Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 29

Episode Date: October 25, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 29

Alright people, what's up? These Roblox TikToks are actually getting illegal. Now, audience, if you guys are not familiar with Roblox TikTok, let me fill you in. This community, specifically on TikTok, is so bad that my entire backbone of my channel is of this topic. Listen, I don't know about you, but if anybody has to make over 30 fucking videos about one topic, it is probably the most degenerate shit I've ever seen in my life. Anyways, it's been a while since I've checked out this community of very degenerate people. So, uh, today we're checking out whether or not they have matured in their lives and they have stopped e-dating. Spoiler alert, they fucking haven't. So, uh, with that being said, let's begin. Okay, we have got a lot to read here.

Me, because I'm so mad at all these cute e-daters, I just want all of them cute, not so pretty, overprotective, and jealous girls, and stay up late with cringe-matching profile pictures. Playing Roblox 24-7, loyal, block her, and then I blocked him, doesn't talk to a lot of boys VCs. Matching display names, cute pose, display names, and it's not a lot to ask for. Yeah, this subgenre of Roblox hasn't changed one bit. Listen, bro, I get it. It's really good to have high standards, but if you're trying to achieve this on Roblox, you're going to get this, uh, fucking never.

Not even the online e-girls are going to be able to match your fucking standards, my boy. And if you even go out into the real world and asking a real live breathing female if they could do all this for you, you are going to get fucking laughed at. So, uh, do yourself a favor, lower your standards a little bit. Maybe consider being a normal human being for once. Because, uh, that shit is never happening in a million years. If you want all these standards, motherfucker, you got character AI. and that's all you'll be able to ask for.

This OJ and Jose Mixed it up with that rosette We can do this our own way Oh, we got another one of these people. A fact that everybody needs to accept Real love can be online too. Go to Home Depot and buy one of

these, motherfucker. If anybody in the audience is currently e-dating or considering e-dating, please stop it now. And you're going to sit here and tell me that, oh, my pooky bear is not in fact fucking 10 other dudes behind my back. You're lying to yourself.

You really are. So from one man to another, if you're e-dating some girl, dude, just quit it now. I've never encouraged cheating before, but if you're e-dating somebody, you should at least do the common decency and give them some character development. Make them learn their fucking lesson, please. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Exhibit A of what the definition of mental illness is. Are you hello kitty? because I'm trying to say hello to your kitty.

Wow, dude, we got a fucking comedian in the house. Listen, pal, if you plan to go to the club and then hit up the hose with this pickup line, you have absolutely nobody to blame but yourself whenever you get registered as a fucking sex offender. If anybody in their right mind unironically thinks this is the best pickup line for the hose, that's just natural selection at this point, dude.

You deserve to be on the registry. Listen, I get it. This video was supposed to be. to be funny and relatable and all this other shit. To me, you just told me that you're a fucking fat ass. By the way, YouTube, I'm not saying that anybody has a fat ass. They are a fat ass. Gotta clear that shit up because they've been recently demonetizing my shit recently for adult content.

Just wanted to clarify YouTube. I'm not talking about literal fucking ass cheeks. Listen, audience, I love food, just like the fat ass that lives next door to me. But under no circumstances, am I going to get that fucking happy if my significant other bought me fucking PDQ. All I'm gonna say is that if you get this happy over food, chances are you need to go to the fucking gym. Listen, pal, this shit is not quirky and funny.

You are actually just mentally deranged. Listen, audience, if I'm gonna be completely honest, I was quite a big simp in high school. If I had a crush on a girl, I made it my fucking personality until I stopped liking them. So I'm gonna give you guys some advice, something that you should really take to heart, right now. If you have a crush on a girl, do not make it your fucking personality. Don't try to romanticize the fact that you have a crush on anybody. If you really feel like you need to tell them, just tell them. And get this, don't make a big fucking deal out of it. If she likes you back, she likes you back. That's all that really matters. But believe me, ladies and gentlemen,

it's much easier to get a no and you still look like a normal human being than doing what this person does here and stalking their entire fucking bloodline. Dudes will do absolutely everything than actually asking out the girl. So with that being said, don't be like this person. Audience, I'm not normally the type of guy to tell somebody what to do with their money. If you are just rich as fucking, you want to go ahead and do some absolute dumb shit, go right on ahead. I can say for myself, I've done some pretty dumb shit with money. But to be fair, like all things in this universe, there's definitely a limit here. If your full-time job is spoiling 10-year-old E-girls on Roblox with a bunch of

Robux. Firstly, I think that you can allocate your money to something better. But secondly, I think that you should also go to fucking jail. I know what your intentions are if you're spending this type of money on 10 year olds and Roblox. You need to be on a watch list, Mr. Sir. Listen, girl, I really appreciate your offer. I'm sure that you're a very kind person. But if you're doing this TikTok and not showing me what you look like, but just showing your Roblox character, I think that tells me that. I think that tells me. just about everything I need to know. Just because this video was recorded in Roblox just tells me that you are extremely mentally ill. And to be honest, I want nothing to do with you. Not only are you a Roblox E-Girl, but you're also jealous and very obsessive.

And I am just trying to not have that type of drama in my life. So, in other words, girl, uh, you can f-right off. All right, I'm just gonna pretend I don't know what they're referring to. And for anybody in the audience that also knows what they're referring to, I'm so sorry. I can't exactly say what they're referring to because YouTube would snipe me off the platform like Thomas Crook, snipe Donald Trump. But you guys got chat GPT, you guys got Google.com, you guys did probably find some fucking Bing article about it. But YouTube, I do not encourage this behavior, okay? Okay, I do have to say that at least their relationship is in real life.

because chances are he is probably the person that gave her all that money and all those gifts. So I think this is the only Roblox couple that I can't exactly shit on. However, I do think the idea that you're dating the Hello Kitty girl is a little alarming. So with that knowledge, I recommend you just sleep with one eye open every single night. But hey, at least you guys are dating in real life. Okay, now we're just getting into some psycho shit. Well, audience, what do you think? Subscribe to the channel if I should make another video about,

Roblox cringe. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. How about now? All right people, what's up? Today, I think I found Zong's fakesst video ever. Even though millions of you guys enjoyed my shorts about Zong, his YouTube long form content is just my lord, is it fucking awful. Escape the Snowman Challenge. More like escaping my will to live. Today I'm escaping from this anger snowman. Come back here. Zog, what the fuck? What, what the fuck is this? bullshit two seconds in the YouTube video and I have no idea what's happening the first frame of the YouTube video you get ass blasted with a shit load of color I feel like I'm at a gay

parade and shit I'm truly at a loss of words but I can do this by myself so let's go get my girlfriend cat oh you're so fucking hot finally audience I have a reason to actually watch the video it's really a burden having to watch a video with this fucking eyesore on screen so anytime I see this fucking humble of a woman on screen. It's almost like a breath of fresh air. By the way, Kat, speaking of fresh air, I know Zong is not the masculine man you needed.

