Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 3

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 3

All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. Roblox Cringe, ladies and gentlemen. This series on my YouTube channel just keeps on getting better and better, so why wouldn't I be making another video talking about Roblox Cringe? So, audience, just letting you know I got some good ins, okay? I got some good ins to put onto this YouTube channel here today. I got some good cringe content to provide all of you here today.

Anyways, before we get into today's video, if you end up and join this video by any means, please subscribe to the channel. Most of my subscribers that watch my videos aren't even subscribers. So essentially, long story short, if you end up enjoying this video, uh, just subscribe to the channel, man. Anyways, let's go ahead and check out these cringe TikToks on Roblox. Roblox has been out for almost 30 hours. My mental state only grows worse.

I've cried over 14 times today. I haven't left my room. I haven't ate or drank in hours. I skipped a party I was invited to just to make sure the Roblox was okay. I can't take this any longer. Demons are starting to take control of me. Audience, are you guys like reading this? Are you guys listening to this right now? I do not want any of you guys out of the audience freaking out over a video game this hard.

Now, I'm pretty sure most of my audience because we're obviously the Rith viewers, okay? You guys are the Rith audience. I'm pretty sure that all of my audience is like the popular kids in school that we don't have to actually rely on video games for our satisfaction. Because guess what audience, okay? We're just built like that. We're not built like these losers right here. How do you actually get that much bent out of shape because Roblox was down for? two days like dude just go play minecraft it's better anyways but yeah dude you decided to cancel your life

for the span of two days just so that you can play one game of what roblocks squid game you need to go find something else to go do with your life like you need to go find a job you need to go find some women some dudes you need to be talking to someone you need to stop living on your computer and playing roblox okay that's the thing that you need to get rid of the most okay first night sleeping in jail this phil be a brain whatever you're gonna Better do a will. Get it yourself. It's time for bed. Lights out. All right. So I already noticed one singular detail inside of this video already, and I just have to point it out. Why is the inmate black and the cop white, bro? Like, you couldn't get any other type of person to go ahead and try to put them in jail.

But no, you had to get these two. I'm not trying to be a social justice warrior. Okay, at the end of the day, I don't care. But I'm just saying, right? You know, they had to actually customize their characters for the scene. Okay, what I'm trying to say here is that this video was planned this certain way. We got some racial undertones in this video, so it's whatever, I guess. Hey, big fella scoot over. Take that ass up. Light, scooting over. But what you're on? What you doing at the bottom on my be?

I need some head, big fella. Okay, now I have a really big hunch that this is definitely a planned video, especially with the skin tone. Why do you have to get the big black six-pack fella named Big Mike inside of the jail cell and trying to get some head? I'm not even going to qualify this as a robole. cringe video okay this video is funny now get down here go looking like a peeled orange come here I got 10 but I come to sleep with no means and my name may be it Benjof I took them off now take the rest of the ones you keep calling for the girl but my name is Bernard bro I don't know what's going on to your head I know what you're

gonna do with your head hold on to the top buck and to that ass up listen why I was trying to get me some sleep before it's time eat only thing you go eat is this meat What can I say what how do I respond to this TikTok video you know sometimes audience it's really hard being a YouTuber right because you gotta watch videos like these because it's really hard to analyze deduct and construe a response to watching a video like this one I mean what can I say at the end of the day big Mike wanted his love it and he decided to get bugging uh well you see I don't really think that I should be talking about this particular topic because you you're kind of like 14 you know you should even be worrying about that kind of stuff. All I got to say about this one is that you should not be worrying about this, uh, this whole puberty thing as of right now. What you've got to be paying attention to is enjoying your Thanksgiving break and then eventually you're going to come back to school and take a math test. You should not be worrying about your chest. You should not be

worrying about your thighs or your hips or anything of the sort. All you got to worry about is that literature test, that math test, in that midterm that you're going to be taking very soon. Yeah, dude, you're such a god. You play Roblox, man. You spent over $500 inside of the video game. How are you not a guy? You probably spent $500 to $1,000 in this video game. You are anything but a loser like me.

I mean, audience, what can I say? This guy's got a flaming head. This guy's got a tuxedo from what it seems. I am truly inferior to this man. I'm wearing what? Holy jeans. I'm wearing some skate high vans. And I'm wearing an Arizona non-Brus.

brand hoodie in a Haynes white t-shirt, okay? Like, I'm not special. But this guy, on the other hand, oh, this guy is a god. I may as well just get on my hands and knees and kiss his toes. I mean, on it's looking him. He's just, rar. You know, this guy's delicious. I have a deep feeling of what this is because I've seen the trigger warning in the fact that it's playing pumped up kicks, all right? I already, I already know what's going to happen. There is only one thing that relates to pumped up kicks and a trigger warning, okay? I think we can all conclude what's about to go down. Bro, I, I honestly, am I supposed to make a joke about this? You, bro, you guys are probably thinking I'm going to make a joke about a school,

a shoo, you know what I'm about to say. I'm sorry, audience, right? You know, I'm going to draw a line at some point in my videos, and this is that line. I'm not making a joke about this. This video isn't even cringe. It's just such bad taste. Why are you recreating a shooting inside of Roblox?

I have no idea why. If this is supposed to be funny or something, if this is supposed to make me go, If shooting people's funny, then you are highly mistaken, okay? It's not funny. I don't know who the creator of this video is, but whoever created this video,

I think you should go ahead and talk to a therapist. All right, audience, or I'm sorry, a baby girl, let's go ahead and rate these two gentlemen right here. So it appears before our eyes that we got ourselves two grown-up gentlemen with a six-pack and very thick pecks in front of our eyes. But audience, let me go ahead and fill you with. on a little secret, okay? This is actually an illusion. This is not actually real. We're not going to be

talking about these two gentlemen right here on the screen. We're going to be talking about the creators of this video. So, audience, I want you guys to close your eyes and think about a 600-pound guy with blue eyes, a very dark, greasy hair. His hands probably smell like Cheetos in the crevice of his booty hole. I want you, baby girl, to go ahead and rate that one through 10. And if you want my personal opinion, that's an easy 11, okay? I want somebody smelling like booty. whole absolutely when i ask her if we should use protection and she says i don't know you pick you know just because this is a roblocks tic talk i'm assuming that you're probably like between ages like eight years old and 14 years old and if we do a little bit of deductive reasoning here right

anywhere between that age and the other age you should not even be thinking about this stuff to begin with like i said before bro you got a history test study for it yeah bro i think that i think enough of Roblox cringe for today. Ladies and gentlemen, if you made it this far into the video, you may as well subscribe to the channel. I mean, what are you doing? But yeah, bro, I'm done looking at these TikToks for today. I'm going to go back to where the dark ones came later.

