Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 20

Episode Date: October 16, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 20 ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This gross, smelly, putrid excuse for a woman is Creeper Chan. Oh, hey, Steve, nice cop. Steve, it's so big. Alright, people, what's up? Today, I found the creepiest Minecraft anime I've ever seen. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Feedback King. This guy, we made a video about around six months ago, has recently come out with some brand new hood classics I cannot ignore.
Starting point is 00:00:25 Hey, Steve, nice... Steve, it's so big! milking a cow in Minecraft animations. Episode two! What the fuck is episode one? Anyways, yeah. Lots to check out today. Yes, my dear friends.
Starting point is 00:00:44 This gross, smelly, putrid excuse for a woman is Creeper Chan. Motherf-f-who you call it putrid and smelly and ugly and shit? If we look at Creeper Chan's outfit here, clearly she doesn't have shit on her. And if we look at yourself, it looks like you just got ravaged by a fucking gorilla. You're all sweaty and mad and what is that gerbil shit on your? shirt. Where the f f' you been, Steve? My life of peace and quiet came to an end on this dreadful day. By the time I knew it, my privacy was gone.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Oh, hey, Steve, nice cop. Honestly, to me, Steve, it just sounds like you got yourself a keeper. I wish the ladies were up front with me like that. I mean, for real, like, what's with all this bullshit about hinting around that you like somebody and shit? Just go up to them and be like, hey, you have a nice... What's the big issue with that? Is that sexual harassment? Get out. Holy fuck, Steve, you're a disappointment.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Oh my god, a hot girl's in the shower with me. Dude, you could just say you're gay. Not to mention my food was always disappearing. What the? I just restocked yesterday. Yeah, Steve, when you have a girlfriend, they tend to be very hungry all the fucking time. Yeah, you went to your job and you worked for a whole fucking week
Starting point is 00:01:51 and made $1,000. Well, uh, despite 10% of your money going to the f***ing IRS, another 30% of it is going to food for your girl. Because if you don't do it, Steve, you're gonna lose her. Those chick-fil-A nuggets, those fucking Starbucks, Pichinos and shit. Gotta buy it Steve or else you're gonna lose Creeper Chan because your girlfriend is a fetch How could it wait a sec? I had no time to even think when she was around Hey, what you think about she was driving me nuts. Yeah, Steve, it just comes with the
Starting point is 00:02:27 package quick complaining this is what you signed up for before I knew it she would show up at my house every day acting all mopey telling me she was bored You know Steve with all the good complaining that you do, I am genuinely surprised that there is still a girl at your front door every day. As much of a fucking loser you're describing yourself to be, I am pleasantly surprised. You're getting girls and I'm not. You know what? Why am I even making fun of you? I'm just going to go fucking kill myself. Now I could forgive all of that if it was only for one thing. She blows up everything I own! Yeah, that would be a good reason to be pissed. If a girl walks
Starting point is 00:03:07 into my home and f***ing bombs my place, I would get Bin Laden to send their f***in loose cannon back to Syria. Because listen, if a girl told me she was about to f***ing explode, all right, I'm thinking of two things now. Obviously, the first explosion, if she blows up my fucking house, right, I would be pissed off. And the second explosion, well, uh, I can't really talk about that on YouTube. Hey, what was the big idea while you blew up my front door in the first place anyway?
Starting point is 00:03:31 I thought the place could use a little bit remodeling. That's your excuse for blowing up my house! To be honest, Steve, I don't know why you're still sitting there arguing with her. You are talking to a terrorist that is casually sitting on your couch. And you, Steve, are on your knees like a fucking cuck talking to her. Steve, buddy, fucking kill her. I don't even know you! How long are you gonna stay in my house anyway?
Starting point is 00:03:55 I don't know. You see, this little green freak ruined my happy carefree life. Motherf-fuck, you're on your knees in your own house looking at another, girl who the fuck are you to be giving commands to somebody you look like a bitch yet the fuck up king kill her you see this little green freak ruined my happy carefree life yeah to be honest you kind of needed it you're a real fucking pussy for still letting this in your house still the second that i noticed creeper chan blowing up my living room and shit yeah uh i'm getting the shotgun Wow, Steve, it's so big.
Starting point is 00:04:36 What the f f***? Somebody put a bullet through my skull. I know, right? Wanna see how high really can go? Yeah. Okay. Oh, shit. No!
Starting point is 00:04:52 Ow! Steve really can't catch a W today. He f***ed it up with Creeper chin. Now he can't even pull a ginger bitch. Steve, you are such a f***in' failure. Any time I ever ever. feel depressed in life I will remember that you exist no bitches and no money damn Steve quit your fucking whining
Starting point is 00:05:14 I fucking hurt shut the fuck up and bro what the f f*** is on your feet this motherfucker is rocking the pinocchio 350 v2s on his feet damn that drip his ass I don't understand how YouTube doesn't age restrict these videos but yet they're going to age restrict my videos for reacting to fucking Ben Azalart I don't understand this shit but whatever carry on Oh boy, I have an idea where this is going. YouTube, remember what I said? This isn't age-restricted.
Starting point is 00:05:51 This is on your platform and I'm just reacting to it, okay? I'm just a messenger boy. Steve, let's go find some diamonds. Sure thing. I've been meaning to make that diamond chest plate I've always wanted. Do my eyes deceive me? After fucking up with Creeper Chan and fucking up with GingerBeech, Steve actually rebounded and got the GingerBeech. Did your bitch.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Well done, Steve, well done. Steve, let's go find some diamonds. Sure thing. I've been meaning to make that diamond chest plate I've always wanted. Hey, Steve, why's that very such detective cow following you? I don't know, Alex. Maybe Steve really likes cows.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Maybe he likes them more than you. Maybe just maybe he really likes them. You know, you know what I'm saying? Oh, uh, no reason. Yep, Steve is a fucking, Well, actually, Writh, you're actually a furry because your character's from fucking Animal Crossing New Horizon. Dude, go the fuck outside. It's a YouTube fucking avatar. Shoe!
Starting point is 00:07:01 Go away with you! Did motherfuckerf-fuck just say, away with you? His bro stuck in fucking Shakespeare times? Away with you, cow! In your sexy bosom! Like, what the fuck is this nerd-ass shit? Go on, get! Go on, get out of your shoe! Wow.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Uh, what a coincidence. That attractive cow was just following us for no reason whatsoever, huh? Yeah, I'm not buying that. Damn, Steve! Not even your girl is trusting you. You f***ed up with Creeper Chin and now you already screwed up once with Alex. Now she don't even trust you after that! Sounds like every marriage in the 21st century. Holy shit, this is so dramatic.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Like I get it being a Minecraft story, but holy f f f***. I feel like I'm watching a horror story. Call me a 13-year-old because I feel like EDP's about to grab my cupcake. Hmm. I wonder where Steve is. Is he outside? Aw, what the f f f*** is this? Anyways, I'm gonna go upload this video before YouTube CEO fucking kills me. Please subscribe.
