Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 2

Episode Date: September 28, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 2 ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Okay, we need it, we need to, okay, we're gonna. Leave a like for more Roblox cringe. All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. Roblox TikTok, all right? I made a few videos about Roblox TikTok, okay? You guys seem to pretty much, you guys seem to like them. I mean, from the grand scheme of things, they do pretty good.
Starting point is 00:00:18 So, of course, like always, here I am today, here to provide the epic cringe content of Roblox. And this video is around 13 minutes long, so I'm pretty sure that we're going to be seeing some great content today. Anyways, if you end up enjoying this video by any means, please subscribe to the channel. You know, it's free. You can always unsubscribe later. But yeah, with that being said, let's go ahead and check out these TikToks. Plan A. Don't fuck up.
Starting point is 00:00:42 And what was plan B? Don't fuck up plan A. What did you do? You f*** up plan A. All right, so we're starting off with a very nice TikTok here. A pregnancy test. Something I really didn't expect to come from the Roblox community. You know, when you think of Roblox, you think of like what, eight-year-olds, 10-year-olds?
Starting point is 00:01:00 Not necessarily 8-year-olds, the 10-year-olds talking about pregnancy test, because, you know, when I was 10 years old, I was doing everything but thinking about a pregnancy test. But hey, I don't know, this is 2021. Who knows what even goes on in the Roblox community anymore? These kids are simply built different. And what exactly I mean by built different? Okay, I'm not saying that they're superior to me whenever I was 10 years old. Believe me, I was much better than all these other 10-year-olds. Okay, these guys are actually downgraded. We are evolving backwards as a society.
Starting point is 00:01:28 Stay away from my- Well, if we're going to take things a little personal here, you know, vice versa. If I ever seen a guy railing my girl, I think that I would honestly, I wouldn't care. I would not care one bit. Because trust me, if I've ever seen that, then you can see me walking right out the door because why, she ain't loyal, okay? These women ain't loyal. However, if this was a different situation whenever she did not want to get railed by this random guy, then you can say that you can find me on CCTV news, okay?
Starting point is 00:02:00 I'll be on the news. I am heavily concerned for the age of this person that is making this TikTok. And whoever is making that audio that discussing audio, you need to go notify your parents immediately so that they can discipline you. Oh my, what the hell? Ladies and gentlemen, we are actually at the point of beastiality inside of the Roblox community. There is bestiality inside of the Roblox community. You know, I've seen the massive age fetishes.
Starting point is 00:02:33 I've seen the foot fetish, the fart fetish, but never in my life did I ever. think that anybody would sink down to the point of bestiality. PewDiePie said at best, bro, we are truly evolving backwards as a society. Oh, baby, so that's what a good girl does on Roblox.com. They bend over for their Lego mates and they spread their booty for them. Woohoo! How does anyone take this game seriously? How does anyone take this community seriously?
Starting point is 00:03:06 Like these kids, unironically, wake up in the morning, they hop onto Roblox.com and they think that this is the content that everybody across the world, world wants to see. You guys truly have your priority straight. You guys know exactly what you're doing on the internet. Great job to you. Dunk and nasty. With friends. Wanna get drunk and nasty. Want to get drunk and nasty. Want to get drunk and nasty. Wanna get drunk and nasty. Bro, I have seen this Roblox trend happen over and over again. I want to get drunk and nasty. Yeah. Yuh. Hey, like dude, nobody cares. You're like five years old.
Starting point is 00:03:41 You can't even smoke smarties correctly. You know, these are the same kids that are saying that they want to get drunk and nasty, and then the next day, they're going to be going to school on recess and they're going to be playing tag. Like, like, understand that. When he has headless and he is toxic and gangster. Oh. Yes, because that is exactly what you need to go ahead and get yourself a soulmate for life. It doesn't matter his age.
Starting point is 00:04:06 It doesn't matter anything. All that matters is if he is toxic and if he is a gangster because that is totally going to supply my needs for my life. Grand-ha got cord locks A couple racks a Couple gramies on him Couple blacks A The fact that this guy is a grandpa And he knows what Roblox is
Starting point is 00:04:24 Is heavily concerning to me This old man might actually be on Roblox Right now talking to little kids Now get this right I'm not trying to accuse anybody of anything here Right but just just know Alright there's some stranger danger out there There is some 70 year old men out there
Starting point is 00:04:40 That do look like this And they actually play Roblox And some of these old men are actually so weird, they actually get the expansion pack and they pray on little kids. So be safe out there, boys. Wanna get drunk and nasty. Bro, what is going on? This girl actually got her little baby cousin to go and say, I want to get drunk and nasty.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Like, I, uh, society, society. I have absolutely no more faith inside a society. I mean, if there's going to be some sort of revival moment, some sort of redemption arc in this anime called Earth, then please go ahead and let me know. when it's gonna happen because until then I just want to go into a deep a coma and then you can wake me up whenever this of this redemption arc actually comes about whenever I fall asleep sometimes audience I don't want to wake up I don't want to wake up to another Roblox compilation but yet I do because of money If I started peeing on you right now would you a smiling ass for more or B move the hell out the way Alright audience this TikTok is already getting me at the edge of my C what happens if I pee on you? What am I gonna do? I'm gonna
Starting point is 00:05:46 you off, I'm gonna beat you up if you pee on me. If somebody's going to pee on me, that is going to be the last time you're ever gonna pee in your life. This is such a rhetorical question. Either A, am I gonna smile and want to get peed on even more, or B, am I gonna get out of the way? Well, there's gonna be answer C, and I already said it before, but I'm gonna beat you up badly. I don't want to smell like your urination. I don't want to smell like mountain dew. This is Exhibit A, why you should never interact with people inside of a video game, especially something like Roblox. If you're somebody with a net worth of at least $20,
Starting point is 00:06:34 you're going to get hundreds of thousands of five-year-olds in your DMs trying their hardest to go ahead and get $20 worth of Robux. Do not fall for this, ladies and gentlemen, you've got to keep your money, you've got to have the money mindset. Do not ever give your money away to some loser that's just going to spend it all on nothing. This audience right here is Exhibit B whenever a woman wants to hold my hand, okay?
Starting point is 00:07:03 I freak out. As a man that's never felt the touch of a woman in his life, okay, this is a pretty big deal to me. I would be screaming, too. Something like sex is very complicated audience, okay? When there's a lot of passionate kissing, a lot of handholding, so I would be screaming too. I could steal y'all's boyfriends without even trying kiss, kiss. Okay, so with that being said, go ahead and try stealing my heart, okay? I'm not falling in love with you, you, uh, Lego character.
