Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 22

Episode Date: October 18, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 22

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to ask you guys a question. How was school audience, okay? If it was good, comment down below how great it was, and if it was bad, tell me how bad it was. Also in the comment section. Today, audience, we're going to be checking out 10 minutes of relatable school TikToks. Now, I'm pretty sure everybody watching this video is obviously in middle school or high school. If you're in elementary school, I mean, uh, hi, you piece of cartilage.

Today, we're going to be checking out some of these relatable TikToks because your boy is obviously still in school. I need to see how relatable these TikToks are. Anyways, before we get into today's video, please subscribe if you do enjoy this video. But yeah, with that being said, let's get started. Bro, listen, to all of my math teachers that have ever taught me in life, okay, if you're still going to be criticizing me because I still use my fingers to count five plus three, then you need to get out, okay? If I need to go ahead and use my fingers to count one plus two,

then you need to go ahead and leave the room because why I'm just using what's comfortable for me. And all these teachers that keep on looking at me for using my fingers, they're guilty. They're guilty of the exact same thing with their calculations. I've caught all of my math teachers using their calculators to put 8 plus 7 inside of their calculator. It's obviously... 14, 15. It's obviously 15.

So yeah, with that being said, to all of my math teachers out there, okay, shut up. Okay, just shut up. Ladies and gentlemen, it was lovely to have you this year. See you next year or not. You know, I have no idea what exactly this camera roll meme is exactly supposed to be. I don't know. I have no idea what this TikTok means. But if there's anything I'm going to extract from this video as that, bro, my entire camera roll was full of homework screenshots.

And the best part about this, right, in the midst of all the screenshots regarding my homework and all of my classwork, there has got to be more emails to my teachers doing a bunch of goofy things than me actually screenshoting my homework to go ahead and turn into them. I swear, dude, it's like every other day you've got another teacher goofing up inside of your classroom and messing up your work and not putting it into the system. Some of these teachers' audience, they really don't know how hard it is. sometimes for the student. We got lives outside of school, okay? If we're taking screenshots of our answers from our friends and stuff like that and we're trying to redistribute it around like at some sort of currency, then you should not be getting angry at us, okay? You should actually be congratulating us for, you know, using our resources.

I was sick. Ms. Johnson, I wasn't here because I was sick. What did I miss? Oh boy, ladies and gentlemen, how many times have I ever seen this type of person inside of school? The ones that always come back from school after they've been sick and they try try to proclaim it like to everybody that they've been sick they add they do they treat it like it's veganism they go around they go ahead and tell everybody that they're sick like like like dude do you think you deserve a medal or something do you think you deserve a medal for cat capturing that covid-19 my opinion audience if you want my genuine thoughts uh you don't deserve a medal dude i mean you've been sick you need to stay away from me nobody wants to talk to you nobody wants to

take a bite of your chick fillet trust me if you've been sick nobody's gonna touch you with a 10-foot pole Kids, did everybody make it to their seat okay? Maggie, you good? All right, then. I'm gonna go ahead and get started. First of all, welcome and congratulations on making it to the fifth grade. My name is Ms. Klein.

All right, I'm gonna pause this video here. If anybody has ever been to fifth grade, every single fifth grade teacher is the exact same. Whenever I walked into my fifth grade class for the first time, for some ungodly reason, my teacher was always, always overly excited. Oh my gosh, welcome to fifth grade. My name is, my name is, uh, uh, well,

What was her name? Hello, my name is John Deere and welcome to fifth grade. Like, bro, you don't need to go ahead and try to be overly excited, okay? We get it. You're a grown adult, okay? We get that. You know, grown adults are actually supposed to be mature. You don't actually need to, you know, move yourself down to our mental capacity.

You can talk like an adult, okay? We all know that adults don't talk like this. So, a little bit about me. I do have eight beautiful children. They are chef's kiss, seven girls, and one boy. My celebrity crush is Matthew McConaughey, because, He is hung delicious. My third cousin is Abby Lee Miller.

This is actually, here's a picture of us from just a couple of years ago. And on the weekends, on Fridays and Saturdays, I like to go to our local prison and collect urine samples. You already know, ladies and gentlemen, that this is unbelievably accurate. Why do these teachers, especially private school teachers? Why do they always feel the need to go ahead and tell you the most inner working details of their lives? Like, dude, we don't need to go ahead and know that, you collect urine samples out of prison. We don't need to know about your ex-husband being an absolute psychopath. and doing whatever he-he does to you,

just go ahead and give me your name, give me your first name and last name so that we can have a last name basis. And then tell me what you specialize in so that we can go ahead and get class started and then we can actually finish class a little bit early. I'm not here to make a relationship with my teachers, okay, just teach me the material.

I told you a little bit about me, and now I want to learn a little bit about you. So you should see a piece of paper on your desk. I want you to scribble a fun fact about yourself, and then I want you to bring it up to my desk so I can read them loud to the class. Send it. Uh, no.

teacher in fact it's not okay the next beautiful pet peeve that I have about teachers ladies and gentlemen is for some reason they want to know about your personal life especially whenever it starts up inside of like what literature class where you have to write a paragraph about your own personal life like lady I'm not trying to tell you about my entire life you know what I'm saying you know it's my private life for a reason you know there's a reason why I go to school and it's separate from my home I go to school to go ahead and learn about what mathematics a literature history science I don't go to school to go ahead and

try to share my testimony about how exactly I found my religion or my ideals, my world views. I just want to go to school and get my grades and leave, you know what I'm saying? I don't care about all that extra personal stuff. Actual, bro. If any of you guys ever want to know what I look like, okay, this is me right here. This is actually 100% me in this video. For anybody that doesn't know, I am totally African American. I am totally black.

But yeah, jokes aside, right, this is totally me inside of class. I'm in class, right? I'm raising my hand. I'm raising it. Like, I'm like, you know, raising my hand to the very top. I'm looking like the statue of liberty in this classroom. I'm raising my hand. It is literally touching the ceiling. Like, legit, I can take out one of the ceiling tiles if I want to. But for some reason, for some divine reason, my teacher never sees me. But then again, whenever the next kid that's like four foot two, whenever he raises his hand, the teacher's like, oh my gosh, this guy needs a question. He needs to be answered immediately. Like, excuse me, where was this attitude like five seconds ago? I was raising my hand for two. 10 minutes, are you not going to assist me? You know, out of all the TikToks that we have seen so far, honestly, I'm looking at this video right now, and honestly, I can't relate. In my opinion, audience, I consider myself to be a pretty competent person, okay?

I always make sure my deadlines are good, you know, I always turn things in on time. If I ever have a missing assignment, you bet that I could probably turn it in within the next hour after it goes missing, okay? I want to make sure that I'm on top of my schedule. However, audience, I have to tell you guys, because I know these students, for some reason, and I really do not understand why. They on purposely wait to the final day of school to go ahead and turn everything in.

And I'm like, dude, why? You're not even going to be passing the grade to begin with. So it's like, oh, they're not going to grade your stuff. You failed the year. But anyways, audience, that's going to be it for today's video. Hope you guys enjoyed. And, uh, yeah, I'm going to go back to where the dark ones came. Later.