When you're ready to break up with him, hit my line, baby. Also you a fucking man. Song, what are we drinking in an ice cream shop? Because the thing. Shut the fuck up. I think with myself consuming all these videos of everybody fucking screaming, I think it's starting to rub off on myself. My patience level for these fucking videos, guys.

It's getting really crazy. I'm not sure how much more of this fucking bullshit I could take. I'm really curious how long this video actually. It's fucking 13 minutes. This song, the ice cream man isn't even that scary. Yeah, you're right. How about now? How about now?

Ha. Shut the fuck up. First challenge is hide and sick. First to get found losers. Whoa, what is this? There's a giant banana. You should shove that banana up your ass. Yeah, cat.

Yeah, sprinkles. Yeah! Anything for you, baby! What? This is the perfect place to hide. He'll never find me. Shh. Oh, fuck, she's gone.

My main heroine for watching this video, it's fucking gone. Why do I have such a stress to life? Don't! Head! Where are they? Whoa, this thing is so... What is that? Whoa, guys, this is...

Is the angry snowman fucking deaf? How could you play Hein and Seek when you hear a... when you hear a fucking... Oh my gosh! There's a falcon ice cream stand across the counter. Like, open your ears, holy shit. Do you not hear your ears

getting pierced across the fucking building? Dumbass. Guys, they left ice cream in here. Oh, I'm about to eat all this! You fat fuck. This is so boring. The ice cream man is taking so long. I know, right?

Holy shit, he's taken so long. Why not get out of that pool of sprinkles and follow me on Instagram? Please, baby. What time is it? I wish I brought my phone. As the seconds go by, I have more reasons why Cat should break up with Zong. Cat, is this the man you want to marry?

The man you want to spend your life with? The fat fuck that can't keep his perverted eyes off of ice cream? Is this the motherfucker you looking at and say, oh yeah, that's the one? Oh, guys, it's been so long. I already ate half the ice cream. This is the best day ever! Yeah, that's cool, but you also ate half of your fucking lifespan in the process. With the consequences of being a fat fuck.

Guys, they turned my friend into ice cream. I need you. That's so fucking funny. Shut the fuck up, dough boy. Wait, they still haven't found me yet. Back to sleep. Hello, Zol. Holy shit, you found me?

Wow, I don't know how you found me when I was fucking screaming across the building. Holy shit, bro, that's impressive. Dumb fuck. Can't get her first point. Let's go! Woo, yeah, baby. Fuck you, Zon. For the next challenge, the first person who missed the basketball, losers.

Okay, let's go! Had good luck copying this shot! Oh! Yo, how many takes do you think it took to actually get that video recorded? I already know Zong probably missed that shot 50 times before he made it. You really think this motherfucker is talented at anything, especially basketball? Fuck out of here! Song, watch this!

Okay! Yes! Yes! Yes! Cat, there's no way you're gonna get the next one. What? You're short! Ha ha ha watch it

Do I even need to say it? What the fuck happens Zong? At least we know where that fucking ice cream went But cat there's no way you're gonna be able to throw back like me See? Okay here we go Oh Next point goes to Zong Let's go No no this is a load of bullshit

Zong you're a fucking fraud Cat won and everybody fucking knows it Fuck you it's okay baby you won to me The next challenge we'll be doing the spelling challenge What? I have a trade. Wait, what? Yo, why is there so many letters on this, guys?

This is literally so hard. Dude, can you please give me a head? Please. Sweet! Why is he doing that? Sui! He's literally not helping. Zog, you piss me off.

Every second you open your mouth. I feel like he unironically doesn't know how to spell Cristiano Ronaldo. And also, as myself, an authentic pork and cheese man, I'm kind of adding insult to injury. Ronaldo practically runs through my veins. So to say the least, I really want to say the least, least, I really want to hit him with a chair. I don't know what to do, guys.

I don't know what to do. You know what? I came up. Is Cristiano Ronaldo? Wait, what? How could I get that wrong? I don't know. You're fucking stupid.

Oh, how could I get it wrong? This is really hard. Oh, I love. I love... Minkert? Guys, I don't know what this is. Oh, A? I love Rith.

I'm so fucking lonely. I love Minecraft! Correct! Yeah! Woo-ha! Roblox is better though. You know, Kat, this is why we're meant to be. I'm gonna keep it a stack.

Roblox is better. Fuck Minecraft, that weak-ass shit. Next point goes to Kat. Yeah! For the next challenge, the first person to find a hidden llama in this brinkapoo, wins. Ooh, I'm gonna find this. No, I'm gonna find it!

So long since it's ladies first, you can go first. Wait what? Wait a fucking minute. So Kat is a... Is a man? I guess I'm gay. Your law, so here we go. Find this llama before you and you're gonna regret this.

I'm just so tired. You're so tired. but you got fucking nothing accomplished. You wasted almost 10 minutes and you're still at Bumpfuck Boulevard. You are such a disappointment. I find it, good luck finding it. She's gonna find it. Fuck you.

Say something! Wait, what? No. Shut the fuck up! Cat, baby, babe, I still love you, but please, shut the fuck up! For the next challenge, the first up who makes me the best ice cream wins. What, that's gonna be so easy!

Alright guys, in order to make the ice cream, we need some milk, so that's our first ingredients. Ooh! That vegan teacher is fucking much. molding right now. The baby cows in the industry. Shut the fuck up, Twig. Yo, this ice cream is gonna taste so good. Did you fucking sneeze in your entree? Cool.

Ooh. Yappy. That's fucking disgusting. Actually, no, both of you are fucking disgusting. That is not ice cream. It looks like a failed abortion. For the next challenge, whoever gets the best photo wins. Oh, wow.

That's easy. Yeah, it's gonna be pretty fucking easy, cat. I can take this frame of you and compare it to... I think we already know the winner. Alright, ice cream man, here are my best photos. Ooh, look at them. Yo! And here are my best photos.

Whoa. Hmm, this is hard. So you both get a pause. Bro, what is this bullshit? This election is fucking rigged. Fuck the snowman. Fuck zong. I love you, cat, baby.

Audience, we have a lot to go over today. The only fans girl I made a video won roughly two weeks ago. She recently responded to my video and she's not very happy. Alright people what's up? The most illegal only fans girl on YouTube has responded Ladies and gentlemen allow me to reintroduce you to how to smart Anyways roughly around four weeks ago I made a video on YouTube called the most illegal only fans girl Where essentially I call out this YouTuber how to smart for her terrible idea to fuck animals on her YouTube videos Yeah, pretty fucking sick if you ask me.

And also completely aside from her absolutely sick idea to fuck animals on YouTube, she also uses her content to funnel into making little children watch her only fans' content. She actually loves funneling children to see her only fans' content so much so that she commented on the video that I made about her for myself and for you guys to go check out her YouTube channel which funnels into her only fans. Audience, what the fuck? Listen, lady, I don't remember your fucking name, but I really don't care.

