Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 12

Episode Date: October 8, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 12

If you can break these three boards with a one inch punch, then you win this mystery briefcase. Oh my god, dude, what the f*** happened to you? Look at this guy literally a few years ago and now he's built like a fucking lowercase beat. Wooo! Shut the fuck up, you Shamoo! You really think your puny f*** was gonna do anything with that punch? I can guarantee you Bruce Lee's flaccid wiener under a waterfall is stronger than you. Frikin weak-ass p-s-y.

Alright, people, what's up? Today, the Stokes Twins are just going crazy today. Lately the Stokes Twins, if you haven't known already, has been blowing up on YouTube over the past few weeks. I mean, like, seriously, these guys are gaining around 400k fucking subs a day. So you might be wondering, surely they're posting some groundbreaking content, surely some shit that all of us should be watching. Yeah, that's a fucking lie.

Can a car window chop off your finger? Way too close! That's right, ladies and gentlemen, the content brought before your eyes is the reason their channel is getting 400,000 subscribers a day. Now, audience, never have I ever thought throughout my YouTube career that I would be seeing channels growing at this fast of rate? But you know what's even crazier audience is that I never thought the YouTube channels will be growing at such a fast rate over some dog shi-f-fucking slop content like this?

Like seriously, this video has gotten over 150 million fucking views or something. And all you have to do, ladies and gentlemen, you could do this content yourself. have to do is just put your finger inside of a car window and then pull your finger back like a pussy literally these videos require no thought process no budget of money no nothing and guess what if you make it interesting somehow some way you get a hundred fifty million views in a few fucking days the time to become a millionaire has never been easier because look at these fucking moron first we're gonna try this hot dog and work her way up to my finger

No! No! There's no way I cuss through a cucumber. Woo! No! Is it just me, or is the reactions in these videos like way too overhyped? Like audience, I'm watching these videos with one hand on my mouse and my other hand on my fucking weener because it itches. Basically, what I'm trying to say here is that nothing in this video is getting me jumping out of my fucking seat and screaming like these kids.

Holy fucking sh-a-car window can actually cut through a cucumber. No fucking way. Like where the fuck is the comedy? Like I can walk down the hallway. Open my bathroom door and then windmill my fucking wiener in the mirror, and I would somehow find more entertainment out of that than this fucking video. Now we're going to try. Audience, you have no idea how much I fucking hate this guy. If there's one guy that I can just delete from the entire Stokes Twins crew,

it would be this fucking nerd right here. I have yet to see this guy in a single single single. Stokes Twins video where he just doesn't act like a fucking weirdo. I mean maybe that's just his character in the Stokes twins videos to give off sex offender vibes. But every time this dude comes on screen, I literally just want to jump off a fucking 10 story building. Shut the fuck up. This is the closest resemblance of a human finger. That has got to be the biggest amount of bowling. I've ever seen. Ladies and gentlemen, whenever you think about a human finger, do not compare it to a fucking carrot. Because if the human finger has the similar bone structure to a carrot, and if my weener has the similar bone structure to a finger, all that basically tells me is that I'm never going to have intercourse with a woman ever, because if anything goes wrong.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm fpped. I am infertile. I'm never having kids. Yeah, what to happen to my finger. And now, my finger. Wait, wait, you guys better subscribe if I'm risking my finger Do you guys actually think this fucker's gonna do it? Oh, God! Guys, somebody... Subscribe! Dude, shut the fuck up.

Everybody knows you're not gonna do this shit. Fucking whiny-ass pussy, always complaining for subscribers. I'm just kidding, nothing happened. See, that guy's nothing happened. Ha-ha, I got 40 million subscribers now, ha ha ha. This is the face of a man that made a video that got 150 million views and probably got five. fucking million subscribers, all because he put his finger inside of a car window and rolled up the window.

You see this shit, ladies and gentlemen, right? He's fucking laughing at you. He's laughing at me right now. You don't have 5 million subscribers for doing this shit, but yet he does. Does this shit piss any of you off? Like, it actually should. If any of you want to be a YouTuber, the standard for blowing up on this platform is so low. I mean, look at this fucking guy. You really think this guy actually deserves 40 million Subs all you got to do today in YouTube is literally do stupid shit like this and you become a millionaire Immediately and the craziest part is that some of you guys think I'm joking like the phrase overnight success is no longer a meme anymore It's actually a thing so honestly I don't know why you guys aren't hopping on the train like seriously you guys should do this shit like do some dangerous stunts or some bullshit A million dollars ladies and gentlemen it's as easy as doing stupid shit like this can a guillotine actually chop off your head

Oh my God You almost took my head off! Are you guys like fucking stupid? Whenever you guys went on the internet to buy a guillotine, you didn't read the fucking item description? You guys didn't have a chapter about the medieval times during history class or some bullshit? How the fuck do you not know the purpose of a guillotine?

Listen, audience, I know this video's a skit, right? I get that it's a fake video. But dude, I sincerely hope they know what a guillotine actually is for. Because if they were really on some type of myth buster, shit to actually see what a guillotine can do, bro, you know the purpose of it. This shit is not made to dice up your fucking onions for his fat ass to eat some burgers. It is to chop off your fucking head, which should really be put to use right now. First, we're going to try this hot dog and work her way up to an actual head.

Okay, so the car window chopped off a hot dog, but then you don't think a guillotine is going to chop up a hot dog. What kind of fucking universe is this? I feel like these guys are like the world's richest cheapskates the way that they just keep on using the same f-fkin props over and over again? Because if you look at the video, they already used like a few props that they already used in the previous video. So did you guys see that the budget for these videos are like maximum $40? It's actually crazy what little budget you can have on YouTube and still get over 100 million views. And three, two, one. No way! Oh my God! That reaction to slicing a hot dog in half was way too fucking much.

Fucking shit, no way! God, dude, like somebody show this man an episode of Hell's Kitchen, he's gonna lose his fucking mind. Now we're gonna try the closest thing that resembles a human finger. A carrot. Holy moly! I really don't know why everybody's getting so fucking excited over a guillotine slicing up vegetables.

