Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 17

Episode Date: October 13, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 17

Ranbu Michael Tubbo, Michael Extreme underage, six-year-old patient. Ranbu using his little baby as a, in chopping off his limbs while bouncing the wailing boy up and down his, anytime he feels like it, and using his blood as makeshift. You know what I'm about to say. Bro, what is wrong with all of you? All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. Dreamstands, okay?

Dreamstands have got to be some of the most degenerative. types of people that you could possibly come across on the internet and recently i found a whole compendium of videos for us to check out here today now just before we begin the video to set a preface i have no problem with dream or their fan base today i'm just going to be talking about a small sliver of their fan base all right i'm talking about the extremist fans of dream and not only dream right it spreads across the entire dream smp i'm talking tommy in it wilbur suit technoblate everybody that's in the smp everybody that's involved in that whole you know scenario everybody in I mean, absolutely, everybody has like a crazy fan, but nothing like the DreamSMP.

But yeah, the majority of the DreamSMP fan base, all right, you guys are pretty cool. But anyways, audience, before we get into today's video, if you end up and join the video by any means, please subscribe to the channel. It's free, and you can always unsubscribe later. But yeah, with that being said, let's go ahead and take a gander at some Dream Stand cringe. Okay, so with the very beginning of the video, all right, this is already getting pretty creepy to say the least. Just imagine audience, right? You are a massive Minecraft YouTuber, if not the biggest Minecraft YouTuber, arguably, in the entire world.

And the first thing you see when you open up TikTok.com is something like this, somebody making a theory on how somebody is going to hold your hand. I don't know about you, audience, but I think I would just delete my account. I think I would just delete my entire YouTube channel and just retire at that point. I got the fame, I got the money. I think it's pretty safe to say that I can just retire and not care about anything else ever again. Because this audience, the second I see this about me on the internet, okay, I'm leaving the internet. I don't want you guys making conspiracy theories on how I'm going to hold your hand.

I'm not going to touch you. You know, bro, subscriber or not subscriber, right? Do not come up to me. I will not hug you. I will not shake your hand. I'm not going to hug you. I'm not going to have anything to do with you. You know, bro, I respect you watching the content.

My G. You know, I appreciate it. But I think that's about as deep as our relationship from YouTuber to subscriber as we're going to get, bro. Are we watching this? I seriously have no idea why we're still looking at this. I really want to know what kind of human being woke up this morning and thought, you know, will be a really good TikTok, making a TikTok

conspiracizing on how each and every single dream SMP member is going to hold my hand. And you know what, audience, I guarantee you, I 100% guarantee you that this TikTok probably got like a million views, guaranteed. Because I'll be honest, audience, okay? There's some pretty stupid stuff and some pretty stupid people that blow up on TikTok. And this stuff right here, ladies and gentlemen, is the exact reason why I am never going to have a TikTok, all right? I think it's pretty self-explanatory that I, you know, a superior human being to all these other TikTokers,

that I would not have a TikTok, but, you know, I just wanted to go ahead and get that out there. This person does not have a father. Have you ever looked at a TikTok or have you ever looked at a dream stand? And you could just visually see the representation that, yeah, you know what? I never had a father figure in my life. I never had a father that was at my birth. I never had a father that went to go to the grocery store and actually came back. And in case you're wondering, audience, this is that person right here.

I don't know, man, I can just look at this person right now, and I can tell you right now with supreme confidence that this person deeply lacks a shower. I can smell the sardines through the screen. This is the face you make when you finally get out of an orphanage. Bro, stop looking at me like that. You know, I understand that this is a pre-recorded video, but you cannot deny the fact. fact that whenever she's looking at us, okay, she is deeply looking into your soul. I don't know, it must be the combination of a really bushy hair, her long nose, her really sharp chin in those eyeballs that stare deep into the soul.

She looks like she's about to conjure a spell on me, bro. She's about to pull that 666 magic on me. You know, audience, I got no problem with like cosplay and stuff like that, right? You know, if you want to express yourself through a certain art, then go ahead. Go ahead and cosplay. I don't care. But I feel like there's a difference between cosplay and genuinely obsessing over. someone to the point that you actually want to become that person.

Like, for example, I watch Poncho's videos every single day. All right, I like a poncho video when I see one. But I'm not going to obsess over Pancho to the point where I genuinely want to become the favorite Mexican raincoat. You know, wearing merch of your favorite content creator, you know, that's one thing, right? But whenever you actually want to, you know, cosplay as your favorite Minecraft creator, like every single day. But if it's becoming an everyday thing where you're trying to dress up as your favorite

Minecraft creator, then I genuinely think that you need to go on a reformation on who who really are. Because as far as I can tell you, ladies and gentlemen, okay, if you're dressing up as your favorite Minecraft creator out in public, all right, I only expect you and I only want you to get made fun of. Nobody asked. Dang, bro, you got us there.

Bro, who asked you, bro? Who asked? Man, she thought she was so clever making that TikTok video. Wow, bro, a Dreamstand blonde female making a who asked joke? Who would a new? Who would a new? Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever heard of a blonde female who made a nobody?

But he asked Joke-a-like, like this is the first time I've ever heard of this in my entire life. And as you can see, she's playing baseball in this video. She's already got the first and second base. She's already a dream stand. She's already blonde, so she may as well get the third base and be fatherless. I do when I say I'm just fine. And when they ask me how I'm doing, I say I'm just a fad of my mattress. Oh, what?

Oh, I'm sorry, audience. But this video is so dang boring. I'm sorry, audience. But dude, this has got to be some of the worst singing I've ever seen. scene and when they ask me how I'm doing I see I'm just the fact is I can never get off of my mattress I swear bro the second that this video goes public I'm going to be ending myself all right if you guys are watching this video right now I'm already dead you see audience this is one of the many thousands of reasons why I just simply do not want to go to school because whenever you go to

school all right there's all kinds of kids with all kinds of certain backgrounds and certain types of ways that they were raised. And whenever you group all the fatherless children, all the people that do not have a father figure, they go ahead and do things like this, all right? Just a complete waste of time, a complete cesspit inside of school. This is why I want to drop out, okay?

Why do you got to put me in the same education system as people like this? I already know I'm smarter than these people. I am truly at a loss for words what I'm looking at right now. So you're telling me that this group of people actually made the conscious effort to dress up as dream SMP members and get publicly humiliated inside of a mall

while dressing up as DreamSMP members. These guys are just so eager to game made fun of on the internet, bro. They're literally asking for it at this point. All right, bro, I think I'm done. I'm done looking at these videos. I'm sick and tired of DreamStans. Audience, if you ended up and joined this video, please subscribe to the channel. I deeply appreciate it.

But yeah, with that being said, I think I'm going to go back to where the dark ones came. Later. All right, audience, what's up? Today we're checking out some cameras that got the finest karma. This loser was trying to rob a house that he thought that nobody was in. But to a surprise, people were there, and he tried to get away, but something happened. Yeah, that's done. You're done. I'm not quite sure if you guys heard that, but the guy before he got into his car, he said, I'm sorry.

