Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 31

Episode Date: October 27, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 31 ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You'd be my kawai girlfriend? Ah Gas, gas. Alright people, what's up? Today we're checking out the dumbest TikToks you'll ever see. Eat my wife! Will Smith to smack the shit out of it. How exactly this video made it into the compilation?
Starting point is 00:00:28 I have no idea. The fact of the matter is, why is he dripping gruel from his mouth? Does the idea of Will Smith yelling turn you on? I can only imagine Will Smith during sex. If this lands on all, If this lands on all threes, we'll get married. You're fucking bullshit. You don't deserve her or any girl after that.
Starting point is 00:00:54 Imagine having fucking ass cheeks in the back and front of your body. Is it bad that his forehead flapjacks are bigger than his fucking goblin nose? And is it, to my surprise, you're the top Supreme General of defending women? No. This man got no vagina his entire life, so he decided to grow one. Some people eat snails. They must not like fast food. You know what?
Starting point is 00:01:28 Despite the shitty uncle joke, This was a good TikTok. The point of the video was to completely confuse the viewer and confused I am. I mean, audience, this video is just as innocent as the wind-driven snow. Speaking of snow, it looks like her face is covered in fucking snow. It's white as fucking. It looks like... Always come back.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Emo people on TikTok. These people that are making these videos are easily 20 plus years of age. Don't you guys have like a job or a significant other to take care of? Not sitting on your humpy-dumpty fucking ass and making TikTok. Talks looking like this? This motherfucker looks like he just left McDonald's. Bro, they're hiring. Go get a job.
Starting point is 00:02:11 Oh my gosh. I just started my period. Pads? No. Tampons? No. Using a towel to sit on in public? Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:18 Not using anything to block or catch my flow? Also, yes. I'm sure the girls can answer this for me as well. So what happens when you get up and everybody sees the towel? Bro, when you get up from the chair, your towel's going to look like the fucking Japanese flag. You think nobody's going to suspect the circular puddle of blood on your towel? Listen, sick ass, you might actually have to get some pads. You might just have to spend some money.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Oh, God forbid. Oh, for giving me this drink. You are pretty cute. Did he just close that? Are you kidding me? What? Dude, he's so rude. I'm so embarrassed.
Starting point is 00:02:55 No shit, you're embarrassed. You should be embarrassed. Look, if I'm a drive-thru employee and I have to deal with this shit all day, every day, and people like you come to the window every day, I would be pretty fed up with my job and my life. So if I close the door on you, don't take it personally. Just know that I hate my life. And by the way, audience, this TikTok is around like 30 to 40 seconds long.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Stop holding up the line and get the fuck out of the way. People are trying to get their food. Ooh. Oh my gosh. He's literally walking away. I'm literally saying. He's walking away, guys. It's almost like he has a fucking job.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Why are you still in the drive-thru? Hey. Um, I just wanted to ask. Ooh-hmm. Sniffle. What the fuck was that? Are we about to watch a monologue of a Discord moderator reject-looking ass? No pussy getting looking.
Starting point is 00:03:52 I just wanted to ask if you'd be my kawai girlfriend. Gas, gas. Can't believe I actually did it. As we watched the remaining of this video, I just wanted to let everybody know. I went to the gun range yesterday, by the way. I just had to blow off some steam after seeing shit like this. And me looking at this guy, it's provoking me to go back to the gun range. Whether my bullets are for a target or for my brain, that's up for debate.
Starting point is 00:04:19 Would you be my girlfriend? No? Sniffle, sniffle, cry, cry, toky, dokey, dokey. You broke my co-curo. I should have never trusted you. I hope this kid gets jumped at the school bus. You know, school's gonna be resuming like next month. How was this guy not gonna get trampled in?
Starting point is 00:04:37 in the hallway. And I'm not talking about getting tripped over once or twice. I'm talking a full-on fucking Travis Scott concert. Everyone's not the same. They all break my heart. Sir, if I may ask you the question, have you asked yourself why you may get heartbroken every single day? It can't be the shitty anime roleplay. No, no, no, maybe it's the anime ears, but nah, it can't be that either. It's gotta be the anime lolly hoodie. That's the answer. What I'm trying to say to you, kid, is that you are far away from any female. interaction.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Toki, dokey, koku-a-poken. You're such a baca. Oh, whoa, woo, woo, woo, whoa, who runs anime girl stuff. If I ever walk in on my child making a video such of this nature, all the ass kicking would be amazing. You know, I like to consider myself a man of high quality, a man of high value. If my son or daughter were to do this, they're going to be outcasted from the family forever. Okay, I am a bucky blueberry. Who in God's Green Earth even requested for this video to get made?
Starting point is 00:05:49 You've got to be really fucking bored to go ahead and request something like this. There's so many other things you can do with your life, like learning a new language, or maybe going out and spending time with your family and friends. But no, Mr. Pama is swag has different plans. He's going to request for a fucking Baca TikTok. Yep, I just lost my fucking appetite. The fact that this woman gets paid over. $50 an hour is honestly astonishing.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Remember, ladies and gentlemen, we are funding nurses like this to suit your granddaughter and grandmother that has cancer back to health. If you think they even have a 1% chance of living, um, yeah, good luck, train. I just really hate when people are wasting food, especially for TikTok views. I'm just saying, there's people that actually need the food and seeing this shit just pisses me off. Bade, why'd you leave me? Because now, I can't get lit without you. Like, how'm supposed to get lit? Holy shit, this guy just lives in sixth grade.
Starting point is 00:07:05 This guy's got it so downpacked. He's got the LED lights in his room. He's got the blue fucking hoodie, and he has his camera cocked to the side. You don't see his entire face. This dude's personality is middle school, I swear. And not to mention, he got heartbroken, bro. That's like the cherry on top of middle school shit. I love Weeb so much.
Starting point is 00:07:43 Look, ladies and gentlemen, I'm pretty sure at least 90% of us love our anime. But if you've gone to the point like this gentleman and actually making it your personality trait that you're an obese piece of shit watching anime 24-7, I think it's time for you to step back from the Crunchy Roll. Yeah, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Anyways, audience, that's it for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Welcome back to another video. We got the face cam now so you guys can finally stop complaining. But yeah, today, ladies and gentlemen, and we're going to be taking a gander at some more dream stands. Now at this point, ladies and gentlemen, you might be thinking, oh, why am I doing dream stands once again? I made several videos talking about it. Well, you see, audience, I found one specific dream stand that we're going to be checking out today.