Starting point is 00:07:31 I'm not falling in love. You could try all day and all night with your Roblox character trying to make me fall in love with you, trying to e-date you, but I promise one thing is for certain. It's never going to happen in a jillion years. And even after a jillion years, I'm still not going to fall in love with a Roblox character. It's just disgusting. Wow, dude, you're so edgy. You put white stuff inside of a girl's smile. We can only wonder what that white stuff must be.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Of course, it's obviously toothpaste, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, you dirty minds out there thinking it's something else that it's. not okay it's toothpaste all right I'm at a loss for words at this point literally the Roblox community is gonna take any sort of glitch in the video game and they're gonna try sexualizing in one way or the other it's like dude it's a glitch in the game like who cares it's gonna be patched like next week all right you don't need to go ahead and try capitalizing it anytime you can just you can try making it something sexual like it's such a waste of time but yes
Starting point is 00:08:39 Speaking of a waste of time, I just wasted seven minutes of my life talking about Roblox Cren. So I'm going to go ahead and end off the video here. If you guys not have been enjoying the video, please subscribe to the channel. But yeah, with that being said, I'm going to go back to where the dark ones came later. Yo, uh, what's up, boys? It's my first YouTube video on YouTube.com, okay? I'm the new guys. You guys got to treat me with a little bit of respect. But yeah, today, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be starting off our YouTube career by checking out some darnman. I know. We're starting off her career, our big debut. By checking out this hunky man right here.
Starting point is 00:09:08 So I'm very excited. But anyways, today, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be checking out a video called Quiet Guy Made Fun Of in School. They instantly regret it, Darmann. Now, before we get into today's video, if you enjoy it, please subscribe to the channel I would deeply appreciate it. But yeah, that's all.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Let's get into the video. Hey, man, she just ran away. How'd you react? The silence says it all. You guys are so funny. Anyway, we better get going. Yeah, we'll see you guys later. Oh, wait, Jasmine, would you want to go to the movies with me tomorrow night?
Starting point is 00:09:46 I swear, if this guy's actually going to be getting a date, I would be absolutely baffled, okay? If I, if I can't secure a date, then this guy can't secure a date. I mean, to be fair, if I'm going to be completely honest here, I mean, this guy's got like the TikTok hair, so I mean, probably this girl's probably going to say yes to his date. I don't know. If I were this girl, I would probably say no, because this dude looks way too much like Franklin the Turtle. This guy looks way too much like TSM myth. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:07 He looks weird in my opinion. You guys tell me what you think in the comments. I think about it Dude Why didn't you say anything You made them leave That makes absolutely no sense Whenever you don't say anything
Starting point is 00:10:26 That doesn't prompt anybody To go ahead and leave the conversation This guy actually made the girls laugh So why would the girls leave If this guy made them laugh? I don't know It kind of doesn't make sense on this end I don't know my dude
Starting point is 00:10:37 I feel like it's a you problem I think you're the one that actually got in trouble here You're the one that made the girls leave You're the one that's not going to be getting A day to the movies tonight I didn't have much to say But they still thought it was funny I don't understand
Starting point is 00:10:51 Why are you always so quiet What do you mean There's a lot of advantages to being quiet Oh yeah, like what You know ladies and gentlemen You may not believe this of me But I'm actually one of the quiet kids Okay, I'm one of the quiet kids
Starting point is 00:11:04 That actually sit back in the back of class I like to keep to myself really And boy oh boy do I have to tell you the advantages To being quiet in school dude believe me There are so many good things You can avoid all the drama at school you're not going to say anything stupid in front of your class. You honestly are just like a ghost.
Starting point is 00:11:20 But the best part about being a ghost in school is that you can hear everybody else's conversations, and that's the good part. And the great thing about that is that I'm actually one of those kids. If anybody does something stupid or anybody says something funny in class, I will remember it until the day I drop in my coffin. There's a ton of advantages to being quiet audience, but don't you worry, I'm sure this Darmian video was going to explain that perfectly. Come with me?
Starting point is 00:11:49 Brittany's having a kickback at her parents Beach House on Saturday. You want to go? We can't go to that. We have football practice. It's fine. We'll tell the coach that we're looking for colleges or something over the weekend. He'll never know. You down?
Starting point is 00:12:03 I mean, who's he think he is anyway, telling us, Oh, you need to run laps on the weekend. When I see him, I'm gonna tell him that, uh... Coach, uh, uh, what are you doing here? Never mind me. Going to finish what you were saying? When you see me, you're gonna tell me what? This guy, Loki, just got pants.
Starting point is 00:12:20 This guy literally got caught in 4K at this point. If this was my coach right here, and I'm looking at this guy right now, look at that arm. This guy's arm is thicker than my thigh. If I ever came into contact with this guy, I think I would just bow down and start kissing his feet at this point. Because, dude, if I don't, you know, apologize, right? If I don't apologize to this guy, I would probably be getting kicked to the moon. So I do not want to take any chances with the guy that looks like this. Uh, what a great coach you are.
Starting point is 00:12:46 That's all I wanted to say. Yeah, sure. I heard everything. Not only are you coming to practice now, but you'll be running double laps. What? You can't give us double laps? What do we us? Trevor didn't say anything.
Starting point is 00:13:00 I'm only talking about you. On the field now. No, I was giving you the eye. I literally looked right at you. I just, you could have like, you could turn my head. I was like, stop pointing with my house. So you see, being quiet keeps you out of trouble. Oh yeah, and that's also another advantage of being quiet.
Starting point is 00:13:19 You avoid trouble. Okay, whenever you are simply letting your friend talk to you and you're not saying anything, you're keeping yourself out of trouble. You're not going to be getting in trouble with your friends, okay? So make sure you guys stay quiet, okay, if there's any sort of heat going on and you see your teacher walking around. Because whenever you say about a teacher or a student, believe me, it is going to spread like the plague if it gets out of hand. So at the end of the day, audience, what would you do in this situation? Well, it's very obvious. Just don't say anything at all.
Starting point is 00:13:44 And yeah, you're going to be good to go. But that's one situation. There's no other perks to being quiet. Not true. I don't understand what's the big deal about me going out with the boys tomorrow. Follow me. You don't see a problem with you spending our anniversary with your friends. That makes me feel like I'm just...
Starting point is 00:14:07 You're overreacting again. Oh boy, that is the last thing you want to say to a woman, my dude. You don't want to say that they're overreacting. I'm looking at this girl right now. You can see the rage building inside of her stomach. Because I'll be honest with you, whatever rage goes in must come out at some point, and I believe that this woman right here is about to unload on this dude completely. And this is another advantage to being quiet.
Starting point is 00:14:28 You can observe other people's drama without getting involved, and you get a pretty cool story. The amount of stories that I can tell you guys about school whenever I graduate, bro, it's going to be insane. I told you that on Sunday. You didn't let me finish. You always talk over me, and you never give me a chance to say anything. I just wish you were a better listener.
Starting point is 00:14:46 Jen White. Reason number two, when you're quiet, you're a good listener. Girls appreciate a good listener. Reason number 5,000, ladies and gentlemen, of being quiet, you are a good listener, unless you're like me and you're in your deaf. So, you know, what do you do at that point? There might be two small advantages. Big deal.
