Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 13

Episode Date: October 9, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 13 ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 So you ready to get some dubs today? Why the f*** do you look like the great value PewDie Pye? Looks like Justin has a friend over. You look in zesty as fuck. You as a grown fucking man. Why you lipping your wrists like that? I've made fun of Corey Tunch for a long time. And I guess this is Corey's...
Starting point is 00:00:15 Jesus Christ, the pickle puffer watches my videos too. All right, people, what's up? Today, I found the cringiest gaming YouTuber I've seen lately. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to demooch. If you're looking for funny hashtag live, laugh, love fucking relatable gaming videos, then this guy is for you. You're wasting your time. Order in the core. Okay, so before I completely and utterly ripped this guy a new butthole by roasting him so bad,
Starting point is 00:00:43 I have to give him credit because the production of these videos are pretty fucking good. I mean, really, pay attention to the detail. You got Steve with the creeper, the fucking torches on the wall, the special ed classroom as the jury in the background. You really do have the... full package in a demuch video. What the fuck was that noise? Ah, wah-ha-ha-ha.
Starting point is 00:01:04 You sound like a raging fat fuck logging onto Minecraft in the morning. The only other time I would hear a noise like that is whenever I hear a fat-fuck raging and you can hear the fat in his larynx. So props to you for actually replicating that horrific fucking noise. Creeper Master 420. This is the most NPC shit I've ever seen. First off, this guy has the auto-generated Xbox Gamer Tag from 2. In second off, this motherfucka-smiling like it's varsity baseball picture day. What the fuck would you wear this to court?
Starting point is 00:01:35 You stand accused of illegally hijacking an entire village. How do you please? I am not guilty, Your Honor. What? Um, sorry, can we turn on the translator? Man is evil and I have undeniable proof of his crime. Holy fucking shit, ladies and gentlemen, I never thought a villager can come back swinging like this. Usually when I go into a village in Minecraft, you can call me
Starting point is 00:01:58 Stoik the Vass the way I just fucking raid their village. I never thought that villagers would come back with files on top of files to swing back at me in court. I don't know, D'emuch, you seem kind of f***ed in this situation. Very well, let us see it. Of course. Now, before I escaped, I managed to take this footage proving Creeper Master not only took over our home, but has captured and forced my people to trade with him. Damn off.
Starting point is 00:02:20 I used to play Minecraft, but I never was this fucking advance. Bro, I just thought you went in there and stole their wheat and traded that shit for Emeralds. not fucking slavery. Like, Tam-Dimuchi didn't have to put all the villagers in a fucking Romanian prison and they look like Andrew Tate. What you're doing, bro, is not very fucking top jeet. Oh my goodness. But your honor, none of what he just said is illegal.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Wait a minute, what the fuck? So you're telling me all this shit is legal, but yet everybody has a moral compass to think, yeah, that's pretty f*** up. I mean, look at the judge. He actually looks disgusting. And how is that? Because you are nothing more than a law. Oh, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:02:56 Fuck, you got the racism from Demoche, ladies and gentlemen. What the fuck? Excuse me? You can't respond? You don't have name tags? Hell, you can't even mine or crap. But we can open doors. Until I trap you in a box.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Damn, this man is pleading his fucking case in front of the jury. I mean, Schemuch is making a very good argument to the judge here. But even though that Dumoche is making a pretty good argument, I would just say two words. At the end of the day, fuck them. Wait, wait, wait, pause. Not that way. Not that way. Your honor, by this logic, should we treat all zombies or pigs,
Starting point is 00:03:26 equal to a player? I don't know, jury? Well, by the laws of Minecraft, we find Creepermaster not guilty. Feel it you right! Yeah, that doesn't exist. Fuck you. By the way, ladies and gentlemen, if you thought that was the worst video that we've seen... Yeah, you're actually wrong.
Starting point is 00:03:41 This is just the tip of the iceberg of the rest of the bullshit I found. Man, what is this guy doing? Hey, you almost ready? Yeah, what's that? Alright, what? You know what I meant? Jesus Christmas! What the fuck am I watching? Like audience, did we walk in on something?
Starting point is 00:03:55 Are these guys pulling? pulling a fucking hemorrhoid out of their ass. This has got to be the most retarded lover's quarrel I've ever seen in my life. Also, by the way, what the fuck are you wearing? Bro is dressing semi-formal up top, but he's wearing fucking sleep pajamas on the bottom. Dude, get some fucking pants on.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Let's go. I don't want to be late. We're not gonna be late. We still got 20 minutes. Well, what if there's traffic? There will be with that attitude. I just realized what the fuck is the point of this video? I promise, ladies and gentlemen,
Starting point is 00:04:23 this guy brands his entire channel as like this hashtag relatable gaming channel. And bro has spent the last 15 seconds just arguing with this fucking boyfriend about bullshit. Like damn a fuck I stop arguing and go the fuck outside. Go eat some food. Go get your lunch already. Quit acting like you got a fucking PVC pipe up your ass. Don't make me come up there.
Starting point is 00:04:42 You don't have to. I'm ready. Uh, no the fuck you're not ready to go outside. Dude, have you not seen the pants you're wearing? Take those fucking pants off and get something else on. This isn't a college fuck boy party. This is outside, motherfucker. How good.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Fine. Nah, seriously, you're wearing that? Maybe I am. Well, God damn you're looking fresh. Thank you. That really needs a lot to me. Bro, I know you did not just say that this guy looks good in his fit. Bro, what the fuck is so good about wearing a formal outfit
Starting point is 00:05:10 and you got your pajamas from the week before on? I mean, to be fair, you are wearing a gradient dry fit red shirt on top of an Adidas blue jacket. That is pretty fucking stupid, I'm not gonna lie. Sorry for rushing you. Don't you dare apologize. Your reasons were totally accepted. You really think so? Of course, how can I make it up to you?
Starting point is 00:05:27 Can you subscribe to my YouTube? I'll binge subscribers, it's name what! I mean, you don't have the notifications on, so I mean, are you really that much of a friend? Dumoch, I know I've been roasting the fuck out of your videos, but, uh, I'm actually subscribed with notifications on, so, uh, I'm actually your real friend here, Dumoch, okay? Fuck this guy. And I completely forgive you. Are you two leaving or do you want some snack? What the fuck is this?
Starting point is 00:05:50 Bro, I swear every video I make on my YouTube channel, there's another reinvuelly. incarnation of Chris Tyson. When the fuck is he gonna leave me alone? Uh, mom, hello? Nice, now's my chance. Yo, no way, I'm actually outside! I never thought somebody like Demuch would be so excited to walk outside. I mean, audience, think about it, just like every other gaming YouTuber when they walk outside, they act like a vampire when they get any ounce of vitamin D in their system. I don't know, I must be living in a fucking multiverse. Somebody, pinch me a fucking nerd outside. Ha, bullshit. Ah, sunlight, fresh air? I gotta call Justin. Hey, what's up, man? Guess who's outside right now? What, no way? Dude, you've got to come over. Man, my mom won't let me.