My guy, I think we're past the point of apologizing when you premeditate robbing a house. Hey, guys, everybody deserves a second chance, right? Even if you rob a house? He's coming. If I had to think of one guy that was more unlucky, I would think of my father in the stock market. How do you mess up backing out of a driveway that bad? Not to say that I robbed a house or anything, but my dude, time is of the essence, and you screwed it up. Cops is coming.

Call the police now. Look, yeah, and your wheels are not spinning anywhere. I've never seen a man that fit the textbook definition of desperate more than this guy. I've never seen a guy resisting his inevitable doom like this gentleman here. As each second passes by, you can tell that his palms are getting sweaty, the anxiety keeps growing. That's the end of that video, but I really hope he got what he deserved. Does Karen put a DoorDash delivery guy's job at Jeopardy whenever she said that she didn't receive the food whenever she did? Not quite sure why she did that.

I mean, it's just probably to be an ass. But, well, we'll see. How you doing? I just got a message that said that you said I did not deliver your food. I mean, I'm pretty sure that I just won't just say. me that message and I get it. You probably want a credit or something like that, but you put my job at jeopardy. I handed you your order in your hand and people get fired for that type of stuff.

And this is how I take care of my life, my kids. Whenever you think about it, this has got to be one of the scummiest carins in this entire video. I understand the problems that parents have to go through, bro. They gotta jump so many loops just for their kids. And it's people like this that think it's gonna be funny adding a few credits to their DoorDash account by leaving a negative review. These people deserve to get confronted and the fact that these people exist actually piss me off.

This next loser was harassing a bunch of store owners and got thrown out. And when the video goes viral, his dad returns his spoiled-ass son to the scene to humiliate him in front of everybody. Actual King. I've never seen a more thick, angry, British-accented boy in my life. I'm a beach of ass! Shut up, Malfour. Name and Simon Gosworth away. This is the boy that's so disgusting that everyone's put on Asda's.

Here he is today and this is what's gonna happen. I've never seen a dad more professionally roast his child before. Yeah, here's the disgusting bastard that's on the Facebook. Here he is today, my son. I'm about to kick his ass. I love it, bro. It's so funny. And what else, Charlie?

But you're sorry to who, Charlie? But you're sorry to who, Charlie? And all the members of staff at Azda. Embarrassing people, yeah? Because you're a vile, mouth, little b-a-da, didn't ya? not being rude, I'm your dad. And I've had to bring you down here because you disrespect everyone. And now your classes all over Facebook.

It's disgusting, Charlie. We don't bring you up like this. Do we, Charlie? There you go. And apologize to the gentleman. And he will never, I'll promise you now, mate. You will never come around here again. Oh, the stench of karma, bro, kid.

Kid, kid, how do you feel? I love sitting back in my chair looking at these kids get owned. This next Karen was trying to shoplift a family business. The family business owners locked the door and the Karen was stuck in side, not exactly the, uh, the best of outcomes. You ain't going anywhere, thief. Yeah, I'm crying out because you caught. You're on probation, aren't you?

No, I'm not. So what are you so upset about? There's a war for her arrest. Yes, sir? No, I was gonna pay for my god! She might have more merchandise in her bag. Make sure the cops check her back for more merchandise. It's situations like these that really give me a tingle in my pants.

The feeling of a Karen thinking she's about to get away with some, with some fine merchandise, but fails so quickly in the process, it truly is one of the best sights to see. This Karen got pissed off at a street preacher for preaching on public streets because it is quote-unquote the gay street and you can't preach on the gay street. I'm not quite sure what that means, but it sounds goofy. Gotta reach a lot of people. Gotta reach a lot of people.

This is good news. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. People are in danger of hell. Babies are being murdered. I have to admit audience this video was a little boring at the start But now that she started screaming, believe me, my interest is completely peaked Babies?

Why do you ever? I've never seen a more mentally disturbed person before before the one standing before us today. It really is as simple as a guy preaching the word of Jesus, but this woman is so angry. I just realized she also has the same headset as me. God, I'm going to off myself. Why do you have a problem with what I'm saying? Go home. There's a stay-at-home order that you are literally... Go home! The Bible... I need to preach the word of God here. Go home!

Go that's... Oh no, don't scream like a chimpanzee and cause a complete headache to everybody in town. I know some of y'all out in the audience may not be religious. Personally, I am myself. But I really have to empathize with the street preacher. I will listen to him preach to me 24 hours a day, seven days a week, in comparison to listen to this tumor for 30 minutes. This next Karen is just being racist in Walmart. Need I say more? Run your mouth. Go back to Mexico. Listen, I said, I said excuse me. Go back. Where over your

phone? I said, excuse me. Don't be rude. You're the one that's rude. Karen, is she really being rude to you? I think telling a poor Latino woman that's speaking very softly to you to go back to Mexico is not very nice. As far as I've seen this, poor Spanish girl has yet to call you a whitey or a grit consumer. You know what I'm saying? I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I I don't know. I feel like this is a very unfair ballpark. No, I said, excuse me, I'm trying to buy something. So? You're in America.

So? So what? That's not in your business. Stay out of it. I don't need to stay out of it. I said, excuse me. Not enough for everybody to hear. Stop being ignorant.

A new is calling me ignorant. I am baffled by how many racial slurs this lady has under her arsenal. After all, I have to appreciate the Karen's bravery. I mean, she's probably going to pass a person. She's probably going to pass away in a few months. I mean, look at her. But truth be told, this is one of the most scummy women I've ever seen in my life. She probably gets pissed off at everything.

She probably gets angry at the clouds moving too fast. Oh, yes, it is. Oh, yes, it is. I don't care. I don't care what you want or not. You don't want you here. Leave me alone. No, no.

How rude. How rude. Give her to leave me alone. This is inappropriate. It's inappropriate. No, ma'am. Tell her. It's inappropriate.

This video was leaving a bad taste on my mouth being real. This next Karen acts like she invented the road system and tries to correct a guy to get on the right side of the road, while simultaneously not letting the guy move to the right side of the road. Get out of my car. You're on the wrong side of the road. Okay, you're being filmed. Do you know that you're on the wrong? You're on the wrong side of the road.

You're on the wrong side of the road. Now this is the high octane energy I've been looking for. All this time, I wanted a Karen that spoke human words, screams like a banshee not a karen that breaks down like a pussy in a store not a karen that calls people the N-word but a true conservative Karen at heart yelling at a man this is not Europe you drive on the right side get out of my face please the cops are coming the best part about this video is that this guy could have corrected his mistake within four seconds but the woman just prolonged that for so much longer probably pissing that many more

people off around her i don't understand karen's and I don't think I will. But anyways, audience, that's it for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the worst TikTok life hacks by Jordan Flom.