Starting point is 00:15:15 There's more than that. Watch. Who can tell us the most important founding. father of America. Alex. That's an easy one. George W. Bush. Bro, come on.
Starting point is 00:15:39 How do you mess that up? How do you mess up the founding father of America? Obviously, the founding father of America is Brock Obama, ladies and gentlemen, okay? Everybody should know that. Did you mean George Washington? Oh, yeah. Sorry. I can't believe he said George Bush.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Yeah, well, being quiet helps you avoid saying dumb things. Man, I can't even argue with you on that one. Hey, can we get your guys' opinion on something? Yeah, sure. What's up? Michelle and I can't agree. Who do you think is hotter? David Dobrick or Mr. Beast? If I'm going to be honest with you, if I had to answer this question,
Starting point is 00:16:19 because obviously it's my YouTube video, and I kind of feel obligated to answer this question, the answer is obviously neither, okay? Neither one of them. Both of them are ugly, dude. Like, they both look like mole rats. If I had to choose, ladies and gentlemen, it would have to be my boy, poncho.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Look at this handsome boy right here. You're telling me that this man, isn't hotter than David Dobrick and Mr. Beast? If you disagree with me, then I mean, you're just crazy. Um. I say Mr. Beast. What? No.
Starting point is 00:16:45 He's a gamer. Exactly. Gamers are hot. David Dobrick turned down Madison Beer. He's way hotter than Mr. Beast. Uh, yeah, if this is kind of an awkward question. Look, if I had to choose, I'd say Mr. Beast. Told you.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Dude, why'd you leave me hanging over here? That was so uncomfortable. Yeah, well, when you're quiet, you can sneak out of awkward conversations without anybody noticing. That's another benefit. I don't even think about that. Oh, hey, uh, don't forget to let me know about the movies.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Uh, listen, about that. Yes, you want to go? No, that's not what I was going to say. Do you want to tell him or should I? I'm actually going to the movies of Kevin. What? With Kevin? Dude, why didn't you say anything?
Starting point is 00:17:45 Don't get mad at him. He's just... Quiet. And that's what you're into? Are you kidding? Quiet guys are hot. I agree, ladies and gentlemen. Quiet guys are hot, okay?
Starting point is 00:17:56 I'm very hot. I'm very sexy. You ever see me around, you know, just doing my thing, you know, just fiddling my thumbs in the corner of class. Not talking to anybody. You know, that is sexy. Hit my number up, ladies, okay? Here's my Twitter.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Here's my Instagram on screen right now. You've got to follow that. But yeah, uh, well, With that being said, I think I might end off the video here. Ladies, hit me up, all right? I promise you're in for a... Yeah, I promise you're in for a tree. Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, that's it for the video.
Starting point is 00:18:20 I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came. Later. Hey, Mr. Maker, bo-pity-va-b. I like it the way you bo-pity-ba-ba. So, who are you thinking is going to be the next member? I've been seeing a lot of comments. Talking about Piper? What?
Starting point is 00:18:36 Ah, Piper. Now's not the right time, and, you know... All right, people, what's up? This only fan's content house is completely disgusting. Anyway, so not too long ago, I made a video about the YouTuber Sophie Rain, about how she is a devout Christ-following Christian, that she is a virgin and she follows Jesus every day of her life. And really, I'm a Christian, like...
Starting point is 00:18:57 Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, well, she just opened up a content house with a bunch of promiscuous ass onlyfans models, and they together called it the Bop House. And for those who don't know what a bop is, well, it's a whore, basically. I wish I could boil it down even further, but it's a whore. Anyways, this content house contains about six or seven bops in the house. We got Sophie Rain, Julia, Aisha, Camilla Arrucho, Summer, Joy, and Alina Rose. However, all of these women in the bop house really want one more member.
Starting point is 00:19:33 And coincidentally enough, this one member that they would want to have in the bop house, happened to be a fucking child. So who are you thinking is going to be the next member? I've been seeing a lot of comments talking about Piper. Holy shit. Audit, in case you're wondering who exactly they're talking about when they say Piper, they're talking about Piper Rockel, an extremely popular YouTuber and influencer that is 17 years old. First off, just hearing Camilla and Sophie Rain even discuss this on their fake podcast,
Starting point is 00:20:05 This truly makes my jaw drop to the fucking floor. Because we already know that this fake podcast between Camilla Arrujo and Sophie Rain is fake. So what this tells me is that they fucking rehearse this shit and thought it was a good idea to record. And secondly, they're talking about Piper in a way that she's cute, not the fucking cute as in like, oh, she's fucking cute, but she's fucking cute. We know the content that Camilla Arrujo and Sophie Rain make. What else would they be possibly talking about in this topic about Piper Rockell? Because why else would you be a member of the whorehouse if you didn't make that type of content?
Starting point is 00:20:42 He's so cute. Isn't she like 17? Yeah. So, I mean, I think she's so cute. Like, I've seen her TikTok. She's adorable. Like, no, you know, nothing wrong with her. Bro, they're scratching at the fucking ceiling to make this shit not weird.
Starting point is 00:20:57 You guys are entertaining that Piper Rockel should be a member of the Bob House. She's 17, bro! These motherfuckers are trying to pre-order this girl. But I think just you can't come here if you're under the age 18. Like that's, you know, it's not gonna work. We love you. Yeah, we do love you. I think you're the cutest little thing ever.
Starting point is 00:21:14 You're little dances. I see you girl. Yes, we all see you and we love you and we appreciate it and you're so funny. And I want to meet you. Yeah. Just, you know, now's not the right time. That is a crazy fucking sentence to say. Now is not the right time.
Starting point is 00:21:28 That is the equivalent of saying, let's wait. Wait until the fruit ripens. Dude, this is so fucking weird. Audience, you cannot make this shit up. And you know, maybe trying something more appropriate for your age, a Disney Channel audition. I don't know. Hype house, maybe some Fortnite streaming. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:21:49 But we love you and we see you. Okay, much love. Yeah, Piper, we see you. We see you, baby. We see the fucking dances you do on TikTok. We got our eyes on you. I'm sorry, Camilla. You can word this.
Starting point is 00:22:01 fake podcast clip however you want. But that has got to be the weirdest shit I've ever heard you say in my fucking life. This is worse than your little brother talking about your pink beef curtains. You quite literally just said to Piper, let's wait until the fruit ripens and then we might consider something. Now's not the right time, head ass. Just remember, audience, this video was recorded by Camilla Arrujo in the devout Christ following Christian, Sophie Rain.
Starting point is 00:22:29 I'm a Christian. Crazy that you even mentioned Piper, despite all the videos and documentaries talking about how people pimper out for views. This is a bad setting and even worse timing for you to ever say this shit. And also, she's 17. So, yeah. But you know what's even crazier? Some of the audience in the Bob House doesn't give a fuck that she's 17. Some people are even asking if Layla can get in the Bob House.