Like, all you guys were little kids at some point, everybody in this room has probably played fucking Fruit Ninja. I mean, granted, if you're getting like a nostalgia boner because you see Fruit Ninja in real life, I get it. But dude, literally in the previous, video you guys did this shit with the car window and it sliced it in half so it is able to chop off a finger but can it chop off a head now before we do an actual head we're gonna try a watermelon pad what the hell the watermelon got decapitated which means

it's time for the final test a human head I know that I'm pausing the video at the most important time but guys come on entertain the idea what if the guillotine accidentally slipped between his fingers God the world would fucking celebrate Two! One! Wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait!

Let's you guys do it when you hit 50 mil! Alright, subscribe! Yep, yep, that's the shit right there, ladies and gentlemen. This is exactly why the Stokes Twins are getting around 400k fucking subs a day. Because of stupid shit like this, they leave you on a cliffhanger, they promote their YouTube channel, then they feel like everybody has to subscribe. And because it's a bunch of little kids, they're gonna fucking do it. I mean, shit.

I guess I should start doing shit like this in my videos. I should behead myself on camera. Oh! Wait, move it a little lower. No, what was that? The one thrust punch. Ugh, the one thrust punch. Uh, I get it?

I'm so fucking quirky. Fuck you. Anyways, y'all, subscriber, try to reach 5 mil. Hey! All right, people, what's up? I think I am convinced that dead internet theory is real. Now, audience, dead internet theory is everything online right now is fake. Algorithmic, curation, bot activity, filter.

AI generated content. The point I'm making today is that chances are 90% of the content that you are consuming on TikTok and Instagram and YouTube shorts is probably not even made by a real person. And also the comments within that video of a video that was made by a bot, those people are also probably not real. And that is primarily because of comments like this and this and shit like this. So today we're going to find out if dead internet theory is real. But how can I not talk about dead?

Get internet theory if I don't go to my own YouTube shorts, I feel like this is the perfect landmine to go to. Let's go to one of my most popular YouTube shorts that has over 15 million fucking views. What happens when you spend the day at the world's most dangerous water park? Literally nothing happens. Just don't be a fucking idiot and you won't die. Oh, bro, I subned. Holy shit, Maderceivic.

You need to get your mom to take away your iPad today. I knew that my YouTube shorts was perfect for this video. Why you're saying f-kenn-eating, what's wrong, white, you bin, Asler is best you know. Why you're saying free and initting, what's wrong white you been aslert is best you know. Somebody please put a 5-5-6 round in my fucking forehead. What the Timbuck f*** did I just read? What's wrong with me? What's wrong with your fucking spelling, dude?

I'm not even on some nerd shit, bro. You are just illiterate in the fucking English language. Who in the fuck is Ben Asler? I think I'm starting to understand what's going on here. So dead internet theory is most likely bots or extremely dumb kids. Surely the person that commented this post is under five years old. The fucking cartilage from when he was a fetus is finally connecting to his fingers so he can type on an iPad. Yeah, uh, I sincerely hope that you are a bot.

If you're a real human being typing this shit, I am so sorry. Sorry. I don't think there's any helping you, bro. You are so funny, sup to you. La Dong. Okay, I am genuinely confused what this comment is trying to say. Ratin Sigma emoji in cold emoji. Maybe he's trying to say Rith because he got the first in the third letter correctly. I mean, they are in the proper placement, at least.

Is this kid trying to call me a cold Sigma or some shit? That's crazy. You can't spell a four. letter name but you know how to call somebody a cold sigma male your priorities little bro is completely f*** kids butt cheeks in the back did you miss me wait wait wait kids butt cheeks in the back skull emoji why are we looking at kids butt cheeks in the back of my video listen mr. sir that was never the purpose of me posting that video the video was about me roasting Ben

Azilar at the water park why are you looking at little kids butt cheeks How do you take such an innocent video like me making light-hearted jokes about another YouTuber and somehow turn it into you looking at a child's ass? FBI, CIA, I got him right here. He's right there, guys. Okay, I think I'm done checking out my videos. I think it's time to poke the finger at other people now. Hey, I'm on vacation. Yaku!

Nope. Oh? Hey, hey, hey, I'm on vacation. This is so cool. Listen, Mr. Ryan T.ford, how the fuck is this cool? If you really think this shitty-ass animation from the free trial of Blender is cool, your brain must have metaphorically already been put into a blender. This shit is not cool, and who the fuck left 19 likes on this comment?

Surely 19 real people did not leave likes on that comment. Matter of fact, I don't even think Ryan T. Ferd is fucking real. Listen, uh, Mr. T-Fird, if you're watching this video, I sincerely want you to comment. I will pin your comment if you're that guy. Please disprove the bot allegations. Are you a real human? Okay, I am completely convinced this one has to be a bot. Why are we getting Chinese muffuckers just spamming emojis in a comment section like this?

By the way, YouTube and Spotify, I'm not being racist, okay? I'm trying to logically figure something out here. Hear me out. The only way that this can possibly be a real human is unless this Chinese person is trying to convey a message. So they're gonna try and communicate to us in fucking hieroglyphics. But out of all the comments that we've checked out today, I am convinced that this one is most definitely a robot. Yes, Allegia delacion.

Yes, yes indeed. If you're at this point in the video, I want all of you to just comment yes. You know, audience, unfortunately, this comment was made by a real human being. I can tell. But for some reason, their positronic brain did not allow them to pull. published this comment until they had, uh, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve fucking emojis. You know what? I'm just going to add my own theory on top of dead

internet theory. Not only are the bots invading every single comet section, but these chronically online kids have been inside of robotic comet sections for so long that they are even developing positronic brains to comic comets just like them. Remember when we were children that we would joke around about robots taking over the world? Yeah, well, it's actually happening now. That is fucking terrifying. Unfortunately, this person was probably also a real fucking person. If I had to dumb down my IQ to a fucking gorilla,

this person was probably just spamming their keyboard, indicating that they were laughing, and they reinforced that by putting laughing emojis. But this comment is most definitely deserving of a spot on dead internet theory. Because of what normal person, fucking says this. Because listen, either this comment just did what I just said it did, or this comment got drunk out of its mind. It was rubbing his face all over the fucking keyboard. I really hope it's not the second outcome. But if that is the case, Mr. Afri-Murza,

you can contact me. I can give you some resources for rehab. We'll get you back on your feet in no time, bro. Moim-moi. Okay, this comment, I genuinely have no idea what the fuck you're trying to say. What the fuck is a moi-moi that sounds like a female's beef curtains. Bitch, can I see your mooy? Ugh-month. You know, I would be perfectly fine from this comment from Jason, but why do you have to use that emoji? Young Month and this emoji does not go together at all. Why are you moaning over Young Month?

