Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 10

Episode Date: October 6, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 10 ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh, we're stuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How old is this fucking music again? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 13 years ago, yeah, okay, I'm just gonna go and fucking... Okay, gaming TV, probably one of the most annoying Roblox YouTubers I've ever seen. How to get rich in Roblox? I don't know about you guys, but selling Robux for a profession to get rich.
Starting point is 00:00:25 To me, that just sounds like a fucking dream come true. Selling Robux, Roblox, this YouTube shit. Guys, today I'm gonna show you what it's like... Ow! Shut the fuck! I really forgot that all of Roblox YouTubers had one thing in common is that they all have absolutely no idea how to control their audio levels in a recording. So anytime I hear any of these YouTubers recording,
Starting point is 00:00:48 I always forget to throw my headphones practically a football field away from my ears, because I already fucking know the second I hit the play button, there's gonna be a bunch of estrogen filled f***ing. losers screaming in my fucking ear. And they all look like this. A malnourished fucking ferret. Rich in Brookhaven. Oh, and there's the other dump.
Starting point is 00:01:08 I told you guys, this video was going to be about the most annoying Roblox YouTubers that I fucking told you. You got this malnourished ferret and you got this girl that looks like fucking Momo. What worse of an outcome can you ask for? Karen, I wonder what is like to be poor or rich. I wouldn't know what it's like to be poor or rich. You sound like I shoved a wooden bird.
Starting point is 00:01:29 pole straight up a sheep. Yeah, me too. I wonder what it's like to be rich. I don't know what it's like. Bro, shut the fuck up. Listen, I know your channel fell off. You're making 40K views of video. But bro, you were popping off a year ago. Don't you fucking tell me you don't know what it's like to be rich?
Starting point is 00:01:45 If you guys are poor now, then I must be fucking homeless. Because last I checked my bank account, ooh, mama. Well, I know. Why don't we test it out? Why don't we pretend to be poor first and then we'll try to see what it's like to be rich? You guys don't even have to fucking pretend. Also, I really want to show this video to a homeless person and really see their facial expression when they watch this video.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Because these motherfuckers are treating the word homeless like it's some fun activity. And sure, maybe being homeless and sleeping inside of sewage pipes, it might be fun. It might be the funest thing ever. But to convey this message on Roblox roleplay, what kind of message are you wanting to give to kids about homeless people? Because it sounds so fucking stupid. Okay. Okay, come on, let's dress up.
Starting point is 00:02:30 As poor first. Guys, to dress up, you gotta do this. You gotta go to your Roblox ID and type of some clothes. Just follow our codes here. This is my poor sign. This is I'm poor. Well, if OK Gaming TV got one thing right in this video, it's definitely this.
Starting point is 00:02:46 A common trait amongst all poor people, they all have to exclaim that they're fucking poor. Whether subliminally or literally, they're always exclaiming that they're poor. Like, seriously, if I'm trying to drive my sweet car down billionaire boulevard and if i see your bum-ass f***in tent sitting outside of my house do you really expect me to give you my gracious great fucking beautiful nectar of money no get your bum-ass tent out of my boulevard fucking losers i swear you know what yeah poor people poor people for shirts my poor pants my poor hair
Starting point is 00:03:20 and my poor face oh ho ho okay that's actually kind of funny tell me this doesn't look like all poor people I can't pay for my fucking kids. Oh, shit. I'm going to hell. Oh, look at me. I'm so sad. Oh, shit. I should not be laughing at this.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Woo. I'm poor. Now, let's look at Aaron. His poor shirt. There's poor pants. His poor hair. Aaron, why is your hair like that? No idea.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Why are like Goku hair? It's like really bad, messy hair, though. Maybe because you haven't washed your hair for many years. Holy shit. You're just going to take shots like that, bro? I mean, she has a. point your hair kind of looks like f***in squid were doing the dirty personally i would be taking that disrespect and that ends for face that's my face during the climax of human reproduction
Starting point is 00:04:13 oh my poor sigma face did motherfucker just say my poor sigma face my poor sigma face just the word sigma makes me want to kill myself i know a lot of you guys refer to me as a sigma in the comment section Please don't ever say that shit again. Instead, everybody should comment the word Adonis, because that's what I am, a f***in Adonis. Let's see how people treat us. Come on, let's go. Oh, do, do do do do do.
Starting point is 00:04:44 Come on, let's go. Oh, wait, there's people there. Look, look. What are they saying? Look, what they're saying? Don't bully me. Don't bully me. Shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Your shirt says summer camp, you fucking nerd. That's probably the only place you don't get the ever-living shit beat out of you. There's a little kid and a guy on top of a bike. What are you talking about? Let's peek. Huh? Noob? Get lost, noob? But I want to hang out with you guys. I'm done with you. You're a slower? Loser and embarrassment? Come on. I did your math homework in school. Yeah, that's pretty believable. When this dumb fuck is saying you're a slower loser and embarrassment. Yeah, I can tell that little Timmy definitely got this guy through school. You're a slower. That's all that needs to be fucking sad, bro. I know you're angry, big bro, but just admit it, you're fucking retarded.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Let me hang with you guys, please. Ha-ha, thanks for that no. Dumb? Why are you so mean? Because you poor, you have no robocs? What the fuck did he just say? Because your poor absin no bo-bucks. I feel like this dude was trying to say, man, you're porous. You ain't got no robocs, you fucking nerd. Ooh, this guy is so mean, man. With Richard and you, embarrassing? Great job okay gaming TV Great fucking job with this message
Starting point is 00:06:07 Not only have we taught the message that poor people is actually not even a thing It's actually a fun activity and on the other end of the spectrum Rich people are just a bunch of fucking assholes and you shouldn't involve yourselves with them Because I mean look at me audience I'm rich. I'm not a fucking asshole I'm the I'm the nicest guy all I said was poor people and okay gaming TV like what So this guy wow This guy is really extra, man. Dude, shut up.
Starting point is 00:06:34 I mean, really, shut up. This guy is so extra, man. Dude, aren't you the same motherfuck that said Sigma a second ago? I don't want to hear you fucking talk. I really hate rich kids like that because in my old school, a lot of kids were rich. And they just, like, pick on people that weren't rich. I mean, to be fair, it's actually fun to pick on poor people. And it's not because I have money, right?
Starting point is 00:06:57 I used to not have money at all. But, audience, when you actually get money and you actually get a bit wealthy, And when you look at other people around you and how they're so fucking lazy to actually get money, you can't help but make fun of them because they're so fucking lazy. I mean, think about it. Motherf is always complaining about how they're pouring shit. There's such an easy solution. Get up off your lazy fucking ass and make money.
