Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 33

Episode Date: October 29, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 33

Alright people, so today we're gonna be checking out some Pokemon. The new Pokemon game is gonna be coming out in like a few days and you bet that I'm gonna be playing that game. Follow my channel called Rithril. I'll be doing a playthrough on that video game. But aside from that, ladies and gentlemen, today we're gonna be checking out one of the craziest Pokemon TikTokers that I've ever seen. Pikachu! We're gonna be checking out the TikToker called Johnny Riddlein 2.0. This guy is just crazed over Pokemon in general. You know, I'm very enthusiastic about Pokemon myself.

I'm very excited. I've got like three pre-orders of the new Pokemon game coming out. But I will tell you right now, audience, I am not like this guy. Okay, this guy loves Pokemon on another level. So today we're going to be checking on his TikTok page. I mean, we got around like 20 minutes of content to be reacting to. So if you enjoy this video by any means, please subscribe to the channel. If it does receive well, I will gladly do more of these videos.

But anyways, with that being said, uh, hippity hoppity, let's check out this property. Well, uh, what a great way. way to start off my day. We check out the first TikTok, ladies and gentlemen, and we automatically get body slammed by this guy that is probably like 500 pounds. And I know what you might be thinking, oh, Rith, you should be making fun of somebody's weight. Look, this guy knows that he's overweight, and he's using it to his advantage, okay? Everybody knows that. To give another example like me, you know, all I have is a microphone. I don't have a camera or anything of the store. I'm going to use that to my advantage and just play some video games and talk about stuff like this. And the best part

about this whole thing is that, you know, obviously this guy looks like a degenerate. Okay, this guy is a degenerate for making videos like this. But you got to give this guy the credit, okay? This guy is making a lot of bank from these videos. Pica. Pica. Joe! I really hope that this guy doesn't live inside of an apartment. Can you imagine being this guy's neighbor? You know, you're probably like 18, 19 years old. You just moved out of your parents' house. You moved in with your girlfriend inside of her apartment. You're about to sit down next to your girlfriend, about to have some. some dinner about to have a really thought-provoking conversation a really good time.

And the next thing you know, you hear this. If I were the neighbor of this guy inside of the apartment room, I would kindly knock on his door and probably beat his face. And I would cave his face and he would get curb stomped. Why does this guy look like he has a bunch of Cheeto dust just smeared on his face? His face is more red than me asking a girl to homecoming. His face looks like a baboon's cheeks. I'm a charmander!

Hey, guess what? Hey, little boy, you want to lick the Cheeto dust off my face? Bro, this guy, he just looks so creepy. I'm looking at him right now, right? I'm not trying to accuse him anything, right? I'm not bad guy. But I'm looking at him, right? I'm looking at him right in the eyes, and I just can't help but think that this guy,

he's looking a little weird. I don't know, it might be a little bit of a long stretch here to think that this guy may be a little bit weird, a little bit wrong up in the head maybe. I don't know, it's a pretty long stretch hypothesis. I'm pretty sure all of you guys, all of you scientists down in the comments section can probably agree with me. But hey, I can't really complain. If I were making thousands and millions of dollars from doing this stuff, you could bet that I would not be doing this video right now. I would be doing the same thing as him.

I'm a charmander. It's charm. There we are, ladies and gentlemen. This is the exact video that I needed to go ahead and justify me making fun of him because he's fat. If he's gonna go ahead and make this TikTok and be like, B. B. B. B. B. B. You know, I can go ahead and make fun of him because he's fat. So to everybody in the comments section right now trying to defend this guy and trying to, you know, make fun of me because you're like, oh, I can't believe you're fat shaming. Well, you're, where's your defenses now?

I mean, you can't make fun of me anymore. You got to be deleting your YouTube comments. Pika! Pika too! If you take one more step closer to me, I'm calling the FBI. You need to be notified about immediately. Pika pika Uh-oh, well this guy's going in a cage Garp Magic carp You know probably a good 10% of this guy's

TikToks It's probably genuine Whenever this guy does fall down It really is a Discovery channel mystery On how this guy's gonna put himself Right side up again Hey bro, who cares if he's on the floor He's making more money than me

Whenever he's on the floor Whenever I'm standing up Audience I will be just like this guy one day Whenever I get up to this status on YouTube.com Don't you worry I will be dressing up just like this guy and doing the videos just like him. Wherever the money lies is where I am going to reside.

If I have to gain 400 pounds and dress up in a jiggly puff costume and start flopping on the floor, then so be it. Ganggar? Bro, please don't ruin Gangar. Oh my gosh, what is this guy doing? Gangar! Ganga! Can you please stop? You know, one of the best Pokemon audience is easily Ganggar,

at least in my book, but now after seeing this video, I think I'm second-guessing. everything at this point. To all my Pokemon nerds out in the audience, you would understand how good of a Pokemon Gengar is. But yeah, after watching this TikTok, I really don't like Gengar anymore. It really does suck to see. I just realized how much this video is probably going to be ruining people's childhoods. And, you know, it's ruining mine just as much as it is ruining yours. I deeply apologize to everybody. But at the end of the day, bro, I really don't care. Gengar! Ganga! Ganga! Ganga! Gengar!

Oh no, another great Pokemon down the drain, Snorlax. Snorlax! This guy low-key looked like a snorlax. You know, this is the first time I've ever seen this guy eat healthy. Congratulations, bro. You're eating healthy because he had to dress up as a snorlax for TikTok. I mean, I'm not gonna fault the poor guy for it. I mean, as long as he's eating healthy and he's losing some calories by doing these videos,

I mean, I would assume that he's losing weight by doing these videos. But dude, you gotta be doing a lot more than eating a few. you apples if you expect yourself to go back to normal weight. Jeez, dude, I didn't know a snorlax can ever possess that much energy. Isn't snorlax supposed to be this like this 2,000 pound Pokemon that doesn't like to move at all? I don't know what happened. I don't know what exactly was in those apples in the previous video, bro, but this guy got

straight up superpowers in this next video with Snorlax. I wish I can have this type of snorlax on my team, bro. Every other snorlax that I've ever had in Pokemon sucked. But you know what audience? You know what doesn't suck, Pokemon. And this is why I'm going to be doing a play-through of the new Pokemon games coming out in a few days. So yeah, I'm going to be making a few more Pokemon videos in the future. If you enjoy this video, please slap a fat like on today's video.

Anyways, yeah, I'm going to see you guys tomorrow. I'm going to be posting some more Pokemon content. Anyways, with that being said, I'm going to go back to where the dark ones came. Later. Hi, my name is Timmy, and I'm a Fortnite NPC. Dude, you wear a fucking V-neck. Bro, you can't be like, hi, my name is Timi. You are an NPC.

