Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 30

Episode Date: October 26, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 30

Alright bro, TikTok has completely ruined dating. I've been sitting here scrolling on my 4U page and all I see are these only fans who are talking about how they love cheating. Because it's some sort of fantasy to these women that they love to cheat on their man. I'm like, wow, that really gave me the ick. But you know what? Because I got the ick from a woman cheating on her man, I also got the question, what are everybody else's icks on TikTok?

An audience since that thought has left my mind, I came across the worst icks on TikTok. Oh my gosh Queen that's so real when you're on a date with your crush and he can't find the parking spot Ehh, ike. Audience, today we're going to be talking to the fellas, okay? Ladies, I know you watch the Rith YouTube channel. I know. If you're on a first date with your crush and you can't find a parking spot, honestly, you're fucking cooked.

You may as well just rope max today. If you're trying to pull up at Red Lobster at around 7 p.m. with your lady and you realize the whole entire parking lot, it's fucked. At that point, bro, you already got the ick. You may as well bring her back home and sit in your little f***in bed sheets and cry. Because, my lord, the last thing you want is your woman looking at you with a face like that. Ugh. Fucking horrific. He was on the dance floor and his glasses dropped on the ground.

And he was asking everyone, my glasses, my glasses, like on the ground looking for them. And I got the biggest f***ing from that. Why? Listen, audience, as somebody that wears glasses every single day of his life in order to literally function throughout his day, I understand. I know what it's like whenever my glasses fall on the ground and I have to look for something. It fucking sucks. Maybe she doesn't understand because she doesn't have glasses like me, but trust me, whenever you do get glasses and you're an old fuck,

and those motherfuckers fall on the ground and you gotta look for your glasses, you're shit on, your shit on a lot. So when your man is dropping his glasses on the ground and he's trying to look for them and shit, it looks like fucking SpongeBob, do not give him the ick, okay? You got to give him the benefit of the doubt. That is just bullshit. Again, audience, horrific ick. So I went on a first date and a car was about to hit me and he grabbed me and pulled me away.

And I don't know why, but that just gave me the ick. Because it's literally the first date. Why are you so obsessed with me? Like it was just so desperate and it's like, play it cool. A man just saved your life on the first date without even knowing you. Personally, if I were this girl and this man did this to me on the first date, I think I would already be on one knee proposing. That is a man that you want to keep.

for life. The first date this man saves your life from getting your ass flattened by a fucking Ford Fusion. And you call him desperate, obsessed, and it gives you the ick. If I were this man, I think I should have just pushed you even further into the Ford Fusion. Oh, get your ass flattened by the Ford Fusion and the fucking Toyota Tacoma. In Minecraft. What's your biggest egg in a guy? Like when they... No. No. Okay. Say it. No, no. That was so mean. I was going to say if they're like really nice, it's such an egg. If the man is also nice to you, it also gives you the ick.

Boys, what the fuck are we even supposed to do at this point? We can't be nice and obviously we can't treat him like shit. Because if we went back to the 1950s and smacked our women around whenever we f***ing felt like it, we would get thrown in jail audience, which is complete bullshit. But now we can't even be nice to our own women, bro. This is crazy. I can wake you up with your favorite breakfast at your bedside, the best coffee in the world right next to it,

and have the TV playing with the latest and greatest episode of the, fucking Kardashians. And you're going to once again call me an ick? Like what the fuck is wrong with you? These huss don't even know what they want in a relationship. I don't like what I'm gonna make how to cook because why do you know how to cook? That's a problem. There's no fucking way that you just said that. Talking to my male audience once again, if you know how to cook absolutely anything, that's a problem. That's problematic. Instead of being with your woman that has already been sciopped by fucking Instagram reels and doesn't want to cook or clean, You can't even cook yourself your own meal

because God forbid you're gonna turn off your woman that doesn't want to do anything for you. Listen, I'm glad that my current girlfriend knows how to cook some shit, right? She knows how to cook some stuff. But I will also say I've also had girlfriends that have absolutely no experience in the kitchen whatsoever. Their definition of gourmet fucking luxury restaurant material

would be dino nuggets in the microwave. And if I were to eat those, I would not know whether or not I'm gonna get food poisoning the hour later. And truth be told, audience, this is the majority of women. They don't even want to cook or clean for their man. Ever since office buildings and houses got air conditioned, these bishops are thinking that they can do literally everything a man could.

So just be ready. The next time you're dating a woman, do not always expect her to know how to cook. Because truth be told, audience, you're going to have to cook yourself way more out of a bowl of ramen. I'm so sorry, I wish I had better news. There is nothing more icky. I'm so sorry that I'm pausing the video so early, but can this girl shut the fuck? Fuck up. Like, oh my guy, you know what's so icky in a guy? Somebody fucking kill me.

Then watching a guy walk out of Starbucks with a frappuccino in his hand, like... Ugh. Sipping on his green straw. Well, you heard it here first, folks. Anybody that likes Starbucks that's a dude, well, fuck you. Not even fuck you. Fuck me too. My girl recently put me on a Starbucks and, bro, it's not that bad.

But now that this sassy little skink just told me I can't order my frappuccino. I'm never going to Starbucks ever again. The Starbucks stock is officially going down, ladies and gentlemen. But anyways, on a real note, is that really the reason you would turn down a guy as if they order a fucking frappuccino? My lord, TikTok has ruined dating forever. What's an ick in a guy? Um, yeah. When they're not respectful.

When they're not respectful. Personally, I have an ick when a girl can't even fucking speak. When they're not funny. Flip-flops or crocs without socks. Socks? Sox. Really, motherfucker. When they jump in the pool and they hold their nose.

Do you have one for a girl? Uh, if they're like fucking stupid. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. True. Do I really need to say anything, audience? I think this guy just single-handedly ended all of those women's careers. Holy shit, our species is so funny. Do you ever want to get the ick for a guy?

Just go to his Instagram following, type in the letter K and see how many random girls pop up. Just with the letter K alone and it will dry you up, I promise. Yeah, ladies, go to my Instagram right now and go to my 5. following in type K, I'm sure you're gonna be so jealous over keyed boy in fucking Keemstar. I know, I know, I'm such a f*** boy. She knows it. If mentally ill was a person. Okay, but seriously though, every time your man makes you angry, you feel like you gotta go cheat on him, well, not even you feel like it, you fucking do.

Surely this is a girl that does not feel happy about herself in life whatsoever. Like, girl, how much did you cheat on your man? Like, does your vagina fucking itch down there? I'm genuinely curious how many times you actually cheated on your man because he made you sad, mad, whatever. This girl definitely has a scratchy disease down there, but I don't even want to fucking know what it is. Hope that I got to say about this girl is stay far away, far as you fucking can. If she's on the East Hemisphere, you're on the fucking West. End of story. Hey, keep my baby, fuck my baby dad.

