Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 23

Episode Date: October 19, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 23

Oh my gosh. Uh-oh. My oculus is in there. Hey? That's my car! Oh my gosh! Yeah, I want to catlack, tell a Matt Black. Yeah, I want to take you with a fact.

All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. Our man, baby, he dropped a Christmas special. Today we're going to be taking a visit down memory lane to our favorite YouTube channel, Darmann. So yeah, today we're going to be checking out his Christmas special, which I think is very entertaining. It's half an hour long. I have no idea if we're going to make it through the entire video, but you know what?

We're going to see what happens. But yeah, before we're going to see what happens. But yeah, Before we get into today's video, please subscribe to the channel. You're not going to regret it. But yeah, audience, with that being said, Darmann! Yes, yes, yes. They have it in stock, please.

Mom, Mom, Mom, can you please get this for me? Don't you already have an Xbox? No, no, no, this is a PlayStation. It's completely different. All my friends at school are calling me a virgin, and I need a PlayStation. I want to be cool. Look, bro, I get it. You got an Xbox and you want a PlayStation, but, dude, let's just be real for a second.

All right? Consuls are stupid. How do you feel, audience, that you're getting. getting home from school and you're like, dang, I want to play some online video games and you gotta pay $60 a year to play with your friends. Listen man, all I'm saying is that if you want to save yourself some money bro, get a computer, that's all I'm saying, buddy. I mean, no judgment here, bro. I mean, if you want to go ahead and rock yourself an Xbox or a PlayStation, then you go ahead and do that. But all I'm saying, bro, is that if you get that PlayStation, I would only hope you got an extra 60 bucks to throw down for it. Please, this will be my Christmas price.

Let's see. Bro, that is so fact. $500, bro, and you still gotta pay for an online membership. Bro, I'm never gonna understand why people buy consoles. It's just you pay $500. Why do you want to spend another $60? And look at the dude's face too. He has no idea what's going on.

He's like, yeah, I'm gonna spend $500 and it act like it's completely nothing. Dude, like save your mother some money. Do some research. You know, I don't have a job right now. Come on. Dad would get this for me in a heartbeat. You know what? Just forget it. Yeah, you know what?

I think that's actually the smartest thing that this kid has said today. Yeah, you know what, Mom, I know you don't have a job right now. I know you have absolutely zero income. But you know what? I don't care. Just buy me the PlayStation 5.

Money grows on trees. Don't be that way. Troy, how about Succulus? Didn't you say you wanted one? You did, right? Not as much as a PS5. I know, but it's $200 cheaper,

and this is still a really nice Christmas gift. Yeah, I don't know. It's fine. Look, I'll be waiting outside. This has got to be the most inappreciative little man I've ever seen in my life. And by the way, audience, I know this is a skit. Okay, do not shoot me in the skull with their cult 45 and two zigzags. You know what I'm saying? I'm just reacting to the video pretending it's a real situation.

But bro, I can put myself in this situation whenever people would try spending money on me and they would be like on their last dollar. I would not be acting like this kid. Like, I genuinely feel bad whenever people spend money on me. If this was like a real situation and I seen this kid acting up like that, then bro, this guy's gonna get the fattest smack in the face bro like you did not deserve to treat your mother like that this is gonna be the most spoiled brat ever i mean look at how he's walking out that store dude he's out here with the spaghetti arms oh man mommy k can't give me the playstation five like bro show some dignity plus there's no difference between the ps4 and the ps5 anyways oh no you're gonna play fortnight and

4k resolution woohoo oh happy holidays happy that's what you want to call it sure by chance are you guys hiring no sorry yeah that'll be three hundred and twenty two dollars in 92 cents there aren't any coupons or anything are there unfortunately not right here you go sorry I'm sorry it says insufficient funds all right not to go ahead and shame the mother here right because I mean she's trying to do everything she can to go ahead and get her little crum-cruncher that in an appreciative little kid but Dude, you cannot hide the fact that this woman is trying to say that she is poor without telling her that she is poor. Like, I get it, bro, you're trying to ask around, you're trying to get hired and stuff like that.

You're trying to do what you can. But, man, you don't need to try to gil-trip other people to try to give you a discount or try to feel sympathy for you, bro. Or this lady can take my advice and just not get the virtual reality system altogether. I mean, look at this spoiled little kid. Do you genuinely think he deserves it? I don't know about you, but if this was my child, okay, the only thing that he's going to be getting on Christmas Day is a fat spanking. Do you have another card you can try or cash? Let me see.

You could apply for a store credit card. No, that's all right. I don't want to dig deeper in debt, you know. It went through. Great. All right, here's your change. Thank you. Would you like a bag?

Sure. It's 25 cents. That's all right. Don't worry about it. Thank you. You know what? I'll take care of it. Happy holidays.

Oh, thank goodness. What a saying. She got a bag for her merchandise. After all, this woman is, you know, deep in debt and all this other stuff, right? You know, you paid that 25 cents. I guarantee you, you just changed her life with that 25 cents. I mean, audience, that 25 cent bag is probably doing so many wonderful things for her life. It's probably got her out of debt.

It's probably paid for her apartment rent. It's got everything covered. Thank you so much, story. clerk you made such an impact shoot nah we gotta go back for what it says it doesn't include a carrying case can you believe it what do you need a carrying case for you could just use the box what no no i can't bring this to my friend's house in the box uh yeah mom what what are you talking about of course i need the louis vaton bag of course my VR system i already know you can't even afford a 25 cent bag bucket but can we please go back and spend another 150 bucks

Don't look so cheap. Come on, Troy. Now, I just spent a lot of money. Forget it. I'll just ask that. Your favorite line. Oh, my lord. Of course this guy's got a supreme phone case on his iPhone.

Yeah, man, what a great way to just top off the idea that you're an absolute spoiled brat. I'm just going to tell you now, audience, all right? I've made a pretty good fair share amount of cash from this YouTube channel. I'm just saying. I'm just going to let you guys know that I spent literally like none of it. Okay? My phone case is literally like five bucks off Amazon. Buying all this brand name stuff and all this expensive clothing and all this other extra stuff, you don't need it.

My advice to the audience are right, do not wear your money, do not drive your money. Okay, it's better to go ahead and have money than go ahead and spending it on useless stuff. Thank you. Next. You're happy now? Hey. Where's my car? This.

This is where... I parked. Yeah, yeah, it is in fact where you parked. And by the way, audience, in case you're wondering, if you parked in a certain parking spot and you come back to your car and guess what, uh, your car's not there. I think, uh, I think your car may have been stolen. Call 911 immediately. Don't be like this woman, okay? Don't have a mental breakdown.

Wait, isn't that our car? Oh my gosh. My Oculus is in there. Nice, bro. Don't care about your mother's car at all. Okay, you gotta care about the Oculus. Oh. Ooh, the VR headset's in there.

Oh, God forbid. Yeah, let's not worry about the form of transportation that's going to get you back to your house. Let's worry about the VR headset. Yeah, man, yeah. Someone broke into my car. They stole my son's Christmas gift. Oh, you know, this isn't the safest place for parking. I never parked here.

