Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 25

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 25

If you like whiskey, I'm sure you've heard of an old fashion, but have you ever heard of an oldest fashion? Make these Mayan death cigars, torch them, and then mix our drink with back. All right, people, what's up? Today, I probably found the worst TikTok recipes ever. I'm going to show you how I make my childhood favorite cereal, cinnamon toast crunch, oops, all shrimp tails. Oh, what? It honestly just tastes like cinnamon toast crunch. Audience, I introduce you to Calabro's Kitchen. If you're looking for the most rage-baiting recipes, then this guy is for you.

So you may have heard of a beef Wellington, maybe even a Weaf Bellington, but have you ever heard of a Leaf Wellington? Excuse me, motherfucker? Say that in my good ear, please. A Leaf Wellington? Is that the duty shit that just leaked out of your mouth? Do you need a fucking spanking? Start by gathering some leaves, throwing them in a blender, and then grinding them up. Okay, actually, what the fuck? No fake YouTuber voice right now, what the fuck is this? Shit looks like my great-grandmother's ashes.

And then put them in a bowl and mix in some water and some flour until you get a sloppy leaf mess like this. Well, Mr. Sir, you got one thing, right? It is surely a fucking mess. I'm not even sure if squirrels the fucking nature speed bump would be able to eat this shit. This concoction looks like something a sick dog would shit out of its ass. Put your leaf slop into a loaf pan to make a leaf loaf bake at 375 degrees until golden brown like this. It looks like the bread from fucking outback. Whoa, whoa, Rith. Are you talking shit about outback? Yes I am. It's fucking shit. Fuck you. And then you also want to cook up some mushroom Duxel. Then you want to use some moldy corn leaves as the brujudo. Remember, audience, not just any corn leaves, some moldy corn leaves. Obviously, this guy makes satire content, but you can't help but notice how elegantly shit his videos are. The combination of the happy music, him talking in a monotone voice, it really encapsulates the embodiment of what it

means to truly be a shit cook. Smush on your mushroom Duxel and then smear on some Chick-fil-A-sau onto your leaf loaf. Okay, this motherfucker is just freestyling at this point. Leaf Wellington, fucking moldy corn leaves, and now Chick-fil-A sauce. I don't know if that was a sudden jab at Chick-fil-A for being shit. But if it is, I'm a little offended. Then roll it up just like a Beef Wellington, and then put it inside some puff pastry. Once you got it rolled up, add some egg wash.

Motherfucker, that looks like the make-a-wish worm from SpongeBob. Probably taste the same, too. And then score the top. Throw in the oven until it becomes golden. brown just like this. Then grab your nearest electric saw and cut a perfect portion. Electric saw, okay, fuck you.

As you can see, audience, the content before you is most definitely rage baiting, and I'm not quite sure if I'm gonna make it to the end of this video. I might get too based and say a racial slur. I'm going to show you how I make my childhood favorite cereal, cinnamon toast crunch, oops, all shrimp

tails. If I can gouge out my eyeballs in a painless manner, I would do that right now. You guys probably I mean, no pussy shit. If you wouldn't like to spoon out your eyeballs, I mean, hey, go ahead. This shit's about to be fucking foul. Start by rinsing off your shrimp and then detaching the tail from the shrimp body. Then mix together some cinnamon and sugar to make cinnamon sugar. And then you want to bread your shrimp tails first in some flour and then into some egg and then back into some flour.

So they look all nice and coated like this. And then some hot oil, just fry your shrimp tails into their golden brown like this. And then just drop them in a bowl, sprinkle on some of your cinnamon sugar, give them little tossy toss. Did bro just say tossy toss? Motherfucker, the only thing tossing is yo ass in my basement. Do some fucking science experiments on your stinky ass. Making shrimp tails, motherfucker. You're making a sentence bail. Then pour some milk into a bowl and then add in your shrimp tails into the milk.

Then you have my favorite cinnamon toast crunch. Oops, all shrimp tails. I fished one out just to give it a taste. And you know what? It honestly just tastes like cinnamon toast crunch. There he is. There he fucking is. Did you genuinely eat that? Did you really put that cinnamon shrimp shit in your mouth? Fucking disgusting. Do you have a wife that kisses you? It's just the cinnamon and sugar. A little bit crunchy.

Some of the shell doesn't like crisp up all the way and he gets stuck in you. I can see the pain in this guy's eyes. I mean, I have to give some respect to this guy for actually eating the shit he makes in his TikTok. But dude, I know you're hurting inside. Is the TikTok clout really that worth it? I know you've heard of an ice cream sandwich before. But have you ever heard of sandwich ice cream? Well, Calabro's kitchen, I have not.

And I think there's a good fucking reason why. It's only two ingredients, really, ice cream and a sandwich. I love how he dropped that bitch in the blender with no hesitation whatsoever. Clearly, this isn't this guy's first rodeo in making shit food, or at least intentional shit food for TikTok. But bro's really about to ruin a perfectly fine ham and cheese sandwich. If I said I didn't have an urge to beat the shit out of him, I would be lying. I'm using an Italian hoagie, and I'm blending it up with a little bit of heavy cream,

until it became a nice sandwich slurry. think that fucking dooky looks nice. It looks like pink sauce that was shipped by fucking FedEx. Oh, it looks like a nice slurry. Bro, shut the fuck up. I then mix it with some vanilla ice cream. Hindsight, I probably should have just used the ice cream to blend it with instead of the heavy cream. But anyway, this had like a weird texture. There was still some meat chunks and cheese chunks. You don't need to describe the bullshit. I know. Motherfuck is trying to justify his cursed food recipe. And he's trying to make excuses to make it sound not as shit. Just admit it, bro. You're making some stinky shit. And I threw it in the freezer and

until it stiffened up a bit. As you could see, I was impatient, it was a bit soft. But anyway, I scooped out a little scoop of the ice cream, and then I added some extra virgin olive oil and some Italian seasoning. You are the expert of cooking fuck-ups. For starters, the ice cream already looks like a blended up fucking pig fetus. And then you sprinkled it with some fucking olive oil and leaves and shit. I'm sorry, audience, I'm not a cook.

I don't fucking know this shit. I can't even make it grilled cheese in this bitch. Anyways, this shit is just fucking disgusting to the culinary arts. Jordan Ramsey would beat the fuck out of you. To go along with the Italian Hogi theme. The Italian Hogi theme? Oh shit, your ass better not step in fucking Italy. You will get fucking skinned alive.

If you like whiskey, I'm sure you've heard of an old fashion, but have you ever heard of an oldest fashion? No, I haven't. Enlighten me. To start off, I'm gonna make a simple syrup using turbanato cane sugar and a really old book. This book happens to be medieval history by Carl Stevenson. I prefer the taste of books printed around World War II, but any old smelly book will do. What the fuck did my ears just register? You like the taste of books from World War II?

