Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 34
Episode Date: October 30, 2025*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 34 ...
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Hello? Hey, I'm eating popcorn right now.
All right, people, what's up?
Today, the creepiest animation channel got a thousand times worse.
Now, audience, the subject of today's video is once again RICO animations.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, I've made about two videos on this guy in the past, I believe,
and I sincerely apologize for not making a third.
This freaky-a-motherfucker keeps on making the weirdest content known to man,
and for some reason it has gone under my...
radar for a few fucking months until i saw enqueen's video so go ahead and subscribe to ingueen
because he's the one that's shown me this shit we have a lot to cover today let's begin
yeah uh i would have gotten completely violated by this video if i wasn't on my computer yeah i know
rico you would have faked the ever-living shit but i'll have you know that you have failed dramatically
i'm on pc baby anyways to anybody that was on iphone or android watching this video i
I sincerely hope you didn't put that shit in your fucking mouth.
Because not only would you have gotten violated by Rico animations,
only 40 seconds in the fucking video.
But dude, come on, your cell phone is fucking nasty.
Why would you ever want to put that shit up to your lips?
To anybody that did that, please pause the video,
brush your fucking teeth and come back.
I'm trying to do you a favor.
I'm an eagle.
Yep, yep, I'm just going to pause the video here.
Rico, what the fuck do you think about in your head when animating this shit?
Audience, you know how this guy Rico makes his videos.
right, he just takes an audio off of TikTok and he animates it.
You get a fart sound effect in a guy calling himself an eagle
that's not much subject matter to play with in the animation studio.
How the f*** do you get this idea from that audio?
The thoughts that must go on in this guy's head to animate this shit is fucking insane.
You're not eagle. You're an adult man. I'm a eagle.
Listen, guys, if this is the type of content I have to watch
for the remaining eight minutes of this fucking video,
I am seriously considering resigning my job as a YouTuber.
This is only the second video in.
And we already got this eagle guy with implanted Kardashian ass
flying away with this dude that's also making eagle sounds.
I swear the viewers on Spotify that are just listening to the audio of this video
is going to be so fucking confused.
I'm so fucking sorry, Spotify viewers.
You have been warned.
There is nowhere to run.
Okay.
At this point, I am sorry.
sincerely convinced that this dude just lets his intrusive thoughts get the best of them.
But to be fair, I cannot say I did not ever think this type of thought whenever I seen my
teacher reject my bathroom requests.
Speaking of which, why the f*** do we have to ask for permission to go to the fucking bathroom?
Guys, we have biological needs.
Why the fuck are we asking our fat-ass teachers to go to the bathroom?
Whenever their fat fucking asses are able to just to say that they're going to go to the bathroom at any time.
It makes no fucking sense.
I think we gotta start normalizing, pissing and shitting in the fucking classroom.
What do you say?
Ladies and gentlemen, I know that nobody's going to admit it, but this is totally fucking relatable.
Do you know how many Google searches I've had on the shitter asking how to shit without pain?
Listen, audience, when I get that Indian food, I am dying on the toilet.
Chad GPT gets to hear all about how that poop leaves my asshole.
If anybody in the comments admits that they do this one is showing in the video,
not gonna have any shame from me. Chad GPT probably knows more about my asshole than I do.
Hello? Hey, I'm eating popcorn right now.
Shout out all my viewers that fucking bleed on the toilet.
And it's really good. Wow, baby, that's amazing. Do you even like me?
Once again, audience, this entire video is totally relatable. I swear I can be dying on the
toilet after eating five Taco Bell Supremes. And while I am dying on the toilet, my girl is going to
call me stuffing her fucking face with McDonald's,
husking me if she was a worm that if I would still love her kind of shit.
First off, girl, fuck off, I'm on the toilet.
And second off, no, I would not love you if you were a fucking...
Wow, Rico, you're so fucking funny, dude.
Audits, I could have swore the whole Master Ugui quote thing was already dead like a
fucking year ago?
Remember when this motherfucker master Ugui was the thing he would do this shit every day?
Come on, Rico, doing Master Ugui quotes in the might.
80, 2025 is crazy. It's not funny anymore, dude.
What is that one song for you that instantly makes you start crying?
Bro, all the employed people watching this video are going to relate so bad.
Listen, viewers, with this alarm in the morning, I know exactly how you feel.
When I would wake up for high school and I had to hear this shit every day, it was not pleasant.
Because I knew if I had that same alarm sound every single day, I would be starting off my
day with impending doom. I had to find some type of positivity in my life.
Hint it sure is shit was not going to start with the same alarm sound every day.
To the people that have the same alarm sound every morning, you guys are psychotic.
I personally couldn't do that shit. You would see a level of depression on my face that
nobody would ever want to witness.
Guys, I think my son has a girlfriend. Oh my gosh, look at him. Look. I've seen him act like this
before and I just, I don't know what it means. Oh my gosh.
Wait a minute, Rico, what do you mean by this video?
Are you not supporting LGBT citizens?
Yeah, no, if this was my son, you would be getting kicked out of the house immediately.
It's not even a homophobic thing.
Why the fuck would you have those paintings on your wall?
If I see that zesty-ass shit on your wall, I'm not even going to claim you on my taxes.
Put that kind of shit on my wall.
Yeah, you bet your ass you're going to get fucking disowned.
By the way, YouTube, I am not being homophobic, okay?
I love gay people.
They're my favorite people in the world.
I wish I could be gay, ladies and gentlemen.
You hear that YouTube, I wish I was gay.
I'm just like you guys.
Audience, for this 10 seconds of the video, I am wokeed the fuck up, okay?
I'm so fucking wokeed right now, I think I'm going to ask out a man today.
Leave a like on the video if you support this decision, okay?
W. Ligbicked community.
As a man that goes to the gym, I entirely find this relatable too.
Listen, ladies and gentlemen, to the ones that go to the gym, you know exactly what I'm fucking talking about.
You're hitting those deadlifts, ladies and gentlemen, suddenly all the dinners you ate in the past year want to come out your ass.
I'm not joking, audience.
If you haven't gone to the gym yet, go.
Please do the deadlifts, and you'll see what I'm talking about.
Here's a reason there's memes on the internet where there's actual shit stains from people doing deadlifts.
It is a real thing.
It's very fucking real, and I have felt it myself.
Except I haven't shit myself yet.
I pray to God I'm not going to.
Listen, as much of a badass I like to make myself out to be on YouTube, I'm a complete
pussy with these fucking roaches.
If I were to see a roach right now while I'm recording, I'm going to leave my room like
a fucking Yeti and scream like a pussy.
And I'm perfectly fine admitting that, yes, guys, Rith is a fucking pussy.
I don't like roaches.
But anyways, audience, I have to go take a shit, so I'm going to conclude the video.
Subscribe if you would like a part three on Rico animations.