Starting point is 00:06:36 I haven't want to be one tomorrow. Wait a minute. What the fuck did you just say? Your mom is preventing you from going outside because you have a one v1 tomorrow. Dude, where are these types of parents? I want my homework to be in video games. Audience, if my homework was staying inside and playing video games, I would have a fucking Ph.D. And fat fuckery. Just tell her we're gaming and watching TV. Good thinking. I'll call you back. Nice. Oh, man, I can't wait to water the plants, take out the trash. Ooh, I gotta mow the lawn first. Yeah, we're definitely living inside of a fucking multiverse right now. Never in my 19 years of existence, have I ever heard myself or any of my friends say. Holy fucking shit. I need to water the plants, take out the trash. And oh my God,
Starting point is 00:07:18 not even to mention mowing the lawn. This video feels like a fever dream of every, gamer's nightmare and every parent's dream come true. Now where is this bad boy? Did you think you were slick? DeMooch, what the f f*** is on your shirt? Are your mobs fucking sweating or did a bird's sh** on your shirt? I didn't even want to know what that is, but it looks fucking nasty. What?
Starting point is 00:07:39 No, no, I just forgot my PS5 in the shed. Don't lie to me, I told you no chores until you win a game. But I made top 10. And ass punishment, now I'm gonna mow the line. What, but I've been waiting for the grass to grow all week. Now get upstairs before I do this. Before I do the dishes too, okay, fine. To be honest, I wish I was motivated like this video right here.
Starting point is 00:07:57 As I look around my bedroom with all the Doritos bags on the floor and the mountain dew stacking up to the fucking ceiling. You know, instead of my bedroom looking like XQ's rat infested shithole, I would love to be motivated to go mow the lawn. I think if everybody were to live like this, ladies and gentlemen, we would probably have flying cars by now. Do you think a generation with the slang words grippy in pink is going to be prosperous? Fuck no, we're never gonna see flying cars at this rate.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Hey, what's good, man? How's it going? Yo, I just came back from Joe's plate. Okay, do I really have to see this fucking dude again? I literally made a video last week about this guy. Why the fuck is he here again? Wait, who's Joe? Do I know it? Joe Mama! You know what?
Starting point is 00:08:38 Fuck this shit, I'm done. Everybody click this video on screen to see me roast this fucking idiot. But yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came. Later. What's going on? Holy shit. Afma, what the fuck is going on here? You're chained and there's a diamond sword.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Is she about to get fucking t-shirt? All right, people, what's up? Today, I found the creepiest AFMAL video I've ever seen. Kidnapped by a crazy fanboy in Minecraft. Affmow, the only boy fans you have are the ones that simp for you. And yeah, they probably want to do this weird shit too. Oh no. Oh, you're finally awake.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Ian, what's happening? Clearly nothing good, Afmow. First off, how do you even expect yourself to be in this predicament in the first place? You just wake up one day. and you're chained to the wall with a sword that's next to your neck? And your first reaction is, Oh, how am I here? Oh, gosh, I'm chained to the wall again.
Starting point is 00:09:31 You got fucking kidnapped! Isn't it obvious? Afmow, I'm your biggest fan. Yeah, uh, Afmow's about to lose her life. But then again, can we say that Afmow didn't have this coming? This motherfucka-ean has been stalking her since day one. So seeing this man about to slice and dice Afmow on the fucking wall, I can't say that I'm surprised and quite frankly I'm excited this is happening
Starting point is 00:09:56 Alright gonna take this I can go make a dime pickax and get some obsidian But why is my door open? Um Are these flowers? Leading to my what's going on? Afmow are you fucking retarded? Why is the front door open to your house? What the f f f' you think happened?
Starting point is 00:10:11 You can't possibly think that your mom or dad visited you because if I were your mom or dad I wouldn't f'n't visit By the time you were two years old your ass would have already been in the f'n foster home But anyways yeah Aff Mountain, uh, you got fucking rocked. Um, are these flowers? Leading to my... What's going on?
Starting point is 00:10:28 Whoa! What is this? The heart for me? And, um, I've been watching you. I saw you needed diamonds, so I made this for you. I hope you like it and me. Signed your number one biggest fan? Damn, Ian, you're one fucking poet.
Starting point is 00:10:44 I have never read a love letter that quite literally and made me profusely cry my eyeballs out. But Ian, this is... second I read that fucking Shakespearean literature. Oh my god. I think I was having an emotional breakdown listening to that. Listen, Ian, I'm not gay, but if you wrote that for me, I might have to change that. Just kidding. Fuck you. Wow, that Archer is impressive. And you know, I bet you love whoever made that for you. Um, I appreciate them, but why are you just watching me from the window? You can come in, I guess. Oh, I, do you want me to come inside? Ian, that is a very interesting word choice right there.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Obviously, I can't say which two words he said that was very intriguing to me. Do you want to come inside? Because, uh, I don't want to get shot by YouTube CEO himself. But yeah, long story short, this man, Ian is definitely thinking with his second head today. One moment! Being really weird. Okay. Who made this for me anyway?
Starting point is 00:11:45 Ian, that's with that shirt? What? Nothing. I just realized that you're super cool. and when I think of you, my heart races. Um... Ian, when I see you, I have a sudden and masculine urge to grab a fucking machete. I don't know, Ian.
Starting point is 00:12:00 Something about you really gets my heart racing. Because I can really see your feelings for AFMAL right now. I really do. I really want to know where your heart's at. And soon, Ian, it's gonna be in my fucking hand. Um, I know you wanna date me so... Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I think, uh, I'm just your fan.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Your biggest fan. Um, well, You're not, Ian. You know, this, this is kind of my biggest fan right here. Wait, how? Afmow, you're so fucking funny. Can it guys? Because Ian said that he's a fan and Afmow's shown a literal fan.
Starting point is 00:12:32 I want to jump in a fucking plane propeller. Okay, and I'm gonna turn on. Wait, what? Ah! Ow! Oh, I'm gonna let him be. All right. Maybe I can just leave him be and he'll leave me alone as well.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Wow, what the? How did you get here? How? Hi, I got you some potatoes. Wait a second. Why the fuck are you an Afmouse refrigerator? I thought serial killers were supposed to put their victims in the fucking refrigerator. Like audience, I'm sure that we've all seen the Jeffrey Dahmer documentary.
Starting point is 00:13:01 He would know that it's a very common trait for serial killers to hide their prey. And, you know, the refrigerator. But no, this serial killer, Ian has taken it a step further. Instead of making Afmau a victim of the refrigerator, he decides to reverse the situation and put himself in the fridge. Quite the plot twist. Can I give you a... Oh, Ian!
Starting point is 00:13:22 I don't have any fans of the server. If I did, I'd be more appreciative. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh, did I walk on something? No! No, you didn't. Aaron, don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:13:31 No, no, no, don't worry. He'll be jealous. I know what I must do. Now, Aaron, we can talk about this. Oh, damn, mufk, beat his ass! Like seriously, name one other motherfucker that's going to absolutely kick someone's ass in the AFML lore.