You wear a V-neck. Hi, my name is Jimmy and I'm a pig. Everything was taken away from me. This guy actually makes me want to write my own name in the fucking death note. Like, seriously, is this what Minecraft Entertainment has came to? No more Dan Tdm, no more Stampy Longnose, you got this fucking guy! God, the standards for this shit is so low. All right, people, what's up?

Today we're checking out the Zestiest gaming YouTuber again. The last video on this guy did pretty good. Like, holy shit, that's a lot of views. But don't worry, ladies and gentlemen, I may not. be pregnant but I will always be here to fucking deliver. Babe, what game should we play? Duh. By the way, before we begin, you know, tearing this guy a brand new butthole. This guy's in his 30s. I just really wanted to sync that in for you guys. The following videos you're about to see is recorded, edited, and uploaded by a 30 plus year old man. So if that little

piece of information doesn't scare the ever-living sh** out of you, then, uh, I must not be doing my job correctly. Oh, babe. You know what I don't understand about this? 30-plus. plus year old man is that he somehow lives with a somewhat attractive female at home like does this guy actually tell his girlfriend to dress up as chun lee for a fucking youtube short not even that like why the fuck does she even own that outfit oh she's the tic-tok thirst trap uh yep yep go figure are you finally ready to play fortnight no no no no no no no that's it it's over well why i'm chun lee like and subscribe and i'll break up with chun lee where the Did I ever have to be involved in this video?

So this 30 plus year old man named Corey Frikin Tung gets absolutely shitted on by his girlfriend in every single opening opportunity and somehow wants to bring you and me into the situation by leaving a like and subscribing on the video? Like motherfucker fuck a ho! Brough, Fortnite is busted. Facts on God, it's got so much risk. Yeah, audience. Not even two seconds in the video and I already want to jump off a bridge. Like, this is no joke, ladies and gentlemen.

With the amount of cringe I've reviewed on my YouTube channel, uh, uh, a jump. Hopping off a bridge is very soon about to happen. I mean, I really enjoy the money I make on YouTube, but at what fucking cost? I know a way it can make it slap even more, bro. Vibe check, for real? Somebody suffers drip. Okay, I have a genuine question for everybody watching. Riddle me this, how the fuck did this guy get a diamond play button before I did?

11 million people actually clicked a red button to see this type of content. I don't know, maybe I'm doing something wrong here. Maybe I should just delete my whole entire YouTube channel at this point. And maybe I should also get a girlfriend that farts on me every 10 minutes of the day. Because apparently that is what YouTube likes to reward on their platform. Will I ever understand why YouTube CEO is promoting this type of content? Uh, probably not.

But I mean, if this Corey guy is making the money that I'm seeing right now on his YouTube graphs, then you know what? I might actually do it. I might actually just fart for 10 million views every day. That hits different. High key, I can finally see. No cap. Bet we's bougie.

Hey there, Jim. Shit. Yeah, so how do you feel the thing? This guy has a girlfriend and you don't. In case you guys are feeling depressed because I just said that, don't worry. This simple fact only shows everybody watching that there is somebody for everybody. I'm sure you ladies want to find a nice man that you can drive him wild in bed. And I'm sure you boys really want to find a real hunk of a woman that can make you a damn good baloney sandwich.

All I got to say about the current situation all of us are in right now is that our time hasn't come yet. If this guy can get a girl, so can we. Trick your tree. Oh, what the hell? Twick a tweet. Hey kid, did you forget to take out your fucking invisible line in the morning? Quicot tweet. Shut the fuck up, nerd ass.

Dude, what are you doing? What? I'm a skeleton from Fortnite. You're a grown man, bro. You tell this guy he's a grown man, but aren't you wearing a fucking Roblox varsity jacket? Not only are you wearing something that should be stuck in high school, but you're wearing a Roblox version of it, bro. You should be the last person to be telling anybody there are a grown man. Plus, I remember, motherfucker, you just got shitted on by your Chun Lee girl.

friend. Can I just get candy? He's so crin. Shut up, you fucking AirPod. You, I said. Candy please. The mooch. You also? What do you mean? My name is not. Give us, kids. You know, I really didn't think that I would be getting triple tag teams by a bunch of fucking nerds in this video.

Because think about this guys, right? They're definitely not like next door neighbors. Some of these motherfuckers actually have to fly in a plane to go to whatever fucking country he lives in. I just did some research. He lives in Canada. And no, I did not docks him, you fucking idiot. These people fly across the country to record this shit. Like at this point, I'm just baffled. Like, you actually spent that money to go record this? I don't know.

That's just fucking insane. Like a subscriber face of dick, no. Fuck them. Wait, wait, wait, pause. Not like that. Man, I really shouldn't be playing Minecraft instead of doing my homework. That was literally the most light-skinned shit I've ever seen in my life. The way he just elegantly shot his eyes over to the side like that.

I don't know. That is some true light-skinned shit. Like only Drake can pull that off. Yeah, I don't want to waste my time. Yeah, this project is really important. Uh, who the fuck are you looking at? Okay, no, but seriously, if you guys really need to study for a test tomorrow that bad, and also if your urge to play video games is also that fucking strong as well.

You can always do what I did. You know, just fucking cheat. Definitely should have floss right now. This is why we're single boys. Like and subscribe for the boy. Bro, why the fuck do you guys have to involve me in this shit? Dude, leave a like for the boys. Uh, no, I don't give a shit about yo videos.

I really don't care. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, your mom, loser. What did you just say to me? I said your mom! Yep, somebody's about to get his fucking ass beat. This mufuckus gotta look like the baboon from Twilight Princess. Hello?

Your mom! Sorry, but, is that shit on your shit? I really don't appreciate you stepping on my face when there's poo on your shoe. Please take that shit off, you know, quite literally. Like and subscribe for justice. I'm sorry, but you literally just smeared poo on my face two seconds ago. Leave a like for justice. Yeah, sure.

Okay, Mr. Poo boy. Someone at the door again? What do you want? Okay, Mr. I have a hair in my ass. Is that how you wanna fucking treat me? Is that how you answer the door to your mother? You kiss your mother with that fucking carpet burn mustache. You and your fucking shitty ass merch.

What the fuck? Dude, how the fuck has the H-O-A in your neighborhood not caught onto this shit? If I was a part of the Homeowner Association and I saw you outside your house throw an ass Bro, you would be getting evicted immediately. I don't give a fuck if you pay your bills. Quit moving your spine like that. It's fucking weird. Oh, it's for a game.

