Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 28

Episode Date: October 24, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 28 ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Be a good girl, I don't go on. That's me, sir. All right, people, what's up? Today, I discovered the cringiest couple on TikTok. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is aimless, M-list. I don't know what the fuck that is. For the sake of this video, we're just going to call them M's. Anyway, scrolling through this couple's TikTok account,
Starting point is 00:00:23 it's honestly like third wheeling a fucking E-Date. The videos that I have seen on my 4U page makes me want to throw up and then eat it and then throw up again. So yeah, for anybody that is single watching this video, well, you're gonna wanna stay single by the end of it. Let's begin. Listen, right, as somebody that is currently in a relationship, you will find me dead before a video like this of me gets released. My entire YouTube career is based off of having some pretty good aura. I'm the guy that makes fun of everybody.
Starting point is 00:01:03 I'm the guy that's supposed to prove people wrong. If a video ever gets released of me being some motherfucking sip, bro, I'm the guy that's supposed to prove people wrong. Bro, I'm cooked. I officially will lose everything. I am sitting here watching this shit and wondering why the fuck would it ever leave the camera roll? If you guys think that this video was bad, the videos we're about to watch is much fucking worse. Once again, ladies and gentlemen, you will find me dead before I wear a daddy bracelet on my left arm. Imagine going in for a handshake with your girlfriend's dad and he sees that shit. Oh my God, bro, you're going to get your fucking ass beat.
Starting point is 00:01:47 But seriously though, only two videos into this shit and I already am cringing my ass off. As I said before, this is like third wheeling some e-dating wattpad shit. Who the fuck is commenting on this video saying hashtag goals? Bro, y'all horny motherfuckers need to go outside immediately. Maybe, can I have some money? Is it too? Maybe I'm just kidding. Okay, listen, I know that we're supposed to roast this guy because he's supposed to have a lot of money.
Starting point is 00:02:22 But dude, you don't fucking understand what kind of card that is. For those who don't know, ladies and gentlemen, the Black American Express card is fucking insane. The Black American Express card has absolutely no limit on what you can spend. So basically, ladies and gentlemen, if this motherfucker really wants to buy something, that's $100 million. That Black American Express card will not decline. So, uh, audience, as much as I want to say that this guy is a cringe ball, he is fucking rich. And there is no denying that, that is a Black American Express card. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:02:55 Dude, there is no fucking way an owner of a Black American Express card actually sounds like that. Why not? What's wrong, baby? Bro, fuck off. Can you just stop? Bro, if this is what millionaire TikTok couples are like, I do not want to put my relationship online. There's no fucking way that they actually do this shit on ironically when the camera is off. I swear they whip out Wattpad and read some weird ass fanfels. fiction shit and they're like oh yeah baby another video idea and the worst part about their
Starting point is 00:03:38 tic-tok account is not exactly their videos but their fan base their entire fan base is unironically commenting on their videos saying this is hashtag goals and shit guys this shit is scripted at least i hope so stop sitting here and commenting thinking that this is what relationships are like it is not nine times out of 10 your boyfriend is not going to be constantly wearing suits and driving Mercedes-bands all the time and grabbing your upper thigh while driving. First off, most guys are fucking losers. In two, you're probably not the type of girl to pull that type of guy. Simple as that, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Yeah, there is no way in fucking hell I would ever allow that to happen. Listen, audience, I'm a car guy. I got two cars right now. I am not going to allow my girlfriend to be driving this shit. She got a car that's half the size of mine and she already be bumping into shit. And it's like a fourth of the fucking horsepower. Sorry not sorry. I ain't trust in nobody with my fucking whip. Okay, dude, we get it. You're fucking rich and you spoil your girlfriend for absolutely no reason.
Starting point is 00:04:59 You know, I kind of find it a little weird that relationships nowadays are just chopped up to how much fucking money you spend. We've already seen what, like three TikTok so far just about giving this girl money? Like, why do relationships have to be all about money, bro? You gotta make it about love, right? Is that what it's about nowadays? Listen, ladies and gentlemen, I'll put it. this way. If you want to be in a relationship, you better be a fucking millionaire. I'm sorry. There is in fact an annual subscription to having a girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:05:31 Oh my gosh, babe, I got you a dairy ring with your fucking money. I guarantee, ladies and gentlemen, she bought that shit with the $50,000 that she was asking him for. And guess what? I guarantee later in this video, we're going to have to witness this guy's fake reaction. Oh my gosh, babe. Thank you for the dairy ring that you bought with my fucking money. Dude, this shit is so fucking bad. Hey, baby, I have a surprise for you. You know, with the shit I've seen on this TikTok page, I think that would be a pretty good assumption.
Starting point is 00:06:06 With this type of e-dater character AI bullshit I'm listening to, I feel like I'm getting pregnant through the fucking screen listening to this dude talk. I feel like I'm being sexually harassed through the fucking screen. International Men's Day? What the fuck is that? Wednesday, November 9th. 18th of 2025. International Men's Day honors the invaluable contributions to men in society, families, and communities worldwide.
Starting point is 00:06:35 No one ever gave a fuck about me. Bro, this shit is making me want to puke as I'm watching. Is this what happens when you have all the money in the world that you just couldn't give a fuck what your digital footprint is like? Because personally, I don't care how much money I have. I am not risking my fucking aura for this shit. I've always thought that family channels and couple TikTok accounts were fucking stupid, but this shit is another level. What the hell?
Starting point is 00:07:10 This is gonna be you. You're the best, baby. Now we have matching dairy rewis. Now I just need one more for the middle finger. Bye. You're not going to you anymore. Bro, somebody please make it stop. This shit is so fucking cringe.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Why are people watching these videos and thinking that this is some hot erotic shit that actually happens in real life? I will die on this hill, ladies and gentlemen, telling you that this shit is scripted. Because I pray to God, this is scripted. Because if this shit is not scripted in that this shit is actually normal among couples, I think I'm going to have to unsubscribe to my relationship today. Because clearly, I must not be doing something right. Dude, this shit was sponsored by Watpad, bro. Be a good girl while I'm gone tonight.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Bro, shut your Discord, E-Kitten ass up. I knew that these two motherfuckers were watching Watep. head every single night. They see some weirdo shit and they're like, oh my God, we gotta recreate this. Bro, I fucking knew it. Bro, there is no fucking way you have a daddy bracelet and you're dominant at the same time.
Starting point is 00:08:46 With a combo like that, I just think that you're interested in the same sex. I think I'm done with this shit. Huddy and subscribe to the channel for a part two on TikTok couples. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. Katie, are you cheating on me with my best friend? Of course I'm cheating on you. Yeah, but she'll never love you the way I love you.
Starting point is 00:09:05 All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out probably the most psychotic Roblox roleplay I've ever seen. The Cheating Girlfriend, a Roblox movie by Shane plays. I can only imagine how this shit turns out. It doesn't seem like anything's biting today. What's what my girlfriend Katie's up to? Yeah. Well, that's weird.