With that being said, I'll catch you guys.
Later. Do you want to do the Devils Tango?
I don't know.
Yo, what, hey!
All right, people, what's up?
Today we're revisiting the creepiest Minecraft YouTuber, Baba.
For anybody that doesn't know who Baba is, he is a P&G YouTuber that would tell story times
about all the times he would have sex.
Start making out, and then after she took off her pants.
But now Baba is having sex in real life.
My Fortnite girlfriend wanted to shower with her.
me. What in the 10 buck fuck am I getting into? This is where I ask you serious question. Do you,
do you want to do the devil's tango? Boy, is that a quote I do not fucking miss. This
motherfucker has done everything in life except the devil's tango. Bro, that's wild, especially
after building your entire career after sucking and fucking. Wait, why are you here? What?
Not you want to be.
Why is she doing my closet, bro?
Yo, why is she doing my closet? No, no, no, no, no, she's just my closet, bro. You can't do my closet?
Okay, enough for the skit on skit, girl!
I'm not trying to smash right now!
Why the fuck you standing like that?
I know that this is a skit,
but I honestly feel like this is how Baba acts
when a woman actually wants to smash.
I'm about a fuck to pussy.
Shut the fuck up.
You can't, we can't just do the devil's tango?
Not right now.
No, we can't.
Yes, we can't.
No, we can't.
Why not?
Because, I don't.
Like, I know we met all Fortnite, okay?
I get it.
We met on Fortnite.
Like, we can't.
Well, okay.
Chills.
Motherfucking, you just walk towards the girl.
You see, audience, Baba's horny.
He just doesn't want to admit it.
I mean, I don't know how he still wants to smash after the thousands of sucking and fucking videos he's done on YouTube shorts.
It just baffles me.
He still got juice in the tank.
No, no, yeah, I get it.
I said I wanted you, those for the video, okay?
You stay here.
You get hot to bed.
Look, this, this is everything here, okay?
Me?
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, you know, take this.
I'll take a pillow.
Okay, so you only need one pillow.
These are good pillows anyway.
And I'm gonna go sleep on the camera.
I don't sleep on the couch. Okay? You stay here. I'll go on the couch.
But I want you right here.
No, no, no. I'm not going to be right there. Okay? We're not smart. We're not smashed.
I've never seen somebody reject Kucci as hard as this guy.
I mean, when you're an expert in the field of the devil's tango, I suppose it can get annoying over time.
But then again, do you think this guy is really Commander Kucci?
I'm not buying your bullshit, Baba.
Oh, is this thing recording? I think it is.
All right. Yo, what's going on, Bubba gang?
Baba, it's just a camcorder sticking up in the fucking air with you holding it.
Bro, I hate when people do that shit. It's so annoying. You're not fucking quirky, dog.
I see you guys I'm filming this. I already know you guys are going to support because I already am editing the second part of the video.
Oh, I left my OBS running.
If there's one positive thing I will say about this video is that that is a sexy ass setup.
I'll have you no audience that me and Baba practically have the same setup.
At least my shit's actually organized and it doesn't look like a fucking yard sale.
Brah.
I just realized Baba is literally living some of y'all's life goals right now.
If you guys ever feel good about yourselves in life,
just realize that this guy is getting women before you.
Or unless this person's a paid actor, it's probably a fucking paid actor.
Listen, do I genuinely believe that Baba gets women?
Fuck no.
You got pushed off, V, because Baba ain't got no time for hose.
You see, girl, Baba doesn't have time for pussy.
He needs to make short about how he's getting pussy.
Isn't that a fucking oxymoron?
No breakfast. We'll get your breakfast. Just...
Brass.
No, don't even ask for help, real. Get yourself up, bro. I was trying to sleep.
At this point, I'm just witnessing some incel shit.
Listen, if you really didn't care about this girl, you probably would have kicked her out of your apartment days ago.
With me, ladies and gentlemen, things would be a different story.
Let's just say that I own an AR-15 with a lot of fucking ammo.
Girl, I know you're used to things getting shot inside you, but trust me, baby girl, I'm a little different.
Don't pull up to my fucking crib.
I mean...
Shit when you live at home by yourself and making a bunch of videos about how you're sucking and fucking I think that's pretty lonely the girl's low-key right Baba you should fold for her and I will even give you the honor of having an e-dating pass because you fuckers met on fortnight
All right guys, I'm awake now. I'm up
V ended up waking me up why do I feel like this dude actually just woke up the dude's bags under his eyes are bigger than my fucking bank
Anyways we're gonna go check on my room real quick. What's you doing here, bro? What is that on the fuck? What is that on the last?
Hey, yo, what the-who?
Whoa, chill.
What was that?
No, no, no, what's on there?
Nah, no, don't cap with me.
What's on there?
Give me the laptop.
V, give me the laptop right now.
This acting makes Darmand look like a fucking god.
If we're supposed to simulate a stalker girl looking up my Instagram in my fucking bed,
I think I'm gonna have to whip out the Colt 45, two zigzags, baby, that's all we need.
You know what they say, motherfucker, equal rights, equal fights.
Give it to me, V.
V, give it.
Give it.
What's on this laptop, bro?
What?
Is that my Instagram?
You had my Instagram open with you last night?
I looked hot and you put...
Bro, what?
I mean, that must be flattering, but...
Holy shit, that must be creepy.
Bro, if I knew all the girls in my school that'd be looking at my Instagram,
I would not even be fucking surprised.
But, hey, when girls like a dude, bro, they go fucking crazy.
V, are you serious right now, bro?
You put your bra on my...
Bro, is this actually like your...
Bro, V! You can't do it.
You can't do it.
Holy fuck this virgin energy.
Baba, I'm sick of your bullshit.
Just rip off each other's clothes and get it fucking over with already.
Two hours later.
I don't know the place, but the fish dog.
How the fuck did we arrive here?
I could have swore just a second ago they were talking about his Instagram.
I only skipped a minute into the video and we're fucking showering now.
And Baba, there's no reason to censor yourself showering.
I know that cock is fucking pathetic.
YouTube won't even detect that fucking shit.
Bava, you better get the fuck out of that shower before you become her fucking breakfast.
Nowadays, girls are into fucking dieting, and I know that meat in between your fucking legs is just what she wants.
Can I finish my shower? What?
You just say you want to join me?
No, no, hey, Pete, no, play your pulling back on.
No, you're not joining me in the shower, okay?
Just go out there, I'll meet you like 10 minutes.
Fine.
What?
What?
What do you mean what? Last I remember, I don't record myself fucking showering. I guarantee you this dude probably beat his cock to himself. That's fucking crazy, bro. You record yourself showering and then you beat yourself to yourself showering. Now, that's insane.
And like, you just, you just chill, okay?
Can I believe it with you? No, no, I got to go eat in the office. I got to go eat in the office. You, you, you, okay, yo, chill.
