Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 35

Episode Date: October 31, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 35

Dad, can I have a new phone? All right, bro, these brain rot channels are getting more and more fucking stupid by the day. True Sigma Mail can buy this phone to show how true real Sigma they are. Yeah, uh, I'm gonna put a bullet in my head at the end of this video. All right, people, what's up? Today, I think I found one of the worst brain rot channels of all time. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Boogie Toons. If you're looking for the most repetitive animations that tell us,

the same jokes every video. Then, motherfucker, I got the thing for you. Yeah, so you know whenever I said that he rinses and repeats the same jokes over again? This is Exhibit A of what you're going to be experiencing throughout this video. It's the same sound effects, the same jokes, almost the same animation sometime. But anyways, a $900,000 car, huh? Daddy Car is given with a belt. Daddy Car can resist to an atomic bomb.

Daddy car is faster than a sleepy snail. Daddy car can looks maxing your mewing. A hundred percent guarantee real car. Bro, I guarantee you some retarded five-year-old kids gonna be like, holy shit! I could get a fucking daddy car that has looks maxing and mewing? Holy shit, bro. If I caught my son watching Boogie tunes,

I would be beating his fucking ass for the next two and a half hours. No, dad. Money. Bro, why does this muffing a little fucking look? like the retards on the Olive Garden menu. I swear audience this has gotta be some of the shittiest animation I've ever seen. Bro says that he's an animator and he likes to make funny cartoons. Bro, you're not an animator, this shit is a fucking mistake. You probably listen to your mama too much whenever she would compliment your shittie doodles as a kid.

Fucking shitty-ass animations. Listen, I know the animation literally just began, but I cannot get over the fact that this mufika called himself an animator. when all he did was draw a fucking P&G and moved it around a little bit. Why the fuck is YouTube giving animators with such shitty art? A million subscribers and sometimes 10 million plus views of video. YouTube, is this really the top talent that you can push to the top of the algorithm? Is this really the best animators that you can find on your platform?

Listen, YouTube, if you want to push an artist to the top of the algorithm, push my artist to the top. She's the reason I got 4 million. subscribers. Don't be given this bullshit 10 million views. The fuck. Call on ambulance! Call on ambulance! Oh. Bro looks like Andrew Tate whenever he sees his 16-year-old wife. Fucking all these 15-year-old, not 15, sorry, 16-year-old women.

Also completely off topic, but can we look at the pictures in the background? You got the world record egg with the fucking Roblox mewing face. You got a picture of an inferior cat. Whenever it should actually be Bob. You got this old f***er. I don't know how he became a meme. And then you got this gay shit. This whole image audience, just drink it in for a second.

Apparently audience, allegedly this person looked at this video and thought, yeah, this is great to upload to YouTube.com. I am fucking baffled the shit that YouTube.com is promoting. Rule number seven. No students in my... Where the fuck did that finger come from? You could put that shit right back in your ass. Dude, what the fuck just happened?

I swear just a second. Second ago, this lady pulled her pointer finger out of her fucking asshole. And now all of a sudden the school blew up. And for some fucking reason, there's dynamite inside of a school classroom. Can somebody please make sense of this shit for me? I swear this animator doesn't even fucking think whenever he's animating. He just draws shit. No thought process, no thinking behind it.

He just fucking does. And then you get this monstrosity that you call animation allegedly. First rule, no talking. Does that mean? Oh, so now this dude is just reanimating that SpongeBob episode with the Drill Sergeant. All right, audience, let's see if fucking Boogie Toons is going to out-animate SpongeBob of all shows. Second rule, no eating in my class. What?

No eating in my classroom. Rule number three, no mewing. What? No mewing in my classroom. Bro, is this shit like the same video every fucking time? I really do wonder how many more times we're gonna see this exact same shit compressed explosion. And in case you're still wondering, audience, no, they didn't do fucking better than SpongeBob. Literally nothing can be...

NO! He's singing in my classroom! This animation was fucking dog shit. Dad, can I... This fucking video again... ...it Dad! Look at this fucking... Bro, can you shut the fuck up?

No, dad. Yeah, I agree. Listen, I know that some of you guys in the audience are artist, right? My question to you is, why the fuck have you not started your art career? The money is there, ladies and gentlemen. The millions of followers is there. Most of you have talent, you just have to link it with being funny. Actually, no, scratch that, you don't even need to be fucking funny.

If this dude exists and has a gold play button, And I am certain your fucking ass can get some real money. Son, where did you find this delicious cheese? There. Dude, where the fuck do you come up with these ideas? And why is your house shaped like a dude that would touch kids? I wouldn't let my sons in a football field radius be around that house. I feel like if they get any closer, their fucking rectum's going to be dittled.

Creepy-ass fucking house. Son, where did you find these delicious chocolate balls? There. Wait a minute, did I really just watch the same fucking video? This isn't even like the same idea or the same audio from another video. This was literally the exact same format of a previous video. Audience, are you guys seeing the connection here? The second that this dude gets a good video idea,

he's gonna rinse and repeat it until it gets two views on YouTube. This man is the definition of milking the cow until it's dry. And the best part about it is that this video wasn't even funny the first time. This is just fucking stupid. Nah, no, no, no, no. I am not fucking watching this video again. What is it? He's eating ice cream and then he's like, oh look, and then there's shit everywhere.

You know what? Fuck it, I gotta find out what it is. John, where did you find this delicious ice cream? There. Wow, audience. Am I a fucking genius or what? I can't believe that there's a bunch of five-year-old kids that are watching that video. And they're squealing like fucking pigs because they're laughing so hard.