I saw not one set of cherries, but two. Not my fault that she was the hot nurse that was 22 and I was only, what, 15? All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the creepiest Minecraft YouTuber that we all forgot. Okay, honestly, I can't believe it. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Bubba. If you're looking for the creepy, Creepiest and most sexual stories ever told on top of Minecraft parkour, then this guy is for you.

I remember when I ended up going upstairs with these two twins going towards the bedroom. I was confused. How the fuck can you possibly be confused? With the amount of stories on your channel explaining your body count, there's no fucking way you're going to be confused after all of that. Or unless this guy's stories are fake as fuck. And one of the twins told me, hey, listen, okay, so sit down on the bed, we need to talk to. What kind of fucking NPC did you put? If that's supposed to emulate the woman that you bag,

then God, bro, I would be embarrassed. I sat down the bed and she told me, listen, my sister thinks she's harder than me, but honestly, I don't believe her, so you're going to decide. Where the fuck does this type of shit occur? Audience, to give my two cents, I obviously think that Bubba's stories are fake as far, but by the 5% chance that these stories are actually real,

Bubba, tell me where the fuck this shit happens. I'll pull up first thing tomorrow. I was kind of confused, but then after that I realized that both of them started stripping down. And I'm not joking when I say this, I saw not one set of cherries, but two. Well, yes, Bubba, that's what happens when two women are, uh... This was like solving world hunger to me. How the fuck would it solve world hunger?

To me, audience, it would start world hunger. I was in shock. I remember they both ended up looking at me and kind of like, you know, glancing at me. And then one thing led to another, they came up to me and we started doing the devil's tango. Did this motherfucker just say devil's tango? Is that really the best metaphor you could possibly give? You can say some shit like shaking the sheets or groping the grouper. What devil's tango is that fucking it?

And what the hell is this picture of the devil? He looks like a horny M&M. I was really whitted out. But then I remember later on that day, as me and dumb were doing our thing. What if her parents walked in? Her parents walked in and I remember I put on my clothes so fast and literally was escorted out of the place.

Was it an embarrassing moment? Yes. But honestly, do I regret it? No. Honestly, and to this day, I still questioned. Was that incest? Yeah, it probably was. But hey, thank goodness.

You were out of the account. So many people are asking me what was the way I pulled girls back in high school? And I'm going to be brutally honest, it's not that difficult. Shut the fuck up. Audience, whatever this gentleman is about to say, do not follow this advice. You could be a no bitchian like myself that was in high school. Or you can take this guy's advice and still have no bitches. Your choice, fella.

I don't know why you guys really overthink this thing, but let me give you an example. Let's say there was a girl in my high school that I really wanted to go out with. I'd go up to her, I'd look at her, I'd hang out with her, and I would just listen to her. I wouldn't say anything, I wouldn't talk about myself, nothing. One thing I'll realize about girls in high school is that they always want to be right and they want to be heard. I mean, I can agree, but I don't think a girl wants to talk to a fucking robot. I'm pretty sure she has enough dudes that are like, Oh yes dear, you're right, you're right, fucking sucks.

She ain't gonna fuck you bro. Hype down, little bitch. They're not right and they're not heard, then they're just gonna leave you alone and find another guy that can do the same. That's why most girls go for such losers nowadays that don't have any opinion or anything because, well, a girl wants someone that won't argue back with. Well, look at that. He agrees with me. So why are you giving this fucking advice? This guy is quite literally telling you to be a little bitch. I told you all not to take the advice. That's why back in high school, me being the ultimate F boy, I would always listen to what they were saying. And then on top of that, you know, maybe slide a couple flirtations things here and there.

And then that's it. Boom, pulled straight to the devil's tangle. Trust me, if you guys don't believe me, try yourselves. Next go you guys like. Go up to her and just listen. Just straight up, listen. I promise so it'll work. Fall for more tips and tricks. I'm going to say this again and I will say it now. Do not take any advice from Bubba in these videos. I know some of y'all are very desperate for female attention right now. You guys are about to be on Christmas break and you won't be able to see your crush. Do not worry, it's not the end of the world.

I've graduated and I haven't came across a single female since. And look at me, I'm fucking bawling. All I'm saying, bro, is just take it slow. Remember when the school nurse told me that she was going to give me my grade nine shots because she thought I was cute? I really hope she's referring to the cute as in like adorable maybe Because I'm sure the school nurse would find maybe like a first grade kid maybe cute or adorable because of how they act But if you're like 13 or some shit then oh this is wrong was a major W and also having lunch with her I mean she

Yeah this motherfucker was definitely 13 somebody called the cops on this bitch anyways going on with the story I remember it was my class's turn to go down for grade 9 shots and I remember on the announcements it said class of 32 can You please come down the stairs, thank you. I remember I was classroom 32, and I went down the stairs, and I ended up waiting in a lineup with a bunch of guys waiting to get their shots. They all didn't want it because they knew that the hot nurse was gone. Bro, that is fucking crazy. Honestly, this shit is partially accurate because I know at my school, some of the dudes would not want to attend a class because the quote-a-quote hot teacher wasn't there.

