Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 18

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 18

Oh, dang it. Oh, day. People, what's up? Today I discovered the weirdest animation channel on YouTube. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Mushroom Animation. I made a YouTube short about this guy a while back in the past and you guys seem to really like it. So we're going to check out more of their degeneracy and see if their content has gotten any better. Spoiler alert, it fucking hasn't.

Anyways, thank you, Bito 999 for the video idea. But with that being said, let's begin. Okay, first thing I noticed about this guy's content is that he has to put a fucking watermark in his videos. Listen, man, I don't know why you would need to put a watermark on your videos. Nobody's going to be stealing this shit. Listen, man, I'm all for keeping your content exclusive to yourself. But if the content you're trying to keep exclusive to yourself, his like some Kroger brand dog shit lunch meat from the fucking cafeteria at a public school,

you don't need to add your fucking big-ass watermark on your shitty videos. I'm only 1.1 seconds into your fucking video, and I'm already shitting on it this bad. My fuck, I'm predicting the future. I'm like Elijah the fucking prophet in the Bible with this shit. I already know the videos are going to be dog shit by the end of this video. What the fuck happened in the last 5.2 seconds of the video? Did this guy upgrade to a fucking RTX graphics card at the end of his fucking video? She did not look like this, the previous 15 seconds of the content. Well, going forward, I am never ever going to open your year.

YouTube channel in public. Because only God knows what kind of content I'm going to be getting f***in served if I click on your YouTube shorts. If this is supposed to be the shit that I'm supposed to expect, I'm going to be heavily questioned by the fucking authorities, my parents, everybody. It's too fucking risky. I can't do it. Baker, better, stronger.

Baker, bad, bad, than ever before. Baker, better, stronger. Baker, bad, bad, stronger. Baker, bad. Holy fucking shit. We got the Rosie Riveter of fucking brain rot before GTA 6. Okay, but in all seriousness, what kind of demographic is this video even supposed to be under? Are we supposed to advertise this shit to Brainrod Gen Alpha tart asses?

Is this content supposed to be served to them? The fucking fitness Instagram gooners? What are we talking about? If you're going to animate your fantasies, Mr. Mushroom cartoon, at least you can have some fucking direction with it. Fat f-f. I guarantee all the fat-ass Gen Alpha BrainRot kids that are bed rotting in the room can really relate. my fucka eating a bucket of KFC chicken leaving burgers all over the place and what is that gerbil shit.

Brody's too lazy to walk to the toilet. You got a shit in your fucking KFC bucket. Lazy ass motherfucker. Hey look, it's the outfit that all of you fantasize my character wearing. You know what, audience? I give all of you permission. If you want to draw my character like this, go ahead. I will post the best looking one on my community tab.

Yoss bitch. I'm going to be the queen of cross-dressing. You fucking see. Don't fail me, audience. I know you can draw me really. in this outfit. Ah shit! Honey, it's, I just remember this was the exact video I reacted to all that time ago.

I don't know why I didn't recognize the video as I was watching it. But whether I reacted to this video five months ago or yesterday, the video is still fucking terrible. I don't care how many beers deep I am watching this YouTube video, I'm not going to be happy. I wouldn't even get started if I feel fucking tingly about this video. Personally, I think you should just delete this fucking video today. You hear that fellas over at Mushroom? Animation and Corporation.

Muff-faka, you should be deleting all of this shit now. This shit should not be on YouTube shorts. Why the hell did this guy whip out a knife? Oh, is it because her booty pit got leaked? Muffka had it in the go go-goon folder ready to go hot and ready Little Caesars type shit. Dude, why is this even necessary in this part of the video? It's like the entire animation is absolute dog shit. But then randomly throughout the video, they all of a sudden want to make the most absolute

detailed fucking animation of all time. And this is the type of animation they want to cook up. Bro, you can allocate your time drawing these animations to something way more productive. I'm hiring animators. I promise I'll pay you more. Just please stop animating this shit. It's fucking terrible. Little Timmy in his divorced parents' household does not need to be seeing this shit right now.

Damn, dude, this guy's like the definition of love at first sight. Bro's more vulnerable than I was in eighth grade. If she breathed and had a hole, I had a fucking goal. This muf-fucka is me in middle school. Honey, it's imagine dating a psycho girl and she ain't even hot. If you're gonna date a girl that damn well looks like that she can kill you, why would you date some absolute fucking chopped on screen? No wonder bro was dreaming about a psycho girl that was actually hot.

Little Brody's dating a psychopath that's not even hot. That's like no return on your investment. What a fucking idiot. Thank you, dude. I'm sure that everybody really needed to. see that. All the five-year-old Timmy's about to really invest their time into your YouTube channel. These little kids are about to treat this YouTube channel like those fat f***ks with $5 in Bitcoin in 2013. Except, you know, they're not going to be rich when they grow up. They're

just going to be the biggest gooners of all time. The registry is about to triple X in 30 years. I fucking promise you. Dude, this video made absolutely no sense. I guess he didn't want to be caught being a pervert, so he decides to get himself in the fucking washing machine. Maybe if my was more plastic and my skeletal system was more cartilage? Maybe I would understand this degenerate shit. Bro, can somebody please explain to me what prompts the animators to make this part of the video the most prominent part? What the f***?

Does a slot machine have to do with anything that's happening on screen? I did it. It's probably some sprunky shit that I don't know about. But why the drawing? Why the drawing and why does it have to be like that? If you want to draw drawings like that, there are plenty of different websites for you to do that. He doesn't have to be on the most prominent kids app of all time, especially uploading this shit to YouTube shorts.

The only mufuck is watching YouTube shorts all day, every day is intermediately consumed fetuses. Yep, I've heard enough. Not only do we have this shit on screen, but we hear Benji X. Scarlett's fucking Sprunky song. What if this account is actually his second account? What do you guys think? Just kidding. Can't we to meet my girlfriend's family. Plus, I got her this brand new car.

Whoa, nice car. It's actually a gift for you. Gabby. All right, people, what's up? Today, we're checking out the craziest Roblox roleplay I've ever seen. His girlfriend's brother hates him, a Roblox movie by Shane Plays. Listen, buddy, don't try making a roleplay sound fancy. This video is Roleplay, and you fucking know it.

Oh, man, I'm so excited. I can't wait to meet my girlfriend's family. Plus, I got her this brand new car. What, wait, wait. So you got a girlfriend, and you never met her family yet, and you've never met her family yet, and you just bought her a new fucking Honda? That has gotta be the most beta shit I've ever seen. If you want a girl that actually loves and respects you,

buying your girlfriend a car before you even meet her family does not show that you care about yourself. This guy really thinks he's gonna win a girl's heart by buying them a car. But then again, this is Roblox, every girl's materialistic in that game. She's gonna be so excited. Hey, who are you? Oh, you must be Gabby's brother. Gavin?