You took it here. Well, you should have paid your parking meter. There's nothing I could do. We're not responsible. I would 100% guarantee you audience that this is probably the guy that stole this woman's Christmas gift. Are you really going to trust a. fat tow truck man with a man bun and sunglasses that he did not steal your gift? If you don't believe me audience, then you just baffle me, all right? The audience baffles me.

What are you crying about now? Mom. Do you have any idea what I went through to get you a present? I pretty much spent my last dollar. Okay. What? This man is an absolute menace. This man shows absolutely zero sympathy for his mother. The fact that her car got broken into, taken to the pound, and then she had to get it redeemed out

by her grandmother and then also the Christmas gift was taken away. She went through all that for you. And after everything, the only thing you had to say it was, okay. Dude, I would beat this kid. I would beat this kid so bad. No, dad told me, why you guys split up? It was all your fault. She broke up this family.

I wouldn't go live with dad. I wouldn't be here anymore. You can make your own decisions, Troy. Yeah, audience, actually, I want to see how good Troy's decisions are going to be. All right, let's go ahead and see Troy on his own. This meant after like a week of being disconnected from his own. mother bro. He's gonna be down in the ditches. He's gonna be down atrocious. I wanna go live with dad. Daddy's gonna take care of me. Like dude, please, please shut up. The reason she isn't saying anything

is because she doesn't want you to think any less of your father. You see, your mom has always done her best to take care of everyone around her. On top of trying to be the best mother and the best wife. She also sacrificed her own career to help build your dad's business. He never really appreciated your mom. Been a few weeks ago on your dad's birthday. He didn't come home because he was working late at the office. So she decided to surprising. Little did she know that she would be getting the surprise when she walked into your dad's office. There he was. Ladies and gentlemen, I think I might go ahead and end off this Darmand special here. Hope you guys ended up enjoying the video.

Please subscribe if you enjoyed. But yeah, audience, I'm going to go back to where the dark ones came. Later. While we're looking at it, I want you to think about the environment. Leave a like on today's video or that vegan teacher is going to sleep with your mother tonight. All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. Today we got some vegan teacher to check out.

To anybody that doesn't know who vegan teacher is, I'm just kidding. We don't need to explain who vegan teacher. So today that vegan teacher uploaded a video called nobody should have kids agree or disagree Write you ideas in the comment section Bro she can't even title of video correctly writes your ideas write your ideas come on vegan teacher grammar So anyways we're gonna be losing some brain cells to that vegan teacher's YouTube video today Now before we get into today's video if you guys end up enjoying this video by any means please subscribe to the channel It's free and you can always unsubscribe later

But yeah audience with that being said let's go ahead and check out this video Hello students, welcome to class. I forgot that the vegan teacher referred to her audience as the class. Listen bro, I'm just gonna set some boundaries right here. I was never your student. I was never a that vegan teacher scholar, okay? I'm just here watching your video. I'm just some guy on the internet, thank you.

Don't try to make your YouTube channel something that it's not. You're not some pillar of wisdom. You're just an old lady that used to be an English teacher, and now you're just some vegan animal rights activist. Stop trying to make yourself more important than what you actually are. Raise your hand. if you consider yourself to be an environmentalist. Somebody who cares about the environment.

Now raise your hand if you care about future generations. I can already see where this is going. She's going to try to make ourselves raise our hands because guess what? We care about the environment. We care about future generations, right? And then she's going to ask the question saying, do you care about animals? And of course, we're all going to simultaneously raise our hands.

And she's going to be like, ha, I got you right there. You actually don't care about animals. And here is why you don't care about animals. You actually eat meat at Texas Roadhouse. Okay, ha ha, got you there. Raise your hand if you care about animals. Oh my gosh, bro. Talk about predictions.

Talk about prediction. You guys, the audience, you guys just need to call me a prophet at this point. I am with the prophet. This is how you guys need to refer to me from now on. I am a prophet. I am nothing less than a prophet. You can just call me a prediction, God, but I don't think that is that suitable for me. I am a prophet, okay?

If you're listening to this right now, comment profit five times. What is the best thing for animals? It's if we protect their planet and we of course don't eat them, wear them or use them. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, vegan teacher. As long as we care about animals, we don't need to eat them, consume them, or wear them, or anything. If this is supposed to be the part of that vegan teacher is supposed to be like, well, you care about animals, but yeah, you eat animals, aren't you a bit of a hypocrite? Well, the answer to that is absolutely. I am a hypocrite, I'm a fat hypocrite.

And guess what? You can't change anything about that because at the end of the day, you can't argue with somebody that doesn't care. I got my English bulldog sitting below the table that I'm making this video on, and I'm about to go leave to go to go to Colverse right now to go ahead and get myself a fat, beefy burger. I care about animals. I care about my dog that is sitting in front of me, but I also do not care about cows because they're tasty. They deserve to be in my stomach. Now, what we're going to do is look at this short video, and while we're looking at it, I want you to think about the environment, I want you to think about future generations,

and think about the impact that future generations can have on the animals. Yep, it's another one of those guilt trip videos where that vegan teacher's going to make us watch a video and we're going to be like, oh my gosh, I feel so bad for the animals, bro. And the simple reality is that as we're watching these videos, this is our faces as we're watching these videos. We don't give a singular ounce of care as we're watching it. Oh, my gosh, I care about the animal. No, I don't. And think about the impact that future generations can have.

on the animals. Alright, you got the audience. We're watching this video. We're gonna consider the future generations and what the future generations are gonna have on the animals. Okay, make sure you got that memorized inside of your head because that's gonna be very important. I'm just kidding, bro. None of this is actually important. None of this applies to your life.

Once you're dead, bro, once you're dead and gone, none of this is gonna matter. You know, as we're up in heaven's shaking hands with Jesus Christ, we're gonna be looking back down on earth and be like, ha! Remember when we actually cared about what the environment said. I want you also to think about about having children. Who here would like to have children? Raise your hand if you want to have children. Oh yeah, baby. Having children. I cannot wait. I'm just kidding, bro. I'm not having children, okay? As an asexual man, I do not even like getting hugged, okay? Can you imagine me

trying to have children? And why do you want to have children? Uh, no. I don't want to have children. I mean, can you imagine another version of Rith walking around? That just sounds like a nightmare and a half, bro. Like there, there's no way there's no way that this world needs another one of me or if you've had children already like myself do you think that it was a good net positive for the earth to have had children I can already tell you audience right now that this is actually about to get like really controversial because look the

vegan teacher she's talking to parents like she's talking not only the children right she's she's talking to parents too to any parent right if you just go up to any parent and you say you know what your children they actually don't matter. Okay, your children were a mistake. You are quite frankly just looking to get beaten up, like instantaneously. Like, for example, say to like some miraculous thing happened where I actually had children. Lo and behold, say to like I did have children. This is entirely hypothetical. But yeah, if somebody said that, yeah, my child was, you know, completely a mistake, you know, they were never supposed to happen. To say the least, I would, uh, I would get pretty angry. I'm not going to

lie. I would be a little bit mad. Think about what you're seeing and write some stuff in the comments below about your thoughts yeah audience so uh so we're not going to be doing any of that okay i don't know why this woman is stuck in the 1840s where she's going to genuinely think that we're going to whip out our notebooks and start jotting down notes because of vegan teacher i don't know where she got that idea but uh yeah let's just go ahead and watch the video that she actually wants us to check out bless you sorry he's got a touch of flu yeah it's going round i just have a little i dad I don't know about you guys, but the way that this guy's looking at this child is looking very perverted right now. Out of all the places that this responsible mother could have put her child, you decide to put it next to this guy, okay?