Fuck my baby dad. Fuck my baby dad. I'm a fine. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we have a whole list that we did not get the series. Some easy ones that come to mind audiences. Number 64, don't eat food. Bro, what in the f*** do these women want from us, bro? We can't even eat food now. Also, another honorable mention would be number 70.

Don't be over 18. Uh, have a seat, please. What the f***. Number 100, don't have a shower. Yeah, okay, this woman is fucking disgusting. And finally, number 275 and number 2.93, don't have fun and can't have fun. I think those two right there at this point just make me want to make me what I'm. marry this woman, whoever she is. That, ladies and gentlemen, just sounds like a dream

relationship at this point. Anyways, audience, I hope we have less faith in humanity than which you came into this video, and I hope I ruined your day. Let's get 5 million subs. Subscribe. All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. Roblox Kids, all right? The last video got a boost in the algorithm, so here we are once again capitalizing on Roblox cringe. You know how we do it. Now, before we get it to today's video, if you end up enjoying it, please subscribe to the channel. Okay, I'm not here. to force you. I'm not here to tie you down with a rope and spoon feed you my subscription, so you can go ahead and decide that. But yeah, with that being said, let's go ahead and take a gander

at these TikToks. Attention all Roblox players. So some of us have already figured out that the bump-uns aren't actually real hackers. They just like to raid games and spam. Well, there's something a lot more serious. Okay, look, little girl, I know you're like really, you know, infatuated with your Roblox fantasies and stuff like that, right? But it's nothing crazy. It's a Roblox hacker on video game. Like seriously, what is gonna change in your life if you get hacked on Roblox.com? Oh no, you're gonna lose an outfit? Are you serious? I don't know, maybe it's just me because you know I'm a grown man, you know, I don't have to worry about Roblox. This isn't one of my top priorities. But does it really matter?

It's a video game, like who cares? They call themselves the Dip Dip Girls. If you watch Stars Roblox on YouTube, then you probably already know how she was talking about her friend getting hacked by the Dip dips. They found out her friend's location and name. Oh, wow. The dip dip dip girls. Oh, I don't want to mess with the dip dip girls on Roblox.com. Oh, what are, what are these dip dip girls going to do to me? Are they going to, are they going to boot me offline? Oh, God forbid. I can't play Arsenal for 15 minutes. Oh, no. Like, bro, just, just go outside. Like, come on. It's a sugar.

Papa, golly, you're so sexy. I'll get the child another day. Oh, what? What is with the Roblox community in the really weird age gap fetishes? Like, oh, yeah, Sugar Daddy, we're going to get a child suit. Oh, baby girl. We'll get the child another day. My Viagra ain't working right now.

I log on to Roblox each and every single day to go ahead and get myself some Arsenal gameplay so that you guys can enjoy it inside of my YouTube videos because I'm pretty good at Arsenal. I'll be honest. If you ever think that I'm going to dip myself and involve myself with this type of insanity, then you must be terribly mistaken because I'm a very conservative Roblox player. I'm never going to be dipping my toes into this territory. Unless it's me reacting to this terrible content on YouTube.com and TikTok.

That is the only affiliation I'm going to have. No, Papa Carl, don't be mean. Sorry, super sassy. It's fine, Papa Gallo, a scooter park. He's super sassy. No. Do not go to the park with your Sugar Daddy. That is probably the last thing you need to be doing right now.

What you want to be doing right now is log off of Roblox, and what you want to do is open up your math textbook and go ahead and finish up that multiplication homework you've been putting off for weeks. If Sugar Daddy is not helping you with your math homework right now, then he's not a very good one, is he? It's the sunset, yay. Peas on Sugar Daddy.

All right, I think that's enough for that specific TikTok right here. You know, whenever he pees, He's on Sugar Daddy. I don't think we want to hear the rest of the TikTok. So I'm gonna go ahead and let your imagination, you know, run free. Go ahead and think what you will of it. But yeah, uh, let's go ahead and check out the next TikTok, shall we? I don't know, dude.

I'm looking at you right now and I don't think any girl is going to want to date a guy that doesn't even have a face or a missing leg. At that point, I would just think it's necrophilia. I mean, you practically don't even have a body at this point. So all the ladies that are out there that are into necrophilia, uh, I think I got a man for you. I think I got a man that can provide all the needs that you're wanted. Nearly hoping she doesn't chill. You know, that's a very nice question.

Do Asians still eat dog, meat, and bats? I'm just curious. Well, I mean, if you're wanting to refer to, like, South Korea, I mean, they're still eating, like, what, like a million dogs per year? I don't know why this is a question on Roblox TikTok, but yes, yes, they still eat dogs and bats. It's a custom. Who cares?

Things that I say in my lulley voice. Oh, my gosh. Why are you saying stuff in a lulley voice? That's just nasty, you sick freak. Well, boys and girls, let's go ahead and check out what this woman has to do for her auditions of her lully voice. That goes cutely. Give me ropebacks alone. You know, I'm heavily considering offing myself right now.

You know, I got a Home Depot rope right next to me. It's triple threaded. I can probably go outside and hang it up next to my oak tree. I get tied the most authentic and beautiful news you have ever seen, and I'll be on my merry way. But you know what, audience? I'm not going to do that. Why? Because I still got a video to record on YouTube.com because I love you guys. Which one of you emails? What to put your core blocks inside.

Oh, oh. Nobody. Absolutely nobody wants to put their core blocks inside of you. You sick, demented child. You know what, audience? I'm at a loss for words for this one. The music was just ever so beautiful. It was a nice beautiful acoustic instrument. I really have no idea what the instrument was, but it was pretty beautiful. However, this video track right here, it just makes it entirely off-putting to the point where I'm just like, I never want to listen to acoustic music ever again. I'm looking at the TikTok right now, and it just gets creepier and creepier.

The more I listen to this instrumental, it's just, it's so off-putting, it's so eerie and weird. I think I should stop watching. Actually, no, we should stop watching this video. Let's go ahead and check out the next TikTok. Blockies are hot now. Where are my baby girls? Where are my baby girls? Well, I'll go ahead and tell you one thing, my guy.

They're definitely football fields, light ears away from you. Wherever you are is where women are not. And I'll go ahead and fill you in on a little secret. Roblox is where women are not, okay? You know, if you want to find a girl like a child, like a little fetus, then Roblox is the place for you. But if you want to find women, women, okay, then you got to go to the real world and you've got to be looking.

That is how you get a suitor. That is how you get a woman for your life. I think you're talking to yourself. Keep rolling your eyes. You might just find a brain. Wow, bro, that is funny. That is got to be the funniest thing I've heard all day. This was my face the entire time the TikTok was playing.

Just let that sink in. You know, here's the funny thing. There's going to be no Roblox YouTuber, no Roblox TikToker that can ever make me piss my pants and laughter. Okay, it's never going to happen. I'm just going to set a precedent for the rest of this video. You're not going to laugh at these TikToks. You're either just going to cringe. You're going to be recoiling from how disgusting these people are.

