Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 24

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 24

This next video, we are going to be eating the world's hottest and sourest foods for an entire day. Okay, who the hell edited this video? You can see the crusty fucking green screen from the fire. What a fucking see. All right, people, what's up? Let's see Rivera becomes a spice king. Eating world spiciest versus world sourest foods. Boy, I am in for a treat.

This next week, we are going to be eating the world's hottest and sourest foods for an entire day. We're going to be starting off with breakfast, then moving on to lunch, dinner, and So let's meet the teams. Team Sauer is Ben and Brent and team hot is me and Andrew. Wait a second, so you're telling me, I get Ben Azalart and Brent Rivera in one video. This is gonna be horrible. Time for breakfast. Okay, so for our breakfast, we unfortunately have a chili pepper infused hot chocolate.

You know, audience, unironically, I think that would taste absolutely amazing. For the OGs on my channel, you would know that I am an absolute spice connoisseur. You know, if I'm going to roast, Spice Kings on YouTube you better believe that I would be able to eat a ghost pepper without shitting a brick so See a ghost pepper hot chocolate that sounds amazing how is this breakfast? This is our breakfast This isn't pancakes and eggs. What do we have here? But there's no candy out here. So what what is this? Apple cider vinegar lemon juice? Oh my lemon malic acid. Don't tell me she put that on there. Okay Ben what the fuck do you think the malic acid is supposed to go on these motherfuckers must be so much

retarded. You literally have all the shit in front of you. And you don't know to put the ingredients on the lemon. Did Ben Asselaard forget he's recording a YouTube video? Oh my gosh, the sour stuff goes on the sour lemons. God, he is such an idiot. Put the malic acid on top of the lemons. I don't think she did. Yeah, she did look. So malic acid is like the stuff that actually makes sour candy sour. Holy shit, Brett, you fucking scientists. Seriously, how does this guy have over 20 million subscribers? I swear YouTube is going to make anybody popular. of all people they could have made famous, it was this guy. Like, seriously, Brett is such a dork. We're gonna try the hot chocolate. All right, cheers. I'm just going. Oh my God. Oh my God.

I mean, it kind of tastes good, but it's like so hot. Thank you, Andrew. I love the fucking energy you bring to the video. Oh my gosh, guys. It was so spicy. Let me tell you. Audience, Andrew does not sound like he wants to be here. Definitely the way to kick off this video.

I do not like that. Well, yeah, no shit, Lexie. You're not supposed to like it. Oh my gosh, I don't like the hot chocolate. Shut the fuck up, you're making a YouTube challenge. Cheers. Oh my God. Oh, that is so sour and gross.

Brent, you're so fucking sour and gross. Brent, you can't say that shit when you look like a fucking scarecrow. It tastes like lemonade, but 20 times more sour. Ben Azelard, nobody asked for your fucking opinion. I swear every time this man opens his mouth, it's just a bunch of random shit. Speaking of shit, this motherfucker looks constipated. Go with our red pepper infused hot chocolate, we have Carolina Reber peppers, have scorpion chili peppers, and we have ghost pepper.

This is not going to be good. Well, you see, Lexi, if you're a pussy, you would think that it's not going to be good. You see, audience, an absolute Chad, like myself, I love ghost pepper. Here's how you get a good spice tolerance. If you eat nothing but spicy shit every day, you begin to build a tolerance to spicy shit. So basically, if I eat enough ghost peppers every day, I will begin to enjoy the fruit. flavor of ghost pepper. Because audience, once you're able to tolerate the heat, Ghost pepper and Carolina Reaper, it actually tastes pretty good. Unless you're a little bitch like this person here. There's yours and here's mine. This smells so bad. Oh my god, this, I wish you guys could smell this. This is over one million Scoville heat units. Oh my gosh. It's something I eat in my fucking food every day. Lexi, eat the fucking pepper.

Gotta eat our food, Brett. Three two, one. Oh. Oh. Brett, you. Brett, you didn't even eat the fucking limit. You barely even touched the lemon with your chicken choppers. I already know Ben Asselaer took a big ass bite because it's Ben. But Brent, come on, man. Stop being a fucking pussy. Lexi, what the fuck was that noise? Bro really sounds like a drifting Honda Civic.

Okay, well, what the fuck is this guy doing? Andrew, you literally ate one pepper and you're surrendering yourself to God. Holy shit, you guys are weak. What is that? Put your malic ass on top of the 11th. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, f***.

Move. Can't do this. I'm not kidding. By the way, in my opinion, I think this entire video is fake. Lexi is saying that the pepper is, oh my gosh, it's so fucking high. Look at her eyes. Do you think that she's in pain right now? Do you see her eyes watering?

Do you see any of that shit going on? If anybody has perfected the art of making a fake video, believe it or not, it's not Topper Guild, ladies and gentlemen. It's actually Breaker Guild. Brett and Lexi Rivera. Everything these motherfuckers do is fake. Carter's racing so fast, you know? I am not excited for the rest of this challenge.

Only that this is only breakfast has me terrified. Okay, but like, why did you even accept the challenge in the first place? If you're so fucking scared of the sour boogey man, you could have just left the challenge. Believe it or not, Ben, you actually have a choice. Damn, Andrew, are you and spicy making out? By the end of this video, Andrew's booty hole is going to look like an onion ring. Dude, come on, we need to win this challenge. Come on.

You're being a wuss. Andrew, you might be going number two now, but we're not going to be number two in this competition. Women are so funny. How the hell does Lexi have over 10 million subs? Andrew, we can't be a number two in this competition. Lexi, you are a two. While all of us were struggling, it was time that we moved on to our second meal. Andrew and I were about to eat our lunch in a sauna.

Why are we doing this? And it's not just any lunch. We have some of the hottest hot wings in the entire world. What the fuck are these wings? How are you guys multi-millionaires, but you literally have the worst food? Those things look disgusting! To wash it all down, we have habanero soda and ghost pepper soda. What?

What? So this meal would have been bad as is. Andrew, what are you doing? Why is he rubbing his mobs like that? I thought this was a spice video. I just don't get white. Why are we doing this? Because you literally agreed to a challenge, you fucking idiot.

Here at the park, because Lexi set up a little picnic for Brenton. Oh, God. There's a little note. sandwich ingredients. Brett, warhead pickle, malic acid, sour straws, and toxic waste. That's a sandwich? That's made up. That's not an actual thing, bro.

Yeah, I have to agree with Ben here. That thing looks fucking disgusting. Give me like a tuna sandwich at this point. I do not. This, look at this. Look at it. What? I mean, to be fair, Brett, at least it has a pickle.

Something I imagine you're very familiar with, Brent. Got Warhead sodas. So kind of Lexi to give us a drink to wash it down. There's also one more thing on this note. You make a face, you will feel the sting. Use the rubber bands in the basket. It every time you make a face. Snap each other with these.

Wait, time we make a face? What? Do we just test it out real quick? No, I- Anytime I see Brent suffering in a YouTube video, I fucking love it. Thank you, Ben. Thank you for hitting Brent Rivera with the fucking rubber band. Everybody comment W. Ben Azalart.