Well, motherfucker, step right up. If you go back to 1942, you can get the mine for 1999 from DeFooders Backpocket. Get a sniff of that shit. To make the simple syrup, all you need is equal parts of water and sugar, and then crumble up a piece of that old book and then let it steep in the sugary water. Let this mixture cook down until it gets a little bit sticky and then let it cool off to the side. So what's the purpose of getting the old World War II book? Are we gonna get the masculine urge to kill n-h-h-h-h-h-h-s or some shit?

We're gonna know what Abraham Lincoln's beard smells like, like, what the fuck is this? Glass, we're gonna put some ice followed by our old book, simple syrup, and then a little bit of some bitter-bitters. Then I'm gonna pour about three ounces over a bourbon, and then I'm gonna take these Mayan death cigars, torch them, and then mix our drink with that. You have officially lost me. I was still mentally there when you were talking about the fucking World War II book,

but you just shoved the fucking Steve Harvey cigar in that shit. Mother fuck is brewing a shabre. of lung cancer. Lastly, I'm going to get some blood orange peel, squeeze it, and then mix it around, and there you have the oldest fashion. Obviously, I had to give it a try, and off the nose, it smells like death cigars. But when you take a sip, you get nice caramel notes, followed by some old damp basement, and it finishes with hints of vanilla and orange peel. You make me fucking sick.

Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. All right, Buck, you're in the end game. Let's go. Alright people, what's up? The cringiest gaming YouTuber has finally fallen off.

Now, audience, roughly two and a half years ago, I was making videos about the YouTuber Cory Tunch. This guy was the face of gaming YouTube shorts back in the day. Back then, YouTube shorts had their gaming YouTubers like Hugh Moran, Greg Ranko, Dumoch, and this guy, Corey Tunch. And honestly, it is very ironic to say that out of all those four people that would collab with each other daily. Everybody survived from making the gaming YouTube content besides Corey Tung.

But out of all the people that really blew up from gaming YouTube shorts in 2022 and 23, Corey Tunge blew up way more than anybody else did. And now looking at his YouTube channel in 2025, it almost looks like a ghost town. So today we're going to see what happened to the cringiest gaming YouTuber and discover if content is warranted to fall off. Let's begin. Uh, okay, well, that was a very unwarranted start to my video. This guy does have a pretty nice car, though. Yeah, well, it's probably his midlife crisis car.

He probably took the remaining money from his YouTube shorts to probably buy that shit. And honestly, for this being your midlife crisis car, you couldn't have gotten something cooler. Too bad your car isn't nearly as cool as mine. Wait a minute, did I say car? I meant cars. Broke-ass motherfucker can only have. afford one sports card. That's crazy. Give me out, boys.

Alex is a 10. Yeah, more like Alex looks 10. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, even though there is no canonical age of Alex from Minecraft, who is looking at Alex and thinking, oh my gosh, dude, I need to sexualize this. Well, actually, a lot of people actually. But still, dude, come on. Really, Alex from Minecraft, Alex?

Okay. No, no, no. GTA 5 Strip Whoa, we have kids here, come on Okay, so for some reason The Council of Gooners feels like They have morals

You guys allowed this dude to talk about a Lego character looking hot But you're not gonna let GTA 5 speak for himself Are you serious? Since when did video game Gooners have morals? Look, you've asked for it Oh yeah Oh, kids these days

You know, dude, I'm starting to get very damn concerned with what you're about to say. You are making me very uneasy why you're so confident in what your favorite goon material is. I just hope it's something where I don't have to take my hard drive and burn it to the ground. I already downloaded this video, so if it's something bad, I'm fucking cooks. Okay, smart, guys, so what's your best?

Yeah, nobody beats Alex. Yeah, well, Steve, the one problem is that everything beats Alex. Listen, audience, I've had some ex-girlfriends in my day, ladies and gentlemen. And I'm going to say, not even them were as much above what. in plank as Alex. I don't think anybody at the council is willing to tap that. That shit's gonna sound like dapping up a limp-wristed sissy. Look, I didn't want to do this, but...

Those whims. That game. Why do I feel like this dude was trying to recreate that scene from American Psycho? My fucking Patrick Bateman staring at the dude's business card like he wanted to molested. Personally, ladies and gentlemen, I am not getting that down bad over somebody's cartoon Guyat. That is gonna be a big hell no from me. Corey, I mean this with every ounce of respect in my nutsack. Do not ever do that ever again in your life.

I unironically felt my pronouns changing when you were doing that fruity shit. I already have glasses. I'm not trying to go fucking blind and get a LASIC eye surgery over your stupid ass. Don't ever do that again. Damn, Corey, I really do feel like you fell off now. Audients, I remember this guy used to make. videos in this exact same format. In the videos that Hewitt did excited over would have like a million likes.

Now this dude is freaking out over 60,000 likes. Holy shit, Corey, you aren't getting desperate, you fucking poran. Does this motherfucker have an off-roading Lamborghini Hurricon? Good luck driving that thing beyond 30,000 miles. That shit's going to explode like your YouTube career in the past year. Dude, stop showing your stupid Lotus. Listen, I get it, the car looks cool, you want to eat strawberries out of the front grill. But Lotus is not that good, bro.

It really isn't. Listen, for all the non-car people in the audience, I'm going to quickly explain this to you. Lotus stands for one thing. Lots of trouble, usually serious. AKA, ladies and gentlemen, Lotus looks cool, but don't fucking buy one. And also quit making that stupid face. Dude, another Lamborghini Hurricon. Okay, yeah, you definitely have friends visiting your house right now.

Unless all these Lamborghinis are coming from your girlfriend posting her uncensored pussy on only fans. Because I know your broke ass and able to afford this. And even if I could afford it, I am not buying a Lamborghini Hurricon. I'd rather drive something that would actually last me 10 plus years. All right, buck, you were in the end game. Let's go. Dude, what the fuck am I looking at? How is this allowed on YouTube?

I feel like I'm looking at something that I really shouldn't be looking at right now. I feel so guilty and convicted right now. I feel like I should turn myself in. Wait a minute, why are you in the same building as this guy? You got something to tell us, buddy? Armed and dangerous. What that? Yeah, Corey, I'm just as confused as you.

I have so many questions about your sexuality. Oh, hell no, what's about to happen now? Misty's bathwater? Are you guys serious? Wait a minute, how old is Misty in Pokemon? Oh no, Corey, you should have done your research, buddy. This piece of information makes everything so much worse. There she is, ladies and gentlemen.

Corey Tunge's last source of income. I feel like that the day that they break up, Corey is actually going to go homeless. Goodbye Lamborghini Huracan, goodbye off-roading Lamborghini Huracan, and goodbye Lotus Ivorah. The day y'all break up and you lose access to managing her $3.70, $0.25 a month uncensored pussy is the day that you are signing up for a homeless shelter. I've never been 15 before.

Yes, Corey, because washing yourself in a 10-year-old's bathwater is like the greatest thing ever. This video is absolutely absurd. You know what, Pikachu, I think I would run away too. I think if I was a Pokemon trainer on my journey and I witnessed this shit, I think I might have to hire the firing squad of Officer Jennings to take care of his ass. Dad What, Jimmy? Can I go play your video game?