But here's one certain thing. You're not going to laugh at these TikTok. You're probably gonna laugh at me laughing at these TikToks because well we here we are in communion Laughing at these videos together at the end of the day bro these tic talks are disgusting and all these guys need to go ahead and see like a psychologist or something Wow gee whiz I expected a few of these videos to at least pop up on my screen Roblox twerk videos I expected this to come about I see this in every single Roblox cringe compilation There's always one twerk video and I'm sorry I'm looking at the video I'm really examining it with all of my 20th 20 vision eyeballs. I am not getting excited from these videos. I'm sorry. It's not making me happy.

I'm your new teacher. I'm hi. You're very ugly. That's what I told your dad. What do I say? What do I say at this point? Oh wow, wow funny. This is funny. I'm pissing my pants right now. Ha ha ha ha. Do it again. Do it again. No more cheese. It's late. I gotta go home. You know this TikTok was automatically disgusting from the get go, but let's just go ahead and go back to the very beginning, because there's something that I'm pretty sure that all of us missed. I love heart emoji, baby, I forgot to pull out. Like, bro, like, just, just, oh, why am I making this video?

I said it was a nice guy, but I, the next words are yes, sir, or have you forgotten? Yes, sir. Good. Now ass up, baby. What are with all these emo kids on Roblox? They probably think they're like pillars of wisdom, okay? They're the most deep and real people. But no, dude, you're just, you're just weird.

You're just goofy. I mean, I was an emo kid back in like, what, eighth grade, okay? I did a lot of goofy stuff in middle school, but at least I wasn't like these guys right here. I guess the pure takeaway for today's video is just don't be a Roblox kid, okay? If you are on Roblox, just be like me and just play the games for fun. Anyways, audience, that is going to be it for today's video. If you guys enjoy, please subscribe.

But yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came later. All right people what's up? The OnlyFans content house just keeps getting worse. Now, audience, a few days ago, I made a video about the Bob House, where essentially eight bimboes on OnlyFans decided to create a content house together, surrounded completely and solely around being a whore online. And of course, how they were inviting children into their content house. Who are you thinking is going to be the next member?

I've been seeing a lot of comments talking about Piper. Ah, Piper, now's not the right time and, you know. And of course, they are also using children to promote their content house. Well, since you guys absolutely love the last video I made about the Bob House, there has been some new situations coming up about the Content House that needs attention. The first one being how there is a hashtag Bob House audition on TikTok trending, where there is a bunch of women and sometimes men, auditioning to become a whore at the Bob House.

And then we got this guy making a bop. but for fucking minors. Yeah, we'll get to that later. But anyways, the eight members of the Bob House are fully aware of this TikTok trend, which if anybody doesn't know by now is a completely obvious marketing strategy, that of course women with an IQ below 90 are not going to figure out. They're only giving the original Bob House more publicity than what they previously determined. How the fuck does nobody figure that out? I have no idea. But they're definitely taking advantage of the opportunity. Oh, she's so pretty.

What are you guys doing? We're viewing Bob House applications. We're looking for new members. What about? No! No. But we do need like an assistant, so. We're looking also for an assistant.

Maybe. Audience, they know exactly what they're doing. And I'm not going to lie, it's fucking working. But anyways, before we check out these quote unquote Bob House applications, just getting something out of the way, they're not looking for new. members to add to their group. They're not just gonna add some random 18 year old slim thick b-thick that works at subway to the bop house. You gotta have some form of clout or

personality about you. And even then I'm not even sure if they're gonna add new members. I mean they did say that they would add Piper Rockell once the fruit ripens. Yeah, just you know, now's not the right time. I still think what she said here was fucking crazy. This girl really said let's wait until the fruit ripens. But anyways, let's check out these applications. You know, I should have fucking known that the guys would never take this shit seriously. As we go about reviewing these applications, you're going to see such an obvious difference between the men and the women trying out for the bobb house.

This motherfucker here, he doesn't give a flying shit about the bobb house. I don't know who this kid is, but if you look at the comments section, the guys are saying that, bro, you won the last soccer game. Who cares? Listen, kid, I don't know who the fuck you are, but if you won your last soccer game, why the fuck are you doing this? This is just stupid. Honestly, Grandma, I'm gonna give you an A for effort.

If the Bop House should make anybody join, it should be this lady here. I mean, think about it, I'm sure that everybody would enjoy the lighthearted joke of having this girl in a Bop House video. It would be funny as fuck. I vote Grandma, ladies and gentlemen. Like the video if you agree. What in the actual fuck did I just watch? Is it weird audience that I'm looking at this video when I was genuinely disgusted? This isn't a part of my act or a part of my script.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? You look no older than fucking 19 and you already have a baby inside you. And instead of caring for your baby and preparing to be a mother, this girl's entire TikTok page is dedicated to her being a pregnant bop. Girl, get a fucking grip together on your life. Holy shit. Seriously, let's see what else she's posting. Oh my God, she's a fucking.

Hello Kitty girl too. Her life is over. She's fucking cooked. She's still living with her parents. Is this supposed to be your baby daddy boyfriend girl? Yes, I am pregnant for everybody asking this is our baby boy from bop activities. Have you never seen a pregnant bop before? Because I'm sure you have or I'd love to be your first. Oh, this is so bad. Listen, members of the Bob house if you're watching this video, do not invite this girl. Let her keep ruining her I can only imagine once the baby is finally born and he's old enough to see this video. At that point, bro, I would just go kill myself in Minecraft. Audients, I find it a little weird that this guy had better formed than all the girls

and the grandma combined. How are you so good at doing bop TikTok dances, bro? Listen, man, is there something you got to tell us? Anyways, if I had to put these fuckers on a tier list, I would put grandma first. Spider-Man would probably be second. Soccer boy, would be third and pregnant girl would be fourth. So yeah, the applications for the Bop House, it's overall pretty fucking bad. So after all of these terrible auditions are coming out, they still have the audacity to post this. If these girls actually intend on adding a new member to the Bop House because of the trend, I urge you to cease all operations immediately. From the shit I've seen, this was fucking terrible. I mean, think,

about it, even if you add the best candidate to the bopp house, if you're gonna do videos like this with her, she's gonna die to a fucking concussion. When it's been 2025 for three days, and now girls are having one-sided beef with us, a grandma is trying to join the bobb house, and now a minor boop house. I cannot fucking believe we're in the mighty 2020-25, and this shit is actually a thing. By the way, in case you're wondering, this is the video that they were referring to. I made sure to censor the Snapchat username for this video because I don't know if this is real. But if this video is real, listen, FBI, I got him.

They're right here. This is the guy you want. I sincerely hope this shit is not real. So far, their TikTok account has not posted any more video, so I'm glad about that. Let's just keep it that way. Don't ever post again. I don't think anybody's trying to see that shit. Like, seriously, how do you make the Bob House look like something that isn't that bad?

