Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 32

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 32 ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Giant beagle. Bro, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, I'm convinced this guy likes men. Alright, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the worst spice kings I've ever seen. Usually when you think of spice kings, you either think of this guy, that guy, or this fucking abomination. But today they're gonna be competing for who exactly is the worst spice game. And just to preface before we begin, God, this video's gonna be fucking awful.
Starting point is 00:00:24 Got me chicken win! Holy shit! Four seconds in and we're starting off with a banger. I think if I just incorporate my own biased opinion, I would personally think spicy is the fucking worst spice king. Not only because he's probably the most annoying motherfucker of all time, and not just because he's the most sensitive piece of shit ever and he'll strike your videos if you make fun of him. But like 99% of the shit he consumes in his videos, it's not even fucking spicy. I'm sure all of us can sit here and eat gummy chicken wings all day without, you know, wanting to fucking shit your brains out.
Starting point is 00:00:59 It's like, are these spice kings even spicy? Kings. Blue Taki's it's Gummy! Yeah, no, this is fucking disgusting. By the way, guys, the video that I'm reacting to is titled ASMR. Do you think this audio with this visual on screen is gonna be satisfying? And by the way, this is a genuine question. Who the fuck is putting on their headphones thinking, oh my god, I need something relaxing.
Starting point is 00:01:28 I need some ASMR to listen to and they pop on a fucking spicy video. Like, who the fuck is doing that? Go Gummy? Oh yeah, and also it's not gonna be a spicy video unless you do some gay shit If there's like a giant pickle or some big ass pepper involved then you can expect some gay activity If you guys ask me the reason of why he does all this weird shit in his videos hits of course they get me and you guys The comment on the video be like you're so fruity that's basically it but no this guy's just being stupid at the end of the day Bickle dasty
Starting point is 00:02:03 Shut the fuck up you're so unfunny Ooh, all gummy. Look, it's the queen! Ha! Ha! Hey, look, guys, it's John F. Kennedy! Ha ha ha ha! Get it because there's a giant fucking hole in his skull? I gave him head!
Starting point is 00:02:27 Yeah, I'm sure that's not the only thing you've given head in your life. Yeah, so if I had to rank spicy on the tier list of Spice Kings, uh... F-tier, let's move on. Giant spicy goldfish. Okay, serious question. Where the f*** do these guys find these big ass? snacks. I imagine these foods are like some DIY shit, but dude, I would actually want to eat that. Anyways, yeah, for anybody that doesn't know who this Spice King is, it is Jombo Spice.
Starting point is 00:02:55 If I had to describe this guy, he's probably the most mellow spice king I've ever seen. But nonetheless, ladies and gentlemen, this guy also does a pretty weird shit too. Giant fries. Wait a minute, did you just say fucking French fries? I thought this was a Spice King video. What the fuck is this? Bro, you're eating potatoes. That's like the most white people. ever and white people think fucking salt is spicy this is like the complete opposite of spice king okay genuine question why the fuck is this guy wearing so many rings did you get the flame one out of the 25 cent fucking gunball machine like damn a fuck a put your wish dot com rings away lock dorido I bet that's what your
Starting point is 00:03:39 fucking nut sack looks like under a microscope giant red and yellow cheetos that's don't even look like a fucking cheeto why do they look like pool noodles Grimmish shake. This muf-fuck just turned into Granddad from the Boondocks. World's spiciest pizza? That pizza doesn't even look fucking spicy. It looks like some shitty lunchable I had in third grade. Spontaneous combustion.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Giant yellow pepper. Okay, motherfucker. What did you just say? Bro, he called this shit a pepper? Bro, you are such a dumbass. Wasabi? Satan's blood. Okay, at this point, I wouldn't even qualify this shit as a pizza.
Starting point is 00:04:34 I think you lost me when you added the fucking yellow pepper. But at this point, this pizza looks like a bunch of sped kids just threw their fucking Play-Doh on it. It actually looks disgusting. Like, I genuinely think I would pass away if I ate that. What the fuck? Pineapple soda. Okay, I'm convinced this guy is actually stupid. What fuck a fuck a puts in the straw, but he doesn't use the straw.
Starting point is 00:05:04 I'm telling you guys, you cannot be a spice king unless you have brain damage to some capacity. No reaction. Hamofa, you don't need to be so intense. Dude's looking at me like how EDP looks at. Giant peacle? Here we go, he's about to do some gay sh- Sour spaghetti? This moment right here confirms to me he has never had any interaction with a female before.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Ah, keys? Blu-emoi? Oh my goodness! One chip challenge! It looks scary! Get inside, baby! Yeah, definitely. He has got to be...
Starting point is 00:05:45 only experience with dudes. A pickle powder! Zombie pickle! RAH! What did I tell you? What did I fucking tell you? I told you there was gonna be some gay shit. Well shit, finally, you fucking dork.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Giant popu-chitos. Yeah, no, that shit looks nothing like a Cheeto. It looks like the last turd that fucking Barney took. Prime. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, is that Prime? The title of the video is Spicy Food ASMR. I'm sure most of the people watching have consumed Prime sometime in their life. we can confirm right now that Prime is not spicy.
Starting point is 00:06:35 It's a hydration drink. Where the fuck is it's spicy? The shit is false advertisement. Popo Dorido. Popo Tarkis. Popo Korean fire ramen. You know, I have no idea why I'm mentioning this now. But in order to be a spice king,
Starting point is 00:06:55 you quite literally have to throw your health down the drain. Because if your career is after eating tawkeys and eating a ton of ramen every single day, I imagine your health is going to go down the drain and you're going to have an early. grave by at least 30. Throughout this video, I've probably seen around 5,000 milligrams worth of sodium consumed. That much sodium is probably enough to give an elephant a heart attack. So honestly, seeing all these Spice Kings still standing after all this shit put in their mouth, to say that I'm not surprised that they're still breathing is the biggest amount of cap ever. Audients, you see what I mean? This motherfuckusca's scraping the bottom of the container.
Starting point is 00:07:39 How are these guys still breathing? Monster. No reaction. I know this guy is feeling tingly all around his body right now. Because there is no fucking way you just chug a monster like that. And you're still completely fine. For all my monster connoisseurs out there, if you know, you know. Giant Orange Cheeto.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Why does it look like my fucking earwax? Okay, genuinely, what the hell is going on? Why does he have the same ring as Jombo Spice? I swear these two motherfuckers are married or some shit. Giant Cheez-It? Yeah, I think I'm done. Fucking white people in their cheeses. It's it. Everybody click the video on screen to watch more. But anyways, yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came.