And in my opinion, this woman smelled like hot shit. You walk into motherfucker's classroom and oh, it's the fish market. Unfortunately, I was not blessed with any hot. teacher but then the haunners ended up coming down from the lineup and basically seeing me and said Bubba I'll do your grade 9 shots now she ends up grabbing my head takes me to the classroom and right as she's giving my shots talking about her life more like she was at lunchtime I remember she ended up coming in for a kiss and I ended up kissing her and we ended up doing the devil's tango wait a fucking minute so now that you guys did the devil's tango boy am I curious of

your age now in a separate classroom right after she gave me shots it was the most craziest thing ever until a teacher walked in and ended up getting in trouble. I mean, it's not my fault that she was the hot nurse that was 22 and I was only, what, 15? If she got caught when she was 22 and you was fucking 15, then that shit had to have made the news. Bubba, I know you're watching this video, contact me on Instagram and send me the article of this incident. There's no fucking way this was not on the news. If you don't send me an article, it's fucking fake. Remember when this girl that would turn down every guy at my school and basically ended up being a holy church girl. Oh boy. Audience, I'm gonna keep it 100 with you. Listen, the church girls may be holy

and want to honor the Lord Jesus. But if you get on their dark side, oh, they're fucking freaky. Ended up inviting me to her place. I was really excited. Like, you guys have no idea. So then I remember afterwards, when I got to her place that day, I ended up texting her outside, Hey, I'm here. And then she ended up coming outside and opening the door saying, hey, like, come in. Like, I want to do something with you. Audience, see what the fuck I mean. Let me take you inside and do something with you. Not just a little, oh, let's go upstairs and fool around. No, I want to do something to you. That is assertive. Yes, ma'am. Let's go to the bedroom. I said sure. So I ended up going inside with her. And what she ended up telling me was, honestly, let's just get straight to the

chase and do the devil's tangle. If there is a single story, I believe, out of any of these, it's probably this one, because church girls have absolutely no game to spit. They're just going to be dead honest. It just tell you what the fuck's about to go down. I mean, all girls should be like that. But hey, let's be fucking stupid. And let's hide our feelings. Fuck off. Uh, sure. So we ended up doing it, but one thing she told me is that we had to only do it in the peach. Uh, the fuck.

So I remember as she was freaking out, she remember, she put on her towel right away. And she's like, oh my goodness, like, you shouldn't be doing that. Like, you shouldn't have walked in here. And then like, she like instantly just left the bathroom. I guess she just got out of the shower or something. I don't know. It was weird because she wasn't wet in a way. This motherfucker cannot put two and two together.

You are not going to tell me you have a body count of the population of California. And then you don't know what just happened. You lie in ass. Anyways, I remember I went to the bathroom. I did my thing and I went back to my buddy and I told him, I'm like, yo, your step sister has some nice knockers. What a phenomenal thing to say to your buddy. Yeah, bro, your sister? Fucking divine.

Now, probably you guys all thinking, like, that's so weird to say to you. You're like, bro, like, why would you say that to him? Like, you're so weird for that. But no, I'm going to be brutally honest. The words he said back to me, I'll always remember in my head. He said, bro, I know they're outstanding. Yeah, I'm fucking done. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today.

Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Ah, what the fuck? All right, people, what's up? Today, I discovered the most disturbing ASMR channel on YouTube. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Monster Meal ASMR. And before I say anything else, I did get this video idea from Beto 999. So yeah, I didn't discover shit.

I'm just taking credit for it. Anyways, if any of you guys have not had the luxury of knowing Monster Meal ASMR, I will have you guys know that it is not your traditional ASMR. The typical ASMR that you and I probably think about probably goes like this. Uh-huh, baby, you like some of that ASMR. Oh yeah, baby, that's my giblet. Okay, guys, you all can put it back in your pants now. The point I'm trying to make is that ASMR comes in various shapes and sizes.

And while it's not exactly my cup of tea, I do understand why other people enjoy it. But today I am at a crossroad because the shit we're checking out today is insane. Let's begin. Wow, uh, only six fucking seconds in the video, by the way. Truly a beginning of an ASMR video, I'll tell you that much. Trust me, audience, when I say that this is not your traditional ASMR video, I really meant it. Usually when you watch an ASMR video, you usually see the main person that's running the channel right in front of you. And for some odd reason, they also look like they're being held at gunpoint while they're fucking recording.

But honestly, whenever I'm watching this YouTube channel, I feel like that I'm the one that's being held at gunpoint to watch this shit. I sincerely do not believe how a million people can sensually hit the subscribe button to this. I don't give a solitary fuck if you put a blick to my head. I will not be subscribing to this YouTube channel. Hell no. Audience, is it too late for me to ask for a fucking refund? Out of all the video ideas that I could have done, why did I choose this dog shit?

I can already tell the quality of this channel is going to be in the fucking shitter. Just look at their fucking channel logo. Oh my God. It is so fucking ass. Okay, so let me. Let me get this straight. I feel like I'm honestly missing out on some lore here. I guess in the previous episode of Monster Meal ASMR, his friend must have got fucking eaten.

And I guess our little friend here is reaping the consequences for not saving his friend. And for some reason, his bones was more crunchy than fucking communion bread at church. By the way, if that right there was supposed to be the ASMR that we were supposed to experience, please retire from being an ASMR channel today. While this guy was still eating the food, I could still hear the fat in his lairnecks. Hey, pause right here. Dude, I am so fucking lost from what's happening right now. So first he goes from crying because his friend is dead.

Okay, understandable. And then it becomes midnight, a full moon, and he has this fucking orgasmic reaction. And then all of a sudden he turns into the fucking Hulk, and now he's, Thomas the Train. Ladies and gentlemen, can you even call this shit AI generated? Would AI be able to generate something this fucking random and this stupid? Because this video does not look like your average chat GPT prompt. This shit looks like there's real effort and intention behind it. I feel like the person that is actually running this YouTube channel is a complete psychopath. Dude, I really thought that this shit was supposed to be an ASMR channel. You know what?

But the definition of ASMR is, ladies and gentlemen, it's Autonomous Century Meridian Response. If you need me to translate to you guys, what the f f f*** that means? It's supposed to be relaxing. Do you think this shit is fucking relaxing? I don't know about you guys, but I want to rip out my fucking eardrums. And one more thing. Oh my god, we got Thomas the train doing Blackface. Dude, that was the most stupendous anime fight I've ever seen in my life.

I don't think there is any mortal combat fatality as bad as this one. If you got Thomas the Train's diesel-filled ass cheeks ripping one in your fucking mouth, I think it's pretty safe to say that you're cooked, buddy. Okay, guys, I know that I'm interrupting probably the most important fight scene of your entire life. I'm sure there is no Disney or Pixar fucking Universal Studios fight. That is even going to hold a fucking candle to how intense this is. But I just had the craziest epiphany about this video. I just realized the video game where they're getting this footage from is from GTA 5.

