Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 36
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I'm not offending you, you're offending everyone out here!
I need cops you're right now!
Here we're gonna go!
Alright people, what's up?
Today we're checking out some of the most entitled Cairns on the face of the planet.
Starting off, we have a male Karen having a piss up on the phone with 9-1-1.
Male Cairn needs police immediately.
Why does this motherfucker look like Stewie from the Hangover?
He even acts like him too.
If you're screaming, fuck you!
Fuck you! It's not gonna solve anything.
Crying like a banshee little boy.
Bitch ain't gonna solve Jack's shit fucker.
Cops you right now.
Give me a cop.
Give me fuck.
Cops in that head is he.
Please, right now.
He said, please.
What a fucking gentleman.
I need fucking cops here right now, please.
Do you not realize how much of a condescending piece of shit
you sound like?
Like, holy fucking shit, can somebody shove a pacifier in his ass?
I'm not touching him.
So we're having a good day.
Stay on point.
This guy just made.
Hey me present.
You're gonna cry me a copy.
Please give me a copy.
Please give me a copy.
Where's my card?
You got me a car.
You grab it.
You grab it.
I'm not touch.
This guy goes from panting on the fucking phone with the cops to using his last little bit of energy to scream, fuck you.
I did not.
think I had to say this because you would typically say this shit to a toddler, but screaming does not get you what you want.
Clearly your father didn't beat the shit out of you enough.
This next Karen gets pissed off at a teenager for skateboarding on the sidewalk.
I personally like the skateboard on the sidewalk, so fuck you, Karen.
Same racist male Karen came up to me for skating on the public sidewalk.
Can I ask what you're doing here, sir?
Do you think it's okay, skateboarding?
Do you still getting take place to me, please?
Stop trespassing here.
Sir, stop back it up like a little fucking bitch here, sir.
Holy shit, I can smell the Fox News from here.
Hey, motherfucker, you skateboarding on some private property.
I'm gonna have to get your black ass off the sidewalk.
Donald Trump owns his fucking country, and I own my sister's fucking vagina.
Because I just want to fucking talk to you here, sir.
You think it's okay to fucking skateboard on private place?
Please don't get so close to me.
Don't do that shit over here, sir.
It's fucking America here.
Does this guy think he's a fucking badass because he doesn't have his
pockets tucked in. I can only imagine what those fucking boot barn looking shit-ass shoes probably smell like.
I guarantee you it doesn't reap as much bullshit as what this person's talking about.
Motherfucka said the sidewalk is private property. Get the fuck out of here.
You don't want to fucking fuck with me, sir. You don't even know who I am here, sir. You watch Fox News, sir.
There's no fucking way this guy said, do you watch Fox News, sir? There's no way these cousin fuckers are that predictable.
And why the fuck are you walking with your hands behind your back? You're not a history teacher giving a lecture. I feel like
this guy would sing every chapter of To Kill a Mockingbird with a proud smile on his face.
You know what they say?
What proud worldwide?
Have you even been checking the internet social media?
Get your ass back here, sir.
Don't be fucking skateboarding on property.
Did you fuck your sister, sir?
Anyways, this next Karen gets mad at a couple millennials saying that they should fucking pass away.
No, no, no, no.
You want to do on them.
We'll just go yell at people.
I don't care.
We'll just go yell at people.
I know you don't care because you're literally making all.
I don't care.
You're a millennial.
Just die.
I'm sorry, lady, but you either are a millennial yourself or you're a part of the worst generation, and that's fucking Gen Z.
I'm not saying pick your poison, but both ways are fucked.
But then again, you're a blonde bimbo. Do you really know fucking better?
Huh?
Just die.
Well, you'll die before me.
Um, no, you will.
And your brain is going to after thing before me.
Because you're a neuropsychologist who knows nothing about fucking neuroscience.
But guess what?
Guess what?
And you're going to go around preaching misinformation.
Guess what?
I'm older than you, so I've had a longer life.
You're going to have a shutter.
And that's sad.
Because we weren't exposed to this.
If I had to assume what they were talking about, it was promptly COVID-19.
If they were, I thought we were already past this shit like a year and a half ago.
I only had that shit for like two days and it wasn't even that fucking bad.
I was just queffing out my fucking mouth for two days and that was literally it.
Nothing else happened.
This next Karen is calling the authorities on an eight-year-old girl because she wants to sell fucking water on the sidewalk.
What an actual piece of shit.
I don't want to let a little girl sell some water.
she calling police on an eight-year-old little girl
You can hide all you want
The whole world gonna see you boo
Yeah and illegally selling water without a permit
On my property
It's not your property
Holy fuck I can see the anger in her eyes
I feel like her eyes are a preview
Into the 10th floor of hell
How can you build this much fucking anger
For a child selling water
And motherfucker let's not pretend that you were trying to hide
From an iPhone
You calling the police on an 8 year old girl
So now you're trying to hide like an 8 year
You is so fucking sad. This next Karen gets pissed off at a guy for wearing a fucking t-shirt.
Will we ever know what the t-shirt says? I have no fucking idea.
You work here? Your supervisor outside here?
I'm not offending you. You're offending everyone out here.
Bullshit!
You're saying fuck!
This is my right!
My children don't know that word!
This is my right.
My children don't know that word.
They're five and six years old.
Speaking of fuck, holy fucking shit, why do you look like handsome Shrek?
Donkey, look at this motherfucker wearing a fuck shirt.
I don't think my five and six year old ogres would like this shit.
My children are five and six years old.
You got a supervisor outside here?
My parents, my in-laws own it.
My wife's in charge.
Go in there and talk to her.
And go wear that shirt in there.
Absolutely.
Go.
Where show me.
Go.
My children are five and six years old.
Are your children here?
Do you think that I want them to see that shirt?
Are your children here?
Do you think that I want them to see that shirt?
Are you children here, sir?
That shirt is a fair.
I mean, that's a bad word.
You're saying bad words in front of children?
Is your children here?
Are your children here?
I mean, she's making a fair point.
Your kids aren't even here, so why does it even matter?
If your kids are 5 and 6 years old,
then why are you so concerned about them seeing the fucking shirt?
If two 5 and 6-year-old kids were walking outside without a parent,
I think that's more of the fucking problem.
Clearly, somebody doesn't know how to do parenting.
Please, let's go talk to your wife.
Let's go talk to your wife right now.
You got the boss?
Is it make you feel like a big man?
Go ahead.
Keep on walking.
That was the shirt that was offensive.
Fuck Trump.
I mean, I'm not going to stay my political opinion
because if there's one thing we all have in common
is that we all like to make fun of shit.
So I think I'm going to leave my political opinion out of things.
But as far as I'm concerned,
she can wear that shirt all she wants.
As far as I know, there is no laws that say no profanity.
This next Karen gets pissed off at the restaurant
for messing up her order.
And she apparently has a whole meltdown.
over it. I love you were fucking loved. You're being rude right now. I love how her shirt says not today, Satan.
I'll keep it a stack with y'all. I think she's the only Satan in the room.
They don't- I want to be gone.
Stuff everywhere now. You know what I got it. Excuse you. Do it.