Kind of fucking weird if you ask me. If I give you $100, would you get a character? Yes, he is signed. I love you at Mr. Beast. Aw. For 1.3 billion views. Holy fuck. These babies just spawned out of their mother's fucking and started commenting this shit.

I love you, Mr. Beast. Yeah, and so does this fucking best friend. Listen, whoever the fuck is running these YouTube comment bots, you have got to fix them. They're not even producing real sentences. How do you fuck up that bad? Honestly, if you have a YouTube comment bot and they're commenting shit like this, I think you sincerely need to retire from being a coder. Because this is just terrible fucking coding.

You need to resign today. Bro, just sit bit, bro, for the long week. I farted dot, dot, three. Thank you, Benjamin. I'm sure that all of us needed to fucking hear that. I think it's time to conclude the video. How do you and subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two about dead internet theory? Who knows, maybe I'll make the entire video just about my videos.

Anyways, with that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. Behind the fun of Ryan's world is a troubling story about greed, manipulation, and the endless chase for fame. All right, people watch. So this Ryan's World clickbait situation has gotten out of hand. Now, audience, I'm sure over the past few months, you've noticed that Ryan's world has been a big topic. He's 12 to 13 years old, and he's simply too old to be recording the videos he's recording. And people have definitely noticed that about Ryan's World and have definitely memed it to no end.

ready for superhero school. After TikTok got a hold of the trend, people like me and Curse made videos about it. Overall, just documenting about how Ryan's World doesn't seem like he enjoys the videos that he does anymore. Well, turns out that people are still milking the Ryan's World topic to this day, and they are simply put, taking it way too far. The subject of today's video is a YouTuber by the name of Curious, where they have made multiple Ryan's World videos with questionable ass thumbnails.

Child Protective Services took Ryan. Apparently Ryan is suing his parents. Ryan's world's auntie is a fucking rapist. And Mommy and Daddy are also fucking pedophiles. I think you guys are starting to understand what I'm talking about here. Now, I would normally not make a video on shit like this if the YouTuber was small and after all, this YouTuber is a small YouTube channel. But ladies and gentlemen, some of these videos have gotten over 600,000 views.

Seriously, what the fuck? Because after all audience, these thumbnails might actually be true and not clickbait. Because according to Curious's YouTube bio, it says, I get curious a lot, so I research a bunch of stuff and make videos about it. So clearly, we're dealing with a YouTuber that does a lot of research about Ryan's world. So today we're checking out a video by how apparently Ryan's dad, is a predator. I can't fucking wait. Sorry, I got his own seat,

how cute. I can't get us together. You guys got this? Yeah. Behind the fun of Ryan's world is a troubling story about greed, manipulation, and the endless chase for fame.

Nice, dude, the A-list scholar that we're checking out today is an AI-generated voice. This pussy is too scared to even hop on a microphone and reveal what he sounds like making these allegations.

Imagine being called a sexual preference. by an AI generated voice and you don't even know what they actually sound like. In their video just so happened to get 600,000 views. Just for reference, audience, here's a video of mine that got similar views. That is probably how much money this dude made. All from just calling Ryan's dad a sexual predator. This is such poor taste.

To truly grasp the controversy, we must tear away the facade and uncover its origins. Dude, this shit is not that deep. At the end of the day, we're just talking about a 12-year-old boy that doesn't want to unbox toys anymore. What kind of facade are we tearing away and taking a deeper look at the origins? What the fuck is so deep that we need to use this type of chat GPT wording? Reveal your voice, pussy. Phone Kaji with a shadowy criminal past stands accused alongside her husband, Sheehan, of thrusting their son Ryan into the unforgiving limelight of toy unboxing.

That is a crazy fucking sentence to say. Is this how Ryan's dad is a predator? He thrusted his son into a genre of content he didn't want to do? Why did we have to use the word thrusting, dude? I don't know, maybe I'm the one now that's looking into this shit too deep, but why the fuck would you ever use the sentence that his dad thrusted him into anything? You could have said forced, you could have said made him do something. But no, dude, you had to fucking thrust him into the genre.

Is that seriously how he's a predator? Is this the connection that we're making here? The spectacle continues, even as he approaches his teenage years. With explosive accusations branding Ryan's parents as predators, lawsuits claim they've deceived millions of impressionable young fans worldwide. Wait, dude, you just said that there's accusations saying they're predators. Where's your fucking source, bro? Put the B-roll on the fucking screen, please.

You just put an article about how young fans are being manipulated worldwide or some book. Where's the article that they're fucking children? Oh, shut the fuck up. The beginning, Loanne and Sheeont's background from refugee to convict. Really, motherfucker? This is why I fucking hate documentary YouTube channels. They look into people's lives way too fucking deep. And so they make the hugest assumptions about these people because they think that because they did 10 hours of research,

that they know these people in real life and what they're thinking in their fucking mind. in their fucking minds. Listen, bro, you're a YouTuber, not a fucking genie. New Loantin, known to the world as Lone, emerged from the chaos of post-war Vietnam, fleeing with her family to the United States in search of sanctuary. They landed in Houston, Texas, where Lone's family grappled with the harsh reality. Is anybody else falling asleep because of this shit? I cannot fucking believe this dude stretched out this video to 12 minutes. Are we seriously gonna give these people an Autobiography after you just put the word Pito on the thumbnail?

Dude, we don't have time how they moved from Vietnam to fucking Houston, Texas. We don't give a shit. I clicked this video and so did over 100,000 people did. They clicked on the video to see how Xi'an Kanji touches little girls in the Pam-Pam. Where is your proof? Lone's family grappled with the harsh realities of cultural displacement, language barriers, and economic hardship. My teacher didn't know Venomys, so she keep kind of relying on Jessica to help me. I think, you know, at a point she kind of got annoyed because she just wanted to do her own work instead of always helping me.