Some motherfuckers will do anything to get attention now. Holy shit. But anyways, the Bob House has posted some new videos on their TikTok page, where essentially they just beat the fuck out of each other with pool noodles. Are they finally posting normal content now? I swear, why is it always the blonde female that's having the crash out? Sit the fuck down. Shut the fuck up.

This was the only Bob House video that was a straight masterpiece. Anyways, audience, subscribe to. the channel for a part three update on the bobb house with that being said i'll catch you guys later wait so i'm just gonna i'm gonna keep following here right now i fucking kill you right now all right people what's up today i discovered the creepiest stream sniper of all time now audience the subjects of today's video is emiru valcray and sinna now these ladies were out at a boardwalk live streaming on the ferris wheel having some fun however at one certain point in the video there is a very creepy fan stalker, whatever you want to call him, and he would simply just not leave these ladies

alone. It started out being a very civil conversation between a fan and a creator wanting to get a photo, you know, it's normal shit. But as you'll see later in the video, what started out as something very friendly and normal turned into something that it definitely never should have been. Wait, so I'm just gonna, I'm gonna keep following here. Yes, sir! This is this is. Let's begin. Where is that, Emily? Is that? No way. Yo, can I get a picture with you? Yeah, of course.

Okay, okay. This is Sina. Hello. I was waiting for it. Me too. Hi. My name's Russell. Okay, so I know I just said that these ladies were the subject of the video.

Well, I lied. The real villain of today's video is this gentleman right here, Russell. Now, this early in the video, you might be thinking that Russell is a pretty normal guy. as you saw from the previous clips, that is not very true later on. As all of us, ladies and gentlemen, when we meet new people for the first time, we're pretty good at hiding the crazy. However, Russell here is just really bad at hiding the crazy for a long time. And by that, I mean, he can't even hide it for one fucking hour.

Hi, nice to meet you. Hey, Rosie. Rosie, nice to meet you. Russell. She can take a poo. Okay, so for anybody in the office, audience that has no idea what he just said, he just asked a group of girls that if he could go and hang out with them. First off, Russell, I think you need to start understanding social cues. When you go

up to a group of women by yourself asking to hang out with them, your offer to them is not going to be successful. And if it is successful, then you must be the most attractive motherfucker of all time. Or unless the girls you're going up to is just that fucking stupid because, well, you're crazy. But for all my single fellas out in the audience, don't ever go up to a group of girls asking them if you can hang out with them. You're just going to be looked at as a weirdo and your offer's going to get shot down very quickly. We can't because we have a... We actually... We're on a time limit.

Yeah, we're on a time limit. Oh, Russell, dude, can you not understand what the fuck is going on here? You can look at all of their facial expressions. They're like, this motherfucker doesn't get it. If they are telling you that they are on a time frame to live, leave the fucking park. Anybody with any sense of understanding social cues would know to walk away. But this dude is doubling down and asking what the time frame of them being here is going to be.

Dude, she is not going to fuck you. Walk away, please. Did you want to say? Oh, sorry. Sorry. Okay, so. Do you need a photo? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Why do they say rhyme? Because he's his name's Russell. Did you call me Russell? No, his name is Russell. Oh. She's a long week. I am running on like three hours of sleep. Please forgive me.

My brain is actually like lagged. All right. Let's take a picture. Fuck it. Let's go on, Rosie. Cute. Rosie too. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. How are you doing? Well, guys, that's the end of the video. Like and subscribe. Just kidding. Audience, I wish the video was able to end here. Anyways, the live stream goes on for a little bit longer without this guy interfering and bothering them. However, whenever they are leaving the park and getting off of the

Ferris wheel, roughly 30 minutes later, they are greeted with Russell once again, where he is sitting down waiting for them, yes, you heard me correctly, waiting for them to get off of the Ferris wheel so that they come by him a second time. And this second interaction just gets creepier and creepier. Oh God. Oh God, yes. Can I sing for a change? Uh, what the fuck? Did he just say? Okay, so at this point in the video, I'm not exactly too sure what Russell means by Can I Sing for a Change?

I don't know what exactly he means by change. It could mean money. It could be a change of heart. But this basically sounds like some shit that you would see out of some anime monologue. Oh God, yes. That means, can I sing for a change? Bro. Get your slice of life Disney X-D ass out of here.

But yeah, on a serious note, this motherfucker is just getting weirder and weirder by the second. I mean, seriously, this man had to take off his hoodie to actually look more serious for this video. And because he's taking off his hoodie and all this other shit, he actually placed himself in the spot where they would have to run into him. He's all crouched down and as you can see, he has his phone open with a soundtrack ready to sing for them. This dude actually premeditated this whole entire interaction. Bro actually thought that if he were to sing for these ladies, that he would get their phone numbers and then he would get married to them. and live happily ever after. Yeah, audience, unfortunately, that did not come true for Russell.

In fact, I would argue the very opposite happened. A change for the better, as you would say. Okay. And. Her facial expression just says it all. What the fuck is going on? Yeah, girl, I feel the exact same way. I get your number.

Hi. I don't have a phone. Okay. Put your number in mind. Oh my god, this dude Russell has nerves of fucking steel. Well, honestly, I can't tell whether he has nerves of steel or he's just that bad at social cues. Saying that she doesn't have her iPhone on her, you are losing Russell, you are fighting an uphill battle. If she doesn't have her iPhone on her, which, by the way, every female has her fucking phone on her,

I think that this is the part in the video where you back off. And you saying if you don't have your phone, you could just put your phone number in my. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. You are fucking up. I don't know how to use a phone. I'm sorry. Wait, wait, so I'm just going to, I'm going to keep following here. Huh?

I'm going to keep following here. Oh, another one. Oh, you're going to get online. There's too many stalking. Yes, audience. You heard absolutely everything crystal clear. Even with your iPhone screen time with headphones on 24-7, 365. You heard that shit clear.

I'm just gonna keep following her until she gives me her phone number. Are you fucking serious, man? Listen, all my female viewers watching the video, I'm sure that this is exactly what you want to hear when a guy comes up to you. I bet that you would find it so fucking quirky and cute if a guy just stalks you in the middle of the fucking night. I'm willing to bet that you would even marry him on the spot. Okay, but in all seriousness, this guy is absolutely creepy fucking insane, psychotic, weird,

creepy motherfucker. But yeah, not too long later in the live stream, one of the girls actually decided to confront him off camera, which escalated to death threats in trying to kill them. Yeah, I wish this shit was a fairy tale as well. I mean? That's good. I think we're just going to go.

Oh, no. We're not. Hey, excuse me? No, Emily, Emily, no. Hey, stop! Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Get away right now.