Starting point is 00:08:07 Ain't switching. Mine on missions. Mine don't put me in millions. Mine don't fucking a million. All right, people, what's up? The illegal brain rot animator has responded and tried to expose me. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Shappy Sway. Recently, I made a video talking about this guy's responses to a plethora of other YouTubers
Starting point is 00:08:36 that made videos about him. Talking about his YouTube videos and a sense of... of him having a child art style in his YouTube content. However, the content within those videos that look like it's meant for children is actually having a lot of adult themes. And because of these videos, Shappi responded to these commentary videos with very poor responses. And that is around the time when I made my YouTube video documenting his responses and debunking on how all of it is terrible. If you wish to go watch that video first before you go and watch this video here, I highly encourage you do. Because without that
Starting point is 00:09:10 first video, you might just be lost in this video. But anyway, Shappi Sway has now responded to my YouTube video, but this time he has made over 40 fucking responses. And these responses contain complete ignorance, false allegations, and overall several posts that really should have just stayed in the drafts. Let's start from the beginning. Yesterday, I posted my video about Shappy Sway. Shappy Sway did not like my video very much, and he has made a lot of comments in the comment section. Clickbait pays your checks. That's pretty clear. And then he provides a YouTube post that we're going to be getting into later. But as for his first post, Clickbait pays for your checks. That is not true. Clickbait does not in fact pay my checks. If I were getting paid through clickbait, I would be fucking homeless.
Starting point is 00:09:56 That's probably because there is no fucking clickbait. His next comments on my YouTube video are more links to community posts leading to false allegations and other shit like that. But he does say, also, if you are not so careful, it's by law, 13 plus otherwise must be supervised my parents. Also, we tagged our videos, not made for kids. Anyways, the reason why he's commenting this is because in my previous video, I stated that not only does he have to put his videos as not made for kids, but if his content is 18 plus, as he has stated multiple times in the past,
Starting point is 00:10:29 then the thing that I suggested in my previous video is that he should age restrict his entire channel, then that would truly prevent children from being able to see his content. It's a two-step process, Shappie. Even if you label your videos as not made for kids, you also have to age-restrict your entire channel to truly make your channel 18 plus. So hopefully, ladies and gentlemen, when Shappie sees this video, he's going to finally understand and age-restrict his channel. His next comment says, by the way, thanks anyways.
Starting point is 00:10:59 We were not even using you too much. Thanks to you guys in your constant misleading info, paying your paychecks. We reached around 21 million views and at least, 14,000 new followers here too. I guess he was trying to do another one to fuck you and flex his YouTube stats to me. Which by the way, Shappy, you flexing your 20 million views means fucking nothing to me. I made over 80 bands last month. Shut the fuck up. And also Shappy, our content is not misleading info. And you're going to quickly find that out by the end of this video. Anyways, you would think after he posted this comment that he would leave us alone
Starting point is 00:11:36 Because, you know, this comment is kind of formatted like a goodbye comment. But no, he continues to crash out in my comment section. If kids see us instead of young adults and adults, when we are age-restricted, you should report it until they fix the issue. Okay, but Chappie, the thing is, is that your content is not fucking age-restricted. You have a very massive misconception between what is categorized as not made for kids and actually age-restricting your videos. Simply labeling your videos as not made for kids,
Starting point is 00:12:06 really doesn't do shit. You have to click this button, Chapie. This is all you have to fucking do to make your videos 18 plus. But you're just too fucking stupid to notice. But we are absolutely not for kids. Holy fucking shit, Chapie. I never knew that. Whenever you post content like this, I really thought it was meant for children. Hey man, why is your face like that? My sister just passed away. I'm gonna miss her. Yeah, it really sucks. Yeah, no shit, you fucking idiot. My whole point about my video saying that children watch your videos
Starting point is 00:12:43 is because the on-looking 5-year-old that can't tell between adult and child content is going to see your videos, and they're not going to bat an eye that it's good or bad. Five-year-old little Timmy is not going to have the deductive reasoning to see your YouTube videos and think, oh, this is for adults and not children. The entire original point I was making is that little kids are going to stumble across your videos because you irresponsibly label them as not 18 plus. And by that, I mean, you don't click this fucking button and make your videos 18 plus. That's the problem.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Let's prevent the actual on-looking 5-year-olds from viewing your videos. You should report to YouTube because we absolutely restrict all. Why do you think we have not been banned on the platform? Yes, Shappi, the thing is, is that people do report your videos, and your videos do, in fact, get age-restricted by YouTube. But you guys want to know a really funny secret about Chappie Sway. He actually files appeals to YouTube to get his videos unage-restricted so that people that are not 18 can still view the fucking video.
Starting point is 00:13:45 If you guys take a look at his own community posts, you could see that yes, he is labeling his videos as not made for kids, but if you take a quick look in the background of his YouTube studio stats, you could see in the background of the screenshot that he got an important notification from YouTube. And it says the age restriction was removed. To basically explain why Shappi's way got this notification from YouTube. Basically, people like you guys have been reporting Shappi's videos to get it age restricted. However, when Shappy gets notified by YouTube that his video has gotten age restricted,
Starting point is 00:14:19 he himself, yes, Shappy himself, filed an appeal to YouTube to get his own video unbanned so that people that are under 18 can still view the video. So Shappy pretty much just debunks his entire. argument in his own screenshot. You say your videos are 18 plus but here you are caught in 4k sending manual appeals to YouTube to de-age restrict your videos to people that are not 18 plus. Just this screenshot tells me that you are fully aware of the age restriction system, but you are still going to file an appeal to YouTube to get your video unbanned to people that are 5 years old, 10 years old, any fucking age can watch your videos. This is undeniable proof that you are not trying to prevent children from seeing your videos.
Starting point is 00:15:04 I just caught your fucking ass in 4K. I am pretty sure YouTube will do something if it's needed. So far in two years, we haven't had any issue as we tag all the content as not for kids. Just report us, but no, instead let's make money out of misleading info. Report, if you are right, we will be banned or restricted properly as you say, even if we are already tagged. Okay, but Shappy, the fucking problem is that whenever people report your video, to get age restricted. You said YouTube appeals to de-age-restrict your videos so that little 10-year-old kids can still see your fucking video.
Starting point is 00:15:37 People are trying to make your videos 18 plus, as you say. But you're not fucking helping the cause if you're sitting here appealing to YouTube trying to get little kids to still be able to see your videos. For example, here is me signed out on YouTube and I'm able to view your content perfectly fine. If, however, Shappy, your content was age-restricted, I would be getting a pop-up like this. Which basically means I can't watch your videos unless I'm signed in on a YouTube account that's 18 years old. Once again, you labeling your videos as not made for kids is only half the puzzle. To summarize it for you, dear person that makes money out of content by creating drama, if a teenager PG-13 is allowed and accompanied by a tutor that permits him or her to see our content,
Starting point is 00:16:22 that's actually breaking no rules so far. Okay, that's great, but five-year-olds can still see your videos perfectly fine on you. Here is me on a Google account that I just created that is five fucking years old. And here I am watching your YouTube video with a dog that has . Yeah, Shappie, you're doing a really fucking good job having five-year-olds not see your videos. Holy shit, you're a fucking idiot. Anyways, after all of these responses, Shappie has said, I decided to finally cave in and I responded to him in the comment section. I epically owned him by saying,
Starting point is 00:16:54 I am actually convinced you use English for a second language. There is no way you're this dumb. And I guess he didn't like what I had to say because he responded with a big olf-fucking paragraph. There is no dumbness here. We have been in YouTube for two years. Listen, Shappie, I'm coming up on my four-year anniversary of having my YouTube channel. You don't think I know a thing or two more than you? Fucking dumbass. With the strict rules that this app has, why do you think we're still here?