Starting point is 00:13:44 And yeah, sure, you might mention Zane, but f'zain. I'm talking about a motherfucker that literally has the biggest amount of test. testosterone in his that packs of fucking punch I'm talking Saitama shit it is literally that man right there Oh, oh, oh, all right is that all you got then watch this Fucking pixie Alright gotta get some glass just like can fix up my house a little bit Wow, I have now you found me
Starting point is 00:14:12 Okay, what the fuck? Does this mufka not know where he is? You are literally buried under a bunch of fucking I really hope under all that sand a fucking rattlesnake bites you in the ass. I knew you wouldn't let Aaron get between you and your biggest fan. You aren't my biggest fan, Ian. Just like this is some kind of drinking that you're trying to... No, no, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, listen, listen, listen. I got you a present. Hang on.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Hey, p. Okay, if you wear it, I promise I'll leave you alone. Yeah, no, Afmell, that's a fucking lie. You really think after this guy broke into your home and stalked you through the fucking refrigerator, you think this guy is actually going to leave you alone. Get the fuck out of here. Really? Really?
Starting point is 00:14:54 Huh. All right. Sounds like a deal. Come down. Okay. So I got you this. Oh, what is this? Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:01 A fan boy necklace. Cool. Thank you. Aw. It actually is kind of nice. Aw. You know what? I'm going to wear it and I'll see you later.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Okay. Bye, Ian. What was that? Oh. What happened? What's happening? Ian, what are you doing? Oh, yeah, no, that's fucking crazy.
Starting point is 00:15:22 So this guy, Ian, quite literally made a necklace that teleports Afmal back to him. When she gets, what, like four steps away? Like, damn, oh, fuck, if you wanted to teleport her back to you, you could have made it maybe one or two steps away. But no, you wanted to sniff the fucking perfume in the dinner she ate yesterday. By having her, like, two inches away from your fucking lips. Guys, isn't this, like, sexy as... I'm not doing anything, and don't worry, I'll just leave instead.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Why am I teleporting to you? Ian! What's going on? Well, you know, uh, you see, I said I'd leave you alone, but you can't seem to leave me alone. What are you talking about? You just want to spend time with your biggest fan, don't you? Ian, this isn't funny. I'm taking that stuff like...
Starting point is 00:16:06 What? Curcus, I'm minding. Teleports the biggest fan. Last until Began is broken. Damn, Afmow, so basically you're fuck. But then again, Afmow, you have brought yourself into this predicament. You decided to trust the guy. that broke into your fucking home.
Starting point is 00:16:20 And tries hugging you from the fucking refrigerator. And now you're accepting some random fucking parcel from this weirdo? Afmau, what the f- Did you think was gonna happen? It's mean, Ian! Aw, see, this is perfect! Now we can spend time together forever! Now come on, we're gonna have so much fun.
Starting point is 00:16:38 No! Damn, Ian, get fuck. Anyways, audience, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came. Everybody subscribe so I can pass AFMAL and subs. Yo-Yo! Oh! Pops. I gotta sneeze.
Starting point is 00:16:49 Alright people, what's up? Today I found out AFMOW had an anime episode. Do you love anime? I love anime. Let's watch the AFMau anime. Minecraft, but my friends are animated. I bet I am in for a treat. Ow!
Starting point is 00:17:04 What the fuck? Halfmow, I knew that your videos were typically loud, but please tell me when the day was you woke up and decided to be a fucking tumor. I sincerely do not remember your other Minecraft videos, being this fucking loud. Now, normally when I watch your videos, I would only leave with a mild headache, but not even three seconds in the video, and I'm already pissed off. You're crying.
Starting point is 00:17:40 Why are you crying? No, no, no, A'amma, if you cry, if you cry, he will come. So this is the shit you spent all your YouTube revenue on. What a fucking waste of money. You know, maybe you could have actually had good voice acting to back up the animation. But no, you took that idea and threw it right out the fucking window. If I had Afmow's budget to make animated YouTube videos, I would be more than a blinking purple pussy on screen. Not this bullshit where there's an Among Us character on this dude's forehead.
Starting point is 00:18:07 You call this evolving your content? I call this a load of shit. Um, what did you do? What did you do? Tell me what you did. The things kids find interesting in 2022. And audience, yes, I know I continue bringing up this question. At this point, I sound like a philosopher asking the most useless fucking questions,
Starting point is 00:18:34 but I invite any Afmow fan that happens to watch my YouTube videos to comment a fucking essay on why exactly you as a little boy enjoys these videos. And I promise I will read your comment. Everybody's going to look at you like a fucking zoo animal, but I am interested. And kiss to Frog. Is your frog your new boy friend? You tricked Afmow! I'll never forgive you!
Starting point is 00:19:03 Wait! It was in the frog! Teaching children, animal abuse. Now that's a life lesson right there, Afmow. It was Ian! You should probably kick me in. That, yeah. What?
Starting point is 00:19:17 Done. Uh-oh. Ah! I'm so glad these guys consistently beat the shit out of this guy. I have no idea who he is. I am not familiar with the Afmow crew in the slightest. But whoever this blue-mulled, motherfucker is I'm so glad you bully him out of the entire AFMAL crew he is easily one of the most annoying people I've ever seen not just on YouTube just in life general
Starting point is 00:19:44 Line up right now ready And this is why I will never watch Jojo Not that I hate the fucking anime I've never seen the anime but if AFMAL watches Jojo I'm afraid I will never watch this show in my life I'm just have to stick with my good little initial D, baby. Oh, stay calm. Guys, I gotta sneeze. No, don't you dare.
Starting point is 00:20:14 He ain't got to do it. What the fuck just happened? The only person that can help me understand this shit is my four-year-old niece. Were they trying to not get noticed by the 60-year-old predator in the comic store? Did this guy sneeze because Jojo was a disease to fucking anime? I am so unbelievably lost. No, I don't want them to keep an eye on me. You know, it got me in trouble, and I already biteed them.
Starting point is 00:20:47 You know, I'm still going to lie down on the floor. Missy, I don't want to hear a no from you. Now, come here. No! Here's an Ian that going to watch over you. Come on. No, I'm sitting here on the floor. Come on.
Starting point is 00:20:57 You can't. No, stop pulling me! You have no choice in the matter. I think I understand things now. Afmow is into toddler roleplay. I figured it out, baby, let's go. 30-year-old woman into toddler role play. I mean, that's a little weird, bro.
Starting point is 00:21:13 The idea of pretending to be a... child and letting this guy boss you around. That's a little sussy. I can't say the other word because YouTube would get their fucking firing squad. Okay, thank you all for coming here today. We are here to honor a wonderful fish. And uh-huhy, guy a jess. Who the fuck is this? I swear audience, the dumb asses just keep on piling up. Out of the entire FMO crew, this is the only guy I can tolerate. Everybody else is low IQ, loud as fuck, doesn't know how to do shit. It's only Almost like they're acting like a modern child of today's day and age. Huh, go figure.
Starting point is 00:21:49 I told you you can't object to this kind of thing. Look, Casey, I know it's hard, but I'm sure Cupcake lived a long, healthy, fishy life. When did you go? Yesterday. Oh. Well, what the fuck did you do to the fish? If I had to put on my tinfoil hat here, ladies and gentlemen, this kind young lady probably overfed the fish like a fucking idiot.