Starting point is 00:08:49 This little girl right here is so obsessed with the dream S&P. It's practically her entire life. So yeah, we're going to be checking out this TikToker here today. But before we get into the video, please subscribe to the video. please subscribe to the channel. I deeply appreciate it. But you know what that being said, let's go ahead and check out this TikToker because my lord is she annoying. Hello, I'm going to be telling you and writing, roaders the dream team and why I love them so much. I think it's pretty self-explanatory that you have to say that. Oh yeah, I love the dream team ever so much.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Yeah, we get that. That is like the entire reason I'm making this whole YouTube video. You like the dream SMP? I had no idea. Sapnap looks so good in this. Like, I cut, like, the sweater and, like, the fact that it's, like, baggy on him and, like, the jeans. What are you talking about? Ladies and gentlemen, are you looking at this TikTok right now? Are you saying that Snap, Sap Nap looks good in this? He literally looks like a high school band kid.
Starting point is 00:09:44 He looks nothing special. I'm sorry to all you dream SMP fans, right? But whenever I'm looking at Sap Nap right now, I'm sorry, but the dude looks like an absolute little kid, all right? He dresses like he's 12. The dude dresses like he's 12 years old. Do you genuinely think that, wow, dude, Sap Nap, I want to pee. of that in my bedroom tonight. To anybody, and I mean absolutely anybody that is thinking that, then dude, you're a lost cause.
Starting point is 00:10:06 And like the jeans, he looks so good in this. No, he doesn't. Solid eight out of ten. What do you mean? Eight out of ten? I have no idea if I even heard her correctly, but dude, eight out of ten, like, like, that's like, that's like Bachelorette sexy. The fact that you're gonna say that sap nap is like an eight out of ten, that, dude, what am I that? I must be like 11,000. If you're thinking that sap nap is like an eight out of ten, then dude, I'm
Starting point is 00:10:28 I must be like the sexiest man on the planet. And I'm not even giving myself too much credit, bro. I mean, it's just my rightful place to be the sexiest man on Earth. But dude, sap nap? Like, why sap nap? Why is she crying? What? Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know about you,
Starting point is 00:10:54 but I absolutely adore whenever a Minecraft dreamstand is having a mental breakdown. Oh, dream. Oh, Tommy In it. You're my coping mechanism. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know anybody on the green of the, Earth that actually watches a dream or a Tommy Init video and genuinely finds like their coping mechanism to reside inside of their content. But dude, it's just a couple American and British people play Minecraft, a block video game.
Starting point is 00:11:17 I mean, it's not that crazy. I know like how a majority of people on the internet, they're like, I love you guys. I love the fans. But audience, I'm just going to go ahead to give you guys a run for your money, okay? The majority of these guys that say, I love you. I love the audience. They don't actually love you. They only like the money that you provide them.
Starting point is 00:11:34 But I mean, at the end of the day, if you're wanting to be like this individual right here and absolutely worship and bow down and suck their toes of each and every single DreamSMP member, then by all means, go ahead. Who honestly cares? Now, look, audience, I'm pretty sure a prime majority of you guys do not know this about me. But ironically, I am actually from Florida. So as a Florida man, as a man that lives in Florida, as a man that has 99.9% chance came in contact with Dream in the real world. How many ounces of care do I actually give? Uh, none. Guess what? He's a YouTuber. I'm a YouTuber. Wow, it's almost like everybody's a YouTuber nowadays. Nobody should care that you're a YouTuber. You got five subscribers. You got 29 million subscribers. Big deal. Like, bro, Dream can knock on my front door right now and say that, you know what, I'm dreaming. I'm here to give you a shout out. You know, you know, congratulations to Dream. Thank you so much, by the way. But at the end of the day, whenever I answer my doorstep to go ahead and answer Dream at my front door, I'm not going to be like, oh, oh, wow, Dream. Dream, give me your subscriber count.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Tick-talk, tick-talk. Why? That was so unnecessary. Now, I know that this is not necessarily a dream stand video, right? But, dude, I don't know why she think that she is all that inside of her TikTok videos. I mean, I'm sorry, girl, but who is inside of your comment section trying to flatter you up? I mean, what kind of simp was in yo DMs trying to say that, yeah, oh, girl, you're so beautiful! They're lying to you. Stop lying to yourself. You know, this could be like some hypothetical case, right?
Starting point is 00:13:16 Imagine if this girl's like smoking hot, right? Which obviously, you know, you know, she, she isn't. She could be smoking hot from all crevices. But I promise you, the second that I find out that she's a dream stand, oh, she is automatically zero percent sexiness. Like, that is rock bottom trash. But hey, you know what? I'm all for self-body positivity, right?
Starting point is 00:13:34 But just just be aware from my opinion and other people's opinions around you. Because, look, if I think that I'm smoking hot, then nobody else is. You know what I'm saying? So, uh. 67,000 followers and. 5.4 million likes on TikTok. Uh, that's that, that, that equates to literally nothing. To anybody that doesn't know, 5.4 million likes on TikTok, it's practically nothing. You get like zero money from that. I know for a fact that me at 9,000, 10,000 subscribers, whenever
Starting point is 00:14:11 subcount I'll be out whenever I drop this video, I guarantee you, me at 9,000, 10,000 subscribers on YouTube.com has definitely gathered a lot more revenue and money compared to this woman right here with 67K on TikTok. Plout on TikTok. is absolutely nothing. If you got 67K on TikTok, you're a nobody. I can literally get one 500th of the views that she gets on TikTok, and I still make more money than you. So at the end of the day, Dreamstand,
Starting point is 00:14:36 I think I'm the clear winner here. You can go ahead and flex to me, your $10 bill, your Alexander Hamilton's, your General Grant, your Benjamin Franklin's all you want, but bro, I took the cake. And best of all, ladies and gentlemen, at least I have a father that lives. It has a working heart.
Starting point is 00:14:58 You are disgusting. The reason why this girl is disgusting, ladies and gentlemen, is imagine going to bed. Imagine, but right before you go to bed, you're thinking about Carl Jacobs before you hit the sheets at night. I do not want any of my subscribers thinking about me before they go to bed, bro. That just sounds creepy. That just sounds weird. And if you expect me to do at you on TikTok of all platforms, you must have extremely high hopes for somebody like me and anybody like Carl Jacobs to do at you, that is already like a one in one billion chance of happening.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Like, it's never going to occur. Carl Jacobs sub count is like three times Las Vegas. That's like one in three Las Vegas's of you getting recognition. It's never going to happen. It's never going to occur. If you think that you're going to get some publicity of a Carl Jacobs through this, then you might as well delete your TikTok account because guess what? It ain't happening, fella.
Starting point is 00:15:45 My red flags. Oh, boy, this is going to be good. All right, let's just go ahead and read like two of these, all right? And we're going to be done. My red flags are a Pisces, Ares, and a Gemini. Oh, you're one of those. Yeah, I don't mess with Titus because he's a Scorpio. Nobody wants to mess with a Scorpio, okay, Samantha?