Like, motherfucker, did you watch any other show than the doodle bobs growing up? You unfunny fucking band kid that's going to get slammed in lockers in 10 years. I put a bomb in your pizza. You what? Bro, at this point, the videos aren't even making sense. But then again, this video was brain rot. It's not supposed to make fucking sense. I'm supposed to have a lukewarm body temperature

and picking my nose with a fucking monkey butt watching these videos. Just like every other retarded five-year-old that consumes this shit. What you doing? I dreamed I was drinking lemonade. This is not lemonade. This is... Yeah, my brain is officially fucking fried. Ladies and gentlemen, this person has a million subscribers on YouTube.

And because I have four million, let's make our sub-gap even bigger. Please help me get to 5 mil. Thank you. What's wrong? I was only going to... Again. All right, people, what's up? These YouTube comic book dubs are actually predatory. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Coco's Comics.

Yes, I know this person only has 9,000 subscribers. I don't know how I find the most obscure-ass people on the planet. But hey, this person is absolutely disgusting. Anyways, to make a long story short, scrolling across this person's YouTube channel, They love making NSFW videos about kids, kids, kids, and more fucking kids. Gwen's secret to cheering up Ben. Ben 10 comic. She's 10 years old.

Demon Slayer betrayal. Nezico's shocking toy. Nezico was 14 years old. Mabel and Wendy versus Jason Dipper. Mabel is 12 years old. Yeah, this person needs to be in a cage. Let's begin. What's happening to us?

No clue. That magic mushroom power. or dipper gave me made us super horny. What the fuck? Audience, usually whenever I check out these really weird and suss YouTube channels that, you know, have the really weird thumbnails and titles, nine times out of 10, they never actually deliver inside of the actual video. But we just clicked on this video and we got delivery in the first 10 seconds.

The title and thumbnail is not clickbait. If there is some freaky shit in the title and the thumbnail, you bet your ass, it's gonna be in the actual video. And also, I really just have to point out this one thing. Yes, this YouTube channel is definitely making some freaky-ass comic dubs. But the main problem I have here is that how exactly did you get this onto YouTube? I would think that if you're like any other person on the internet, you have to download these images to your hard drive.

And then crop the images to make it safe to post on YouTube. What I'm saying here, ladies and gentlemen, is that this person is actually downloading cheese pizza to their... hard drive. Which, if you guys don't know, by now, I'm not talking about literal cheese pizza, which, uh, I don't know if you guys know this or not, but, uh, that's pretty fucking illegal. Sentenced this man to 50 years immediately. I'm sorry, Mabel, I can't resist anymore. Wait, wait, boy, pause right there. You know how I said that this person downloads the

original comic to then crop it for YouTube? Here we have the cropped image right here, right? You can tell the her crew neck is lifted up. Ladies and gentlemen, I can't say what exactly is happening because YouTube would smite me off the platform. But if you put two and two together, I think we know what the rest of the image is gonna show. Need I say more, like seriously, we're talking about a fucking tween here. She's not even old enough to play fucking terraria. That tickles. What?

That tickles, Mabel. I can only imagine what's in the uncropped version of this picture. I really hope the only thing that's tickling Mabel is a fucking turkey feather. Because if not, I really just have to call the fucking CIA. I want to have all of you. Dude, I really just had to censor this part of the video because it's actually showing something.

Now granted, because it's cropped, you can't actually tell what it is. But if you sit down and look at the picture long enough, you find out what you're actually looking at. But long story short, this should most definitely not be on fucking YouTube. I sincerely have no idea how this YouTube channel has not been terminated yet. If y'all just really want to help me out and do the YouTube community a solid. All I can say is that they are breaking the community guidelines. I'm not telling you guys to do anything, but that's just what they're doing.

I am not telling you guys to go to their YouTube channel and flag it for cheese pizza. Ladies and gentlemen, what the f f f*** did I just watch? Dude, I honestly believe this is the worst person I've ever checked out on my YouTube channel. This is worse than RICO animations. This is worse than Shappi Sway. This YouTube channel makes Rocky Raccoon look like fucking nothing. This YouTube channel is a huge fucking problem. In the fact that we're only one video in is actually shocking.

I can only imagine how bad it's going to be at the end of the video. Oh! Hey, what's happening? Listen, I understand that this picture is supposed to symbolize Neziko doing a high-profile kick. But, uh, as I said before, the uncropped version of this picture probably reveals a lot more than it should. 14-year-old girl, by the way. Nezuko. I'll be back.

It's just distract them. I need to find help. This demon girl is tough. Should we challenge her? Listen, I'm no combat expert, ladies and gentlemen, but there's no fucking reason that she needs to be posing like that. As a matter of fact, I'm just going to censor Nesico doing this pose because I'm pretty unsure about this on YouTube. But I have never seen any karate or jiu-jitsu or fucking kung fu where this pose is supposed to be your defensive combat mechanism. Yeah, this comic can fuck right off with this shit.

He's putting up a fight. Doesn't matter. I haven't had this kind of challenge in years. Let's see how long this one lasts. I'm back, Nezou. Oh no, Nezuko, are they hurting you? Stay strong, I'm here. Oh, my brother will be back soon. You won't get away with this.

You know what? I'm actually just out of loss for words at this fucking point. I don't even have to explain myself anymore. At this point in the video, you guys are educated enough to deduct what the fuck is happening right now. They are not in combat, ladies and gentlemen. I'll tell you that much. guys want to know what combat looks like then go to world star i'm sure that you will see plenty of fights over there but i'm telling you guys now if you think that a fight is supposed to look something like this i hate to burst your bubble buddy but uh that's not a fight oh look his little

sister is here too it's just got more interesting uh oh i must have come back at the wrong time you know what bro i'm not even gonna fucking question what that shadow is i'm just gonna pretend it's the alaskan bull worm from sponge bob we are staying All positive vibes today, ladies and gentlemen. What's wrong? I was only going to... Again. Ben 10, bro.