Starting point is 00:09:26 It sounds just like her. Wait a second. That is her. And that's my best friend Thomas? What are they doing? All right. Did motherfucker just jump in the water for a girl? I'm sorry, audience.
Starting point is 00:09:36 If I noticed my girl was cheating on me? There would be no fucking way I would jump in the water over that shit. At that point, the fucking dog shit on my shoe would be more valuable than my girlfriend. Oh my gosh, you're so... Jerry? What are you doing here? I could ask you the same thing, Katie. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:09:55 We're just hanging out, you know? Katie, are you cheating on me with my best friend? Of course I'm cheating on you, Jerry. What the heck? Yeah, look at him. I mean, he's... He's really handsome and he's super rich and he's way stronger than you altogether. That is the most black-pilled shit I've ever heard.
Starting point is 00:10:09 He's handsome, rich, and he's fucking strong. You hear that gentleman? That is all the traits you need to get a woman's heart. Fuck having a good personality. Fuck having a good job. Fuck having good knowledge about the world. If you're rich, you're handsome and strong, then you want all the hoes in the world. You're supposed to be my best friend.
Starting point is 00:10:27 How could you do this to me? Yo, dude, just chill out, okay? What does this been going on? Two, three. Six months? Six months? Wait, so she's been dating two dudes for over six months. So that means whenever they do the...
Starting point is 00:10:39 And they taste... Oh, oh! Bro, that is fucking crazy. You a girl going for two dudes. That is wild. I are broken up, and I'm going to live my life without you. Whatever, don't care. I can't stand to look at either of you right now.
Starting point is 00:10:49 You're no longer welcome here. This is my boat. This is your dad's boat. Same thing. Yeah. Bye loser. The loser is the one that doesn't use daddy's money. Anybody that solely relies on daddy's money for fucking everything,
Starting point is 00:11:05 and then passing off the money and flexing to others that it's your money, you're a fucking piece of shit fraud. Oh, look at this fucking outfit I just got! Fuck off! Man, I think I let her morrow this. And I think that's about it. Got my stuff and I'm out of here. Oh, Jerry?
Starting point is 00:11:20 Hey, how's it going, buddy? Hi, Jerry. What are you doing here? Well, Katie and I have broken up. I just came here to get my things. What? I can't believe this. You had Katie?
Starting point is 00:11:30 Broken up? you guys are high school sweethearts. What happened? Why would you do this? Katie was cheating on me with my best friend Thomas. She would never do something like that. Yes, I agree. It was probably you that was cheated. What? You probably just needed the excuse to break up with her. Boy, do I love when parents are so naive. Most of you guys' parents might think that you guys are fucking angels, but let's keep it a stack for a second. You have a fucked up mind. And you know it. And you use that to take advantage of your parents. So I'd fucking lie to me. No, Katie is way too good for you. I knew it from the hard, didn't I, honey? Yes, you did say. You have no business in my house. Get out. I love how quickly
Starting point is 00:12:06 the parents switch up. I mean, isn't that what happens with pretty much every breakup? Both ends of the spectrum think you're too good for each other and then both friends from both spectrum stop being friends together for some reason. Because it was all bound together over a fragile fucking relationship between two people. Essentially, nobody fucking wins. And no problem. Jerry, there you are. Hi. What do you want? I think we should get back together. I changed my mind. What? No way.
Starting point is 00:12:32 What do you mean, no way? You broke my trust and my heart. Jerry, stop being so stupid. Jerry, come back. That's right, King, walk off. Don't look back and become a red-pilled motherfucker. Gotta get your fucking ass in a gym, making yourself some dough, some money.
Starting point is 00:12:48 And then watch your cheating girlfriend come back. I swear it's gonna happen. Man, Carmen, we have been so busy the past couple days. Everyone's coming in to buy that new iPhone. Since when the fuck did he get so jacked? I mean, I did say for him to go to the gym, but I didn't expect for him to fucking get jacked overnight. Good shit, dog. And you seem a bit distracted. Are you okay?
Starting point is 00:13:11 Distracted? What? No, I'm totally fine. I know you better than that. What's wrong? Well, I broke up with my girlfriend, Katie, because... No, babe, whatever. You can get whatever you want in here. I want the new iPhone 14. Classic white girls. I literally got the iPhone 14, and bro, I'm gonna keep it a stack. It's the same phone every year. Holy shit, a better phone camera.
Starting point is 00:13:33 It's really not that crazy. I think for you, babe. Wow, Jerry, fancy seeing you here. Katie, you know I work here. Oh, yeah, you told me that. But I forgot because it was so boring. Yeah, super boring. Jerry, look at my new outfit that Thomas bought me.
Starting point is 00:13:48 Would you ever buy anything like this for me? Probably not. I mean, look at his own clothes. This is a work you for. Oh, whatever. Look, if you guys aren't going to buy anything, then you need to leave the store. Who is this poor girl and why is she talking to me?
Starting point is 00:14:00 I don't know, babe, I think she works here. You know what? You can't tell me what to do! What a psycho bitch? This audience is what happens when you let daddy's money run to your head. When you get everything handed to you, it's almost like you get handed back your years of age. And then you resort to acting like a fucking two year old out in public because you didn't get shit handled your way. Fuck off with that pussy shit.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Whoa, Katie, what is wrong with you? Being around you just makes me so... All right. Both you guys, get out. Yeah, whatever, we're out of here. Come on, babe. Let me go buy you a new Barkin' bat. What an absolute soy boy.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Come on, babe, let me get you into... Shut the fuck up. If I'm going to be completely honest with you, I think I actually do support the main character's X and his best friend being together. Because it's going to teach his best friend a lesson. She's gonna fucking milk him of all his money, and when he's all out, she's gonna fuck off.
Starting point is 00:14:54 You don't believe me, fucking watch. That was your ex-girlfriend? Yeah, and my ex-best friend, too. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Yeah, don't worry about it. I'm not gonna let them get to me. So what? You're not super rich like that guy.
Starting point is 00:15:09 I mean, he's probably never worked a day in his life. I have no idea. I'm gonna improve myself, for my own sake. Not just because we broke up. Audience, they're gonna get together. Do I have any basis on this matter? Absolutely not. I just have a feeling they're gonna get together
Starting point is 00:15:24 and be lovers for life. The fuck did I just say that? 19, 20. Okay, that's a pretty good warm up. What the fuck just happened to his body? Audience, I could have swore a second ago that this guy was fucking jacked. Now this guy just deflated like a
Starting point is 00:15:41 fucking balloon. Honestly, I feel like what happened was Shane Plays accidentally put the clips in the wrong order. Bro had a little oopsie in the editing process. It's all good. I fuck up too. Fight harder than a thought. Sure, it may be difficult, but you don't have to fucking shit yourself.