Also have a bottle of water in here. So for every time we take a sip of water, we have to raise the temperature in here by 10 degrees. I mean, to be fair, Lexi, it really depends how hot the sauna's going to get. The hottest sauna I've ever been in was like 205 degrees. So if I see. this sun up being like 150 degrees, I'm gonna laugh my ass off. Then again, I shouldn't be surprised. It'll be just another indicator that they're absolute poxies.

You have the hottest hot wings in the world. I have the hottest polyflower wings in the entire world. It is so hot in here. Oh, keep eating, keep eating. Cheers. Cheers. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Are we doing this to each other right now? This is so fucking stupid. You guys can't be serious. A rubber band sting. Are you fucking me?

Ben, I know it doesn't hurt that much. Bro's acting like he just got stung by a killer hornet. Either Ben is being a pussy or he's a pussy. Oh hi, I don't think of Ben. Shut the fuck up, Brett. Oh my, my chest. It's getting hard to breathe in here. Since we can't drink water or else it goes out.

I chase it with something else. You have your habanero soda. What? That doesn't make any sense. They chase it with the kids. Yeah, no, that's fucking crazy. Andrew wanted a kiss, and Lexi's fucking disgusting. Yeah, I think I'm done watching this shit.

Everybody subscribe so I could pass Lexi and subs. Listen here, kid, you will never have what it takes to be a part of this rich school. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out more of the worst Roblox role plays. Poor kid went from broke to billionaire, a Roblox movie. And once again, Shane plays. This is not a fucking movie. It's a role play.

Stop trying to make yourself sound fancy. Well, actually, Rith, it's not actually a role play. Oh, do you know what a movie character does? They play a role. Holy shit. Listen here, kid. You will never have what it takes to be a part of this rich school. Why not?

Everybody deserves a chance. I mean, I do agree with the idea that everybody deserves a chance. But I also think everybody should at least follow a normal dress code. If you're pulling up the school and having your Apple fritters almost pop out of your shirt. I don't think you are physically allowed to go to that school. A rich school or a poor school, if you look like you got mauled by a fucking cougar, you can't go there. This dude thought if he did his hair, people are going to forget about his fucking mucus colored shirt. Get your ass out of here. You probably stink too. Yeah, well, not you

all right, you're stupid and poor. You're so poor. It's not even funny. This guy sucks. And nobody likes you either. I may be broke now, but one day I will be a billionaire. Oh, you hear that I was even stippner than before. You can't take some stupid spent change, you idiot? Oh, hey, quit it! Get this through your head, kid. You aren't going anywhere in life. Holy shit, this roleplay's kinda sounded like a normal school.

If you don't go to an expensive school and get a college degree... Shut the fuck up! You may look at Jeffrey now, the broke boy, but in five years he will also be known as Jeff Bezos. I never wanted to go to this stupid school anyways. Chaw, what are you doing? You're gonna leave and cry now? Oh! Hey!

The center of the universe. More like my foot in the center of your ass. You better listen to all these people around here, including me. You will never make something out of yourself to just give up. What an absolutely powerful start to a video. I'm sure there's a lot of men and women that are watching my videos right now that have beautiful life aspirations. I just wanted to let everybody know that it's not going to come true. Fuck you.

If you don't go to a rich school and you don't pay 50. grand a year for your tuition. It's not going to come true. I know. I know somebody had to say it. You're going to live in a box your entire life, gold digging on the streets. Oh man, I've got to get home fast. You still have like a couple miles to go.

This storm is not letting up. Man, this sucks. That's a pretty funny post, man. I'm so distracted right now. Whoa, that car is driving super fast. That old lady has no idea it's coming. Hey, lady, watch out. Oh, and you broke, loser.

If I had to be honest, I would be that guy. You're telling me, with no other cars on the road in the middle of the rain where you can easily pull off a nice drift, you're telling me that I'm not going to go fucking 250 miles per hour, and look after old ladies that are crossing the road. If you think I'm going to stop my car for that, then you're out of your fucking mind. Whoa, are you okay? That man is terrible. Wow, come on, let me help you to the other side of the street.

Just be more careful next time, okay? That guy was not paying attention at all. He was not, but you were. Thank goodness. Does this woman have bronchitis or some shit? Once again, the voice acting in Roblox roleplays needs to be improved. Oh my gosh, I gotta look out for where I cross. Shut the fuck up. Can y'all please find some actual voice actors? I know you got the budget, Shane. I know you have the money. Instead of getting voice actors that sound like fucking lumpy space princess, you should actually hire voice actors that sound like old ladies. Look at you. You look very down on your luck. Here, take this. Money? No, no, I don't need your money. Oh, honey, it looks like you need it more than I do. Please take it. Thank you so much. You know, when I work hard and I do good things, I get rewarded for it. Aw, well, isn't that a cute life lesson? If you guys do good things, then you get rewarded for it.

I guess I must be the exception. Whether my content is a good thing or a bad thing, that's up for debate. All I know is that I talked a lot of shit in my lifetime about other people and it's made me a lot of money. And I never plan on stopping either. So if I'm making money from my YouTube videos, then I must be doing God's work. All right, you heard it here, folks. If you want to get rich, come down to Larry's bike shop. And please help me out. Just call this number on the screen now.

And that guy's so weird. I feel like companies like that, nothing but scams. They never work. Hey, Matt. Hey, Dad, how was your day? Ugh, long and exhausting. Man, the job I have is terrible, and it barely pays us enough. Then get a better job, you lazy shit.

Oh, my job sucks! It doesn't pay enough! Shut the fuck up. I genuinely do not like people that act like this. If you're the guy that doesn't like your job and complain about how much your life fucking sucks, and then you go home and watch TV just to resume your shitty life the next day, then you have no room to fucking complain. If you really hated your job, you would. would stop being fucking lazy and watching TV on the weekend and you would actually start a business.

Dad, I'm worried about you. Don't worry about me. Come on. Worry about yourself. You're always coming home late? You're always exhausted from work? Yeah, it's fine. As long as I can give you a good life. That's all that matters to me. Then you must be the biggest failure of a father I've ever seen. Yeah, but I want you to have a good life too, Dad. What's this? One of your friends coming over? No, I don't have anyone coming over to hang out. Polly.

Yeah, that is the name. Look, I know I've been late with the rent a couple times, but... I don't want to hear it, okay? Where is my rent? I can give you half now and give you half in a couple weeks. I mean, I can't even defend the poor people at this point. When you are a grown fucking man, you are supposed to be a man of your word. If you say that you're gonna pay rent at a certain time, you better pay the rent.

Oh, how about I give you half the money now? How about you stop being a broke, fucking, I hate seeing my dad like this. Maybe I should give that company a call after all. All right. I think this is the place. Oh good. A customer. What would you like to buy, sir? Hi, I'm not here to buy anything actually. I'm here because of your commercial. Oh, that stupid thing. Oh, that was all a lie. A lie? Yeah, man, I just needed help, all right? No one wanted to buy any of my bikes. So you fool people into thinking they could get rich if they called you? Hey man, a job is a job. At least you're not fumbling the bag like your father.