Flom. I don't really give a shit, really. Sure, I have a shitty pronunciation of his name, but I promise his life hacks are even shittier. It's only been about four seconds in this video, and I've already found three mistakes. First off, put them fucking dogs away. Second thing is why are you cooking a bunch of popcorn kernels on an actual grill?

Are you not able to afford a $20 popcorn machine? I would think so if you can afford a fucking grill. And finally, where the hell is your spatula? I can see that you were using a fly swatter, which I pray to God you weren't using before. But holy shit, if this video doesn't scream cheapest millionaire, then I don't know what does. I'm going to bring it right over. Look at all these little marks. Oh my gosh, hey, hurry, we're losing so much.

So you're telling me with a house like this, you can't afford a popcorn machine. Either that or you're too fucking lazy to order some shit off Amazon. And also, nice job with the tin foil. Sure, it's the biggest fucking Jimmy Rig ever, and sure, you can definitely make this problem a whole lot easier. But hey, you're making popcorn. That's all that matters. Oh, my. Hey, look, it's dumb fuck.

Maybe a quick word of advice. Putting off the grill and scraping this shit into your bowl would actually help. I know you feel very fucking special and you don't want anybody to pop your bubble right now. But I can assure you this popcorn problem was solved over a hundred years ago. What the fuck is he doing? Is he doing penis enlargement on his backyard? At this point, I'm putting nothing past this guy. Hey, zip-to-zip for him butt in the pants.

I think it's like wasting a pair of fucking pants and breaking a lawnmower. Motherfucking, you can't walk your lazy ass down for. 15 minutes to J.C. Penny and buy yourself some jeans. I gotta give hats off to this guy for at least being a little creative for TikTok. Because I mean, why wouldn't this get 50 million views on TikTok? But holy shit, I want to know this guy's thought process of making a video. He looks at his jeans and he looks at a lawnmower and he says, yeah, that's a video idea. Honestly, I kind of envy his creativity. But either way, these life hacks are fucking awful. You can't even do this. The back looks really bad.

Johnny, please, shut the fuck up. He looks homeless as shit. I can see his fucking ass cheat. Oh yes, baby, that's fucking sexy. Bro, women are finding anything sexy nowadays. I know I'm pausing the video again, but this is sinful. You are dipping a Louis Vuitton bag in what is this, fucking cement or some shit. As a person that really is into clothes, bags, and shoes, and all that other materialistic shit,

which I honestly shouldn't be, and neither should you guys. Looking at this video brings me so much pain and sorrow. And it's not even my bag, and that's the sad part. Okay. Oh, it's hard. There we go. And here comes. Oh, here comes.

Gotta keep it right here. Look, oh, wow. But these straps are in here, man. It's your veins. It's popping loose. There we go. Rolling it off. A little bit of gold.

I just completely cover it. I know you guys can't see me right now, but my fists are shaking in the fire. You guys might think that you're a roller coaster of emotions in middle school. Oh, you have seen nothing compared to what I'm feeling right now. My depression during middle school? What the fuck is that?

The feelings that I'm feeling right now should not be felt by anybody. Okay, so now how do we use this? You're going to put it right in there. Look at this. Yep, I want everyone to tell me if you think my wife will like this surprise. So this is his wife's bag. Oh shit, somebody's sleeping on the couch tonight. If I were this man's wife, he would be.

fucking killed, murdered. You'll see my ass on the news for fucking homicide. Doing that shit to my Louis Vuitton would piss me off. I know what some of you are thinking this is for. I'm thinking of something very sexual. Apparently we're reacting to part two of this video. I'm kind of glad I didn't see part one. I'm going to go right in there. I'm going to go to this app right here. And you want to make sure it just barely touches. It's going to just swipe. Wow. This is a little. Wow. This is gonna change the world, I think. You'll have thousands of matches. And there you go. I think this guy is thinking with his second head and not his main head. How do you get so horny to the point you need weenies to swipe right for you on Tinder? Imagine getting to message a

girl being like, oh, why did you swipe right on me? Nah, it wasn't me. It was a fucking weenie. Please don't tell me that's an actual couple on Tinder. Oh shit, that's got to be embarrassing as fuck. Please don't tell me he's about to take a shit in public. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, maybe it's just me, but is this glue even necessary? I never thought that you had such a limited supply of dirt, you actually need to savor the only dirt you have on top of a fucking toilet seat. Actually, I take that back. This whole fucking thing is stupid.

Why is there a toilet seat? Why are you on the beach? Why are you about to take a public shit? We want a little ledge. This is not building a toilet. I mean, thank you for clearing that up, but it still doesn't justify why you have a toilet seat on the beach. I can't possibly think if it's not a toilet seat on the beach. think of any other way that you can use a toilet seat without looking like a weirdo.

But hey, these are primal TikTok life hacks. I'm sure we're going to learn a lot of shit today. You want to put it down into the hole. Next thing you need is a bag of ice. If I had to make an assumption of what this guy is creating, I would assume it to be a cooler. I don't think this guy realizes you can buy like a styrofoam cooler at Walmart for about $5. Instead of paying $25 for a toilet seat that you're only going to use once, it would only make sense to get the $5 styrofoam cooler

because more often than not, you're not going to go to the beach every single day. I mean, I haven't gone to the beach since like late 2019, but this toilet seat is such a shitty investment. The most important part. Now we're going to take this. Come right over here, right on top, and then completely... bury it.

Well, fuck my thighs and call me Einstein. We got ourselves a genius. Okay, but what happens when you like forget where you put your shit? Audience, I'm sure you know the phrase out of sight, out of mind. When you're surfing and catching the fucking waves, I highly doubt you're thinking about your phone that's underground. All this motherfucker did is make Barry treasure for some little kid 500 years later to discover. And boy, is he going to be confused when he finds a toilet seat covering it all.

You're gonna take a box fan, you're gonna place it right there. Place it right there. Here, go right down there, right there. Last one, zip ties. All the way down. And you're gonna pull it. There's now one solid piece. I feel like this is the only life hack video that actually isn't that bad.

But I know, I know we're not at the end of the video. I'm just curious how he's gonna fuck this up. Right here. Do you take these right here? It's on my front. One big battery. And that is how you fuck off in the sunset with style. You know, buying an electric scooter or maybe using your foot to generate some kinetic energy.

Nah, baby, that is the thing of the past. Shut the fuck up. You got a skirt down the road with six Home Depot fans strapped to your fucking back. Now, this is what I like to call the Industrial Revolution. Fucking idiots. If you're making this to prank a homie, then you are a fucking fiend. If anybody were to do that to my toilet seat, I will personally give you the John F. Kennedy treatment. I will fucking Oswald your ass.