I just want a game, man. Shut the fuck up. I don't have time for this. Your turn. What? No. Like you can't subscribe if you still want me to punch it. Yeah, no, you can kiss my white pimple-filled ass.

Hello there. My name is Freddy and I'm a cuddly bear. You look like the retarded slink from Toy Story. Honestly, have a pretty chilled out life. I take a few selfies with humans. I stare at a bunch of things. I get some cardio in the morning. But even though I'm so nice and cuddly,

I tend to have a hard time making friends. I mean, no shit. Have you not taken a fucking look at yourself? You quite literally live in a fucking run down Chucky Cheese and you expect yourself to find friends. My fucker, you need to stop looking like a chewed up dog toy. Go to Abercrombie and Fitch. get some fucking drip. And then maybe once you start looking good and going to the bar,

maybe you'll get some fucking bitches talking to you. And on the fifth night of every single week, I start to feel a little bit strange. I feel that Friday night can get a little crazy with the drugs. And you look like a victim to a lot of them. Like and subscribe if you want to be my friend. Fuck you. Yeah, I think I'm done looking at this shit today.

Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. I found three of the best types of Cairns. I don't know about you, but would you rather be confronted by a Karen that's racist or a Karen that's your neighbor or even a Karen that's so fat that they tumble over their own body. What the fuck?

This is gonna be one of the best Karen videos I've ever made. This video is undeniably hilarious and trust me, you want to see the last one. Anyways, yeah, let's begin. Let's call ice is on your ass. Well, boy, oh boy, are we starting with something phenomenal? You already know it's going to be an incredible video when somebody gets threatened with terrorism. Over a few Dunkin' Donuts, you're going to call ICE. on somebody's ass.

I mean, I wouldn't be surprised, too, if you was working with ISIS. Look at your stinky head. If that was truly the reason that this Karen was called racist, then I guess I'm racist then. I want to wear the f***. And then get me back my donut. Holy shit, I can smell her garlic breath through the screen. Give me back my fucking donuts.

Hold up, Karen. Back up. You might want to brush your teeth a little bit. You might need to apply some censadine on those pearls back there. You're going to make the cashier faint. before they even ring you up, baby girl. I never thought this was possible, but you can visually see the anger radiating from her body.

If you look at the back of her head, she's quivering like she's a damn cold pigeon. Is Miss Goody Tooshoe badass really as badass as we think? I don't think so. I pay for them, they're mine. You're going to be on the fucking news. Okay, but like, respectfully, who watches the fucking news? The only demographic of people that,

that I see that watch the news are like 50 plus year old men and women. Like, I don't care about the fucking town's pedo getting into an elementary school. I don't care. Is that for Alexis? Do I mind Alexis? You're not going to give me my bag? I'm going to eat coffee extra actual caramel. God damn.

Take up my card now. I'm sad. Pick up my Bank of America card. It's right in there. You drive me. You take it. No, I'm going nowhere, baby. Come on, Karen, you're embarrassing yourself.

You slam your car down like the entitled Karen you are. And when something doesn't go your way, you want somebody to fix it for you. In the most insincere possible way, nobody's going to get your car, pick it up yourself. Stop being lazy, stop being a Karen, and stop metaphorically showing your ass. My dick! Excuse me, suck your dick! I love when women say this. First of all, I'm not sucking any dick, and second off, you look sway.

Even if you had a dick you look like you came out of Walmart Garden Center. That thing's probably sweatier than my fucking ass crack after an hour of basketball. Hey, no way, I'm gonna get wet and wild on that thing, bro. No way. I wish I was just like you to put up right now. Is that really good to be no? I can't keep my nose. I can't stand here all fucking day, bitch. Large ice cream, extra, extra, formal.

Is that it? Alexis? Yep, that's fine. My party is right there on the floor. Right there. You know, these are one of the times where I genuinely feel bad for the police. Now I get it, not every single cop is an angel, but I will say the majority are pretty nice people.

But to call 911 over something so minuscule as fucking Dunkin' Donuts, are you serious? Imagine getting deployed as a police officer ready to go to a nice shootout or maybe a nice murder case, but no, you're deployed at fucking Dunkin' Donuts. That's got to be sad. Really damn sad. Yeah, so personally, I would rather encounter the racist Karen. The rest of the Cairns throughout this video, they're cool and all, but trust me, a racist Caren is more content for me. But yeah, this next Caren is just like, it's so anal.

Not sexually, but just... Really pissy. I can't call the police. I'm sorry, but imagine waking up on a nice 10 a.m. morning. You open up your front door and you're created with this woman saying that she called the police on you. Oh man, what a great way to start off the day. Yeah, so I just called the police on you. Get the fuck out of here.

Can you stop harassing us please? I'm not harassing you. You want to see what the side of my car looks like because you park your fucking car here and you're not supposed to. Dude, she just came from work. She's unloading and she's leaving. No, that car was here this morning when I left. I was not.

She had to work from parking. You know how bad the parking is here? That's why we're supposed to park in the street. There isn't any parking. Well, then you walk down away. and park and don't be so lazy. Karen, too not dish out criticism that I know you can't take. You're like 80 years old.

I already know you're not gonna walk a ways down the street to get to your house. I already know your 1940 addition knees are not going to carry yourself from your house to your car a ways down the street. If there's a way for somebody to park closer to their house, I'm sure they're gonna take it. Especially you, you grandma. You know what? You know what? It's not lazyness. I should have somebody to just bring your car.

just scrape the whole side of it. Oh no, the horror! Somebody's gonna scrape my fucking vehicle! Well, if that ever does happen, Karen, I'm sure we know who's gonna be responsible. And whenever you are held responsible, Karen, I'm sure you're not gonna last a day in prison. Because in prison, Karen, there's gonna be no walkers,

there's no canes, there's nothing that's gonna hold your hips up. Just pure and utter agony, at least for you. You know, I feel like you're harassing us right now. I think you're knocking on my side. I don't really appreciate that. I don't give a shit what you appreciate. Well, you need to give a shit. No, I don't.

The hall monitors have sent you notice is over and over and over and over again. Oh, boy, somebody that actually follows the HOA. Bro, that's like some middle school hall monitor shit. If you actually care about what the HOA says, then you are literally the tattletail back in elementary school. I'm sick of these neighbors going to my doorstep telling me to put my trash can on the side of my house. Nah, I ain't doing it. You know what? It's going to be here overnight. I don't care.

It's going to be here. I've told the police they're coming out. I never come to you and harass you, but it's always you that have a problem. No. Everybody else in this neighborhood has called. No, they don't. Nobody else parks me. She parks their car in front of her house for about 15 minutes.