At the end of the day, you're a fucking weirdo, and that's all that I'm gonna call you. I don't know if you know this baby, but the majority of my fan base is little kids. Don't get your fucking weirdo ass in my comment section promoting your only fans to little kids. I didn't delete your comment because, again, I'm not a little bitch.

You're a grown-ass woman that should be able to tell if I make Roblox videos on my, YouTube channel that may be a large portion of my YouTube audience is underage kids so I don't know where your only fans dog fucking ass thought it was a good idea to promote your YouTube channel and your only fans on my YouTube channel you're fucking sick and yeah I do recognize that you'll probably comment on this video saying well motherfucker I didn't know you made content for kids motherfucker you had to manually type in my channel to find my video again so

as you're scrolling through my backlog of videos as you see me making videos on darman zong and fucking vegan teacher did it ever cross your fucking two brain celled mind that maybe little kids are watching this guy i mean clearly i mean your whole fucking career is about making little kids subscribe to you so it doesn't seem too out of brand for you to promote your 18 plus content to little kids fucking weird oh ass but anyways now that we got that out of the way let's see the actual response from how to smart oh my god i'm on your Chanel. I don't know how the fuck this lady became a nurse audience when she can't even spell channel correctly. This girl really said Chanel, dumbass.

Hi. What's up? You, you fucking weirdo. You forgot to mention that my followers donating so much money which goes to dog shelters. Oh my God, the videos of you shaking your pussy on only fans go to dog shelters. Oh my gosh, audience. I'm so sorry for me in this video. You know what? I should just quit everything I'm doing now. fucking animals on YouTube shorts, that's okay. You making an eye contact challenge where you literally just bounce your fucking tittyes for two minutes straight.

Yeah, that's okay too. You are telling me in my audience that ranges from five years old all the way to 16 years old to go check out your YouTube channel which funnels into your 18 plus content. All this is okay because you donated to dog shelters. Bro, that's like Mr. B saying, well, I donate to charity so clearly I'm not a piece of shit. Yeah, okay, motherfucker. Also, no animal has been harmed and no animals have been used for my content. Okay, so to break down the absolute dumbassery that How Too Smart is trying to explain here,

that all of these videos where there's dogs in the video being featured in a sexual way, she never actually literally f***ed them on camera. Which, if anybody in the audience has two brain cells, yes, that is true. She clearly didn't fuck that pit bull, and she clearly didn't fuck that German chef. But are we really gonna say it's okay the shit that she's doing on her YouTube channel? I do not care if you didn't rub peanut butter on your vagina for the German Shepherd. Your YouTube content clearly shows that you are fucking animals. Whether you are literally doing it or you're just trying to grab clips online just to show that you're doing it for funny ha-haz.

What the fuck do you think the message of your video is? It is too fucking animal. How does that not cross your mind that yeah, this is fucking weird? I mean, clearly you self-promise. your YouTube channel to my audience of little kids that eventually leads to your only fans. That's apparently a okay considering my audience is ranging from five years old to 16 year olds. So the question is, why wouldn't you pretend to f*** animals on camera too? All the content I use are clips which has been already online.

It's simple comedy. Whoa, motherfucker. Let me stop your ass right in your tracks. I love when motherfuckers do this where they try to categorize their content as comedy. When they post shit like this on their YouTube channel? Condum 101, everything you need to know. Wet versus dry, white scrubs, tops dry on. Will you survive the eye contact challenge?

And of course we can't forget your signature YouTube shorts where you fuck animals on camera. Yeah, audience, so fucking comedic, I'm really slapping my knee with this one. Comedy, you say, yeah, okay, motherfucker, you're trying to tell me what comedy is. And then finally, audience, she finishes off her response by saying, go check out my other channels. Which, in case you're wondering, audience, yes, she means channels, like plural. As far as I know, she has her how to smart YouTube channel and her other channel called Jazzy Bay. And as for the content on how to smart, it's pretty run of the mill.

We've already been through all the degenerate shit on this YouTube channel. However, on her second channel called Jazzy Bay, She likes to post more videos about how to apply a condom and also her see-through lingerie dry-on haul. Which, don't forget, audience, it's in 4K resolution and you can view it in 360 degrees. That means you can see everything, audience. Yeah, so while that's the content that she's promoting to kids, by the way, is this what you want, Miss Jazzy Bay, you commenting on my video with five-year-old kids in there? To go subscribe to your YouTube channel so that they can see your naked tiby.

decent pussy and s on camera. Is that what's gonna make you happy, you fucking freak? But anyways, audience, her comment did say that we should go check out her channel. So yeah, let's go ahead and check out more of her great content, just for a little bit. Mio Mio, niggum. Oh my God, that was so fucking funny. Thank you, Jasmine of the Miami Medical Center. That was so funny.

Oh my goodness, I have got to tell my eight-year-old niece to go watch your content now. I bet you would love that Jasmine of the Miami Medical Center Aha, that was so funny Jasmine of the Miami Medical Center You know the part where you were fucking the dog on camera and you guys look so happy together? Yeah, that was the funniest content I've ever seen today Bro, I can't fucking believe I'm recording this video at 4.45 a.m. And I'm saying this shit I need to go back to fucking bed, bro.

Everyone subscribe, let's get to 5 mil before she does. My best friends have thanked everyone on this Minecraft server. Bro, excuse me? Minneapolis, is that you? Hopefully, my secret I want no one to know is safe. But when someone finds out, they use my secret against me to get back at my friends. Holy shit, why is this so complicated? Yeah, bro, we get it.

You had sex in Minecraft. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduced you to Afmow. I know P&G Minecraft is popular right now. But, bro, like, what is this shit? Like, you can't be serious. Afmow has a blind date in Minecraft. Dude, get a life My best friends have pranked everyone on this Minecraft server.

Bro, you calling this a prank? Bro, I remember when I was 10 years old, if my friends burnt down my entire town like that, we would not be friends after they burnt down my house. I've had so many friendships end over somebody burning down my Oak House and Minecraft, all right? You know, that's off limits. And guess what?

I know some of y'all relate with this, all right? I'm sure some of y'all was 10 years old at some time. But when your boys burned down your house, I bet you was pissed. I bet you wanted to be. Beat that ya ass. Thankfully, my secret I want no one to know is safe. Bro, this video is about a blind day.

Why you need a bomb shelter? You think some sexy, hunky bastards gonna release some nuclear lactic load on your face? Like what? I don't know why you need a bomb shelter? Um, I guess they get some privacy. I guess if you're getting spanked, I guess. But when someone finds out, they use my secret against me to get back at my friends. Yeah, dude, funny prank, holding your friends at gunpoint.