All right, people, what's up? Today, I think I found Zong's fakesest video ever. Even though millions of you guys enjoyed my shorts about Zong, His YouTube long-form content is just my lord, is it fucking awful. Escape the Snowman Challenge. More like escaping my will to live. Today I'm escaping from this angry snowman. Come back here!

Zog, what the fuck? What, what the fuck is this bullshit? Two seconds in the YouTube video and I have no idea what's happening. The first frame of the YouTube video you get ass blasted with a shit load of color. I feel like I'm at a gay parade and shit. I'm truly at a loss of words But I can do this by myself, so let's go get my girlfriend, Kat. Oh, you're so fucking hot!

Finally, audience, I have a reason to actually watch the video. It's really a burden having to watch a video with this fucking eyesore on screen. So anytime I see this fucking humana humana of a woman on screen, it's almost like a breath of fresh air. By the way, Kat, speaking of fresh air, I know Zong is not the masculine man you needed. When you're ready to break up with him, hit my line, baby. Also you a fucking man

Song, what are we drinking in an ice cream shop? Because the thing, we're gonna be... Shut the fuck! Shut the fuck up. I think with myself consuming all these videos of everybody fucking screaming, I think it's starting to rub off on myself. My patience level for these fucking videos, guys, it's getting really crazy. I'm not sure how much more of this fucking bullshit I could take.

I'm really curious how long this video actually... It's fucking 13 minutes! The song Ice Cream Man isn't even that scary. Yeah, you're right. Ah! How about now? How about now? Ha!

Shut the fuck up. First challenge is hide and sick. First to get found, losers. Whoa! What is this? Just a giant banana. You should shove that banana up your ass. Guys, look at the-

Yeah, cat, yeah, sprinkles. Woo! Yeah! Anything for you, baby! Whoa! This is the perfect place to hide. He'll never find me. Shh!

Fuck! She's gone. My main heroin for watching this video, it's fucking gone. Why do I have such a stress to life? Dumb... Where are they? Whoa, this thing... What is that?

Whoa, guys, there's an ice cream set! Is the angry snowman fucking deaf? How could you play Heinzik when you hear a fucking... Oh my gosh, there's a falkin ice cream stand across the counter. Like, open your ears, holy shit! Do you not hear your ears getting pierced across the... fucking building. Dumbass.

Guys, they left ice cream in here. Oh, I'm about to eat all this. You fat fuck. This is so boring. The ice cream man is taking so long. I know, right? Holy shit, he's taking so long. Why not get out of that pool of sprinkles and follow me on Instagram?

Please, baby. What time is it? I wish I brought my phone. As the seconds go by, I have more reasons why Cat should break up with Zog. Cat, is this the man you want to marry? The man you want to spend. your life with the fat fuck that can't keep his perverted eyes off of ice cream is this the motherfucker you looking at and say oh yeah that's the one oh guys it's been so long already ate half the ice cream this is the best day ever yeah that's cool but you also ate half of your fucking lifespan in the process oh the consequences of being a fat fuck guys they turned my friend into ice cream

i need you that's so fucking funny shut the fuck up doughboy Wait, they still haven't found me yet. Back to sleep. Hello Zong. What, you found me? Holy shit, you found me? Wow, I don't know how you found me when I was fucking screaming across the building. Holy shit, bro, that's impressive.

Dumb fuck. Wait, I think they found Zong. That means I win! Can't get her first point. Let's go! Woo, yeah, baby. Fuck you Zog. For the next challenge, the first person who missed the basketball, loser.

Okay, let's go! Had good luck coping this shot! Aww! Yo, how many takes do you think it took to actually get that video recorded? I already know Zong probably missed that shot 50 times before he made it. You really think this motherfucker is talented at anything, especially basketball? Fuck out of here. Song, watch this.

Okay. Yes, Kat, yes. Yes. Cat, there's no way you're going to get the next one. One. You're short. Ha-ha. Watch this.

Hey. Do I even need to say it? What the fuck happens, Zong? At least we know where that. fucking ice cream wet. But cat, there's no way you're gonna be able to throw back like me. See? Okay, here we go.

Oh. Next point goes to Zong. Let's go! No, no, this is a load of bullshit. Zong, you're a fucking fraud. Cat won and everybody fucking knows it. Fuck you. It's okay, baby.

You won to me. The next challenge, we'll be doing the spelling challenge. What? Have a trade. Wait, what? Yo, why is there so many letters on this, guys? This is literally so hard. Dude, can you please keep it.

And please, sweet. Why is he doing that suey? He's literally not helping. Zog, you piss me off. Every second you open your mouth. I feel like he unironically doesn't know how to spell Cristiano Ronaldo. And also as myself, an authentic pork and cheese man, I'm kind of adding insult to injury. Ronaldo practically runs through my veins. So to say the least, I really want to hit him with a chair. I don't know what to do, guys. I don't know what to do. You know what? I came up. It's Cristiano Ronaldo. Wait, what? How could I get that wrong?

I don't know. You're fucking stupid. How could I get it wrong? Actual idiot. This is really hard. Oh, I love. I love. Mincurt?

Guys, I don't know what this is. Oh. A. F. Craft. My. I love Rith. I'm so fucking lonely. I love Minecraft.

Correct. Yeah. Roblocks is better, though. You know, Kat, this is why we're meant to be. I'm going to keep it a stack. Roblox is better. Fuck Minecraft, that weak-ass shit. Next point goes to cat.

Yeah! For the next challenge, the first person to find a hidden llama in this pre-kaku wins. Ooh, I'm gonna find this. Wait what? Wait a fucking minute. So, Cat is a... I guess I'm gay. Your loss, so here we go.

Oh! Dude, I'm gonna find this llama before you and you're gonna regret this. I'm gonna do so tired. You're so tired, but you got fucking nothing accomplished. You wasted almost 10 minutes and you're still in Bumfuck Boulevard. You are such a disappointment. Find it good luck finding it. She's gonna find it.

Fuck you. Wait, what? No. Cat, shut the fuck up. Cat, baby, babe, I still love you, but please, shut the fuck up. For the next challenge, the Pussu who makes me the best ice cream wins. What, that's gonna be so easy.

All right, guys, in order to make the ice cream, we need some milk, so that's our first ingredients. Ooh. That vegan teacher is fucking molding right now. The baby cows in the industry. Shut the fuck up, Twig. Yo, this ice cream is gonna taste so good. Did you fucking sneak? in your entree?

Ooh! Yoby! That's fucking disgusting. Actually, no, both of you are fucking disgusting. That is not ice cream. It looks like a failed abortion. For the next challenge, whoever gets the best photo wins. Ooh, that's easy.

Yeah, it's gonna be pretty fucking easy, cat. I can take this frame of you and compare it to... I think we already know the winner. Alright, ice cream man, here are my best photos. Ooh, look at them. Yo! And here are my best photos. Whoa!

Hmm, this is hard. So you both get a pause. Bro, what is this bullshit? This election is fucking rigged. Fuck the snowman, fuck Zong. I love you, Cat, baby. Audience, we have a lot to go over today. The only fans girl I made a video on roughly two weeks ago. She recently responded to my video and she's not very happy.

Alright, people, what's up? The most illegal only fans girl on YouTube has responded. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to reintroduce you to how to smart. Anyways, roughly around four weeks ago, I made a video on YouTube called The Most Illegal OnlyFans Girl, where essentially I call out this YouTuber how to smart for her terrible idea to fuck animals on her YouTube videos. Yeah, pretty fucking sick if you ask me. And also, completely aside from her absolutely sick idea, at the f*** animals on YouTube.

