Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 27

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 27 ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 So, well, ladies and gentlemen, is this what you guys find funny? Did the generations before us really extract all the humor that possibly existed in this universe? So now we're resorting to chicken nuggets being like, Gag-d-d-d-dag-d-d-ag-a-g-g-gag-a-o? Really, motherfucker. Audience, today I introduce you to Max Design Pro. If any of you are invested in finding the pioneer of the brain rock genre, then look no more. 10.6 million subscribers on YouTube and 100% of the content is complete slop.
Starting point is 00:00:43 Let's begin. Bro, what the fuck happened to kids' animation channels being educational? I could have swore audience the cartoons that I used to watch whenever I was a kid. It taught you how to be a responsible and respectful kid. And now that I'm looking at videos like this, it's just teaching. kids to be a little bitch. Like what was the point of this video? He got kicked off the video game by his older brother. And then he goes outside and he's crying like a little baby bitch and then he gets bit by a dog. And then he's crying even more like a little baby bitch and then he has to
Starting point is 00:01:29 get coddled by mommy. Are you fucking serious? Be a man dude. Put a f***in Band-aid on and get up. This is a terrible message to kids. Kind of a weird choice of sound effects to put on a kid's YouTube channel. But okay. Like seriously audience imagine if you were a parent and then you heard your five-year-old kid on the iPad and you hear the sound effects if You're gonna take away the iPad for a month. You're gonna give him a Quran or a Bible or something this video was haram stop moaning in the fucking microphone go outside and stop listening to beavers moan you fucking weird ass Oh, oh yeah, okay, okay, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Oh yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Okay. Honey, it's this is how you know that your brain rot. When you're so invested in the rapid hole of meme culture, to have a dedicated classroom on YouTube shorts on how to pronounce a fucking meme. Your generation guys, Gen Alpha is participating in meme classrooms than actual class. I hate to sound like a fucking nerd because I'm like, well, actually, you have to go into all your classes and get straight A's. But to substitute your real outside.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Academics for this bullshit are you fucking me I'm so glad that this is not my generation being affected by this bullshit I would have already put a 40 cal in my fucking head Why the fuck are you guys staring at me like that Brody's looking at me like EDP looking at a two-year-old also completely off topic from touching two-year-olds Can we acknowledge the 1000 IQ move that this beaver just did? I'll be sure to remember next time Max Design Pro when I see a bunch of spiders getting eaten by a bird to grab one of the deadly spiders that are big as the palm of my fucking hand and move it to the side because spiders surely need to live what a great message you're promoting to kids let's have them touch ants the size of their fucking skull okay let's go talking to them I seriously don't know which one to pick they were both dog shit never sing again in your fucking life whoa what the fuck are you looking at i've never seen a man look so perverted looking at an ice cube like that
Starting point is 00:04:26 the fuck you gonna do bro like it's just an ice cube i mean look at that mother fucker it doesn't look very arousing i don't know why the fuck you're looking at him like that ha ha get f f f*** gada gna gna gna gna gada gada gada gada gda o oh help me yeah guys don't you love whenever your grandparents are fucking dying on the side of the desert and with the power of liking the video and You can bring your dead relatives back to life. Bro, I can imagine some little Timmy leaving a like on the video
Starting point is 00:05:09 hoping his dead parents are going to come back to life. Oh my lord, what an unfortunate piece of shit that they must be. Yeah, no, sorry, buddy. Your dead parents are coming back to life. Them motherfuckers are staying as fertilizer. Kino, after all these videos that I'm seeing, I'm starting to understand how they got 10.6 million subscribers. Because I'm sure if I did this exact thing on my YouTube channel, I think I would see 10 million subscribers too.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Because just like the ants in this video, these kids that subscribe to Max Design Pro, they love being told what to do. If something on the screen tells them to leave a like in the video, they're going to leave a fucking like. It's like none of these motherfuckas that actually subscribe to Max Design Pro, they genuinely are incapable of thinking for themselves. As long as you put some sad fucking music on screen and you jerk the emotions around, they're going to do whatever the fuck you tell them to do. And you know what? I don't fucking blame them because kids bring in the cash. Bonnet.
Starting point is 00:06:29 Bonnet. Donne. Donne. Gonne. Gonne. Lone. Lone. Lannet.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Nann. Nannet. Nann. None. Done. Gone. Gone. LUN
Starting point is 00:06:46 None Holy shit Did this YouTube channel finally make something educational? We're not talking about Roblox chicken nuggets or moaning in the shower or looking at an ice cube in a perverted way We're actually educating children now You know maybe this YouTube channel might be on an uprising right at the end of this video ladies and gentlemen Let's stick around to see if they actually do Gada gada-gada-a-oh
Starting point is 00:07:12 Help me I swear any time I ever compliment a channel that I react to, the very next video that follows after the previous video I reacted to is Kim, dog shit. I swear none of these fucking channels that I react to can get a single compliment from me. That is fucking sad. Not one redeemable factor in your fucking channel. As I said, at the beginning of this video audience,
Starting point is 00:07:58 Is this really the humor that we've resorted to? Roblox chicken nuggets escaping the other Roblox chicken nugget police officer. Are you fucking me? We are so doomed as a society. It's only down from here. Anyways, audience, if you want some content that'll give you a fucking six-pack from laughing so hard, I just wanted to let you know that I exist. Let's get to five million sobs.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Okay, I know that we're past the idea of Halloween, but bro, like seriously, who needs their face painted white for Halloween? bro I think we understand your innuendo and it ain't funny bro the only reason you need a paint your face white is because boy you looking like a clown over here all right you're the entire circus all right people what's up uh I know I haven't uploaded in about four days all right school just started back up and uh and that and that's pretty cringe however for the rest of the year we're gonna be doing daily content so this is gonna be incredible so yeah today audience I'm bringing you some more Roblox cringe
Starting point is 00:08:53 anyways I'm not here to waste your time you know what I'm saying let's go ahead and dive into the video Heaven, this. Oh, great heavens! Yeah, I'm pretty sure that everybody that is watching this video can definitely relate with me here. Whenever we were all little kids, and we all were playing our favorite video game, like what, Minecraft Pocket Edition,
Starting point is 00:09:13 that was for the cool kids back in the day, if you don't know? Whenever I was a little kid, and I was playing Minecraft Pocket Edition, and whenever I heard my parents come to the front door of my bedroom, but boy, you can bet your button that I was throwing that iPhone, that iPod under my bed, and I was diving right under the sheets, bro. There was going to be no way that I was ever going to get caught.