Starting point is 00:07:20 You lazy, poor piece of shit. See what I mean? It's just so easy. It's funny. It's kind of like, you know, like, why did I have to do that? It kind of reminds you of my childhood, man. Aw. I'm so sad.
Starting point is 00:07:31 I want to help him so bad. Do not help him. It's times like these where you go through some hard sh- and you end up becoming a better person on the other side. Do not help that little kid let him stay in his pit of f***in' despair because that's what he deserves because he's fucking poor. Thank you, let us help you. This is classmate?
Starting point is 00:07:48 Wow. Kids these days are so ruthless. You might be right, okay, gaming TV. All these kids nowadays are so fucking ruthless. They're so mean. Just kidding, fuck you. I'm done with this bullshit. If you made it this far, comment, eat the poor.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Alright audience, what's up? What's up? Today we're checking out some of the worst Roblox TikToks. Just want to see you touch the ground. You know, shy girl, Bocah Vananza.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Shake your body like a belly dance. Starting off with our first TikTok, I am surprisingly not disappointed. I mean, after making like 20-something videos about this particular topic, I'm not exactly surprised whenever I have a six-packed dude belly dancing on my lap.
Starting point is 00:08:28 You know what I'm saying? Whenever I see this stuff, I'm looking at my monitor and thinking, Jesus, what am I doing with my life? But then I realized, oh yeah. Shut up. I can steal your man within one second.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Personally, this doesn't apply to me, so that's good. I haven't exactly touched a weener in exactly 24 hours. And by touching a weiner, I mean washing my own in the shower. Don't get any thoughts, you sick bastards. Oh yeah, do I think you can steal people's man within one second? I mean, that's honestly up to you. If you think you can, then I mean, hey, get it. But in my opinion, at least I think, at least I hope the majority of people
Starting point is 00:09:11 IRL day instead of online day, they would say no to you. So, uh, I'm holding on to that hope. Well, the first question I have for you, buddy, is why do you have an E-Girl on Roblox to begin with? I don't know why this guy is trying to pose as some Einstein women go-getter or something, but I think if you know about women, I think the place you should be looking is not Roblox. So if you're complaining you got an E-girl that's dancing on Roblox 24-7, oh, can you really be surprised? You did, after all, try dating on a kid's video game.
Starting point is 00:09:47 This ladies and gentlemen is what you call losing the lottery of life. Look, I'm not trying to shame an actual problem that's probably affected 90% of my audience and probably 100% of people watching this video. If you have gotten to the point where you watch this stuff and you're self-proclaiming that you are so proud of it and you're openly making TikToks about it, I think you've really lost the meaning of what it is to be a human being. But yeah, audience, don't watch porn. Purple shit and put me straight to sleep.
Starting point is 00:10:32 I am staring at this an absolute disbelief. So the caption of this video says, How do girls swallow cum? It tastes so awful. My question to you, little man, is how do you know what cum tastes like? Did you like Google it or something? Or did you actually like go the extra mile and taste yourself or something? But I mean, either way, both ways are disgusting.
Starting point is 00:10:54 But please don't let it be option B. E. Baby. So I just wanted to pause this really quickly. Why are you flirting inside of the direct messages system on Roblox? I just wanted to point that out. You know, what kind of middle school crap is this? My love, dad.
Starting point is 00:11:19 I just got a neurological sensation sent to my brain. And I think after seeing this message, I think I'm going to get a vasectomy. I do not want to bring my kids into a world where they're going to tell my 10-year-old child, yes, daddy or yes, mommy. I'm not trying to do that. I'm not trying to get my 10-year-old boy wrapped up on flirting on Roblox and they got to focus on the multiplication test tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:11:42 For all you people that have never seen Aladdin, this 10-year-old boy is trying to insinuate that you should ride his wiener. Can I be surprised that 10-year-olds nowadays are wanting to be fertile and breedable? Oh, that's so sickening. I guarantee you they made this TikTok right after they got bullied at school.
Starting point is 00:12:17 It's 2022 and, Imagine judging someone because they online date. I think that is a completely valid thing to do. If you're online dating in 2022, then I heavily believe that you should be curb-stomped. Just my opinion, ladies and gentlemen, if you want to start a war in the comment section about online dating, then please go ahead.
Starting point is 00:12:36 I will participate. So what I'm not understanding in this video, is this supposed to be a flex? If your life is so lonely, you gotta flirt with girls a thousand miles away, I feel like that there's a little bit of lack of purpose. You can still have hope. I mean, you can start off by mowing your dad's lawn every weekend.
Starting point is 00:13:01 You can start making a few bucks. Maybe you can start feeling so productivity in your life. But flirting with fellow five-year-olds on the internet, I don't feel like that's the best idea. Especially if you're past the age of, I'd say, 15 years old. You're just asking to get put behind bars. Wait, wait, wait, what? I am so confused.
Starting point is 00:13:25 How exactly do you know if your Roblox character is a virgin or not? Are we basing this off of imagination or whether or not we had E-sex and Roblox DMs? Because I will happily inform everybody watching this video I have done neither. What kind of chaotic evil am I staring at? I will give Roblox people the benefit of the doubt that, yes, they do get very creative in their ED. dating videos, but that still doesn't mean that you can't divert your creativity to something more productive and your relationship status to something that's perhaps in real life. But seeing stuff like this, they are really wasting their creative freedom on something so stupid.
Starting point is 00:14:10 It's like hentai artists. Like, dude, you can be drawing something so much better than dream touching George's butthole, you know, it can be done for so much better justice. I don't like how you're talking to me. You making me so uncomfortable. Okay, audience, so everybody watching this video, you've been pictured naked by this individual here. I didn't know you could picture me naked when you barely know what I look like. But hey, if you've been picturing me naked, I mean, I guarantee you that's probably been the best sight you've seen all day. Am I like supposed to be understanding something? It says, come on, children, like, oh, oh.
Starting point is 00:15:02 Oh, that's what he meant. What the hell is society? I'm really intrigued which of you guys found this video to be funny. If you're under the age of 18, I just want to talk to your parents. If you're over the age of 18, please direct me to your closest police department. I just, I just need to have a word. It's another one of these, isn't it? Listen, baby girl, this guy is not your world.
Starting point is 00:15:31 He is never going to be your world. When the Wi-Fi goes out, your whole world is going to crumble. What are you going to do when there's a thunderstorm outside? You're telling me, your butt cheeks are going to quiver and fear because you can't talk to Tyrone in Alabama. When you're all the way in what? Wisconsin. This has gotta be the picture perfect definition of Desperate.