This guy looks like colossal is crazy. Going somewhere nice? Just getting away for a bit. Somewhere no one can find me. God, that sounds great. We're off on holiday to the south of France. Oh, nice. It's a long way by coach.

I know. It's just, you know, the environment. Oh, here we go. She said the big word. You can see vegan teachers. She's got a big old grin on her face now that she said the word. She said the environment word. I can already tell you by the Joker smile that vegan teacher is providing us,

that the next two minutes, the next following two minutes, is going to be so action-packed that I'm probably going to have to get a diaper. Yes. For those of you who don't know, when they're talking about coach, they mean by buss. Because some people, I know Canadians know, the Canadian kids anyway might not know. Yes, vegan teacher. I'm pretty sure that all of us are at least a little bit educated. I mean, after all, they are the Rith fan base. We are the Rith viewers. You know, I'm pretty sure that everybody that watches my channel has at least a 4.0 GPA, so you don't need to inform us on a British slang, okay? We know that. And by the way, you can subscribe right now to get a 4.0 GPA, I promise. Your grades are going to skyrocket. We should all think of that. I don't want to sound like a twat, but I just, you know, I do think that we've all got responsibility. I just, I just, just, just, just, you know, I just. No, you're right, we do, we all do.

Why did you have him then? Sorry. Nothing uses carbon like a first world human, yet you created one. Why? Why would you do that? He will produce 515 tons of carbon in his lifetime. That's 40 trucks worth. Having him was the equivalent of nearly 6,500 flights to Paris. You could have flown 90 times a year, there and back nearly every week of your life,

life and still not have the same impact on the planet as his birth had you know i'm gonna be completely honest all right these are some pretty interesting facts you know given by that vegan teacher we got to be honest here this is pretty interesting you know i would consider myself to be a pretty uh studious person i'm i like to be pretty much educated on anything that i can find so yes this is actually the first time i'm watching a that vegan teacher youtube video and i'm actually learning something other than all you're eating meat you're you're hypocrite you're a big hypocrite ha ha i am finally clicking on a video by that teacher and I am learning something but the funny thing is that vegan teacher isn't the one teaching me I don't know to mention pesticides detergents the huge quantity of plastics the nuclear fuels used to keep him warm his birth was a selfish act oh baby he said it he said the word his birth was a selfish act oh oh vegan teacher she she's just closing her eyes on this one she's probably thinking in her head right now yeah that is completely true I never should have birthed my kids right now I might as well slit their throats of open while I think about this right here.

It was brutal. You have condemned others to suffering. In fact, if you really cared, what you do is cut his throat open right now. Oh, that is nasty, bro. Here she is just gobbling all that saliva. Gulp, gop, gulp, gulp. Oh, like, how do you, how does she even make that noise? You know what, audience?

I'm just not going to question it. I'm just going to go ahead and end off the video here. I don't want to hear that noise ever again. Audience, if you enjoyed today's video, please subscribe to the channel. I deeply appreciate it. Well, yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came, all right? Later. People, what's up?

Today, I discovered the weirdest animation channel on YouTube. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is mushroom animation. I made a YouTube short about this guy a while back in the past, and, uh, you guys seemed to really like it. So we're gonna check out more of their degeneracy and see if their content has gotten any better. Spoiler alert, it fucking hasn't. Anyways, thank you, Bito 900. But with that being said, let's begin.

Okay, first thing I noticed about this guy's content is that he has to put a fucking watermark in his videos. Listen, man, I don't know why you would need to put a watermark on your videos. Nobody's going to be stealing this shit. Listen, man, I'm all for keeping your content exclusive to yourself. But if the content you're trying to keep exclusive to yourself, he's like some Kroger brand dog shit lunch meat from the fucking cafeteria at a public school. need to add your fucking big ass watermark on your shitty videos i'm only 1.1 seconds into your fucking video and i'm already shitting on it this bad mufka i'm predicting the future i'm like

elijah the fucking prophet in the bible with this shit i already know the videos are going to be dog shit by the end of this video cap in the last 5.2 seconds of the video did this guy upgrade to a fucking rtx graphics card at the end of his fucking video she did not look like this the previous 15 seconds of the content. Well, going forward, I am never, ever going to open your YouTube channel in public. Because only God knows what kind of content I'm going to be getting

f***ing served if I click on your YouTube shorts. If this is supposed to be the shit that I'm supposed to expect, I'm going to be heavily questioned by the fucking authorities, my parents, everybody. It's too fucking risky. I can't do it. Baker, better, stronger. Bigger, bad, bad than ever before.

Baker, better, stronger. Bigger, better, stronger. stronger bigger bad bad stronger holy fucking shit we got the rosy riveter of fucking brain rot before gtta 6 okay but in all seriousness what kind of demographic is this video even supposed to be under are we supposed to advertise this shit to brain rod gen alpha tart asses is this content supposed to be served to them the f f***in fitness instagram gooners what are we talking about if you're gonna animate your fantasies mr mushroom cartoon at least you can have some

fucking direction with it. Oh, fat fuck. I guarantee all the fat-ass Gen Alpha brain rot kids that are bed rotting in the room can really relate. Fat-ass mufka eating a bucket of KFC chicken leaving burgers all over the place and what is that dribble shit? Brody's too lazy to walk to the toilet you got a shit in your fucking KFC bucket. Lazy ass motherfucker.

Hey look, it's the outfit that all of you fantasize my character wearing. You know what audience? I give all of you permission. If you want to draw my character like this, go ahead. I will post the best-looking one on my community tab. Yes, bitch. I'm going to be the queen of cross-dressing. You fucking see.

Don't fail me, audience. I know you can draw me really well in this outfit. Ah shit. Huddiots, I just remember this was the exact video I reacted to all that time ago. I don't know why I didn't recognize the video as I was watching it. But whether I reacted to this video five months ago or yesterday, the video is still fucking terrible. I don't care how many beers deep. I am watching this YouTube video. I'm not gonna be happy. I wouldn't even get started if I feel fucking tingly about this video

Personally, I think you should just delete this fucking video today. You hear that fellas over at mushroom Animation and corporation. Muffa you should be deleting all of this shit now. This shit should not be on YouTube shorts. Why the hell did this guy whip out a knife? Oh, is it because her booty pit got leaked? Muffka had it in the go go-houn folder ready-to-go-hot-and-ready little Caesars type shit. Dude, why is this even necessary in this part of the video? It's like the entire animation is absolute dog shit. But then randomly throughout the video, they all of a sudden want to make the most absolute detailed fucking animation of all time.