Starting point is 00:17:21 Well, to be fair, you have an active copyright strike and you already have a warning on your channel? It's kinda weird, Shappie, that I have no warnings or not. no strikes on my channel, but meanwhile, you have all kinds of blood on your channel. To be honest, Shappy, I don't know how long it's going to be until you get banned. You do post some pretty weird shit. We are still tagged not for kids, which is what YouTube required us. Okay, yeah, I do the same thing. I label my videos as not made for kids.
Starting point is 00:17:45 But guess what? People that are not 18 are still able to see my shit. Which means the content, according to YouTube, the content is primarily intended for viewers under 13. Now, if teenagers see this video because their parents let them, It's actually their decision. But if you keep talking stuff about five-year-old kids, they are actually first, first, not allowed in this platform without parental supervision.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Second, they're not allowed to see our channel as we mentioned above. Which, by the way, the thing that he's referring to is the screenshot where he labeled his videos as not made for kids. Don't forget, motherfucker, in the same screenshot you sent an appeal to YouTube to de-age-restrict your content. Which, by the way, if you didn't hear me the first time, allows five-year-old kids to view your content. Once again, I'm on a good movie. account that's five years old and I can still view your content perfectly fine. Just because of this one small part of your screenshot, it completely debunked every last thing that you have ever had to say about this situation.
Starting point is 00:18:40 But no, we still have a ton of shit to go over still. You really are obsessed with making an ass of yourself. Well, audience, that just about does it for his responses to my video. Now we have to go over all of his several community posts that he has made publicly on his Shappie Sway YouTube channel. Let's start from Square One. Well, now I see why you are so good in making this stuff up at Rith.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Seems like you have a wide experience misleading people. People forget over the years, especially when you got some numbers now. We are still tagged as required. And then he leaves another link back to the same community post where he labels his shit as not made for kids.
Starting point is 00:19:20 As I said before, audience, this same screenshot debunks everything he has to ever say. And then he links a fucking AI article apparently exposing me for things like explicit material targeting minors, racism, sexism, and shit like that. Firstly, I love women. I am in fact such a feminist that I actually have a girlfriend. And no, I am not in fact racist.
Starting point is 00:19:43 My ex-girlfriend was a black Asian Indian. I don't know how much more of a fucking minority you could be. But no, Mr. Shappie, I am not Mr. hashtag white pride worldwide. I do in fact love all colors. I do love women. Allegation debunked, get fucked. And also, Shappy is coming at me for explicit material targeting minors, which in the article it says Rith has been accused of creating and sharing sexually explicit content that is accessible to minors. This includes thumbnails that features sexually suggestive imagery, which Rith himself has admitted to using. The creator has
Starting point is 00:20:19 openly stated that a significant portion of his audience consists of children, raising serious concerns about the appropriateness of his content. Now for this particular statement, I seriously believe that context matters. The entire point of my YouTube channel is to react to content that is not supposed to be good on YouTube. Whether that's going to be only fans, girls, very inappropriate Roblox content, etc. My purpose of my YouTube channel is to react to this said content and to shine a negative light on it. Not to glorify it, ladies and gentlemen, but to shun the content. Now do children watch my YouTube videos? Yes, they do.
Starting point is 00:20:57 So does preteen, so does teenagers, and so do adults. But once again, my content is to not glorify anything that I'm reacting to. And if we're seriously going to go after something as simple as putting a little bit of in a thumbnail, then I guess everybody is showing explicit content to minors. I mean, shit, look at the top YouTubers on this platform. You don't think at least a couple children out of those 40 million views saw that. thumbnail I'm just saying either all of it is okay or none of it is okay and if it triggers some of you that girls actually have boobies Then I don't think that this is the platform for you anyways his third community post that he made about me
Starting point is 00:21:35 It says wow so you basically monetizing on our content without even sending the not for kids restriction like we do in literally showing kids under the age of 13 videos that we tag PG-13 nice one at Rith Holy shit this guy is fucking stupid Fun fact, Shappi, every last video on my YouTube channel is tagged not for kids. I don't know where you pulled out of your ass that I labeled my videos as for kids, but I can promise you every last video on my YouTube channel has the label not made for kids. Now, are children still able to see my YouTube videos even though I label it as not made for kids? I mean, yeah, I just shown you guys a Google account that I just made that was five years old. And look at that, I'm able to view Shappie's videos and oh, look at that.
Starting point is 00:22:21 I'm able to watch a Rith video. The point I'm trying to make is that if you label your videos as not made for kids, it effectively does fucking nothing to prevent children from not seeing your videos. Anyways, the next part of his community tab is starting to show a few more links, where I allegedly sent false copyright strikes, and also he linked a Reddit thread of a YouTube video that calls me a fucking file. Which, let me go ahead and clear this up right now. Pretty weird that the guy that made a video calling me a p-o-ohy-a-ohy-oh.
Starting point is 00:22:51 file removed his video, huh? Probably because it's false allegations. And also the video accusing me of copyright strikes, that video isn't available either. If you're going to make serious allegations about me, you dumb shit, maybe you should cite some sources that has actual fucking evidence. Accusing me of this type of shit because I made fun of your YouTube content, you're a fucking disgusting human. You can honestly go fuck yourself. His next community post says, hand another one at Rith, maybe start adding a tag to your channel not for kids. I do you dumb shit as you literally are showing our content to kids while we are not okay dude let me just go through your comment section and find little kids that commented on your videos before i even made my youtube videos about you oh once you look at that someone in your comments section ten days ago saying that i am eight years old by the way audience this was the video that this little eight-year-old child commented on which for the record audience this child did not come from my youtube channel as this person commented before i made my first shappy sway video You are a fucking hypocrite.
Starting point is 00:24:03 And finally, his last community post says, And another comment of a kid on your video at Rith. You have a part of your audience that are kids, so they either lie about their age, either you should restrict your videos as not for kids like we do. For the last time, I fucking do shappie, I fucking do. Otherwise, our restriction means nothing if you are gonna show our content to your kid audience
Starting point is 00:24:26 without our consent anyways. This relates to your past though, You have been called out because of this matter before. And once again, audience, I've already debunked all of this shit before in this video. Anyways, what do you guys think? Subscribe to the channel because I know this will be an ongoing beef. But with that being said, I'll catch you guys in the next one. Later.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Like, my mind is blown. That was so sad! All right, people, what's up? Today, I found the worst Minecraft reaction channel I've seen so far. Oh, wait. Is one of them going to die at the end? Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to gaming with Gary. Now, despite his content on his channel, his YouTube name has nothing to do with gaming.
Starting point is 00:25:08 All this guy basically does is acts like a fucking ferret on ketamine. I found the saddest Minecraft animations on YouTube, so let's check them out today. Starting with Little Timmy who's just not happy. Well, his ball just went to the neighbor's yard. And I'm not sure why Little Timmy's looking all buck tooth like this. And he's drooling all over himself, but he's going to find his ball. Now, despite the shitty reactions he has to pretty much every video on his channel, I'm even willing to make the claim that his videos are not even his.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Now, of course, on YouTube, you can react to videos, and it would be fair use if you add your own input. But essentially, this guy plays an entire raw Minecraft animation completely unedited. And literally, all this guy does is describe what's happening on screen. And also simultaneously sounding like a fucking moron. But yeah, his videos are really treading the last. line for what is and isn't fair use. Like, if you were to watch this video right now and watch the original animation,
Starting point is 00:26:06 you would still get the exact same experience. That's the part where I believe that this isn't even his own video. Yo, what's up? Future Rith here, I noticed in the descriptions of his video that he credits the original video that he reacts to and that if anybody has a problem, they can contact him via email. Just to clarify my original point, I know he's not stealing content, he's not breaking the law. But my point still stands that he has. no fucking personality in his shit, thus not making it his own video. It's his own video,
Starting point is 00:26:34 but it's not his own video if you know what I'm saying. And there it is, easy. Oh no! Oh, wait, did they, wait, did they just become best friends? Hey! Look at that! How is it a sad story? Oh wait, is one of them gonna die at the end? I can tell by looking at this guy, he gives absolutely zero shits by what he's watching right now. I don't know, audience, you tell me, would a 32-year-old grown fucking man care about a Minecraft animation? And yes, believe it or not,
Starting point is 00:27:09 you guys heard me very clearly. A 32-year-old man acting like a 5-year-old watching Minecraft animations. If this doesn't scream some fucking loser shit, I don't know what does. Because we have all this friendship, we even have cookies. Bro, he made cookie.
