Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 28
Episode Date: October 24, 2025*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 28 ...
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Be a good girl, I don't go on.
That's me, sir.
All right, people, what's up?
Today, I discovered the cringiest couple on TikTok.
Now, audience, the subject of today's video is aimless, M-list.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
For the sake of this video, we're just going to call them M's.
Anyway, scrolling through this couple's TikTok account,
it's honestly like third wheeling a fucking E-Date.
The videos that I have seen on my 4U page
makes me want to throw up and then eat it and then throw up again.
So yeah, for anybody that is single watching this video, well, you're gonna wanna stay single by the end of it.
Let's begin.
Listen, right, as somebody that is currently in a relationship, you will find me dead before a video like this of me gets released.
My entire YouTube career is based off of having some pretty good aura.
I'm the guy that makes fun of everybody.
I'm the guy that's supposed to prove people wrong.
If a video ever gets released of me being some motherfucking sip, bro, I'm the guy that's supposed to prove people wrong.
Bro, I'm cooked. I officially will lose everything.
I am sitting here watching this shit and wondering why the fuck would it ever leave the camera roll?
If you guys think that this video was bad, the videos we're about to watch is much fucking worse.
Once again, ladies and gentlemen, you will find me dead before I wear a daddy bracelet on my left arm.
Imagine going in for a handshake with your girlfriend's dad and he sees that shit.
Oh my God, bro, you're going to get your fucking ass beat.
But seriously though, only two videos into this shit and I already am cringing my ass off.
As I said before, this is like third wheeling some e-dating wattpad shit.
Who the fuck is commenting on this video saying hashtag goals?
Bro, y'all horny motherfuckers need to go outside immediately.
Maybe, can I have some money?
Is it too?
Maybe I'm just kidding.
Okay, listen, I know that we're supposed to roast this guy because he's supposed to have a lot of money.
But dude, you don't fucking understand what kind of card that is.
For those who don't know, ladies and gentlemen, the Black American Express card is fucking insane.
The Black American Express card has absolutely no limit on what you can spend.
So basically, ladies and gentlemen, if this motherfucker really wants to buy something, that's $100 million.
That Black American Express card will not decline.
So, uh, audience, as much as I want to say that this guy is a cringe ball, he is fucking rich.
And there is no denying that, that is a Black American Express card.
What the fuck?
Dude, there is no fucking way an owner of a Black American Express card actually sounds like that.
Why not? What's wrong, baby?
Bro, fuck off.
Can you just stop?
Bro, if this is what millionaire TikTok couples are like, I do not want to put my relationship online.
There's no fucking way that they actually do this shit on ironically when the camera is off.
I swear they whip out Wattpad and read some weird ass fanfels.
fiction shit and they're like oh yeah baby another video idea and the worst part about their
tic-tok account is not exactly their videos but their fan base their entire fan base is unironically
commenting on their videos saying this is hashtag goals and shit guys this shit is scripted at least i hope so
stop sitting here and commenting thinking that this is what relationships are like it is not nine
times out of 10 your boyfriend is not going to be constantly wearing suits and driving Mercedes-bands all the time
and grabbing your upper thigh while driving.
First off, most guys are fucking losers.
In two, you're probably not the type of girl to pull that type of guy.
Simple as that, motherfucker.
Yeah, there is no way in fucking hell I would ever allow that to happen.
Listen, audience, I'm a car guy.
I got two cars right now.
I am not going to allow my girlfriend to be driving this shit.
She got a car that's half the size of mine and she already be bumping into shit.
And it's like a fourth of the fucking horsepower.
Sorry not sorry. I ain't trust in nobody with my fucking whip.
Okay, dude, we get it. You're fucking rich and you spoil your girlfriend for absolutely no reason.
You know, I kind of find it a little weird that relationships nowadays are just chopped up to how much fucking money you spend.
We've already seen what, like three TikTok so far just about giving this girl money?
Like, why do relationships have to be all about money, bro?
You gotta make it about love, right?
Is that what it's about nowadays?
Listen, ladies and gentlemen, I'll put it.
this way. If you want to be in a relationship, you better be a fucking millionaire. I'm sorry.
There is in fact an annual subscription to having a girlfriend.
Oh my gosh, babe, I got you a dairy ring with your fucking money. I guarantee, ladies and
gentlemen, she bought that shit with the $50,000 that she was asking him for. And guess what?
I guarantee later in this video, we're going to have to witness this guy's fake reaction.
Oh my gosh, babe. Thank you for the dairy ring that you bought with my fucking money.
Dude, this shit is so fucking bad.
Hey, baby, I have a surprise for you.
You know, with the shit I've seen on this TikTok page,
I think that would be a pretty good assumption.
With this type of e-dater character AI bullshit I'm listening to,
I feel like I'm getting pregnant through the fucking screen listening to this dude talk.
I feel like I'm being sexually harassed through the fucking screen.
International Men's Day?
What the fuck is that?
Wednesday, November 9th.
18th of 2025.
International Men's Day honors the invaluable contributions to men in society, families, and communities worldwide.
No one ever gave a fuck about me.
Bro, this shit is making me want to puke as I'm watching.
Is this what happens when you have all the money in the world that you just couldn't give a fuck what your digital footprint is like?
Because personally, I don't care how much money I have.
I am not risking my fucking aura for this shit.
I've always thought that family channels and couple TikTok accounts were fucking stupid,
but this shit is another level.
What the hell?
This is gonna be you.
You're the best, baby.
Now we have matching dairy rewis.
Now I just need one more for the middle finger.
Bye.
You're not going to you anymore.
Bro, somebody please make it stop.
This shit is so fucking cringe.
Why are people watching these videos and thinking that this is some hot erotic shit that actually happens in real life?
I will die on this hill, ladies and gentlemen, telling you that this shit is scripted.
Because I pray to God, this is scripted.
Because if this shit is not scripted in that this shit is actually normal among couples,
I think I'm going to have to unsubscribe to my relationship today.
Because clearly, I must not be doing something right.
Dude, this shit was sponsored by Watpad, bro.
Be a good girl while I'm gone tonight.
Bro, shut your Discord, E-Kitten ass up.
I knew that these two motherfuckers were watching Watep.
head every single night.
They see some weirdo shit and they're like,
oh my God, we gotta recreate this.
Bro, I fucking knew it.
Bro, there is no fucking way you have a daddy bracelet
and you're dominant at the same time.
With a combo like that,
I just think that you're interested in the same sex.
I think I'm done with this shit.
Huddy and subscribe to the channel for a part two on TikTok couples.
With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.
Katie, are you cheating on me with my best friend?
Of course I'm cheating on you.
Yeah, but she'll never love you the way I love you.
All right, people, what's up?