See what the fuck happens. Sorry you announced it to everybody. You don't need to insult people.
You were the one who to stop you afraid of. Yeah, I do because she was standing up for people because he didn't do anything wrong.
Because he didn't fucking do the job. Okay. You know what? I will take my your food.
bring you to get the fuck out.
God.
You don't need to talk to her like that either.
Should I call the police?
Like, I think that would be helpful.
Maybe you should get a hamburger next time.
There's the fucking race card.
I was waiting for the cherry on top in this video.
Yeah, long story short, fuck this Karen.
This next Karen racially profiles a man for stealing at a Walmart.
Plot twist, ladies and gentlemen, the racially profiled man didn't fucking steal.
And this Karen, Don, is a fucking idiot.
Get off.
Get off of my property.
It's not your property.
It's Walmart property.
You cannot.
No, he's freaks.
Yeah, get off.
This is my property.
Get off of me.
I know.
Get off of my property.
I'm not on your property.
This is my property.
The cart is not your property.
Holy fuck, Santa Claus really let himself go, didn't it?
Now, I'm not here to nag on somebody's fucking job, but dude, you a real fucking
NPC being 60 years old working out of fucking Walmart.
You really got nothing else better to fucking do than work at Walmart and racially profiled dudes.
Get your fucking Colonel Sanders head-ass hand off of his merchandise.
Okay, look, here's my seat.
Thank you.
That's all I want to sue the shit out of you.
I'm going to sue the shit out of it, so it's all good.
You do that.
You talk to Congressman.
I didn't sign a contract.
Okay, so get off my ass.
If this guy presses charges on this old man, I hope he got a fucking fortune.
Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit.
today please click the video on screen i promise you'll love it but anyways yeah subscribe all right people
what's up i just found the creepiest brain rod animator on youtube now audience the subject of today's
video is called erd cartoon which up right off the bat i can already tell something very weird is
about this channel no not his profile picture and no not even the thumbnails in his videos why in the
timbuck fuck does his youtube bio say i like to create animations for fun based on the
In my head wait a minute so bro you're telling me that you think about this shit on a daily
Because if that is true I can only wonder the amount of fantasies you have that can't be on YouTube
Anyways his most popular video got 11 million views in two months on the amazing digital circus
If 11 million children saw this video then surely it's PG enough for me
Let's begin
Nice dude only three seconds into the video and we're already getting titty-jiggle physics and shit
So Mr. Erd, this is the shit that you think about on your free time.
And then after you fantasize about it, then you spend multiple hours in fucking blender.
Or if you like to get really fucking fancy, you go to Unreal Engine 5,000,
and you cook up this hot dog shit.
You must feel like a really accomplished human being.
All those years of college that your dad sent you to learn about animation and you pop out this bullshit.
If you are my son, I would disown you from the fucking family.
Shh, keep quit and watch
Any second now
Also complete side note
Why do you guys keep saying I look like Jacks
from Amazing Digital Circus?
I am not Jacks, ladies and gentlemen
My OC is from Bob
You know the fucking Animal Crossing character
Stop saying I am Jax
Do not relate me to this absolute monstrosity
Bob is the OG
And Bob will be here after Jacks is already gone
Looking up girl's skirts
So early in the morning
Sorry
If you were all
honest, I was going to give you a free peek.
What will it be?
Are you going to be funnies?
Just a quick reminder, ladies and gentlemen,
11 million people saw this video.
And audience, let me also remind you,
it's not just people.
We're talking about fetuses watching this video.
The type of audience that this video attracted
was kids that are still reading fucking Esop's fables.
We're talking about motherfuckers that can't even tie their shoes yet.
And we're already teaching five-year-old children
to look at the ass cheeks from up a little.
girl's skirt. Seriously, what the fuck? Gen Alpha and Gen Beta are going to be so fucking
hypersexualized when they're older. The future of humanity is fucking doomed. Just kidding. Don't
be so nervous. Listen, I know I just said that this kid's dad probably sent him to college to
learn about animation. But bro, what the fuck was that? You care so much about how the visuals in the
animation looks. But whenever it comes to the actual movement in the motion that causes the animation,
Your quality of labor is cheaper than a fucking Chinese man on Fiverr.
Your animations are shit, dude, you fucking hear me, they're shit.
Listen, audience, as somebody with a live breathing female for a girlfriend,
this is not what ass cheeks look like when they're moving around.
When girls are laying down and they're sitting still,
their fucking ass cheeks don't bubble up like it's water.
Their butt cheeks just sit still like every other human being.
I know it's groundbreaking news.
But it's not like the fucking gooner anime that you guys consume.
every day. I'm sorry I broke you guys' heart. I know the truth hurts. But I have to tell you,
you guys got clickbaited. But cheeks do not move like that. Guys, for the last time,
this shit is not me. I hate that I have the exact same character still as this frame here. I swear,
bro, I am not beating the Jacks allegations. Holy shit. Okay, you know what? Maybe I am a little
bit like Jacks. This is definitely something that is on brand to what I would do. Listen, if the
But cheeks are exposed like that, then, hey, that's free real estate.
Maybe the Jack's allegations aren't so bad after all.
But still, motherfuck is a little freaky for that.
Oh, I won.
It's time to punish you.
Pull your head out.
Okay.
A singular flick to the forehead does not hurt that bad.
Or maybe it does.
Audience, my skull is like four fucking inches thick.
I guarantee if someone took a bullet to my head, it still wouldn't crack my skull.
Here a little bitch.
Ragatha.
Have you seen Jacks?
Hi, Pommi.
No, I didn't see him today.
I can't find him anywhere.
Maybe he's in the kitchen as always.
Bro, what the fuck did I just see?
They forgot to censor one singular frame of the video.
Jacks is probably in fucking heaven right now.
Bro, Mr. Erd cartoons, is this the shit you fantasize about?
Because if so, bro, you need to see a fucking psychiatrist.
Hmm.
I'll go have a look.
Sorry, Jacks.
Everything is fine.
Jacks?
HINJU-You know what, Jacks?
I would feel the same fucking way.
You don't just do that to a man and then you ask him, oh, is everything fine?
Is everything okay?
No, girl, you just took me to another fucking universe when you did that.
I'm sorry.
I mean, I mean, that was fucking disgusting.
Do it again.
I enter.
Ragatha?
It's kind of cramped in here.
Quiet, Jacks, they will hear us.
Jacks, what is this?
It's a gun.
What do you think?
Listen, I've never seen amazing digital social social social social.
but I've seen plenty of fan art between Jacks and Pomney.
I guarantee all the children that watch Amazing Digital Circus,
they're probably shitting their fucking pants right now.
Oh my gosh, not POMney and Jacks.
Quiet little Timmy, it's just a porn parody.
Bro, what the fuck happened to her hair?
This is the motherfucker that dates Jacks from Amazing Digital Circus.
Never mind, bro, I am not like Jacks.
I do not like my women with a hint of cancer.
That's crazy. You reference Kyu for your character animation.
That is the shittiest ringtone I've ever fucking heard in my life.
A special punishment awaits you.
Bro, how many hits of DMT do I have to hit to experience something like that?
This is no longer Amazing Digital Circus.