Starting point is 00:22:11 And she probably made the fish fucking pass away. And I only say this from personal experience. When I was five years old, I overfed my fish and it fucking died. He probably did the same shit. I wouldn't put it past her. At least there's water here. Oh, no, I don't like water. Over there's a lava.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Over there's the water. Oh, no. This is a bad way to live. I'm just trying to, long distance. I got to get out of here. This is too much. Come on. Get, got the butt.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Yeah, I don't like this guy anymore. I liked you for the first two minutes. I really thought that you were mature, but I guess not. So fuck you. Okay, you know what? I may be the princess player trapped inside. You, Afmow? A fucking princess?
Starting point is 00:22:54 Oh shit, your kingdom's gonna fucking burn. The 30-year-old woman that acts like a fucking toddler becoming a princess. I would rather have the queen on her fucking last breath before I choose you. But at least my kingdom is safe. No, you're fucked. Who will keep my kingdom safe? Ha ha ha ha ha. Fuck up.
Starting point is 00:23:14 What can I say? I was right. If I were to rule a kingdom, this shit would not happen. Everybody would walk on fucking streets of gold. Well, I may not have my smarts, but at least I still have my looks. Then motherfucker go back to 2009. I swear as the video continues to progress, I'm starting to fucking hate this guy more and more. You're very handsome things.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Casey's gonna love it. Go show her. Go show her. Oh, okay, see! Look at him go. He's got this. Ah! Oh, come on!
Starting point is 00:23:52 That's what I call a common L from the AFMAL crew. Did I expect anybody from the AFMAL crew to pull some hose? Absolutely not. If I can't pull some fucking hose, then you can't get shit. Ooh, what's then? Seems to be a force field. It keeps out anything that's evil. I can definitely use this to make sure that I get...
Starting point is 00:24:10 Wait, wait, hold on. Alright, sorry, I mean, I just missed it. Wait, wait, wait, why can I get in? Hands up! Beep-p coming through the sheet! What? Yay! Let me let it noise!
Starting point is 00:24:21 No time, noi! Guys! Audience, this is what I would call segregation. Now, I'm not calling anybody anything, but, uh, do you see any colored folk inside of this building? I mean, there's AFMAL, but she's fucking tan. I think the door is racist. I know somebody had to say it. The door of racism is being a piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:24:41 You know what? I'll let you out the door, Kim. Yeah, this workout stuff isn't really my thing. I'm gonna go read instead. See ya. Try, Kim. Try training with a dumbbell right here. Oh, no!
Starting point is 00:24:53 Yeah, I think I'm fucking done. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. All right, audience, welcome back. I hope you all having a good day. Now, for many people that don't know about my YouTube channel,
Starting point is 00:25:08 I used to actually make a lot of Roblox TikTok videos in the past. So today, I noticed my YouTube algorithm was promoting my Roblox cringe video, so why not go ahead and dip my toes back into it again? Because, you know, maybe three months later, you would expect people to maybe be a little bit more mature. Maybe people would act their age. But, uh, no, it's still the same cess pit it's always been. At least I think so. Uh, uh, we're going to find out, though.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Yeah, no, I stand correct. I have taken a hiatus from Roblox TikTok for three months. I learned a lot as a human being in the last three months. But these little kids for three months, they have yet to. to learn how to actually act their age. They're still the exact same from three months ago. And you saying you can steal my girl in 10 seconds? I mean, you can go ahead and ask her, bro,
Starting point is 00:25:59 but I mean, I highly doubt that she's gonna fold for you. Much like myself, she's very against e-dating. So, uh, good luck, bro. I highly doubt that you're gonna get my girl, so. I got so. First off, you're a very weak male. Second off, answer me this question. Why do you wanna have sex with your mom?
Starting point is 00:26:23 I mean, I understand if you're like, like a mama's boy or anything like that. You know, obviously, I love my mom. I love my mom very much. But, I mean, there's a point where you love your mom and you really love your mom. I'm not at the point where I exit the womb and I really want to go back into the womb, you know what I'm saying? I don't know about your audience, but whenever I exited my mother at birth, I never really wanted to go back into my mother. But hey, according to Roblox, TikTok, this is completely normal.
Starting point is 00:26:47 If you want to insert yourself into your mom, I mean, that that's perfectly fine. I'm just gonna tell y'all from a logical standpoint and a very moral standpoint. I think it's a pretty good take in my opinion. Don't have sex with your mom. I mean, sheesh. Oh no. Oh no. Yeah, I don't think this is a very good TikTok to be playing right now.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Black Lives Matter is kind of trending on Twitter right now. I'm about to get my ass beat, ladies and gentlemen. Anyways, before I utterly get my ass beat into my skull, uh, yeah, Black Lives Matter is good. Uh, Black people, Black people are valid. Yeah Look at the fuck It's not All I'm saying bro
Starting point is 00:27:31 I mean hear me out Hear me out This is so Damn fugly What the Okay let's be serious for a second First off I know that's a dude behind the screen
Starting point is 00:27:43 You ain't gonna be fooling me Showing me all these girl outfits And stuff like that I already know that you're just Some horny 12 year old boy That's trying to get your willy wet I mean hey bro I get it I was once in middle school too
Starting point is 00:27:54 I mean look the wind would blow And then look at that I got a morning wood When I was in middle school, bro, I was down bad, okay? Anything could get me down bad. This could get me down bad. I can't relate. Um, I don't beat my meat.
Starting point is 00:28:12 You know, audience, that's something I'm really proud of, right? You know, I'm about to get a little personal here, but I think, I think, uh, I think me and the boys, you know, the fellas can really listen in on this. Ladies, if you're watching, trust me, you want to pay attention to this too, because it really tells you about male. I was at my school field trip, like about a month ago, you know what I'm saying, right? And I had one of my classmates at the bathroom, like two in the morning. He was asking me for my phone hot spots so that he can beat his dick on a Christian field trip. I don't know, just seeing this video right here, it just reminds me about how weak males are nowadays. This is a message to you ladies too, because I don't want you all picking a man that, you know, that obviously shimmies his shaft five times a day.
Starting point is 00:28:50 It's going to be really hard to find one that doesn't shimmy a shaft 50 times a day. But you know what? If you do, uh, hurry up and put a ring on it, trust me, you ain't going to come across another one. Bro, why are you crying? Alright, look, I get it. You know, you just got through a breakup, right? Your internet, uh, your internet breakup. But look, at the end of the day, you gotta look at the bright side of the situation, right? At least you're not e-dating anymore, okay? Like, like, that's a plus. You're no longer e-dating. You're no longer selling your soul indignity to some 60-year-old man behind the screen. I think that's a pretty good plus. I don't think you need to be crying over it. You know what I'm saying? That's a good thing. As long as you didn't send nudes to the 60-year-old male, I think you're pretty good. I think you're in pretty good hands. You're definitely. in good hands if you scam the old man, okay? I mean, look, I'm a big fan of sugar daddies and stuff like that because, dude, you gotta take advantage of them, bro.
Starting point is 00:29:45 If they're offering to pay a bunch of stuff for you and stuff like that, then dude, take the offer, especially if it's an internet relationship. Who cares? My mouth is never watered so hard before in my life. This is one thing I never understood about Roblox kids, all right? You know, the whole slenders in the jocks. and Roblox, why you guys think you're so like damn sexy?