These experiences forged a steely resilience and determination within Lone, qualities that would later fuel her entrepreneurial ambitions. Once again, dude, it is not that deep. Because of the language barriers between Loanne and her preschool teacher. That is how she ended up touching little boys in the Pam Pam. Shut the fuck up. I'm just gonna skip to the part where he starts talking about the law. And how they're apparently a family of criminals. Her parents emphasized education as the key to a better future,

pushing Lone to excel academically at the University of Houston. Despite her achievements, Lone's journey was marred by a detour into criminality. In 2002, she was arrested for shoplifting clothing worth a mere $93 from a J.C. Penny store. Oh God, Ryan's mommy got fucking arrested for shoplifter. Oh no! Once again, dude, this still doesn't contribute as to how they're sexual predators. You would think that being sexual with children is a worse crime than shoplifting? Kind of weird that you would mention her shoplifting crime over that.

Maybe audience, it's because that crime never fucking happened. Resulting in a fine and probation. Her defiance led to a second arrest in 2003 for violating probation, earning her a 30-day jail sentence. This criminal history casts a last one. cast a long shadow over her narrative as a mother and businesswoman. No, it doesn't whatsoever. Do you think that this woman has any more incentive to shoplift from a JCPenny? I can understand how Shorty was 19 years old and wanted to shoplift from JCPenny.

I understand. But dude, she built a business that's worth tens of millions of dollars. I don't think that she's sweating about what store she's going to shoplift from next. Once again, this is just a bunch of filler bullshit in the video. to prolong what we actually clicked on. Across the Pacific, Xi'an Khagi was born on September 13th, 1987 in Tokyo, Japan. And then he touched children!

Okay, but seriously, I'm gonna skip to the part where apparently this happened. Oh yeah, that's right, because it doesn't fucking exist. Ryan's mom is not a predator, Ryan's dad is not a predator, Ryan's auntie is not a rapist. Ryan is not suing his parents in child protective services did not get Ryan.

And he's not being whipped around like a child slave. Audit, subscribe to the channel if you want a part two on Ryan's World Clickbait. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. I'll sue you. Look at me. All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. My Hero Academia.

I don't know if we got any anime fan boys in the house over here, but I know for sure that I'm a big old anime fan. It's anybody that knows anime, you definitely are aware of My Hero Academia. And for the two people in the room that doesn't know what My Hero is, essentially it's something that is very prone to ships, a lot of shipping of different characters. I mean, you got all kinds of great ships. I mean, you got Decu and All Might, you got Izawa and Ochiko. I mean, it's great stuff. My Hero Academia is also very prone to shipping minors, so, uh, yeah.

Today, audience, we're going to be checking out a My Hero Academia fan fiction. Okay, if you don't know what my hero is, it's okay. This video is still for you. Anyways, before we get into today's video, please subscribe to the channel. I appreciate it. Well, yeah, with that being said, let's go ahead and take a gander at some, uh, some anime cringe. As a hero, I've had to endure a lot of hardships. But this?

This is something I could never have fathomed. How on earth did this even happen? Bro, come on. You can't be serious. All right, so just so everybody knows, all right? This guy right here, he's like the main character of this anime. He's just that guy that beats up all the bad guys and he saves the day. All right, he has saved a lot of people.

He's done a lot of really crazy fights. But how do you, as the main character, the hero, the anime protagonist of this show? You would fight all these crazy monsters, but no, you're still afraid to hold a girl's hand. Like, what? I can't believe all this happened just because Ashtido said, Hey, Maduro? Oh, well, I guess. I don't have any plans.

I'll take that as a yes. How about you sue you? Yeah, I'm free. Great, because I'm not. Have fun on your date. Bro, I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys. The audience are right? I only wish it was that easy to go up on a date to set up a date.

She really just came in and said, uh, yeah, are you, do you have any plans? No. Do you have any plans? No. All right, then have fun on your date. Have fun being husband and wife. I couldn't really process what it just happened. But Ashido had just set Asi and I up on a date.

I mean, I'm just saying audience, I mean, pshaw, I would not complain. I'm just saying audience to anybody that has seen the anime, you would know that Oswee, she's a pretty sweet girl, all right? Not by looks or anything like that, but she's a pretty nice character. Anybody, and I mean, absolutely anybody would be blessed to go ahead and go on a day with Osui. So, my boy, Deku right here, I know he's a little shocked right now, but looks like his bone just got chewed up. But I promise you he's going to enjoy his day, and I guarantee you that he's going to get a nice smooch at the end. Ashi, what did you just do? exactly what it looks like, Stud. I just hooked you up on a date. You're welcome, by the way.

Why? Oh, I mean, Ossie's really nice and cool and stuff, but all this is just happening so fast, I mean, I can't even process this. Oh, come on. I've seen you naked. Bro, what pause, pause. Bro, I thought that this was supposed to be a fan fiction about Decu and Oswee. Now, no, no, whoever, this alien is. That sounded so racist, but bro, I mean, she literally is an alien. I mean, look at her. Oh, come on. I've seen you naked. Have a little more confidence. Wait, what was that last part? Yeah, we never spackled that hole in the locker room. All right, this is getting a little bit too uncomfortable from my liking. All right, how was this exactly on YouTube?

Are we like not allowed to show this type of stuff on YouTube or anything like that? I mean, my thumbnails exist, but... But I swear, bro, isn't like shtible content not allowed on YouTube, bro? Just as bad as banana! Relax, Medoria. I'm the only one who uses it. So, don't tell Momo. She is really making her case a whole lot worse just by saying that she is the only one that uses the hole in the locker room.

Like, do you not realize that you are actually just singling yourself out on how much of a weirdo you actually are? Whether you're a guy or girl, no matter who you are, if you're trying to look at other people through a locker room wall hole, right? You know, you're just a weirdo at best. I mean, of course if a guy did it, I mean, it would be 100,000 times worse. All right, that guy would be in the slamer immediately. I mean, for the sake of the fan fiction, bro, all right, we already got this girl breaking the law over here. She should be in jail. I don't even know how to react to all of this.

Suddenly Oswe just became the least of my worries. Backs, bro. If somebody told me that they were taking a peekie at me in the locker room and I didn't know it and it was happening for years? I think going on a date with a random classmate would become the least of my worries. Get this pervert out of my sight. Jokes aside, I need you to go on this date. Huh? Ever since we moved into the dorms, I can tell something's been bothering her.