Starting point is 00:16:04 And if he also takes one to two business weeks to reply, okay, I think he's cheating on me. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're trying to look for a suitor in your life, all right? If you're trying to look for these types of people right here, and these are your red flags, to not be surprised whenever you're 80 years old and you have yet to marry anybody in your entire life. Because if you have a red flag for somebody that is a Pisces, i.e. myself, then I think you should just give up on trying to find a suitor for life. because honestly your expectations are way too high for anybody to even deserve you and it's not the fact that you're better than them it's just the fact that you're so picky and nobody would want you but anyways ladies and gentlemen that's going to be it for today's video i'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came hope you enjoyed later All right,
Starting point is 00:16:43 All right, my knee, shaking ass on my thigh shit Post me a pick for the make me a profit When the lick A hit in the bitch Get toxic
Starting point is 00:16:48 All right people What's up? Today we're checking out Some of the worst Roblox videos And posts Also to preface this video I got a special
Starting point is 00:16:57 Inguine Hopping on later in the video So stay tuned But anyways With that being said Let's begin A application for you
Starting point is 00:17:04 to date me Just take a quick look at me See? I'm pretty high I'm not even gonna lie I beg to differ But get it I guess Pretty high, I'm not even gonna lie.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Damn, I would even smash myself. Another day, another time I'm disappointed. Ladies and gentlemen, I've been down bad before, but I don't think I've been down bad to the point where I've looked at my own butthole spread in the mirror thinking, dang, I want to smash that. I want to put my winky doodle inside of that hole. I think I'm one really attractive man,
Starting point is 00:17:34 nonetheless, ladies and gentlemen, but never have I ever wanted to smash myself. So this is what it's like being black. Oh. Oh my god. Can I say that I am astonished, I am surprised, or perhaps knocked off my feet that the Robloxians are a little racist on the internet? Probably not. Hey, I get satire. It's got to be funny and all. Except the thing is, is that this is not funny. Does it look like I'm laughing right now? No. What kind of dooty booty comedy is this? It's terrible. Hey, baby girl. Hey, daddy.
Starting point is 00:18:07 All right, it looks like we are diving into the e-dating territory. I can't wait to hear what they say. Say next. What are you doing? Nothing. I love you. I love you more, honey bun bun bun. This is actually disgusting. If anybody here is an e-dater, I feel like as a creator to a viewer, I would just like to tell you that I will never understand you as a human being.
Starting point is 00:18:30 If you're going to call somebody a honey bun bun bun through the direct messages system on Roblox, I feel like you hit a new low. Just to my opinion audience, you can unsubscribe if you want to. Actually, please unsubscribe. Is this what Twitter women look like? Hey man, if you really want to believe it, then I guess that's what Twitter women look like. This is the exact reason I deactivated Twitter. If anyone wants to steal my username, by the way, I don't care. I had to let this TikTok play as long as it did to truly process the text that is on screen.
Starting point is 00:19:09 You let the school bully destroy your throats. I wouldn't know what grade you're in, little Missy, because if there's one thing I do know for certain, you are definitely not above 30. grade. I promise you guys, anybody after third grade is not gonna make a TikTok on Roblox talking about they getting throated by the third grade bully. I feel like there's a case that need to be done. I might call 911 after this video. When picking up girls goes wrong. Oh no, bro. Then we had our boy Tyrone just trying to get some coochie and this girl drops the full docks in front of his homie. I would hate to be in this guy's situation, ladies and gentlemen. Dude, they even got the social security number in the mix. Oh, dude, this
Starting point is 00:19:49 done for. Well, you hear that gamers? I feel like this is your time to rise because we got an offer. If you're a video game lover and you want a Ricky Ricky with this girl, then I guess that's your offer, bro. I'm just gonna preface for y'all watching this video. If you go for this girl, she's gonna have a bad attitude, bright colors and you already know that thing's gonna smell like tuna tunnels. I'm just looking out for y'all, okay? We don't want to smell a dumpster when we get down and dirty. Man, is we still obsessing over Roblox booty cheeks over here? I thought we concluded six months ago that Roblox booty cheeks wasn't acceptable. What is y'all doing? Legos are not hot. I can only imagine y'all at Legoland having an orgasm every five seconds.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Uh-oh, this is a copyrighted song. Give me a second, fellas, I need to remove the music. How are you getting hard from this? Oh my gosh, guys, blockies are so hot. Please go outside and touch some grass. I think you'll need it. And while you're out there, you might find a female to talk to. Block the hacker and move on.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Or sit there and complain for God knows how long. ProBlock's players. Oh my gosh, I can't choose. I have to give a personal testimony. I don't know if it's like because I'm just that good at the damn game. Or if little kids are just that damn awful. It's probably both. But I get called hacker all the time every single day in Arsenal.
Starting point is 00:21:36 It's just not my fault that you guys suck. absolute booty cheeks. Just get better at the damn game. Is that so much to ask? Now from the top, make it drop. That's a wet, that's a way. Now, get a fucky in a mob. Wow, bro, I've got a full Chubberusky right now.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Once again, back at it again with the Roblox cheeks. It looks like we're revamping back to square one at this point. I'm talking, Wob, Wob, Wob, that's a... Is this it? We're just gonna look at this guy, twerk? Who sign me up for this video. Then I finish with a face with just the tupper off. A.
Starting point is 00:22:08 You ain't gonna Okay, so from this TikTok, we got quite a bit to unpack here. When I ask her if we should use protection and she says, I don't know, you pick. It goes into your father's sex bag to grab the local condom. Or you're a guy that is 18 years of age, that is talking to a girl that is five. I think it's the second option. We're talking about Roblox here. Of course that's the case.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Of course it's illegal. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it appears that my part of my video is officially over. I'm gonna let Inguin take it away. Make sure to check out his channel. Anyways, yeah, here's Inguin. Have you ever watched a Rith video? That's what it feels like to drive a Ford F-150. It's built for toughness.
Starting point is 00:22:50 You can drive it on any terrain. So go get yourself a Ford F-150 today. All right, today, Rith has invited me on the channel to look at some Roblox cringe. So without further ado, I'm just going to jump right in. Tell me the truth. Is your Roblox character a virgin? No, guys, I think it's time I come clean. My Roblox character is a virgin.
Starting point is 00:23:16 I know. That was a lot to get off my chest, man. Like, whoof. Like I'm sweating over here, like, and it's not because it's like fucking 80 degrees of here. No, I'm sweating. I'm sweating because that was so tough to admit. You know, I'm just so sad that I can't be like all those other slenders that just sleep with blocks on the daily, man. Yes, it makes me sad.
Starting point is 00:23:33 You know, I just feel like such a loser, man. I'm not sleeping with digital blocks on the daily. Update. Devious Lick Simulator. Only a few months behind the trend. You can now commit Devious Licks in Roblox without getting suspended. Collect items and sell them for coins. Now, I don't know who would want to play this bro, a devious lick simulator in Roblox.