I'm looking at the scenery, ladies and gentlemen. I remember driving Lambos up and down these fucking mountains. So this is what we're using GTA 5 for, huh? Fucking Thomas the Train and whatever the hell this is shitting in each other's mouths. What a very productive use of a very legendary ass game. So we're no longer using GTA now. We're in the real world with this shit now. Is that a mutated sperm or the Alaskan Bullwark?

Sir, if you fucking eat that, I sincerely believe you're gonna get stage 12 cancer. Seriously, audience, look at this fucking thing. Would you actually put that shit down your larynx? I'm not even a scientist and that thing looks like a sexually transmitted disease. Yeah, audience, I think it's time for me to get the fuck offline. Well, uh, what do you guys think? Subscribe to the channel if you would like for me to make another video about Monster Meal ASMR. But with that being said, I'll catch you guys.

Do you know what time this is? 5.10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45. Uh, 245. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out some Gen Ziers that don't know anything about anything. Does this come off as a surprise? I hope not. What country is the Queen of England from? For anybody that doesn't know, it's fucking England.

I can't wait for this woman to be like, uh, uh, Australia. Originally. Um, I definitely don't know. No, give me, give me your best guess. I guess a country. What is the country again? Uh, excuse me? What the hell did you just say? The fact that this is the first video we're checking out does not set a good precedent for me. If the first person doesn't know what a country is, oh, we're doomed.

Remember guys, these are the same people that can get called to a jury. If that shit doesn't terrify you, then I'm afraid you're a psychopath. Give me a guess. This is embarrassing. Um, what is a country? What is a country? What is a country? What do you country, Canada. I don't know why the fuck you're laughing, sis. This ain't funny. The fact that these motherfuckers vote in our presidential elections is terrifying.

You wonder why presidential campaigns spend like 90% of their fucking money on marketing ads? It's because of these fucking dumbasses right here that don't know jack shit about anything. Oh, where's the Queen of England from Canada? Fuck off! Do you know what time this is? I'm sorry, homie, but why are you itching your fucking cock? I can already tell y'all this guy is a assertion. Certified no bitchy and on God. This guy has absolutely no pride whatsoever

Just walking around itching his fucking cock and balls wherever he goes. This dude's an actual NPC. I swear 510 15, 20 25 30 35 40 40 45 Uh 2.45 Yes. You can appreciate how proud this guy looks when he answered that question. That's right baby. You're the hot shit on the block. You answered 245 The problem is motherfucker is that it's actually 150. And once again, for the love of God, get your fucking hand off your cop! Do you know what country the great role of China is in? Country?

Yeah. If you had to guess. You cannot get this wrong. Don't be fooled, ramen noodle hair. I know you got the answer in you. I know what's fucking there. Japanese. You fucking... Not only she didn't say China and not only she didn't say Japan. She just said the adjective Japanese.

I will never understand. how people confuse Korea, China, and Japan? Sure, they've got a few similarities, but they're different in so many ways as well. I mean, I'm not trying to make this about a race thing, but it's just like, holy shit. Do you know what the third month of each year is? Ain't that leap year or some shit? Damn, motherfucker. Apparently March doesn't even exist. Bro, I'm taking personal offense to this shit.

I was born in March. According to this woman, I don't even fucking exist. You know what 15% of 100 is? Fuck. Around what it is. You had to guess. Probably like 75. I don't know.

Yeah. If you guys are not as pissed off as me, I would give you guys the Medal of Honor. We are actually at a point where we can't do percentage fucking math. You can ask this woman the percentage of the state income tax and she'll be like, oh, oh, fucking morons. You know what country we gained our independence from? Great Britain. If you don't say Great Britain, I'm sleeping with your mom.

Spain. Well, uh, well shit. All needs. I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm really good with the ladies. Really familiar with female anatomy. Speaking of independence, your mama's gonna have to get her independence for me, because woo-hoo! You can call this the Boston Tea Party, cause motherfucker I'm gonna be spilling her tea.

How many inches aren't two feet? I don't know. Why are these kids fucking laughing? If somebody asked me that question, and I didn't know, I'd be fucking ashamed in myself. I mean, the only reason I know what two feet look like is, my dick is so fucking big. Around how many inches? Um, if you had to guess. Five?

Yes. Bro, a foot is 12 inches. How do you even get five inches from two feet? Do you know what country the Panama Canal is in? No. If you had to guess, like what do you think? It sounds like it's a country. Europe?

Yes. Every time I feel like humanity is getting slightly better. I have to make sure I keep myself grounded by watching these videos here. But you know what, guys? I don't fucking care. because when I watch these videos, audience, I feel like the Albert Einstein of this generation. Ain't nobody smarter than me because these people exist. Can you name all the months?

September, January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August. Oh, no, sis. You're a fucking failure. I absolutely love how this girl is giving this guy like the approval eyes. You don't confidently dance and say all the months of the year, and then you give the most fucking frail expression of approval. Clearly somebody's insecure about their knowledge. What do we call a shape with five sides?

Please say Pentagon. Is it an octagon? Wait, that's it. How the fuck am I supposed to finish this video? Audience, I am actually getting sleep deprived by the lack of knowledge these people possess. I think it's my brain like refusing to believe that our generation is this fucking stupid. But no, it's just my coping mechanism and I need to realize that our generation is going to shit. And I should have realized that five minutes ago, but I'm holding on to any glimmer of hope imaginable. Is it an octagon? Wait, that's six. That's eight. Octagon is eight.

Is it a stop sign? Yes. That's right, audience. A stop sign is now qualified as a shape. I'd be surprised if she even has a license because you need to know what an octagon is to know what a stop sign is. No, what year the U.S. was founded? Oh, no. I'm not going to answer that. Around when, if you had to guess here. I do not know.

Um... Give me your best guys. I'm gonna say BC. I'm gonna keep it at BC era. Give me a number, BC. Um, 18-something, something, 1800s. BC? Yeah.

Yes. This has gotta be one of the most baffling and embarrassing answers I've ever seen. July 4th of 1776, the United States, was founded. Holy fucking shit, is it that difficult? How many weeks in the year? Uh, nah. Uh, weeks in a year? I don't know.

