Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 38

Episode Date: November 3, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 38

All right, people, what's up? These YouTube ads are completely getting out of hand. Now, audience, a couple days ago, I seen in Queens video talking about YouTube ads, where he covered some rather questionable content that is on the YouTube short and YouTube website. However, my only problem with his video is that he didn't show you how bad it really is. And because, well, it's the fucking Rith YouTube channel, you know I have to go all in. Today I discovered YouTube ads that I don't even know if the Federal Bureau of Investigation is going to try to find me now. This shit is going to get bad.

Let's begin. My husband had me soaked three times in the same night. Because he watched a video from a guy named Richard, a former owner of a male nightclub used by his staff to handle four or five clients in the same night. All right, so we're basically like eight seconds into the video and I have so much shit to say. Now granted, this is only the first video we're checking out today. It gets a lot worse by the end of the video. But I have to call out YouTube's double standards here. As soon as I woke up this morning to make this video,

I got a brand new age restriction on my channel. And it was from one of my very old YouTube shorts called Zachary Ryan has a stalker. And apparently my video got age restricted for the first four seconds of my video. I'm going to let you guys watch the first four seconds, and you tell me where it's supposed to be 18 plus. I was taking a photo when I got photo bombed. Okay, Zachary, big fucking deal. Put it your Photoshop and take him out.

Wow, so fucking hard! I tried searching for... Yeah, did you guys see anything? I didn't fucking think so. But apparently YouTube saw sex in nudity and sexual language being used in that video and rejected my appeal. YouTube, if you're watching this video,

tell me where the fuck was my video sexual? You disable my videos, but you're perfectly fun with these ads all over YouTube every day. YouTube, get your shit together. Anyways, to further exaggerate, YouTube's double standards here? Not only will they wrongfully age-restrict and reject my appeal on my YouTube videos, but this user on Reddit created a Google account that is born in 2009. You know, an account that is under 18, and this person still came across YouTube ads like this one. Even though it says in their YouTube policy

that if you're under 18, that they're going to serve you ads that are not NSFW in 18 plus. So what's it going to be YouTube? Are you going to serve orange content to little kids? or are you actually gonna abide by your fucking policy? Because the rest of the videos that I'm about to show in this video was allowed to be seen by children too. Yeah, so this video was actually so bad that I had to completely blur out the video. But to describe this video to everybody watching,

there is a grown woman wearing a very small size crop top inside of Target, and well, she f***ed the camera. There is nothing that was censored in the video I saw literally, everything. There is nothing covering it up. There is no sensor bar. There is no pixelation, nothing. For anybody that has ever had eighth grade health class, you know what I just saw. But yeah, this YouTube ad was called pair up couple games, adult nude chat online. And this was an ad that was served to a child. So myth busted audience, YouTube does in fact allow ads on their website officially. And to be honest to those that use ad blockers on YouTube, I don't blame you.

At least you're protecting yourself and other people around you from seeing on the website. Which a good seven, eight years ago, this was never a problem. But apparently it's more normalized than ever to see a p-a-add on YouTube.com. Okay, so this video was still wildly inappropriate. I still had to blur out the image and I still had to change the audio. But basically, there was a was a was loving a B. And the audio of the video well was something. that you would only find on an orange website.

And this was an ad that was served to a child to promote a mobile game ad on the Google Play Store. And this mobile game ad was called Ant Legion with 4.2 stars on the Google Play Store. At least it wasn't real orange content on the website. At least it wasn't that bad. But still, out of all things to make orange content out of, you choose a wasp in a fucking ant, that is pretty fucking concerning. I'm not going to lie. Okay, so this next YouTube ad is actually just an image.

Mabel Pines, a quirky girl adventure in a town full of supernatural occurrences. And as you can see, they got Mabel Pines dressed up in a rather, uh, interesting way. This girl is 12 years old. So out of all the characters you decided to choose, you got Mabel fucking Pines, a 12-year-old girl. And you describe your app with a 12-year-old girl as the fucking mascot cover. It says Rosie Talk, roleplay lover AI character. Coolest way to eliminate boredom and stress. Unleash your desire and excitement with your AI crush.

Dude, what the hell? Bro, I see these exact anime ads all over my YouTube shorts feed. I swear, dude, you cannot fucking escape these anime ads. But I think the most ironic thing throughout this entire. video is that I know that it's a child that came across this video. Who the f*** is 18 years old watching Corny Cobb videos? Now, no offense to Corny Cobb, I'm sure that you're a great guy. But I'm sure that there's no 25-year-old man watching Corny Cobb.

But this is just another example as to what YouTube likes to serve to children in their ads. Meanwhile, age restrict people like me for the first three seconds of my YouTube short for sex and nudity. Even though I said absolutely nothing sexual, shown anything sexual. at all. But apparently my videos qualify for nudity and sexual content and rejecting my appeal. Fucking insane. Okay, this is actually the worst one I've ever seen in my fucking life. Honestly, I don't even think I can describe this video to you guys without actually getting my video struck down. There is no sentences that I can actually put together to describe this video, but I'm going to try. So there is a woman that is upside down in the front of a truck.

is being held at the front of this truck as it is moving forward and she is to it and she is upside down with something and there is something going in and out of uh i don't even have to fucking explain it do i i'm really trying my best youtube okay you like to strike my shit down while i'm trying to be fucking careful but yeah words simply cannot describe this video simple as that this completely uncensored video that i just watched should not be on youtube in any This should at least be on some very low profile dark web website. And I'm not joking about that at all. All I can say about this video is that I sincerely hope a child was not served to this video.

Okay, so this is once again another video I have to completely blur out and completely take out the audio. And this video was also served to a child. Long story short, this video is just a bunch of women rubbing their pet cats off camera. I don't know what breed of cats they have, but apparently it was something that they don't want to show to the world. Do what you want with that information, but because they don't want to show their cats on camera, I'm going to blur out the image

just in case that they want to protect their privacy. I get it. Some people don't want to show their pet cats on camera. And guess what? This is not the only ad that is like that across YouTube. In fact, I would argue that this is the most common form of ads on YouTube. I'm just going to throw a couple more on screen. How can I repay you?

Like, literally, I can pay you or whatever. whatever I can sell you. Wait what? Mung seems to agree. Notice how I had to blur every last one. Yeah, well, it actually is that bad. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two about really bad... YouTube ads.

With that being said, I'm gonna bleach my eyes later. Hey, please let us know if you received the package that was damaged. The bottles were not spoiled. Alright, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the new worst. TikTok trend pink sauce. And yes, I can talk about all the problems like 444 servings can't spell vinegar, has milk shipped across the fucking country, and by the time you eat it, you're going to contract COVID-20.

But I hate to disappoint because we're not going to be talking strictly about the pink sauce. But instead, we're going to be talking about Ms. Goody, two-shoe fucking discount Cardi B, chef pie. And basically, ever since pink sauce blow up in the recent controversy she's been, and she basically just had a big fucking piss up on the internet and tried getting it. angry at everybody. Not exactly something you want to do when you're running a small business. The bottles were not spoiled. Well, that's a fat fucking lie. When I see this lady, I think of a scared little girl trying her damnness to save her PR. And as we continue, you're going to continuously see how this lady opens up the fucking thesaurus of excuses to blame it on somebody else except her.

