Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 15

Episode Date: October 11, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 15 ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Jelly Bean is a Minecraft's comfort streamer. So I told my Discord to send me their funniest memes, and if I laugh, I lose. Among us... What? She has a YouTube channel of 1.5 million subscribers. How was that possible? And what the hell did she do to get there? You guys, I literally took a shit... Honestly beats me.
Starting point is 00:00:21 Is she even a good YouTuber for the exposure she gets? Well boys, there was only one way to find out. Let's go. I've always thought that Jelly Bean was annoying. Which is why I decided to grab a ton of her YouTube shorts to react for today. I'm just letting you know. Headphone users beware. It's going to get loud. So I told my Discord to send me their funniest memes.
Starting point is 00:00:44 And if I laugh, I lose. Bro, if she starts laughing, it's going to sound like a Hiroshima nuke. And for the love of God, turn down your audio. On God, she is literally making out with her microphone. Jelly Bean, this is the distance you need to be from your microphone. Thank you. Top 10 girls didn't like me. I have to watch this.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Bro, why is it so relatable? Man, you wonder why nobody wants to date you? Do I need to say any more? I know it sounds crazy, but I think it's possible. If everybody watching this video type, it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece 10 times. It's not a mistake? It's a masterpiece? Jelly, how do you expect a big masterpiece to come from this mistake? Every second that you're not running, I'm getting closer.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Wait a second, is that... Is that you, Jelly Bean? Why are you wearing a telotubbies costume? Why are you wearing a maid dress? There must be something that I'm not aware that's going on right now. I have made such a huge mistake. So the other day, I said if I get 100K members in my Discord server, I would play Just Dance in a Telatubby costume.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Why would you say that? Why would you dress up in a Telatubi's costume for Discord? I mean, then again, I do know why. Funny! I mean, hey, I mean, look at the bright side. The marketing strategy works. You tell 1.5 million people to follow your Discord server? They follow the Discord server.
Starting point is 00:02:01 And then you turn right back around and you're surprised? Oh, oh boy, go figure! You know, audience, I was thinking. You know, sure. She was surprised that she's getting 100K members in her Discord server, but she was surprised when everybody was spamming comment sections. I think we can set a world record. Now hear me out.
Starting point is 00:02:17 So recently, I've kind of gotten a little army of myself. If you look in my comments right now, you probably see a lot of people with the jelly bean profile picture saying it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece. Now this got me thinking, what if we hit a world record for the most comments on a YouTube short? Oh boy, yeah, this isn't going to get out of fan. I know it sounds crazy. But I think it's possible if everybody watching this video type it's not a mistake. It's a masterpiece
Starting point is 00:02:42 Ten times I think we can hit that record. Oh yeah sure you definitely hit the record But your fan-based went to every comment section That's not all though I want you guys to get your friends involved okay? I want you to send this video to your mom your dad your grandma your grandpa Your dog your fish your monkey I feel like this is racially motivated you know it's kind of funny you say you open up your comments section expecting to hear it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece. We have a horrible problem. So the other day I was scrolling through my comments, you know, expecting to see it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece. You know, with your audience of 1.5 million people, did you not expect this to not get out of hand? I have made such a huge mistake. Yeah, you did make a big mistake. I didn't think I had to state this, but don't send death threats
Starting point is 00:03:26 to people who don't like, it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece. There's no way people are sending death threats to each other. If everybody watching this video type, it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece 10 times, I think we can hit that record. You know, you sound so proud of a community that sends death threats to each other. But guys, wait a second. If you do that, take my Minecraft face off your profile picture. You're not a part of my community. Yeah, guys, don't send death threats to each other, but you guys can still be literal brain tumors across the internet.
Starting point is 00:03:55 You know, that's fine. This is just unacceptable. I know, right? This is unacceptable. I never intended for a bunch of 10-year-olds to tell each other to kill themselves. I just wanted to boost my interaction and make a lot of money. Oh, audience, isn't she such a great comfort streamer? A comfort streamer, a streamer that you specifically love watching and feel safe or comfortable with.
Starting point is 00:04:14 They will always put a smile on your face when you're streaming. I think we can set a world record. So recently, I've kind of gotten a little army of myself. Guys, please stop sending death threats. You know, all this is kind of interesting. There's only been a few videos that were ever made about Jelly Bean. And I mean, to be fair, there's some good points to be made. Which is why we're going to check out the Beaks video.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Why I don't like Jelly Bean. You may be wondering to yourself why I brought up the whole comfort streamer thing in the first place. Well, let me tell you, person watching this video, that Jelly Bean is the prime example of a comfort streamer. From the really loud, fast, really annoying, emphasized talking, to the I'm going to try way too hard to be funny content. Look, I'm going to stop talking about Jelly Bean's content, and I'm just going to show you. Beast Trigger, what exactly are you doing here?
Starting point is 00:05:06 Oh hey, Jelly, I'm placing down more beds to confuse our enemies. Well, there's only one problem with that. This isn't even our bed! Our bed is over there! Oh, well, hopefully we don't die! Hey, hold it, I just had a fucking bro moment! Thank you, B, B! Now this is my biggest problem with Jelly Bean. Everybody, and I mean everybody.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Use Jelly Bean as a comfort streamer and a comfort YouTuber. But you can make these videos and have such a grand fan base, but it shows so clear. that you can't control them in the slightest. You act like you're a community of high positivity and social grandstanding. But whenever you start a trend, especially comment spam, you don't think that's going to make your army a little riled up? If this is the issue you're having,
Starting point is 00:05:47 a bunch of kids telling each other to kill themselves, at least as far as my knowledge goes, this is the most you've ever said about this situation. Essentially, if this is the issue you're having, you should make a bigger response. There's a lot of young and impressionable kids that do watch Jellybean. And if a lot of people view Jelly Bean as a comfort streamer, seeing something like this tells me that there must not be something very comfortable about this streamer,
Starting point is 00:06:10 or at least regarding the toxic fan base. Now, of course, big mistake number one, making this big huge trend, of course, is going to rile up a fan base. Pay got extremely toxic. However, this does affect both parties. While non-Jellybean fans are getting actual death threats from each other, this is going to affect Jelly Bean as well. If Jelly Bean fans are attacking non- Jelly Bean fans,
Starting point is 00:06:30 then non- Jelly Bean fans are going to attack. Hack Jelly Bean. And you get this stupid stuff right here, like fake screenshots. Like, are you serious? Jelly Bean says the N-word, guys. I mean, look at this screenshot. It's so accurate and real. And for anybody that's wondering, what I said just now was a joke. It's not real. And if you believe it's real, that you're stupid. But unfortunately, some people do believe this screenshot being real. And so Jelly Bean had to unfortunately respond to this. Long story short, Jelly Bean says that no, she is not racist. She did not. fact, tweet out anything that would be detrimental to her career, and that this stuff is affecting
Starting point is 00:07:07 her mental health and that she has to take a break. Now, if there's one moment that I'm going to be actually serious in this video, it's going to be right now. Jelly Bean is a cringe YouTuber. There was no doubt about that. But just because you find Jelly Bean to be cringe, you don't need to put out false allegations about them. Sure, she could be annoying.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Sure, she started a very huge trend that really annoyed a lot of YouTubers in their comment sections. But at the end of the day, audience, does it really justify putting out false allegations about them just because you think they're cringe? I really don't think so. The anime's audience, Jelly Bean is cringe. But seriously, though, don't put out false allegations about them. That sucks. If you can jump as high as Christiana Renato, then you win $1,000. Dude, Dude, shut up. The only thing you're doing with $1,000 is making Krispy Kreme Restock. Can you jump?