Sure, just no granddad photo this time. Yay! POV, you're a father that allowed your son to go onto your Roblox account and looks at your little kittens you've been DMing. Man, this video's got me fucked up. You know, buddy, for you hitting your son like that over something so urgent as you getting DM'd from Mama Cita 69. I am unironically sitting here really wondering what that message said. But unfortunately, I don't think we're ever going to know. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like another episode of Corey Tunge.

With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. My 11 year old nephew's new drawing and oh my lord, what an absolute loser. Dude, the fact that this kid is actually 11 years old and already drawing stuff like this, bro, he's like early to the party. He is already early to becoming the most emo loser in eighth grade. I really want to know what exactly went so wrong in this little kid's life to go ahead and make him draw that, bro. Why does the smiley face look like the Chinese takeout? bro he probably had bad chinese food i mean i definitely know how it feels to have bad chinese food they

out here burning my orange chicken they out here scorching my shrimp fried rice okay i would be depressed too and draw this stuff if i got this kind of chinese food anyways audience welcome back to the channel today we're going to be checking on r slash i'm 14 and this is deep i think if you're at the age of 13 years old and older i think you would understand what exactly this subreddit is all about but to anybody that is 13 and under essentially it's a bunch of little kids with mommy and daddy issues that post this stuff like this to think that there's some sort of thought-provoking wisdom lord at the end of the day they make themselves look like an absolute fool so therefore we are here today to make fun of them this right here is deep sorry elmo life is like a dream it doesn't

last forever ladies and gentlemen can somebody get william shakespeare up in this bad boy we got our boy elmo just crafting these lines putting out these absolute bars wow dude life is like a dream because it doesn't last forever you must think you're some sort of profit that after you said that. You know what's the funny part about this tweet, ladies and gentlemen, is that this person decides to log on, get this, at 3.32 in the morning. Dude, the timing, it's just way too convenient. Bro, my man was in his feels at 332 in the morning, and he just thought that, you know what, let's go ahead and have an existential crisis and talk about why life is nothing more than a dream, because you know what, at the end of the day, we're all gonna die. Oh yeah, he also

put a tweet under this and he says, do not put this on, I'm 14 and this is deep. Then, dude, if you were so self-aware about you getting down in the fields at three in the morning. Why did you think it would be a good idea to go ahead and post this thing at three in the morning? You knew this was going to happen. I really don't understand, bro. Like whenever your spidey senses go off and thinking, you know, by maybe tweeting this whole thing right here, it may not be a good idea. If you have a feeling that you're not supposed to post something, you should listen to your gut. Because guess what, Elmo decided to make the brilliant idea of posting this. And look at this now, bro. He is now on my brand spaken new Reddit series. Wow, go figure. Wait.

What? We're all suicidal kids telling other kids' sight isn't an option. Preach, baby, preach Relatable 3 a.m. Okay, I don't know about you guys, but I find this one particular thing extremely scummy. Imagine having an entire Twitter account dedicated to only the depression of other teenagers. This might be a hot take, but bro, does that not sound scummy to anybody? Relatable posts and relatable Twitter accounts and relatable Instagram posts, especially the ones that are talking about emo stuff?

It's only to profit off of sidel kids and other kids with depression. Honestly, I don't mess with that. I absolutely hate emo accounts. I absolutely hate relatable accounts. All they do is profit off of depression and I hate it. Whoever owns this account, all right, I hope you deactivate. I don't think seeds would grow well in salty water. Made the tears you cried in 2021 water the seeds you're planting in 2022.

Yeah, audience, I definitely agree with the previous post, bro. I don't think seeds would grow well in salty water. Me reading this right now, it really is one of those dick-d-de-d-d kind of post, you know what I'm saying? It's like, oh my gosh, I don't think seeds are going to grow well in salty water. Yeah, and my wiener isn't 12 inches. Hey, kids about me on Discord. Okay, buddy, all right? That just sounds weird within itself.

You know, I haven't even looked at the meme yet, right? But, bro, this just sounds weird. This caption, I'm actually kind of scared to click what's next. All I'm saying, bro, is that I do not want to see no 13-year-old, you know what, on my screen, bro. All right, I'm not about that. We ain't no minelad. We ain't no EDP 445. You know what I'm saying?

Let me just drip some holy water because, God forbid, I really hope what's next to my screen is not what I think it is. Oh, thank goodness that's normal. Rain hides my real feelings and hides my crying. The cold is the time of sadness. And for me to be alone at night, outside in the cold. Man, I don't know about you, audience. But, bro, if I were outside in the cold crying, bro,

you can bet your button, I'm gonna be catching ammonia. You can go ahead and go outside and cry your heart out, To your heart's content, bro, but all I'm saying, bro, is that whenever you're six feet under from having ammonia, don't come crying to me in the afterlife whenever I'm making fun of you because you got ammonia in the cold. But who even knows anymore, bro? Emonia might actually be this guy's destination. Maybe this guy actually wants to die. You know, what an absolutely pathetic way to go out, bro.

You go out crying in the cold. You got a 105 temperature. Your heart rate is going really fast, and then out of nowhere, you're dead. You know it's deep because they say it's deep. Hank Man is great. It teaches you that by saying the wrong things, you could end someone's life. Okay, buddy, I think you're taking the fun of Hangman a little bit way too far. How do you go from guessing a word to go ahead and trying to preach about bullying and ending somebody's life because you call them gay?

Like, I am looking at this image. Like, there is nothing significant of what's going on here. Hangman is literally just a game where you guess a word. If you're wanting to make a few parables, alright, I get it, all right? You want to make a short story with some truth. All right, I get it. But, bro, we're going to talk about Hangman and other people killing this. themselves are you serious can you not find any more thought-provoking comparison than what

literally a children's game hangman i just saw this on facebook again oh no we got the facebook in the video now your plant oh yeah you know looks looks pretty simple you know this is what we have envisioned but actually ladies and gentlemen this is the reality of things you have to go over so many treacherous paths to go ahead and achieve your success yeah bro this is entirely incorrect ladies and gentlemen all right this is my plane right here we hitting 100k in 2020. Subscribe right now. This is complete BS, ladies and gentlemen, all right? You need to listen to some thinking higher by Steve Harvey. I swear, bro, once you get some Steve Harvey getting in your system, bro, you're going to be feeling real good. On Philip Phillips, gone, gone,

so, so sad. Oh no, I can imagine the comments on that. I can't believe it's been eight years. When I was young, I enjoyed life. Now I'm ordered I can understand the pay the truth beating of this song. I'm depressed. I'm sad and I'm tired. But yet, I'm I smile to hide it all. Wow, ladies and gentlemen, it's almost like, it's almost like you're 14! Excuse me, sir, sir, Mr. Mr. Mr.'s 14 year old. Oh, ha, ha, how'd you do it? Bro, why do they have to do my man like this?

People think it must be fun to be a super smart genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. And then this loser had the audacity to put L from Death Note as the reference image. Bro, all I'm saying is that you do not have the right to reference Death Note like that. As a prime Death Note fan, okay? Alright, I disavow this immediately, all right? You do not have the right to post this anime character. And you might be wondering why are you not worthy?