This shit is freaking me the fuck out.
Who the fuck designed this character for Amazing Digital Circus?
Bro, really looked at his grandma's dentures and put a fucking fedora on it and called it a character.
This shit is fucking stupid.
If you're late for training again.
A special punishment awaits you.
I can't be late.
Kane, I'm here.
Kane, I know I'm late again.
It won't happen again soon.
You are punished.
All right, I think that's enough.
Too many fucking ass cheeks going on in this video.
Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two on Erd animations.
With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.
All right, audience, what's up?
Today, I found a gotcha reaction YouTuber that goes by the name of,
Eternal. This gotcha reaction YouTuber has gotta be the worst one I've came across so far.
Yeah, whatever. Stand up.
Standing up, that is like doing the worm.
See what I mean, audience? It is easily one of the worst reaction gotcha YouTubers I've ever seen to date.
Where the hell isn't queen when you need him, bro? He needs to react to this.
Hey guys, what's up? It's Eternal. And today, we are back with another gotcha, cringe. Tick-Tock.
Well, Eternal, I feel like you're the last person that should ever be talking about cringe.
If you want to sound like a blonde bimbo making these videos, then I mean, hey, get it.
But if you're going to speak about cringe, make sure you're not cringe yourself, you know what I'm saying.
You see, audience, I don't speak about cringe. I speak on cringe. Am I right, fellas?
Um, I've been kind of sick for a while.
No one cares. I mean, literally nobody cares.
You might still be able to hear it in my voice. Hey!
My first observation of your channel is that it's supposed to be an absolute dumpster fire of content.
Honestly, I couldn't tell if you were sick or not, your voice is still sickening to me either way.
Hey, what's up? Another gotcha video.
Shut up. As usual, we normally find some weird stuff.
Last time we found some weird Ego Waffle edits.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh, hell now.
I'm not laughing.
I'm really not laughing.
And like normal, we watch a bunch of cringe gachas and then watch a few good ones to show that not all gachas are bad.
Oh, eternal, you delusional little woman.
This silly little goof actually believes that all gotcha isn't bad.
Well, I mean, maybe like 1%, but yeah.
In my opinion, ladies and gentlemen, gacha life equals bad.
That not all gachas are bad.
I'm looking at you, edgy boys in the back.
Is that supposed to refer to me?
Yeah, that's right.
We're the edgy guys in the back.
You know, we're the cool kids in the back seat.
Okay, anyways, without further ado, let's just get right into this.
You can't get rid of me, bade you.
What in the Tim Buckchuck did I just watch?
Is this supposed to be your YouTube intro?
I don't think an intro like that is going to be passed up as not cringe.
This is the worst intro I've ever seen.
from a reaction channel. As usual, these are all ones that you guys have tagged me in because you want me to
react to them. Okay, so I guess we're going to react to cringe, amongst a cringe YouTuber as well.
So let's just watch the first one.
The first gotcha video is honestly not surprising to me. You know, aside from my ears bleeding because
Eternal has no idea how to adjust the volume, this was a terrible video. I have no idea what even
happened. Was there even spoken word in the video? Let me know in the comments.
Okay.
That's what you said.
And you know what?
I...
What was that?
Why do they all use like the chipmunk?
They sound like these.
Ha ha.
Dude, you're not funny.
The day that women are funny is the day I find this content funny.
What if my videos were like that?
Hey guys.
They are like that.
You stupid?
Y'all would click off so quick.
I'm about to do more than click off.
I'm about to head to YouTube headquarters.
You're so...
So ugly.
You finally got wigs.
This ladies and gentlemen is exhibit A of what it is to insult somebody in elementary
school.
These insults remind me in second grade at recess trying to make fun of my friend because they
were getting more women than me.
And of course the girl that says you're ugly is a girl named Emily and they're blonde, bro.
How much more stereotypical can you get?
Speaking of chipmunks, here's another one that does that.
And of course one of them's named Emily.
Shut up, I made that joke before you.
Can you sound like a blind Bimbo named Emily?
Of course my father teached me.
You told me your father teach you words.
Oh right, that's why your words disappeared because your father also did.
Oh, baby, that's a real spicy one.
That's a real stinger in the ass if I ever felt one.
Dude, audience, these insults are actually terrible.
I promise you, audience, as you watch my content, I will develop your sense of humor and you can actually be funny and make your friends laugh.
Watching these women on YouTube, they ain't funny.
Is this sexist?
Oh, you bet your button I am.
Oh, my God, Kate just ended Emily's whole career.
She might sound like a champ monk, but she snapped.
Oh, fine, that's fine.
With cake.
Dad, you bring your grandpa here.
Never did I think in my, I don't know how long of watching Gautja Life TikTok cringe,
would I find one that I need to take roasting advice from.
What on earth is there to take advice from?
And what the hell is the furry on screen?
Oh, Rath, you're also a furry.
I just like Bob from Animal Crossing.
I think there's a difference between liking an Animal Crossing character and actually being a furry.
I don't know, I feel like in order to determine whether someone's a furry or not,
is that you actually have to draw them in the furry art style.
This is the furry art style.
This character is actually disgusting to look at.
Look at me, for example.
Beautiful, sexy, elegant.
This next one I found, apparently there's beef going on with all.
of the biggest gotcha cringe creators on TikTok because this one has a lot of the people we've talked
about before oh my gosh guys i'm at the edge of my seat are you guys ready for some gotcha
life tic-to-cringe because i sure am not so um it was very shocking to see let's watch
dear lord what is that picture looks like my mom and she was pregnant with me
not ugly back go up what the hell haze real quick audience
I didn't even get to process what was on screen.
This is the beauty of Gotcha Life cringe videos.
Is that whenever you watch these videos,
you really have no idea what the hell you're going to get on screen.
I always feel like watching these videos,
there's always a refreshing factor about it.
Because with gotcha life,
you can get pretty creative with what you put on screen.
And this is a perfect illustration by what I mean.
Who looks so much better without the weird editing.
Okay?
I don't know why this girl thinks that she looks.
Just incredible with this.
And what on earth makes you think you look better when you look like this?
You could have made yourself look so much better.
You could have got such a better artist to make yourself look a little more pretty.
But no, you purposely decided to draw your character like a starving show dog.
Pathetic YouTube content.
No, you look good here.
Stop editing yourself like this.
I think being yourself is the last thing we need to do nowadays.
Because people being themselves is the reason I'm making this whole video.
The way she just overlaid Totoroki.
Okay, you know you're doing something really bad when these two are astounded at your behavior.
I would react the exact same way too.
I mean, when I seen your furry, I was reclusing back into a shelf because I was recoiling on how bad it looked.
I think you're the last person to talk about somebody's looks.
Look at yo furry looking dog ass.
This is literally the crossover episode we never expected.
We have the lollipop looking girl with the big head.
We have Emily the keen of TikTok.
Talk and then we have this one that we reacted to last time.
She made the Ego Waffles.
How many times have I heard an Ego Waffle joke in this video?
I feel like I'm about to take nine shots of vodka by the end of this video.
And made whatever this is.
Is anybody else laughing?
Look at me right now.
Does it look like I'm smiling?