We're talking about Ben, fucking 10. You know, like, Ben 10, 10 year olds and shit. For those that don't know or maybe forgot, 10 year olds are typically in fifth fucking grade. You know what you learn in fifth grade, ladies and gentlemen? You're still learning how to multiply and divide fractions. The posters in a fifth grade classroom, look like this. So with that being said, do you think people that are inside of classrooms with

posters like this and subjects like that need to be talking about this type of shit with each other? If your answer to that is yes, then I need to call the firing squad today. Yeah, I know. You've been doing that all day. I need a break. Why? I'm doing all the work and you said I can... It any time I want. I did, but I never played with my... for eight hours before. We can still do. We can still do stuff, but there's only so much I can take. Besides, you said you wanted us to do this stuff together, but I haven't even seen yours.

Why not let me do you for a change? When you, it's like the best thing ever. Isn't there anything like that I can do for you? C-U-Z, I'll do it. Even though the dialogue between these two is absolutely fucking nasty, at least we're not seeing cheese pizza on the screen, ladies and gentlemen. At least I can't complain about that. You really don't have to do that.

I can take care of myself. Why won't you let me see it? You scared or something? What? I'm not scared. I just don't think a dweeb can do it right. Sounds scared to me, but maybe I'm not speaking your language. Does this help?

Bok, balk, balk, balk. Hey, I told you to wait. All right, I think we're done. Audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two about these comic dubs. Believe me, there are so many more for us to check out. But with that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. Alright people, what's up?

Today we're checking out the worst trend on TikTok, damn puppy play. If anybody thought this was going to be an easy video to watch, you've been horribly mistaken. If any of you watched this video to the very end, I personally congratulate you with the master's degree of surviving dumbassery. I can't tell if this lunatic's career is either an act or a coping mechanism This can't possibly be a coping mechanism because everybody's making fun of them And if this person is an act then why is it at the expense of their self-esteem?

Because I'm sure nobody wants to make videos looking like a fucking tiki She looked like Raven and Starfire just rub their discharge all in her hair Man she looked like Rudolph the shit-nosed reindeer Why she looking like a used piece of fucking toilet paper Her forehead a whole football stadium her face got the fucking NASCAR tire marks. Holy shit, where do I end with this woman? Listen here.

I don't like you. I don't like you either. At least this girl doesn't look like something out of fucking hotel Transylvania. Listen here. I don't like you. I am now... You know, never mind. Mavis really let herself go, didn't she?

I can only imagine the amount of tuna I would be smelling if I were that sea. There's a reason it's called bikini bottom, bro. All then fish smell like tuna, bro, that pussy smell. I couldn't stop. I couldn't stay in character. Thank God there's somebody that's doing this as an act. Still doesn't dismiss. You're an absolute degenerate, and I hope your father completely dismissed you.

Get that giggly little smirk shit off your face. It's disgusting. This isn't no laughing matter. This isn't a... This isn't a... Moment because you have a stinky pussy. Go take a shower. There is something terribly wrong with this caption.

I don't think your parents putting a leash on you as a kid was necessarily something to glorify. I think it says something more about... about your parents than anything else? Why she looked like the one bitch from Looney Tunes? This fucking bowling pin of a woman got her eyeballs way too close. Why is she looking at me like I owe or something? Motherfucker, the only thing I owe you is a foot in your ass. You would probably like that though.

Oh, foot me, foot my ass. Bongo la, cha cha cha cha psalam me del... What are the Higgity Hucker fucker am I looking at? You know, I can only imagine living in this person's neighborhood and walking on the side. You know, it's like 9 p.m. You're trying to take an evening stroll around the neighborhood. But then you turn around the corner. You expect the crackheads house, but no, you see shit like this. If I ever see this in my neighborhood, I'm packing my bags and moving to the flat estate. I'm moving to Kansas. I'm moving to the flat land so I can see the creepy son of the bitches from a mile away so I can shoot they ass. I don't like you. I am now going to bark at you. I'm losing my sanity. The reason this is called a trend, ladies and gentlemen, is because a lot of people found interest in it.

I need to repeat that people found interest in women acting like dogs. I mean, sure, it started off innocent, you know, girls barking and maybe it's a little weird drinking out of a water bowl, but it's somewhat tolerable. But eventually, we're going to start barking and shitting on people's faces because that's so cool. cute and adorable. That's what dogs do. I guarantee you soon barking and ass queething off people's faces is gonna be a trend soon. I guarantee you. Come on. No, come on. Let's go. Let's go. Hey, hey, oh good. Come on, Jenna, go. Let's go. Bad girl, let's go. Holy shit. We are in so deep, ladies and gentlemen. We are in some deep shit.

You know, I thought this whole trend was just a coping mechanism for a few women that had the absence of a father. But no, apparently this is like a fucking lifestyle now. Going outside and barking at other fellow puppy play... This is some sick shit. I guess it's just a puppy love. It's in my blood, it's in my blood to be loyer. You call my name, you call my name I rock to ya. I'm going to assume that this guy was not necessarily the popular kid in school.

Personally, if I seen this guy in school, I would give him a wedge and put him on top of a clothes hanger so that everybody can make fun of his stupid ass as they're transitioning to different classes. You just got to make an example of these guys that they're fucking morons. Like, how do you honestly feel that you spent $150 fucking on a dog mask? Do you genuinely believe that that was a good purchase? Because nine times out of ten, you just look like a dumbass. You're just a psychopath. I don't even know what I'm looking at anymore.

I mean, did we really just sit here for 20 seconds watching this person play with... Puppie toys. You better believe it, audience. Humanity is truly evolving backwards, and we got front row seats to see it. I feel like I never see any other puppy girls or people showing interest in dog girls. I wonder why. If anybody dares ask the question why puppy girls are not appreciated on the internet? I don't even think the question is the problem. It's because you're asking the fucking question. Every single woman and man that I've seen in this video deserves to go on ancient fucking aliens. Like, I love catgirls, and I relate to that, but...