It's because you're 14. Excuse me? This was a comment on a slow reverb song. For better experience, you don't need headphones. You need a broken heart. Audience, talk about Down Bad. This person was probably commenting on slow dancing in the dark reverb edition. Sure, the song is about heartbreak and sure, it's really depressing.

But bro, did you really need to comment this? Did this really need to be liked by 900? and 46 people. She looked like a fool. Go ahead and delete it before it's too late. Just wait until you hit 14 and uh, that emoji is really giving off some pretty dark oras. I'm not gonna lie. Hey, I'm a 13 year. Oh, okay, hold on it. This is a 13 year old girl. Hi, so I'm a 13 year old girl yet I'm still broken with people believe me when I'm saying I'm fine, lo. DM me if you want to be friends or more. Just don't cheat. Yeah, so I got a pretty good two cents to put in the bucket about this one. Personally, if I ever received a message

like that I would just be a block and report immediately bro, all right? I ain't your type. I ain't your age, all right, and I'm definitely not your maturity level. I don't even get it, bro. Like, why do people e-date, man? Can someone tell me why people e-date? Oh, wait, what? They liked phone sex? Dude, well, what's phone sex? All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the most popular but worst Roblox TikToks of all time. Now, both of us have probably seen these TikToks sometime in our life, but honestly, I have a shit memory and so do you. So what does it matter?

Look at the fun, it gets me stoop against me strong, I'll do anything that you want, anything that you want, oh. Ladies, ladies, you do anything for me? You know that Logan Paul Forrest? Get the fuck off my property, you stink-y-ass bitch you. Now, audience, I'm sure there's a lot of bacon's that are watching my videos. Just know that you are probably the most valid people that are possibly in Roblox.

The fact that you don't have to spend any fucking money to appreciate how sexy you look in Roblox. And admittedly enough, you have more skill than these people that spend thousands of fucking dollars a day. I just can't help but respect you. So yes, bacon lives do in fact matter. To da! No wonder men are so weak nowadays. To the ladies that are watching my videos, I understand why you're bisexual now. When your average man, actually, they're not even a fucking man.

When your average boy is like this every day, I do not blame you for switching sides. These soy boys ain't shit. When mommy doesn't want to have e-sex, shut the fuck up. Despite the absolute degeneracy in this video, notice the guy that gave this woman Robux to begin with? That's right, motherfuckers. That was a bacon right there.

All of these losers think that the slender. are the rich ones. You are poorly mistaken, baby. It's all the bacon. I don't have Robux in my account, but I'll have you guys know I'm fucking loaded. Buddy, you are so far from stealing any girl that I get. If you and I were to do a handshake, I would break your fucking arm. You limp-risted pussy. Well, at some point, I figured we'd find some illegal content. Catfishing as a girl on Discord, you know how fucking cryptic that is? And because of the Roblox gameplay in the background, you cannot be above the age of 12. Now, I'm not going to accuse anybody of anything. All I know is that there is definitely some funny business going on.

And it most definitely is not legal. This is what you call a little kid that just discovered puberty. I can shoot whites. Shut the fuck up. At least Spider-Man can approach women. If a female even looks at, looks at you, you're gonna fucking combust. The things people do for a nut.

I really have to emphasize this point because it is that fucking bad. We are at a point in society where we see pixels on a screen, and we see as such things to get off and twerk for. Why did the internet have to be a thing? Fuck me, man. Interracial, gay, and roblocks. I'm sorry to say, but I don't approve of this relationship. Whoa, whoa, Rift!

Are you fucking homophobic? What the fuck? No little Timmy, you're taking me out of context again. Fuck you. They're e-dating on Roblox. Period. That's the end of it. Fuck this relationship.

I'll have you know, baby girl, that my Roblox character is, in fact, a virgin. Because, audience, I'd rather not clash kissers and mash pissers with a kid. Is it a hot take? I sure as hell hope it isn't. I hate to break it to you, baby girl. But they're only going to be your world until the internet goes out. The phrase, rain on your parade is going to be so late.

The second there's a thunderstorm and takes out your internet, your day is gonna be fucking ruined. And honestly, I would pay to see that. What the fuck? You know it's some serious shit when I'm freaked out. Motherfuck, I busted a crispy cream on his Oreos to enjoy it. You are quite literally eating your potential children. Is this sick as fuck? Is it Jeffrey Dahmer?

Is it incest? What is it? The fact that this guy can say he's got hose and roblox. I'm not quite sure if that is. as a flex or pathetic as shit. However, audience, if we're going to rely on our basic instinct, this Roblox character fuck skits, I know, I said it. I know, audience, I'm so brave for saying that.

Now, normally I would call this degenerate behavior. But I think the more and more this person talks to other women in Roblox, the girl might actually realize that these boys on Roblox aren't actually men. I promise you, Shottie. Go outside, go to the coffee shop, and look at the local kid that's doing his fucking college homework. I promise you they're light ears better than this guy in Roblox. Middle schoolers think that they're hot shit with their one-liners. Motherfucker, I scream when I'm inside women, you scream over a pop quiz, bitch. We ain't the same.

Buhla pumba, bpuba, bavra ziena. You sick shit. I guess he likes his women medium rare. Out of all the videos I've checked out today, I feel like this is the only one that's satire. And I sure as hell hope the previous videos we've checked out today are fake. But if all these videos have genuine intentions behind them, holy fuck, we're doomed as a generation. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you how to fuck! Like an alpha male, part one.

Audience, if you want to get in some pants, this is the method to follow. You approach a girl and say, baby, you're bone-stri-stri- is giving my bone structure. The second those words leave your lips, they're gonna lay out their body like a construction blueprint. What's that? You don't trust to me? Oh, no pussy for you. Like I said before, baby, I'm loaded.

You should be the last person to call me poor fucking tank top ass. Where'd you get that, Goodwill? It's pretty fucking sad when my boxers cost your entire outfit. Love robbery and fraud. I'm a shoplifting god. Bitch, I'm never gonna teach you every scam that I got. Where are your parents? Who even gave this girl a phone to begin with? The only takeaway I'm getting from this video is your parents have a horrible fucking judgment of your maturity.

You are going nowhere in life, and honestly, I think that's the way it should be. I mean, the only problem I see here is that you're all degenerates. Go outside, touch some grass, you know, the same bullshit. Just stop being a fucking loser. Yeah, I would give you the world, baby girl. What's that the same world you don't even go outside to fucking see? Wow, bro, your words mean so much. Anyways, audience, I'm gonna go outside and see the world, baby girl.

Please click the video on screen, I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. All right, people, what's up? Today I discovered the most range bait only fans creator. Now, audience, the subject of today's video goes by the name Jelly Bean. Nope, not this Jelly Bean. And I sure as fuck hope she doesn't make an only fan. That would be fucking disgusting.

However, what is equally as disgusting is this Jelly Bean's rage-made content on her only fans promotion. Now, obviously, we got people covering the Bob House, how they're trying to invite literal children inside of their clan. They're just waiting for the fruit to ripen at this point for Piper Rockell. And then she's probably going to publicly announce that she's got an only fan on her 18th birthday. I'm calling it now. I already made a video about how they were going to invite her in the first place.