Can't count the weeks. Four times 12, 24 weeks? Yes. This motherfucker actually did the math in his head four times 12 and still got 24. Not only did he not say 52 weeks and not only did he get the fucking math problem. incorrect. The man said 24 as his final answer. Holy shit. Do you know who fought in the Mexican-American War? You remember? Can't lie to? I don't know that.

Guess two countries. Who against who? If you had to guess. Philippines? Yeah, against two. Don't remember the other one. Okay, so at this point, I'm starting to believe that these videos are actually scripted. I really hope that I'm actually the guy that's being bamboozled here. But there's no fucking way you can be that stupid. say the Philippines fought in the Mexican-American War. This entire video is wild, bro.

I don't know how people are this stupid. You know what three times three times three is? Nine. Yeah, bro, you lost me there. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

Yeah. Orange County Deputy Shelby Abramson received a three week... All right, people, what's up? Today I've found probably the worst TikTok police officer I've ever seen. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Shell to the B. If you're looking for a police officer that lets all the

power dynamic run to her head and wants to get some clout, this lady is for you. This Orange County Sheriff's deputy has been punished for videos she posted on TikTok. Aw shit, this lady's in Orange County. Now, obviously, I'm not going to say where I live. But if I had

to give a metaphor, this lady has probably breathed the same oxygen. as I have. Why the fuck is there so much dumb shit in Florida? Jesus. Yet, despite the punishment, she continues to create new videos while wearing her uniform. So, from what I am understanding,

this lady is a police officer, a sheriff deputy, that is in a position to give orders to the public, but she can't follow basic instructions herself. And you're telling me that she is worthy of the police badge? Get the fuck out of here. Now, the deputy was suspended from her

job for disobeying her superiors and discrediting the sheriff's office. Now audience, if you were the sheriff deputy office, how long would you maybe have suspended her for? Probably fucking forever? Well, how about three fucking weeks? What I don't understand is that if you're in the position to give other people orders and boss other people around, why the fuck would you let somebody that can't follow basic orders to give other people orders? After already being warned to follow a various order that she deliberately fucks up. Whoever's in charge of the sheriff deputy. office right now made a stupid-ass decision.

But tonight, the deputy continues to post new TikTok videos. News 6th investigator Mike DeForest shows us why she is doing it. This investigation began when a fellow deputy stumbled upon the TikTok videos. During the investigation, other law enforcement officers said they felt the videos were inappropriate and embarrassing. Yeah. Orange County deputy Shelby Abramson received a three-week suspension. Sorry to interrupt the news guy, but we're not. What the fuck is this video?

Does she think she's some hot shot, some fucking hot shit by making these videos? There could be somebody that needs to be brought to justice. Somebody could be getting fucking killed right now. But no, let's forget I'm actually a police officer that needs to protect the public. Let's make a fucking TikTok in my police car acting like I'm some fucking hot shit. This is simply somebody that doesn't deserve the badge whatsoever. Sure, it may be a small percentage, but I don't want my fucking tax dollars paying that. this woman. After investigators say she violated agency policy while posting videos on TikTok.

So when you're looking at my belt, I have a taser and I have a gun. Only one gun, honey. This lady reminds me of a woman that is so fucking happy to be in a position of power. What's wrong, lady? Did you get bossed around by men too much when you were little? And now you're flexing your gun on TikTok thinking, oh, look at me. Don't fuck with me. I'm a lady in the police. These four. Shut the fuck up. Abramson has been creating TikTok videos of herself in uniform since shortly after she was hired by the agency less than two years ago.

Those TikTok videos have earned her 80,000 followers. I mean, to be fair, 80,000 followers really isn't that much on TikTok. If she was making money on TikTok, it would maximum be like a dime of money. Nothing crazy to brag about. What is 10 cents worth risking your job over? Fuck no. According to this internal report, although most of the videos Deputy Abramson posted were benign, some of the audio tracks contained foul language and sexually explicit lyrics.

The school resource... You're a deputy and also a mother? I can only imagine when your child grows up and sees this video on YouTube. I'm sure that they're totally going to aspire to be just like you. In a side note, that's fucking crazy that you're a mom. That just adds so much more responsibility to you as a person. And knowing that you can't even follow the job of your own occupation, I can imagine your job as a mother would be pretty shitty too.

Officer deleted this video after News 6 first reported about it, telling investigators she screwed up and shouldn't have posted that one. Motherfucker, what are you talking about? Oh, I screwed up. Oop fucking oopsie! Aw, shucks, I shouldn't have been wiggling my ass on screen with some. sexually explicit lyrics in the background with my fucking deputy outfit on. Oh shucks, I shouldn't have posted that one.

Fuck off. Besides placing the sheriff's office in disrepute, investigators say the deputy disobeyed her supervisor by continuing to create TikTok videos while on duty despite being ordered to stop. I know I continue to bring up this point over and over again, but I think it's so fucking crazy how some people get the badge and treat it so immaturely. I have no idea what course of action it took for her to get hired. Because I think when you're trying to hire somebody,

you can notice immaturity right off the bat. So I don't even know how she even got past the typical testing process. Because personally, the second I noticed, she's not acting like a police officer, she can get her fucking ass right out the door. So we're going to do some squad talks to Shelby. Abramson defended her TikTok videos to investigators saying her motive was the huge.

Humanizing of the badge that we're not just this bad guy behind a gun Lady how the fuck are you trying to humanize the badge from the looks of your TikTok videos? It doesn't look like you're trying to be a police officer It really looks like your intent is trying to become a TikTok celebrity above anything else and what's your fucking goal here? Because if you're trying to show off the great cops image You're just showing how little the rules actually matter to you in that you give zero fucks about the consequences I don't know about you but But that doesn't seem like a very good image for police officers. Fucking moron. While the sheriff's internal probe was still underway, Abramson continued to post TikTok videos,

including one recorded inside Epcot while the park was empty. Okay, I can kind of understand her motive here a little bit. If you're inside of an empty Disney park, you would get a little bored and want to do something. But you also need to remember you're on duty and you're a fucking cop. And you have a job to look over this empty Disney park for a reason. You're trying to find them fucking weirdos that are trying to stay after dark. And you not doing your job horsing around with this fucking hooligans not going to make your job any better.