Starting point is 00:15:55 If you're so poor you can't afford Oreo cream on your cookie so you bust a fat load on it and you eat it. Oh my lord, call that poverty. I should be more thankful for my life, man. I feel like this question answers itself. Your stomach hurts after the ninth time you jerk off in a day, I feel like we know the answer. We both know the answer. First off, I've gotta salute you. How do you have that much horny energy is beyond me?
Starting point is 00:16:25 Second off, why are you telling us your jerk-off routine? That's actually nasty. Third off, I think you should notify your parents about your addiction, because my lord, that's bad. Sassy questions for couples' addition. Oh, man, this is going to be good. Made first move. Who said I love you first?
Starting point is 00:16:51 Always horny. All right, you horny bastard. Well, audience, I hate to break it to you, but that's it for today. Please click the video on screen. I really appreciate it, and I promise you'll love it. All right, people, what's up? The cringiest couple on TikTok got even worse. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is AEM list, M list.
Starting point is 00:17:24 I still can't fucking pronounce their name. For the sake of this video, we're going to be calling them M's. Anyways, I dropped a video on M's a couple days ago, and it did pretty well. It's probably because 99.9% of the people, people that watch my videos are fucking single. Yeah, you thought that I was gonna say not subscribed. Yeah, for anybody in the audience that isn't subscribed, you can change that today. Let's begin.
Starting point is 00:17:52 To be honest, I kind of do wish you guys broke up. I swear, seeing you guys document your fucking relationship online is like third wheeling in e-date. The only people that's going to give a shit about your relationship is other single people that fantasized about this shit to happen to them. Your entire fan base is a bunch of lonely fucking people. I kinda do wish you broke up. This shit is just fucking cringe. Get it?
Starting point is 00:18:22 Ladies and gentlemen, he just fucking proposed. Oh my God. Listen, girl, I know you just got proposed to, but I have an idea. Since women are so fucking good in walking all over men in the courthouse, get that motherfuck of divorce papers, you can take all of his money and you can run away. But before you do so, please delete the entire TikTok page. Nobody trying to see that. Dude, this motherfucker got her a dairy rink.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Honey, if you don't know anything about dairy rings, let me red pill you. You have to submit your fucking ID in order to actually buy a dairy ring. Basically, you can only buy one of these fucking things in your lifetime. Typically, people buy this shit for a loved one or a significant other, but this motherfucker actually spent that shit on her. I really hope you trust this girl, bro, especially with the fucking money you got. If this girl randomly becomes a bitter fuck to you, she can take all your fucking money. To be honest, I'm gonna be laughing my fucking ass off when that happens.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Audience, I can tell you guys now that this guy does not want to be there. He is already spending hundreds of dollars at the mall for her fucking makeup. Do you think this guy is actually having a genuine smile behind that mask in that store? I can tell you guys from personal experience when I go with my girlfriend to the fucking store. And we're supposed to be shopping for makeup with my money. I can promise you now that I do not have. have a fucking smile on my face. I have the biggest frown on planet Earth. You think the frown of a kid starving in Africa was bad. Well, how about you catch me in a
Starting point is 00:20:04 fucking Sephora? You will see a level of depression on my face that will actually make you want to end your life in Minecraft today. Listen, I don't know why this made it into the video, but this is some main character shit. Not to mention her entire outfit in the fucking platter of cake on her face is probably all bought by this fucking dude. Hope that I've ever seen on this TikTok page is just this dude swiping his debit card somebody in the audience please tell me what this girl does for work because i have no fucking clue all that i know is that her full-time job is swiping this dude's american express i love the smith i said i love the smith and this a double-deckle listen audience as much as i could say this is oo-woo and so fucking
Starting point is 00:20:57 Q and oh my god couple goals as a man doing this shit it's just a fucking inconvenience this is not princess treatment you just walk over the fucking snow oh my god rath you're such a fucking piece of shit why would you not because y'all mufuckers got feet to the floor is not lava how about you guys quit being a fucking child and walk across the street like seriously this guy looks like a pretty busy man he has a lot of shit to do it's gonna be some shit that he was late to his meeting because he had to give his girl fucking princess treatment and clear the path of snow for her that is just fucking retarded ladies and gentlemen as i'm watching this video all that i fucking see on screen is chiching chiching like seriously p o v you're dating a man not a boy provider mindset
Starting point is 00:22:02 fucking chiching loyalty and royalty fucking ties your shoes after he chichinged on your entire outfit prioritizes you, more fucking cha-ching, protective of you. Okay, finally, we got around to something that should be normal in a fucking relationship, and focused on his career. Once again, that should be a fucking given. Put you know the whole fucking chiching every five fucking seconds for your woman, is that really needed? I think if you really want a true and prosperous relationship,
Starting point is 00:22:34 it doesn't require fucking chiching all day, every day. If this motherfucker was to go broke tomorrow, you would not be with his ass. Simple as that, ladies and gentlemen, go ahead and date a girl like this, and I promise if you were to go broke tomorrow, she will fucking leave you the same day. Don't believe me, guys? Try it. I fucking dare you. Listen, audience, as a car guy, I really love my fucking cars. But I also really love my woman. Yes, guys, I know what I said was cute, you can fuck off now.
Starting point is 00:23:12 However, do I love her enough to install a fucking car? Hello Kitty driver mod seat inside of the passenger side. Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Listen, girl, your boyfriend must really love you if he allowed that shit to happen. I would not allow that shit to be installed in my car in a million fucking years. Bro, you guys are not even enjoying the fucking theme park. You guys are just filming each other. Is it just me or whenever I go on a date with somebody, I just put away my phone the
Starting point is 00:23:50 entire day? Audience, to me, I just think that's just just. you know the respectful thing to do you're supposed to be experiencing something with somebody else why do we have to fucking film it all day every day it's like you're almost robbing yourselves of the full experience because you're too busy trying to record the fucking moment dude i promise you guys will enjoy your date much more if you just put away your phone but if we record it it'll become a memory dude fuck your recording it's called remembering you idiot Is it just weird or is this like the fruityest shit I've ever fucking watched in my life?
Starting point is 00:24:28 I feel like I'm watching a video of a girl hanging out with her gay friend at Universal. If you were to show me this video out of context and tell me that they were not together, I would unironically think that that is what this video is. How the fuck do you act like this in this video and drive a GT 500 Ford in the same day? The duality of manliness and fruityness in this video is fucking wild. That's crazy. Your relationship got to a point that she looks at a door and looks flabbergasted when you don't open that shit. What the fuck? No princess treatment. Yes, bitch. Open the fucking door. God, this shit is so fucking cringe, dude. Tell me this shit is scripted without telling me this shit is scripted.