But as if right now, you're saying that it's not spoiled? Are you like fucking blind? And she doesn't But look what their curiosity got. Like I said before, she's going to shift the blame to anybody but her. And this is the most perfect fucking example I can get for you guys. There's not a single small business owner, at least a serious one that's going to open up their live stream saying, Oh, look what their curiosity got them. Ha ha ha, they fucked up. I'm just genuinely trying to figure out what exactly is this person's motive.

I mean, if it's to make a fat fucking bag of money, then she has definitely succeeded. But I'm not quite sure how long that bag of money is going to last when the FDA literally goes to your house. To me, it just sounds like a future court case. Hey, yeah, so when everything blew up and we found out about it, we paused like we didn't ship out anything. Anything, we haven't shipped out any packages since, you know, we have became aware of this issue. Oh, thank goodness, you're a fucking saint. This makes this a load of bullshit Because over here you're talking like a badass

I don't know if you're probably on your period I mean that's probably what you squeeze in those fucking bottles But here in this video you're flapping your fucking feathers Trying to fly but you're not getting anywhere When the FDA and the authorities show up to your house I'm not gonna be very trusting of your product If the FDA literally has to go to your dwelling To tell you to fuck off

We also let our customers know That we are working expeditiously To correct any issues that we you know, are facing right now today. Finally, Chef Pie spits it out, just like a baby spitting out fucking broccoli. That there's actually a problem with the pink sauce? Beforehand when the FDA showed up to the house, she was like, oh, fuck you guys. The things are not spoiled.

What do you mean? The bottles were not spoiled. Which was a load of bullshit. We are working expeditiously to correct any issues that we, you know, are facing right now today. I'm thankful now that she's recognizing the problem. and now trying to fix it. But did it really have to go down this fucking route? I didn't think so.

For the pink sauce to be as successful as it needs to be, and also to, you know, show the people that actually support the sauce, that it is safe. I'm not quite sure who exactly she's referring to in support of the pink sauce. But go off, Queen, keep giving them the gobbledygook. And we fixed the packaging as well. We knew that the shipment got damaged. We sent the email. Email blast, hey, please let us know if you received the package that was damaged.

In the same video where she says the packages were not spoiled, she also admits that the packages were damaged. If you ship a product that has damaged packaging and milk products tossing and turning in a hot fucking UPS truck, you didn't think that alone would spoil it. I do not want my pink sauce rubbing up against somebody's pussy pads that is also packaged in the same truck. That's kind of disgusting. And we will replace it or refund you your money. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduced you another fucking lie.

The news source vice put out an article saying, Once the seal is willingly opened on the bottle, it is considered yours and we cannot offer any exchange slash refund. The terms continue. So if you get any prepackaged chef pie discharge in your mail, then you cannot refund it if it tastes bad. How fucking convenient. And let's think about that statement again,

because it has got to be the most finest piece of fucking Shakespearean literature I've ever seen in my life. So when the seal is willingly open, does that mean it also is willingly open when it fucking spliders in the UPS truck? And I think this sentence alone is already really shady to begin with. When you have such little trust in your product that you know what's going to fuck up, it just shows that you don't have any trust in your product, nor do we want to trust your product anymore. Because whenever I go to Walmart, I'm not buying any Jif fucking peanut butter or hot. Heinz 57 thinking, oh, damn it, I really hope it's not spoiled because I can't return it. Being an entrepreneur is like rolling a dice. It's all a gamble. You're chasing a dream.

And you will take losses. Of course you take... I'm not sure what exactly Chef Pie is trying to do in this video, but it's not thought-provoking. I get it. You're an entrepreneur trying to sell your product. And of course, you're going to take an L or two every once in a while. But for the love of God, if you're trying to make some thought-provoking video, don't flick your fucking hair. me in a drippy outfit trying to get my sympathy. Instead of doing your fucking makeup, how about you get in a tank top and talk to your team of pink sauce people? Or you can buy yourself a fucking hazmat suit so you can examine the biohazard you created.

Or you can even take a Florida virtual class where you learn about the health department. And that the F and FDA stands for fucking food. Talking about FDA approved. What do you mean FDA approved? I don't sell medical product. The pink sauce is not a medical product. For somebody that's trying to get into the Department of Selling Food-ish products and you don't know what the F and FDA stands for kind of terrifies me. I'm sure you know that the F&FDA stands for food now, but it's like, holy shit, you should know the bare minimum fucking information before you get into the business.

The pink salts don't contribute to your health. I never said that, did I? I mean, not to burst your bubble, lady, but it kind of does contribute to your health. You're selling hot, spoiled milk to everybody, that's toxic. I don't sell medical product. The pink sauce is not a medical product. You're not selling a medical product, and arguably you're not selling a food product either. It's just a fucking chemical weapon at this point.

And yes, while the pink sauce may not be the most healthy of products for your body, you're definitely going to be testing your immune system. There are going to be a few fucking dumbasses that try capitalizing on this and faking their death over pink sauce. So I'm not dead. So first and foremost, I want to say sorry if I scared you all. I mean, that was my intent, but like, not like this. Second off, I want to say to Chef P, sorry if this scared you at all or impacted your business in any way. That was never my intent. The opposite, actually. This was meant to be a full social experiment to see how quickly other people could spread misinformation. So we're going to get into like what I did and what I observed later. Yeah, I'm fucking baffled. I don't understand this guy's logic. I mean, he faked his fucking death, so, I mean, go figure. But how exactly is you faking your death going to make pink sauce become a more positive thing?

And saying it's a social experiment for how people spread misinformation is pretty fucking scummy when it's at the expense of somebody's reputation. I'm not saying I'm defending chef pie. She's an idiot, but this guy is a dumb ass. But anyways, audience, that's it for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. I'm honestly considering changing deluxe for my alarm clock so I can wake up every morning with a smile

and it'll help complicate my morning wood every morning. All right people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. Our last gotcha video did pretty well, so why wouldn't I react to a video regarding Genshin Impact? All right, this game is going absolutely crazy for an unidentified reason. So today we're going to be diving into the community of Genshin Impact and boy, oh boy, I sprawled up how on the greatest video of all time. Hottest Genschen Impact characters tier list.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, this video can go a number of different ways depending on how this person is going to rank these characters. Because if anybody out of the audience has ever played Genshin Impact, you would know that there's a few, uh, uh, children in that video game. Hopefully, ladies and gentlemen, that this guy is not like goody-old EDP 445, but we're about to find out in just a second. Now, audience, before we get into today's video, if you end up enjoying this video by any means,

Please subscribe to the channel. It's free and you can always change your mind later. But yeah, with that being said, let's go ahead and check out hottest Genschen Impact characters tier list. Today I want to take you on a journey, but not some picnic camp rock Boy Scout excursion that you're thinking of. No, today we're looking at Capsicin journey of pleasure, answering the most important question that is yet to be answered. Where do Genshin Impact characters rank on the Scobo scale?

