Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 37

Episode Date: November 2, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 37

Alright people what's up? Today I discovered the second worst animation BrainRot channel on YouTube. Now audience, the subject of today's video is Avenue Animations. This is an animation YouTuber that if you took a very quick glimpse at it, you would probably mistake it for Rico animations. No, like seriously, their content is so exactly the same in their layout is the exact carbon copy that even within the content itself, Avenue Animations will straight up rip off RICO Animations.

Let me just play their video side by side really quickly. Yeah, so there is no fucking difference. In fact, if you were to tell me right now that if this was Rico Animation's second account, I would fully believe you. Anyways, the animations we're checking out today is most definitely on par with Rico animations. This shit is just as freaky. Let's begin. Okay, so the first video is toilet humor. Am I so fucking surprised about that? that because you can't exactly be a Rico animations copy without, you know, stealing every single poop joke in the book. Like, I get it, man, you're probably doing really well. You're almost

at 2 million subscribers. But how does it feel that the guy you're copying is already passed like 12 mil? I know this guy's making some good money, but dude, it's pretty bad whenever you're heating up your breakfast, RICO Animations is heating up his dinner. Call RICO animations nicicato avocado because he's always two steps ahead. Anytime Rico Animations cooks up a new video, then you have to dish out your wish.com dog shit five minutes later. This is like the manager at an Amazon warehouse. You may be eating pretty good, but you're not motherfucking Jeff Bezos, bro.

This is the exact vibe I'm getting from this entire channel. Holy shit, I think that this was the funniest video I seen all week. Bro really pulled this shit straight out of Naruto, do a few Jutsu's, and you fucking shit your brains out. Like, holy shit, Avenue, you're gonna put me on fucking life support because it's so funny. Okay, but in all seriousness, you can very easily tell this motherfucker's a huge rip-off. Not even the comedy and the quality of jokes are as good as Rico.

And yeah, I still make fun of Rico animations because the comedy in the humor is kind of shit as well. But this channel, guys, you know this is some Timo ass shit. Okay, I'm just gonna pause the video right here. What the fuck? is this opening scene. Bro doesn't even have an Apple or Windows laptop. Muff-fuckus rocking some Tesla dog shit.

I'm not even gonna ask what the toilet paper and the tissues are for. He has a picture that depicts my ex-girlfriend on the wall. If I were to put context clues together, we are in a very, very situation. I really do not want to know what happened an hour before this video was recorded. Dude, what the f-

Listen, audience, if your dog has a reaction like that, who, uh, you know what I'm talking about. Either you need to put that dog down or you need to stop doing shit with your dog. It's one or the other, ladies and gentlemen. There's no fucking in-between or coincidence why that happens. And now that I've seen the second half of this video,

I know exactly what this guy was doing beforehand. You are one sick ass freakily. Don't know, I'm a minute, find out of a minute, say, and don't a minute, 70s, seven to a minute, seven to a minute, don't a minute, think a minute, don't a minute, think of a minute, man,

and a minute, Bro, this. Bro, this is like an accurate depiction of me one week before I graduated high school. Auditz, at the time I was at like 60,000 subscribers, okay? You know, I was a really small channel. But I will promise you one thing. Whenever I was taking those final exams, I was only thinking about YouTube. The motion you are seeing in this video was my exact demeanor,

knowing that after school I get to record all the YouTube videos I want. No more broke-ass people trying to teach me about Y equals Mx Plus B in the Pythagorean theorem. Once I was out the doors of high school, I was getting all the millions of dollars. I can't even say anything wrong about this video. I was locking in just like this fella here. Ironically, audience, if corporate punishment was added back into the school system, this is exactly how shit would unfold. Except whenever you give a girl a corporate punishment,

you're going to get the cops called on you and you're going to be thrown in jail for life. For those who have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, Back in like the fucking 60s and 70s, there was this thing called corporate punishment. And if you did something bad enough, the fucking dean of discipline would actually smack your ass as a punishment. And they were legally able to do that. Thankfully, it's illegal now to do that because personally, I find it really weird that if my finance teacher were to smack my ass. But if this system was implemented today, girls would be getting teachers in jail left and right. Ah, boy, do I enjoy being the youngest child.

Ladies and gentlemen, to everybody that has siblings, if you are the youngest child, you know what I'm talking about. You get that fucking princess treatment, baby. Mom and dad looks at you as their fucking prized possession, but your older siblings, ha, fuck them. Those pieces of shit are going to get their fucking asses handed to them, simply because they're older than you. Thank God I chose the timeline that I was born in, because I would get my ass handed to me all the time if I was older. Fortunately enough, I cannot relate to the guy that's getting his ass beat in the video. But these little crumb crunchers right here that's running away? Oh, you bet your ass that was me.

I couldn't risk not sitting on my ass for the next six fucking weeks. I will become a doctor who finds the cure to cancer. Yeah, but the problem is, little sperm, is that the cure to cancer already exists. But the government's not going to release the cure because they like to profit off of poisoning people. Making motherfuckas look like Kyu and shit. But yeah, little buddy, there's no fucking reason for your existence. It's already been done. I will become a scientist who will figure out

the universe. It's already been done, you stupid shit. I will become a lawyer who will replace all innocent people with the guilty ones in the prison. Okay, quite ambitious, but that's still not gonna happen. I don't even want to be in this race, man. I'm too lazy. Oh, look, it's me. You see this little fella right here, ladies and gentlemen? Well, that was me a long time ago. How do you guys feel that this turned into this? Quite the glow up, I'm not gonna lie. Wow, uh, so we got some really sick shit on screen right now. We got the same guy that was doing some weirdo-ass shit with this dog. At least we know the products that he's using now. Baby oil by Didiology. Of course,

it's fucking Diddy. But honestly, I don't blame him for getting a napkin for this occasion. The fucking candidates that we were talking about a second ago, they're going to be worth fucking nothing. Instead, let's give the Harvard degree to somebody that actually deserves it. Not these people with fucking puny ass goals. Nice, dude. Another hashtag relay. toilet humor joke except this one was pretty tasteful I do relate to this one all the time I'm telling you man that Indian food can fuck you up maximum spice level butter chicken that shit's gonna have you on your fucking knees okay I think I seen enough how do you it subscribe to the channel if you would like a part to about Avenue animations with that being said I'll catch you guys later Jesus Christ she got fucking worse a Barbie world in a farming world if anybody watching has a shotgun