Starting point is 00:09:31 and 4K. To anybody that actually got caught by their parents playing a video game really late at night, bro, I salute you because I, I bet that you got the fattest spanking when you were a kid. You know what, bro? You know, audience, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You actually had to see that. You know, it's my responsibility as a YouTuber to provide you guys some roadblocks cringe, but you know what? There's just some videos like this to come on screen where I'm just absolutely baffled. It's like you guys want me to react to these types of videos, but bro, whenever this is on the screen, what do you expect me to? say oh wow well what a degenerate i think everybody knows this already why would you ever want to taste yourself like what an absolute fool audience this would have genuinely have been a good tic-tok if these guys were not e-daters you know the editing was pretty on point you know what i'm saying they got a pretty trash song i'll give them that you know making a romantic tic talk is one thing right but the second that i start seeing roblok's characters start smooching and start making out with each other, bro. All right, you lost me completely. If you're going to sit here and tell me that
Starting point is 00:10:41 Roblox e-dating is love, bro, then you need to seriously reconsider your entire moral compass. Will you kill me for 100,000 Robux? Honestly, I feel like this decision for everybody watching the video goes without saying. First off, no, we're not going to kill you for 100,000 Robux, all right? A hundred thousand Robux, that's a lot of money, right? But guess what? A hundred thousand Robux is still not going to save me from a life sentence in prison. Yeah, bro. I don't know about you, but I'm definitely going to not throw away my life for literally 500 US dollars worth of Robux. All right. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:11:19 Say he's so sweet. I want to look the rapper. Time and time again, I see these TikToks keep on reappearing on my YouTube recommended page, my TikTok all over the place. We know you only use us for Robux. Rate us, baby girl. Like, like, bro, just chill out. Please. You just entered fifth grade.
Starting point is 00:11:38 I feel like the idea of dating and especially. especially e-dating should be the furthest thing from your mind? Why should these kids be worrying about a relationship when they should be keeping their noses in the textbooks? I don't get it, audience. Maybe you guys might understand because I'm pretty sure the majority of my audience is probably younger than me.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Can somebody, and I mean absolutely anybody, can you guys explain to me why, why a relationship when you're 10 years old is so important? Like, you guys don't think you're going to be together forever, you know what I'm saying, right? If you think this relationship you have whenever you were in fifth grade is going to work, out for the rest of your lives, then dude, you are horribly mistaken.
Starting point is 00:12:14 I guess what I'm trying to say here is that making TikToks like these and you're thinking that you're going to pull some women with these. Just stop, dude, delete the TikTok page. Just go ahead and pay attention in school. That's the best advice I can give you. Do not worry about a relationship. Trust me. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:12:29 2 plus 2 equals 4. You plus me. I said it once, bro, and I'll say it twice. There is going to be no way that e-dating is going to be justified. I'm sorry, e-dating is just not the answer. I mean, if we're going to talk about long distance or something, if your boyfriend is out in the military fighting in Iraq or something, and if you can't go out there and just go see him in Iraq, okay,
Starting point is 00:12:54 I think it's a pretty good idea that you guys can talk to each other on the phone. Long-distance relationship, that's perfectly fine, but e-dating, bro, all right, that's not the answer to success. Hey, man, if anybody out of the audience is currently e-dating, and you prove me wrong and you guys send me a picture of your wedding photos, then go right on ahead, bro. Go ahead and prove me wrong. I love being proven wrong.
Starting point is 00:13:13 But all I'm saying is that 99% of the time, e-dating relationships is never going to work out. This, we want this, we love this, we need this. Really? Really, bro, you want it? You want a Roblox slender? I mean, I can go ahead and give you a Roblox slender anytime, baby girl, all right? I got the actual money in my pockets. But hey, guess what?
Starting point is 00:13:34 You may want a Roblox slender, but guess what? You don't deserve a Roblox slender. I got the money in my pockets to buy a Roblox slender, you don't. And you might be wondering, why do I have enough money to buy a Roblox slender? And that's because I save my money, and I'm an actual genuinely good financial expert. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to give you some clean, some mint quality financial advice right here right now. If you have any sort of video game, if you're spending money in that video game, cut it off right now. Spending money inside of a free video game especially is so unbelievably dumb.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Like, what do you actually expect whenever you spend money inside of a video game? Like what? Do you expect a better performance enhancement? Do you think you're going to be cool inside of this video game? Well, I'm going to tell you right now, both of the answers are no, you're stupid. I mean, hey, if you think the Roblox Slenders are sexy or something like that, then go ahead and think their Roblox slenders are sexy. All I'm going to tell you is that I got money in my pockets and they don't. At the end of the day, that's their reality.
Starting point is 00:14:29 But this, yeah, we don't need this. Bro, what is this girl even talking about? Listen, audience, I've been rocking everything that's default inside of my Roblox character, and I guarantee you that absolutely 100% of you guys don't care. Audience, are you genuinely going to choose this over this, bro? Like, dude, the answer is so clear. In my opinion, I think the default character automatically just looks better than anything else, bro. Like, dude, the default is so goaded.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Daddy bought headless for me. How old is this daddy exactly? You know, I'm all for getting the bag, right? You know, I'm off for somebody else paying for something that you want, bro. All right, if you get to save your money, then save your money. But whenever you're trying to go down the avenue of getting a sugar daddy, when you may not even know the age of your sugar daddy. I think that's whenever you're going off into the deep end, bro.
Starting point is 00:15:22 All right, I think you need to get some parental controls on your phone immediately. Buy some curtains for your bedroom so that EDP 445 doesn't come crawling through. Just make sure you take some safety precautions before you get a sugar daddy. That's all I'm saying, buddy. 10 robucks, okay? And I give you the time of your life. Now this is what we call flirting ladies and gentlemen, all right? If you want to know how to get some women inside of Roblox, you gotta listen to this guy right here.
Starting point is 00:15:51 And I'm gonna just let you guys know right now, alright? I'm sitting down inside of my desk right now. I'm writing these notes. I'm jotting them down so quickly, so fast. Because of course I want to know how to get the ladies. Of course I want to get women. Oh my, no, listen, listen, listen. In that audience is how you get rejected, and rightfully so. Inside of Roblox, if you're trying to flirt with a girl,
Starting point is 00:16:12 you have every single right to go ahead and get rejected, even by the girls inside of Roblox. Like, that's embarrassing. Yeah, I bet so, man. I bet so token mad over my voice. You're just sensitive. Oh, I just hit puberty early. Shut up, man. You know, I've made multiple videos about Roblox cringe in the past, and you know what, I understand how this whole trend goes about. It's just the same recycled trash over and over. I don't know man Roblox TikTok is getting pretty dumb. I'm not gonna lie like there is so much cringe but yet they're all the same thing over and over again. I mean hey man if we're gonna travel across the entire country of Roblox Cringe alright I may as well do it we've already made it this far so why not go ahead and finish the job
Starting point is 00:17:01 I need to stabilize him now hold on dad you can make it Who the fuck made this shit? I I love dad dad no no no no Please. Holy shit, dude. Back away from the microphone. No, no, no, no, please. Ammo, fucka, shut up. All right, people, what's up?