Starting point is 00:08:11 Dude, why is everybody making videos about Ronaldo? Wow, uh, I guess everybody is gay now for this man. Not surprised that it's YouTubers like this. All right, people, what's up? Famous YouTubers have a very weird obsession with Ronaldo. Nick LaMal, Zong, Topper Guild, Stokes, Twins, and Spisey. Whether it be a Ronaldo challenge, whether or not they're featuring a Ronaldo that looks like it's from timu.com. Everybody, as of recently, has been clickbaiting the hell out of Ronaldo.
Starting point is 00:08:42 So today, we're going to be checking out everybody's Ronaldo videos, and we're going to be ranking them 1 through 10 on who is the worst. Listen, I'm just going to be completely honest with absolutely everybody. These videos are probably all going to be 10 out of 10 the worst videos I've ever seen on the internet. But anyways, with that being said, let's begin. If you can jump as high as Christiana and Renato. Ah, excuse me, sir, what the hell did you just say?
Starting point is 00:09:05 Did this obese man just say, Cristiano Renato? Listen, buddy, I hate to disrespect, but I sincerely believe you still got a few jelly donuts up in your larynx. I think you might want to take care of those before you hit the record button. You win $1,000. Why are you guys laughing like a bunch of elementary schoolgirls? You guys are all multimillionaires. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, if you were to offer me $1,000 just for jumping five feet in the air, I'm not going to be very excited. The whole concept of money in my life has been so diluted that $1,000 means absolutely nothing.
Starting point is 00:09:39 And I'm just saying if $1,000 means nothing to me and I have 4.6 million subs, what do you think that these people feel with 100 million subscribers? A thousand dollars is going to barely pay for the dinner they're going to have this evening. This whole challenge is like one serving of caviar. Why are we screaming like cavemen discovering fire? We're going to have to see a replay on that. Yeah, he didn't make it. Probably because he wasn't six foot.
Starting point is 00:10:06 What a tragedy it must be to be 5.11 and a half. You know, girl, now that you mention it, whenever you say girl power, that is exactly what I think about girl power. Y'all talk so much garbage about boys and claim that you guys are the best thing since sliced bread. But whenever you guys are facing any sort of opposition or challenge, you guys fail and you claim it's girl power. Listen, lady, you don't have girl power. You just have girl math.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Saying I'm just a girl that's not going to get you out of the. This one, pal. Imagine being on one of the most popular YouTube channels on the entire platform and your role inside of the friend group is to be the suss weirdo. I would really hate to be this guy if I was on the Stokes Twins friend group and I was told to talk about balls and being gay all day. Is this really your life buddy just being the butt end of every gay joke known to man? And by the way, YouTube community guidelines, I'm not being hateful or no hate speech.
Starting point is 00:11:09 This is literally what this guy does. It is quite literally every single video he makes himself look like an absolute weirdo. Don't blame me, blame the self-claim gay dude that makes himself look weird every single video. I'm still gonna get an age restriction on my video now. Oh, no you didn't. Holy hell, dude, you lacked so much testosterone in your body. I can just hear the estrogen lactating from your chest when you said that. Maybe you should stop drinking all the soy milk, you pixie boy.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Oh, so all of them failed. Well, I guess nobody's getting the $1,000. Anyways, if I had to rank this video, 1 through 10, uh, yeah, it's definitely a 10. Topper Guild, baby! Can you jump higher than Cristiano Ronaldo? You know, why am I not surprised that Topper Guild completely stole the video from Stokes Twins? Also, audience wasn't just me, or did I subconsciously want Topper Guild to clip his chin on the concrete? If you can, you win $1,000.
Starting point is 00:12:11 $10. Wow, Topper, $1,000 bucks. Just for reference, ladies and gentlemen, on how much money that Topper Guild makes a YouTube video, you see these YouTube stats right here. This is Topper Guild's YouTube channel. He averages on a low of 9.9 grand a day. Now, I just want you to watch the rest of this video of them getting hyped over $1,000. Once again, ladies and gentlemen, this $1,000 is not going to pay the caviar that they're going to eat this evening. That was close Bro, I seriously don't know how little kids don't notice that these videos are scripted Oh my gosh guys, that was so close Chat GPTS scripted videos I love balls Yeah, so did your mom, buddy Your mom loved him so much that she decided to have you instead of flushing you down the toilet
Starting point is 00:13:00 Wait, what? Ooh, that was close Topper, he literally hit the ball The hair counts buddy, he literally touched the ball Where is his $1,000? But jump higher next time. Hey, buddy, I know you sound discouraged, but if you comment on this video, I'll give you $1,000. Trust me.
Starting point is 00:13:18 There might be some shipping issues, so if you lose your money, uh, I'm sorry. This one's from Messi! Listen, man, with all due respect, I seriously don't think you're going to jump that high. I'm sure that you're a great guy and all this other stuff. You're fat. You're fat. What? That's why Ronaldo's the goat. No, he's not.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Comments down below who you think the goat is. The goat really is, Rinaldo, ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna lie. And by the way, this is coming from pure bias as a fellow Portuguese. I practically have Rinaldo's blood running through my veins. I never watched Messi play before, but I'm just going by bias, okay? Hate me in the comments all you want. I will gladly be close-minded. No, that does not count.
Starting point is 00:14:01 Well, you never said that you can't use your hands, pal. Topper looks like you owe two people $1,000. What's wrong, dude? You don't have $2,000. even though you get paid 10 grand every single day. You was one greedy-ass dude with bird nest hair. Here we go. Let's see you.
Starting point is 00:14:17 Oh, no. Sounds like a skill issue, Chinese man. Maybe next time you should watch where you're going and you might actually win. I didn't do that. Let's go. If I get this, everybody has to sue. Hey, Topper. Why don't you listen to me for a second?
Starting point is 00:14:35 How about you shut the fuck? Let's do this. Yeah, your video was more stinky than my great-grandmother's ashes. This video was also a 10. Be-n-Ly! Run quickly! Oh, Mr. Brass! I thought this video was just about Ronaldo. Why are you here?
Starting point is 00:14:58 I'm sure that we're going to see Ronaldo at some point. Red light! All right now, don't move! Don't move, you idiot! Squede game doll! Hey! What the hell is going on here? Follow the rules and stop eating.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Oh, so basically this whole video was just AI-generated guys. Yeah, spicy, this video is going into trash can. I'm sorry. I don't ever want to see this garbage from you ever again. I hate my dad. That's because I love Ronaldo. Yeah, I think you love Ronaldo a little too much. I think that confirms why you are fanning his penis at the beginning of the video. So today I'm gonna meet him. You know, Zong, I wouldn't doubt that you would meet him literally and figuratively. All right, bro, I need to stop. YouTube community guidelines. Please don't snite me like Thomas Crooks. But there's one problem. How am I going to get his attention? First, I decided. to try and cook something for Ronaldo because everyone loves food. Bro, what is that?
Starting point is 00:15:48 First you got Prime, uh, absolutely disgusting product. You got Feastables and then what is that? Literal dog shit. I am not surprised that you would cook up something like that. So, Ronaldo's not gonna like that. He's not a big back like you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, kill me now. How this guy got more than a hundred thousand subscribers is beyond me.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Next, I tried to dance so I could be his cheerleader. Oh, my eyes! You'll never meet Ronaldo. Air Force subscribe. Sorry for reacting to Zong's video like that. I really just didn't like himself promoting. But you know what? Instead of subscribing to Zong, you should subscribe to me, ladies and gentlemen,
Starting point is 00:16:23 what do you think about that? Okay, and finally, Nick LaMal. Somebody stole my sign, Granaldo jersey? Okay, yeah, I'm done. All of you have the worst videos on the entire planet. But audience, if you want to subscribe to real content, well, baby, I got just a thing for you. But anyways, with that being said, I'll catch you guys.