Can you please take it to my skull? Alright people, what's up? The most sensitive Roblox YouTuber got worse. Now, audience, around nine months ago, I made a video on this Roblox YouTuber called My Amber. I had roughly around 100,000 subscribers at the time, so you guys probably don't remember. But to give you guys some context,

she replied to my video and she did not like it very much. I made a video about Maya just about one week ago. And ladies and gentlemen, they responded. And they're fucking pissed. I hope you. A grown man had a good laugh and feel accomplished at sitting for eight minutes talking down on another human being and encouraging hate because I'm assuming you have nothing better to do and more productive to do with your time. Yeah, so to put this lady into caveman language, uh, she's a pussy. So today, after my videos criticizing your content, I decided nine months later to check it out again. Roblox Barbie Story dot dot dot dot.

If this video isn't caps lock, then it must be so exciting. Hey guys! Today we are hopping right back. Audience, are you fucking carrying this shit? The one thing I've constantly made fun of this YouTuber for was because she had absolutely ear piercing audio in every one of her videos. If you don't have this female on like 2% volume,

you're gonna go fucking deaf. Because every video, this mufuck is like, Hey guys! Like damn, mufka, shut on! And we are going to be checking out the new Barbie story. Yes, sir. Was that supposed to make me laugh? Another thing you'll find out pretty often in this woman's videos

is that she has these weird editing practices where she thinks that if she puts in a random fucking meme, that she's just gonna blow your fucking underwear off and you're laughing and pissing her pants. But I think she'll quickly find out in this video here that quite literally everything she does in her videos is the most unfunny shit ever. Welcome to the Barbie story,

a group of two to do. 12 friends are sent to Dreamland where strange things start to happen. Believe it or not, audience, I'm not actually the one that zoomed in on her face just now. For some reason, she decided to zoom in on the... She looks like a fucking horse chewing hay. It's up to you and Barbie to investigate and save the day. Yes, bids, we're gonna save Barbie! Shut the fuck off.

Alright guys, let's go! Choose a free and we have premium. You already know she's going to choose premium because she has all that fucking YouTube revenue. Yeah, I'm fucking capping. This girl's channel's dead as fuck. Let's check out the premium. Huh? We have a chef for 74 Robux gift cake, athlete, secret agent, toy soldier with a machine gun for 99 roboc.

Oh shit. She's spending her life savings on this video now. You can look at her face and she's like, oh god, I'm gonna go bankrupt from this video now. Robux. Once again, audience, another overly used meme that has never been funny in the first place. Um, you know what? If you guys give the video a like, Robux. Maya, are you, are you sure you wanna do that?

I don't know, Maya, you're spending a whopping $12.49 cent on this game so far. Are you sure you're gonna make back the revenue? Right now. What? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I like the video, like the video, oh, fuck, I didn't like the video, damn it. Alright, let's do it, let's do it, and bye.

Let's go! Did anybody in the audience liked this video? Because I sure fucking didn't. Okay, in all seriousness, how does this shit work whenever you're asking for likes on a video? Like, how the fuck does this woman trick a bunch of five-year-old kids into thinking, guys, if you liked this video right now, I will spend $12.49 cents. Like, guys, it's a fucking person. pre-recorded video. Nobody has to like the video for any reason. I swear anybody that falls for this

shit is so fucking retarded. I have no idea what it does, but this machine gun looks insane. Maya, why the fuck do you keep doing this? Stop zooming in on your face for no fucking reason. This motherfucker looks like a deer in headlight. Oh my gosh, we are in a super pink car right now? Where are we? That's the face she makes whenever she sees the video I make on her. You have no idea what people go through behind closed doors. Sorry, but I have a mother and father. You are not funny. Yeah, Maya, I'm not forgetting that comment you deleted.

That was funny as fuck. Oh my gosh. We are literally in Barbie land. This is insane. What the fuck happened to the screen? Holy shit, audience. This is the worst editing I've ever seen. I am actually confident that most of you guys that are watching this video,

you could probably edit a YouTube. video way better than her. I know most of you motherfuckers in third grade can edit on cap talk and make her look like dog shit. Now that is fucking saying something. Whoa. That you, um, you had, you. Maya, who the fuck is this? Where are these random memes coming from? They're so fucking unfunny. Look, everything is like peak and purple and gold. No shit. Thank you, Maya. I didn't know we was pink and purple everywhere. There is so much color in this video. I want to Pugh- Oh my gosh, is that Barbie? Hello, everyone. Welcome to Barbie's Dreamland.

Oh my gosh. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, is you flying? Barbie can fly? Hey, Maya, I think your fucking camera's having a seizure. I don't know why, audience, but for some reason, when Maya just yells louder and louder, her camera just has a fucking heart attack.

In my personal opinion, I think even her camera knows her content is so dog shit. That every time she screams, her camera goes. to stage five cancer. I am so my new neighbors. Okay, so we live here. No, Maya, you actually live on the fucking street. I'm having party tonight to introduce ourselves. That sounds so fun.

Oh my gosh, we're going to hang out with Barbie. Oh my gosh. Yes, bitch. For the last time, Maya, quit zooming in on your fucking face. Audience, she thinks that she's funny when she does this shit. If you guys agree, comment in this video that her showing her face like this is not funny. certain every time I play this motherfuckus video, you guys are making this face right here. And believe me, look at me.