Starting point is 00:16:01 I work out every morning. I get up at fucking 5 a.m. for this shit. It's okay to grunt and moan and shit while you're doing a workout. But you don't need to fucking... Like, shut the fuck up. I don't really kind of out of shape, aren't I? I'm gonna start from somewhere. Like, man, I feel so weak.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Oh my gosh, Jerry. You're such a weak loser. Yeah, you'll never amount to anything, man. Ha, ha, ha, ha. No, no, I'm not a weak loser. I am getting better myself. And then we'll see who's left. Finally, an okay life lesson from Shane plays.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Hop on self-improvement, ladies and gentlemen. You all fucking need it. If there's anything on my channel, I'm ever gonna say that serious? Get on self-improvement. Believe me, it'll change your life. I was depressed as fuck making YouTube videos. But now, I just have fun with this shit. And it is all thanks to self-improvement.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Believe me, you guys gotta fucking do it. It'll change your life. Hey, there's some dumbbells. Get this going. Holy shit. Motherfuck has skipped leg day. On God. Why does your arm look like a fucking potter? If you weren't gonna train your legs, you better walk around with some fucking pants.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Because that shit's fucking embarrassing. Oh, Jerry, over the past couple months you've changed. You look really strong. Well, thanks. I've been hitting the gym almost every day and eating a whole lot healthier. I'm feeling a whole lot better too. Well, I'm gonna get back to work. Hey, uh, Carmen, hold on a second.
Starting point is 00:17:21 Yeah, what's up? Um, are you doing anything Friday night? Uh, no, I think I'm free. Oh, yeah, yeah, so am I. Uh, do you maybe wanna go out to like dinner? Or go on a date or something? What did I fucking tell y'all? You surround a single man with a single woman,
Starting point is 00:17:38 and what do you think fucking happens? Them single Pringle's bad a mingle, if you know what I'm saying? Really? Yeah, of course. Awesome. Friday night it is then. Um, do my eyes deceive me? Or did Jerry just ask that girl out? Am I just that forgettable?
Starting point is 00:17:54 Is she just that much cooler than me? Yeah, fuck you. It's a really good idea. Yeah, it's been so much fun. I'm having a really great time with you, Jerry. And I'm having a lot of fun with you too, Carmen. You've been doing such a good job for my company. I think I have a position for you.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Really? Am I going to be a storm in? No, we're actually bringing you to the corporate division of the company. You'll be working at the home office. Now that is what I like to fucking hear. My dude went on a hot date. He got the fucking job raise. Dude's living, dog.
Starting point is 00:18:22 Today's the first day. You can do this, Jerry. Mr. Wilson, good morning. Oh, hey, Jerry, good morning. Welcome to the home office. I want to introduce you to some. Somebody. Meet your new business partner. What the Katie? Oh my gosh. What are you doing here? I just got promoted. What are you doing? Well, let's see. I took all of Thomas's money, broke up with him, and then I bought myself into this company. Now we can work together.
Starting point is 00:18:46 You obsessive woman. Audience, at that point, if a girl is trying to stalk me that hard, I would just take myself and my girl and we would haul ass. I ain't trying to have no fucking stalker up my ass 24-7. She really aunts a bum-ass shit right now. Anyway, since Psycho Bitch got hired at the main character's job, the girl keeps on doing shit to hopefully sabotage the man to hopefully get back with her. That is some very fucked up logic. Anyway, skipping forward, they eventually find the main character's best friend Thomas on the side of the road and decide to help him. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Thomas? Jerry? What are you doing in this neighborhood? Thought only rich people lived here. Yeah, well, I just bought this house. What are you doing? Katie took everything from me. Took all my money and broke up with me and now I'm homeless, man.
Starting point is 00:19:34 I mean, to be fair, I don't think that's how money works. Unless you're just that fucking stupid and gave your girlfriend 100% of your money. If that is what happened, then you are a fucking dumbass. I get it, dude. I just want to be friends, that's all. Yeah, I do too. Why don't you come inside and get cleaned up and order us some burgers or something? After these two men became friends again,
Starting point is 00:19:56 both of them try to open up their own phone company. And then, uh, some unexpected business happens. I want my phones to change the world for the better. Hey, wait, what's going on? Yeah, I think I'm fucking done. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Today we're gonna be playing extreme hiding seat because you can only hide in one color! Well, that just sounds fucking stupid. Hi, my name is Taubber and I hope I get a good color. Oh, come on, he's here too! Hi, I'm Zong's dad. I wonder what color I'm gonna get. Whoa, pink. Motherf-a-h-h-ha looks like filthy fray.
Starting point is 00:20:40 All right, people, what's up? Today, I found Zong's fakes challenge ever. If you think they did a hide-and-seek video with 50 invisible cameramen, then yeah, you're fucking delusional. Today, we're going to be playing extreme hiding-seek because you can only hide in one color. And the singers will have to face their biggest fear by playing with the scariest animal while the hiders are hiding. Wait a minute. So you're calling that a scary animal? Audience, I could be terribly wrong.
Starting point is 00:21:03 And tell me that's not a goat. And also, you call that shit hiding, Topper. What the fuck are you doing? What fucker thinks he's the green screen man? And the editors will take him out the video. Topper, I'm sorry, but this video is not entirely fake like your videos. I don't think the green screen effect is going to work this time. So who would I be the seeker?
Starting point is 00:21:21 What? I guess I'm the seeker. Bro, why is Zong's dad just ogling and cat? I mean, hey, Zong's dad? I don't blame you. I mean, look at her. She just looks like a... Hi, my name is Zong.
Starting point is 00:21:31 I wonder what color I'm going to get. Oh, I go red, let's go! Hi, my name is Topper. Shut the fuck. And I hope I get a good color. Oh, I got green. Let's go! You literally look like the great value Tobuscus.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Hi, I'm Zong's dad. I wonder what color I'm gonna get. Whoa, pink. What the heck am I gonna hide it? If I got pink, I would hide in your mother. Hi, my name is Rand. I hope I get a good color this time. Ah!
Starting point is 00:21:56 Oh, blue. That's my favorite color. My name is Nick. Let's see what color I get. Oh, yellow. Oh, man. Hi, my name is blue. Shut the fuck up, you pixie.
Starting point is 00:22:05 I swear this guy is so annoying. He is literally the worst one out of the Zong crew. And not to mention, this guy has the shittiest outfit known to man. Like, what the fuck happened? Did you roll out of bed in that shit? I wonder what color I'm gonna get. Yo, I go brown. Yo, I look like...