Starting point is 00:22:53 And she's supposedly 14. All right, buddy. But you know what audience? I digress. What exactly is? the bop house what is the content that they produce maybe I'm being too judgmental maybe they should really join I'm not even gonna fucking say that anyways let's see what the bop house truly does after all they already got one
Starting point is 00:23:13 million followers since its creation with very little videos to check out so surely this is a revolutionizing TikTok account to be created hey mr. Nicker rocker bop-pity bop I like it the way that you bop-pity bop Just the fact that this is a mansion of seven bimbos creating only fans content is disgusting. As a man, I can walk into the Bop House and I can only imagine the amount of migraines I will leave with. I'll be leaving with a terminal fucking tumor on my forehead by the time I leave. I'll be looking like motherfucking Patrick Starr with this shit. But yeah, that's probably the shittiest introduction to a content house I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Which makes me think, what does their work actually look like? Let's see a lock-in session between these women. Wow, dude, this video was so inspirational. A real hard day of blood, sweat, and tears at the Bob House, ladies and gentlemen. I'm going to show you guys a lock-in session between my buddies in Texas. I was on vacation with Birdie, Deceptin, and Queen, right? As you could see, we were on our laptops, locking in, shutting the fuck up, and we were making money.
Starting point is 00:24:32 That is a true lock-in session. If I were to wake up and walk downstairs and seen any, Gween doing a TikTok dance. He would be getting roasted the entire day and he'll comment on this video saying that he knows it. But ladies, this is not a lock-in session. This video is like the final boss of unemployment.
Starting point is 00:24:51 This is such a crazy but true video. I'll be real. Even if I was Sophie Reigned or Camilla Arrucho, you deserve to have an ego if 500,000 men paid for your house. You actually managed to convince 500,000 sons of failed father.
Starting point is 00:25:15 who spend their money on a fucking sexy mansion for your ass to live in it. I can't even say anything about that. That is just a straight W. Is it pathetic audience? Oh, you better believe it. I don't even see this video as rage bait. They're just stating a fact. A very pathetic fact, but hey, it's true.
Starting point is 00:25:33 First off, girl, who the fuck is saying this? You're not the hype house. Who cares about the high pals today? Nobody cares about bops. Well, clearly they do. Get a real job. Life on Easymo, didn't even give life a chance, dirty money. Well, yeah, all that is true.
Starting point is 00:25:51 But yet again, this is another rage bait video to bait a bunch of clicks and engagement on their content. So at the end of the day, they're still winning from this video, regardless of the comments. I just had to throw in this video as an honorable mention. Even Piper herself is entertaining the idea of joining. the Bobhouse. Thank you, Sophie Rain for letting me shop for my only fan's clothing at fucking Victoria's Secret. Yeah, this whole situation is just fucking sickening. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you want me to make a part two on this situation. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. Completely skipping the introduction, do you guys think that this
Starting point is 00:26:38 is an okay thing to show to kids? Got your life sex call. 13 plus gone wrong. Gotcha life. I had Sex with my stepbrother 13 plus naked Shocking gotcha life mini movie audience there is so much shit I need to talk about today all right people what's up today I have found a gotcha life predator that got away with it I am 19 years old ladies and gentlemen I introduce you to Gamers Nation by the way audience if the name gamers nation doesn't ring a bell to you well I am happy This gotcha Tuber has been a long forgotten YouTuber that kind of fell off. However, with this man's actions on and off YouTube, this is still something to
Starting point is 00:27:21 bring up to light. Anyways, audience, the making of this video has been very difficult because this man has quite literally wiped everything off of his YouTube channel, so I basically had to find the archives to resurface what this man has done. Anyway, so rewinding about four years ago to 2019, 2018, around there, where this YouTuber Gamer's Nation was actually a god. He had a pretty active channel around 130,000 subscribers getting around 16k up to 400,000 views a video He was doing really good for himself on YouTube, but there was only one problem He loved depicting children in a sexual manner Now audience these are only the archive screenshots that I was able to find
Starting point is 00:28:06 So there were many more videos than what I am displaying here But he would upload videos like gotcha life pervert 13 plus original gotcha life And the thumbnail depicts a creepy-ass dude with two underage girls in a dark room sitting on his bed. And they look fucking scared in the process. 400,000 views, by the way. And if you look near the bottom left part of this screenshot, there was another video right there. That video says the daily struggle of a teen girl, episode 2, Crohn's Disease. And as you could see from the thumbnail, you have an underage gotcha life girl,
Starting point is 00:28:42 and it looks like that she's been masturbating all fucking day. And the whole irony about this whole title and thumbnail is that that's not even what Crohn's disease even is. Crohn's disease is an inflammatory bowel disease that irritates and causes swelling in your digestive tract. I don't know about you, audience, but if I had Crohn's disease, I would not be making a face like that.
Starting point is 00:29:04 How the fuck do you make a disease where you sh-all over the place somehow sexual? And you like putting underage girls in the thumbnail in the process. Like, what in the Tim Buck fuck is wrong with you? Anyways, aside from the underage stuff, and I know what you're thinking, audience, wait, Rith, there's more? Yes, there's fucking more. Sexual Sisters, Gacha Lesbian, LGBT, episode one. In the thumbnail, literally is...
Starting point is 00:29:29 The first sister says, don't move, and the other sister is saying, please stop. 170,000 views for a Gacha Life video in a week is fucking insane. I want you guys to recognize that the main fan base of Gacha Life is little-ass kids. There's kids down to the ages of 3 and 4 years old on this application. And for a dude that only had 130,000 subscribers, this man's content was getting pushed to hundreds of thousands of little kids a day. Some of his videos of which were getting well over a million views.
Starting point is 00:30:04 So this wasn't some under-the-rad dude that nobody knew about back in the day. for making gotcha life 13 plus year old pornography and also getting monetized for making gotcha life do you guys think that this man is a sick mother f***er yet because if not i have even more to show you gotcha life cybersacks 13 plus gone sexual listen buddy there should never be 13 plus and gone sexual in the same f***ing sentence and of course we gotta look at the thumbnail
Starting point is 00:30:34 her parents paid me to sleep with her still think he's not a sick mother His YouTube bio many years ago had a disclaimer. Many years ago, whenever he was making cheese pizza content, the about section of his channel said, disclaimer, my channel is not for kids. Neither was it ever intended to be. So, listen, motherfucker, you say that your channel is not for kids? Then why the fuck are you putting 13 plus in your YouTube titles?
Starting point is 00:31:02 You realize that 13 year olds is like middle school, right? You know that 13 plus in middle school, right, is the time where you look? learn about the reproductive system, that's the time the kids are introduced to learning what a fucking vagina and penises. And here you are saying that this is not for kids, that your content is supposed to be for adults. And here you are going guns ablazeant on Gotcha Life making 13 plus CP with 170,000 views a week. And you're going to sit here and tell me that you're not a weirdo after all of this. If you still don't think that you're a complete weirdo gamers nation, I got more to show you.