Starting point is 00:17:26 This Roblox YouTuber died recording. Well, well, kind of. His dad's dying wish, a Roblox movie by Shane plays. If I remember my previous videos I made about this guy, oh, this video's going to be fucking amazing. Out of the way, we're losing him. We need to stabilize him now. Hold on, Dad.
Starting point is 00:17:45 You can make it. I know this already played in the intro, but dude, what the f f f f-is this voice acting? No, dad. No, you can make it. Listen, buddy, I know your dad is fucking dying in front of you. But damn, dude, you might want to check your fucking throat cancer before you worry about your dad. I'm here, Dad. I'm right here.
Starting point is 00:18:02 No offense, but like, what the fuck are you going to do to save him? If this man is on the brink of death, it doesn't matter how many family members are at your side. It doesn't change the fact that you're about to die in literally 15 minutes. This dude is really telling his dad, oh, don't worry. I'm gonna be right here, Dad. Don't you worry. Bro, if shit hit the fan, you ain't gonna do nothing. I don't make it.
Starting point is 00:18:22 I have one wish. What, what are you talking about? It's not your time to go. Do this for me, son. I want our family to be together. The brother and sister will need you now more than ever. We need help here. This isn't looking good.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Nurse. Just stay with me, Dad, okay? Just please. Everything's gonna be okay. I love... Dad! Dad! No, no, no, please.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Holy shit. This dude is so close to the microphone, I can smell his dinner from yesterday. And that's not even mentioning how sh-h-de-the-micrphone itself is. This dude's microphone is probably some sh-ky AKG the same microphone Tommy Inn it has. Shane, your channel has 2 million subscribers. Get a better microphone. Oh, no, he lofts him. I'm sorry, but you have to leave. We need the room. Oh, I can't, I can't just leave him. Leave now. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:19:12 Bro, somebody called the UFC. This doctor is freaking insane. If you don't listen to this doctor's orders, oh, he's gonna beat your fucking ass. I mean, to be fair, this little shit kind of deserved it. If your dad just fucking passed away and your doctor is saying, hey, we need the room, we need to revive his ass. There shouldn't be any objecting to that whatsoever. Leave the fucking room. Like, seriously, get your main character bitch ass out of the room. They got shit to do.
Starting point is 00:19:33 No. Dad. I promise, Dad. I promise. Wait a second. So what are you promising? At this point, this dude is just talking to the demons in his head. Dad, I, I promise.
Starting point is 00:19:44 I promise Like dude Get off of your fucking Joker arc Maybe they brought him back Maybe maybe he made it Doctors, they save people All the time, right? Yeah, he's definitely on his Joker arc
Starting point is 00:19:56 Bro's pacing back and forth With this fucking hands crossed behind his back Bro, I swear this man's about to shoot up the fucking hospital Oh, come on, come on Ben, I have some bad news No No, please You have to save him
Starting point is 00:20:10 You have to just do something I'm sorry Ben Despite our efforts, we couldn't bring him back. He's gone. You had one job to do. Okay, little shit. Let me go ahead and tell you something. You had one order to go leave the room after he told you.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Maybe if you would have left the room five seconds prior, they could have saved his ass. Don't you give me that shit? Oh, you had one fucking job. Bro, you cannot be serious. Is this guy fucking me? And you couldn't save him? What kind of doctor are you? A great one.
Starting point is 00:20:41 But that's it. I'm a doctor. Not a magician. Sometimes no matter how hard we try, situations are out of our control. So what am I supposed to do now? Just move on with my life? Yes, move on. Your dad is fucking dead, you piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:20:55 It was my dad. How could you tell me just to deal with that? I don't know, Ben. You're an adult. Figure it out. Like I said, your dad is dead. Deal with it. Holy fuck.
Starting point is 00:21:05 I was making a joke earlier, but dude, this doctor is being serious. Yeah, we couldn't revive your dad. Fuck you. Deal with it. He's dead. Bro, I swear, doctor. Dr. Colonel Sanders is the most savage doctor I've ever seen. I need everybody to comment the word savage.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Wow. I have to be strong. I have to take care of everything now. Rose acting like he has the responsibility of fucking Jeff Bezos now. Oh God. Society weighs on my chest. What the fuck am I going to do? Bro, it's literally just paying a few fucking bills.
Starting point is 00:21:35 I've never planned a funeral before. How do people do this? Well, you see, planning a funeral is not exactly something you're supposed to be good at. Like, if I was planning a funeral, I'm not going to be like, oh, my, my Uncle Rick is really good at planning a fucking funeral for all my family members passing away. I have got to call Uncle Rick. This mufuck is getting bent out of shape because he doesn't know how to cremate his dad. That's crazy. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:57 I have to figure out what to bury dad in. I think he looked best in his blue suit. And maybe the gold tie? I got him for Christmas. Bro, why the fuck did you buy your dad a tie for Christmas? If I'm thinking about getting my dad something for Christmas, the last thing on my mind is a yellow fucking tuesday. You could have bought him a shirt, a hoodie, maybe some sort of gag gift, but no, you need a $50 fucking ribbon. What was that?
Starting point is 00:22:22 Where is it? Brad, what the heck are you doing here? Wait, are you trying to steal from Dad? I just want some things, that's all. It's not like he needs this stuff anymore. Finally, somebody with some common sense. Wow, that's low, Brad. Even for you.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Hey, bro, Daddy's gone. Why the fuck does he need his belongings now? First thing I would do is take that yellow tie and put it in the trash can. Shut up, Ben. You're always so perfect. You know what? It's your fault. He's dead. Whoa, okay, motherfucker. That's a little too far. What did you say? No, it isn't. I did everything I could to save him. You should have done more. You should have saved him. Brad, that is not fair. You just don't get it, do you? You're dad's favorite. Always so perfect.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Yeah, this guy definitely lost me after he said, yeah, you're the reason dad fucking died. Listen, when you said you wanted to take daddy's belongings, I was on board. His yellow tie, the fucking TV remote he always sits his fat ass on. Sure, fucking take it. But putting the old man's death on his son, that's a little crazy. It was Dad's dying wish that we stick together as a family. You, me, and Bella. Yeah, good luck with that.
Starting point is 00:23:30 I want nothing to do with you, Mr. Perfect. And Bella wants nothing to do with either of us. So it looks like you're going to fail, Dad, one last time. Shut up, Brad. Make me! Ah! Ah! Found the Rolex.