We're talking about pure synthesized, non-contaminated, spiciness, of the visual pleasure. Okay, so this guy's like extremely unfunny in the first like two minutes of this video. So we're just going to skip to the part where he's actually a little bit funny. Because guess what? I'm just as excited for this tierless as the next guy here. You know, I'm trying to, you know, sit here and try to get a chub in my nub. You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to, you know, spice up my pants a little bit. So I'll do everybody a favor and skip the unfuny. Tearless is pretty simple. I've got most of the characters and a few extra within here. Visual myocardial infarction and Bocono Pico. The Bocono Pico tier will be reserved for

all the lollies and the questionable aged characters. Oh, thank you, good sir. Thank you for actually being a normal Genshin Impact player, unlike the 99.9% of, you know, the player base. I swear, bro, every time a Genshin Impact player sees a kid, they're like, oh! To anybody that is watching this video, it just so happens to play Genshin Impact,

I would only hope that you're not like that guy. All I'm saying is that my community is anti-minilad, anti-EDP, you know what I'm saying? We're trying to keep it healthy in the hood. First character up is Noel. In terms of scothal pungency or spiciness, her capcicinoid levels are pretty high. Her clavicle is S-shaped and very slender. I estimate it to be approximately 6, dare I say, 16 centimeters in length.

Noel's clavicular head of her sternoclidomastoid muscle is pretty sexy. I love how this guy's trying to narrow down the bone structure of each and every single character that he sees. And just a set of warning for you guys, okay? This guy loves being just like moist critical regarding all the the, uh, the booties and the the vagina jokes or whatever. He's extremely unfunny in some aspects. Kind of like an extreme rip-off of moist critical, but we can deal with that. We're basically just here to see this guy give his judgment of this girl's bone structure and see if it's going to give him any bone structure.

But hey man, as long as you're not reviewing the kids, all right, then that's fine. Male MC Ather is next. And in terms of humidity, I don't think the concentration of water vapor is really present in this character. He's not totally lacking in capcison, but I don't really sense too much heat from him. There's not too much perspiration coming out. The organo-leptic properties of this character is pretty disappointing. You really want some senses to be exploding and extruding out of every orifice of your body. The only liquefying experience that I'm having throughout this entire video is this guy's forehead. Geez, this guy is probably the most greasiest grease ball that I've ever seen. This guy has the audacity to rank someone on how

wet they are, how liquefying they are. Then again, I shouldn't be surprised whenever I'm reviewing a and impact player audience, okay, I think it's kind of expected. Albedo is next and he suffers the same fate as Ather, but I argue that it goes a little bit more beyond that. The culinary artist that crafted Albedo didn't really season this character really well. My taste buds are quite disappointed. With every five-star character, you expect to be inseminated by some beautiful hydroxy alpha sancho molecules. Bro, I am trying to follow what this guy is trying to say.

Like, oh, if there's a culinary artist that seasoned this guy, is that supposed to be some metaphor by how sexy he is? Whatever these jokes are, okay, it's so poorly executed, like, dude, you're not funny. The majority of the Genschen Impact community can only have two types of talents, okay? One, you either love kids more than any other person, or B, you're so unfunny that you blow all your jokes into oblivion, and you're just, you can't make anybody laugh. But don't you worry, ladies and gentlemen, this isn't the only unfuny video that this Asian gentleman has made throughout his entire life.

He has made two other videos about Genshin impacts, and geez, and my, my, my, actually disappointed. Let us go together and take a gander at Genschen Impact climbing moans tier list. Yes, that is actually a thing. So there hasn't been a tier list made for the climbing moans and Genshin Impact, so I decided to make one. Here we go. I just need to take a moment to go ahead and thank this guy once again for putting the children in the child here. Thank you, thank you. You know, audience, I know I keep on nagging this guy and whatnot, but dude, you got to respect him at least for that, right? He's not like every other Genshin Impact player, so I'll give him But he's still making a video about moaning and Genschen Impact, all right?

So he's already a degenerate. I mean, that's the furthest of respect that I'm going to give this guy. Because I'm not going to touch this guy with a 10-foot pole, because obviously, if I did, he would probably ooze pit bull pussel over the place. And of course, I don't want to do that. So I think the closest amount of respect we're going to have for this guy is probably checking out his tier list. First up is Amber.

Amber doesn't really have anything special. Although the pitch is good, the moan is quite staccato in nature, and the timber is very lacking. Therefore, I judge Amber's moans to be C tier. You know, audience, I really wonder what the voice actors were thinking when this guy was doing his tier list. You know, if I were a voice actor for a video game, I would probably expect the last thing for somebody to go ahead and review about me, the voice actor, is how sexy is my moan inside of a video game? I mean, I can go ahead and rank my moan right now, so I mean, yeah, I think that's like about like a, like an eight out of ten, in my opinion. Next up is Barbara, and she's on a hold of a.

different love than Amber. The loudness of the moan has much fuller resonance, and the fluctuations and timber of her moans are much more noticeable and in fact very harmonic. Barbara's moans definitely induce much more emotion than Amber's. This is exactly how you want a moan to be. Barbara is an easy S tier for me. Audience, I've never seen a guy describing such a poetic manner on how he gets a chode ever so beautifully. You could have just said that this character's moan gave you a stiffy, but no.

You gotta get the Shakespearean dialogue out here to go ahead and explain to us on how this moan was so beautifully spoken. At the end of the day, dude, you could have just said you got a stiffy, but no, you know, I appreciate the extra effort. Believe me, I do. Next up is Beto, and honestly, I had higher expectations, but unfortunately I was let down. Her moan sound like impassionate hiccups. Which is a shock considering her character design is so aggressive. Her character design is so aggressive. What is that supposed to mean?

The only thing that's going to be getting aggressive is this guy's meat after he got done recording this video. With a character like Beto, you would expect some massive, sexy medieval war crime moan from her, but we're just left pretty disappointed in my opinion. What kind of metaphor is this guy supposed to give? What exactly is a medieval war cry moan? I'm sorry to burst her bubble dude, but like every single voice actor and every single person inside of Japan is not going to be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Da Kudai, Kisor, Yuckinai.

I'm sorry, audience, but every single. but every single voice actor inside of Genshin Impact just cannot meet on the caliber of sexiness such as I. Oh, I'm sorry. I completely forgot what I was doing. Lisa's moan is a melodic masterpiece that has transcended not just video games, but the fabric of space time itself. They say you can't hear anything in space, but I can say with absolute confidence that aliens from distant galaxies can definitely hear this delectable. symphony and are scared that we humans have produced a sound so astronomically majestic, which explains why they haven't contacted us yet. Lisa's moan is the first to reach SS dear.

Wow, bro, what a great way to say that yes, I do, in fact, do not have a job. I do not, in fact, have a girlfriend, and I've never actually felt the touch of a female in my entire life. Audience, I think it's about a good time. I end off the video on a very stiff note. If you end up enjoying this video by any means, please subscribe to the channel, but yeah, I'm going back to where the dark ones came. Later.