That was a good idea at the time, all right? Stop judging me. Now you see, audience, this guy knows how to run a business. Sure, he may not have any customers right now, but he still managed to get suckers to pull up to his business to get hired for a job. Now, this guy, I can respect. I'm going to lose this business in a couple months' time. Maybe you're going about things the wrong way. I could really use a job, and I'll work for you,

and I'll make sure this shop is the best bike shop in the whole world. Seriously, you think you can do that? I know I can do it. As long as you give me the chance, and if you pay me. All right, don't go too overboard now, but fine, you're hired. Now, since this guy got hired at the motorcycle shop, he started selling a bunch of bikes, essentially a bunch of filler video. So we're just going to cut to the meat and potatoes of the video.

As you can see, just from simply looking around, all of these people here are interested in buying one of these brand new motorcycles. All right, and cut. Well, Matt, you're doing a really, really great job. I just got an alert on my phone. You're number one in selling motorcycles in the world. Are you kidding? There's rankings for selling fucking motorcycles.

That literally sounds dumb as fuck. Imagine flexing to a girl that you're the number one bike seller in the world. You whisper that sentence slowly in her ear and she will be head over heels for you. What? This is all happening because of Mott? Can't let this stand. Hello, father? I'm going to need more money and I'm going to need it now.

People that rely on Daddy's money. Those are the people I can never respect. Especially if you was the same guy that flexes your daddy's money, then you're a fucking degenerate. Not only are you lazy as fuck, but you're flexing money that's not even yours. That is the ultimate example of some pussy shit. Hey, don't peek. Oh, I'm nervous. I hate surprises.

Oh, you're gonna like this one. On the count of three, open your eyes. One, two, three. Open them. Well, Dad, this is our new home. What, no, no way. Are you serious? Yeah, Dad, I told you.

The company was doing great, making good money, and... able to buy this for us. Matt, thank you. Thank you for this surprise. Finally, the one positive thing about this video. Yeah, that's cool. Buying your parents at house, that's pretty awesome. But yeah, the rest of this video's fucking shit. Come on, let's get this over with already. Just say I won. Yeah, sorry, Trent, can't do that. Gotta wait for this other kid to show up first. Chow like he's ever gonna show up. He's probably too scared now. Oh yeah, by the way, the rich bitch and the jock outfit. He started his own motorcycle company and he's competing with the main guy. I think it was more appropriate just to say that

instead of watching the five-minute build-up of his shitty business. I'm here. I'm here. What is that? Oh, this? This is my brand new motorcycle. Whoa, look at this guy, huh? Beautiful color. Them tires are sick. Man, this is one bike. I'll let me tell you. Chats, nothing compared to my bike. Look at this. Oh, we're doing the test run now, huh? Let's see how fast your bike can go from zero to 60. Let's go. Yeah. I'm not gonna let some poor stupid loser beat me. What a fucking ending. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen.

I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Come on, let's go. It was me. I staged to break in to take Marcus B.S. 5. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out another masterpiece by Darman. Little sister steals bros PS5.

She lives to regret it, Darlo-Mane. Oh, I do that Legendger gun. Mine, if I do. What are you doing using my PS5, please? One second, I'm gonna go again. Get off my PlayStation or I'm unplugging it. Well, damn, only 10 seconds into this video, and this guy is already going for the neck.

It's just her little sister on the PS5, bro. You could be a little patient. I mean, hey, who knows? Maybe your little sister might catch you a W. There's plenty of girls that are better than dudes in video games. I've seen my girlfriend play Apex, bro. She's good. No, please.

I can finish first. Just on. Hold on. It's my PS5. Chill! Just finish building your PC or something. I'm almost done. You're done now! Why would you do that, Marcus? You don't know what you're doing with this. You'll probably end up breaking it. My dude knows nothing about technology.

If your little sister's playing Fortnite on your PS5, it's not going to contract fucking cooties and explode. I think you're just jealous of females finally touching your console. What are you talking about? I'm better at Fortnite than you are. Oh shit! Shots were fired! Ladies and gentlemen, if you want to ruin a relationship in Generation Z, all you have to say is fuck you, I'm better at Fortnite. The second you say that, you're no longer family, you're complete strangers, in fact, enemies, mortal enemies. You could look at the smile on this dude's face, but on the inside he wants to fucking kill her.

Why don't you just stick to doing girly stuff? Like makeup tutorials or something. I don't even wear makeup. Stop. You're the worst. Well... You're annoying little brat. At least I'm not built like Roblox. What in the higgity diggedy damn are these roasts? You see, I'm much better at creating roast.

At least my eyebrows don't look like fucking tire marks. And your only role as an actor is crying like a little bitch. And you're probably wondering how exactly does this set me apart from the Darmann actors that are probably millionaires? The thing is that I can still be a normal human being and still contract Darmand's fan base and money. What's what's what you two right now, huh? I was playing battle Royale and we're getting some plugged it. Well, she shouldn't be playing on my PS5 anyways. So what am I supposed to play on?

Let me think. Your PC, dummy. Marcus, just won't talk to Grace that way. Okay, can you just play on your PC this time, honey? No, it's so old it lags. You hear that, guys. That is what you call First World Problems. I'm sure you're probably watching this video right now on one or two devices. You're either watching it on your computer that probably hasn't been upgraded since 2009,

Or you're probably on your iPhone taking a dump. And if you're watching my videos while taking a dump, you should have no shame in that. Ain't nothing better than watching shit content on the shitter. Plus, I suck at 4-nail on keyboard. I only know how to play a controller. You know, hey, it's like I always say. It's not what you have.

That's what you do with what you have. You just don't understand, Dad. Holy shit, are we on some I'm 14 and this is deep stuff now? You just don't understand, Dad. I think I do understand. It's called saving money, you inappreciative little shit. Can you please give me my own PS5? Xbox?

It's just too hard right now, okay? I mean, we had to cancel the annual family trip to Hawaii. And, you know, since I got laid off, it's just been really difficult, okay? I'm sorry, I'm-a-hury. Don't you worry, Dash. When I win the tournament, I use that money to pay for our trip. What a little bitch. I've never seen a man look more punchable than right now.

Just remember, this is the same kid that's holding his PS5 after unplugging it because his sister was playing it. He knows he's so dirt poor that he can't let his sister play his PS5. This motherfucker has no hope to win any money. I'm sure you'll figure something out. It's not fair. What the hell do you mean it's not fair? Girl has a computer that's fully usable and fully accessible.

But no, you don't want to use your computer because you got fucking arthritis for your controller. Man, these kids so inappreciative. Are you playing in the Fortnite tournament too? No. Play war zone, but it's not like I can play anything because my system got stole. What? No way.

Yeah, I mean, somebody broke into my house last week and they took so much stuff, but I don't know why they took my PlayStation 2. Maybe the issue you're having is because everyone goes crazy over a fucking PS5. I'm not quite sure why people go so crazy over video game consoles. Everybody knows computer provides better hardware. But to you, little man, I think your console got stolen because people are little jealous of how rich you are. Got what? I figure out a way to get a PS5 for the competition, which is, I'm going to break into my own house. Are you nuts?