Does it look like I'm laughing right now?
No, it doesn't.
Looks like I'm losing my sanity.
So if y'all watched my previous video on the Queen of TikTok,
you'll know that she had this weird obsession with.
like the gotcha TikTok editor
named Jason, except she kept calling him
Jason the ruler. Okay, bro.
I don't know how and I don't know why
Gacha Life is managed to, uh, stoop to this
level of cringe. Especially
the YouTubers that react to Gatchelife
saying it's cringe, when they're literally
just as cringe as the videos
they're reacting to.
Anyways, audience, that's it for today.
Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll
love it, but, uh, yeah, subscribe.
Okay, respectfully, ladies and gentlemen,
And what is the actual fuck is this?
Not even 10 seconds in the video and we already got glider guy sniffing my grippers.
Surely this can't get any worse.
Yeah, uh, okay, I am definitely putting a bullet in my head by the end of this video.
All right, people, what's up?
Today I discovered that there is actually Rith BrainRod.
Now, audience, I was made aware of this video idea by my boy Glider Guy.
And, uh, normally I would thank somebody for giving me a video.
idea, but in this case, I'm actually pretty fucking disturbed.
Because the shit that glider guy has sent me today has actually made me recluse back in my chair,
and I don't want to show my face ever again.
But anyways, before we begin, please subscribe to the channel, because this is going to be a
tough one for me.
But yeah, with that being said, let's begin.
You know, audience, sometimes this is the exact reason why I don't want to wake up in the
morning and record YouTube videos.
Now, Grants, and my job is talking about AI-generated brain rot and all that other stuff.
But at the same time, I do wonder if it's really worth it whenever the general public has access to making AI-generated videos.
Because they can make shit like this.
People go to my YouTube channel one time and see my video of me and ballerina cappuccino.
And then they type some absolutely absurd shit into chat GPT and then hope to God I react to it.
little fella that made this video well I'm giving you your free fucking exposure.
This shit is absolutely horrendous.
Delete your channel today, please.
You know, for this video to not even have Rith BrainRod, I still find this heavily
disturbing.
Glider Guy, I know you're watching this video.
Do you see this shit?
Yeah, well, you're a part of this YouTube channel too.
So maybe next time whenever you're sending me a video idea because it has a bunch of
Writh BrainRot.
Maybe you should think a second time, because now I'm putting your video on my video,
and now everybody's going to be able to see this video for the rest of time.
That's right, Glider Guy.
I'm saving a video of you marrying a Labuibu forever.
Fuck you.
We love mangoes.
Kino, audience, on second thought, I'm starting to rethink if I really want to upload this video.
You know, I've been building this YouTube persona for well over three years now.
You know, I've tried to build an image of making me look like this unstoppable fucking
gangster roaster content.
This shit is just, uh, oh, what's the word?
Emasculating me?
And also, what is going on with the body structure of my character?
Do I just have broken femurs or do I just have inverted ass cheeks?
Is it because of my inverted ass cheeks that led up to the moment of Glider Guy
sniffing my feet later in the video?
Put in all seriousness, why is the videos of me and Glider Guy getting more and more fruity
each video?
This is not what I intended when I created my,
YouTube channel in 2021.
Yep, yep, every little bit of suspicion I had is completely thrown out the fucking window.
Glider guy with his two kittens.
Yeah, there is definitely some sick-ass dude that is behind the screen making these videos.
Listen, I just want to talk to the guy that's behind this BrainRot channel.
Please tell me what the hell you're typing into chat, GPT, to get these types of videos.
Because this is definitely nothing that the FBI would approve of
The things that this guy has to type into chat GPT probably puts Wad to shame
Heen to be honest I can only imagine the types of videos that are on his computer and not uploaded onto YouTube
Probably because the YouTube guidelines ain't gonna allow that shit actually no scratch that I meant the fucking law
You're all I can think of every cup I break up
What the fuck am I looking at?
Not only did glider guy go and sniff my grippers, for some reason he's like digging in there and shit.
Sitting here trying to extract all the cottage cheese from my footh heel.
And also, what kind of fruity-ass shit am I on?
Why are my toenails painted pink?
And also, I really hate to be that guy that points out the smallest of details.
But why is a piece of my foot flaking off whenever glider guy's sniffing it?
I don't know, maybe I'm just seeing things because I have glasses and I'm,
blind maybe it's my fucking cataracts but that looks like some foot crust if i've ever seen some
this video is just getting more and more sickening as the video progresses with the shabby sway
yeah we run the street uh no the hell we do not run the street well maybe i run the street but not
with fucking shappy sway you guys think that after we had a few youtube feuds and he's putting me in
some of his youtube shorts that we're like best friends i will tell you now ladies and gentlemen
that is uh very far from the truth this guy is very very
weird and no I did not forget the fact that he drew a little kid under the table doing
a unspeakable axe I am not friends with this guy we are not gangsters in the streets
best friends forever ain't nobody can compete dude just stop to please just fucking stop
best friends forever nobody can compete listen buddy I don't know where you're pulling this
information that I'm best friends with shappy sway but whoever told you you need to
tell them that they're fucking wrong just because I've made over
over nine or ten videos about somebody doesn't mean I like them.
Now Granted, making a ton of videos about somebody gets me paid because, well, you know, money.
But that doesn't mean I like the guy.
You're all I can think of every drop I bring up.
Oh, Lord Jesus, who is this sexy ass lady?
I mean, dude, what am I looking at?
What kind of chat chippy T prompted you have to type in to get this video?
Um, can you please generate the YouTuber Wrath in an A
fucking princess outfit.
Dude, you are such a fucking weirdo.
I wouldn't doubt that you have a 3D printer
to print this exact picture out.
I guarantee yo fucking weird ass
also has a jar on standby.
Matter of fact, I really do wonder
what my artist thinks about all of
this. Numa is basically the
backbone of my YouTube channel.
She is pretty much responsible for
drawing everything that you see.
I really do wonder what she thinks about
her talents going to waste like this.
Now granted, her talents are not
being wasted in vain, but holy shit.
If I was an artist and then I saw my art getting used like this, I would unironically end
my life in Roblox.
Spunky Spunky Spunky Yacht Spunkies Spunkies, Spunkie Galky Yacht, Spunkys Spunkie
Spunkie Yacht
I know you really.
Wow, uh, there is definitely a lot to unpack in this video.
Firstly, we have Benji X Scarlet playing in the background.
I thought that we left this guy for dead like six to eight months ago.
Why are we still using Benji X Scarlet?
Ex-Scarlet brain rot music. I have no idea. And honestly, I don't even know if I want to play Benji
X. Scarlett's music in my video. Dude's probably going to copyright strike my video and then
proceed to make 10 additional videos about the fact that his name left my fucking mouth. Because
this guy is probably the most money-hungry fucker I've ever seen in my life. And that's coming
from me and I'm a really money-hungry little shit. And then of course combining that with me and
keyed boy dancing with shappy sway and then the caption says dance if you love sprunky how much mind-numbing
bullshit do you have to put into one video my lord i think it's time to conclude
audience subscribe to the channel if you would like another episode of writh brain rot with that being said
i'll catch you guys later i'm just going to play the video for another five seconds because i need
youtube mid-roll ad revenue okay thank you bye nicicato avocato wants a vegan macabong you
And then several years down the timeline of YouTube.com, he is turned into...