Starting point is 00:23:54 Like, seriously, I don't know why someone would want to waste their time playing this. I mean, the only pro to this is at least they're not doing this in real life. At least they're doing it on Roblox. Now, at least they listen to their principal say, stop hitting Delicious Licks. Or whatever the fuck. I mean, I'm sure someone's principal called it Delicious Licks. Like, come on. Hello, I will kill you in your sleep.
Starting point is 00:24:15 And three days later, they said, you're so funny. I don't know what possesses a Roblox kid to say, I will kill you in your sleep. Just some random ass person on the internet. I really don't know. This is on like some Xbox live shit right here. And since the kid is Buns at the game, all right? He will message you and say like, I will dedose your internets or something. I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:24:36 That's one of the messages I got, I remember. Or they'll try to invite you to the party and then they'll say like, I know where you live. I'm in your walls, kid. Or some dumb shit. And then they'll just randomly message you like a couple days later. and say like, I don't know, something that makes completely no sense at all. You're in her DMs. I'm in her. We are not the same. What are you in her what? In Roblox bro?
Starting point is 00:25:05 Okay, big flex. Rice gum over here. Oh my god, you're sleeping with Roblox girls. Yo, good shit, bro. How about this? I'm talking to girls in real life. You're talking it to blocks. We are not the same. Like, you know, I may be a no bitchian, but at least I don't need Wi-Fi connection to go on dates. Like if the Wi-Fi were to go out, what would happen? Like there would be no more date, bro. Like your date would be done, it would be over. Like what would happen if your Verizon internet just fucking shits itself? It fails you. Like you're just gonna end up crying for the rest of the night saying, oh, I miss my BBG. And you know, the person dating in real life is actually going to see the girl in real life and actually have a good time. But still, always puzzle me as to why people date on here and why people are also attracted to blocks.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Yeah, there's also people attracted to Roblox skins on this game. But yeah, anyways, that's it for the video. Um, thank you, Rith for having me on and I'll catch y'all later. Peace. That's it for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. Anyways, yeah, subscribe. Two years ago, Mr. Beast made his Squid Game video and featured Kamala Arujo. And because she was a subpar 3 out of 10 female and had the number 67, she became famous along with her only fans. Anyways, a few million dollars later, she has a nice car, became friends with Jack Doherty. The f-kin cringe. Got exposed by Pat God.
Starting point is 00:26:19 You were literally fucking jump in front of a car to touch a girl like this. But you look, are you really an awful snakeo? And today's shoot decided to respond to all the haters. Audience is young boys and children, and they make... I don't like this. This is really awkward. Oh, shit. What's wrong, baby?
Starting point is 00:26:36 You offended that they're calling you a predator? Host of your online fan bases predominantly children, and you expose your naked vagina to them, and you're going to say you're not one? Yeah, okay. Audience, everybody's strapping. This is going to be bad. What's up, YouTube?
Starting point is 00:26:49 So, first and foremost, I feel like I need to address this. I've been getting so many text messages. Like, so many texts about these videos that are being made about me and my brother and my family, and people are getting hell of views about making videos about me. You know, what's the craziest part about this entire situation is that everybody makes videos about you and is banking off of your name except for you. I mean, look at that shit. Over 700,000 views about making fun of you.
Starting point is 00:27:19 And yet, yo dumbass can't even pull 100K on a long-form video with your ass that's got over 6 million. and subs, oh my God. Camilla, if it wasn't for your vagina, you would have no money in the bank account. If you were an actual entertainer, you wouldn't even be pulling minimum wage on YouTube. That is actually sad. I'm flattered, but like, you know, I haven't seen them. Oh yeah, Camilla, of course you haven't seen the videos. Is this supposed to be your tactic that, oh yeah, I'm so famous, I don't worry about these little wages that work at McDonald's. Is this the tactic you're using?
Starting point is 00:27:52 You know, I have no problem with anybody having an, ego but with your inflated ego ass over the past year you're telling me you don't google yourself every 10 fucking seconds just to see what people are saying about you part of your job is getting thousands of gooners to compliment you on the internet and you say that you don't google yourself to inflate your ego you fucking feed off of it i feel like something needs to be done about this i need to watch these videos i need to be informed about the things that are out there of me the acting in this video camilla it's so fucking good it's so fucking good that maybe you shouldn't star inside of a step bro p-hub video.
Starting point is 00:28:27 The acting would just fit perfectly. By the way, these thumbnails are fucking crazy. Starting up strong with me, Christ. Wow, I don't even want to read that. That makes me uncomfortable. That's just not true. Okay, but like, is the thumbnail even clickbait at this point? This video, Camilla, you made your brother promote your pussy on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:28:50 So how does it feel to have a sister that has an OF? My friends always ask me if it's pink, but I don't really I don't really know what they mean by that. What? Do you know? Oh, Jesus Christ. Click the link in my bio. Just, I can't.
Starting point is 00:29:03 So don't sit here and say, oh my gosh, I'm so uncomfortable. My fuck, you literally did exactly what the thumbnail says. Maybe all the other geeknecks are not going to say it, but bro, that's predatory. That is predatory. You are not a woman I would want my kids to be around. It's even more sick that y'all are, like, making it this way. Like, it's sick. Yeah, well, you're the one that, fuck.
Starting point is 00:29:24 You're the one that should stay your ass inside and not be around a fucking high school. F is failing. A D is failing. For you, it is... I stand by that. A D is failing. If you have Ds, you're failing. Shit, with the amount of Ds you're getting, you're a grade A failure. If the sound of Glock, Glock, Glock, Gwark! ...was a person, you would literally embody it. From averaging about 4 to 5 million views per video...
Starting point is 00:29:43 Period! Yes! Get them statistics right. ...thally hitting those numbers. And let's not even mention her Twitter. It's basically dead. What the f... No, like, your Twitter is... actually dead. Over 100,000 followers and when you're not posting a booty pick you only get 70 likes. My mom gets more likes on her family photos on her private Facebook than you do. It seems like people have really begun to lose interest in Camilla.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Okay, lose interest in Camilla, yet this video has 600,000 views using my name. Yeah, because you're our only fans girl and it's funny to make fun of women only fans girls. Trust me, I don't need to put Camilla all right. Rujo to get views on my YouTube video and I'm going to prove it with this video. Come back in a few days, audience and look at the views on this video. I promise that it's more than whatever she has on this video here. Scamming people on OnlyFans and many other unhinged things didn't just happen in one day. It's indeed very hard to believe that a normal girl would take this path, but you know every
Starting point is 00:30:45 move has a cause behind it. There was a study held in 2022, which found that mostly females who engage in this type of content had low levels of mental well-being. what it is is a lot of people can't wrap their heads around only fans. They can't fathom the fact that someone would do this, blah, blah, blah, blah. So they have to find some sort of excuse, right? Like, you have to find some sort of like, oh, there's a reason why she's doing this. It's because she's fatherless.