Starting point is 00:08:23 All he cares about is money. All he cares about his views and he will get those views if he has a person with terminal cancer on his channel and it makes him look like a nice guy. Okay, at this point, I think I'm convinced that this lady is actually psychotic. She's been doing this for over three years now where she's been promoting animal rights activism. Katie, the joke is over. You can retire now. You can die now. You rotten, wrinkly piece of fucking kale. Let's talk about woke tick. Oh my god, get this shit off my screen! Alright people, what's up today? That vegan teacher has officially crossed the line.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Now, I'm pretty sure every single one of you guys have already seen a That Vegan teacher video sometime in the past three years. Whether it be from August the Duck, whether you've seen it from Pancho, or whether you've seen it from That Vegan Teacher herself, this lady has pretty much been confirmed as this absolute fossil of a human being with not. no more functioning brain cells that says the craziest shit ever. Does this girl seem to you like she might be naturally, intelligent, gorgeous, generous, exemplary, and radiant? Yeah, this is one example of...
Starting point is 00:09:37 What the fuck? It's pretty safe to say that that vegan teacher has had the craziest catalog of controversies over the past few years. And audience somehow, in 2024, this lady has yet to be canceled off of, you know, every single platform. And she is uploading to this day with over 2,000 videos on her YouTube channel. But audience, there is one video that I've seen that, uh, I just can't resist. You gotta see this. Men with boobs, assisted suicide, demonic Gordon Ramsey, stupid comments, and great news. Is it just me?
Starting point is 00:10:09 Or how do you say all of this crazy shit? And then you say great news at the end of your title. I'm just sitting here at this point. I'm like, bro, what the fuck? Hello students. Welcome to class. I'm Miss Katie, That Vegan Teacher. By the way, audience, if you notice her video is lagging, it's not because of you, it's not because of your shitty internet, it's because of her.
Starting point is 00:10:28 She is so fucking booty-ass at setting up her YouTube videos that they literally lag while she's recording. I just wanted to confirm that because it's not your shitty internet. It's her literally recording on a fucking toaster. Today we're going to be looking at different stories. One of them is kind of sad. It's about assisted suicide. But after that, I want your opinion. Oh, that was so sad.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Yeah, no, seriously, that is a pretty fucked up topic, but I really do wonder how that vegan teacher is going to circulate this back into veganism. I don't know, maybe she's referring to Gordon Ramsey somehow participating in the killing, quote, unquote, of this lady with cancer. Because you know how Gordon Ramsey promotes me, and this lady likes Gordon Ramsey, and so she probably eats meat, and that's probably how Gordon Ramsey, quote, quote, killed her. I don't know, this lady will literally put anything in her YouTube title to get views at this point. I wouldn't put it past her if she said that Gordon Ramsey killed this lady with stage 4 cancer. But after that, I want your opinions.
Starting point is 00:11:27 So let me know in the comments below what you think about this story. But first... Hooray! Hooray! It's time for day! Yeah, guys, we're gonna talk about assisted suicide, but first we gotta look at some vegan humor. Fuck off! Alright, this first one was sent in by Melissa from Canada, who is a new vegan. and it says, wow, I think you went too far with the plastic surgery.
Starting point is 00:11:53 This has genuinely got to be the most unfunny shit I've seen all day. I think I would rather spread my cheeks for a bullet train going 400 miles per hour than look at another fucking vegan meme. And it's a little snail looking at some scotch tape. So I thought it was cute. Yeah, no, the only people that thought that shit was funny was you and your five friends in your stupid fucking Facebook group. Personally, Katie, I think you went a little too far with a veganistic lifestyle. You know, I've been noticing you've been a crotchety bitch over the last three years. You know, your bones are more hollow than a fucking piece of bamboo.
Starting point is 00:12:26 I mean, shit. Whenever you're dead and gone, I might use your bamboo bones to build the next fucking gaming desk I have. I already got the blueprint to be building my bamboo desk out of yo ass. This next one was sent to me by somebody in the UK named Bobby, who says that the lady on the right reminds him of his grandmother, although she's not a hundred forty-eight. Katie, Katie, Listen to me, listen to me. The head does not say 148. I don't know if you're going fucking blind.
Starting point is 00:12:51 I don't know if the kale like is taking away your eyesight. I think this wrinkly cotton swab was confused with the year that she was born in. She's only 70. But he says that he thought this was funny and he thought that I would appreciate it, which I do. Now, I don't think there's any evidence, at least not that I'm aware of,
Starting point is 00:13:06 that vegans end up looking younger than anyone else. I think it's probably the same. Yeah, no. Katie, there definitely isn't. There is in fact so much no evidence that vegans are actually looking older than people that are not vegan. Now, Katie, you might be thinking where I got this statistic from or anything like that. You just got to go to trust me bro.com.
Starting point is 00:13:26 I don't know what's more accurate than my bro science, all right? Audience, leave a like in the video if you think vegans age worse than normal humans. However, I like the image on the right because it does reflect our attitude of protecting the animals at all costs and not caring what anybody thinks. Well, you clearly fucking care after making 2,000 videos responding to people. That is the most hypocritical shit I've ever seen. You're probably the most sensitive old women on this website. And also, vegans are likely to live longer because they are not consuming products that contain high cholesterol, such as eggs or meat or dairy.
Starting point is 00:14:00 And speaking about health, this one was going around on April Fool's Day. It says at the top, meat gives you protein. And then April Fool's, it gives you cancer. Listen, Katie, if it means I get to eat steak, eggs, and d'clock, and all this stuff and I would die sooner than you and I would no longer have to hear your voice ever again Listen Katie I will become vegan if you just delete your fucking channel tomorrow. I promise But hey that probably makes you an animal abuser if you don't delete your YouTube channel after I just said that so your choice High blood pressure type 2 diabetes heart disease kidney disease and obesity
Starting point is 00:14:32 You give me high blood pressure you fucking used bandaid if you guys have any funny memes you want to send me you can do so at my Instagram address I'm gonna skip to the part where she actually talks about men with boobies because I want to know what this is about The great thing about the world is there are so many different types of people Here we have men who like to dress up as women, they like to wear wigs
Starting point is 00:14:57 and lots of makeup. This lady literally just offended every single transgender in the whole world. I know that I'm like blurring out the screen right now but I genuinely do not know if I could show you guys this on YouTube. For some reason that vegan teacher's video on YouTube is available to everybody and it's
Starting point is 00:15:13 not age restricted, so I don't know how the fuck that is. But I guarantee you my 4 million sub-ass, if I were to put this on my YouTube channel, I would be cooked. My channel would be deleted immediately. Because let's be real, I know you guys can see what's actually going on on screen, right? It's a pretty sick shit. Not really something that relates to veganism or anything like that. I really don't even know what she's talking about.
Starting point is 00:15:34 But to a lot of that vegan teacher's audience, which is pretty much little kids that just want to make fun of her, I really don't know if this should be the content that you're promoting to little kids, just saying. And we're here on TikTok, where you can see lots of people like to wear bathing suits and they like to put tattoos on themselves.