What is this?
Nicacato Avocado, the fat suicide machine that is still getting promoted on YouTube.com.
Now, to anybody that isn't caught up with the lore of Nicacato Avocado, let me go ahead and catch you up.
This guy, Nick Akato used to be a vegan muckbang YouTuber.
You know, he used to put a lot of really good videos onto his YouTube channel about the vegan diet.
And if you fast forward around, you know, X amount of years, now he's uploading videos like this, where he's literally having
mental breakdowns quite literally in every single video.
And the thing here is that this isn't even a part of the act of Nicocato avocado anymore.
He genuinely is having mental breakdowns in every single video.
This dude at the end of the day is not in very good health.
And for some reason, YouTube keeps on promoting this guy and whatnot.
It's really not a very good situation at all.
Ever since Nicacato Avocado got this recent diagnosis saying that he's officially a disabled person,
and he decided to continue in milking his own disability on YouTube.com to get some views.
And what I don't understand is that as I'm watching this video,
he's quite literally killing himself,
which I don't understand why YouTube is not necessarily, you know,
you know, stepping into this situation.
But then again, if I'm going to be completely honest with all of you,
I can kind of see why YouTube is not stepping in.
Since obviously we're talking about Nicacado Avicato,
I wouldn't put it past him that he's possibly lying to all of us.
You know, he's a disabled person that he actually needs a nurse inside of the house
to get him to move around in the house?
I would not be surprised if Nicacato-Avacado is lying to everybody.
Then again, I'm also not surprised if Nicacato-Avacado is actually disabled
and then he is going to die in a few weeks.
Now look, audience, right?
Lo and behold, I don't want Nicacado Avocado to die, of course, right?
I want the dude to live.
However, I can't just look at his videos anymore and genuinely think, wow, this is,
this is funny.
I'm actually laughing while watching his videos.
I don't get that vibe anymore.
I'm watching this video and genuinely feeling sorry.
So anyways, with that being said, we're going to be checking out a few of his videos today.
Now we're not going to be checking out the part where he already went to the hospital
and started complaining to the doctor that this whole entire medical mystery that he's wearing,
hence his shirt is what he's wearing, is an entire joke to him, okay?
He doesn't actually care about his health at the end of the day.
Sure, he might have this disability.
He might have a nurse inside of the house.
But if you look at his YouTube channel, he takes absolutely no care in his body and his health and his mental health.
So we're going to be checking out his recent video called Penguin Zero or Moist Critical ruined me.
And in this video, he basically just has a massive mental breakdown.
And we're just going to be seeing how exactly he victimizes himself for killing himself, essentially.
Anyways, before we get into the video, uh, subscribe to the channel if you enjoy this video,
if you can actually enjoy this video.
But anyways, yeah, let's get into it.
And of course, this isn't put correctly, but, you know, I have to do everything by myself around here.
I have to do everything by myself.
By myself
Oh my god
Anyways, I'm pretty sure everybody here already knows how a nicicato avocado video goes
He starts off the video, he starts complaining
Wow, wow
I'm suey
Common sense
He opens up his food, then he starts complaining
And how am I supposed to know what's what, as their, oh, there's the label chicken
He begins eating his food, he then starts to cry
Sandwich,
Beastie boo boo soup
Sit
Sip
After he stops
crying he starts to have a mental breakdown
and starts talking about a bunch of really personal
information about himself
I just want a cheeseburger
But yeah even after
all of that that I just mentioned
That is still aside from the point
For anybody that doesn't know
Penguin Zero or Moist Critical
He basically made a video about Niccato
Avocato saying that yeah this guy is actually
You know hurting himself
This guy is actually on the verge of death
And if I'm going to be completely honest, I'm actually going to have to agree with Nicacato Avocado.
It is actually all the audience's fault.
I want to have become disabled if it weren't for you people who encouraged these videos.
He says it's your fault for encouraging it.
And he's absolutely right.
Nicotto Avocado didn't start as this kind of channel.
Now, this was essentially Moist Critical's video talking about Nicacato Avocado, and I'll be honest, he didn't say anything out of,
I mean, if you genuinely think so, then go ahead and comment something down below and you tell me what you think.
But in my opinion, I don't feel like he genuinely said anything wrong.
However, if we look at Nicacato Avocado's recent video, he made a 35-minute video definitely putting a good stance into defending himself.
When he did exactly what he was doing, trying to come across this, oh, oh, well, I care for him.
I'm so worried for him, I'm so genuine, oh, I'm so sad for him.
Meanwhile, he stretched out my face to make me look even better.
He'd sensationalized the fact that I broke my ribs.
Not even announced his sympathy for that, by the way, just kept commenting, oh, it must be better.
Oh, because he's bouncing around on Tick-Tick.
Now, this part of the video, I really just try to struggle to understand because I can only imagine what it must feel like to break your ribs.
Audience, if I'm going to be honest with you, I can barely even handle a paper cut, hence even breaking my own ribs.
If I break my own ribs, I don't expect myself to be able to walk first.
months. Well yeah, this right here, it's completely fair to say. If you look at Nicacato
Avocato's TikTok, look at him. He's bouncing around like a little baby boy.
Guess what? It's called paybends. And it's been like 30 days. You know, I can't even feel
this area of my body basically anymore. No sympathy at all. Didn't even bother to research
morsel and outs of anything about me and except talked about my whole.
This man must be healing faster than Deadpool.
This guy must be healing faster than when Jesus healed the leper.
If you're going to make a story about how your bones physically cannot handle the weight and pressure of your body,
at least make it a realistic story.
You can't just come on video and say,
oh, guys, I broke my ribs and then the next few videos you're here stomping around.
But then again, should we even be expecting Nicacado Avocado to be telling the truth
in most of his story time videos where he's doing a muck bang,
then I highly doubt that we should.
If you want to take a genuine look at this guy and make him the verdict of whether this is fact or fiction, then that's up to you.
But at least for me, I'm not going to believe him.
I mean, I'd rather him lie to me about his ribs being broken because, thank goodness his ribs are not broken.
But, I mean, if he's going to lie to us about having a nurse in the house and that he's actually having all these diagnosis with his sleep problems,
then, I mean, I can't really help but call him a scumbag because, I mean, you need to stop weaponizing your mental health for YouTube views.
But hey, maybe he did break his ribs.
Maybe he does have his sleep diagnosis.
Maybe he does actually have a nurse in the house.
Am I going to feel bad for nicicato avocado?
I mean, yes, but I mean, can I really feel bad for him at the end of the day?
You know what I'm saying?
He chose to appeal to the YouTube views and the YouTube fame,
and at the end of the day, it's his fault for making that decision.
I was in my lane.
I was doing my thing.
I was doing my thing.
And everyone say that I'm the drama queen, that, oh, well, you're milking it.
I didn't even start then.
I was just defending myself.
I'm thinking that, fat, fat, fat.
Get help, get help.
Yeah, because that's gonna help me by you saying that.
Well, what do you expect us to do?