She also uses her content to funnel into making little children watch her only fans content. She actually loves funneling children to see her only fans content so much so that she commented on the video that I made about her for myself and for you guys to go check out her YouTube channel which funnels into her only fans. Audience, what the fuck? Listen, lady, I don't remember your fucking name, but I really don't care. At the end of the day, you're a fucking weirdo. that's all that I'm gonna call you.

I don't know if you know this baby, but the majority of my fan base is little kids. Don't get your fucking weirdo ass in my comment section promoting your only fans to little kids. I didn't delete your comment because, again, I'm not a little bitch. You're a grown-ass woman that should be able to tell if I make Roblox videos on my YouTube channel that may be a large portion of my YouTube audience is underage kids.

So I don't know where your only fan's dog fucking ass thought it was a good idea to promote your YouTube channel and your only fans on my YouTube channel. You're fucking sick. And yeah, I do recognize that you'll probably comment on this video saying, well, motherfucker, I didn't know you made content for kids. Motherfucker, you had to manually type in my channel to find my video again. So as you're scrolling through my backlog of videos, as you see me making videos on Darman, Zong, and fucking vegan teacher,

did it ever cross your fucking two brain-celled mind? That maybe little kids are watching this guy. I mean, clearly, I mean, your whole fucking career is about making little kids subscribe to you. So it doesn't seem too out of brain for you to promote your 18 plus content to little kids. Fucking weird, oh, ass. But anyways, now that we got that out of the way, let's see the actual response from how to smart. Oh my God, I'm on your Chanel. I don't know how the fuck this lady became a nurse audience when she can't even spell channel correctly.

This girl really said Chanel, dumbass. Hi. What's up? You, you fucking weirdo. You forgot to mention that my followers donating so much money which goes to dog shelters. Oh my god, the videos of you shaking your pussy on only fans go to dog shelters. Oh my gosh, audience, I'm so sorry for making this video. You know what, I should just quit everything I'm doing now.

You fucking animals on YouTube shorts, that's okay. You making an eye contact challenge where you literally just bounce your fucking titties for two minutes straight. Yeah, that's okay. You are telling me in my audience that ranges from five years old all the way to 16 years old to go check out your YouTube channel which funnels into your 18 plus content. All this is okay because you donated to dog shelters. Bro, that's like Mr. B saying, well, I donate to charity so clearly I'm not a piece of shit. Yeah, okay, motherfucker.

Also, no animal has been harmed and no animals have been used for my content. Okay, so to break down the absolute dumbassery that how to smoke, is trying to explain here that all of these videos where there's dogs in the video being featured in a sexual way she never actually literally f***ed them on camera which if anybody in the audience has two brain cells yes that is true she clearly didn't that pit bull and she clearly didn't that german shepherd but are we really gonna say it's okay the shit that she's doing on her youtube channel i do not care if you didn't rub peanut butter on your vagina for the german shepherd your youtube clearly shows that you are fucking animals. Whether you are literally doing it or you're just trying to grab clips online just to show that you're doing it for funny ha-haz. What the fuck do you think the message of your video is? It is too fucking animal. How does that not cross your mind that yeah, this is fucking weird? I mean, clearly you self-promoting your YouTube channel to my audience of little kids that eventually leads to your only fans. That's apparently a okay considering my audience is ranging from five years old as 16-year-old. So the question is why wouldn't you pretend to fuck animals on camera too?

All the content I use are clips which has been already online. It's simple comedy. Whoa, motherfucker. Let me stop your ass right in your tracks. I love when motherfuckers do this where they try to categorize their content as comedy. And then they post shit like this on their YouTube channel. Condum 101, everything you need to know. Wet versus dry, white scrubs, topstress.

Try on. Will you survive the eye contact challenge? And of course we can't forget your signature YouTube shorts where you fuck animals on camera. Yeah, audience, so fucking comedic. I'm really slapping my knee with this one. Comedy, you say, yeah. Okay, motherfucker. You're trying to tell me what comedy is.

And then finally, audience, she finishes off her response by saying, go check out my other channels. Which, in case you're wondering, audience, Yes, she means channels like plural. As far as I know, she has her how-to-smart YouTube channel and her other channel called Jazzy Bay. And as for the content on how-to-smart, it's pretty run-of-the-mill. We've already been through all the degenerate shit on this YouTube channel.

However, on her second channel called Jazzy Bay, she likes to post more videos about how to apply a condom and also her see-through lingerie try-on haul. Which, don't forget, audience, it's in 4K resolution, And you could view it in 360 degrees. That means you could see everything, audience. Yeah, so, well, that's the content that she's promoting to kids, by the way. Is this what you want, Miss Jazzy Bay?

You commenting on my video with five-year-old kids in there. To go subscribe to your YouTube channel so that they can see your naked tics and pussy an ass on camera. Is that what's going to make you happy, you fucking freak? But anyways, audience, her comment did say that we should go check out her channel. So yeah, let's go ahead and check out. More of her great content, just for a little bit. Mio, mio, niggum. Oh my God, that was so fucking funny.

Thank you, Jasmine of the Miami Medical Center. That was so funny. Oh, my goodness. I have got to tell my eight-year-old niece to go watch your content now. I bet you would love that, Jasmine of the Miami Medical Center. Aha, that was so funny, Jasmine of the Miami Medical Center. You know, the part where you were fucking the dog on camera and you guys look so happy Yeah, that was the funniest content I've ever seen today.

Bro, I can't fucking believe I'm recording this video at 4.45 a.m. and I'm saying this shit. I need to go back to fucking bed, bro. Everyone, subscribe. Let's get to 5 mil before she does. My best friends have ranked everyone on this Minecraft server. Bro, excuse me? Minneapolis, is that you?

Hopefully, my secret I want no one to know is safe. But when someone finds out, they use my secret against me to get back at my friend. Holy shit, why is this so complicated? Yeah, bro, we get it. You had sex in Minecraft. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduced you to Afmow. I know P&G Minecraft is popular right now, but bro, like, what is this shit? Like, you can't be serious.

Afmow has a blind day in Minecraft. Dude, get a life. My best friends have pranked everyone on this Minecraft server. Bro, you calling this a prank? Bro, I remember when I was 10 years old, if my friends burnt down my entire town like that, we would not be friends after this. they burnt down my house. I've had so many friendships end over somebody burning down my Oak House and Minecraft,

all right? You know, that's off limits. And guess what? I know some of y'all relate with this, all right? I'm sure some of y'all was 10 years old at some time. But when your boys burned down your house, I bet you was pissed. I bet you wanted to beat that ass. Thankfully, my secret I want no one to know is safe.

Bro, this video is about a blind day. Why you need a bomb shelter? You think some sexy, hunky bastards is going to release some nuclear lactic load on your face? Like what? I don't know why you need a bomb shelter. I guess they get some privacy. I guess if you're getting spanked, I guess. But when someone finds out, they use my secret against me to get back at my friends.