Starting point is 00:25:27 And also, girl, can you respectfully stop filming at this angle? As a man watching this video, I personally am starting to feel. gay. And I do not want to feel gay today. And then he went bankrupt. Howdy and subscribe to the channel if you would like a part three on this TikTok couple. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. Hey, um, well, I'm not losing then. I'm gonna make you strip Nova. Come, let's want me one. Nah, no, no, no, no, bro. What the f f-did you just say? Ain't no way we found the Roblox diddy.
Starting point is 00:26:08 All right, people, what's up? Today I have discovered the worst Roblox YouTuber in recent time. I'm not you gonna try out right now. I wanna make you strip over, you're gonna lose this. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Kobe blocks. Anyways, this fella has been circling around the Roblox community for quite some time now, where essentially this college dropout named Kobe, grabbed an only fan's girl and quite literally made her the mascot of his whole fucking channel.
Starting point is 00:26:36 You know, the classic titty's in the thumbnail remove one clothing if I get one kill. Essentially, this is the same shit that Rice Gum was. was doing back in 2018 on Fortnite. Except it is now in 2024 on Roblox, and somehow he made it even worse. I'll just play a few clips from his video so you guys know what I'm talking about. Let's go. Bro, no, you have to take him another piece of clothing already. That is not fair.
Starting point is 00:27:02 You're cheating. How did you freeze me before I froze you? I shot you at the exact same time. No, but enough you happen, bro. Just take the clothes off, bro. I'm going to win. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Anyways, just like all weirdos that are on the internet,
Starting point is 00:27:13 they got cancelled and Kobe blocks got canceled pretty fucking bad i mean seriously we had steak we had creak craft we had the whole fucking Avengers on this shit which basically leads to today where Kobe blocks made a response video i got canceled dot dot dot dot and as you could see this video was not received well it was probably because there was no tities being teased or no vagina being flapped around in the video that's probably why Kobe that's probably why your video flopped So, I got cancelled. Dude, clean your fucking microphone. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Is this what happens when you froth over the mouth over a barely legal only fan's blonde? That microphone is fucking rancid. And let me explain why. It all started with this cornball right here. It's steak, I think he's called. For the record, Kobe, it's not a very good idea to call the person that's canceling you names
Starting point is 00:28:07 at the very beginning of your video. You, Mr. Dumb-Fuck, you have something to prove to everybody. And the thing you have to prove is that you're not a fucking weirdo to everybody. Which, FYI, you dumb fuck, everybody thinks so. So don't start the video by calling steak and everybody else a cornball in shit. They don't have anything to prove. You do, you fucking dumbass. He made many live streams about me.
Starting point is 00:28:31 Here's one of them. I mean, he is literally the biggest glazer I've ever seen in 2024. Brody, I think you're the last person to be talking about glazing whenever you have an only fan's girl as the mascot of your channel. If it wasn't for this girl hopping on your channel, you would quite literally be making no money. Which is ironic audience, because after he posted this video, YouTube demonetized his entire channel. Oh my God, get fucked, dude. But you might be wondering why am I getting all this hate? I mean, what have I done?
Starting point is 00:29:00 I don't really know, but I can explain what they say. Everybody knows exactly why you're getting canceled. You're promoting 18 plus content to little ass kids. That's the simple reason. Nobody watching your video is slow, dude. We all know why we're here. So obviously, most of you guys have probably seen my videos. I am making clickbait.
Starting point is 00:29:19 Okay, I'm making clickbait. Yeah, I'm clicking bait. Yeah, obviously, most of you guys have seen my videos. I mean, they're just normal Roblox videos. Yeah, guys, very normal Roblox videos that was from a dying trend back in 2018. Notice how he didn't put a picture of his very normal Roblox thumbnails on screen. It's almost like Muff-fra scared to get his video demonetized because he knows it's wrong. Listen, there ain't nothing wrong with a little titty in the thumbnail.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Right, Topper Guild, I do it, Zong does it, fucking everybody does it. But thank fuck all of us have the common knowledge that we shouldn't actually promote it. This guy is working hand in hand with a fucking porn star to make Roblox videos for kids. I would not even doubt it if this woman is getting paid to be inside of these videos. Which, FYI, Mr. Dumbfuck, if you're paying this girl to be in your videos, you're promoting this behavior. With my friend Nova, and I get a lot of hate for it because Nova has a lot of... her own personal life and does certain things that people don't agree with, but in return, people are saying, I'm promoting stuff that she does. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. You're
Starting point is 00:30:22 collabing with a porn star that's going to see her content and then see her 18 plus content. I think the comment that I put on this dude's response video was perfect. Guys, guys, listen, I'm not promoting her 18 plus content. I'm actually just sending my audience to the person that has 18 plus content in their links. Can't you see how many fucking lollings? Can't you see how many fucking loll? Leapes you're making just to make your point you promote a porn starter kids come to me I can debate this all day I've in no way ever promoted it I once linked her streaming I've never promoted any of her stuff I promote a kick link once and I delete it because people said it wasn't good to do when I delete it but ever since then I've still being in hey okay but you still did it I didn't do it guys but actually there was this one time oh and there was this one time on kick you promote a starr to kids you fucking idiot and a lot of people are saying my videos are not allowed on YouTube but I can quick
Starting point is 00:31:13 disprove that. Yeah, well, you got demonetized after this video, fuck you. Since this whole segment of his video is completely invalid now, let's skip to his next beautiful point. But you can easily tell that Roblox is trying to cater to an older audience, and because I'm a Sigma, I realize that. Oh my fucking... There's no fucking way that you just said that. Because I'm a Sigma, I realize that. I swear this dude is just now discovering who Andrew Tate is. No, like, seriously, look at this dude's tweets. Look how fucking cryptic he is. get clowned on for my dreams. They call you crazy till it works. The funny thing is that it already is working.
Starting point is 00:31:49 I have multiple channels generating me thousands of dollars, each in profit. Do the math. I wouldn't make nearly as much in college. All I would do is study for five years to work at McDonald's. Praying one day I'd get a job that the government will tax half of my pay. Stay in the Matrix if you don't understand. Yeah, I'll be honest, bro. The only thing I learned from this tweet is that you like Wiener. So if we go... Alright, so this is the first video I've ever done on this style. And if we click details right here, and I scroll down...