And this is the type of animation they want to cook up. Bro, you can allocate your time drawing these animations to something way more productive. I'm hiring animators. I promise I'll pay you more. Just please stop animating this shit. It's fucking terrible. Timmy in his divorced parents' household does not need to be seeing this shit right now. Damn dude, this guy's like the definition of love at first sight.

Rose more vulnerable than I was in eighth grade. If she breathed and had a hole, I had a fucking goal. This muf-f-fucka is me in middle school. Honey, it's imagine dating a psycho girl and she ain't even hot. If you're gonna date a girl that damn well looks like that she can kill you, why would you date some absolute f***in' chopped on screen? No wonder bro was dreaming about a psycho girl that was actually hot. Little Brody's dating a psychopath that's not even hot.

That's like no return on your investment. What a fucking idiot. Thank you, dude. I'm sure that everybody really needed to see that. All the five-year-old Timmy's about to really invest their time into your YouTube channel. These little kids are about to treat this YouTube channel like those fat f***s with $5 in Bitcoin in 2013. Except, you know, they're not going to be rich when they grow up. They're just going to be the biggest fucking dooners of all time.

The registry is about to triple-liks. in 30 years, I fucking promise you. Dude, this video made absolutely no sense. I guess he didn't want to be caught being a pervert, so he decides to get himself in the fucking washing machine? Maybe if my brain was more plastic and my skeletal system was more cartilage? Maybe I would understand this degenerate shit.

Bro, can somebody please explain to me what prompts the animators to make this part of the video the most prominent part? What the fuck does a slot machine have to do with anything that's happening on screen? I get it. probably some sprunky shit that I don't know about. But why the drawing?

Why the drawing and why does it have to be like that? If you want to draw drawings like that, there are plenty of different websites for you to do that. It doesn't have to be on the most prominent kids app of all time, especially uploading this shit to YouTube shorts. The only mufuckusk is watching YouTube shorts all day, every day is intermediately consumed fetuses. Yep, yep, I've heard enough.

Not only do we have this shit on screen, but we hear Benji X Scarlet's fucking sprang! What if this account is actually his second account? What do you guys think? Just kidding. Can't wait to meet my girlfriend's family. Plus, I got her this brand new car. Whoa, nice car.

It's actually a gift for Gabby. Stupid car! Alright, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the craziest Roblox roleplay I've ever seen. His girlfriend's brother hates him, a Roblox movie by Shane plays. Listen, buddy, don't try making a roleplay sound fancy. This video is Roleplay and you fucking know it. Oh man, I'm so excited.

I can't wait to meet my girlfriend's family. Plus, I got her this brand new car. What, wait, wait. So you got a girlfriend and you never met her family yet and you just bought her a new fucking Honda? That has gotta be the most beta shit I've ever seen. If you want a girl that actually loves and respects you, buying your girlfriend a car before you even meet her family

does not show that you care about yourself. This guy really thinks he's gonna win a girl's heart by buying them a car. But then again, this is Roblox, every girl's materialistic in that game. Oh, she's gonna be so excited. Hey, who are you? Oh, you must be Gabby's brother. Gavin? I'm Derek. I'm Gabby's boyfriend. Whoa, nice car.

It's actually a gift for Gabby. Oh, really? Ha! Stupid car! Hey, what are you doing? Getting rid of you, that's what I'm doing. What the fuck just happened? Within five seconds, you go from saying nice car to beating up a car.

I don't know, man, I feel like you dating this girl may not be a very good idea. If this is the family you're going to have to deal with, this bipolar fucking family, you have got to get out of that shit. You are going to die. You hate me. Why? Is Gabby never spends time with me anymore because of you? Whoa, whoa, what is going on out here?

Gabby, your brother's freaking out. Like, I didn't do anything. Guys, stop arguing. Hey, what's going on? It's all the commotion out here. And who's this punk? This is my boyfriend, Dad. Dad, look at the car he bought Gabby.

This is it? What a piece of trash. Gabby, I don't want you dating and a loser like this. This only confirms the shit I just said. I love how the dad tells her daughter to break up with their boyfriend. Because motherfucker didn't pull up in what a Bugatti or some shit? That is crazy. A man pulls up to meet his girlfriend's family.

And within the following 30 seconds, he gets his car destroyed and the dad tells us daughter to break up with him. That is some fucking bullshit. Well, I'm glad that Gabby still wants to go on a date even after all that just happened. Hey, Derek, over here. Hey, Gabby. Wait, Gavin? What's he doing here? Gabby said you guys were going out to dinner and I wanted to tag along.

Yeah, I thought it would be great for you guys to get to know each other better. I'll be right back. I'm going to go grab us some drinks, okay? I hope you enjoy driving that broken down car back to the dealership. Gavin, what's going on? I hate you. Isn't it obvious? I don't care about the car at all.

I just want to get along with you, okay? I'm sorry, but this. This is gonna be the most calm and collected person I've ever seen. If I pull up to my girlfriend's house and the older brother just straight up destroys my car, rest assured the next time I see him, I will be kicking his fucking ass. Oh, I don't like you. Shut the fuck up. You break my car, I break your fucking neck. You don't have to act like this.

Yeah, well, that chance, I'm never gonna be friends of you. And the sooner Gabby breaks up with you, the better. Hey guys, I brought you guys your drinks. What were you guys talking about? Well, we were talking about the car I just bought you. Hey! I'm so sorry, my hand must have slipped. Gavin, what is your problem?

Why are you yelling at me? Derek, what has gotten into you? You just saw him. He threw his drink on me. This video is infuriating. I understand that this is a Roblox roleplay video, but holy fuck! I've never felt so emotionally attached to a Roblox character before. The older brother is cock-blocking my boy so hard.

A man's just trying to get pussy. Is that so much to ask? Obviously, Gavin's upset. So I think it's just best if you go Derek you can't be serious man buying flowers for Gabby after what happened last night I think these flowers will get Gabby to forgive me Motherfucker forgive you from what there's no way you're gonna let her walk all over you she is a complete bitch I have no idea why you're buying flowers for her bro chacho she is fucking stupid

I don't know about you but I would be listening to McDonald's hairline if I were you Yeah I don't think so man well I want to try anyway I gotta do something to make up for it. You really love her a lot, don't you? Of course I do. I just don't know what to do about her brother Gavin. Yeah, he sounds like a total pain in the neck, man. I just feel like he's always trying to sabotage me.

I don't know, Devin. What would you do? You're my older brother. Well, I'll be honest with you, man. Fucking shoot him! That's what I do! I hope Gabby's able to forgive me. Derek, what are you doing here?

Here, these are for you. I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry about what happened at the restaurant. This main character really thinks that Mattiard thinks that materialistic things fix everything. You can buy gifts all you want, but it's never going to equal a genuine sorry. Not that you actually even need to say sorry anyways. You're apologizing to a fucking bitch anyways. If I were the older brother, I would straight up tell him, yo, these flowers are some beta shit.