Yeah, dude, funny prank, holding your friends at gunpoint. I genuinely want to know who writes these videos. I highly doubt it's AFMAL. I mean, she's way too rich for this stuff. If I were AFMAT, I would be like, yeah, I'm just going to spend this $100,000 on my next 50 videos. Make $5 million dollars profit. Affmow, please review your script writers. Alright, they're actually booty.

And make me go on a Minecraft blind date. All right, yo. What the hell? I don't know why this guy's looking at me funny. Who even brought this guy along? This dude needs to put his weenie away. On God. Now my friends are jealous and are going to hunt down

whoever my blind date is. If y'all are lost in the first 20 seconds of this video, I don't blame you. Dude, it's like, holy shit, it's a blind date. Like, who cares? My secret vault? All my treasure and everything. Yeah, it's gold and emeralds.

me some diamond armor but my real treasure's right here. Look at this. All these diamonds and all these beacons in my diary and the pickax of fortune. Dude, what was that noise? Like, Ah! Oh, these secret doors right here? They really come after them if they knew.

Huh? What's the? What was that? See? Now that's how you pull a prank. Alright, I'm gonna keep it real with y'all. This has gotta be the worst voice acting I've ever seen. And probably, probably since Darmann.

Like you can't be serious with how bad this voice acting is. Like, dude, Dorothy Explorer had better voice acting than this. The crazy thing, too, is that Afimau used to actually, like, put out some good content onto her YouTube channel, too. And this was, like, years ago. You know, it was actually pretty good quality, but I don't even know where to begin to, like, describe how bad it's gotten. But, hey, I'm sure that she's, like, way too rich to care. I mean, look at her pockets, bro. I mean, oh, lordy, lordy.

Your house got exploded. I just going to stay here real quick. Um, here's... It's fun. I don't know. Oh, fuck, fuck! No! This is the most chaotic blind date skit I've ever seen.

How these people are even friends is beyond me. In their little town, they commit acts of terrorism on each other on the daily. Oh my gosh, you blew on my house. The house got exploded. Wait, B. It was funny when happened to you. What is up with you guys today? You can't just explode someone's house without asking.

I'm leaving, you guys are jerks. That's pretty tasty. Yeah! You know, I'm actually like losing brain cells by watching this. What is going on? Where's the blind date? Where's the sex? Where's the sex?

And why are they putting D skiddy, skiddy, skiddy on my screen? Somebody actually thought to put skiddy, skiddy, skiddy on the screen because little kids are going to think it's better. Half-Mow probably seen the text pop up on screen and she's like, yeah, dude, that, that's the million dollar ticket. Right there. I don't know what they're doing. They don't know what they've gotten. Oh. Um.

Well, I see you came. Bro, I feel like, I feel like I'm about a witness of kidnapping. Why does he look like that? Why is there blood on his face? Why is he black? Wait, but take that back. Take that back. Why is he dressed in black fellas, all right?

I know you was thinking the other thing, all right? Um, I, uh, I love all races, okay? Welcome. Who are you? Cannot say. It wouldn't be much of a blind date if it was, would I? All right. If I was on a blind date.

and the dude was talking to me like that, I would either be doing one of two things. I would either A, let him sodomize my butthole because I was in the mood for a deep voice or B, I would run away, all right? Probably option A, being real. Okay, then why are you doing this? Because of Aaron and Zane's pranks.

I know that they care about you. Then how about you go after them and not me, huh? Oh, but that's not a very good prank, is it? Well, you see, Afmal, they can't go after you because it wouldn't make a good video. Clearly, your audience and everybody watching, especially me, wants to see you suffer. Anyway, let's start the date, shall we?

So a date with me is just the pre-fite. You know what? You better not tell anyone about my secret, you understand? As long as you commit to the date, then nothing will happen. All I'm thinking right now is this guy in the bomb shelter. Dude, there can be some foul things occurring in there. I know what happens in the Hotel Motel Holiday Inn, but what happens in the bomb shelter, um, it's probably going to stay in the bomb shelter. You better not tell anyone about my secret, you understand?

What is this secret? What is the secret in this story? What, the bomb shelter, the blind date, this girl's about to get molested? I'm probably, like, way too stupid to understand this stuff. I mean, after all, I'm not 10 years old. How these kids watch these videos to the last second is honestly baffling to me. Bro, are we're on, my dear, here. I'm not interested in a little bit of fishing.

Oh, no. We can certainly do a little bit of fishing, if that is what you prefer. What's doing how? Bro, are we stuck in middle school? Look, I don't know about y'all, but whenever I see my friend on a date or anything like that, I'm not posted inside of the bushes staring at him like some EDP 445 type beats. It's a date, bro, like, calm down, put your dick away. Yeah, we can go fishing.

Yes, it's a wonderful day for fishing. But before we do that, I would like to give you some flowers. What? Some flowers for you. Oh. As gorgeous and as beautiful as you are.

Thank you for this bouquet of flowers. Man, can y'all like, shut up? I'm about to take this vase and shove it so far up your ass. Flowers? I might be allergic to them. I'm sure that they'll do just fine. Now, and also, if the flowers aren't sufficient, then how about a little bit of chocolate?

Alright, look, the voice acting in this video, it's just degrading by the second. What are these scriptwriters even writing down? Like, oh, she gets the chocolate. Daniel has to moan post-orgasm. Like, dude, shut on. By the way, y'all, this video is 20 minutes long. And obviously, this video has absolutely no plot whatsoever because Afmal is the worst scriptwriter of all time. So, well, I don't know about you, but I want to know who the black man is.

Now, all right, all right, all right. Make my revenge is complete over. Revenge? What? Hey guys. Yeah. I'm gonna kill myself. I hope y'all enjoyed the video.

Subscribe if you wanted to end yourself. You guys, my new Lail's Betsy Plusy is out right now. It's so stinking cute. I'm gonna be cuddling mine every single day. Oh, Charles! What is this Miss Holy? Alright people, what's up? Today I found one of the fakes' Roblox roleplay YouTubers I've ever seen.

Hey, cutie. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to McKenzie Turner Roblox. If you're looking for a Roblox Nickelodeon discount-looking Sam Puckin, motherfucker, this is the woman for you. Mom says yes. Oh, wait a second. It's fucking caps lock. Mom says yes to everything Rich Bratt says for 24 hours in Roblox. Holy fuck, that just made me lightheaded. Hey, cuties. I'm sorry, lady. Cuity? I'm not a cutie. Get that shit out of here, please.

So in today's role-playing video, Holly the Rich Brad's mom says yes to everything she wants. for the next 24 hours. You guys, my new Lailos Bessie plushie is out right now. Holy shit! How many times are these Roblox YouTubers gonna promote their shitty merch at the beginning of their video? The new people that are watching your videos hasn't even watched the video yet. What makes you think they're gonna buy your shit five seconds into your video? And also, just a little critique, your plushy looks way too much like Princess Bubblegum.

This plushy is an insult to one of the best cartoons ever made. It's so stinking cute. I'm gonna be cuddling mine every single day. Is this the shit we have to do to keep little children watching YouTube? In order for little kids to buy merch, you have to act like you're on a fucking perk 30 to promote anything. Audience, I'm gonna say it now. If you want to start a business, do not do it like this. For example, this is how I promote a product. Audience, do you want to get fucking laid?