I'm Derek. I'm Gabby's boyfriend. Whoa, nice car. It's actually a gift for Gabby. Oh, really? Ha! Stupid car! Hey, what are you doing? Getting rid of you. That's what I'm doing.

What the fuck just happened? Within five seconds, you go from saying nice car to beating up a car. I don't know, man. I feel like you dating this girl may not be a very good idea. If this is the family you're gonna have to deal with, this bipolar fucking family, you have got to get out of that shit, you are going to die. You hate me. Why? This Gabby never spends time with me anymore because of you.

Whoa, whoa, what is going on out here? Gabby, your brother's freaking out. Like, I didn't do anything. Guys, stop arguing. Hey, what's going on? There's all the commotion out here. And who's this punk? This is my boyfriend, Dad.

Dad, look at the car he bought Gabby. This is it? What a piece of trash. Gabby, I don't want you dating a loser like this. This only confirms the shit. I just said. I love how the dad tells her daughter to break up with their boyfriend. Because motherfucker didn't pull up in what a Bugatti or some shit?

That is crazy. A man pulls up to meet his girlfriend's family. And within the following 30 seconds, he gets his car destroyed. And the dad tells his daughter to break up with him. That is some fucking bullshit. I'm glad that Gabby still wants to go on a date even after all that just happened. Hey, Derek, over here. Hey, Gabby.

Wait, Gavin? What's he doing here? Gabby said you guys were going out to dinner and I wanted to tag along. Yeah, I thought it would be great for you guys to get to know each other better. I'll be right back. I'm going to go grab us some drinks, okay? I hope you enjoy driving that broken down car back to the dealership. Gavin, what's going on? I hate you. Isn't it obvious?

I don't care about the car at all. I just want to get along with you, okay? I'm sorry, but this is going to be the most calm and collected person I've ever seen. If I pull up to my girlfriend's house and the older brother just straight up destroys my car, Rest assured the next time I see him, I will be kicking his fucking ass. Oh, I don't like you. Shut the fuck up. You break my car, I break your fucking neck. You don't have to act like this.

Yeah, well, fat chance. I'm never going to be friends of you. And the sooner Gabby breaks up with you, the better. Hey, guys, I brought you guys your drinks. What were you guys talking about? Well, we were talking about the car I just bought you. Hey! I'm so sorry, my hand must have slipped.

Gavin, what is your problem? Why are you yelling at me? Derek, what has gotten into you? You just saw him! He threw his drink on me! This video is infuriating. I understand that this is a Roblox roleplay video, but holy fuck! I've never felt so emotionally attached to a Roblox character before. The older brother is cock-blocking my boy so hard.

A man's just trying to get pussy. Is that so much to ask? Obviously, Gavin's upset, so I think it's just best if you go. Derek, you can't be serious, man. Buying flowers for Gabby? after what happened last night? I think these flowers will get Gabby to forgive me. Motherfucker, forgive you from what? There's no way you're going to let her walk all over you.

She is a complete bitch. I have no idea why you're buying flowers for her, bro, chacho. She is fucking stupid. I don't know about you, but I would be listening to McDonald's hairline if I were you. Yeah, I don't think so, man. Well, I want to try it anyway. I got to do something to make up for it. You really love her a lot, don't you?

Of course I do. I just don't know what to do about her brother, Yeah, he sounds like a total pain in the neck, man. I just feel like he's always trying to sabotage me. I don't know, Devon. What would you do? You're my older brother. Well, I'll be honest with you, man.

Fucking shoot him! That's what I do! I hope Gabby's able to forgive me. Derek, what are you doing here? Here, these are for you. I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry about what happened at the restaurant. This main character really thinks that materialistic things fix everything. You can buy gifts all you want, but it's never going to equal a genuine sorry.

Not that you actually even need to say sorry anyways. You're apologizing to a fucking bitch anyways. If I were the older brother, I would straight up tell him, yo, these flowers are some beta shit. Why the fuck are you doing this? You're a dumb ass. These are beautiful. Thank you. I accept your apology. And I was wondering if it would be okay if I talk to Gavin too?

I'd like to apologize to him. I don't know. I don't think that's such a good idea. Oh, come on, please. I truly want us to get along. So we're just gonna forget that he fucked up your car. And spilled a drink on you. And tried sabotaging your relationship. Yeah, we're just gonna forget about that. We're just gonna forget that shit ever happened.

You, you are a fucking cuck. Can somebody please slap this man. Okay, sure. He's in the backyard. All right, great. Thanks. Hey, Gavin. Ugh, you? What do you want? Look, I just want to talk. Just let me apologize to you.

I'm really sorry about what happened at the restaurant. And I'd like to start fresh. Really? You mean it? Of course I do. I know you don't really like me right now, but I think if we give it some time, I'll start to grow on you. Just watch. Yeah, maybe you're right.

So from now on, we're going to be nice to each other. Is that a deal? Yeah, fine, that's a deal. Here, let's shake on it. All right, you got it. You have to be the dumbest idiot I've ever met in my life. You really think I'm just going to forgive you like that? I'm never going to like you.

I'm going to make sure she breaks up with you one way or another. At this point in the video, I kind of like the older brother more. There's no way audience that you can disagree with. me that our main character is a fucking dumbass. After chasing such a bipolar bitch with a bipolar family, you kind of deserve the shit that's coming to you. I'm low-key cheering for the older brother. At least it's gonna put this guy out of his misery. Come on dude, I thought you said you were good at this game. I don't think I'm in the mood. Well, we're here now man, come on. Head in the game, let's go.

Ah, lost again. What is wrong with you, man? I tried to play nice with Gavin but I got rewarded with being pushed in the pool. You tried your best to be nice to him. Oh, well, look who it is. Speaking of the devil. Man, this place sucks. Hey, you Gavin. No, Devin, don't. What do you want? What I want is for you to stop picking on my brother. No one's going to bully him, especially a little twerp like you, man. Yeah, what are you going to do about it, old man? Old man. Yeah, you peaked in high school and literally no one cares about you. That is the best insult I've ever heard in my life. The fact this motherfucker's saying, you peaked in high school. Oh, the hypocrisy! I've won't.

I want Gavin to get his face smashed in by this motherfucker right here. A big beefy knuckle sandwich is just what he deserves. Hey guys, knock it off, come on. Oh, Derek, you were right. This guy has a problem. All this just has to stop. I'm not gonna stop. Gabby's gonna break up with you soon enough.

Just wait. I find it very baffling that I have not yet commented on the voice acting in this video. Gavin sounds like that one shitty antagonist from Johnny Test. What's his fucking name? Bling, bling. In the script for the voice actors is so fucking bad. It's the typical comic mischief that's like, You won't get away with this.

You ain't gonna fuck my girlfriend on my watch. Either way, I gotta say, it is pretty funny. This is the best part of the movie. Oh, man, this movie's really starting to freak me out. Ah! Oh my gosh. You seriously just jumped like a million feet in the air. Come in.