Starting point is 00:27:27 I wish I had a best friend that brought me cookies. Motherfucker, you probably wished you had a friend to begin with. And if by the sheer miracle you do have a friend, they're not a very fucking good one. Only a real friend is going to put their hand on your shoulder and say that your videos are shit. But then again, that would only be good advice if your videos were actually yours.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Just maybe if you paused a video and actually gave your own input on the story and not describing the bullshit that's happening on screen, I might even give you the luxury of calling you a real fucking YouTuber. What the heck? He's like, wait, I don't... What? You brought him raw steak? What the heck?
Starting point is 00:28:07 He eats raw meat because he's a zombie. Your laugh is faker than Kim Kardashian's body. Guys, the zombie gave Steve raw beep. Shut the fuck up. The shitty recording process behind this guy's videos is fucking horrendous. This guy is probably thinking, how exactly can I play this entire video without breaking copyright law? Oh, I have a good idea.
Starting point is 00:28:30 I'm just going to reiterate fucking everything on screen because I'm a one-trick pony fucking loser that has no personality. Oh, he's choking! He's choking on the... Oh, no! Don't tell me he's going to die. Please... Oh, yep.
Starting point is 00:28:47 She's running... She hears him choking. Yep. Oh, no. Wait, what? What? Why is the mom yelling at him? What?
Starting point is 00:29:08 Hold up. Wait, no, he was hitting him because he was choking, mom. Audience, just a quick reminder, this guy has 1.7 million subscribers. If you want to be a YouTuber that makes 100 fucking grand a month. All you have to do is describe some bullshit that's happening on a video that has way more views than yours. And the second you do that, you are a fucking millionaire. Now, obviously, $100,000 a month is pretty impressive. I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 00:29:38 But this whole video was never about somebody's pockets. It's about finding content that's crustier than my ass crack to make fun of. And this guy takes the fucking cake. Oh. Wait, what? Whoa! No shot. Nah, he's just got a diamond store.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Oh, and that's the king zombie. Oh, geez. Bro, wait, what if the mom dies? Oh! The reactions throughout this entire video is the most predictable shit I've ever seen. Gaming with Gary's reactions is like the crowd laughing sound effect on a fucking I Carly episode. Guys, the mom just fucking died. Please shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Wait a second. Hold up! This is crazy. This is actually nuts. Oh my gosh. Oh, fuck me, man. Not only does he have the shittiest and most predictable reactions, but he also does the fucking morgue special, where he puts his hands on his forehead with his mouth wide open.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Holy shit! There's no way that fucking happened. Fuck you. Dude, Steve, where were you, man? The zombies literally just, okay, put on some diamond armor and go... Yeah! That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That is what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:31:17 Heck yes That is all right baby Now we're in business Brough What the Oh my god If you're enjoying the video Be sure to subscribe and like the video
Starting point is 00:31:39 If you're new around here Unfortunately I do not think I'm going to subscribe Sure thing I could be enjoying the video Except the problem is It's not even your fucking video You can watch these animations All you want with the zombie In the Hot Minecraft Mama
Starting point is 00:31:53 But at the end of the day gang It's not your video. Dude, this is crazy. Actually nuts, because you know those little kid is about to become the world's strongest fighter. This is an origin story like you've never heard before. His both his parents died because of his best friend's family. Oh, he's going out there.
Starting point is 00:32:10 And he is now arrived at the zombie bait. Bro. He's like, we're getting attacked. Oh, easy. And all the sceds are going to shoot their arrows. He's been practicing his shots too. Nice. A really sad.
Starting point is 00:32:24 but action-packed, like, Minecraft movie! Okay, he's now inside their fortress, their base, their base of operation. And as you can see, they've got some, they've got some big staircase here. Out of the entire video, this one line of dialogue tells me how fucking boring this guy is. As you can see, there's a big staircase here. Hmm, the floor is made out of floor. Fuck off. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. Anyways, yeah, subscribe. Fesh, mesh, Rick, you guys, please. Why the fuck do I look like the Delaware corner? Dude, you're making an entire mess. Clean this up, my one. I do not miss recording this shit.
Starting point is 00:33:05 All right, people, what's up? Today, I share with you my experience with Topper Guild. Around three months ago, I recorded four videos with Topper Guild. So today, let's check out my least favorite collab video with Topper Guild. Vesh Remy and Rith teach me how to roast. First off, I don't know what the fuck the thumbnail is, that I go transracial or some shit. Can me and Vesh turn into like a fucking centaur?
Starting point is 00:33:26 Vesh! Wait, you guys, please. I'm sick of time to be made fun of on the internet. Can you guys please teach me how to roast? For context, we recorded this video so late at night. During the entire recording of this video, I wanted to go to bed so bad because just before that video re-recorded this video here,
Starting point is 00:33:42 so, uh, to say the least, I was so tired. And seeing this motherfucker run up to me in speaking like that at that volume and so fast, to say that I wasn't pissed off is the furthest from the truth. You guys always get so much positivity and I get so much hate. You guys just please teach me your ways. Just slow down for a second. We'll teach you, but not for free. What are we getting out of this?
Starting point is 00:34:01 I'll tag you guys. Yeah, uh, Topper Guild tagging me in a YouTube video doesn't do shit. Listen, audience, this guy may have 20 million subscribers. But listen, if you ever collab with this guy, do not expect to gain more than two subscribers from this guy. When this motherfucker was trying to tell us he would tag us in a YouTube video, I was like, dude, I don't want a fucking graveyard to subscribe to me. me all the time. I get you like no subscribers from that. That is so facts.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Okay fine, I'll pay you guys like 100 bucks. I want my bump with 100 bucks. 200 bucks each. That's the same thing. I can't pay my bills with that. Okay, fine. $10,000 each? I guess.
Starting point is 00:34:36 You guys just teach me how to road, that's all I want. Okay, but that's it. You guys will do it? Yeah. Yeah, so the money was fake. I mean, seriously, did you really expect Topper Guild to give us $10,000 each? And also, let's not forget that this guy was walking around with $20,000 cash. If that money was real, this mother,
Starting point is 00:34:53 other f*** would get shot in LA. Because if a random homeless guy seeing Topper Guild on the side of the road, of course the guy's going to kill him, he has $20,000. But anyways, yeah, the money was fake. Go figure. You guys, thank you so much for real. Chill out, bro. Chill out.
Starting point is 00:35:08 Well, thank you guys. So much for like, sit down. All right. Walk on. What is that? It's my notebook. I want to take notes. What are these folders for?
Starting point is 00:35:14 Look these away. What are you? I'm taking notes. You only need one, bro. Dude, you're making an entire mess. Clean this up. Yeah, by the end of us. This YouTube video, to say the classroom wasn't completely screwed up is a complete understatement.