Introducing this shirt right here. If you want to get laid right now, you gotta buy this shit. If you ain't wearing this fucking shirt, you may. We'll kiss all your relationships with women goodbye. This can all be yours for 1999, motherfucker. Go to my store, buy my shit, bye. You guys just go to Heycudies.com right now to get your new plushies. And they will all have a Bessie plushies, and then we'll all just be like Bessies.

My favorite part is the purse because it comes off because it's Velcro. I like the hair because it's black and pink, which is our favorite colors. Go get your Bessie's Bessie's before they're all gone. Hurry, you guys don't want to miss it. Yeah, I'm sorry, but I did it better. Oh, Charles! What is this, Miss Holy? I just found a

speck of dirt on this glass, make me another smoothie. But you were just about finished with it, miss. Um, I'm sorry. Did you just talk back to me? Um, no, not to tell miss. Good, that's what I thought. Now go and make me another smoothie. Yes, yes, right away. What a fucking soy boy. You really just allowed yourself to get bitched around by a role-playing eight-year-old.

Oh, yes, dear. I'll get that right away. Shut the fuck up. I get that you're a butler, but holy shit, you are the most submissive little boy I've ever scene. Even if I got fucking neutered, I would still be more assertive and more manly than you. Alright, back to watching my YouTube. I will take that. Hey, Dad, I was watching that. Yes, I understand you were watching that, but I have to talk to you. That's what a dad looks like to you? Then motherfucker I get dressed in the dark or some shit. Waring the Yeezy 750s fucking pajama pants and you're wearing a life vest. And not to mention the shitty Prince Charming

haircut on top. Is your fashion stylist fucking Helen Keller? Well, okay, but make it quick. I'm sorry, do you talk to me that way? No, I don't. I'm sorry, Dad. It won't happen again. Ooh, Daddy's angry. Holy shit, how do kids watch this? I refuse to believe that anybody over the age of five is watching these videos. I guarantee you everybody that watches McKenzie Turner Roblox still believes in Santa Claus. There's no way anybody above the age of five gets out of school thinking, oh, I can't wait to watch the McKinney Turner Roblox video.

I'm fucking hype for this shit. Ain't nobody waiting for you. You to drop. That's my perfect little angel. Anyways, I just wanted to tell you that I'll be going out of town on a business trip for a few days. You can't go away. Who's going to watch me? Well, besides your mother, Charles and the cook will still be here, my princess, not to worry. You're going to leave an eight-year-old girl alone with an old man that smells like the bunkers of World War II? I know that dude was rocking the PPSH during the war, but he's going to be rocking his Pee and...

But it won't be the same without you, Dad. Aw, aren't you just the sweetest little girl in the whole world? Now, Holly, it is very important that while I am gone, you listen to your mother. Mom's in charge, so you need to do what she says. Ugh, do I have to. Yes, you do. You are to listen and obey her, just like you obey me. No funny business, okay?

When I come back, the credit card will go on a little vacation. Don't worry, Daddy, I would never do anything to upset you. See what I mean, audience. Give me a more fake Roblox roleplay than this. Out of all the Roblox YouTubers we've checked out so far, McKenzie Turner Roblox easily takes the cake on the fake list. We've checked out A-A-Z before, and sure it's absolute dog shit, but hey, at least he's trying.

We've also checked out Myamber, and sure it's also dog shit, but hey, at least she is trying. McKenzie Turner Roblox, though, it's actually so bad because it's meant to be like shit. I mean, I'm listening. We've been over this. I'll just be gone for a couple of days. You'll be fine here alone with her.

that, but honestly, I'm scared to be left alone with Holly. Honey, do you hear yourself? You're talking about being scared to be alone with our 12-year-old. I mean, if I had to keep it real with you, I would be pretty terrified, too. Just because I participated 50% into my daughter's entire existence, I would look at my entire life as a mistake. Why on earth did I help my wife give birth to such a horrible daughter? Honestly, if I were the dad in this situation, I would have left to grab the milk years ago.

Oh, you don't know. You don't know what she's really like. She's different with you. What are you talking about different? She's always our sweet little angel. No, no, no. With you, she's a sweet little angel. With me, she's a rich rat.

How could you speak about our child that way? And you know what? I would love to see it. Audience, if there's one thing I genuinely hate, it's little girls that sap up all of daddy's money. So let's cut the bullshit and let's get to the meat and potatoes of the spoiled rich brat shit.

Okay, everyone, we are going to begin class for the day. I need everyone to put away their cell phones and focus up here, uh, Holly. Uh, what is wrong with you guys? Everyone, put your phones away. You can all be like me and have your dad write big fancy checks to the school just so I can have access on my phone all day. And this audience is why you don't spoil your fucking kids. Whenever you give your child all the money in the world,

they're eventually going to become a pick-me girl and eventually think they're the main character and shit. in all reality, you're just raising a toxic parasite. Unlike most fathers of the modern age, if I see my daughter misbehaving, she's going to get put in her fucking place. And if my son is misbehaving, oh, we don't even want to begin with that shit. Assignment where you can really pick to do whatever you want. Don, you lost me at having to do schoolwork in the first place. Excuse me, Mr. Teacherman, sir? Yes, Ashley. For our assignment, can we have? I'm sorry, I have a question. Holly, Ashley is still talking. You can be next though.

Ugh, all she ever does is talk, though. Does her daddy write checks to keep Brookhaven going? Did I say that you're fucking annoying yet? This whole fucking time audience, all I hear is me-re-me-me-me-me-shut. Shut the fuck up! Daddy's money is paying for all these privileges, yet he can't pay for your mouth to be fucking shut. I don't think so. So what I was saying, I decided what to do.

You think I could make mine an experiment where my mom has to say yes to everything I say for the next 24 hours? I don't know, Holly. That really wasn't what I had in mind for this assignment. Maybe you can pick something else. I'm sorry. Do you like your job here, Mr. Teacher Man, sir? Yes, yes, I love my job here. Well, then, if I were you, I would let me do it.

One call from my dad and you're fired. Yes, of course, Holly. Whatever you want, Holly. Can somebody pass this man some fucking testosterone? I'm feeling bad sitting back in my chair, bro. He can't even stand up for himself. You really gonna let a 12-year-old bit you around to the point where you might actually get your job fired.

That's fucking crazy, little bro. My God, she's so scary. What? Did I just hear you guys say? What a... It's so shit. I know you guys comment that I'm losing brain cells every video. I genuinely believe it at this point. When I'm done recording these videos, I feel sick to my stomach.

Just like last night, I was fucking sick. I was throwing up all day. Do I think it's because of my videos? Honestly, I feel like it's a good factor. Later that same evening Tarles! I'm in dog poop on the way here, so you have to clean my shoes too. Carl, my after-school snack, don't make me chase you.

Tarles, where have you been? I just had to walk in here all by myself. I'm sorry, Miss Holly, I was just preparing a snack for your mother. She can do that herself. Motherfucker, you was the one to speak. You can't do your homework assignment, you can't scrape dog shit off your shoe? I'm fucking done. Audience, I've seen enough bullshit today.

Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Yeah, the plain cheese pizza with extra pepperonies. Yep. Trying to see my pepperonies. All right, people, what's up? These creepy Roblox animators just keep getting worse.