You simply can't make this shit up. There's actual people that exist that want to do this for a career. I just realized we're soon gonna have 60-year-old women with dog collars wrapped around their necks and throwing it back. Oh, God. I feel like no one relates to this. I don't know. Once again, I wonder why.

The reason why nobody resonates or relates with this disgusting shit is because, well, I don't know. even need to explain. You could just go fuck yourself. Nice angle, lady. I know what you're trying to do and it's not going to work on me. Stop trying to make 12 year olds get aroused by you. It's disgusting. I'm seriously wondering at this point, who the hell is the audience for this? Because I'm only thinking of one or two people. Either your average 12 year old boy that just discovered their penis, or either the sexual semen demon degenerate trying to get their chode working again at 60 years old. Either way, both of them are not justified. I've always thought just going,

out and talking to real women has always been easier. Getting off the pixels on a screen is not it, bro. Just go talk to a girl. Yeah, I think the socks done it for me. But anyways, audience, that's it for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

When you at Walmart, don't let them fool you. They give you this, detergent, that's half full. All you gotta do is open his stuff like this, and go ahead and service yourself. All right, people, what's up? Today, we're checking out some of the best TikTok life hacks. uh, heavy quotation on best, by the way.

I'm not sure if you know about this, but when you buy brand new Nutella, there's actually two linings in here. There's a white lining and a silver lining in here. And then when you open up the silver lining, it should be a little knife to open Nutella. Okay, that's cool and all, but like, where was this in the advertisement? I've never understood companies while they add such stupid bells and whistles that they never tell anybody about. I don't know. I just think these companies are actually kind of stupid.

Nobody's gonna know. Nobody's gonna know. They're gonna know. How would they know? Okay, audience, you can call me a Karen, but you're telling me as these kids are literally recording theft that there isn't any security cameras around. Yeah, I get it. It's a pretty cool life hack, but you're gonna get caught sooner or later. My advice is to stop being a poor piece of shit and actually get a job. Okay, so I have a little life hack for you guys. If you're going to the dentist soon, you're going to want to watch this. So, you know, when you go to the dentist and they're like, hey, have you been flossing regularly?

And you lie and you're like, yes, I have. They know when you're lying. Okay, once again, I understand your concept, but why lie? Am I the only one not understanding these life hacks? All that I extracted from this video is that no dude wants to kiss these lips. They stanky. Okay, so if you do this within 24 hours of you going to your dentist, and they ask you, hey, have you been flossing regularly?

You can lie and say yes, and you will get away with it. Listen, here's what you're going to do. So take your toothbrush and your toothpaste like normal, put some on. Okay. Next, you're going to take some listerine. You're going to put some on your toothpaste rather than water, okay? And you're going to start in the back of your mouth. So, and this is Exhibit A, why you shouldn't listen to Dentistry on TikTok.

of you think that dentistry advice on TikTok is going to genuinely help you in your dental hygiene, then you might want to leave. I should call him. Oh, grandma, hi. Yeah, is Grandpa home? Oh wow, go figure it's a joke. It didn't make me fucking laugh. When you at Walmart, don't let them fool you.

They give you this, detergent, that's half fool. All you gotta do is open like this and go ahead and service yourself. So what's the life hack here, just committing more theft on camera? I can't wait to use this. Use this life hack as I'm ducking my head in the fucking police car. Over detergent. Someone in wonder, what is going on inside their head? Look, lady, nobody's doing this.

I don't know. I think there's already an accessory for something like this. Holy shit there is. I'm hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Out of. Say what? That feeling when you pass sixth grade science class, Another yet again stupid and waste of time of a life hack.

I have no idea whose lives you're exactly hacking in this video. I mean, maybe the citizens of Venezuela because they're economy shit. But for the general population, I think they can charge their phone in a normal outlet. And I certainly don't think that anybody's got to orange a quarter and a banana just sitting around thinking, oh shit, I gotta charge my phone. Thank goodness I bring my quarter orange a banana, you know what I'm saying. I don't know, I think in order for something to be a life hack, it's gotta start with being convenient. yet. Life hacks you'll thank me for part three. If you need a soften butter quickly but don't want to melt it, put some boiling hot water in a glass to heat the glass, then dump out the water and flip it over your stick of butter. In just a couple minutes, you'll have nice softened butter. These TikToks are only getting more and more confusing. Instead of doing this, that, and the other other and getting the cup with the hot water and all the other bullshit, why do we just microwave the butter for three seconds? It's not going to freeze the butter. It's not going to melt the butter. It's going to be exactly like you just said.

facts you'll thank me for part one you know how every time you go to pull out a piece of aluminum foil the whole tube comes out while there's these little tabs on either side of the box you just push those in and it holds the tube in place if i'm gonna be completely honest with you this is arguably never happened to me maybe it's because i'm not clumsy or a fat ass that has to eat dino nuggets in two minutes but any calm human being can get a slab of tin foil it's not difficult okay i'm sorry but if you're in this deep need of sugar then i seriously think you have a problem? Is it really that essential to your life that you need a lollipop inside of your mouth at all times? You're more needy than a baby that suckles mommy's nipples.

I can't believe I didn't realize this sooner. I was so curious why everybody was adjusting their mask during a test. It all makes perfect sense now. I was really the only smart student in class. Wow. Slip the pants off and put both legs into one side. Now pull them up over your chest. Take the unused pant leg, scrunch it up, and slide your head through. Okay, but like, why does this look so good? Yeah, um, I'm not sure about that one, pal. I'm gonna have to give it to the ladies.