Security! He's harassing us. What's going on? What's going on? What's going to? I'll kill you right now. Bro, all because the girls didn't want to give this absolute in-sell her phone number, he decides to try and kill them. Audience, I sincerely wish I had a more positive ending for the video, but this shit is just

fucking sad. Anyways, audience, the moral of the story today is to not take dating advice from this gentleman here. Oh yeah, and also, they're perfectly fine. They are not dead. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you like the video. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Yo, what's up?

Today we're going to be bringing you some more Roblox cringe. I've been checking out these compilations, and they just, just keep on getting worse and worse each and every single day. And because they keep on getting worse and worse every single day, and it seems like you guys do enjoy these videos. You know, it's been doing pretty well. So yeah, I'm here to bring you some more Roblox cringe. Bad Roblox Tic Tacs compilation number six.

By the way, just to preface this video before we begin, of course, there's no guarantee that you're going to actually survive this video because I took a preview. I took a gander at the first TikTok, and it's already disgusting. I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom and that bitch-ass Trump gorilla-looking motherfuckers. Oh. So yeah, this is your.

warning now you might want to like the video for some cringe goggles i would appreciate it but yeah let's get to it got too glad to the porch now i'm on a rooftop hey hey i finally she got a call i already have so many questions just from the singular tic talk alone why is this little kid this kid sounds like he is like five years old hopping on this beat where is this kid's parents where did this kid get a microphone i really have no idea it's somewhere on the discovery channel where we need to figure out where this kid got the microphone and whoever bought this kid a microphone you need to return it to walmart instantaneously. Are you seeing the trash music that's kids making? But you know what, ladies and gentlemen, that's actually aside from the entire point. The real point of this TikTok here is to look

at the caption. No, guys, so I was watching pH to everybody that doesn't know what pH is. It's probably best you don't know what pH is. Seeing naked people on your phone is not good, ladies and gentlemen, okay? It's bad. So I was watching pH in my room and then I checked the user and it was my mom. Bro, bro, come, bro, come on. I have three questions, right? Why are you on the pH web? You're probably like eight years old. Second off, why is your mother even on the website to begin with? I mean, why is she consuming that much meat? You know what I'm saying?

And third off, how do you not even recognize your own mother? Like, what? This TikTok is honestly just all over the place, but then again, we're talking about TikTok cringe here. So, I mean, I would not be surprised in the slightest that this TikTok is actually real. Me on my way to play Roblox, like I didn't just let my school bully destroy my throat. Lull, oh. I have really, I really have no other words.

I mean, I just want to know how old are these kids? You're probably like in second grade. You want to know what I was doing in second grade audience, okay? I was playing with Pokemon cards, okay? I was playing what, uh-oh, Pokemon Yellow, Pokemon Soul Silver. I was having a good time back in like, what, 2010? But no, for some reason, these second graders automatically think that they're submissive and breedable for some reason.

I really have no idea. What was it? What's the trend nowadays for these kids to go ahead and do this type of stuff? I have no idea. I just know that whenever I was. a little kid i was keeping my nose clean okay you know i was looking at the popsicles i was playing my polkimo i was looking at my pokeemont cards i was a good kid i was not taking anything in the throat in the second or third grade okay the only thing that would be going down my throat would probably be

like dino chicken nuggets for anybody that was still reading the ticot that went by way too fast i'm gonna go ahead and read it for you guys again whenever he asked for a four eleven burnet that changes styles every other week does witchcraft and is sent to the mental hospital every other month and has an obsession with taking noodles. You know, from the popular belief that this person is probably taking the bad noodles, you know what I'm saying? I'm just going to play devil's advocate, and I really hope that this person is referring to Udon noodles. You know, I consume a lot of noodles myself. You know what I'm saying, you know, I go to the Japanese restaurant every other week. I like my noodles, okay? I love eating noodles. You know, I'm just praying to Jesus Christ,

that does 4-11 brunette that does witchcraft and goes to the mental hospital every single month is not referring to the noodle that I have downstairs. I saw the life. I love you, baby girl. I actually have no idea what this TikTok means. I just thought it looked goofy, so I'm just going to put it in here. You know, this is actually the first TikTok where a kid actually got brave enough to go ahead and try to show his face on TikTok, an actual Roblox player.

And honestly for that, bro, I got to give you a round of applause, okay? For you to actually show your face on the internet and knowing that people like Poncho and Decept and me exist, I'll have to tip my hat to you. You actually got brave enough to show your face on the internet. But either way, dude, even though you've shown your face on the internet, you know, I'm shaking my fist for you. I'm proud of you. You know, you're the first guy to ever do this.

This TikTok you made my dude was honestly, it was cringe. You know, obviously you're in this video, but that was cringe. Please never do it again. Never make a TikTok like this ever again and take a shower. So y'all remember how PE teachers used to make you run the Milan elementary school. Well, boy, do I have a fucking story for you. Oh boy, are we going to be talking about PE elementary teachers telling you? us to run a mile in PE class. Bro, I'm gonna be honest with all of you. I'm not a very strong

kid, okay? I'm gonna throw a little video of myself on screen right now. You can't see my face, but just to go in and show you guys, I'm not a very strong kid. Do not ever complain about running a mile inside of PE class. Okay, after all, it is called physical education, you know, you're supposed to run a mile. I was out on the field running my second lap and my stomach started hurting because my fucking mom decided to buy McDonald's for breakfast. So I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom and that bitch-ass Trump gorilla looking motherfucker. Wow, that guy. but a really racy, really quickly from this Roblox player.

These little kids, dude, they're getting crazy, okay? They have absolutely no limits anymore. Somebody needs to spank these little kids with a wooden spoon. Audience, if I ever had like a miniature version of me, and they ever talk to me like this, they're just going to get the fattest. Dead, okay, they're never going to speak to me again. They're not going to be breathing after that. I just kept running and prayed to Michael Jackson that it would go away.

So I'm on my third lap and I have to fart. And on God, I feel, Vanessa Barrett. So much shit came out that I could literally make a four-course, meal with it and a chocolate fountain for dessert. I was about to fucking cry. Obviously I wasn't gonna tell my teacher that I shit myself, so I just said I felt like I was gonna throw up. So I go to the clinic literally holding my hands on my ass so nobody would see my shit.

When I get to the clinic, the nurse tells me to sit down but in my head, I'm like bitch if I sit down your chair is gonna look like the chocolate river from Charlie and the chocolate factory. Just lean on the wall until my mom comes to pick me up. When I stand up off the wall to go to the bathroom, my shit is smeared on the wall and the nurse looks at it and she's like, what the fuck? Was that you and I was like? E-uh, hell no, and I run to the bathroom and my whole ass had shit on it and when my mom picked me up I started because she asked what smelled like dog shit and she thought she stepped in something and I had to tell her it was my ass. So long story short, this person could have simply went to the teacher and was like, yeah, I kind of sharded my pants a little bit.