I genuinely wanna know who writes the these videos. I highly doubt it's AFMount. I mean, she's way too rich for this stuff. If I were AFMount, I would be like, yeah, I'm just gonna spend this hundred grand on my next 50 videos. Make $5 million profit. Affmout, please review your script writers, all right? They're actually booty. And make me go on a Minecraft blind date. All right, yo, what the hell? I don't know why this guy's looking at me funny. Who even brought this guy along? This dude needs to put his weenie away. I'm God. Now my friends are jealous and are going to hunt down whoever my blind If y'all are lost in the first 20 seconds of this video, I don't blame you. Dude, it's like, holy shit, it's a blind date. Like, who cares?

My secret vault, all my treasure and everything. Yeah, it's gold and emeralds and maybe some diamond armor, but my real treasure's right here. Look at this. All these diamonds and all these beacons in my diary and the pickax of fortune. Dude, what was that noise? Like, ah! These secret doors right here, they really come after them if they knew. Huh? What the? What was that? See? Now that's how you pull a prank. All right, I'm gonna keep a real with y'all. This has got to be the worst voice acting I've ever seen.

And probably, probably since Darmann. Like, you can't be serious with how bad this voice acting is. Like, dude, Dorothy Explorer had better voice acting than this. The crazy thing, too, is that Afimau used to actually, like, put out some good content onto her YouTube channel too. And this was, like, years ago. You know, it was actually pretty good quality, but I don't even know where to begin to, like, describe how bad it's got. But hey, I'm sure that she's like way too rich to care. I mean, look at her pockets, bro.

I mean, oh, lordy, lordy. Your house got exploded. It's going to hit real quick. It's fun. I don't know. Oh, fuck, fuck. No! This is the most chaotic blind date skit I've ever seen.

How these people are even friends is beyond me. In their little town they commit acts of terrorism on each other on the daily. Oh my gosh, you blew on my house. Oh! The house got exploded. Wait, B! It was funny when happened to you! What is up with you guys today?

You can't just explode someone's house without asking. I'm leaving. You guys are jerks. That's very tasty. Here's the... You know, I'm actually like losing brain cells by watching this. What is going on? Where's the blind date?

Where's the sex? Where's the sex? And why are they putting D, Skiddy, Skiddy, Skiddy on my screen? Somebody actually thought to put Skiddy Skidee skiddy Skidee on the screen because little kids are gonna think it's better Half Malt probably seen the text pop up on screen and she's like yeah dude that that's the million dollar ticket right there What they're doing they don't know what they've gotten the oh Um

Well I see you came Bro I feel like I feel like I'm about a witness of kidnapping why does he look like that? Why is there blood on his face? Why is he black? Wait, but take that back take that back? Why is he dressed in black fellas all right? I know you was thinking the other thing. All right? Um I I, uh, I love all races, okay? Welcome. Who are you? Cannot say, it wouldn't be much of a blind date if it was, would I? All right, if I was on a blind date and the dude was talking to me like that,

I would either be doing one of two things. I would either A, let him sodomize my butthole because I was in the mood for a deep voice, or B, I would run away, all right? Um, probably option A, being real. Okay, then why are you doing this? Well, because of Aaron and Zanes' pranks. I know that they care about you. Then how about this?

How about you go after them and not me? Huh? Oh, but that's not a very good prank, is it? Well, you see, Afmow, they can't go after you because it wouldn't make a good video. Clearly, your audience and everybody watching, especially me, wants to see you suffer. Anyway, let's start the date, shall we? So a date with me is just the prank fight. You know what?

You better not tell anyone about my secret, you understand? As long as you commit to the date, then nothing will happen. Alright yo, this guy's getting mad suss. All I'm thinking right now is this guy in the bomb shelter. Um, dude, there could be some foul things occurring in there. I know what happens in the Hotel Motel Holiday Inn, but what happens in the bomb shelter, um, it's probably gonna stay in the bomb shelter. You better not tell anyone about my secret, you understand. What is this secret?

What is the secret in this story? What, the bomb shelter, the blind date this girl's about to get molested? I'm probably like way too stupid to understand this stuff. I mean, after all, I'm not 10 years old. How these kids watch these videos to the last second is honestly baffling to me. Bro, are we stuck in middle of a day of here? Bro, are we stuck in middle school? Look, I don't know about y'all, but whenever I see my friend on a date or anything like that,

I'm not posted inside of the bushes staring at him like some EDP 445 type beats. It's a date, bro, like calm down. Put your dick away. Uh, yeah, we can go fishing. Yes, it's a wonderful day for fishing. But before we do that, Af now, I would like to give you, uh, some flowers. What? Some flowers for you.

Oh. Thank you for this bouquet of flowers. Man, can y'all like, shut up? I'm about to take this vase and shove it so far up your ass. Flowers? I, I might be allergic to them. I'm sure that they'll do just fine. Now, and also, if the flowers aren't sufficient,

then how about a little bit of chocolate? All right, look, the voice acting in this video, it's just degrading by the second. What are these script writers even writing down, like, oh, she gets the chocolate? Daniel has to moan post-orgasm. Like, dude, shut on. By the way, y'all, this video is 20 minutes long,

and obviously this video has absolutely no plot whatsoever because AFML is the worst script writer of all time. So, well, I don't know about you, but I want to know who the black man is. No. All right, all right, all right. I think my revenge is complete over. Revenge? What?

Hey, guys. Apples? Yeah. I'm gonna kill myself. I hope y'all enjoyed the video. Subscribe if you wanted to end yourself. You guys, Mighty Lail's Betsy Plushy is out right now. It's so stinking cute.

I'm going to be cuddling mine every single day. Oh, charge. What is this Miss Holy? Alright people what's up? Today I found one of the fakesest Roblox role play YouTubers I've ever seen. Hey, cuties! Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to McKenzie Turner Roblox. If you're looking for a Roblox Nickelodeon discount-looking Sam Puckin, motherfucker, this is the woman for you.

Mom says yes... Oh wait a second, it's fucking Caps lock. Mom says yes to everything Rich Bratt says for 24 hours in Roblox. Holy fuck, that just made me lightheaded. Hey, cuties. I'm sorry, lady. Cuity, uh, I'm not a cutie. Get that shit out of here, please. So in today's role-playing video, Holly the Rich Brad's mom says yes to everything she wants for the next 24 hours.

You guys, my little bestie plushy is out right now. Holy shit. How many times are these Roblox YouTubers going to promote their shitty merch at the beginning of their video? The new people that are watching your videos hasn't even watched the video yet. What makes you think they're going to buy your shit five seconds in? to your video. And also, just a little critique, your plushy looks way too much like Princess Bubblegum. This plushy is an insult to one of the best cartoons ever made. It's so stinking cute, I'm going to be cuddling mine every single day.