Starting point is 00:30:12 Look, you want to impress the ladies, and I'm sure that there's going to be some ladies that you're going to be looking at this TikTok and mouthwatering over you and ogling at your six-pack or something, because you're a Roblox character and stuff like that, because there's e-daters on the internet. I'm just looking at this video. I'm just looking at this TikTok,
Starting point is 00:30:27 and I'm trying to understand what's the science behind it. Why exactly do people fall in love with people that look like Lego characters? I don't really understand. I let people kiss my hot ass. Why do you let people kiss your ass? I mean, that's a little disgusting. And I don't think there's going to be any ass to be kissing because, what, you're just going to be kissing an iPad?
Starting point is 00:30:55 Are you going to be kissing your iPhone screen? Are you referring to the video game or IRL? Because if there's anybody kissing your ass, I really want to call the police. I don't know if y'all know this audience, but the main demographic for Roblox and stuff like that is like, what, 10 years old? Is it the dad? Is it the dad? is that the uncle, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:31:14 We're gonna find out once we dial 911. Yes, dude, we get it. You're a funny comedian. Oh, I'm not Spider-Man, but I could still shoot some white stuff at you. You're not funny. For anybody in the backseat that doesn't understand, Mr. Prince Charming,
Starting point is 00:31:36 aka Blonde Bimbo, is going to be shooting his daughter water on the legless, faceless female over here. Um, it kind of sounds like necrophilia, but you know what? If that's what you float with, then I guess that's your boat. This boys and girls is what you call losing the lottery of life.
Starting point is 00:31:54 If you're on Roblox is trying to enjoy the video game, okay, that's one thing, all right? You know, you're trying to enjoy a video game, I get it. I mean, look at me, I'm playing Roblox Arsenal. I think it's a pretty good game mode. I enjoy it. But if you're using Roblox in Discord to catfish other males to get cockpicks from them, I think you lost the lottery of life. My advice to you audience is so catfish as a girl on Discord to get free dick.
Starting point is 00:32:19 picks from guys. I think just literally do the exact opposite of the caption. That's someone who would love one night with a Roblox girl. This video should have no tags. Bro, what? Why? I think we're getting really deep into this fandom, ladies and gentlemen, at the start of the video, it was nothing like this whatsoever. At the start of the video, all they said was that they can steal my girl, but now we're full on looking at what, full on Roblox whores? Am I shocked, audience? I can't really say that I am. Wait a second. Is there actually Roblox weddings like those exist? Well, if there's Roblox weddings,
Starting point is 00:33:15 then I fully endorse you to go ahead and try ruining the wedding to steal the man, quote, unquote. I seriously cannot believe the amount of degeneracy that Roblox truly has on the internet. There's e-dates, there's 60-year-old men, there's horny 12-year-olds, there's Roblox weddings. I don't know why Roblox just provides so much cringe and so much content for me to review on the internet. Like seriously, there's a reason why Roblox TikTok is my biggest series on my channel. It just never ends, dude. It's just the cringe just keeps coming. It never ends no matter what I do.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Anyways, audience, that's it for today. Subscribe for a million dollars and, uh, yeah, I'll catch you later. Okay, what's going on? There's some kids in the pool. Oh, okay. Wait, hold on. Let me guess. The kids in the pool are black.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Yes, yes, they're black. Shut up. All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. Bada Bing, Bada boom. and we got ourselves some carons in the booth, all right? This is the first installment of the Karen series. I hope you guys end up enjoying this series.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Anyways, audience, you know how we do it. I found some karens for us to check out here today, so we're going to go ahead and take a gander at those karens. But before we get it to today's video, if you end up enjoying the video, please subscribe to the channel. It's free, and you can always unsubscribe later. But anyways, with that being said, let's begin. Because I have a bad bladder.
Starting point is 00:34:33 I don't think you understand what women's flatters are all about, But I really have a bad bladder. Oh yeah, by the way, to anybody that is confused why this Karen is talking about why she needs to urinate, the title of this YouTube video is called Karen caught peeing in a cup at Disneyland. Bro, come on Disneyland, right? I know, I can actually see Disney from, you know, the back of my house, right? You know, I can see Disneyland. The fact that I can look outside my window right now and look at Disneyland,
Starting point is 00:34:58 and know the fact that there was a woman at that Disneyland and decided to pee inside of a cup around all these other children, around all these other people, that just doesn't make me want to. good at Disneyland ever again. So yeah, audience, the lesson here today so far, at least, is do not pee in a cup at Disneyland whenever there's children around, all right? Just don't pee in a cup, all right? Do not pee around little children. And there's no reason for you to justify me or judge me? I am not judging you, ma'am.
Starting point is 00:35:25 You are, sir? No, I'm not. Tom. I'm not judging you. Can you please be your manager? I am the manager. Somebody I hire up, sir. What?
Starting point is 00:35:38 I'm asking you to leave property for your actions and behavior. Not a problem, Tom, but I needed a urinate. And I needed a pee on my... There's been times where I have to hold a cup for my job, Tom. I am a teacher, a speech therapist, sir. Oh, wow, you're a speech therapist, and you decide to pee inside of Disneyland? Oh, you get a free pass.
Starting point is 00:36:01 Since you're a speech therapist, you get the green light. No, that makes absolutely zero sense. Oh, you're a speech therapist, sir. Oh, oh, wow, you're so cool. Look, I don't care who you are. I don't care what you do. I don't care how many followers you got on Facebook. If you're breaking the policy of an amusement park,
Starting point is 00:36:17 you need to go ahead and leave the amusement park. You're breaking the rules of the amusement park. You would think that Mrs. IP inside of a cup at Disneyland when understanding comprehend that, you know, since she's a speech therapist, that she would understand that and leave Disneyland, but unfortunately she has a little bit of complications inside of her brain that's not going to make her leave.
Starting point is 00:36:35 This is what you call a Karen, ladies and gentlemen. And this is what they do. They do mental gymnastics to try to make the situation fit to them. But in all reality, they just keep on making complete fools of themselves. And this is exactly what this entire video is about. Lonnie to Hawaii in April, Tom. IP for your paycheck, sir. All right, did I hear this correctly?
Starting point is 00:36:56 Did she just say that I pee for your paycheck? IP for your paycheck, sir. Oh, bro. I'm at a loss for words at this point. There's a wild Karen. Yes, I'm very wild. I have no idea what made this person think that they were ever going to catch up to somebody on a motorbike. At this point, bro, I really have no idea anymore.
Starting point is 00:37:48 These Karen's keep on evolving every single year. They keep on getting way more powerful. And plus, if you look at this person right here, she's an old woman, all right? She ran pretty fast for an old woman. I'm not even going to be mad at this Karen, bro. She can run fast, all right? Bless her soul. Phone call for my lawyers, Dave.
Starting point is 00:38:03 As you come on my property? No, I didn't. I stopped in the car. You're videotaping me. You want a phone cover? Oh, your mom saw me across the... All right, so I know as a man, you're not allowed to hit a woman, right? But I've never seen a woman so punchable before in my life. I don't know, audience, personally, in my own opinion,
Starting point is 00:38:18 I feel like it would be such a beautiful feeling, a Nirvana type of feeling, if I could just get my fist in between her nose and in between her chin. I don't know about you. Is it just me? It's most likely me. But hey, you cannot deny that this woman at least deserves a small smack to the face. Alright, just a little one. Stop.