Do you expect us just to sit here and watch your videos and watch your health wither away?
And another great thing in this video is that Nicacato avocado is trying to boil this whole thing down to whether or not who gets more views.
If we're supposed to make the argument about whether or not this is about views, then clearly you're milking the situation much more than,
Moise Critical is. If we're supposed to make the argument about who talks about people more all day
their YouTube channel, then once again, Nicacato Ovovacado is taking the cake. And what more of a human
being thing would it be to do to point out that you have a physical and mental health problem
that you need to get help? It's not a very human thing for you just to go ahead and ignore your
health like this because you are quite literally on your deathbed. If we're supposed to make this
about views, then I highly doubt Charles White, Penguin Zero Moise Critical, is actually sitting down
on his computer screen and thinking, oh, Fatman got me some more views.
Time to make another video about Fatman today.
And I was literally attacked.
And so I defended myself.
Oh, but I'm the one who's using him for views or I start.
Look at his views.
He got what?
500K to a million per video.
And he got four, five million views by using my face and my journey, my story.
And he saw it and he did it again.
So if I defend myself and say, hey, he looked at him.
Lied about all this stuff people are saying oh you you can't even walk to who says I can't walk
It's just so when I defend myself I'm the bad person, but I'm supposed to just say here take it
Nicarato avocado you don't say you don't say that everybody told you to leave you alone and you're saying that nobody is here to defend you
Everybody has told you just to leave the internet if you you have the money you have the funds to leave
If you want to go ahead and live a normal life just go ahead and leave YouTube never show your face
on the internet ever again. You can stop doing these muck bangs, you could probably get yourself
into the stock market, and you can have the money work for you while you go ahead and work out.
To say everybody is against you would be nothing more than a lie. A lot of people actually
care about you, hence why we're making these videos telling you that you need to go ahead and get
yourself in check. I wouldn't be making this video if it wasn't for your health being in the
condition that it is. Nobody is forcing you to do anything. You can quite literally leave the internet
and never come back. All the we want for you at the end of the day is
for you to simply be healthy, literally nothing more.
Is this even recording?
Fuck it out.
I just want someone to give me a hug.
Audience, if you made it this far into the video, comment the word hug, okay?
One comment hug equals one hug for nicakato avocado.
But seriously, though, I just want this guy to actually get better.
I mean, it's pretty obvious at this point that at least he has some sort of self-awareness
deep down in his stomach that there is somewhere, some area.
I mean, at least we're making some progress.
at least we're making an increment of progress
inside of the nicicato avocado lore.
But the real question is, at the end of the day,
is it going to be in time?
And I really hope it is.
Anyways, audience, that is going to be it for today's video.
Hope you guys enjoyed.
I'm going to go back to where the dark ones came.
Later.
All right, people, what's up?
There's a criminal epidemic on TikTok,
and it needs to stop.
Now, if your 4-U page on TikTok
is sort of f***ed up,
then you probably know who this guy is.
The TikTok are recovering today
is Wolfie Color.
Aletty, Khalidi, I don't know what the fuck your name is.
And to be quite frank with you, I don't care if I fuck up your name.
Anyways, this gentleman, if you can even call him that,
has been terrorizing the public, whether it's a crime or very crude pranks,
and overall just being a huge piece of shit.
Whether it being throwing a cockroach at a group of women or pulling the fire alarm at a random fucking Wendy's,
this guy is the epitome of a bad person.
Even on his own TikTok profile, he deems himself as,
as the supreme villain.
And after only watching this guy, after a few videos,
I recognize that he's probably 10 times worse than Jack Doherty.
Anyways, before we begin, shout out curse for the video idea.
He's a great channel, go subscribe.
With that being said, let's begin.
Listen, I know we're already pausing this video
like three seconds in, but if anybody sees this guy in public
and doesn't think that he's gonna be a harm to society,
at that point, bro, you're just natural selection.
You deserve to get fucking pranked by this guy.
Seriously look at him. He looks like a psychopath.
What's with this music making everything so overly dramatic?
You go into a Wendy's and walk out of the shitter with the most diabolical mischief-filled face I've ever fucking seen.
I can't get over how this guy looks. He looks like he's up to no good.
There's a fire in your bathroom.
That's how this dude sounds.
There's a fire in your bathroom.
That's what the supreme villain sounds like on TikTok.
Holy shit, you sound like an estrogen-filled.
loser that was failed by your fucking parents.
Oh yeah, you can go.
There's a fire in your bathroom.
Wait, there's a fire in the bathroom.
Yeah.
This dude is so nonchalant about committing crimes in his local community, he makes a poker
face now.
Just by this clip alone and how nonchalant he is, you could tell that this guy actually
practices this shit on a daily.
How exactly this guy has not been arrested yet and how this guy has not been thrown into jail
is honestly beyond me.
It's not like he doesn't show his face and his friend.
fucking criminal history is documented on TikTok every day.
Are the local police really that fucking stupid that they can't get this guy?
Either way, the shit that this guy is doing is only a little bit compared to the magnitude of bullshit.
We're going to be seeing later.
POV, you think your life is GTA passive mode every day.
Audience, look at the genuine joy this psychopath has all over his face.
as he's running away. Committing crimes is this dude's genuine source of joy throughout his day.
The last time I was as happy as this motherfucker here is when I hit a million subscribers on YouTube.
And this guy gets this serotonin rush every time he pulls a fucking fire alarm.
Somebody find this guy and throw him in the slamer, please.
There's no fucking way he actually found a dead pigeon just laying around.
I'm gonna be completely honest with you, he probably placed that there and then he started recording.
None of this shit is scripted, ladies and gentlemen.
That is completely out the window at this point.
Look at the previous video we just checked out.
Do you think any part of that video was scripted?
This is not any Topper Gilder face rug shit.
This is real life.
And we're only two videos in, and we're already playing with dead pigeons.
What the fuck?
Try pigeons?
I mean, at least this girl found it funny.
From the shitty video quality, I think that she's smiling.
Wait a minute, this dude did it out of fucking McDonald's.
Well, that's not a surprise.
they probably already used dead pigeon in their chicken nuggets.
Nasty-assed food establishment.
Who would have knew that there was a dead pigeon on the floor?
Wolfie, remember that.
Vofy, remember that?
Holy shit, your dad should have put you inside the cum sock.
This is the shit that you do to get famous.
Thank God, I did not have to do anything of what this guy's doing
to get a following on the internet.
Imagine being that untalented, that much of a human piece of shit
to wriggle out only a few hundred thousand followers on 10.
TikTok and he's probably not even getting paid that much for it.
Ladies and gentlemen, if anybody is watching this guy's content and thinking,
oh wow, dude, I could really do this to blow up on the internet.
Just don't, please.
There are so many other ways for you to make much more money and get a way bigger following on the internet.
For example, I've been sitting at a computer desk for three years and I got four million followers just for making fun of people like this.
I'm just saying there's way better options than to be a literal human waste.
of sperm.
Am I okay to pay your dog?
It's okay if I pay your dog.
So this is the fan base
of this guy?
Little 14 year old fuck boys
with gray sweatpants
and shitty looking yeasies.