All the way over here. So I'm going to set the camera back up. Take this homemade pasta. Notice how it collects all the pasta perfectly. Take this lid. You're going to bring it down and give it a good push. You can pick it up. Bring it right to the kitchen

I think I've seen enough today Like seriously I've seen enough I gotta go take a shit Anyways audience please click the video on screen I promise you'll love it But anyways yeah Subscribe Hi my name is Ivy Bloom

And this is my outdoor potty area Yeah there's going to be no way I'm gonna be tiptoeing in your backyard Like it's a fucking minefield I got a lot of hate because I told the world That I make my guest use the bathroom outside This doesn't even look like a backyard It looks like an animation set

for the fucking Lorax. Well guys, it finally happened. I got evicted. All right, people, what's up? Today, I think I found the nastiest TikToker on the planet. You just dig a hole, do what you have to do, and put your toilet paper on top. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Ivy Bloom TV. If you're looking for an astrology, Virgo, Zodiac bitch that think that she's a pillar of

wisdom, then boy, do I have the thing for you. I require all my guests to use the bathroom outside. By the way, if this video hasn't already became extreme, fucking disgusting. She's awesome and only fans girl, so that just makes her ten times more disgusting. Not only do you shit outside, but you also sell your bussy online. That's crazy. Hi, my name is Ivy Bloom, and this is my outdoor potty area. Yeah, no, it looks like the fucking recording set for the Lorax, too. The second movie's gonna start whenever this mufuck is spreading her asshole and dropping a

fucking loaf on this man. I used to let my friends use the bathroom in my house, but I've since learned how unsanitary that is. Before- Bro, that's literally why you have a sink. That's literally why you wash your hands and wipe your fucking doody-booty ass. And personally, lady, I think that you're the last person to be talking about unsanitary. Just remember, girl, you sell your bussy online for cheaper than a Popeye's meal.

Before entering the potty area, I require guests to put on these foot covers. Excuse me, but what the fuck are you wearing? Are those the new Yeezy pods? At that point, I would rather just go to Yeezy.com and buy this shit. Who the fuck do you think I am going to be wearing Walmart produce bags on my feet? Get the hell out of here. And first timers are required to read the rules. Ooh, she's a Karen too, ladies and gentlemen.

Audience, if you infuse every annoying trait of a human being, you quite literally get this lady. Which I think this is what this lady's whole entire character is supposed to be to be some satire O-F girl. Basically just rage-baiting to get everybody angry at her, which is honestly a pretty good marketing idea. But the real question is, how far are you willing to go for satire? And from this video, ah, she's going pretty fucking deep.

She's going in the deep end. The most important rule is to dig at least six inches from an existing... Lady, lady, what the fuck do you think this is? Do you think this shit is subway? Why do we have to do it approximately six inches? Do people really shit in your backyard that much? Because, girl, I'm literally a US men size 12 shoe. I can't even walk in your backyard without stepping in shit.

I'm not trying to walk in your backyard and massage my feet in somebody's stinky fucking toe-shed. strudel poo. This shit is fucking nasty. If you're gonna make me do this, it has got to be at least three feet. And I have to be compensated with a million dollars per shit. Because that's where another guest has dug a hole. There's no fucking way that somebody's in your backyard that much. You're telling me with the rules like this at your house that you have guests. Yeah, get the fuck out of here. It's pretty simple. You just dig a hole, do what you have to do, and put your toilet paper on top.

I provide seeds that must be placed inside to keep my garden growing. Okay, so not only do I have to take a shit. outside, but I also have to be tending your garden for you. At this point, it is just unacceptable. There is literally no ROI for taking a shit at your house. I'd rather walk my ass over to the Mexicans at the construction site and take a shit in their porta potty. And by the way, the second you tell any of your guests that the food you made for dinner

came from the backyard that they took a shit in, I don't think anybody's going to be having a family function at your crib after knowing this. Ain't going to happen. And once that's placed inside, you cover it up with the dirt you dug up, and then place some leaves on top. The last thing you have to do is mark the spot with one of these sticks. I do live in Arizona and it gets really hot. This literally just keeps getting worse. You live in Arizona where the temperature right now was, holy shit. I already know the second I take a walk into your backyard. I'm going to literally see boiling fucking turds just roasting in the outdoors.

How the fuck has the landlord not known about this? So I provide a bucket with refreshments and snacks that visitors can snack on while using the bathroom. Wow, ladies, such great compensation for the absolute fucking smell we're going to be experiencing out there. I think the last thing on anybody's mind when they're taking a shit outside is man, I really wish I had some freudos to snack on. And remember, ladies and gentlemen, all this stems from her being lazy and not wanting to clean her bathroom. And yes, there is a privacy curtain. Oh, thank goodness there's a privacy curtain because the last thing I would want to experience is somebody seeing me take a shit in your backyard. Which, by the way, lady, that privacy curtain is not going to be so private. Literally,

Whenever I squat down to take a shit, you're going to be seeing the under flaps of my fucking ass cheeks. This shit, a private, you're literally getting free non-exclusive OF content from my ass. Once that's done, they can take the covers off their feet and wash them in this bucket. Then they have to place them in this jar. So after we get done taking a shit, now we got to take off the foot coverings, which are most likely covered in shit. And then we have to re-wash the reusable disposable bags from the produce market of Walmart. And then we got to place them back in. a fucking jar. This has got to be the most absurd shit I've ever heard in my life. The lengths

that this lady is going for satire, it's insane. So that the next guest can use them. Once my guest is done using the bathroom, I require them to sign this journal. And I do respectfully ask for tips because maintaining this area can get a little expensive. I think this right here pretty much just confirms that this whole entire video is fake, which I'm so appreciative for by the way. However, I think the lengths that this lady went for satire, I think that's a little bit of a mentally ill practice. But, yeah, I don't think

anybody is tipping you 20 plus dollars for doing all of this. Anyways, audience, ever since she posted this video, it went pretty viral. And so now she decided to make a follow-up video. I got a lot of hate because I told the world that I make my guest use the bathroom outside. And while

that's true, there are some people whom I let use the bathroom in my house. Well, aren't you a blessed little prince? How blessed you must be to take a shit in an actual bathroom. I bet the kids in South Africa are cheering for you. Every full moon, I host a cleansing ceremony where I offer friends a chance to come over and let me cleanse them. Yeah, so what I'm about to say next, I'm not going to zoom in because YouTube would snipe my video down. But I'm starting to notice the dress attire for these videos is very catered to promoting her only fans.

Again, a pretty smart strategy because I guarantee you that all these little kids that are watching these videos, are going to get a little curious. Still, these ladies are still disgusting for having it only fans, but I can't say the marketing strategy is not working. There's a reason that shit is in bio, and I guarantee you that shit is probably getting sales right now. Make the attendants sit down on this tapestry, and I shower them with turmeric powder.

Then, I place this amethystol on their head, as well as this healing chakra headband, and I offer them moon-charged zodiac water, according to their zodiac sign. Jesus Christmas, how much fucking astrology zodiac shit? Do we have to do in a singular video? Lady, that's shit that you call Zodiac water. It's called tap water from your fucking sink.