I am too. Later, that's nice. There it goes again. The camera's having a fucking heart attack. I think it just goes to show that if your camera is constantly shaking in a YouTube video, it just indicates how shit your video is. Like audience, look at me, talk. Do you see my camera shaking all over the fucking place?

What's that audience? You say no? Exactly. My camera's not having a fucking heart attack because, well, um, My content is sexy as f- Thank you. Thank you. This-uh.

What the fuck? Bro, this girl thinks she's hot as f-to. Just for the sake of YouTube T-O-S, I don't have any comment. I love your outfits. Let's have a best-dress contest. I love that idea. Oh, okay, so we're gonna have a contest. Uh...

Shut the fuck up. Wait, people are voting... Holy fucking shit. Maya put a meme that actually makes sense. When she screams as loud as a loud as a... fucking nuke in Nakasaki she puts a nuclear explosion thank you Maya thank you for showing how catastrophic are fucking yelling yeah I think I've seen enough today everybody subscribe so I can pass Maya Amber in so oh oh oh oh wait

All right audience what's up today we're checking out some of the weirdest Roblox tic tic talks you want black and thank you for follow it let's see if you get it black is more of a rare color sound gonna give you oh okay so you got black your first try You know, what a great way to kick things off. I can't tell if this individual is trying to glorify getting pregnant while you're still underage. Because statistically, audience, whenever you're getting pregnant underage, it pretty much ruins your life in your whole future. Because who's going to marry a girl that got pregnant at 14 years of age?

Nobody? I mean, you can consider your boyfriend that got you pregnant, but I guarantee you he's not going to stick around for long. He's going to grab the milk and dip really quickly, sis. I am truly disgusted by what I'm looking at right now. Am I gonna get age restricted for this? Please, YouTube, please don't age restrict me. This ladies and gentlemen is exhibit A of what you call a whore.

To any of you rich kings out there, all you rich Kachiggas out there, all right, do not spend all your money on people like this. There are hoars. I am severely questioning the age of the person that made this tick talk. I don't know, audience. Where would you touch this fine gentleman right here? If any of you dare have the balls of pure iron to answer that question, then you're going to jail. Especially to all you seven voters out there. You guys deserve to burn. Me going out with my family, like my boy best friend, didn't just make me blank four times. Oh my God. This video makes me very thankful for the job that I have now. Thank God for my job and not having to worry about being

a Discord moderator looking at conversations like these. All I see in this video is wasted talent. Imagine spending 30 minutes of your life making a sex Roblox edit. The amount of down bad dosage you have to take in order to get yourself to this level is gotta be disappointing. The people that glorify sex the most are the people that don't even get sex, bro. La, la, la, la, la, la. I don't know, guys, I'm feeling pretty torn and

between these two Roblox slenders. Well, baby, if they have abs, IRL and lots of Robux, I think that's the golden ticket. I think I'm going to spend the rest of my life with this guy. My girlfriend, who is that? I can get Robux. I don't know who your nine-year-old ass think you talk to bitch. And you're not nine years old yourself.

Are we just going to lie here? But I got stitched. Why are you trying to talk all that shit? Now sit your happy ass down. You hear that, fellas? That's the sound of a warrior. That's the sound of an angry female telling us to sit our hampy ass down.

You don't want to mess with somebody that's got stitched, she'll banish you to the shadow realm. That's bad fellas. This is bad news. Look, crap. Papa, Gali, who is so sexy? I'll get to charge another day. I am so creeped out by what I'm hearing right now.

Why does he sound 60 and why does she sound 10? I think we might call Chris Hansen. We might have to get his bum ass out of retirement. No, Papa Gall, don't be mean. It's fine, Papa Gall, let's go to park. It's the sunset. P's on sugar daddy Papa God no

Sorry, sugar shucky What the hell runs through these kids' brains? Is this what children find funny nowadays Is simulated pithelia? And let's not forget the piss fiddish, all right? We can't forget that too. God, this is disgusting. Wow, that is some jiggly ass if I ever seen it.

Nikki Minajus Anaconda? No, Cardi B's wet ass, pussy. No, that's not it. If you want to see some higgly-bigily, jiggly-ass, then you gotta go to this TikTok right here. This will supply you with material for weeks on end. In the context of losing your sanity, I hope all of you never turn out like this person. If any of you are feeling sad, lonely, and depressed, just wake up every morning and thank God for not becoming a person like this. Yes, baby girl, because cancer is funny. What is this edgy 2016 cancer jokes are still funny? Get out of here.

Nobody wants to be your girlfriend, dog. And for the love of God, please put some pants on. And wax your hairy-ass arms, that's disgusting. And why do you have gray hair? Are you 60 years old in disguise? I think I'm looking at a child predator. Really hoping she doesn't chill. All right, kid, I think it's time to put up the towel.

If we have to be technical, yes, Asians still sometimes do eat bats and dogs. Believe it or not, there's also things that Americans eat that some other parts of the world may not understand. Maybe you should pay attention in geography class. The rest of the world is not like the United States. That goes cutely. Give me robots. Oh, uh-oh. This is actual jail bait waiting to happen.

This is why I don't interact with people in video games or in Discord servers, bro. They weird as hell. I cannot believe a child actually thought doing that for eight seconds for TikTok was going to get them a Roblox headless function character thing. I'm actually baffled. I'm actually disappointed. I'm actually gonna throw up after this video. That has got to be the most beautiful lovemaking I've ever seen. It was so beautiful, so mesmerizing. And the background music just really added the cherry on top. I think I have a plump in my pants.

Oh, blockies are hot now. Where are my baby girls? I don't know who lied to you, but blockies were never hot. And were your baby girls? Oh, no. They don't exist, pal. At least past the age of 18. Looks like you caught yourself a case. I want to see you.