Baba is trying his absolute hardest to get the 12 year olds that watch his videos rock fucking hard. I don't know, Baba. I think.
I think it's a little weird that the P&G Tuber demographic is kids.
And then you upload a video like this where the source value is to whore out your girlfriend.
I don't know.
It's a little fucking weird, not gonna lie.
I have no idea what to do with her.
She's just here for some reason.
That's embarrassing.
Bro, bro, I met her on Fortnite.
I don't know.
I hope.
I think I just heard of say help.
Yo, give me a sec, yo, give me a sec.
Yo, give me a sec.
Yo, go ahead.
What the heck?
Bro, what?
She's yelling help.
What the heck?
What is she doing, bro?
Yo.
Now that audience is what I call a happy ending.
But anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today.
Please click the video on screen.
I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
Can I ask you something?
Yeah.
Do you have a fat coochie?
Yeah.
Really?
All right, audience, what's up?
Today we're checking out the worst TikToks on TikTok.
Bro, why the fuck are you talking to my girlfriend?
Was that good?
Was that kind of hot?
Actually, sir, that has gotta be one of the most inferior beta male things I've ever seen.
You cannot tell anybody, especially the Sigma male myself, to mess with your girlfriend, believe me, nobody is scared of you.
Well, hi, Georgie.
I don't know what the hell this is, but it's creepy.
Chicken motherfuckin'nuggets.
Chicken motherfucknuggettugn nuggets.
Chicken motherfucker, eh, nuggets.
Why do I have a deep feeling this person is in theater class?
Or maybe he's a voice actor for the next fucking Pokemon game.
Either way, sir, it sounds like you have a serious case of lung cancer.
You might want to get that checked.
That's me boring.
I don't know what's worse people thinking that I'm a furry or this shit.
I'm just a sexy version of Bob from Animal Crossing.
At least I'm not doing whatever the hell this is, bro.
This is an actual furry.
I mean, look at this sick shit.
Things you should never say to a guy.
Number one, I'm not hungry.
Boo boo boo.
Boob, look at me.
Eat something okay.
But but eat something okay?
Number two, Baca.
We're not Baca.
Baca.
We're not Baca.
Number three, your friend is cute.
Guys can be a bit overprotective.
I heavily want to believe this guy is being unironic.
But sir, you're not fooling me.
I know you're trolling.
Even though what he's doing is clouther.
Chacy is hell to end up on one of my videos.
I got to respect the hustle.
He got the attention of me.
I'm going to let y'all be the judge of that gang.
And I'm going to let y'all be the judges of y'all.
I'm going to let y'all be the judge of y'all.
I can't...
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You can tell me what you want.
This son of a gun really said Statue of Liberty.
And why does he have so much ink on his body?
And God, why does he have candy corn teeth?
Huh?
What do you mean?
You're seriously going to date?
other girls?
Yeah, more or less.
I don't want you to!
If I see you with another girl, I'll kill her.
You know, I respect cosplay heavily.
You know, I really support the idea of expressing yourself in the form of art.
But please do not ever act out as one of the characters from Death Note ever again.
You made me regret watching my favorite anime.
I swear, it's always the people that laugh with their head who are the best people.
Like, you know the people that go...
Who the fuck is this guy?
Why does he look like?
Like mini mentor.
You know the phrase it's easy to entertain a man?
The people were not lying when they said that.
You give a man a Crayola marker and he will have the time of his life.
I can't even make fun of this, bro.
He's having more fun than me.
What in God's name is going on?
I've never seen a man passionately lick a wall before.
He probably has experience licking other things.
Can I ask you something?
Yeah.
Do you have a fat coochie?
Yeah.
Maybe.
Couple goals, am I right, fellas?
I don't know what happened after the camera turned off, but I'm assuming he got his cooter.
He must be a very proud man.
If you don't know me and you don't like me for no reason, you're just a hater.
Simple as that.
Like, how the fuck are you not gonna like me?
But you don't know me.
Make it make sense, please.
I mean, I just met you and I already don't like you.
Not because of your appearance, but because you just look like a sensitive little shit.
Are you still with me?
Yeah.
Orlin, stop!
What's done, sweetie?
I wore the wrong shits!
Nicarado avocado.
I knew at this point the founder of Fupas would be in the video.
He's like a stain on the internet, much like the shit stain in his pants.
You know, I've always wanted to tell you this, but...
Every time...
That you get undressed, I hear symphonies in my head, yeah.
Ha ha ha ha.
I wrote this song just looking at you all.
Whoever marries this young gentleman's gonna have a great life.
He's gotta be one of the most energetic and cringy people on the internet, but damn it, that energy is what keeps a marriage alive.
God bless this man.
I sincerely apologize to everybody watching.
To let everybody know that My Hero Academia fanbase is disgusting.
And occasionally, you're going to come up.
across people like this.
Just ignore him.
The show's amazing.
You'll have my sword.
And you have my bow.
And my ox.
I don't see how that's gonna help, dude,
but all right, let's go, guys, come on.
I feel like this is the guy that gassed me
in the locker room in seventh grade.
It was either him or the fat Mexican kid.
I have no idea.
Moral of the story,
X body spray is disgusting.
And I hope you never get women.
More cheese, please.
I don't understand.
stand that's TikTok in the slightest, but that man looks enthusiastic. He loves himself some big cheesers.
I have, um, I just had like a crush on you and I was wondering if she wanted to go out with me.
Um, I have a boyfriend.
I want her, like, friends.
I was just kidding, man, it was a joke.
I was just kidding.
Oh, that was a good one.
Um.
Oh, God, make it stop.
Why would you ask out a woman that's a woman that's a woman that's a good one?
So out of your league on stream. I do not feel bad for this guy. He knew what was coming.
Do do do do to horror. Do do to do to horror. Hoara, hoara, the explorer.
Boobes and super cool explore Dora. Grab your plan B. Let's go. Jump in. Vomenos.
You can lead the way.
Let's not forget that Dora's four years old. All I'm saying is that you're mad weird for this.
Why there's no sun up in the sky stormy weather
Since my man and I ain't together
This guy's having a midlife crisis
This guy's balding so badly but doesn't want to emit defeat
He wants to keep his treadlock so bad
Just give up on your hair bro
If you ain't at the carno game then what the fuck you add
Shut up Keemstar
I need to think of something to make fun of this guy with, uh, football's a shit sport.
Well, I do some straight guys get so bloody pressed when a gay guy hits on them.
For me, I take that as a huge compliment because, one, I'm secure enough in my own sexuality.
And two, it's kind of like, oh, baby, you know you're hot when you can pull both genders.
But I don't know. I'm just throwing my thoughts out there.
Hey, bro, you know what? You ended up in this compilation, but I agree with you.
It must be a pretty cool thing that you can pull both genders.