You know, it's pretty ironic
that this guy is wearing
a cross necklace
around his neck.
I know that shit is just
for decoration
if you're sitting here
following Wolfie.
This is the fan base
of this guy,
ladies and gentlemen.
That was a bad ass room.
That was the biggest road
that was the biggest road that I have to see.
Oh my fucking God.
Whoa!
Nice.
W. Riz on the hose, Wofy.
Holy shit.
I'm sure all the hos are gonna go home thinking about you tonight.
So sexy and erotic, Wolfie.
Okay, at this point, this was just uncalled for.
I get the Panda Express is a shitty Chinese food establishment.
It's terrible.
And I understand you had to put a pumpkin in the friar.
It makes things a little bit more healthy.
But come on, Wolfie, did you really have to be doing that?
Do you not think that your actions are, uh,
A little shitty.
Fucking waste of testosterone.
Well, shit.
Now this guy's putting on an anonymous mask.
Only God knows what this man's about to do next.
In all the previous videos we checked out, he did not wear a mask.
What is he about to do?
Kill a family of five?
This guy is completely fucking unhinged.
Listen, if any of you come across this guy in real life, run.
Just run.
As fast as your little feet can take you.
And if anybody is a victim of this guy and you just so happen to be
watching this video, please tell me your story in the comments.
Perhaps there is some unwritten lore that we don't know about this guy, and I will gladly
make a part too.
Okay, but seriously, how did this guy get a fucking fire extinguisher for this video?
Did this guy really just take the fire extinguisher from his house and go to a random food
establishment and do this shit?
What happens if your actual house catches on fire, dude?
What are you going to do now?
You're f***ed, dude, all because you wanted to do a prank on some random innocent people.
And honestly, I couldn't be happier if that happens.
And this is why I will never do my laundry out of public space ever.
I don't care if my washing machine broke or my clothes need to be hang dried.
I will wash my clothes in a bathtub and I will hang dry them before I ever come to a place like this.
Because this is a conscious fear I have that somebody like this fucking guy would actually do this to my clothes.
And now that I'm actually seeing a video of this happening in real life, this just reassures that
I am NOT gonna fuck up like this.
Imagine picking up your clothes, ladies and gentlemen,
and you smell bacon and fucking raw eggs.
I think I would kill myself,
especially if your clothes is like designer.
If this happened to me, I would be pissed off,
and somebody is dying, and it's not gonna be me.
No.
You guys are locked in there.
Forever.
Okay, I can't take it anymore.
Fuck this guy.
Audience, subscribe if you want a part two on this guy.
Trust me, there is endless content to be checked out.
Anyways, with that being said, I'll catch y'all.
Later.
No!
Kardashian, oh.
Cool.
All right, people, what's up?
Today we're checking out another masterpiece by Darlo Main.
Mean girl, Shane Teen, for anime, featuring Sniper Wolf, Darman.
What'd you get for number 23?
I'm not there yet.
Heather.
Raina, can you stop talking until everyone's finished?
Okay, so to start off, I don't know why the teacher looks just as old as the fucking students.
I don't know if that's an insult to.
to the students or a compliment to the teacher,
but somebody's looking good for their age.
I need to step out for a minute,
finish your worksheets and I'll be right back.
What you get for number 23?
Heather.
What's up?
What is this?
Wait a second, is this Chase?
That's private.
Let me see.
Looks like you've got yourself a little sucker.
Wait, is this me as an anime character?
Meanwhile, these academically inept fucking idiot bimboes
are passing around this kind lady's sketchbook.
They decided to embarrass her.
I don't know why exactly you're roasting somebody for drawing something better than you.
Maybe you can go fuck yourself.
Yeah, Mia's totally in love with you.
No, I'm not.
I was just practicing drawing characters for my series.
You're what now?
It's for an anime contest.
First place gets a thousand dollar prize.
Are you serious?
Just when I thought you couldn't get any weirder.
Oh, my fucking heart, it goes out to this girl.
There has yet to be anybody in all of my years of high school.
middle school and elementary school, where somebody gets bullied for watching anime. And I can say that
with first-hand experience because I was the fucking anime kid. In fact, it wasn't even me. It was
literally the entire school. We were obsessed with anime. I don't know. Maybe my classmates were
more culture than everybody else. But if you get bullied for fucking anime, I can promise you my school
would dog your ass. Anime isn't weird. Even a bunch of celebs are into it. Ariana Grande, Kanye West,
sniper wolf.
What a great combination for this shit.
You go from Ariana Grande and Kanye West, two of the most impactful music artist ever,
to a fucking reaction channel sniper wolf.
Holy shit, Darmand is trying to get connections up.
And what?
You think they're ever going to care about your dumb little drawings?
Oh, sorry about that.
Hopefully everyone had a chance to finish.
Pass them up to the front, please.
Oh, and a quick reminder that Friday is Career Day,
so you will want to dress up as whatever you want to be.
Lawyers, doctors, astronauts, whatever your dream job is, and then you'll give a brief presentation to the rest of the class.
I bet Mia's dressing up as Pikachu.
I'm sorry, is something funny back there?
Yeah, lady, well, what's so funny back there?
Well, what's this bullshit?
And what the fuck is wrong with Pikachu, my lady?
I've been rocking Pokemon since I was four years old, dog.
That shit hasn't done me wrong a single time.
If you don't like playing animated video games and you don't like watching anime, what else is there to play with?
You can't play with their koochie all day.
Flicking your bean to fucking sign.
Yeah, excuse me, Ms. Cren.
What if you don't plan on working?
Well, you have to choose something.
Anything.
You could be a philanthropist or a stay-at-home mom.
Like, I would ever do that to myself.
I'm sorry, girl, but the last time I checked,
there's no such thing as a stay-at-home fucking fat-ass.
I mean, I technically don't have a job.
I mean, I do YouTube for a living.
But at least it's something other than being a fucking stay-at-home fat-ass.
You can't rely on daddy's money.
He's going to die eventually.
Hopefully someday this lady's going to get accepted into the fucking McDonald's.
Donald's Food Network.
And how do you expect living at fucking home doing a shitload of nothing gonna make you money?
This woman's logic is so unbelievably backwards.
I'm sure Darmann is scratching his head to this right now.
Somebody clearly didn't think through their life lesson.
Is Mia legit still drawing her anime?
I've got an idea.
Get your phone out.
Why, what are you gonna do?
I'm stopping the freak from drawing her anime for good.
Record me but started in like one minute.
Oh shit, it's getting real.
I gotta put a cork in my ass from.
what happens next. Hey, loser. Thanks for the sandwich. Hey, that's my lunch. Oh, you can keep it.
How old is that meat? I don't know. My mom got it from Walmart.
Ew. You get your groceries at Walmart? Let me see that. Stop taking my stuff. Dumb.
Dumb. Even dumber. Give it to me. Why do you keep picking on her? Yeah, just give her her book
back, Heather. Stay out of this. Oh, this fucking script writing's dog shit.
My series needed a villain.
Oh.
If that's how it's going to be,
then I might as well embrace the part.
No!
I needed these for the contest.
Serves you right for drawing people without their permission.
And besides, anime is a total waste of time.