Is this the shit we have to do to keep little children watching YouTube? In order for little kids to buy merch, you have to act like you're on a fucking perk 30 to promote anything. Audience, I'm going to say it now. If you want to start a business, do not do it like this. For example, this is how I promote a product. Audience, do you want to get fucking laid? Introducing this shirt right here. If you want to get laid right now, you gotta buy this shit. If you ain't wearing this fucking shirt, you may as well kiss all your relationships with women, goodbye.

This can all be yours for 1999, motherfucker. Go to my store, buy my shit, bye. You guys go to go to H2Ds.com right now to get your new plushies. And they will all have a bestie blush, and then we'll just be like besties. My favorite part is the purse because it comes off because it's Velcro. I like the hair because it's black and pink, which is our favorite colors. Go get your bestie splash to you before they're all gone. Hurry, you guys don't want to miss it.

Yeah, I'm sorry, but I did it better. Oh, Charles! What is it, Miss Holly? I just found a speck of dirt on this glass. Make me another smoothie. But you were just about finished with it, miss. Um, I'm sorry. Did you just talk back to me?

Um, no, not to John Miss. Good, that's what I thought. Now go and make me another smoothie. Yes, yes, right away. What a fucking soy boy. You really just allowed yourself to get bitched around by a role-playing 8-year-old. Oh, yes, dear! I'll get that right away!

Shut the fuck up! I get that you're a butler, but holy shit, you are the most submissive little boy I've ever seen. Even if I got fucking neutered, I would still be more assertive and more manly than you. Alright, back to watching my YouTube! I will take that! Hey, Dad, I was watching that! Yes, I understand you were watching that, but I have to talk to you. That's what a dad looks like to you?

Then, motherfucker, I get dressed in the dark or some shit. wearing the Yeezy 750s fucking pajama pants and you're wearing a life vest. And not to mention the shitty Prince Charming haircut on top. Is your fashion stylist fucking Helen Keller? Well, okay, but make it quick. I'm sorry? Do you talk to me that way? No, I don't. I'm sorry, Dad. It won't happen again. Ooh, Daddy's angry.

Holy shit. How do kids watch this? I refuse to believe that anybody over the age of five is watching these videos. I guarantee you everybody that watches McKenzie Turner Roblox, still believes in Santa Claus. There's no way anybody above the age of five gets out of school thinking, oh, I can't wait to watch the McKinney Turner Roblox video. I'm fucking hype for this shit. Ain't nobody waiting for you to drop.

That's my perfect little angel. Anyways, I just wanted to tell you that I'll be going out of town on a business trip for a few days. You can't go away. Who's going to watch me? Well, besides your mother, Charles and the cook will still be here, my princess. Not to worry. You're going to leave an eight-year-old girl alone with an old man that smells like the bunkers of World War, too?

I know that dude was rocking the PPSH during the war, but he's gonna be rocking his Pee and... But it won't be the same without you, Dad. Oh, aren't you just the sweetest little girl in the whole world? Now, Holly, it is very important that while I am gone, you listen to your mother. Mom's in charge, so you need to do what she says.

Ugh, do I have to. Yes, you do. You are to listen and obey her, just like you obey me. No funny business, okay? When I come back, the credit card will go on a little vacation. Don't worry, Daddy. I would never do anything to upset you. See what I mean, audience.

Give me a more fake Roblox roleplay than this. Out of all the Roblox YouTubers we've checked out so far, McKenzie Turner Roblox easily takes the cake on the fake list. We've checked out A-A-Z before, and sure it's absolute dog shit, but hey, at least he's trying. We've also checked out Myamber, and sure it's also dog shit, but hey, at least she is trying. McKenzie Turner Roblox, though, it's actually so bad because it's meant to be.

like shit. Honey, I'm leaving. You have to go so soon. We've been over this. I'll just be gone for a couple of days. You'll be fine here alone with her. I know that, but honestly, I'm scared to be left alone with Holly. Honey, do you hear yourself? You're talking about being scared to be alone with our 12-year-old. I mean, if I had to keep it real with you, I would be pretty terrified too. Just because I participated 50% into my daughter's entire existence, I would look at my entire life as a mistake. Why on earth did I help my wife give birth to such a horrible daughter?

Honestly, if I were the dad in this situation, I would have left to grab the milk years ago. Oh, you don't know. You don't know what she's really like. She's different with you. What are you talking about different? She's always our sweet little angel. No, no, no. With you, she's a sweet little angel. With me, she's a rich rat. How could you speak about our child that way? And you know what? I would love to see it. Audience, if there's one thing I genuinely hate, it's little girls that sap up all of daddy's money. So let's cut the bullshit and let's get to the meat and potatoes of the spoiled rich brat shit.

Okay, everyone, we are going to begin class for the day. I need everyone to put away their cell phones and focus up here, uh, Holly. Uh, what is wrong with you guys? Everyone, put your phones away. You can all be like me and have your dad write big fancy checks to the school just so I can have access on my phone all day. And this audience is why you don't spoil your fucking kids. Whenever you give your child all the money in the world, they're eventually going to become a pick-me girl

and eventually think they're the main character and shit. When in all reality, you're just raising a toxic parasite. Unlike most fathers of the modern age, if I see my daughter misbehaving, she's going to get put in her fucking place. And if my son is misbehaving, oh, we don't even want to begin with that shit. Assignment where you can really pick to do whatever you want.

Come, you lost me at having a lot. to do school work in the first place. Excuse me, Mr. Deacherman, sir? Yes, Ashley. For our assignment, can we have? I'm sorry, I have a question. Holly, Ashley is still talking. You can be next though.

Ugh, all she ever does is talk, though. Does her daddy write checks to keep Brookhaven going? Did I say that you're fucking annoying yet? This whole fucking time audience, all I hear is... Me-Me-me-Me-me-me-w-shut! Shut the fuck up! Daddy's money is paying for all these privileges, yet he can't pay for your mouth to be fucking shit. I don't think so. So what I was saying, I decided what to do.

Do you think I could make mine an experiment where my mom has to say yes to everything I say for the next 24 hours? I don't know, Holly. That really wasn't what I had in mind for this assignment. Maybe you can pick something else. I'm sorry, do you like your job here, Mr. Teacherman, sir? Yes, yes, I love my job here. Well then, if I were you, I would let me do it. One call from my dad and you're fired. Yes, of course, Holly. Whatever you want, Holly. Can somebody pass this man some fucking testosterone? I'm feeling bad sitting back in my chair, bro.

He can't even stand up for himself. You're really gonna let a 12-year-old bitch you around to the point where you might actually get your job fired. That's fucking crazy, little bro. My God, she's so scary. What? Did I just hear you guys say? What a... It's so shit.

I know you guys comment that I'm losing brain cells every video. I genuinely believe it at this point. When I'm done recording these videos, I feel sick to my stomach. Just like last night, I was fucking sick. I was throwing up all day. Do I think it's because of my videos? Honestly, I feel like it's a good factor.