Your name. Sophie. Nice to meet. You just lost the tooth. What do you want to be when you grow up? A doctorate. Uh. I say so.

I'm a Christian. All right, people, what's up? This only fan situation is actually disturbing. Anyways, the subject of today's video is the number one only fans model on the website, Sophie Rain. Now, quite a few of you have probably seen her across social media in some way, shape or form. Maybe you are getting really lonely past 10 p.m. night and you stumbled across her videos. I'm a big P-N-N-A-Q-P-Sk-E

I'm a Christian. Or maybe you are a devout fan of Camilla Arrujo and her fake podcast on YouTube shorts. Or maybe you're a big fan of her talented dancing on TikTok. Or maybe you're one of her only fan subscribers that donate over a million dollars a year. Charlie, he's one of my top biggest spenders. He is the biggest spenders. He spent 4.7 million in a course of a year.

Wow. I pray to God it's not the last one. But hopefully you found Sophie Rain because you're a devout Christ following Christian and came across her social media. Because as of recently, Sophie Rain just announced to the world that she is actually a devout Christian the entire time. Despite her being the top porn star on OnlyFans and raking in $43 million a year.

I'm a Christian because he's very Christian. And he knows my... family. He knows I'm very Christian. Yeah, if any of this news caught you by surprise, don't worry, it did me too. Because today, Sophie Rain responded to all of the allegations regarding her name, allegations involving her sending nude photos to her underage fans, I can't believe that is an actual sentence, claiming that she is a devout Christ following Christian,

which, well, it's obvious we already knew that. And that she is truly not a bad person and actually a sweetheart on the inside. Let's begin. I don't want bad stuff like flying around my name. I don't want people thinking that I advertise to kids because that is the last thing I want. No, of course. I think this is one of the only arguments where Sophie Rain can be sort of correct here. As far as I know, Sophie Rain is the only only fans model that I've seen that hasn't featured children inside of their content.

Now, the only fans creators that do do that are people like Jack Doherty's friend group, Riley May, McKinley Richardson, and Camilla Arrucho. Don't talk in the mic and I'll buy you whatever you want. Don't talk into the mic and I'll buy you anything in the whole store. Don't talk in the mic and I'll buy you whatever you want. Which ironically, Sophie is friends with only fans creators that do advertise to children. Those people are the ones that are advertising to children. They're the sick fucks.

But hey, if anybody in the audience finds a video where Sophie Rain is going up to a child and saying, Don't talk into the microphone and I'll buy you whatever you want. Please send it to me so that I can add it into part two. But at the end of the day, she is an only fan's model, and you do have to pay a subscription in order to get in. You have to put your card number, you have to put your age, you have to put everything. So allegation one for Sophie Rain, not advertising to children, she's in the green. I don't want anyone thinking that about me. I am really, I'm a Christian.

Like, I know it's like, it seems odd. I'm doing, what did you call it, Only France? I don't do any, like, anything else with anyone on my. friends like it's just me wait wait wait wait wait we need to back the fuck up for a second you're a christian like what the fuck does that mean please elaborate i'm a christian i'm a christian i'm a christian yeah that necklace is just there for decoration i think you don't have you don't struggle decoration i'm a child of god what is with every single only fans model claiming christ and wearing the little cross on their fucking but yet i know that there is not an ounce of god inside of them whatsoever

idea how many only fans models I've seen wearing a Jesus piece on their chest. And in the case of Sophie Rain, she's just like everybody else. I hate to be that nerd that's like, well, actually, if you're a Christian, how are you posting? But actually, seriously, how are you a Christian if you post? Sophie Rain, available now where you see my naughty side. Fully nude content available. I never expected to do this, but screw it. Fully sending it off the bat. I may be a virgin, but I'm not that innocent as you might think. Hey guys, devout Christian here. I took my sister's fucking panties to take this photo. Hey guys, look at my devout Christ following promiscuous lady friend group here, hooking up with every fucking dude on the face of the planet. And my best friend Camilla Arrujo loves to advertise to toddlers.

Yeah, girl, you're a devout Christian and everybody fucking believes that. Now, audience, I sincerely hate to sound Catholic here, but I sincerely doubt that you've donated a fraction of your only. fans money to the church. That is probably the very least you could do, and you can't even do that. You're a Christian. Yeah, fucking right. I was just trying to do social media. I always wanted to be like an influencer. You know, I look up to all these different influencers and I was like, I want to do that. Well, Sophie, if your original goal was to be an influencer, you fucking shit the bet on that. Your entire social media presence isn't you conveying a message at all.

You put on the latest and greatest dog shit song on TikTok and you dance to it. What a fucking internet sensation you are. Really revolutionizing the industry here. And so I start doing that and then the Spider-Man video thing came up. And it's actually not me in the Spider-Man video. It's another girl. Her name's Naomi. In case you guys are wondering what exactly is Sophie referring to here?

There was another video on TikTok that was posted of allegedly Sophie Rain in a Spider-Man outfit doing this type of dance being very fucking freaky. And this is primarily where the allegation of Sophie Rain advertising the children came around. Because Spider-Man is predominantly a fan base that involves children. It's a Marvel character. A lot of children know Spider-Man. But that was quickly debunked by Sophie because, well, that wasn't even Sophie to begin with. It just so happened to be somebody that looked just exactly like Sophie.

So what did she do? She made a video in the same Spider-Man costume as the other girl that was, inside of the spicy Spider-Man video. Essentially just capitalizing on the situation, because why not? All right, we are doing it. Since my TikTok got 100K likes, I promise you guys, we would do another Spider-Man video, so we are going to do it. Hello?

Oh. Honestly, a pretty smart marketing strategy, if you ask me. But to say that Sophie Rain was advertising to children because of this video is a complete stretch. With this many followers on your social media, it would take you, years to get rid of every single kid to hit the follow button. Sure, she probably does have a little bit of a kid audience. But that doesn't mean her content itself directly tries to advertise to kids. There's a clear difference here.

But people just kept saying that I was a Spider-Man girl, and eventually it got to my work where I was serving. Some of my unfriendly coworkers that we weren't friends, they went to my manager and said that I was doing porn. I mean, to be fair, you are. Are we going to pretend that you're fully new? content on OnlyFans isn't porn. You can't make this shit up, ladies and gentlemen.

I was a star and that I'm doing crazy stuff, which I never have. I'm a virgin. Like, I'm a virgin to this day. Like, so people were going around saying that I was doing porn and it got to my manager. So my manager had a meeting with me because he's very Christian. And he knows my family. He knows I'm very Christian. No the fuck you're not.

Do we really need to be running in? circles here about how you're not Christian. Audience, please give me a magnifying glass so I can find Jesus in these photos. If Jesus was walking the earth today, he would call you a... So he, like, sat me down and, like, questioned me and, like, made me, like, a two-hour conversation I was sobbing my eyes out, like, and he put me in a corner and, like, he basically fired me. That's kind of crazy. Either way, it's not like you're getting hurt at all for getting fired from your job.