Why the fuck are you doing this? You're a dumbass. These are beautiful. Thank you. I accept your apology. And I was wondering if it would be okay if I talk to Gavin too? I'd like to apologize to him. I don't know.

I don't think that's such a good idea. Oh, come on. Please. I just really want us to get along. So we're just gonna forget that he fucked up your car. And spilled a drink on you. And tried sabotaging your relationship. Yeah, we're just gonna forget about that. We're just gonna forget that shit ever happened.

You, you are a fucking cuck. Can somebody please slap this man? Okay, sure. He's in the backyard. Alright, great. Thanks. Hey, Gavin. Ugh, you? What do you want? Look, I just wanna talk. Just let me apologize to you.

I'm really sorry about what happened at the restaurant. and I'd like to start fresh. Really? You mean it? Of course I do. I know you don't really like me right now, but I think if we give it some time, I'll start to grow on you. Just watch.

Yeah, maybe you're right. So from now on, we're going to be nice to each other. Is that a deal? Yeah, fine, that's a deal. Here, let's shake on it. All right, you got it. I have to be the dumbest idiot

I've ever met in my life. You really think I'm just going to forgive you like that? I'm never going to like you. I'm going to make sure she breaks up with you one way or another. At this point in the video, I kind of liked the older brother more. There's no way, audience, that you can disagree with me, that our main character is a fucking dumbass.

After chasing such a bipolar bitch with a bipolar family, you kind of deserve the shit that's coming to you. I'm low-key cheering for the older brother. At least it's going to put this guy out of his misery. Come on, dude, I thought you said you were good at this game. I don't think I'm in the mood. Well, we're here now, man. Come on. Head in the game, let's go.

I lost again What is wrong with you, man I tried to play nice with Gavin But I got rewarded with being pushed in the pool You tried your best to be nice to him Oh well look who it is Speaking of the devil Man this place sucks

Hey you Gavin No Devin don't What do you want What I want is for you to stop picking on my brother No one's gonna bully him Especially a little twarp like you man Yeah what are you gonna do about it old man Old man

Yeah you peaked in high school And literally no one cares about you That is the best insult I've ever heard in my life. The fact this motherfucker is saying, you peaked in high school, of hypocrisy! I want Gavin to get his face smashed in by this motherfucker right here. A big, beefy knuckle sandwich is just what he deserves. Hey, guys, knock it off. Come on.

Oh, Derek, you were right. This guy has a problem. All this just has to stop. I'm not going to stop. Gabby's going to break up with you soon enough. Just wait. I find it very baffling. that I have not yet commented on the voice acting in this video.

Gavin sounds like that one shitty antagonist from Johnny Tess. What's his fucking name? Bling, bling. In the script for the voice actors is so fucking bad. It's the typical comic mischief that's like, you won't get away with this. You ain't gonna fuck my girlfriend on my watch. Either way, I gotta say, it is pretty funny.

This is the best part of the movie. Oh, man, this movie's really starting to freak me out. Ah! Oh my gosh. You seriously just jumped like a million feet. in the air. Come in. Hey, Gabby.

Listen, grab your stuff. We're going to go to the beach. Wait, what? Yeah, that's right. So go get ready. Oh my gosh, okay. Wait, you're going to the beach? Yeah, of course.

I love the beach. Yeah, but today was supposed to be Siblings Day. We're supposed to watch the sequel of the movie and then we're going to play video games after. Maybe next time. I'm going to go get my things, Derek. This is exactly what I'm talking about.

I hate him. I hate him so much. This guy is giving so many quiet kid vibes. I feel like if I met this guy IRL, I would never turn my back to him. Because the second that I do, I'm gonna have an AR-15 bullet go right through my fucking skull. He sounds like the kid that be twiddling his thumbs and mumbling shit under his breath in the back of class. This guy is an actual demon. Oh my gosh, thank you so much, Derek. I love the beach. I really needed this.

Well, of course, Gabby. Anything for you. Derek thinks he can just take Gabby wherever he wants, whatever he wants. We'll see about that. So now what? Is Gavin going to somehow push the blame onto our main character? I don't know how the fuck he's going to pull that off because he's standing right in front of Gabby right this very second. He's probably going to pull some Houdini shit out of his ass and everybody's going to believe

him. Because this roleplay is making no fucking sense. I'm going to see a movie? Ooh, shopping sounds so good. I mean, hold on. I'm getting a phone call. It's my dad. What does he want?

Hi, dad. Whoa. What happened? Oh my gosh, I'll be home soon, I promise. Dad, are you okay? Do I look okay to you? And look at our house! It's completely destroyed! Hey, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I was actually wondering if you'd let me help out with the renovations. All right, sure. Well, as you can see, someone just broke in and completely made a mess on the place. You know, sir, don't worry about this at all. I'll take care of it.

Really, you will? You know that it would be a really big help. I got a business of my own to run, and I don't have time for this. Well, don't you worry, sir. I'll get it done. in no time. You're really not that bad. Here, here's a house key. If you need anything else, just give me a call, okay? Oh, wow. Of course, sir. So what? Now they're best friends or some shit. If you remember at the beginning of the video, these guys fucking hated each other. The dad was going at his neck and shit. Now their best friends, renovating the house, jerking each other off? This story is a roller coaster. It's so hard to follow. Well, what do you think? I made sure to work super hard on everything. I just can't believe you actually did it. Well, I'm a

Man of my word. I fixed some other stuff in the house too. Now everything's up to code. You know, Derek, uh, you're really sorry about before. You know, you're really not a bad guy after all. Say, Mr. Westfield, your watch is beautiful. It's one of the first Rolex is ever made. It's a family heirloom passed down to the head of the family for generations and generation. I wear it every single day. Wow, that's incredible. Maybe one day it'll get passed down to you. Oh, what? That watch is supposed to go to me. Maybe this is an opportunity. This guy is a psychopath.

You break a car, you throw a bottle into somebody's face, then you push him into a pool, you wreck your fucking house. Now you're going to steal the only family heirloom and you're going to blame it on the main character. Kevin, what the fuck did he do to deserve this shit? Oh, is it because he stole your sister. Sorry, motherfucker, but somebody else is fucking your sister now. I'm sorry, it's not you. I'm going to sneak in a dad's room and get the watch. Oh, perfect.

Right where he always leaves it. Goodbye. Derek. Hey, what's going on? Returning to the scene of the crime, huh? Seen of the crime? What are you talking about? You know that watch? My family heirloom? Someone broke in and stole it last night. Whoa, what? That's crazy. What's crazy is you came back here after you are the one that stole it.

Like I said before, this whole video is the most bipolar shit I've ever seen. First they hate them, then they like him, then they like him, then they like him, like guys, pick a fucking struggle. I'm just gonna skip the bullshit and really get to the juicy ass of the video. Eric, all of this stuff, is it true? Gabby, I promise you, I didn't do it. I don't even know what to believe anymore. And look at you, upsetting my daughter now. Get out of my house!