I'm going to be right the second time. Trust me. But anyways, this OnlyFans creator creates rage bait content featuring her supercars. Things like Rolls Royce, Lamborghini, McLaren, and Ferrari. Up until she made a video destroying one of her Ferraris, which it actually stays in Ferrari's terms of use, that if you were to purposefully vandalize or change or modify a Ferrari, they can send your fucking ass a cease and desist. And she kind of did directly what the fucking contract said.

But yeah, she basically destroys just about anything expensive to piss off everybody. All of which is very successfully working because she is one of the top 1% only fans creators. And whether or not people get pissed off by her videos at the end of the day, they still want to goon. Let's begin. So if you had $20,000, what would you spend it on? I can probably maybe buy her amalgini. Yeah, you probably maybe fucking couldn't do that. Do you know how much Lamborghinis cost?

Do you know what I had to do on camera to get this fucking Lamborghini? Yeah, girl, you probably had to stretch your fucking p-monds in order to get that Lamborghini. Holy shit, what I just said is definitely not going on YouTube. Listen, YouTube viewers, all you have to know was that this person had to do some very sick shit in order to get that car. But on a more serious note, really, kid, $20,000 and you buy a Lamborghini? Listen, kid, I'm a car enthusiast. I know what $20,000 can get you on the car market. You see this hunk of shit?

Yeah, yeah, that's what you can fucking buy. Use, motherfucker. You know, typically at this point in the video, I would be like, oh my God, I can't believe she's doing that to a McLaren. But you see, audience, I know exactly how she's going to be in the future videos to come. If you think her making s'mores on the back of a fucking McLaren is going to be bad. You just fucking wait until you see what else she does to her cars. Now listen, it is kind of a flex being able to make s'mores on your McLaren.

But personally, with any amount of money, I am not going to try and ruin my cars. Yeah, sure, I can have all the money in the world to repair it, but dude, why would I want to waste my time? It just seems fucking stupid. To row russ and they come with unroll. Okay, I'm just going to ignore the fact that she looks like a five on a good day. What the fuck did you do in the background? Is that a fucking crowbar inside of the windshield of your Lamborghini? Bro, at this point, you just got to call Whistling Diesel.

Holy shit. Random Objects versus SVJ. Well, speak of the fucking devil. You know, I actually like Whistling Diesel. Why the fuck did you collab with this girl? What do you gain Whistling Diesel at this point for collabing with the only fans girl? Hens. Hens.

Humber. Bigger wrench. Crowbar. Human. You know what, ladies and gentlemen, the only positive thing I can actually find out of this video is that the fact that it's not a fucking Ferrari. Out of all the car brands in the world, the one singular brand that has a hair up its ass is Ferrari. If you do one thing that is not in the vision in the eyesight of Ferrari, you're f- Well, to be honest, I don't know how true that really is because Whistling Diesel has made a Ferrari durability test and he's doing just fine.

But Jelly Bean, on the other hand, I actually don't know. Because the last time she made a video destroying her Ferrari, she hasn't made another video with Ferrari ever since. I'm curious to see what those last videos were like. Copyrighted music. Yeah, copyrighted music. Uh. Yeah, copyrighted music. Uh, uh, bitch.

You really just have to appreciate the last frame in this video. She looks genuinely concerned for what she did to her car. This is the equivalent of a man having Postnut clarity after watching some really terrible borg. Yeah, girl, believe it or not, you may or may not have left a scratch. Hey, Ferrari! Well, uh, I guess it didn't take too long because they replied to you very fucking quickly from what it seems.

I haven't seen her make another Ferrari video ever since that video. Coincidence, ladies and gentlemen, I think not. She definitely got fucked by Ferrari. And guess what? Because of that reason I will not ever buy a fucking Ferrari. Personally, audience, I'm a guy that loves to touch their cars. Pause. I like to modify my cars, I like to tune my cars.

Motherfucker, you can call me Los Santos Customs. But one thing I will promise you is that I will not customize a fucking Ferrari. Firstly, because they're dog shit, they don't last over 100,000 fucking miles. And too, you can't even modify it. And for that reason, ladies and gentlemen, I recommend all of you to buy a Porsche. You look lonely. Ha ha ha, get it guys, dicks? because, you know, they like dicks.

Holy shit, you're so fucking funny. YouTube, please don't strike me down. Okay, who the fuck are you? Okay, who the fuck are you? Listen, audience, I'm not gonna say what not makes him intimidating. I think you guys can figure that out for yourselves. But honestly, I feel like if I witness this shit in person, I would get a six pack of abs by laughing so bad.

Everybody says that I don't care about my cars. Well, you're right. McLaren 600 LT at Power Slab for free. Listen girl, no offense, but I don't think anybody wants to get that free McLaren. First off, the insurance is gonna fuck anybody that wins that thing. Secondly, because it's your car, chances are the reliability of it goes down by like 10 times. Because, well, you like to slam fucking crow bars all over it. And thirdly, it has your fucking emblem all over the car.

I'm not driving that dog shit, lady. This just looks like the biggest paperweight of all time. You know what? This is probably the only time in the video where I'm going to agree with this girl. Hellcats, ladies and gentlemen, are fucking ass. The car brand with the most reliability and electrical problems, yet for some reason it's the most worshipped fucking car of all time. For once, Jelly Bean has a good opinion.

Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you want a part two on the most rage bait only fans model. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. Oh yeah, boys, another devious lick. I can't wait to see what it is. Um, is that somebody's wallet? Ladies and gentlemen of the internet, I think we have, uh, I think we have something to celebrate. The devious lick TikTok challenge has officially banned, ban, bro. Let's go, let's go.

Now, for anybody that is watching this video and doesn't go to school or anything like that, let me go ahead and fill you in on what exactly the devious lick TikTok challenge is. So essentially, a bunch of these Gen Z degenerates go inside of their story. school and they steal a bunch of their property. And because of me saying that alone, you're probably asking me the very deep and thought-provoking question, what exactly prompt these kids to go ahead and steal from their school? What exactly did these schools do to these kids? And to go ahead and answer your question, uh, they didn't do anything. They did absolutely nothing wrong to these kids. Maybe aside from giving them a very poor education that's not going to benefit them in life,

but other than that, they really haven't done anything. But yeah, long story short, this TikTok devious lick trend, it's just theft, okay? It's just stealing from your school, stealing other people's property. this point on TikTok, you are essentially getting promoted for literally being a criminal. I mean, at first we got Tony Lopez. I mean, we all know what he did. We got other degenerates lighting themselves on fire for TikTok, and then here we go today with a devious lick challenge by stealing other people's property. Now, for the good old time's sake of the TikTok devious lick trend being around and stuff like that, and obviously it has been banned now, thankfully. We're going to go ahead and check out this devious lick TikTok challenge one last time to get

the nice whiff of fresh air before we officially dismiss it, because I'll be honest, I'm pretty that I can go to school now and actually use the paper towels to dry off my hands instead of having to shake my hands about. It does feel pretty nice that I can go to school without, you know, being robbed at school. Anyways, we're going to be checking out a compilation of these devious lick TikTok trends. So if you enjoy this video by any means, please subscribe to the channel. I appreciate it. But yeah, with that being said, let's get into the video. Nice, bro, you stole a hand sanitizer dispenser.