Starting point is 00:32:19 Oh, wait a minute. Is your video made for kids? I click, no, it's not made for kids. Because really young kids shouldn't be watching my videos. Young kids can still be watching your videos, you fucking idiot. If you really cared about kids not watching your videos, you would in fact age restrict all of your videos on request. But of course, everybody knows that you wouldn't auto age restrict your videos
Starting point is 00:32:39 because you wouldn't get your fucking money. Guys, this is... not about the safety of children. This is just about him making his fucking money off a kids. If you really cared about little kids not watching your videos, you would request your videos to be age-restricted. Fuck you. Also, bro, you cannot tell me that this shit was not targeted towards kids. I have never in my fucking life ever heard of a YouTube channel on Roblox that talks like this that is meant for adults. Today, me and over playing 2v2s, but every time I get a kill, I have to spin the suss wheel.
Starting point is 00:33:13 This has some crazy dares on it. Get the fuck out of here, you big fat liar. Anyway, let's get more to the actual nitty-gritty of this stuff. Let's react to some things that I've seen on Twitter. But quick, wait, wait, quickly just before that, this, so as I said, this is steak. And he has no room to talk about promoting certain things because, bro, he is literally promoting the biggest 18 plus website on earth. I mean, look what he's wearing. It's a shirt with the name on it.
Starting point is 00:33:37 And his audience is completely kids. Okay, first off, he was never promoting Pornhub.com. Here was the original clip. Check this out. Leave. If you're under 15, get out of here. Go. Leave now. Muff-I literally just said, if you're under a certain age, fucking leave right now. Does that sound like promoting to you? Now, to me, if I were promoting Pornhub.com to a bunch of kids, I think I would be saying something along the lines of,
Starting point is 00:34:09 guys, if you're 15 and below, you have got to see this. That, you dumb fuck, is called promoting. Steak was never promoting Pornhub quit saying that he was Yeah, I'll be the first to say that was probably stupid I messed up for sure But you know what I didn't do I didn't promote someone that works for the website and put that info in the description of the vid Firstly, I've never put anyone's 18 plus links in the description to a vid
Starting point is 00:34:33 That's completely wrong No guys, I didn't promote 18 plus content I just sent them to the person that has 18 plus content in their links Not promoting a porn star in your YouTube videos is not featuring a porn star in a positive light on your YouTube videos. I don't think I need to say anymore. Everybody subscribe if I should make a part two on this guy. With that being said, I'll catch y'all later.
Starting point is 00:34:58 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a lot to go over today. Because of what I just watched, I am now questioning the meaning of art, my sanity, in the existence of fucking copyright laws. Because some of the videos that we're checking out today has accumulated over 4 million views. All because of what? A shitty chat GPT prompt that a bunch of fetus-ass kids came to? understand. Like, holy shit, dude. Yeah, guys, let's just give a Furby a bunch of fucking Adderall and seeing like the bills are due. And while we're at it, let's just
Starting point is 00:35:28 make all of our AI generated dog shit be designed after fucking Martin Luther's hairstyle. Okay, I seriously need to stop. We have a lot more to go over today. All right, people, what's up? Babu-Branrot is getting worse and you have no idea how. Since I dropped my last video on Labubu BrainRot, it accumulated over 150,000 views as of recording. this video and while that's a big number I didn't show you guys really how bad it's getting believe me the shit that we're gonna be seeing today is gonna have you wanting to question your fucking existence like motherfucker next time you're taking a shit you're gonna be sitting there talking to god why you were born in this generation anyways let's see if y'all can make it to the
Starting point is 00:36:09 end okay so this video is pretty fucking weird like actually pretty fucking weird am i seriously going to be the only one that notices that this character has fucking gills. Or maybe it's a second mouth. I don't know. The AI prompts can't choose one or the other. These characters are having a straight up fucking identity crisis. But I'm not going to worry about that audience. I accept transitions from all walks of life. I'm more so curious about the fucking ectoplasm that they're eating right now. That shit looks like the type of shit that Dave Blunts would eat for dinner. But then again, can you really expect anything different from AI generated dog shit? But then again, who Who knows, who knows if this isn't AI generated dog shit?
Starting point is 00:36:59 If this video was made by an actual human being and not chat GPT, I'm afraid to say, Mr. Sir, that you have failed to be an animator, like, on God. Why are you drawing fucking gills on the Laboooo-Boo-Boo? If this is AI-generated dog shit, please stop. But if you are a real animator that made this, you need to retire today. And I'm not talking about you going on some hiatus and then coming back, maybe a little bit better with your talent. I'm sorry, man, but there's sometimes just one piece of art
Starting point is 00:37:28 that describes somebody's entire career. You know, like Shadman drawing a bunch of children, you just so happen to be known for drawing dog shit Lubu-Boo animations. End your career today. La-bo-Bu-la-Bu-la-Bu-Bu-Laf-Bu-A-Bu-B-B-W-B-B-B-B-W-B-B-B--------------... Even though this video does not look like AI-generated dog shit, I'm just going to assume that it is. If you are hiring somebody like this to voice your fucking video,
Starting point is 00:38:02 and then you instruct them to then sound more like a tumor than Alvin the fucking chipmunk, and then you proceed to post it on YouTube? Bro, the jokes write themselves. Holy shit. Somebody sat at their desk and published this video thinking that this shit was badass. Yeah, guys, this video is totally going to land with the third grade classroom. Yeah, dude, get the fuck out of here. Dude, I thought the whole Ashton Hall morning routine shit was over.
Starting point is 00:38:36 But I guess I was sincerely wrong, ladies and gentlemen. Are we going to see the same jokes over and over again? My fuck is twerking on the balcony in the air for four fucking minutes. Oh, and don't forget wiping your fucking face with a banana peel. Yeah, dude. Ha ha ha, very funny. Sorry, but I don't know about you guys, but if I seen something like that getting onto a school bus, I think I would make a sex offender report to the local county.
Starting point is 00:39:04 police. Nobody, and I mean fucking nobody is going to get on the school bus with my child on it looking like that. Every child's Pam Pam is in danger that's on that bus. Oh, what you look at that? He's also a fucking dumb ass. This is a math problem, Brody, not the
Starting point is 00:39:35 fucking age of consent that you think about. Oh no! Sahor tricked Laboooo into a mouse trap with cookies. Poor Laboos soul. In case you guys are wondering why I'm already talking on top of this video is because that was the entire video.
Starting point is 00:39:52 You hear some random ass dude squeezing his balls and this fucking Twinkie says, Oh no! The point La Boo Boo! Like, are you fucking serious? Dude, do kids actually find this shit as good content? Because I don't know about you guys, but if I was at the family dinner and they were asking me what I did for a living, and I had to explain to them that I do this shit, I would much rather jump off of George Washington's nose at Mount Rushmore.