But anyways, audience, that's it for today.
Please click the video on screen.
I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
All right, people, what's up?
These Roblox TikToks are actually getting illegal.
Now, audience, if you guys are not familiar with Roblox TikTok, let me fill you in.
This community, specifically on TikTok, is so bad that my entire backbone of my channel is of this topic.
Listen, I don't know about you, but if anybody has to make over 35,
videos about one topic. It is probably the most degenerate shit I've ever seen in my life.
Anyways, it's been a while since I've checked out this community of very degenerate people.
So, uh, today we're checking out whether or not they have matured in their lives and they have stopped e-dating.
Spoiler alert, they fucking haven't.
So, uh, with that being said, let's begin.
Okay, we have got a lot to read here.
Me, because I'm so mad at all these cute e-daters, I just want all of them cute, not so pretty over
overprotective and jealous girls and stay up late with cringe matching profile pictures
playing roblox 24-7 loyal block her and then i blocked him doesn't talk to a lot of boys vcs
matching display names cute pose display names and it's not a lot to ask for yeah this subgenre of
roblocks hasn't changed one bit listen bro i get it it's really good to have high standards
but if you're trying to achieve this on Roblox,
you're going to get this fucking never.
Not even the online e-girls are going to be able to match your fucking standards, my boy.
And if you even go out into the real world
and asking a real live breathing female if they could do all this for you,
you are going to get fucking laughed at.
So do yourself a favor, lower your standards a little bit.
Maybe consider being a normal human being for once
Because that shit is never happening in a million years.
If you want all these standards, motherfucker, you got character AI, and that's all you'll be able to ask for.
Oh, we got another one of these people.
A fact that everybody needs to accept real love can be online too.
Go to Home Depot and buy one of these motherfuckers.
If anybody in the audience is currently e-dating or considering e-dating, please stop
it now and you're gonna sit here and tell me that oh my pooky bear is not in fact fucking 10 other dudes
behind my back you're lying to yourself you really are so from one man to another if you're
e-dating some girl dude just just quit it now i've never encouraged cheating before but if you're
e-dating somebody you should at least do the common decency and give them some character development
make them learn their fucking lesson please ladies and gentlemen this is exhibit a of what the
definition of mental illnesses. Are you hello kitty? Because I'm trying to say hello to your kitty.
Wow, dude, we got a fucking comedian in the house. Listen, pal, if you plan to go to the club and then
hit up the hose with this pickup line, you have absolutely nobody to blame but yourself whenever you
get registered as a fucking sacks offender. If anybody in their right mind unironically thinks this is
the best pickup line for the hose, that's just natural selection at this point, dude. You deserve to be
on the registry.
Listen, I get it.
This video was supposed to be funny and relatable and all this other shit.
To me, you just told me that you're a fucking fat ass.
By the way, YouTube, I'm not saying that anybody has a fat ass.
They are a fat ass.
Gotta clear that shit up because they've been recently demonetizing my shit recently for adult content.
Just wanted to clarify YouTube.
I'm not talking about literal fucking ass cheeks.
Listen, audience, I love food, just like the fat ass that lives next door to me.
But under no circumstances, am I going to get this?
that fucking happy if my significant other bought me fucking PDQ.
All I'm gonna say is that if you get this happy over food, chances are you need to go to the
fucking gym.
Listen, pal, this shit is not quirky and funny.
You are actually just mentally deranged.
Listen, audience, if I'm gonna be completely honest, I was quite a big simp in high school.
If I had a crush on a girl, I made it my fucking personality until I stopped liking them.
So I'm gonna give you guys some advice, something that you should really take to heart right now.
If you have a crush on a girl, do not make it your fucking personality.
Don't try to romanticize the fact that you have a crush on anybody.
If you really feel like you need to tell them, just tell them.
And get this, don't make a big fucking deal out of it.
If she likes you back, she likes you back.
That's all that really matters.
But believe me, ladies and gentlemen, it's much easier to get a no
and you still look like a normal human being than doing what this person does.
here and stalking their entire fucking bloodline.
Dudes will do absolutely everything than actually asking out the girl.
So with that being said, don't be like this person.
Audience, I'm not normally the type of guy to tell somebody what to do with their money.
If you are just rich as fucking, you want to go ahead and do some absolute dumb shit, go right on ahead.
I can say for myself, I've done some pretty dumb shit with money.
But to be fair, like all things in this universe, there's definitely a limit here.
If your full-time job is spoiling 10-year-old E-girls on Roblox with a bunch of Robux,
firstly, I think that you can allocate your money to something better.
But secondly, I think that you should also go to fucking jail.
I know what your intentions are if you're spending this type of money on 10-year-olds and Roblox.
You need to be on a watch list, Mr. Sir.
Listen, girl, I really appreciate your offer.
I'm sure that you're a very kind person.
But if you're doing this TikTok and not showing me what you look like, but just showing your Roblox character,
I think that tells me just about everything I need to know.
Just because this video was recorded in Roblox just tells me that you are extremely mentally ill.
And to be honest, I want nothing to do with you.
Not only are you a Roblox E-Girl, but you're also jealous and very obsessive.
And I am just trying to not have that type of drama in my life.
So in other words, girl, uh, you can f- right off.
All right, I'm just gonna pretend I don't know what they're referring to.
And for anybody in the audience that also knows what they're referring to, I'm so sorry.
I can't exactly say what they're referring to because YouTube would snipe me off the platform like Thomas Crook's snipe Donald Trump.
But you guys got chat GPT, you guys got Google.com, you guys did probably find some fucking Bing article about it.
But YouTube, I do not encourage this behavior.
Okay.
Okay, I do have to say that at least their relationship is in real life, because chances are he is probably the person that gave her all that money and all those gifts.
So I think this is the only Roblox couple that I can't exactly shit on.
However, I do think the idea that you're dating the Hello Kitty girl is a little alarming.
So with that knowledge, I recommend you just sleep with one eye open every single night.
But hey, at least you guys are dating in real life.
Okay, now we're just getting into some psycho shit.
Well, audience, what do you think?
Subscribe to the channel if I should make another video about Roblox Cringe.
With that being said, I'll catch you guys.
Later.
Is this, excuse me, is this part of the law, a part of getting pulled over?
I'll tell you what.
Is it?
I'm just asking because you're being pretty forceful about it.
All right, people, what's up?
Today we're checking out a Karen that freaks out over a traffic ticket.
I'm watching you drive all the way up the street with your head buried in the phone.
All the way up the street.
No, it was not.
You know what? I'm going to go ahead and pull you over.
I have it on my camera. I have everything.
And I mean, and don't tell me you're on directions.
We are so early in the video and the officer is not having it.
You can hear it in this guy's voice that he's not having a good day.
It ought to be in this lady's best interest to not test this officer.