Is this hot to you guys? If you think so, then we're on a decline in society. I'm not gonna be posted at the gym wearing my sweatpants like a onesie and smell my cock and balls as I work out. I mean, you can always use a different stall. Hypothetically, though, if all the stalls were taken, this is actually something brilliant. I think at around the 10th time somebody was watching me take a shit in school, I think that I got sick of people looking at me.

So yes, this would have been very useful, like, uh, about three years ago. Okay, I think I understand the funny here. Truth be told, ladies and gentlemen, nobody does this anymore. It's toilet paper. Who cares if it's on the rack? It does the same function if it was if it was off? The question is, does the toilet paper clean your stanky ass after you eat Taco Bell? If your answer is yes, then you're fine.

Stop complaining. hacks we found on the internet that actually work. So when you're drilling down, a lot of times you only want to go to a certain depth, but that's hard to judge once the drill bit is already in the wood. I can most certainly tell a woman is giving me this tutorial. When was the last time I seen a woman holding a drill bit? Uh, never. I only want to go down .75 inches.

I just transfer that here and pop some blue tape on this guy. Don't knock. I missed it up. And now I know exactly when to stop. There you go. I mean, I don't know where you got this from, but it's already common knowledge. I mean, for example, both of my parents already do this. And there's countless tutorials already explaining this.

Anybody with arguably half a brain cell would know how to do this. But let's be honest, you don't look like somebody that use a drill bit. But anyways, audience, that's it for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. You ain't going nowhere, daddy. All right, people, what's up?

This TikTok Alpha Mail. is getting roasted and it's fucking hilarious. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Ashton Hall. This guy is a guy that is a motivational speaker, online coach, and self-improvement guru that really enjoys showing off his grand lifestyle to his fan base and his audience. However, recently, Mr. Hall posted a video of his morning routine and everybody thinks it's not realistic. No, like, seriously, people are commenting shit like this and this.

Oh my God. Yeah, a lot of people got a problem with this guy's morning routine. Let's begin. Late, wait, pause right there, pause right there. So the first problem that everybody has with this guy's morning routine is that he's taking off tape from his mouth like he's a fucking ISIS hostage. So the reason this guy is doing mouth tape whenever he goes to sleep is to prevent mouth breathing and other shit entering your mouth whenever you're sleeping and snoring.

And with doing mouth tape, it fixes the problem of snoring and mouth. breathing. In fact, audience, I actually used to do it for a little bit and it actually fixed my snoring and mouth breathing. So yeah, it is a little bit weird that you look like a fucking Taliban hostage. But I mean, shit, I can't really make fun of it because it helped me a ton. Now, I don't do it anymore because, well, the problem is fixed, but still. So far ain't nothing wrong with looking like a ditty hostage. Okay, I think I'm starting to get into my problems with the video. Dude, you have a fucking sink right in front of you. Why are you?

so above using the sink water. I see your house, little bro. You got a fucking $10,000 a month pet house. Surely the water filtration system is good enough for you. Do you really need a fucking bottle of sparkling water to brush your teeth, dude? Now that shit is a little

extra. I don't give a fuck if you're Jeff Bezos or Warren Buffett. I don't care how rich I am. I'm still going to use the sink water to rinse my mouth and spit out my toothpaste. It's not even about saving money. It's just being a fucking convenient person. This dude, unironically spent 20 minutes of his time on the balcony looking over the city like he's fucking Batman.

Is this the morning routine of a multi-millionaire? You just go on your fucking balcony for half an hour and waste time. If this is the morning routine of a multi-millionaire, then holy shit, I must be a fucking billionaire next year. The second I open my eyelids, ladies and gentlemen, I'm brushing my teeth, then I'm going to be recording a fucking video. I'm sorry, Mr. Gotham City. I'm just a harder worker than you. Yeah, dude, we're gonna be serious about the Lord's business. Fucking twirks on the balcony for 20 minutes.

Yeah, dude, I'm sure you're really getting down to fucking business, Mr. Goggins. Okay, seriously, why does this guy have to use sparkling water for fucking everything? Ever since then, Andrew Tate said that only b-b-s drink normal water, everybody's all of a sudden drinking sparkling water. Which, don't get me wrong, audience, I love sparkling water. It's my preferred beverage. But seriously, dude, sparkling water to rinse. your mouth into prevent bloating on your face?

What is different from that bottle of water in a fucking bottle of Zephyr Hills? There is no objective difference besides the fucking aesthetic. If a glass bottle really matters to you that much where you have to pay a $40 upcharge for fucking water, then hey, by all means, go for it. But as for me, little bro, I'm going to keep enjoying my fucking Zephyr Hills. Dude, what the hell is that shit you put on your calves? Does this dude think he has to be boozy enough like Henry the motherfucker-y-es? 8th. Dude, you're dressing up for the gym to go run on a treadmill. It's not that deep.

Yeah, dude, you're going to be hitting the bench and doing lat pull downs, but let's still put on a fucking Rolex and gold rings. Dude, you're going to the gym. None of this shit is necessary. This shit is not Paris Fashion Week, dude. You're going to LA Fitness. The gym baddies do not give a solitary shit about your fake Rolex. This dude's putting on a fanny pack for the gym. Audience, this is the textbook definition of overdressing for the gym. When I go to the gym, dude, I'm wearing what? A Haynes tank top? Some Nike shorts and then my fucking Air Force ones.

That's all you need, dude. You don't need to wear the fucking swimmer spandex on your calves, especially for running on the treadmill. This dude is overdoing it. Holy shit. I just realized that this dude could afford a $10,000 a month penthouse, but not Nike socks. You did all this overdressing for the gym. but you forgot your Nike dry fit.