They do that same evening. Charles, I'm putting dog poop on the way here, so you have to clean my shoes too. Charles, where are you? Mack, don't make me chase you. Charles, where have you been? I just had to walk in here all by myself. I'm sorry, Miss Holly. I was just preparing a snack for your mother.

She can do that herself. Motherfucker, you was the one to speak. You can't do your whole. homework assignment, you can't scrape dog shit off your shoe? I'm fucking done. Audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.

But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Yeah, the plain cheese pizza with extra pepperoni's. Yep. Trying to see my pepperonies. All right, people, what's up? These creepy Roblox animators just keep getting worse. Now, audience, because you guys really enjoyed my previous video about creepy Roblox animators, I decided to do some digging and boy, oh boy, did I find some juicy shit for you.

Are you serious right now, bro? Yeah, this shit is gonna be a lot worse than last time. Let's begin. This edible is shit. Ah, YouTube, you always find out how to not age-restrict the worst fucking content on your website. By the way, audience, just to preface this video before we actually begin reacting and making fun of a bunch of stupid shit, none of the video. that we are checking out today has been age-restricted by YouTube. So as we are reacting to all of these videos,

I just want you to keep in mind that these videos are perfectly allowed on YouTube. At least allegedly, even though some of these videos have gotten well over 100,000 views. Which I always find ironic, and I always have to say it every single video, that it's just pretty fucking funny that people can make videos like this on Roblox and not get age-restricted by YouTube. YouTube. However, whenever there's somebody like me that makes commentary videos talking about the subject in a very negative light, I'm the one that gets the flack from YouTube about it. And I'm not even the one that's making this shit weird. Listen, YouTube, I'm just the messenger

boy. I'm not the one that's putting this type of provocative shit on YouTube, while also promoting edibles to children. My message to the youth is to not do edibles and to not dress provocatively. So now if YouTube age restricts my video, then that's really telling you. about them. Oh, Jesus, I was getting fucking Vietnam flashbacks just now. By the way, audience, that is my least favorite noise I hear whenever

I'm driving. If you don't know what I'm talking about, trust me, whenever you turn 16 or 18 and you get your driver's license, you know what I'm talking about. I'm a audience, I know what I just said a second ago, and I fully apologize. I completely regret everything I said, ladies and gentlemen.

Hashtag Blue Lives Matter. My only question is, where are the whenever they pull me over looking like that. I'm just kidding YouTube, that's a joke. Don't you snipe my fucking channel? Honestly, if my life ended like that, I think I would have died a happy man. I would have absolutely no complaints. I would enter the afterlife telling everybody about my ending experience.

Truly an unforgettable one, ladies and gentlemen. Bro, what the fuck am I talking about? I can't believe I signed up for this. Audience, I feel like that was the craziest fucking animation I've ever seen in my life. But ironically, this one person put more effort into this animation than Pokemon has ever inside of a fucking video game. Pretty crazy that some random gooner on Roblox that just picked up Blender two months ago is able to put more effort than the whole entire Pokemon company.

I mean, seriously, look at this shit. Okay, but in all seriousness, this person can most definitely put their efforts into something way more productive. Have you tried maybe, oh I don't know, making a normal animation? You know, without involving big, fat, bouncy, Roblox, Robungalers in the video. Just a random recommendation, but I think if you tried being a normal human being, you might actually get something done. This milk is great. Where did you get it from? Moo. Okay, whenever I was saying you should be a normal human being and you would actually get shit done, I wasn't talking about doing this shit. If anything,

Ladies and gentlemen, this is even worse. If some of you do not pick up on the innuendos in this video, I honestly congratulate you. I give you a fucking crown of gold because your mind hasn't been polluted like us. Put for real, though, why are these videos getting weirder and weirder every single time? You know, I'm starting to think that maybe fucking Coofy is behind these channels. There's only one explanation for how fucking weird this shit is. I see you, motherfucker.

Are you the one behind these channels? fucking weird ass freak. Okay, where the fuck are we? Are we inside of a 1700s Catholic church? I'm starting to feel like Martin Luther with my fucking bird nest fade. And why is this video so ominous? Is the priest about to touch me? Yep, I am fucking age restricted now.

Audience, I'm going to try my absolute hardest to censor what the fuck just happened. Listen, if you guys so badly want to know what happened, go on Spotify. I ain't gonna censor shit over there. But, uh, this behavior should not be under the house of God. Bro, why is this fucker so weird, but he's so cute? Listen, little fella, I understand that you want a titty pick. I understand, too. I ask for a lot of things, too, in my life.

But guess what, little Timmy, asking and wishing for things doesn't get me places. The titty pick is not going to happen. What? Phototita. No, I want. No. No. Because no photo tippa?

Because no I want. That's probably how Kofi feels whenever he messages 12-year-olds. Holy shit. I'm never going to stop making fun of this fucking guy. Yeah, the plain cheese pizza with extra pepperonies? Yep. Trying to see my pepperonies? Huh?

Huh? what? What? Audience, what the fuck do you even say about this video? The innuendo in this video was absolutely fucking absurd. Like, seriously, do I really have to spell it out for anybody? Listen, I understand. We've grown up in a culture where Riz and...

is just about everything. But I don't think that pickup line is exactly gonna work for everybody. If I were to go up to a group of girls and I asked them if they want to see my fucking secret pepperoni, first off, I would get the ick. Secondly, I would probably get my fingerprint done. And thirdly, I would probably be on the registry. Moral of the story, ladies and gentlemen, is pick your pickup lines very carefully. Okay, I know this is probably very off topic, but that breakfast looks fucking amazing.

Not even the shitty Roblox graphics is going to stop me from complimenting some good fucking food. Oh man, I am such a fat ass. Bro, do we really need the fucking physics in every single opportunity? There was absolutely no reason why that needed to happen. Somebody please make sense of this shit. Fuck! Okay, I sincerely think that this is my time to log off. Audience, please subscribe to the channel if you would like another part of creepy Roblox animations.

That being said, I'll catch you guys later. God, I fucking hate Roblox. This is a re-upload of my video that got age-restricted. Even though YouTube originally monetized this video, they still decided to age-restrict my video. This is the censored version of the video that got age-restricted off my channel. And if you guys want to watch my uncensored version of this video, then please subscribe to my Spotify.

Anyways, with that being said, enjoy. All right, people, what's up? Today, I discovered the most disturbing BrainRot YouTuber. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is called Slime Cat. And, uh, as we scroll through their YouTube channel, I'm sure that I don't even have to say anything. What? The actual fuck are we looking at? I can agree that some of my YouTube thumbnails in the past were a little crazy, all right? I was a small YouTuber and I had to do anything to get that click through rate.

But this, ladies and gentlemen, this is just straight up. At this point, you might ask yourself, well, Rith, if the thumbnails on slime cat is that bad. Surely the YouTube content within that thumbnail is not that bad. Well, Mr. Sir or ma'am that's watching this video, I wish you were right. Because if you were to click on any of the long-form videos of this YouTube channel, within about the first 30 seconds of the video, you're going to see something either extremely violent, extremely sexually suggestive, or overall something that you should not ever show a child on YouTube. Let me just show you a few examples here.