Starting point is 00:22:19 Yeah, and so does your entire fucking YouTube channel. By the way, Kat, if you can find them within the next hour, they will have to face their biggest fears. Wait, what? All right, boys, you have 10 minutes of hide. Good luck. Bimna, boom now. I always knew Topper and Nick loved each other like that.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Like, seriously, when is there not a video when these two dudes are touching each other's... We really need to find a good hiding spot. Oh, wait, no, hold on. Wait, trampoline. Okay, let's go trampoline first. It's important. This way, come on, Phil. Come on.
Starting point is 00:22:48 All right, Dad, let's go, let's go. Let's go. This way, come. While they're hiding, let's go play with the scary animals. Cat, you know, I could be a real scary. Okay, okay, I'll fucking stop. First animal is a goat. Oh, so I was fucking right.
Starting point is 00:23:00 May as well replace that with the word riff. I know, I know. I'm so fucking funny. Please subscribe. The first animal is a goat. No, no, no. Okay, in all seriousness, though, what the fuck are you doing? Like, cat, it's a fucking goat. Calm down. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:23:23 You see, audience, this is what happens when two brain cells escape the fucking orphanage. I swear they can play hide-in-seek with Helen Keller and they'll still fucking lose. Helen Keller and hide-and-seek would be like... Oh, there they are. Okay, uh... Let's keep going. Come on. Oh, brow, brow, brow.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Dude, the trees. Be careful, Bill. Kids do not try this at home! Wait, does this work? Yeah, it kind of look like a monkey. Ah, ah, ha, ha, ha. Oh my god, the racist shit I'm thinking of right now. YouTube, don't strike me because I have intrusive thoughts, okay?
Starting point is 00:23:55 Like I got to your red. It's red. Give me that. All right, all, all, all, all, all, all. How's this? I don't know. That doesn't look very good to me. If there's no good?
Starting point is 00:24:03 I can see you still. Okay, I gotta find somewhere else. Yeah, no, Zong, that was fucking stupid. There's literally so many places you can hide with the color red. I mean, there's, There's, yeah, I got fucking nothing. Where in the top of it go? Oh wait, there he is.
Starting point is 00:24:14 So sunny, I can't see. I can't hide here. Let's keep looking, let's keep looking. Dude, there's like no red! What if we just hide in the curtains like this? Can you still see me? But that's cheating, that's white. Dang it!
Starting point is 00:24:23 Wait, so all you need to do is make contact with the other color you're wearing? Well, shit. I would just go grab a pink pen or a red pen and hide under the bed. You're technically still hiding with your color, but that's the highest fucking IQ move I can think of. Where do we hide on color suck?
Starting point is 00:24:38 I guess we have to look somewhere else. Maybe we have to go inside that, Let's go! Yeah, so you see what I mean when I say I fucking hate these guys? We have extra chromosome 1 and extra chromosome 2. And they've already wasted a minute and a half for doing bump-fuck nothing. Voo just needs to hide in a pile of shit to resemble his YouTube channel. And Ray just needs to hide underwater without oxygen.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Because we don't want the bubbles to give away his position. Totally no other reason he shouldn't have oxygen underwater. This place is so awesome! What's your business? Let's go on the stairs. You can you get your brown ass. ass out of my face. Is there any blue here?
Starting point is 00:25:13 Ooh, look at the piano. Oh, that's blue. Maybe it got over there. Do I match? Hey, look, he's devolving back into an estrogen chromosome. No, you do not. You're attached to black. You're not black.
Starting point is 00:25:23 You're blue. Shut the fuck. The fuck. A fuck. A chicken. Oh, no, don't go away. Don't go away. No, chicken.
Starting point is 00:25:35 No, the chicken is escaping. No, cat, I just think your legs don't fucking work. Cat, I think you might have to cop one of these bad boys. My God, that's perfect. Should I just hide against this? Yo, they're kind of green and yellow. We could both hide here. Yeah, we could. Oh, wait, what's that up there?
Starting point is 00:25:48 Dude, what? There's so much green right here. Definitely got the best color. Let's go. My color sucks. Okay, so I'm definitely gonna hide here because there's so much green. But since I've found my spot, I'll help you find your spot. Really? Yo, thank you, bro. Hey, dumbasses, PDA, motherfucker. Too much public display of affection.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Go take that weird shit somewhere else. Alright, come on. Let's go, let's go. Come on. We're inside the house now. Let's see if there's some pink and red, I guess. Okay. This room right here.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Check on this room. This is literally all white. Oh my gosh, there's nothing. All I want to do is go to bed. No, son, you can't go to sleep. We have to hide. A cat's going to find us. Oh, yeah, I don't want cats to find us.
Starting point is 00:26:24 I swear these guys would get literally distracted by anything. Every single person in this video, I swear, has like a collective six brain cells. And just like their fucking audience, their attention spans are just as dog shit. I swear they can't focus on the fucking objective for five seconds without getting distracted. Now I understand why this video is 15. fucking minutes long. Let's go! Let's get out of here, man.
Starting point is 00:26:47 It's like Medusa! With the hair. Can you please get the fuck off my screen? Oh, the next animal is a duck. Oh, it's kind of cute. Cat, how the fuck is that thing cute? If I were you, Cat, I would be sending that bitch to KFC. It's so cute and cuddly and friendship.
Starting point is 00:27:04 What the fuck did you do, Cat? You like dislocated its neck or some sh-ham-oh-fuck? I guess you got no other choice but to send it to KFC. Oh, I felt pink! Okay, perfect! I felt pink! Um, are I hidden? This is pretty bad, dad.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Bring it, this is so hard. That's what your mom said whenever I. We're going to go to someone else. Yo, dude, this house is huge. Dude, this is sick. Yo, there has to be a spot for you to hide around here. Wait, bro, there's some yellow over here. Oh my gosh, yo, yo, what is this?
Starting point is 00:27:32 Bro, we're in the movie theater right now. You should take this opportunity to watch a Rith video. It'll finally restore your negative IQ fucking brain. Bro, we need to take a break. It's fresh air. Oh, wow. Look at this view. Yo, it's so pretty! Oh my gosh!
Starting point is 00:27:47 Can this guy stop rubbing his fucking mobs? Oh my gosh, it's blue! That means I can hide in it! Oh, perfect! There's goggles waiting here for me! Time to get in! Talk about a hiding spot that just seems perfectly convenient. You see, audience, this is how you know this video was fucking fake as hell. You'll start noticing that all of a sudden they're gonna find the perfect hiding spot. And some of these spots literally don't even make fucking sense. Oh my gosh! Wait!