But she won't say anything. And you know how hard to read she can be, so others don't suspect a thing. Yeah, but like if something is bothering her, then why would you want to set her up on a day with some random guy that she doesn't even talk to? In my opinion, audience, that would just add more stress onto my plate. That just sounds so stupid. I swear, bro, this fan fiction is doing so much mental gymnastics right now. It's really hard to understand and try to construe.

How exactly is this going to be logically correct? It doesn't make any sense. But I just have this gut feeling something's off. It sounds like you want me to spy on her. No, you duns, you're missing the point. Take her to a movie, go to karaoke, grab some dinner, just show her a good time. So what exactly you're trying to tell me here is that you want this boy to go ahead and try playing with her feelings, bro? That is just dirty.

Man, if I'm trying to go on a date with the woman, right, I want to show her a good time because I want to show her a good time. And bro, if something is bothering her, then just go ahead and ask her, yo, What is up? What is bothering you? Because guess what audience? Spending money on an expensive day is not going to solve the problem. This fan fiction, bro, it's so goofy. It's so bad. Worry not, Midoria, for I, Mina Ishido, have the perfect solution.

Huh? Tadda! Haga Kure? Hello! While I give you help Via Kamli, Toru here is going to use her invisibility to make things as romantic as possible. You guys are going to be so cute together. You know, the fact that they actually set up this entire day like, what, five minutes ago,

and the fact that they already got an entire plan of how they're going to get this whole day conducted is actually kind of creepy. Yeah, dude, let's just set up two of our random classmates on a date together, and yeah, let's just plan out the entire day while they don't even know. Like, I don't know about you guys, but do you guys realize how unbelievably creepy that is? Here, I'm about to get really relatable here, right? Imagine you're walking through the school because guess what? You're by yourself and you don't have any friends. Imagine walking through the school hallway, and then a random girl comes.

up to you being like, yeah, you know that really ugly girl that's in her class? Yeah, you're going out with her today. You know, you were planning to play some Minecraft, some Roblox when you got home, but no, no, no, this girl, you're going on a date with her tonight. Hagakori and Mina helped me get ready for the date with Asui. Yeah, looking good. Did you really have to undress me like that? Bro, why are these girls in the same dressing room with this guy? I swear, bro. I know that this is a fan fiction, but geez. We're about to have an anime plot twist where it's actually about to be three girls and not. Just one bro I swear felt weird going on a date with a classmate but I was already in this deep so I may as well see it to the end A few hours later I went to go pick up assui and

Well, so are you ready to go ribbit So are you ready to go rib it? Oh Bro I swear dude fan fictions if fan fiction's never failed to amaze me and they do not amaze me in the context that these are good. All right these fan fictions are so bad. I mean I'll give it the effort that you Yeah, this was animated pretty well. All right, you know, at least you put some effort into it. But the fact that these people actually wasted their time and their talent for a fan fiction. All I'm saying is that you could have put your time to something way more value-based, other than making a My Hero Academia fan fiction.

Holy crap, she's really cute. Pst, McDoria. Say something already. You look really nice. Bro, just because he said that this is going to be the only interaction with the girl he's going to have in his entire life. This guy's got no drip, this guy has got no brim, this guy's got no flirt game, this guy's gonna have the only female interaction in its entire life in this very moment. He better cherish whatever he can right now, bro, because I promise you, after this day, he ain't having another interaction with a female in 50 years. All I'm saying right now, bro, is that Deku's flirt game.

All right, he is easy F tier. He is an F tier beta male. Thanks, you do too. To be honest, I started to think that this idea of Ashido's could actually be fun. Except Haga Kordi somehow set the karaoke machine on fire. How do you actually mess up so badly that you set the karaoke machine on fire? How does that even work in the first place? Like you literally sing into the microphone and then it creates noise. How does that set up on fire?

I mean, if you was playing some Travis Scott Sickle mode, I mean, I can understand why the karaoke machine set up on fire, bro. All right, that song is kind of, that song's kind of dapper. But other than that, bro, what kind of action did you have to do to set up a karaoke machine to be on fire? I think at that point that you should just know that your friends should not be trusted. Your friends can never be trusted after that. Ashido snuck in and disguised herself as a waiter, which didn't go any better. Oh, ho ho, ho, you like the spaghetti? Oh my god, why?

And finally, the two somehow managed to buy every ticket for all the films, but one overly cliche romantic comedy. And that brings us to this very moment. This incredibly awkward, Intense moment. I mean, I don't blame you either, bro. After all that, after all that tragic stuff happening on yo date with the girl, bro, I mean, I would be pretty awkward too. But anyways, I'm going to start skipping to the good part of this fan fiction because I'm pretty sure we all want to see the incredible smooching and making out moment.

I'm sorry about everything. I know I'm not really all that fun to hang out with. Huh? Sorry about Oswee. All that stuff before was just freak accidents. Yeah, uh, I don't care. make out already. I'll sue you.

Look at me. Oh, oh, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, that is going to be it for today's video. If you guys ended up and join the video, please subscribe. I appreciate it. Well, yeah, with that being said, I'm going to go back to where the dark ones came because, geez, that was so bad. All right, people, what's up?

This only fans girl on TikTok needs to be put behind bars. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is la. Ooh, I am way too white for this. Per the sake of the video, we're gonna call her Dora. Anyways, Dora, the YouTube channel with 4 million subscribers prioritizes her content around public indecency. She's showing her cheeks to everybody. She's showing it to the young people, the old people, fucking toddlers.

All the while, editing her YouTube videos as if she knew that children were going to be watching her videos. As in dressing up as children's cartoon characters like Pikachu and Velma, to really bring in as many children to see her butt cheeks as humanly possible. Yeah, this girl is a massive piece of shit. Let's begin. Yeah, copyrighted music. Yeah, copyrighted music. Can't play this video because there's copyrighted music.

Bro, whether this video is completely scripted and staged or not, this girl should be behind a fucking prison cell. Now, as you'll see later in the video, you can probably tell that her content is pretty staged. But there's a certain extent that you can go between staged and still being creepy regardless of the context. In no circumstance, in no sort of world should you ever want to show your cheeks to children for YouTube content or in general. Now listen, I know that she's a woman and women admittedly enough get away with a lot more shit than men. If I as a man were to do this YouTube video around a bunch of little girls, my God, my life would be over in one business day.

