Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 11

Episode Date: October 7, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 11

Number one, be direct. Number two, avoid blaming. Number three, something about being psycho? Clear liar. All right, people, what's up? Topper Guild did a collab video with Darman. Now, audience, the subjects of today's video is the people that I just said five fucking seconds ago. And yes, you heard me correctly, Topper Gill did in fact collab with Darman.

I made sure to check around on YouTube if anybody has covered this video. video from Darman at all. And for some reason, nobody has talked about this shit. Anyways, my ex-girlfriend destroyed my entire life featuring Topper Guild Darmand Studios. Holy shit. I feel like I'm back in 2023 reacting to this fucking guy. Let's begin. Don't worry. You're gonna do fine. But you know how I get about breakups. Yeah, Topper, we definitely understand what happens when you go through a breakup. This motherfucker's gonna hop on the microphone and cook up some Hot dog shit. She's so close, but she seems so far.

Fucking emo ass. Especially with someone like Raina. What if she doesn't take it well? That's why we chose a public place, right? Lots of witnesses. Oh, no, no. This is going to be bad. What am I doing, Tyler?

What am I doing? You're doing the right thing, man. I'm freaking out. Bro, the quality of acting coming from Topper Guild has never changed. Even when I was recording videos with this dude back in the day, the quality of acting was. steel dog shit. And roughly two years later, nothing has changed. Okay. All right, all right, calm down. Just remember the breakup convoy tips. Okay, step one, be direct. Step two, do not blame anyone.

Especially Raina and then step three. I'm sure you're psychoside. Psychoside? Yeah, that doesn't. Where are you getting these tips? TikTok? Listen, Topper, I don't know why the fuck you're scoffing at bro for giving you TikTok tips. Whenever you were doing a collab video, with me and I was giving you tips. You were acting like this. You got this, Topper. Remember, dripped, cringe, and coffee. Showtime. Don't forget, Topper. It was only two years ago since you graduated from being a dumbass. Just forget it, Tyler. I'm going to be honest with her. Good. Why the fuck do you look like that?

Dude, she's coming. That's her. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Good luck, Charlie. Gameface. I'll be close by. Hey, Charlie. That's your girlfriend? Holy f***pper. I didn't know that you could be out of somebody else's league. Holy shit. How much of a background, but... Not much of a smile on you either.

But it's okay. You need a haircut anyway, so I won't post it. And I'll make that appointment for you at the salon. I feel like this is what this motherfucker looks like after he stops recording a video. Yeah, this dude is so high energy and so happy when he's recording a brand new YouTube video. But the second the camera turns off, guys, I promise you he looks just like this. I would know because after I get done recording a video,

I look depressed, just like this fucking guy. You think that me and Topper Guild are happy whenever we're done recording our YouTube videos? No, we fucking hate this shit. He doesn't give a fuck about building a secret room for Ronaldo. And I don't give a fuck about Topper Guild. You see, guys, we're both fucking depressed. Raina, can we sit down?

Sure. You're right, babe? Yeah. I'm just glad to see you. Glad to see you too, because there is so much drama. Look at this motherfucker's face. Holy shit. Topper's face is so priceless right now.

I don't even need to commission my artist for a thumbnail. I should just upload this thumbnail raw. He's making the face like he's seen his grandma naked. Last night, Kayla texted me and she was like, why does Chase keep changing the dinner reservations? Is it because he's being paranoid or a total crazy person? And I was like, girl, I do not have time to deal with this right now because I am dealing with a lot. Number one, be direct.

Number two, avoid blaming. Number three, something about being psycho? That's a stupid list. Okay, just breathe. You can do this. You're always there for me, babe. So, do you want to talk about something? Well.

I've just... Hey, uh, Mr. Dumb Shit. You're kind of reading the dictionary upside down. Mufferca's wearing glasses in a fedora trying to challenge his reading level. Yeah, okay, Nielsen. I've been thinking lately, but especially over the last few days. Whatever. The timeline doesn't matter.

I just feel like we've been seeing each other for a while now. Or at least it feels that way. But I just... I feel like I'm at the point where... I need to make a decision. Oh my gosh. I know what you're doing. You do?

Charlie, are you proposing? Oh my God, this girl is clueless. Well, first off, I'm trying to process in my mind that a girl can get excited for Topper Guild proposing to him. I never fathomed that idea that Topper Guild could even get a girlfriend. But, you know what, maybe I'm the one at fault. Maybe I'm the one that's giving this girl way too much credit. If you are delusional enough to date Topper Guild, even for a Darman video, I think that you are truly a lost cause.

Because this is totally not the place to take a she said yes pick for Instagram. No, no, I'm not proposing. Okay, good, because I have this whole Pinterest board planned out. I'll show you what to do. Uh, I was kind of thinking like the opposite of proposing. Excuse me? Um, I mean... Are you saying you want to break up with me?

No, no. I'm not saying I want to break up with you. Bro, holy shit. Just fucking tell her, Topper, you can do it. With the amount of dumb shit that you have said and done on your YouTube channel, you are struggling to say this. You can do it, Topper. Just say that the brown chicken, brown cow was not good enough in bed.

You? Come on, just tell her the truth. Bro, I don't even want to fucking hear it from your ass. At the end of the day, little, bro, you're the one that's sitting down reading the dictionary with a fedora in the bushes looking like a fucking pedophile. I think you was the last one to be spruce. Charlie, I don't know what's going on with you, but if you want to break up with me, you better come out and tell me right now.

More like space until further notice. Okay. So space until further notice. Okay, fine. But this isn't forever, right? We're just going to see how this goes. Totally. We'll just see how it goes. Wow, Charlie. Wow. Bro, what happened out there? I don't know. I just got scared. You're supposed to break up, not break down.

But, dude, she has so much going on, and I couldn't tell her the truth. Bro, you know what my dad always used to tell me? That it's better to hurt someone with the truth than to comfort them with the lie. Listen, man, you're speaking some absolute heat right now, but you gotta take off the fucking cowboy hat. This is supposed to be a Darman episode, not an inspirational Walter White monologue. I know, I know. I should have just been honest with her. Rina.

And it'll still be Raina until you cut things off. You're good. But I already spoke to her, and I was crystal clear on what I wanted. And she completely agreed. So, I think me and Raina were cool. No. Nothing about what you said just now was cool. Medium hazel nut latte with whole milk.

Did this motherfucker just say a medium hazel nut latte? with whole milk? Topper, you are the whitest motherfucker of all time. Who the fuck is ordering this shit at Starbucks? Well, probably a lot of people, but bro, Topper, come on. Why are you ordering this shit? That has gotta be the fruitiest Starbucks order I've ever heard. I'll be right back.

