Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 4

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 4 ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Alright, audience, welcome back. I hope y'all having a good day. The Middest Minecraft Storytime channel just got even midder. I noticed other people made videos about Afmow like Pointless and Poncho, so I guess this is the cool kids thing now. I mean, cheech, bro, I got no problem slamming shit content. So anyways, before we get into the video, makes you guys apply your hazmat suit of cringe. You know what I'm saying? We've got to protect ourselves. I'm going into this bud booty naked so you can have the best experience.
Starting point is 00:00:24 The first banger today is I'm pregnant with baby angels and Minecraft. What the fuck? Well, that's mistake number one. I don't know if Afmow has kids, IRL, or anything like that, but if she does, oh, God bless America. I mean, hey, look, if Afmow has kids, IRL or anything like that, you know, nothing against them, of course. I just hope that if they become content creators, that they don't end up like this, all right? I want them to actually have, like, a personality in their videos. Because if you're, like, running a company or anything like that, I understand the idea of why you gotta be, like, commercialized and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:01:03 You want to please the masses. But from what I'm seeing here, this person is literally just uploading some like Minecraft skits. It's like, dude, like it really doesn't need to be that commercialized. You know, I used to be the same way too back in my old videos. I used to be like, what's up guys? Welcome back to a brand new video. But it's just like, it ain't me, dude. I felt this way about my content and I'm sure that AFMAL feels the same way too.
Starting point is 00:01:25 It's just like, you eventually can be so scripted in your videos. It's just like, dang. I hate my life. And I wouldn't doubt if AFMAL feels the same way. Be sure to like and subscribe. Stay on, stare at it to have a baby. Wait, hold on, pause. I don't know if this applies to men.
Starting point is 00:01:44 I don't know if we're like doing some politically correct stuff over here, but like, dang, that, that's pretty crazy. And bro, this Minecraft mod gonna be given the abortion clinic a mad payday. Man, screw this YouTube thing. I'm becoming a doctor's stat. And when asthma calls asthma to have angelic powers, and she's not the only one expecting. Shh, we gotta be sneaky. Whoa, Afmau, where's the jump in quality? I never expected something like this from my modern Afmow video.
Starting point is 00:02:18 This is pretty crazy. Where did all this money come from Afmau, the 50 grand you wipe your ass with? But look, all I'm saying is that you can spend 50 grand on a video, but all I'm saying is that you'll never be able to be yourself ever again on YouTube. That's all there is to it. I'm sorry. Being able to talk like yourself and not having to over-exaggerate every word, trust me it really does make me not want to kill myself but hey your miss is 500 grand a month so I mean what can I say onward princess twilight sparkles be sure to like and subscribe
Starting point is 00:02:51 next and a new shovel now I can go mining and I probably should get some potato what hey Eric don't go outside okay what are you doing no no no no no no you can't go outside, okay? Why? There's this egg outside. Uh, okay. We can still board this up. Okay, but um.
Starting point is 00:03:15 You do not look at that egg. Okay. Um, I don't know. I'm, let's go. All right, can someone explain to me like what the hell is going on? This happened last time when I was watching AFMAL, bro. It's just like there's so much bullshit going on. I don't understand anything that's occurring.
Starting point is 00:03:34 I'm trying to enjoy the experience. I'm trying to dumb down my eyes. IQ to the equivalent of a five-year-old girl. I don't know. I must not be understanding something and this yelling is not helping. I don't know. You know what? This video, it's pissing me off.