But because she is a semi-attractive female, she gets away from this shit, Scott Free. And by the way, calling her semi-attractive is probably the highest of compliments I can even give her. She's kind of like a two. But I think you guys are starting to get the point. Don't show your butt cheeks to children. Is it really that hard? Okay, so this is one of the examples of what I mean by her very obviously staged content. I think once you guys start to notice that the cameraman is more invisible than John motherfuckin-cginzina,

You could probably safely bet that the video is most likely fake. And also, just look at the motherfuckers that she hired for the video. By looking at this dude here, do you really think that he would turn down looking at some ass for five fucking seconds? Him being a part of this video probably was the highlight of his fucking adult life. I guess that's what happens whenever you know that you're never, ever going to get into a single relationship in your entire life. That you're willing to stoop this low on camera to show the world that you're just,

the big fucking simp. I have zero empathy for this guy. From the screen to the ring to the bend to the king, Ways my crown, that's why bling, always for a mo in our ring. Holy shit, I can only imagine the smell of fucking tuna in that mall. Also guys, how are people actually watching this video and thinking that this shit is not scripted? If this girl was not scripting it and she was actually naked, you are publicly showing your fucking naked ass in a public mall.

Everybody watching, this video is so obviously fake. First off, if I seen a girl like this trying to even walk into the mall, I think the security would escort her out immediately. So that is obstacle number one, making this video not real. Number two, once again, the cameraman is more invisible than John Sina. And number three, the facial expressions and the reactions are completely fake. I mean, look at these fucking dudes. If you're going to grab a bunch of NPCs that's never had a camera in front of them

in their fucking life, you could probably expect some really shitty acting from the NPCs you find on the street. And the worst part is that I'm not even mad about this part. You're posting it onto YouTube shorts knowing children is going to watch it. That's the part that kind of doesn't sit well with me. It also, well, you got your only fans in bio, which is actually against YouTube guidelines. So yeah, Miss Dora, you might need to fix that. Dude, I have never seen a more fake facial expression in my entire life. Even if I was this guy right here. Why the fuck would you make such an obvious facial expression like that? If I'm gonna make a fucking face like this one,

I think everybody's gonna know what I'm looking at. But anyways, in all seriousness, if this video was real, not clickbait, was 100% not scripted. That is so easily like a public indecency charge right there. If I as a man were to do that to a woman, I would be fuck. Nice, girl, you gotta dress up in the Pikachu costume because you know all the five-year-old boys are gonna stop scrolling for this one. I can imagine little five-year-old me if I was on YouTube today.

If I was five years old and I was scrolling on YouTube shorts and I just so happened it came across this Pokemon video here, I would in fact stop scrolling and in fact I would pay attention to the video. And yes, I would have also been exposed to butt cheeks at a very premature age. And coincidentally enough, that is probably the story that happened to a lot of little kids that clicked on this video. No, like seriously, that's a lot of fucking views. Holy shit. Dude, I feel so bad for Gen Alpha and Gen Beta.

There's gonna be so many weird fuckers coming out of your generation. I have never seen orange content normalized like this before. This NPC was so shit on camera. He forgot where he was. My fuck us walking around the video like he's Joe Biden getting off a stage. Holy shit, lady, the people you hire for your YouTube shorts are actually stupid. Okay, so all that this video confirmed to me is that women have no fucking clue on how to fight no like seriously really look at where their hands are going in the video this is some super weenie hut junior shit at least if it was a scripted video of men fighting at least it would look a little convincing this shit just looks like you're playing paddy cake with her fucking hair how this channel has four million subscribers i have no idea

listen girl if she's going to go up to your boyfriend and do that and he's going to give her that reaction that guy you consider your boyfriend yeah he was never yours to begin with if your man is already gonna have that attitude when a chick comes up to him. Girl, you should have broke up with his fucking ass like 10 years ago. That has gotta be the most down bad shit I have ever seen in my life. And also one more thing, why does girls feel like whenever another girl does that to their man that they have to beat the shit out of the other girl? At that point, you already lost your man. Why are you trying to defend him from another girl?

For example, if it was vice versa and a man were to do that to my girl, and she was staring at him like he was a sexist, humming a humming a piece of meat. I'm sorry, I'm not going to whip another man's ass because my girl's looking at him. I would be going straight to pummeling my girl in her fucking teeth. Simple as that. Dude, once again, she's sitting here and exposing her bare-ass cheeks to children. I see that little crumb cruncher on the escalator. I see her fucking ass. Lil Brody was staring at her butt cheeks like there was no fucking tomorrow. But still, put this girl in a cage. But anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like

another episode of fucking Dora. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. Here's something. Oh, he's in there. He's alive. He's alive. Everybody, he's alive.

Wait, let me try that in my DJ Calipoles. Another one. Oh. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out another masterpiece by Darmann. Kid tries to kill Mom for an iPhone 14. What happens next is shocking. Tar Man has truly run out of ideas, huh?

I know this is a tough time for everyone. And we lost a... Really good man. And Gerardo was a gentleman. Remember how he used to love silence? You cannot be fucking serious. Now, obviously, that is gonna be probably the worst start of a Darmand video of all time. But if I were this motherfucker Gerado and he said,

remember how Rith used to love silence? Rest assured, I will be kicking your fucking ass in the afterlife. Yeah, you know how Rith used to love silence? Now he's fucking silent forever. Are you guys crying at? Are you sobbing your ass cheeks off? He was so kind, and he always lived life to the fullest. So may he rest him.

A piece of crap! Che, oh! There has got to be no way that somebody's actually this disrespectful inside of a funeral. I'm sure most of us in the audience are capable of, like, reading a room. Because, you know, I'm sure if we're inside of a funeral, I'm sure we can read the fucking room that everybody's crying over a dead body that's six feet away. How is this motherfucker is so unaware of everybody's feelings? This kid's gonna grow up to be a serial killer, on God.

If anyone would like to come up and say some parting words, now would be the time. I hardly knew the guy. Don't be disrespectful. Do you want your phone back or not? Fine. So this is the shit that provokes a child to say goodbye to a dead relative? Holy fuck, Generation Z is screwed. Hey Jackson.

What? Do you want me to do something funny? No, absolutely not. Wait. Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! I! Darmann, you son of a bitch.