Hey, Gabby. Listen, grab your stuff. We're gonna go to the beach. Wait, what? Yeah, that's right. So go get ready. Oh my gosh, okay. Wait, you're going to the beach?

Yeah, of course. I love the beach. Yeah, but today was supposed to be Siblings Day. We're supposed to watch the sequel of the movie, and then we're going to play video games after. Maybe next time. I'm going to go get my things, Derek. This is exactly what I'm talking about.

I hate him. I hate him so much. This guy is giving so many quiet kid vibes. I feel like if I met this guy, IRL, I would never turn my back to him. Because the second that I do, I'm going to have an AR-15. bullet go right through my fucking skull.

He sounds like the kid that be twiddling his thumbs and mumbling shit under his breath in the back of class. This guy is an actual demon. Oh my gosh, thank you so much, Derek. I love the beach. I really needed this. Well, of course, Gabby. Anything for you. Derek thinks he can just

take Gabby wherever he wants, whatever he wants. We'll see about that. So now what? Is Gavin going to somehow push the blame onto our main character? I don't know how the fuck he's going to pull that off because he's standing right in front of Gabby right this very second. He's probably going to pull some Houdini shit out of his ass and everybody's going to believe him because this role play is making no fucking sense. Go see a movie. Ooh, shopping sounds so good. I mean,

hold on. I'm getting a phone call. It's my dad. What does he want? My dad. Whoa, what happened? Oh my gosh. I'll be home soon. I promise. Dad, are you okay? Do I look okay to you? And look at our house. It's completely destroyed. Hey, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I was actually wondering if you'd let me help out with the renovations. All right, sure. Well, as you can see, someone just broke in and completely made a mess of the place. You know, sir, don't worry about this at all.

I'll take care of it. Really? You will? You know, that it would be a really big help. I got a business of my own to run, and I don't have time for this. Well, don't you worry, sir. I'll get it done in no time. You're really not that bad.

Here, here's a house key. If you need anything else, just give me a call, okay? Oh, wow, of course, sir. So what? Now they're best friends or some shit. If you remember at the beginning of the video, these guys fucking hated each other. The dad was going at his neck and shit.

Now they're best friends, renovating the house, jerking each other off? This story is a roller coaster. It's so hard to follow. Well, what do you think? I made sure to work super hard on everything. I just can't believe you actually did it. Well, I'm a man of my word.

I fix some other stuff in the house too. Now everything's up to code. You know, Derek, I'm really sorry about it before. You know, you're really not a bad guy after all. Say, Mr. Westfield, your watch is beautiful. Tomorrow, the first Rolex is ever made. It's a family heirloom, passed down to the head of the family for generations and generation. I wear it every single day.

Wow, that's incredible. Maybe one day it'll get passed down to you. Oh, what? That watch is supposed to go to me. Maybe this is an opportunity. This guy is a psychopath. You break a car, you throw a bottle into somebody's face, then you push him into a pool, you run.

You wreck your fucking house. Now you're gonna steal the only family heirloom and you're gonna blame it on the main character. Kevin, what the fuck did he do to deserve this shit? Oh, is it because he stole your sister. Sorry motherfucker, but somebody else is fucking your sister now. I'm sorry, it's not you. It's gonna sneak in a dad's room and get the watch. Oh, perfect.

Right where he always leaves it. Goodbye Derek. Hey, what's going on? Returning to the scene of the crime, huh? Seen of the crime. What are you talking about? You know that watch? My family heirloom? Someone broke in and stole it last night. Whoa, what? That's crazy. What's crazy is you came back here after you were the one that stole it.

Like I said before, this whole video is the most bipolar shit I've ever seen. First they hate him, then they like him, then they hate him, then they like him, like guys, pick a fucking struggle. I'm just gonna skip the bullshit and really get to the juicy ass of the video. Eric, all of this stuff, is it? True? Gabby, I promised you. I didn't do it. I don't even know what to believe anymore. And look at you! Upsetting my daughter now! Get out of my house! Man, I can't believe all this mess. Why am I being blamed for it?

Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You're under arrest, criminal? Under arrest? For what? For stealing a super fancy watch and also invading private property. Okay, policeman, but with what fucking proof do you have? Gotta love the justice system, baby! Gabby, Gabby, please tell this cop that there's nothing going on. I'm sorry, Derek, but actually, I was the one that called the cops. Derek, I can't be with the criminal. We're done.

It's been a few days since Derek got arrested. Gabby hasn't even left her room. Gabby, do you want to go out to lunch? Just go away. Leave me alone. We got to talk. I'm the one that stole the watch. What?

Yeah, look, see, I have it right here. Why would you do that? You went along with it, and it was your idea that Derek was the one that stole it. I'm really sorry, okay? I'm just afraid I was losing you. You were always hanging out with him and you just left me alone and I was sad. I am so mad at you right now. Derek has been in jail for a couple of days.

We need to go down there and help him and you need to go tell him the truth. Oh yeah, because telling the truth is totally going to make everything all better. Oh, I'm so sorry, pal. You've been riding in jail for a few days getting buck fucked by Tyrone in the jail cell. Go fuck yourself, Gavin. Anyways, y'all, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. I've just arrived at my Airbnb, which I booked just to marry my friend's mom.

What the hell? All right people, what's up? Today I found Zachary Ryan's weirdest video I've ever seen. Marrying my best friend's mom. You know what they say, Zachary. When there's a hole, there's a goal. Damn, 10 seconds into the video and you committed fucking murder! I thought this was about you marrying your best friend's mom! What the fuck just happened? What are you killed? Yeah, girl, you fucking murder, you piece of shit.

Guys, look I bought oxygen tanks. Wow! So that's what you do before you record a YouTube video. This mufuck is like asthma on steroids. We're literally in the middle of nowhere right now. We're going to a ghost house. Oh! Jesus Christ, I think my house just fucking shook.

With that motherfucker falling to the ground, I feel like that's how to cause a magnitude 10, fucking earthquake. The only way you're gonna wake this motherfucker up is with a pokey f***. You guys think it's a snor-lacks blocking the road knots this fucking guy. That was ice Then the girls claimed an abandoned house was haunted. We were in there and the door just slammed shut. You're such a pussy. Yeah, I'm gonna come check it out right now. One second.

Just go around this. I think we'll just go around, huh? Yeah, just go around. Oh my god, you guys! Fucking pussy. Hey, you dropped one. Oh, thanks. Mmm.

What the fuck? What the fuck dude? I've seen some nasty ass shit in my day, but never have I seen dogs that fucking disgusting. Grabbing a potato chip and on top of that, you eat the damn shit. What the fuck is wrong with you? That's so not right. I agree, that was fucking disgusting. My feet smell really bad to me.