Starting point is 00:15:51 These men also like to lift up their skirts and film themselves a lot. Oh, there goes again. These men had breast implants put into their bodies, but the most important thing about them is that they're eating fruits and vegetables. At this point, I don't know why Katie is saying all this. I don't know if she's trying to like convert me
Starting point is 00:16:08 into veganism by showing me these videos. But personally, as a tall straight white male watching these videos i'm being fucking repulsed right now i don't swing that way you know i've been a prime follower of jesus you know and seeing these videos of these men doing these things it's kind of like what the fuck if anything katy you showing me these videos is honestly just turning me more and more away from the vegan lifestyle now does me saying this make me homophobic or transphobic in any sense of the word i don't know i don't know i just don't swing that way all right i'm watching this and my wiener is getting so fucking small
Starting point is 00:16:43 that it's actually going back into my body. So if this whole segment of the video is about me becoming vegan, then you're doing a horrible job, Katie. Pink soy milk, oat milk, rice milk, almond milk, don't steal. Wow Katie, that song was so good. Please get signed into OVO immediately. You could join all those other fuckers that are showing sexual shit the children. Let's talk about disgusting narcissistic capitalists. This is Gordon Ramsey.
Starting point is 00:17:20 Oh, no, uh, he think I think it's just, fuck it's just, uh. Katie, Katie, what's, Katie, what's wrong? Are you dying? I think Miss Katie had one too many Newports, ladies and gentlemen. What the fuck is going on? Oh my God, Gornie Ramsey. Ah, what the fuck? Katie, calm the fuck down.
Starting point is 00:17:37 Eat a burger like, damn. It's Gordon Ramsey. He's known to be an animal abuser. He pays people to murder animals. Katie, what the fuck? Again, audience, I have to blur this part of the video. I don't know how her video on YouTube is not age-restricted. But because I'm reacting to this video, I got to blur this video as much as possible.
Starting point is 00:17:57 But basically, she's just showing a fucking decaying carcass. Oh, I think that's a baby cow. I don't know what the fuck it is. It's so dismembered and mutilated that I can't even identify what animal it is anymore. It looks like a failed month-old embryo, if I could describe that to you. This shit is making me kind of sick. Moats this on his channel. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:18:18 This includes me. What the fuck? What the fuck? B-Bah! Katie, holy shit, you've been taking testosterone? You're about to join these motherfuckers right here. Here he is proud to show a victim of cancer on his channel. Here he is dancing with her.
Starting point is 00:18:32 This woman is dying of cancer. Wait a minute. I gotta read this. Why the fuck is Maddie promoting an animal abuser? She has states more terminal cancer, large intestines, small and cancer to... Holy shit. And even whenever she's editing her videos, she's still screaming at the top of her lungs. She actually had to hit the Caps lock button to type all of that to make sure that we read.
Starting point is 00:18:52 it in all caps. Katie, I could promise you, it's not that serious. You could chill out and nibble on your kale. This woman is dying of cancer. Cancer is caused by eating meat, but she went to see him, not to give him shit for promoting the eating of meat, but because she thinks he's cute. How fucked up is that? Oh, shut the fuck up. Bro, I've about had it with this lady. She is literally saying that this lady was stage four cancer is promoting animal abuse by co-signing with Gordon Ramsey. The internet in 2024 is wild, ladies and gentlemen. I can't fucking believe this. Anyways, leave a like on the video so that vegan teacher will see this video eventually and respond. Thank you. Subscribe. If this video magically gets 500 likes, I will show my face in my next
Starting point is 00:19:44 video, all right? What are you guys doing? Click the like button. All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. I found something today, boys, all right? I was scrolling around on YouTube.com like we always do. And I found some degeneracy that I had to bring up on the YouTube channel today. Pokemon Wedding. Yep, that's the title. Pokemon Wedding. The new Pokemon game's gonna be coming out
Starting point is 00:20:04 within like less than two weeks. So I think it only be good to get into the spirit and react to some Pokemon content. And also because I've been checking out a lot of Roblox lately, a lot of Roblox. So yeah, today we're gonna be checking out
Starting point is 00:20:16 some Pokemon content because we need to break the cycle of Roblox cringe. Anyways, before we get into today's video, please subscribe to the channel. If you end up and join this video, it's free and you can always unsubscribe later. But yeah, with that being said,
Starting point is 00:20:27 let's go ahead and check out. about Pokemon wedding. Okay, so we're greeted with probably the worst intro to a wedding that I've ever seen. Not to sound technical here, but bro, the text isn't even centered in the video. Then again, I probably should be nagging at this wedding because this is probably a perfectly imperfect wedding to say the least. I don't know, audience, maybe this wedding might actually be fire. This Pokemon wedding might actually be pretty gangster, more gangster than I thought.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Oh, look at each other. We've got a battle now. Alright, so let's go ahead and drink in the landscape here. Here is the wedding, and I'm assuming that these two people right here are getting married, the woman in the pink dress, and this guy in the white suit. So now that we established our main characters, let's go ahead and check out the people in the background. We got a guy on a horse head. I don't understand.
Starting point is 00:21:18 I can tell you right now, audience, by just looking at the first two seconds of this wedding right here, it's going to be a colossal train wreck in the following minutes. All right, then. Courtney I choose you Oh boy ladies and gentlemen They're about to do a Pokemon battle Right inside of the wedding
Starting point is 00:21:34 Courtney I choose you Like bro if you've ever told me before I watched this video That somebody unironically did a Pokemon wedding I would refuse to believe you I genuinely do not want to believe that somewhere in society That somebody genuinely thought That having a Pokemon wedding would be a great idea A miraculous idea
Starting point is 00:21:52 But now that I'm actually sitting here right now And watching this wedding unfold before my eyes I'm actually like, you know, contemplating, you know, ending myself. I do not want to have my own wedding with my own girlfriend in the same vicinity as another person that had a wedding that was themed after Pokemon. That just sounds so disappointing. Okay, so I have absolutely no idea what these guys are doing. Like, can somebody please tell me what kind of Pokemon these guys are? Is this supposed to be like Mr. Mine versus Rosalia or something?
Starting point is 00:22:31 And what kind of fighting scene is this supposed to be? This has got to be the most underwhelming fight that I've ever seen. They're legit, just slapping their hands at each other. It's so pathetic. This is what entertainment is supposed to be at a wedding, ladies and gentlemen. This is what we're provided. You know, whenever I hear a Pokemon battle, I expect people to be like mega evolving and gigantic maxing into these big old Pokemon
Starting point is 00:22:51 and just slamming each other against the floor, you know, blood all over the place. This is exactly what I did not want to be provided. I did not want to see somebody doing playground insult and be like, Courtney, I choose you, and they start slapping. in each other. That's so underwhelming. Where is the blood? Where is the gore? I want to see somebody getting falcon punched to death. I do not want to be looking at this. This is just, this is so stupid. Hey, what's trying to go? Sit there. Is that supposed to be squirtle? This is got to be the worst squirtle cosplay I've ever seen boys. Look, audience, I bet whenever you think of squirtle,
Starting point is 00:23:33 this is probably the last thing you're thinking of when you hear the word squirtle. This is just like, like on so many levels. You know, as a person that's played Pokemon since I was like around four years old, okay, this is highly insulting to me. Also, on a side note, right, is Squirrel supposed to be doing water gun in this scene right here? Because I see a little blue thing being fluttering out of the girl's body. Is that supposed to be water gun? This video, man, I swear, this has got to be one of the best videos on YouTube.com that I've ever seen. Bro, you cannot be serious. This guy is actually asking the husband, are you a boy or a girl? Luckily, this video was recorded back in 2016, because if they asked the same question in 2021, oh, this guy's going to get canceled hard.