After all, that is $43 million, ladies and gentlemen. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you want me to make a part two on any Sophie rain drama. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. I'm going to get to the messages, starting with the sexually explicit photo of an alleged 13-year-old. Okay, maybe it's just me, right, but aren't you looking at the uncensored chat logs of Chris Tyson? If you're looking at the uncensored chat logs, aren't you as well looking at an uncensored picture of a 13-year-old girl? So basically, you're self-reporting yourself that you have child... on your computer.

Yeah, guys, let's just download child to epically own Mr. Beast on YouTube. Holy shit. We got some fucking Einstein scholars in this bitch. You know what's also crazy, ladies and gentlemen, is that after the video was posted, he backtracked and posted on Twitter, saying that the alleged picture of Ivanka Trump when she was 13, well, it's actually a magazine photo and she was 18. Talk about escaping the law by the skin of your teeth. Holy shit, dog pack.

During family movie night, I'd wear your babies beneath my PJs and just think of worshipping my big sister's smelly feet. All right, I am committing suicide in three, two, one. All right, people, what's up? The Mr. Beast Chris Tyson allegations continuously got worse. Anyways, no introduction needed. Mr. Beast and Chris Tyson are probably the biggest YouTube punching bags as of recently. The runner-up right now is probably lunchily. But anyways, the YouTuber Rosanna Pansy.

you know, came out with another video recently, exposing more chat logs between Mr. Beast, Chris Tyson, and a few Mr. Beast employees. And, uh, ladies and gentlemen, it is fucking terrible what is inside of these chat logs. There's chat logs talking about cheese pizza, Garfield vo- how Chris Tyson wants to wear his big sister's panties and... To be honest, half the shit I just said I can't even put inside a YouTube video. And sadly enough, some of these messages were saying. sent by Jimmy himself.

But today we're going to be viewing the worst of these messages by Chris Tyson and Mr. Beast. Let's begin. The proof that Jimmy knew about Tyson's behavior is right here. Five seconds into the video. And dude, what the f-we? We are so early into the video and we are already seeing messages that I'm not even going to transcribe to you guys. To all my viewers on Spotify right now, you're actually in luck that you're not able to see

this message right now because this is fucking terrible so eva tyson sends a photo of a young looking girl in his sheer top ivanka trump when she was 13 you guys gotta love how they just put censored in post in the post-production video bro if this photo was an actual photo of evanka trump when she was 13 both of these motherfuckers are caught in 4k of having child on their computer put still kind of crazy that Chris Tyson still screenshot at the picture, thinking that it was a 13-year-old Ivanka Trump. That part is still fucking wild. Do I really have to explain this meme to my audience right now? F-k it, I'm gonna do it.

This message audience, if you have no idea what Chris Tyson is saying, Cumbies, if you don't know what CUMmies is, ladies and gentlemen, this is some shit that a child would say inside of some age roleplay. So now that you know what that means, now you know why this image was being. used. Chris Tyson really dropped this shit in the company group chat for work purposes only. Yeah, Jimmy, some very important discussions

going on in your work group chat, am I right? Fucking nasty, man. How the hell could Jimmy say he doesn't know about his best friend when he's posting this in the chat with him? In case you're wondering what Rosanna Pancino was saying in this video,

Mr. Beast made a post when the initial Chris Tyson allegations came out of him being an absolute fucking weirdo and jimmy claims that he was only aware of chris tyson's actions only a few days ago and these chat logs ladies and gentlemen date back as far as 2020 and 2021 you know the fan favorite video of i was buried alive for 24 hours challenge or whatever the fuck it was this was the same time these chat logs were being made so yes you can quite literally look at this picture of chris tyson and now you have full awareness that 24 hours before he's He recorded that video. This motherfucker was probably gooning to some lollicon on the fucking wall. Also, I want to give you a quick trigger warning. Some of these messages touch on sensitive topics like essay, anti-Semitism, incest,

and one message even allegedly contains a sexually explicit photo of a 13-year-old child. Isn't it absolutely crazy that you have to give a trigger warning for all of that in one video? You know, typically whenever you're making an expose about somebody, you typically just have to say a trigger warning based on the singular thing that they did. However, with Chris Tyson audience, you gotta go through the fucking jungle of trigger warnings for this dude. In June of this year, allegations started coming out against David Tyson for allegedly supporting Shadman, an artist famous for drawing children in sexually explicit ways. Is it weird, audience, that we're not even shocked anymore by hearing this news?

Wow, Chris Tyson supports a petfiles art? Holy shit. Chris Tyson actually supports this art so much so that he actually has a painting of it in the living room. And then he brags about it on Twitter about how much he loves this pedophile's art. Crazy to me that this isn't even shocking anymore. And the funniest part about it, ladies and gentlemen, is that Jimmy knew about the art. How do I know about it? It's because you can see him fucking looking at it. I didn't know Chris Tyson was a . . . . . . . well, well, you're looking at the reason.

Fucking idiot. Eva was also accused of grooming a minor that she met through Mr. Bees. In this clip, Rosanna is referring to Chris Tyson grooming Lava, where basically Chris would say a plethora of inappropriate shit to him in the messages. Definitely nothing you should be saying to a kid that's under 18 with how fucking old you were. And Mr. Bees even had a Shadman poster hanging up in his house in the living room, like as a centerpiece. You just got to love how Mr. Beast is looking at that poster thinking, you know, why the fuck is that? that in my house. But then again, audience, I'm not putting anything past anybody. Mr. Beas could be

looking at that planning to goon at it later. I sincerely hope Jimmy and Chris were not tag teaming that poster at 10 p.m. And it remained in his house after Ava moved out. You can see it in this video. Oh, so Jimmy just really thought it was a really nice piece of art to have on the wall. You know, Jimmy, I understand. You know, you want to keep a memory of your best friend in your house, and you just got to pick something. And you know what, buddy? It just so happened to be the Lollicom art of a child that just so happened to keep staying on your wall. Perfectly understandable, Jimmy. Just keep the Lollicon on your wall.

No, dude, you're fucking weird. On top of that, Mr. Beas was active on the Discord chats where Ava was accused of grooming minors. So did Jimmy know? Well... I have no idea why this is confusing to anybody. You see Jimmy looking at CP on the wall right now. My eyes do not deceive me, audience. Is Jimmy not looking at the poster of an underage...

girl hanging up in his fucking house. Yes, audience, Jimmy knew that Chris was a pedophile. What else is there to discuss? Let's get to the messages. So there's thousands of messages to sort through, so I've asked for some help. Okay, so Rose-knock. This motherfucker again? Bro, I feel like I'm seeing this nappy-ass Reddit upvote every single YouTube video I watch now.

Dogpack 404 always has something to say, now, doesn't he? I show you that. John Smith in these chat logs is Mr. Reest. We've had this confirmed by multiple former employees. changed his name on telegram at some point after. First off, audience, if any of you are using telegram for anything, what the fuck are you doing? I swear that I have only known telegram for being used for very weird shit. Like, throughout my high school career, if one of my friends told me, yo, bro, join my telegram group chat.