Starting point is 00:38:35 Would you like a fun call from my lawyers? Thank you, Eliza, for coming by. Dave, I'm going to call the police on. I told you once, leave me alone. They'll come near my home or it's considered harassment. And here you are. Darcy, thank you for coming by. Steve, I'm calling the police on you.
Starting point is 00:38:49 And I'm calling my lawyer. Really calling the police on you. Oh, so basically you just admitted you had intention of going on somebody's private property. Dude, she's so unbelievably stupid. Yeah, so I go on your private property. And since you're filming my booty, I think that's another charge for sexual harassment. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:39:20 You know what's the whole irony of this entire video, ladies and gentlemen? The fact that she is wearing a Virginia law hoodie, all right? You know, I think she's the last person that knows about law. You're on somebody's private property. You're the one that's disturbing them. You deserve to get recorded. And do not try to victimize yourself as you're walking away with your booty hanging out of your shorts. And you're going to try jeopardizing this person for what you're wearing on their own private property.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Cool. You wear it outside and come by my house. with the intention of coming by my house with the fucking intention of Okay, our anime protagonist is getting angry in this video Then again, audience, I can't really blame the guy Alright, if this person was walking on my private property
Starting point is 00:39:57 My own lawn I would be pretty angry too Alright, I think I would probably be screaming my head off Just as much You won't believe what happened on my flight to L.A. You what you're talking to me like that for, huh? Take me off I don't give a fuck
Starting point is 00:40:10 I didn't even want to go to Cali I didn't even want to go to Cali I didn't even want to go to Cali I didn't even want to go to Lai County. Before you're talking to, I will find your name, Dangerberg, an address. I will know your social security number. Before I get off this plane, on my daughter.
Starting point is 00:40:25 So you're going to threaten somebody on an airplane that you're going to be sharing a flight for, like, what, eight hours with? And you're going to threaten them by finding their address, their social security number, and guess what the cherry on top is that you're going to swear that on your daughter. Yeah, I bet that this guy's daughter is going to grow up to be so proud of her father, knowing that back in the day that this video was recorded of him and he said this about her. Yeah, that's right, baby. You cut me off inside of the airplane. Well, I swear that on my daughter that I'm gonna beat you up when we get off of this flight. I swear I'm gonna find your address or social security number, and I'm gonna know your entire family and beat you up at your own home. Oh, wow, what an inspirational father. I'm gonna be just like this guy when I grow up audience. My daughter on that same baby that you see me on the phone with.
Starting point is 00:41:04 What? What? What the fuck? Yo, your car. What's the f*** out? What the fuck out? What's the plane? What they're gonna do for you before? What's the law gonna do? Your mind's a business. Lots of business. Because I will break your neck. Great job, man. Now you're going to threaten the flight attendant saying that you're going to break his neck
Starting point is 00:41:20 just so that you can't argue with some other loser across the plane. This guy in the white shirt is an absolute fumbler, an absolute loser. He could be doing something so much more productive with his life other than arguing with people on an airplane. Like, I can literally name so many things right off the top of my head. I mean, you can be sleeping for one. And yeah, you can be sleeping. But I guarantee you that's way more productive than this.
Starting point is 00:41:45 out a disrespect for everybody that's here. Please close my... Oh my goodness, audience. We got another one of these. I can't believe it. You're blaring your music. You need to turn it down. Look, you soggy old Karen.
Starting point is 00:41:58 We're not going to be playing your Bob Marley 24-7. I'm sorry. You know, Bob Marley is in the past, all right? It's not that cool anymore. Everybody nowadays be listening to Donda Deluxe, all right? If you can't handle the base of Donda Deluxe, then I'm sorry, then you should just go ahead and leave. To my door.
Starting point is 00:42:13 I'm going to close my door, please. Call them, there's nothing you can do. Oh, yeah, there's... No, you and everything, you're above the law. No, I don't. But I'm not gonna take this shit from everybody. Okay, we're not putting up with your crap. I'm not doing anything.
Starting point is 00:42:26 I come down here, mind my own business. Driving down the road. Public road. Public road. Wow, blaring your music on a public road. Bro, if blaring your music on a public road is against the law, then I think at least half of the United States population should already be behind bars.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Unfortunately, in my case, I'm not going to be in jail because my car speaker's not working as of right now. A very unfortunate. Yeah, the second that my car speaker does get fixed, all right, I'm going to remember to make sure I play my music at a very low volume so that it's completely inaudible for everybody else. I want to be a law abiding citizen. You know, I don't want to get inside of jail because I play my music a little few decibels
Starting point is 00:43:05 too loud. So yeah, thank you, Cameron. Thank you for letting me know that my music is going to be too loud on the road. All right, thank you for notifying me. Dude, she's stupid. You did that to the front of my car. Oh, yeah? Oh, no, audience.
Starting point is 00:43:25 This Karen actually re-rended this guy's car. I don't know if you guys noticed at the beginning of the video, right? But if you look at the side mirror of this car, that's a Lamborghini car. So this woman here hit the back of this guy's Lamborghini. Oh, no. This woman is screwed. What's funny? That's my new car.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Usually when you rerend people, that's not how this works. It's okay. I'm going to call the cops real quick. Right now you're saying that I hit you from behind? No, you hit me in the front of it. Remember when I was at a red light? You went in front of me and hit my car. Oh, yeah?
Starting point is 00:43:58 Okay. That's cool. Probably move the car from the thing and I'll call the cops for you. And that's why you white people. That's why you white people. You know, this. What does this have to even do with privilege? Now, baby, what you're looking at right here is called pure capitalism.
Starting point is 00:44:20 All right? It's called being successful and knowing what you're doing in life. This ain't no racial privilege, right? He earned that Lamborghini, and you hit his earned Lamborghini. This is capitalism, baby. Deal with it. Bitch! That's my new fucking car!