Starting point is 00:16:39 Later. There you are. No, I'm... Well, the evidence is right here. See, oh, no, there's another one. Who is this female? To you, you got a Roblox pussy. Aw, this little boy just got caught with his pants down.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Bro, how are you going to be that down bad, little man? I mean, you in third grade, how are you actually getting attracted to little Roblox characters on the internet? Bro, how are you going to get that down bad over a Roblox character? At least whenever I was 10 years old, at least I fell in love with an actual girl. This guy's going to grow up to be an absolute loser. How do you actually get attracted to something like this? It's disgusting. I mean, listen to this kid whining when he got caught.
Starting point is 00:17:13 to you. It's my house. All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. Bro, like, you guys are insane. 25,000 views in two days. Like, that is ridiculous. Thank you guys so much for the support on this series. Like, it is unfathomable how, uh, how thankful I am.
Starting point is 00:17:33 But yeah, today, audience, as a token of my appreciation, we're going to be checking out some more Roblox cringe. You're probably thinking after like my fifth video of Roblox cringe, that there wouldn't be much cringe left, but I swear, dude, It never ends. Once you go inside the Roblox TikTok rabbit hole, okay, it is impossible to leave. But anyways, audience, before we get into today's video, please subscribe to the channel. I deeply appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:17:54 But yeah, with that being said, let's go ahead and take a gander at some more Roblox cringe. So what? Is anybody going to tell me how illiterable baby, illiterable toddler goes from watching cocoa melon on their sister's iPad, and then going into 14-year-old emo white boy mode and dancing all over the place over what? Because your sister took your iPad and you're angry? This TikTok makes absolutely no sense. Like, what is the toddler even doing in the first place? Did you like unlock their inner potential because you took their cocoa melon away? Because, oh God forbid, you took away their iPad and they can't listen to the Black Sheep song. No, I have not in fact seen any white girl twerk. I actually haven't seen anybody twerk in my life.
Starting point is 00:18:48 However, I will say if this video gets more than five likes, I will, I will twerk, okay? I will shake my butt. Oh, wow. The white girl twerk is just... Yeah, bro, I don't understand this TikTok whatsoever. Is this supposed to get me excited? I mean, I've seen these TikToks over and over again where they think that these little kids make these videos, right? They think that you guys get excited when you watch these videos.
Starting point is 00:19:18 But if anything, whenever I watch these videos, I feel like my male body part is just inverting right back into my street. All I'm saying, bro, is that whenever I look at this, I personally, I'm not getting very attracted to this. You know, it's just not my lingo. Maybe some of you guys out of the audience are attracted to something like this. I mean, it's your, it's your preference. You know, you go ahead and be attracted to Roblox characters. But all I'm saying is that if you are attracted to these characters, just get ready for me to make fun of you. That's all I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Oh, yeah, baby. I agree. Emo boys are just... I'm just kidding. Audience, emo boys are not attractive. I think it does go without saying being a pale skin. a 90-pound emo reject is definitely not attractive in the slightest. Yeah, bro, last night I slit my wrist to this Billy Euler song
Starting point is 00:20:13 and my blood was dripping all over my leather couch, bro. That was attractive. That was handsome. Emo boys' audience, just, just rar, bro. You, you can't get enough of them. Oh my God. Bro, I am not surprised that this is an actual feature inside of Roblox. I really want to talk to the game developers.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Like, who actually created this game mode inside of Roblox? I want to talk to you. I'm going to talk to your parents. I want to talk to your father. I bet that they're really proud. of you as a child imagine your father at his job right he's working his nine to five job he's working his butt off just to pay for your living a roof over your head and then his co-worker little timmy is gonna ask your father saying yo what is your child do for a living and the fact that your father
Starting point is 00:20:53 has to tell his co-worker being like yeah my son creates nsfw game modes on roblox i bet that your father's proud of you i bet that you're going to be a family heirloom that everybody's going to talk about for many generations to come and just to give you guys some clarity i'm not talking about positive stuff okay you're going to get made fun of for Man, get your ass on by my You get your got down. The fact that this guy actually took the time out of his day being like, you know what? I need to grab my iPhone and record my screen because, dude, this was so unbelievably hot.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Those was so unbelievably sexy. I just had to whip out my iPhone and record this beautiful and lustful moments. You are an absolutely sick man. Whoever recorded this video, you are actually sick. You're mad. I'm back. Big mad. He's mad.
Starting point is 00:21:37 She's mad. Big sad. Oh, oh, sorry about that. Bro, this is not okay. Why is this inside of Roblox? Every single day, ladies and gentlemen, we keep on drifting further and further away from society. I do not understand why are we doing this? Why are we doing this as a human race?
Starting point is 00:21:54 I swear, bro, since we're down on Earth, I swear God's looking down on us right now and he's just disappointed. He's getting more and more disappointed by the day. You know, if we just keep on sitting here and doing this stuff day by day, week by week and month by month, I swear Jesus is just going to come back and just kill us all. Personally, if I were him, bro, I would have destroyed the Earth like months ago. I would have done it like hundreds of thousands of years ago. The fact that we're still living, the fact that we're still existing as a species on this planet is truly something amazing. It is truly a miracle.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Because, bro, this? We're on the same planet as stuff like this. No wonder the aliens has never visited us. They're probably just as confused as I am. I swear if any aliens are watching this video right now, please take me, take me, daddy. Oh, you're looking pretty hard. Unkey today. I mean, I know you said you wanted a girlfriend, bro, but I mean, I could be a good wife to you. The only deal I'm gonna make with you, bro, was that you give me whatever amount of money I ask of you,
Starting point is 00:22:53 and you can have 40 minutes of whatever the heck you want with me. And I mean, you could do literally anything with me. You can take me out to dinner. You can, uh, you can hold my hand. And there's this one other thing. Uh, we can, uh, we can kiss behind the Chevrolet dealership. I don't know, man, I know you said you wanted a girlfriend, but I promise you. I promise they're not going to be as good as me.
Starting point is 00:23:13 I'm gonna show off my BF voice. I absolutely love the voice reveal videos on TikTok, man. They're so funny. I love whenever these kids do a voice reveal, and they try making their voices sound so deep and so sexy. When in all reality, you just sound like a complete fool. You sound like you're trying to pinch, bro. I keep on repeating myself, but I'll say it again for the people in the backseat.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Let your voice become deeper naturally. Do not try to force a deep voice. You're going to sound like a complete fool. Yeah, uh, sorry, bro. I'm not really. really into Roblox slenders all that much. I'm not really much of a big fan of those guys. I know what I said in the previous TikToks. I know I was saying some pretty sussy stuff. But before all of you guys start unsubscribing to my channel, okay, I was,
Starting point is 00:24:07 I was joking, okay, I promise. I promise I'm not into Roblox slenders. I'm not into Roblox characters. I'm not into, uh, I'm not into men. You know, honestly, I'm at a loss for words at this point. I am trying to understand. I really am trying to understand audience. I'm trying to look at these videos from the perspective of like an average 10 year old kid. The reason why it's so difficult for me to understand and put myself into the shoes of a kid like this that would post this type of stuff is because I was not that same 10 year old whenever I was 10 years old. Whenever I was 10 years old, I was watching what? I ballistic squid and stampy cat and Tobuscus. Most of you guys probably have no idea who those people even are, but bro, whenever I was 10 years old, this was the last
Starting point is 00:24:54 type of thing I was thinking about. Roblox cringe, ladies and gentlemen, it is truly a despicable creation. I don't know why it was created. And I don't know. I wanna know why the Roblox fandom got the way it is. But anyways, ladies and gentlemen, I think I'm about done checking out this Roblox cringe you today, so if you ended up enjoying the video, please subscribe. I appreciate it. But yeah, but that being said, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came, later. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut.