Starting point is 00:24:19 Well, actually, I'm not a boy or a girl. No offense to my trans viewers, by the way. You are valid, and I appreciate you guys watching the content, just saying. Ah, ha, ha, ha, he said, girl, guys, did you get the joke? Did you get the funny joke that he said? That was funny. You promised to be the shoulder to hurt slowbro. Bro, did I just to be the Nito Queen to his Nito King?
Starting point is 00:24:52 Bro, did I just hear this correctly? Do you promise to be the Nito Queen to his Nito King? At this point, bro, does this even qualify as like an actual wedding? If this is supposed to be like the vows that you're supposed to be saying at your wedding, that this wedding means absolutely nothing. You know, talking in a genuine sense here, right? You know, you're supposed to be giving your genuine vows to people for life. Because personally, dude, if this were my wedding and then I watched my wedding with my wife,
Starting point is 00:25:16 50 years from now and then I realize that it's all about Pokemon, I'm not going to be able to sit down with my spouse, with my kids, and rewatch my own wedding. Like, that's never going to work. It would be just so unbelievably, like, embarrassing. It would be so unbelievably gringy. I would refuse to watch it with anybody. I would refuse to rewatch the video of myself getting married. Like, this is unbelievably terrible. But unfortunately, now that the whole world has basically seen this wedding, I don't think this guy is going to be forgetting about his wedding for a long time. You go promise to tag in when your opponent is in the ring. Except that's. I does. You promise to support each other, victory and defeat. Mostly victories.
Starting point is 00:26:00 Do you have anything you'd like to say to each other? Oh, I definitely have something to say. Yeah, so this is like insanely copyrighted, but essentially this lady goes on like a two-minute tangent just doing a full-on music video performance right in front of her husband. Honestly, I wish we can watch the entire two minutes. with audio because, well, you know, I want to make money, of course.
Starting point is 00:26:35 But bro, you got to appreciate how bad this wedding actually is, because they did all this for us, okay? They did all this to put it on the internet, thinking that everybody was going to think, oh, this is so wholesome, this is so beautiful and nice. But no, this completely backfired in their faces. They actually did all this just to get backfired right in the face, and it's amazing.
Starting point is 00:26:56 It's a striking lingo and also, and it poses. To unite all people within our nation To extend our reach to the stars above Team rocket take off in the speed of lights Surrender now Overpandify Oh, bro, this is so unbelievably bad For anybody that hasn't seen the Pokemon anime
Starting point is 00:27:24 You would not understand how unbelievably cringe this actually is I'm gonna go ahead and show you guys an example of what they actually did and uh, it, just, just prepare yourself. It's bad. Night all peoples within our nation. To denounce the evils of truth and love. To extend our reach to the stars above. Jesse!
Starting point is 00:27:42 James. So yeah, uh, ladies and gentlemen, I'm actually at a loss for words at this point. I really have no idea what to say to this, how to say anything about this. So I think I'm going to go ahead and just end off the video here. So I hope you guys end up enjoying this Pokemon wedding. If you want to see more, please slap a fat like on today's video. But yeah, with that being said, I'm going back to where the dark. Dark ones came, later.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Gadagonee. So, well, ladies and gentlemen, is this what you guys find funny? Did the generations before us really extract all the humor that possibly existed in this universe? So now we're resorting to chicken nuggets being like, Gag-a-da-g-g-dag-a-g-g-g-g-a-oh? Really, motherfucker-a. Audience, today I introduce you to Max Design Pro. If any of you are invested in finding the pioneer of the brain rot genre, then look no more.
Starting point is 00:28:39 10.6 million subscribers on YouTube and 100% of the content is complete slop. Let's begin. Bro, what the fuck happened to kids' animation channels being educational? I could have swore audience the cartoons that I used to watch whenever I was a kid. It taught you how to be a responsible and respectful kid. And now that I'm looking at videos like this, it's just teaching kids to be a little bitch. Like, what was the point of this video? He got kicked off the video game by his older brother.
Starting point is 00:29:23 And then he goes outside and he's crying like a little baby bitch and then he gets bit by a dog. And then he's crying even more like a little baby bitch. And then he has to get coddled by mommy. Are you fucking serious? Be a man, dude. Put a fucking Band-Aid on and get up. This is a terrible message to kids. Kind of a little.
Starting point is 00:29:46 a weird choice of sound effects to put on a kid's YouTube channel, but okay. Like seriously, audience, imagine if you were a parent and then you heard your five-year-old kid on the iPad, and you hear the sound effects if, oh! You're going to take away the iPad for a month. You're going to give them a Quran or a Bible or something. This video was Haram. Stop moaning in the fucking microphone. Go outside and stop listening to Beaver's moan, you fucking weird ass.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Go! Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. Okay. Honey it's this is how you know that your brain rot. When you're so invested in the rapid hole of meme culture, to have a dedicated classroom on YouTube shorts on how to pronounce a fucking meme. Your generation guys, Gen Alpha is participating in meme classrooms than actual class. I hate to sound like a fucking nerd because I'm like, well actually, you have to go into all your classes and get straight A's.
Starting point is 00:30:55 But to substitute your real academics for this bullshit, are you fucking me? I'm so glad that this is not my generation being affected by this bullshit. I would have already put a 40-call in my fucking head. Why the fuck are you guys staring at me like that? Brody's looking at me like EDP looking at a two-year-old. Also, completely off topic from touching two-year-olds, Can we acknowledge the 1000 IQ move that this beaver just did?
Starting point is 00:31:30 I'll be sure to remember next time Max Design Pro when I see a bunch of spiders getting eaten by a bird to grab one of the deadly spiders that are big as the palm of my fucking hand and move it to the side because spiders surely need to live. What a great message you're promoting to kids. Let's have them touch ants the size of their fucking skull. Okay, let's go. Seriously don't know which one to pick they were both dog shit never sing again in your fucking life Whoa what the fuck are you looking at I've never seen a man look so perverted looking at an ice cube like that
Starting point is 00:32:29 The fuck you gonna do bro like it's just an ice cube I mean look at that mother fucker it doesn't look very arousing I don't know why the fuck you're looking at him like that Ha ha get f f*** Hey godagadee godoo godda gada gada gada gada gada oh help me Yeah, guys, don't you love whenever your grandparents are fucking dying on the side of the desert?