And I'll be right here, waiting for you. Just like Raina. Excuse me, I think that's my order. Oh, sorry, I thought she said... Medium hazelnut latte with whole milk. with whole milk, I did. Here's the second one. Wow, Twinsies. Do you think there's a third person or is it fun if I grab this one?

I think we're the only two people in here not getting soy milk. Ah, so I guess that makes us rebels with a cause? Are you down to start a secret hand shake? What the fuck did you just say? You want to make a secret hand shake? Holy fuck. Topper is completely consumed by the Ronaldo Secret Room videos. Holy shit. I don't know about you, but this place is used milk from Gelman's dairy.

And when I was in third grade, our class got to try the milk. Yeah. And it gave Mr. Mackey a double mustache. Oh my gosh, you were in his class too? Yeah, but clearly I was in the wrong year. Clearly. Whoa, Topper, I didn't know that you were into them, chocolate ladies. Like, holy shit, audience, maybe the we should be taking a few tips from Topper Guild.

This mouf is the absolute Rizzler. This man's the... What, Wack, W? Do you like to go out some time? Yeah. I would. Great. Oh, that's my buddy Tyler over there.

He's been waiting for me for a while. I should probably get over there. Nice to meet you. Hey, I let you win. Yeah, right. Just like the other games. Okay, you got me. Does this dude ever put away the pink fucking shirt?

I get it. It's kind of like your uniform when you're recording a YouTube video. It's like Superman without his fucking cape. But come on, man. You can put it down for one second. They don't really like coming to the arcade. Well, sounds like you need better friends. But seriously, thanks for suggesting this place.

It's really nice to go on a fun date, you know? Yeah. The last guy I was seeing just wanted to talk, talk, mostly about his ex. That's tough. Tell me about it. He was totally still hung up on her. And who needs that kind of baggage, right? Yeah.

Okay, I think I officially see what's going on here. Topper's not going to break up with Raina, and Topper's going to lose this girl in the process. I'm just gonna skip to the end because I don't give a fuck about filler. I have seen enough Naruto episodes to know what filler looks like, and this is that fucking filler. You had two great girls, and now you're also supposed to go. But what the fuck just happened?

They're both friends now. Topper got stage 10 cancer. Ladies and gentlemen, moral of the story is to break up with your one girlfriend first before you move on to the next or else you're going to get fucking cancer. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you like the video. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. Great people, what's up? Today I discovered an illegal brain rot channel that is polluting the youth.

Now, audience, the channel that we're checking out today goes under the name Olbu. Now, from the grand scheme of things of checking out their content, they look like a pretty normal YouTube channel. That's at least if you check out their YouTube shorts. Which, if you didn't know already audience, is where a majority of children like to consume short form content. Well, they ended up getting this YouTube channel over 400,000 subscribers. and like every other curious little kid, they want to check out their long-form content. After all, that is how most of you have subscribed to my YouTube channel and found this video here. However, what if I told you the long-form content on this YouTube channel is completely inappropriate for children?

As in like, it's so bad that even adults shouldn't be watching this shit. Now, taking a quick glance at their long-form content, I'm sure that you can pick out that there are titties in the thumbnails. Now, I could make a point that putting titty's in a YouTube thumbnail is bad. But with everything considered, how can I make fun of this guy with having tities in the thumbnail whenever I do it myself? And pretty much every single mainstream child YouTuber on YouTube nowadays, where they like to cuck their girlfriends on camera and quite literally chop off their heads just for the titties? Titties in a YouTube thumbnail at this point, ladies and gentlemen, it's mainstream, it's part of YouTube.

Get with a memo. However, I'm not so very part of the fucking memo whenever you're using children in the thumbnail. Tootel song, Dandy's World Song, official animated music video. Hey, Olbu, I hear you like him young. Okay, but seriously, this whole video is the definition of if she's old enough to pee, then she's old enough for me. Now, this character inside of Dandy's World is arguably the youngest character out of the whole show game, whatever the fuck you want to call. They explicitly mention in the wiki that she is definitely the youngest child. They don't exactly say what age that this child is, but bro, come on, that's a fucking baby.

If I seriously had to guess how old this little kid is, well, it's written on their fucking forehead. And the craziest part is that whoever drew this, I imagine it's Olpoo himself, took the genuine time out of his day to draw the fucking hourglass figure of that eight-year-old kid. Pretty fucking crazy if you ask him. And not only are we the only ones that find this shit crazy, the like to dislike ratio across almost every single one of old boo's videos, it's pretty much a complete dumpster fire at this point. Audience, I urge you to go to any one of his YouTube videos and show me a video where the like to dislike ratio is positive. You will not find it. Anyways, aside from this guy using actual children in his videos, let's see what the content is actually like.

Okay, what the fuck? I'm gonna seriously sound like a fucking nerd over the course of the next few minutes of this video. So my heaviest of apologies go out to you watching this video. But as a YouTuber watching this video, I know exactly what this guy is trying to do. Much like Cocoa Mellon using all of the color spectrum to try to get little kids' attention to watch a video. This YouTube channel is doing the exact same thing but amplified the effect times 10. Getting an overly bright pink character with big ass fucking knockers and changing the color of the background every single second. It's going to put a child with a very underdeveloped brain inside of a hypnotizing situation.

This is actually what these little kids are going to look like watching these videos. For example, look at me. I already look like I'm brain dead watching five seconds of this shit. You know, my question is, how the fuck do you sexualize something as little? as Daisy 09 from Gorilla Tag. How do you look at this and think, oh yeah, baby, I can rule 34 the fuck out of this. What the hell is Olbu thinking past 1030 p.m.?

This man's hard drive is not safe from the feds. What the hell? The first word said on a brain rot child YouTube channel, OG Fortnite is so hot yes. Also can't forget the honorable mention of the, pontoons on her chest. At this point, nobody can say that this is not a coordinated attack on children. Unfortunately, whenever I was around 12 years old, I was unfortunately introduced to adult

content by accident. And that shit was back in like 2012, 2013. I don't know, I'm bad at math. But now for Gen Alpha, it's hard for them to even get to 10 years old without discovering this shit. It is genuinely sad how far culture has pushed us down this rabbit hole. And guess what? It's only going to get worse because at the end of the day, everyone embraces it.

Notice how I'm only playing the first like 10 seconds of all of these videos, ladies and gentlemen. You pretty much get the entire song within the first 10 seconds of the video. This is supposed to be a Christmas song, allegedly, ladies and gentlemen. But as far as I'm concerned, all I heard was, ooh, ugh, ugh. That was not very Christmas-like audience. Certainly something that I would not put on my Roku 4K TV for the family to listen to. Would you put this on the family TV when it's time to open presents from Santa Claus? Fuck no.