Starting point is 00:40:19 There's no fucking way I will be able to post a video like that and still have self-confidence You got me f*** up Oh no Laboo-boo found a super weird glowing mushroom in the forest He wasn't supposed to eat it now he's feeling Super weird Okay so basically this guy starts off every single video by going oh no Dude at this point if you're wanting your entire YouTube career to be about
Starting point is 00:40:44 La Boo boo boo and screaming oh no if you really need to say it like that I highly recommend you get fucking neutered. If you chop off your balls, I promise you saying, Oh no, is going to be so much easier. Your job is going to be a fucking breeze without balls, my boy. Matter of fact, I didn't even listen to the video. I didn't even listen to what the fuck the story said. Not that it matters at all.
Starting point is 00:41:08 It's not like it's going to add any sort of significant value to my life. To any stoners that are watching this video, if you're tripping off of LSD, you might like this video. But to the normal people that's remaining. in this video so far, this video should not be for you. If any of you actually look at this content and find it entertaining, I urge you to unsubscribe today. Okay, at this point, I think I am seriously at a loss for words. What did the guy have to put into the chat GPT prompt to generate this kind of shit?
Starting point is 00:41:41 I get it, you're trying to make content on YouTube shorts to try to get all the little kids to subscribe to you because the brand new Laboooooo trend is out. But I think even to a certain degree, You have to make the video kind of makes sense. Not just, you know, start off the video like that and then they just turn it to fucking Godzilla. I think you have to be a little bit more creative there, buddy. Okay, at this point, I am now trying to sit down and analytically deduct what the fuck is happening right now. This has to be a Godzilla reference.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Is it really audience or am I just being that fucking stupid? Now, granted, this doesn't look like Godzilla in the slightest. But I can see how some dumb ass probably put that into the... the chat GPT prompt to generate this. I don't know. Maybe I'm just fucking stupid. Oh no. La Boo Boo gave the alien a super spicy pepper.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Now it's burning like crazy. Oh no. Poor alien. Oh no. Fuck. Dude, I've been mocking this motherfucker for so long that my voice is actually starting to fall apart. Fun fact, ladies and gentlemen,
Starting point is 00:42:45 with the amount of times I've recorded YouTube videos in my YouTube voice, I have actually damaged my vocal cords. I am not lying. And I think with this many Labuibu brain rot videos, I think I'm nearing my limit. Anyways, audience, with that being said, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part three about Labuobu. But with that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.
Starting point is 00:43:08 All right, people, what's up? Today, the TikTok food waster uploaded the worst video ever. And by Food Waster, I'll be talking about Topper Guild. This guy. I hired 100 girlfriends. Topper, what the fuck is that thumbnail? Getting your clothes ripped off and shit Is that a cut on your cheek?
Starting point is 00:43:24 The hell are these psycho bitches up to the fuck? I spent over $100,000 this week to have 100 of these girls here. The fact this motherfucker had to pay women to be around him. I swear, Topper's a fucking repellent for a vagina. Dude had to bust out the fucking bank account for this video. I could do this video for free. You aren't going to want to miss these crazy challenges
Starting point is 00:43:44 and epic moments throughout the week. Oh my gosh, Topper just got fucking mooched. I never thought I'd see the day. I mean, that's what you get, Topper with a thousand dollar package of a woman. Kisses and mediocre compliments included. Brought to you by Bimbo's Incorporated. I am only allowed to bring 25 girls out of the hundred into the mansion based off their one pickup line. If I hit yes, they come into the mansion.
Starting point is 00:44:08 If it's a no, the fuck happened to your mouth. What the fuck a kiss too many women now he's looking like Stephen Hart? Was that joke too dark? Yeah, I'll give a fuck. They go into the no bus for a trip back home. Would you mind grabbing my arm? Yeah, I'm sure. Oh my god, I've been touched by an angel
Starting point is 00:44:21 Fuck you I didn't know, I'm so sorry I've been bad Ladies and gentlemen This is exactly why men make the first move Give me a pickup line like that I'm a fucking recluse back Like a regular show hot dog
Starting point is 00:44:34 I've been touched by an angel Shut the fuck up Did you get your license suspended? No Because you're driving me crazy Please come in You hit accept for that shit Motherfucking you better get a drive back home
Starting point is 00:44:45 With that shit The only turn on for me Is if you whisper the copyright law in my ear. There ain't a single thing more sexy than that. Except for me when I'm butt-ass... Like pick-up lines. Can I kiss you instead? Of course the fucking blonde would say that. You can't come up with a single cohesive sentence? Throw your goofy ass back on the bus. Do you believe in love in first sight or should I have been talking about it? I believe in it. Come on in. Fuck you. Topper, how unbelievably cheesy
Starting point is 00:45:14 do you have to make this video? Honestly, I don't even know why I continue to watch your I won't forget the first time I watched her channel, but I'll keep trying. I hope your CPR certified. Holy shit, boys. Diggity, damn. Listen, boys, hear me out. She's got way too much fucking makeup on. Get your ass back on the fucking bus.
Starting point is 00:45:32 You're just sick my breath away. I'm so sorry. This is stupid. I don't even understand why you got a fucking pound of makeup. Your palate costs more than your fucking outfit. That's what I don't understand. I'm amazing. How are you?
Starting point is 00:45:44 I'm great. You're my favorite YouTuber and I want to smash your like button for the rest of my life. All right, good enough for me. You're good enough for me. Welcome. Topper, that's a keeper. All those other women you hit yes on, they're shit. If they support your channel, that's a Gigi. That's all you need, baby.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Can I have a picture of you? I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas. Please, I love Santa. Fuck Santa. That fat bitch broke my chimney. Santa tells me I need to watch my mouth. He needs to watch his fucking wait. Hey, Topper.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Who's this fucking pixie? Even Topper's freaked out. Get your fucking ass out of here. Uh, guys, I'm so sorry for saying no, thank you guys for coming. Oh, you know! I can't believe I just rejected 75% I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life. I'm surprised they came to see you.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Even after getting paid, I would have took the money and blocked your ass. Now it's time to meet the girls with a little twist. Hi, hey guys, Nathan here, also known as unspeakable. We heard Topper was bringing a hundred girls to a mansion and he's looking for a new girlfriend. Well, while he's going on dates, me and the boys are going to be in his ear telling him what to do. Let's try it. Topper, if you hear us scream, yeah. Yeah!