There it is, ladies and gentlemen,
the montage of bitching, the montage of complaining.
Only a few seconds in the video, and there's so much more to check out.
Put a cork in my ass, this video is going to be amazing.
Stay in your car.
Stay in your car.
31.
30.
The officer is from Heidi, Boston.
Any two of the officers with Ivy Boston.
31, got him.
Henderson, hi, with Robert.
I mean you bring them to the ground with police brutality.
I comprehended almost nothing of what this woman has said except the words police brutality.
Lady, I think you have a very warped definition of what police brutality is.
All I'm going to say is that you are quite lucky that I wasn't the officer.
Things would have been handled very differently.
You need your license, your registration and insurance.
Can you please put your feet in and close the door?
Why?
Because it's for my safety and your safety.
Well, you see my hands at all time.
Is this against the law right there?
Am I not allowed to have...
Is your license registration insurance, man?
You're willing to text with your daughter in the back seat.
Dude, I'm not texting.
You're typing and you look...
There's a picture there and you're typing under with a green text bubble.
I'm not texting.
Comments on a picture.
I really have to give it to the officer.
The amount of detail that this man is describing this woman in 4K.
Like, are we just not going to pretend that we didn't just catch you texting as he approaches?
your car? What other position would your thumbs be in if you weren't texting?
Fucking moron.
This is a little thing.
You know what?
You're maybe an old man.
So I use this little thing.
I don't need your insurance.
I'll pull it up, ma'am.
You are going to be issued a citation.
And I talk in my phone like this.
Sorry to break it to you lady, but you're kind of a lying sack of shit.
As we approach this lady's car together, audience, does it look like that she put her phone up to her damn chin like she was taking a mirror or something?
I don't think so. We are catching this lady in so many lies today.
Can anybody advise if there's a wagon from that watch?
You don't have a little way out. There's a way here and stuff.
My child has had an accident.
In this section of the anime, the Karen is now trying to direct the blame toward the child in the backseat.
You know, the same child's life that was put in danger by this woman.
Now she's trying to shift the blame because the child shit its pants.
I've never seen a more elegant way to try escaping a traffic ticket.
I don't think the unthinkerickick.
think the officer has the responsibility over shitty shorts? I think that's yours, Karen.
I've asked you to stay in your seat, ma'am. I have a child to intend to. I've asked you to stay in
your seat. Can you please close? Is this, excuse me, is this part of the law, a part of getting
pulled over? I'll tell you what. Is it? I'm just asking because you're being pretty
forceful about it and I would like to know the truth. Is that a law? There's your driver. There's your
driver. Can you answer you that for me, Officer Connor? Maybe I'm not understanding the Karen and
where she's coming from, but where is this officer being forceful? The dude's had a long day.
He's trying to get the day done and over with. I think the last thing on his to-do list is to force
you in to do anything and especially caring for your shitty shorts in the backseat.
What you're being cited for is texting while driving today, ma'am? I'm going to give you a copy of the law
today. You're not going to answer my question about the law. What is your question again?
Is this illegal to have my door open? It depends on my feeling of a safety and you've been very aggressive for
absolutely no reason.
Come on, bro.
You have a smart, I'm not your bro.
Well, I don't care, but I'll call you what I want.
Your small child is dependent on you, and their life is in danger.
Their life is in danger because of what you're doing.
You're endangering all our lives today, and that's why you're being excited.
You're making an assumption that I was texting when I'm using voice to talk.
No, you're fucking, oh, dude, this Karen is pissing me off.
There is no way in God's Green Earth that this is the same thing as this.
If I had to take a shot of vodka for each time this lady has lied in the video, I would be wasted.
I would be dead.
And you can go to court on the 19.
9 o'clock in the morning.
I would love to play.
Karen, I would not be so confident about going to court.
Now you see, Karen, everything has conveniently been recorded and it's not looking so good for you.
I can pull a $1 George Washington out of my ass crack and it'll still pay for a better lawyer that'll win the lawsuit.
This for the judge. This would be absolutely outstanding. This would be entertaining for the judge.
You can go on the 19th at 9 o'clock in the morning. This address, courtroom 1B, to plead not guilty in front of a judge.
Sure.
Your second option, you can actually pay for it in person downtown.
Making us all unsafe on the road.
The amount of self-awareness this woman lacks is actually astonishing.
Did he not just discuss like court opportunities for this woman to plead not guilty in front of a judge
and not disrespecting an officer.
Literal seconds later, you're calling him Butterfingers.
I think this within itself just reveals that she's not guilty and she's free to go.
Butterfingers, making us all unsafe on the road.
I'll tell you what.
You know what?
Are you going to stop the traffic?
I'm going to go ahead and give you a copy of the locks day.
I don't even need you to sign this.
I'll go ahead and say unwilling.
No, no, no, don't do that in my car, please.
Excuse me, that's my property.
Do not do this on my property.
Oh God forbid, Officer Connor is writing a ticket for your street texting, have an ass.
If you were just off your phone for a few minutes, all of this would have been preventable.
But no, let's put the officer my child and everybody in town in danger.
Because my fucking Tinder date matters more than the child in my backseat.
Do not do this on my property?
Unwilling.
Do you have any questions for me today, man?
Plenty of questions.
There you go.
Are you going to stop the traffic so I can take a left out?
Not a chance.
Why?
Do you have any other questions, man?
Have a great day, man.
You know my daughter just had an accident.
What a great final jab to throw at the officer.
How dare you give me a traffic ticket?
Did you know that my daughter took a shit in my car because of you?
I'm going to go to court because of this.
Yeah, that's right, ladies and gentlemen, you just witnessed a traffic ticket and a baby shitting their pants.
But anyways, audience, that's it for today.
Please click the video on screen.
I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
Audience, why is it whenever I visit Spisey's channel?
he significantly gets worse every single time.
Before he used to just talk about blowing up his toilet,
now he's fucking mewing and looks maxing on camera.
I thought this guy was the Spice King,
not the next episode of f***ched.
Oh yes, Daddy.
Nah, no, no, no, not a Spicey.
What the f-the-craziest part about her actually saying,
Oh, yes, Daddy.
It's not because she's actually saying it,
it's because you fucking told her to.
Spicey, we already got a bunch of weirdos
saying weird shit about your sisters,
but now you're trying to make him
say shit to appeal to those weirdos.
Newsflash, everybody, Spisey's weird.
All right, people, what's up?
I think that the Spice King Spicey has officially lost it this time.
Now, for everybody that has been living under Patrick Starr's fucking rock,
Spicey recently announced that he's doing a disc track on Pat God Vesh Remy and look at that.
Look at that handsome motherfucker.
Anyways, I don't know whether this video is coming out whenever the dish track is already published,
but if it is, if it's not, I don't really give a fuck.
The video's still valid.