Wow, you're totally going to make this school much more sanitary now. You know, obviously COVID-19's going around and stuff like that. You know, you want to prevent the spread of the virus. But hey, let's not care about anybody else in the school that may need the hand sanitizer, you know, get the germs off them. They need the refresh their hands. You want to be so clean of that crap in 19 that you need the hand sanitizer all to yourself, dude. I don't know, you taking the hand sanitizer dispenser of all things. I think that's kind of selfish.

I mean, to begin with, you're stealing property from your own school. You know, that that's pretty cringe as well. I don't know. You know what? I'm going to go ahead and let this guy slide, okay? We don't know his situation. We don't know if he's actually poor or anything like that. he may need this hand sanitizer very desperately.

And he was probably just so excited that he can finally wash his hands. He decided to post it on TikTok. Maybe that's the reason why. Wow, dude, you're so gangster. You stole another soap dispenser. You stole another hand sanitizer dispenser? Yeah, dude, we back in this MF. We hit an absolute diabolical lick.

Literally steals a soap dispenser. I mean, I'm not here to try to encourage anybody to go ahead and steal from their school. Okay, I don't endorse that whatsoever. But if you're going to go ahead and hype yourself up, right? You know, you said you hit this absolutely diabolical lick. You did this absolutely crazy thing. If you're going to pull something out of your backpack after saying that, it better be at least a water fountain or something.

But no, it's another one of these absolutely degenerate kids that have absolutely no life outside of school. And they decide to steal a soap dispenser thinking that they're going to be a cool kid on the block now. I'm just going to tell you right now, dude, you're not cool whatsoever. I mean, you may want to return that to your school before you get prosecuted. You know, I really don't understand this whole train. You realize the second that your teacher are, or any of your classmates see this on your TikTok page?

Everybody's gonna know that you're a robber, you're a thief, you, you committed theft. Your school doesn't even need to do research on who stole their property. It's so stupid. Why is this a trend on TikTok? Why are people partaking in it? I really have no idea. At this point, I'm just gonna say it now, society is absolutely doomed, okay? We're doomed from here.

Oh yeah, boys, another devious look. I can't wait to see what it is. Um, is that somebody's wallet? Bro, come on. I know some of these guys that are watching this. this video have partaken into this devious lick challenge. You know, I get stealing your school's property, okay? You know, it's really hard pill for me to swallow that our society is like this,

but I get it. It's a trend. But now you're going to be stealing your teacher and your printables wallets, dude. Like, how low do you possibly have to go? I honestly feel so bad for these teachers, dude. Like, imagine you're just trying to go to work. You're just trying to feed your family. You're trying to put food on the table.

At that point, bro, I would probably just leave my job because if I'm going to be completely honest, okay, teachers do not get paid enough to begin with. Teachers have to put up with a lot of stuff, okay? And if I was one of those teachers and I realized that my wallet was stolen by some goofball, if I were the teacher, I would obviously try to get my wallet back, you know, obviously I need my money. And then I would probably leave the school and go get another job elsewhere because guess what? I'm not trying to get robbed of my own personal belongings. These students really need to understand that like, you know, your actions are eventually going to, uh, it's going to come back to you. And

these kids are all going to get swung at really hard. Let's go, bro. You stole a speed sign. Let's Why, dude, why would you steal a speed limit sign of all things? Why would you want to put other people's lives in danger for a TikTok trend? You know, once again, I understand. You know, you're wanting to steal property for a TikTok trend. You want to get some clout on TikTok.com, I think it's called. But obviously, being me, a morally imbalanced person, why would you have to steal other people's property?

Why would you have to put other people's life in danger? Why would you have to put people's health at danger? To go ahead and try to get some TikTok clout on TikTok.com, I will never understand. But let's go ahead and think about this, right? Let's go ahead and put ourselves in the shoes of this person that just stole this, this speed limit sign. Now, whenever this person is going to be going back to school, she's going to have to definitely keep a look over her shoulder in case a car is not going to hit her going 50 miles per hour. There's a reason, ladies and gentlemen, why these school speed limit signs are here is that, I mean, do you want to die, ladies and gentlemen?

Do you want to get hit by a car and die? And I'll tell you right now, ladies and gentlemen, the last time I checked, I do not want to get hit by a car, okay? I do not want to get hit by a car. I don't want to die that way. So audience, if you guys care about me, if you want to continue seeing my content or anything of the sort, then do not participate in the Devious Lake Challenge because if you want to see content for me

and mean obviously not passing away, then do not steal your school speed limit signs because I don't want to get hit by a car. Thank you. Bro, what are with these kids? What are with these kids trying to steal stuff that has to do with driving stuff? Yeah, dude, a lot of kids are in driver's ed class right now.

You know, they want to learn how to drive. But no, no, no, no. Let's go in and put all of that on hold because this person wants to get a good TikTok. You know, I'm sorry for all the stuttering, okay? I have a bit of a stuttering problem. I'm like, you know, every single time I talk into my microphone. But I don't know, this trend truly does baffle me at times,

and I'll be completely honest, I really have to sit back, and I'm just in awe of what I'm seeing. It truly does make me wonder how much farther our society is just going to keep on spiraling downward, because by the current landscape of our society right now, I can already tell you right now, we're not going to be able to do anything in the future. Everything's going to be a TikTok trend.

Eventually, every single thing that is illegal is going to be like a TikTok trend. Eventually, it's going to be a TikTok trend to go ahead and try dating somebody with a 30-year age gap that's like seven years old and your 35. It really does suck. It really does suck to see society spiral down in the way that it has. Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, that's going to be it for today's video. Hope you guys enjoyed. And yeah, I'm going to go back to where the dark ones came. Later.

All right, audience, what's up? I hope you guys are having a great day. We all know what's about to go down today. A lot of you guys have been very supportive on my Baba videos. Oh, well, yeah. Here we are doing a part three of the Baba Cringe saga. You know, obviously, before I get into the video, any jokes that I make about Baba, I don't actually mean these jokes at all.

I know some of you boys got a vagina in between your legs, so just letting you guys know. I mean, who knows? Maybe at the end of the video, you might grow a dick. And by the way, speaking of dick, caught beating it in school. Part one. Remember back when I was in middle school? Bro, middle school? I can only hope that this story is not about Baba.

Because, bro, if you about to tell me about a story about you beating your... you'll meet in middle school, all right? I don't want to hear that, all right? Because we know what you look like roughly six years ago. I'm not trying to think about you beating your meat in middle school. That's kind of disgusting, kind of perverted. And plus, bro, the whole idea of beating your meat in school, all right? That's just disgusting.