Now, audience, because you guys really enjoyed my previous video about creepy Roblox animators, I decided to do some digging, and boy, oh boy, did I find some juicy shit for you? Are you serious right now, bro? Yeah, this shit is going to be a lot worse than last time. Let's begin. Edible ain't shit YouTube you always find out how to not age restrict the worst fucking content on your website By the way audience just to preface this video before we actually begin reacting and making

fun of a bunch of stupid shit none of the videos that we are checking out today has been age restricted by YouTube so as we are reacting to all of these videos I just want you to keep in mind that these videos are perfectly allowed on YouTube at least the legend even though some of these videos have gotten well over a hundred thousand views, which I always find ironic and I always have to say at every single video, that it's just pretty fucking funny that people can make videos like this on Roblox and not get age-restricted by YouTube. However, whenever there's somebody like me that makes commentary videos

talking about the subject in a very negative light, I'm the one that gets the flack from YouTube about it, and I'm not even the one that's making this shit weird. Listen, YouTube, I'm just the messenger boy. I'm not the one that's putting this type of provocative shit on YouTube while also promoting edibles to children. My message to the youth is to not do edibles and to not dress provocatively. So now if YouTube age restricts my video, then that's really telling about them.

Oh, Jesus, I was getting fucking Vietnam flashbacks just now. By the way, audience, that is my least favorite noise I hear whenever I'm driving. If you don't know what I'm talking about, trust me. Whenever you turn 16 or 18 and you get your driver's license, you know what I'm talking about. I'm a audience. I know what I just said a second ago, and I fully apologize. I completely regret everything I said, ladies and gentlemen. Hashtag Blue Lives Matter. My only question is, where are the cops whenever they pull me over looking like that? I'm just kidding YouTube, that's a joke. Don't you snite my fucking channel?

Honestly, if my life ended like that, I think I would have died. a happy man. I would have absolutely no complaints. I would enter the afterlife telling everybody about my ending experience. Truly an unforgettable one, ladies and gentlemen. Bro, what the fuck am I talking about? Uh, I can't believe I signed up for this. Audience, I feel like that was the craziest fucking animation I've ever seen in my life. But ironically, this one person put more effort into this animation than Pokemon has ever inside of a fucking video game. Pretty crazy. that some random gooner on Roblox that just picked up Blender two months ago is able to put more effort than the whole entire Pokemon company. I mean, seriously, look at this shit.

Okay, but in all seriousness, this person can most definitely put their efforts into something way more productive. Have you tried maybe, oh, I don't know, making a normal animation? You know, without involving big, fat, bouncy Roblox, robunglars in the video. Just a random recommendation, but I think if you tried, being a normal human being, you might actually get something done. This milk is great. Where did you get it from? Moo.

Okay, whenever I was saying you should be a normal human being and you would actually get shit done, I wasn't talking about doing this shit. If anything, ladies and gentlemen, this is even worse. If some of you do not pick up on the innuendos in this video, I honestly congratulate you. I give you a fucking crown of gold because your mind hasn't been polluted like us. Put for real, though, why are these videos getting weirder and weirder every single time? You know, I'm starting to think that maybe fucking Coofy is behind these channels. There's only one explanation for how fucking weird this shit is.

I see you, motherfucker. Are you the one behind these channels? Fucking weird ass freak. Okay, where the fuck are we? Are we inside of a 1700s Catholic church? I'm starting to feel like Martin Luther with my fucking bird nest fade. And why is this video so ominous? Is the priest about to touch me? Yep, I am fucking age-restricted now.

Audience, I'm going to try my absolute hardest to censor what the fuck just happened. Listen, if you guys so badly want to know what happened, go on Spotify. I ain't going to censor shit over there. But, uh, this behavior should not be under the house of God. Bro, why is this fucker so weird, but he's so cute? Listen, little fella, I understand that you want a titty pick. I understand too. I ask for a lot of things too in my life.

But guess what, little Timmy? Asking and wishing for things doesn't get me places. The titty pick is not gonna happen. What? Phototita. Photo tita? Photo tita. No.

No. Why not phototita? Because no kiyo kiyo. That's probably how Kofi feels whenever he messages 12-year-olds. Holy shit. I'm never gonna stop making fun of this fucking guy. Yeah, the plain cheese pizza with Piperonies?

Yep. Trying to see my pepperonies? Huh? What? What? What the fuck do you even say about this video? The innuendo in this video was absolutely fucking absurd. Like seriously, do I really have to spell it out for anybody?

Listen, I understand we've grown up in a culture where Riz is just about everything. But I don't think that pickup line is exactly gonna work for everybody. If I were to go up to a group of girls and I asked them if they want to see my fucking secret pepperoni. First off, I would get the ick. Secondly, I would probably get my fingerprint done. And thirdly, I would probably be on the registry. Moral of the story, ladies and gentlemen, is pick your pickup lines very carefully. Okay, I know this is probably very off topic, but that breakfast looks fucking amazing.

Not even the shitty Roblox graphics is going to stop me from complimenting some good fucking food. Oh man, I am such a fat ass. Bro, do we really need the fucking physics in every single office? There was absolutely no reason why that needed to happen. Somebody please make sense of this shit. Fuck! Okay, I sincerely think that this is my time to log off. Audience, please subscribe to the channel if you would like another part of creepy Roblox animations.

With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. God, I fucking hate Roblox. Hi, my name is Ivy Bloom, and this is my outdoor potty area. Yeah, there's going to be no way I'm going to be tiptoeing in your backyard. like it's a fucking minefield. I got a lot of hate because I told the world that I make my guest use the bathroom outside. This doesn't even look like a backyard.

It looks like an animation set for the fucking Lorax. Well, guys, it finally happened. I got evicted. All right, people, what's up? Today, I think I found the nastiest TikToker on the planet. You just dig a hole, do what you have to do, and put your toilet paper on top. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Ivy Bloom TV.

If you're looking for an astrology, Virgo Zodiac bitch that think that she's a pillar of wisdom, then boy, do I have the thing for you. I require all my guests to use the bathroom outside. By the way, if this video hasn't already became extremely fucking disgusting. She's also an only fan's girl, so that just makes her ten times more disgusting. Not only do you shit outside,

but you also sell your bussy online. That's crazy. Hi, my name is Ivy Bloom, and this is my outdoor potty area. Yeah, no, it looks like the fucking recording set for the Lorax, too. The second movie's going to start whenever this mufuck is spreading her asshole and dropping a fucking loaf on this man. I used to let my friends use the bathroom in my house, but I've since learned how unsanitary that is.

Bro, that's literally why you have a sink. That's literally why you wash your hands and wipe your fucking duty booty ass. And personally, lady, I think that you're the last person to be talking about unsanitary. Just remember, girl, you sell your bussy online for cheaper than a Popeye's meal. Before entering the potty area, I require guests to put on these foot covers. Excuse me, but what the fuck are you wearing? Are those the new Yeezy pods? At that point, I would rather just go to Yeezy.com and buy this shit.