Okay, so like what's the huge issue? If this woman simply parked her car there for 15 minutes getting home from work, then why is this Karen at her? front door. Is it because of her cataracts? Did she accidentally see the car in the front yard? This entire Karen video makes no sense. This skeleton's objective completely failed. Go to your own house, please? Yeah, and can you move your fucking car? How would you stop talking and go over there mind your business? No, move the car. It's not in your way right now. She can't move it. She can't move it.

She can't move the car and you're just standing behind her. You want me to get the other neighbors to come out here? No, I would appreciate it. If you just go to your house and have remove her car peacefully and don't come bugging me anymore. Well then, Mark, I'll bug you as much as I freaking want. And you, I'm gonna fucking attorney. I'm suing you. Oh, that's it. That's the card.

That's the Ura moment. I'm suing your ass! That's right, Karen, you did it. I'm going to save my breath because suing them is going to solve the issue. Okay, um, why? I never thought somebody could get that pissed over car parking. Beats me, I gotta fix my parking after this video. But bro, this last Karen is easily like,

It's like humpty, dumpy, but colorized. Easily one of the best Karen Karma videos I've ever seen. Also, if you guys are enjoying the video so far, please subscribe. I would appreciate it. It's the squeak at the end. Yeah, you could. You straight up could. That's why your fucking mirrors falling off and shit.

Can't control where the city fucking puts it. It's trash. So all of this controversy is over a trash can in the road that the city trash people put there. I'm so sorry to the lady that's filming. You have absolutely nothing to do with this. I swear, bro, you could just be a. existing on planet Earth and people are going to give you shit. How about that?

I got that on recording too. Sure did. I did. I don't know what hand signals she threw at the end of the video. It was probably a gang sign. But you know what? At this point, it doesn't even matter. When she fell, she squeaked like a fucking dog toy.

That was funny. Anyways, y'all, I've seen enough trash for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, uh, yeah, subscribe. People, what's up? Today I discovered the cringiest couple on TikTok. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is aimless, M-list. I don't know what the fuck that is. For the sake of this video, we're just going to call them M's. Anyway, scrolling through this couple's TikTok account, it's honestly like third wheeling a fucking E-date. The videos that I have seen on my 4U page makes me want to throw up and then eat it and then throw up again. So yeah, for anybody that is single watching this video, well, you're going to want to want to. stay single by the end of it. Let's begin. Listen right, as somebody that is currently in a relationship, you will find me dead before a video like this of me gets released. My entire YouTube career

is based off of having some pretty good aura. I'm the guy that makes fun of everybody. I'm the guy that's supposed to prove people wrong. If a video ever gets released of me being some motherfucking sip, bro, I'm cooked. I officially will lose everything. I am sitting here watching this shit and wondering why the fuck would it ever leave the camera roll. If you guys think that this video is bad, the videos we're about to watch is much fucking worse. Once again, ladies and gentlemen, you will find me dead before I wear a daddy bracelet on my left arm. Imagine going in for a handshake with your girlfriend's dad and he sees that shit. Oh my god, bro, you're going to get your fucking ass beat. But seriously, though, only two

videos into this shit and I already am cringing my ass. As I said before, this is like third wheeling some e-dating wattpad shit. Who the fuck is commenting on this video saying hashtag goals? Bro, y'all horny motherfuckers need to go outside immediately. Maybe, can I have some money? Maybe I'm just kidding. Okay, listen, I know that we're supposed to roast this guy because he's supposed to have a lot of money, but dude, you don't fucking understand what kind of card that is.

For those who don't know, ladies and gentlemen, the Black American Express card is fucking insane. The Black American Express card has absolutely no limit on what you can spend. So basically, ladies and gentlemen, if this motherfucker really wants to buy something, that's $100 million. That Black American Express card will not decline. So, uh, audience, as much as I want to say that this guy is a cringe ball, he is fucking rich. And there is no denying that. That is a Black American Express card. What the fuck?

Dude, there is no fucking way an owner of a fucking way. A Black American Express card actually sounds like that. Why not? What's wrong, baby? Bro, fuck off. Bro, if this is what Millionaire TikTok couples are like, I do not want to put my relationship online. There's no fucking way that they actually do this shit

on ironically when the camera is off. I swear, they whip out Wattpad and read some weird ass fan fiction shit. And they're like, oh yeah, baby, another video idea. And the worst part about their TikTok account is not exactly their video. but their fan base. Their entire fan base is unironically commenting on their videos saying this is hashtag goals and shit. Guys, this shit is scripted, at least I hope so.

Stop sitting here and commenting thinking that this is what relationships are like. It is not. Nine times out of ten, your boyfriend is not going to be constantly wearing suits and driving Mercedes-Benz all the time and grabbing your upper thigh while driving. First off, most guys are fucking losers. In two, you're probably not the type of girl to pull that type of guy. Simple as that, motherfucker. Yeah, there is no way in fucking hell I would ever allow that to happen.

Listen, audience, I'm a car guy, I got two cars right now. I am not going to allow my girlfriend to be driving this shit. She got a car that's half the size of mine and she already be bumping into shit. And it's like a fourth of the fucking horsepower. Sorry not sorry, I ain't trusting nobody with my fucking whip. Okay, dude, we get it. You're fucking rich and you spoil your girlfriend. for absolutely no reason.

You know, I kind of find it a little weird that relationships nowadays are just chopped up to how much fucking money you spend. We've already seen what, like three TikToks so far just about giving this girl money? Like, why do relationships have to be all about money, bro? You got to make it about love, right? Is that what it's about nowadays? Listen, ladies and gentlemen, I'll put it this way. If you want to be in a relationship, you better be a fucking millionaire.

I'm sorry. There is, in fact, an annual subscription to having a girlfriend. Oh my gosh babe, I got you a dairy ring with your fucking money. I guarantee, ladies and gentlemen, she bought that shit with the $50,000 that she was asking him for. And guess what? I guarantee later in this video, we're going to have to witness this guy's fake reaction. Oh my gosh, babe, thank you for the dairy ring that you bought with my fucking money. Dude, this shit is so fucking bad.

Hey, baby, I have a surprise for you. You know, with the shit I've seen on this TikTok, talk page, I think that would be a pretty good assumption. With this type of e-dater character AI bullshit I'm listening to, I feel like I'm getting pregnant through the fucking screen listening to this dude talk. I feel like I'm being sexually harassed through the fucking screen. International Men's Day? What the fuck is that? Wednesday, November 19th of 2025, International Men's Day honors the invaluable contributions to men in society, families, and communities worldwide. No one ever gave a fuck about me.