Starting point is 00:25:19 You give me your best. You keep going. All right, people, what's up? These Disney adults on TikTok have reached a new loo. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is. is Plus Size Park Hoppers. By the way, yes, this is in fact part three on Plus Size Park Hoppers. You guys absolutely love these videos.
Starting point is 00:25:45 And the catalog that these people have is fucking endless. Anyways, today Plus Size Park Hoppers decided to go to the gym. They provided us some behind the scenes footage of their epic cinematic fucking TikToks. And they were also discussing how they have fucking chub rub and that their sexiest fucking Disney. Yeah, I don't know who the fuck lied to them, but let's see. You ever wanted to wear shorts or a skirt to Disney World, but you were afraid of your legs chafing? No, lady. In fact, I have never been to Disneyland and worried about my legs chafing.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Hey, everyone, we're plus-sized park hoppers, and we range in sizes from 2x to 5x. Nothing puts a damper on your Disney vacation, like having to walk around the parks with chub. You know, it's pretty fucking ironic that out of all people, they're the ones that are trying to emulate walking like fucking penguins. Trust me, lady, you're not imitating shit. You're just exaggerating what you already do. Luckily, we haven't had to since we started using Dr. Frederick's original... Wait, whoa, whoa, buddy, do not lift your fucking skirt. I have the video paused right now.
Starting point is 00:26:43 I don't know what the fuck is under her skirt. I'm probably gonna see something that looks like a muff-fucking terraria boss. I'm sorry, lady. I'm not trying to see your wall of flesh. No better body balm. We've been using it for our last few trips and we've fallen in love with it. Get it, guys. They fucking fell.
Starting point is 00:26:59 It's all natural ingredients like beeswax and carnava wax are safer sensitive skin and free of paravans and sulfates. We love to wear short skirts and dresses while we're in the parks. Listen, I get that you want to wear shorts and skirts while you're at Disneyland because it's pretty fucking hot. It's so fucking hot in California, half the state burned down. And then Florida is just Florida. I fucking hate it here.
Starting point is 00:27:21 But listen, you guys wearing shorts and skirts, we're not trying to see that shit. You motherfuckas can go to Abercrombie and Fitch and get some linen pants, please. Listen, I know most guys fantasized about women without their clothes on. For me, it's the opposite. I fantasized about the day you put a shirt on. Dr. Frederick's original Better Body Bomb helps us to be cute and comfy on the go. Wait a minute. Us?
Starting point is 00:27:43 Cute? Who the fuck is us? I've never had chafing cheeks in my fucking life. You guys are willing to buy every product in the book to support your plus size than actually going to the gym and lifting dumbbells for 20 fucking minutes a day. Bro, that is so tragic. We only have to reapply a few times throughout the day, and it's super easy. It comes in a very convenient stick form so we can just rub it on the areas that we think might chase.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Okay, respectfully, can you guys like stop filming up your skirt? As I'm watching this shit, I feel like I'm cheating on my girlfriend. And this is not the type of woman I would go to to cheat with. This would be my last resort, two cases of beer deep. And even then, I would still have some cognitive function. And you're good to go. No need to even get your hands messy. It's compact and has become a staple in all of our park bags.
Starting point is 00:28:32 It's also water resistance. which makes it great for the water park when you spend the whole day walking around in a bathing suit. Dude, there is no fucking way you actually got in a bathing suit and went to the kiddie water parks to play with each other. You guys really are mentally 11 years old. I think I stopped giving a fuck about Disney once I turned 12 years old. Like seriously, when I turned 12 years old, the bunny was out of the fucking fedora. Santa wasn't real, I just sat on some random pedophiles lap. The Easter bunny was just some furry that got bummed at furry.
Starting point is 00:29:03 And Mickey Mouse wasn't Mickey Mouse. It was some sweaty pimple face ass wipe looking teenager. And ever since then, ladies and gentlemen, life went downhill. And that's when the Rith YouTube channel was made. What the fuck? Bro, has it really been that long since you've been on a fucking treadmill? Well, first off, I'm just surprised that you actually own one. I would have thought that if you interacted with fitness equipment, you would get a fucking allergic reaction. But listen, I appreciate the plus size park. Copper is getting in shape, but bro, you gotta practice on that treadmill. That performance was fucking ass. Hey, everyone, we're plus-size park hoppers, and we range in sizes from 2x to 5x. Anyone who goes to Disney World knows that good footwear is crucial. Yeah, if you want footwear at Disneyland, just wear the Adolf Dripler V-2s.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Whatever opinions you guys have about Kanye, the Adolf Dripler v2s, they're pretty fucking comfortable. That's why today I'm comparing Hokas and Brooks. Before we get into this video, make sure you follow us for Plus Size Disney Disney. Me tips and tricks. Listen, I'm going to be completely and totally honest. I couldn't give a solitary shit about your tips and tricks. So far, you advertised to me some anti-cheek chafing rub.
Starting point is 00:30:20 And now you're trying to advertise to me some shitty-ass hokas. Bro, these products you're advertising are fucking mid. Bro, give me some real shit. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. Listen, YouTube, I'm not the one that's saying it, but they're apparently saying that they look like a slut. looking like this.
Starting point is 00:30:40 Who's going to tell them, audience? I can't say it because it's YouTube, but who the fuck's going to tell them? Do that again. Bro, these behind the scenes videos are so fucking garbage. Then again, audience, I can't say that my behind the scenes footage is any better. Here's some behind the scenes Rith footage from over a year ago. Yes, that was in fact R. Kelly.
Starting point is 00:31:15 I probably just lost 10 million aura for. for showing you guys that shit. Wait a minute. So you guys actually spent an afternoon trying to do just this video. Bro, the TikTok you guys are doing wasn't even that difficult. How the fuck did you take that long? The video you're doing is literally taking four steps forward in doing a Mario emo.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Well, to be fair, walking is probably a little bit too difficult for you guys. But seriously, dude, it took you that long to do one clip. And the thing is, the final product you guys put out, you guys are still not doing the video right. When you guys are walking, Mrs. 5XL has the fucking motorboat her way into the screen. Like, holy shit. Here's we'll be eating a day at Disney World as 5 plus-size best friends. We started in Animal Kingdom where...
Starting point is 00:32:09 What in the fuck are you guys eating? Did you guys get a deluxe order of Maui's rupture chocolate chiro? I'm not even gonna ask what that white shit is. Sarah and Deanna shared the colossal cinnamon roll. This is one of their favorites. Me, Ashley and Katie started with the coconut cold brew from Kusufuri. It is so good. I got the marinated chicken flatbread from Kusufuri, and Ashley got the one with pork.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Mine was a little too spicy for me, so I just ate my chips and gave the flatbread to Michael. He's the best. Katie got a breakfast dollop from Tamu, Tamu Refreshments, which melted very quickly because it was so hot. And Sarah got a doleip float from the same place. Later on in the day, I was thirsty for ice cream, so we got old-fashioned hot fudge sundae from Dino Bight Snacks. I got chocolate. You know, as I'm listening throughout this entire video, I have not heard the word water.