I would just assume it would be on some weird shit. And I would say, nah, bro, I don't swing that way. I have never, in my fucking life, had anybody come up to me and ask me to add them on telegram. That is just something you just don't fucking say. So the fact that this group chat was on telegram, God only knows what was said in this shit. So in these chats, Jimmy is John Smith. Yeah. So now that we know that Jimmy's John Smith, I'm going to get to the messages, starting with this sexually explicit, uh, photo of an alleged 13 year old. Oh my gosh. All right, I got to read this shit. So this photo is allegedly of Ivanka Trump when she was 13. Dude, that's starting sentence in your message in the group.

Why the f f f f-would you send the photo in the first place? If this is allegedly a picture of Ivanka Trump when she was 13 years old and topless, where in your right mind did you think it was a great idea to screenshot this shit? Her modeling agent John Casablanca's has been accused of pedophilia, but reverse searching the image only brings up 54 results. And most are just message board of people using the image randomly. If this is true, they really tried hard to wipe this shit from the internet. And yet, out of the 54 results, out of the entire internet, Chris Tyson happens to find the one image.

You know how much effort it must be to find that picture of 13-year-old Ivanka Trump? Well, Chris Tyson says, allegedly, this is Ivanka Trump when she was 13. But even if you thought it was, why the fuck are you screenshoting it, dude? Let's see if Jimmy knew about Ava's concerning behavior. June of 2021, he sends a message of an anime called Highi Hero, or Higihiro, says, I bet Chris would love this show. What's this show about? Well, it's interesting that you ask, because this show is about a romantic relationship between a 26-year-old salary man and a 17-year-old high school runaway. Yeah, and Chris Tyson said, adding it to my list, you know your boy loves slice of life.

Maybe it's just me, but why does Jimmy just bypass the idea that, yeah, Chris is a fucking weirdo. Like if I had a roommate and I figured out that he was doing this shit, that roommate would get kicked out the same hour I found out. Why is Jimmy just joking about it? Bro, call 911. Here are some chat messages talking about Digimon, how the first episode of season 5 is a beach episode,

so much boosies. And ah, if you don't follow the plot, Food Wars is just food and porn. Oops, she clarifies, underage porn. Oh, Chris is just describing this shit like, oh, dude, that's a plus. It's underage. Woohoo!

Which does make me question why exactly does Chris describe it like that? I mean, clearly Chris was around these people for a long-ass time. I'm sure that if you were this type of way to children, you wouldn't exactly just be out and about and sharing it with everybody. You would probably have to take some time to trust the person before you tell them about your crazy fantasies. Now, I'm not accusing anybody. of anything. Well, I'm accusing Chris Tyson of being a pedophile. That's confirmed. But why is he describing underage

to everybody in the group chat like it's some glorious thing? How does that not raise a brow to anybody? You're like, hey, we're all second year high schoolers and now we are having orgasms. This steak is so bombed. Nice, dude. Let's just talk about underage beach bribes and little girls having orgasms while eating steaks. Dude, let's fucking go, man. Chris, go to jail. What the What the fuck, dude? Again, it's actually explicit meme about Violet from The Incredibles. He also engaged with a meme on Twitter, a Violet throwing her backpack, and he responded, low-key, she cute.

And a reminder, Violet is a fictional character that's 14 years old. I love The Incredibles. This is an adorable movie that I watch with my nephews, and I agree she is cute, but I don't think Tyson is saying she's cute the way I'm thinking she's cute. Well, here, I'll explain the meme to you. This looks like, what's the rule on the internet where they take something and they turn into porn? Rule 34. This is Rule 34ing, a cute little 14-year-old character. Yeah.

What is the meme? Do you get it? I don't get it. So it's imagining a 14-year-old with double piercings and the plug. Yeah, that's quite literally my face that I'm making right now. It truly is shocking that we're only like a few minutes into this video, but I'm really trying to scrape the worst of this shit for you guys. If you think it gets better, it fucking doesn't.

Like, where the fuck did Chris have to go to find that meme? Like, this is some whack-ass fortune shit that I do not want to be a part of. Showing a anime figurine called Raptalia. Now, what's interesting about this character, it seems like it's technically a 10-year-old, but her body morphs. So there's like an adult version and a child version, but she's always mentally a child. More weird, lulley stuff, I guess.

Bro, sometimes Japan do be wild in with the shit that they're come up for children. It's like some of these anime so badly just want children in sexually explicit manners. But of course they don't want to like, you know, break the fucking law. So they try to do a little bit here and there to try to make it more okay. It's like how about we just make our characters 18 plus, dude, so we don't have fucking weirdos like this one over here doing this shit. Here's a message from Jimmy himself. I guess it's a meme of a fake video saying I filled my brother's house with gum and bought him a new one. Oh, gross. Hey, at least we're not talking about children for once, but I think maybe if you know you have a child audience and you're being invited to like the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards because of your large child audience, maybe knowing that this kind of stuff is not appropriate and gross.

All right, bro, I think you're taking a stab at Jimmy a little too hard. Come on, dude, that shit was kind of funny. Okay, let me see this. You like Bob Rouse? I love Bob. The warning signs weren't there. guys, I'm just finding out about this now. I only just became aware of David's Tyson's behavior. The proof that Jimmy knew about Tyson's behavior is right here.

I think this is a beautiful cherry to put right on top of all the camel shit we just seen today. Just kidding. If you thought that was the cherry on top of all the camel shit, you gotta see this. Oh my gosh, being your little brother would be so fucking hot. I'd hold my ear to your door at the odd hours of the night, hoping and praying to catch the soft bones of my little naughty sister. I would creep my eye to the underdoor crack and watch the shadows of you move. During family movie night, I'd wear your p.metees beneath my PJ. Oh my goodness. Okay, hold on.

During family movie night, I'd wear your pities beneath my PJs and just think of worshipping my big sisters. smelly feet. I'd sit down below you and tickle your feet and play with you enticing you to wrestle and touch me. I'll get a burner purposely and when your foot nudges it slightly, I'll act coy and shy away. You'll tease me and ridicule my small teeny boy penis and afterwards I'll masturbate furiously to those as a fond memory. Yeah, the firing squad might just be the only option at this point. Anyways, like the video if I should make another video about Chris Tyson. With that being said, I'll catch you later. Subscribe. Somewhere inside this school, there is a golden safe. And the police are here to make sure

nobody finds out what's inside. Dude, why is one of the police officers like 80 fucking years old? Did this mufucka bring Captain America into a Topper Guild video in 2023? Because damn, that mufuck is more wrinkly than Prince Phillips nuts. All right, people, what's up? Today I found Topper Guild's video I've ever seen. The videos I've made about Topper Guild in the past has been fucking insane. But in my opinion, none of these videos are going to amount to the amount of fake bullshit we're about to see today. This motherfucker actually rented out an entire elementary school to film a YouTube video. And also, may I add, he was recording this video at like 2 in the fucking morning. You know, that's crazy. When it was 2 a.m. and I was snoring my ass off. This

man, Topper Guild was recording a YouTube video. This shit got me dead. But I need to know. Make sure you watch till the end, because this is going to get crazy. Oh my god, guys, this video is going to be so crazy. He jumps at a pool. Kino, Topper, usually in a YouTube video, you'd like to show the climax of the video at the very beginning. If you're trying to advertise this video to me as, like, the most exciting shit I've ever seen in my life,

Q jumping in a swimming pool is probably the most anti-climatic shit I've ever heard. But you know what, guys, maybe Topper Guild has an ace up his sleeve. Maybe he's going to have a fucking police shootout or something. Shudders, come on, we gotta get inside. Stay low, stay low, stay. Shutters, what the f***, stay quiet, stay low, stay low. This motherfucker screaming at the top of his lungs right now. How the fuck are these guys cops?