Starting point is 00:44:33 Look this. You are here, and she can't shoot. You see? Do you have where it went in or where she drove into it? You look, you were here, and she can't look. You see? Jeez, man. That has got to suck for this woman.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Audience, the moral of the story here is be safe on the road. hit anybody's Lamborghini all right it's gonna do you some good anyways audience with that being said i think i'm gonna go ahead and end off the video here hope you guys enjoyed and uh yeah i'm gonna go back to what the dark ones came later hey can you thwart on my face i love your fire all right people welcome back to the channel welcome back to another video gotcha life cringe boy i've been wanting to check out these fellows now ladies and gentlemen you might be wondering what exactly is gotcha life it's uh it's a simulation game so you know you can make a bit of what you will you know you could do what you want inside of gotcha life and you know this game is like meant for you know uh i'm pretty
Starting point is 00:45:31 you guys can tell that this game is like what for nine year olds 10 year olds in the majority of nine year olds to 10 year olds that play gotcha life uh they need to be stopped right now just take a second to look at this ladies and gentlemen okay are you guys seeing what is going on here i am in love with my brother no she's my sister do you guys not see the problem here do you guys not see the issue with gotcha life when you let these nine year olds to 10 year olds run free on the internet bro it's only going to cause chaos and nothing else anyways audience today we're going to be checking out some more of gotcha life here today so if you end up enjoying this video by any means please subscribe to the channel it's free and you can always change your mind later but anyways
Starting point is 00:46:08 audience with that being said let's go ahead and take a gander at gotcha life cringe let's do some math together in my room you subtract your clothes i divide your likes and we will begin to multiply and the authorities are going to find x amount of charges on your name remember audience gotcha life is for little kids. Guess what? These kids are actively thinking about this stuff right here, right now. And for me to think, because I used to be a nine-year-old, I used to be a 10-year-old, believe or not, audience. Whenever I was nine years old to 10-year-old, bro, I had no idea what a private part even was. I had no idea it even existed. Yeah, I had this little slingshot of meat in between my likes, but guess what? I had no idea what it was. I just thought it was my winky-doodle. I didn't
Starting point is 00:46:48 think anything of it. I didn't think about my third-grade crush, and I was thinking, you know what? I want to get her inside of my car's bedroom. I want to get her inside of my cars, bed set. And I didn't want to subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and multiply her to the power of five. That stuff didn't even cross my mind. But guess what? These kids in 2021, they're on another level. I really don't understand, audience. It's actually sickening that these kids literally go into second grade and they're thinking, you know what? I think it's about time that I be submissive and breedable. Like, bro, you are nine years old, 10 years old. Go play Pokemon. Go play Minecraft. Go do something, anything else than thinking about being submissive and breedable.
Starting point is 00:47:22 This right here, audience, is just another sign that our society, is going down a very perverted alleyway, and I don't like it in the slightest. The next gotcha life, cringe, meme, and oh my goodness, this is a lot to take in. So it appears that this is a dating profile here, you know, swears 24-7 as a dirty mind, bad grades, you know, I can relate with the bad grades part because, you know, I suck at math. Likes to start fights, depressed as frick, wears hoodies, an evil, evil bish? What? Am I just, like, not cut up on something?
Starting point is 00:47:53 Is Bish supposed to be like some sort of gang. Extra word for you guys nowadays. Either way, bro, whatever you guys' internet slang is nowadays, it ain't gonna be as cool as mine, okay? Ha ha, D's nuts. Like scary stuff and likes... I'm not even gonna say that, because that sounds very illegal.
Starting point is 00:48:07 Audience, I think after reading this dating profile right here, I think I found my soulmate. Because, bro, who would not want a girl, you know, a woman? Because who would not want a girlfriend that swears 24-7 has a dirty mind? Smells like an Xbox controller, an absolute failure. This right here, ladies and gentlemen, It just sounds like a successful marriage. Okay, there's totally never going to be any conflict throughout your 50 years of marriage.
Starting point is 00:48:29 There's totally not going to be any sort of abuse, arguments, or anything. Because, audience, if you don't take this girl as your wife before I do, then honestly, you're missing out, bro. I gotta get the early catch. The next gotcha life meme says, kidnapped by my husband's boss. Okay, so I get this as like gotcha life and stuff like that. You know, you can go ahead and make a simulation of whatever story you want. But in reality, bro, how often does it actually happen? that someone's husband's boss is gonna kidnap them for a,
Starting point is 00:48:57 you know what, to get bugger in. It's most likely never gonna happen, and if it does happen, then why you kinda sexualize it? Getting kidnapped is not something kinky, it's not something, oh, it's that's so hot. It's not hot, it's not sexy. Getting kidnapped is getting kidnapped, all right? It's not a good thing.
Starting point is 00:49:14 The next gotcha life meme reads, whoever pee need to put ice in the panties? Uh, thank you, Ray, for your insightful comments. You know, audience, aside for, for Ray Shakespearean grammatical formatting. Okay, well, let's go ahead and talk about the woman here because she looks pretty sussy after she's looking at the floor and what Ray just said. I don't know, man, I might give my very short hypothesis that, uh, yeah, she definitely, she's definitely the one that peed all over the floor. She is definitely going to get the ice in the panty. This next gotcha
Starting point is 00:49:43 life meme right here, audience, honestly, I have no words. A teacher gave birth in class, but his students didn't help him. Okay, so there's already so many things going wrong with this picture within itself. First off, why are you looking up? Can ghosts be gay? Like, honestly, how bored can you actually be? Second off, why is a dude having a child? That's got to be unbelievably painful if that is scientifically possible. How's that even going to work? Is the baby going to fly out of his urethro? Bro, he's going to die if that happens. And third off, do you really expect any students to go ahead and try helping their teacher give birth? Like, do you expect these 10-year-olds to know what they're going to do? None of these dream sexuals are going to have no idea what to do whenever their teacher is giving
Starting point is 00:50:22 birth. Hey, can you fart on my face? I love your fart. Hey, can you fart on me? I love your f- Hey, bro, can you, can you fart on me? I love your farts. That's why I copied her outfit. Nice, bro. Nice way to show your affection and your love to, uh, to Ellie in Gotcha life. Yeah, bro, when you farted on my face last Tuesday after we got the Taco Supreme Dorito Supreme from Taco Bell, all right? I just couldn't stop thinking about your booty hole since then. Please, I offer in my nose as a living sacrifice for that chocolate churio you got in between those nice hammies. This next meme right here, honestly, I can't help a laugh at it. How unbelievably emo do you have to be to create this image?
Starting point is 00:51:01 Audience, I want you guys to imagine yourselves back in eighth grade, right? You know, your best friend just broke up with this girlfriend, and then he posts this onto his Instagram story being like, no, no one hit me up, only real ones, no. I'm going to tell you right now, audience, just disown that friend, okay? Even though they're like extremely sad right now, even though they're at the lowest point in their life, Just just get rid of them.
Starting point is 00:51:21 Okay, if they post this image or anything similar, just disown them right then and there right now. I really don't understand this whole attitude. Like what? Delete feelings. This will also delete its data. Oh my gosh, bro. Like, can you actually move on, be a normal human being and just get over something? Like, bro, I know that there's some people that keep grudges for like five plus years.
Starting point is 00:51:41 Like, dude, how unbelievably immature do you have to be to hold onto a grudge for that long? It's a breakup. It's no big deal. Okay. So I'm gonna talk to you guys, all right? I'm gonna talk to the audience, okay, the fellows. If you're going through a breakup right now, or if you're on like complicated terms with your significant other,
Starting point is 00:51:58 if you do not feel happy in this particular relationship, then leave. Okay, there is a billion other people that is out there for you. Believe me, I believe there's like two twin sisters that have a body count over like 300,000, right? They are significant proof as to how you can find a significant other. Do not settle for less, ladies and gentlemen, okay? All of you guys are kings and queens. Do not be like this individual right here, audience.