Starting point is 00:28:11 Look, pink! This is the best hiding spot ever! Audience, see what the fuck I mean? Oh my gosh, everybody's finding their perfect hiding spot all at the same time. Totally not the fakesest fucking challenge I've ever seen. Oh my God. Is that what I think it is? Is that a tree house? Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:28:29 How does your voice get that fucking high? I literally have to squeeze my balls in order to make that noise. Oh my guy. It looks so cool, yo. This is my highest spot 100%. Wow, bro. Good job. So fucking convenient.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Let's go high. Yo, look at this tree house. There's so many things in here. Yo, this definitely suits me! I'm hiding in here 100%. Can you calm the f*** down? All right, now that we're done playing with the animals, let's go find the boys.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Yeah, so plot twist she found everybody. She found Zong Zong's dad, Topper, Nick, and Voo. And Ray fucking drowned. What a happy ending. Anyways, everybody clicked the video on screen to watch more. Well yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came later. Hey guys, so today we're gonna react to this very cringy YouTuber named Benji X Garland.
Starting point is 00:29:12 We got dumpy and Keyboy and Engween and of course, right this in between. All right, people, what's up? The BrainRot YouTuber Benji X. Scarlet is digging himself a deeper grave. Now, audience, a few days ago, I posted a video about Benji X. Scarlet, how this BrainRot YouTuber, Benji, illegally sent a copyright strike to one of my YouTube friends for making very valid criticism about his AI-generated brain rot music.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Since this copyright strike has happened, a disc track has been posted with me and a bunch of my other YouTube friends, and since then, Benji X. Scarlett has been keeping quiet about the situation. Despite the like-to-d dislike ratio and the comments section has been completely destroying him ever since. Well, in search of me trying to find Benji X. Scarlett replying to the situation, I found a YouTube short that Benji posted a few months ago talking about us. Yeah, he's talking about all of your favorite YouTubers in my gang's group chat. Let's see what he has to say about us. Hey guys, so today we're gonna react to this very cringy YouTuber named Benji X.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Garland. This dude, unironically thinks that he's a comedy genius with this shit. Today we're talking about Benji X. Dude, can you please take your fist out of your stink portal, please? Because I'm on original, can't come up with any of my own ideas and am a terrible YouTuber. Ironic you say that we can't come up with our own video ideas, even though your whole fucking sexuality has been sprunky for the past while. If Roblox and Sprunkey were to disappear tomorrow, so would you. Your entire social media presence is dependent on AI generated dog shit. And whatever is the latest and greatest trend that
Starting point is 00:30:58 your 10-year-old sister is fucking watching for 10 hours straight? I guess what I'm trying to say here is that you are completely replaceable. The majority of fans, if you can even call them that, they're not necessarily for you. They're here for funny Sprunkey Giot. In contrast to the beauty of my genre and what my friends do, how her entire career is based off of being funny and trying to make people laugh. If your ass doesn't have sprukey ass cheeks on screen, you're going fucking homeless. That is sad. Oh yeah, he also said this. You don't listen to Benjie X Scarlet?
Starting point is 00:31:32 Oh, so you're a little loser. You're nothing but a little loser. Little loser. Little loser. Inside out of a smiling critter. Yeah, uh, I don't. In fact, listen to Benji X. Scarlet. Cannot to be rude little bro, but you should be the last person rocking that Snapchat filter.
Starting point is 00:31:53 In fact, it's pretty funny that you have to use that Snapchat filter to even look like that. By default, dude, you look like the Timo version of Onisian. Not exactly a person you want to look like. Lucky for me, audience, this is my natural face complexion, okay? There is nothing being altered in my face right here. I am naturally that sexy. But you know what isn't very f- fucking sexy audience. Benji X. Scarlett's actual music videos. If my name was Mary a
Starting point is 00:32:21 motherfuckin' webster and I had to find the definition of gay. It would probably be this dude's actual music videos. Do you remember the day we met? I think about it every day. Trigger warning for everybody that is single and wants to mingle. After watching this music video, you're probably going to want to take a vow of celibacy and want to be a fucking monk forever. Just warning, you now. Why do you look so fucking fruity, dude? Listen, man, no matter what kind of relationship I'm in, and no matter how simpy I feel for my baby girl.
Starting point is 00:33:01 Not even God can get me to post the photos that me and her take together on the internet. This whole video is just negative 1 million aura. If you're trying to portray yourself as like some badass on the internet, this is not the way to do it, Benji. You look like a fucking fruit. cake right now. All I'm gonna say is that this shit should have stayed inside your camera roll. Holy shit, they're Disney adults too. Yeah, now everything is coming full circle as to how you became a sensitive piece of shit. No wonder you struck down my friend's video. You're a low testosterone, high
Starting point is 00:33:41 estrogen Disney adult that starts crying over true love's first kiss in a fucking Disney movie. Oh my god, so this is the guy that me and my friends are dealing with. We truly have a special case with this one. Honestly, I can tell she was scared of heartbreak if she decided to be with your fucking ass. She's sitting in her bed so fucking scared of December and being lonely in the winter
Starting point is 00:34:17 blues that she decided to fold for your fucking ass. You're wearing a fucking picnic sheet on your body, dude. Please tell me how desperate you were for a boyfriend, girl. If your girl is honestly wearing a t-shirt of another
Starting point is 00:34:38 man on her body, bro, you're a fucking cuck. I can't tell because of how far away she is from the camera. But if that is the picture of another man and she's wearing it on her body? Seriously, Benji, you're a grade a simp if you let that happen. You already know that Benji's girlfriend is probably looking at this music video being like, oh, that's so fucking sweet Benji. Listen, Benji, nobody is thinking this song is like a hood classic at all. Besides your girl and your mommy, nobody else is going to think this shit is going platinum. If you want true unbiased opinion, please check my comment section. And to be honest, I think that my unbiased comment section is going to agree with me on this two.
Starting point is 00:35:27 At least these music videos are not as bad as your main channel. Seriously, guys, take a look at this shit. Benji, was the boobies really necessary on these characters? You couldn't have done anything else to indicate that these characters were female? I think you got a little carried away with this one. Speaking of carried away, this shit takes that phrase to a whole another level. Spunky Spunky Spunky Cat, I know you really know. When it's got a Spurkey cat. This dude is actually pouring out his heart and soul over Sprunky ass. Can you believe that this is the shit that this dude does to get a roof over his head?
Starting point is 00:36:14 Now that is another level of sad. Fat, fat, Spunk is Fad Fats Prunk is E, E, E, E, E. Okay, this dude is officially getting carried away with this shit. Why are we making obesity look fun and cute to the youth? This is a terrible influence on children. Like if I walked in the living room and I seen my son putting this on the Roku 4K TV. How getting fat and obese is so cool and fucking hip. I would be whooping his fucking ass.
Starting point is 00:36:41 He wouldn't even be able to sit down. Watching Brainrod music videos about getting fat and obese. Here's a Bible. Learn about fasting, you fat ass. I love milkshakes. I love ice cream. We always eat. I'm not me.