Starting point is 00:23:43 You're not burying. dad with it. Oh, for a Rolex? I mean, hey, listen, ladies and gentlemen, a Rolex is a lot of money, especially when you invest that shit and you try to sell it three years later, oh, the money's gonna be insane. But breaking your brother's f***in ribs for a watch, uh, that's a little nuts. Send this man to a mental hospital immediately. It's mine now. Dad, you really had a tough final wish, didn't you? I mean, to be fair, it was his dying wish after all. This man thinks he can unify the family after there's a fresh corpse in the hospital with their last name on it.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Yeah, dude, good luck with that. It's gonna be a while. Okay. Here goes nothing. Hi, Bella. Ew, gross. Did anyone see you out there? Bro, the stereotypes in this video are so insane. We got the brat little brother in the baddy, rich, older sis.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Now I know what the dad meant by his last dying wish. Holy f*** this is difficult. No, hello to you too. I came by to let you know that dad, he passed a while. way, Bella. Oh man, really? Wow, that's sad. Holy fuck! I mean, even though she's being insensitive as to the whole situation, I gotta say she's not affected by anything negative in her life. I can't say I'm pissed off at her, but damn, she's got nerves of steel.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Yeah, I was with him until the end. I've got things to do now, so you can go. You don't even care, do you? Of course I do. But if any paparazzi catches me with some random poor loser, they might think I'm not famous anymore. Yoss, bitch, fucking talk that talk. You can't be hanging out with no family loser that's wearing Levi jeans. You guys think I'm joking at this point in the video, but I'm not.
Starting point is 00:25:27 This girl's got things to do, she's on that grind, and she ain't worried about shit. Low-key, she has the same mentality as me. Get over yourself, Bella. You're my sister. I have 30 million subscribers on YouTube. Damn, well, that's one way to make me look like shit. What do you have? I don't know. Compassion, maybe?
Starting point is 00:25:45 Whatever. You're so judgmental. You literally just called him a poor loser, which I mean, you are right. He is a poor fucking loser, but we can't say that. No, I'm not. You just got famous and started thinking that you're better than everyone else. And you even stopped talking to your own family. Well, I mean, anybody could be a fucking loser. Listen, I can honestly relate to the sassy, baddie bitch that's talking right now. When you're at a different stage in life, there's just some people, fucking average people, that try giving you all this fucking average advice and shit. It doesn't apply to you. Your life is simply different than other people's lives and their average advice
Starting point is 00:26:20 ain't gonna help you. So yeah, in some cases when you're in this type of position, sometimes you have to associate yourself with other like-minded people in your position. Now obviously being insensitive and not caring about your dad, okay, that's f-do. But to a extent, this girl is kind of right. Well, I'm definitely not talking to Brad. He just tries to get me to give him money. So trudge, honestly. Bella doesn't have time for a poor family. Can you stay out of this conversation. Tricic, empathic. Okay, I don't know who the fuck this is, but he's annoying.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Oh, dude, so tragic. Shut the fuck up, you dork. Dad's last wish was for us to just be a family again. It's all he's ever wanted. Look, Ben, you're my brother and all, but I have my own life too, and it's really big. We all have our own lives, Bella. Just, can we at least try? Okay, thoughts enough.
Starting point is 00:27:08 I'm sick of this loser crying. Get out. Bella, help one day you'll realize what truly matters. Because all of this doesn't Yeah, sounds like some shit a loser would say Like muf-f-f-ca, she's probably the reason You and your dad even have a house Don't be all butt hurt because she's more successful
Starting point is 00:27:23 Fucking loser Can't believe he's gone He was the best dad in the entire world I hate you loser What's your deal Brad? This is all so stupid It's such a waste of time I just want to get my part of dad's money and go
Starting point is 00:27:39 Yeah, facts, I think I made enough money from this video already Anyways, ladies and gentlemen I think I've seen enough of today's video, click the video on screen to watch more. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. People, what's up? The creepiest Minecraft animator on YouTube got even worse. Now, audience, the sun occasionally shines on a dog's ass,
Starting point is 00:28:06 but what does that mean for Feedback King? Every single time that my radar pans to this dude's YouTube channel, it continuously gets worse and worse. And today, it's no exception. Alex gets yolked on in Minecraft, drink my milk, Minecraft anime, Taking a hot bath, Minecraft anime, and look away, Minecraft anime. And as you can see, all of these thumbnails are very questionable.
Starting point is 00:28:32 I'm probably going to take inspiration from these thumbnails for my own thumbnail. But, ladies and gentlemen, the content within this video is fucking insane. Let's begin. I don't want to get up. Listen, I know we're only five seconds in the video, but why does she sound like a grainy curling or fucking toes? I don't want to get up. So far, I can't tell whether this.
Starting point is 00:28:57 This is going to be a normal video or Bill Cosby's going to pop up in the next 10 fucking milliseconds. Come on, Alex. You've got chores to do. Right. It's time to feed the animals. You know, it's kind of fucking weird that I'm watching a Feedback King video, and I have yet to see any weird inappropriate shit happen yet. Audience, if this is your first time ever watching one of my Feedback King videos, he usually isn't like this at the start of his videos. Within the first 20 seconds of a video, you typically get a only,
Starting point is 00:29:36 fans premium subscription for free. Who knows? Maybe Feedback King found God or some shit. I sincerely hope so. Okie-docke-doc chickens. Come on. It's dinner time. I bet you guys are hungry, huh? Oh, you're really hungry. Look, I'm sorry I overslept. But... No, no! Feedback King! What the fuck is this? Listen, this guy really had me fooled in the first half of the video thinking that he found God. But now Alex is on the ground in a very vulnerable position and apparently one of the chickens fucking kamikazeed on her butt cheeks r-i-p to our boy mr chicken but fuck dude the chickens were that hungry that they had to
Starting point is 00:30:28 kill themselves then again if i were a chicken and i died right there i think i would die a happy man no stop it just give me a sec to feed you would you this isn't right i'm your owner you should be obeying me bro who the fuck script-writing for this feedback king video what the hell if we take away the vanity of what's happening in this video. This is like softcore b-h-h-hre right here. Now for the sake of the YouTube video, I'm not going to say that this is b-b-ladys and gentlemen. Okay, YouTube, pay the fuck attention. Take some common courtesy when you're manually reviewing my video to see what the f***ing on screen. These are just chickens rough housing with their owner. Stop being
Starting point is 00:31:08 fucking weird about it. But the innuendos in this video was off the charts, ladies and gentlemen. But for just the sake of this YouTube video, the owner is just having a hard time beating their chickens. There's nothing weird going on here, YouTube. Feedback king, come on, dude. Why the f*** did you need to put those sound effects? There is absolutely no reason on God's green earth that those sound effects came from those chickens and Alex. You must be thinking about some really fucked up shit to actually let that happen in the video. You're weird, bro. You're fucking weird. No, that was totally unnecessary. Wait a minute. That's not right.