I got you a diary since I could only buy it for one person in my life. Bro, this shit is making me want to puke as I'm watching. Is this what happens when you have all the money in the world that you just couldn't give a fuck what your digital footprint is like? Because personally, I don't care how much money I have. I am not risking my fucking aura for this shit. I've always thought that family channels and couple TikTok accounts were fucking stupid. But this shit is another. level what the hell you're the best baby now we have matching their ribs now i just need one more for the middle finger you're not going to you any bro somebody please make it stop this shit is so

fucking cringe why are people watching these videos and thinking that this is some hot erotic shit that actually happens in real life i will die on this hill ladies and gentlemen telling you that this shit is scripted because i pray to god this is scripted because i pray to god this is scripted Because if this shit is not scripted in that this shit is actually normal among couples, I think I'm going to have to unsubscribe to my relationship today. Because clearly I must not be doing something right. Dude, this shit was sponsored by Wattpad, bro. Be a good girl while I'm gone tonight.

Bro, shut your Discord, E-Kitten ass up. I knew that these two motherfuckers were watching Wattpad every single night. They see some weirdo shit and they're like, oh my God, we got to recreate this. Bro, I fucking knew it. Bro, there is no fucking way you have a daddy bracelet and you're dominant at the same time. With a combo like that, I just think that you're interested in the same sex.

I think I'm done with this shit. Honey and subscribe to the channel for a part two on TikTok couples. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. Katie, are you cheating on me with my best friend? Of course I'm cheating on you. Yeah, but she'll never love you the way I love you. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out probably the most psychological.

robotic Roblox role play I've ever seen. The Cheating Girlfriend, a Roblox movie by Shane plays. I can only imagine how this shit turns out. It doesn't seem like anything's fighting today. What my girlfriend Katie's up to? Well, that's weird. It sounds just like her. Wait a second.

That is her. And that's my best friend Thomas? What are they doing? All right. Did motherfucker just jump in the water for a girl? I'm sorry, audience. If I noticed my girl was cheating on me? There would be no fucking way I would jump in the water over that shit.

At that point, the fucking dog shit on my shoe would be more valuable than my girlfriend. Oh my gosh, you're so... Jerry? What are you doing here? I could ask you the same thing, Katie. Come on, man. We're just hanging out. Katie, are you cheating on me with my best friend?

Of course I'm cheating on you, Jerry. What the heck? Yeah, look at him. I mean, he's really handsome and he's super rich, and he's way stronger than you altogether. That is the most black-pilled shit I've ever. He's handsome, rich, and he's fucking strong. You hear that gentleman, that is all the traits you need to get a woman's heart. Fuck having a good personality. Fuck having a good job. Fuck having good knowledge about the world. If you're rich, you're handsome and strong, then you want all the hoes in the world.

You're supposed to be my best friend. How could you do this to me? Yo, dude, just chill out, okay? Mom, this has been going on. Two, three, six months? Six months? Wait, so she's been dating two dudes for over six months. So that means whenever they do the, and the, and they taste. Oh, bro, that is fucking crazy. You a girl going for two dudes.

That is wild. I are broken up, and I'm gonna live my life without you. Whatever, don't care. I can't stand to look at either of you right now. You're no longer welcome here. This is my bow. This is your dad's bow.

Same thing. Yeah. Bye loser. The loser is the one that doesn't use daddy's money. Anybody that solely relies on daddy's money for fucking everything. And then passing off the money and flexing to others that it's your money. You're a fucking. P-in piece of shit fraud. Oh look at this fucking outfit I just got fuck off and I think I let her morrow this

And I think that's about it got my stuff and I'm out of here. Oh Jerry. Hey, how's it going buddy? Hi Jerry. What are you doing here? Well Katie and I have broken up. I just came here to get my things. What? I can't believe this You and Katie broken up you guys are high school sweethearts. What happened? Why would you do this? Katie was cheating on me with my best friend Thomas. She would never do something like that. Yes, I agree It was probably you that was cheated. What? You probably just needed the excuse to break up with her. Boy, do I love when parents are so naive.

Most of you guys' parents might think that you guys are fucking angels. But let's keep it a stack for a second. You have a fucked up mind. And you know it. And you use that to take advantage of your parents. So I'd fucking lie to me. No, Katie is way too good for you. I knew it from the start, didn't I, honey?

Yes, you did say that. You have no business in my house. Get out. I love how quickly the parents switch up. I mean, isn't that what happens with? pretty much every breakup. Both ends of the spectrum think you're too good for each other and then both friends from both spectrum

stop being friends together for some reason because it was all bound together over a fragile fucking relationship between two people. Essentially, nobody fucking wins. No problem. Jerry, there you are. Hi.

What do you want? I think we should get back together. I changed my mind. What? No way. What do you mean? No way. You broke my trust and my heart. Jerry, stop being so stupid.

Jerry, come back. That's right, King walk off. Don't look back and become a red-pilled motherfucker. Gotta get your fucking ass in a gym making yourself some dough, some money. And then watch your cheating girlfriend come back. I swear it's gonna happen. Man, Carmen, we have been so busy the past couple days. Everyone's coming in to buy that new iPhone. Since when the fuck did he get so jacked?

I mean, I did say for him to go to the gym, but I didn't expect for him to fucking get jacked overnight. Good shit, dog. And you seem a bit distracted. Are you okay? Distracted? What? No, I'm totally fine. I know you better than that. What's wrong? Well, I broke up with my girlfriend, Katie, because... No, babe, whatever. You can get whatever you want in here. I want the new iPhone 14.

Classic white girls. I literally got the iPhone 14 in, bro, I'm gonna keep it a stack. It's the same phone every year. Holy shit, a better phone camera. It's really not that crazy. I think for you, babe. Wow, Jerry. Fancy seeing you here. Katie, you know I work here. Oh, yeah, you told me that.

But I forgot because it was so boring. Yeah, super boring. Derry, look at my new outfit that Thomas bought me. Would you ever buy anything like this for me? Probably not. I mean, look at his own clothes. This is a work you before. Oh, whatever.

Look, if you guys are going to buy anything, then you need to leave the store. Who is this poor girl? And why is she talking to me? I don't know, babe, I think she works here. You know what? You can't tell me what to do. What a psycho bitch? This audience is what happens when you let daddy's money run to your head.

When you get everything handed to you, it's almost like you get handed back your years of age. And then you resort to acting like a fucking two-year-old out in public because you didn't get shit handled your way. Fuck off with that pussy shit. Whoa, Keeney, what is wrong with you? Being around you just makes me so great. Both you guys, get out. Yeah, whatever, we're out of here.