Starting point is 00:35:29 By the end of this video, I have never seen so much scattered across the floor. It was absolutely absurd. If you thought Topper Guild and the food videos were fucking disgusting. You haven't seen shit. This classroom was f***ed up. Welcome to Roasting 101. With me, obviously, I'm here. And with Red, the best person that ever walked the face of the planet.
Starting point is 00:35:48 This is very true, by the way. One, best person. Yeah, you make sure to write that down 20 times. That's the only good thing Topper Gill did this entire video. You're not the best person to lock the face of the world? Of course I'm. I'm richer than you. Oh, hold on.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Flash best Remy. All right, now you guys are both in that exact same division. But my name first. Dude, look at my shoes. Bro, look at my shoes. Wait, is this the first lesson? My life's supposed to be writing this down? You're supposed to be dripped.
Starting point is 00:36:11 Topper, why the fuck did you guys do that to me? I already looked like a fucking badass in this video. Why did you have to do this shit? You're supposed to be trapped. Hey, shut the fuck up. So drips. Is that one pee or two bees? Two-piece. Aren't you like a grown man?
Starting point is 00:36:24 I unironically don't know if Topper knows how to spell shit. Anytime we had to write something for our videos, this man literally had a fucking assistant write all the shit for him. Like, Topper, can you not spell shit whatsoever? Topper, you're the only person in here. You don't have to raise your hand. What is the drift? Who the fuck edited this video?
Starting point is 00:36:44 Stop doing that shit. Let this on. Bitch, I just look like you now. That's the point. I'm dripping like a faucet right now. So I can mark off drip. Step one, we're good. Next way.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Listen, stop the cringe. Cringe? Cringe? See, audience, look at me. I know how to properly spell shit. If you can easily read the word cringe, type cringe in the comment section. I didn't even say cringe. Chopper, shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Yes, it did. This is the cringe. Look. Yeah, this is one of my videos. Yeah, I didn't even ask for this. I don't even like these. Dude, this is over 2 million lights. They're laughing at you, not with you.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Well, how do I stop this? Just like that. And then we kiss. Whoa, whoa, is Riff fucking gay? I'm just kidding, audience. We didn't fucking kiss. The only thing that happened in this sequence was he smelled my fucking onion breath. All right, time for your next lesson.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Stop copying. What are you doing? Dude, stop copying. But the answers were right here. You need to come up with their original stuff. You got nothing to say? Can I take off the drips now? Fuck off.
Starting point is 00:37:41 No, you can't. Pop-good, goofball. Now we're going to go over everything that we've taught you. Okay? As you can see, this handwriting is too good for Topper. I'm telling you, Topper has an assistant. to write all this shit because he doesn't know how to fucking spell how goofy does that sound to you oh this is gonna be easy we'll see about that holy shit i got a good jaw line
Starting point is 00:38:02 yes topper your p pp is small done all right let's see what you're made of question one what should you wear right pink right is that like what you're supposed to wear it's drip but i'm so wearing the draft yeah but you highlighted the wrong line how do you still get the wrong answer when you're wearing the answer because i thought you were supposed to wear something bright for like a good YouTube thumbnail. Okay, I'll be honest, Topper does have a good fucking point. Bro, when he said that, I had such a nervous smile on my face. I was like, damn, he fucking got me right there. Topper's right, though. If you want to have a good thumbnail, you got to wear something bright as fuck.
Starting point is 00:38:34 I only think about the content, bro. You need to think about being cool. Question two, identify the cringe. Roasting people. Right, you guys are like the two cringiest guys on YouTube. Isn't that cringe? Do I even need to say anything? Look at me in Vesh's face. We're like, what the fuck? Are you talking about bits. Aren't you guys the cringiest? You shut the fuck up Topper. What? That's far from the truth. You're the cringiest bro. You're so cringe. Question three, how to make videos? Okay, I definitely got this one right. This was like the easiest one. Copying Brent Rivera, copying Ben Azalart, and copying Mr. Bees. Okay, genuine question. How the
Starting point is 00:39:10 hell does Topper Guild copy Mr. Beast? Maybe I'm just stupid, but does Toppergill not have the budget for any of this shit? You realize Topper that Mr. Bees is like Mr. Friken monopoly. That man can buy your life if he wanted to. So as far as I'm concerned, Topper, you can't do shit like Mr. Beas. Bro, my mom loves Mr. Bees. Why do you copy him? Because your mom loves him. That was so fucking unfunny. Oh, you failed this test, bro. Are you serious? Wait, what are you doing? We gotta do it there's an approach. Okay, guys, I'm taking off the drip. It is way too hot here.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Why do you have a pit stains? It's because I get nervous. I'm a bad test taker. That's nice. You're disgusting. Those pit stains were real, by the way. If you guys thought that Topper's was bad oh my god his hygiene did this motherfucker not even put on deodorant in the morning because i sh sh-shed you not those pit stains are actually real we didn't have a water bottle on standby to wet his under shirt or anything like that that fucking puddle in his shirt is real since you're a lost cause and you failed your test we're gonna stop the problem at his source your content okay so what do you want to do let's watch it and we're gonna roast you live how was i gonna help me no mom's never gonna know because i'm picking him up right now well this is funny no one
Starting point is 00:40:21 fucking isn't. You're laughing at your own videos. That's how you know it. Oh, he's not funny. Why are you wearing a bright pink robe? Yeah, Topper, you owning that robe is gay. I never thought a single man on this planet would own a robe like that. But it was only when I met Topper Guild that anything is possible in pretty much the worst way imaginable. I don't know. I just thought it was dripped. Drip. Bro, that's the exact opposite of drip. That is the furthest thing from drift. Okay, all right, let's just keep lodging. 20 bucks? No, wait. Yo, this is so relatable.
Starting point is 00:40:51 Topper, shut the fuck up. Bro, why are you even making that face? You look like mirror mirror on the fucking wall. It looks creepy as shit. Alright, next video then. Trash, trash, trash. That's garbage. Yellow has a ton of flavor.
Starting point is 00:41:03 I had yellow before. And it's absolutely. Why are we wearing a powerful girl's sweater? Yeah, dog, you should be wearing that. I literally paid you guys. And now you guys are probably gonna make content out of this. Yeah, exactly. Congratulations, Topper. You're so fucking perceptive.
Starting point is 00:41:16 Alright, come on, new video. Wait, wait, wait, you're wearing drift here. This one? Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna take this notebook into a fancy restaurant. Woo! You're looking sexy in that, dude!
Starting point is 00:41:25 Holy crap! So, I just have to be more like that? Supercar, and then just kind of like tight-fitted, like, dress shirt. Yeah. And then once you have both of those things, you'll also get girls, dude. Really? Yeah, Topper, I fucking lie to your face. I don't think it matters what the fuck you're wearing, dude.
Starting point is 00:41:39 You gotta fix that hair. It looks like a bird's nest! And I've seen Birds Ness look better than your fucking hair. You got this, Topper. Remember, dripped, cringe, and coffee. Showtime. What are those? Alright, I'm gonna go kill myself.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Anyways, audience, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came. Everybody subscribe so I can pass Topper Guild and subbed. I don't just poop this plane. You should really kill yourself. Alright, people, what's up? I think we should have left Lenkee Box in 2024. Now, audience, it is 4 o'clock in the morning, and I was scrolling on YouTube. I'm sure you know when it's like to scroll at 4 o'clock in the morning on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:42:19 But it's not very fucking enjoying. enjoyable when you see a video from Keed boy talking about Lenky Box. And this is the type of shit you see. Yeah, my 4 o'clock in the morning is now ruined. But anyways, thank you Keed for the video idea, but I have to talk about this shit. We pooped our pants, funny poop games, fart prank, and more. Is this really the shit that Gen Beta babies and Gen Alpha babies are watching now? Muff-in-fucking funniest poop games and fart prank.