Starting point is 00:33:01 And with the power of liking the video in Gaggagg-a-g-g-gag-g-g-g-do-oh, you can bring your dead relatives back to life. Bro, I can imagine some little Timmy leaving a like on the video hoping his dead parents are going to come back to life. Oh my lord, what an unfortunate piece of shit that they must be. Yeah, nah, sorry, buddy. Your dead parents are coming back to life. Them motherfuckers are staying as fertilizer. Kino, after all these videos that I'm seeing, I'm starting to understand how they got 10.6 million subscribers. Because I'm sure if I did this exact thing on my YouTube channel, I think I would see 10 million subscribers too.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Because just like the ants in this video, these kids that subscribe to Max Design Pro, they love being told what to do. If something on the screen tells them to leave a like in the video, they're going to leave a fucking like. It's like none of these motherfuckas that actually subscribe to Max Design Pro, they genuinely are incapable of thinking for themselves. As long as you put some sad fucking music on screen and you jerk their emotions around, they're going to do whatever the fuck you tell them to do. And you know what? I don't fucking blame them because kids bring in the cash. Lone, lone, nonne, nane, nana, nana, nana. Poon. Don.
Starting point is 00:34:46 Gone. Gone. Goan. Loon. Lund. Nan. Holy shit. Did this YouTube channel finally make something educational?
Starting point is 00:34:56 We're not talking about Roblox chicken nuggets or moaning in the shower or looking at an ice cube in a perverted way. We're actually educating children now. You know, maybe this YouTube channel might be on an uprising right at the end. End of this video, ladies and gentlemen. Let's stick around to see if they actually do. Godagadee, godagadau. Help me. I swear, anytime I ever compliment a channel that I react to,
Starting point is 00:35:26 the very next video that follows after the previous video I reacted to is Kim, Play Dog shit. I swear none of these fucking channels that I react to can get a single compliment from me. That is fucking sad. Not one redeemable factor in your fucking channel. As I said, at the beginning of this video audience, is this really the humor that we've resorted to? Roblox Chicken Nuggets escaping the other Roblox Chicken Nugget police officer. Are you fucking me? We are so doomed as a society.
Starting point is 00:36:12 It's only down from here. Anyways, audience, if you want some content that'll give you a fucking six-pack from laughing so hard, I just wanted to let you know that I exist. Let's get to 5 million sobs. Okay, I know that we're past the idea of Halloween, but bro, like seriously, who needs their face painted white for Halloween, bro? I think we understand your innuendo, and it ain't funny. Bro, the only reason you need to paint your face white is because, boy, you're looking like a clown over here, all right? You're the entire circus.
Starting point is 00:36:42 All right, people, what's up? I know I haven't uploaded in about four days, all right? School just started back up, and that's pretty cringe. However, for the rest of the year, we're going to be doing daily content, so this is going to be incredible. So yeah, today audience, I'm bringing you some more Roblox cringe. Anyways, I'm not here to waste your time, you know what I'm saying? Let's go ahead and dive into the video. Oh, great women!
Starting point is 00:37:06 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that everybody that is watching this video can definitely relate with me here. Whenever we were all little kids and we all were playing our favorite video game like what? Minecraft Pocket Edition, that was for the cool kids back in the day, if you don't know. Whenever I was a little kid and I was playing Minecraft Pocket Edition, and whenever I heard my parents come to the front door of my bed, Boy, you can bet your button that I was throwing that iPhone, that iPod under my bed. And I was diving right under the sheets, bro. There was going to be no way that I was ever going to get caught in 4K.
Starting point is 00:37:34 To anybody that actually got caught by their parents playing a video game really late at night, bro, I salute you because I bet that you got the fattest spanking when you were a kid. You know what, bro? You know, audience, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You actually had to see that. You know, it's my responsibility as a YouTuber to provide you guys some Roblox cringe. But you know what, there's just some videos like this to come on screen where I'm just absolutely baffled.
Starting point is 00:38:01 It's like you guys want me to react to these types of videos, but bro, whenever this is on the screen, what do you expect me to say? Oh, wow, well, what a degenerate. I think everybody knows this already. Why would you ever want to taste yourself? Like, what an absolute fool. Audience, this would have genuinely have been a good TikTok if these guys were not e-daters. You know, the editing was pretty on point. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:38:30 They got a pretty trash. song I'll give him that you know making a romantic TikTok is one thing right but the second that I start seeing Roblox characters start smooching and start making out with each other bro all right you lost me completely if you're gonna say here and tell me that Roblox E dating is love bro then you need to seriously reconsider your entire moral compass Will you kill me for 100,000 Robux Honestly I feel like this decision for everybody watching the video goes without saying First off no we're not gonna kill you for a hundred thousand Robux or
Starting point is 00:39:04 Right, 100,000 Robux, that's a lot of money, right? But guess what? A hundred thousand Robux is still not going to save me from a life sentence in prison. Yeah, bro, I don't know about you, but I'm definitely going to not throw away my life for literally 500 US dollars worth of Robux. All right. That's crazy. Time and time again, I see these TikToks keep on reappearing on my YouTube recommended page, my TikTok all over the place. We know you only use us for Robux.
Starting point is 00:39:35 Rate us, baby girl. Like, like, bro, just chill out, please. You just entered fifth grade. I feel like the idea of dating and especially e-dating should be the furthest thing from your mind. Why should these kids be worrying about a relationship when they should be keeping their noses in the textbooks? I don't get it, audience.
Starting point is 00:39:51 Maybe you guys might understand because I'm pretty sure the majority of my audience is probably younger than me. Can somebody, and I mean absolutely anybody, can you guys explain to me why, why a relationship when you're 10 years old is so important. Like you guys don't think you're going to be together forever, you know what I'm saying, right? If you think this relationship you have whenever you were in fifth grade is going to work out for the rest of your lives, then dude, you are horribly mistaken. I guess what I'm trying to say here is that making TikToks like these and you're thinking that you're going to pull some women with these. Just stop, dude, delete the TikTok page. Just go ahead and pay attention in school. That's the best advice I can give you. Do not worry about a relationship. Trust me. Don't worry about it. 2 plus 3 equals 4. You plus me comes forever.
Starting point is 00:40:38 I said it once, bro, and I'll say it twice. There is going to be no way that e-dating is going to be justified. I'm sorry, e-dating is just not the answer. I mean, if we're going to talk about long distance or something, if your boyfriend is out in the military fighting in Iraq or something. And if you can't go out there and just go see him in Iraq, okay, I think it's a pretty good idea that you guys can talk to each other on the phone. Long-distance relationship, that's perfectly fine,
Starting point is 00:41:02 But e-dating, bro, all right, that's not the answer to success. Hey, man, if anybody out of the audience is currently e-dating and you prove me wrong and you guys send me a picture of your wedding photos, then go right on ahead, bro. Go ahead and prove me wrong. I love being proven wrong. But all I'm saying is that 99% of the time, e-dating relationships is never going to work out. This, we want this. We love this.