Then get your stinky fucking ass in the shower. Damn, all fucking none of these guys know how to bathe. Okay, Will, we gotta talk about it, man. About what? The constant your mom jokes. Why are you guys talking about this like it's top secret area 51- files. You're talking about your mom jokes in your car, like pull it together, Zachary. Like, if this guy was talking about how he ficks your mom or something, okay. I guess that gives you room to talk some

shit. But we're talking about Zachary here. He would probably say some shit like, you can't be talking about your fucking my mom. If anyone's going to fuck my mom, it's going to be me. Like, seriously, Zachary, calm down. I don't make that many of your mom jobs, dude. Bro. Oh, I got him. I got him right. Your mom got him right. Guys, so should I put a bullet through my head now or should I wait till the end of the video? Listen, I understand Zachary Ryan's demographic audience is like five years old, but at this point, I don't even know if the five-year-olds are even going to laugh at this shit. Oh my gosh, this guy on Call of Duty, he's such a fat ass. Your mom has a fat ass.

Shut the fuck up. Yo, Will, you thirsty, bro? Your mom's thirsty. I just trying to offer you a drink. Hold up, bro. My mom's calling. Your mom's calling. It's what I just said. Not everyone wasn't even funny.

Your mom's not even funny. Okay, Zachary, we get it. The fucking your mom joke's not funny. Listen, Zachary, if you're trying to explain in your video that a joke is not funny, I'm sure you don't want to spend over 30 fucking seconds explaining how a joke is not funny. Because chances are the joke you're trying to make is not fucking funny. So maybe you can get your thumb out of your ass and stop making that same fucking joke? I don't know.

Maybe I'm just retarded. And that was just today! It's not my fault I find them funny and other people find them funny. Okay, yes, but no. You see, Mr. I don't know what your fucking name is. I'm just gonna call you Whopper, Wopper, Triple fucking Wopper. Mof-Fucka, you look like the reason the Titanic fucking song. The weight distribution was off because of your fucking ass.

But anyways, yes, your mom jokes are actually funny, only mine, of course. When you make them, it's like a mixture of dog shit in comedy. Oh wait, that's just Amy Schumer. Your jokes are just fucking ass. Your mom jokes are outdated at most. Your mom's outdated. They're so fucking funny, Zachary! Average Zachary Ryan viewer?

Like, seriously, who the fuck is watching a Zachary Ryan video with a smile on their face? The only smile I'll have on my face while watching a Zachary Ryan video is the psychotic smile and laugh before I'm about to put a bullet through my skull. That's the only smile a Zachary Ryan video will get out of me. I did it will know. I had a year mom joke on my own because he made the mistake of telling me his mom was getting married. Dude, I got my mom's wedding this weekend. She's getting married? Yet again, dude, it's crazy.

You don't say. Zachary's going to take the I-F-T your mom joke seriously. You know what? I honestly salute him. That's probably the only time he's ever touched a woman in his life. Go get her, Zachary. Secure the Cougar. Bro, who are you talking to?

What? No, no, nothing, bro. He's talking to the demons in his head. And the crazy shit he'll do to your mom. Like massage her feet with fucking mayonnaise. What do you mean? You said you don't say. What are you...

Now, I'm gonna pack a suit, crash the wedding, and marry his mom myself. What the fuck is this music? Like, damn, what the fuck? Is this a superhero movie? This music is too epic for your mom joke. Okay, it's early in the morning. I'm doing it.

I'm taking a boat to an island to crash my friend's mom's wedding. Wait, so you're not marrying your best friend's mom? You're going to watch your best friend's mom marry somebody else. And then you're going to marry your best friend's mom again? Zachary, are you a cuck? I was taking the ferry. I couldn't help but wonder how I would get around the island. Can I get a ride?

Yeah. Wow, that was surprisingly easy. I have just arrived at my Airbnb, which I booked just to marry my friend's mom. Sounds weird to say. I also kind of right for some reason, is that weird? No, Zachary, marrying your best friend's mom after she just got married to another man and then you marrying her, that totally isn't fucking weird. You are doing the right thing, mister. You going to a random fucking island and getting an Airbnb to crash your best friend's mom's wedding like an absolute badass.

And then stealing a freshly new wedded husband's wife away from her and marrying her instead. That is the ultimate badass fucking giga-chat move, you absolute sigma. Here's plan, I know the wedding is happening in the chapel in about an hour. So, I'm going to change you to my clothes, go to the chapel, interrupt the wedding, and marry her instead, hopefully. And, Will, you won't ever be able to make a your mom joke ever again, because I'm going to be your father. Well, Zachary, not entirely. You'll be the new stepdad of your best friend, but I'm not too sure how exactly this will fix the your mom joke issue. Like, what do you expect to get out of this when you marry your best friend's mom?

Next time he makes it your mom joke, you're gonna, what, beat his ass now? Because, maf-ca, if you do that, you're gonna get in more legal trouble. If you don't marry his mom and you beat his ass, that's not going to be as bad. At least it's not going to be labeled as fucking child abuse. While hit checking one more time to get to the chapel, I ran into a few of you guys. Thank you. It's okay. I'm gonna go marry my friend's mom.

Yeah, Zachary, I'm sure all those kids needed to know that. Sorry, guys, I can't stick around. I gotta go marry my friend's mom. Fuck you guys. Like it, subscribe. the way. It's really good to know that you guys support me marrying my friend's mom, so thank you. Motherfuck, who is we? The only reason I support this journey is to see you finally get the touch of a woman. Other than that, Zachary, you can kiss my big balumptuous white ass.

I arrived to the chapel and then found well. No way you're here. Look, man, where's your mom? I got something I need to do. Yeah, Zachary, be cryptic. Be just as cryptic as you were in the car. I would be just like Mr. Whopper Whopper over here. I'll be like, what the f f f f f f fck are you doing here? Listen, buddy, Zachary's on a journey and that journey is to bugger your mom, baby. You gonna marry you? I was gonna, but it seems like I- That's the guy.

I missed the whole wedding. I'm still gonna ris her up. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. No, don't do it. I'm sorry, Mr. Wopper, you're reaping the consequences of your actions. You motherfucker made one too many your mom jokes in a day.

And look at that, look what's happening to you now. You're watching your friend walk away from you as you stretch out your hand, you're like, no, don't fuck my mom, no! I guarantee you, now feel the pain, regret, and sorrow, you little sh- So, after they cut the cake, it was time for me to cut in, and we had the time of our lives.

Yeah, that must have been real torture. I'm pretty sure I would not enjoy watching my best friend slow dance with my mom after her own wedding. But yeah, nonetheless, this video has proven to me that Zachary Ryan is a player. Everybody hide your mothers because Zachary Ryan will secure. And Will had to sit by and watch the whole thing. I haven't secured a little good night kiss. Show up.

I guess this means you gotta start calling me dad now. Get f-f-n-whys. Anyways, y'all, I'm gonna go back where the dark ones came. Subscriber fucking pass away. I wish I could be adopted by the hottest family ever! I've been keeping this spicy chip in my belly button! All right, people, what's up? Today, I've found the most psychotic Roblox YouTuber I've ever seen.