Starting point is 00:42:48 Our society is fucking doomed. Adam just pooped his pants. What, no I didn't, Justin. Guys, because Adam just pooped his pants. I did not! Watch the funniest poop game ever. Like, don't poop yourself, which is a game where Adam poops himself so bad he blasts into space.
Starting point is 00:43:06 I have never, in my life, heard a man talk about shit so excitingly. Listen, I don't know what Adam and Justin does off camera, but if they talk about poop that excitingly, They definitely do something with poop together, and I don't want to know what it is. Is this what happens when you're a brain cancer survivor you end up turning into Lenky Box? I know that these guys are not mentally well, because there is no motherfucker that should ever talk about shit that happy. Get Max poop in Roblox need more poop. Get Max poop in Roblox need more poop.
Starting point is 00:43:40 These guys aren't even making functional sentences. And guess what? there are still Gen Alpha and Gen Beta babies looking at the screen like this. I am so getting a vasectomy after this video. Even see me make Adam rage in the funniest first poop prank ever. I'm a die guy. Guys, I did not poop my pants. We'll see about that at the end of when we play Roblox need more poop in real life.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Okay, usually when I talk about a video, I continue to let the video play. But I really have to freeze frame the video right here. Listen, we are not the police. None of us are doctors. This is drugs, ladies and gentlemen. If you don't think this is drugs, get one of your parents that are doctors and have them comment on this video
Starting point is 00:44:27 confirming that this is cocaine. Because with their upload patterns and their attitude in every single YouTube video, there is no fucking reason that they should ever be this happy. Because I can testify that every time I make a YouTube video, I want to kill myself. But for some reason, these fuckers have an orgasmic euphoria every time they hit the record button. I'm never going to understand it, and I'm only going to blame cocaine for this.
Starting point is 00:44:52 You can keep your hands up all you want. Mrs. Old Knees never lets anyone relieve themselves. Oh, for asking if you can go to the bathroom. I told you. I keep telling you. Nobody, and I mean nobody gets out of here without a little fart. I can't fucking believe that there are children watching this video laughing their asses off as. we speak. They are children right now laughing at this video getting a six pack of abs because
Starting point is 00:45:18 they think that this shit is so funny. Because of this Lenky Box video, there are children, real children, getting two years of progress in the gym on their abs because they're laughing at this video that bad. Can you fucking believe it, ladies and gentlemen, I can't. All because of a talking hippo talking about shit. 2025 ladies and gentlemen, Lanky Box somehow squeezed in. Oh no. I can feel your stomach rumbling. You aren't gonna make it.
Starting point is 00:45:45 You're gonna explode. Listen. You need to leave. Don't worry. You won't have to do this alone. Stoke. Get back here. I just realized in the web cam of their video,
Starting point is 00:46:01 they're promoting their fucking merch. Whenever the video gets ever so slightly exciting, they put their plushy up to the fucking screen. That is definitely a calculated move. that Lenky Box does in all their videos. They're just gonna sit there for however long this video is, I know what's above an hour, holding their plushies like their little bitches,
Starting point is 00:46:20 hoping to God that there's gonna be some five-year-old that's gonna convince their mom to go to fucking Toys R Us and get them a shitty-ass foxy plushy. I think if my son ever came up to me asking for a Lenky Box merch toy, I will fucking neuter their tongues so that they will never ever be able to say that shit ever again. Nice, fly tackle.
Starting point is 00:46:40 That'll definitely keep her away We should probably talk about the conditions here, but I can see the bathroom. Now hurry, before you pop like a balloon. Like a little poop-filled balloon. Dude, I can't tell whose laugh is faker, mine or lanky box. They have recorded so many fucking videos that they can't even laugh genuinely anymore. Even Jeff Bezos has a more convincing laugh than them. Holy shit, I wish I can laugh like that one day.
Starting point is 00:47:11 so fucking rich that you can hear the hundred thousand rental properties in his laugh god jeff that was fucking gorgeous okay so guys the rules are make a mistake and you fart okay for 50 times you'll boom here now okay y'all's his laugh is genuinely fucking annoying you could see the pain in their faces deep inside i fucking see it like he boxed deep inside behind all those lines of cocaine you snorted this morning i'm seeing your sanity slowly to break. Don't move yourself or all progress lost. So dude, I think you have 16 lives.
Starting point is 00:47:45 If you mess up and you poop yourself, you literally start all over. Wow, guys. So we are not gonna poop ourselves. Bro. To the bathroom together with the power of friendship. I'm just so glad you, you can't after all those years. Even if you do look stupid having a kid you back there. It just means so much to me that you don't mind looking like a, like a little loser and having no friends.
Starting point is 00:48:06 What? Is this game made for us, bro? Yeah, it's roasting us guys. self-awareness of Lenky Boxes through the roof. They know what they're doing. They know the type of videos that they make. They know that they're fucking losers and have no friends. Which is exactly why they're able to post seven times a fucking day.
Starting point is 00:48:24 And quite literally have no time to do anything else together with anybody else. By the way, I just really wanted to show you how much money Lenke Box is making. $368,000 to $1 million a fucking month. Just one month of this dude's revenue can probably pay. pay off all the mortgages to the houses you guys live in. And they're posting anywhere between two to three times of fucking day. Likeie Box, I'm begging you, please give me the cocaine you buy. Just kidding, YouTube.
Starting point is 00:48:53 I'm joking. Please don't kill me. Or am I? He called us a loser with no friends, and it's about pooping yourself, which Adam does do, bro. That's why he got dippy, bro. Second nerd, what are you in such a hurry for? I'm not a nerd.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Don't tell me you're about to poop your pants. Listen, whoever developed this game is fucking insane. Someone genuinely took the time out of their day to make this video game. You could have done so many other things with your talent. You could have became an animator. You could have became an actual video game designer that actually took real effort. But no, you took time out of your lifespan, your remaining lifespan, to develop this bullshit. What a fucking disappointment that this world is.
Starting point is 00:49:33 At this point, this dude is just natural selection if he becomes a failure. Whoever developed this game, I pray on their downfall. Like I'm gonna let you go inside? I want you to poop yourself. Because he's mean. Stop laughing at us. Oh, you can't kind of go. Yo, Adam's trying to go in there, bro.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Oh, my bad. Ew, bro. My bad. Adam, went in there, he just to dooted, man. Just in the game, guys. Adam, bro, don't chew. He to in real life, bro. No, I didn't.
Starting point is 00:50:04 Dude, no, I didn't. Dude, you sound like such a fucking fruit cake. I would say something else, but YouTube would never permit me to say that. But I swear, Adam is one of the, fruitiest ass motherfuckers I've ever seen on YouTube.com. You called this man out on his bullshit and he'll sound like the biggest nerd of all time. Justin, no I didn't. Shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:50:26 Guys, every time I had an oops, they gave me two to real life too. No, that's not true, guys. It's a cap. I'm letting out a little floater. That's killed. What? What? I felt like that was the first genuine laugh that Lenkey Boxes ever said in real life. Ew. Oh, what's in here? Whoa, dude. Yo, wait's in line for cafeteria food. I'd rather eat a troll's meal.