I don't care if you bang a fucking 312 hertz piece of iron around the water. I don't give a shit. At the end of the day, lady, it's still water. Purifies the body and fills you with positive energy. After they drink it, I ring my chak ripple. And I have my attendance meditate for 30 minutes. I require attendance to empty their system one last time outside. before they can begin the next stage in the process.

I walk them to my room where I have a 639-hirts cleansing audio set up. Excuse me, but why the fuck do you have Aiden Ross just casually in the corner like that? You really thought I wouldn't notice that shit? Are you like trying to, quote-un-unquote manifest Aidan Ross to be your lover in life? If anything, I guarantee Aiden Ross's goofy ass would probably smash the shit out of you. It's really not hard to make this guy do some stupid degenerate shit. Have attendance put on a hazmat suit and have them kneel. down and close their eyes. They must get into the present and maintain an empty mind for one hour.

Excuse me, one fucking hour. Hypothetically, audience, let's all pretend that this shit is actually real. I really do wonder what percentage of your day would be by just doing her stupid fucking routines. Oh, what's that? You want to go outside and check the mail? We'll hurry up and look at a 612 hertz frequency and spread fucking onion powder and lavender powder all over your asshole, bro. You got to do it before you go outside. Personally, audience, if I had to do that, I would just kill myself. While they're meditating, I gather flowers from my garden to brew a herbal green tea. It rejuvenates the body and detoxes the system.

I bring them the tea during the meditation and have them savor the flavors while keep me. I'm not going to watch the rest of that video. Anyways, audience, apparently she got evicted. Well, guys, it finally happened. I got evicted. My potty, my outdoor potty video, it went viral, and a lot of you guys reported it to the HOA, which my landlord got contacted by. And he kicked me out, but, um, everything's okay.

I did manifest a new home for myself. And my practices are accepted. And, you know, when one door closes, another one opens. So, thank you guys for following my journey. Ha, ha, ha, wop, wamp. I guess this lady is shit out of luck. Anyways, audience, subscribe. Get me to five mil.

Life just roasted me. Yeah, I sure did. And I fucking love doing it, too. Hurry, stop it. We are not doing this shit again. How can someone be so mean? Actually, dumb, so I'm helping you. Because if I were you, I would be fucking embarrassed.

to walk around in public knowing I created this shit. Like seriously, what in the Tim Buck f*** goes on in your head? Alright people what's up? Today I think I found the sussiest gaming YouTuber I've ever seen. Go, go, your mom is straight fire! Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Corey Tunge. If you're looking for a bunch of random gaming videos that make you say, what the Tim Buck is going on here, then this guy is for you.

Life just roasted me. I was just relaxing. Then this video showed up. Fuck on my two. Corey, stop it. We are not doing this shit again. How can someone be so mean? I know, Corey.

How could somebody be so fucking mean? How could I be so mean to somebody that looks like fucking Chris Tyson in every video? By the way, audience, for context, if you haven't seen any of my YouTube shorts, I've made fun of Corey Tunch for a long time. And I guess this is Corey's shabby response to my videos. This response is quite literally him staring at the camera

looking like he has a PVC pipe up as a blah. While simultaneously looking at my video, and saying, what the fuck? I don't know, this video is kind of shit. Not this board night kid again. Corey, calm the fuck down. Yeah, I can tell this guy's had a midlife crisis since I made my YouTube channel.

Like, come on, audience, are you gonna tell me like he hasn't considered Cliff jumping after watching my videos? Like he's having a seizure and shit. I mean, he sort of has a point. Damn, what the fuck, Corey? I mean, yeah, I agree. You do look like you have a fucking seizure every video.

At least this guy is self-aware that he's having a midlife crisis. Also, Corey, I noticed you like the video where I embarrass you in front of over a million people. I gotta respect you a little bit here because you can take a joke. Damn, Corey, with the voice acting. You should actually be a voice actor.

Yeah, you shouldn't take that as a fucking compliment. If you were gonna be a voice actor for anything, you should do it for Pokemon. Oh, wait, there's no fucking voice actors in Pokemon. I remember you, Hugh. He does kind of suck. Well, look at that. I agree with Corey again.

If you don't know who exactly Hugh Moran is, I'll pop up a card right here. Go ahead and watch that video. if you want to get context. But, uh, yeah, Hume Moran's content kind of sucks. Like you subscribe if you think Rife and I should roast Hugh. You know what, Corey, f-it.

If you guys really want me to, I will actually collab with this guy and roast Hume-Moran. If you want us both to roast this guy, comment L. Hu Moran in the comment section. Also, I don't know why I'm mentioning this now, but my name is not pronounced Rife. You know the word myth? Just replace the M with an R

and use that pronunciation. Fucking idiot. Holy shit. Okay, what the f*** just happened? Bro literally saw a tick with over 100,000 likes, which by the way, 100,000 likes on TikTok ain't shit. He literally sees the TikTok and all this fucking oxygen leaves his lungs immediately. Does this motherfucker have clout cancer or something?

Okay, what the fuck? I know I keep pausing it, but how the fuck does this guy come up with these ideas? This guy must literally have like the most autistic way to come up with video ideas. Like how the fuck does somebody sit on their couch and think, yeah, I need to make a Minecraft YouTube short and I'm going to smack my ass. But but but but ladies and gentlemen, I'm not just gonna smack my ass I'm gonna put my face on a pig and the pig is gonna get his ass smacked When my face is on it and I'm gonna be smacking my own ass It's gonna be fucking amazing like holy shit the absolute complex to this man's videos is insane Like it out

Oh Like and subscribe and I'll kill the creeper bro what the f did the creeper do? You just killed a pig with your face on it and now bro is just shitting his pants in the background I mean look at him. He's fucking terrified No, no, no, fuck this shit. I'm not even a second into this video and I don't even want to watch the rest of it. This shit makes me want to jump in front of a fucking bullet train. Okay, that was zesty as f- Listen, I understand the myth that e-girls farts and bathwater must taste like fucking heaven.

But I'm sorry to burst through bubble, ladies and gentlemen, but e-girls farts and bathwater, it's the same like the rest of us. Farts smell like sh** and bathwater probably tastes like grime and grum on the bottom of your fucking foot. Why are we obsessed with smelling stinky fucking poo? Oh my beach! Imagine you're in a room and you smell shit. And then you look 40 degrees to your left, and you see this fucking guy. I don't know about you, but I would be strapped with Fibrize for the remaining days of my life. What the hell?

I definitely did not need to see that. I swear every video I make on my YouTube channel, I want to read the Bible more and more. Because there's never enough Jesus for the fucking bullshit I'm watching right now. Uh, like and subscribe if Daisy's better than people. I think I'm going to say fuck you to that offer. My favorite character in Mario is shy guy. I'm not taking question. That's fucking crazy.