Why would you break into your own house? Not really breaking in. I'm just going to stage it. Uh, I don't think she understands what she's saying. You see, girl, you can't exactly break into your own house when it's your own house. Instead of pretending to break into your own house. Instead of pretending to break into your own house and actually causing your entire family to be freaking out Instead of putting your family in harm's way, you can just steal your little shithead brothers PS5 simple as that

I don't know why you're complicating it Do you even hear yourself? I mean you'd really rather stage a break-in than learn how to play on a PC Yes Okay, this girl's out of her mind she is totally giving off like psycho ex-sh shit Break up with this girl, she'll kill you in your sleep Oh yeah audience can we just recognize the irony of this situation. All of this bullshit over a fortnight tournament. If I haven't seen desperate gamers, this has got to be the pinnacle. I want to win this. I'm just going to steal it

for the tournament. Then I'll put it back. I'll just say the cops found who did it or something. You saw how mad Brian was. Why put your brother through all of that? And not to mention, you could get in a lot of trouble. What if your dad calls the cost? Hey, um, do you mind if I come by after school? Oh yeah, the cops are for sure going to find who it is. The plot of these Darmand videos are so unbelievably predictable, I already know what's going to happen at the end. Just a prediction this girl's going to get arrested, guaranteed. Yeah, I think my mom would be cool with it. Why?

To play. I'm going to bring the system over. I really don't think this is a good... I'm sorry, I have to go. I'll see you after school. Where are you going? The amount of foreshadowing in this video is going to make my English teacher wet her panties. What if you get in trouble?

What if your dad calls the cops? Holy shit, it's like I just predicted the whole damn video. Really hoping to make the playoffs this year. We were so close last year. You guys keep playing the way you're playing. You're definitely gonna make it. No problem. What's not?

Door's already open. Maybe Clarice came home early? No, no. She texted me, said she's going to cats right after school. Oh my gosh. What if there was a break in? Am I a prophet, ladies and gentlemen, did I predict this shit like the Bible?

Hey guys! Oh my gosh, what happened here? Garman, I'm gonna be completely honest with you here. For the love of all things that... Ugh! God! Sorry about that, fellas, I'm drinking Sprite. Anyways, for the love of God, please get some better actors.

Why does her face look like she just saw Santa's butt-booty ass? Call the police. Maybe they'll have been here put the door. Maybe we can catch you dead this, I don't know. Dad, no. Why not? It's just a PS5. I mean...

I doubt the cops will have time for things like that. Maybe she's right. I mean, they didn't do anything when my laptop was stolen out of my car last year. I feel like Darmand wrote that in from personal experience. It's okay, Darmand. People are shitheads sometime. Wait, wait, I got an idea. If they use my PS5, I can track it using the IP address.

You know, this is probably the first thing I've actually learned from a Darmann video. You can track a PS5 using the IP address. I think that's pretty cool. Now I can get that son of a bitch that stole mine. Hold on this Is this A good idea? I mean Just go home

And not get my PS5 back Yeah, alright Come on, let's go What was you? I staged you to break in to take Marcus' BS5 What? Clarice Marie Miller

Why in the world would you do that? Because she's a bitch Anyways, audience, that's it for today Please click the video on screen I promise you'll love it But anyways, yeah, subscribe Oh, I can't say, fish in my room. Come, mom, mom, playing monster legends.

Just unlock the Darmann G. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out another masterpiece by Darmann. Seems like we're on a bit of a Darmand streak lately. Anyway, streamer pranked on live stream. What happens next is shocking Darmann. Devin, eat your food. You're not even supposed to be playing games at dinner.

Give me that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, Mom. Playing Monster Legends. Which I'll unlock the Darmann G. Oh, for the love of God, Darmann has truly run out of ideas to name things in his series. From the last Darmand episode of saying cootie-shooties, that was pretty awful. But now the Darmand genie?

The tithes of Darmand originality is so damn dry. Fucking Sahara desert shit. The Darmine gene now. Let me try. Well, I don't know about that. Give it. What happened? Sheif.

Oh, okay, this is fun. Gith. All right, seriously, Mom, give me my game back now. Puppie Claus. Mom! You gotta watch your tone with me, Devin. Actually, mommy, that was a load of bullshit to talk to your son. I'm sure so many of us can relay with how our parents could be so hypocritical.

Honeybun, please stay off your phone at the dinner table. Meanwhile, whips out the fucking iPhone 13 Pro Max on Facebook. Like, get the fuck out of here. Now, eat your food. All right, let me give my game back, Mom, I'm done. Give me back. You're going to mess it up. Let me give me the game back.

We're not going to fight over. You're going to mess it up. I should probably run. Shouldn't I? What the fuck did I just watch? Is this what Darmand's cooking up in the studio now? People fighting over a game of fucking Monster Legends? If this video by Darmand wasn't sponsored, I'd be fucking surprised.

Dude smells money from across the globe. He's like a Jewish shark. Hey, Darmand fan. Monster Legends is an awesome free-to-play mobile game that's available in all devices. And starting from today, the newest edition is my very own monster, the Darmann Jeannie. What did I fucking tell y'all? What? If Darman says it, it must be true. If Darman is hot as fuck, then this video game is hot as fuck. I guess I'll be downloading a video game after this video.

Nice to mention. Now, let's show it. We'll have 20 more minutes left to finish it. I'll be right back. Hey, Mikey, I'm in the middle of... Hey, told us some friends at school that I'd make some NFTs. Okay, what? I never thought that Darman would utter the words NFT in a video. Motherfuck is all about the money in this video. He's talking about a sponsorship and now he's talking about NFTs. I can smell the money from this video. What did Mikey want?

How was he known the genius plan? I always sound quick way he's ahead, but he never listens. Wow, you guys finish stuff full fast. What on earth is that Minecraft version? When I seen this, I was like, holy shit that Glowstone reminds me a fifth grade. Am I in a fucking time machine? time machine or am I just oldest shit? Nice touch with delighting, Hannah.

Thank you. I use blueberries to light up the inside. Thinking about blueberries is making me hungry. At this rate, we'll be ready for the boat off this Saturday. Affirmative, we're the dream team. Nothing can stop us. Does anyone else see that? The amount of stereotyping that Darmand does in these videos is actually insane. We got the typical innocent boy, we got the average dream stand, now we got

I got the professional fat ass that doesn't stop thinking about cake. Mmm, cake. I wish I had some right now. Dorman, you think this shit's coming together so well. And I gotta tip my hat. You are fucking accurate in this video. Keep this shit up. I might actually like you.

Dad doesn't look like cake to me, Vince. That looks like... No! What's happening? That guy didn't. I'm gonna destroy him. Who was that? Alicia J.

I don't know. Was anyone else invited to practice with us? No. No, uh. I don't think so. He dropped something. I'm gonna go check it out.