Starting point is 00:41:24 We need this. Really? Really, bro. You want a Roblox slender? I mean, I can go ahead and give you a Roblox slender any time. baby girl all right i i got the actual money in my pockets but hey guess what you may want a robox slender but guess what you don't deserve a roblok slender i got the money in my pockets to buy a roblok slender you don't and he might be wondering why do i have enough money to buy a robox slender and that's because i save my money and i'm an actual genuinely good financial expert ladies and gentlemen
Starting point is 00:41:54 i'm going to give you some clean some mint quality financial advice right here right now if you have any sort of video game if you're spending money in that video game cut it off right spending money inside of a free video game especially is so unbelievably dumb like what do you actually expect whenever you spend money inside of a video game like what do you expect a better a performance enhancements do you think you're going to be cool inside of this video game well i'm gonna tell you right now both of the answers are no you're stupid i mean hey if you think the roblok slenders are sexy or something like that then go ahead and think their robox slenders are sexy all i'm going to tell you is that i got money in my pockets and they don't that at the end of
Starting point is 00:42:30 the day that's their reality but this Yeah, we don't need this. Bro, what is this girl even talking about? Listen, audience, I've been rocking everything that's default on side of my Roblox character, and I guarantee you that absolutely 100% of you guys don't care. Audience, are you genuinely going to choose this over this, bro? Like, dude, the answer is so clear.
Starting point is 00:42:50 In my opinion, I think the default character automatically just looks better than anything else, bro. Like, dude, the default is so goaded. Daddy bought headless for me. How old is this daddy exactly? You know, I'm all for getting the bag, right? You know, I'm off for somebody else paying for something that you want, bro. All right, if you get to save your money, then save your money.
Starting point is 00:43:16 But whenever you're trying to go down the avenue of getting a sugar daddy, when you may not even know the age of your sugar daddy, I think that's whenever you're going off into the deep end, bro. All right, I think you need to get some parental controls on your phone immediately. Buy some curtains for your bedroom so that EDP 445 doesn't come, crawling through. Just make sure you take some safety precautions before you get a sugar daddy. That's all I'm saying, buddy. 10 robucks, okay? And I give you the time of your life. Now this is what we call flirting ladies and gentlemen, all right? If you want to know how to get some women inside of
Starting point is 00:43:50 Roblox, you got to listen to this guy right here. And I'm just let you guys know right now, all right? I'm sitting down inside of my desk right now. I'm writing these notes. I'm jotting them down so quickly, so fast. Because, uh, of course I want to know how to get the ladies. Of course I want to get women. Listen, listen, listen. In that audience is how you get rejected. And rightfully so.
Starting point is 00:44:12 Inside of Roblox, if you're trying to flirt with a girl, you have every single right to go ahead and get rejected, even by the girls inside of Roblox. Like, that's embarrassing. Yeah, I bet so, man. I bet so token mad over my voice. You're just sensitive. Oh, I just hit puberty early.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Shut up, man. You know, I've made multiple videos about Roblox cringe in the past, and you know what, I understand how this whole trend goes about. It's just the same recycled trash over and over again. I don't know, man, Roblox TikTok is getting pretty dumb. I'm not going to lie. Like, there is so much cringe, but yet they're all the same thing over and over again. I mean, hey, man, if we're going to travel across the entire country of Roblox cringe, all right, I may as well do it. We've already made it this far.
Starting point is 00:45:01 So why not go ahead and finish the job? I need to stabilize him now. Hold on, Dad. You can make it. Who the fuck made this shit? I love... Dad! Dad! No, no, no, please!
Starting point is 00:45:21 Holy shit, dude. Back away from the microphone. No! No, no, no, please! Ammofka, shut up! All right, people, what's up? This Roblox YouTuber died recording. Well, well, kind of.
Starting point is 00:45:32 His dad's dying wish. A Roblox movie by Shane plays. If I remember my previous videos I made about this guy, Oh, this video's gonna be fucking amazing. Out of the way! We're losing him. We need to stabilize him now. Hold on, Dad.
Starting point is 00:45:47 You can make it. I know this already played in the intro, but dude, what the fuck is this voice acting? No, Dad. No, you can make it. Listen, buddy, I know your dad is fucking dying in front of you. But damn, dude,
Starting point is 00:45:59 you might want to check your fucking throat cancer before you worry about your dad. I'm here, Dad. I'm right here. No offense, but like, what the fuck are you gonna do to save him? If this man is on the brink of death, it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:46:10 How many family members are at your side? It doesn't change the fact that you're about to die in literally 15 minutes. This dude is really telling his dad, oh, don't worry. I'm gonna be right here, Dad. Don't you worry. Bro, if shit hit the fan, you ain't gonna do nothing. I don't make it. I have one wish.
Starting point is 00:46:26 What, what are you talking about? It's not your time to go. Do this for me, son. I want our family to be together. The brother and sister will need you now more than ever. We need help here. This isn't looking good. Nurse.
Starting point is 00:46:39 Just stay with me, Dad. Okay, just please, everything's gonna be okay. I love... Dad! Dad! No, no, no, please! Holy shit, this dude is so close to the microphone, I can smell his dinner from yesterday. And that's not even mentioning how sh-ky the microphone itself is.
Starting point is 00:46:56 This dude's microphone is probably some sh-ky AKG the same microphone Tommy In it has. F-ha-h! Shane, your channel has 2 million subscribers. Get a better microphone. Oh, no, we lost him. I'm sorry, but you have to leave. We need the room. Oh, I can't...
Starting point is 00:47:10 You can't just leave him. Leave now. Holy shit. Bro, somebody called the UFC. This doctor is fucking insane. If you don't listen to this doctor's orders, oh, he's gonna beat your fucking ass. I mean, to be fair, this little shit kind of deserved it.
Starting point is 00:47:24 If your dad just fucking passed away and your doctor is saying, hey, we need the room. We need to revive his ass. There shouldn't be any objecting to that whatsoever. Leave the fucking room. Like, seriously, get your main character bitch ass out of the room. They got shit to do. No.
Starting point is 00:47:37 Dad. I promise, dad. I promise. Wait a second, so what are you promising? At this point, this dude is just talking to the demons in his head. Dad, I promise. I promise. Like, dude, get off of your fucking Joker arc.
Starting point is 00:47:50 Maybe they brought him back. Maybe he made it. Doctors, they save people all the time, right? Yeah, he's definitely on his Joker arc. Bro's pacing back and forth with this fucking hands crossed behind his back. Bro, I swear this man's about to shoot up the fucking hospital. Oh, come on, come on. Ben, I have some bad news.
Starting point is 00:48:09 No. Oh, please. You have to save him. You have to just do something. I'm sorry, Ben. Despite our efforts, we couldn't bring him back. He's gone. You had one job to do. Okay, little shit. Let me go ahead and tell you something. You had one order to go leave the room after he told you. Maybe if you would have left the room five seconds prior, they could have saved his ass. Don't you give me that shit? Oh, you had one fucking job.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Bro, you cannot be serious. Is this guy fucking me? And you couldn't save him? What kind of doctor are you? A great one, but that's it. I'm a doctor, not a magician. Sometimes no matter how hard we try, situations are out of our control. So what am I supposed to do now? Just move on with my life?