Who the fuck do you think I am going to be wearing Walmart produce bags on my feet? Get the hell out of here. And first timers are required to read the rules. Ooh, she's a Karen too, ladies and gentlemen. Audience, if you infuse every annoying trait of a human being, you quite literally get this lady. Which I think this is what this lady's whole entire character is supposed to be to be some satire O-O-W. girl basically just rage baiting to get everybody angry at her which is honestly a pretty good marketing idea but the real question is how far are you willing to go for satire and from this video ah she she's going pretty

fucking deep she's going in the deep end the most important rule is to dig at least six inches from an existing lady lady what the fuck do you think this is do you think this is subway why do we have to do approximately six inches do people really shit in your backyard that much? Because girl I'm literally a US men size 12 shoe I can't even walk in your backyard without stepping in shit I'm not trying to walk in your backyard and massage my feet in somebody's stinky fucking toaster strudel poo this shit is fucking nasty if you're gonna make me do this it has got to be at least three feet and I have to be compensated with a million dollars per shit because that's where another guest has dug a hole There's no fucking way that somebody's shit in your backyard that much.

You're telling me with the rules like this at your house that you have guests. Yeah, get the fuck out of here. It's pretty simple. You just dig a hole, do what you have to do, and put your toilet paper on top. I provide seeds that must be placed inside to keep my garden growing. Okay, so not only do I have to take a shit outside, but I also have to be tending your garden for you. At this point, it is just unacceptable. There is literally no ROI for taking a shit at your house.

I'd rather walk my ass over to the Mexicans at the construction site and take a shit in their porta potty. And by the way, the second you tell any of your guests that the food you made for dinner came from the backyard that they took a shit in, I don't think anybody's gonna be having a family function at your crib after knowing this ain't gonna happen. And once that's placed inside, you covered up with the dirt you dug up, and then place some leaves on top. The last thing you have to do is mark the spot with one of these sticks. I do live in Arizona and it gets really hot. This literally just keeps getting worse. You live in Arizona where the temperature right now was, holy shit.

I already know the second I take a walk into your backyard, I'm going to literally see boiling fucking turds just roasting in the outdoors. How the fuck has the landlord not known about this? So I provide a bucket with refreshments and snacks that visitors can snack on while using the bathroom. Wow, ladies, such great compensation for the absolute fucking smell we're going to be experiencing out there. I think the last thing on anybody's mind when they're taking a shit outside, is man I really wish I had some Freeto's to snack on and remember ladies and gentlemen all this stems from her being lazy and not wanting to clean her bathroom and yes There is a privacy curtain. Oh, thank goodness. There's a privacy curtain because the last thing I would want to experience is somebody seeing me take a

In yo backyard which by the way lady that privacy curtain is not gonna be so private Literally whenever I squat down to take a shit you're gonna be seeing the under flaps of my fucking ass cheeks this shit a A private, you're literally getting free non-exclusive OF content from my ass. Once that's done, they can take the covers off their feet and wash them in this bucket. Then they have to place them in this jar. So after we get done taking a shit, now we got to take off the foot coverings, which are most likely covered in shit. And then we have to re-wash the reusable disposable bags from the produce market of Walmart.

And then we got to place them back in a fucking jar. This has got to be the most absurd shit I've ever heard in my life. The lengths that this lady is going for satire, it's insane. So that the next guest can use them. Once my guest is done using the bathroom, I require them to sign this journal. And I do respectfully ask for tips, because maintaining this area can get a little expensive. I think this right here pretty much just confirms that this whole entire video is fake, which I'm so appreciative for it, by the way.

However, I think the lengths that this lady went for satire, I think that's a little bit of a mentally ill practice. But, uh, yeah, I don't think anybody is to. tipping you 20 plus dollars for doing all of this. Anyways, audience, ever since she posted this video, it, uh, it went pretty viral. And so now she decided to make a follow-up video. I got a lot of hate because I told the world that I make my guest use the bathroom outside. And while that's true, there are some people whom I let use the bathroom in my house.

Well, aren't you a blessed little princess? How blessed you must be to take a shit in an actual bathroom? I bet the kids in South Africa are cheering for you. Every full moon, I host a cleansing. ceremony where I offer friends a chance to come over and let me cleanse them. Yeah, so what I'm about to say next, I'm not going to zoom in because YouTube would snipe my video down. But I'm starting to notice the dress attire for these videos is very catered to promoting her only fans. Again, a pretty smart strategy because I guarantee you that all these little kids that are watching these videos are going to get a little curious.

Still, these ladies are still disgusting for having an only fan, but I can't say the marketing strategy is not working. There's a reason that shit is in bio, and I guarantee you that shit is probably getting sales right now. Make the attendants sit down on this tapestry, and I shower them with turmeric powder. Then, I place this amethyst crystal on their head, as well as this healing chakra headband, and I offer them moon-charged zodiac water according to their zodiac sign. Jesus Christmas, how much fucking astrology zodiac shit do we have to do in a singular video? Lady, that shit that you call zodiac water, it's called tap water from your fucking sink. I don't care if you bang a fucking 312 hertz piece of iron around the water.

I don't give a shit. At the end of the day, lady, it's still water. Purifies the body and fills you with positive energy. After they drink it, I ring my chocolate ripple. And I have my attendance meditate for 30 minutes. I require attendance to empty their system one last time outside. Before they can begin the next stage in the process. I walk them to my room where I have a 639 hertz cleansing audio set up.

Excuse me, but why the fuck do you have Aiden Ross just casually in the corner like that? You really thought I wouldn't notice that shit? Are you like trying to, quote, quote, manifest Aidan Ross to be your lover in life? If anything, I guarantee Aiden Ross's goofy ass would probably smash the shit out of you. It's really not hard to make this guy do some stupid degenerate shit, so... Have attendance, put on a hazmat suit, and have them kneel down and close their eyes. They must get into the present and maintain an empty mind for one hour. Excuse me one fucking hour.

Hypothetically, audience, let's all pretend that this shit is actually real. I really do wonder what percentage of your day would be by just doing her stupid fucking routines. Oh, what's that? You want to go outside and check the mail? We'll hurry up and look at a 612 hertz frequency. And spread fucking onion powder and lavender powder all over your asshole, bro. You got to do it before you go outside. Personally, audience, if I had to do that, I would just kill myself.

While they're meditating, I gather flowers from my garden. to brew a herbal green tea. It rejuvenates the body and detoxes the system. I bring them the tea during the meditation and have them savor the flavors while keep breathing. I'm not going to watch the rest of that video. Anyways, audience, apparently she got evicted. Well, guys, it finally happened.

I got evicted. My potty, my outdoor potty video, it went viral and a lot of you guys reported it to the HOA, which my landlord got contacted by. And he kicked me out, but everything's okay. I did manifest a new home for myself. For my practices are accepted And you know when one door closes another one opens

So thank you guys for following my journey Ha ha ha ha wop wop I guess this lady is shit out of luck Anyways audience subscribe get me to five mil Right just roasted me yeah I sure did and I fucking love doing it too Hurry stop it we are not doing this shit again How can someone be so mean actually dumb s I'm helping you Because if I were you I would be fucking embarrassed to walk around in public knowing I created this shit Like seriously what in the Tim Buck

goes on in your head. All right people what's up. Today I think I found the sussiest gaming YouTuber I've ever seen. Your mom is straight fire. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Corey Tunge. If you're looking for a bunch of random gaming videos that make you say what the Tim Buck fuck is going on here, then this guy is for you. Gife just roasted me. I was just relaxing. Then this video showed up. Stop it. We are not doing this shit again. How can someone be so mean?