I can't think of a single soul that would actually play this around other people. And if you do, oh my God, I will pay for your family's therapy. I think that this was the only clip that we were. checked out that didn't have titties in it listen audience this song would go hard as f*** just please get rid of the voice like bro can your voice respectfully fuck off okay I think this one is probably the most inappropriate one we've checked out so far it doesn't beat the eight-year-old kid okay it's not as bad as that but I can't exactly say what makes it more inappropriate but let's just say

that there's more of physics going on in this video More bouncy physics, if you know what I mean. And once again, you gotta make it overly stimulating by changing the color of the background every single fucking second. Which I imagine if you play this shit to a toddler, it'll keep him distracted for hours. But the only reason why Olbu is doing this is so that you can entice children to become hyper-sexualized by this shit. You use the background to hypnotize him so that they can be stuck to the fucking screen. while simultaneously showing them the most inappropriate shit you can. This shit was never a mainstream thing whenever I was a kid, ladies and gentlemen.

If you were to try to find content like this, you had to genuinely search for it. And the fact that this is so normalized now, it's just kind of pathetic. Nice, dude, you finish off with a song about Squid Game Season 2. I'm sure that's really going to distract us from the 8-year-old kids you like to draw. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the show. channel if you want me to make a part two on this guy's sicko ass with that being said i'll catch you guys later hey people what's up this freaky ticot couple just keeps getting worse now audience the subject of today's video is aem list now this is the third installment video i'm making about these

people but i still have no idea how to pronounce their name so for the sake of the video we're just going to call them ms anyway since my last video about ms got age restricted because their fucking relationship is so erotic, I decided to let their relationship breathe a little bit and just see if they're going to calm down with the friction. Yeah, well, uh, turns out that did not happen at all. Things over on their TikTok page only seems to keep getting worse. So with that being said, let's begin. Yeah, no, this TikTok couple has absolutely no chill. Am I allowed to put this on YouTube.com? Am I going to get age restricted again? If this is only the beginning of this video, I can only imagine how bad it's going to get at the end.

We are so not making it to the eight-minute mark without getting age-restricted. If this motherfucker's already flicking Cheeto dust off of his hands like that, I don't know how much longer we'll be able to handle this dude's content. All right, dude, what kind of fucking wattpad shit am I looking at? Listen, audience, I get it. You're trying to be cute and give your significant other a bracelet, whatever the fuck. But does it really have to say, Daddy on it? Listen, ladies and gentlemen, if I was given that,

bracelet by my significant other, I would not be around the homies wearing that bracelet. You guys may think it's aura farming, I think it's fucking cringe as hell. Matter of fact, I'm not gonna give a shit if my significant other gave me that bracelet or not. I am not going to walk around with a fucking daddy bracelet. Listen, man, it's really not that deep. Your daddy bracelet is not that essential to your fucking outfit. In fact, I would argue, sir, that your outfit would probably look bad. better without it. This dude is searching for his bracelet like he's gonna fucking die if he

steps out the crib without it. Listen, I would understand if it's KSI and his fucking bandana, believe me, he needs that shit out in public. But come on, dude, it's a daddy bracelet. It's not that fucking important. Put your fucking finger down, dude. Um, one second, I need to find my fucking daddy bracelet. Listen, man, I'm looking around your crib. You look like you live in a pretty nice area. You're telling me you don't have a backup substitute role. Rolex to put on your wrist in the meantime. Is it really that important right now, dude? What?

What? I'm not. You're looking for this? Holy shit, dude. They're really trying to embody every single character AI roleplay. I didn't talk about this guy's voice in the beginning on how he's trying to sound overly manly, because I just thought it was that obvious. But, ma'am, do we really have to be fluttering our fucking legs back and forth like we're four years old?

I mean, if your boyfriend, is so into you acting like a fucking elementary schoolgirl, then that's him. I'm just going to have my own opinions about that. But if this is seriously how you guys act even off camera, that is a little concerning. I'm not going to lie. Turn off the camera immediately. Nobody wants to see that shit. Your boyfriend can role play with her elementary schoolgirl ass all the time.

Just not do it on camera. Okay, this is another thing about relationships. I'm never going to fucking understand. I could have swore, ladies and gentlemen, that we, were assigned names at birth? Why are we calling our significant others fucking pooky bear, daddy, and fucking papa? Why are we getting pissed off at our husbands and wives if our real name is being used? This guy is getting way too butt hurt in this video. By the way, complete side note, that is a fucking sexy car, by the way. Too bad it ain't my car broke, bitch. Okay, sir, you're going to grab her by the throat. What the

fuck are you going to do in public? What do you plan to do? You plan to roundhouse her like a 50's husband. You're on camera, bitch. You about to go to fucking jail. You're asking for it. Okay, you fucking nerd. Three seconds into the video, and this is already out of some watt pad shit. Hey baby. Yes, sweetheart. Fuck off, bro. Holy shit, dude. That was so funny and relatable. Yeah, no, if my significant other were to die, uh, I'm not dying. I'm sorry. I don't give a shit how much I love somebody. I'm gonna keep living.

Because listen, I got so many things to live for. I got a YouTube channel and I got a YouTube channel. Wait a minute. So you're telling me people actually take the time to decorate their iPhone? Bro, my iPhone wallpaper has been black for the longest time. I didn't know people actually take the time to decorate that shit. I don't know, maybe it's just me. I couldn't give a solitary shit.

Audience, I said it once and I'm gonna say it again. I don't give a shit how much I love somebody. I'm not taking the time out of my day to set this shit up. I'm already trying to lower my screen time and not even be on my iPhone. And I feel like if I do this shit, I'm just going to contribute to being chronically online and being a fucking loser. But listen, setting up your phone like that, it looks like it takes a long time and I'm not going to fucking partake. Wait a minute, pause right here. I don't know why.

I always notice the most obscure-ass detail in a video. But let's look in Mr. Sur's to-do list today. her check hug her check and uh that last one i can't really say on youtube but that's pretty fucking wild oh dude just shut up please for those wondering in the audience this is not how the birds in the bees work if you guys really expect some cinderella shit from your significant other you're on the wrong planet and this guy is most definitely making it way more dramatic than what it actually is it's just fucking cringe what these two are doing She's checking.

Oh shit. It looks like he's not loyal. Sorry, girl, but your entire TikTok must be cooked. This motherfucker's looking at shirtless men. Shit, at that point, I would just fucking kill myself in Minecraft. Listen, girl, I know that you're checking for this man's loyalty, but there is an alarming amount of shirtless men on his 4-U page. Are you 100% sure you confirmed his sexuality before you started dating?

Because these men on his 4-you page aren't just any men. These are men that would manhandle his fucking Twinkie ass at any day. Really, dude, you only follow your girlfriend. Does your girl just have a fucking helicopter supervision on everything you do? Not only that, does your girl just seriously run your life? Not allowed to follow your homies, not allowed to scroll on fucking Instagram? Because granted, ladies and gentlemen, you don't have to helicopter your fucking significant other for him to be loyal. I just think that if you are being a helicopter significant other,

that you are just one insecure fuck, and that honestly just reveals a lot of things about you. I think we're done. Audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like another part of AEM list. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. We were looking for Jeremy. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out another masterpiece by Darlo Main.