Starting point is 00:32:54 You guys are clearly overdosing on sodium and sugar, but where's the water? Where's the fucking ballots in all of this? Aren't you guys about helping people at Disneyland? Well, how about help people not get fucking diabetes? I think it's time to conclude. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel for a part four on plus-size bar coppers. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Okay, okay. So you think it's okay for men to hit women as well, that? All right, audience, what's up? Today we're checking out the worst Karen, that vegan. teacher. Today that vegan teacher finds a paparazzi that wants to take a photo of her. However, instead of that happening, vegan teacher decides to spread peace, love, and positivity for the animals instead. And are not yet subscribed. And here's somebody who's disturbing me in the middle of my work. Sorry, sorry to disturb you. Are you the vegan teacher? Yeah, why are you disturbing me in the
Starting point is 00:33:40 middle of the video? You want a picture of me? Okay, so we're already starting off this video very goofy. I'm not quite sure why you want to take a photo with the vegan teacher she's practically looked at as the Antichrist. And for anybody that doesn't know, she's quite literally hated by everybody on the internet. Not exactly a person you want to take a photo with or be around. How old are you? I'm 16. Okay. Do you know much about the dairy industry and the meat industry? Uh, yeah. What do you know? Well, I eat meat and I... Do you know what they do to the baby cows in the dairy industry when you buy ice cream here?
Starting point is 00:34:20 What do they do? At this point, I have realized that we have a very weak... weak soldier up against the vegan teacher. Our advocate for the meat industry is going into this battle cold. He's going in naked. The idea that this boy has no idea what happens in the meat and dairy industry honestly surprises me. I am a little scared. I think that vegan teacher is about to take her first victory. Well, they murder the babies. Babies are born and the milk is supposed to be for the babies, right? So they steal the milk. I'm making an ice cream here. Did you know that they have a vegan option?
Starting point is 00:34:53 Yeah, but you're not into that, yeah. You're not into that? Why not? Because, you know, I don't think vegan milk tastes like it. Okay. Are your taste, is your taste pleasure worth more than the animals? If I were the 16-year-old boy, I would simply say, hell yeah, and who is going to stop me? It really is as simple as telling the vegan teacher straight up that, yeah, I know what goes on in the meat and dairy industry, and I'm going to go ahead and do what I want. This boy has such a great opportunity to make that vegan teacher cry and wail and weep.
Starting point is 00:35:26 But he's pissing me off that he's not taking advantage of such a prime opportunity. So if aliens came here and they took your mom and they pinned her down and they took her milk, you'd be like, that's okay, I get it. Well, I think it's unfair, but if they're stronger, then, I assume they have a right to you. Okay, okay. So you think it's okay for men to hit women as well then, because they're stronger. So you must hit your sister and your mom all the time. You know, I have to give it to that vegan teacher right here, she is making a very good point.
Starting point is 00:35:55 But if we say the hypothetically aliens are confirmed real, they're already so technologically advanced and above the law that, yes, they can physically do anything that they want. We're under the sovereignty of the law, so we can't technically do anything we want despite being stronger than certain said group. Just a thought that I had. Sorry? Aliens don't follow our law. But you yourself just said that because one, if you're stronger, it's okay to pick on someone who's... I just said it wasn't fair, I just said it was... It's just the way it is.
Starting point is 00:36:25 Well, I mean, yes, in fact, it is just the way it is. You see the core injustice system and you see unequal standing all the time. Every now and again on Twitter, you'll see somebody getting kneeled on. But you see, vegan teacher, we have a divine right to go ahead and kill and eat animals for our taste pleasure. This woman at this point is foaming at the mouth and I am living for it. You can stop yourself from... contributing to this by buying vegan ice cream or just buying no vegan options. Like nothing.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Yes, we can start eating the vegan options, but the problem here is that we would have to start caring. That's the first thing. And how this conversation is going, I don't think this 16-year-old boy cares. And neither do I. Popsicles. You don't want to stop. So if somebody was hurting you and I said, hey, listen, you know, you should stop. And that person said, well, I don't want to stop.
Starting point is 00:37:15 I would say, oh, okay. By the way, what's your first name? It's Alex. And I said to that person, let's say it's Bob. Hey, Bob, stop hurting Alex. And he said, I don't want to stop. I'd say, it's okay, Alex. You'd say, oh, it's okay.
Starting point is 00:37:27 He's allowed. Why would they be hurting me in the first place? I feel like I'm watching two buffoons argue at this point. How do we go from talking about vegan ice cream to somebody kicking the ever-living shit out of you? This argument is so pointless. Well, for the same reason that you hurt these baby cows, you just say, feel like it. You pay somebody to do it, right? You feel like it. So you feel like it for your taste pleasure, but what if Bob wants to hurt you just because he likes to hear you scream? Now, if I were
Starting point is 00:37:58 quote-unquote one of the butchers at a butcher house for animals, I honestly would hate my job and I would hate my life. I'm not quite sure who exactly enjoys the screaming and wailing of animals. But my center point here is let's not forget the animal butchers are not the only people that kill animals. PETA themselves are also a huge contributor to the death of animals. You know, the same thing that you defend, Katie. See, look at me. Here's your hearing. He likes to see you suffer, okay? You, here's your, here's your other taste pleasure, okay? This is taste. Okay. So Bob wants to hurt you because he likes to hear you scream and see you suffer. You, with your taste right here, right near your eyes and your ears, you want to taste the flesh of animals by eating them. And you're
Starting point is 00:38:42 okay with that, you said. I don't think human conflict is the same as human account. Listen, my friends are about to go, so is it okay for just that? So why did you want to take a picture of me? I don't know. I just, you're like a celebrity around these parts. So why would you want to take a picture of a celebrity? I wouldn't really qualify that vegan teacher to be celebrity status.
Starting point is 00:39:01 She's more of just an infamous person. I mean, if I saw that vegan teacher, I would obviously take a picture with her because I would love to post it and be like, hey, guys, look who I took a picture with. Get a good look at the scarecrow. So why would you want to take a picture of a celebrity? What, I'm curious. I'm cool? I'm cool? I'm cool.
Starting point is 00:39:22 I'm cool. I'm so why do you think I'm cool? Yeah, Miss Katie. You're very cool. I've never seen a kid cap more in my entire life than this moment here. You don't have to lie, kid. You can tell vegan teacher she's scum of the earth and she smells like shit. There's been at least 100,000 videos talking about the vegan teacher. You're not going to hurt her feelings.
Starting point is 00:39:41 if you tell her that she's a shi-person. Is you advocate for what you believe in? I've respected, you know? Okay, well, thank you for that. I appreciate that. And you? I'm his friend. Okay. He just kind of mentioned that he saw you and I was like, is that actually the vegan teacher?
Starting point is 00:39:57 I don't know if you just kind of check it out. How do you know me? I threw him. Oh, wow. He starts showing signs of being vegan fantastic. I mean, I agree with what the kid's saying, but I don't think that makes him any vegan fantastic. I respect a vegan teacher for what.
Starting point is 00:40:11 does that make me fantastic oh hell no that vegan teacher smells like that doesn't make me fegan fantastic oh you didn't know me before no no no i didn't like what the hell of that and did you i guess used to follow my tic-tok no i was just uh i would just see you around on ticot yeah yeah on tictos okay uh i just got the the tic-tok accounts of a couple of three kids from clearpoint who were like yeah they were pretty cool like you guys look i know it's hard to hear the message i know nobody wants to hear that they're a bad person because they're contributing to this, but I'm just trying to get the conversation going, just to make you think about it, you know? I know it's hard. I know you have a bit of hard time making eye contact with me. It's like, why I didn't want to get her picture?