Today we're checking out probably the most psychotic Roblox roleplay I've ever seen.
The Cheating Girlfriend, a Roblox movie by Shane plays.
I can only imagine how this shit turns out.
It doesn't seem like anything's biting today.
What's what my girlfriend Katie's up to?
Yeah.
Well, that's weird.
It sounds just like her.
Wait a second.
That is her.
And that's my best friend Thomas?
What are they doing?
All right.
Did motherfucker just jump in the water for a girl?
I'm sorry, audience.
If I noticed my girl was cheating on me?
There would be no fucking way I would jump in the water over that shit.
At that point, the fucking dog shit on my shoe would be more valuable than my girlfriend.
Oh my gosh, you're so...
Jerry?
What are you doing here?
I could ask you the same thing, Katie.
Come on, man.
We're just hanging out, you know?
Katie, are you cheating on me with my best friend?
Of course I'm cheating on you, Jerry.
What the heck?
Yeah, look at him.
I mean, he's...
He's really handsome and he's super rich and he's way stronger than you altogether.
That is the most black-pilled shit I've ever heard.
He's handsome, rich, and he's fucking strong.
You hear that gentleman?
That is all the traits you need to get a woman's heart.
Fuck having a good personality.
Fuck having a good job.
Fuck having good knowledge about the world.
If you're rich, you're handsome and strong, then you want all the hoes in the world.
You're supposed to be my best friend.
How could you do this to me?
Yo, dude, just chill out, okay?
What does this been going on?
Two, three.
Six months?
Six months?
Wait, so she's been dating two dudes for over six months.
So that means whenever they do the...
And they taste...
Oh, oh!
Bro, that is fucking crazy.
You a girl going for two dudes.
That is wild.
I are broken up, and I'm going to live my life without you.
Whatever, don't care.
I can't stand to look at either of you right now.
You're no longer welcome here.
This is my boat.
This is your dad's boat.
Same thing.
Yeah.
Bye loser.
The loser is the one that doesn't use daddy's money.
Anybody that solely relies on daddy's money for fucking everything,
and then passing off the money and flexing to others that it's your money,
you're a fucking piece of shit fraud.
Oh, look at this fucking outfit I just got!
Fuck off!
Man, I think I let her morrow this.
And I think that's about it.
Got my stuff and I'm out of here.
Oh, Jerry?
Hey, how's it going, buddy?
Hi, Jerry.
What are you doing here?
Well, Katie and I have broken up.
I just came here to get my things.
What?
I can't believe this.
You had Katie?
Broken up?
you guys are high school sweethearts. What happened? Why would you do this? Katie was cheating on me with my best
friend Thomas. She would never do something like that. Yes, I agree. It was probably you that was
cheated. What? You probably just needed the excuse to break up with her. Boy, do I love when parents are so
naive. Most of you guys' parents might think that you guys are fucking angels, but let's keep it a stack
for a second. You have a fucked up mind. And you know it. And you use that to take advantage of your
parents. So I'd fucking lie to me. No, Katie is way too good for you. I knew it from the
hard, didn't I, honey? Yes, you did say. You have no business in my house. Get out. I love how quickly
the parents switch up. I mean, isn't that what happens with pretty much every breakup? Both ends of
the spectrum think you're too good for each other and then both friends from both spectrum
stop being friends together for some reason. Because it was all bound together over a fragile
fucking relationship between two people. Essentially, nobody fucking wins.
And no problem. Jerry, there you are. Hi. What do you want? I think we should get back together.
I changed my mind.
What?
No way.
What do you mean, no way?
You broke my trust and my heart.
Jerry, stop being so stupid.
Jerry, come back.
That's right, King, walk off.
Don't look back and become a red-pilled motherfucker.
Gotta get your fucking ass in a gym,
making yourself some dough, some money.
And then watch your cheating girlfriend come back.
I swear it's gonna happen.
Man, Carmen, we have been so busy the past couple days.
Everyone's coming in to buy that new iPhone.
Since when the fuck did he get so jacked?
I mean, I did say for him to go to the gym, but I didn't expect for him to fucking get jacked overnight.
Good shit, dog.
And you seem a bit distracted. Are you okay?
Distracted? What? No, I'm totally fine.
I know you better than that. What's wrong?
Well, I broke up with my girlfriend, Katie, because...
No, babe, whatever. You can get whatever you want in here.
I want the new iPhone 14.
Classic white girls. I literally got the iPhone 14, and bro, I'm gonna keep it a stack.
It's the same phone every year.
Holy shit, a better phone camera.
It's really not that crazy.
I think for you, babe.
Wow, Jerry, fancy seeing you here.
Katie, you know I work here.
Oh, yeah, you told me that.
But I forgot because it was so boring.
Yeah, super boring.
Jerry, look at my new outfit that Thomas bought me.
Would you ever buy anything like this for me?
Probably not.
I mean, look at his own clothes.
This is a work you for.
Oh, whatever.
Look, if you guys aren't going to buy anything,
then you need to leave the store.
Who is this poor girl and why is she talking to me?
I don't know, babe, I think she works here.
You know what? You can't tell me what to do!
What a psycho bitch?
This audience is what happens when you let daddy's money run to your head.
When you get everything handed to you, it's almost like you get handed back your years of age.
And then you resort to acting like a fucking two year old out in public
because you didn't get shit handled your way.
Fuck off with that pussy shit.
Whoa, Katie, what is wrong with you?
Being around you just makes me so...
All right.
Both you guys, get out.
Yeah, whatever, we're out of here.
Come on, babe.
Let me go buy you a new Barkin' bat.
What an absolute soy boy.
Come on, babe, let me get you into...
Shut the fuck up.
If I'm going to be completely honest with you,
I think I actually do support the main character's X
and his best friend being together.
Because it's going to teach his best friend a lesson.
She's gonna fucking milk him of all his money,
and when he's all out, she's gonna fuck off.
You don't believe me, fucking watch.
That was your ex-girlfriend?
Yeah, and my ex-best friend, too.
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
I'm not gonna let them get to me.
So what?
You're not super rich like that guy.
I mean, he's probably never worked a day in his life.
I have no idea.
I'm gonna improve myself, for my own sake.
Not just because we broke up.
Audience, they're gonna get together.
Do I have any basis on this matter?
Absolutely not.
I just have a feeling they're gonna get together
and be lovers for life.
The fuck did I just say that?
19, 20.
Okay, that's a pretty good warm up.
What the fuck just happened to his body?
Audience, I could have swore a second ago
that this guy was fucking jacked.
Now this guy just deflated like a
fucking balloon. Honestly, I feel
like what happened was Shane Plays
accidentally put the clips in the wrong order.
Bro had a little oopsie in the editing
process. It's all good. I fuck up too.
Fight harder than a thought.