Now one day, we'll be thanking you for this.
Yeah, I highly doubt that.
I highly doubt she's going to tell her fucking kids and grandkids.
Yeah, that time I got bullied in high school, they were right.
That woman that threw my sketchbook in the trash can and told me,
I was a piece of shit.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, that taught me a lesson.
Life lessons with Darmand,
the stories that make no fucking sense.
So good.
Let me see that.
What is that?
Hey, Mia.
Thanks for the views.
What are you talking about?
Guessing you haven't seen my TikTok.
I love how she casually puts on the shades and fucks off in the sunset.
Motherfucker, you didn't even get that many views.
You got a thousand likes on TikTok.
I literally wiped my ass.
and I get 10,000 likes on TikTok.
Trust me, girl, your life is not over.
It took her an entire day to get a thousand likes on a TikTok.
In comparison to me wiping my ass, that's nothing.
Sweetheart.
How was...
Hey, what's going on?
Great attention to detail, Darman.
Giving the anime girl the shittiest car in the parking lot.
What a great way to fit the hustler stereotype.
Something happened to school?
It's not that big of...
a deal. Is someone picking on you? Is it the heather girl? I swear. I don't want to talk about it. Can we just go home?
We're supposed to go to the thrift shop. Get your career day outfit, remember? Yeah, well, I don't even know if I
want to go to school that day anymore. What do you mean? You're so excited. You're going to dress up as
Tangierre... Tangero? Demon Slayer. Oh, fuck me, man. My mom's the exact same way. I could be watching
Death Note with her and she'd be like, is that Yad?
Jimmy Lighto. And so give me this exact face right here. We all love our moms, don't we?
But if I go, then I'm not gonna wear an anime costume.
Okay, so what do you wanna go as?
I don't know, something normal so no one makes fun of me?
Sweetheart. Being different is what makes you special.
Can't try to fit in with everyone else.
Yeah, well that hasn't worked out so well.
Kill the people that don't understand you, keep you from following your dreams.
Oh, God, my poor heart of stone.
We're expressing our feelings.
I wonder what Sniperwolf has to say about this.
I was actually leaning more like Kardashian.
Oh, look with the cat dragged in.
What do you want, Heather?
Oh, nothing.
I just wanted to thank you.
My TikToks at over 1 million views.
Guess I can add influencer to the list of things I can become.
I've looked at the comments and people are on my side.
If I were you, I delete that.
I gain 30,000 followers in a day.
30,000 followers from 1 million views in 24 hours.
Aren't you the pretty fucking princess of conversion rates?
Like I said, bro, a lot of people love their anime.
In the first group of people that would dog you are my classmates.
And me, of course, primarily me.
I'm like the five-star general of this shit.
What is this?
It's part of my outfit for Friday.
What are you going as a witch?
No, I'm going as a character for my favorite anime demon slayer.
You know, maybe your life wouldn't suck so much if you weren't so weirdly obsessed with anime.
My life is just fine.
You have no friends, no boyfriend, and you're poor.
I mean, the no boyfriend part, I completely understand.
About a good 70% of dudes that watch anime are out here yeet in their schmeet to animated 14-year-olds.
I honestly don't blame her for not wanting a boyfriend.
What are you doing?
We leave for school in 10 minutes.
I'm not going. I don't feel well.
Mia.
Please don't let those girls get to you.
But what if they're right?
I eat lunch alone every day.
We live in a tiny studio apartment.
We can barely afford it, and I think that just drawing some fictional characters
is gonna magically change everything.
There's mean, but she's not crazy.
I know it doesn't feel like it right now,
but I promise you things are gonna work out.
This is your favorite series, right?
Does the hero in the story just get what they want right away?
No.
Tangero has to fight demons to avenge his family's family.
family's death and to turn his sister Neziko back to human.
Exactly. Think of Heather as a demon.
Oh, here we go.
So we're gonna take arguably one of the most popular anime series and compare it to a high school fucking bully.
You know, Darmand could have described this as Tandro working really hard to make his fucking ninja skills top tier.
And likewise with our female protagonist trying to get her art skills to the top tier to win the fucking art contest.
And even when adversity comes by, you might,
must rise up and take the crown of, uh, out of fucking no.
Essentially, if you give up, you're a pussy.
That's the life lesson.
Thank you, Darmann.
Yeah, but I don't know if I'm ready to do it.
What don't you go get that?
Guys, great theory.
What if Sniperwolf's at the front door?
Holy fucking shit.
You're, you Sniperwolf.
Well, technically I'm Nuzuko, but yeah, you must be Mia.
Yeah, I'm sorry, how do you know my name?
Oh my god, I wish I didn't look like this right now.
You're totally fine.
I saw a TikTok video about you, and I felt super bad.
Oh my gosh, I'm about to flame this woman.
So you reached out to this girl's mom, aka fucking darn man.
But whenever you have a 10-year-old girl that's dying of cancer,
you fucking blow her off.
Oh, wait, that's right.
That's only because you do something for other people when there's money involved.
Sniper wolf's like a fucking Jewish shark smelling money across the globe.
Fuck you.
So I reached out to your mom.
You knew about this?
That's why I was trying to get you to go.
good ready. Sorry for what you're going through. That Heather girl sounds like some of the girls that
I went to school with that made fun of me. You were made fun of. You've got like 30 million subscribers.
Now, but I wasn't very popular in high school. I was into anime and the other girls were into
boys or shopping. But now some of those same girls want to be my friends. When people were mean to you,
it didn't make you want to change? Not at all. And she's entirely right. She's still the same fucking
rat she's always been. Arguably, I'd say worse.
Your mom sent me some of your drawings, and they're really good.
Like getting published or produced one day sort of good.
Wait, you mean it, you're not just saying that to make me feel better.
Well, no, actually, she's just saying the same shit she said to the cancer kid.
You're being fucking deceived, kid.
Okay, who's next?
Uh, Mia. You wanna come up?
This is gonna be cold.
So, uh, I decided to dress up as my favorite anime character, Tanjuro from Demon Slayer.
because I hope to create my own anime series.
That's code for gonna be broke.
This has easily got to be the most drawn out part of Darmand's video.
In order to create these videos, you need absolutely no personality.
And about a year and a half ago, Darmann used to actually put some efforts.
But now this content is just PBS kids rotting fucking tuna.
Heather.
Sorry, Mia, keep going.
What steps can someone take to become an anime creator?
So, at first step, be born a total looom.
If anime is for total losers, then what does that make you when you don't even want a fucking job?
Professional fat ass is not on the sign-up board.
To become a creator, normally you need a foot in the door, but actually Heather helped me with that.
What are you talking about? No, I didn't.
Because of your video, I was able to meet...
Hello, friends.
What sniper me?
Oh my gosh.
Hello, what brings you here?
I'm here as Mia's friend, but I'm also collaborating with her on a special project.
Huh?
Sorry, I miss the bus this morning, but is it true?
You brought sniper wolf to class today?
When I saw that drawing, you made it.
Oh, don't remind me. That was so embarrassing.
No, not at all.
Because of you, I've actually been binging bleach all week.
I'm gonna fucking puke.
Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today.
Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