Like you literally hired a fucking old man for this shit. Oh yeah, that's right, the video's fake. I remember. Okay, top team, this entire school is on lockdown because the principal told me that there is a secret golden safe somewhere in her office. So let me get this straight. This guy, Topper Guild,

as some sort of connection with the elementary school principal. And this school principal told Topper Guild that there's a secret golden safe in her office. And the main character, Topper Guild is going to heroically steal it from her office at 2 in the fucking morning. Somebody please make sense of this plot. If there are police outside, whatever's inside that golden safe must be extremely valuable. Well, what are you waiting for? Let's go. Bro, bro, keep your voice down.

Bro, you did not just do a fucking YouTube intro at Mr. Beast volume. And then tell your cameraman to shut the fuck up. when he was whispering. Somebody, please get this man a hearing aid. There's probably security systems everywhere in here. And we do not want the police alerted because then they're going to come in here and find us. Okay, I'm sorry.

Shh, keep it whistle. Okay, no, actually, how the fuck does this guy Topper Guild not break character when he's recording? I remember when I was filming videos with Topper Guild out in L.A. And, bro, this guy when he was recording, he would not break character. I seriously wish I had the raw footage for some of this shit

because I was breaking characters so many times. But this dude, Topper Guild, when he's recording, bro, He gets into the character. At this point audience, it makes me wonder if it's actually him or not. But this whole place is abandoned? This place is nasty. Bro, you went to school here? Yeah.

Shutters! I could get in going, bro. No, no, police, please. Shutters, go! I'm like, real hurry. Yeah, so much for keeping your fucking voice down, like, holy shit. Dude, shut the fuck, I'm shut the... Ah, police!

Police! Police, no! In a few seconds, audience, I'm gonna have to get a fucking hearing egg. You hear that? Get that door right now. I'm gonna, go. Come on here, you go. I'm happy, come on.

Police Put your hands up and show yourself Nice, bro. What a good way to give away your fucking location. Bro, if you was trying to catch a criminal, you know, walk into the place you're trying to catch the criminal. And then announce to the entire world, you literally add everyone in the fucking Discord server.

Hey guys! I'm a fucking cop, but I'm here. Like, holy shit, you're an idiot. Take the left, son. I'll clear it right. We have a camera system up here. Looks like he's newly installed. I don't know, bro.

Those cameras were made in China. That shit probably looked like this. Shunners, we gotta find this principle office. Come on top of you. Comment down below if you see it anywhere. Yeah, guys, comment on the video. Please comment on the video to boost the video performance in the YouTube algorithm. I see what you did there, Topper.

Very fucking slick, but it ain't gonna work on me. Yeah, that's right. Fuck you. Is it here? Shh. Dude, that's a bathroom. Bram. Sorry.

Why do you look so stupid in this frame? You look like a crying four-year-old running out of the bathroom because he got fucking wedgied in there. You look like a whiny pussy right now. If you guys thought that was a close call, make sure you keep watching because it only gets crazier and crazier. No way, Topper. It gets even crazier near the end of the video. Oh, shit, I gotta watch it now. Yeah, no, but seriously, this video is literally 15 minutes long.

Just for reference, we're not going to be watching the entire video. Because I want to have some remaining brain cells for the remaining of my day. I don't want to spend all my brain cells on a fucking Topper Guild video. That would just be foolish. Topper, topor, quick, quick, quick, what is it? Bro, oh my gosh, principal, come on, Top team. Wait, bro, this must be the principal's office. Let's go!

Wait, over, turn, don't know. Oh my gosh, Tomi! This must be the golden safe. Oh my gosh, the totally top secret safe inside of the principal's office is right on top of the fucking table. That literally makes no sense whatsoever. Audience, if I was trying to hide some shit, especially from Topper Guild, bro, I would be carving holes in the wall in shit to hide the safe. And then I would be putting like a fucking Mona Lisa painting on top of it.

I would be doing whatever it takes to hide my shit. from Topper Guild. Like seriously, do you trust this motherfucker with anything in your life? Wait, bro, it's locked? What? No, wait, we need a combination of numbers. Whoa, top team, you need a fucking combination of numbers to unlock a save? Yes, you dumbass, you fucking idiot. How are we supposed to find that? Wait, what's this? Is it a note? Four golden items equals code to unlock safe? Oh, my God, shutters. This is it. This is the answer we're looking for. God, dude, the plot of this video is so dog shit. I guess they're probably somewhere around the school.

Wait, what's that? Wait, is that security camera? Oh my gosh, shutters, you're right, these are the security cameras. We can see the entire school. I can see the police officers. Bro, they're looking for a shutters. Where are the at? They're just in the front hall where you triggered the alarm.

There was an accident. Yeah, well, shutters, your accident caused the biggest fuck up in all of history. You guys thought Topper Guild wasting food was a bad idea. Ha, fuck that. Shutters stepping on an alarm to trigger the police to find Topper Guild in a fake YouTube video, Oh yeah, that's that real shit. But no, seriously, it's fucking crazy that the only real thing Topper Guild has done in his life is, well, you know, wasting food.

That's pretty fucking goofy. I really just thought about that. Look that. Looks great. Come on. Let's go. Shutters, they're coming. What do we do?

Let's go. Oh, my gosh. We got high. Roble is clear. There is no fucking way. These guys are real cops. Audience, the principal's office was literally big. is fucking Walmart. And these guys walk through the main entrance and literally look two feet in

front of them and they're like, yeah, Coase is clear. Like, what the fuck? Oh my gosh, shutters. That was a close call. Bro, what are we supposed to do? We got to get that safe open. Bro, we have to split up. Why would we split up? So you can go find the golden object and then I'll stay here and I'll tell you where they're out with the security system. Wait, why do I have to go find the golden objects? You're the faster one? No, I'm not. Buddy, have you not seen your best friend shutters? I'm not saying anything. I just think

that Topper Guild would be a little bit faster than somebody that. that's a little bit wider, you know, than him. Yeah, no, actually, Shudders, you need to get into the fucking gym. You need to hop on a treadmill, my boy. Beat me on the stairs, upper. Okay, but shutters, how are we supposed to communicate? Wait, what are these? Bro, are these walkie-talkies?