Starting point is 00:46:47 Holy shit! I can see the air and all their head, especially this one. Why's your arm like that? Why so much fucking sass? Put your arm away. I don't like this girl. Fuck you. Hi. Hi there. Tell me about yourself. Well, I'm 22. All right, Topper. Grab the water in front of you and dump it on your head. Hmm, interesting. Okay, and then, in terms of like, I've never seen a wet talk before. Are you guys laughing yet? Isn't this like the funniest video you've ever watched? I'm laughing so hard. I got the fucking jizzled abs of the Greek gods. Why didn't I subscribe to Topper Guild sooner.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Hi, hi. Give me this. Bark like a dog. Communication. Oh, you know. Community. What was that? The bad thing is that this girl doesn't even seem that bad.
Starting point is 00:47:30 But because you got these fucking morons in his AirPod, they're just going to sabotage everything he's doing. But then again, there's also the other side where Topper had to pay this motherfucker to be here in the first place. So I highly doubt anything here is going to be authentic. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. So, um, anyway, yeah, just so continue.
Starting point is 00:47:48 Like, where was I? That's really scary. I'm sorry, well, you're smiling. So that means you gotta be having a good time, right? Yeah, I'm having a great time. Awesome. So, me and Topper had a great first date. I think the barking was so hot.
Starting point is 00:48:07 Was I gonna tell him that? No. I like this girl. If she doesn't win, Topper's a bitch, that's all I'm saying. I really liked your pickup line out there, by the way. Oh, you liked it? Yeah, it was great. You make me what a fucking puke.
Starting point is 00:48:18 You like my pickup line? Yeah. Shut the fuck on. Lons are not my type, by the way. What if he proposes to this one? What do you like to go? Where's your favorite place? Ooh, Bahamas.
Starting point is 00:48:28 The Bahamas? I want you to get down on one knee and propose. That was the last thing I needed to hear. Why? Will you marry me? Topper. Is that a yes? If you tell the girls to go home right now.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Oh, look at what the fuck. Alright, I'm sorry. I'm talking too much shit. Tell me about yourself. All right, listen, Topper. I want you to roast her outfit. On vacation. I'm probably,
Starting point is 00:48:46 probably not. Probably Switzerland. Did you pick out that shirt? Mm-hmm. And you picked out those pants as well? Yeah, I did. Is there something wrong with them? What's with the fucking sass?
Starting point is 00:48:56 Oh, is there something wrong with them? Shut the fuck up. Listen, ladies, if you're trying to attract a man, not some fucking soy boy, by the way, I'm talking a fucking man. Throw that sass shit out the window. We ain't trying to fucking see it. This woman is exactly who you don't want to be. Just can't really stand, like, the pink and white.
Starting point is 00:49:13 Do you want to do this date one more time? Do you want to just go change real quick? Are you serious? You're wearing a booger shirt? You're gonna say that to me? Wait, wait, what are you doing? Wait, oh, wait. I mean, he did say he liked the wet look.
Starting point is 00:49:25 But I don't think my guy's even wet anymore. He's a fucking faucet at this point. But I will say the faucet does drip. And Topper has the fucking drip. What's up? Have you been? Not much. I'm doing well.
Starting point is 00:49:36 Our Topper freeze. Don't move until we tell you to. So what I... Are you okay? I want you to take this moment while you're frozen and think about everything you've done in your life. I want to think, think deeply, very deeply. I want you to think very deeply. long and hard about everything you regret, all the decisions you've made in the past 18 years of your life.
Starting point is 00:49:58 I love how he doesn't show the food wasting. Hopper, you know you fucked up in that situation. You can make as many peanut butter fucking jellies as you want. We know what's a load of bullshit and you're copying somebody else's idea. Fuck you. That was a little too much. You can unfreeze now. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:50:14 I'm good. I just thought about one time I was in like third grade. Fucking pussy. Oh, the third time I was in third grade. Me, me, me, me, me, me. How about the three years worth of fucking food you wasted? Ah? No?
Starting point is 00:50:26 Okay. Alrighty. Toppy top. I want you to whip out that beautiful cell phone of yours and I want you to flex your TikTok following, okay? I have like 29.4 million followers on TikTok. Oh, big deal. Top 50 creator in the world. Top 50.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Top 50. Top. Holy fuck women are so funny. Fuck my entire YouTube channel. This woman just needs to take over everything. Take my channel the fucking cat NFT you're looking at right now. I'm fucking leaving. Like this shit, this shit just belongs to her. Fuck this shit.
Starting point is 00:50:54 I wanted to know, if money didn't matter, what would you be doing? If money didn't matter, exactly what I'm doing right now. I love doing this and it's never about the money. It's just doing what you love and the money will cost. Yeah, I'm fucking done. Audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.
Starting point is 00:51:12 But anyways, yeah, subscribe. This is what we ate in a day as five plus size best friends in our very first day at Disneyland. Have you been died to try? We searched for the exact same room. and exact same dates on the Disney World website. And that cost $8,616. All right, people, what's up? This Disney adult situation is getting out of hand.
Starting point is 00:51:31 Now, audience, if any of you have ever been to California or Florida, chances are you've also been to Disneyland. The place of abundant happiness and joy for all types of children. Well, at least it used to be the land of abundant joy and happiness for children until 5xL women started to flood the parks. The types of people that we're covering today is people from Disneyland, specifically Disneyland adults. To be even more specific, we're covering the Instagram account called Plus Size Park Hoppers, where these people, aka General Disney Adults, where these people are documenting their journeys,
Starting point is 00:52:07 yes, plural fucking journeys to Disneyland, and how exactly they're being an overall human nuisance to everybody. Because in the past few months, Disney adults has been running rampant across Disneyland's, It's gotten so bad that even three-year-olds are getting pushed out of the way by plus-size grown fucking women to get a chance to hug goofy at Disneyland. Seriously, what the fuck? Now, I'm not saying that these specific people are the people that push three-year-olds out of the way. But to truly give you an idea of the types of adults that are at Disneyland, well, these are the types of people you see. Let's begin.
Starting point is 00:52:44 For the longest time, I told myself I'd wait. Wait until I lost the weight. Wait until I was smaller or ready to go out and live my life. Yeah, baby, I'm going to be honest, you really should have done that. Imagine starting out with such a good goal to lose the weight, get smaller, and actually have a better quality of life? Put somewhere along the line, you're like, no, I give up. I'm just going to spend the rest of my fucking life at Disneyland
Starting point is 00:53:08 and consume all the grams of sugar that Mickey Mouse's fucking nut sack has to offer. What an inspirational life story you have for us. The truth, life doesn't wait, and neither should we. Yeah, you're right. Tell them, Queen. Meanwhile, these big motherfuckers are walking into the park like it's Monster Ink. But there is one thing that she's right about. Life does not wait. So why the fuck would you want to ruin your life more with what little bit of it you have left?