It's the fact that you're on duty and you need to do this shit until you're off. Essentially what I'm trying to say is do your fucking job. Warning, do not at 30 pounds. Try this dance. Even after being punished, she has kept on making new TikTok videos for her online fans. The Orange County Sheriff's Office would not make Abramson available for an interview, and she told News 6 by phone that her supervisors instructed her not to speak with us. Holy shit! She can follow orders now? Look at that, ladies and gentlemen. That is what you call character development.

I guess the lady does, in fact, have a few fucking brain cells left. Some law enforcement agencies prohibit officers from appearing in uniform on their personal social media accounts. Now the Orange County Sheriff's Office does allow it, but deputies are cautioned against identifying the agency and they must not do anything that would negatively impact the public's perception of the agency. Mike DeForest News 6 Well, Mike, here is what I understand. We have a police officer that can't follow fucking orders for the life of her and that she thinks that she's hot shit. Trying to humanize cops when at the end of the day she's trying to just get clout on the internet.

While also at the same time is making a very shitty impression on what a cop's responsibility is. I mean, seriously, let that sink in. She is carrying a gun and expected to make super mature decisions with it. I don't think that's going to fucking happen. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. You know, The Drill, we're checking out some more Roblox cringe. I took a bit of a break from the whole Roblox cringe thing. you know, I got to spice in some different content, but we're back, okay? We're back milking some, uh, some great content. But yeah, today I was scrolling around on YouTube.com, and it just magically appeared again, all right?

The Roblox cringe, I don't go out and find it, okay? It comes and finds me. So today, I found around like 10 different TikToks that we're going to be taking a gander at today. So hopefully, uh, we're in for a treat. Anyways, before we get into today's video, if you end up enjoying this video, please subscribe to the channel. It's free and you can always unsubscribe later. Anyways, audience, now that we got that out of the way, let's go ahead and check out these TikToks.

I was chilling on a Zoom meeting and then my mama comes up to me with this fucking huge plate with tacos on it. I was like, yes, heaven. Oh boy, today we got ourselves a chubby Roblox player explaining how they ate tacos.

Uh, this isn't going to go well. Started eating them tacos without hesitation until I heard my stinky winky teacher's voice saying I'm not allowed to eat in his class. Okay, you jealous. It's not my fault. You're to afford food. Well, it's not the idea

that he can't afford food, all right? I'm pretty sure that your math teacher or whoever it is can afford tacos. After all, it is his Zoom meeting. It is his classroom. Well, I mean, it's not really. Actually, I take back. everything I said. If a teacher on Zoom is telling you you can't eat tacos at your own home,

okay, that is sad. I take back everything I said, okay? This girl can eat her tacos in class, okay? I don't care what anybody says. And of all this my house and I can do whatever I want. I didn't say that though. I just turned of my camera. All of a sudden I... Bro, you are such a pussycat. Oh, you were just like, oh, I hate my math teacher. I hope he gets deported and all this other stuff. But in all reality, all you did was turn off your camera. You had this huge climactic buildup, right? You were talking about how great this story is. And then you're just like, yeah, I turned off my camera.

You know, what kind of ending is that, bro? That sucks. Sudden my stomach started dancing and I was so dramatic. I just fake fell onto my computer and that's when I realized I f***ed up. I turned my camera on by accident and keep in mind my mic was unmuted. I let out this huge Lil Nessa Barrett, Lil Shaddy and this huge pile of shuns down my leg. Oh my fucking gosh, that was disgusting and I was wearing gray sweat pants. Oh, baby, you, uh, you sharded your pants in front of your math class.

Oh, that's very unfortunate. I really have no idea if this Roblox story is actually real. I really hope it is real because that's funny. You actually need something funny to happen in school. But bro, to anybody out of the audience that has ever had a poop story in class or whatever or at school, I feel so I feel so it's so far away. You have to go to the restroom and stuff your entire thing of trousers full of toilet paper just so that you can get through the day. I am really sorry for you, my dude. Or ladies, okay?

You know, I'm pretty sure ladies do shart their pants. It's probably a myth, you know, that ladies do that kind of stuff, but I think I believe in it. If that's ever happened to any of you guys, I'm sorry. That must be really unfortunate. That must be really sad. Hopefully everybody doesn't remember that story, but I know you will for the rest of your life. And I'm sorry for your trauma. Top in this Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory waterfall came running down my pants.

At that point, my sweatpants was covered in and when I turned around this whole baboon of a class started laughing. Even my teacher like shut yo mouths up before I come and murder every single one of you. My floor was covered in chocolate. Chai could literally feed the entire African continent. My mom comes in with gloves and everything like really had better protection in the whole sweat team. Still came out and I started crying my eyes out like.

This was a whole mess. I ran to the shower and sat there in tears. Okay, look, I get it. You know, you're like 10 years old. You're trying to explain how funny you are in this story. But, dude, you can only give so many metaphors in a story before it just gets watered down to nothing. Look, in order to tell a really good story, you've got to have the rising action, the climax, the falling action in the conclusion. But you see, you keep on giving the climax over and over again to the point where it's just a big cliff and it's just going to be a terrible drop off. This has got to be the worst story I've ever heard. Oh, guys, this winky, dinky, stinky, humpty, dumpy, been running.

my leg and I had to go into the shower and cry. Like dude, please shut up. In my right mind, I can drive right. Oh boy, I got another stiffy. Her avatar is so freaking cute. My ugly stick is so stiff. Nice, bro. Your sex drive is definitely up to date.

It is more than working. All you have to do now is just meet a woman in the real world. That's all you have to do. It may be a little bit more difficult than what you might think, but it's doable. Maybe when you're like 40 and after like 20 years. like 20 years of therapy. You can probably do it. You might be able to meet another woman in the real world. But until then, bro, Chacho, I'm telling you right now, this ain't gonna be working. Okay,

what you typed on on this TikTok? This is not going to attract women into your life. If anything, it's probably going to repel women to ever want to go in front of you. Guys, look at my shirt. Nicholas has been trying to rip it off. So Nicholas wants to rip off your shirt. How about, uh, how about you just don't? Like, how about you just walk away from Nicholas? You can do so many things. You can turn them in for sexual harassment, you, you can sue him, you know, get some money out of him. There's so many great solutions. He's whipped it to shreds. Should I let him see these succulent melons? What? What? Hello? So what's the big deal? If he's so badly wants to see your

succulent melons as you like to describe them, then why are you bringing it up inside of this TikTok? Why don't you and Nicholas go ahead and get a room? All right, I got to be serious for like a second, right? Why do these little kids try to like adapt to like adult humor the second that they discover puberty. It's like, yeah, dude, we've already been through puberty. Okay, we already know what, what boobies and vaginies are. Okay, we already are very familiar with what that is. We've been living our lives with these things attached to our bodies, our entire lives. I don't know why it's so, why it's so interesting now. But I will say one thing, your humor talking about succulent melons. It's not that funny. So when I was in fourth grade, slime was really popular.