Starting point is 00:31:38 Why the fuck was your Twitter that you linked from your YouTube channel, which had subscribers of pretty much kids? Whenever you would go to like tweets on Twitter back in the day, you were actually able to see what people liked on their Twitter account. And when you would go there, you would find shit like this in his like tweets. This motherfucker was leaving likes on Femboy, Femdom, BDSM porn. Which, mind you, audience, if you leave a like on a tweet on Twitter, That tweet also gets shared with the rest of your audience that follows you. So off YouTube, this motherfucker was showing his audience porn.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Now granted, that is how the Twitter algorithm works and all this other shit. So he's not directly showing kids porn. Oh yeah, I forgot. He likes to show his audience cheese pizza porn. You just had to leave a like on your public Twitter account so that everybody could f-can see that shit. Couldn't you have just made a private Twitter account where you could have your goon sessions off of your business account? How fucking irresponsible, dude.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Even whenever he would get called out on Twitter for his weird Gautja Life videos. Yeah, I really hate those thumbnails. I really do. So when I reach 100K subscribers and I have a big enough fan base, I will stop the interesting thumbnails. Really, Gamer's Nation, you find 13-year-old Gautja Life characters have an e-s-s-on-a-call. You call that interesting, huh? Quite a weird fucking interest to have, don't you think?
Starting point is 00:33:01 Anyways, audience, I want you guys to look at the date and time that these people, tweets were made February 8th of 2019 and he said whenever he hits a hundred thousand subscribers that he is going to stop the interesting thumbnails. So you might be thinking well Rith at least he might have a little bit of morality in him. I'm sorry to say but no the fuck he doesn't. In this screenshot well after this dude hit a hundred thousand subscribers you could see that this man was using the exact same titles and the exact same thumbnails. He didn't even stop using depicted underage kids in his thumbnails. He didn't do jack shit when he hit 100K subscribers. And if you're wondering at the time I actually got these screenshots, it was May 27th of 2020. So on May 27th of 2020, this man had
Starting point is 00:33:48 well over 100,000 subscribers and was still using 13 year old depicted kids in his thumbnails in a sexual manner. This dude doesn't even have morality. And finally, audience, the best piece of information I found today, which basically seals the deal that this man, is a P-word. I found an archive tweet from 2018 where he said that he was finishing exams, which for your information audience, this guy lives in Egypt. And as for the country of Egypt, you begin high school when you're around 15 years old. So if we do the math, this man was anywhere between 17, 18, or even 19.
Starting point is 00:34:25 To add some more evidence to the pile, I also found an old Facebook photo of himself from 2018. But I don't know about you, but he looks way old. than 17. Okay, I'm not gonna tease you guys anymore. I found his Instagram and he literally had a highlight of his 19th birthday. This man was 19 years old making CP Gotcha Life skit videos on YouTube.com. It was getting hundreds of thousands of views per week. Ladies and gentlemen, I'll let you think what you will with that information. Please help me hit 5 million subscribers. I'll see you later. Audience, we got ourselves a red alert, ladies and gentlemen. All right? I haven't been on this website for about a whole whole whole week all right but when I come back Jesus everybody copying me I come back for a second and we got like hold on on on on oh no I need to show you this we got all
Starting point is 00:35:15 these suckers right here trying to try to try to take my thunder all right you guys know my YouTube channel I've made a few Roblox TikTok videos in the past all right riddle me this right so how come I make a few of these Roblox TikTok videos with some pretty saucy thumbnails in the second that I leave to take a small little break from YouTube everybody's doing the same thing we got people like tag swag and mason and elusive and in gween out here trying to steal my thunder i make a robox thumbnail this is the bootleg trash i make a robox thumbnail this is the bootleg trash anyways audience i know we checked out robox ticot in the past but i think uh i think it's about time we start checking
Starting point is 00:35:55 out some robox YouTubers and how they're copying me now ladies and gentlemen if you find me one percent attractive please subscribe to the channel i promise you i only get sexier from here But yeah, audience, with that being said, let's go ahead and take a gander at some cringe Roeblock's reaction cringe videos. The first concert created we got here today is Decept. Now, I'm actually homies with this guy, all right? And pretty much everybody I'm checking out here today is my homie. Now, we're going to be checking out these two videos right here because guess what?
Starting point is 00:36:21 There's two signs right here that this signifies me. I don't know, audience, do you maybe see one of my previous thumbnails in here? Do you maybe see my own profile picture in this thumbnail? You don't see any resemblance of me in these videos. You need to get like a LASic eye surgery, bro. All right, you are blind as a bat. Roblox cringe has gotten worse. And today, we're checking out R slash Go Commit Die, which if you don't know, nobody gives a shit.
Starting point is 00:36:45 I actually agree with that. Go commit die, the Reddit subpage, do not check it out, all right? It's only for me to check out for these videos. There's some degenerate kids on there. I cannot lie. That's probably like a whole other video for later. But bro, that's subreddit R slash Go commit die. That is such a degenerate Roblox page, like, I swear, it's accurate.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Let's begin. Account deleted. Our content monitors have determined that your behavior at Roblox has been in violation of our terms of service. Oh, that sucks. Moderator note, your behavior is not tolerated on Roblox. I'm sure it isn't. The reason? Adult content.
Starting point is 00:37:19 Adult content. The offensive item and oh my God. Bro, can you imagine getting banned on Roblox TikTok because you posted a picture of Mike Woszowski? Hey man, I never knew that Mike Wazowski was. like offensive on Roblox, but hey, hey, now we do. Now we know that Mike Wazowski is racist. How is the moderation on Roblox so as to those days? Dude, for real, for real. Like, I could have actually gotten banned on Arsenal so much. Now, I'm not saying that I hack in Roblox Arsenal or anything like that, bro, but whenever
Starting point is 00:37:48 I'm playing, all right, I feel like I'm getting banned because all these kids suck the video game. I'm trying to play Roblox Arsenal, all right? I'm kicking everybody's butt, all right? I'm destroying everybody in every lobby. But I cannot deny the fact as I'm playing, I'm legit scared because if I'm going 30 and O every single lobby, all right, I'm in fear that I'm going to get banned off Roblox. Because audience, I mean, after all, at the end of the day, all right, I don't want to get rid of my Roblox account, you know what I'm saying? You know, that's a very important piece to my YouTube career. This very day, bro, it lists 2013. But to this day, I can't even see the more painful or relationship or anything inside of a game without it being censored because it's cute inappropriate.
Starting point is 00:38:29 For real, dude, for real. I can't even talk crap to these little kids on Roblox, bro. Every time I try, or at least if I give a good attempt of trying to make fun of these kids on Roblox Arsenal, I'm out here probably going to get reported, I'm going to get taken down off the website, and I'm never going to be able to come back and play my favorite video game ever again.
Starting point is 00:38:46 It sucks, bro. I mean, it really does. You know, it's a real struggle down here in the Roblox community. Fuck off, man. Let me speak. Do you like me as a friend or more? Oh, more. We flirting inside of Roblox now.