I know, Corey. How could somebody be so fucking me? How could I be so mean to somebody that looks like fucking Chris Tyson in every video? By the way, audience, for context, if you haven't seen any of my YouTube shorts, I've made fun of Corey Tunch for a long time. And I guess this is Corey's sh-shky response to my videos. This response is quite literally him staring at the camera looking like he has a PVC pipe up as- while simultaneously looking at my videos and saying, What the fuck?

I don't know, this video is kind of shit. Not this, Bortnight kid again. Cory, calm the fuck down. Yeah, I can tell this guy's... tell this guy's had a midlife crisis since I made my YouTube channel. Like, come on, audience, are you going to tell me like he hasn't considered cliff jumping after watching my videos? Like he's having a seizure and shit.

I mean, he sort of has a point. Damn, what the fuck, Corey? I mean, yeah, I agree. You do look like you have a fucking seizure every video. At least this guy is self-aware that he's having a midlife crisis. Also, Corey, I noticed you liked the video where I embarrassed you in front of over a million people. I gotta respect you a little bit here because, uh, you can take a joke. Bam, Corey, with a voice actor.

You should actually be a voice actor. Yeah, you shouldn't take that as a fucking compliment. If you were going to be a voice actor for anything, you should do it for Pokemon. Oh, wait, there's no fucking voice actors in Pokemon. I remember. Hugh. Hugh does kind of suck. Well, look at that.

I agree with Corey again. If you don't know who exactly Hugh Moran is, I'll pop up a card right here. Go ahead and watch that video if you want to get context. But, uh, yeah, Hugh Moran's content kind of sucks. Like you subscribe if you think Wright and I should roast Hugh. You know what, Corey, f-it? If you guys really want me to, I will actually collab with this guy and roast Humoran. If you want us both to roast this guy, comment L. Humoran in the comment section.

Also, I don't know why I'm mentioning this now, but my name is not pronounced right. You know the word myth? Just replace the M with an R and use that pronunciation. Fucking idiot. Holy shit. Okay, what the fuck just happened? Bro literally saw a TikTok with over 100,000 likes, which by the way, 100,000 likes on TikTok ain't shit. He literally sees the TikTok and all this fucking oxygen leaves his lungs immediately.

Does this motherfucker have clout cancer or something? Okay, what the f f***? I know I keep pausing it, but how the fuck does this guy come up with these ideas? This guy must literally have like the most autistic way to come up with video ideas. Like how the fuck does somebody sit on their couch and think, yeah, I need to make a Minecraft YouTube short and I'm going to smack my ass. But, but bubub, ladies and gentlemen, I'm not just going to smack my ass. I'm gonna put my face on a pig and the pig is gonna get his ass smacked when my face is on it and I'm gonna be smacking my own ass It's gonna be fucking amazing like holy shit the absolute complex to this man's videos is insane

Like it out Like and subscribe and I'll kill the creeper bro what the fuck did the creeper do? You just killed a pig with your face on it and now bro is just shitting his pants in the background I mean look at him. He's fucking terrified No no no This shit I'm not even a second into this video and I'm not even a second into this video and I I don't even want to watch the rest of it. This shit makes me want to jump in front of a fucking bullet train. Okay, that was zesty as f-listen.

Listen, I understand the myth that e-girls farts and bathwater must taste like fucking heaven. But I'm sorry to burst your bubble, ladies and gentlemen, but e-girls farts and bathwater, it's the same like the rest of us. Farts smell like sh-and-bath water probably tastes like grime and grum on the bottom of your fucking foot. Why are we obsessed with smelling stinky fucking poo? Oh my gosh. Imagine you're in a room and you smell shit. And then you look 40 degrees to your left and you see this fucking guy. I don't know about you, but I would be strapped with Fibrize for the remaining days of my life.

What the hell? I definitely did not need to see that. I swear every video I make on my YouTube channel, I want to read the Bible more and more. Because there's never enough Jesus for the fucking bullshit I'm watching right now. Like and subscribe if Daisy's better than peace. I think I'm going to say fuck you to that offer. My favorite character in Mario is shy guy. I'm not taking question.

That's fucking crazy. You have another man as your wallpaper and not your girl. Actually, on second thought, how the fuck does your girl even live with you? If it was late at night and I was getting to bed and I see this weird shit in the far distance of my house, I would not promise that there wouldn't be a shotgun taken to your fucking skull. Why is bro posted like Jesus before the crucifixion? Bro is profusely sweating and getting down bad. Over a six.

I want to bleach my fucking eyes now. You know what's crazy, ladies and gentlemen? I've only checked out a minute and a half of this dude's content by now. And we still have like five more fucking videos to go. And they only get worse. I swear if they get fucking worse. Like and subscribe and I'll punish Corey. I don't know, girl, but it looks like Corey's already been punished.

I don't know. The way that him and this dude were locking eyes together, I feel like they've had history. These two must be playing football together because Corey must be his wide receiver. How many of these fucking outfits do you own? I guarantee you like 90% of his fucking outfits are women. Like how the fuck do you go out in public wearing this shit? I know, what the fuck?

I'm asking the same question. Is it weird that I want to go commit, die right here right now, but I'm indecisive on how I want to do so? Because no death will be satisfying enough to get this bullshit out of my head. You're cheating on me again? No, no, no, no, no! No! Wow, holy shit! Very extremely rare E-girl W.

Like his inscribing, I'll break up with Desi. Dessie, my girl! Beat the fuck out of him more, please. Please, not this shit again. Nah, that's fucking crazy. He's mind-controlled by the ass. Ew, what the-f- Again?

Ooh, how the fuck are they doing this shit again? I swear after the first time they did the little... They would stop. What, no? I guess I am terribly mistaken. Peace mufuckus can't contain themselves no matter what they're doing Like and subscribe if you like teach more than Mario again Desi shy guys better fuck you Why why are we doing this shit? Why is he fucking Pikachu?

Hey this best day ever Hey koi what the hell? Like my moves? No motherfucker I don't like your moves and what the fuck do you have a Chun Lee outfit? I already know that fucking costume stinks like shit I even sound like that Don't you dare hurt my ass Please stop.

It's the third time this week he's cheated on me. Wait a minute. The third time this fucking week? Wait a minute. Let me do some thinking. Oh, it was that guy of those two girls. But more so this guy. Fucking buff hairy man.

Wait, what? I'm sorry. Hit him harder. Wait a second. My turn now. Broj just spawned in out of the fucking metaverse. Come on. Like and subscribe if you like us more than Corey.

You know what? I think I do. Well, more so DESE than this fucking guy. I mean, look at it. How the fuck am I supposed to like this? So, God, your mom is straight fire. Bro, don't talk about my mom like that. I'm just stating facts.

Low-key, I feel bad for all the kids out there that's got hot moms. Every time your friends visit the house, you gotta hear it from them. I'm sure somebody in the audience can relate. Whenever your friends come over, you gotta hear the craziest shit about your mom. Is it pink? Shut the fuck up. Just please. Can you stop wasting my time?

Once you go, ewoo. There ain't no other for you. That is probably the shittiest quote. I've ever heard in my 19 years of existence. Once you go woo-woo, there's nothing more for you. I'm gonna fucking shoot myself. Is that your mom? Like his mom?

Yeah, no, that's fucking nasty. Yeah, no, I'm fucking done. Everybody click the video on screen to watch more. But anyways, yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came, later.