Starting point is 00:36:58 I think we can end it off with a good life lesson. Eat your vegetables, kids. With that being said, subscribe to the channel if you want me to make a part three on Benji X Scarlet. Anyways, I'll catch you guys later. I'm eating popcorn right now. All right, people, what's up? Today, the creepiest animation channel got a thousand times worse. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is once again, RICO animations. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I've made about two videos on this guy in the past, I believe,
Starting point is 00:37:32 and I sincerely apologize for not making a third. This freaky, a motherfucker keeps on making the weirdest content known to man. And for some reason, it has gone under my radar for a few fucking months until I saw Inglein's video, so go ahead and subscribe to Inglein because he's the one that's shown me this shit. We have a lot to cover today. Let's begin. Yeah, uh, I would have gotten completely violated by this video
Starting point is 00:38:02 if I wasn't on my computer. Yeah, I know, Rico, you would have fucked the ever-living shit But I'll have you know that you have failed dramatically. I'm on PC, baby. Anyways, to anybody that was on iPhone or Android watching this video, I sincerely hope you didn't put that shit in your fucking mouth. Because not only would you have gotten violated by Rico animations, only 40 seconds in the fucking video.
Starting point is 00:38:26 But dude, come on, your cell phone is fucking nasty. Why would you ever want to put that shit up to your lips? To anybody that did that, please pause the video, brush your fucking teeth and come back. I'm trying to do you a favor. I'm an eagle. Yep, yep, I'm just going to pause the video here. Rico, what the f*** do you think about in your head when animating this shit?
Starting point is 00:38:44 Audience, you know how this guy Rico makes his videos right. He just takes an audio off of TikTok and he animates it. You get a fart sound effect in a guy calling himself an eagle. That's not much subject matter to play with in the animation studio. How the f*** do you get this idea from that audio? The thoughts that must go on in this guy's head to animate this shit is fucking insane. You're not eagle. You're an adult man. I ain't a eagle. Listen, guys, if this is the type of content I have to watch for the remaining eight minutes of this fucking video,
Starting point is 00:39:21 I am seriously considering resigning my job as a YouTuber. This is only the second video in. And we already got this eagle guy with implanted Kardashian ass flying away with this dude that's also making eagle sounds. I swear the viewers on Spotify that are just listening to the audio of this video is going to be so fucking confused. I'm so fucking sorry, Spotify viewers. You have been warned. There is nowhere to run. Okay, at this point, I am sincerely convinced that this dude just lets his intrusive thoughts get the best of them.
Starting point is 00:40:02 But to be fair, I cannot say I did not ever think this type of thought whenever I seen my teacher reject my bathroom request. Speaking of which, why the f f f f*** do we have to ask for permission to go to the fucking bathroom? Guys, we have biological needs. Why the fuck are we asking our fat-ass teachers to go to the bathroom? Whenever their fat fucking asses are able to just to say that they're going to go to the bathroom at any time. It makes no fucking sense. I think we got to start normalizing, pissing and shitting in the fucking classroom. What do you say?
Starting point is 00:40:36 Ladies and gentlemen, I know that nobody's going to admit it, but this is totally fucking relatable. Do you know how many Google searches I've had on the shitter asking how to shit without pain? Listen, audience, when I get that Indian food, I am dying on the toilet. Chad GPT gets to hear all about how that poop leaves my asshole. If anybody in the comments admits that they do this one is showing in the video, you are not gonna have any shame from me.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Chad GPT probably knows more about my asshole than I do. Hello? Hey, I'm eating popcorn right now. Shout out all my viewers that fucking bleed on the toilet. And it's really good. Wow, baby, that's amazing. Do you even like me? Once again, audience, this is a fucking.
Starting point is 00:41:20 entire video is totally relatable. I swear I could be dying on the toilet after eating five Taco Bell Supremes. And while I am dying on the toilet, my girl is going to call me stuffing her fucking face with McDonald's, asking me if she was a worm that if I would still love her kind of shit. First off, girl, fuck off. I'm on the toilet. And second off, no, I would not love you if you were a fucking... Wow, Rico, you're so fucking funny, dude. Huddietz, I could Just swore the whole Master Ugui quote thing was already dead like a fucking year ago. Remember when this motherfucker master Ugui was the thing he would do this shit every day? Come on, Rico, doing Master Ugui quotes in The Mighty 2025 is crazy.
Starting point is 00:42:17 It's not funny anymore, dude. What is that one song for you that instantly makes you start crying? Bro, all the employed people watching this video are going to relate so bad. Listen, viewers, with this alarm in the morning, I know exactly how you feel. When I would wake up for high school and I had to hear this shit every day, it was not pleasant. Because I knew if I had that same alarm sound every single day, I would be starting off my day with impending doom. I had to find some type of positivity in my life. And it sure is shit was not going to start with the same alarm sound every day.
Starting point is 00:43:02 To the people that have the same alarm sound every morning, you guys are psychotic. I personally couldn't do that shit. would see a level of depression on my face that nobody would ever want to witness. Guys, I think my son has a girlfriend. Oh my gosh, look at him. Look, look. I've seen him act like this before and I just, I don't know what it means. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:43:25 Wait a minute, Rico. What do you mean by this video? Are you not supporting LGBT citizens? Yeah, no, if this was my son, you would be getting kicked out of the house immediately. It's not even a homophobic thing. Why the f f f f f f f*** would you have those paintings on your wall? If I see that zesty-assie-ass shit on your wall, I'm not even gonna claim you on my taxes.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Put that kind of shit on my wall. Yeah, you bet your ass you're gonna get fucking disowned. By the way, YouTube, I am not being homophobic, okay? I love gay people. They're my favorite people in the world. I wish I could be gay, ladies and gentlemen. You hear that YouTube, I wish I was gay. I'm just like you guys.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Audience, for this 10 seconds of the video, I am wokeed the fuck up, okay? I'm so fucking wokeed right now. I think I'm gonna ask out a man today. Leave a like on the video if you support this decision, okay? community. As a man that goes to the gym, I entirely find this relatable too. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, to the ones that go to the gym. You know exactly what I'm fucking talking about.
Starting point is 00:44:35 When you're hitting those deadlifts, ladies and gentlemen, suddenly all the dinners you ate in the past year want to come out your ass. I'm not joking, audience. If you haven't gone to the gym yet, go. Please do the deadlifts, and you'll see what I'm talking about. Here's a reason there's memes on the internet where there's actual shit stains from people doing deadlifts. It is a real thing. It's very fucking real and I have felt it myself. Except I haven't shit myself yet. I pray to God I'm not going to.