Starting point is 00:31:11 It's because she has no family. It's because she hates herself and has low self-esteem. Like, what if I just want to do it? The mental gymnastics in your sentencing is crazy. For thousands of years, a man and a woman will get married. and then they will show each other their naked body. So you're telling me, over the biology of thousands of years where that has been the norm. And then there's you coming out of nowhere because all of a sudden you want to do it because there's no prior motive.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Are you like lying to yourself or you coping? Like, I don't even know what to call you. Not saying that people who do this don't have mental health issues. I'm saying that I'm just not one of the own. I'm fine. I'm fine. Listen, Camilla, you're a young girl just like a, oh, I'm fine. I'm a young boy.
Starting point is 00:31:55 In 50 years, when your Chuck the cuck is no longer with you, because he finally banked off of you and he left you, you're gonna sit there all saggy and alone and not hot anymore. Well, you weren't to begin with. And you're gonna sit there and think, wow, where did I fuck up? And then you're gonna remember me, the stupid little P&G of a cat character and be like, oh yeah, that guy. However, Camilla was not always like this.
Starting point is 00:32:21 There are two persons who also played a major role. One unintentionally and the other intentionally. On November 25th, 2021, Camilla made her first appearance, and it was none other than with Mr. Beast. How much better could your luck be than this, right? Camilla was the center of attention in the video. She gained a significant number of followers after the video, and then she disappeared. Talk about fumbling the bag. How do you feature in a Mr. Beast video and then disappear?
Starting point is 00:32:47 You know, Camilla, you were a very liked character inside of that Mr. Beast video. If you decided to turn your content and make more videos like Mr. Beast, you would actually be fucking huge on YouTube. And I know the easy route would be only fans because all you have to do is spread your sticky little f***in vagina and you would have gotten millions of dollars and you did. But long term, if you think about it, you would get more money if you went to Mr. Beast route.
Starting point is 00:33:12 You can't say that I would be wrong. But two years later, she suddenly created her own YouTube channel. However, her downfall was confirmed the day she created her channel, as during that period she had already met Jack Doherty and joined his only fans. I love Jack. Let's just put that out there. Trust me, I believe that Jack is probably a sweetheart if I actually met him and I was in his inner inner circle. But still, he's a piece of shit to everybody. Not exactly somebody you want to keep around for long.
Starting point is 00:33:38 This is where a bad influence will get you. It's this shit right here. At one time, people were looking at her as a young woman who had built a good reputation. Who was looking at? Who thinks that deep into a Mr. Beast video? I can agree with you there. I mean, it is kind of fucking crazy how in detail this guy's trying to go. Well, it's not even this guy. It's an AI. But if we do look at things retrospectively, you did have a pretty good reputation at the start.
Starting point is 00:34:03 That part is kind of true. I don't want to run in circles, but OnlyFans wasn't your only option for success, Camilla. Oh, she had such a good reputation and it before her Only fans. Like, you don't, no one knows who I am besides. The people close to me. This is ridiculous. Well, I'm sure by now that you recognize that public image matters way more than private image. You could do some diabolical shit in private, but as long as that shit ain't public, then you're good to go. I'm sure you are a sweetheart to your close friend group, just like Jack Doherty, but your public image matters way more.
Starting point is 00:34:40 You're an only fan's whore. That's all I need to know. Another example I can think of would be Dr. Disrespect. I mean, he had a good public image for the longest time. And even though he used his public platform to talk to kids on the internet, nobody really knows what Dr. Disrespect is doing right now in private. I mean, I could take a good guess. He's probably jerking off to something that he shouldn't be right now. But that's probably a video for another day, but you get what I mean.
Starting point is 00:35:06 See, Camilla was diagnosed with a serious disease that has destroyed many celebrities and YouTubers for decades. Who diagnosed me? Why don't I'm freaking out? I seriously hate agreeing with Camilla, but what the fuck? is this video. G-Wiz, she was diagnosed with a serious YouTube disease. Bro, whoever is responsible for this AI, bro, shut the fuck off. Because I, what disease do I have?
Starting point is 00:35:34 Why is Jake Paul on this list? Is that neon? What the fuck? Does he look like that? I didn't look bad. Chinatis syndrome. This disease was rare... Tensionitis syndrome.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Yeah, I'm agreeing with Camilla. Attentionitis syndrome. Are you fucking me? I also have to point. to point out of all the videos that you decided to respond to on your YouTube channel you literally chose the easiest video to react to you chose the AI video to respond to that is so shh-shitty instead of maybe making a long-form video about Pat God or Vesh Remy or maybe even me I made a video about you and it got like a lot
Starting point is 00:36:12 of views you went for the lowest hanging fruit just so that you could get a few extra pointers on your video that said anyways moral of the story your response was still fucking ass and you got owned by an AI voice generator. Audience, she's got more subscribers than me, which I deserve more. You should subscribe to me instead. Bye bye. Don't be such a squid word, okay? Oh, son, oh and I know it fucking with the-
Starting point is 00:36:37 All right, people, what's up? Today I probably found Darmand's craziest video ever. That's if you consider child labor to be pretty crazy. Mom sends bad kid to military school. What happens next is shocking Darmand. What the fuck is Darmann up to this time. Hey, J, dinner's gonna be ready.
Starting point is 00:36:58 What did I tell you about eating junk food before dinner? Uh. And this room, it looks like a pig style. I can see you, Darmand, flexing the Jordan fours. Somebody amongst the Darmann actors has some good fucking taste. Aside from the sexy fucking shoes. What the fuck is this dirty-ass room, dog? I get it, homework is crazy.
Starting point is 00:37:18 You probably way too busy to focus on any other shit. But my guy, I can't even give you the benefit of the doubt. If you was rotting in your fucking bedroom playing Halo of all video games, you desperately need to go the fuck outside. Your vitamin D levels are fucking zero. You got clothes everywhere. Rappers in this bed. It looks like a pack of wild dog slept in it.
Starting point is 00:37:40 It's my room. It's not like anyone else is going to see it besides him before. This is my house. Oh shit, mother just put the foot down. By the way, audience, in case there's a few parents that are, watching my videos, please take my advice when I say this. Never say the line, it is my house after they say it is their room. Because guess what? If it's your fucking house, then why not you clean their fucking room? You see what I mean? You kind of back yourself into a corner. So if you
Starting point is 00:38:06 really want to put your child in their fucking place, straight up take their room away from them and they can sleep in the fucking living room. No privacy, no nothing. You got to put them little shits in their place. I want this room spotless by the time dinner is on the table. Or what? Or what, Mom? You see, audience, I'm giving you parents free consulting right now. Because if you just say for your child to clean their room without any stakes, they're not going to clean their fucking room. Instead, you need to articulate your shit talking like this.