You have another man as your wallpaper and not your girl. Actually, on second thought, how the fuck does your girl even live with you? If it was late at night and I was getting to bed and I see this weird shit in the far distance of my house, I would not promise that there wouldn't be a shotgun taken to your fucking skull. Why is bro posted like Jesus before the crucible? Fiction. Roe is profusely sweating and getting down bad, over a six. I wanna bleach my fucking eyes now.

You know what's crazy, ladies and gentlemen? I've only checked out a minute and a half of this dude's content by now. And we still have like five more fucking videos to go. If they only get worse, I swear if they get fucking worse. Like and subscribe it, I'll punish Corey. I don't know, girl, but it looks like Corey's already been punished. I don't know, the way that him and this dude were locking eyes together, I feel like they've had history. These two must be playing football together because Corey must be his wide receiver.

How many of these fucking outfits do you own? I guarantee you like 90% of his fucking outfits are women. Like how the fuck do you go out in public wearing this shit? I know. What the fuck? I'm asking the same question. Is it weird that I want to go commit, die right here right now, but I'm indecisive on how I want to do so? Because no death will be satisfying enough to get this bullshit out of my head. You're cheating on me again? No, no, no, no! Wow, holy shit, very extremely rare E-girl W.

Like his inscribing, I'll break up with Desi. Dessie, my girl! Beat the fuck out of him more, please. Please, not this shit again. Nah, that's fucking crazy. He's mind controlled by the ass. Ew, what the- Again? Ooh, how the fuck are they doing this shit again? I swear after the first time they did the little...

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. They would stop. But no, I guess I am terribly mistaken. These mufuckus can't contain themselves no matter what they're doing. Like and subscribe if you like teach more than Mario. Again, Desi. Shy guys better. Fuck you.

Why? Why are we doing this shit? Why is he fucking Pikachu? Hey, this. Best day ever! Hey, Koi, what the hell? Like my moves. No, motherfucker. I don't like your moves.

And what the fuck do you have a Chun Lee outfit? I already know that fucking costume stinks like shit. I even don't like that. Don't you dare hurt my mask? Please stop. It's the third time this week he's cheated on me. Wait a minute. The third time this fucking week? Wait a minute. Let me do some thinking.

Oh, it was that guy and those two girls. But more so this guy. Fucking buff, hairy man. Wait, what? I'm sorry. Pet him harder. Wait a sec. What?

My turn now. Broj just spawned in out of the fucking metaverse. Come on. Like and subscribe if you like us more than Corey. You know what? I think I do. Well, more so. Dessie than this fucking guy. I mean look at him. How the fuck am I supposed to like this?

So, gore. Your mom is straight fire. Bro, don't talk about my mom like that. I'm just stating facts. Low key, I feel bad for all the kids out there that's got hot moms. Every time your friends visit the house, you gotta hear it from them. I'm sure somebody in the audience can relate. Whenever your friends come over, you gotta hear the craziest shit about your mom. Is it pig? Shut the fuck up. Just please!

Can you stop wasting my time? Once you go, oohoo, there ain't no other for you! That is probably the shittiest quote I've ever heard in my 19 years of existence. Once you go woo-woo, there's nothing more for you. I'm gonna fucking shoot myself. Is that your mom? Like his mom? Yeah, no, that's fucking nasty.

Yeah, no, I'm fucking done. Everybody click the video on screen to watch more. But anyways, yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came later. Oh my gosh. Uh-oh. My oculus is in there. Hey? That's my car!

Oh my god! Yeah, I want to catlack, tell I'm Matt Blatch. Yeah, I want to take... All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. Our man, baby, he dropped a Christmas special. Today we're going to be taking a visit down memory lane to our favorite YouTube channel, Darmann. So yeah, today we're going to be checking out his Christmas special, which I think is very entertaining.

It's half an hour long. I have no idea if we're going to make it through the entire video, but you know what? We're going to see what happens. But yeah, before we get it to today's video, please subscribe to the channel. You're not going to regret it. But yeah, audience with that, being said, darn it. Yes, yes, yes.

They have it in stock, please. Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, can you please get this for me? Don't you already have an Xbox? No, no, no, this is a PlayStation. It's completely different. All my friends at school are calling me a virgin, and I need a PlayStation. I want to be cool. Look, bro, I get it.

You got an Xbox and you want a PlayStation, but, dude, let's just be real for a second. All right? Consuls are stupid. How do you feel, audience, that you're getting home from school and you're like, dang, I want to play some online video games, and you've got to pay $60 dollars a year to play with your friends. Listen, man, all I'm saying is that if you want to save yourself some money, bro, get a computer, that's all I'm saying, buddy.

I mean, no judgment here, bro. I mean, if you want to go ahead and rock yourself an Xbox or a PlayStation, then you go ahead and do that. But all I'm saying, bro, is that if you get that PlayStation, I would only hope you got an extra 60 bucks to throw down for it. Come on, please, this will be my Christmas price. Let's see. $500?

Bro, that is so fact. $500, bro, and you still got. to pay for an online membership. Bro, I am never gonna understand why people buy consoles. It's just you pay $500. Why do you want to spend another 60? And look at the dude's face too. He has no idea what's going on.

He's like, yeah, I'm gonna spend $500 and act like it's completely nothing. Dude, like save your mother some money. Do some research. You know, I don't have a job right now. Come on. Dad would get this for me in a heartbeat. You know what? Just forget it.

Yeah, you know what? I think that's actually the smartest. thing that this kid has said today. Yeah, you know what, Mom, I know you don't have a job right now. I know you have absolutely zero income. But you know what? I don't care. Just buy me the PlayStation 5. Money grows on trees. Don't be that way. Troy, how about Soculus? Didn't you say you wanted one? You did, right? Not as much as a PS5. I know, but it's $200 cheaper and this is still a really nice Christmas gift. Yeah, whatever. It's fine. Look, I'll be waiting outside. This has got to be the most inappreciative little

man I've ever seen in my life. And by the way, audience, I know this is a skit. Okay, do not shoot me in the skull with their cult 45 and two zigzags. You know what I'm saying? I'm just reacting to the video pretending it's a real situation. But bro, I can put myself in this situation whenever people would try spending money on me and they would be like on their last dollar. I would not be acting like this kid. Like, I genuinely feel bad whenever people spend money on me. If this was like a real situation and I seen this kid acting up like that, then bro, this guy's going to get the fattest smack in the face bro like you did not deserve to treat your mother like that this has got to be the most spoiled brat ever i mean look at how he's walking out that store dude he's out here with the spaghetti arms

oh man mommy k can't give me the playstation five like bro show some dignity plus there's no difference between the ps4 and the ps5 anyways oh no you're gonna play fortnight in 4k resolution woohoo oh happy holidays happy that's what you want to call it sure by chance are you guys hiring No, sorry. Yeah. That'll be $322.92.92. There aren't any coupons or anything, are there? Unfortunately not.