Man, I can't believe all this mess. Why am I being blamed for it? Whoa! What's going on? You're under arrest, criminal? Under arrest? For what? For stealing a super fancy watch, and also invading private property. Okay, policeman, but with what fucking proof do you have? Gotta love the justice system, baby.

Gabby, Gabby, please tell this cop that there's nothing going on. I'm sorry, Derek, but actually, I was the one that called the cops. Derek, I can't be with the criminal. We're done. It's been a few days since Derek got arrested. Gabby hasn't even left her room. Gabby, do you want to go out to lunch?

Just go away. Leave me alone. We gotta talk. I'm the one that stole the watch. What? Yeah, look, see? I have it right here. Why would you do that? You went along with it and it was your idea that Derek was the one that stole it I'm really sorry, okay? I'm just afraid I was losing you. You were always hanging out with him and you just left me alone and I was sad.

I am so mad at you right now. Derek hasn't been in jail for a couple of days. We need to go down there and help him and you need to go tell him the truth. Oh yeah, because telling the truth is totally going to make everything all better. Oh, I'm so sorry, pal. You've been rotting in jail for a few days getting buck-fucked by Tyrone in the jail. Hell fuck yourself Gavin. Anyways y'all, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. I have just arrived at my Airbnb, which I booked just to marry my friend's mom. What the hell? All right, people, what's up? Today, I found Zachary Ryan's weirdest video I've ever seen. Marrying my best friend's mom. You know what they say, Zachary? When there's a hole, there's a goal. Damn, 10 seconds into the video and you committed I thought this was about you married your best friend's mom. What the fuck just happened? What did you kill? It was a little...

Yeah, girl, you fucking murder, you piece of shit. Guys, look I bought oxygen tanks. Wow! So that's what you do before you record a YouTube video. This mufuckusk is like asthma on steroids. We're literally in the middle of nowhere right now. We're going to a ghost house. Oh!

Jesus Christ, I think my house just fucking shook. With that motherfucker falling to the ground, I feel like that's at a cause a magnitude 10 fucking earth coin the only way you're gonna wake this motherfucker up is with a pokey flute you guys think it's a snor lax blocking the road not this fucking guy those ice then the girls claimed an abandoned house was haunted we were in there and the door just slammed shut you're such a pussy it was the wind yeah I'm gonna come check it out right now right now one second I think we'll just go around huh yeah just go around huh yeah

oh my god you got it can see you dropped for it oh thanks Mmm. What the fuck, dude? I've seen some nasty ass shit in my day, but never have I seen dogs. That fucking disgusting. Grabbing a potato chip and on top of that, you eat the damn shit. What the fuck is wrong with you? That's so not right.

I agree. That was fucking disgusting. My feet smell really bad to me. Then get your stinky fucking ass in the shower. Damn, all fucking none of these guys know how to bathe. Okay, Will, we got to talk about it, man. About what? The constant your mom,

Why are you guys talking about this like it's top secret Area 51 files? You're talking about your mom jokes in your car, like pull it together, Zachary. Like if this guy was talking about how he f***s your mom or something, okay. I guess that gives you room to talk some shit. But we're talking about Zachary here. He would probably say some shit like, you can't be talking about your fucking my mom. If anyone's going to fuck my mom, it's going to be me. Like seriously, Zachary, calm down.

I don't make that many of your mom jobs, dude. Bro! Oh, I got him. I got him right. Oh yeah. Your mom got him, right? Guys, so should I put a bullet through my head now, or should I wait till the end of the video? Listen, I understand Zachary Ryan's demographic audience is like five years old.

But at this point, I don't even know if the five-year-olds are even going to laugh at this shit. Oh my gosh, this guy on Call of Duty, he's such a fat ass. Your mom has a fat ass. Shut the fuck up. Yo, Will, you thirsty, bro? Your mom's thirsty. I just trying to offer you a drink. Oh, stop me.

Hold up, bro. My mom's calling. Your mom's calling. It's what I just had. Not Edwin, it wasn't even funny. Your mom's not even funny. Okay, Zachary, we get it. The fucking your mom joke's not funny.

Listen, Zachary, if you're trying to explain in your video that a joke is not funny, I'm sure you don't want to spend over 30 fucking seconds explaining how a joke is not funny, because chances are the joke are trying to make is not fucking funny. So maybe you can get your thumb out of your ass and stop making that same fucking joke? I don't know. Maybe. Maybe I don't know. Maybe I'm just, I'm just retarded. And that was just today. It's not my fault.

I find them funny, and other people find them funny. Okay, yes, but no. You see, Mr. I don't know what your fucking name is. I'm just gonna call you Whopper, Wopper, triple fucking Wopper. Mof, you look like the reason the Titanic fucking song. The weight distribution was off because of your fucking ass. But anyways, yes, your mom jokes are actually funny. Only mine, of course.

When you make them, it's like a mixture of dog shit in comedy. Oh, wait, that's just Amy Schumer. Your jokes are just fucking ass. Your mom jokes are outdated at most. Your mom's outdated. They're your fucking funny, Zachary! Average Zachary Ryan viewer? Like, seriously, who the fuck is watching a Zachary Ryan video with a smile on their face?

The only smile I'll have on my face while watching a Zachary Ryan video is the psychotic smile and laugh before I'm about to put a bullet through my skull. That's the only smile a Zachary Ryan video will get out of me. David Wilno, I had a year mom joke on my own. Because he made the mistake of telling me, his mom was getting married. Dude, I got my mom's wedding this weekend. She's getting married? Yeah, again, dude.

It's crazy. You don't say. Zachary's going to take the I-F-T your mom joke seriously. You know what? I honestly salute him. That's probably the only time he's ever touched a woman in his life. Go get her, Zachary. Secure the Cougar.

Bro, who are you talking to? What? No, no, nothing, bro. He's talking to the demons in his head. And the crazy shit he'll do to your mom. Like massage her feet with fucking mayonnaise. What do you mean? You said you don't say.

What are you? Now, I'm going to pack a thing. suit, crash the wedding, and marry his mom myself. What the fuck is this music? Like, damn, what the fuck? Is this a superhero movie? This music is too epic for your mom joke. Okay, it's early in the morning.

I'm doing it. I'm taking a boat to an island to crash my friend's mom's wedding. Wait, so you're not marrying your best friend's mom? You're going to watch your best friend's mom marry somebody else. And then you're going to marry your best friend's mom again? Zachary, are you a cuck? I was taking the ferry. I couldn't help but wonder how I would get around the island.