What's it say? I don't know. Maybe it's... Holy shit, it's the NFT. Okay, but seriously, what on earth is Mikey doing? Everybody knows Mikey's the piece of shit that gets in trouble. I don't know why he's like the Zodiac killer laying signs and clues all over the place. Mikey, you've been dripping trails of shit ever since you cheated on your first test.

You're not fucking mysterious. not this anonymous looking motherfucker. We know it's you. We know you blew up the house because you're an angry little shit. Thanks for watching. Don't wait. We're going to figure out who shaft touched us and win a tournament next week. See ya! Oh, what the fuck? I remember when my Minecraft videos were like that. You know, cringe and absolute dog shit. But even though my Minecraft videos were cringinging full of dog shit, at least I wasn't on a Darmand video. And also, Mikey, you ain't fucking hiding from anybody. You think nobody notices you behind Little Timmy's webcam? Because if you don't, I'm fucking baffled.

How do you go from writing Zodiac killer messages to being so fucking stupid? I just ordered my Razor Blackshark V2 headphones. Nice. What about you, Hannah? Did you get any new gear? No, I don't really have that kind of money. Oh yeah, I forgot. You don't stream. Don't worry.

You'll be able to buy a new graphics card when we win the tournament. Yeah. Um, I'm gonna use a bathroom. I feel bad for her. I don't know what I would do with my parents for going through a divorce. What the fuck? What kind of side plot is this? Starman, this isn't very family friendly.

We can't talk about divorce here. Some people watch your videos to avoid their parents going through a divorce, which is practically half your audience because they're fucking fatherless. But what a great side plot. You single somebody out because they're fucking poor, and then you say, oh, yeah, they also got a divorce. Wow, what a piece of shit. Hey, we love watching your Twitch stream.

Can we take a selfie with you? Yeah, sure. Look, he thinks he's a big shot now. I'm sorry, but who the fuck is watching a four-year-old play Minecraft? I refuse to believe a four-year-old has any comedic value to anybody older than the age of seven. I'm not gonna find anybody that still sucks on a fucking pacifier funny. Uh, did animals always hear that? I think I heard something come from the room you made.

What a fucking creepers in my room! Quick! Type the command to kill the mobs. It's slash kill at E-type equals creeper. Wait, wait, wait. He's putting a sign on a wall. It says, if we do it a bird off, I'll destroy you?

Why does Mikey keep doing this? Okay, but what in the higgity-diggity damn are you doing? Leaning back like you're some fucking Neanderthal. Just ban the guy that's griefing your map. It's not hard. I imagine it would be very easy to figure out who it is if they live in the same fucking house as you. For once, is Mikey actually outsmarting somebody?

Holy shit. Well, Mikey's been graphing on a stove book with my craft creepers, and he's been... Okay, wait, slow down. I can't understand half of what you're saying. Mikey's sabotage your chances are winning the buildoff semi-finals this weekend. Mom, just tell Mikey leaving me my friends alone. I know he wanted to destroy all my friends that I are going to make at the build-off. But you know what?

What happens in the dog always comes like... You think I haven't learned that by now? Genius. Why would I mess with you and your friends? You told us about the secret message, you left us in the game. How else would you know about that if you didn't make it? Alright, fine. I admit. I know about the secret message.

Not because I put it there. Because I like watching your Twitch streams. You what? Yeah, Jaden. What the fuck you know, Mikey's a best. better man now. He learned his lesson after his 48th quiz he cheated on. Jaden, how about this? You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Maybe you're the piece of shit griefing. It helps me get better at Minecraft. That's how I knew when someone blew up your mansion and left that secret message.

You're just saying that so I don't get trouble with mom. I know you blew up a tree house with all the secrets just now. That couldn't have been me. I was outside doing my schoolwork. Yeah, he's telling the truth. for once. I made him do it before Dinger. This is gonna be the most gullible kid I've ever seen. I don't get it. In between Darmann videos, this guy could be so sharp. Jaden is like the Einstein of fucking Darmann videos.

But just this one time, his IQ goes right out the fucking window. How do you not know it's your brother being a piece of shit? Honestly, at this point, I feel like you do deserve to get grieved. How do you not know your own fucking family? My friend's about to log in. Okay, good. Don't forget what we talked about. I got it.

Make sure drink that. potion. I think the judges are the one. We're about to start. Hey everyone, welcome to the semis. JavaScript Jaden's team is going to be going against Harry Barry's team. Darmann, you son of a bitch. My favorite parts of Darmand videos are when the man himself features inside of the content. There's a fine line between YouTube video and commercial grade TV shit. The second that Darmand speaks in a video, it's automatically the best thing the world has ever fucking seen. Just my opinion? No, it's everybody. opinion it's fucking fact oh this is a mess

great jaden jaden i'll be our back toucher i'll be our back oh i found out who your second tour was who no way we know what you did oh hey guys what you're talking about we know that you're the one who's been blowing up our maps no mikey was the one who did it mike he was a potion of invisibility she's fighting yesterday. He screencatcher everything. He called you making a trap. Why in the world would you do this, Hannah? Like, I did it. My dad left us nothing. Holy shit. So Mikey did it sabotage them? Holy fuck. My mind's blown. You guys think this is a part of the act, but I'm genuinely shocked. There's no way Mikey isn't a piece of shit in a video. Someone put a cork on my ass. This is too good to be true.

have a couple minutes left and we still need to finish the top floor what do we do I asked someone who can help us who hey guys no no Mikey you're still a piece of shit I don't trust you yet listen one good deed does not wrap over a thousand lies motherfucker Mikey's gonna do something I fucking know it I fucking know it sorry I didn't win mom I wanted to help you so bad but top of that all my friends hate me oh why do they hate you You wouldn't understand, Granny. When you were our age, you were probably killing fucking Nazis.

I don't think griefing in Minecraft is going to be your top priority. What are you guys doing here? I talked it over with everyone, and we already said how he wants to spend out of his money. Well, Mikey wasn't too happy about it, but the rest of us agreed. What are you talking about? Check an email. Oh my God. Nah, Jaden, she's still a piece of shit.

She's not a real friend. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Bro, what? All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. That's right, fellas, we got ourselves another episode of Got Your Life cringe. And you know what, audience, I know that every single day I check out more and more degeneracy, and it seems to get worse every single video, but I'm gonna be honest, I enjoy it.

You know, it's a really good feeling that I can wake up every single morning and think like, wow, dude, my life really sucks. And as soon as I open it, up YouTube, I could just see an infinite amount of just dumb people on my timeline. So it really does make me feel better about myself. So today, we're going to be checking out some more of that Gotcha Life cringe. I promise you're going to feel much better about your day, about your life once this video, it is complete. Anyways, audience, before we get into today's video, if you end up enjoying this video by any means, please subscribe to the channel. It's free and you can always unsubscribe later. Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, with that being said, let's go ahead and take a gander

at some more Gotcha Life cringe. So the first installment of Gotcha Life, cringe we got here today is fat people make me depressed i mean if i'm gonna be completely honest i mean like bro i'll be honest audience all right i've seen some whales i've seen some oh oh huh you know what i'm saying i've seen some big old people i've seen some people on tlc bro these guys are ginormous and i can't lie these guys actually make me sad looking at them even somebody as myself right you know i'm like six foot two i'm like 155 pounds long story short ladies and gentlemen i'm pretty average weight all right I'm pretty much the most average looking guy that you can get as a 6-2 person. So as a person that comes out, you know, as average as they come, right?