I throw a little money to truck. I don't really think you can fart. I've never seen so many horny people in one video. You know, there's actual people that have to participate to make this video possible. Those are all actual children participating in this horny TikTok video. Each name tag you see on screen is one child that's mega horny.

This video really wants me to unplug my internet, you know, quitting YouTube included. Just so that I don't have to see this wopper ass ever again. Okay, I think this is the one video out of all the ones I've reacted to that finally made me laugh. I've never seen a more passionate ass flap in my life. If I tried doing that, I would straight up dislocate my spinal cord. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. We are just one second into this video and there is so much to unpack here.

First off, this child is saying after their third round, they want to do it again. Child, you're not allowed to consent until you're 18. Let's get that straight. Second off, why is your love telling you, baby, I forgot to pull out? So many questions I have to ask God when I die. I like, I love to go, bad bitch, I write his face to he chow. Yeah, audience, I feel like that's enough cringe for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you love it, but anyways, yeah, subscribe.

Right, people, what's up? Today, I discovered another BrainRot channel that is meant for kids. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is going to be by the name of Slim Tunes, where essentially, just like a bunch of other BrainRod YouTube accounts, they like to content farm very obvious children's topics, and sexualize them for no reason. Taking a look at the YouTube channel, do I really have to zoom in on any of their videos

to give you an idea? The thumbnails of the video speak for themselves. Which is good, right? If you're a YouTuber, you should have your thumbnails show you what the video entails. But not when it's oriented towards children's topics of the age of four. Anyways, audience, like the video

if you would like my character drawn like that. With that being said, let's begin. Nice, dude. Three seconds in the video, and we already got the biggest fucking... On screen. By the way, YouTube, this video is not to sexually gratify anybody. I am simply here to document the downfall of humanity.

Anyways, now that I got that out of the way, there is going to be probably a lot worse shit happening later in the video. If they are already displaying this shit, three seconds into the video, they clearly do not care about YouTube community guidelines. They didn't even put a disclaimer at the beginning of their video like I did. So they really are going into this video gung-ho. They don't give a fuck what they put on.

What the fuck just happened? In the following 17.5 seconds of the video, we just saw a man-lit dog get fucking mugged by some big-ass purple cat. No audience, I'm not talking about myself. Even though I am 6'2, ha ha ha, ladies DM me. Anyways, bro, 20 seconds into the video and we already have a casualty. Boobies in death, ladies and gentlemen, that's how you keep the children entertained. I could have swore we already seen this stupid green screen lower third two times already.

Is our attention span really that bad that you have to remind the viewer to like and subscribe every 20 fucking seconds? This just goes to show audience on how young the people are that are watching these videos. Would you look at that? The horny bastard didn't die. And it looks like he brought a friend along. I think I'm starting to understand the plot of this story now. Two pervert dogs trying to get a sneaky peek at the purple cat. This storyline seems pretty linear for a five-year-old boy. A few moments later.

Bro, these dogs are complete freakleaks, I swear. Is this what you want, little bro? You want her to fucking poo everywhere? Is this really what gets your knob working and your uncle twerking? This is my exact reaction whenever I saw this on my YouTube homepage. Yes, audience, you heard me correctly. This was actually on my YouTube homepage. I don't search this shit up, ladies and gentlemen.

It's because of the content I make. It's because of y'all weird bastards that my homepage is messed up. I blame you guys for this weird shit. Okay, so it looks like every time there's a new scene on screen, they have to put the like and subscribe thing on screen to remind viewers every 20 fucking seconds to subscribe. Honestly, this stupid like and subscribe animation is not reminding me to do anything. It's just showing how fucking desperate you are. Audience, you really just have to appreciate the animation budget for this video. I'm looking at the animation quality and I'm like, holy shit, audience, I gotta be just like that.

You know, I got my animation, I got my character stills on screen. It's pretty cool, ladies and gentlemen, but it's not this. Maybe one day, ladies and gentlemen, I can animate my videos just like this. Holy fuck, if I ever get to this point, then I should just retire. What just happened? Did he just shit himself? Or even worse, did he cream? I sincerely hope that he didn't do the second one.

Because if he did, I have to upload this video to another website. Audience, I get some of my videos. age-restricted sometimes for reacting to Roblox tic-ttocks back in the day. And this shit is perfectly fine on YouTube.com? Well, YouTube probably allows this content because, look, the dog accidentally ran into her vagina. The dog didn't do it on purpose, YouTube. It was an accident.

So that means I can get fully monetized on this video. I understand you now, YouTube. I'm glad that we can come to a middle ground and understand why my videos back then got age-restricted and this shit gets me. I'm so fucking happy that I see the big picture now Gee whiz ladies and gentlemen this video is just full of weird accidents Why are they stuck in a wall with their knees sticking out? I wonder how they're gonna get out of this situation Fucking hell bro this is kids content by the way

Is this seriously an outfit that normal women just lounge around with some shitty ass pink skirt from Forever 21 in some pink hey dudes? Yeah, totally seems like a normal lounge around outfit. Not to mention the conveniently placed casting couch in the living room. I wonder where else I've seen this type of couch. Bro, there is only so many excuses I can give to YouTube how I can keep my video monetized. Well, YouTube, you see that the dog is wearing a sun necklace. That means he needs to be warm. And the dog figured that he would be warmer if he were to jump inside of this girl's chest.

It's not because he wanted to be satisfied. It's because he's simply trying to keep warm. Bro, I am fighting for my life to not get age-restricted right now. Please YouTube, be understanding. I'm just a digital journalist. Please understand. Yeah, no, I give up. There's nothing else I can explain to YouTube at that point.

Ladies and gentlemen, leave a comment if I'm cooked on monetization for this video. If this dog were to be brought to court right now for sexual harassment, and I were this dog's lawyer, nah, I would be fuck. This dog is going to jail. There's nothing else to say. Never mind, he got the fucking death sentence. and it's immediately. I don't think I could take any more of this shit.

Audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two of Slim Toons. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. These dumbass, Kia Boys. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the worst TikTok trend of all time, the Kia Boys. Apparently now, in order to get clout on the internet, you now have to steal vehicles and destroy your own city.

What the fuck? Okay. So there's quite a lot to unpack here. So you would think that people would disavow these kids' actions for, you know, destroying people's cars and ruining the city. But from this video alone, there's a bunch of teenage girls wetting their panties over these guys. If anybody can let me know when committing crimes and stealing cars was such a sexy thing to do, I'd love to know.

But apparently on TikTok, you can get famous for almost anything. Which is the fucking sad part of this social media. Get out of my car right this minute. Get out on my car. Wait this minute. You really have to appreciate how shameless these kids actually are. You would think that you would want to stay anonymous on the internet so that people don't actually arrest you when there's a cop on duty.

But these motherfuckers got no mask on whatsoever. They give absolutely zero shits. I would not be surprised if one of them got arrested at some point. Oh, wait, that's because one of them fucking did. Don't touch it. Don't touch it. No, I'm trying to nothing. Oh my god.

Yup. I can't all my little shit up. Fucked up. All my little money. Why you're not at home, man? Shit is shot this, Nick. Why you not at home? Your uncle what?

You cannot be fucking serious. So one of the notorious gangsta Kia boys that women suck their fucking pussies with, this is what they're simping for. I love when a motherfucker gets caught and all that gangsta shit goes to the trashy. Dude steals a key assault and then he gets caught and then he's like, oh my uncle kicked me out, fuck off. What? What? What?

Alabity. Man, listen man, you gotta do better, dog. Like, where are you got somebody, big brother, somebody else, dog. You just can't be stealing cars and you sit in up here, you sleep in them. Come on, man. You can't do this, dog. So let me get this straight. His uncle kicks him out so he steals a fucking car and sleeps in it.

The majority of cars have trackers to begin with. I swear, for such an anonymous and gangster fucking group of kids, they are totally not the brightest tools in the shit. Listen, I know on social media, you want to portray yourself as a big badass, thinking you getting all this pussy money weed, you know what I'm saying? You thinking you hot shit. But all that shit is temporary until you get caught. Don't be like this motherfucker right here, you're gonna get caught eventually.

If it was nighttime, And I wrote up on you by myself, I was shooting, man. I wouldn't ask no motherfuckin' questions. I've really got to give my respect to the guy that's filming. If somebody stole my car in its daytime or nighttime, I'm shooting a motherfucker. I don't care if you is six years old or 60 years old. You steal my car, I steal your life. You put a hole in my window, I put a hole in your skull.

In the midst of all this bullshit and stealing a bunch of cars, they also make shitty music. I don't know if making shitty music puts you more on the gangster radar, but they are fucking But yeah, what you guys are currently seeing right now is like the tip of the iceberg. Sure, they're stealing cars and being absolute pieces of shit, but they actually cause damage to people's property. And not just people's private property, but for the general public as well. You smell that, guys? I feel like that's the smell of fame. In order to get the sweet, pussy, gruel, titty nectar, all you got to do is cause serious harm to your city.

You see what I mean? People would go to so many lengths to get some clout. that this guy even made a fucking documentary about them, which in my opinion, I don't think that these kids even deserve a fucking documentary to begin with, but it gives us a more in-depth detail of the minds of these stupid shits. I'll call you Marvin the accountant, okay? So Marvin, when did you start getting into the key of business here?

I ain't gonna lie. Like shit. Three something ago, that's when it all started. How did you get nervous before you do that? Hell no. How fucking sad? Even though this is probably the worst TikTok trend I've ever seen, I typically cover things that are cringe on the internet, not necessarily about crime.

But these dumb fucks use their only bits of intelligence to commit crimes around the world, and they don't give a single shit. They commit the crime and they're not nervous at all. It's all because motherfucker knows he's gonna get away. But as the man himself, Darmann said, whatever's in the dark will eventually come to light. And eventually you'll be like this motherfucker right here. Here guys, this is what I'm gonna do real quick. All right, now we're good to go.

What percentage of Kia boys stay strapped when they ride around? I ain't gonna lie, at least 60%, 60%, oh, it got good. My question is, how the fuck did these guys acquire guns? I mean, if they're fine stealing cars and going absolutely bananas around the fucking streets, I wouldn't be surprised if they bought guns or got it off the black market or some dumb shit, or they stole it from their parents' fucking cabinet. But even if you wanted to get rid of the Kia boys, they already got guns. If I were the mayor, I would simply have no idea what to do.

What are you going to do, arrest the kids that are driving the cars? How the fuck are you going to identify them? You can't fingerprint jack shit if you don't. catch him. Your moms know that you do this? She know I got a case for that shit. That's exactly mom know I got a case for it. That's a man. What does she say? Does she tell you like, hey, you got, can't be doing the...

Yeah, she tells me not to do it. I'll be listening to her to. I only got caught one time. So she think I'm done. I'm sure that these teenagers' moms are so fucking proud. I can only imagine how I'd feel if I raised a fucking carjacker. You did it, parents. You raised a real fucking winner in this town. I'm sure he's going to be a

successful entrepreneur fucking getting women every day, uh, money out the asshole. I bet they're shitting, pissing, and coming in fucking pride. Oh, hey, watch this, watch this. What? Man, he ain't turned nothing up though, but the car. Are you guys entertained yet? Are you guys fucking laughing or isn't this the funniest shit you've ever seen? I mean, I guess I understand why these kids are doing this now, because you only get a fucking misdemeanor for doing all this. Shit, you only gonna do like three weeks here. It's a misdemeanor. You only do three weeks for stealing a car? Hell yes, they missed it mean or shit.