Starting point is 00:38:58 We already got the E-Dator. Well shit because my brother was on my account. Don't worry though. I only like you as a friend Well my sister was on x-D. I like you as friend So what a great way to play it off bro Dude can you imagine look at this all right so bro my man types do you like me as a friend or more and the person says more Same in the person replies my brother was on the account bro like how much more of a rejection can you get And then he's out here trying to say oh my sis was online. Oh what a what a crazy coincidence, you know, our siblings just happen to be online.
Starting point is 00:39:32 This reminds me of like, when someone comments on my videos saying, fuck you, man, I hope you die, your videos suck. And I'll reply to the haters saying, lull, and they'll be like, oh, oh, my God, you responded, dude, I'm such a big fan. Don't worry about that. My brother is so unbelievably fat. Oh, oh, baby, I hate your videos, Rith. You suck as a content creator.
Starting point is 00:39:52 The second I reply to these people, ladies and gentlemen, they're just like, oh, oh, yeah, Rith. I love your content, man. Dude, like, shut up. Like, you were just hating me like a second ago. Like, where's that attitude now? I think that's enough of my boy Deceptor, right? Now, just to go ahead and clear his name, all right?
Starting point is 00:40:07 He never actually copied me. I actually gave him permission to use those thumbnails, all right? He's a real homie. However, this guy right here, tag swag. Oh, man. Ah, this guy. This guy's great. So this guy, tag swag.
Starting point is 00:40:21 He's already been exposed in the past for literally being the biggest copycat ever. I'm talking to you, Pegas. Anyways, this guy, tag swag is already. been exposed in the past for copying Pegasus but literally this guy with the same type of thumbnails copying Decept with his thumbnail and oh what you look at that it's suggestive Roblox thumbnails I really wonder who inspired Roblox tiddies in the thumbnail the dumbest kids on the planet why my willie go up yeah dude that was that was really intelligent we're gonna check out this video Roblox TikTok is
Starting point is 00:40:52 actually disgusting wow dude great title bro great great great title game welcome Welcome back, everybody. I hope you're doing well. I hope you're having a blessed day. Bro, who says, who, I hope you have a blessed day? Dude, the last person that is said, I hope you have a blessed day is my great grandmother from 1913, all right? Who is saying, oh, have a blessed day? No one says that. Today, we return to our series known as Roblox Kids today. And just your series, your series. I mean, I'm not saying the I own Roblox Kids, all right? I'm not saying I own Roblox TikTok. But tag swag, listen to me, all right? It never was your series.
Starting point is 00:41:29 It initially started with Flamingo, and then it went to poncho, then it went to me, then I went to dissent, and then everybody started putting tittyes in the Roblox thumbnail. I wonder who inspired tits in a Roblox thumbnail. That was me. Sure, I'm not talking about every single Roblox player, all right? I'm sure you're not. Hey, BBG and all that cringy shit.
Starting point is 00:41:46 You know what I mean. But yeah, without further ado, let's just jump right into it. Bro, this is so boring. Look, man, I know that you're like from the Wild West. I can tell from your accent, but, bro, You don't need to be like, all right, let's jump in anyway, and you have this music in the background. I think we get that you're kind of Western. The middle one is for you.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Wow, what a roast, dude. I feel so offended. I'm going to cry my... Yeah, dude, that's so crazy. What a... What a roast, bro. What a cringy TikTok. Am I right, fellas?
Starting point is 00:42:14 The dude literally reads what's on screen and he's like, dang, bro. What a funny TikTok. Wow, I'm offended. Huh. Huh. Like, bro, just add some materialistic value into what you're talking about, my man. I mean, it's not that difficult. They really want the drippy bucks like that's really all you can do.
Starting point is 00:42:30 But I guess that's what these Roblox kids want. They really want the drippiest skin on the market. Yeah, dude. They can show it off to their BBG. My then I mean, Yeah, dude, their baby girl, their baby mama on Roblox TikTok. Yeah, baby, you want me? You want to have a good experience in the King mattress with me tonight?
Starting point is 00:42:47 They go ahead and suck on these Roblox baby girl. Roblox E girlfriend. Yeah. Like, is it really worth the money, dude? Like, why the hell are you buying a-oh? Yeah, baby. It is 100% worth the money. If you want a girlfriend, if you want an easy way to go ahead and get in some slither in some pants,
Starting point is 00:43:03 or just get some, uh, some Roblox, uh, bro, bro, bucks. You know what I'm saying? If you want women quickly, the fast, easy way, the efficient way, the only way. Get a Roblox, Robux, all right? You won't not be disappointed, all right? How do you think I got my girlfriend? Okay, imagine being my friend real quick. I will always be there.
Starting point is 00:43:21 VC. You can always text me if you feel down. What a great friend, I get you. so far. Wow. Yeah, dude, what a great friend. Yeah, I think any great friend would be like, wow, bro, let's VC, let's go ahead and talk, bro. I'll give you Robux every other weekend. That's, that's just something a friend should naturally do. Why don't these Roblox players be a real friend, all right? Why don't they tickle my bunhole? You know what I'm saying? That's a real, that's a real homie thing. Okay, audience. I hope you guys ended up and joined today's video.
Starting point is 00:43:48 If you want a part two, please subscribe. I deeply appreciate it. But yeah, bro, with that being said, I just got to get to bed, man. I am, I'm so tired. Today, we are going to be spying on otters as a big. All right, people, what's up? Today I found one of the worst Roblox roleplay channels I've ever seen. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Maya, spying on odors as a baby in Brookhaven, Roblox Brookhaven roleplay. This already sounds like a recipe for disaster. How in the Tim Buck fuck does this person have more subscribers than me?
Starting point is 00:44:34 This Maya person actually paid someone to animate this intro for her, and she thought, yep, I'm going to green light this shit. And yes, you can make the argument that I do not have an intro in my own videos. But 100% of the time, no intro is always better than having a shitty intro. Who the fuck did you pay to make this? I would sue them. Fucker has merch? It's not even real merch.
Starting point is 00:45:10 She has merch and Roblox. I mean, I can't talk too much shit. Her fetus audience probably bought it. But holy shit, Roblox merch of all things. The landscape for selling merch is insane. Holy shit. Hey guys, you're new. You are so fucking loud.