Mean boys, Shame Kids, Poor Shoes. What happens next? We'll shock you, Darlo Main. So, are you going to Miley's party? Of course. You know I've had a crush on her since, like, fourth grade? Only six seconds into a video, and we've already established the objective, getting laid. What a classic middle schooler.

I don't know what I'm going to wear, though. You should be worried about your shoes more than anything. Those are busted. If I'm going to be completely honest, who actually gives a shit? I used to be a sneaker head back in, like, 10th grade, but I realized as you get older and you pay for your own shit, It's like, holy fuck, it's like this shit don't even matter. All you really need, bro, is some high top vans and some slide-on Adidas Adelettes.

That's all you fucking need. Get the jokes, huh? Hey, what the heck, Eddie? Sorry, Ryan. Do you know what I meant she's J's Cospero? A lot more than those crappy airforses on your feet. Yeah, those look like trash. I bet they have kooties.

Cootie-shoots! I'll be making the same fucking face. Who says kootie-shooties? I don't care how popular you are. in school, bro, if you say cootie-shooties to my face, I will hysterically laugh in your fucking face. I mean, then again, there were no popular kids in my school, at least compared

to me, motherfucker. I was the top dog, ladies and gentlemen, if I wore slides, everybody has to wear slides. I'm joking, by the way, I don't have a fucking god complex. Hey, you're lucky you didn't scuff my shoes. I wouldn't be so nice. Oh, what the fuck are you gonna do? Bro, I've walked in the school hallway, I've stepped on

people's shoes, I've probably creased some people's shoes. They don't do jack shit to you. They're just gonna wail and pout like a little bitch. Oh, you scuffed my fucking shoes. Literally all they're gonna do. Let's go. You good, bro?

Yeah, you're right. I should probably get some new sneakers before Miley's party. The things that men will do for Cooter is honestly astonishing. Motherfuck is about to spend $200 on some Jordans to pull up to a girl's party. It'd be really funny if she don't even notice the Jordans in the first place. Like, I'll appreciate some good shoes when I see him, but at the end of the day, who gives a fuck? Certainly no girl with fucking daddy issues. 80,000.

I need 120 more to get the new pair of Jays. Why don't you just ask your mom for some? Wow. Looks like someone can start paying some of the bills around here. Am I going to do it? Yep, I'm bringing my mom into this. I swear, bro, every time I get a YouTube deposit and my mom be like, yo, you gotta start paying some bills around here.

My money, my investments, I can spend it how I want. I love you, Mom. Mom, how much do you? Do you love me? Hmm. Not enough to do whatever it is you're about to ask for. Get fucked. Another pair of sneakers, Jeremy.

What is it with the guys in this house? It's like you guys are sneaker crazy. Sneakerhead, ma. Plus, you know I have my own business. Hey, those the new Jordans? Yes, sir. The new Nike chili rats on the side of nine. Sick, right?

I know. Hey, bro. Why, and if I borrow those for a party? No. This kid seriously cannot catch a W today. You really gotta feel bad for the guy. Look at his fucking face. He looks so happy.

He's getting told no and shit on by everybody left and right, but yet he still gives a smile. I feel bad for the kid. Actually, never mind. He's doing all this for pussy. What a simp. Please. No.

Please. No, no way. These are brand new. I'm not gonna do anything to them. I'm just gonna wear them. Here, I'll even give you $100. These cost me $2.50. bro. Absolutely not.

If you save enough your money, when you get a little bit older, I'll add you to my sneaker resale hustle, okay? That way, you can rock some fresh kicks and make some money while doing so, like me. And I look so sick with those on at the party. Everyone will go crazy. Not really being honest. When somebody sees your fresh pair of Yeezy 350 Jordan 45s, right, there no- nobody cares for at least after 10 seconds. Sure, it's nice to get the holy fucking shit you're wearing the chilly red fucking chili pepper Jordan.

But after that, it's like, okay, let's get on with life, please. Shoes are overhyped, and that's coming from a sneaker head. Dude, that fit is fire. Yup. My shoes am I gonna wear with it, though? Well, I don't know. Those are pretty bad. Where should we even get them?

Are you fucking... Where did he get the shoes? Oh, I don't know, fucking Cole's, famous footwear, the mall? Please do not make a fucking Goodwill joke. I will not laugh. And my guy, you've been talking shit on this guy's shoe game the entire time. You don't even got fucking Air Forces. You got some three Stripe Life Coles famous footwear looking shit.

Get the fuck out of here. Just wear your air forces. Nah, man. Can't do that. What you laughed at? Plus, what will Miley think? Not a care in the world, bro. You overthinking this shit.

If you got a good personality, you'll probably win over a good 98% of women. And of course, if you're good in the bed sheets, then you'll get the last 2%. But who gives a shit about them? You should want people to like you for who you are. Not what you have. Thank you, little Timmy. I already explained that. I'll just ask Jeremy one more time to borrow this.

Come on. Jeremy. He's not in here. Man. He could open up his own shoe store. Oh, that's his plan. You know, maybe if I just quick... Hey, what are you guys doing in here?

Or you were looking for Jeremy? Why is this kid talking like that? Why is this kid acting like the most suspicious kid in the world? We're looking for Jeremy. Shut the fuck. Come on, man. Let's get out of here. Wait.

She's not coming back till tomorrow. He wouldn't mind. No, no way, man. All right? You heard of what Jeremy said. He will kill you. Yeah, I don't think stealing your older brother's shoes is exactly the best of ideas. I know how it feels to run a business, aka my YouTube channel.

If anybody was trying to sabotage my business, I would be beyond. I'm getting pissed by looking at this kid. Yeah. Oh, hey, Miley. Happy birthday. Hey, Thiel. Hey, Eddie. Whoa, those are so cool.

Thanks. Just got him. Bro, hooked me up. Don't ever flick your fucking flannel like that again. Are those the new chilly reds? Yeah. No way. You like them?

Those are awesome. This man is so stoked. He's never gotten this much female interaction in his entire life. Not to to toot my... own horn, ladies and gentlemen, but I've wore vans the majority of my high school career. And, uh, to say the least, I always sat with the girls table. I know, I know, I'm a Chad, what can I say? It's almost like shoes isn't everything.

Looks like somebody finally got an upgrade. It's about time. Are those days even real? Hey, leave him alone, Ryan. What, I'm serious. I want to be surprised if you bought knock-offs. Just ignore them. Yeah, they're real.

You sure yours are? Ooh. Yeah, I got their seat. I'll show you. Nah. No one cares about your busted jays. Whoops. I guess now we're even.