Alright, so I got three Slime Cat videos lined up that we're just going to see the first 30 seconds of the video. No, I did not pick their most popular videos, nor did I pick their most recent videos. I simply decided to click three random videos and just seeing what the intro is like. Just to show you how likely it is that you will come across something sexual, violent, or anything of the sort. Video number one. Bro, literally seven seconds in the fucking video, and we already got fat black... Video number two. Nice, dude.

You rip out somebody's heart and you be, and you, you, you fucking eat it. Totally something that we need to be showing to children. Video number three. Okay, nothing's wrong yet. Nice, dude. Yeah, uh, I think you guys are starting to understand what I mean here. Pretty crazy that I can pick three random videos out of this bunch and I receive this type of content. And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, this YouTube channel has over 1.2,000 videos.

So if you've seen that from the first three random videos I picked out, you can only imagine how bad it gets for random children clicking around. But not only is their long-form content this fucking crazy. They have also blessed this generation with YouTube short. Now because they're able to fit suggestive or very violent content in the first 30 seconds of their long-form videos, I can pretty much assure you by assumption that there is probably something of the similar sort in their short form content. begin. Okay, well, uh, that kind of escalated quickly. The start of the video, I was kind of enjoying it.

That was a pretty good happy beat. It was pretty wholesome at the start. It almost made me want to hit that subscribe button. Just kidding, audience, the only way I'm going to do that is unless I'm 50 beers deep and held at gunpoint. Okay, I guess all the children that just watched this video are now going to have nightmares at night. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, if I was five years old today and I came across this YouTube short, I would not be sleeping at night. I would have my sleep paralysis demon fucking with me the whole night. Heck in the day, five-year-old me would get scared over Pokemon Lavender Town music. I don't know, maybe I was just a pussy, but listen to that, bro. It's fucking scary. But if I came across this YouTube short today and I was five years old,

yeah, I would be shitting my pants right now. Also, let's take a moment to look at these visuals. Look how psychotic he is. Why are we trying to traumatize the poor Gen Alpha five year old man we are doing this up and coming generation a huge disservice what the hell is that is this what you guys do with your thumbnails after you post the long form video you guys are so proud of your thumbnail artists that you also have to make a youtube shorts showcasing it is showcasing your thumbnail porn on your youtube home page not enough do you really have to showcase your thumbnails on youtube shorts as well to children listen ladies and gentlemen i also have a thumbs She's a newma. She does a great job.

But listen, right, after I pay for my thumbnail and I make it my thumbnail for my long-form video, that is all the promotion I think that she needs. I'm not gonna make a dedicated YouTube shorts showing off my artist's new thumbnail art. Because that is just a little fucking extra, if you ask me. If you wanna see a showcase of what my thumbnail artist has done for me, go to my fucking homepage. Look at it for yourself! But yeah, this slime cat person is a little extra going the extra mile show.

mile showing off his thumbnail porn to children. Because on YouTube shorts, you admittedly enough have no say what the fuck is going to happen on your next swipe up. You can go from getting your favorite Rith video and then this bullshit pops up. It truly is a mystery on YouTube shorts. Audience, this is straight up nightmare feel. What the fuck? I was just a sheltered pussy when I was five years older.

Gen Alpha has nerves of steel. I'm telling you now. I would be pissing my pants if I seen this in 2009. Heck when the internet was just now starting to become popular and it was still a mystery of what the internet could do. If I seen this on my screen, I would be screaming like a fucking caveman. But looking at this from a more literal perspective,

of course, we had to feature some type of ass in the video. Let's just train children to look at ass cheeks as something to start smacking. Yeah, what a great life lesson for children. and let's just have them sexually assault people. Slime cat, ladies and gentlemen, really raising up the next generation of the youth. What kind of EDP shit am I looking at? Why is this dude getting excited over an unborn baby drinking coffee? For the record, audience, this is their most popular YouTube short on their YouTube channel.

38 million views is nothing to be laughing at. That is almost double my most popular short on my YouTube channel. So for the rest of this video, just keep in mind that 38 million children have seen this video. That is just fucking disgusting. I don't know what blood Oreos taste like, but I don't think I ever want to find out. And speaking of which, where did she even pull that needle out from? Wait a minute, pause. What kind of Jeffrey Dahmer shit is this?

This woman is straight up eating her victims and smiling at the pilot attendant like a fucking pizza roll. And the main question I'm asking here is why the fuck are we showing this to kids? Just a reminder this video has 38 mil. Duh. Yep, yep, I'm fucking done with this shit. Not even 15 seconds in the video and we already got raw dogging in the back of a Flappy Bird parody video. That is fucking preposterous. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you want a part two on Slime Cat.

With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. This peaceful sleeping beauty is me. Hi, my name is Marina. All right, audience, today we're going to be checking out some Minecraft roleplay. I feel like this is a long-awaited series on my channel, and I already know you guys are going to love this series. Anyways, I don't know about you, but I'm definitely a man that loves romance.

I love romance stories, all right? Some fan fictions, you know, I'm about that kind of thing. I like romance. So I think, why wouldn't I love Minecraft romance? It's role play. Moving in with guys, Enchanted Kiss, Season 1, Episode 1, Minecraft roleplay. This peaceful, Sleeping Beauty is me. Hi, my name is Marina, and this clip was taken moments before disaster struck. Oh no, baby, what happened? Moments before disaster struck? Did our favorite Bryant Morland bring you back to his dungeon and started buggering your cupcake? Did your stepbrother

come into your bedroom and give you some sugar before you decided to rise and shine? I mean, if it was your stepbrother already know something else that was rising and shining uh three two and one anna you better have a good reason for calling me this early in the morning whoa calm down marina i was just trying to give you a good morning phone call to wake you up on the big day you do remember today is moving day right oh no audience our main characters are having to move out of town into a place that they never been to before they're gonna have have to move out of town into an apartment with a bunch of men, a bunch of boys. Dude, this legit sounds like the classic college girl story.

Oh my gosh, did you not hear the big day today? Oh my gosh, what's the big day, Patricia? It's moving day, silly puss. Wait, so that means I get to move in with a bunch of men? And I become a sperm bank? Sign me up. Remind me to never stay up reading webtoon stories again. It might have slipped my mind.

Man, I can agree in this situation. I don't know if any of you guys watch Webtoon, but man, sometimes it can get pretty addictive. You know, there's just a story you're reading or you're watching, whatever you like to call it. And bro, when the story gets spicy, it is getting spicy. You just got to see it to the end. But yeah, audience, on a side note, dude, this acting, this voice acting so bad. Like, you know, normal acting is already a little difficult, right? So I would assume that voice acting is a little bit, you know, more simple because you can go ahead and just do whatever you want with your hands.