Starting point is 00:48:55 Yes, move on. Your dad is fucking dead, you piece of shit. He was my dad. How could you tell me just to deal with that? I don't know, Ben. You're an adult. Figure it out. Like I said, your dad is dead.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Deal with it. Holy fuck. I was making a joke earlier, But dude, this doctor is being serious. Yeah, we couldn't revive your dad. Fuck you, deal with it. He's dead, bitch. Bro, I swear Dr. Colonel Sanders is the most savage doctor I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:49:19 I need everybody to comment the word savage. Wow, I have to be strong. I have to take care of everything now. Bro,'s acting like he has the responsibility of fucking Jeff Bezos now. Oh, God, society weighs on my chest. What the fuck am I going to do? Bro, it's literally just paying a few fucking bills. I've never planned a few.
Starting point is 00:49:39 funeral before how do people do this well you see planning a funeral is not exactly something you're supposed to be good at like if I was planning a funeral I'm not gonna be like oh my my uncle Rick is really good at planning a fucking funeral for all my family members passing away I have got to call Uncle Rick this muff because he doesn't know how to cremate his dad that's crazy okay I have to figure out what to bury dad in I think he looked best in his blue suit and maybe the gold tie I got him for Christmas bro why the fuck did you buy your dad a tie for Christmas. If I'm thinking about getting my dad something for Christmas,
Starting point is 00:50:13 the last thing on my mind is a yellow fucking tie. You could have bought him a shirt, a hoodie, maybe some sort of gag gift, but no, you need a $50 fucking ribbon. What was that? Where is it? Brad, what the heck are you doing here? Wait, are you trying to steal from dad? I just want some things, that's all. It's not like he needs this stuff anymore. Finally somebody with some common sense. Wow, that's low, Brad. Brad, even for you. Hey, bro, daddy's gone. Why the fuck does he need his belongings now?
Starting point is 00:50:43 First thing I would do is take that yellow tie and put it in the trash can. Shut up, Ben. You're always so perfect. You know what? It's your fault. He's dead. Whoa, okay, motherfucker. That's a little too far.
Starting point is 00:50:53 What did you say? No, it isn't. I did everything I could to save him. You should have done more. You should have saved him. Brad, that is not fair. You just don't get it, do you? You're a dad's favorite.
Starting point is 00:51:05 Always so perfect. Yeah, this guy definitely lost me after he said, yeah, you're the reason dad fucking died. Listen, when you said you wanted to take daddy's belongings, I was on board. His yellow tie, the fucking TV remote, he always sits his fat ass on. Sure,
Starting point is 00:51:20 fucking take it. But putting the old man's death on his son, that's a little crazy. It was Dad's dying wish that we stick together as a family. You, me, and Bella. Yeah, good luck with that. I want nothing to do with you, Mr. Perfect. And Bella wants nothing to do
Starting point is 00:51:36 with either of us. So it looks like you're going to Fail dad one last time. Shut up, Brad. Make me! Ah! Found the Rolex. You're not burying dad with it. Oh, the shit for a Rolex?
Starting point is 00:51:49 I mean, hey, listen, ladies and gentlemen, a Rolex is a lot of money. Especially when you invest that shit and you try to sell it three years later, ooh, the money's gonna be insane. But breaking your brother's fucking ribs for a watch, uh, that's a little nuts. Send this man to a mental hospital immediately. It's mine now. Dad, you really had a... A tough final wish, didn't you?
Starting point is 00:52:10 I mean, to be fair, it was his dying wish after all. This man thinks he can unify the family after there's a fresh corpse in the hospital with their last name on it. Yeah, dude, good luck with that. It's going to be a while. Okay. Here goes nothing. Hi, Bella. Ew, gross.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Did anyone see you out there? Bro, the stereotypes in this video are so insane. Peek out the brat little brother in the baddie rich older sis. Now I know what the dad meant by his last dying wish. Holy fuck, this is difficult. But no, hello to you too. I came by to let you know that dad, he passed away, Bella. Oh man, really? Wow, that's sad.
Starting point is 00:52:55 Holy fuck. I mean, even though she's being insensitive as fuck to the whole situation. I gotta say she's not affected by anything negative in her life. I can't say I'm pissed off at her, but damn, she's got nerves of steel. Yeah, I was with him until the end. I've got things to do now, so you can go. You don't even care. Do you?
Starting point is 00:53:14 Of course I do. But if any paparazzi catches me with some random poor loser, they might think I'm not famous anymore. Gosh, bitch, fucking tuck that talk. You can't be hanging out with no family loser that's wearing Levi jeans. You guys think I'm joking at this point in the video, but I'm not. This girl's got things to do. She's on that grind and she ain't worried about shit.
Starting point is 00:53:34 Low-key she has the same mentality as me. Get over yourself, Bella. You're my sister. I have 30 million subscribers on YouTube. Damn. Well, that's one. way to make me look like shit. What do you have?
Starting point is 00:53:45 I don't know. Compassion, maybe? Whatever. You're so judgmental. Okay, you literally just called him a poor loser. Which, I mean, you are right. He is a poor fucking loser, but we can't say that. No, I'm not. You just got famous and started thinking that you're better than everyone else. And you even stop talking to your own family. Well, I mean, anybody could be a fucking loser. Listen, I could honestly relate to the sassy, baddie that's talking right now.
Starting point is 00:54:10 When you're at a different stage in life, there's just some people. fucking average people that try giving you all this fucking average advice and shit, it doesn't apply to you. Your life is simply different than other people's lives and their average advice ain't gonna help you. So yeah, in some cases when you're in this type of position, sometimes you have to associate yourself with other like-minded people in your position.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Now obviously, being insensitive and not caring about your dad, okay, that's fucked up. But to an extent, this girl is kind of right. Well, I'm definitely not talking to Brad. He just tries to get me to give him money. So trage, honestly. Bella doesn't have time for a poor family. Can you stay out of this conversation?