Sure, it may be difficult, but you don't have to
fucking shit yourself.
I work out every morning.
I get up at fucking 5 a.m. for this shit.
It's okay to grunt and moan and shit while you're doing a workout.
But you don't need to fucking...
Like, shut the fuck up.
I don't really kind of out of shape, aren't I?
I'm gonna start from somewhere.
Like, man, I feel so weak.
Oh my gosh, Jerry.
You're such a weak loser.
Yeah, you'll never amount to anything, man.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
No, no, I'm not a weak loser.
I am getting better myself.
And then we'll see who's left.
Finally, an okay life lesson from Shane plays.
Hop on self-improvement, ladies and gentlemen.
You all fucking need it.
If there's anything on my channel, I'm ever gonna say that serious?
Get on self-improvement.
Believe me, it'll change your life.
I was depressed as fuck making YouTube videos.
But now, I just have fun with this shit.
And it is all thanks to self-improvement.
Believe me, you guys gotta fucking do it.
It'll change your life.
Hey, there's some dumbbells. Get this going.
Holy shit.
Motherfuck has skipped leg day.
On God.
Why does your arm look like a fucking potter?
If you weren't gonna train your legs, you better walk around with some fucking pants.
Because that shit's fucking embarrassing.
Oh, Jerry, over the past couple months you've changed.
You look really strong.
Well, thanks.
I've been hitting the gym almost every day and eating a whole lot healthier.
I'm feeling a whole lot better too.
Well, I'm gonna get back to work.
Hey, uh, Carmen, hold on a second.
Yeah, what's up?
Um, are you doing anything Friday night?
Uh, no, I think I'm free.
Oh, yeah, yeah, so am I.
Uh, do you maybe wanna go out to like dinner?
Or go on a date or something?
What did I fucking tell y'all?
You surround a single man with a single woman,
and what do you think fucking happens?
Them single Pringle's bad a mingle, if you know what I'm saying?
Really? Yeah, of course.
Awesome.
Friday night it is then.
Um, do my eyes deceive me?
Or did Jerry just ask that girl out?
Am I just that forgettable?
Is she just that much cooler than me?
Yeah, fuck you.
It's a really good idea.
Yeah, it's been so much fun.
I'm having a really great time with you, Jerry.
And I'm having a lot of fun with you too, Carmen.
You've been doing such a good job for my company.
I think I have a position for you.
Really?
Am I going to be a storm in?
No, we're actually bringing you to the corporate division of the company.
You'll be working at the home office.
Now that is what I like to fucking hear.
My dude went on a hot date.
He got the fucking job raise.
Dude's living, dog.
Today's the first day.
You can do this, Jerry.
Mr. Wilson, good morning.
Oh, hey, Jerry, good morning.
Welcome to the home office.
I want to introduce you to some.
Somebody. Meet your new business partner. What the Katie? Oh my gosh. What are you doing here?
I just got promoted. What are you doing? Well, let's see. I took all of Thomas's money, broke up with him, and then I bought myself into this company. Now we can work together.
You obsessive woman. Audience, at that point, if a girl is trying to stalk me that hard, I would just take myself and my girl and we would haul ass. I ain't trying to have no fucking stalker up my ass 24-7.
She really aunts a bum-ass shit right now.
Anyway, since Psycho Bitch got hired at the main character's job,
the girl keeps on doing shit to hopefully sabotage the man to hopefully get back with her.
That is some very fucked up logic.
Anyway, skipping forward, they eventually find the main character's best friend Thomas
on the side of the road and decide to help him.
Wait a minute.
Thomas?
Jerry?
What are you doing in this neighborhood?
Thought only rich people lived here.
Yeah, well, I just bought this house.
What are you doing?
Katie took everything from me.
Took all my money and broke up with me and now I'm homeless, man.
I mean, to be fair, I don't think that's how money works.
Unless you're just that fucking stupid and gave your girlfriend 100% of your money.
If that is what happened, then you are a fucking dumbass.
I get it, dude.
I just want to be friends, that's all.
Yeah, I do too.
Why don't you come inside and get cleaned up and order us some burgers or something?
After these two men became friends again,
both of them try to open up their own phone company.
And then, uh, some unexpected business happens.
I want my phones to change the world for the better.
Hey, wait, what's going on?
Yeah, I think I'm fucking done.
Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today.
Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
Today we're gonna be playing extreme hiding seat because you can only hide in one color!
Well, that just sounds fucking stupid.
Hi, my name is Taubber and I hope I get a good color.
Oh, come on, he's here too!
Hi, I'm Zong's dad.
I wonder what color I'm gonna get.
Whoa, pink.
Motherf-a-h-h-ha looks like filthy fray.
All right, people, what's up?
Today, I found Zong's fakes challenge ever.
If you think they did a hide-and-seek video with 50 invisible cameramen, then yeah, you're fucking delusional.
Today, we're going to be playing extreme hiding-seek because you can only hide in one color.
And the singers will have to face their biggest fear by playing with the scariest animal while the hiders are hiding.
Wait a minute.
So you're calling that a scary animal?
Audience, I could be terribly wrong.
And tell me that's not a goat.
And also, you call that shit hiding, Topper.
What the fuck are you doing?
What fucker thinks he's the green screen man?
And the editors will take him out the video.
Topper, I'm sorry, but this video is not entirely fake like your videos.
I don't think the green screen effect is going to work this time.
So who would I be the seeker?
What?
I guess I'm the seeker.
Bro, why is Zong's dad just ogling and cat?
I mean, hey, Zong's dad?
I don't blame you.
I mean, look at her.
She just looks like a...
Hi, my name is Zong.
I wonder what color I'm going to get.
Oh, I go red, let's go!
Hi, my name is Topper.
Shut the fuck.
And I hope I get a good color.
Oh, I got green.
Let's go!
You literally look like the great value Tobuscus.
Hi, I'm Zong's dad.
I wonder what color I'm gonna get.
Whoa, pink.
What the heck am I gonna hide it?
If I got pink, I would hide in your mother.
Hi, my name is Rand.
I hope I get a good color this time.
Ah!
Oh, blue.
That's my favorite color.
My name is Nick.
Let's see what color I get.
Oh, yellow.
Oh, man.
Hi, my name is blue.
Shut the fuck up, you pixie.
I swear this guy is so annoying.
He is literally the worst one out of the Zong crew.
And not to mention, this guy has the shittiest outfit known to man.
Like, what the fuck happened?
Did you roll out of bed in that shit?
I wonder what color I'm gonna get.
Yo, I go brown.
Yo, I look like...
Yeah, and so does your entire fucking YouTube channel.
By the way, Kat, if you can find them within the next hour,
they will have to face their biggest fears.
Wait, what?
All right, boys, you have 10 minutes of hide.