It's not like I'm gonna get adopted anyway. Audience, I introduce you to Colixo. If you're looking for an obnoxious Roblox YouTuber that looks like they're faking fucking Tourette's, then this guy is for you. Adopted by the hot family in Roblox Brookhaven. What on earth am I getting into? And finally, this place is clean! Huh? That's right, baby.

You guys requested this bullshit and what the fuck? I really thought the most annoying Roblox YouTuber was My Amber. But this guy, I swear, wakes up every morning and this guy, thinks, holy shit, I'm gonna be a tumor today. If there's absolutely anything positive, I have to say about this guy, I wish I had his energy to make videos. But you see, when I wake up every morning to be disappointed by another thing on the internet, I kind of lose my energy and will to live in the process.

There you are! I thought I told you to mop the floor. It's filthy! But I did. Now you're going to have to stay the whole night. Cleaning. Geez, then what do you can't get adopted?

Guys, I am sick of this. Audience, do you think this guy has an abundance of women? I know this motherfucker walks into the club and all the girls leave. All right, maybe I'm talking too much shit. But on a serious note,

I think there's only a certain point of cringe that you can truly get. Now, usually it's on a scale between normal cringe and Lanky Box. But if I'm going to be totally honest, not even Lanky Box makes face humor. This is the only mother

That takes five-five-hour energies before each video. This site, all I ever do is clean. And for what? It's not like I'm gonna get adopted anyway. I mean, at least this guy plays into the stereotype. Trust me, baby, ain't nobody wanting to adopt you with those fucking vocal cords. If I were a parent and I seen a kid in the adoption center that sounds like they got fucked in the mouth by a taser. You can bet your ass, I am walking right out of the adoption kennel.

This right, guys, I'm starting to think the new Maybe. Just maybe I should give up. I think you should give up. And the crazy part is that I'm not even talking about getting adopted or your channel. It's about six feet deeper than that. Wait, was that a shooting star? Quick, we're gonna make a wish. I wish.

I wish for you to shut the fuck up. I wish I could be adopted by the hottest family ever. You horny motherfucker. You're trying to attract a hot family, but I don't see an ounce of fucking testosterone in your body. I wish for the hottest family. You hear that audience? That's the sound of a boy with no bitches. Well, did it work?

Is the hardest family here? I guess it didn't work. And so I'm gonna go have to go back to cleaning to make sure the place is all nice and clean for the new parents. But guys, this is gonna take me all night. Do you audience think that this guy enjoys the videos he makes? I'm trying to think about the money factor, but even with money,

involved I would not do this for 20 grand a month there would be no way I would sacrifice my normal adult attributes for fucking 20 grand a month if I were making lanky box money though holy fuck I would make child friendly content but dude trading your dignity for 20 grand a month sure thing that's a lot of money but I can still make 20 grand being myself Rise and shine! Ah! Ugly! I'm not ugly! Am I? Honest man in life! I knew it!

Liya! What the heck? Who are these guys? We are the best family ever! Yeah! We're so HOT! Look at my biceps! Look at him! I thought motherfucker a wish for the hottest family, not the narcissist family.

I've never seen a fake Roblox family with such a god complex. And that's coming from me, and I am quite the arrogant shit. Oh, uh, hooking! That's my son! And guess what? What? We are adopting you! Ha!

Aren't you so lucky, son? Wait, you're actually adopting me, guys? No pranksies? Yes, we are. This calls for a celebration. That's right, I know I got it in a swimwear. Ha! Ha! ha!

I've been keeping this spicy chip in my belly button. Constantly, I have to remind myself that this is what toddlers enjoy. And I still have no idea how little children actually consume this content. The only children that should find this funny is the children that's still in my fucking nut sack. For a special occasion. Ah! You just wasted a baffly good spicy chip. You can't eat it!

You get fat! Wait, what? And fat is not hot. Holy shit. Colixo being fat, Golicso? This is the only based behavior I will approve of in your entire channel. Fat phobia, baby. I can get behind that. Now obviously I don't have a problem with fat people, but being unhealthy, it's not attractive. Go do some fucking push-ups. We are the hot family, and we are three rules.

Wow, these guys are so intense. No one! No sugar! No sugar! Sugar gets you fat! And fat is not hot! Okay, this seems a little bit strict. R-2! Daily bosing practice! Gigamode! Daily person practice! Yeah, you're gonna be a gigajad! This motherfucker ruins every good meme on the internet.

When I read my comments and I see the giga-chat phrase, it genuinely makes me laugh my ass off. Now when I hear the phrase giga-chat, I'm just gonna think of his shit-ass videos. Why the fuck can't we have nice things? And rule number three, say it all together. Guys wait what what is going on right now? No faking no faking what does this even mean guys? We are totally real we would never fake our looks right time right? Wow this family is some really strict rules Ow! They just slam the door into my face they should fucking do it again if it works on Squidward it might work on your fucking ass

Okay listen kid wait what the look it's time we told you the truth wait the truth wait the truth The only reason we adopted you Is because we are entering a modeling competition A modeling competition And we needed a family of far to enter Oh, I get it It's because of my handsome luck Isn't it guys?

That's it! Totally! Guys, I've never been called handsome before. Muchos grassy ass Motherfucker just said Muchos grassy ass I never took Spanish class I cheated through all that shit But good sir, I think you're the last guy that should ever speak fucking Spanish.

What did you do? Are you fucking Amish or some shit? You've never had a photo taken of you before? I mean, to be fair, I wouldn't want to take a photo of you either. You're crushing my echoes with your giant head! That was so not hot! You nearly broke a Hanna's family of three trophies! Now are you going to help us or not?

Oh geez, I don't think I have a choice! If I don't, then I think I'm in danger. My good sir, you are most definitely in danger. If I were your dad, you'd be getting a fucking throat transplant starting next Tuesday. This is a fucking Roblox modeling competition? Yeah, I think I am done for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

Mio, meo. All right, people, what's up? The most disturbing brain rot YouTuber got even worse. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Rico animations. I made a video about this guy roughly four months ago and you guys really liked the video. This dude will animate anything ranging from Drake clapping a baby's ass cheeks to animating a sperm inside of a bitch's ass. Anyways, this dude is posted a lot more videos since then, so we're going to check him out. Oh what? Yo, nice stream bro. Can you do this? Can you do this?

Listen, I know this video might be a little weird for the ladies, but I did explain. We are not concerned with how many streams of piss we can do by a lake. This is why there are dividers between the urnals. We are not concerned on how talented we are when we piss. I just had to clear the boy's name of the piss allegations, all right? We don't actually do this. Damn, bro. Can you do this? What?

You know, one of my classmates told me that they tried this one time. I want a name drop them so bad because they're just f-f-fripped. But anyways, my classmate genuinely tried to do this in the shower and yeah, he golden showered his fucking ass. And for anybody that is curious watching this video and now wants to try this technique, Don't do it, bro. Learn from my classmates' mistake. I know you don't want to taste your own bud like going down your esophagus.