Starting point is 00:32:03 One, two, three, four, five... Wait, where did the other chicken go? I could have sworn there were more of you. Okay. Ah, YouTube viewers, if you want to know what I'm about to say, please go to my Spotify. I cannot fucking believe Feedback King just recreated a fucking chicken... ...on fucking Alex and Minecraft. I can only imagine the type of subredits that Feedback King brought
Starting point is 00:32:29 subscribe to to get inspiration for shit like this. Because no normal person is gonna randomly think of this for a fucking video idea for Minecraft. And the fact that this is only the first video we're reacting to really makes me scared for the future shit we're checking out. Anyways, I guess it's time for Steve to have a glass of fucking milk. Alright, this is the type of feedback king content I'm used to. 12 seconds in the motherfucking video and we already got some weirdo shit like this. I really do wonder how Steve got that milk. Okay, what the hell did you put in that milk?
Starting point is 00:33:18 Fucking weed. This dude looks higher than Brock from Pokemon. Listen, I don't know where Steve got this type of milk to give him this type of behavior, but I would love to know. I'm just an innocent little boy that loves Borden from Walmart. If you guys could please comment down below and tell me how Steve got this milk, I would love to know. Listen, audience, if you were going to put a glass of Coca-Cola next to some Borden next to me, I've no other choice.
Starting point is 00:34:03 I'm going to choose the Coca-Cola over milk. day. You kind of shot yourself in the fucking foot lady for putting that Coca-Cola there. But listen, cowgirl, just because that he chose the soda doesn't mean that I'll drink the milk. I don't know where the milk came from, but it would be an honor for me to drink it. Well, I don't know why you're getting so fucking pissed, lady. You're the one that did it to yourself. Maybe you should have had the common courtesy to take away the soda and leave the milk there only for him. Quit being a fucking sad sacks, quit being on the boulevard of broken fucking dreams. You fucked up. Accept it. Anyways, next video.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Uh, Feedback King, I have a question. Please tell me this girl is 18 years old. If not, audience, we are so... Yeah, you're telling me, nothing like a hot bath to clear the mind and unwind. Yeah, sometimes you just need to find time to relax, you know? Okay, this has got to be the most NPC conversation I've ever heard. Man, taking a hot bath sure seems relaxing. Ha ha, yeah, sometimes you gotta relax, you know.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Who the fuck is script writing this, right? robots? What the heck was that? Something just graced up against my leg! Bro, why is this dude acting like he pissed the fucking pool? Unless Ender Girl is doing something under the water that's in your No-No Square. My fingers are crossed.
Starting point is 00:35:39 I can get this video monetized. Dude, why did I not fucking know that was gonna happen? Also, audience, if you notice that the video is quite zoomed in a little bit, that was in fact not me. The YouTube video we're reacting to, Feedback King himself is the one that zoomed in on Cowgirl just now. What I'm trying to allude to here is that Feedback King has a Patreon where these videos would in fact be zoomed out. So yeah, his Patreon content is pretty fucking crazy.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Who knows, maybe if this video gets 10,000 likes, I will pay for his Patreon and see what's behind it. Well, yeah, Feedback King must have known this video was definitely not meant for YouTube, so he zoomed in on the video. That's how you know the video we're reacting to is fucked up. Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry. I thought I was the only one here. I'm so embarrassed. All I do is cause trouble for everybody. Please forgive me. Yeah, don't worry about it. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Fine indeed. All right, mother f***er. I think it's time to conclude. How do you subscribe to the channel if you would like another part of Feedback King? With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. All right people, so today we're gonna be, uh, we're gonna be checking out some Pokemon. The new Pokemon game is gonna be coming out in like a few days and you bet that I'm gonna be playing that game. my channel called Rithril, I'll be doing a play-through on that video game. But aside from that, ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to be checking out one of the
Starting point is 00:37:23 craziest Pokemon TikTokers that I've ever seen. Pikachu! Pikachu! We're going to be checking out the TikToker called Johnny Riddlein 2.0. This guy is just crazed over Pokemon in general. You know, I'm very enthusiastic about Pokemon myself. I'm very excited. I've got like three pre-orders of the new Pokemon game coming out.
Starting point is 00:37:43 But I will tell you right now, audience, I am not like this guy. this guy loves Pokemon on another level. So today, we're going to be checking on his TikTok page. I mean, we got around like 20 minutes of content to be reacting to. So if you enjoy this video by any means, please subscribe to the channel. If it does receive well, I will gladly do more of these videos. But anyways, with that being said, uh, hippity hoppity, let's check out this property. Well, uh, what a great way to start off my day.
Starting point is 00:38:11 We check out the first TikTok, ladies and gentlemen, and we automatically get body slamed by this guy that is probably like 500 pounds. And I know what you might be thinking, oh, Rith, you should. should be making fun of somebody's way. Look, this guy knows that he's overweight and he's using it to his advantage, okay? Everybody knows that. To give another example like me, you know, all I have is a microphone. I don't have a camera or anything of the store. I'm going to use that to my advantage and just play some video games and talk about stuff like this. And the best part about this whole thing is that, you know, obviously this guy looks like a degenerate. Okay, this guy is a degenerate. Okay, this guy is a degenerate for making videos like this. But you got to give this guy the credit, okay? This guy is making a lot of bank from these videos. Pika He got You! Pia! Pia!
Starting point is 00:38:58 Rika! I really hope that this guy doesn't live inside of an apartment. Can you imagine being this guy's neighbor? You know, you're probably like 18, 19 years old. You just moved out of your parents' house.
Starting point is 00:39:22 You moved in with your girlfriend inside of her apartment. You're about to sit down next to your girlfriend, about to have some dinner, about to have a really thought-provoking conversation a really good time. And the next thing you know, you hear this. If I were the neighbor of this guy
Starting point is 00:39:36 inside of the apartment room, I would kindly knock. on his door and probably beat his face and I would cave his face and he would get curb stomped Why does this guy look like he has a bunch of Cheeto dust just smeared on his face? His face is more red than me asking a girl to homecoming. His face looks like a baboon's cheeks. I'm a charming. Hey, guess what?
Starting point is 00:40:02 Hey, little boy, you want to lick the Cheeto dust off my face? Bro, this guy, he just looks so creepy. I'm looking at him right now, right? I'm not trying to accuse him anything, right? I'm not bad guy. But I'm looking at him, right? I'm looking at him right in the eyes, and I just can't help but think that this guy, he's looking a little weird. I don't know, it might be a little bit of a long stretch here to think that this guy may be a little bit weird, a little bit wrong up in the head maybe.