Starting point is 00:03:46 The next banger is Afmow is extremely mad in Minecraft. Oh, my Lord. We're going to be hearing so much screaming. Afmow is extremely mad in Minecraft. Oh shit. What is Afmow going to do in Minecraft? I'm puckering my ass right now. I'm so tight.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Mad. I think she's just on her, period. You wonder why she's exploding Red Particles, well, I mean, put A and B together. I mean, she. If y'all need some advice, bro, literally, just get the girl some chick-fil-A, all right? Dude, they'll calm down immediately. Give Afmow some food, give her some love, and she won't destroy her house with her medium-rare loins. What will my friends do to help out? Cookies, diamonds, and flowers are not going to work, bro. You need to be throwing some cake and white wool, you know what I'm saying? Don't let Afmow get angry, bro. That bloodhound is out to murder, all right? And you do now want to be a victim. of the Bloodhound. No, it isn't, shut up.
Starting point is 00:04:48 No, delicious cake. No! You monsters, you would ruin the cake. My cake. Bro, what? Yo, Afimau, are you sure that Minecraft was really your passion? Because, I mean, damn, you need to get into FIFA. The only person I know the kicks that hard is my mother,
Starting point is 00:05:25 but I'm trying to leave the house. Yes, sir, abuse. We love it. You know, it's perfectly fine. The Afmouse doing abuse because, I mean, she's a woman, right? You know, women, women can get away with anything. A man, however, if a man committed an act of abuse, um, that man's facing 50 years. And my man still go pay child support in prison. These women, bro, on the period, they can't be trusted. You got to keep your heads up, young kings, all right? Um, don't, don't know. Just women, women. Fares! Don't worry.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Don't worry. Don't take care of them. Good job, Belfo. Keep it up. That's fine, you know what? I should be able to do something like this. There we go. The emotions mod?
Starting point is 00:06:20 Yes, it's when the emotions mod. Wait, bro, am I hearing that right? Bro, if we're talking about an emotions mod, bro, this has got to be like the perfect expansion pack for women. Get this baby on Amazon and we might actually return to a normal world. And I might agree with women's voting rights for once. The final banger by the last. banger, by the way. Minecraft, Who's Your Daddy?
Starting point is 00:06:41 What the fuck? These adorable babies. Not adorable. I'd curb stomp them. The satisfying skull crush. Did I ever mention I don't like kids? Will explodes. So, let me get this straight.
Starting point is 00:06:55 So, it's a bunch of little kids that explode if you don't give them attention. Geez, bro, the Taliban getting real advanced. That's your boom and make you boom. Me and my friends play Who's your Daddy in Minecraft. And these babies have the most hilarious. ways to destroy themselves. You know, what a funny story to tell the kids. I'm pretty sure the audience demographic for Afmow's channel is probably nothing more than
Starting point is 00:07:17 10 years old. Like, I can't imagine any 12-year-old actually watching an AFMau video unless they got like severe mental deficiencies or something. But look, some of these kids that are watching this video is going to look at this and run with it. That like, yeah, you know what? I could be a nuisance in the house with my parents and you know what? They're going to have to do whatever they can to stop me because it's a funny game.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Great job, Afmow. you're teaching the kids wonderful things. I'm so proud of you. Maybe next time, Afmau, you can teach kids where they should have went. But Team Dad has the tools to make these babies follow the rules. Team Dad has the tools to make the kids follow the rules. All right. I hope y'all enjoy the video.
Starting point is 00:07:55 A thousand likes and I'll do a part three of Afmow. But yeah, please subscribe, but hope you'll have a good day. Later. Please end my suffering. Ladies and gentlemen, I did not think that we would stoop down to this level of degeneracy. Roblox kids. I just now installed Roblox like a couple days ago. You know, I've been enjoying Roblox Arsenal.
Starting point is 00:08:17 You know, I'm pretty good at it. I've only played like, what, two days of it? I'm already like, what, level 40 something? And also I've noticed a lot of my friends been posting about Roblox. I wanted to see what exactly is this Roblox community like all about, you know? I was pretty curious. An audience, let me tell you right now, whenever I took a gander at the Roblox community, I regretted my decision almost instantaneously.