Apparently maximum jail time's going to be like three weeks. But even so, dude, that's still going on your permanent record. You're still risking your future by getting any good job or anything. I don't know why a few hoots and haulers stealing somebody's vehicle is going to be such a dopamine rush. Meanwhile, you're going to be sucking dick behind a 7-Eleven for money. It doesn't make any sense. Do you guys go to school or you skip school and steal cars all that? I go to school.

I need my education. So what do you want to be when you grow up? Shit, right, shit, whatever cause with it. Why am I not surprised? That was the exact answer I fucking expected. I would imagine somebody that steals a car for a living doesn't have any fucking idea of what they want their future to be. Oh yeah, I plan to be a doctor when I grew up.

Ha ha ha, ha, fucking joke. Oh, you want to go to college to learn how to be a lawyer motherfucker. You already know your Miranda rights. Because I know your ass ain't gonna afford a lawyer in court. You can't afford jack shit. Just being a cowboy gets you checks. I ain't gonna lie. Bitches tuck your dick you get you pull up in the joint.

The bus just hit you? They hit a bus. Oh, really. Okay, you're saying he's a suit. Yeah, these guys are fucking brainlets. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.

But anyways, yeah, subscribe. This video is for Curl King, a dark-skinned man. The history of slavery shows how black people were treated as commodities, much like animals are treated today in factory farming. The history of slavery shows how black people were treated as commodities, much like animals are treated today in factory. All right people what's up? That vegan teacher is back and she made her second worst video.

Now audience, the video that came across my screen just a second ago will completely blow you away. Miss Katie or that vegan teacher just released a brand new video about black people. No, not that video, that is her first worst video. Does this girl seem to you like she might be naturally intelligent, gorgeous, generous, exemplary, and radiant? She looks like she could be that to me. But nonetheless, the second worst video that she has made, is a very racist video to black people. Black man doesn't care if his own community gets sick from heart attacks and blah, blah, blah, blah.

Honestly, I couldn't give too much of a shit about the title of the video. Why does the thumbnail plaster a black man on screen with the text saying, Black and racist? Surely this lady has her true color showing in this video. Let's begin. This video is for Curl King, a dark-skinned man. Yeah, okay. Thank you for the introduction, Miss Katie.

This is the Curl King, a black man, a dark-skinned man, a fucking dark opacity man. Like, why are we introducing this guy as a black man? Listen, if this was the police or something and I had to describe the suspect or something, I think their color and ethnicity is very important in describing a person to the police. But, Miss Katie, this is not that situation. This is just a guy that probably said he enjoys McDonald's. It's really not that deep, and you don't need to describe him like that. Who is actually extremely cruel to his own community.

Here's why. Okay, so we're just starting off this video like a fucking YouTube short. Hold on, let me just get my YouTube shorts voice out again. All right, bro, this black man is so cruel to his own community. Let me explain. Holy fuck that hurt my voice. I do not want to go back to YouTube shorts. Rather than educating his community as to how to be healthy and ethical and strong men,

He encourages them to keep paying for the rape, torture, confinement, kidnapping, and murder of innocent animals. Listen, that vegan teacher, I'm sure that every time he goes to McDonald's, I'm sure that he's not thinking about the rape, torture, or whatever the fuck you said. When he goes to McDonald's, he's not sitting here thinking, oh yeah, baby, we're contributing to the rape, torture, and murder of innocent animals. He's probably thinking of how good that burger's probably going to fucking taste. Once again, you are taking a very sinister topic and making it way too fucking deep. Yes, animals die in order for us to enjoy the pleasure of eating them.

Simple as that. This has absolutely nothing to do with being dark-skinned. This isn't a black thing. This is a circle of the life thing, motherfucker. Girl King is a disgrace. Here are seven ethical and health reasons why dark-skinned people, including Curl King and his audience, should be vegan. I'm willing to bet my entire bank account that she read that shit right out of chat GPT. Now, I don't know what kind of conditioning she had to do to make chat GPT give her that type of prompt.

But I feel like the following few sentences that vegan teachers are about to say is about to be some regurgitated robotic bullshit. Rejecting exploitation in all forms. The history of slavery shows how black people were treated as commodities, much like animals are treated today in factory farming. Okay, but black people are not on the same level as the fucking chickens that get slaughtered at Chick-fil-A. I feel like that vegan teacher is just stuck in the fucking 17 and 1800s with this shit. But then again, if somebody were to tell me that that vegan teacher was born that long ago, I would believe them. She probably hooked up with Christopher Columbus back in the day. But lady, we've already had Martin Luther King Jr. slavery and shit is over.

There is not going to be another Martin Luther King Jr. standing up for the fucking chickens and cows and pigs. And everybody's going to be clapping and praising them because they can't eat animals anymore. This shit is a fever dream that is never ever going to come true. Going vegan, black individuals honor their ancestors' struggles by rejecting systems of oppression and exploitation. Animals are bred, sold, and killed as products, just like black ancestors were bought, sold, and dehumanized.

standing against animal exploitation aligns with standing against all forms of oppression. Okay, but Katie, you're kind of like 200 fucking years late to the party. I think everybody here watching the video was going to say that slavery is bad, racism is bad. But just because this type of shit happened back in the 1800s doesn't mean that every single dark-skinned person should be vegan. Why are we pre-assigning diets to a certain race of people? Fighting racism in school nutrition. Many black children are lactose intolerant with studies estimating that up to 80%

of black individuals cannot digest cow's milk properly. Well, I'm really sorry to hear that. Take some fucking enzymes or something. I don't know. I'm not being racist to anybody. Trust me, I have a liquid poo ass as well. Sometimes that milk be fucking you up. Despite this, schools often provide free cow's milk

to underprivileged kids, knowing it causes stomach pain, bloating, and diarrhea for many of them. Okay, even if it really is that much of a problem, children can easily say no to getting the fucking pint of milk at school. And also, water is free to everybody. Everybody can have a bottle of fucking water. What is the issue here? I'm not understanding.