Starting point is 00:52:22 All right, you guys, I know you guys are better than that. You guys are the Rith viewers, after all. It's Mystic Twilight from 45 minutes ago, comments saying, When you turn 13, you learn a new emotion. Sadness and depression. How much do you audience want to bet that this girl probably like just turned 13? She probably just had her first breakup with a guy named Tyson Miller. And the first thing that this blonde Bimbo was going to do
Starting point is 00:52:45 whenever she gets out of her six-period astrology class, She's gonna go onto her Snapchat private story and say something like this. I, I'm not like the other girls, other girls, fake doll playgirls, stupid, uh, ha, unfunny, likes makeup and pink romantic movies and wants to marry a handsome boy. Me. Depressed. Likes black in anime. Wow, wow, what a great description. Man, I don't know about you, but I think I'm gonna have to go for the right one, ladies and gentlemen.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Okay, this one, this one just looks like a W and a half. But yeah, audience, with that being said, I'm gonna go. get this girl as my girlfriend. I'm gonna go ahead and end off the video here. Hope you guys enjoy. And yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came with my emo girlfriend. Later. A mama's boy, huh? I will be your mommy. City wasn't made. Hey there, hot stuff. Would you like to open the door for me? Trash. All right, people, what's up?
Starting point is 00:53:36 Today I discovered the weirdest subgenre in Roblox. Now, audience, this new subgenre in Roblox is called R-63. And for anybody in the audience that doesn't know, what R63 is, well, uh, let's just say it's discount R34. No, not the R34 GTR. I'm talking about rule, you know. I can't say it on YouTube, but if you know, you know. Anyways, today I've gathered a few YouTube channels that partake in this subgenre on Roblox. And, uh, before we begin, I just have to preface and tell you, yes, it is that bad. Let's begin.
Starting point is 00:54:12 Um, what? You dilweeds? I bet I can take you all at once. Oh, bull. It's gonna be one of these videos, huh? It's gonna be one of these videos audience where I have to censor literally every fucking thing in the video.
Starting point is 00:54:26 Which, by the way, I always find very ironic that I have to censor these videos, even though, you know, the videos that I am reacting to are not age-restricted on YouTube, especially considering that Roblox is, well, a kid's video game. And the fact that this video has gotten over 100,000 views, surely YouTube's automated, system and people that reported the video got the video age restricted, right?
Starting point is 00:54:52 Yeah, well, uh, no, in fact, the videos have never gotten age restricted. In fact, none of them got age restricted. And the real cherry on top of this whole situation is that my video talking about these videos are probably going to get age restricted. So, uh, YouTube, if you just so happen to be watching this video, age restrict their shit because it's uncensored unlike mine. So, you know, if you're going to be a piece of shit, YouTube, at least you can be be considerate.
Starting point is 00:55:18 In a fight! I meant in a fight! Wow, so the undertones in these videos are also very illegal, which of course YouTube is never going to have a problem with that. But hey guys, it's totally okay because whenever I talk about YouTube Preds on this website, YouTube's gonna age-restrict my videos, but not this stuff. Boy, do I love the double standards in this shit. A mama's boy, huh?
Starting point is 00:55:43 I will be your mommy. Uh, how about you don't be my fucking mom? Mommy. I think if my mommy were to look like this and I were to go to school, I would get fucking bullied to no end. Every single one of my classmates would ask for my mother's ad. And they would probably
Starting point is 00:55:59 ask me for something else of hers. What I'm trying to say here is that I'm trying to avoid all conversations of all that type. No, you cannot be my fucking mommy. Now go clean your room. Damn, dude, little Timmy just got bitch. But you know what? At least I can say that these videos are
Starting point is 00:56:15 nowhere near as freaky as shabby. or Coco's comics or any of that shit. The undertones in these videos are pretty crazy, I can't lie. But hey, they're not chappy sway. Hey there, Hot Stuff. Ma'am, this is a Wendy's. Do you want a fucking Baconator or not? Okay, but in all seriousness, why are we opening up the video like this?
Starting point is 00:56:35 Listen, right, I don't care what genre of YouTube content I will ever be in in the future. I will never ever refer to anyone in the audience as Hot Stuff. I will never ever save that confidently in a YouTube YouTube video because some of y'all motherfuckers probably look like a hippopotamus. I'm not trying to build any of y'all's self-esteem, all right? This whole YouTube channel is about ruining your faith in humanity. Would you like to open the door for me? Uh, no, in fact, I don't think I ever want to open the door for your ass.
Starting point is 00:57:03 And if anybody does open the door for you, chances are they need to be behind a fucking cage with the firing squad monitoring them at all times. In fact, whenever you finally let them out the cage, I wouldn't even let them near a fucking petting zoo. If anybody is getting excited for this type of shit, you need to go to jail today. I am not hearing you out. Listen, I'm not going to lie, buddy. You should most definitely listen to the yellow guy.
Starting point is 00:57:28 The Russian-Asian fucking raisin guy is really onto something. If you open that door for that fucking she-wolf, you need to be put down just like the fucking dog. Wait a minute, what did the start of the video just say? Video is not suitable for kids. Well, thank you for giving me a 0.3 millise. Second disclaimer, thank you, I really appreciate it. That disclaimer went by so fast I wasn't even able to fucking read it.
Starting point is 00:57:54 It's a little hot, am I right? 700,000 views, by the way. Also, not age restricted. This shit just gets better and better every single video. Also, I really just want to point out the title of this YouTube video. Roblox R63 shows her big Robunglars. Bro, YouTube be like, Roblox, Roblox. Oh, hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:26 Writh making a video exposing a brain rot pred? Oh no, we can't have that on YouTube. Seriously, guys, what the fuck is going on? I am never going to forget that YouTube is going to value Roblox Big Robungalers over my videos. That is straight up fucking humor. Dude, what the fuck did I even watch just now? I still had to censor the fucking jiggle physics in the video, obviously. But you guys saw the video, I am so fucking.
Starting point is 00:59:04 fucking confused what just happened. These YouTube channels really just try to find any sort of reason to allow jiggle physics in their video. These motherfuckers are doing the most to avoid an age restriction on YouTube. Okay, this is a very interestingly dressed bartender. I cannot lie. I have never ever seen a bartender dressed like this before, but, uh, but whatever it is, I think we need to stop.
Starting point is 00:59:43 You know, audience, why couldn't this video editing skill go to something? that actually matters. I get it right. I'm supposed to be making fun of the Suss Roblox video and how it's fucking freaky. But come on, dude, you gotta think about the talent behind these videos. It's all going to waste.
Starting point is 00:59:59 If you guys want to dedicate your lives to something that actually matters, I will hire you. If you are going to have talent like this in YouTube videos, please don't do stuff like this. I truly hate seeing good talent go to fucking waste like this.
Starting point is 01:00:24 You know what? At this point, I'm just gonna pretend I didn't fucking hear. that just now. Hopefully they're not doing what I think they're doing. Hopefully they just grabbed a pogo stick out of their backpack. Yeah, uh, this is the part of the video where I will grab my AR-15 and get to shooting the fucking TV. If I see some shit like this crawling through my TV, I'm grabbing the fucking blick. There is no exceptions. I'm sorry, baby, but if you barge into my house through a fucking TV and try to be all cool with me, I can't do it. You can have the most
Starting point is 01:01:07 absolute 10 out of 10 babe come out of my TV. I am not going to vibe with you. I don't care how bad you are. If you barge into my house, you're going to get fucking crime scene tape around you. Fuck me, man. Yeah, I've seen enough. I'm not trying to watch the rest of this video and see some shit I'm not supposed to. Audience subscribe to the channel if you would like another episode of Roblox R63.
Starting point is 01:01:55 With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.

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