Come on, babe. Let me go buy you a new barking bat. What an absolute soy boy. Come on, babe, let me get you in your... Shut the fuck up. If I'm going to be completely honest with you, I think I actually do support the main character's ex and his best friend being together

because it's going to teach his best friend a lesson. She's gonna fucking milk him of all his money and when he's all out, she's gonna fuck off. You don't believe me, fucking watch. That was your ex-girlfriend? Yeah, and my ex-best friend too. Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry.

Yeah, don't worry about it. I'm not gonna let them get. to me. So what? You're not super rich like that guy. I mean, he's probably never worked a day in his life. I have no idea. I'm going to improve myself for my own sake. Not just because we broke up. Audience,

they're going to get together. Do I have any basis on this matter? Absolutely not. I just have a feeling they're going to get together and be lovers for life. Why the fuck did I just say that? 19, 20. Okay. That's a pretty good warm up. What the fuck just happened

to his body? Audience, I could have swore. a second ago that this guy was fucking jacked. Now this guy just deflated like a fucking balloon. Honestly, I feel like what happened was Shane Plays accidentally put the clips in the wrong order. Bro had a little oopsie in the editing process. It's all good. I fuck up to. Harder than a thought. Sure, it may be difficult, but you don't have to fucking shit yourself. Listen, I work out every morning. I get up at fucking 5 a.m. for this shit. It's okay to grunt and moan and shit while you're doing a workout. But you don't need to fucking... Like, shut the fuck up.

I don't really kind of out of shape, aren't I? I'm gonna start from somewhere. Like, man, I feel so weak. Oh my gosh, Jerry. You're such a weak loser. Yeah, you'll never amount to anything, man. No, no, I'm not a weak loser. I am gonna better myself.

And then we'll see who's laughing. Finally, an okay life lesson from Shane plays. Hop on self-improvement, ladies and gentlemen. You all fucking need it. If there's anything on my channel, I'm ever gonna say that serious? Get on self-improvement. Believe me, it'll change your life.

I was depressed as fuck making YouTube videos. But now, I just have fun with this shit. And it is all thanks to self-improvement. Believe me, you guys gotta fucking do it. It'll change your life. Hey, there's some dumbbells. Get this going. Holy shit.

Motherfuck has skipped leg day. On God. Why does your arm look like a fucking pot of peas? If you went going to train your legs, you better walk around with some fucking pants. Because that shit's fucking embarrassing. Oh, Jerry, over the past couple months, You've changed. You look really strong.

Well, thanks. I've been hitting the gym almost every day and eating a whole lot healthier. I'm feeling a whole lot better too. Well, I'm gonna get back to work. Hey, uh, Carmen, hold on a second. Yeah, what's up? Um, are you doing anything Friday night? Uh, no, I think I'm free. Oh, yeah, yeah, so am I. Uh, do you maybe want to go out to like dinner or go on a date

or something? What did I fucking tell y'all? You surround a single man with a single woman and what do you think fucking happens? Them single Pringle's bad a mingle, if you know what I'm saying. Really? Yeah, of course. Yeah, awesome. Friday night it is then. Um, do my eyes deceive me? Or did Jerry just ask that girl out? Am I just that forgettable? Is she just that much cooler than me?

Yeah, fuck you. It's a really good idea. Yeah, it's been so much fun. I'm having a really great time with you, Jerry. And I'm having a lot of fun with you too, Carmen. You've been doing such a good job for my company. I think I have a position for you. Really? Am I gonna be a store man?

No, we're actually bringing you to the corporate division of the company. You'll be working at the home office. Now that is what I like to fucking hear. My dude went on a hot date. He got the fucking job raise. Dude's living, dog. Today's the first day. You can do this, Jerry.

Mr. Wilson, good morning. Oh, hey, Jerry, good morning. Welcome to the home office. I want to introduce you to somebody. Meet your new business partner. What the Katie? Oh my gosh. What are you doing here?

I just got promoted. What are you doing? Well, let's see. I took all of Thomas's money, broke up with him, and then I bought myself into this company. Now we can work together. You obsessive woman. Audience, at that point, if a girl is trying to stalk me that hard, I would just take myself and my girl and we would haul ass. I ain't trying to have no fucking stalker up my ass 24-7.

She really aunts a bum-ass shit right now. Anyway, since Psycho Bitch got hired at the main character's job, the girl keeps on doing shit to hopefully sabotage the man to hopefully get back with her. That is some very fucked up logic. Anyway, skipping forward, they eventually find the main character's best friend Thomas on the side of the road and decide to help him. In a minute, Thomas? Jerry? What are you doing in this neighborhood? The only rich people lived here. Yeah, well, I just bought this house. What are you doing? Katie took everything from me, took all my money and broke up with me and now I'm homeless, man. I mean, to be fair, I don't think that's how money works. Unless you're just that.

fucking stupid and gave your girlfriend a hundred percent of your money. If that is what happened, then you are a fucking dumbass. I get it, dude. I just want to be friends, that's all. Yeah, I do too. Why don't you come inside and get cleaned up and order us some burgers or something? After these two men became friends again, both of them try to open up their own phone company, and then, uh, some unexpected business happens. I want my phones to change the world for the better. Hey, wait, what's going on? What's going on? What? Get out of me! I hate you, Jerry. I hate you, Jerry.

Yeah, I think I'm fucking done. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Today we're going to be playing extreme hiding seat because you can only hide in one color. Well, that just sounds fucking stupid. Hi, my name is Taubber and I hope I get a good color.

Oh, come on. He's here too. Hi, I'm Zong's dad. I wonder what color I'm gonna get. Whoa, pink. Motherfka looks like filthy fray. All right, people, what's up? Today, I found Zong's fakes-fac challenge.

ever if you think they did a hide-and-seek video with 50 invisible cameramen then yeah you're f***ing delusional today we're gonna be playing extreme hiding seat because you can only hide in one color and the seekers will have to face their biggest fear by playing with the scariest animal while the hiders are hiding wait a minute so you're calling that a scary animal audience i could be terribly wrong but tell me that's not a goat and also you called that shed hiding topper what the f f f fck are you doing what fucker thinks he's the green screen man and the editors will take him out the video Topper, I'm sorry, but this video is not entirely fake like your videos. I don't think the green screen effect is gonna work this time.

So who wanna be the seeker? Oh! What? I guess I'm the seeker. Bro, why is Zong's dad just ogling and cat? I mean, hey, Song's dad? I don't blame you. I mean, look at her.

She just looks like a... Hi, my name is Song. I wonder what color I'm gonna get! Oh, I go red, let's go! Hi, my name is Topper. Shut the fuck off. And I hope I get a good color. Oh, oh!

I got green! Let's go! You literally look like the great value Tobuscus. Hi, I'm Zong's dad. I wonder what color I'm gonna get. Whoa, pink! What the heck am I gonna hide it? If I got pink, I would hide in your mother.