All right, here you go. Sorry. I'm sorry. It says insufficient funds. All right, not to go ahead and shame the mother here, right? Because, I mean, she's trying to do everything she can and go ahead and get her little crum-cruncher, that an appreciative little kid. But dude, you cannot hide the fact that this woman is trying to say that she is poor without telling her that she is poor. Like I get it, bro, you're trying to ask around, you're trying to get hired and stuff like that. You're trying to do what you can. But man, you don't need to try to gil-trip other people to try to give you a discount or try to feel sympathy for you, bro.

Or this lady can take my advice and just not get the virtual reality system altogether. I mean, look at this spoiled little kid. Do you genuinely think he deserves it? I don't know about you, but if this was my child, okay, the only thing that he's going to be getting on Christmas Day is a fat spanking. Do you have another card you can try or cash? Let me see. You could apply for a store credit card. No, that's all right.

I don't want to dig deeper in debt, you know. It went through. Great. All right, here's your change. Thank you. Would you like a bag? Sure. It's 25 cents.

That's all right. Don't worry about it. Thank you. You know what? Happy holidays. Oh, thank goodness. What a saint. She got a bag for her merchandise.

After all, this woman is, you know, deep in debt and all this other stuff, right? You know, you paid that 25 cents. I guarantee you, you just changed her life with that 25 cents. I mean, audience, that 25 cent bag is probably doing so many wonderful things for her life. It's probably got her out of debt. It's probably paid for her apartment rent. It's got everything covered. Thank you so much, store clerk.

You made such an impact. Shoot. Nah, we gotta go back. For what? It says it doesn't include a carrying case. Can you believe it? What do you need a carrying case for? You could just use the box. What? No, no, I can't bring this to my friend's house... In the box. Uh, yeah, Mom, what are you talking about? Of course I need the Louis Vuitton bag. Of course, my VR system.

I already know you can't even afford a 25 cent bag bucket, but can we please go back and spend another 150 bucks! I look so cheap. Come on, Troy. Now, I just spent a lot of money. Forget it. I'll just ask that. Your favorite line. Oh, my lord. Of course this guy's got a supreme phone case on his iPhone.

Yeah, man, what a great way to just top off the idea that you're an absolute spoiled brat. I'm just going to tell you now, audience, all right? I've made a pretty good fair share amount of cash from this YouTube channel. I'm just saying. I'm just going to let you guys know that I spent literally like none of it. Okay? My phone case is literally like five bucks off Amazon. Buying all this brand name stuff and all this expensive clothing and all this other extra stuff, you don't need it.

My advice to the audience are right, do not wear your money, do not drive your money, okay? It's better to go ahead and have money than go ahead and spending it on useless stuff. Thank you. Next. You're happy now? Hey, where's my car? This, this is where I parked. Yeah, yeah, it is in fact where you parked.

And by the way, all the way. In case you're wondering, if you parked in a certain parking spot and you come back to your car and guess what, uh, your car's not there. I think, uh, I think your car may have been stolen. Call 911 immediately. Don't be like this woman, okay? Don't have a mental breakdown. Wait. Isn't that our car? Oh my gosh. My Oculus is in there. Nice, bro. Don't care about your mother's car at all. Okay, you gotta care about the Oculus.

Oh, oh, the VR headsets in there. Oh, God forbid. Yeah, let's not worry about the form of transportation. that's going to get you back to your house. Let's worry about the VR headset. Yeah, man, yeah. Someone broke into my car. They stole my son's Christmas gift. Oh, you know, this isn't the safest place for parking.

I never parked here. You took it here. Well, you should have paid your parking meter. There's nothing I could do. We're not responsible. I would 100% guarantee you audience that this is probably the guy that stole this woman's Christmas gift. Are you really going to trust a fat tow truck man with a man bun and sunglasses

that he did not steal your gift? If you don't believe me audience, then you just baffle me, all right? The audience baffles me. What are you crying about now? Mom. Do you have any idea what I went through to get you a present? I pretty much spent my last dollar. Okay.

What? This man is an absolute menace. This man shows absolutely zero sympathy for his mother. The fact that her car got broken into, taken to the pound, and then she had to get it redeemed out by her grandmother, and then also the Christmas gift was taken away. She went through all that for you and after everything, the only thing you had to say it was, okay. Dude, I would beat this kid. I would bait this kid so bad.

No dad told me, why you guys split up? It was all your fault. She broke up the family. I wouldn't go live with dad. I don't be here anymore. You can make your own decisions, Troy. Yeah, audience, actually, I want to see how good Troy's decisions are going to be. All right, let's go ahead and see Troy on his own.

This man after like a week of being disconnected from his mother, bro, he's going to be down in the ditches. She's gonna be town atrocious. I wouldn't go live with dad. Daddy's gonna take care of me. Like, dude, please, please shut up. The reason she isn't saying anything is because she doesn't want you to think any less of your father. You see, your mom has always done her best to take care of everyone around her. On top of trying to be the best mother and the best wife, she also sacrificed her own career to help build

your dad's business. He never really appreciated your mom. Been a few weeks ago on your dad's birthday. He didn't come home because he was working late at the office. So she decided to surprising. Little did she know that she would be getting the surprise. When she walked into your dad's office, there he was. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, I think I might go ahead and end off this Darmad special here.

I hope you guys ended up and join the, video please subscribe if you enjoyed but yeah audience I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came later while we're looking at it I want you to think about the environment leave a like on today's video or that vegan teacher is gonna sleep with your mother tonight all right people welcome back to the channel welcome back to another video what today we got some vegan teacher to check out to anybody that doesn't know who vegan teacher is I'm just kidding who we don't need to explain who vegan teacher is so today that vegan teacher uploaded a video called nobody should have

kids agree or disagree write you ideas in the comments section bro she can't even title a video correctly writes your ideas write your ideas come on vegan teacher grammar so anyways we're gonna be losing some brain cells to that vegan teacher's YouTube video today now before we get into today's video if you guys end up enjoying this video by any means please subscribe to the channel it's free and you can always unsubscribe later but yeah audience with that being said let's go ahead and check out this video hello students welcome to class I forgot that the vegan teacher referred to her

audience as the class. Listen, bro, I'm just going to set some boundaries right here. I was never your student. I was never a that vegan teacher scholar, okay? I'm just here watching your video. I'm just some guy on the internet. Thank you. Don't try to make your YouTube channel something that it's not. You're not some pillar of wisdom. You're just an old lady that used to be an English teacher and now you're just some vegan animal rights activist. Stop trying to make yourself more important than what you actually are. Raise your hand if you consider yourself to be an environmentalist. Somebody who cares about environment. Now raise your hand if you care about future generations. I can already see where

this is going. She's going to try to make ourselves raise our hands because guess what? We care about the environment. We care about future generations, right? And then she's going to ask the question saying, do you care about animals? And of course, we're all going to simultaneously raise our hands and she's going to be like, ha, I got you right there. You actually don't care about animals. And here is why you don't care about animals. You actually eat meat at Texas Roadhouse. Okay. Ha ha ha. Got you there. Raise your hand. If you care about animals. Oh my gosh, bro. Talk about predictions. Talk about prediction. You guys, the audience, you guys just need to call me a prophet at this point. I am with the prophet. This is how you guys need

to refer to me from now on. I am a prophet. I am nothing less than a profit. You can just call me a prediction god, but I don't think that is that suitable for me. I am a prophet, okay? If you're listening to this right now, comment profit five times. What is the best thing for animals? It's if we protect their planet and we of course don't eat them, wear them or use them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, vegan teacher. As long as we care about animals, we don't need to eat them, consume them, or wear them, or anything. If this is supposed to be the part where that vegan teacher is supposed to be like, well, you care about animals, but yet you eat animals, aren't you a bit of a hypocrite? Well, the answer to that is absolutely.