Good luck.
Bimna, boom now.
I always knew Topper and Nick loved each other like that.
Like, seriously, when is there not a video when these two dudes are touching each other's...
We really need to find a good hiding spot.
Oh, wait, no, hold on.
Wait, trampoline.
Okay, let's go trampoline first.
It's important.
This way, come on, Phil.
Come on.
All right, Dad, let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
This way, come.
While they're hiding, let's go play with the scary animals.
Cat, you know, I could be a real scary.
Okay, okay, I'll fucking stop.
First animal is a goat.
Oh, so I was fucking right.
May as well replace that with the word riff.
I know, I know. I'm so fucking funny. Please subscribe.
The first animal is a goat.
No, no, no.
Okay, in all seriousness, though, what the fuck are you doing?
Like, cat, it's a fucking goat.
Calm down.
Oh my god.
You see, audience, this is what happens when two brain cells escape the fucking orphanage.
I swear they can play hide-in-seek with Helen Keller and they'll still fucking lose.
Helen Keller and hide-and-seek would be like...
Oh, there they are.
Okay, uh...
Let's keep going.
Come on.
Oh, brow, brow, brow.
Dude, the trees.
Be careful, Bill.
Kids do not try this at home!
Wait, does this work?
Yeah, it kind of look like a monkey.
Ah, ah, ha, ha, ha.
Oh my god, the racist shit I'm thinking of right now.
YouTube, don't strike me because I have intrusive thoughts, okay?
Like I got to your red.
It's red.
Give me that.
All right, all, all, all, all, all, all.
How's this?
I don't know.
That doesn't look very good to me.
If there's no good?
I can see you still.
Okay, I gotta find somewhere else.
Yeah, no, Zong, that was fucking stupid.
There's literally so many places you can hide with the color red.
I mean, there's,
There's, yeah, I got fucking nothing.
Where in the top of it go?
Oh wait, there he is.
So sunny, I can't see.
I can't hide here.
Let's keep looking, let's keep looking.
Dude, there's like no red!
What if we just hide in the curtains like this?
Can you still see me?
But that's cheating, that's white.
Dang it!
Wait, so all you need to do is make contact
with the other color you're wearing?
Well, shit.
I would just go grab a pink pen or a red pen
and hide under the bed.
You're technically still hiding with your color,
but that's the highest fucking IQ move I can think of.
Where do we hide on color suck?
I guess we have to look somewhere else.
Maybe we have to go inside that,
Let's go!
Yeah, so you see what I mean when I say I fucking hate these guys?
We have extra chromosome 1 and extra chromosome 2.
And they've already wasted a minute and a half for doing bump-fuck nothing.
Voo just needs to hide in a pile of shit to resemble his YouTube channel.
And Ray just needs to hide underwater without oxygen.
Because we don't want the bubbles to give away his position.
Totally no other reason he shouldn't have oxygen underwater.
This place is so awesome!
What's your business?
Let's go on the stairs.
You can you get your brown ass.
ass out of my face.
Is there any blue here?
Ooh, look at the piano.
Oh, that's blue.
Maybe it got over there.
Do I match?
Hey, look, he's devolving back into an estrogen chromosome.
No, you do not.
You're attached to black.
You're not black.
You're blue.
Shut the fuck.
The fuck.
A fuck.
A chicken.
Oh, no, don't go away.
Don't go away.
No, chicken.
No, the chicken is escaping.
No, cat, I just think your legs don't fucking work.
Cat, I think you might have to cop one of these bad boys.
My God, that's perfect.
Should I just hide against this?
Yo, they're kind of green and yellow. We could both hide here.
Yeah, we could.
Oh, wait, what's that up there?
Dude, what? There's so much green right here.
Definitely got the best color. Let's go.
My color sucks.
Okay, so I'm definitely gonna hide here because there's so much green.
But since I've found my spot, I'll help you find your spot.
Really? Yo, thank you, bro.
Hey, dumbasses, PDA, motherfucker.
Too much public display of affection.
Go take that weird shit somewhere else.
Alright, come on.
Let's go, let's go.
Come on.
We're inside the house now.
Let's see if there's some pink and red, I guess.
Okay.
This room right here.
Check on this room.
This is literally all white.
Oh my gosh, there's nothing.
All I want to do is go to bed.
No, son, you can't go to sleep.
We have to hide.
A cat's going to find us.
Oh, yeah, I don't want cats to find us.
I swear these guys would get literally distracted by anything.
Every single person in this video, I swear, has like a collective six brain cells.
And just like their fucking audience, their attention spans are just as dog shit.
I swear they can't focus on the fucking objective for five seconds without getting distracted.
Now I understand why this video is 15.
fucking minutes long.
Let's go!
Let's get out of here, man.
It's like Medusa!
With the hair.
Can you please get the fuck off my screen?
Oh, the next animal is a duck.
Oh, it's kind of cute.
Cat, how the fuck is that thing cute?
If I were you, Cat, I would be sending that bitch to KFC.
It's so cute and cuddly and friendship.
What the fuck did you do, Cat?
You like dislocated its neck or some sh-ham-oh-fuck?
I guess you got no other choice but to send it to KFC.
Oh, I felt pink!
Okay, perfect!
I felt pink!
Um, are I hidden?
This is pretty bad, dad.
Bring it, this is so hard.
That's what your mom said whenever I.
We're going to go to someone else.
Yo, dude, this house is huge.
Dude, this is sick.
Yo, there has to be a spot for you to hide around here.
Wait, bro, there's some yellow over here.
Oh my gosh, yo, yo, what is this?
Bro, we're in the movie theater right now.
You should take this opportunity to watch a Rith video.
It'll finally restore your negative IQ fucking brain.
Bro, we need to take a break.
It's fresh air.
Oh, wow.
Look at this view.
Yo, it's so pretty! Oh my gosh!
Can this guy stop rubbing his fucking mobs?
Oh my gosh, it's blue! That means I can hide in it!
Oh, perfect! There's goggles waiting here for me! Time to get in!
Talk about a hiding spot that just seems perfectly convenient.
You see, audience, this is how you know this video was fucking fake as hell.
You'll start noticing that all of a sudden they're gonna find the perfect hiding spot.
And some of these spots literally don't even make fucking sense.
Oh my gosh! Wait!
Look, pink! This is the best hiding spot ever!
Audience, see what the fuck I mean?
Oh my gosh, everybody's finding their perfect hiding spot all at the same time.
Totally not the fakesest fucking challenge I've ever seen.
Oh my God.
Is that what I think it is?
Is that a tree house?
Holy shit.
How does your voice get that fucking high?
I literally have to squeeze my balls in order to make that noise.
Oh my guy.
It looks so cool, yo.
This is my highest spot 100%.