Hi, my name is Rand. I hope I get a good color this time. Ah! Oh, blue, that's my favorite color. My name is Nick. Let's see what color I get. Oh, yellow. Oh, man.

Hi, my name is dude. Shut the fuck up, you Pixie. I swear this guy is so annoying. He is literally the worst one out of the Zong crew. And not to mention, this guy has the shittiest outfit no to man like what the fuck happened did you roll out of bed in that shit i wonder what color i'm gonna get yo i go brown yo i look like yeah and so does your entire fucking youtube channel by the way cat if you can find them within the next hour they will have to face their biggest fears

oh easy all right boys you have 10 minutes of hide good luck oh yeah boom it up him now i always knew topper and nick loved each other like that like seriously when is there not a video when these two dudes are touching each other's Oh wait, no, hold on. Wait, trampoline. Trampoline? Okay, let's go trampoline first. It's important.

This way, come on, Bill! Come on, come down! All right, dad, let's go, let's go. Let's go, let's go. While they're hiding, let's go play with the scary animals. Cat, you know, I could be a real scary. Okay, okay, I'll fucking stop. First animal is a goat.

Oh, so I was fucking right. May as well replace that with the word wrist. I know, I know, I'm so fucking funny. Please subscribe. First animal is a goat. No, no, no, no, no, no. This is this. Don't eat me, please.

Ah, ha. Okay, in all seriousness, though, what the fuck are you doing? Like cat, it's a fucking goat. Calm down. Oh, my God. You see, audience, this is what happens when two brain cells escape the fucking orphanage. I swear they can play hide-in-seek with Helen Keller and they'll still fucking lose. Helen Keller and hide-in-seek would be like, oh, there they are.

Okay, uh, let's keep going. Come on. Oh, brow, bro. Dude, the trees. Be careful of you. Kids do not. Try this at home. Wait, does this work?

Yeah, it kinda look like a monkey. Ah-ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. Oh my god, the racist shit I'm thinking of right now. YouTube, don't strike me because I have intrusive thoughts, okay? Like I got to get that, give me that. Alright, all right, all right. How's this? I don't know.

That doesn't look very good to me. This is no good? I can see you still. Okay, I gotta find somewhere else. Yeah, no, Zong, that was fucking stupid. There's literally so many places you can hide with the color red. I mean, there's, there's, yeah, I got fucking nothing. Where did the top we go?

Wait, there he is. So, sunny, I can't see. I can't hide here. Let's keep looking. Let's keep looking. Dude, there's like no red. What if we just hide in the curtains like this? Can you still see me?

But that's cheating. That's white. Dang it. Wait, so all you need to do is make contact with the other color you're wearing. Well, shit. I would just go grab a pink pen or a red pen and hide under the bed. You're technically still hiding with your color, but that's the highest fucking IQ move I can think of. Where do we hide our color suck?

I guess we have to look somewhere else. Maybe we have to go inside the house. Let's go. Yeah, so you see what I have. mean when I say I fucking hate these guys. We have extra chromosome one and extra chromosome two. And they've already wasted a minute and a half for doing bump, fuck nothing. Voo just needs to hide in a pile of shit to resemble his YouTube channel.

And Ray just needs to hide underwater without oxygen. Because we don't want the bubbles to give away his position. Totally no other reason he shouldn't have oxygen underwater. Oh, yo, this place is so awesome. Oh, what you're missing? Can you get your brown ass out of my face? Is there any blue here? Oh, I have a piano!

Oh, that's blue. Maybe it got over there. Do I match? Hey, look, he's devolving back into an estrogen chromosome. No, you do not. You're attached to black. You're not black. You're blue.

Shut the fuck up. The next animal I'll have to hold is a chicken. What is it a... A good chicken! Oh, no, don't go away! Don't go away! No, chicken! No, the chicken is escaping!

No, Cat, I just think your legs don't fucking work. Cat, I think you might have to cop one of these bad boys. My god, that's perfect. Should I just hide against this? Yo, they're kind of green and yellow. yellow we could both hide here yeah we could oh wait what's that up there dude what there's so much green right definitely got the best color let's go my color sucks okay so i'm definitely gonna hide here because there's so much green but since i found my spot i'll help you find your

spot really yo thank you bro hey dumbasses pda motherfucker too much public display of affection go take that weird somewhere else all right come on let's go hurry come on go right guys we're inside the house now let's see if there's some pink and red i guess okay This room right here. Okay, go check on this room. This is literally all white. Oh my gosh, there's nothing! All I want to do is goes to bed.

No, son, you can't go to sleep. We have to hide. A cat's gonna find us. Oh yeah, I don't want cats to find us. I swear these guys would get literally distracted by anything. Every single person in this video, I swear, has like a collective six brain cells. And just like their fucking audience, their attention spans are just as dog shoo. I swear they can't focus on the fucking objective for five seconds without getting distracted.

Now I understand why this video. why this video is 15 fucking minutes long. Let's go! Let's get out of here! Oh my god, look at this kid! Whoa! It's like Medusa! With the hair. Can you please get the fuck off my screen?

Oh, the next animal is a duck! Oh, it's kind of cute! Cat, how the fuck is that thing cute? If I were you, Cat, I would be sending that bitch to KFC. It's so cute and cuddly and friend-shaped. What the fuck did you do, Cat? You, like, dislocated its neck or some sh**? Ham-of-Fuck.

I guess you got no other choice but to send it to KFC. Oh, I found pink! Oh, I got pink! Oh, yeah, perfect! I found pink! Um, are I hidden? This is pretty bad, Dad. Doing it, this is so hard!

That's what your mom said whenever I... Oh, we're gonna go somewhere else. Yo, dude, this is huge. Dude, this is sick, yo, there has to be a spot for you to hide around here. Wait, bro, there's some yellow over here. Oh my gosh, yo, what's this? Bro, we're in the movie theater right now. You should take this opportunity to watch a Rith video.

It'll finally restore your negative IQ fucking brain. You'll take a break. You don't take a break. Ewesh, ew, look at this view! Yo, it's so pretty, oh my gosh! We are live! Can this guy stop rubbing his f-in' moves? Oh my gosh, it's blue!

That means I can hide in it! Oh, perfect, there's goggles waiting here for me! Time to get in! Talk about a hiding spot that just seems perfectly convenient. You see, audience, this is how you know this video was f***ing fake as hell. You'll start noticing that all of a sudden they're gonna find the perfect hiding spot. In some of these spots literally don't even make fucking sense. Oh my gosh!