Dude, what the heck you scoff my shoes? Why would you do that? Get out of here! This frame alone really provokes me to curb stop this kid. Just by looking at this kid, I can tell he wipes his ass with a washcloth when there's no more toilet paper. I can tell this motherfucker put five pounds of gel in his hair before he goes to anywhere. Fakes look pretty real, huh? Yeah. I mean... I can't tell the difference, but that doesn't mean Jeremy won't be able to.

All right, well, I'm not sticking around for this. Good luck, and I hope you make the right decision. Gee, thanks. I thought you were going home. What are you doing in my room? Oh, shit. To make sure you didn't wear them. Of course not.

I heard you loud and clear the first time. All right, well, get out of my room. Some new sneakers are dropping, and I need to go get them. Wait, why don't you come with me? At this point in the story, there's definitely something up. As a person that used to be a sneaker head and actually gave a shit about shoes, I can spot a fake one. If he really didn't notice the fake shoe, then he's just fucking stupid.

But I have a high suspicion. The older brother is up to something. Hello? You here? Okay. Cool. See you soon. Daddy solos?

No. No, I am selling these from yesterday. You're selling those? I think that's him. You Jeremy? Yep, you butch, right? Let me see the box. Okay, so I know you can spot a fake by normally just looking at it,

but I never saw anybody sniff a fucking shoe. Is this something that people unironically do? If it's coming from a third-party reseller, then wouldn't you expect the shoe to smell like their fucking house? I don't think anybody can sniff something and be like, oh yeah, that's authentic. How much you're asking for these? 400.

Big markup. You mind if we talk outside? There's a lot of people out here and it's a lot of cash. You know, I must say, you've got a lot of nerve. What are you talking about? The real Jordan logo is deeply embedded into the shoe. See the bottom? The real retro Chile 9 Reds have a bigger Jordan.

I don't understand what you're saying. Are you trying to play dumb? These are fake! Look, man, I just got these from night. Save it. I could show you the receipt... I told you to save it! You've probably done this a bunch of times to a lot of guys,

but decided to scam the wrong guy this time. You know, I really don't appreciate people wasting my time. In fact, it really makes me that. I'm sorry, man. I'll call Nike and figure it out. I've never seen a facial expression that says, oh my gosh, I'm about to shit myself more than this kid. Dude, if you were honest and you just wore your air forces and stop being a piece of shit, none of this would have happened. Maybe they mixed up the shoes during shipping or something. I've never sold a fake pair of Jordans before. Trust me. Ask any of my customers. That's because your customers are regular people and what don't know how to spot a fake. A real sneaker hand

can tell the difference. You can't be fucking serious. I don't really think calling yourself a sneaker head is exactly something to be proud of. I don't know, there's only so many things you can put on your feet before you're like, okay, hold on. Maybe I have an addiction. It's a really popular addiction, but I don't really understand why it is. And that's even coming from me.

It's literally putting some shit on your feet. But getting violent over a pair of fucking shoes, you can't be serious. It's kind of sad that there's actual people that exist that are like this. Don't do this in front of my little brother. He needs to see what happened with you are. I'm honest. I didn't! I didn't!

I didn't. Okay? I told me not to. I took him. I took him and I wore the little party and everything was going fine until this meet and came and stepped on him. And then he got all ruined. And then I took the $100 I had and then I bought fakes with them so I could replace them.

But I didn't think you noticed. I didn't even think you'd sell him. I'm sorry. Okay. This isn't his fault. It's mine. Eddie, are you kidding me? I'm really sorry. Okay.

I really am. You too must be a. You too must be a tag team or something. That was a real good story, kid. But I'm not paying me. You're dead meat. No! The only way I'm not gonna punch his lights out is who weren't a real transaction.

I'm lucky for you? It's not. Huh? Decision room. Oh, well, shit. Looks like I got fooled for once, audience. I didn't predict the ending like a fucking profit. Nope.

You see, when I came home early, you were still sleeping. When I checked the inside of the box, guess what I saw? No sneakers. I knew you took him to the party. I decided instead of confronting you, I let you come clean. Of course, you didn't. I knew those jays were fake the moment I saw them. So I called Butch and decided to teach you a lesson.

You too know each other? Yep. And luckily for you. Because if we didn't, it wouldn't have ended so well for you. See you at the gym? Thanks for that, man. I'll get you those four infrareds at cost. I'm still in shock.

Well, yeah, you're in shock. You got Todd a lesson, you little fucking shit. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Hi, guys. As a cat cameo is how we're going to start this video.

All right, people, what's up? Today, I found the worst Minecraft YouTuber next scene. Now, to begin the video, this video is a very personal video. Now, the reason why she's the worst Minecraft YouTuber, in my opinion, is because she struck down my video. And in that video, I reacted to one of her Minecraft role play videos, and she struck it down for copyright. Essentially, ladies and gentlemen, I violated the law. That's right, I know how heinous of me to commit such a crime of stealing somebody's protected copyright work.

Newsflash, everybody, I didn't break the fucking law. And this woman has no idea what the fuck she's talking about. Anyways, because she struck down my video, I decided to send her a formal email To quite literally, peacefully remove her strike because it is a false copyright takedown, and false copyright takedowns are also a crime, I wrote this email to her. I make commentary content, and I only use snippets of your copyrighted content in order to give my audience more context

about the content I am critiquing slash parodying. As such, my use of the copyrighted material is transformative in falls under fair use. As laid down by both federal law and YouTube guidelines, I advise you to remove your copyright strike at the earliest, thanks, Riff. What do you think she did, ladies and gentlemen? Do you think she removed her fucking strike? Fuck no! She replies to my email,

Dear Dylan Stratton, Based on recent legal family consultation. You know what that sounds like, ladies and gentlemen? That sounds like the shit you'd say that my dad works at Xbox Live and he'll ban your fucking account. Legal family consultation, that's a fucking hoot-in-holler. We are willing to come. to an agreement and revoke the copyright strike against your channel if you immediately remove the video containing my copyrighted content from your channel and refrain from using any of

my content in the future. No, why the fuck would I do that? I'm making this video right now and I probably plan to make another video later. My videos are fair use and I can react to your videos as much as I fucking want. Your video containing my original content does not fall under the fair use doctrine stated by federal copyright law and YouTube guidelines. Okay, That's cool, but like, where? Fucking where. And by the way, if you do want to go to court over this, then go ahead. Waste your money.

I can assure you, I will be having a great time. The video in question includes the original audio and visual without any alternations or commentary. Your commentary was not included until after the clips containing the original content were shown. Okay, so let me clear up your very warped logic. We're not talking about your original video in my video. struck my entire video. And that includes my commentary after I include your original video. So if you're going to take down my entire video, you're trying to say that the thumbnail, which is not mine or yours, that it is now yours, and that my commentary after I reacted to your video is now yours as well.