Starting point is 00:38:34 Hey, son, you little shit! You said you weren't going to clean your fucking room? Sure, go ahead. Don't clean your fucking room. I'm just going to sell everything in your bedroom and you're going to fucking like it. The second you say that, they're going to get on their shit. And put a clean shirt on. Brian is coming over.
Starting point is 00:38:49 And I want you on your best behavior, young man. Don't even think about playing any pranks. The last guy didn't even come back. Good. If this child were to be my son, I will literally fucking str- PG-13, PG-13. What I meant to say was, I will strenuously ground them for months upon months. Will they ever see the light of day again?
Starting point is 00:39:13 I don't know, that's kind of up for debate. All I'm saying is that my children will be very well-behaving. Because if not then, uh, we don't even want to get into that story. I did not sound good. She's bluffing. What is she gonna do? Buddy, you have absolutely no idea. To any of you in the audience that has the mentality of what are your parents really gonna do to you?
Starting point is 00:39:35 You should probably reconsider that thought process. It's not like they actually need you for anything, of course. If they really wanted to snap their fingers and send you off to army cadets or some shit, they can fucking do that. They don't need you to pay you to pay you. the bills, take the dog out for a poop. Aside from being their love and joy, you're just a fucking parasite.
Starting point is 00:39:55 And if they need to send you somewhere to straighten up your fucking ass, they will. I don't know. When Marco started acting out, his mom sent him to East Point. Really? Isn't that like a military school? I'm not sure, but apparently it's not as bad as it sounds. He said it's like summer camp all year round. No parents. You get to stay up and play video games.
Starting point is 00:40:14 You can even go on trips on the weekends. That sounds like heaven compared to living. with my mom. Your definition of heaven is incredibly screwed up. I don't know, I wouldn't say necessarily being a fucking Jeffrey and living like an absolute slug would be heaven. To me, it just sounds like
Starting point is 00:40:31 being a typical couch potato with no purpose. In contrast to me, of course, a hard-working fucking alpha-chat. Getting women and shit. Your definition of heaven sounds like my version of hell. Trust me, the sooner I get out of this place,
Starting point is 00:40:50 the better. Look at our little man. All grown up and ready to move out. Fresh out of fucking sixth grade. I remember that very short-lived phase of my childhood, where I thought I could be self-reliant on my own without my parents in fifth grade. Boy, did that last fucking 10 minutes. Listen, kid, no street smarts, no money in your bank account.
Starting point is 00:41:11 You're gonna fail in life. I'm sorry, somebody has to say it. That was delicious, babe. Thank you. Make this yourself. This is an old family recipe. It's been around for generations. Dang, could you grab the cheesecake from the fridge for dessert, please? You devious little boy!
Starting point is 00:41:40 I can't even lie, I still do the same shit with my dad. We could be eating dinner and I'll just slip some ghost pepper sauce in his food. By the way, he's a real fucking pussy with spicy food. Slip the hot sauce and their food, let them consume it and enjoy the ride. Right. Eat it. So, uh, you like? Mm-hmm. Who are them?
Starting point is 00:42:10 I'm sorry. My love's on fire. What in the world is going on? Holy! Little man is about to get in big, big trouble. That facial expression only describes one thing. Oh shit, I fucked up. How do I get out of it?
Starting point is 00:42:34 Now, typically, audience, it would be funny if it was somebody in your family or maybe a friend. But if you're doing this to a complete stranger, then that's just a fucking dick move. And also going directly against what your parents just told you. Not necessarily the way. way to get on your mom's good side. I am done. Trying to discipline you. If you won't listen to me, you're going to have to go and learn how to listen elsewhere.
Starting point is 00:43:03 You've left me no choice, Jay. I'm sending you to East Point. Man, sounds fantastic shows. Kiss. What the fuck was that? Now, obviously, this guy is not going to be going to some summer camp school. Spoiler alert, the title says something. about Darmann and child labor, I don't know yet.
Starting point is 00:43:24 But it's definitely not about a vacation school. And I'll be honest, I'm not very sure if those fucking things even exist. School's a fucking prison. Well yeah, our little man is about to get quite the rude awakening. Should be careful what you wish for, Jay. The grass isn't always greener on the other side. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What the fuck is this life lesson?
Starting point is 00:43:46 The grass is always greener on the other... Shut the fuck up. This is the boys' quarters. What the fuck? is this? A war room? Is this Andrew Tate's fucking Hustler's University or some shit? This singular image alone must be reeking in testosterone. I can feel myself becoming more of a man just by looking at this video. Wow. Everyone's so quiet and well-behaved.
Starting point is 00:44:14 Here at East Point Academy, we do try to instill the correct values. Is that my bed? Yes. I've never seen a darn man actor look more pissed off in my life. You see, audience, where are the kids? Where are these Darmann actors when you need them? Actual good acting actually puts a good front on camera. Not some cringe-ass diary of a wimpy kid's shit.
Starting point is 00:44:36 That's the new X-Men? Oh, yeah, that's the, uh, ex-neet. What's the big deal? Why can't we talk? Uh, quiet time at 20-100 and lights out at 2100. Uh, in English, she will play. This guy doesn't know military time. He's more of a lost cause than I thought.
Starting point is 00:45:02 For anybody in the audience, 200 is 8. p.m. and 2100 is 9 p.m., which, in my opinion, is a very respectable bedtime. I go to bed at 5 p.m., so in my opinion, these kids are getting so much more time. I'm kind of jealous. You know what? I say, no parents, no rules. And let's get this party started. I really don't think that's a good idea. You know, Sergeant Stokes is really strict. Stokes. My boy, if you wanted to turn in the dance circle, All you had to do was ask Does this look like the guy that wants to get fucking sturdy?
Starting point is 00:45:48 I swear this kid's judgment must be going out the window every time he gets confronted. Like if this guy could simply read a room, he could actually get out of so much trouble. But no, continue to fuck it up. You step into my turf, disobey my rules, drop and give me 20.
Starting point is 00:46:06 20 what? Foot jobs! Make it 40 on the ground now. Okay, bro. You will address. Me, has served! Yes, do it! Okay!
Starting point is 00:46:16 As for the rest of you. Audience, are you seeing these fucking push-ups? These aren't even the push-ups that middle school girls would do. Tell me how the fuck that's gonna build any muscle in your body. You could do so much better than that. As clown like to party, was always trying to bend the rules. In fact, he was a lot like you. Ah!