Wow, bro.
Good job.
So fucking convenient.
Let's go high.
Yo, look at this tree house.
There's so many things in here.
Yo, this definitely suits me!
I'm hiding in here 100%.
Can you calm the f*** down?
All right, now that we're done playing with the animals,
let's go find the boys.
Yeah, so plot twist she found everybody.
She found Zong Zong's dad, Topper, Nick, and Voo.
And Ray fucking drowned.
What a happy ending.
Anyways, everybody clicked the video on screen to watch more.
Well yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came later.
Hey guys, so today we're gonna react to this very cringy YouTuber
named Benji X Garland.
We got dumpy and Keyboy and Engween
and of course, right this in
between.
All right, people, what's up?
The BrainRot YouTuber Benji X. Scarlet is digging himself a deeper grave.
Now, audience, a few days ago, I posted a video about Benji X.
Scarlet, how this BrainRot YouTuber, Benji, illegally sent a copyright strike to one of my
YouTube friends for making very valid criticism about his AI-generated brain rot music.
Since this copyright strike has happened, a disc track has been posted with me and a bunch
of my other YouTube friends, and since then, Benji X. Scarlett has been keeping quiet about the situation.
Despite the like-to-d dislike ratio and the comments section has been completely destroying him ever since.
Well, in search of me trying to find Benji X. Scarlett replying to the situation,
I found a YouTube short that Benji posted a few months ago talking about us.
Yeah, he's talking about all of your favorite YouTubers in my gang's group chat.
Let's see what he has to say about us.
Hey guys, so today we're gonna react to this very cringy YouTuber named Benji X.
Garland.
This dude, unironically thinks that he's a comedy genius with this shit.
Today we're talking about Benji X.
Dude, can you please take your fist out of your stink portal, please?
Because I'm on original, can't come up with any of my own ideas and am a terrible YouTuber.
Ironic you say that we can't come up with our own video ideas, even though your whole fucking sexuality has been sprunky for the past
while. If Roblox and Sprunkey were to disappear tomorrow, so would you. Your entire social media
presence is dependent on AI generated dog shit. And whatever is the latest and greatest trend that
your 10-year-old sister is fucking watching for 10 hours straight? I guess what I'm trying to say here
is that you are completely replaceable. The majority of fans, if you can even call them that,
they're not necessarily for you. They're here for funny Sprunkey Giot. In contrast to the beauty of my
genre and what my friends do, how her entire career is based off of being funny and trying to make people laugh.
If your ass doesn't have sprukey ass cheeks on screen, you're going fucking homeless.
That is sad.
Oh yeah, he also said this.
You don't listen to Benjie X Scarlet?
Oh, so you're a little loser.
You're nothing but a little loser.
Little loser.
Little loser.
Inside out of a smiling critter.
Yeah, uh, I don't.
In fact, listen to Benji X. Scarlet.
Cannot to be rude little bro, but you should be the last person rocking that Snapchat filter.
In fact, it's pretty funny that you have to use that Snapchat filter to even look like that.
By default, dude, you look like the Timo version of Onisian.
Not exactly a person you want to look like.
Lucky for me, audience, this is my natural face complexion, okay?
There is nothing being altered in my face right here.
I am naturally that sexy.
But you know what isn't very f-
fucking sexy audience. Benji X. Scarlett's actual music videos. If my name was Mary a
motherfuckin' webster and I had to find the definition of gay. It would probably be this dude's
actual music videos. Do you remember the day we met? I think about it every day.
Trigger warning for everybody that is single and wants to mingle. After watching this music video,
you're probably going to want to take a vow of celibacy and want to be a fucking monk forever. Just warning,
you now.
Why do you look so fucking fruity, dude?
Listen, man, no matter what kind of relationship I'm in, and no matter how simpy I feel
for my baby girl.
Not even God can get me to post the photos that me and her take together on the internet.
This whole video is just negative 1 million aura.
If you're trying to portray yourself as like some badass on the internet, this is not the way
to do it, Benji.
You look like a fucking fruit.
cake right now. All I'm gonna say is that this shit should have stayed inside your camera roll.
Holy shit, they're Disney adults too. Yeah, now everything is coming full circle as to how you became a
sensitive piece of shit. No wonder you struck down my friend's video. You're a low testosterone, high
estrogen Disney adult that starts crying over true love's first kiss in a fucking Disney movie. Oh my god,
so this is the guy that me and my friends are dealing with. We truly have a special
case with this one.
Honestly, I can tell she was scared of
heartbreak if she decided to be with
your fucking ass. She's sitting in her
bed so fucking scared of
December and being lonely in the winter
blues that she decided to fold
for your fucking ass.
You're wearing a fucking picnic
sheet on your body, dude. Please
tell me how desperate you were for a
boyfriend, girl.
If your girl is honestly
wearing a t-shirt of another
man on her body, bro, you're a
fucking cuck. I can't tell because of how far away she is from the camera. But if that is the
picture of another man and she's wearing it on her body? Seriously, Benji, you're a grade
a simp if you let that happen. You already know that Benji's girlfriend is probably looking at this
music video being like, oh, that's so fucking sweet Benji. Listen, Benji, nobody is thinking this song
is like a hood classic at all. Besides your girl and your mommy, nobody else is going to think
this shit is going platinum. If you want true unbiased opinion, please check my comment section.
And to be honest, I think that my unbiased comment section is going to agree with me on this two.
At least these music videos are not as bad as your main channel. Seriously, guys, take a look at this
shit. Benji, was the boobies really necessary on these characters? You couldn't have done
anything else to indicate that these characters were female? I think you got a little carried away with this one.
Speaking of carried away, this shit takes that phrase to a whole another level.
Spunky Spunky Spunky Cat, I know you really know.
When it's got a Spurkey cat.
This dude is actually pouring out his heart and soul over Sprunky ass.
Can you believe that this is the shit that this dude does to get a roof over his head?
Now that is another level of sad.
Fat, fat, Spunk is Fad Fats Prunk is E, E, E, E, E.
Okay, this dude is officially getting carried away with this shit.
Why are we making obesity look fun and cute to the youth?
This is a terrible influence on children.
Like if I walked in the living room and I seen my son putting this on the Roku 4K TV.
How getting fat and obese is so cool and fucking hip.
I would be whooping his fucking ass.
He wouldn't even be able to sit down.
Watching Brainrod music videos about getting fat and obese.
Here's a Bible.
Learn about fasting, you fat ass.
I love milkshakes.
I love ice cream.
We always eat.
I'm not me.
I think we can end it off with a good life lesson. Eat your vegetables, kids.
With that being said, subscribe to the channel if you want me to make a part three on Benji X Scarlet.
Anyways, I'll catch you guys later.
I'm eating popcorn right now.