My reaction is yours apparently. That's totally not a false takedown. Whether I showed your original video without any alternations during the video playing. My overall video is a reaction video, just like the other 119 videos that exist on my channel. You wonder why my other 119 videos on YouTube haven't been struck down? It's because it's fair use. I have no idea why you thought your video was on some sort of grandstanding, but it isn't. This is the obvious consensus of the YouTube ruling board. I love how she says ruling board. This isn't fucking elementary school. of the offending video also included clips longer than what YouTube allows under their guidelines without my authorization. I'm afraid, Nexie, that the last sentence is far from the truth.

I can play your video for as long as I want, as long as I have my transformative commentary afterwards. It says if I play a video for an extended amount of time, that it could be debatable whether it's a violation of the copyright law. But the problem is that there's no actual time limit for how long I can play your video. I can play your video for 10 seconds, 30 seconds, 50 seconds? As long as I give my reaction, I'm A-OK. The only type of content I can't play for longer than an extended amount of time would be music, because my video would receive like a copyright claim and I can't make revenue. But other than that, I can react to your video as long as I want.

Anyway, since she last sent her email on August 12th, I sent my appeal to YouTube to get my video reinstated. Basically, I had to give Nexie things like my first and my first and love. last name, my address, and yada, yada, yada to basically begin a legal process. Basically, if Nexie believes that striking down my video was truly the right decision, then she can take me to court and we would battle this over legally. And guess what happened 10 days later, ladies and gentlemen? She didn't take me to fucking court! My video is currently reinstated on YouTube, ladies and gentlemen, you can actually watch

this video today. It will be in the description. But yeah, long story short, she didn't take me to court, and so yeah, uh, I'm afraid that she wouldn't be taking me to court even after my videos here are made. Essentially, she didn't take me to court, which was a very wise decision. But anyway, since I know that she doesn't like people like me reacting to her content, I'm going to make another video reacting to the same episode she struck me for. Moving in with guys, Enchanted Kiss, Season 1, Episode 1, Minecraft Roleplay. Here we fucking go again.

This peaceful, sleeping beauty is me. Hi, my name is Marina, and this clip was taken moments before. We're disaster struck. You really have to appreciate the beautiful voice acting in this video. Shit sounds like it was recorded on an iPhone 5 at 2 in the morning. Hi, so my name is Marina. I'm gonna get dicked at fucking college. Like, holy shit, get a better budget.

Three, two, and... One. Diana, you better have a good reason for calling me this early in the morning. Whoa, calm down, Marina. What the fuck is this audio quality? Is everybody in this video recording off of fucking Apple Earponds? Guys, $50 and you can get a good microphone. Maybe if you invest in the right places, you might actually have a good series.

By the way, did you happen to look at what dorm I'm in? I'm hoping Mom put me on the same floor as you, but I'm 100% sure she didn't. Yeah, based on the title, I can basically assure you guys that is definitely not what happened. I don't know, guys, is she going to turn into the classic sperm bank at college? I have no idea. Nexty, I like the buildup to the climax of the story. I feel the suspense. Hi, I'm here to check in.

My name is Marina Moore. Okay, let me just see here. Uh, sorry, I think there's a mix-up. Did you register for a girl's dorm? You're telling me the receptionist at a college is wearing a crop top? What kind of fucking dress code is this? I'm starting to question if she's even going to college. This shit sounds like she's signing up for Pornhub Studios.

I mean, think about it. You're moving in with guys in college. college, the receptionist is wearing a crop top, really revealing clothing. The stars are aligning, ladies and gentlemen. We are watching a porn video. There, I think that about does it. It's getting late, Mom. I think you should start heading home so you're not driving home in the dark. Oh, all right. I'm going to miss you. Remember to call me every day and text and send me pictures of what you do. I'm gonna be honest, Mom. I'm pretty sure you don't want to see what she's doing past 10.30. If you want to see a picture of Everything that she's doing, I mean, that's kind of risky.

Ain't no woman that moves in with guys with a receptionist that wears a crop top. There's no way this is going to pan out well. I feel like education's going to be the least of things happening. I'm on floor, four, and room, one sec. I need to go check. Hey, are you okay? You need to be more careful when you come flying out of your dorm like that. Hey, sorry about that.

Thank God. I thought somebody kidnapped you. No, I just ran to a guy at summer. dorm and dot my phone. Oh, a cliche movie romance starter? Was he cute? I can see it now. It's going to turn out like one of those cheesy role plays he watches a kid when the girl

on her first day of school runs into her future boyfriend. It's almost like I'm watching that cheesy, shitty Minecraft roleplay. Wait a second. It's because I fucking am. Anyways, audience, I've put up with enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

And by the way, Nexie, if you strike the, down this video, I will be very angry. Later. See, we're finding all the brand new backrooms morphs in Roblox. So, guys, welcome this episode. I'm Mikey Mark. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out Lanky Box, one of the worst Roblox YouTubers YouTubers YouTubers.

Unlocking Rainbow Friends Chapter 2 and Roblox escape backroom morphs, all new skins unlocked. You can call me a sink because my boxers are fucking dripping. See, we're finding all the brand new backroom's morphs in Roblox. We are finding Backrooms, Pikachu. Corrupted Garfield.exe and Rainbow Friends. Holy shit, you guys were right. I have watched this video for the runtime of 10 fucking seconds. And Lord Jesus Almighty is this the most annoying Roblox YouTuber I've ever seen.

I get that if you're a kid's entertainer and you really want to make a kid have a laugh. But even when I was a little kid, I struggled to understand how kids find this comedic. I don't know, maybe I just wasn't the kid that had drool leaking out their fucking mouth and sipping on pacifiers, looking at this shit. Oh, it's swinging, it's swinging.

See it nice? Let's go! We got it! We are going to finish the entire game in this video and unlock every single wharf in this game. Are you ready? You know, Lenky Box? I sure wish I was ready. But I don't think even the strongest of condoms is going to hold back the energy you put into your videos.

You guys already know this guy probably snorts a line of cocaine before every video. I seriously need to get a fat... In there, because, dude, Monster energy is not holding up. Let's go. Guys, welcome to this episode. I'm Mikey Fy! Yeah!

Today, we are trying to find all the new morphs in Rollblocks. Find the back room's more. What the fuck is this guy doing? The guy that's doing the intro is so illiterate. He sounds like he's washing his mouth out with fucking soap. And this guy's promoting their shitty merch while having a seizure on video. To be fair, if I dropped the video every three hours, I would probably have a seizure too. It's so much fun, guys.

We have found all these awesome morphs, but they just updated it with a brand. A new set of morphs, bro. They got Pikachu in here. They got Gortfield, bro. They got Among Us. We're going to show you how to get all these guys. Check this out. But right now, just open this door, right?