You know, looking at somebody this big, this big old chunker of meat. These guys look pretty intimidating if I do say so myself. And I'll be honest, you know, I do not want to ever put myself in those shoes because, dude, I would be depressed too. The next one is... So this one is getting a little racy. This one be like, yeah, frick off, Kichiga. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to refresh your minds that, you know, the age range of gotcha life is anywhere between 9 and 12 years. result around there. I want to talk to this child's parents and ask him the most thought-provoking

question of all time. What is your thoughts on the trend of Black Lives Matter? You know, a very simple question. Dude, they're going to respond to my questions to be like, oh man, damn dagum black. Okay, but on a serious note though, right? Why? What's the purpose? What's the meaning behind this image? It's either this child has some like really racy parents, okay? They're like very angry toward the African American population of the United States of America. Or B, this child probably learned a brand new curse word for black people and thought, wow, I'm just going to go in and my TikTok and think I'm edgy and I'm cool. Or we can do some deductive reasoning audience and say that it's both, all right? I'm going to go ahead and lock in my bet that it's both. The next

gotcha life meme reads, at least I'm probably better than your... audience, do I really need to say it? Do I really need to go ahead and read out the full sentence, okay? I don't think I'm worthy of saying the, uh, the F word as of right now. As an asexual man, I still feel like I need a pass to go ahead and say the F word. You know, I'm just trying to be considerate of you guys, the audience. So, uh, if anybody's gonna be kind of considerate to give you a boy a pass to go ahead and read for these videos, then, uh, I would appreciate it. I will use your pass with honor. But until then, audience, we just gotta review the meme for what it is, all right? So, uh, why? Why do you have to say the F word in your meme, bro? Just like the previous meme that we reviewed, all right? I would like to talk to your parents. I would like to see, uh, what your friends are talking about in elementary school. How did you learn this word? Because whoever taught you that meme, bro, I just want to give them a nice, you know, a nice smack on the face. By the YouTube I'm not for abuse or anything like that you know it's called a knocking some sense into them very very violently the next meme reads I did not I did not blistie bro what are these kids on about what is going on inside of the gotcha community

are we are people getting allegations of dittling other people forcefully without permission all right over a kids game bro all of you guys were like elementary middle school bro you can't hold back your urges that badly imagine what these kids are going to be like when they're like 30. Dude, I guarantee you by the time these guys are like 20 or 30 years old, these guys are just going to be already registered, you know what kind of offenders. But boy, oh boy, bro, the gotcha community. Like, what is with you guys and like false allegations about people?

If you don't like someone that just block them on social media, it's not a big deal. Why are these communities like so malicious, dude? Like, just go ahead and just leave them alone. Just don't interact with them. It's not the difficult. You don't need to go ahead and get like revenge on them. It's a kid's video game. Oh no, they did it part.

participate in your sexy role play. Oh, is that really a big deal? Just stop interacting with them, bro. It's seriously that easy. This next one is a YouTube thumbnail and it says, my big brother is, why? Gotcha life community. What are you guys thinking? How do you guys actually come up with this stuff? Is this like some personal experience you guys had? But dude, this stuff is not okay. This is not okay to post onto YouTube.com. And if you look at the context of the YouTube thumbnail, the child is the one speaking. I really want to know the author of this YouTube video, right? I want to know who exactly gave this thumbnail the green light. Yeah, dude, a child getting diddled, you know, that, that's going to get a million views by YouTube. That's going to be on trending. I mean, then again, I'm kind of a hypocrite because, I mean, if you look at my YouTube channel, you know, I got some pretty suggestive thumbnails to say the least, but at least I'm not putting like a baby in my thumbnail and be like, this child got touched when he was two years old. But unfortunately, ladies and gentlemen, apparently these gotcha kids think they're like much more smarter than me, all right? They know

the YouTube policies much better than I do. Yeah, dude, talk about the dittling of a child in my YouTube thumbnail. Yep, yep, that's going to get the green light. Good job. All right, so at this point, ladies and gentlemen, I'm just at a loss for words. Gotcha holding in my pee challenge. Why is that a challenge? You want your gallbladder to go ahead and explode. You want it to combust? This is probably just another one of like the typical gotcha community kinks, right? You know, ha, you know, pee ha, that's just another one of our kinks. You know, audience, I'm actually a little curious now. I'm going to go ahead and check out a Gotcha Life P challenge. Gotcha Life P challenge.

I'm gonna regret this. Whoever P need to put ice in the panty. Oh, that's where the meme came from. Whoever P need to put ice in the panties? Thank you, Ray, for your insightful comment. You know, I was so curious what this guy Ray meant whenever he said, whoever peas need to put ice in the panties, and now I understand.

Now that I got the context, and now it just makes it all the much more weirder. Why are they treating this video like it's something cute? Like, ooh, woo, you peed your panties. Aw. Audience, allow me to go ahead and fill you in all the obvious. Okay, this is not cute. This is not a sexy.

I have no idea why people actually look this stuff up because guess what? The Gotcha P challenge has over 200,000 views. I am truly at a loss for words. I have truly lost all my faith in humanity, society, whatever variation you want to give. None of you. And I mean, absolutely nobody can come up to me

and be like, you know what, Ruth, You need to actually put some more faith inside of society. No, my whole entire channel is the reason why I should not have faith in society. We've been going downhill ever since we became a species, all right? The internet was probably the worst thing to ever exist. Bro, bro, okay, you don't need to add this stuff at the end of the video, all right? This video was already bad within itself, right? And I had a hunch, all right?

I had a hunch that they were trying to make it cute that somebody peed their pants. This confirms my theory. Why are people that are just now entering third grade looking at, pee thinking, wow, that is hot. I want someone to pee on my face. And thankfully, audience, the entire comment section on this particular P challenge video is completely disavowing and trashing this person for making this video. So at least we can all go to bed tonight with the satisfaction of the conclusion that, yeah, you know what? Some people are actually out there, you know, fighting for us, trying to end the gotcha life cringe. Because boy, oh boy, I'll tell you right now,

we need more of these people. We need more of these comments right here to go ahead and let everybody know that yeah gotcha life is cringe and uh the majority of the fan base needs to be stopped but anyways audience i think i'm gonna go ahead and end off the video here so i hope you guys end up enjoying this video please subscribe to the channel if you did enjoy but yeah but that being said i'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came later this is how i wash kids and this is how i wash kids right people what's up i just found the creepiest kids animation channel on Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Shappie Swain. If you're looking for an animator that has the style of a child's content creator,

and well makes the most innuendos possible in every single video, kind of like some straight up bait going on here. Then, uh, this content is definitely for you. Finding your keys after a ditty party. Bro, have you seen my keys? Yeah, uh, what the fuck is going on? Listen, my main critique with this channel is not exactly. because of the jokes and crude humor being made in the videos.