Oh my God, more convenient items for the plot of the video. Oh my God. Top Team, do this golden object. You're a trap, bro. Do something. Oh, gosh, top team, the cops are coming. Okay. Oh.

He's jumped into the pool. They can't even see him. I am fucking done. I don't even need to explain this part of the video. These deaf motherfuckus actually just let Topper Guild literally swim in a fucking swimming pool behind them. This is definitely the fakes Topper Guild video I've ever fucking seen. Anyways, audience, please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.

But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream. Why do so many of you want a mommy so good? God damn badly. Oh, you're gonna cry. Gonna piss your pants. Alright, people, what's up?

Today we're checking out some of the worst Minecraft animations I've ever seen. Seriously though, some of these animations are just, what the fuck? Oh, you wanna ride me, do you? Oh, God, I wanna ride you so bad. You wanna ride me hard? Yeah, so hard. Audience, are you guys getting the joke? I can't say what the joke is because YouTube would get their fucking firing squad on my ass.

But I think somebody's in a state of desperation. Not just desperation. But domination. Right then, big boy, let's do it. Mew-y-k-y-o-f-k-o-ch-you-you-you-you-you-you- know when I said you can ride me, I didn't mean... Not now too busy riding you. Who the fuck made this? Ride-dex Sheldon.

Motherfucka, you must think you was one funny little shit. Get it guys? Writing. Fuck you. Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream. Good morning. Dude do

Dude Dude shit Oh my Audience I'm a little scared of talking shit About Ridex Sheldon now He'll bust down my door And shove a diamond sword

Straight up my Actually I take that bag Pull up pussy boy See what the fuck happens If I could take you up In paradise up above Shit Damn that's crazy

You got a Glock 2 Respect brother Can you leave now You're so horrible appearance Make your heart skip a bead Manky fall head over heels and go, Oh, baby, I'm gonna make you feel good tonight. I'll turn my clothes up in the heat of the moment

and have your way with me. I mean, shit. I don't know how such a gentleman can pass up such an opportunity, but as the Asian households once said, No dating before marriage, ladies and gentlemen, okay? Dating before marriage is bad, it's even worse than saying fucking Voldemore in Harry Potter. What?

What kind of things have your parents been teaching you? Hmm, not much. My mom did teach me how to handle a good . Your mom taught you, huh? The fuck you've been doing with your mom? If your mom is married and taught you how to do a... And she probably has a husband and... And, oh, baby, this is bad.

What's next? You're from fucking Alabama. Oh, that seems pretty not... Did you just say what I think you just said? Yep, I'm all about the... Oh! Have some class woman! Come on. Don't be approved.

Age love a bit of... How old are you anyway? I'm five. I'm five. Lion Maker EDP! Motherfuck I said she was five years old. I mean, shit. I don't know how such a gentleman can pass up such an opportunity.

I would like to walk back that statement, ladies and gentlemen. I, uh, I don't condone such actions. Ah, ha! I fucking hate my life. What in God's name are you doing? Back off, you crazy bitch! Please give me huggy-wuggies. What kind of fucking rabbit hole have I gone down?

Huggy-Wuggies? Are you fucking... I refuse to believe that this guy uploads these videos to YouTube, thinking, oh yeah, this is the best content I've ever put out on the internet. Can motherfucker put his talent to anything more productive? I mean, I wouldn't really say that's a wasted moment. He did, in fact, get some women. I mean, unless you're fucking gay or something, you like men or some shit, then I guess that's a fat fucking elf. But I'm just saying, from my point of view, this is a fat fucking win.

But seriously though? What kind of pussy shit is? I don't want women kissing me! Fucking loser! I can milk him. I can milk you. So fucking funny! Shut the fuck up. Yo, you fucking suck, bro. Oh my god.

I suck and I swallow. Ah, wait, wait, what? Hey yo! My name is Bradley in middle school and I go, Ayo, Ayo! Fucking losers! I swear these videos are meant for fucking Discord rejects that just say Ayo 258. Y'all motherfuckas aren't funny. If you listen to real stand-up comedians, you're going to discover what it feels like to be actually funny.

Not this fucking, oh, I suck and swallow bullshit. Grow the fuck up. Now I just need to find my generic love interest. Are you the right one? Are you the right one? I'm like 12. All right, bro, what the fuck? This is the second time this motherfucker's talking to a Minecraft girl.

And she ain't even fucking 18. Coincidence, I think not. Are you the right one? I'm as useless as a hedgehog in a goddamn factory. It's not like I like you or anything, you idiot, Baca. Perfect. Hi. Hi!

You want to get married? Okay! Does this mean we can have children now? God, I hope not. At least somebody in this video has a fucking brain. Having kids in this day and age? What the fuck? I mean, no shit talking to anybody that wants to become parents.

But having kids around this time, ladies and gentlemen, you're asking for a fucking difficult life. Hey, Joe, look what I found! You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Can we keep it? No. But I want one. No.

Please. No. Fuck you! Why do so many of your... Many of you want a mommy so goddamn badly and act like a baby. Audience, this shit is just getting weirder and weirder. I swear all the videos we've checked out today is basically a middle schooler that got very good at animation and decided to make some bum-fuck shit ass on funny videos.

And I mean, granted, the animation is pretty okay. But I don't think I can applaud the effort you're putting into your animation. The product this guy's making is just fucking awful. I haven't fucking hooted or tooted this entire video. It's shit. Aw, you gonna cry. Gonna piss your pants, maybe. Well, then maybe you should get off your fucking ass and actually do something, sweetheart. Then maybe Mommy will finally give you her milkies.

Ugh, kids these days. Kids these days? Motherfucker, have you heard yourself talking? Oh, if you get off your fucking ass. Shut the fuck up! Yo, bro, why are you using my fucking sound effect? This sound effect belongs to me, you little shit. Wait, is this the Nether Portal? So, you've come to enter my portal.

Alright. By the way, YouTube, the video I'm watching right now is not age-restricted or nothing. So that means you're not going to age-restrict my video because I'm showing this on my YouTube channel. I'm just the messenger boy. I'm just showing the degenerate shit on your website. Fuck you. Well, what are you waiting for? Step inside.

I think I'm going to go in my portal. Back to hell. Ugh, God. It's so damn hot today. Alex, well, why are you wearing fucking pants? Oh, it's sweaty because I'm a fucking dumbass! Shut the fuck up. I've sweated right through my favorite shirt, too.

I should take off these dirty clothes. Steve, back the fuck away. I'm sure Alex has had enough of your shit. When she's the only woman on the planet and you're the only man on the planet, villagers don't count. Human beings don't have a fucking skull like that. Either way, my point still stands. Leave Alex the fuck alone.

You and your fucking blue t-shirt, Pinocopi. Kio 350 V2 shoes. Fuck off! Ah, much better. I can start on my sun tan now. I'm gonna hot new tan. Ginger's can tan?

Since when did this fucking new update happen? If the ginger tries tanning, they lookin like fucking Patrick Starr. That's a load of bullshit. I will never wash this hand again. Sick fuck. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.

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