Starting point is 00:53:34 You see, audience, these are the mentalities of these plus-sized Disney adult people. There's one side of the coin where people are like, yeah, life is short, or I should get healthy, go to the gym, lift some weights, and live a healthy and fulfilling life. And then there's people like this on the other side of the coin where they're like, yeah, life is too short, so let's not even give a fuck. Let's just make life as hedonistic and as fucking lazy as possible. Let's waste all of our money and all of our life savings on Mickey Mouse. Am I being an asshole here, or do we actually see that being unhealthy and all this other shit is such a bad mentality? This is how Disney adults are thinking on a daily basis.
Starting point is 00:54:13 This trip to Disneyland was more than just a vacation. It was a reminder. A reminder that you don't have to be a certain size to chase your dreams to see the world. You go to the same fucking theme parks every weekend. This isn't traveling the world. This is driving 20 minutes down fucking Orlando. And you cannot be fucking serious. Disneyland is what you call chasing your dreams?
Starting point is 00:54:37 Listen, I get it right. I can understand how a little kid wants to go to Disneyland because it seems kind of magical. I get it. Everybody wants to meet Mickey. Put bro, you're a middle-aged woman that is dressed. up as the 5xl version of Piglet and you're gonna sit here and call Disneyland chasing your dreams You do realize that the phrase called chasing your dreams means working towards something What the fuck is the dream you're chasing a Disneyland eating 20 Mickey pretzels and one sitting
Starting point is 00:55:04 Feel the sun on your skin or the wind in your hair I once said I wouldn't cross the country until I reached my goal weight But here we are across the country feeling more alive than ever Yeah girl I'm certain that your doctor would heavily disagree with how alive you feel. I wonder how many deep breaths and dry heaving you had to do to even record this video. Not because we lost anything, but because we gained the courage
Starting point is 00:55:27 to stop waiting. And you gained 100 more fucking pounds. You don't have to shrink yourself to be worthy of taking up space. You don't have to change yourself to be worthy of adventure. You don't have to change yourself to be worthy of adventure. I dare you all to take a hike
Starting point is 00:55:42 from the bottom to the top of Mount Fuji. You tell me if you have to change yourself to be worthy of After you guys unsuccessfully do that, then come back to me and tell me you don't need to change yourself for adventure. Get the fuck out of here. If we had waited, we would have missed out in all of these amazing moments that you're seeing on the screen right now. And all of you would have a lot more adventures in the future if you would go to the gym, workout, and you might actually live a few extra years. Maybe you guys would be able to fit on more roller coasters.
Starting point is 00:56:10 You guys would open more doors of opportunity in fucking Disneyland. But no, you guys decided to not get the gym membership. because Mickey's fucking pretzel cafe was more important to you. Go. Book that trip. Take that leap. Yeah, girl, take that leap. That leap that's only going to take you four fucking centimeters forward. Because your life, it's happening now. And it's waiting for no one.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Go out there, have some fun, and live your best life. Make sure to tag us into all of your adventures along the way. I'll be honest, girl, I seriously don't want to. If these are the types of adventures you're chasing and all this other shit, I will gladly save my money and keep driving my favorite cars and making all this fucking money. I am perfectly fine not going to Disneyland and having more net worth than all of you fuckers combined. Trust me, I will leave all the Mickey pretzels just for you. Hey everyone, we're a plus-size car coppers, and this is our Epcot outfit of the day.
Starting point is 00:57:05 What the fuck is Epcot? Oh, it's a theme park in Bay Lake, Florida. Listen, audience, I know a lot of you went to Disneyland. I barely go to that shit. The last time I went to Disneyland was with me. my girlfriend and honestly I had no idea what the fuck was going on. And ironically, the time before that I went to Disneyland was with my ex-girlfriend. To make a long story short, I only go to Disneyland to make other people happy. I don't give a fuck about this place because there's people like this at this theme park. Today we're dressed as like Mickey and Minnie. So I'm dressed as mini. My shirt is from Target. My skirt is from Torrid a few years ago. My sneakers are
Starting point is 00:57:41 My ears are Disney and my earrings are bubble bar. Back the fuck up, please. I can smell the thousand Mickey pretzels you consumed yesterday. No. This is from breakfast. This is some coffee. Oh no. Did the plus-sized Disney girl get food on her fucking shirt?
Starting point is 00:58:02 Bro, you can't make this shit up. This is Disney adults for you, ladies and gentlemen. I wonder how many calories they burned in the last eight seconds of the video. I think if I were to walk into Disneyland that was the first thing I seen. I think that I would refund my 190-something dollar ticket and I would walk my skinny ass right out of the fucking park. This is the shit that people pay $200 to see. Yeah, sign me the fuck out. Get me a refund immediately, please. I think I'll gladly go back to my $30 a month membership at a fucking gym. How do we afford to take all of these trips to Disney? That is probably our most asked question.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Hey everyone, we're plus-sized parkhoppers. Like this video and follow us for more Disney tips and tricks. One way we're able to cut costs on our Disney trips is by renting DVC points through David's Vacation Club rentals. By booking through Davids, we're able to stay at deluxe resorts at moderate pricing. Wait a minute, so you guys don't even live local to Disneyland and you have to find a resort to stay at? Bro, what the fuck are you guys doing? That's so much money! I thought this video was about saving money for Disneyland, not going f***in homeless.
Starting point is 00:59:15 into the David's Vacation Club Rentals website to show you just how much cheaper it is to book through them. We especially love looking through their confirmed reservations. These are trips that are already booked and oftentimes have an even more discounted price. We were able to find this preferred studio at Saratoga Springs from February. What the fuck? $3,840. Audience, do you guys consider this saving money? Bro, the longest I can stand being at Disneyland is probably like three hours.
Starting point is 00:59:43 And these people are willing to stay at Disneyland for 12 fucking days. Listen, I don't know any of you guys this financial situation, right? But please tell me that $3,840 is cheap because I don't think it is. And that's coming from me. And look at me, look how fucking rich I am. I remember what my life was like whenever I only made $2 a day on YouTube. $3,800 is still a lot of money to me despite my bank account. Bro, what the fuck are these people doing?
Starting point is 01:00:13 We search for the exact same room and exact same dates on the Disney World website. And that cost $8,060. Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck! For 12 days at Disneyland, they're basically spending about $13 something thousand. My mind is fucking blown. I don't think I can handle any of this shit anymore. Honey and subscribe to the channel if you want me to make a part two about these Disney adults.
Starting point is 01:00:35 Anyways, I'll catch you guys. Later.

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