Starting point is 00:50:48 Okay, low-key, the backpack is kind of spitting. Whoever eats cafeteria meal, you are clearly psychotic. I'd rather eat the gum off the bottom of my shoe before I eat cafeteria food. The cheese pizza tastes like recycled fucking leather. Anyways, on a real note, I just want to see if this man shits himself or not. I'm going to see the conclusion of this video. Okay, Adam shits himself into outer space and just, and sounds like piglet getting ripped in the ass.
Starting point is 00:51:21 What a great conclusion to the video. Anyways, audience, subscribe for more lanky box content. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. Do you think you're smart for an O-F girl? Yeah, it's a really smart. Yeah, so that's a fucking lie. Also, girl, what are you trying to do at the beginning of your video? Is this how you get a bunch of miners to watch your video all the way to the end,
Starting point is 00:51:39 you fucking weirdo? Alright, kiss or slap. Slap for sure. Go ahead. Oh, oh, my. YouTube, you allow this shit on your platform now? I remember back in the day I would joke about this shit and you would literally strike my channel out of thin air Alright people what's up today. I found the cringiest TikTok e-girl ever
Starting point is 00:51:57 I feel like a lot of people would want to spend their two weeks Ladies and gentlemen I introduce you to Camilla if you're looking for yet again another untalented female that can only be by selling her body for views then boy do I have the thing for you whoa hey i love your car what do you do for a living actually is no mine my daughter everything is my daughter these are all your daughter's car So basically you're responsible for all the disgusting shit we're about to see here today, Gramps. I think the only thing worse than a father that disappeared from their child is a father that stayed and is still approving of their daughter's actions. Look at this frail, weak, and disgusting failure of a father. Just remember, audience, every single disgusting thing we're about to see today is at the fault and failure of this man right here.
Starting point is 00:52:41 What is she? Oh, I know, I know what she does. A doctor. No, you know. I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor. That's what you... You can leave.
Starting point is 00:52:48 Excuse me, what kind of sick, demented, fucked up reality have you sold to this poor old man now? Originally, I thought your father already knew you liked to do demonic shit on your fucking iPhone screen. But no, it's even worse. You actually just manipulated the poor man. I'm just kidding. Trust me. I know that this video is scripted. You can easily fucking tell.
Starting point is 00:53:07 I just find it fucking disgusting that this old man right here is sitting here with a smile on his face partaking in his daughter's career. Does this old man not realize when his daughter is 50 years? and he's an even older little shit than he is right now. She's gonna look back on her life when the Joker arc is over and completely regret every single decision she's ever made. And guess what, old man? You were able to stop her at literally any time. But no, you want your daughter to be temporarily happy just for her to be depressed around 10 years later. I'm not even taking shots at the girl yet. I'm just fucking pissed off at this guy.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Oh, and you... Oh, I love your shirt. It's pink. Okay, you can go, dad, can you put in reverse? Why are we still here? Bye, Doctor! Yeah, a fucking dog. My ass. Okay, Jack, what's your New Year's resolution?
Starting point is 00:53:50 Probably just like be a better person. I agree. Yeah, I mean, just stop getting people mad and like getting slapped and just, you know, make the world a better place. Yeah. You guys damn well know why they're both making this YouTube video right now. She's an O-F girl that definitely knows that she doesn't partake any sort of positive energy into the universe. And well, Jack Doherty, well, we already know that he's a royal piece of shit. As for both of you, if you really want to make the world a better place, you guys would make a great fun.
Starting point is 00:54:16 would make a great fucking start by not taking up so much oxygen. Ha, psych, I don't go f- I'm gonna be an absolute manage 20-24. Can you quit gripping your package wackage like that, you fucking weirdo? Who knows if I'll make it a 20-25, let's get it. There's no saving this. Girl, you're acting like you can also be safe. Shut the fuck up. The second you booted up your only fans account for the first time, that's whenever you knew you fucked up her life.
Starting point is 00:54:41 I hope your great, great-great-great-grandchildren are gonna see you and think, damn, that's my fucking great-great-great-grandmother and damn, she's a fucking failure. This thing is massive. Hey, what do you do for a living to afford this car? Oh my God, there's a step. I know what you guys are all thinking when you're watching this video. Oh my God, she's just flexing her fucking car. I can't believe she would do that.
Starting point is 00:54:59 Listen, I know exactly why she's always showing her cars in her fucking houses and shit. Whenever you do taxes at the end of the year, you actually get to ride off a piece of your vehicle or your car at the end of the year. So basically, the more that she shows her car in her houses and shit, it makes that the focal point of her video. She actually pays less money to the government by the end of her year. So in case you're wondering, oh my god, she's just so fucking rich and she's trying to flex on all of us. Nah, mafucka, this girl is actually trying to save her fucking money.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Oh yeah, thanks. Uh, I filmed videos. Oh, what kind of videos? A little bit of this, a little bit of... Oh, wow. Um, any advice if I wanted to get into the industry? Thank you for finally moving out of the fucking road for the car. I know your main character syndrome got pissed off whenever you had to move out of the way.
Starting point is 00:55:50 I'm just saying, Camilla, if I were that Nissan Ultima, I don't think I would have fucking stopped for you. You see, Camilla, I have these weird muscle spasms in my foot, and you know, I might have floored it on your fucking ass. Advice if I wanted to get into the industry? Whip it out? Thanks. I mean, shit, when in doubt, whip it out, I guess. Hi, Christian, I'm here for the month. Tell me, what's the most recent embarrassing stories since your sister's out of...
Starting point is 00:56:11 You know what's the funny part? I can't even tell if this video is actually scripted or not. But then again, I don't know why. why you would want to script a video where there's a bunch of middle school kids that are seeing you, well, without clothes on. I don't know if elementary school kids are exactly the demographic you're wanting to go for. And if it is, Camilla, then you need to be behind fucking bars. But your little brother, I already know that motherfucker gets bullied at sometimes. And I know, Camilla, if you're going to respond to this video and you have your brother with you,
Starting point is 00:56:37 you're going to make him pretend like he doesn't get fucking bullied. You're going to do the same shit to me like you probably did with Vesh Remy. That's a lot. Yeah. Could you show me it? Do you mind? I don't know, are you weird? Not really.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Are you weird? Didn't you use your brother to promote your only fans? Okay, but I literally took him to Disney, so it's fine. But don't worry, low, bro. I know your stinky motherfucking sister causes you some unwanted stress at times. Sorry car come by on the bus. I was like, oh, is that my sister? The entire bus just went.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Where? And I'm like, oh, never mind, what? So you're embarrassed with me? Yeah, dude, I don't blame you. I would be fucking ashamed to this video right here. You're being sad on. You're being dominated right now. your own fucking sister dude get the fuck up do some push-ups it's a little
Starting point is 00:57:21 embarrassing you know subscribe to get my brother more bullied in school what kind of twisted fucking family is this I kiss or slap mm slap for sure I definitely agree I would fucking slap a slap right in the fucking jaw oh oh oh oh my sorry I had to do it in threes oh four am I the only one that's getting sick to their fucking stomach watching this shit right now Camilla, did you think that was like fucking cute or quirky when you put your finger in your fucking mouth? Why would you put your fucking booger-picking ass digging finger in your mouth? That's disgusting. For a hundred bucks, show me what are you doing for living without talking?