I just want to make a video going over all.
the weird shit that Spicey is that's not going to be included in my district that I'm going to publish
later, which includes but not limited to, Spicey making his little sisters that have English
for a second language say weird shit like, oh yes, Daddy, and calling him Daddy amongst other weird things.
Oh yes, daddy. Constantly referring to his little sisters by throwing them in the basement.
Wanna go back to Bacy, Bacy? No! Next time you don't need this stuff. You won't have food for a week.
And, uh, saying this for some reason,
Hello, Sour Patch Kids!
I love kids!
So yeah, with that being said, we're going to be the FBI today
and watch Spise's latest long form only featuring his sisters.
Sister versus Sister Extreme Spicy Battle.
And, uh, as you could see from the thumbnail,
it doesn't look like this kind young lady is, uh, enjoying herself.
Let's begin.
Sister versus Sister, who can handle the spice better?
Okay, audience, for starters, why does the spicy?
background of this video look like something you'd find on the dark web?
I mean, look at this man. Does he not look like he's ready to torture somebody any second now?
Ready to pounce a motherfucker.
Second off, there should be nothing that you should be censoring that should be around that girl's mouth.
I'm starting to get a little fucking concerned.
And thirdly, why does she look like she's about to explode?
I feel like I'm watching a fucking red room.
Contestant number one?
My sister Emma calls herself the spice queen.
Can eat the Carolina Reaper Pepper.
Contestant number two, my little sister, Bob.
She can eat five habanero peppers and loves pickles.
Yay!
You know, I just thought about it.
I really hope Spisey pays these two girls really well for these videos.
Because, uh, I don't know what kind of mental state you have to be in to volunteer for a video like this.
I mean, seriously, the food that she's eating looks like the byproduct of my shit Taco Bell.
Nobody wants to volunteer for this.
And as Spisey says, otherwise, he's fucking lying.
spin the super price wheel.
Why are you censoring the wheel, Spicey?
There better not be anything we're not supposed to see on that fucking wheel.
Why do I think that that Dorito doesn't actually taste like a Dorito?
You guys see that right? That's not her finger. That looks like pizza dough.
Does the food that Spice even eats even tastes like anything?
Because if that's just food coloring and that's just pizza dough, I mean, you can get away with just about anything on this YouTube channel.
Does anything that Spicey does even real?
Cheese, Root!
Wanna go back to Basie Basie?
No, no.
You know, when I think about it, I think I would be just as scared as these girls here.
Once again, look at this motherfucker, take a good look at him.
Take a look at this harmless, healthy man that totally wouldn't torture you in a fucking basement.
That surely wouldn't make you snort Carolina reaper seeds the second you wake up in the morning.
I see why they're scared of them, totally.
I mean, seriously, waking up and seeing that motherfucker in my face, my lord.
Well, she's fucking dead.
Also, completely off topic.
I know she just passed away.
I can't fucking care less.
Spicy ice cream?
Where does that go together?
At that point, shouldn't you just be eating dry fucking ice?
It tastes sweet and spicy.
Spiciness six out of them.
Big or small?
Big!
You know,
Girl, it says Scovel units.
ABCmouse.com, give it a try, please.
My reaction, exactly.
Also, Mr. Dumbfk.
A.k.A. Spicey shouldn't have done that whatsoever.
If you were gonna do that to you,
your sisters, maybe you should have made them wear darker clothes.
Spicey, I know you own a lot of white wife beaters.
I know what happens when you get them wet.
That fucking shirt, their fucking shirts are about to look like a PNG.
That's not good, Spicey, especially with the weirdo comments you guys get.
Make them wear dark clothes next time, you dumb ass.
Yeah, I seen that jump cut, Spicey.
I saw how you gave him a different pickle with no shit on it.
I knew your videos were fake, Spicey ever since the start.
Audience, this singular frame right here, I need to frame on my fucking wall.
Listen, if this video gets 30,000 likes, I'll frame this video inside of my studio wall forever.
So every morning I walk in the studio and I have to cook up a brand new video.
I would have to see this picture in my studio every day.
Please like the video.
I would love to look at this every time I record.
Not.
Next time you do sneaky stuff, you won't have a food for a week!
You see, audience, that's how you know what's bad.
Spicey doesn't even qualify the food that they're eating as real food.
I mean, seriously, would you even qualify if this is food?
It looks like something I'd create in my third grade science lab.
They want to try it?
Yeah, these videos are definitely fake.
There's no way you got a toe of Satan to be that big.
It doesn't even look like a lollipop.
It just looks like a normal pepper that's super size.
Also, totally forgot to mention, but can we please talk about how depressed these two look?
They look so stressed about doing every single video with Spicey.
As I said at the start audience, Spicey has got to be paying these girls well.
There's no way I would volunteer to do this stuff.
No!
Dude, it literally looks like she's crying at this point.
I get that the videos are fake Spicey, but at least some of the props in the video have to have a little bit of spice.
I can tell by just looking at both of them that they cannot handle spice whatsoever, especially Bob.
She looks like she's finished with the video right now.
His shit more unsafe than a Mr. B said.
I see.
Daddy.
Yep, yep, that's enough, that's enough.
Audience, I will see you guys in a few days
when I drop a disc track on Spicey.
Everybody subscribe, let's get 5 mil.
Reading, Maui.
Two years, audience, do you even know
what two years even means right now?
It has been two years since I have talked about this person.
And now this person is coming back two years later
to collab with Bella the Wolf.
Come on, hot, whoopo, hot, whoop.
Somebody fucking kill me.
All right, people, what's up?
Today, I sadly announced to you all that Meowpa has returned.
Now, for those of the audience that have only been born roughly two years ago and doesn't know what's going on,
Meowpa back in 2022 was a PNG YouTuber ripoff of the YouTuber Jelly Bean,
where this person would go on to YouTube shorts, TikTok, etc.
Starting to sound like another person that we're talking about today in 2024.
They both say a bunch of edgy shit for a bunch of free YouTube content for everybody.
Why are you and...
They both have Discord servers that are full of degeneracy.
They both claim their god.
Hi everyone.
It's Bell the Wolf, aka God.
And they are both very iconic YouTube punching bags.
And today, ladies and gentlemen, they collab.
Come on a hot o'u-v-v-v-hap-poo.
Come on a hot-o-v-v-v-v-v-a-poh.
Audience, what the fuck did I just watch?
I feel like I genuinely just watched a video
where someone just spent hours of their drawing talent
and threw it all right down the fucking drain over some bull-sh-h-animation.
like this. Like, come on, guys, look at the art style. It's honestly not that bad. You know, I'm sure if you
had a good portfolio when you put that shit up on Instagram, there would be some people that would
commission you. But no, this random person had to throw away all their talent to draw Meowba and
Bella the fucking wolf. First off, you're a sad sack of shit. Secondly, out of any video that you
could have chose to animate right now, you animated this. Bro, the bills cannot be this
fucking ginormous, holy shit.