How do you fuck that up, man? Surely I am just seeing things, ladies and gentlemen. Did he not just wipe his face with a fucking banana peel? Listen, I'm all about looking at really good health life hacks and all this other shit. Never in my fucking life have I ever heard wiping a banana peel on your face is supposed to be awesome. First, this guy can't afford Nike socks for the gym and now we can't even afford a fucking napkin. At this point, audience, this dude should be on cheapest millionaire. Dude, you just got out of the shower. Why do you need to do another cold plunge for your face again?

I could have swore this guy already did the shit at the beginning of the video. Listen, I'm not shitting on the guy for putting his face in the cold plunge. This shit actually does help face bloating. But dude, you just got overly dressed for a fucking Google meeting. And now you're going to fuck up your tuxedo by doing this bullshit again. I think I'm starting to see why everybody is saying this morning routine is extremely unrealistic. Once again, ladies and gentlemen, my morning routine is opening up my eyelids, brushing my teeth, and getting to fucking work. So, looking at it bro, we gotta go ahead and get at least 10,000.

That's what this dude sounds like. I think we gotta get this shit over to 10,000. Listen, audience, if you're trying to grow a business and you subscribe to this financial guru's fucking course, I think that you absolutely deserve to be poor. All I needed to get where I am, ladies and gentlemen, is a shitty ex-girlfriend and a lot of hatred. Put those two things together and nothing can stop a man from achieving his dreams. Dude, why does this guy sound so formal now? Yes, thank you.

When before this dude was like, Oh my gosh, dude, you gotta get to $10,000? Bro, you're such a fucking poser. Holy shit. Anyways, as an honorable mention, I found another one of his morning routine videos. I just have to play this shit really quickly. Yeah, this dude unironically needed to take a G-Wagon, a Rolls Royce, and do all of that other shit so that he can go for a morning run.

As I said before, he's a fucking poser. Anyways, audience, with that being said, I hope you enjoy the video. Subscribe if you would like a part too, but with that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. You got a fat ass. All right, people, what's up? Today, I discovered the freakiest animation channel on YouTube. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Daybreak Animations.

Now, before making this video, I originally thought the freakiest man on YouTube was Rico animations. Because this man is pretty much the pioneer and signatureed pretty much every single freaky animation on YouTube. If you ever want to jumpstart your career into freaky shit on TikTok, YouTube, any platform, you start with this fucking guy. And today, I think I found somebody that took their inspiration from Rico animations. He just took that shit to the fucking moon. Let's begin. Hey boy, pull my finger. Yeah, uh, this is a pretty tasteful beginning of the video.

I can't exactly say I'm surprised fart noises equal funny to this generation. Brody pulled this old mufuckus finger and he shat out whatever dust is left in his body. I can understand how the little Timmy's would laugh their ass off at this one. But trust me, audience, the videos later in the video is much worse. You ain't going nowhere, daddy. Don't try to resist. This was, you think you could just... bust into my house without any consequences.

Well, fuck what I said about the content. Later in the video is gonna get freaky. We are already getting a POV shot looking up at Ditty's eyes. So this is what it's like to be a 10-year-old girl before your childhood innocence gets torn away. I'm fucking terrified. I've been all year in my liver room, plodding on calculation the rats, huh? The perfect moment.

Someone's gonna bust into my home. Bro, we're only 30 seconds. in the video make it stop only 30 seconds in the video and we're getting a p ov shot looking up in ditty's eyes and his ass gets pommeled like a fucking halo 3 spartan i am fucking scared to watch the next 20 seconds of the video listen youtube all the videos i downloaded are not age-restricted and they are in fact monetized i am just the messenger boy please come me slack look at that that's um that's i'm tired just here that's a man with butt chicks you got there you think you just come into my home Threatened to rub me?

Nah. Cause the only thing I gotta rubbed tonight Is he bowed your chicks. This dude actually thought This video was so fucking cinema He had to fade the video out to black. Does this dude think he's fucking Michael

Bay the way that he directed this shit? Bro, we just watched a video for 57 seconds about Did he clapping a motherfucker's ass? Where in the Hickle Huckle fucker Did you think that was a good idea to fade it out to black? This video was not dramatic any,

emotional. This was the furthest thing from a tearjerker. At least Rico animations is self-aware about his dog shit videos. You treated the shit like it was the fucking soap opera. Surely the next video is going to be more self-aware and mature. Dude, what the fuck is that? Listen, I know it's been a running joke for the past 20 fucking years that Drake is zesty as hell. But I have never in my fucking life seen an animation, like this before. This dude actually had the common courtesy to draw fucking Lulu Lemon tights on his ass. Not to mention he drew each and every individual fucking leg hair on his thigh and calves. Drake has more leg hair than me. No, like seriously, look at this fucking shit. I have a wilderness. And also one more thing, why do you have to involve my boy Yeat in this shit?

If Drake ever dress like that around Yeat, I can assure you that they will not be this close in proximity. The fact that daybreak animations probably pays people an hourly salary to draw this shit is fucking insane. Listen, whenever I have to make thumbnails for my YouTube channel and I have to give the details to my friend Numa, sometimes the details that I have to give my thumbnail artist is a little fucking weird. So as somebody that has to describe to an artist what I need for a thumbnail, I can only imagine the chat logs of daybreak animations talking with this fucking team. I would pay to see those chat logs. Lip-Buns.

Zoo-Zoo-Zoo-Zoo-Zoo-Zoo-Zoo-Zoo. Listen, bro, do we really have to make every last video about ass? Why are we taking such an innocent thing like this song and making mosquitoes twerk? Also, not to mention the rest of the video how this guy's wearing an opi hat. And also, well, his notebook says, Hentai is culture. So with these two context clues, I can only imagine what the fuck's on his laptop. Hopefully nothing illegal. But dude, come on real.

