Ryers Readers - Shine Like A Unicorn
Episode Date: April 27, 2022Do you want to learn how to shine like a Unicorn? Of course you do! Read along to learn the 9 secret steps to becoming a Unicorn! ...
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Let's do this.
Thank you so much for tuning into today's story.
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Before we get into the story, do you want to know a fun fact?
The word unicorn actually just means one horn.
Makes sense, right?
Unicorns have that one beautiful horn on their head.
Unicorn.
One horn.
Pretty cool, huh?
Okay, story time.
Today, we are going to read Shine Like a Unicorn by Shelley Johannes.
Do you want to shine like a unicorn?
Of course you do.
After all, unicorns are special, totally unique.
It's not easy being a unicorn.
Many have tried, A for effort, but if you really want to be a unicorn,
Unicorn, follow these secret steps.
Step 1. Choose a unicorn name.
Unicorns love to have crazy names.
Pick a fun word and add a silly adjective.
Prancing sparkles and happy sunshine are popular.
Lucky Charm is also on trend.
My name is Glitter Poop.
I know it's different, but that's the point.
Step 2.
Stand out in a herd. Unicorns show off our own style. Sometimes that means experimenting with color or hats. The bigger, the better. You can always find me in a crowd. Step three. Be curious. Unicorns love to ask questions. Why? Excellent question. See, you would be a great unicorn. Because being smart is.
cool. I especially love to learn big words. Sometimes I can be grandiloquent, which leaves
others gobsmacked. Step 4. Find your fun. Unicorns love to horse around. If we get bored,
we make up new games. Hockey dancing and ribbon skating are so fun. Hornpop is a blast. I
I invented donut holes, so we can eat and play at the same time.
Brilliant.
Step 5.
Mind your manners.
Unicorns are very polite.
We say please and thank you.
Normally.
We hold doors open for others, usually, and we love to share, mostly.
Though patience is not always our friends.
virtue. Sometimes I make mistakes, but hey, at least I'm polite about it.
Now for step six. Wait, what did you say? You already do all these steps? Well, then you're on your way to be totally unitastic. However, I am just getting started.
Step six, search for the bright side. Unicorns work hard to be hard to be
happy. It's not always easy and we can be grumpy too. If we get mad, we aren't afraid to kick off
some steam. Sometimes I cry because it's okay to be sad, but I try to look for rainbows even on
extra cloudy days. Look, there's one now. Step 7. Love yourself. Unicorns know we're not
perfect, and that's okay, even if we have crazy hair days.
Sometimes we have upside down days where nothing looks right.
Other times we ask ourselves some questions like,
is my horn too short?
Is my tail too long?
Is my rump too glittery?
Because I can't tell.
But then we remember that imperfections make us flossom.
Step 8.
Dream extra big.
Unicorns keep our hooves on the ground
and our heads in the clouds.
But beware, too much daydreaming can cause dream freeze.
That's when a unicorn has big dreams about where he's going,
but forgets where he is.
I get this a lot, do you?
Wait, you do all that too?
Well, then hold on to you unihorns,
because there's only one more step.
The most important unicorny step of all,
Step 9.
Why 9?
Excellent question.
Refer to step 3.
Because unicorns love surprises.
Top secret.
Don't turn the page unless you are ready for the last step.
Warning.
You cannot be a unicorn without step 9.
Disclaimer.
If you turn the page, you may never see unicorns the same way again.
Step 9.
We make our own magic.
Even though unicorns don't have fairy dust and can't fly, we sure can have fun trying.
Now, hold your pointer finger up to your forehead and yell the unicorn motto after me.
You do you!
Congratulations!
You are now an official unicorn!
Now go shine, just like me.
Me. The end. Make sure to stick around and see if you can answer today's paying attention question.
Before you go, do you think you can answer today's paying attention question?
What is the unicorn motto?
If your answer was, you do you, you, you're right, you sure were paying attention.
Thank you so much for listening. I hope you enjoyed that story.
I wonder what we're going to read next.