All right, people, what's up?
Today, the creepiest animation channel got a thousand times worse.
Now, audience, the subject of today's video is once again, RICO animations.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, I've made about two videos on this guy in the past, I believe,
and I sincerely apologize for not making a third.
This freaky, a motherfucker keeps on making the weirdest content known to man.
And for some reason, it has gone under my radar for a few fucking months
until I saw Inglein's video,
so go ahead and subscribe to Inglein because he's the one that's shown me this shit.
We have a lot to cover today.
Let's begin.
Yeah, uh, I would have gotten completely violated by this video
if I wasn't on my computer.
Yeah, I know, Rico, you would have fucked the ever-living shit
But I'll have you know that you have failed dramatically.
I'm on PC, baby.
Anyways, to anybody that was on iPhone or Android watching this video,
I sincerely hope you didn't put that shit in your fucking mouth.
Because not only would you have gotten violated by Rico animations,
only 40 seconds in the fucking video.
But dude, come on, your cell phone is fucking nasty.
Why would you ever want to put that shit up to your lips?
To anybody that did that, please pause the video,
brush your fucking teeth and come back.
I'm trying to do you a favor.
I'm an eagle.
Yep, yep, I'm just going to pause the video here.
Rico, what the f*** do you think about in your head when animating this shit?
Audience, you know how this guy Rico makes his videos right.
He just takes an audio off of TikTok and he animates it.
You get a fart sound effect in a guy calling himself an eagle.
That's not much subject matter to play with in the animation studio.
How the f*** do you get this idea from that audio?
The thoughts that must go on in this guy's head to animate this shit is fucking insane.
You're not eagle. You're an adult man. I ain't a eagle.
Listen, guys, if this is the type of content I have to watch for the remaining eight minutes of this fucking video,
I am seriously considering resigning my job as a YouTuber.
This is only the second video in.
And we already got this eagle guy with implanted Kardashian ass flying away with this dude that's also making eagle sounds.
I swear the viewers on Spotify that are just listening to the audio of this video is going to be so fucking confused.
I'm so fucking sorry, Spotify viewers.
You have been warned.
There is nowhere to run.
Okay, at this point, I am sincerely convinced that this dude just lets his intrusive thoughts get the best of them.
But to be fair, I cannot say I did not ever think this type of thought whenever I seen my teacher reject my bathroom request.
Speaking of which, why the f f f f*** do we have to ask for permission to go to the fucking bathroom?
Guys, we have biological needs.
Why the fuck are we asking our fat-ass teachers to go to the bathroom?
Whenever their fat fucking asses are able to just to say that they're going to go to the bathroom at any time.
It makes no fucking sense.
I think we got to start normalizing, pissing and shitting in the fucking classroom.
What do you say?
Ladies and gentlemen, I know that nobody's going to admit it,
but this is totally fucking relatable.
Do you know how many Google searches I've had on the shitter asking how to shit without pain?
Listen, audience, when I get that Indian food,
I am dying on the toilet.
Chad GPT gets to hear all about how that poop leaves my asshole.
If anybody in the comments admits that they do this one is showing in the video,
you are not gonna have any shame from me.
Chad GPT probably knows more about my asshole than I do.
Hello?
Hey, I'm eating popcorn right now.
Shout out all my viewers that fucking bleed on the toilet.
And it's really good.
Wow, baby, that's amazing.
Do you even like me?
Once again, audience, this is a fucking.
entire video is totally relatable. I swear I could be dying on the toilet after eating five
Taco Bell Supremes. And while I am dying on the toilet, my girl is going to call me
stuffing her fucking face with McDonald's, asking me if she was a worm that if I would still
love her kind of shit. First off, girl, fuck off. I'm on the toilet. And second off, no, I would
not love you if you were a fucking... Wow, Rico, you're so fucking funny, dude. Huddietz, I could
Just swore the whole Master Ugui quote thing was already dead like a fucking year ago.
Remember when this motherfucker master Ugui was the thing he would do this shit every day?
Come on, Rico, doing Master Ugui quotes in The Mighty 2025 is crazy.
It's not funny anymore, dude.
What is that one song for you that instantly makes you start crying?
Bro, all the employed people watching this video are going to relate so bad.
Listen, viewers, with this alarm in the morning, I know exactly how you feel.
When I would wake up for high school and I had to hear this shit every day, it was not pleasant.
Because I knew if I had that same alarm sound every single day, I would be starting off my day with impending doom.
I had to find some type of positivity in my life.
And it sure is shit was not going to start with the same alarm sound every day.
To the people that have the same alarm sound every morning, you guys are psychotic.
I personally couldn't do that shit.
would see a level of depression on my face that nobody would ever want to witness.
Guys, I think my son has a girlfriend.
Oh my gosh, look at him.
Look, look.
I've seen him act like this before and I just, I don't know what it means.
Oh my gosh.
Wait a minute, Rico.
What do you mean by this video?
Are you not supporting LGBT citizens?
Yeah, no, if this was my son, you would be getting kicked out of the house immediately.
It's not even a homophobic thing.
Why the f f f f f f f*** would you have those paintings on your wall?
If I see that zesty-assie-ass shit on your wall,
I'm not even gonna claim you on my taxes.
Put that kind of shit on my wall.
Yeah, you bet your ass you're gonna get fucking disowned.
By the way, YouTube, I am not being homophobic, okay?
I love gay people.
They're my favorite people in the world.
I wish I could be gay, ladies and gentlemen.
You hear that YouTube, I wish I was gay.
I'm just like you guys.
Audience, for this 10 seconds of the video, I am wokeed the fuck up, okay?
I'm so fucking wokeed right now.
I think I'm gonna ask out a man today.
Leave a like on the video if you support this decision, okay?
community.
As a man that goes to the gym, I entirely find this relatable too.
Listen, ladies and gentlemen, to the ones that go to the gym.
You know exactly what I'm fucking talking about.
When you're hitting those deadlifts, ladies and gentlemen, suddenly all the dinners you
ate in the past year want to come out your ass.
I'm not joking, audience.
If you haven't gone to the gym yet, go.
Please do the deadlifts, and you'll see what I'm talking about.
Here's a reason there's memes on the internet where there's actual shit stains from
people doing deadlifts. It is a real thing. It's very fucking real and I have felt it myself.
Except I haven't shit myself yet. I pray to God I'm not going to.
Listen, as much of a badass I like to make myself out to be on YouTube, I'm a complete
with these fucking roaches. If I were to see a roach right now while I'm recording, I'm going to
leave my room like a fucking Yeti and scream like a pussy. And I'm perfectly fine admitting that.
Yes, guys, Reth is a fucking pussy.
I don't like roaches.
But anyways, audience, I have to go take a shit, so I'm gonna conclude the video.