Honestly, mosquitoes? Throwin ass. Is this the point that we're at for YouTube shorts content? Is this seriously the length and extent that we have to go to make five-year-olds giggle? We have truly exhausted what humor means. Okay, honey, put the $5 in there. Thank you. God bless. Why got cereal bowl in my face? Serial bowl.

Sir, this is for your offering. Listen, to everybody in the audience that doesn't go to church, I will explain how all of this shit is accurate. I used to go to a church where they would pass around. this basket where they would pretty much peer pressure you into putting money in a basket for offerings. And I swear if you did not put money in the basket, everybody would think you're the biggest pile of shit of all time. The attendants that go to the church, oh yeah, they're going to be judgmental as f***. But the people that actually work at the church, all that they can do is nervously laugh

being like, ha ha ha, you don't want to make an offering? What? Because, well, they work for the church. And if you're in the church, you can't exactly make fun of somebody under the house of God. Believe me, I have met plenty of attendance at a church where they pretend to put on their fucking best behavior. I mean, seriously, what else can this guy say? He's serving under the house of God. He can't exactly say, well, you're being a piece of shit.

So what else can you do? All that you can do is giggle. And audience, this is a very common occurrence in a church. Who said I want to make an offering? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you didn't want to make an offering. Who said I didn't? What?

Sir, listen, it's okay if you can't make an offering. Oh, Frank. I don't even talking about. Like, I don't understand what you're... Let me talk to you. Honey, what is your problem? Come find out, granny. Whoa.

What did he say? Excuse me? This boy is a beam in inside. You need Jesus. I can help you meet him. Whoa. What did you just say to me? Uh-uh, get him out of here.

Somebody get the usher over here. Yeah, get the usher. I want to talk to him. Sir, why are you doing this? It really did not you have to come to this level. Why did it have to come to this level? Why did it have to come to? come to this level? What the fuck even happened? This shit is escalating slower than a snail

racing. Telling you, bro, in church, everybody pretends that they're fucking anointed as hell. Sir, why are you doing this? Listen, church employee, don't pretend like you didn't beat your fucking wife on Saturday evening and pretend to be anointed on Sunday morning. Hey, young man, I'm gonna do this step-price. Jesus! Yeah, that seems like the typical church attendant. Anyways, next video. You got a fat ass. Hot. Jimmy. Your line is, I love you. Okay, got it.

All right, and action. God damn, I love that ass. All right, okay, why the fuck do you keep saying that? Why the fuck is my co-star so fit? Just please say your line. It's literally your only line in the movie. It won't happen again. And action.

I love you. Get out. Okay, get the fuck out. Listen, audience, I am not going to shit on the moral of the story for this video, because listen, listen, listen. If I was given a movie, role like that and I saw this in front of me. I mean, uh, I would approach my acting role very maturely, ladies and gentlemen, okay? It is absolutely disgusting how this man is objectifying this

woman. See, guys, I'm a feminist. What's wrong, Daddy? I like you. Oh, here we fucking go again. Do we really need a part two video about Diddy? I could have swore we got the memo at the beginning of the video. I don't want to see this shit again. Hold on, Daddy. You ain't going nowhere. Don't try to this baby. Cause like a moth to a flame. You never stood a chance. I've spent decades waiting for this perfect moment, meticulously plotting every possible outcome and preparing to execute my plan impeccably. Haber for Malia and a calculator the odds that this exact scenario is going to take place. Wow man, this video was enough to make a grown man shed a tear. Yeah, no, in all seriousness, this dude is fucking sick. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel.

if you would like a part two of daybreak animations. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. I wouldn't listen, no one. Nobody takes me out. I'll put five guys on you, and you will get your shit handed to you so fucking bad. It will change your entire life. I'll put five guys on you, and you will get your shit handed to you so fucking bad. I don't want to hurt anybody. All right, people, what's up?

Today, the softest alpha male just beat up a man with special needs. Now audience, the subject of today's video is Wes Watson. For anybody that doesn't know who Wes Watson is, allow me to jog your memory with this clip. God damn it. You're still whining. Stop whining and just make an argument. Dude, I don't smack your fat ass. You're gonna get it from head to toe. You've been raped in prison.

Why talk shit? Why not have a debate? But dude, why are you talking about rape? No one's saying sex- You were on the floor and some guy gave you a message. Okay. Okay. Yeah, he's a bald buff guy that gets pegged in. in jail and thinks the only way to resolve a problem is beating somebody's ass. Well, recently

Wes Watson himself definitely backed up his claim about how the only way to resolve something is to beat somebody's ass. And in this case, his victim was a man with special needs. As you can see from the clip, we have a black man entering the gym with Wes Watson and his three boyfriends sitting around him around the bench. Mr. Special Needs black guy puts down his stuff and he walks towards Wes Watson wanting to pick a fight. So at this point, in the video, you might be thinking, well, yeah, Wes Watson was probably defending himself. I mean, the black guy was the aggressor. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I sourced this video from Wes Watson's Instagram page, where he conveniently enough decided to cut off the video

right after he got pushed by this man. And ladies and gentlemen, it is what happened after this footage was made, is whenever the real fight took place, which is something that Wes Watson would never, ever post on his page, because if he posted the full footage, he would incriminate himself of beating up a black man with special needs. However, because of modern technology and eyewitnesses and everybody around him in the broad daylight of the gym, there was footage covering the actual fight. Let's see what actually happened. Yeah, we got a ton of shit to be unpacking from this video.