Starting point is 00:40:26 I don't know, it's a pretty long-stretched hypothesis. I'm pretty sure all of you guys, all of you scientists down in the comments section can probably agree with me. But hey, I can't really complain. If I were making thousands and millions of dollars from doing this stuff, you could bet that I would not be doing this video right now. I would be doing the same thing as him. I'm a charmander. Jigglypuff time! Gigley pup!
Starting point is 00:41:04 There we are, ladies and gentlemen. This is the exact video that I needed to go ahead and justify me making fun of him because he's fat. If he's going to go ahead and make this TikTok and be like, Gigglypuff! I can go ahead and make fun of him because he's fat. So to everybody in the comments section right now trying to defend this guy and trying to, you know, make fun of me because you're like, oh, I can't believe you're fat shaming. Well, you, where's your defenses now?
Starting point is 00:41:29 I mean, you can't make fun of me anymore. You got to be deleting your YouTube comments. Pika! Pika, pica too! If you take one more step closer to me, I'm calling the FBI. You need to be notified about immediately. Pika, pika! Uh-oh, well, this guy's going in a cage.
Starting point is 00:41:46 Magic carp, carp, carp, carp, magic carp, magic carp. Magic carp, carp, magic carp. You know, probably a good 10% of this guy's TikToks, it's probably genuine. Whenever this guy does fall down, it really is a Discovery Channel mystery on how this guy's going to put himself right side up again. Hey, bro, who cares if he's on the floor?
Starting point is 00:42:12 He's making more money than me whenever he's on the floor whenever I'm standing up. Audience, I will be just like this guy one day. Whenever I get up to this status on YouTube.com, don't you worry. I will be dressing up just like this guy and doing the videos just like him. Wherever the money lies is where I am going to reside.
Starting point is 00:42:28 If I have to gain 400 pounds and dress up in a jiggly puff, costume and start flopping on the floor, then so be it. Gengar? Bro, please don't ruin Gengar. Gengar. Gengar! Gengar!
Starting point is 00:42:42 Can you please stop? You know, one of the best Pokemon audience is easily Gengar, at least in my book, but now after seeing this video, I think I'm second-guessing everything at this point. To all my Pokemon nerds out in the audience, you would understand how good of a Pokemon Gengar is. But yeah, after watching this TikTok, I really don't like Gengar anymore. It really does suck to see. I just realized how much this video is probably going to be ruining people's childhoods. And, you know, it's ruining mine just as much as it is ruining yours.
Starting point is 00:43:10 I deeply apologize to everybody. But at the end of the day, bro, I really don't care. Ganga! Ganga! Ganga! Ganga! Ganga! Ganga! Oh no. Another great Pokemon down the drain. Snorlax. This guy, loki, look like a snorlax. You know, this is the first time I've ever seen this guy eat healthy.
Starting point is 00:43:47 Congratulations, bro. You're eating healthy because he had to dress up as a snorlax for TikTok. I mean, I'm not going to fault the poor guy for it. I mean, as long as he's eating healthy and he's losing some calories by doing these videos. I mean, I would assume that he's losing weight by doing these videos. But, dude, you've got to be doing a lot more than eating a few apples if you expect yourself to go back to normal weight. Jeez, dude, I didn't know a snorlax can ever possess that much energy. Isn't Snorlax supposed to be this like this 2,000-pound Pokemon that doesn't like to move at all? I don't know what happened. I don't know what exactly was in those apples in the previous video, bro,
Starting point is 00:44:30 but this guy got straight up superpowers in this next video with Snorlax. I wish I can have this type of Snorlax on my team, bro. Every other Snorlax that I've ever had in Pokemon sucked. But you know what, audience? You know what doesn't suck? Pokemon. And this is why I'm going to be doing a playthrough of the new Pokemon games coming out in a few days. So yeah, I'm going to be making a few more Pokemon videos in the future.
Starting point is 00:44:49 If you enjoy this video, please slap a fat like on today's video. Anyways, yeah, I'm gonna see you guys tomorrow. I'm gonna be posting some more Pokemon content. Anyways, with that being said, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came. Later. Hi, my name is Timmy, and I'm a Fortnite NPC. Dude, you wear a fucking V-neck. Bro, you can't be like, hi, my name is Timmy.
Starting point is 00:45:07 You are an NPC. You wear a V-neck. Hi, my name is Jimmy, and I'm a pig. Everything was taken away from me. This guy actually makes me want to write my own name in the fucking Death Note. Like seriously, is this what Minecraft Entertainment has came to? No more Dan TDM, no more Stampy Longnose. You got this fucking guy. God, the standards for this shit is so low. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the Zesty's gaming YouTuber again.
Starting point is 00:45:33 The last video on this guy did pretty good. Like, holy shit, that's a lot of views. But don't worry, ladies and gentlemen, I may not be pregnant, but I will always be here to fucking deliver. Babe, what game should we play? By the way, before we begin, you know, tearing this guy a brand new button. This guy's in his 30s. I just really wanted to sync that in for you guys. The following videos you're about to see is recorded, edited, and uploaded by a 30 plus year old man. So if that little piece of information doesn't scare the ever-living shit out of you, then I must not be doing my job correctly. Oh, babe.
Starting point is 00:46:10 You know what I don't understand about this 30-plus-year-old man is that he somehow lives with a somewhat attractive female at home. Like, does this guy actually tell his girlfriend to dress up as Chun Lee for a fucking YouTube short. Not even that like why the f f f f f does she even own that outfit? Oh, she's the TikTok thirst trap. Yep, yep, go figure. Are you finally ready to play Fortnite? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's it. It's over. Well, why? I'm Chun Lee.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Like and subscribe and I'll break up with Chun Lee. Where the fuck did I ever have to be involved in this video? So this 30 plus year old man named Corey Fibkin Tong gets absolutely shitted on by his girlfriend in every single opening opportunity and somehow wants to bring you me into the situation by leaving a like and subscribing on the video? Like, motherfucker-a-ha-ha-ha! Bro, Fortnite is bussed! Facts on God, it's got so much risk?
Starting point is 00:47:03 Yeah, audience, not even two seconds in the video, and I already want to jump off a bridge. Like, this is no joke, ladies and gentlemen. With the amount of cringe I've reviewed on my YouTube channel, uh, jumping off a bridge is very soon about to happen. I mean, I really enjoy the money I make on YouTube, but at what fucking cost? I know a way it can make it slap even more, bro. Vibe check, for real? Somebody suffers drip.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Okay, I have a genuine question for everybody watching. Riddle me this. How the fuck did this guy get a diamond play button before I did? 11 million people actually clicked a red button to see this type of content. I don't know, maybe I'm doing something wrong here. Maybe I should just delete my whole entire YouTube channel at this point. And maybe I should also get a girlfriend that farts on me every 10 minutes of the day. Because apparently that is what YouTube likes to reward on their platform.