I can imagine Darmann sitting in his fucking office chair thinking, oh yeah, this is going to save some lives today. We're going to be changing so many fucking lives. This kid making fun of his dead relative? Yeah, we're going to teach him a lesson for millions to learn. I'm not even sure if Darmann is abiding by the phrase. We're not just telling stories. We're changing lives shit anymore.

Because I don't understand how exactly you can extract a story from killing your own fucking mother for an iPhone. If this actually happened, I would love for somebody to inform me because the iPhone 14 hasn't even fucking came out yet. I mean, if he's finally trying to actually have some fun with his shitty show, then Gigi. But can you

please get rid of the stupid fucking phrase out of your channel banner? We know what's not true. Well, if you're not laughing, you're trying. Ginger's. That's all I'm saying. Just Gingers. Don't... Seriously, Daniel, you really out-dead yourself this

time. I mean, even for your sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Just give me your phone. I want to play Roblox. You know, why am I not surprised anymore? As this kid is unfortunately part of my fucking generation, I don't even have to hold my breath to know what he's about to say next. Because it makes perfect sense for a kid like this to ask to play fucking Roblox after a funeral.

If there's one thing that Darmand does get correct about all of his videos featuring kids, is that a good 90% of them are fucking stupid. Uh, no, use your own. You know Mom took it. And anyways, that's... Phone sucks. Really old mom gets me the new one for Christmas. Yeah, bro, the only thing you'll be getting for Christmas this year is Cole. Oh, you're right. I need a way to get a thousand bucks.

You and me both. So what you're telling me is that you don't have a fucking job either. Never mind, 100% of these kids in Darmad videos are fucking stupid. And lazy as shit, too. The family put this together for you to help cover all the expenses. It's $10,000. Oh, goodness, no, no. It's $10,000. Goodness, no, no, is this too much?

I can't accept this. No, please, we insist. Just take it. Yeah, I think I figured out how I'm getting my iPhone 14. After our serial killer fucking lunatic gets the idea that he's going to kill his mom for an iPhone. He starts planning this shit like a GTA fucking bank heist like he's about to commit the biggest crime known to man.

But you've got to see the thought process behind this little boy because it's fucking terrible. Yo, dude, check this out. Do you ever knock? It's not my fault that you leave your door on the locked. Anyways, so you know how Margie got all that money? That's when it hit me. What?

We should set up a GoFundMe for a funeral. Okay. Daniel, you do know someone needs to die for there to be a funeral, right? Are you gonna kill me? No, no, not your funeral. Mom's funeral. You're gonna kill mom? kill mom.

Be quiet. I feel like I'm watching the behind the scenes of law in fucking order. Oh my gosh, you're going to kill mom. Shh, be fucking quiet, you son of a bitch. I'm about to kill mom. How is anybody taking this video seriously whatsoever? I remember

getting hate comments about Darman videos. Oh, he's actually changing live. Shut the fuck up. He ain't changing shit. If you can extract a life lesson from this, you're probably a serial killer too. So you know how mom's going on that silent retreat for 10 days? With no electronics?

Not even phones? Yeah. I'll act like mom passed away when she's gone. Uh, Daniel, you've had a lot of dumb ideas in the past, but this, oh, this tates the cake, dude. I mean, she's gonna find out, and when she does, you're gonna be in big trouble. No, no! Dude, she's never gonna find out, alright? Oh, this is gonna be fucking good. So how are you going to inform not only her family, the dad's, family, the husband's family, that their daughter and wife and potentially mother has

passed away over fucking what? And with nobody to be found? Unless you get a decoy doll that can look just like her for a funeral, but that's gonna cost a fucking grand within itself. So how the fuck you gonna pull this off? I'm curious. We're gonna delete the go fund me before she gets back. And if anyone asks, we have no idea what they're talking about.

Have you lost your mind? Seriously. Bro, what happens when people show up at our house? Look, why would anybody do that? I mean, mom is no friends and all their families out in England, so there's no way that they fly out. Mm-hmm. This has gotta be the best idea I have ever had. Yep, yep, yep, he's lost his fucking mind.

Operation Kill Your fucking Mom for an iPhone 14 has been established. Oh, another donation. That makes $5,000. You? I really think. No, seriously, don't. Seriously, don't... Me? You should refund those people. If you keep digging yourself into a deeper and deeper hole,

pretty soon you're not gonna be able to get out. Oh! Another one! Wait, let me try that in my DJ Calipose. Another one. If this shit keeps up, my family's gonna start to go fund me for my fucking funeral.

Darmann, what the fuck? How does he script these ideas? I know he's laughing his ass off in his office. But you know what, dog? I'd be laughing my ass off too. If I got all these kids and I'm fooling them for money over a fucking funeral video, I'll be laughing my ass off too. I'll be laughing to the bank.

You know, your mom was such an incredible woman. I think I'll do $500. Oh my gosh. Wow. Thank you so much. You're very welcome. Oh, by the way, a lot of people have been asking, when's the funeral? Anyways, the next like eight minutes of this video is him basically planning the funeral and getting all the funds and all the extra bullshit. He buys a casket, buys a fucking mannequin for $300. dollars and now we have the climax of our story the funeral

whatever uh... let's see oh crap i'm not very good at this oh no i can't i can't oh i have to see her face no no grandma you can't

no but how did come back mom please i'll do anything anything anything anything Anything. Anything? Yes, anything. Mom? Oh, shit.

In the next few minutes, I feel like the mom and son are about to swap places in the fucking casket. I'm sorry, kid, if anyone's going to have a cheap fucking funeral, it's your sorry ass. And on top of that, you're not even getting a fucking iPhone. Oh, look, I'm really sorry, all right? I just, I guess I kept digging myself into a deeper and deeper hole, and eventually, I couldn't get out of it. So that's the life lesson. You could have done any type of story, Darmann. But you did a kid killing their fucking mom.

How far did you dig your own ass to get this video idea? You could have done something like a kid stealing a rich kid's Amazon packages, but no, you had to kill your fucking mom. Darmann has truly run out of ideas. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen, I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Wait. What are you saying?

I like guys. I've always hit it those people. It's so loud and annoying. It was up to me I'd get rid of all of them and burn all those rainbow flags. Alright audience, what's up? Today we're revisiting the worst Darmann knockoff. Dad kicks gay teen out of house. What happens next? We'll shock you. Hey, Dad. Hey.