Like, you can't wait a few hours until you can shimmy your shaft at home on the toilet seat. Like, bro, like, that's just a sign if you're a weak male. There was always a super weird kid in my computer class. That was always weird. Just the fact that you were inside of a computer class already makes you weird. Now, unfortunately, audience, I have to also admit I was also inside a computer class. However, I never chose to be inside of the computer class. Because, uh, actually, can I say this?

I mean, I'm graduated now. Because, all right, look, this school I was at, it was so booty, all right? They couldn't get back with me about anything. I'm trying to fill in my school schedule, you know what I'm saying? They don't get back with me. Because I'm like, you know what? I'm going to go into art class, but you know what they didn't give me? Damn art class.

this whole painting technique is washing the brush. So I got stuck in computer class with people like this that beat their meat inside a class. Don't get me wrong, he was super smart because he finished his work early. This guy only finished early to beat his dick. But on this day specifically, he was really, really weird. Alright, yo, how could you be weirder than beating your dick inside a class? I mean, what else did he do? Did he poo or something? I mean, sheesh, dog, if you pooing your pants inside a class will also simultaneously beating your meat, I mean...

You're just a recipe for disaster. I remember we were doing a pop quiz in my computer class. I think you was popping something else, you know what I'm saying. Last one time. It was something for game programming back in middle school. You guys did game programming? Bro, where is this school? At my school, we just did nothing but learn how to use Google Docs.

I mean, dude, we did nothing. Our computer science class just taught me how to do MLA format and how to send an email. Like, what? I want to learn how to do 3D programming in school, but oh, wait a second, I graduated from my a school that don't do anything. I'm not really sure. But I remember this kid was sitting in the corner of the classroom and he started making weird noises. Okay, I've seen this so many times already.

Yeah, so I don't know if any of you guys are in middle school or anything like that. Comment one down below if you're in middle school right now. But if you're in middle school, I can guarantee you a few kids in your class are going to find this funny where they'll just randomly moaned like, like, yeah, yeah. Like, they're going to think it's funny. I'm just letting y'all know now. Don't moan in class do not moan anywhere in school It's never it's never it never was funny It never will be funny

If you're one of those people that moan in class and people are laughing at you Don't worry you're gonna look at yourself in two years and thinking wow I was stupid I was a I was a dumb ass So yeah this is your warning now don't moan in class Don't don't be a dumb ass Now I remember during my computer class I would look at my crush and I just look instantly over at the corner of the room kind of asking Why would he make such weird noises? He was looking at your crush bro, he was looking at those, uh, those arrowhead nipples and he was like, dang, I want to, I want a chunk of that.

You got to fit yourself into the minds of these nerds inside a class, bro, all right? They see a female. They'll go down on anybody, all right? I know some guys are going to be like, oh, I'll smash her path. They're going to smash any female that gives them the opportunity. Let's not BS ourselves. Every middle school boy is like this, all right? They just, they just trying to get it wet.

Oh, Reth. I'm not like that. Well, bro, I'm sure once I see your search history, we'll be having a different discussion. buddy. And over time, the noises got louder and louder to the point where I literally heard him go, Oh. Oh. So, sorry, Baba. You just, you just really made me act up from that noise you just made. Except in a more higher pitch since we were back in middle school, none of us really hit puberty at the time. I don't know about y'all, but when I was in middle school, bro, I was, I was so going through it. Every five seconds in seventh grade and eighth grade, I was just like, you know, it was bad.

But hey, bro, all y'all hear me now on this microphone, all right? I used to be made fun of for my voice. Uh, look at me now, baby. Honestly, it was super weird, but let's just say what ended up happening next, gross to me out. So it's not the idea of what has already happened isn't freaking new out. It's what's happening next is freaking you out. Look, bro, I'm sitting in class trying to do my work on my Ticonda Roga number two pencil. And if I hear, I'm going to be a little weirded out. Fall for part two.

Follow for part two. Is this supposed to be the tourist trap to get people to subscribe? Yeah, bro, subscribe to my channel so I can do a part two, even though I'm going to do it anyways. Yeah, bro, because we totally want to know how this guy shot his load onto the gymnasium floor. Yeah, yeah, dude. I remember when this kid was making weird noises and I heard that final moan going, Oh. You're making me hard, Baba.

Don't, you need to stop that now. Don't make me the victim of your next story. In the computer class, I freaked out. I instantly knew what he was doing because I remember he kept looking at his lap and his hand was going up and down like nonstop pop. Audience, let's all be real for a second. If there's gonna be any real story that Baba has ever told on his YouTube channel, I feel like it's this one low key. Because this time he's not talking about himself,

he's not talking about how much cooter he gets. Because, I mean, dude, look at this guy. He talks about all the stories being in high school. But bro, this is Baba in high school. You expect this guy to have sex on the weekly? Like, no, bro. Like, nobody expects that. But this time, I feel like with the nerd blowing his load on the computer class,

I, uh, I'm actually buying it. Now, I don't know if this is real or anything like that. I would assume that stuff like this happens actually quite often in schools. But I'm just giving my opinion. Like, nine times out of ten, I think this story's real. Middle school boys like to blow their load. I mean, what can I say? At this moment, I knew to stay away from him because clearly he had his own business going on.

But then I remember, our teacher, after the test, decided to make us mark our own work. So basically, we all had to choose a partner to mark their work with, since I guess teachers are lazy like that. On God, man, teachers are so lazy. All right, look, if there's a teacher out there, I'm going to be. I'm gonna give y'all some pointers. When you make your students grade each other's papers, all right? They're gonna give each other 100s, okay? It's so obvious, but they don't pick up on it.

I did it for my friends in high school. My friends did it for me in high school and middle school and elementary school. It's such a common occurrence. Like, bro, get up, stop being lazy and grade your own papers. And I remember specifically, this kid walked up to me, put his hand on my shoulder with the hand that he used to beat his own meat. I mean, I'd be pissed too if my shirt got stained like that. trying to wear my drip to school just to have somebody rub their spermicide on it, bro. That, that pissed me off. And let's just say what ended up happening next was just not it for me,

or my crush. I mean, same. I mean, I don't know what's so surprising here, but okay. I remember when he came up to me and put his hand on my shoulder, I was freaking out. I was like, oh, and I remember moving back, kind of grossed out, wanted to, you know, basically stay away from him. Throughout this video, I'm trying to imagine myself if, like, if I was in Baba's situation, you know what I'm saying? Like, what would I do? What would I do after A, somebody marked their spermicide on my shoulder? And then second off, they're trying to ask me to grade their work after I watched them masturbate in class. I mean, my animal instinct would tell me to punch this guy in the mouth, but this guy's already a sicko.

I don't want to touch this guy. I would just pretend I wouldn't hear him, bro. All right. Helen Keller, Loki knew the move back in the 1900s. But then he told me, hey, you want to, like, mark my work? And when he said that, I was like, you know what? Why not? There's no other partner and honestly I'm screwed if I don't.

So I went over to his desk and I saw there was literally some white devil's cream on his chair and on the ground. Pause. What? What the fuck? Who in the diggedy damn? What? On the ground? Like dude, do you not realize how disgusting that is?