Starting point is 00:47:50 Will I ever understand why YouTube CEO is promoting this type of content? Probably not. But I mean if this Corey guy is making the money that I'm seeing right now on his YouTube graphs, then you know what? I might actually do it. I might actually just fart for 10 million views every day. Hey key. I can finally see no cap. Bet we's boozy. Hey there Jim. Yeah, so how do you feel that this guy has a girlfriend and you don't? In case you guys are feeling depressed because I just said that, don't worry. This simple fact only shows everybody watching. that there is somebody for everybody I'm sure you ladies want to find a nice man that you can drive him wild in bed and I'm sure you boys really want to find a real hunk of a woman that can make you a damn good bologna sandwich all I gotta say about the current situation all of us are in right now was that our time hasn't come yet if this guy can get a girl so can we trick or tree oh what the hell twicker tweeter hey kid did you forget to take out your fckin-visill line in the morning quic tweet shut the fuck up nerd ass dude what are you doing what I'm a skeleton from
Starting point is 00:48:54 You're a grown man, bro. You tell this guy he's a grown man, but aren't you wearing a fucking Roblox varsity jacket? Not only are you wearing something that should be stuck in high school, but you're wearing a Roblox version of it, bro. You should be the last person to be telling anybody they're a grown man. Plus, I remember, mafika, you just got shitted on by your Chun Lee girlfriend. Can I just get candy? He's so crin. Shut up, you fucking AirPod.
Starting point is 00:49:20 You, I said... Candy, please. The moose. You also? What do you mean? My name is that. Just give us, kids. You know, I really didn't think that I would be getting triple tag teamed by a bunch of
Starting point is 00:49:32 fucking nerds in this video. Because think about this guys, right? They're definitely not like next door neighbors. Some of these motherfuckers actually have to fly in a plane to go to whatever fucking country he lives in. I just did some research. He lives in Canada. And no, I did not docks him, you fucking idiot.
Starting point is 00:49:47 These people fly across the country to record this shit. Like at this point, I'm just baffled. Like, you actually spent that much. want to go record this? I don't know. That's just fucking insane. Like a subscriber base of dick pen. No, fuck them. Wait, wait, wait, pause. Not like that. Man, I really shouldn't be playing Minecraft instead of doing my homework. That was literally the most light-skinned shit I've ever seen in my life.
Starting point is 00:50:08 The way he just elegantly shot his eyes over to the side like that. I don't know, that is some true light-skinned shit. Like, only Drake can pull that off. Yeah, I don't want to waste my time. Yeah, this project is really important. Uh, who the fuck are you looking at? Okay, no, but seriously, if you're, You guys really need to study for a test tomorrow that bad? And also if your urge to play video games is also that fucking strong as well.
Starting point is 00:50:31 You can always do what I did. You know, just fucking cheat. Definitely should have lost right now. This is why we're single boys? Like and subscribe for the boy. Bro, why the fuck do you guys have to involve me in this shit? Dude, leave a like for the boys. Uh, no, I don't give a shit about your videos.
Starting point is 00:50:49 I really don't care. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, your mom loser. What did you just say to me? I said your mom! Yep, somebody's about to get his fucking ass beat. This muf-fuck is about to look like the baboon from Twilight Princess. Hello?
Starting point is 00:51:03 Your mom! Sorry, but, is that shit on your shit? I really don't appreciate you stepping on my face when there's poo on your shoe. Please take that shit off, you know, quite literally. Like and subscribe for justice. I'm sorry, but you literally just smeared poo on my face two seconds ago. Leave a like for justice. Yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Okay, Mr. fucking poo boy. Somewhere in the door again? What do you want? Okay, Mr. I have a hair in my ass. Is that how you want to fucking treat me? Is that how you answer the door to your mother? You kiss your mother with that fucking carpet burn mustache.
Starting point is 00:51:39 You and your fucking shitty ass merch. What the fuck? Dude, how the fuck has the H-O-A in your neighborhood not caught onto this shit? If I was a part of the Homeowner Association and I saw you outside your house throw an ass, bro, you would be getting evicted immediately. I don't give a fuck if you pay your bills. Quit moving your spine like that. It's fucking weird. Oh, it's for a game.
Starting point is 00:52:03 I just want a game, man. Shut the fuck up. I don't have time for this. Your turn. What? No. Like you can't subscribe if you still want me to punch it. Yeah, no, you can kiss my white pimple-filled ass.
Starting point is 00:52:21 Hello there. My name is Freddy and I'm a cuddly bear. You look like the retarded slink from Toy Story. Honestly, have a pretty chilled out life. I take a few selfies with humans. is with humans. I stare at a bunch of things. I get some cardio in the morning. But even though I'm so nice and cuddly,
Starting point is 00:52:38 I tend to have a hard time making friends. I mean, no shit. Have you not taken a fucking look at yourself? You quite literally live in a fucking run-down Chuckie cheese and you expect yourself to find friends. My fucker, you need to stop looking like a chewed-up dog toy. Go to Abercrombie and Fitch. Get some fucking drip.
Starting point is 00:52:52 And then maybe once you start looking good and going to the bar, maybe you'll get some fucking bitches talking to you. And on the fifth night of every single week, I start to feel a little bit strange. I feel that Friday night can get a little crazy with the drugs. And you look like a victim to a lot of them. Like and subscribe if you want to be my friend. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Yeah, I think I'm done looking at this shit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. I found three of the best types of Cairns. I don't know about you, but would you rather be confronted by a Caren that's racist or a Caren that's your neighbor? Or even a Caren that's so fat that they tumble over their own body. What the fuck? This is gonna be one of the best Cairns.
Starting point is 00:53:33 I've ever made. This video is undeniably hilarious and trust me, you want to see the last one. Anyways, yeah, let's begin. Let's call ISIS on your ass. Well, boy, oh boy, are we starting with something phenomenal? You already know it's going to be an incredible video when somebody gets threatened with terrorism. Over a few Dunkin' Donuts, you're going to call ISIS on somebody's ass. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised, too, if you was working with ISIS, look at Joe Stanky Head. If that was truly the reason that this Karen was called racist, then I guess I guess I'm
Starting point is 00:54:03 I'm racist then. And get me back my c' donuts. Holy shit, I can smell her garlic breath through the screen. Give me back my fucking donuts. Hold up, Karen. Back up. You might want to brush your teeth a little bit. You might need to apply some censadine on those pearls back there.