And lastly, audience, this is the last collab that nobody ever asked for.
But we still got it anyway, and it was worse than we fucking thought.
If I had to rate this collab video, put that shit in the fucking bin.
Garbage.
Anyways, now that we got the worst collab video out of all of human history out of the way,
I think it's appropriate.
We catch up on the Bella the Wolf in Meowba lore.
In general, I'm just curious what they're up to.
Aside from the Discord calls I've had with Bella,
She's actually a pretty kind person to me.
Let's check out what both of them are up to online on YouTube.
God is in and you'll fix you up.
If you're a toy, then you're in luck.
Cancer isn't real, wall.
Grow the fuck up.
Damn audience, Bella, really just exposed the medical world in one fucking sentence.
Cancer's not real, ladies and gentlemen.
That loved one, that loved one?
That grandma you fucking love so much?
Yeah, that wasn't really.
Wake the fuck up. Actually, wait, what did she say? No, grow the fuck up. Wake and grow the fuck up. You guys believe that cancer is real.
P-Fucking idiot. That was a joke, YouTube, you sensitive little vaginas at YouTube headquarters. You could put your inhaler back in your man purse, you little fucking pixie. It was a joke, you piece of shit.
Reading meows discord questions, part 16. Okay, so, uh, this is not the meowba that I remember. What happened to the meowba that was like Hawaii and Uwu?
and all this other shit.
I do not remember Meow but looking like a fucking chocolate moose.
Does Meow celebrate Juneteenth?
Of course Meow does.
As a proud black trans male, Juneteenth is an important day of our culture.
What the fuck is Juneteenth?
Sorry, guys, I'm whiter than a piece of fucking paper.
I don't know this shit.
A holiday celebrated on June 19th to commemorate the emancipation of enslaved people in the U.S.
Oh, yeah, that.
Yeah, W. Black people.
Meow, but today is Etyka's death aversary.
POV, you're a rage-made gotcha P&G Tuber and you can't bring up dead people
Listen, Miaoba, Bella, I get that you're trying to be funny, right?
Racism, homophobia, whatever the fuck you want to do, just make sure it's funny.
But can we not bring up dead people?
Like, please.
Hitley's bringing up dead people that have died recently and it's a little too soon to bring up.
Like, if you want to roast Abraham Lincoln for his John getting blown off in 1860, I don't know what the fuck it was.
Who gives this shit?
Who cares?
But for people like Etika and Technoblay, can you at least wait 20 fucking years?
Miaba, who the frick is Etika?
Nani, is this?
How dare you disrespect Meow's dead husband Etika Senpai?
Streamer by day, lover by night.
This shit cannot be real.
If you guys were to ask me, how do I think this video came to be?
Think about this.
You have a bunch of chronically online teenagers that are in a Discord call 24-7,
aka Meowpa's server.
She just picks one of those schmucks to go ahead and record a video for her.
Hence, since they have absolutely no reputation, no motion, no fucking money,
they have absolutely no care in the world what they get to say for Meowpa.
Because if you work for Meowpa, you get your big fucking internet break with 20,000 shorts views on Meowpa's YouTube channel.
This audience is how this video came to be in its fucking said.
RIP, Etica.
Shut the fuck up.
Loving husband, a loving father.
Meow!
Eidica did not die for this.
Bro, if you guys are treating Eika like this after he passed away, my lord, I can't imagine whenever I die.
I swear when I die, I'm gonna get like 50 fucking Ouija board compilations on me overnight.
Hell of the Wolf and Meowba are gonna create body pillows of me and upload it to their YouTube channels or something.
I'm fucking scared what you guys are gonna do to me.
My only request when I die is for you to make a bunch of AI videos of me making fun of people.
That's all I ask for. Yeah, but can I get just one lick of your thighs please?
What the fuck?
Sampai no, ooh-
I wanna talk to the parents of this child and I just want to ask him the singular question
Why the fuck have you not beat his ass by now?
If I seen my son talking like this in his bedroom, his ass would be cripp-walking like fucking Christopher Reeve.
Talking like that on Discord to a bunch of two-year-olds, I'm gonna beat your fucking ass
Eating my Discord questions, part f***!
Is there a Bella hell, and if so, what is it like?
Yes, there is a hell for sinners who don't repent to bellism.
The bellism hell is filled with regret and despair for those who dare to mock or slander me.
You heard that, fellas, basically we're all fucked.
I don't know if you saw my previous video where basically Bella explains to all of us how to convert to bellism.
Basically, you have to abuse your animal by carving the letter B into its paw.
And then you gotta light some coconut candles with a picture of Bella in the center.
And then you dance around the fucking fire with some bongos and shit.
And then you might get to Bellism Heaven or whatever the fuck it's called.
But since 99.9% of us are too fucking lazy for any of that shit.
Uh, we're doomed.
We're done for.
We are burning in Bellism hell, baby.
Which honestly, might seem better than Bellism Heaven.
Not gonna lie.
How do I feel about Pack God's new disc track?
The Pat God Dischacked honestly.
The entire lyrics is filled with insults that even a kindergarten would use.
Yeah, well, your disc track to Pat God in stake wasn't any better.
Speaking of which, I gotta show you that disc track.
Yo, DJ, spin that shit.
Hey, fell on the Bho.
I'm not gonna say anything about this disc track, but look at the like to dislike ratio.
I think that explains enough.
Just kidding.
This disc track is so fucking duty booty.
Even Spisey's disc track on me, Vesh Rumi, and Pat God was better.
This disc track just makes me want to kill myself.
The only thing that she did in this disc track was ruin a Kendrick Lamar beat.
That was it.
You go down just like only Mary.
Mariana.
Mariana.
Not just a...
I cannot believe Miaba has this high of a production now in her videos.
How the fuck did you go from this?
Hi there, Miga, Chan.
Welcome to Meow's B&G to our introduction.
To this shit.
Honestly, it's beyond me.
There is so much great talent in this world, ladies and gentlemen,
but they all wasted on bullshit like this.
It makes me sad.
Like, bro, if you want to make some money, come to me, I will pay you.
You don't have to be a fucking loser Discord e-kitten all day.
You can come to me too.
I don't know, bro.
It's depressing as fuck.
Anyways, audience, leave a like in the video if you think I should make a follow-up video to Meowba and Bella.
Help me get to 5 million subs.
I'll see y'all later.
Fuck right, hey, c-me-ass, bitch.
That ass, I don't even care, bro.
If this is what I gotta do, if this is what I gotta do to get on?
All right, people, what's up?
Today we're checking out the biggest TikTok clout chaser of all time.
I introduce all of you to the subway worker, Jumani.
Mr. Jemani got fired from all of his other jobs
from basically being a very horrible person.