It's fucking nasty. Check this one out. Dude, that's gotta be a record, dude. Yeah, respect no, bro. I should've fucking known they swung that way. I told you ladies that most guys. Most guys don't do this together. I don't do this with my other guy friends because first off, I don't want to fucking embarrass anybody.

This shit is like two feet long. It looks like the Alaskan bullworm. And my friends are probably rocking this crooked pathetic shit. But anyways, even past that, we don't do this in front of each other. If you're standing next to another man and your night crawler is exposed to him. You're gay, bro. I'm sorry. It's fucking gay.

Listen, you lost $400 of your mother's money. She beats your ass. Then your dad beats your ass. then you go to your room and on top of your bed you find a $400 do you give it back No bro why would you ever give back the money Just like somebody that goes to jail for speeding on a highway

You paid for the crime If your mama and daddy beat your ass and then you find the $400 You paid for the crime home boy You're getting that $400 bucks I mean look at his face He looks like that old fucker from Gravity Falls And you're telling me if I look like that I'm gonna give back $400 to my mom

Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I'm sure a good portion if my audience can relate to this video. Listen, it doesn't matter how old you are, you can still relate to this video at any age. Even when I got older, sometimes when I turn off the lights, I would get fucking scared. And for some reason, I would run like I'm fucking I show speed to my bedroom, even though I had no idea what the fuck could have been behind me. But for some reason, when I turn off the light, my flight or flight reaction gets enabled. That's really how I be whenever.

I finally get to my bedroom. I'm just leaning on the door with the door closed. I'm like, oh, God, thank fuck I made it. I seriously don't know why I freak the fuck out when I turn off the lights. Like, what am I running from? EDP fucking Diddy? That was so relatable. Everyone liked the video if the boogeyman rearranged your ass like an animal crossing house.

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we're all missing a crucial detail in this video. Yeah, he's at a hospital for a car accident, he's been in a coma for 10 years. But why did his ass hurt? Audience, you tell me why the doctor gave the side eye like that. I think this motherfucker has been molesting him for the last 10 years while he's been asleep. That's crazy that a man had to get his nut in for a dude that was unconscious for 10 years. Wait a minute, if it was for 10 years, then how old was this guy when he got in the car accident? Oh, fuck, I think Diddy got a doctorate.

This is so fucking facts. Listen, I got boys and girls that watch my videos, all right? I'm sure that even the girls can confirm to me that they're. guys do this shit. You guys got your hundred thousand makeup products in your skin care and your hair care, all that bullshit. Us guys, we're just rocking the motherfucking SpongeBob 101. And you tell me why the boys look like Gigachet and the girls look like the fucking tree witch from Adventure Time. It's not a coincidence, ladies, the SpongeBob 101 is actually the meta. Y'all should give it a try one time. Ha! Look, it's my ex-girlfriend. Ugly ass motherfucker.

Alright buddy for the record everybody know that cat is not me. I in fact do not get bitches. I do not have game like that Listen I can't just do a little wow-wow in the bitches get their fucking ass up for me Unfortunately I don't have that type of Riz but at the end of the day fellas game is game Yo too touchy so I will be gone for two weeks and stop saying ppsps it's stupid POV you're a cat owner holy shit Listen I know that my avatar is a cat but I don't know how motherfuck is like cats Dogs are so much better, ladies and gentlemen. And that's coming from me, and my avatar is Bob. If I'm saying it, then yeah, cats are fucking stupid.

For the record, everybody, I can totally relate to this video. I just picked up another car like three months ago. I already dropped like 10 grand worth of mods in this fucking thing. And as soon as I bring it home, a fucking bird just shitted all over it. The anger in my veins, ladies and gentlemen, was unmatched. I wanted to kill every fucking bird on the face of the planet. I was basically Hitler, but for birds. This audience is an accurate depiction of what I will do.

If a bird ever dares the shit on my car ever again, I will get my very hairy Portuguese ass. I will climb up that tree and shit all over Mother Bird in its fucking birdlings. Don't fuck with me, Pidgey. All right, buddy, I am convinced that you are a fucking psychopath. But I can't say he's wrong. He is technically two steps ahead. It's a fact I don't want to admit, but it's true.

Anyways, audience, subscribe for a part three of Rico animations. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. Yeah, the title, it's real, ladies and gentlemen. This guy gassed himself for views. Today, audience, I was feeling desperate, okay? I was going around on my YouTube recommended, and I decided to go to one of my favorite YouTubers of all time, Mr. Fawcett. And I found a video that's brought upon my screen that I just had to make a video about it.

I mean, it was asking for it. Can you gas yourself only by you? using Axe Body Spray. Before we get into today's video, please subscribe to the channel if you enjoy this video. Okay, but seriously, let's begin. A mandatory safety warning, because YouTube doesn't know how to recommend my stuff to people that won't imitate it. Let me tell you a repressed memory you forgot you had. It's middle school, preferably seventh grade. You just came back from a field trip in 95 degree heat and God knows nowhere. You are coming from the police who had the field trip back to your school. Then it hits. In the back of the bus, the fat Mexican kid whips out a can of axe body spray and he wets himself. He drenches himself.

Now I know that we're supposed to be making fun of this guy because, well, I mean, he literally gassed himself for views, but I mean, this dude's pretty funny. His storytelling skills, ladies and gentlemen, okay, let's go ahead and take a quick little gander back to seventh grade really quickly. I can relate to this. Whenever I was in the locker room with all of my friends and then there It's just that one guy that decides to drench everybody in Axe Body Spray. It pissed everybody off. And I can look at you dead in the eyes like a Vietnam veteran and tell you that, yeah, I was one of those kids. I was a victim of the Axe Body Spray gassing. To anybody that hasn't reached seventh grade yet that is watching this video, okay, you guys are in for a treat.

Whenever you guys go into that locker room, trust me, there's going to be that one guy, and you're going to remember my words from this video. Bill's the bus. It attacks your lungs. You start coughing, gagging, pleading. pleading for someone to open up a window. You feel as if your life's going to be over. You feel as if you're being gassed.

But could it actually happen with Axe Body Spray? If I'm going to be completely honest, I would 100% agree. You can definitely be killed, gassed by Axe Body Spray. It's definitely doable. You guys, how's it going? You already know who I am. No need for any introduction. Let me tell you to your short ones to the point.

I have right here seven cans of Axe Body Spray. I have myself an associate right here. willing to do what it takes to test this theory. I, for a long time, have thought that axe can be used as a biological weapon. It's flammable. It shows you when you use it. And no one wants to be around you when you actually get to using it. Yeah, I 100% agree with this.

Nobody should be wearing axe body spray. To anybody out of the audience that wears axe body spray, dude, well, what are you doing? There's so many other choices of cologne that you could be using. Why axe body spray? Like, well, why did you have to choose the lowest of the low? You know, I've been using the same Adidas bottle of Cologne since like 2013, right? Okay, it has been serving me very well. And I'll tell you after all those years, it is still better than Axe Body Spray.