Starting point is 00:45:07 Listen, as much of a badass I like to make myself out to be on YouTube, I'm a complete with these fucking roaches. If I were to see a roach right now while I'm recording, I'm going to leave my room like a fucking Yeti and scream like a pussy. And I'm perfectly fine admitting that. Yes, guys, Reth is a fucking pussy. I don't like roaches. But anyways, audience, I have to go take a shit, so I'm gonna conclude the video. Subscribe if you would like a part three on Rico animations. With that being said, I'll catch you guys.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Later. Do you want to do the Devils Tango? All right, people, what's up? Today we're revisiting the creepiest Minecraft YouTuber Baba. For anybody that doesn't know who Baba is, he is a P&G, That would tell story times about all the times he would have sex Start making out and then after that she took off her pants But now Baba is having sex in real life my fortnight girlfriend wanted to shower with me
Starting point is 00:46:06 What in the 10 buck fuck am I getting into this is where I ask you serious question do the Do you do you want to do the devil's tango boy is that a quote? I do not fucking miss This motherfucker's done everything in life except the devil's tango Bro, that's wild, especially after building your entire career after sucking and fucking. Why are you here? What? Not you want to be a f***. Yo, why should you do my closet, bro?
Starting point is 00:46:30 Yo, why should you do my closet? No, no, no, no, she's such my closet, bro. She can't do my closet? Okay, enough with the skin on skin, girl. I'm not trying to smash right now. Why the fuck you standing like that? I know that this is a skit, but I honestly feel like this is how Baba acts when a woman actually wants to smash. Uh-huh, I'm bough to fuck to pussy.
Starting point is 00:46:51 Shut the fuck. Fuck up. Do the devil's tango? Not right now. No, we can't. Yes, we can't. No, we can't. Why not?
Starting point is 00:47:01 Because, I just met me, like, you personally. Like, I know we met all Fortnite, okay? I get it. We met all Courtney. Like, we can't. Well, okay, yo, chill. Chill. Chill.
Starting point is 00:47:10 You see, audience, you just walk towards the girl. You see, audience, Baba's horny. He just doesn't want to admit it. I mean, I don't know how he still wants to smash after the thousands of sucking and fucking videos he's done on YouTube shorts. It just baffles me. he still got juice in the tank. No, no.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Yeah, I get it. I said I wanted to go to the video, okay? You stay here. You get hot to bed. Look, this blank, this is everything here, okay? Me? I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, you know, take this. I'll take a pillow.
Starting point is 00:47:35 Okay, so you only need one pillow. These are good pillows anyway. And I'm gonna go sleep on the couch. Okay? You stay here, I'll go on the couch. But I want you right here. No, no, no. I'm not gonna be right there.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Okay? We're not smashed. I've never seen somebody reject Kucci as hard as this guy. I mean, when you're an expert in the, field of the devil's tango I suppose it can get annoying over time but then again do you think this guy is really commander Coochie I'm not buying your bullshit Baba Oh is this thing recording I think it is all right. Yo what's going on bubble again? No Baba it's just a camcorder sticking up in the fucking air with you holding it bro I hate when people do that shit it's so annoying
Starting point is 00:48:16 You're not fucking quirky dog I see as I'm filming this I already know you guys gonna support because I already am editing the second part of the video Oh, I left my OBS running. If there's one positive thing I will say about this video is that that is a sexy ass setup. I'll have you no audience that me and Baba practically have the same setup. At least my shit's actually organized and it doesn't look like a fucking yard sale.
Starting point is 00:48:39 I just realized Baba is literally living some of y'all's life goals right now. If you guys ever feel good about yourselves in life, just realize that this guy is getting women before you. Or unless this person's a paid actor, it's probably a fucking paid actor. Listen, do I genuinely believe that Baba gets women? Fuck no.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Bro, okay. You got pushed off, V, because Baba ain't got no time for hoes. You see, girl, Baba doesn't have time for pussy. He needs to make sure it's about how he's getting pussy. Isn't that a fucking oxymoron? Do you want breakfast? Brass. No, don't even ask for help, real.
Starting point is 00:49:42 Get yourself up, bro. I was trying to sleep. At this point, I'm just witnessing some in-cell shit. Listen, if you really didn't care about this girl, you probably would have kicked her out of your apartment days ago. With me, ladies and gentlemen, things would be a different story. Let's just say that I own an AR-15 with a lot of fucking ammo. Girl, I know you're used to things getting shot inside you, but trust me, baby girl, I'm a little different.
Starting point is 00:50:04 Don't pull up to my fucking crib. I mean, shit. When you live at home by yourself and making a bunch of videos about how you're sucking and fucking, I think that's pretty lonely. The girl's low-key right, Baba, you should fold for her, and I will even give you the honor of having an e-dating pass. Because you fuckers met on Fortnite. All right, guys, I'm awake now. I'm up. V ended up waking me up.
Starting point is 00:50:29 Why do I feel like this dude actually just woke up? The dude's bags under his eyes are bigger than my fucking bank. Anyways, we're gonna go check on my room real quick. What's you doing here, bro? What is that on the fuck? What is that on the laptop? Hey, yo, what the? Whoa, chill.
Starting point is 00:50:41 What was that? No, no, what's on there? Nah, no, don't cap with me. What's on there? Give me the laptop. V, give me the laptop right now. This acting makes Darmann look like a fucking god. If we're supposed to simulate a stalker girl looking up my Instagram in my fucking bed,
Starting point is 00:50:58 I think I'm going to have to whip out the Colt 45, two zigzags, baby, that's all we need. You know what they say, motherfucker, equal rights, equal fights. Give it to me, V. V, give it, give it, give it. What's on this laptop, bro? What? Is that my Instagram? You had my Instagram open with you last night?
Starting point is 00:51:15 Fight and you put, bro, what? I mean, that must be flattering, but holy shit, that must be creepy. Bro, if I knew all the girls in my school that'd be looking at my Instagram, I would not even be fucking surprised. But hey, when girls like a dude, bro, they go fucking crazy. Are you serious right now, bro? You put your bra on my... Bro, is this actually like your... Bro, V! You can't do that!
Starting point is 00:51:39 Holy fuck this virgin energy! Baba, I'm sick of your bullshit. Just rip off each other's clothes and get it fucking over with already. Two hours later. How the fuck did we arrive here? I could have swore just a... Second ago, they were talking about his Instagram. I only skipped a minute into the video and we're fucking showering now.
Starting point is 00:52:00 And Baba, there's no reason to censor yourself showering. I know that cock is fucking pathetic. YouTube won't even detect that fucking shit. Baba, you better get the fuck out of that shower before you become her fucking breakfast. Nowadays, girls are into fucking dieting and I know that meat in between your fucking legs is just what she wants. Can I finish my shower? You're not going to eat in the shower, okay? Just go over there
Starting point is 00:52:43 I'll meet you like 10 minutes What? Baba, what do you mean what? Last I remember, I don't record myself fucking showering. I guarantee you this dude Probably beats his cock to himself. That's fucking crazy, bro.
Starting point is 00:53:00 You record yourself Showering and then you beat yourself to yourself showering. Now that's insane. And like, you just chill, okay? Can I eat with you? No, no, I got to go eat in the office. I got to go eat in the office.