This policy perpetuates systemic racism. Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. So because black people are getting the wrong pint of... of milk and their lactose intolerant, at least 80% of them, according to that vegan teacher. This perpetuates racism. You're the one to fucking speak, Miss Katie. Aren't you the same person that made this thumbnail and this video? And introduce this guy as a dark-skinned man?

Miss Katie, you are a fucking hypocrite. By ignoring the nutritional needs of these children and making them physically sick instead of offering plant-based options. To be fair, I think this is one of the only things I can partially agree with that vegan teacher on. I think that there should be an option for people that only want to drink plant-based milk. Personally, audience, I am a big fan of almond milk because I simply do not like the estrogenics and the sugar that is put into normal whole milk. To me, it is a much healthier option for me to get almond milk for my protein shakes into boost testosterone levels. But am I advocating for a plant-based milk at school for the same reason that vegan teacher is?

Well, as far as I know, my reasoning has absolutely nothing to do with racism. Almond milk is just a healthier alternative to whole milk that is full of sugar and estrogenics. Do what you want with that information, but my reasoning is entirely different compared to Ms. Katie. Standing up to corporate lies, fast food companies like McDonald's aggressively market unhealthy foods to black communities, contributing to health crises, such as diabetes, heart disease, and obesity.

Okay, this has got to be the dumbest shit I've ever fucking seen. Heart attacks, diabetes, and obesity is not exclusive to black people. The fuck. For the record, audience, that vegan teacher lives in Canada, you know, the place that is not exactly as obese as the United States of America. And whenever I go to McDonald's, not only do I see fat black people, but I see fat Asian people, fat white people, fat Latinos, fat everybody. is safe from getting the nicicato gut.

Black men, like all men, have a responsibility to protect their health and communities by rejecting these corporate lies. These companies profit off sick and suffering, but switching to a plant-based diet can empower individuals to resist manipulation and build healthier lives. And ironically, the most manipulated person of the mall is that vegan teacher. I think it's time to conclude. Honey and subscribe to the channel if you would like a part to about that vegan teacher's racist videos. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.

Bro, chill, bro, y'all doing the most, bro, too. Bro, how the fuck do you go from TikTok MPC live streams? And you somehow still get arrested in doing that? You're starting to get on my nerves. You sure you want me to use that right now? That sounds pretty dangerous. I love you too. They think she's shit in the life.

Okay, how the fuck did you get up there? I feel like Master Shifu finding Poe's big-o-ass. I think I'm starting to realize how this kid got arrested. All right, people, what's up? I think that the TikTok NPC Miles Morales has ruined his career. Now, audience, before we go into the lore of Miles Morales and everything else in between, A TikTok NPC creator is basically where you act like a robot on a TikTok live stream and you give reactions to donations. The bigger the donation, the bigger the reaction.

Here is a quick example of a few TikTok NPCs. Gutsche gay, Gucci gay, pussy. Pussy, oh, pussy. Cake, cake. Yeah, uh, and for some fucking reason, this is qualified as an actual job now. Just for reference on how much money that TikTok NPCs make online, You will be quite surprised on how much money this shit actually makes. Here's just two examples of how much fucking money you can make.

Okay, I don't want to come off on a federal note, but I got to know this because I know you've gotten this a lot. How much money are you making per TikTok live, bro? I'll tell you how much I make per live. You tell me how much you make per live. Can I get a range, a range, like a, I don't want you. For life, it's kind of hard because, you know, we never know how much you can make. But per days, for real, per days, I make 10K. Today I make 10K.

Do NPC. Y'all want to do MPC live? Yes or no? Wait, you make money for that, right? All money that I make from hair goes strictly to the chat. Ooh, mm, brosz. Not a like a cowboy. Munker.

Oh, wha! Alright, chat, let's see how much we've made. Hey no, wait. We made $6,000. Audience, if you're ever wondering how you can get your family out of the hood and out of the streets, get your fucking ass in the downtown part of your city and get recording, you dumb shit. Kaisenat in the span of one hour made about $6,000.

Not even to mention this girl making 10 grand for one live session. So you might be wondering at this point. Well, Rith, how much does Miles Morales make? A fucking ton. But clearly not enough money to Miles Morales because apparently he loves to crash out when people are not donating. 11,000 people in here. There's 11,000 fucking people in here.

And you guys are not tapping the screen. Okay? Make sure that you're tapping the screen. There's 11,000 people in here. There's 11,000 fucking people in here, okay? Tap the goddamn screen, okay? Tap the goddamn screen. Okay, you see this button right here?

Press the fucking button, okay? Press the fucking button. Thanks to follow. You guys are amazing. Tap the goddamn screen, okay? Yeah, crazy thing to do whenever you're making this much money and you're not getting donations for a matter of 10 seconds. Which, by the way, audience,

this isn't the only instance that Miles Morales has been a crash out on the internet. Before all the money and before TikTok live streams were thing, Miles Morales actually worked at a Domino's Pizzeria and he was the biggest fucking crash out of all time. No! And guess what audience? Nothing has fucking changed. Don't disrespect me, nika. F-u-you talking about it.

Which inevitably did lead to Miles Morales getting arrested, but we're gonna get to that in a second. I think we truly need to acknowledge the amount of crazy crashouts that this man has done, which led up to him getting arrested for his terrible attitude. The first and most lighthearted instance of him crashing out was at a YouTuber named the Tozy where basically this motherfucker just egoed the fuck out of this man because he had more followers than him. I sound crazy, but I don't know how long he's been doing YouTube bro, but I have never seen this

in my life. I have never seen this nigga in my fucking life chat. ever the fact that i can't go outside without somebody like coming up to me bro and somebody being like yo you're that one dude from ticot right like even if they don't know my name you're the one guy from ticotop right in case you're wondering what exactly miles is saying in this video as you could probably see from a tozi's video he made one on miles morales and how he destroyed his career that's not really the reason why miles morales is saying what he's saying he's calling him irrelevant Which, by the way, if you take around two to three seconds to actually think about what he just said, that is gonna be some of the stupidest shit I've ever heard.