Do not, and I mean do not buy Axe Body Spray unless you intend to gas somebody, okay? You literally heard from the man himself that it is a biological weapon. We are going to close up the doorway and just have my associate's charge chucking fans. So, before I go any further, I know you idiots are going to go ahead and say, say, oh wait a minute, there's no door to this thing. How can you actually make it this secure? This bunker has been decommissioned for so long and there's no ventilation in this bitch. This is going to be worse than the school bus that you were on. The little itty-bitty cracks that that let wind in between the windows doesn't exist here. I wouldn't be in the worst possible

situation to have axed body spray on my face, neck, chest, and locks. We have these pieces of wood right here that will suffice for now. Assistant. So here I am. You know, at this point into the video, I'm actually questioning, is this guy actually suicidal, or does he really just want to get these views? I mean, after all, the video only got like, what, 4,500 views? So, I mean, it's not like it blew up. This isn't like a very huge video.

I mean, the video did get age-restricted, so I mean, I guess I'm going to center a few parts in the video. But, bro, watching this video, I'm actually sitting at the edge of my seat. Is this guy actually going to knock himself out? Because, dude, this guy looks pretty damning, okay? this guy looks pretty daring to go in and try to kill himself. If you look at the thumbnail of this video, okay, this guy looks like a psychopath, okay? You can tell that this guy has some good intentions. See, this is why the video was good.

This is why we all have to watch to the end. You know, in the midst of all the suffering that this guy is actually going through, I just need to continue to talk about Axe Body Spray. I have so, so many different stories where I can tell you guys, I could probably have a whole series talking about Axe Body Spray and my experiences with it. Whenever I was inside of the locker room, right? You know, there would be all kinds of people trying to throw ax body spray. People would try to shut off the lights and try spraying each other with it, trying to suffocate people with it.

Ax body spray is just an overall terrible experience. I never want to go back to middle school. I never want to go back to those locker rooms. Whenever I still walk by those locker rooms, I can still smell the axe body spray to this day. You know, it's been around like three to four years since I've actually walked inside of my school locker room. But whenever I do walk by those locker rooms, I can still smell the cheeks. the sweat, the tears in the axe body spray still residing inside of that room from three years ago. If that within itself already tells you that middle schoolers and little kids should not be

able to possess an axe body spray can, then I don't know what does. So now I know what you're thinking. What is the gas mask not have any filters on it? Well, the gas mask isn't actually there to protect me from any of the axe body spray. It's just there to protect me from the main brunt of the blast of having all seven cans, you know, just spraying all over the way, right? It's meant to just give me a little bit of a barrier between the axe directly going into my mouth and fucking suffocating me. So that's the reason why I have that gas mask on.

Now I'm telling you, this was a cloudy room. I could, oh my God, the camera doesn't really pick it up that well. But the lights, the camera, the everything was just drenched in axe body spray. The suit that I'm wearing right there, it's hydrophobic meaning that water doesn't like to stick to it. I was slipping and sliding back to in the car because of the amount of axe body spray on my damn body. It was ridiculous now the premise is very simple. I was having a hard time breathing with the mask on Imagine how hard of a time I'm gonna have with breathing with the mask off I truly believe after this experiments that we we shouldn't be selling ax body spray to middle schoolers. It's honestly

fucking egregious here here come out of the room come No, no, no, no. You know, I don't care what anybody says in this video, okay? We're supposed to be making fun of this guy, but I can actually, I just can't find the reason to go ahead and think that, wow, you know, this guy doesn't deserve a sort of applause. This isn't no Morg's video. This isn't no Mr. Beast video.

Okay, this guy actually tried to kill himself by putting himself inside of this gas chamber. Honestly, I feel like that deserves an applause. He decided to be the guy that stood up when nobody else would. He decided to show everybody to middle schoolers that, yeah, Axe body spray, it's really not all the what you think it is. Looking back at the recording now, the amount of pain I felt in my lungs after taking up the gas mask is like one-fifth what I'm actually showing. Like it was burning. It was like, it's almost like when you're in a room with too many people smoking at the same time. You're like, literally I felt the actions in my lungs and for three days, every time I sneezed, I would sneeze, not mucus, axe body spray.

This shit is disgusting. I mean, to be fair, I would imagine it to be pretty disgusting on me. Dude, it's Axe Body Spray. I mean, imagine sneezing. Like a couple days after you done this, and you still smell the Axe Body Spray. You know, I actually don't know. I might actually still own a can of Axe Body Spray. It's probably like somewhere down in my sink somewhere.

I really have no idea. It might be in the little cabinet compartment. But I swear, after I get done recording this video, I'm going to be checking. And if I do, I'm going to be throwing that stuff right into the trash can. Because, dude, after watching this video, and I'm pretty sure everybody, also watching this video, you're never going to apply axe body spray to your body ever again. What? Please don't let my stupidity go unnoticed.

If you have any brother or sister that is just entering middle school or currently isn't middle school, you are legally required to curb stomp them. I went ahead and took seven cans of axe body spray. I almost died so you shall live. Please go ahead, do the Lord's work and chuck that shit out the window. Amen, audience. To anybody that is watching this video and owns a can of axe body spray out of the loyalties of this video okay do yourself a favor throw it into the trash can and comment down below

how many things of axe body spray you actually thrown away i'm probably going to be throwing away at least like three cans so anyways audience that is going to be it for today's video do not guess yourselves and uh yeah i'll see well in the next video later this next video we're going to be eating the world's hottest and sourest foods for an entire day okay who the hell edited this video you can see the crusty fucking green screen from the fire what a All right people what's up. Let's see Rivera becomes a spice king eating world spiciest versus world sourest food Boy, I am in for a treat. This next video, we're gonna be eating the world's hottest and sourest foods for an entire day.

We're gonna be starting off with breakfast, then moving on to lunch, dinner, and dessert. So let's meet the teams. Team sour is Ben and Brent and team hot is me and Andrew. Wait a second, so you're telling me, I get Ben Azalart and Brent Rivera in one video. This is gonna be horrible. Time for breakfast. Okay, so for our breakfast, we unfortunately have chili pepper infused hot chocolate. You know, audience, unironically, I think that would taste absolutely amazing.

For the OGs on my channel, you would know that I am an absolute spice connoisseur. You know, if I'm going to roast spice kings on YouTube, you better believe that I would be able to eat a ghost pepper without shitting a brick. So, uh, see a ghost pepper hot chocolate. That sounds amazing. How is this breakfast? This is our breakfast. This isn't pancakes and eggs. What do we have here?

But there's no candy out of here, so what, what is this? Apple cider vinegar. Lemon juice. Malik acid. Don't tell me she put that on there. Okay, Ben, what the fuck do you think the malic acid is supposed to go on? These motherfuckasks must be so retarded. You literally have all the shit in front of you.