Can I please go to the restroom? And the whole story would have been done. But you see, audience, the moral of the story is that whenever you hide something, whenever you hide something you're guilty of, it's going to come to light eventually. So audience, my advice is that if you ever shart your pants in class, just raise your hand and just proclaim to everybody that you sharded your pants. You guys got to be like me. Be honest, be humble, and just tell everybody that you sharded your pants. Okay, no shame here. Hey, what's the time? Baby, girl.

Wow, bro, you got such a deep voice. Wow, audience, I really wish that I could have a deep voice like that. I don't understand you. Why did these little kids try their best to have a deep voice? I mean, it's pretty cool to have a deep voice. You know, people are going to take you much more seriously if you have a deep voice. Dude, don't try to get a deep voice unnaturally, okay? It's gonna come to you naturally with age.

Just go ahead and wait for your time to come. Wow, bro, you get to dance if you're homophobic. Dude, that's pretty funny. Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, I think I've had enough of Roblox cringe for today. If you enjoy this video, please subscribe to the channel. And yeah, that's it for the video. Later. Capucina

You guys aren't gonna clip that right Fuck Alright people what's up AFMOW is now being targeted by AI generated content Now audience the subject of today's video is this person called lull poster This AI generated YouTube channel of AFMOW ladies and gentlemen is in fact monetized And every last piece of content is completely unoriginal AI generated dog shit Boy yo boy the times that we are like

living in, ladies and gentlemen, we are officially entering in the era where you can make genuine money off a YouTube.com. And at this point, the only thing that you have to do is to type some dog shit into chat GPT. It is truly a time to be alive. Anyway, since YouTube gave this AI generated dog shit YouTube channel over 200,000 subscribers. And also, for some equally strange reason, you guys watch this YouTube channel according to my audience tab in my YouTube studio. Audience, what the fuck are you guys watching? This shit should be more embarrassing than being caught watching gay midget. Now listen, I'm not going to question you guys why some of you watch this YouTube channel.

I'm just going to let you guys argue amongst yourselves why the fuck this is in my analytics. Seriously, have no idea why you guys watch this YouTube channel. But I guess I'm going to find out today. Let's begin. Br-br-br-Br-Tapim, pat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tapim. Bar-Balera ballerina capucina tra-lala. Bro, what the fuck is this? Please, audience, don't tell me that you're watching AfMau workout

with a bunch of Italian brain rot dressed in yoga outfits. Are you motherfuckers serious? Why is this in my audience watches tab? Now listen, I don't think everybody. watching is subject to watching this YouTube channel. But there is a reason why this YouTube channel is inside of my analytics. Some of you in the audience has some genuine explaining to do. So do you guys just log onto YouTube.com, go to YouTube shorts, and just casually watch this every day? Because I sincerely don't know what kind of creatures actually wake up in the morning. In the very first thought

that comes to mind is, oh my God, babe, I have to watch the brand new. lull poster video. Like, seriously, motherfucker, this is the content that you look forward to every day? All right, bro, I seriously gotta stop. I'm probably driving some of my viewers into depression right now. I'm sorry for making fun of your favorite YouTube channel. Wow, dude, what a thought-provoking video that I'm watching right now. Seriously, what kind of life lesson is this supposed to teach all the little little. children of the world. Wow, guys, if your boyfriend cheats on you with seven different bitches, all at the same time, you still don't break up with him. Instead, you just beat up

the bitches that he's proposing to on a literal daily. I'm going to be completely honest here, and I may be a little brave for saying this, if you're in a relationship and you got cheated on like five different times, and you are still inside of that relationship, you're fucking delusional, bro. You deserve to stay in that talk. shit. This motherfucker proposed to another bitch in front of you. Why are you still in a relationship and entertaining him? Listen, audience, if I even catch my girl looking at another man in a romantic way, your fucking ass is getting kicked out of a house. Don't let the door hit you in the fucking ass. That's my class. Bonica ambalab. Dude, what in the 10 buck is that? I mean, to be fair,

I do have to applaud Chat Chippee for generating this. I don't know. I don't. even think Picasso himself would get this creative. Probably because Picasso isn't mentally fucking deranged. But in all seriousness, I'm starting to feel just a little bit of sympathy for AFMOW. If I logged onto YouTube.com and saw my character being drawn and animated like this every day, it would get to a point where I would start looking at my own characters and start wondering why the f f did I even start my career in the first place? If I were to look myself up on YouTube and these were the search results of my character. I think that I would be deleting my YouTube channel in the same day. I get it right. You're a YouTuber. You gotta have a thick

skin, but at some point enough is enough. And I think the day that I see a stinky fucking toad at the top of my head, the delete button is most certainly going to look very fucking sexy that day. Of my plus. La Vaca Saturno Saturnita. Holy shit, dude. Put those fucking grippers away. I thought that my feet were ginormous. I'm a US men size 13. Shaquille O'Neill's basketball shoes are gonna be able to fit only one toe on that

fucking thing. And thank fuck YouTube has not rolled out videos in 4D. Those fucking grippers probably smell worse than Indian street food. And that's pretty fucking bad. I smell plus. Ballerina cappuccina. Audience, I genuinely feel like I'm getting fucking brain. by listening to this shit. It's been, oh, I don't know, more than three fucking years since my first YouTube video. To really put things into perspective, I've had to watch three years of brain rot dog shit as my job. And yes, you guys might say, well, Rith, you should be fucking happy. Don't you make a lot of money from this bullshit?

Listen, little Timmy, sometimes I envy the guy at the corner gas station at 7-Eleven, okay? Sometimes I wake up and I really want to make a video about, fucking whatever the hell this is. And sometimes I just want to spend every last penny of my YouTube money on fucking bleach. Now, some things I talk about on my channel usually isn't as bad as this. But, uh, I don't know about this one, ladies and gentlemen. This might be the one to set me over the edge. I know what you want, girl.

To be completely honest, Afmow, I do not blame you. Look at that handsome ass son of a bitch. Just kidding. But listen, if there's a fucking steroid that can make me look like this, an instant. Whoever makes this steroid, I will be your best customer. Hit me up. Bro, you're here forever. I'll make you feel special. Bro, I feel like AFMAL was low-key the school thought. Holy shit.

How many times are you gonna pour this fucking looks maxing goop all over your friends? And then instantly start fucking gooning to them. And only God knows what happened after AFMow gave that the looks maxing potion. But hey, the YouTube video didn't show us, so it must have never happened. YouTube, please keep my video monetization. I'm fucking begging you.

Tum-tun-tun-tun-tum-tun-saur. T-trah-lal-a-l-h-fck is this! Of course, this has got to be the final video that we check out today. And coincidentally enough, it's also the biggest fucking brain tumor of all the videos that we've checked out today. Okay, I don't know about you guys, but I'm fucking done.

Whenever I just had the post-na clarity that this is a video about AFMAL, the fucking ring around the Rosie Squid Game, and Italian BrainRot, I think it's time for me to conclude the video. Don't you guys think so, too? Audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like another video about Afmall BrainRot. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. I get bread.