Starting point is 00:40:53 Why is she talking to me about? But, you know, I'm here for one reason only on social media. That's to raise attention to the issue to make you think of it, you know. So if you want your picture taken, you can just, um, we can take a group picture. And the fact of the matter is that nobody cares and nobody's going to care about your life. And you have a, very unsuccessful career. Anyways, audience, that's all I have for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Things are heating up. Right, it, Curl? Let's keep watching. Bro, do you genuinely think this kid actually wants to keep making YouTube videos? I mean, look at this kid. It looks like he genuinely doesn't fucking care about
Starting point is 00:41:35 anything anymore. And I mean, if I had a hundred million dollar net worth, I don't think I would care either. Audience, today we have a lot to go over regarding Ryan's reviews or Ryan's world. If there's anybody that should be considered a veteran on YouTube.com, it's this kid. From making YouTube videos ever since he was four years old to now he's almost 13 years old and still making kids content for five-year-old kids. What? There's definitely something going on here. Recently, Ryan and his parents were on a podcast where they were asked a bunch of questions about Ryan's world's YouTube channel. How exactly it blew up, what their plan is for the future, and what exactly does Ryan think
Starting point is 00:42:16 about everything. And let's just say the podcast I have a lot to say regarding a lot of different things that I think should raise some concern. But before we get it to the podcast, I think it's pretty important that I show you a few videos of Ryan in his recent videos that he's been doing, just to show you about how not passionate this kid is about his YouTube channel. 99,999991 million morning workout complete. I'm ready for superhero school.
Starting point is 00:42:50 While I head to school, check out this clip from Ryan's World and movie Titan Universe Adventure. I don't know about you, audience, but to me, this kid just doesn't look engaged in his content anymore at all. Which in case if any of you guys are wondering, no, this video is not to criticize Ryan. I'm not making fun of Ryan at all. This dude made $11 million at 6 years old. I can't say nothing. This dude has more aura than me. But I really want to drive home the point to you guys.
Starting point is 00:43:17 Does this really look like somebody that's happy doing what they're doing right now? Through the whole recording the YouTube videos, through all the money that he's making. When you have so much of something, it starts to not matter that much. And you could read that exact expression on his face. He does not look happy. Hey, Evangeline. Hey, Ryan. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:43:38 Much for being in the movie. Oh, thank you. I can't wait to see it when it comes out August 16. Tell everybody about the character you play. You know what's so ironic about these memes audience is the captions on screen? Just let bro retire. Y'all, I don't think he wants to do this anymore. If it's not just me that's able to pick up his facial expression showing that he doesn't want to do these videos anymore,
Starting point is 00:44:03 then clearly there is some truth to be told. Audience, close your eyes for a second. Imagine you're 12 years old. And your mommy and daddy is forcing you to review the new fucking transformer action figure from Walmart. While at the same time you're going through puberty, you're starting to get more attracted to women, or if you're a girl, you're getting more attraction to men. You're starting to have voice cracks in your voice. You're starting to have acne.
Starting point is 00:44:27 You're starting to have a bunch of different interests in the world. And admittedly enough, you're about to go through the most edgy phase of your life. Does this really look like the time of your life where you want to be? be doing the same shit that you were doing since you were five fucking years old. So when I see these captions, it does make sense. Yeah, he doesn't want to do this shit anymore. And you could read that on his face. But anyways, with that being said, we are going to check out this podcast, which, in my opinion,
Starting point is 00:44:54 audience raises a lot of concern for Ryan, not the YouTube channel, Ryan himself. Let's begin. You're on track to be a teenage billionaire. Holy shit. Talk about an intro to a podcast. Yeah, so Ryan, you have been doing YouTube videos for, you know, since you're about four years old. How does it feel to become almost a fucking billionaire? Broza's looking at him like, fuck, dude, you're right.
Starting point is 00:45:17 But seriously, though, talking in retrospect to what we were talking about just a second ago, to summarize Ryan's world's career in recent times, he is almost a 13-year-old kid and has almost a billion dollars in the bank account, or at least on track to be, mufucka-mated $11 million at six years old. He's about to enter his adolescence, he's about to enter middle school. There's a lot of changes that's about to happen to Ryan. And yet, he is doing the exact same content that he has been doing since he is about six or seven years old. I don't know about you, audience, but as I got older, especially around 12 and 13 years old,
Starting point is 00:45:54 I no longer cared about playing with Higley Town Heroes. I wanted to play Call of Duty. So the question is, if you have all the money in the world, remember, audience, $100 million net worth, You have all the bread in the world. There was no more reason to build the bank account in Ryan's world. So if this kid truly has other interest in mind, which he definitely does being almost a teenager, why the fuck is he still doing kids' content? Just think about that throughout this video.
Starting point is 00:46:21 When I first look at Ryan and his fans and his content, what I noticed was, you know, often the YouTubers were seen as affiliator, people who promote other content or other brand. But when I see Ryan and his fans, I feel like Ryan himself or his channel itself, is a brand. I'm not too sure if you caught that audience, but that is a crazy sentence to say. You're Ryan, right? You're about six or seven years old, and your parents are looking at the YouTube channel of them filming you with a little shitty iPhone, and they're sitting here like, holy shit, this could be a brand. Let's make our six or seven-year-old son, which probably doesn't even know how to tie their own shoelaces yet. Let's make it a brand. Let's make it an actual
Starting point is 00:47:01 job for Ryan. And sure, audience, you can give them a little bit. the benefit of the doubt, maybe they started off this YouTube channel, maybe not being a brand, they intended to just be a family channel. Yeah, well, with what he just said, all that shit just goes right out the fucking window. This dude, low-key, just gave away basically how this whole channel is ran. This is like some cash cow brain rot like lanky box or dung ABC. This kid, since day one of acknowledging what an action figure is, was exposed to the corporation mindset.
Starting point is 00:47:32 That's not very fucking healthy. And when we noticed that, we thought it's something that we can scale it up and with support of the production team. And you know what? I think that is actually some of the problem regarding YouTube today. YouTube's motto back in the day used to be broadcast yourself. If you were making a YouTube video, you were making a video that was made by you. Back in the day audience, there wasn't no team of editors. There wasn't no thumbnail designers or anything like that. It was mainly you and only you that was making videos.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Now, I'm not saying that it's bad to have an editor or a thumbnail designer. I have a thumbnail designer. Shout out Numa. But this idea of scaling up, okay, we gotta scale up the videos, got to add more budget to the videos, got to make it as crazy and stimulating as possible. Is this really gonna be healthy exposing to a kid at about five, six years old and forward? Bringing in his childhood and his adolescence years into the hands of a corporation.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Like, does that not sound shh-h-de-to-any-to-any-body? Ryan is being used by his parents. It's as simple as that. Was there a number that you're like, we want to make this much off of YouTube before we're comfortable making it our full-time profession? Or like, what did the finances look like of the YouTube channel at that point? At the time, it was way beyond our salary. It was. It was already there while you guys were balancing it with your jobs.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Correct. What we made in one month was way more than I could have made in a whole year. You know, so even that was the risk we're willing to take because even if the YouTube thing didn't work out, we still have the backup saving that we got from YouTube. to try to, you know, keep us going while we go back to our regular job. There's no way that these two parents quit their jobs to record Ryan playing with toys. I get it right. Ryan is making a fuckload of money off of YouTube when he was six or seven years old. $11 million.
Starting point is 00:49:21 Let me keep bringing that up. But at a parent standpoint, do you not feel at least a little bit guilty taking the money from your child to pay the bills? Like the kid is six years old. He doesn't even know what the fuck money is at the time. I don't know if the video said it, but Ryan's mom was a teacher and Ryan's dad was an engineer. The yearly salary for Ryan's dad at the time was about $100,000, and Ryan's mom as a school teacher was making anywhere between $40,000 to $70,000, tops.