Starting point is 00:54:47 Super tragic and pathetic. Okay, I don't know who the fuck this is, but he's annoying. Oh, dude, so tragic. Shut the fuck up, you dork. Dad's last wish was for us to just be a family again. It's all he's ever wanted. Look, Ben, you're my brother and all, but I have my own life too, and it's really big. We all have our own lives, Bella.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Just can we at least try? Okay, thoughts enough. I'm sick of this loser crying. Get? Bella help one day you'll realize what truly matters because all of this doesn't Yeah sounds like some shit a loser would say like mufka she's probably the reason you and your dad even have a house Don't be all but hurt because she's more successful Can't believe he's gone
Starting point is 00:55:30 He was the best dad in the entire world I hate you loser What's your deal Brad? This is also stupid. It's such a waste of time I just want to get my part of dad's money and go Yeah facts I think I made enough money from this video already. Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, I think I've seen enough of today's video. Click the video on screen to watch more. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. People, what's up? The creepiest Minecraft animator on YouTube got even worse.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Now, audience, the sun occasionally shines on a dog's ass, but what does that mean for Feedback King? Every single time that my radar pans to this dude's YouTube channel, it continuously gets worse and worse. And today, it's no exception. Alex gets yolked on in Minecraft, drink my milk, Minecraft anime, taking a hot bath, Minecraft anime, and look away, Minecraft anime. And as you can see, all of these thumbnails are very questionable. I'm probably going to take inspiration from these thumbnails for my own thumbnail. But, ladies and gentlemen, the content within this video is fucking insane.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Let's begin. I don't want to get up. Listen, I know we're only five seconds in the video, but why does she sound like a great? grainy curling or fucking toes. I don't want to get up. So far, I can't tell whether this is going to be a normal video or Bill Cosby's going to pop up in the next 10 fucking millisecond.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Come on, Alex. You've got chores to do. Right. It's time to feed the animals. You know, it's kind of fucking weird that I'm watching a Feedback King video and I have yet to see any weird inappropriate shit happen yet. Audience, if this is your first time ever watching one of my Feedback King videos, He usually isn't like this at the start of his videos.
Starting point is 00:57:35 Within the first 20 seconds of a video, you typically get an OnlyFans premium subscription for free. Who knows? Maybe Feedback King found God or some shit. I sincerely hope so. Okie-dook the chickens. Come on. It's dinner time.
Starting point is 00:57:52 I bet you guys are hungry, huh? Oh, you're really hungry. Look, I'm sorry I overslept. Nope, no, Feedback King. What the fuck is this? Listen, this guy really had me fooled in the first half of the video thinking that he found God. But now Alex is on the ground in a very vulnerable position.
Starting point is 00:58:22 And apparently one of the chickens fucking kamikazeed on her butt cheeks. R-I-P to our boy, Mr. Chicken. But fuck, dude, the chickens were that hungry that they had to fucking kill themselves. Then again, if I were a chicken and I died right there, I think I would die a happy man. No, stop it. Just give me a sec to feed you, would you?
Starting point is 00:58:40 This isn't right. I'm your owner. You should be obeying me. Bro, who the fuck script-writed for this Feedback King video? What the hell? If we take away the vanity of what's happening in this video, this is like softcore... Right here.
Starting point is 00:58:55 Now, for the sake of the YouTube video, I'm not going to say that this is... Ladies and gentlemen, okay? YouTube, pay the fuck attention. Take some common courtesy when you're manually reviewing my video to see what the fuck's happening on screen. These are just chickens rough housing with their owner.
Starting point is 00:59:10 Stop being fucking weird about it. But the innuendos in this video was off. the charts, ladies and gentlemen. But for just the sake of this YouTube video, the owner is just having a hard time beating their chickens. There's nothing weird going on here, YouTube. Feedback king, come on, dude. Why the fuck did you need to put those sound effects? There is absolutely no reason on God's green earth that those sound effects came from those chickens and Alex. You must be thinking about some really fucked up shit to actually let that happen in the video. You're weird, bro. You're fucking weird.
Starting point is 00:59:48 No, that was totally unnecessary. Wait a minute. That's not right. One, two, three, four, five. Wait, where did the other chicken go? I could have sworn there were more of you. Okay. YouTube viewers, if you want to know what I'm about to say, please go to my Spotify.
Starting point is 01:00:20 I cannot fucking believe Feedback King just recreated a fucking chicken on fucking Alex and Minecraft. I can only imagine the type of subreddits that Feedback King probably subscribes to to get inspiration for shit like this. Because no normal person is going to randomly think of this for a fucking video idea for Minecraft. In the fact that this is only the first video we're reacting to really makes me scared for the future shit we're checking out. Anyways, I guess it's time for Steve to have a glass of fucking milk. Alright, this is the type of Feedback King content I'm used to. 12 seconds in the motherfucking video and we already got some weird. Weirdo shit like this.
Starting point is 01:01:10 I really do wonder how Steve got that milk. Okay, what the hell did you put in that milk? Fucking weed. This dude looks higher than Brock from Pokemon. Listen, I don't know where Steve got this type of milk to give him this type of behavior, but I would love to know. I'm just an innocent little boy that loves Borden from Walmart. If you guys could please comment down below and tell me how Steve got this milk, I would love to know.
Starting point is 01:01:38 Listen, audience, if you were gonna put a glass of Coca-Cola next to some Borden next to me, I have no other choice. I'm gonna choose the Coca-Cola over milk any day. You kind of shot yourself in the fucking foot, lady, for putting that Coca-Cola there. But listen, cowgirl, just because that he chose the soda doesn't mean that I'll drink the milk. I don't know where the milk came from, but it would be an honor for me to drink it. Well, I don't know why you're getting so fucking pissed, lady. You're the one that did it to yourself.
Starting point is 01:02:34 Maybe you should have had the common courtesy to take away the soda and leave the milk there only for him. Quit being a fucking sad sacks. quit being on the boulevard of broken fucking dreams. You fucked up, accept it. Anyways, next video. Is the life? Uh, feedback, king, I have a question. Please tell me this girl is 18 years old.
Starting point is 01:02:58 If not, audience, we are so... Yeah, you're telling me, nothing like a hot bath to clear the mind and unwind. Yeah, sometimes you just need to find time to relax, you know. Okay, this has got to be the most NPC conversation I've ever heard. Man, taking a hot bath, sure. seems relaxing. Ha ha, yeah, sometimes you gotta relax, you know.
Starting point is 01:03:20 Who the fuck is script writing this robot? The heck was that? Something just graced up against my leg. Bro, why is this dude acting like he pissed the fucking pool? Unless Ender Girl is doing something under the water that's in your no-no square. My fingers are crossed. I can get this video monetized. Dude, why did I not fucking know that was going to happen?
Starting point is 01:03:57 Also, audience, if you notice that the video is quite zoomed in a little bit, that was in fact not me. The YouTube video we're reacting to, Feedback King himself is the one that zoomed in on Cowgirl just now. What I'm trying to allude to here is that Feedback King has a Patreon where these videos would in fact be zoomed out. So yeah, his Patreon content is pretty fucking crazy. Who knows, maybe if this video gets 10,000 likes, I will pay for his Patreon and see what's behind it. Well, yeah, Feedback King must have known this video was definitely not meant for YouTube, so he zoomed in on the video. That's how you know, the video we're reacting to.
Starting point is 01:04:32 It was fucked up. Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry. I thought I was the only one here. Oh, I'm so embarrassed. All right is caused trouble for everybody. Please forgive me. Yeah, don't worry about it. It's fine.
Starting point is 01:04:52 Fine indeed. Alright, motherfucker. I think it's time to conclude. Honey, and subscribe to the channel if you would like another part of Feedback King. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.

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