Got it got. Okay, at this point, I might be talking too much shit. But there's no fucking way. They sound like this in real life. So, guys, we're going to go through this door, and then there's going to be a sign that says, don't jump. We're going to fucking jump.

Make sure you like, subscribe and buy our fucking merch. It's like, guys, calm the fuck down. You guys can still be funny to children without chugging a fucking five-hour energy. Motherfers treat their video like a football game. I'm going to new morph, bro. Oh, we already got the new morph. That's great. Pretty lit, huh, guys? And we're gonna show you guys every single morph in this game. We love it, bro. Let me try this out, bro. Is it a little doggy?

Woooooo! Doggy? Motherfucka said doggy! By the way, lanky box, I don't know which one of you are fucking lanky box. But to both of you shits, that's Odie from Garfield. How do you not know the name of motherfucking Odie? And also a quick side note, never barked. like that again. I feel like if these guys' YouTube personas were actually their human character, I can only imagine these guys walking into a zoo. Hopefully, if they see an owl turn their neck,

I hope they do the fucking same. Okay, cool, huh? Okay, let's find the next one. Now, the next one might be the max level Among Us Morph, guys. This is gonna be nuts. Now remember that code I just showed you guys? Yeah, of course. You go over here. You gotta go all the way over here, guys. This game is really tricky. Watching your videos is fucking tricky. How do little kids watch these videos for 15 plus minutes and have the most crystal clear idea of what's going on in the video. I'm a minute and a half in this video and I have yet to understand the single objective. Maybe I'm just too old for this shit. I have fucking Alzheimer's or something.

And these guys is humor is probably stuck in fucking preschool. But I mean, hey, somebody's got to call this content dog shit. Go here and they just added a new thing right here, bro. You go over here. Bro, it's a code, bro. Oh, task code, Brad. Bread, bro. We love bread. I love bread. I love garlic bread.

My fucka loves garlic bread. If that's the case, then holy shit. I would want to be two kilometers away when he does a YouTube intro. His whole fucking neighborhood's going to be a radiation zone. Go in here and then we're going to remember that task code. You go over here, right? Enter the task code. So you got enter it and I'm going to type bread. Oh, bread. Okay, that's the code we got. It's our green. Let's go! And that's how you get a morph. Guys, we're going to show you how to get every single new morph

in this one video. Bro, okay. Okay. Did this grown fucking man just tea pose on camera? Audience, I give you guys the honor to build my casket because I'm clocking out the life game early, bro.

I'm not quite sure how much longer I can take it anymore. My will to live is so low. I want this man to do a YouTube intro in my fucking nostrils. That's right, Likybox. I give you permission to smear your garlic gooch in my nose. I is the red imposter talking about bread.

Oh, that's suss. That's the bread imposter. Guys, that is so sus, guys, watch out. That's max level sussness, bro. Right, call the emergency meeting. Somebody, boop. Call me, bro. Guys, I completely forgot to ask you, how fucking rude of me?

Are you guys laughing yet? Are you fucking hooting and toting yet? Because if I'm gonna be completely honest, I have never straight-faced a video for as long as this. I'm straight-facing this shit like I just walked in on my whole family being killed. You can call me Jombo Spice because motherfucker, I ain't having no reaction.

And there's a secret passage added to the game. Oh, nice. Right here. Now you see this, right? Yeah. No way across here. That looks like Pikachu. Unless you put in the batteries and make an electric bridge.

Oh, it fixes it. Bro. Pikachu. I choose you. Pleasure you never shower with a Pokemon, Adam. Never shower with a Pokemon? Thank you, Lanky Box. Thank you for letting me know.

I shouldn't shout. with animals. You know, just a second ago, I was about a hop in the shower. My dog was gonna hop in the shower with me and see my big slinging meat. Fuck, man, it's almost like bestiality is a little wrong. If Lankybox didn't let me know that I shouldn't shower with my pets, I would have never known. Lanky Box teaching the youth such quality lessons about life. Why should you never shower with a Pokemon? Is that supposed to be a question or a statement? I swear to Mary Christ, if you're sucking in fucking Pokemon in the shower, oh, you're a degenerate. Um, I don't know.

Cause he'll peek at you. Yoooooooo! Oh, peek at you! Oh, that's funny. He'll peek at you, bro. We do the same first steps. You go over here in the backrooms. Get that battery, get that back room's battery.

Oh, that's great. The back room's battery. Does anybody know what they're saying anymore? I feel like as the video progresses, we're slowly reverting back to caveman language. I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing anymore. My neighbors definitely think I'm a psychopath. Oh, now we push the butt in. Push the button. And you go through here, bro. Mm. Bro, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. You turn left, bro. Oh, no way. Can you make that jump? I have a 360 yet. Check it out, guys. Yeah.

Wow, you got Gorfield. He's mega T-posing, bro. Guys, go to Walmart Target, get the Lanky Box, giant mystery box, and just T-Pose in the aisle. Whatever the fuck he just said, do not do it. If you see a product by Lanky Box inside of a fucking Walmart, I give you explicit permission to hide their products in Walmart so that nobody will ever find this shit to ever buy it again Oh, Renth, you're gonna hurt somebody's fucking income First off, little Timmy, that's a fucking joke, and also they make like 50 million plus views a day.

I think they're fine financially for generations to come. And you go, oh, not game madness, I'm sorry, you teleport you to destroy backrooms. Silly me, I'm good, backroom, great hacked! Don't hack Justin, guys! Yeah, I think our lanky friend has officially lost this fucking mind. I think I'm gonna stop talking shit now. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. All right,

audience, what's up? Today we're checking out some more Darmann. Gymniss forced to starve. What happens next is shocking Mardin. Also, just to preface this video, this Darmand video is 17 minutes long. Essentially, we're not going to check out every little detail of this video. We're just going to check out the main pieces of the story so that you can still follow along and we can still make fun of it in cohesive manner. Great job, Emma. Did you see that? I almost landed the straddle jump. What I saw was your foot slipped on the landing.

I think I see racism. Darmann, you a class director. Of course you have to get the white lady shaming the black woman of not doing a perfect cartwheel onto the damn floor. I love it Darmann, I love the stereotypes, I love the equality here. Do you think that's going to get us to nationals? I know, I know it needs a little refinement, but I'm so close, I can feel it. Come on, Emma. You're never going to be able to stick that landing and get a perfect score of 10 at your size.

Girl, look at yourself. If you're here to coach a bunch of ladies into nationals, the only way I would be able to respect this lady is if she is in better shape than me. Personally, audience, I would not take advice from somebody who's not at the same caliber as I am. Not to say she's attractive or anything, but look, I mean, you got to admit she is in pretty good shape. In contrast to this lady, every bit of skin is sagging to the floor. Why would you take advice from my 80-year-old grandma? I have no idea.