And you don't know to put the ingredients on the lemon? Did Ben Asselaard for Giddy's recording a YouTube video? Oh my gosh. The sour stuff goes on. Sour lemons? God, he is such an idiot. Put the malic acid on top of the lemons. I don't think she did. Yeah, she did look.

So malic acid is like the stuff that actually makes sour candy sour. Holy shit, Brett, you fucking scientists. Seriously, how does this guy have over 20 million subscribers? I swear YouTube is gonna make anybody popular. And of all people they could have made famous, it was this guy. Like seriously, Brett is such a dork. We're gonna try the hot chocolate. All right, cheers.

I'm just built him. Oh my God. Oh my god. I mean, it kinda tastes good, but it's like so hot. Thank you, Andrew. I love the fucking energy you bring to the video. Oh my gosh, guys. It was so spicy.

Let me tell you. Audience, Andrew does not sound like he wants to be here. Definitely the way to kick off this video. I do not like that. Well, yeah, no shit, Lexi. You're not supposed to like it. Oh my gosh, I don't like the hot chocolate. Shut the fuck up.

You're making a YouTube challenge. Cheers. Oh my god. Oh, that is so sour. and gross. Brent, you're so fucking sour and gross. Brent, you can't say that shit when you look like a fucking scarecrow. It tastes like lemonade, but 20 times more sour.

Ben Azelard, nobody asked for your fucking opinion. I swear, every time this man opens his mouth, it's just a bunch of random shit. Speaking of shit, this motherfucker looks constipated. Go with our red pepper infused hot chocolate. We have Carolina Reber peppers, have scorpion chili peppers, and we have ghost pepper.

This is not gonna be good. Well, you see, Lexi, if you're a Pussy you would think that it's not gonna be good. You see, audience, an absolute Chad, like myself, I love ghost pepper. Here's how you get a good spice tolerance. If you eat nothing but spicy shit every day, you begin to build a tolerance to spicy shit. So basically, if I eat enough ghost peppers every day,

I will begin to enjoy the flavor of ghost pepper. Because, audience, once you're able to tolerate the heat, ghost pepper and Carolina Reaper, it actually tastes pretty good. Unless you're a little bitch like this person here. Here's yours. And here's mine. This smells so bad. Oh my god, this, I wish you guys could smell this. This is over one million scovil heat units. Oh my gosh, it's something I eat in my fucking food every day. Lexi, eat the fucking pepper.

We gotta eat our food, Brett. Oh, ah, oh. Brett, you didn't even eat the fucking lemon. You barely even touched the lemon with your chicken choppers. I already know Ben Asselaer took a big ass bite because it's Ben. But, Brett, come on, man. Stop being a fucking pussy. Lexi what the fuck was that noise bro really sounds like a drifting Honda Civic okay well what the fuck is this guy doing Andrew you literally ate one pepper in your surrendering yourself to God holy shit you guys are weak what is that? Oh my god oh my god oh my god

can't do this I'm not kidding by the way in my opinion I think this entire video is fake Lexi is saying that the pepper is... Oh my gosh, it's so fucking high! Look at her eyes. Do you think that she's in pain right now? Do you see her eyes watering? Do you see any of that shit going on? If anybody has perfected the art of making a fake video?

Believe it or not, it's not Topper Guild, ladies and gentlemen. It's actually Brett and Lexi Rivera. Everything these motherfuckas do is fake. I'm racing so fast, you know? I am not excited for the rest of this challenge. Knowing that this is only breakfast has me terrified. Okay, but like, why did you even accept the challenge in the first place? If you're so fucking scared of the sour boogeyman, you could have just left the challenge.

Believe it or not, Ben, you actually have a choice. Damn, Andrew, are you and Spicey making out? By the end of this video, Andrew's booty hole is going to look like an onion ring. Come on, we need to win this challenge. Come on. You're being a wuss. Andrew, you might be going number two now, but we're not going to be number two in this competition. Women are so funny.

How the hell does Lexi have over 10 million subs? Andrew, we can't be a number number. We're two in this competition. Lexi, you are a two. While all of us were struggling, it was time that we moved on to our second meal. Andrew and I were about to eat our lunch in a sauna. Why are we doing this? And it's not just any lunch. We have some of the hottest hot wings in the entire world.

What the fuck are these wings? How are you guys multi-millionaires, but you literally have the worst food? Those things look disgusting! To wash it all down, we have habanero soda and ghost pepper soda. What? What? This meal would have been bad as is. Andrew, what are you doing?

Why is he rubbing his mobs like that? I thought this was a spice video. I just don't get white. Why are we doing this? Because you literally agreed to a challenge, you fucking idiot. Here at the park, because Lexi set up a little picnic for Brent tonight. Oh, God. I'm so scared.

There's a little note. Sandwich ingredients. Bread, warhead pickle, malic acid, sour straws, and toxic waste. That's a sandwich? That's made up. That's one of the actual thing. Yeah, I have to agree with Ben here. That thing looks fucking disgusting.

Give me like a tuna sandwich at this point. I do not bought this. Look at this. Look at it. What? I mean, to be fair, Brett, at least it has a pickle. Something I imagine you're very familiar with, Brent. Got Warhead sodas.

So kind of Lexi to give us a drink to wash it down. There's also one more thing on this note. You make a face, you will feel the sting. Use the rubber bands in the basket every time you make a face. Snap each other with these. Wait, time we make a face. What? We just test it out real quick.

Anytime I see Brent suffering in a YouTube video, I fucking love it. Thank you, Ben. Thank you for hitting Brent Rivera with the fucking rubber band. comment W. Ben Azalart. I also have a bottle of water in here. So for every time we take a sip of water, we have to raise the temperature in here by 10 degrees. I mean, to be fair, Lexi, it really depends how hot the sauna is going to get. The hottest sauna I've ever been in was like 205 degrees. So if I see this sauna being like 150 degrees, I'm going to laugh my ass off. Then again, I shouldn't be surprised. It'll be just another indicator that they're absolute pussies.

There's the hottest hot wings in the world. I have the hottest polyflower wings in the entire world. It is so hot in here. Oh. Keep eating. Keep eating. Cheers. Cheers. Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Look at. Look out. Oh. Oh my God. Are we doing this with each other right now? This is so fucking stupid. You guys can't be serious.

A rubber band sting. Are you fucking me? Ben, I know it doesn't hurt that much. Bro's acting like he just got stung by a killer hornet. Either Ben is being a pussy or he's, he's, he's. A pussy. Oh hi, I don't think I'm back. Hibro, bro, bro, bro, bough, bough.

Shut the fuck up, Brett. Oh my, my chest. It's getting hard to breathe in here. Because we can't drink water or else it goes out. I chase it with something else. You have your habanero soda. What? That doesn't make any sense.

I chase it with a kiss. Yeah, no, that's fucking crazy. Andrew wanted a kiss and Lexi's fucking disgusted. Yeah, I think I'm done watching this shit. Everybody subscribe so I could pass Lexi and subs.