Starting point is 00:46:39 He was like me? But what happened? He tried to pull a fast one on Stokes for aides for a guy. Stokes for April fools. Long story short, he miscalculated that one big time. Got sent to the hole. I've heard about that. What is he? Solitary confinement. Anyone who survives never comes back the same. Legend has it. Some kids never come back. What is this bullshit? These kids are describing this shit like it's some campfire horror story. You don't want to go to the hole. Nobody fucks with the hole. Listen, buddy, whatever this
Starting point is 00:47:08 hole is called. There's a saying I go by. When there's a hole, there's a goal. And audience, if I see a I'm gonna fucking goal. Man, that's just an urban, man. Stokes probably made up to scare everyone into following orders. That's probably true. I'm gonna back. Man, what the fuck? Children are now drugging people in the Darman universe.
Starting point is 00:47:49 I never thought I would see it coming. I thought that you were going on the Disney XD aisle, but you're finally getting a little PG-13. And honestly, I support this shit. I slipped him enough to take that a resource. Look, he's out cold. You know what I said earlier about this guy being a, Good Darmann actor.
Starting point is 00:48:54 Please forget I said any of that shit before in my life. I've never heard a more feminine scream in my entire life. Shut the fuck up. Please, please. Oh, I'm just again. I'm sorry. That's right, baby. You have learned your lesson.
Starting point is 00:49:17 The grass isn't always treading on the... Whatever the fuck she said. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Alright people what's up today I found one of the scummiest ticotkers I've ever seen Worst Waste people have died
Starting point is 00:49:41 Part 13 ladies and gentlemen I introduce you to Robin Walberg if you're looking for a ticotker that just spins his fucking hand and shows you somebody that dies for views then this guy is for you worst ways people have died I really want to know the thought process of this guy when he makes these videos now obviously this is just part just part one of his series. But what if I told you that this guy has made almost 40 fucking parts? If you're a human being on Earth and you die, this guy's gonna smell you out like a fucking shark.
Starting point is 00:50:34 I just don't understand in the slightest how somebody can actually make these videos. Like you're not doing the world any justice, all you're doing is spinning your fucking hand and that's it. But yeah, this guy's mindset for growing on TikTok is fucking foul. Worst ways people have died. Part nine. Now that I think about it, I wonder what the people that are floating in heaven are thinking of these fucking videos. I mean, granted, these people are no longer in such a suffering state, and they're probably in a much better place now.
Starting point is 00:51:29 But I can imagine the people that died are fucking pissed at this guy. Imagine racking thousands upon thousands of followers a day by spinning your fucking hand and showing a random civilian and how they died horrifically. The more I think about this guy, it's fucking sick. Worst Ways People have died, part 13. If you think my opinion has changed about this guy, yet you're fucking wrong. Now, as I'm trying to bypass this dude's fucked up mindset for growing on TikTok. The new thing I'm thinking about is if I died, how would I feel if I wound up on this fucker's TikTok? He probably do some shit like this.
Starting point is 00:52:39 Worst ways people have died, part 13. Yeah, this guy is just fucking sick. This guy's comment section clearly does not see through the bullshit that he's doing. On some of his TikTok, some of which with over 40 million fucking views, the comments on this guy's videos aren't even being empathetic in the slightest. My man probably didn't play Minecraft. 177,000 likes. So not only has this guy made almost 40 fucking videos talking about people's death for views,
Starting point is 00:53:17 and racking up, I'd say, a total of about of 100 million views on his TikTok, and not a single fucking person in the comments section sees his bullshit. All that this guy does is spin his fucking hand, and that's it. And you guys are giving him hundreds of thousands of followers. How the fuck does nobody notice this problem? Worst ways people have died, part six. Now, to elaborate from my previous point, my big question is how the fuck do people even follow this guy? Like, what kind of audience do you have for getting followers from shit like this?
Starting point is 00:54:16 I'd imagine it be people that watch serial killing videos or crime videos or some other fucked-up shit. But honestly, I don't even think those people would even stoop that low. But that's crazy. I don't even know the audience demographic when there's a fucking million people. that follow him. Honestly, the only conclusion I have for the followers he has is probably degenerate. I don't know why somebody would follow someone to tune into the daily death of somebody's horrific passing. Kind of seems fucked up in every manner. Worst ways people have died. Part 15.
Starting point is 00:55:17 Motherfucker, don't even give me that. Oh, rest in peace. I feel so fucking bad. Oh, if you want to watch more, be sure to follow my YouTube. Shut the fuck up. Audience, not only is this guy milking a bunch of random people's deaths on TikTok, but now he has a monetized fucking YouTube channel making money on people's death. This wasn't even a point I was gonna make in my video. The scum that this motherfucker is is insane. Now, if this guy is donating every last fucking penny to charity, then I might forgive him. But either way, way, he's accumulated a large fucking career from this being his biggest ever series. So it's not like he's doing that much justice. He's getting what he wants. Worst ways people have died. Part 14. Robin, you're a real fucking winner. You know that. Not only did, he made a huge fucking career on
Starting point is 00:56:37 TikTok and YouTube from milking people's deaths in 40 parts, by the way. Racking up almost 100 million views and a million followers in the process. With an audience that has zero fucking empathy for the people that died. Let the families of these people's dying relatives resurface on the internet so they can re-experience the pain all over again. What's that audience your mom fucking died five years ago and you're still trying to handle the pain? Well, don't you worry, Robin Wahlberg will resurface that for you. And to top it off, there are no donations for your family and the entire internet clowns your dead relative. Boy, does that sound like a good fucking deal. Worst ways people have died. Part 18.
Starting point is 00:57:14 At this point, I think we understand how fucked up this guy is. But to really give the cherry on top of his entire series, this guy has obviously milked this series to death. I think we know that by now. But this guy has once made 20 fucking parts in a row. If you guys thought milking that vegan teacher in 2021 was terrible, let's take that shit and make it a hundred times worse and you got this fucking dude. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. I'm dedicating 2025 to fighting for the Fat Equality Bill of Rights. All right, people, what's up? The TikTok fat positivity movement is getting worse. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is J-Bay official. For those unfamiliar with who this lady is, allow me to rewind back to a certain time when she blew up. Hint to which everybody responded by saying no and go to the fucking gym. She didn't like that very much and now was coming out with a fat positivity bill of rights. Yeah, I cannot fucking believe that's a real sentence.
Starting point is 00:58:39 Anyways, today she goes over what exactly is the fat bill of rights. And we're going to see if any of her claims are justified. Let's begin. I'm dedicating 2025 to fighting for the fat equality bill of rights. Listen, I know I just said a second ago that I can't believe that's a real sentence. But bro, with her saying that behind all the five layers of fat behind her layernecks really drives home the point. His lady is truly speaking with authority here, ladies and gentlemen. I want you to be part of this revolution.