Yes, Atozzi may not be as popular and viral as you on YouTube and TikTok, etc. We get it. Put audience, close your eyes for a second. If you were Miles Morales, would you really want to live his day to day? Because the only reason that you're viral across YouTube and TikTok and Instagram reels and all this shit, is because you do some of the stupidest shit ever. You gotta be the motherfucker that acts like a dumbass in the middle of downtown whatever the fuck you live in And you have to climb to the top of a Home Depot in order for you to get views

At least a Tozzi gets to make YouTube videos where he doesn't have to base his entire career off a shock factor He could just sit in the privacy of his own bedroom and make a YouTube video and make fucking bank Personally audience if I had to choose between the life of Miles Morales or the life of a Tozzi I think we all know which one I'm choosing Which I hope you guys choose a Toys. as well because living the life of Miles Morales must be a fucking movie. You're getting arrested, you're filming in the middle of your downtown city like a dumbass, and you're also occasionally getting into fights here and there.

Like, what kind of stressful-ass existence is that? Sorry, buddy, but I don't want your fame. And your fame is not exactly something to flex either. Hey, hey, hey, thanks for the gummies. Hey, fuck, me what you said? What you said, fuck, mea? Hey, what you said, fuck, mea? You say, don't see.

Let's do to that low, what you said, me. Hey, come here. Come here, let me knock your teeth out, nigga. Bitch-ass boy. Bitch-ass boy. Come here. Let me do my nerdy shit in peace

for I beat your ass, niggas. Bro, at least he's admitting what he's doing is some nerdy shit. Listen, audience, we know that Miles Morales is a crash out. We've already established that. But do you ever think about the idea that the reason he films in public is for reactions like this as well?

Because, uh, I don't know about you guys, but I haven't really seen a TikTok live NPC at the corner of a sidewalk on my highway. What I'm saying is that it is not exactly a normal thing to see when you're out and about. So occasionally you'll get some brave people like this man here that's trying to fuck with Miles. And you basically get free content that goes viral. So are these crash outs really scripted? Not really?

But you damn well know that it's planned, the reason why he's filming in public and he knows it's going to happen to him. Miles is low-key thinking two steps ahead. Thanks to follow. Copy. All right. My command wants to talk to you. Nah.

I'm gonna do my own thing. This motherfucker really just said, nah. I'm gonna do my own thing. You know, I do have to give props to this kid at some point in the video. Because keeping up with the act like this, this hard, it's got to take some balls. You got administrators from people's job coming up to you saying, hey, you got to get off the property. You can't be doing this shit. And motherfuckka's like, nah, I'm gonna do my own thing.

Fuck you. You gotta have balls of fucking iron to do that. Then do your own thing over there. Nah. You're on contract of space, dude. I'm gonna do my own thing. You can do it over there. Yeah, he's already asked me to do that.

You might as well go ahead. That's really spicy. You're gonna give me a stomach cake. Those smell amazing. Thanks. Honestly, it's a work of art that he's able to go back to what he was doing in front of the guy that's trying to remove him off the premises. Truly an anomaly that I never thought I would live to see.

Anyways, this crash out is way worse. Let's get some content, man. Hey, man, it's me, Miles Morales. It's me, Miles Morales. I can do it better, man. You got to go a lot higher. Ooh, I love this. Let's do it.

Let's do it. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. And I'm going to still go live. Hey, man. I'm putting still go live.

That's hilarious. I wasn't part of that. That's hilarious. I wasn't part of that. Let's get the 1.5 million. Everybody type the screen. Tie the screen. Hey, my phone for the strike you.

Nah, no, you're good. You good, you get, fan. You're good, fan. In case you're wondering what's going on, he got robbed in this video. In the guy that was like, dude, I wasn't part of that. I was a part of that. It was actually a guy that was dancing around with him in the background of his video. Yeah, so thankfully he didn't have anything in his bag, anything important at all.

And I wouldn't really say this video as much of a crash up, but more so, It's like, you gotta understand why this guy gets pissed off at people sometime. I know that he goes outside specifically to get content whenever people fuck with him. Because again, as I said, it's very rare to see a TikTok NPC just casually out and about. But I imagine it does get fucking annoying sometime. But this next clip is just, what the fuck are you doing? Wow, is that a galaxy? Man up for those, I'm gonna make it back to my own universe?

Fucking God, bro, that shit is so fucking annoying. What the fuck is that, bro? Bro, why are you so fucking loud? You're always so fucking hungry. You literally always fucking hungry. Are you okay? Why aren't you out saving the city? Bro is honestly just fed up at this point.

Miles, you got no aura. You're out here trying to confront people in a Spider-Man costume. Bro, you ate shit, you got no aura. Fuck you. No, buddy. Fuck you. Hey, I don't give a fuck who that is, nica. Don't disrespect me.

Don't fucking disrespect me. Don't fucking disrespect me. I'll come over there, nigger. Don't disrespect me, nigga. F*** you talking about. Dog must have saw a spot. Dude, that's fucking wild. Anyways, audience, I wanted to save the best clip for last.

Bro got spotted in Friking Home Depot on the roof of the shelf. This video is just, I'm confused. You're starting to get on my nerves. You sure you want me to use that right now? That sounds pretty dangerous. I love you too. The things you get in the life. I don't think that's...

Huh? What? How did I get up here? I just climbed up here. I'm Spider-Man. I can't fucking believe he's still keeping up the act in a situation like this. I just climbed up here. I'm Spider-Man. Dude, just go the fuck home. I'm gonna do my own thing. I will call my office.

I need you to come down right now. I'm gonna do my own. Yeah, this dude is just a straight menace. Anyways, audience, comment down below if you think Miles is cooked and if he deserved to get arrested. Let's get the 5 mil subs.