It was so popular to the point everyone was making it and people would trade their slimes all the time. I was one of those people. How much you want to bet that this story is going to be ending up and somebody sharding their pants. I guarantee you what's going to happen. Did YouTube videos and some of the kids from my school would watch them. I basically did slime tutorials and I would sell my slimes for 50 cents. One time I got a comment from this girl named Augusty Musty. She commented on my video saying how she wanted to buy the slime I made.

I said yes, of course. The next day at recess we both met behind the basketball courts. I brought the slime she asked for and told her that it would cost 50 cents. This said she only brought a quarter. She kept demanding me to give her the slime for a quarter so I had enough. I slapped her head with the slime and the slime got stuck in her hair. I started putting more slime in her hair. Then when it was all in there, I yanked the slime out.

I swear I ripped so much hair out of her head that she looked like an egg. Her hair came out in clumps and it looked like she had lice and fleas. I pulled her hair so hard it made her shard. I knew it. It was coming. At some point, I was literally keeping my ears peeled, all right? It was near the end of the story, but bro, I knew that somebody was going to shart their pants at some point. Does like every single fourth grader, like shart their pants inside of school? Like, aren't you guys potty trained by at least first grade?

He pulled the most clumpy, clumpy, Donald Trumpy, very lumpy, made her grumpy, Humpty, dumpedy, smelled like a dumpy, made Rhodes Bumpy, made me thinky, it smelled stinky, Made the boys winky, Marker Inky, Wana Linky, I ran far, hit her with the car, went to the bar, Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, gave her scars, smoked cigars, sounded like a Jaguar, went to Mars, that I have ever seen. She went to the hospital and she turned out to have bowel cancer. Legit, this has got to be the most unfunny thing I've ever seen in my life. You know, it's perfectly fine to have like a little bit of a rhyme or two inside of your story

so it can add some more charisma. But whenever you got at least 15 seconds, if you're just rhyming a bunch of random words to describe someone sharding their pants, okay? Like, oh, we get the joke. Children are never going to be funny, ladies and gentlemen, okay? If you are ages like 1 through 12, okay, you're never going to be funny. If this is supposed to be twerking right here, then I must be like Nikki Minaj when it comes to twerking. And guess what audience?

There was actual people that are looking at this TikTok right now and thinking, ooh, baby girl, this is something else. And so those people that did think that whenever they watch that TikTok, you are a degenerate, all right? Go outside. I don't care, dude. Why is it in your bum? I have no idea. It's a glitch in a video game. Who cares? These little kids would try literally anything that try to make themselves funny, but they fail dramatically.

Honestly, bro, I'm done checking out all these unfunny TikToks. These guys are just a complete disappointment. Audience, if you enjoy this video by any means, please subscribe to the channel. I deeply appreciate it. But yeah, with that being said, I'm going to go back to where the dark ones came later. This video is in response to the YouTuber that replied to my recent video called This Gaming YouTuber Must Be Exposed. recommend you watch that video before you watch this one and I recommend you watch both of them all the way through thank you all right people what's up this creepy gaming YouTuber has responded to me and it is bad now audience the subject of today's video is once again day bomb a few days ago i dropped the video called this gaming YouTuber must be exposed in that video i go over the

YouTuber Daybomb, the War Thunder YouTuber that likes to draw anime girls based on the various tanks that are inside the video game. Now, I made it a point in that video that there is absolutely nothing wrong with drawing anime girls inside of your content. However, I do have a problem with it whenever you're drawing children explicitly in this manner. And then you use that platform of drawing those children sexually to siphon your audience into your Patreon account, where those very childlike-looking characters are drawn in very explicit ways on your Patreon. You know, with like, no clothes on either. But in all seriousness, whenever I dropped this video, I knew that I was getting into some shit.

I knew that this was going to cause so much of a stir that I even made this comment in my previous video. So this guy, for some reason, gets an overwhelmingly amount of support, which in theory could cause some pretty big, YouTube beef but at this point I can't really care and ladies and gentlemen let me tell you that I was right the shit is stinky the shit is hot and the shit has been stirred a great portion of day bomb's gooner-ass fan base was typing paragraphs upon paragraphs upon paragraphs defending day bomb in the childlike characters that they like to fuck off to with the absolute biggest copes I think I have ever read on YouTube.com. And audience, this video containing Daybom's response is only going to stir the pot even more.

With that being said, let's begin. Daybom started off by say, holy shit, you typed a lot. You know what I said about Daybom and his fan base type in paragraphs upon paragraphs upon paragraphs. I haven't even got to reading this dude's response and I already know it is full of cope. But hey, let's go ahead and hear him out. Maybe he's got some crazy points. First of all, I sincerely apologize if my video made you uncomfortable. Yes, Daybom, it in fact did make me uncomfortable. There's just something about minors wearing almost no clothing on my screen that makes me fucking uncomfortable. And before your desensitized-ass fan base got recommended my YouTube video,

absolutely everybody that was commenting was in agreeance that that was a child. There was even comments of people saying that they can't even look at the screen. And yeah, you can go ahead and say that it's my audience that's being biased because of what I'm saying. Because that's not a child. That's just inspired by a 40-year-old tank, so let's fuck off to it. But if any of you guys really want me to, I will take this picture of Dave Baum's art. And I will go ahead and ask five strangers in a row if they think that that is a child. If that makes it easier for you guys to finally accept that this is a child, then I can go ahead and do it.