You know, you can be pretty flexible with how you sound. in your voice. What, dude, do you really have to be that dramatic? Like, oh, totally. I stayed up all night watching web tunes. The way that Todd gave Jennifer the hickey on her birthday? Okay, that was hot. Like, why do you have to be so dramatic? Like, just go ahead and sound natural, at least. I thought you would be more responsible, Marina, since your new life motto seems to be. I'm 18 now. Let me be an adult. Anyway, did you at least pack up the stuff? Well, duh. I'm not that much of a procrastination. Man, what are you talking about? You are literally the biggest procrastinator. You just said that you was the sleeping beauty and you just slept past your entire thing watching webtoons. Man, this girl got a serious case of fumble 19, all right? She's got that fumbleitis.

By the way, did you happen to look at what dorm I'm in? I'm hoping mom put me on the same floor as you, but I'm a hundred percent sure she didn't. Oh, no, that's unfortunate, isn't it? Because guess what, you were not put on the same floor as your friend. You were set on the same floor as a bunch of hunker sausage boys. to move inside your college dorm, they're about to be getting it in, get her done, you know what I'm talking about? I asked her to do that three months ago and I'm positive, she forgot about it. I haven't had the chance to look. I've been so busy with being an RA that I forgot to. Sorry, M. But on a less trustful note, did you decide what you're going to wear? First impressions is always a must. Well, I mean, if first impressions means so much, all right, my first impression of this show, right? show right now this series I'm not seeing anything romantic right now where's the kissing

where's the hugging where's the making out I want to see Minecraft booty where is the booty I need my refund this is not what I expected when I say Minecraft role play and it says that there was an enchanted kiss there have better be an enchanted kiss in this episode I need a refund there's no chesticles well you act like this is high school deed I'm a freshman in university I think people are over the whole first day impressions. In about a week, I'll be wearing sweatpants and a crop top to every class. They'll be lucky that even do my hair. Yeah, and all the college boys are going to like that. They're all going to dig your style. First off, they're going to be digging your grades.

They're going to be wanting to get them straight A's. They want to impress you. And then they're going to be digging your style and that eventually they're going to be digging them pants. And you expect to land a boyfriend that way? Absolutely not. I'm making sure you look at least like you belong in the land of the living. Yeah, girl, it's almost like why you even go into college in the first place? Like what? You're not going to get a boyfriend? Pug! College is useless without getting laid, right?

All right, yo, all right? I'm going to go ahead and school you guys, all right? Let me go ahead and tell you something. All right? So in the future, right, you see all these girls, all these guys at the college campus, all right? Most of you guys are probably going to be going to college, not me because I enjoy making videos. If you see a girl or a guy at your college or whatever, right?

And you thinking they smoke in high? They're like, ooh, they got the, they got the whole, they got the whole package. They got the sporty body. They got the nice teeth. They got the uh-huh, uh-huh of a dump truck. Do not date them, ladies and gentlemen, all right? More often than not, your best friend is probably going to be the person you're going to fall in love with.

So what I'm trying to say is that if you see some Italian stallion or some sort of Portuguese heathen, you know what I'm saying outside the college campus. More often than not, bro, they're just going to break your heart, okay? Just go ahead and date your best friend. That's all I'm saying. Oh, sorry. is calling me. Text me when you're on the way here. Bye, Marina. Now, time to look half alive for this miserable seven-hour cart ride. Okay, so this is like entirely aside from the story, bro, but dude,

this lo-fi in the background, like I am straight up vibe into my office chair right now. I'm supposed to be making fun of this Minecraft roleplay, but dude, this music, it's just, um, ah, eh. I can fall asleep to this bro, like this is so good. Hey, are you almost ready to go? Check it ends at nine tonight and I'd rather go there before the crazies come out in the city. Almost done paying these bills, then I'll be right with you. Paying dog, imagine getting shut out by your mother because she gotta pay the electric and water bill. Look lady, just have a heart. Your daughter's about to move out of your house. She's about to go move out with some dudes. She's gonna learn how to make steam sausages, you know what I'm saying? At least you gotta wish her well on her voyage to the new college campus. Like, come on, have a heart.

The boxes into the car. Oh, and don't forget the snacks I packed you. Yeah, sure. That sounds fine. By the way, did dad send you anything? Like an email or text maybe? No, why? Did he seriously not text you? Good luck. Oh, how hypocritical of you! Oh my gosh! Did your dad not tell you good luck on college? What was you doing just now? Like, you can't even wish your daughter goodbye before she goes to the college and starts learning to steam the sausage. Absolute hypocrite right here of a mother, ladies and gentlemen. Enjoy college? He's gonna get it when I get a hold of him. Uh, no, don't worry about it. I was just asking.

He said he would send me something before I went to college, but he's probably too involved with his girlfriend to remember. All right, so I don't know if I'm, like, really bad at keeping up with the plot right now. I really hope that's the case. But, bro, is this not the girl's mother right here? And she's talking about how her dad's with his girlfriend or something? There's either two things going on here. All right, there's either A, a straight up divorce going on here, or B, there's a poly relationship going on. If it's option B, I mean, that's kind of, uh, that's kind of disgusting, not going to lie.

I should have expected this. Anyway, I'm gonna go get ready. I'll meet you out in the car when you ready. Here goes nothing, I guess. Girl, what are you talking about? What do you mean? Oh, here goes nothing. You already know why you're going to college, all right?

You're spending $8,000, $10,000 a year just so that you can get a relationship with some hunkered dude, all right? Like, yeah, I'm not even a guy, a dude. A dude with a hairy booty, a hairy beard, and he can't take care of himself or crap. And this girl really thrown away her life for absolutely nothing, dude. Like, bro, come on. Hi, I'm here to check in.

My name is Marina Moore. Okay, let me just see here. Uh, sorry. I think there's a mix up. Did you? Audience, you cannot lie to me right now. There is no way any receptionist that you've ever talked to in your entire life. Is ever going to be this energetic whenever they talk to a guest?

Bro, you can be talking to those old ladies at the airport. And dude, they are so down bad. Hello, your flight to Iraq has been delayed. This reception has got to be on a perk 30, bro. There is no way that she is actually this happy at her job. Did you register for a girl's dorm? Wait, there's two dorms? Oh, that's why there are two different options.

You're kidding me, right? Like, this is a joke. Uh-oh, I think our main character, Girly Poo, got the wrong dorm. What's wrong, baby girl? You didn't get the girls dorm and now you have to sleep with a bunch of dudes. Ah, well, I believe we all know where this is going. It really isn't safe for to be out here, especially this late. The city isn't the safest place. You know what are you my mother? I'm an adult. I'm sure even though you're what five foot nothing Oh oh dang honestly bro not the ending that I thought not exactly the ending that I expected

Hey man you know what if this video receives well I'll easily do a part two I am so down