Wait! Look, pink! This is the best hiding spot ever! Audience, see what the fuck I mean? Oh my gosh, everybody's finding their perfect hiding spot all at the same time. Totally not the fakes fucking challenge I've ever seen. Oh my God. Is that what I think it is?

Is that a tree house? Oh my gosh, she's out of treat. Holy shit. How does your voice get that fucking high? I literally have to squeeze my balls in order to make that noise. Oh, my God. It looks so cool, yo. This is my highest one 100%.

Wow, bro. Good job. So fucking. convenient. Let's go hide. Yo, I need this tree house. There's so many things in here. Yo!

This definitely suits me! I'm hiding in here, 100%. Can you calm the f*** down? Alright, now that we're done playing with the animals, let's go find the boys. Yeah, so plot to where she found everybody. She found Zong Zong's dad, Topper, Nick, and Voo. And Ray fucking drowned. What a happy ending.

Anyways, everybody clicked the video on screen to watch more. Well yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came. Later. Hey guys, so today we're gonna react to this very cringy YouTuber named Bess Besson. Benji X. Garlet? We got dumpy and keyboard and Nguine

and of course, rice is in between. All right, people, what's up? The BrainRot YouTuber Benji X. Scarlet is digging himself a deeper grave. Now, audience, a few days ago, I posted a video about Benji X. Scarlet, how this brain rot YouTuber, Benji illegally sent a copyright strike

to one of my YouTube friends for making very valid criticism about his AI-generated brain rot music. Since this copyright strike has happened, a disc track has been posted with me and a bunch of my other YouTube friends. And since then, Benji X. Scarlett has been keeping quiet about the situation. Despite the like-to-dislik ratio and the comments section has been completely destroying him ever since. Well, in search of me trying to find Benji X. Scarlett replying to the situation,

I found a YouTube short that Benji posted a few months ago talking about us. Yeah, he's talking about all of your favorite YouTubers in my gang's group chat. Let's see what he has to say about us. Hey guys, so today we're going to react to this very cringy YouTuber named Benji X. Garland. This dude, unironically thinks that he's a comedy genius with this shit. Today we're talking about Benji X. Dude, can you please take your fist out of your stink portal, please?

Because I'm on original, can't come up with any of my own ideas and am a terrible YouTuber. Ironic you say that we can't come up with our own video ideas, even though your whole fucking sexuality. has been Sprunkey for the past while. If Roblox and Sprunkey were to disappear tomorrow, so would you. Your entire social media presence is dependent on AI-generated dog shit. And whatever is the latest and greatest trend that your 10-year-old sister is fucking watching for 10 hours straight? I guess what I'm trying to say here is that you are completely replaceable. The majority of fans, if you can even call them that,

they're not necessarily for you. They're here for funny Sprunkey Giot. to the beauty of my genre and what my friends do, our entire career is based off of being funny and trying to make people laugh. If your ass doesn't have sprukey ass cheeks on screen, you're going fucking homeless. That is sad.

Oh yeah, he also said this. You don't listen to Benji X Scarlet? Oh, so you're a little loser. You're nothing but a little loser. Little loser. Little loser. Inside I'm in a smiling critter. Yeah.

I don't in fact listen to Benji X. Scarlet. And not to be rude little bro, but you should be the last person rocking that Snapchat filter. In fact, it's pretty funny that you have to use that Snapchat filter to even look like that. By default, dude, you look like the Timo version of Onisian. Not exactly a person you want to look like. Lucky for me, audience, this is my natural face complexion, okay? There is nothing being altered in my face right here. I am naturally that sexy.

But you know what isn't very fucking sexy audience? Benji X Scarlett's actual music videos. If my name was Mary a motherfucking Webster, and I had to find the definition of gay. It would probably be this dude's actual music videos. Do you remember the day we met? I think about it every day. Trigger warning for everybody that is single and wants to mingle.

After watching this music video, you're probably going to want to take a vow of celibacy and want to be a fucking monk forever. Just warning you now. Why do you look so fucking fruity, dude? Listen, man, no matter what kind of relationship I'm in, and no matter how simpy I feel for my baby girl, not even God can get me to post the photos

that me and her take together on the internet. This whole video is just negative one million aura. If you're trying to portray yourself as like some badass on the internet, this is not the way. to do it, Benji. You look like a fucking fruit cake right now. All I'm gonna say is that this shit should have stayed inside your camera roll. Holy shit, they're Disney adults too. Yeah, now everything is coming full circle as to how you became a sensitive piece of shit. No wonder you struck down my friend's video. You're a low testosterone, high estrogen Disney adult that starts

crying over true love's first kiss in a fucking Disney movie. Oh my god, so this is the guy that me and my friends are dealing with. We truly have a special case with this one. Honestly, I can tell she was scared of heartbreak if she decided to be with your fucking ass. She's sitting in her bed so fucking scared of December and being lonely in the winter blues that she decided to fold for your fucking ass. You're wearing a fucking picnic sheet on your body, dude. Please tell me how desperate you were for a boyfriend girl. If your girl is honestly wearing a t-shirt of another man on her body, bro, you're a fucking cuck. I can't tell because of how far away she is from the camera.

But if that is a picture of another man and she's wearing it on her body? Seriously, Benji, you're a grade A-simp if you let that happen. You already know that Benji's girlfriend is probably looking at this music video being like, Oh, that's so fucking sweet, Benji. Listen, Benji, nobody is thinking this song is like a hood classic at all. Besides your girl and your mommy, nobody else is going to think this shit is going platinum. If you want true unbiased opinion, please check my comment section. And to be honest, I think that my unbiased comment section is going to agree with me on this too.

At least these music videos are not as bad as your main channel. Seriously, guys, take a look at this shit. Benji, was the boobies really necessary on these characters? You couldn't have done anything else to indicate that these characters, were female. I think you got a little carried away with this one. Speaking of carried away, this shit takes that phrase to a whole other level. When it's got a spooky cat? His dude is actually pouring out his heart and soul over sprunky ass.

Can you believe that this is the shit that this dude does to get a roof over his head? Now that is another level of sad. Okay, this dude is officially getting carried away with this shit. Why are we making obesity look fun and cute to the youth? This is a terrible influence on children. Like if I walked in the living room and I seen my son putting this on the Roku 4K TV. How getting fat and obese is so cool and fucking hip. I would be whooping his fucking ass.

He wouldn't even be able to sit down. Watching brainrod music videos about getting fat and obese. Here's a Bible. Learn about fasting, you fat ass. I love milkshakes. I love ice cream. We always eat I'm not me

I think we can end it off With a good life lesson Eat your vegetables kids With that being said Subscribe to the channel If you want me to make a part three On Benji X Scarlet Anyways, I'll catch you guys

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