Subscribe if you would like a part three on Rico animations.
With that being said, I'll catch you guys.
Later.
Do you want to do the Devils Tango?
All right, people, what's up?
Today we're revisiting the creepiest Minecraft YouTuber Baba.
For anybody that doesn't know who Baba is, he is a P&G,
That would tell story times about all the times he would have sex
Start making out and then after that she took off her pants
But now Baba is having sex in real life my fortnight girlfriend wanted to shower with me
What in the 10 buck fuck am I getting into this is where I ask you serious question do the
Do you do you want to do the devil's tango boy is that a quote? I do not fucking miss
This motherfucker's done everything in life except the devil's tango
Bro, that's wild, especially after building your entire career after sucking and fucking.
Why are you here?
What?
Not you want to be a f***.
Yo, why should you do my closet, bro?
Yo, why should you do my closet?
No, no, no, no, she's such my closet, bro.
She can't do my closet?
Okay, enough with the skin on skin, girl.
I'm not trying to smash right now.
Why the fuck you standing like that?
I know that this is a skit, but I honestly feel like this is how Baba acts when a woman actually wants to smash.
Uh-huh, I'm bough to fuck to pussy.
Shut the fuck.
Fuck up.
Do the devil's tango?
Not right now.
No, we can't.
Yes, we can't.
No, we can't.
Why not?
Because, I just met me, like, you personally.
Like, I know we met all Fortnite, okay?
I get it.
We met all Courtney.
Like, we can't.
Well, okay, yo, chill.
Chill.
Chill.
You see, audience, you just walk towards the girl.
You see, audience, Baba's horny.
He just doesn't want to admit it.
I mean, I don't know how he still wants to smash
after the thousands of sucking and fucking videos he's done on YouTube shorts.
It just baffles me.
he still got juice in the tank.
No, no.
Yeah, I get it.
I said I wanted to go to the video, okay?
You stay here.
You get hot to bed.
Look, this blank, this is everything here, okay?
Me?
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, you know, take this.
I'll take a pillow.
Okay, so you only need one pillow.
These are good pillows anyway.
And I'm gonna go sleep on the couch.
Okay?
You stay here, I'll go on the couch.
But I want you right here.
No, no, no.
I'm not gonna be right there.
Okay?
We're not smashed.
I've never seen somebody reject Kucci as hard as this guy.
I mean, when you're an expert in the,
field of the devil's tango I suppose it can get annoying over time but then again do you
think this guy is really commander Coochie I'm not buying your bullshit Baba
Oh is this thing recording I think it is all right. Yo what's going on bubble again?
No Baba it's just a camcorder sticking up in the fucking air with you holding it bro I hate when people do that shit it's so annoying
You're not fucking quirky dog I see as I'm filming this I already know you guys gonna support because I already am editing the second part of the video
Oh, I left my OBS running.
If there's one positive thing I will say about this video
is that that is a sexy ass setup.
I'll have you no audience that me and Baba
practically have the same setup.
At least my shit's actually organized
and it doesn't look like a fucking yard sale.
I just realized Baba is literally living
some of y'all's life goals right now.
If you guys ever feel good about yourselves in life,
just realize that this guy is getting women before you.
Or unless this person's a paid actor,
it's probably a fucking paid actor.
Listen, do I genuinely believe that Baba gets women?
Fuck no.
Bro, okay.
You got pushed off, V, because Baba ain't got no time for hoes.
You see, girl, Baba doesn't have time for pussy.
He needs to make sure it's about how he's getting pussy.
Isn't that a fucking oxymoron?
Do you want breakfast?
Brass.
No, don't even ask for help, real.
Get yourself up, bro.
I was trying to sleep.
At this point, I'm just witnessing some in-cell shit.
Listen, if you really didn't care about this girl,
you probably would have kicked her out of your apartment days ago.
With me, ladies and gentlemen, things would be a different story.
Let's just say that I own an AR-15 with a lot of fucking ammo.
Girl, I know you're used to things getting shot inside you, but trust me, baby girl, I'm a little different.
Don't pull up to my fucking crib.
I mean, shit.
When you live at home by yourself and making a bunch of videos about how you're sucking and fucking, I think that's pretty lonely.
The girl's low-key right, Baba, you should fold for her, and I will even give you the honor of having an e-dating pass.
Because you fuckers met on Fortnite.
All right, guys, I'm awake now.
I'm up.
V ended up waking me up.
Why do I feel like this dude actually just woke up?
The dude's bags under his eyes are bigger than my fucking bank.
Anyways, we're gonna go check on my room real quick.
What's you doing here, bro?
What is that on the fuck?
What is that on the laptop?
Hey, yo, what the?
Whoa, chill.
What was that?
No, no, what's on there?
Nah, no, don't cap with me.
What's on there?
Give me the laptop.
V, give me the laptop right now.
This acting makes Darmann look like a fucking god.
If we're supposed to simulate a stalker girl looking up my Instagram in my fucking bed,
I think I'm going to have to whip out the Colt 45, two zigzags, baby, that's all we need.
You know what they say, motherfucker, equal rights, equal fights.
Give it to me, V.
V, give it, give it, give it.
What's on this laptop, bro?
What?
Is that my Instagram?
You had my Instagram open with you last night?
Fight and you put, bro, what?
I mean, that must be flattering, but holy shit, that must be creepy.
Bro, if I knew all the girls in my school that'd be looking at my Instagram, I would not even be fucking surprised.
But hey, when girls like a dude, bro, they go fucking crazy.
Are you serious right now, bro?
You put your bra on my...
Bro, is this actually like your...
Bro, V! You can't do that!
Holy fuck this virgin energy!
Baba, I'm sick of your bullshit.
Just rip off each other's clothes and get it fucking over with already.
Two hours later.
How the fuck did we arrive here?
I could have swore just a...
Second ago, they were talking about his Instagram.
I only skipped a minute into the video and we're fucking showering now.
And Baba, there's no reason to censor yourself showering.
I know that cock is fucking pathetic.
YouTube won't even detect that fucking shit.
Baba, you better get the fuck out of that shower before you become her fucking breakfast.
Nowadays, girls are into fucking dieting and I know that meat in between your fucking legs is just what she wants.
Can I finish my shower?
You're not going to eat in the shower, okay?
Just go over there
I'll meet you like 10 minutes
What?
Baba, what do you mean what?
Last I remember, I don't record
myself fucking showering.
I guarantee you this dude
Probably beats his cock to himself.
That's fucking crazy, bro.
You record yourself
Showering and then you beat yourself
to yourself showering.
Now that's insane.
And like, you just chill, okay?
Can I eat with you?
No, no, I got to go eat in the office.
I got to go eat in the office.
You, you, okay, yo, chill.