So from the video, there are six people involved. Obviously, Wes Watson and the guy with special needs, a guy with the blue gloves that was acting sort of like a referee and then of course Wes Watson's three boyfriends that peg him every night at 10 p.m. Just from this video alone, I counted 10 punches to the fucking face. Just that simple fact alone, ladies and gentlemen, completely disqualifies this situation from being self-defense. From the very beginning of the video, he was already on his knees and cowering away. I don't know about you, but if there was a guy picking a fight with you and then now he's on his hands and knees on the

floor? Does the guy really seem like the aggressor at that point? Personally, I don't think so. And not only that, according to the other footage that was shown, Wes Watson allegedly hit this guy with the weighted bell to knock him down, and one of his boyfriends were also holding a five-pound dumbbell, which yes, ladies and gentlemen, does qualify as a deadly weapon. This footage that I'm looking at right here on my screen, we thought the other one was brutal. It's nothing like this one. Do you know how many strikes there were in this video? over 65 after he hit him two times with that weight belt right in the face holding him down to prevent them from getting up this whole time Wes hit him with 54 punches by not just Wes Watson

but of the guys around him too holding him down with this little bumbell in his hand you see him with that little dumbbell while Wes is on top so so it turns out in this situation he used weapons and he had is going. So in order for this big macho man Wes Watson to take down a black man with special needs, it took him his three boyfriends, a weighted belt and a dumbbell on standby to beat his ass. Yeah, dude, really fucking macho if you ask me. And to be honest, the only thing more macho than what he did in this footage is how he reacted to everything, how he took it to social media. This is just fucking beautiful, really something for the books. and um big ass dude i love how the big bald buff guy that gets pegged in jail is describing this dude like he's some big ass seven foot godzilla goliath motherfucker now listen i'm not trying to say that

this man is like short by any means he looks tall but this motherfucker is not seven foot i'm six foot too you can see the guy that he's standing next to he's not that much taller than him he's a big as dude he's seven foot bro he honestly has the same build as me and i'm not the buffest motherfucker in the world complete over-exaggeration of what this guy looked like and uh just want to start a fight so it is what it is he just came up to me and wanted to fight you know we solved that shit so civilly meanwhile throws 10 punches square in the mouth in 10 seconds yeah dude it is what it is what a typical thing in the gym i mean the whole thing was It was self-defense clear as day.

You cannot be fucking serious, dude. This was self-defense. You thought this shit was self-defense. Lion-ass motherfucker. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, there is a clear-as-day reason as to why he's not posting the full footage. He didn't want to show you the dumbbell on standby, ready to smash his head in. He didn't want you to see how he smacked his ass down with a weighted belt

before he completely lampooned him in the face. There's a reason he only posted the footage where he was aggressing to him and only pushing him. Which, if you qualify a dude pushing you like he just got his nails done as picking a fight, compared to your fucking size, you must be the biggest pussy on planet Earth. I was sitting down on the bench. This dude is trying so hard to make himself look like the victim. I was just sitting on the bench. I was just minding my own business.

Okay, maybe he pushed you first. But are we not going to talk about how you stood up from the bench in terms? hurt his face inside out. By the time you knocked him on the ground, dude, it was no longer self-defense. He won the fight at that point. The second that he was on the floor, you should have walked away. The extra 20 fucking punches to the mouth was never needed. That's whenever you're the aggressor buddy and you actually could have killed the fucker.

And then finally your dream of going back to jail and getting fucking pegged by 10 dudes might actually come true again. I don't condone violence. Well, that's completely. completely fucking ironic. He doesn't condone violence yet he handles a situation solely and purely out of violence. A situation that could have been easily preventable by a guy with your size, you could have held him to the ground until police arrived or something. But no, Mr. I don't condone violence decided to almost kill the fucking guy. Really fucking ironic, buddy. Why do you think every time someone talked and talked and talked and filmed me and film me and film me, I just was

the bigger man and I said fuck it the guy's just talking he don't know what he's gonna get just let him talk in the exact reason as to why you're not gonna post a full footage of the fight is because it's hypocritical to every little thing you're saying in this video i was the bigger man i just let people talk and talk and talk well bro according to this video there really wasn't that much talking it was more so you just mutilating a fucker's face That's exactly why you're making this video trying to cover your ass because you know what you fucking did to that guy and it wasn't good. I don't condone it.

I'll walk away. Even if you're talking shit. Yeah, dude, you totally walked away. Tell me something that's true in this video. I'll keep stepping. I'll walk away. I don't want to hurt nobody. Okay?

I don't. Well, according to the audio of you beating this dude's ass, you definitely sounded like you enjoyed it. Fuck you, bitch. Bitch, bitch. To me, ladies and gentlemen that sounds like pure joy coming out of his mouth the craziest thing is that no matter what all these weirdos will try to misconstrue an event dude we got your ass on camera this is not

artificial intelligence ladies and gentlemen how could we be fucking nerds and misconstrue the footage you're saying it was self-defense the video was showing that you tried to kill the guy i'm gonna believe my eyes before i believe your fucking mouth i don't want to hurt it That is a load of bullshit. Everybody send this video to your favorite West Watson callout dude and tell him to suck my fucking dick and pull my fuck up. Also forgot to mention, I totally have to mention these comments on the gym's post. Looks like your gym has become a place for ex-cons and hoodlums to pick on special education kids. This is unacceptable.

You should resolve this immediately. You really have to appreciate how the fucking company itself pinned the comment and hearted it. That's how you know that some bullshit went down. He's grabbing him by the hair and beating the fuck out of a special ed dude. Scumbag piece of shit. You call this self-defense? Can this guy get any worse? I'm no attorney, but this doesn't look like self-defense.

No, Captain Kurt, it's not. I guess my theory about Wes subconsciously wanting to return is holding some white now. And you know what, dude? I think you're right. I think that Wes Watson just misses getting pegged in the ass by dudes that look like EDP. Really reminds him of the his glory days in prison since he talks about it so much. Anyways, audience, to end off this video on a good note, he is in fact getting charged.

So yeah, that's always good to hear. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel for a part two update about Wes Watson. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.