Starting point is 00:54:28 You're going to make the cashier faint before they even wrink you up, baby girl. I pay for it, they're mine. I never thought this was possible, but you can visually see the anger radiating from her body. If you look at the back of her head, she's quivering like she's a little. damn cold pigeon is miss goody to shoe badass really as badass as we think i don't think so i pay for them they're mine calling channel for you're gonna be on the okay but like respectfully who watches the fucking news the only demographic of people that i see that watch the news are like 50 plus year old men and women like i don't care about the
Starting point is 00:55:18 fckin town's pito getting into an elementary school i don't care You're not gonna give me my cash Coffee extra extra actual caramel God damn it Pick up my card now I stand pick up my Bank of America card It's right here
Starting point is 00:55:47 Come on Karen you're embarrassing yourself You slam your card down like the entitled Karen you are And when something doesn't go your way You want somebody to fix it for you In the most insincere possible way Nobody's gonna get your car pick it up yourself Stop being lazy, stop being a Karen, and stop metaphorically showing your ass. Excuse me, suck your dick.
Starting point is 00:56:15 I love when women say this. First of all, I'm not sucking any dick, and second off, you look sweaty enough. Even if you had a dick, you look like you came out of Walmart Garden Center. That thing's probably sweatier than my fucking ass crack after an hour of basketball. Hey, no way, I'm gonna get wet and wild on that thing, bro. No way. I wish I would be pregnant. I would be just ladies at my heart right now.
Starting point is 00:56:34 I can't keep my nose. I can't keep my nose. I can stand here, all fucking day, bitch. Large ice cream, extra, extra, caramel. Is that it? Alexis? Yep, that's fine. My party is right there on the floor.
Starting point is 00:57:08 You know, these are one of the times where I genuinely feel bad for the police. Now I get it. Not every single cop is an angel, but I will say the majority are pretty nice people. To call 911 over something so minuscule as fucking Dunkin' Donuts. Are you serious? Imagine getting deployed as a police officer ready to go to a nice shootout or maybe a nice murder case. But no, you're deployed at fucking Dunkin' Donuts. That's got to be sad.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Really damn sad. Yeah, so personally, I would rather encounter the racist Karen. The rest of the Karens throughout this video, they're cool and all, but trust me, a racist Karen is more content for me. But yeah, this next Karen is just like, it's so anal. Not sexually, but just... Really pissy. Yeah, I just called the police.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm sorry, but imagine waking up on a nice 10 a.m. morning. You open up your front door and you're created with this woman saying that she called the police on you. Oh man, what a great way to start off the day. Yeah, so I just called the police on you. Get the fuck out of here. Um, can you stop harassing us please? I'm not harassing you.
Starting point is 00:58:12 Like, you're not... You want to see what the side of my car looks like? Because you park your fucking car here and you're not supposed to. Dude, she just came from work. She's unloading and she's leaving. No, that car was here this morning when I left. I was not. She had to work from parking.
Starting point is 00:58:26 You know how bad the parking is here? That's why we're supposed to park in the street. There is no parking. Well, then you walk down a ways and park and don't be so lazy. Karen, too not dish out criticism that I know you can't take. You're like 80 years old. I already know you're not going to walk a ways down the street to get to your house. I already know your 1940 edition knees are not going to carry yourself from your house to your car a ways down the street.
Starting point is 00:58:50 If there's a way for somebody to park closer to their house, I'm sure they're going to take it. Especially you, you grandma. You know what? You know what? I should have somebody to just ring your car. Just scrape the whole side of it. Oh no, the horror. Somebody's going to scrape my fucking vehicle.
Starting point is 00:59:12 Well, if that ever does happen, Karen, I'm sure we know who's going to be responsible. And whenever you are held responsible, Karen, I'm sure you're not going to love. last a day in prison. Because in prison, Karen, there's going to be no walkers, there's no canes, there's nothing that's going to hold your hips up. Just pure and utter agony, at least for you. You know, I feel like you're harassing us right now. Don't be surprised. I don't really appreciate that. I don't give a shit what you appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Well, you need to give a shit. No, I don't. The hall monitors have sent you notices over and over and over again. Oh, boy, somebody that actually follows the HOA. Bro, that's like some middle school hall monitor shit. If you actually care about what the HOA says, then you are literally the tattletail back in elementary school. I'm sick of these neighbors going to my doorstep telling me to put my trash can on the side of my house. Nah, I ain't doing it.
Starting point is 01:00:02 Right, you know what? It's going to be here overnight. I don't care. It's going to be here. I've told the police they're coming out. I never come to you and harass you, but it's always you that have a problem. No. You have something.
Starting point is 01:00:14 Everybody else in this neighborhood has called. Everybody else. No, they don't. Nobody else parks me. Yeah, she parks her car in front of her house. For about 15 minutes. Okay, so like, what's the huge issue? If this woman simply parked her car there for 15 minutes getting home from work,
Starting point is 01:00:31 then why is this Karen at her front door? Is it because of her cataracts? Did she accidentally see the car in the front yard? This entire Karen video makes no sense. This skeleton's objective completely failed. Go to your own house, please? Yeah, and can you move your fucking car? How would you stop talking and go over there mind your business please?
Starting point is 01:00:48 No, move the car. It's not in your way right now. She can't move it. She can't move the car and you're just standing behind her. You want me to get the other neighbors to come out here? No, I would appreciate it. If you just go to your house and have her move her car peacefully and don't come bugging me anymore. I'll bug you as much as I freaking want.
Starting point is 01:01:07 And you, I'm a fucking attorney. I'm suing you. Oh, that's it. That's the card. That's the Ura moment. I'm suing your ass! That's right, Karen. You did it.
Starting point is 01:01:16 I'm going to save my breath because suing them is. gonna solve the issue okay um why i never thought somebody could get that pissed over car parking beat me i gotta fix my parking after this video but bro this last karen is easily like it's like humpty dumpy but colorized easily one of the best karen karma videos i've ever seen also if you guys are enjoying the video so far please subscribe i would appreciate it's the squeak at the end yeah you could you straight up could that's why your fucking mirrors falling off and shit my ass didn't i can't control where the city He puts it, it's trash. So all of this controversy is over a trash can in the road that the city trash people put there.
Starting point is 01:02:00 I'm so sorry to the lady that's filming. You have absolutely nothing to do with this. I swear, bro, you could just be existing on planet Earth and people are going to give you shit. How about that? I got that on recording, too. Sure did. I did. I don't know what hand signals she threw at the end of the video.
Starting point is 01:02:23 It was probably a gang sign. But you know what, at this point, it doesn't even matter. When she fell, she squeaked like a fucking dog toy. That was funny. Anyways, y'all, I've seen enough trash for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, uh, yeah, subscribe.

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