Baba is trying his absolute hardest
to get the 12-year-olds that watches videos rock fucking hard.
I don't know, Baba.
I think it's a little weird that the P&G Tuber demographic is kids.
And then you upload a video like this where the source value is to whore out your girlfriend.
I don't know.
It's a little fucking weird, not going to lie.
I have no idea what to do with her.
She's just here for some reason.
Bro, bro, I met her on Fortnite.
What?
I don't know.
I hope.
I think I just heard of help.
Yo, give me a sec, yo, give me a sec.
Yo, go ahead.
What the hell?
What the heck? Bro, what? She's yelling hell. What the heck? What is she doing, bro?
Yo!
Yo!
Now that audience is what I call a happy ending.
But anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today.
Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
Can I ask you something?
Yeah.
Do you have a fat coochie?
Yeah.
Really?
Alright, audience, what's up?
Today we're checking out the worst TikToks on TikTok.
Bro, why the f f*** you talking to my girlfriend?
Was that good? Was that kinda hot? Okay.
Actually, sir, that has gotta be one of the most inferior beta male things I've ever seen.
You cannot tell anybody, especially the Sigma male myself, to mess with your girlfriend.
Believe me, nobody is scared of you.
Well, hi, Georgie.
I don't know what the hell this is, but it's creepy.
Chicken motherfuckin'nuggets.
Chicken motherfuck Nuggets.
Chicken motherfucker muck nuggets.
Why do I have a deep feeling?
this person is in theater class.
Or maybe he's a voice actor for the next
fucking Pokemon game.
Either way, sir, it sounds like you have a serious
case of lung cancer. You might want to get
that checked.
That's me boring.
I don't know what's worse, people
thinking that I'm a furry or this shit.
I'm just a sexy version of Bob
from Animal Crossing. At least I'm not doing
whatever the hell this is, bro. This is an actual
furry. I mean, look at this sick shit.
Things you should never say to a guy.
Number one, I'm not hungry.
Boboo, boob, look at me.
Eat something okay.
Buh, boba, eat something okay?
Number two, Baca.
Or not Baca.
Baca.
Or not Baca.
Number three, your friend is cute.
Guys can be a bit overprotective.
I heavily want to believe this guy is being unironic,
but sir, you're not fooling me.
I know you're trolling.
Even though what he's doing is Clout Chasey as hell to end up on one of my videos, I gotta respect the hustle.
He got the attention of me.
I'm gonna let y'all be the judge of that gang.
And I'm gonna let y'all be the judges of y'all.
I'm gonna let y'all be the judge of y'all.
I can...
You can tell me what you want.
This son of a gun really said Statue of Liberty.
And why does he have so much ink on his body?
And God, why does he have candy corn teeth?
Huh? What do you mean? You're seriously gonna date other girls?
Yeah, more or less.
I don't want you to!
If I see you with another girl, I'll kill her.
You know, I respect cosplay heavily. You know, I really support the idea of expressing yourself in the form of art.
But please, do not ever act out as one of the characters from Death Note ever again.
You made me regret watching my favorite anime.
I swear, it's always the people that laugh with their head who are the best people.
Like, you know, the people that go...
Who the fuck is this guy?
Why does he look like mini-minter?
You know the phrase, it's easy to entertain a man?
The people were not lying when they said that.
You give a man a creola marker and he will have the time of his life.
I can't even make fun of this, bro.
He's having more fun than me.
What in God's name is going on?
I've never seen a man passionately lick a wall before.
He probably has experience licking other things.
Can I ask you something?
Yeah.
Do you have a fat coochie?
Yeah.
Really?
Couple goals, am I right, fellas?
I don't know what happened after the camera turned off, but I'm assuming he got his cooter.
He must be a very proud man.
If you don't know me and you don't like me for no reason, you're just a hater.
Simple as that.
Like, how the fuck are you not gonna like me?
But you don't know me.
Make it make sense, please.
I mean, I just met you and I already don't like you.
Not because of your appearance, but because you just look like a sensitive little shit.
Are you still with me?
Yeah
Orlin stop
What's wrong sweetie
I wore the wrong
Ships
Nicacado avocado
I knew at this point
The founder of Fupas
Would be in the video
He's like a stain on the internet
Much like the shit stain in his pants
You know I've always wanted to tell you this
But
Every time
That you get undressed
I hear symphonies
in my head, yeah.
I wrote this song just
looking at you
oh.
Whoever marries this young gentleman's going to have a great life.
He's got to be one of the most energetic and cringy people on the internet,
but damn it, that energy is what keeps a marriage alive.
God bless this man.
I sincerely apologize to everybody watching.
To let everybody know the My Hero Academia fan base is discussed
And occasionally, you're going to come across people like this.
Just ignore him. The show's amazing.
You'll have my sword.
And you have my bow.
And my ox.
I don't see how it's gonna help, dude, but all right, let's go, guys, come on.
I feel like this is the guy that gassed me in the locker room in seventh grade.
It was either him or the fat Mexican kid. I have no idea.
Moral of the story, X body spray is disgusting.
And I hope you never get women.
More cheese, please.
I don't understand this TikTok in the slightest,
but that man looks enthusiastic.
He loves himself some big cheezers.
I have, um...
I just had, like, a crush on you,
and I was wondering if she wanted to go out with me.
Um...
I have a boyfriend.
I wonder, like, friends.
I was just kidding, man.
It was a joke.
I was just kidding.
Oh, that was a good one.
Um...
Oh, God.
make it stop. Why would you ask out a woman that's so out of your league on stream?
I do not feel bad for this guy. He knew what was coming.
Do, do, do to horror. Do you do to do to horror. Hora, hoara, hoara, the explorer.
Boobes and super cool, explore Dora.
Grab your plan B. Let's go. Jump in. Vomenos. You can lead the way.
Let's not forget that Dora's four years old. All I'm saying is that you're mad weird for this.
I don't know why there's no sun up in the sky stormy weather
Since my man and I ain't together
This guy's having a midlife crisis
This guy's balding so badly but doesn't want to emit defeat
He wants to keep his treadlock so bad
Just give up on your hair, bro
If you ain't at the car no game, then what the fuck you ass
Shut up, Keemstar. I need to think of something to make fun of this guy with football's a shit sport.
Well, I do some straight guys get so bloody pressed when a gay guy hits on them.
For me, I take that as a huge compliment because one, I'm secure enough in my own sexuality.
And two, it's kind of like, oh, baby, you know you're hot when you can pull both genders.
But I don't know. I'm just throwing my thoughts out there.
Hey, bro, you know what? You ended up in this compilation,
But I agree with you.
It must be a pretty cool thing that you can pull both genders.
But anyways, audience, that's it for today.
Please click the video on screen.
I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