And now he's turned a new leaf to wipe his ass with,
starting a brand new job and a brand new life at Subway, only to completely ruin this job too.
And today I have a job interview at Subway.
I am a little nervous about it because I do have a criminal record and it is hard to explain what I did and why I did it.
There's no justification for what I've done.
So I just hope that I'm able to get the job and maybe they don't do a background check and I'll be back to work.
At this point, you might be asking yourself the question.
Holy shit, what did he do that was so heinous at his other jobs?
Just a little stealing and some fucking vandalization.
Fuck right a, cvass bitch
We don't support none of this shit right here, look at
Just take a look on his fucking face and tell me if you see any remorse in his eyes
Anyways, the anime lore with this colossal piece of shit can honestly go on forever
Essentially I'm cutting the bullshit and we're gonna spread these ass cheeks wide open on this guy
He's a piece of shit
Tell me to know to sign me the dreamt-true.
Real shit, at meek Mill
Let them know, nigg I'm trying to get signed the dream chase of this subway shit
For anybody out in the audience that isn't quite gangster as me, he's referring to a music artist and he's trying to get signed.
I'm not quite sure what exactly his marketing strategy is to get signed with Meek Mill.
But I don't think trashing your place of work is exactly the best idea for literally any fucking job.
Fuck all of this subway shit, bro.
At Meek Mill, man. Let him know. I'm trying to sign the team chases, bro.
Dead ass.
I'm done working in Subway.
That ass.
At me, mill.
Let him know, dream chases.
I'm not with none of this clout chasing shit, bro.
This guy just said, and I quote, I'm not with any of this clout chasing shit.
Motherfucker, what do you think you was doing?
You have an ass literally sounded like a Pokemon saying at Meek Mill for the past 30 fucking seconds.
And you're saying you're not a clout chaser.
All of this cloud chaser shit is temporary, bro.
Dead ass.
I don't want to do this.
I find it very ironic he's saying clout chasing is temporary.
Is that criminal record also temporary clout chasing too?
Because I don't know about you, but I feel like Subway only gave you a job because they fucking felt bad for you.
And after all the begging and pleading you due to Subway, they finally give you the job.
And this guy goes right back around to bite the hand that gave him the job in the first place.
What an ungrateful bastard.
I really don't want to be doing none of this.
Like, for real.
At me, Mill, let him know, bro.
Jamani way.
Germani struggle.
Whatever you, listen.
Adam, let him know that.
I'm trying to get signed a dream chases, bro.
Like, how many, like, all over this shit.
I'm done with all of this clock chasing shit, man.
At this point, you got to appreciate how shameless this dude actually is.
I got some anxiety that makes me nervous whenever I go into a restaurant.
This guy's just straight up destroying the restaurant.
He's bringing the word cloud chasing and hustle to new levels and new heights.
Who am I to compare myself to Jumani's struggle, the cloud chasing god?
But hey, Jumani, guess who got put on first?
I'll give you a hint.
It's not you.
Get fucked.
I'm done with this, bro.
Like, that ass, I'm not trying to do none of this.
I would, listen, everything will hit the floor.
Everything, I'll throw everything on the floor, man.
That ass, I don't even care, bro.
If this is what I got to do, if this is what I got to do to get on,
this is what I'm going to do to get on, bro.
This guy's definition of getting, quote, unquote, put on is so unbelievably warped,
it's pissing me off.
I really want to ask this guy if he knows that any successful person started off at the top.
What I see is a desperate man that gave up on life trying to cheat up,
his way to the top by doing anything and everything in his power to go ahead and get himself
some of that sweet teat of clout at meek mill this is directly to meek directly to meek mill
let him know i'm trying to get on you feel me i ain't trying i ain't trying to be doing none of this
clout chasing shit but this is what i got to do this is what this is what you got to do is either this
or be in the streets on some dumb shit you feel me what the fuck is he on about it's either you
getting put on or you going to the fucking streets.
Motherfucker, if you can't hold down the small responsibility of holding down a night shift
at Subway, I don't think you deserve any internet influence over anybody.
Because nobody's gonna utter the words out their fucking mouth that they want to be Jumani from Subway.
You kinda fucked yourself, low key.
Shish!
Alright, so yeah, this is...
Got clean all of this up.
You know what I'm saying?
This is the aftermath trying to reach out to meek.
Meek, you know what I'm saying?
Like I said, or anybody that's in a position to help, you know what I mean?
Put me in a better position.
At this segment of the video, Armand Jumani has Postnut clarity and realizes what the fuck
he did.
But even in the five minutes of Postnut Euphoria, he still has no idea what he did wrong.
The only thing this dude's thinking about right now was Hooker's cocaine and Meek Mills meat in his ass.
And I'm not talking about the meat on the fucking ground.
Like, this right here, bro, this is like...
You know, you know, I don't think y'all realized how much I had to go through to get to this point where this became acceptable for me.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, this isn't, this isn't.
This is crazy, man.
But, you know, when you hungry and you try to eat, bro, you know what I'm saying?
You start doing, you start doing whatever, bro.
I don't know if this guy's trying to get our sympathy or to applaud him for taking such a huge step in his life.
Motherfucking, you didn't do anything that we would applaud you for.
All you did was commit an act of vandalization.
Absolutely nobody that watches this video is going to think, holy shit.
Oh, wow, I gotta fucking congratulate this guy.
But, you know, when you're hungry and you try to eat, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
You start doing whatever, bro.
That's a total fucking lie.
If I'm quote unquote hungry to get some clout on the internet,
then I'm going to hustle on my YouTube shit.
I'm not going to look at my current job that I have and start vandalizing the place.
There's no way to cheat to the top.
It's taken me over nine years to get to the place that I am now.
And seeing people like this, this 28-year-old man,
thinking he can do whatever he pleases to get to.
the top. The dudes got it all wrong. You actually have to work.
I was to ever see this. Um, I, listen, if I was some of a lot of these other artists, I would take
that 20,000. But honestly, I sign for free. You know, I would honestly sign for free.
And, um, at this point, bro, Chacho, I don't think even free is worth your fucking name.
And I'm not saying you're worth something. I'm just saying you're worth less than dog shit.
Not only did this guy commit a huge active vandalization and wasting a shit ton of fucking food.
And I'm sure once all your family and friends,
saw this video, they didn't congratulate you in the slightest.
They're probably ashamed that they even know you.
And trust me, I would fucking be ashamed too.
I feel like signing me, it's not, I don't come with any problem.
What a fucking psychopath.
There ain't no way, you did all that bullshit,
and then you're saying you don't have problems.
This guy's gotta be on drugs.
I'm definitely not doing any more stale of videos
because, you know, people don't really care about it as much as vandalizing.
And that's what I'm doing this for.
I'm doing it for views.
I'm doing it for publicity.
Everything is controversy, controversy sells.
Fuck you. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today.
Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