But listen, whenever you see a YouTube channel in the same art style as fucking bluey, you know, a art style and cartoon that is very obviously meant for children. And basically, with this children's art style, you put very adult jokes inside of the content. I can see how this can very easily turn into a rabbit hole for children's content that they should really not be seeing. Like seriously, imagine walking into your son or daughter's bedroom. And you look over at their iPad and they're consuming content like this. You see, you know what's happening on screen, you know the innuendo this channel's making.

But your child is slowly getting corrupted every single video. I genuinely think this channel should get terminated. Thanks for coming! My pleasure. Ah ha ha ha ha, get it guys? Oh, that was so fucking funny. No, like, seriously, do I really have to explain this one? If you don't understand the joke that they're making in this video, you usually, you're making in this video, you're

You seriously should not be watching the Rith YouTube channel. Even my content would be too mature for you to watch. Either you're really dumb or still young enough to live inside your father's nutsack. You guys want to come? Hell yeah, I want to come. I can't come. What do you mean you can't come? I just can't.

You never come anymore. I'm not feeling it. He used to come all the time. I'm not ready to come. You used to come everywhere with me, with us. Come on. I'm not coming. Why won't you come?

Is it me? It's not you, it's me. I stopped you from coming? What the fuck? I'm just tired of coming, okay? I just can't take it anymore. I'm all dried out. We just wanted to go to the grocery store, dude. You fucking freak.

Dude, I sincerely feel so bad for the children that have to grow up in Gen Alpha and Gen Beta. There is pretty much no more censorship or anything from what children can and can't see on the internet. Even the children watching these videos, they're going to get curious and wonder what exactly is the inside jokes being made in these videos? And one of these days, they're going to get curious enough to go on Safari on their MacBook Pro and look this shit up.

And guess what? When a bunch of little Timmies do that, their childhood and the rest of their lives are going to be fucking ruined. I remember the first time I accidentally stumbled across orange content. I was in like fifth grade. And if I thought it was bad for my generation coming across this shit in fifth fucking grade, I can only imagine how shitty it is for you guys. You can't escape this degenerate shit anymore. It's sad.

I may be five foot. But that's because. God put that extra 12 inches somewhere else. Do you guys see what I fucking mean? I was only 5 foot, but that's why God put 12 inches. Shut the fuck up, dude. I guarantee the same muf-fuck that is behind this YouTube channel's probably the CEO of R-slash jail bait.

This mufuck definitely looks like this in real life. There is absolutely no coincidence that you stole Bluey's art style and art style for children. Meanwhile, you're also mixing very adult themes in your content. There's no mistake in the fucking rest of the rest of the rest of the to P, ladies and gentlemen, this channel knows exactly what it's doing and it's fucking sick. Whoa, crappy, you have a really nice room. Ha ha ha! Don't mention it.

Wow, even the remotes here are organized. Ladies and gentlemen, for those that don't know what that remote is, I actually congratulate you. Thankfully enough, your mind has not been plagued, but unfortunately that ends today. That, ladies and gentlemen, is a remote to a, uh, adult toy. I'm sure that I don't really have to explain much because Mr. Shababooie is going to fucking explain it really quickly. Listen, I really just have to freeze frame it right here. Why was any of this shit necessary?

Remember, audience, this is a children's YouTube channel. Okay, I'm convinced the owner of this YouTube channel needs to be put behind bars. Put him in a prison cell, throw away the key, and never ever look back at him. This children's content, if you can even call it that, this shit needs to be deleted off of YouTube and to never, ever see the light of day ever again. Just like the owner of this YouTube channel. Put him in a cage, Neil. What the fuck are you doing?

My name is Crappy. I'm 29 years old. And I can't stop having orgasms. Nice to meet you too, Crappy. That sounds like a really nice problem to have. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, with the job I have having to look at all of the cringe content across the internet, it's a very stressful life. And I don't know, audience, having a problem like that, you know, keeping the rhythm below the belt,

doesn't seem so bad whenever you're as stressed out as somebody like me. Listen, Crappy, I really don't know what you're talking about. It sounds like you're having a great time. Crappy's having hard time living. It often happens while he's watching TV. Baking. Oh, so it's that bad. If you feel like your fucking soul is leaving you every 10 minutes, bro, you should definitely see a doctor.

But why should this be children's content? I have no idea. Bro, why the fuck did you taste it? Ew, what the fuck is it? Yeah, dude, you're fucking sick. Good night, my cupcake. Good night, mom. Good night, dad.

Now keep your feet in the bed. Or the monsters will eat them. Ah, what a classic move. Listen, to everybody in the audience that doesn't know what exactly is going on whenever you hear a vacuum really late at night. Just, uh, don't walk into your parents' bedroom, I promise you. They're vacuuming, ladies and gentlemen, I can promise you that. Vacuuming, what exactly, uh, I can't say that on YouTube, but they're definitely fucking vacuuming. This is how I wash kids.

And this is how I wash kids. Okay, this has got to be the most sick-ass shit I've ever seen on TikTok. They're not even trying to hide it anymore, ladies and gentlemen. There's fucking baby puppies inside of the teeth. I would go into further detail, but I think that would have to be a Spotify exclusive video. But yeah, this video definitely takes the cake for the worst video. All right, so here's how you're going to defend dropping the soap. Once you bend down, when they come in,

You're gonna reach for one of the leg back here. Grab pull, sit back. Okay, not gonna lie, audience, he did have me in the first half of the video. Whenever he said that he was gonna grab a leg back there, I did not think he was literally gonna grab a leg. I know, I know, I'm a dirty mind. But so are the rest of you fuckers. Don't lie to me.

Close the curtain, okay? And then from here, you know you're gonna get your revenge, man. Because sometimes you gotta be gay too. Wow, dude, that was so fucking inspirational. Sometimes you gotta be gay too. Bro, fuck off. Surely the next video is gonna be more meant for children like Mickey Mouse fucking clubhouse. Hey bro, do you want money?

Uh, yeah, sure. Come with me. Everybody close your fucking guys! I think it's time to end the video. Audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two of shibbibbibbibbibba-dibbo-boy. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. Alright people, welcome back to the channel.

Welcome back to another video. You already know what to do, audience. We're checking out the dream stands once again. These dream stands, these dream sexuals are still on the internet, ladies and gentlemen, they're still being cringe. So today we got to do our job and take out the trash. You know what I'm saying? But anyways, ladies and gentlemen, before we do that, if you like today's video,

please subscribe. I appreciate it. But yeah, with that being said, let's go ahead and take a gander at these dream sexuals. All right, so fatherless victim number one. Here we got today is a dream stand that clearly just can not. not clean her room, dude. That thing is disgusting. Are you seeing this bedroom? Like, bro, it's not hard to clean your bedroom at least once a week. That's what I do, audience. I clean my bedroom once a week. I dust my room at least once a week. And then throughout that week, whenever it gets

dirty again, I'm going to clean it again this weekend, so it's going to be no big deal. However, if you have this thing called the mental illness of Dreamstand, then I think you should probably go to therapy first, get better first mentally. Because there's going to be no way you're going to clean this big old mess of a room without being mentally insane. So my advice to this teenage little girl that hasn't really got the experience the advice from a dad I'm gonna just pass some knowledge down to you all right go to therapy get better and then finally you can clean your disgusting bedroom like dude that is nasty That's what the mask that's what the point of the mask is

Alright fatherless victim number two you are obsessed with listening to bad music I mean bro I'm not here to bash anybody's music right if you listen to nickel back I mean, I guess you listen to Nickelbacker. I can't really say much. Listen to whatever you want. But all I'm saying is that if you like Dreams Music, all I'm saying is that you want to maybe redefine what you actually call good music. If you guys want me to suggest a good playlist, all right?