I am a hypocrite, I am a fat hypocrite. And guess what? You can't change anything about that because at the end of the day, you can't argue with somebody that doesn't care. I got my English bulldog sitting below the table that I'm making this video on, and I'm about to go leave to go to Colville. right now to go ahead and get myself a fat beefy burger. I care about animals. I care about my dog that is sitting in front of me, but I also do not care about cows because they're tasty. They deserve to be in my stomach. Now, what we're going to do is look at this short video, and while we're looking at it, I want you to think about the environment, I want you to think about future generations, and think about the impact that future generations can have on the animals. Yep, it's another one of those guilt trip videos. where that vegan teacher is going to make us watch a video and we're going to be like,

oh my gosh, I feel so bad for the animals, bro. And the simple reality is, is that as we're watching these videos, this is our faces as we're watching these videos. We don't give a singular ounce of care as we're watching it. Oh, my gosh, I care about the animal. No, I don't. And think about the impact that future generations can have on the animals. All right, you got that audience.

We're watching this video. We're going to consider the future generations and what? the future generations are going to have on the animals. Okay, make sure you got that memorized inside of your head because that's going to be very important. I'm just kidding, bro. None of this is actually important. None of this actually applies to your life. Once you're dead, bro, once you're dead and gone, none of this is going to matter. You know, as we're up in heaven's shaking hands with Jesus Christ, we're going to be looking back down on earth and be like, ha! Remember when we actually cared about what the environment said. I want you also to think

about having children. Who here would like to have children? Raise your hand if you want to have children. Oh yeah, baby. Having children. I cannot wait. I'm just kidding, bro. I'm not having children, okay? As an asexual man, I do not even like getting hugged, okay? Can you imagine me trying to have children? And why do you want to have children? Uh, no. I don't want to have children. I mean, can you imagine another version of Rith walking around? That just sounds like a nightmare and a half, bro. Like, there's no way. There's no way that this world needs another one of me. Or if you've had children already, like myself, do you think that it was a good net positive for the earth to have had children? I can already tell you audience right now that this is actually about to get like really controversial.

Because look, the vegan teacher, she's talking to parents, like she's talking not only to children, right? She's talking to parents too. To any parent, right, if you just go up to any parent and you say, you know what, your children, they actually don't matter. Okay, your children were a mistake. You are quite frankly just looking to get beaten up, like instantaneously. Like, for example, say to like some miraculous thing happened where I actually had children. Lo and behold, say to like I did have children. This is entirely hypothetical.

But yeah, if somebody said that, yeah, my child was, you know, completely a mistake, you know, they were never supposed to happen. To say the least, I would get pretty angry. I'm not going to lie. I would be a little bit mad. Think about what you're seeing and write some stuff in the comments below about your thoughts. Yeah, audience so wild. We're not going to be doing any of that, okay? I don't know why this woman is stuck in the 1840s

where she's going to genuinely think that we're going to whip out our notebooks and start jotting down notes because of a vegan teacher. I don't know where she got that idea, but yeah, let's just go ahead and watch the video that she actually wants us to check out. Bless you. Sorry, he's got a touch of flu. Yeah, it's going round.

I just have a little id off. I don't know about you guys, but the way that this guy's looking at this child is looking very perverted right now. Out of all the places that this responsible mother could have put her child, you decide to put it next to this guy, okay? This guy looks like colossal is crazy. Going somewhere nice?

Just getting away for a bit. Somewhere no one can find me. God, that sounds great. We're off on holiday to the south of France. Oh, nice. It's a long way by coach. I know. It's just, you know, the environment.

Oh, here we go. She said the big word. You can see vegan teachers. She's got a big old grin on her face now that she said the word. She said the environment word. I can already tell you by the Joker smile that vegan teacher is providing us that the next two minutes, the next following two minutes, is going to be so action-packed that I'm probably going to have to get a diaper. Yes.

For those of you who don't know, when they're talking about coach, they mean by buss. Because some people, I know Canadians know, the Canadian kids anyway might not know that. Yes, vegan teacher. I'm pretty sure that all of us are at least a little bit educated. I mean, after all, they are the Rith fan base. We are the Rith viewers. You know, I'm pretty sure that everybody that watches my channel has at least a 4.0 GPA, so you don't need to inform us on a British slang, okay?

We know that. And by the way, you can subscribe right now to get a 4.0 GPA, I promise. Your grades are going to skyrocket. We should all think of that. I don't want to sound like a twat, but I just... You know, I do think that we've all got a responsibility. I just do. No, you're right. We do. We all do.

Why did you have him then? Sorry. Nothing uses carbon like a first... world human yet you created one. Why? Why would you do that? He will produce 515 tons of carbon in his lifetime. That's 40 trucks worth. Having him was the equivalent of nearly six and a half thousand flights to Paris. You could have flown 90 times a year, there and back nearly every week of your life and still not had the same impact on the planet as his birth had. You know, I'm going to be completely honest, all right? These are some pretty interesting facts, you know, given by that

vegan teacher. We gotta be honest here. This is pretty interesting. You know, I would consider myself to be a pretty studious person. I like to be pretty much educated on anything that I can find. So yes, this is actually the first time I'm watching a That Vegan teacher YouTube video and I'm actually learning something. And I'm actually learning something. I'm actually learning something. Not to mention, pesticides, detergent. I am finally clicking on a video by That Vegan teacher and I am learning something. But the funny thing is that vegan teacher isn't the one teaching me. I don't think. Pesticides, detergents, the huge quantity of plastics, the nuclear fuels used to keep him warm. His birth was a selfish act. Oh, baby, he said it. He said the word. His birth was a selfish act.

Oh, oh, vegan teacher. She's just closing her eyes on this one. She's probably thinking in her head right now, yeah, that is completely true. I never should have birthed my kids right now. I might as well slit their throats open while I think about this right here. It was brutal. You have condemned others to suffering. In fact, if you really cared,

what you do is cut his throat open right now. Ugh, that is nasty, bro. Here she is just gobbling all that saliva. Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp. Ugh, like, how do you, how does she even make that noise? You know what, audience, I'm just not going to question it. I'm just going to go ahead and end off the video here. I don't want to hear that noise ever again.

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