I get a ride? Br? Yeah. Wow, that was surprisingly easy. I have just arrived at my Airbnb, which I booked just to marry my friend's mom. Sounds weird to say. I also kind of right for some reason, is that weird? No, Zachary, marrying your best friend's mom after she just got married to another man,

and then you marrying her, that totally isn't fucking weird. You are doing the right thing, mister. You going to a random fucking island and getting an Airbnb to crash your best friend's wedding like an absolute badass, and then stealing a freshly new wedded husband's wife away from her and marrying her instead. instead. That is the ultimate badass fucking giga-chat move, you absolute sigma. Here's plan. I know the wedding is happening in the chapel in about an hour. So I'm going to change you to my clothes, go to the chapel, interrupt the wedding, and marry her instead, hopefully. And Will, you won't ever be able to make a your mom joke ever again, because I'm going to be

your father. Well, Zachary, not entirely. You'll be the new stepdad of your best friend, but I'm not too sure how exactly this will fix the your mom joke issue. Like, what do you expect to get out of this when you marry your best friend's mom? Next time he makes it your mom joke, you're going to, what, beat his ass now? Because, maf-f-ca, if you do that, you're going to get in more legal trouble. If you don't marry his mom and you beat his ass, that's not going to be as bad. At least it's not going to be labeled as fucking child abuse. While hitchhiking one more time to get to the chapel, I ran into a few of you guys.

Thank you. I'm going to go marry my friend's mom. Yeah, Zachary, I'm sure all those kids needed to know that. Sorry, guys, I can't stick around. I got to go marry my friends, ma' fuck you guys. Like and subscribe by the. It's really good to know that you guys support me marrying my friend's mom so thank you. Motherf-fuck, who is we?

The only reason I support this journey is to see you finally get the touch of a woman. Other than that, Zachary, you can kiss my big balumshy-she-white ass. I arrived at the chapel and then sound well. No way you're here. Look, man, where's your mom? I got something I need to do. Yes, Zachary, be cryptic. Be just as cryptic as you were in the car.

I would be just like Mr. Wopper Wopper-Wopper over here. I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing here? Listen, buddy. Macquarie's on a journey, and that journey is to bugger your mom, baby. You're going to marry you? I was gonna, but it seems like I... Well, there's her other... That's the guy?

I missed the whole wedding. I'm still gonna ris her up. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. No, don't do it. I'm sorry, Mr. Wopper. You're reaping the consequences of your actions. You, motherfucker, I made one too many your mom jokes in a day.

And look at that. Look, what's happening to you now. You're watching your friend walk away from you as you stretch out your hand. You're like, no! Don't fuck my mom! No! I guarantee you now feel the pain, regret, and sorrow, you little sh- So, after they cut the cake, it was time for me to cut in, and we had the time of our lives.

Yeah, that must have been real torture. I'm pretty sure I would not enjoy watching my best friend Slow Dance with my mom after her own wedding. But yeah, nonetheless, this video has proven to me that Zachary Ryan is a player. Everybody hide your mothers because Zachary Ryan will secure. And Will had to sit by and watch the whole thing. I haven't secured a little good night kiss. So, uh, I guess, uh, this means you gotta start calling me dad now, huh? Get f-f!

Anyways, y'all, I'm gonna go back where the dark ones came. Subscriber fucking pass away. I'll be adopted by the hottest family ever! I've been keeping this spicy chip in my belly button! All right, people, what's up? Today, I've found the most psychotic Roblox YouTuber I've ever seen. It's not like I'm gonna get adopted anyway. Audience, I introduce you to Colixo.

If you're looking for an obnoxious Roblox YouTuber that looks like they're faking fucking Tourette's, then this guy is for you. Adopted by the hot family in Roblox Brookhaven. What on earth am I getting into? And... Ah! Finally! This place is clean! Huh? That's right, baby.

You guys requested this bullshit and what the fuck. I really thought the most annoying Roblox YouTuber was My Amber. But this guy, I swear wakes up every morning and this guy, I swear, wakes up every morning and the fuck. thinks. Holy shit, I'm gonna be a tumor today. If there's absolutely anything positive, I have to say about this guy, I wish I had his energy to make videos. But you see, when I wake up every morning to be disappointed by another thing on the internet, I kind of lose my energy and will to live in the process. There you are! I thought I told you to mop the floor. It's a dead. Now you're going to have to stay the whole night cleaning. Geez, no one do you can't get adopted?

Guys, this... Audience, do you think this guy has an abundance of women? I know this motherfucker walks into the club and all the girls leave. Alright, maybe I'm talking too much shit. But on a serious note, I think there's only a certain point of cringe that you can truly get. Now, usually, it's on a scale between normal cringe and Lanky Box. But if I'm going to be totally honest, not even Lanky Box makes face humor. This is the only motherfucker that takes five-hour energies,

before each video. This right, all I ever do is clean. And for what? It's not like I'm gonna get adopted anyway. I mean, at least this guy plays into the stereotype. Trust me, baby, ain't nobody wanting to adopt you with those fucking vocal cords. If I were a parent and I seen a kid in the adoption center

that sounds like they got fucked in the mouth by a taser, you can bet your ass, I am walking right out of the adoption kennel. This right, guys, I'm starting to think, then maybe, just maybe I should give up. I think you should give up. And the crazy part is that I'm not even talking about getting adopted or your channel. It's about six feet deeper than that. Wait, is that a shooting star?

Quick, we're gonna make a wish. I wish. I wish for you to shut the fuck up. I wish I could be adopted by the hottest family ever. You horny motherfucker. You're trying to attract a hot family, but I don't see an ounce of fucking testosterone in your body. I wish for the hottest family. You hear that audience?

That's the sound of a boy with no bitches. Well, did it work? Is the artist family here? I guess it didn't work. And so I'm gonna have to go back to cleaning to make sure the place is all nice and clean for the new parents. But guys, this is gonna take me all night. Do you, audience, think that this guy enjoys the videos he makes?

I'm trying to think about the money factor, but even with money involved, I would not do this for 20 grand a month. There would be no way I would sacrifice my normal adult attributes for fucking 20 grand a month. If I were making lanky box money though, holy fuck, I would make child-friendly content. But dude, trading your dignity for 20 grand a month, sure thing, that's a lot of money, but I can still make 20 grand being myself. Rise and shy!

Did you just go your dad? Ugly! I'm not ugly! Am I? I'm honest man in life. I knew it. Liya. What the heck?

Who are these guys? We are the best family ever. Yeah, we're so hot. Look at my biceps. Look at him! I thought motherfucker a wish for the hottest family, not the narcissist family. I've never seen a fake Roblox family with such a god complex.

And that's coming from me, and I am quite the arrogant shit. Oh, uh, hoogie? That's my son. And guess what? What? We are adopting you! Ha! Aren't you so lucky, son?

Wait, you're actually adopting me, guys? Small pranksies? Yes, we are. For a celebration! That's right, I know I got it in a swimwear. Ha! I've been keeping this spicy chip in my belly button! Constantly, I have to remind myself that this is what toddlers enjoy.

And I still have no idea. how little children actually consume this content. The only children that should find this funny is the children that's still in my fucking nut sack. For a special occasion. Ah! You just wasted a baffily good spicy chip! You can't eat it!