Starting point is 00:45:29 I get the YouTubers need to have a little bit more energy in their videos to make a good video. I even do it myself. If you guys genuinely think I talk like this in the real world, then you're poorly mistaken. But at least I'm not starting my videos like, what's up motherfuckers? Welcome back to another video today! We're doing Roblox, Roll Block, Rolls! Like, holy shit, woman, calm the fuck down. Right now I'm in my Brick Haven Private
Starting point is 00:45:50 A whole bunch of you guys right now And you guys are so awesome Hi I refuse to accept that people watch these YouTubers Okay, I'm gonna be serious about something I'm gonna whip out the webcam Now I'm not hating right
Starting point is 00:46:04 I understand that this is a kids YouTube channel And I get that they're making content for kids But when I was a kid I wasn't consuming shit like this So seeing the kids my age back then Are now watching videos like this It's like so foreign to me I guess that's the disconnection between little kids
Starting point is 00:46:20 me versus kids now back then we were just into different shit when we were kids bro that's all i'm saying either way my opinion still stands this is fucking dog shit the link is in my description to join you guys so go ahead and join it right now and i hope to meet you as well also if you guys did my channel oh my gosh i'm gonna buy that shit right fucking now honey it's you understand how this is supposed to be a roleplay video she has done zero role play and went full fucking car salesman on us subscribe to the channel like the video join my Roblox group on my fucking channel membership and shit when does it end woman so if you are interested you're going to click this join button right next to the subscribe button and here you'll see all the special perks you will get on my channel five dollars a month for a channel membership members only post early access to new videos members shoutouts and priority reply to comments holy fucking shit i need to get a membership right now i can't wait for Maya to reply to me
Starting point is 00:47:21 The fact that somebody needs to pay money to get a reply in a comment section, that's kind of sad. Audience, I read my comments every day. If I see your comment, I heart your comment. And if y'all may me laugh or some shit, I will reply to you, all right? If you're a funny motherfucker, I will reply to you. And guess what? That is all free of charge. I know, I know.
Starting point is 00:47:37 I'm fucking amazing. Okay, we are going to be... Audience, do you think that there's a slight chance that she may not like the videos that she puts out on YouTube? I know that facial expression all too well, Maya. I know how it feels to put on a complete act in your fucking videos. I guarantee you this is what her videos look like unedited. Okay, let me cut this audio. All right.
Starting point is 00:48:13 I fucking hate my life. This is going to be cringe. Just like that. Exactly that audience. Little things like that. She's having those little self-conscious moments where she's like, damn, that crying I just did. That was terrible.
Starting point is 00:48:25 That was cringe. I agree. Never do that shit again. Go. I am literally a baby now and I'm going to get into the little. I need a much. I'm in a dad. Let's be honest.
Starting point is 00:48:45 You never had a father to begin with. If you did, you probably would not be recording this right now. At this point, I'm questioning if this is even a roleplay video. Maybe she's just illustrating her life story. A guy says, hey girl. And she says, hey, you look good. And she said, I'm lonely, sad face. And he said, I can make you not lonely.
Starting point is 00:49:12 Pray for me. She said how two question marks. Two question marks. And he put tags. As I expected. As I expected, you guys. Yeah, this is not good. This is not good at all.
Starting point is 00:49:25 If you be my woman. Just like that. ABC for a girl, please. Who wants girl? Just like that. It was that easy. They're together now. Is this what the role play video has turned into?
Starting point is 00:49:38 We're just going to read the public chat on Roblox of two people wanting to eFuck. Is this really what we sunk? down to. Now this is truly disappointing. She put really? Question mark, question mark, question mark. Yes. She didn't even say yes. She said yes. This is not good for me. He said yeah, let's go to my house. And it begins, you guys. This is the start of something horrible. And I'm not prepared for this. Yeah, that's great, but I wasn't prepared for your fucking mouth. I've never met a Roblox YouTuber besides Lanky Box, that is that fucking loud. Like, seriously, can some of these Roblox YouTubers just shut their mouth?
Starting point is 00:50:19 But she said, no! Why two bids? What is literally wrong with two bids? I don't get it. We can share if you want. She said, okay. Um, they are getting pretty close, guys. Pretty close.
Starting point is 00:50:36 Oh. Whoa. I'm gonna fucking pukeen. I'm gonna fucking puke. I've seen the videos of the Roblox TikTok e-daters and stuff like that, but never have I witnessed in action two Roblox E-Daters in one place. I'm analyzing these fuckers like a zookeeper. How do they get sturdy?
Starting point is 00:50:58 How did they get freaky? How did they get frisky? It is a world that I do not know. Said, let's make out! Let's go, guys. Come on. Keep attacks comes closer. How nice.
Starting point is 00:51:13 This is a nice moment, right? Looks deep in her eyes. I'm sorry, guys. I don't know if I could say any more of this because I'm cringing as I'm saying it. This is the most horrible thing my eyes have ever witnessed. Calm down, lady, you're not that much worse. I think the only thing that is worse than watching two e-daters e-fuck on the internet is yo fucking ass observing all this shit.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Oh wow, they're so fucking weird making out on Roblox. Motherfucking look what you're doing. I said a baby, I said dad. I think I am. done for today because what the fuck is Roblox? Anyways y'all, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.
Starting point is 00:51:57 But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Mom, can we please go to the pet store? We're not getting a pet. Alright, people, what's up? Topper Guild, ladies and gentlemen, has gotten worse. Okay, let's get these. Oh, I love Milky Way. Okay, star first.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Please. Okay, let's go fight mom. When the shit goes in, the shit comes out. And today, ladies and gentlemen, it's fucking out. Mom, can we please go to the pet store? We're not getting a pet. I swear I won't ask for any pets.
Starting point is 00:52:28 I want to look. I'll take you, but you cannot ask for anything. We are only looking. Capish? Okay, bet. Ever since Topper Guild has been called out for wasting food and being a fucking bitch. Ever since then, Topper Guild has moved on to bigger and greater heights. Relatable content.
Starting point is 00:52:45 He tries to appeal to the general audience of middle school and high school students consuming YouTube. but thinking that we're gonna watch his videos being like, Oh, that's fucking relatable, man! When at the end of the day, we're just shaking our heads at this fucking num-nut. Oh, Mom, look at how cute he is. Please, please adopt this one, please, Mom, look at him, eat. He's so cute. Audience, is the video getting relatable yet?
Starting point is 00:53:10 Are you like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was that kid when I was little? If you're feeling even 1% relatable to this video, clearly your dad didn't spank your ass hard enough, or he just wasn't there for you. Mommy, can I get the jerk? Shut the fuck up. But mommy, the gerbils really keep... Shut the fuck up, pussy! Sweetie, no fishes, no hamsters.
Starting point is 00:53:28 The next time you ask for something, we're out. Oh, look at how cute the little fishes are. Mom, I know you said not to ask, but can we get a fish? Please! Sweetie, the fish are cool, but what did I tell you about asking? Fine. If I were the parent, at this point in the video, I will be dragging my child out of the fucking store by his hair. Misbehaving in front of your mother and father like that, you fucking disgrace.
Starting point is 00:53:49 I'd grab you by your neck like a misbehaving dog that shit the floor. Mom, can I please at least just get this fox? I told you to stop asking for stuff. Let's go. Please, Mom. Sweetie, no, we already have enough rats running around at home. Bruh. Worst day ever. Is this the shit that I have to watch for eight minutes straight?