Starting point is 00:59:06 Bro, there's no fucking way that this woman actually called this shit a revolution. What the fuck is this revolution you're talking about making fat people normalized? I'm sorry, dude, but there's no universe where fat people are ever going to be respected in any timeline. When you see a fat person, it only indicates no discipline in laziness. Sure, you can get 100,000 lazy fat people in your movement, but nobody's going to respect. you. The general population of the world is going to respect people that are fit. End of story. Every day, fat individuals face barriers that nobody should have to live with. You know what? Maybe you're right. No individual should be able to have to face the barriers that fat people do.
Starting point is 00:59:45 But lady, you're missing out on a very crucial detail to this entire story. It is solely and purely out of your own life choices that you got to this point. If you got no discipline to be selective out of what goes in and out of your own fucking mouth, then yeah, you kind of. You kind of did subscribe to having barriers in your life. Sorry, not sorry. It's being turned away from a doctor's office, not fitting into seats on public transportation, or being unfairly judged in the workplace. These aren't just inconveniences. They're human rights violations.
Starting point is 01:00:14 It should be a human rights violation by how you want to take a more space on an airplane than a normal human. Why the fuck, should we accommodate you more space because you can't be selective about the food that goes in and out of your own fucking mouth? If we're going to talk about human rights, if we grant those things to you, you're going to have more rights than the normal person. Oh, guys, society is being an inconvenience to me. Motherfucker, get in line. The Fatt Equality Bill of Rights is a critical step towards changing all of that. It's a set of protections designed to ensure fat people are treated with the same respect, dignity, and access to basic rights as everybody else. Okay, and what's going to happen to me if I violate the fat bill of rights?
Starting point is 01:00:57 Am I going to be thrown in jail if I don't reserve enough room for your big oh ass? Yeah, like that's going to fucking happen. It's time to make this a reality. Just like the civil rights movements that have reshaped history, we're fighting for a world where fat people are treated with fairness, not just tolerance. How the fuck can you be treated with fairness when you can't even do the shit that a fit person could? If a group of people are running a marathon,
Starting point is 01:01:21 can you just so happen to finish five minutes after the fit person finished a marathon? Is there going to be a fat positivity bill of rights law that's going to give the fat person the first place medal anyways? Because they're performing with a fucking handicap. No, girl, because that's not how the world works. It's fucking bullshit. It's about the right to exist without fear of discrimination, exclusion, or ridicule. Listen, lady, I will tell you now that even if the laws were passed, that doesn't allow anybody to ridicule or discriminate against you,
Starting point is 01:01:52 there's still going to be people that are still going to make fun of you. at the end of the day. Just like how Call of Duty banned shit talking in game chat. That does not solve the problem at all of anybody talking shit in the game chat. You're just stamping a piece of paper that says don't do that. Believe it or not, lady, there are rules that still get broken. It's a civil rights issue and it's time for change. And here's what the Fat Equality Bill of Rights could change for you.
Starting point is 01:02:17 This bill will protect fat individuals in every area of life. From health care to employment, transportation to education. imagine walking into a doctor's office and not fearing weight bias. Listen, please tell me what weight bias means in a doctor's office. Do you want the doctor to like lie to you about your weight and how you're going to have a heart attack soon? Just so the doctor can protect your feelings over the fat bill of rights. Is this what you're talking about by weight bias?
Starting point is 01:02:45 I don't know about you guys, but if I was fat, I would like my doctor to tell me when I'm going to have a fucking heart attack. If I got type 20 diabetes, doctor, please take, Tell me. I don't give a fuck about my feelings at the moment. Just tell me how I'm gonna live. But no, dude, we gotta protect our feelings because the fat bill of rights exists. Fuck off, lady. How's you sitting on a plane without embarrassment? Well, to be fair, lady, airplanes are designed like that primarily because they need to have the proper aerodynamics to fly.
Starting point is 01:03:13 If you want accommodations for your plus size on a plane, they go get enough money to buy a private jet. If you're the only one on the plane, then surely it's going to be accommodated to you. There you go, lady. No more embarrassment. You just got to work your fucking ass off and get a private jet. Stop fucking complaining. Shopping in a store that actually carries your size. These are the changes we're fighting for. The fatty quality bill of rights isn't just a piece of paper.
Starting point is 01:03:37 It's a movement that will reshape how society views, treats, and accommodates fat people. You know, it'll be much easier for you just to change yourself rather than changing the entire world. You can solve all your issues just by lifting weights for 20 minutes a day. I know you're all about doing shit with no effort. Believe me, I can fucking tell. You lifting weights for 20 minutes a day is going to take significantly less effort than you trying to change the entire world. Because you're going to spend the rest of your life trying to advocate for this shit and you're going to get fucking nowhere. It will make the world more accessible, fair and inclusive for all of us.
Starting point is 01:04:14 How the fuck is it going to be more fair for everybody? We're giving you more space, more accommodations, more care than for the world. the normal person that actually takes care of himself. You think for all these accommodations that people are not going to look at you as being over privilege, nobody is going to look at all of these accommodations you're getting and think it's fair. Listen, lady, the people that get rewarded in this world are the people that actually work hard. Not the people that do nothing and get rewarded for it. Because guess what? It doesn't fucking exist.
Starting point is 01:04:45 I can't do this alone. 2025 would be my year of fighting for body justice, and I'm bringing all of you with me. Excuse me lady, but who the fuck is we? And also, I don't think you're really gonna be fighting shit. Society has been shooting down every single proposition you've ever brought to the table. What the fuck makes you think the mighty 2025 is gonna be your year? Girl, you get 9,000 views of video on TikTok. If you want this shit to work, you're gonna have to do a dramatic overhaul on all of your brand,
Starting point is 01:05:16 which is obviously not gonna happen because you're a lady that doesn't care about effort. Your ass is definitely going to be left in 2020. I'm committing to this fight because I believe in a world where fat people aren't equal. Yeah, well, you guys are not equal. Literally and figuratively, you guys are not equal. If you and I both laid on a deflating air mattress, we will see who will deflate it first. We are not equal, girl. Accessible isn't just possible, it's necessary.
Starting point is 01:05:43 So let's make it happen. Sign the petition, share your stories, and let's push for the Fat Equality Bill of Rights to become a law. Or maybe you could just go to the fucking gym and lift some dumbbells for 20 minutes. Come on, guys. Like seriously sharing it to social media, signing a petition and fighting and protesting on the fucking street. You guys think that doing that is less effort than going to the gym? What kind of backwards thinking is this? Because your body deserves justice.
Starting point is 01:06:11 We deserve justice. So join me. Head to change.org slash body quality. And let's make 2025 the year we change everything. everybody. Oh, shut the fuck up! Ladies and gentlemen, subscribe to the channel for a part two on the Fat Bill of Rights. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.

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