Starting point is 00:49:50 What I'm saying is that they had stable income. They could have paid the bills just fine. I get that you quit your job and you recorded Ryan to keep on playing with toys. But come on, dude, your son didn't even know what money was at the time. Let him keep it. You were making stable income and I'm looking at your videos right now. This takes almost no effort to do. All I can say is that you two could have kept your jobs and been eating perfectly fine
Starting point is 00:50:13 and not been leaching off of your son at six years old. Just saying. You're right now 12, 13 years old, if I recall? 12, yeah. Like, was there a moment that you're like, oh, what we're doing as a family is different than other families? Uh, yeah. I like realized when, like, people recognize me and they're like, hey, you're Ryan. I just realized that we were famous off of it and that it was a thing that people didn't normally do.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Yeah, but we want to make sure the YouTube doesn't become just majority of Ryan's daily life. So one thing we prioritize was his school work and his private life. Yeah, well, it doesn't really fucking matter that much when you recorded literally all of his most embarrassing moments and put it on YouTube.com for everybody to see. guys, we're such good fucking parents that we totally don't broadcast our kid on the internet for everybody to see and show all of his most embarrassing moments. Listen, I know some of y'all in the audience have got parents and they love to post some embarrassing shit about you on their Facebook. You don't fucking like it, do you? When you're 12 and 13 years old and you're looking back to some old goofy photos of you, it's not something you ever like to see.
Starting point is 00:51:25 I look at pictures of myself from two years ago when I fucking cringe. So if you were all about Ryan's privacy and not showing his daily. life, well, you kind of f***ed up there. You're about seven years late to this realization, buddy. You guys are doing so many different things. I'm wondering if you could break down the pie chart of Ryan's world in terms of, like, you guys have products, you guys have the show. You know, you guys made $30 million last year.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Motherfuck, huh? 30 million dollars, ladies and gentlemen. That's like six fucking Bugatti churons. Completely aside from shitting on Ryan's parents. But dude, this motherfucker's making some funds. This kid doesn't have a bank account, bro, he is literally the fucking mint. Now granted, when you have $100 million in your bank account, it doesn't really matter that much. As I said, when you have more or something, it matters less.
Starting point is 00:52:15 But dude, all this money, and I sure damn hope that most of it is going to Ryan, which, if you want my honest opinion, I don't fucking think it is. Audience, throughout this entire video so far, have you actually seen Ryan say a single word? Do you really think that that is a coincidence? Just putting that out there. What's the biggest ad sense check you've got in a month? We do YouTube for kids, which the ad send rate is a lot lower than the general audience. Yeah, you'll be shocked how low the rate is, the rate is.
Starting point is 00:52:47 Notice how they just so nonchalantly dodged the question. Come on, guys, spit it out. See how much money you got from making your son play with fucking toys. I want to hear the number that made you quit your engineering and teaching job that both of you had to go to college for. So that you can record your six-year-with-buzz Lightyear on your iPhone 4. Please tell me. I guess we'll never know the answer.
Starting point is 00:53:08 Ryan, I'm also curious, like, you know, you're on track to be a teenage billionaire doing YouTube. But I remember being your age and just changing my mind every day in terms of what I wanted to be when I grew up. You know, I wanted to be an astronaut. Then I wanted to be an NBA player. I'm curious, like, what do you want to be when you grow up? When I grow up, I want to be like an animal. I think it's really fun to do because like the drawing and then like at the end you get to see the whole thing and see what you like And you know what audience all of us should support him in doing that if this dude wants to be an animator at the end of the day
Starting point is 00:53:46 I honestly root for him because I know that this kid doesn't enjoy dressing up in weird goofy costumes for YouTube videos for five year old kids to watch I mean seriously we should support him look at this kid's face he looks scared to even give out his own opinion about what he wants to do. It really is sad, especially considering what Ryan's dad said, like a minute later in the video. Is there a day where the YouTube channels will be fully animation? Like, Ryan, are you going to keep making YouTube videos, giving your interest to be an animator and maybe go behind the camera, like, as you get older? I think I will keep going for a while, yeah. This whole clip is just, ugh to me. This clip was like Ryan starting to give his opinion on what he actually wanted to do. And then his dad looks over at him and that he looks at his dad with a bit of a hesitant smile.
Starting point is 00:54:34 And then he's like, I'll keep going. I'll keep going for a while making actual YouTube videos. It just looked so passive aggressive like he was pressured to say that. He might not think, I don't know how he feels about college, but we have expressed that. That's the goal that we want for him is to attend college. No offense, but like, what the fuck do you need college for? Your child has $100 million in his bank account and you're still trying to push college to him. You know how fucking out of place you're going to be whenever you're in a college classroom full of fucking brokies?
Starting point is 00:55:09 And your $100 million ass walks in there because you want an animation degree? Ryan has already established. He's a mega celebrity and he wants to be an animator. The only reason somebody would go to college to get an animation degree is so that they can have the qualifications to get hired at a big animation. Corporation. As far as I'm concerned, Ryan is only going to care about his own brand. So what in the 10 buck is a college degree going to do whenever you are literally building your own business? The fuck you're going to do hire yourself and require your own degree? Get the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 00:55:42 I'm curious. Like, I mean, there's like people creating wealth and I feel like you guys have created generational wealth. How do you think about the future of that as a family? So trust fund and then multiple different health management. groups who oversee Ryan's finance. So, you know, there's a lot of kid talent. You see on the news that they regret how the managed, how money was managed when they were little. So, you know, that's one thing we want to make sure is when he grows up,
Starting point is 00:56:12 you know, his assets are maintained and even grow. This motherfucker really just said that they have money management groups to bind Ryan's finances so that he doesn't spend it all. Bro, why would you think that Ryan's going to spend? all of his money, he's literally hesitant to say a sentence around you. If this kid is hesitant to say his own opinion around his own parents, I think he's going to be pretty hesitant to how he spends his money around his parents too. Kind of crazy, but okay. I mean, you guys are doing a lot of that as well, just for a different demographic. You've obviously reviewed a ton of toys. Like,
Starting point is 00:56:47 what makes a good toy or what's been your favorite toy to review recently? I think toys, like, that you can play with for a long time, like fidget toys are just really really. fun because you can fidget with them. Bro just asked the 12 year old boy what his favorite toy is. Audience, you can answer this question with me too. When you were 12 years old or if you are 12 years old or if you're about to turn 12, are we really interested in fucking action figures and shit? Because I remember when I was 12 years old, I threw all that shit away.
Starting point is 00:57:18 The only thing I used to occupy my time when I was 12 years old was like Halo and Call of Duty and Minecraft. I don't know. In my opinion, I think this dude's saying, what his favorite toy is. I think it's such cope. This dude doesn't like toys. He likes Call of Duty. How do I know this? It's because I was 12 years old once too. I'm curious. Do your friends also say they want to become YouTubers? Do they want to like do other jobs? Like what do your friends think and say about what you do on YouTube?
Starting point is 00:57:46 They think it's like a really cool job. And some of them like want to try how they could do it. I guess. Yeah. Have you ever helped your friends make videos? Um, not really, but I just give them advice if they ask me. What kind of advice? Just like, do what you want to do. Really ironic, the advice he gives is do what you want to do. That totally doesn't echo anything to me.
Starting point is 00:58:13 Once again, audience, look at these clips that I'm showing on screen right now. I think I know why he's saying, do what you want to do, please. Please do what you want to do. Don't be like me. And be forced to do this shit. Do you ever look at the YouTube studio app or do you ever think about the views of the videos or? No, I never really look at the analytics. Do you guys?