This frame alone tells me how amazing this video is going to be. We got the stereotypical dad looking at Sports Center magazines. Look kid, my advice to you is to not come out in front of your dad while he's looking at sports Center Magazine. You're about to have a very masculine conversation. I mean, hey, they both like catching balls. I mean, I guess they got something in common. You know what I'm saying. Hey. Hey. Uh, can we talk for a second? Yeah. You know, it was that time for you, my boy? What's going on? I know you do. Um, but there's something I needed to- Wait, wait, don't tell me. Something about girls, isn't it? Oh, man. You were so close yet so far.

away from the answer. Look at the happy look on this man's face. I've never seen my dad this happy for me before. And this is when I did bring a girl home. You're getting any action? You know son, I haven't seen you bring a pretty woman to this house yet. Oh my god, that man's face is an L. Hey son so I haven't seen you bring any pretty women into this house yet. Son, son explain to me. What is this bullshit? When I was your age, it was quite the stud. You can learn anything or two from your own man right here.

That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I've met someone. Oh my gosh, he's finally you met a girl. You know son? Love, that is such a beautiful and wonderful thing. Yeah, it really is. I've never felt this way before. I'm really happy, Dad.

Oh my gosh. So, tell me what's this girl's name? What's this girl's name? Now come on son, don't keep me any suspense here. I feel bad for this guy, but I don't feel bad at the same time. This dad be so excited for his son. He put down the SportsCenter magazine for this moment. That's how you know it's important.

But what this kid's about to say next is gonna turn that smile upside down. Well, his name is Lewis. That's what I've been trying to tell you. I'm gay. What are you saying? I like guys. Oh my gosh. I mean that's what you get bro. You interrupted the Sports Center magazine session, bro. That's what you get. My man's probably just heated in the moment. He's just pissed off that Tom Brady retired.

I've always hated those people. Oh, it's loud and annoying. If it was up to me, I'd get rid of all of them and burn all those rainbow flags. But dad, when you say those things you're saying them about me. Don't you care about me? I'm sorry, audience. I know we're interrupting child abuse, but I just wanted to point out, Why is this guy wearing a diaper? When this man came out to his dad, he knew he was going to get an ass whooppen. A man, respect, you gotta come prepared. That sports center is like a drug to them Republicans.

As long as you're one of those dancing fairies, I'm never going to accept you as one of my sons. Do you understand that? No, get out! Get out! Isaac, what's wrong? What's on, sweetie? You talk to me. I hate that.

I'm never coming back. No, sweetheart. Eddie, what is going on? Our son just ran out of here crying, saying that he hated you. Well, that boy just told me. me that he's gay, ain't no son of mine gonna be gay. So we're not gonna mention the part where you beat your kid. We're not gonna do that.

I can only imagine what those crusty-ass hands done. Not in this house he's not, Claire. Why can't you love and accept him for who he is? Because, Claire, it's morally wrong to be gay, don't you see this? It is written in Claire. Leviticus 1822, a man shall not lie with another man as he does with a woman. Man, he just brought up the Bible on us, bro. This poor distraught father, he just,

wanted his son to bring home a biblical babe. Is that so much to ask? And if he's going to learn to be a man, then he should learn to be a man like me, like his father, Shari! Do you remember what my parents told me the first time I brought you home? Claire, yes, of course I remember.

They rejected me because I'm Latino, because of my brown heritage. Call me a bunch of awful names. Wet bag, Chupacara, Jimmy Changa. My question is, audience, who actually gets offended by these words?

I have so many Latino friends and they don't care about the slurs. I feel like the only group of people that don't care about slurs are the people who don't have the slur against them. White people be like. And I stood by you to defend you because I loved you for who you were. And I never let them talk to you like that again. They didn't accept you because of your heritage or the color of your skin, but I didn't care because I just saw the man that I loved. So now you're telling me you can't accept our circumstances.

son for who he loves? This is different, don't clear. I'm gonna have to agree with the homophobe. It is kind of different. I'm not giving my opinion, audience, okay? I know I'm in some hot territory right now. To set the preface, I am asexual. I'm a part of the thing.

But hey, when you look at it, race and sexuality, yes, it literally is different. Why? Because he gets to choose who he likes? Maybe our son was born this way. Who he loves, who he chooses to love is his choice. And our job as parents is to love and support him no matter what. This is difficult. It hurts inside.

If you turn your back on him now for who he chooses to love, then you are no better than my parents. Wow, that, that is surprising. In a matter of five minutes, my man goes from beating his kid in the living room floor to denouncing his masculinity, religion, and everything to this woman. This guy changes his opinion so much. What a psychopath.

Oh my gosh, you're absolutely right. How can I let my own ignorance just get in the way of being a good father to my son? I rejected our own son, just like your parents rejected me, Claire. Hey, hey, you have the opportunity to go and talk to your son and tell him that you still love him and support him no matter what. No, no matter who he chooses to love. No, it's too late. Yeah, it kind of is too late. You did kind of beat him in your living room floor.

Are we still not going to talk about that? This whole conversation they have yet to bring up how he beat his kids. Some pretty awful mean horrible things to our sun clear. You lying son of a gun! Tell her you beat her kid. You actual piece of schmuck. I don't think it can fix it now. Don't worry.

I have an idea. Hey sweetheart, can you meet me over the playground? Yeah, about 10 minutes. Okay, I'll see soon. Love you. Bye. What are you doing here? Where's mom?

She's not coming. Son, son, son, please. Come on, son. Please have a seat. I want to talk to you about something. I'm sorry for calling you all those bad names. For telling you that you're not welcome at my house. Your house. You're gonna apologize?

I'm sorry, son, that I beat your ass in the living room floor. I want to hear those words. So, what made you change your mind? Your mother. She's the one that loved me and accepted me unconditionally. That's really heartwarming. Hey, man, personally, I found myself to be one of the most accepting people that I know. As somebody that is a dude that paints their nails as as asexual and also Christian all at the same time,

it gets a little difficult. Hey, I'm glad that I got friends and family that accepts me for who I am. And I'm happy for this dad. He's making a big step. Even when her parents hated my guts. I don't know. I think they thought maybe I ate too many beans or something. God, that was unfunny.

Love you, dad. I love you, dad. I apologize too, son, even though I never mentioned beating your ass. Folks, that's all for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. Anyways, yeah, subscribe.