Starting point is 00:53:11 You, you, okay, yo, chill. Baba is trying his absolute hardest to get the 12-year-olds that watches videos rock fucking hard. I don't know, Baba. I think it's a little weird that the P&G Tuber demographic is kids. And then you upload a video like this where the source value is to whore out your girlfriend. I don't know. It's a little fucking weird, not going to lie.
Starting point is 00:53:33 I have no idea what to do with her. She's just here for some reason. Bro, bro, I met her on Fortnite. What? I don't know. I hope. I think I just heard of help. Yo, give me a sec, yo, give me a sec.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Yo, go ahead. What the hell? What the heck? Bro, what? She's yelling hell. What the heck? What is she doing, bro? Yo! Yo! Now that audience is what I call a happy ending. But anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.
Starting point is 00:54:00 But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Can I ask you something? Yeah. Do you have a fat coochie? Yeah. Really? Alright, audience, what's up? Today we're checking out the worst TikToks on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Bro, why the f f*** you talking to my girlfriend? Was that good? Was that kinda hot? Okay. Actually, sir, that has gotta be one of the most inferior beta male things I've ever seen. You cannot tell anybody, especially the Sigma male myself, to mess with your girlfriend. Believe me, nobody is scared of you. Well, hi, Georgie. I don't know what the hell this is, but it's creepy. Chicken motherfuckin'nuggets.
Starting point is 00:54:43 Chicken motherfuck Nuggets. Chicken motherfucker muck nuggets. Why do I have a deep feeling? this person is in theater class. Or maybe he's a voice actor for the next fucking Pokemon game. Either way, sir, it sounds like you have a serious case of lung cancer. You might want to get
Starting point is 00:55:03 that checked. That's me boring. I don't know what's worse, people thinking that I'm a furry or this shit. I'm just a sexy version of Bob from Animal Crossing. At least I'm not doing whatever the hell this is, bro. This is an actual furry. I mean, look at this sick shit.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Things you should never say to a guy. Number one, I'm not hungry. Boboo, boob, look at me. Eat something okay. Buh, boba, eat something okay? Number two, Baca. Or not Baca. Baca.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Or not Baca. Number three, your friend is cute. Guys can be a bit overprotective. I heavily want to believe this guy is being unironic, but sir, you're not fooling me. I know you're trolling. Even though what he's doing is Clout Chasey as hell to end up on one of my videos, I gotta respect the hustle. He got the attention of me.
Starting point is 00:56:10 I'm gonna let y'all be the judge of that gang. And I'm gonna let y'all be the judges of y'all. I'm gonna let y'all be the judge of y'all. I can... You can tell me what you want. This son of a gun really said Statue of Liberty. And why does he have so much ink on his body? And God, why does he have candy corn teeth?
Starting point is 00:56:33 Huh? What do you mean? You're seriously gonna date other girls? Yeah, more or less. I don't want you to! If I see you with another girl, I'll kill her. You know, I respect cosplay heavily. You know, I really support the idea of expressing yourself in the form of art. But please, do not ever act out as one of the characters from Death Note ever again. You made me regret watching my favorite anime. I swear, it's always the people that laugh with their head who are the best people.
Starting point is 00:57:01 Like, you know, the people that go... Who the fuck is this guy? Why does he look like mini-minter? You know the phrase, it's easy to entertain a man? The people were not lying when they said that. You give a man a creola marker and he will have the time of his life. I can't even make fun of this, bro. He's having more fun than me.
Starting point is 00:57:32 What in God's name is going on? I've never seen a man passionately lick a wall before. He probably has experience licking other things. Can I ask you something? Yeah. Do you have a fat coochie? Yeah. Really?
Starting point is 00:57:47 Couple goals, am I right, fellas? I don't know what happened after the camera turned off, but I'm assuming he got his cooter. He must be a very proud man. If you don't know me and you don't like me for no reason, you're just a hater. Simple as that. Like, how the fuck are you not gonna like me? But you don't know me. Make it make sense, please.
Starting point is 00:58:08 I mean, I just met you and I already don't like you. Not because of your appearance, but because you just look like a sensitive little shit. Are you still with me? Yeah Orlin stop What's wrong sweetie I wore the wrong Ships
Starting point is 00:58:25 Nicacado avocado I knew at this point The founder of Fupas Would be in the video He's like a stain on the internet Much like the shit stain in his pants You know I've always wanted to tell you this But
Starting point is 00:58:42 Every time That you get undressed I hear symphonies in my head, yeah. I wrote this song just looking at you oh. Whoever marries this young gentleman's going to have a great life.
Starting point is 00:59:08 He's got to be one of the most energetic and cringy people on the internet, but damn it, that energy is what keeps a marriage alive. God bless this man. I sincerely apologize to everybody watching. To let everybody know the My Hero Academia fan base is discussed And occasionally, you're going to come across people like this. Just ignore him. The show's amazing. You'll have my sword.
Starting point is 00:59:40 And you have my bow. And my ox. I don't see how it's gonna help, dude, but all right, let's go, guys, come on. I feel like this is the guy that gassed me in the locker room in seventh grade. It was either him or the fat Mexican kid. I have no idea. Moral of the story, X body spray is disgusting. And I hope you never get women. More cheese, please.
Starting point is 01:00:06 I don't understand this TikTok in the slightest, but that man looks enthusiastic. He loves himself some big cheezers. I have, um... I just had, like, a crush on you, and I was wondering if she wanted to go out with me. Um... I have a boyfriend.
Starting point is 01:00:23 I wonder, like, friends. I was just kidding, man. It was a joke. I was just kidding. Oh, that was a good one. Um... Oh, God. make it stop. Why would you ask out a woman that's so out of your league on stream?
Starting point is 01:00:44 I do not feel bad for this guy. He knew what was coming. Do, do, do to horror. Do you do to do to horror. Hora, hoara, hoara, the explorer. Boobes and super cool, explore Dora. Grab your plan B. Let's go. Jump in. Vomenos. You can lead the way. Let's not forget that Dora's four years old. All I'm saying is that you're mad weird for this. I don't know why there's no sun up in the sky stormy weather Since my man and I ain't together This guy's having a midlife crisis
Starting point is 01:01:28 This guy's balding so badly but doesn't want to emit defeat He wants to keep his treadlock so bad Just give up on your hair, bro If you ain't at the car no game, then what the fuck you ass Shut up, Keemstar. I need to think of something to make fun of this guy with football's a shit sport. Well, I do some straight guys get so bloody pressed when a gay guy hits on them. For me, I take that as a huge compliment because one, I'm secure enough in my own sexuality. And two, it's kind of like, oh, baby, you know you're hot when you can pull both genders.
Starting point is 01:02:02 But I don't know. I'm just throwing my thoughts out there. Hey, bro, you know what? You ended up in this compilation, But I agree with you. It must be a pretty cool thing that you can pull both genders. But anyways, audience, that's it for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

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