Starting point is 00:58:34 We do. Yeah, yeah. You know, for somebody that likes to do what they want to do, you would typically think that you would like to look at how your videos are performing if you put them out on the internet. Once again, guys, another personal experience. As somebody like myself that is passionate about making YouTube videos, when I post a new YouTube video, I am looking at the stats like, every 30 minutes. And why do you think that is? It's because I care about what I do. If he was a little bit more invested into YouTube, I think that he would care a little bit
Starting point is 00:59:07 about the stats rather than reading a script that a corporation is going to tell him to do. He doesn't fucking care about YouTube. He cares about other things. I don't blame him for being at least a little bit burnt out from YouTube. I would be too if I reviewed toys since I was six years old. Yeah, if he came to you and said, hey, dad, I want to be an engineer, mom. I want to be a teacher like you. What do you say like it's okay to like leave all of this behind? If like Ryan were to call it quits, like what would happen to pursue something else? You know, if he finds his passion, you know, we all fall spoiled.
Starting point is 00:59:39 And whether it's outside of YouTube or not, you know, we don't really mind. Why do I feel like that is so cap? Honestly, dude, if he doesn't want to do those videos anymore, just let bro retire. The bills are already paid for generations. he literally looks worn out in every single video. Honestly, if Bro just wants to kick up his feet and relax for a while, then let him do it. But anyways, audience, that's it for the video. Let's get to 5 mil.
Starting point is 01:00:05 Guys, this is her license plate number. She lives here. This is her address. All right, audience, what's up? Today, we're checking out some of the craziest Karens. This Karen apparently flipped off a black man and also called him the N-word, which is that that's bad. Karen, are you okay? I understand what's happening.
Starting point is 01:00:23 Can you explain to me calmly? No, I'm not attacking you. Lady, you can't be serious that this guy's attacking you. If you're saying this guy is attacking you, then you can compare Martin Luther King to the George Floyd riots. All these situations may have racial injustice, but God, you're not the victim. You called a black man the N-word and flipped them off.
Starting point is 01:00:43 You get what you deserve. Ma'am, you flick me off. Guys, this is her license plate number. She lives here. This is her address. You know, despite this lady, speaking at the pitch that is only audible to dogs. I find it so funny that this lady just dolphin dives right into her license plate.
Starting point is 01:01:02 The guy has already got your license plate. Dolphin diving did absolutely nothing. I mean, it made you look like an idiot for this video I'm making right now, but other than that, no. Karen, you flipped me off. You cut me off and flipped me off and now you're playing the victim. Man, would you like to calm down? I'm really trying to understand what. exactly she means by your attacking me attacking is like sending threats or slander or
Starting point is 01:01:30 physically hitting somebody all that this guy is doing is asking for you to explain what you did to him explain what you did wrong apologize and he will be on his merry way but no unfortunately you have to act like every female that's off birth control and play victim this is actually sad guys she flipped me off she literally clipped me off and then she tried to come home she's Karen, would you like to calm down to have a conversation? Why you... Am I attacking her? Ma'am, I'm not attacking you. You flipped me off and you thought you could get away with it.
Starting point is 01:02:06 You didn't think I would find you. Leave her alone, the man says. This man better shut up. He got no idea what he's defending. She ain't going to have sex with you, bro. Stop defending her. She can apologize for calling me a nigger and flipping me off. I'm trying to talk to you.
Starting point is 01:02:30 Notice how the guy just magically stops yelling at the guy to stop. Stop making fun of her. Go figure, once you find out somebody's being racist, you magically don't want to defend them anymore. I love when other people prove their point and they shut up. I'm trying to talk to you. My name is Carlos. Would you like to speak to me? This is what we get picked.
Starting point is 01:02:49 Ma'am, why are you sitting here crying? What have I done to you? Ma'am, what have I done to you? Well, Karen, he never would have ruined your life if you would have simply apologized. Maybe didn't call him the N-word. Maybe didn't cut him off. maybe didn't flip him off on the road. You didn't know him, and yet you did all those things to him.
Starting point is 01:03:10 That could have really hurt his feelings. But, well, since you're a racist Karen, now who cares about you? Absolutely nobody. So you can go around this city and flip people off and cut me off. So you didn't flip me off. I'm trying to let you talk. Do you know her? This has got to be the most epic mortal combat fatality I've ever seen on a Karen
Starting point is 01:03:42 without even touching the Karen. This woman is so terrified, so scared that she is literally protecting her license plate with her life, while she's just shivering in fear in broad daylight for no reason. It's really as simple as apologizing. It's that easy. Does she not realize that whatsoever? She literally flipped me off. She cut me off.
Starting point is 01:04:05 I have it on camera. She flipped me off, three blocks away. and then she slammed on her brakes. I have it on my Instagram. And then I got on my car, I was like, ma'am, why are you following me? She literally followed me. So then I followed her back home. And I said, man, why are you being harassing me?
Starting point is 01:04:27 Man, listen, about what? So the main concern of this Karen is being called a carrot and being put online. At least today, audience, we got a self-aware Karen on the roster. That's something you don't see every day. Hopefully her Karen duty days are over because she's. self-aware and realizes that wow, you know, I'm a public nuisance. Hopefully the next Karen is better. This Karen here gets pissed off at some people on the bus.
Starting point is 01:04:54 I really have no idea why, but we're going to find out. Does anybody have any idea what this Karen is saying? The video and audio is so dang compressed that I can't even make out the words that she's saying. And why is she carrying around a satchel that dang big? I mean, you know what they say? Big woman, big purse, I guess. Holy mother of Elle. I knew that big women packed a punch, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:05:56 But I did not expect this woman to literally bust the front window of a bus. Also completely off topic. But look at her arm as she punches the bus. Look at her fat go jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle. No, you did that. What in God's name are we staring at today? So at the start of the video, Motto Moto gets pissed off because somebody won't get off the bus. And then she damages public property and then place the victim.
Starting point is 01:06:25 I am so unbelievably lost. Now you're going to jail. Now you're going to jail. That's not our problem. You can go, man. Better run. I mean, really. Now you can go.
Starting point is 01:06:38 She's just like to be an idiot. I am actually disappointed by this video. She does all that. It just walks her flabby ass away. This next Karen and this guy apparently has some history. I'm not quite sure what it is. But yeah, the reaction's funny. My booty did.
Starting point is 01:06:53 shiggle in a wiggle to it so here it is um hey karen i speak english now and i was wondering oh yeah you speak english now huh yeah can you just tell me what was going on the situation because i couldn't speak english before but now that i understand it and i can speak it fluently um you can't speak it fluently altogether and you shouldn't be in the store right now you can't just take pictures and videos of random women that's against the law you can go to jail for that you know that right oh no i have my own consent yes sir we got a guy that knows the law Unfortunately, ladies and gentlemen, I will not be able to legally capture any carins for you. As I'm in Florida, there is a two-party law where I have to get all parties involved in order to record them.
Starting point is 01:07:30 Very unfortunate, but well, that's the law. But man, it pisses me off that this woman's trying to make this guy look like some creep. Oh, you can't film women. Man, shut up. Nobody said you was pretty. You only need one person consent. I have my own consent. You didn't have her consent? She's fucking pissed.
Starting point is 01:07:44 If she pressed charges, you can be in jail. How do you not understand that? It's against the law. You can't take pictures of people. I don't think so. I think it's good. Really? I think it's okay.
Starting point is 01:07:53 If she wanted to press charges, if she knew your name, she could. Why would I give her my name if she wanted to press charges? Why would you take pictures of a random person when you don't have her permission? Well, actually, it was a video. A video. Yeah. You can't take video of people if you don't have their permission. It's against the law.
Starting point is 01:08:08 North Carolina, one party consent law. Beat it, Karen. No, you would not love it because it's fucking terrible. It's goddamn awful. I got no idea what this Karen is pissed about, but it is piquing my interest. I don't get you fucking wrong. Wait a second. There's no way this Karen pissed herself on the floor.
Starting point is 01:08:36 I love Walmart so much. You are a bitch-f motherfucker. I feel like this is a good way to end the video. All right, folks, I'm done for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

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