All these fucking bad. All right. People what's up? Today I discovered the corneous subgenre on TikTok. Now, audience, I didn't actually discover shit and I'm actually stealing this video from Bito-999. But the original point of this video still stands. These are the cringiest people on TikTok. Bike talk, ladies and gentlemen. Now, originally, when I found this genre on TikTok, it was from my friend's Instagram story because he's a big motorcycle guy. And it was some guy on a motorcycle stopped at a red light just dating. Dancing in the middle of the road.

Originally when I saw this video, I was thinking, oh, this is just one singular dumbass in the biker TikTok community. Surely not every single motorcyclist on TikTok is like this. And today was the day that I got completely proven wrong. If y'all don't believe me, just watch this video all the way through and then tell me that these people are not unironically the gringiest people on the planet.

With that being said, let's begin. Copyrighting music. Hey, c. Hey, copyrighted music. You know our job. Yep, yep, audience, do you guys see what I'm talking about right here? Not only does the biker community think they're the hottest thing since oven fired bread, but they have also gotta have the most bung-boggilyest dance moves I've ever seen in my life.

And also, do I really need to say anything about the safety of what's going on here? Yes, we all get it, you're at a red light, and chances are it's not gonna go green for a little bit. But I'm just going to tell you now the ongoing traffic that is, you know, crossing the road, those kinds of people I would not be trusting with my life. You see, audience, I don't care where you guys live, but if you live in North America, it doesn't matter what state, it doesn't matter what town or city you're in. I am sure that you would argue with me that you probably have the worst drivers in your town. And as for me, in the drivers that I have seen in my city,

I am not going to stand in the middle of the road and start down. Because the day that I do that is also gonna be the day that some 16 year old girl and a fucking Jeddah is gonna be on her phone texting Jamal the big black guy and run my ass over and splatter my skull on the pavement I am not taking that chance Okay, is this like the only dance move that this guy knows you really put your life at risk to put out some of the worst dance moves I have ever seen in my life if you are really gonna play the song Party Rockers I dance sure hope that you have more than one dance move in your utility belt. I have seen Fortnite emotes that look better than this dog shit dance move.

Copyrighted music. Hey, Copyrighted music. You know I got a music that copyrighted music. You know I got a question for you. What in the actual fuck are you doing? I have never seen a man's vertebrae dislocate that bad when he's twerking. You must have put a lot of effort in learning this dance move, sir.

Sir. I'm not going to question it. I'm not going to ask you why you know this dance move that well. All I'm going to say, buddy, is don't let Diddy get a hold of this video. Only God knows what he's going to do with that ass when he gets back to his crib. Okay, did I just witness some of the creepiest hashtag couple goals on TikTok? For a second, little bro was getting lost in the sauce and he was thinking about something on that motorcycle. It appears the thing that I am clocking from these motorcyclists is the fact that they have a lot of impulsive thoughts. Like seriously, you guys cannot control yourselves in the slightest. You guys see a red light and feel like you have to twerk like there's no tomorrow and Jesus is coming back.

And then when you're at the red light with a female, you feel like you just have to start dry-humping your automobile. Like seriously, guys, because you're wearing a tinted visor across your face and you can't be identified, and almost feels like because of that, all morality is chucked out the window because no one knows who you are. If you don't have morality, sir, can you at least have your pride? You know, audience, as I'm watching these videos, my entire perspective on motorcyclists have completely changed. Now, listen, I'm sure that most of you guys growing up did watch SpongeBob. I feel like this is the main thing that gets passed down from generation to generation is the love of SpongeBob.

But dude, remember that one episode of the Motorcyclist where this motherfucker looks so damn manly in every single scene? Yeah, I'm talking about that guy. Growing up in childhood, whenever I see a motorcycle, that was the vision I had of motorcyclists. Big manly, muscular, tattooed men that feel like that they should not be reckoned with. Fast forward to 2025 and we got people playing sissy fights at the red light. Whatever aura that any motorcycle has had originally in the previous years is completely lost now. You guys put this fella to shame right here. This fighting you're doing at the red light is if mortal combat added,

pronouns in their next video game. Get back on your bikes, dude. This shit is embarrassing. She a fucking fan. I get bred, all these fucking bands. I was seven years old on God, I knew I was the man. Listen, dude, I did it. You're playing a song that you think is really hard,

but really, dude, you knew at seven years old that you were the fucking man? Respectfully, sir, what man is hitting the gritty at the red light? There is not a singular ounce of testosterone in your body while you're doing this video. I can feel my chest lactating just from watching your video. You are not the man at seven years old, motherfucker. Get back on your motorcycle. Shit dropped out of school, I never had no fucking plan. Got my boy, he fought two, but he shoot like NBA jam. Oh.

Thank you, sir. Thank you for getting back on your motorcycle. I think that is just the place that you need to be. Do not ever get off your motorcycle ever again. I think we're getting a little bit too far into it. the motorcycle TikTok community. Listen, YouTube, I feel like I have to put this policy in my video now to showcase that this video can in fact get monetized. You did in fact allow twerking inside of your YouTube platform, so please do not demonetize this video.

It is actually sad that I have to quote YouTube's policy because there's just that many twerking men in this video. I am actually flabbergasted on how low the testosterone is in motorcyclist in 2025. Remember, audience, I went into this video thinking about the motorcyclist from the SpongeBob episode. I was thinking about some Wild West thugging ass motherfuckers like this guy right here. The last thing that I was expecting was a bunch of men throwing ass and having Mortal Kombat sissy fights at the red light. To say that I'm disappointed is a complete understatement. All I got to say about this video is I pray to God that you are not doing these dance moves at the

red light. You wonder why aliens aren't visiting Earth? It's because they see people like this at a red light doing these dance moves. I'll be real. If I was an alien, I wouldn't visit us either. Holy shit, ladies and gentlemen, is this the first biker TikTok that actually seems somewhat normal? There's no twerking at the red light. There's no twerking in your homie's backyard. There's no sissy fights in the middle of the road. We finally just have a normal TikTok couple holding lights at the red light. Finally, something normal that this community can offer. Wow. Uh, well,

thank you, lady, for ruining the video. Audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two about biker TikToks. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. Thank you. Bro, what? All right, people, welcome back to the channel.

Welcome back to another video, uh, dream stands, okay? We all should have seen it coming. There was going to be a dream stand video coming in at some point in time, but here it is. Here is the provided content you guys have probably been looking for. Now, just to go ahead and set a preface for this video, okay? I have no problem with Dream. I have no problem with any of the Dream SMP members, okay? They're all pretty cool people. Today we're just going to be checking out a small segment of their fan base, okay, particularly Dreams, but you know, it spreads across, it bleeds across the entire Dream SMP essentially. Anyways, audience, before we get into

today's video, please subscribe to the channel. If you end up and join this video, it's free, and you can always unsubscribe later. But yeah, with that being said, let's go ahead and check out these dream stands. All right, so this has probably got to be the best intro to a dream compilation I've ever seen. You know, I should have seen it coming. I should have seen it coming. Honestly, you know, dream twerking. I mean, that should be no surprise to anybody, you know, in this compilation.