She has no opinion in any of this. How many times do I have to tell you, the lighter the body, the better the gymnast. Then show us, Grandma. I'm trying really hard to lose weight, I promise. Yeah, not hard enough. I mean, look at Dominique. Look how thin she is. That is why she's going to make it to the top

Go on Dominique Show Emma what it takes That's what I like to see Yeah, that's my white girl That's my white pride You hear that lady That's what it feels to be white Is this yours?

Yes But it helps me when I feel low on sugar Oh there you go again with the excuses Ladies Do you stretch over there please Why is every other girl on the team white I know I keep going on about the race thing. But dude, it's so obvious. I feel like this woman is racially motivated by something.

Look, you are clearly not doing everything that I told you. I mean, what do you want her to do? She can't change her skin tone. Okay, I'm a stop. Because if you were, your thighs wouldn't look like that. Her thighs are perfectly fine. What's wrong with them? They look way more muscular than mine. I swear, bro, this grandma, this coach, she's looking so punchable right now. Now we have a showcase in one week. Do you really want to be the weak link? Well, girl, you thought wrong. Do you really want to be the weak link to the Nationals?

Nobody wants to be the weak link. How much weight is this woman wanting this girl to lose? She's going to be doing spooky scary skeletons by the time the Nationals comes around. I thought I was doing well. I'm the second best on the team after Dominique. I did not get you a gymnastic scholarship so you could settle for second. Now, you either step up your game. or you're off the team.

Pro what? Pause. So you was telling me you're going to kick the second best off your team if she can't get anorexic? If you want to win the nationals, don't you want the second best on your team to begin with? If you kick her off the team, you're damn well going to lose the nationals. This woman is an actual idiot. What? If I lose my scholarship, I'll have the drop out of school.

I won't be able to afford tuition without it. Well, maybe you better think about that the next time you feel hungry. This is the exact frame I need. It's right here, ladies and gentlemen. This is why you shouldn't take advice from people who are not at your caliber. The difference in leg quality is so diverse. It's not even funny. I don't know why this girl's stressing, dog.

You better than your coach to begin with, so. I already talked to my doctor and she said, if I drop any more weight, it's going to be unhealthy for me. Oh. So is your doctor a gymnastic champion? Actually, you know what? No, they're not. They're not a gymnastics champion. They are a doctor! My advice to you, audience.

Always listen to the doctor. Don't listen to white woman telling you what to do. Exactly. Winning is your number one priority. I mean, I can agree with the fact that winning is a top priority. I mean, I love my Jesus. I love my family. I love my girl.

But is winning something the top priority? I don't think so. This woman is scaring me by how weird she's staring at her. Staring is rude, by the way. Nothing else matters. Light is a feather. Perfection as usual. And Emma.

What is this? You've gained three pounds. That's right, fatty. You are 95 pounds. I can't believe it. You're supposed to be 82 pounds. What the hell is this? No, no, no. This can't be right. I've hardly been eating anything, I swear. The scale does not lie, Emma. Ladies, could you please give us a moment? How many moments do you need with this girl? I just want to say, I've seen how hard Emma's been working with her diet and her training. She's really trying to...

Dominique, I appreciate you sticking up for your teammate. I do. But if Emma was truly trying, she would be losing weight. Okay, but like she's not a depressed gymnast like the rest of the girls on the team. Oh, what's the big deal? White, Segy, Grandma, she actually cares about her health. Get out of here. Really? Another yogurt. It's a good source of protein and calcium. It's healthy. Do you have any idea how many calories are in just one of these?

Now, I have spoke to you about this time and time again, Emma. If you're going to eat junk like this, you might as well eat a pint of ice cream. And coach, sometimes I get a little dizzy, so my doctor recommended this. Plus, I see the girls all the time eating snacks. Emma, you're heavier than the other girls. And you know that. Oh boy, what a lot to unpack here. So just because this lady has a slightly worse metabolism compared to the other ladies

that are constantly stuffing their faces with ice cream and snicker bars, This woman has to fast for 40 days and 40 nights like Jesus in the wilderness, just so that you can have a chance at winning the gymnastics nationals. How unbelievably stupid does that sound? Now this is exactly the lack of discipline that makes athletes plateau. Now, if you want to win, which I think you do, right? Then you have to sacrifice. Oh boy, here we go.

I'm willing to bet that this girl is going to faint in front of everybody if she tries. Because we already know that this woman is going to make this girl do the showcase anyways, because this coach is all high and mighty, she'd be like white pride worldwide, you know what I'm saying? Great job. You ready? Actually, I'm not feeling too well. I'm feeling really lightheaded.

That just means the diet's working. What? So, because you feel like you're about to pass out, that means the diet's working for a gymnastics nationals tournament. I'm sure there's a few people out in the audience that does gymnastics. Is this a part of you guys just like routine? you guys have to make yourselves like anorexic for a tournament? Because I highly doubt you actually have to.

I mean, I could be wrong, and if I am wrong, then dude, that sports should simply be illegal. I don't know. I think I need to lay down for a minute. Is it okay if I sit this one out, since it's just a showcase, and then I can compete in the real competition next month. If you don't go out there, that just proves to me and everyone else that you're not committed to this team. Not perfect, but I can work with those scores. She could have got those same scores if she was three pounds heavier, you know. But I can work with those scores.

You have got to be the most inappreciative coach I've ever seen. I really think I need to eat something. Eat something. You're two pounds away from a perfect score. I'm sorry. I have to. You eat this and you've destroyed months of progress. I don't really know what exactly the message that Darmann is trying to convey in this video.

Like, yes, it's important to win, right? You know, I'm pretty sure that everybody here is like somewhat competitive, or at least I hope you guys are competitive. At least you guys have the feeling, the urge to win. But of course, you don't want to put it over food, you know what I'm saying? But it's just like, where is this an actual problem in the real world? I don't know. I'm just as confused as you are, but you know what? I'm sure Darmann's going to wrap this up like a beautiful present at the end of the video.

It's an entire meal of a burger and a milkshake. And then boom, you're 20 pounds overweight and you can't fit into your leotard. We've all been working really hard these past couple months. Can we just have a good cheat mill or something? I know I'd kill for a pizza. A cheat meal. Let me ask you something. Who won the championship last year?

I think we know what's going to happen. Ladies and gentlemen, not to spoil the video, but I'm going to give my quick theory. This woman is going to join the other girls team. And then the other gymnastics team is going to win the show. I don't know, just a quick theory. I'm going to skip to the end to find out if I'm right. All right, Emma.

You did amazing. We're all so proud of you. Oh, praising her for scoring second. Guys are such losers. We have time. What happened? Well, sheesh, looks like I'm right. Ladies and gentlemen, that's all I have for today. Please click the video on screen.

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