I mean, next to eating your own sperm, this is like the second most disgusting thing I can think of. Remember sitting on that desk, spreading my legs to make sure I didn't hit the devil's cream. I remember marking that test so fast to a point where it was like a Minecraft speed run. But then I remember my crush ended up walking up towards me. And she saw something was up. So when she walked up to me, she saw that there was the devil's cream. And I remember her looking at me saying, are you good? Did you literally just do that right here?

And at that moment, I knew it was over for me. More of the story, dog. Don't jerk off in school, all right? Just wait until your home at least. Obviously, I don't recommend for y'all to do it at all. But you know what I'm saying? You know, don't do that kind of stuff. It's weird.

Get this video to a thousand likes and I'll make a part four of Baba. Anyways, yeah, I hope you all have a good day. Later. Well, no, thank. I'm a hot. All right, people, what's up? Disney adults on TikTok seriously need to stop. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is plus size park hoppers.

I have made, admittedly enough, more videos that I really should have about these people, where their journeys to Disneyland is more than just the average child's journey to Disneyland. They make it their entire fucking life. Spending over $7,000 for a fucking hotel room, consuming over 7,000 calories in fucking fried food, while also you and your supersized friends can't even fit inside of any of the roller coasters provided. How the fuck do these people have fun at Disney? Well, today, ladies and gentlemen,

they have made a brand new vlog showcasing their journey to Disneyland. So it's almost like we're getting the inside scoop of what it's like to be a Disney. Adolm anyways let's begin Oh brother these are the people that we're dealing with today Donald Duck just talked back Lady shut the fuck up you guys have been to Disneyland so many times in your life I'm sure you know the fucking coordinates on Google Maps where that Donald Duck sound came from audience I seriously don't know why they're still called the plus-sized park hoppers

Surely you guys are getting pretty good exercise walking around the park that many times You guys probably have the calves of a fucking UPS delivery driver. Do you guys just make up for it by consuming 20,000 Mickey Mouse muffins a day? Please never sing again in any of you guys' fucking lives. This is a kid. That singing was so dog shit, God couldn't even permit me to replicate it. Also, completely off topic, look at that go-car fucking struggling to move. Waiting for the bus stop to go to the Magic Kingdom.

Is it just me, or does this lady look very fucking depressed? And also, lady, I don't know what's so fucking magical about the Magic Kingdom when you probably have gone to it 20,000 times by now. Is it just me, ladies and gentlemen, but whenever you go to the same place 10,000 times in a row, you guys probably end up like that one Squidward meme whenever he does the same thing over and over again. Seriously, girl, doesn't life get depressing when you do this shit every day?

Because if I were you, I would be making this same exact face, too. You seriously look miserable. Come on with us. This is so awkward. You embarrass me for the last time. Great job on the Donald Duck impression, by the way. You embarrass me for the last time. Holy shit, their lives are really consumed by Disney that bad.

She said it was a magic canvas. It was an animal kingdom. Listen, YouTube, I'm not saying this to shame her age. but aren't you like 85 years old don't you think it's a little bit immature for you to wear Mickey Mouse ears because this is the type of shit that my eight-year-old niece would be wearing on her head if you lived long enough to see the Great Depression and every single male was dressed like Looker from Pokemon I think you need to stop wearing Mickey Mouse ears bro we have a special guest today he's my dad he's over there you can't hear me there's my dad

Listen guys, I can't say anything, but why am I not surprised? I feel like even though that she never showed us what her dad looked like, I already knew what he looked like. How much more stereotypical can you guys get? What the fuck are you doing? Is this like some Fortnite emote that Disney introduced or something that I'm not aware of? Is there something fucking glitching in her positronic brain? Somebody please comment what Fortnite emo this is. How much you guys want to bet that that dude probably recorded that same Buzz Lightyear figurine 10,000 times by now?

Listen, audience, I get it. You whip out your phone to try to record a memory. But once again, once you've gone to the same place, 20 times in a row, do you guys seriously need to still whip out your phone and record something at Disney? Because at that point, what the fuck are you guys missing out on? You guys know every square foot of the park. What are you guys missing out on? What do you need to take home to reminisce on?

Bro, there's fucking nothing left for you to save her. I'm not even out of being here for five minutes and I'm still not a galactic hero. Yeah, baby, I'm going to be completely honest with you. I don't think you're ever going to become a galactic hero. In order for anything to be galactic, you actually have to go to space. And, uh, that little spaceship that you're sitting in right now, that shit ain't going up another 10 fucking feet in the air. My mom's catching up. I'm stranded there for 20 minutes.

Oh, shut. What the fuck up? Stranded lady? Are you fucking serious dude? Of course the fucking Disney adult with a fast pass is gonna call a 20 minute wait stranded Get the fuck out of here bro. I only made it to like a hundred and twenty nine thousand Look who decided to show up Just a little late? Who the fuck is this guy? He looks like the type of guy that would bring me to a back alley and do shit that I can only say on Spotify I love to sleep in I do I do I do Trust me don't want to see me without it.

Don't worry, sir. I'm sure that you are a fucking beast without your beauty sleep. You don't want to see my dark side. Yeah, okay, you fucking nerd. We are at night, I was in Crystal Palace, a 1900 part of theater, where we're about to meet Cinderella, Mirabelle, and... Jenna. You know what's the craziest part about this video, ladies and gentlemen?

These grown-ass adults, unironically think they're meeting the characters. from the fucking movie. Whatever, you know, the people that they're actually meeting is just some pimple face-filled fucking teenager that, you know, probably hates their life, vapes their brains out and play Fortnite all day every day. These people that you're meeting at Disneyland, you know fucking Mickey Mouse and Goofy,

you realize it's just some sad teenager under it, right? These are fictional characters, ladies and gentlemen. Stop treating them like there's some mythical fucking unicorn. Or else you're going to end up like one of these fuckers here. Destiny and I think you're gonna be an ex-ben again. I don't know what I'm gonna be, I've never been here before. Holy shit, there's a person in this video that's never been to Disney before. Well, they probably been to Disney, but they never been to the restaurant.

You know what? Audience, I kinda feel bad for this lady now, because she's about to get fucking seduced into their shitty cold. Well, it was nice knowing you, girl. There's gummy bears. There are gummy bears. Dude, you start talking about food and you got their full undivided attention. Gummy bears! Where's your gummy bear? Holy hell guys, pipe down. We get to right down our wish for the wishing ceremony. I wish to stop being in such close

proximity with you guys. Why the fuck is the camera so close to your mouth? I'm not trying to smell your fucking whirr. What the fuck is that? We fucking found them boys. We fucking found them. This must be the Aladdin from the fucking movie. Wow, guys, it is such a an honor to meet you in this fucking eggs Benedict restaurant dude get the f*** out of here i love you bro are you serious these girls are sitting here blushing oh my god aladdin just said he loves me audience you guys cannot make this shit up royalty yeah girl you gotta get your fucking composure cinderella's about to walk in the cinderella in question yeah i think it's time to log off Howdy and subscribe to the channel if you would like another part of plus-size parkhoppers.

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