Starting point is 00:54:07 Listen, I know that Topper Guild's videos are all satire. I'm checking out these videos pretending as if they were a real situation. And admittedly enough, for many people, these situations are actually real. So I'm not pissed off at the part that Topper Guild is creating. shitty relatable content. I'm just pissed off in modern society. Your parents give you everything and you still have your fucking panties in a twist. That's the part that's pissing me on. Dude, I have the best idea. What is your idea? We're going to convince mom to buy us all this candy by telling her there's going to be a ton of trick-or-treaters, even though there's not going to be a lot of trick-or-treaters,
Starting point is 00:54:42 so all the candies ours. That's a really good idea. Okay, first off, that idea never works. I'm sorry to be that guy, but I never gave trick-or-treaters jack shit. Do you expect me to give a 13 year old girl dressing up as Jeffrey Dahmer a fucking feastable and shit? The answer is hell no, you're a psycho bitch. Think I'm gonna treat you like my equal. Get out of here. I swear it's gonna work. Trust. Okay, let's get these. Oh, I love Milky Way.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Okay, garters. Please. Okay, let's go fight mom. Mom, we need all these candy. Sweetie, what are you doing? You can just put stuff in my cart. I'm not paying for that. Oh, come on, mom, why not?
Starting point is 00:55:18 Mom, he's right. We're gonna need a lot of candy because there's gonna be a lot of kids. I don't think there's going to be that many trick-or-treaters this year. To be fair, I do not know why people trick-or-treat anymore. I get it. It's a holiday and oh, it's so fucking scary. But why are you going to buy candy to give away candy just for you to go out and get more candy at the crackheads house and potentially have your candy fucking drug? It doesn't make any sense. Do you really want to be that house that does not have a lot of candy? That's a bad look. I guess you're right. I don't want to be that house.
Starting point is 00:55:48 What a pussy? Oh no, I don't want to be the house with no candy. I don't want to be a fucking I don't want my neighbors talking shit about me on Facebook groups. If there are any moms that are watching this video and you have this mentality, stop wasting your husband's money, you insignificant, deadweight wasting piece of shit. Okay, it's fine. Put more candy in there. See, Mom. Yeah, Mom, we're definitely gonna need these. Oh, and this is well.
Starting point is 00:56:16 Definitely these. Kids love these. Kids that truly act like this are a waste of oxygen. If I can take a breath with 0. 0-000-0-0-1% better oxygen levels. If these kids did not exist, I will take it. My breath matters more than these kids' breaths. Oh, my gosh, bro.
Starting point is 00:56:33 Look at how cool this shirt is. Oh, that is cool. I want this shirt, though. Come on, let's go get these clothes. Here's the plan. If mom says no, let's just tell her that she said she was going to get us these clothes last week. How is that going to work? Because mom's super old and she forgets things.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Right, she is really old and she always says she is forgetting things. Wait, so you're telling me moms actually forget things? I must be one unlucky motherfucker. I swear my mom is the spawn of Doctor Strange. She can remember shit that never even happened. Oh, son, I remember six years in the future. You did that shit to me. I swear I can never win.
Starting point is 00:57:05 By the way, Mommy, I know you're watching this video. I love you. Hey, Mom, do you think you can buy us these clothes? Sweetie, no. You guys have way too many clothes. I'm not buying you those. Oh, uh, yeah, Mom. Last week, you said you were gonna get a shirt. I did?
Starting point is 00:57:20 I don't remember saying that. Isn't that right? Yeah, Mom, you did say you were gonna buy a shirts last week. You're just getting really old so sometimes you forget things, you know? Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, I'll buy you guys those. If this was any other race of mom, she would be beating the fuck out of these children. If you call a white mom old, she doesn't give a shit.
Starting point is 00:57:38 However, if you say that your Puerto Rican mom is old and she's forgetting shit. At that point, your heart belongs to your mom, but that ass belongs to the flip-flop. Mom, Mom, Mom, playground, playground! Oh, okay sweetie, you can go for five minutes. Go play. Yes! Mom, look how high I'm swinging. You're doing so good.
Starting point is 00:57:56 You're not looking. Look. I saw it, sweetie. Wow. Hurry, you're going to miss it. Good job. This is what you would call modern parental figures. When you have an absent mother and especially an absent father,
Starting point is 00:58:09 should you be surprised when you turn out like a fucking dumbass? I for sure wouldn't think so. Oh, mom, can I get some candies? Sweetie, you do not need candy. Come on. Oh, man, mom, please. I really just want some candies. Spoiled ass.
Starting point is 00:58:22 I love whenever I see little kids in Walmart talking shit to their moms because they wouldn't buy them a fucking kit cat. I'm sorry, you little shit, but last time I remember, you're five years old and you're trying to run my bank account. Oh, the nerves of steel these kids have. Do you know what five-year-old kids were doing in the 1900s in Pennsylvania? Motherfuckers were working in coal mines and shit. And here you are in 2022 complaining over a Reese's like a pussy. You were never meant to win at life. Oh, dad, can I get some candies?
Starting point is 00:58:54 Of course, son. Get what you'd like. I'll just get these. Is that all you're getting? Why don't you grab something else? Really? I can get more? Of course, anything you'd like. Okay, I'm gonna grab these and um... These also. Just don't tell your mother, okay?
Starting point is 00:59:09 Don't worry, Dad. I won't tell Mom. Son, grab those peanut M&Ms for your dear old dad, okay? The one video where I'm proud to be a man. You see, audience, I aspire to be a dad like that one day. That son, Mom told you not to get the Reese's? Fuck your mom. I'm the one that made the paycheck. Get what you want, son.
Starting point is 00:59:25 I'm fucking rich. Dude, we should go to the movies tonight. Oh, I'm so down for the movie. Okay, here's the plan. You have to ask my mom, because if I ask her, she's going to say no. She's your mom, you ask her. Trust me, she'll only say yes if you ask her. That makes no sense.
Starting point is 00:59:38 Don't believe me? Watch this. Hey, mom, can we stop at McDonald's? No, we're not going to McDonald's. So you're saying that moms are also fucking death. I swear I'm in the worst position ever. Not only, do I have. a mother that remembers shit that never happened, she can hear me 10 years from now talking
Starting point is 00:59:55 shit about her. Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is crazy. See, I told you, you have to ask. Oh my gosh, I guess you're right. Uh, okay. Um, excuse me, Miss, um, Topper's mom. What, oh, oh, what is it, sweetie? Can me and Topper go to the movies?
Starting point is 01:00:11 Uh, I don't know. Beg her, beg her. Please, please? Um, okay, let me talk to your mother, and if she's okay with it, and, okay, I can take it. you guys. I noticed that the general meme across all these videos is that if you're an entitled little fucking pussy ass soy boy, if you beg mommy hard enough, she will get it for you. Unfortunately, that will not be the type of father I will be. I feel so bad for the Nordic seed in my nutsack that will soon be my children because I'm actually going to train them to be a fucking man. None of this soy boy shit.
Starting point is 01:00:45 Oh, can we go to the movies? Shut the fuck up. Okay, I'm gonna drop them off in 10 minutes. Bye. Go! Let's go! We're going to the movie! And I'm gonna go the fuck outside. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

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