You know what, bro, I got to be honest, though, dream in this video, he's got some fat cakes. I'm not going to lie. But, you know, I'm pretty sure that those cheeks have already been claimed by George not found. So I'm pretty sure that I'm not going to act on my ear. You know whatever I see this fat cake in front of my face. See ya as we watch these videos I'm gonna stay pretty conservative. Okay, you know they might be a little bit tempting here and there, but I'm gonna make sure I stay strong for you guys. I know it's pretty progress. I do the the wings myself. I glued them. I tried to glue them, but I did it with nail

polish. This right here is mental illness audience. This person right here is a visual definition of what DreamFandom is going too far. If I ever see this person inside of the store or if I ever see them publicly, I'm going to walk football fields away from them at all times. I'm going to treat this person like a verified sex offender. I'm going to be at least 300 feet away from them at all times. I'm like an elementary school to EDP, bro.

But look, audience, right? I can only tell you from this video that I really hope that this TikToker is just doing this for clout or for money or anything like that. I really hope that this person isn't genuine about what they're doing. If they're genuine about what they're doing, then honestly, I mean, I feel so, I feel so sad for them. Clear nail polish and it didn't work. So I'm going to have to work on that. But it says dream, but that's a W, but we won't tell nobody.

And then the first time I tried to do it, it failed. So I made this today and I painted it. And then I drew on it with Shopify. And then I put the clear teeth on it. Instead of a cloudy, because this is my favorite pasty. My father's, she's going to get me a dream hoodie, too, so I'm excited. Speaking of, I'm watching Wilbur and Tommy. Yeah, I think we definitely found the biggest dream stand of all time, ladies and gentlemen.

If there's anybody out there that you think that is a bigger dream stand than this person right here, please let me know, please let me know down in the comments section. Go ahead and tell me anybody. that is worse than this person here. I would love to check him out. I would love to put them onto the YouTube channel, you know, profit off of their misfortune. I am willing to take requests.

I'm willing to take anything, okay? Just let me know. If these guys were all in a room, who would you hug first? Well, personally, audience, if I ever blew up on YouTube and I got like a million followers, right? Which honestly, I feel like it'll happen eventually.

If I were as big as George not found or dream or anything like that, and possibly you guys see me in public, okay? Please do not approach me. me, do not try to just randomly hug me, all right? I mean, I guess you can maybe approach me, but at least be cool about it, okay? Don't just be like, oh my gosh, it's, it's Riff. Holy crap. Like, bro, if you approach me like that, not like a normal human being, I'm just going to

ignore you because I'm going to treat you like a non-human being as well. Like, I don't get it. These dream SMP members, they're normal people, just like the rest of us. Who cares? Oh, baby. Is it because their wallets are fatter? Is it because they got fatter bank accounts? Ooh, oh, gee whiz.

That's so important. Take me, Daddy. Dating dream. I have not. I got this shit running can't. Here we go, boys. Another one of the Dream SMP ships, okay? I know this ship is like really popular.

But how about we just maybe, oh, I don't know, go back to the good old days, right? You know, remember Stampy Cat? Remember when Stampy Cat was like the dream of our generation? How about we just admire content creators for being good Minecraft content creators, all right? How does that sound? You know, we don't need to go ahead and talk about all this fan fiction, you know, all the wattpad fan fiction that's out there, all the crazy weird kinky ships, especially all the really weird art of, you know,

George and I found licking up dreams butthole, you know, nobody wants to see that. How about we just like Minecraft content creators for being good Minecraft content creators, all right? Let's go back to the wholesome creative days. Because I don't know about you, but shipping other Minecraft content creators with any other creator, even if they say it's okay, right?

You know, at the end of the day, it's still kind of weird. I'm already looking forward to this one All my favorite pictures of Carl Jacobs And the fact that you have an entire wall Dedicated two of these people That's already a mental illness and a half bro Like you gotta go get checked up by a psychologist You know I wouldn't know what some of these Minecraft creators are thinking

Like Carl Jacobs right If you are watching this video I highly doubt you are by the way If you are somehow some way Watching this video right What do you think of this stuff Personally if I've ever seen this kind of stuff I would probably just report their stuff down because I would feel, you know, personally attacked.

Do not ever put a fan cam of me on the internet. I swear that has got to be the gringiest thing I've ever seen in my life. It's just like, I don't know, man. I just don't know how to feel about that kind of stuff. It's weird nonetheless, okay? I'm not green being the bottom. Why? He's supposed to be the top.

Dream's supposed to be the top and George is the bottom. Sorry. Bro, shut off. The fact that we got people crying over 8. dream slushy I have truly lost every single increment of faith in society I've say this every single video and I'm gonna continue saying it too why why exactly is our society like this where exactly did we go wrong I can tell you where we went wrong you know we clearly didn't beat our kids with wooden spoons hard enough to everybody

in my audience that has a child or a kid or anything like that just go ahead and grab the wooden spoon you know you can use a wooden spoon a hand you know you just go ahead and just beat them but if there's anything I had to say to you before you go beat your kids, okay? Just avoid the face, all right? That, the face is off limits, all right? But that booty is all game, bro. Destroy it. What if you don't tell? $20 if I don't say what? And if I don't tell who? Because trust me, bro, whatever is going on right here, you're going to have to give me more, a lot more than $20 to prevent me from

what I'm about to say. You're going to have to give me at least $15.88 so I can buy a rope to hang myself. Oh my, my God. Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Yeah, to anybody that, to anybody that, owns a Wattpad account, okay? I'll be honest, okay? I own a Watt Pat account myself. But you see, audience, I'm a pretty conservative person on Watt Pat, okay? I unironically read the good novels, okay? I don't open Watt Pad to look at my hero fan fiction, dream not found fan fiction. I'm a normal human being. You know, I like to read a lot of romance stories, so sometimes I would catch it, sometimes am I recommended on Watt Pat, and trust me, I block, I do whatever I can to get that out of my recommended as soon as possible. I do not want that stuff on my screen. I do not want to

interfere with it. I do not want to interact with it. Making an entire novel, an entire fanfiction on how somebody got in somebody else's butthole is just completely nasty. And also, if you really think about it, it is pretty sick whenever you think about another human being genuinely putting so much thought into how this actually came about. I'm serious, bro, these fan fiction writers, they're disgusting. They're actually nasty. Yeah, I think this is definitely my cue to end the video. Audience, if you enjoy the video by any means, please slap a fat like, subscribe, you know what to do. With that being said, I'm going to go back to where the dark ones came later.