Here's a good playlist right here. It's Pancho's album. It's in the description. I've been listening to it lately. It goes pretty hard. But believe me, audience, if you unironically listen to Dreams music and you're thinking, wow, dude, this is so deep. Then you don't know what true music is, all right?

That is not a melody to your ear. ears that you're actually going to enjoy. Like, don't lie to yourself. I'm going to tell her be safe. I don't need the, you know, and tell her be safe. I got God with me and he's telling me things. I want to see some ass. I want to see some ass.

I mean, I agree with the message you're trying to preach, girl, but, bro, you did not need to record this video. I mean, if you wanted to get your point across, you could have just made a tweet on Twitter.com. You could have posted it on Instagram, but, bro, did you really need to go and make a TikTok of yourself? dancing like whatever you did here. First off, you're blonde and you're also

female, all right? Blonde females cannot dance, all right? You should have knew that from the get-go. Dreamston's humor. That's a picture pack would be touch grass, sled fast. Obama is coming for my ass. Oh, hi, I thought you were no zombie for a second. Instead of watching that, how about you watch me instead? Hi, my name is Bo Diggles, and I'm a content creator on YouTube.

Hi, guys, look at me, I'm a content creator on YouTube. I actually make much better jokes than these fools right here. Please shut up. Look, man, I get it. Everybody's trying to get their clout. Everybody is trying to, you know, get popularity on YouTube.com. I get it. Everybody wants that, a piece of that YouTube fame.

But if you're just going to make a video showing their clip being like, yeah, guys, these guys are unfunny, but I'm actually funny, guys. I'm actually funny. Like, do you not realize, like, how much of a fool you're actually making out of yourself? Does this guy not realize that humor is, like, entirely subjective to various audiences? I know that we're steering off topic, right? But let's just see what this guy thinks is. What's so funny? What's so funny about his content?

Watching that? How about you watch me instead? Hi, my name is Bo Diggles and I'm a content creator on YouTube. I'm a hundred times funnier than whatever that was. If you don't believe me, here's some of my funniest moments. Double whammy, not only is he dead, but he's also black. I feel bad for fat people. I don't. Yo mama penis fur.

Wow, bro, that was the joke audience, okay? That was actually the entire clip. That is what proves him to be. more funny than all the people in the Dream SMP. Yeah, dude, fat people, I don't feel bad for them. I can't believe I'm actually defending the Dream S&P and the Dream fandom, right? But dude, this guy, he's so stupid. Do not be this guy audience, all right?

Comedy is entirely subjective. Fatherless victim number three, not so very surprising. We got another blonde female that describes their mental illness problems and also being a dream stand. It's almost like these things almost have a correlation. It's a pretty simple scientific fact, all right? If you're a dream stand, you got depression. I'm not trying to make a mental illness joke to try to sound funny, okay? I'm not trying to say that I'm funnier than other people in the dream S&P, all right?

I'm not that guy. I'm just saying I am funny. I'm just funny because I am. I'm about 5'8, straight A student decent looking sometimes a natural blonde volleyball player and will listen to you whenever you need. Okay, so you're already giving yourself way too much credit. And once again, for you to say that you're decent looking sometimes is entirely subjective. I mean, personally, I think you're an easy, uh, negative 1,000, right? You are ugly. I mean,

you quite literally look like Rapunzel and she is mad ugly. And the fact that you're a natural blonde and a volleyball player already tells me that you are smack full of drama. Audience, tell me, tell me one person that isn't a natural blonde and a volleyball player that is not full of drama. Oh my gosh, can you believe that Todd sent me his balls on Snapchat yesterday? Oh, what a surprise. After already being an unattractive blonde volleyball player, You just had to give the cherry on top and say that you're a dream stand. I knew that this was coming at some point. Because obviously this was a dream stand video,

so this TikTok would have been so out of place. But there it is, audience. There it is. She's a dream stand. Whoa, that's hot. I mean, like, seriously, though, why do these dreamstands think like there's something else, bro? Like, seriously, you're just like every other average human being,

all right? You're not like anybody else. If anything, I'm probably the sexiest human being on the face of the planet. That is only because I am not born of woman. Audience, if you want to know the only man that wasn't born of women that came down to Earth, all right, that's me. This is not a joke whatsoever, audience, all right? I just descended from heaven and here I am living on Earth here today.

Just to deliver you guys content. Just to deliver you guys this dream stand content. So, you better thank me. No, you're not pretty. No, you're not smart, and no, you're not funny. It is scientifically proven. It is a statistical fact that women cannot be funny. And do you actually think that you're pretty?

I mean, if you really think that you're pretty, then you must not be very smart either, huh? And print on her ass cheek. City talking, we taking notes. Tell him all to keep making posts. We should cook and he can't get close. OG's so proud of me to he choking up while he making toast. I'm the type that you can't. And guess what audience?

This was the same girl that said that she was pretty. I really don't understand audience. Like you literally look like an average human being. I mean, not like to talk myself up like I did earlier, right? That was a joke. Because I'm gonna be honest. I'm not the most handsome man in the world. I'm not the most attractive looking fella.

But am I going to go out here and say that, yeah, dude, I'm the hottest man on the block and actually mean it. I'm never going to understand these dream stands where they look into the mirror and they get this weird philosophy that looking and smelling like tuna is actually a positive thing. I mean, look, audience, right? It's always good to give yourself some self-love, right? It's always good to go ahead and give yourself a compliment whenever nobody else is. However, all I'm going to say is that at least you want to be at least a little bit realistic. I better watch my 5'2 mouth. First of all, I'm glad you said that.

I'm not 5'2. I'm 5'3. Oh, okay, so that makes it so much better. You're not a Dreamstand. You're a Carl Jacobs stand. Oh, thank goodness. So that means you're officially a normal person. Yeah, uh, how about no?

How about we just do not stand anybody in general? How about that? You know, Wilbur's, Tommy, Tommy, and a Technoblate dream and Carl Jacobs, how about we just stop simping for all them and just be a normal supporter of their channels? And this goes even for me as well. All right, to anybody out in the audience, if you ever become a Rith stand, okay, uh, please unfollow me. Do it, just, just block me.

I will block you, okay? I will do the favor for you. But you know what, audience, aside from that, I think I'm done looking at these dream stands here today. So if you ended up enjoying the video by any means, please subscribe to the channel. I appreciate it. But yeah, I'm going to go back to where the dark ones came. Later.