You get fat! Wait, what? And fat is not hot! Holy shit! Colixo being fatphobic? Calyxo, this is the only based behavior I will approve of in your entire channel. Phobia, baby. I can get behind that. Now obviously, I don't have a problem with fat people, but being unhealthy

It's not attractive. Go do some fucking push-ups We are the hot family and we have three rules Wow, these guys are so intense No one no sugar no sugar Sugar gets you fat and fat is not hot Okay, this seems a little bit strict Road to daily boishing practice Gigamode

person practice. Yeah, you're gonna be a giga chat. This motherfucker ruins every good meme on the internet. When I read my comments and I see the giga-chat phrase, it genuinely makes me laugh my ass off. Now when I hear the phrase giga-chat, I'm just gonna think of his shit-ass videos. Why the fuck can't we have nice things? And rule number three, say it all together, guys.

Wait, what, what is it going on right now? No faking! No faking! What? What is the see? mean guys we are totally real we would never think our looks right tonne right wow this family is some really strict rules they just slammed the door into my face they should fucking do it again if it works on Squidward it might work on your fucking ass okay listen kid wait what the look

it's time we told you the truth wait the truth the only reason we adopted you is because we are entering a modeling competition a modeling competition a modeling competition and we needed a family of five to enter oh I get it it's because of my handsome luck isn't it guys that's it totally guys I've never been caught handsome before muchos grassy ass motherfucker just said muchos grassy ass I never took Spanish class I cheated through all that shit but good sir I think you're the last guy that should ever speak fucking Spanish Pass!

Oh! Ah, blight! What did you do? Are you fucking Amish or some shit? You've never had a photo taken of you before? I mean, to be fair, I wouldn't want to take a photo of you either. You're crushing my echoes with your giant head! That was so not hot!

You nearly broke a Hottis family of three trophies! Now are you going to help us or not? Oh geez, I don't think I have a choice. If I don't, then I think I'm in danger. My good sir, you are most definitely in danger. If I were your dad, you'd be getting a fucking throat transplant starting next Tuesday. This is a fucking Roblox modeling competition? Yeah, I think I am done for today.

Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Mio, meo. All right, people, what's up? The most disturbing brain rot YouTuber got even worse. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Rico Animations. made a video about this guy roughly four months ago and you guys really liked the video.

This dude will animate anything ranging from Drake clapping a baby's ass cheeks to animating a sperm inside of a bitch's ass. Anyways, this dude has posted a lot more videos since then so we're gonna check him out. Oh, what? Yo, nice stream bro. Can you do this? Can you do this? Listen, I know this video might be a little weird for the ladies, but I can explain.

We are not concerned with how many streams of piss we can do by a lake. This is why there are dividers between the urnals. We are not concerned on how talented we are when we piss. I just had to clear the boy's name of the piss allegations, all right? We don't actually do this. Damn, bro. Can you do this? What?

You know, one of my classmates told me that they tried this one time. I want a name drop them so bad because they're just fucking weird. But anyways, my classmate genuinely tried to do this the shower and yeah he golden showered his fucking ass and for anybody that is curious watching this video and now wants to try this technique don't do it bro learn from my classmates mistake i know you don't want to taste your own bud like going down your esophagus it's fucking nasty check this one out dude that's got to be a record dude yeah respect though bro i should have fucking known they swung that way i told you ladies that most guys don't do this together i don't do this with my other

guy friends because first off I don't want to fucking embarrass anybody this shit is like two feet long it looks like the alaskan bullworm and my friends are probably rocking this crooked pathetic shit but anyways even past that we don't do this in front of each other if you're standing next to another man and your night crawler is exposed to him you're gay bro i'm sorry it's fucking gay listen you lost four hundred dollars of your mother's money she beats your ass then your dad beats your ass. Then you go to your room and on top of your bed you find a $400. Do you give it back? No, bro. Why would you ever give back the money? Just like somebody that goes to jail for speeding on a highway. You paid for the crime. If your mama and daddy beat your ass and then you find the

$400. You paid for the crime home boy. You're getting that $400. I mean, look at his face. He looks like that old fucker from Gravity Falls. And you're telling me if I look like that, I'm going to give back $400 to my mom. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I'm sure a good portion if my audience can relate to this video. Listen, it doesn't matter how old you are, you can still relate to this video at any age. Even when I got older, sometimes when I turn off the lights, I would get fucking scared. And for some reason, I would run like I'm fucking I show speed to my bedroom,

even though I had no idea what the fuck could have been behind me. But for some reason, when I turn off the light, my flight or flight reaction gets enabled. That's really how I be whenever I finally get to my bedroom. I'm just leaning on the door with the door closed. I'm like, oh God, thank fuck I made it. I seriously don't know why I freak the fuck out when I turn off the lights. Like, what am I running from? EDP fucking Diddy?

That was so relatable. Everyone liked the video if the boogeyman rearranged your ass like an animal crossing house. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we're all missing a crucial detail in this video. Yeah, he's in a hospital for a car accident. he's been in a coma for 10 years. But why did his ass hurt? Audience, you tell me why the doctor gave the side eye like that. I think this motherfucker has been molesting him for the last 10 years while he's been asleep.

That's crazy that a man had to get his nut in for a dude that was unconscious for 10 years. Wait a minute, if it was for 10 years, then how old was this guy when he got into car accident? Oh, fuck, I think did he got a doctorate. This is so fucking facts. Listen, I got boys and girls that watch my videos, all right? I'm sure that even the girls can confirm to me that the guys do this shit. You guys got your 100,000 makeup products in your skin care, and your hair care, all that bullshit.

Us guys, we're just rocking the motherfucking SpongeBob 101. Can you tell me why the boys look like Gigached and the girls look like the fucking tree witch from Adventure Time? It's not a coincidence, ladies, the SpongeBob 101 is actually the meta. Y'all should give it a try one time. Ha, look, it's my ex-girlfriend. Ugly ass motherfucker. Miao Mio

Mio All right buddy For the record Everybody know that Cat is not me I in fact do not get bitches I do not have game like that

Listen I can't just do a little Wow in the bitches Get their fucking ass up for me Unfortunately I don't have that type of risk But at the end of the day fellas Game is game Pse-ps Yo too touchy

So I will be gone for two weeks And stop saying PSps it's stupid P-OV You're a cat owner Holy shit Listen I know that my avatar is a cat, but I don't know how motherfuck is like cats. Dogs are so much better, ladies and

gentlemen. And that's coming from me and my avatar is Bob. If I'm saying it, then yeah, cats are fucking stupid. For the record, everybody, I can totally relate to this video. I just picked up another car like three months ago. I already dropped like 10 grand worth of mods in this fucking thing. And as soon as I bring it home, a fucking bird just shitted all over it. The anger in my veins, ladies and gentlemen, was unmatched. I wanted to kill every fucking bird on the face of the planet. I was basically Hitler, but for birds. This audience is an accurate depiction of what I will do. If a bird ever dares the shit on my car ever again, I will get my very hairy Portuguese ass. I will climb up that tree and shit

all over mother bird in its fucking birdlings. Don't fuck with me, Pidgey. Two steps ahead. All right, buddy, I am convinced that you are a fucking psychopath. But I can't say he's wrong. He is technically two steps ahead. It's a fact I don't want to admit, but it's true. Anyways, audience, subscribe for a part three of Rico animations. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.