Starting point is 00:58:00 Okay, first off, how did you get in her fucking house? Listen, if you're going to make these scripted videos, make sure they actually make sense. If someone were to come in my house and say for $100 do something, I would take the $100. Don't get me wrong. But don't forget, you're on my fucking property, you little shit. You have 30 seconds to make... Okay, the wall. Water, wet, oh, you're getting me wet, okay? Oh, hey yo.
Starting point is 00:58:21 Hey yo, eh, yo, shut the fuck up, dude, holy shit. Wet moving, I don't get it. Are you a dancer? What do you, uh, oh, like, uh, pictures. You take pictures, pictures, photographer of that wet and it's, oh, is it? Oh, is it? Bye. That's right, fellas, we sat here for 30 seconds for this girl to tell us, yeah, I'm a fucking failure in life.
Starting point is 00:58:49 And look at her, she's got a little, fucking smile on her face thinking that she's doing the world of fucking justice. Bye. Bye bitch. Excuse me, is this your car? Hey sir, can you back the fucking camera away a little bit? It's pretty fucking bad when it's bigger than the fucking text on screen. And that's not a compliment. Can you back the fuck up? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:07 Could you show me what you do for a living without talking? This shit again? Why? Why the fuck are we- Yeah. Oh, okay. 30 seconds, go. Go. Okay, whoa. The flash is on. Okay, you're setting up, you're taking a video. and oh oh hey yo hey yo i'm not doing this shit again camilla on youtube.com is a fucking failure and everybody should subscribe to me and not her goodbye oh my god can we ever have one singular trend that doesn't get turned into brain rot every single
Starting point is 00:59:44 channel saw a few washed up celebrities flicking up with a fucking luboo boo boo boo and now we instantly got italian brain rot ex laboo collabs are you fucking serious all right Alright people what's up. Labuibu Brain Rot is a thing and it is fucking terrible. Anyways, LaBubu recently got really popular and it was made by some Hong Kong artist, some bullshit. Apparently it was inspired by Nordic mythology or something like that. And I guess because a bunch of mentally ill women saw this cute little Chewbacca character. They decided to make it popular and now with some global sensation for some fucking reason.
Starting point is 01:00:20 But also for some equally strange reason, every single brain rot YouTube channel feels like they need to cash in on the La Boo Boo-Boo trend. And today I think I found some of the worst Labibu Brain Rot for you guys. Let's begin. La-Boo-La-Boo-Laboo. La-Boo. La-Boo. La-Boo.
Starting point is 01:00:42 La-Boo. Wow, guys. Who would have knew that the Labu-Bibu BrainRot trend would have started off with AI-generated dog shit? I am so confused why we're trying to integrate AI video dog shit in absolutely every single edge of YouTube. Everybody is able to tell between non-eathings. AI and AI generated content. Besides, well, you know, fetuses of course. But holy shit, dude,
Starting point is 01:01:07 Labuobu becomes a trend in every single neck beard with ChachypT Premium got to work. But anyways, in all seriousness, I think that we're going to be seeing a lot more of this AI generated dog shit throughout this video. AI generated videos and brain rot channels are so intertwined with each other. It's like you can't even have one without the other. So I'm just going to say, and now I think this is not going to be the last time. We're going to see. a hormone deficient Chewbacca Listen audience we do gotta give the girl a little bit of credit here She must be peddling that bike really f***in' fast if this dude is sinecure causing recoil on the road behind him Trying to catch up to this little girl
Starting point is 01:01:57 Now I have no idea why this lobooboo is trying so hard to catch up to this little girl This little f***er could be EDP inside of a furry costume trying to catch himself a little cupcake under cover When this muftain yeasty bee smells a child that smells just like Gerber Life Applesauce. He sits and goes into primal mode. Run away, little girl. Your life depends on it. Lababoo, Labubo, Labu, Labu, Labu, Labu, Labu, La Boo.
Starting point is 01:02:20 La Boo, Labu, La Boutu. Well, that's totally not weird at all. Yeah, guys, let's just put in the AI prompt that Labuobu captured a teenage girl in her bedroom. And taped her to the fucking wall like she's a GTA heist. Yeah, guys, that ChachyPT prompt is not going to get forwarded to the FBI. Bro, why the fuck does this guy look like an expired Recy Puff? And why does this saggy wrinkly ass muf-funkin' boomer look like my next Pokemon professor? Choose your starter, boy!
Starting point is 01:02:58 Shut the fuck up, Colonel Sanders! No la police see... Damn a fucka, you live that long and caused that much mayhem and you died in this pathetic shit. This crusty amofa looks more dead than Bella the Wolf's YouTube channel. What? Some of these plushies can go up to $200. Dude, I need to make merch immediately. If this dog's shit is able to go for $200 MSRP.
Starting point is 01:03:46 I'm about to become the next Louis Vuitton, bro. I'm about to be the next fucking Christian Dior. That is absolutely absurd. Who the fuck is paying money for this shit? Okay, to be fair, I can't say much. I did spend $450 on a fucking Louis Vuitton key chain today. I'm kind of a hypocrite. I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 01:04:02 I should probably shut the fuck up. Listen, I know what I just said a couple seconds ago, but please tell me where the fuck this is $300. And the funniest part about all of this is the fact that these little children are going to go up to their parents with their credit card begging and bleeding for this little Laboooo Boo Boo Boo. Mommy, can you buy me a fucking Labu that's $300? Of course, son, anything for my spoiled little fucking piece of shit. Parents are going bankrupt on behalf of Labuboos. Do you guys understand that? This is not the economy for a fucking plush you to be blowing up.
Starting point is 01:04:39 People are going to go homeless over this shit. Okay, $46.99. It is not that bad. For a second, I thought this little thing was about to be like $500 or something. Because listen, man, you don't show me something that's $300 and then show me something afterwards and make me assume that it's $500. If this little piece of shit was going to be over $500, I was going to lose my fucking mind. Okay, I think that this would be the only one that I might actually purchase. For a purple lobooboo that looks like that and it's $100, come on, man, you can't beat it.
Starting point is 01:05:19 My favorite color is purple, and if I really feel like tapping in on the trend, I'll get the purple one, okay? That's if the price of this loboobo has not spiked to a million dollars by now. It probably has. I'll just stick to my Louis Vuitton, ladies and gentlemen, because I'm not going to be spending $10 million on a piece of fucking cotton. even wear to the no for that hurry waboo is attacking which italian brain rot character would you say the capucino assassin live alike ballerina capuchina comment a heart trippy tropi troppa tripa share that we won to all three
Starting point is 01:05:58 seriously dude italian brain rot collabbing with labubu is this really the type of shit that gets little kids excited on youtube.com whatever is the popular brain rot in 2025 you just make the two collab and you get a billion fucking views which italian brain rot would you save from luboo's rage why in the fuck is that a real sentence i swear these fucking preschoolers go on summer vacation and they make the dumbest shit blow up listen you fucking preschoolers out there you make my life a living hell maybe if you guys made good content blow up i wouldn't want to fucking kill myself in minecraft only fucking shit that was so unbelievably loud the volume goes from 5% to 10,000 and I get lampooned by
Starting point is 01:07:05 neon colors I would appreciate a fucking seizure warning next time please nice dude that's one way to get the little kids to pay attention to your shit video let's just overly exaggerate the size of the breast of frappuccino cupacino whatever the fuck it is that's definitely gonna make the kids want to pay attention. Yeah, uh, I think I am done today. Howdy and subscribe to the channel if you would like another video about Laboooooo. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.

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