Daybom continues by saying War Thunder features a wide range of vehicles, and I've drawn characters in various sizes to match them. Many of them are adult characters, even though that wasn't shown in this particular video. I'm not exactly sure what Daybom is trying to refer to in this segment. Is he saying that the previous video that I made was actually adult characters, but I didn't say that they were adult characters? Or did the anime characters that I shown in my previous video were actually minors all along. Because either way that Daybom is trying to spin this narrative is complete bullshit.

Because I could have swore that I said this in my previous video. If it looks like a child and has the body structure of a child, well, it must be a child. And I'm sure if Daybom wants to argue with me that the canonical age of this character is like 40 fucking years old, I will gladly debate him how this character does not look 40 years old. So if he's referring to me not a body, by the canonical age of the characters that he pulled out of his ass. That's very true. I don't give a fuck about the lore of your YouTube channel. If Davehob is trying to say that the characters that I featured in my video

were actually adults this entire time, then congratulations, buddy. I predicted that you were going to be coping your fucking ass off. But, but, but, but, if you're trying to say that the characters that I was featuring was actually minors all along, well, uh, that just doesn't make a good look for you either. Yeah guys, she's 40 years old. She's 40 years old because, uh, I fucking said so.

Patreon.com, baby. Seriously, dude, imagine using the excuse that because you're drawing a tank in World War II, that you think that that is a free excuse to draw explicit content of children on the internet. Because you based it off of a World War II tank that was like 80 years old. Like, seriously, is it that hard to just make your characters look like adults? But instead you have to explain to every human being on the internet the technicalities and the, well, actually, it's technically 40 years old because it's technically a World War II tank. Their children, shut the fuck up. I don't design characters because they look small or young.

I simply draw what I think would be interesting or fun based on the vehicles in the game. Oh, brother, the same cope again. Ladies and gentlemen, let's go ahead and strip away the legend that encruss these anime children that are drawn sexually. If you take away the idea that Daybom drew these characters inspired by World War II tanks, this guy practically has nothing else to say. You want to know why a good 91% of people out of 66,000 votes voted yes? It's not because they're a part of my fan base and because they're biased about what I say. I didn't tell anybody that they did or didn't look like a child.

It's because they don't know the context that it was drawn by a World War II tank. And that is exactly why 60,000 of those votes voted for the fact that it looks like a child. And because it does look like a child, you as an artist day bomb has failed to convey the message that it looks like an adult. Whether you will accept that or a grand majority of your audience that likes the... off to that disgusting shit. If they refuse to recognize reality, then I'm sorry, I don't know what else you want me to say. If you guys want to defend your child boulder that much, then please, I don't want you in my fan base.

In this video, the focus ended up being on mostly some of my more suggestive animations, particularly ones with less developed art style or younger-looking characters. Thank you, Dabom, you fucking admitted it yourself. Videos I was featuring was about your more suggestive and sexual animations, and particularly your ones that look like fucking children. I hate to break it to the diehard day bomb fans, but you, you've been b-to-children, bro. Turn yourself in today, motherfucker. I am aware of that, and in recent works, I have made a conscious effort to not draw young-looking characters in a sexualized way. Well, you must be doing a very fucking shit job at.

In my previous video, ladies and gentlemen, I stated in his recent video about a character named Weasel. He drew an anime girl that he explicitly says is a minor in that video. And in that same video, he sexualized that child's... I'm just gonna roll the clip for you. Yeah, what the fuck? So, Dave Baum, I don't know what exactly you're referring to by that conscious effort about not sexualizing young characters. But you are doing a very fucking shit. job. For example, in some of my previous animations, I've shown adult female characters like the

Ma's with heavily damaged clothing, but I don't depict small or young characters in that way. I'm going to go ahead and roll the clip that Daybom is referring to so we know the context. Wait a minute, is this really the ace up this dude's sleeve? Because you're not drawing the anime characters with heavily damaged clothing and it looks like a piece of their clothing is taken off where it looks like it's a little bit of a tease in the video. Is that seriously your defense that you're making right now? Holy shit, I've heard toddlers come up with better excuses on the spot. Seriously, man, what a fucking shit point that is.

Even if you don't depict characters as getting damaged with their clothing, you still draw fucking minors with way less clothing than what you're seeing here. And we don't even have to talk about YouTube. I've seen your Patreon. We don't even have to talk about YouTube. There's fucking kids over there. You don't depict small or young characters in that way. Yeah, dude, fuck off.

Again, I'm truly sorry. I fully acknowledge that before I took an eight-month break, some of my older videos were much more provocative and suggestive. I deeply regret that, and I want to apologize once more. Yeah, DeBom, I get it. It sounds pretty fucking woo-woo and cute to apologize, and I say that I accept your apology. yada, you still sexualized a child's f in your recent video.

What the fuck are you apologizing for? You can't even hold up to your word. That said, I've been trying to make my videos less sexualized than they used to be. In the recent Weasel video, the vehicle itself is extremely small in light. And as an artist, I've been simply wanting to reflect that design through the character. Oh, here we fucking go, dude. I think we've already debunked this whole cope like two times already. If you're gonna draw a character that you know that you're gonna sexualize their f-in that same video.

How about you just make them an adult? Like, is it really that fucking hard? And I'm not talking about, like, drawing the girl and then saying, oh, yeah, this is totally 40 years old. Like, you should actually draw a grown adult, you know what I mean? It was not about personal preference. Yes, it was, dude. Shut the fuck up.

You're the artist. You're the one that looked at this fucking tank and thought, yeah, I need to draw this. And also you're the same artist that edited that video and sexualized that child. It was entirely your preference. Do not give me that shit. I even included a subtle line in the video to suggest that viewers shouldn't sexualize childlike characters. And yet you do the same fucking thing yourself.

And coincidentally enough, you even put comments of your fucking Gooner fan base on top of it. So let's break the bullshit. Are you encouraging your fan base because you're very obviously putting your fans' comments on the screen encouraging it. You know, sexualizing children's f- Or are you doing the very opposite of what you're saying in this comment

by saying that you're disavowing it? I think you need to make up your mind, you freaky weird-ass motherfucker. Yeah, dude, you pretty much solidified everything I said. You're fucking disgusting. Well, audience, what do you think? Subscribe to the channel if you would like to see a part three about Daybomb.

With that being said, I'm gonna get to to bed later.