Starting point is 00:08:37 The Roblox community, in my opinion, is so bad that I feel like I just had to make a video about it. Yeah, bad Roblox TikTok compilation number five. Oh, boy. Okay, so from the first TikTok of the Roblox community, we are greeted with some... I don't even know what this is. Are those supposed to be booty cheeks? I am already left speechless.
Starting point is 00:09:01 At the very beginning of the video, I am already left speechless. Do people actually, like, get off to this stuff? I mean, I am looking at the video right now. I am trying to get aroused by this, this block character. But I don't know, dude, it's just not working downstairs. My member downstairs must be out of order or it must be broken or something because I'm looking at this right now and it's not getting me very excited. In fact, it's working so terribly that I'm actually changing teams. I'm actually turning into a female.
Starting point is 00:09:28 It is inverting back into my stomach as we speak. I don't know, bro, as an as an asexual man that is looking at this stuff, as a man that doesn't look at this stuff and genuinely get the adrenaline rush, the serotonin levels rising, my happiness hormone. I'm just not really enjoying it. You know what I'm saying? I'm not getting excited. Uh, okay. well, once again, I am not getting very excited from these videos. I'm not looking at these videos and genuinely thinking,
Starting point is 00:09:59 wow, I'm going to save that mental picture for later. Is there like any other type of TikTok that we can view here? Like, I'm looking at this compilation, and by far, this is the only type of TikTok that I've seen so far. Come on, Roblox community. Provide me more. Oh, wow. Oh, woo-we.
Starting point is 00:10:22 Those are some big... I can't even pretend to like this TikTok, okay? I can't even pretend to think that this. video is actually pretty cool yes bro we get it your character has two gallons of boredon on its chest okay well we don't care is this supposed to be sexier something am i supposed to look at this video and think oh my gosh dude your voice is so deep look bro if you want a deep voice okay just simply just go throughout school you know just try not to you know damage your vocal cords let everything come to you naturally and then one way or the other you're going to have a sexy voice just like corpse husband
Starting point is 00:11:01 or me of course you know preferably me i would have no idea what i would do with myself you know 10 years down the line and I see these videos of myself where I'm like baby girl oh yeah yeah baby girl like I would not like it like just stop pretending like you have a deep voice dude I mean just let it come to you naturally I promise you it's it's probably gonna hit you in your junior or senior gear of high school just wait patiently and you'll get your deep voice okay time will tell man this look pretty good man we'll close it dang you're gonna be uh you're gonna be showing off your roblox boyfriend to all of us like that look audience right hear me all right I'm pretty sure there's somebody out here that's going to unsubscribe to this channel because I'm about to call them out.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Why? It's just like, why do you guys e-date? I will never understand that. I'm never going to understand where you're on FaceTime with somebody and you're thinking, oh, baby girl, babe, I'm about to hang up. Can you please sleep with me on FaceTime? Or even worse than that, you guys are dating. Get this, get this, drum roll please. You guys are dating on Roblox.com. Just let that go ahead and sink in for a second, right? I'll give you guys like two seconds of silence. Like, really? Oh yeah, baby. I agree with this TikTok right here. A headless Roblox character is shaking those cheeks for me.
Starting point is 00:12:20 This is so unbelievably weird on so many different levels. Who is getting aroused by looking at this stuff? It is a headless Roblox character shaking their body. They're shaking their Lego body. Whoever does this, I mean, you need to do something, bro. You need to go to therapy. I mean, you can go to your local church. I'm pretty sure there's a life group that you can go ahead and join
Starting point is 00:12:38 where you can go ahead and talk to these people about your Roblox fantasies. I swear if there's anybody out of the audience that is watching this video right now and genuinely getting excited over what what's going on here, you better be getting excited over these videos, okay? You don't want to get excited over the videos. Just stop e-dating, stop looking at Roblox characters like this. You're weird. You're messed up in the head. Just be a normal human being.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby, yeah, let's go. I present to you audience, another one of the sexual TikTok videos of Roblox. I'm pretty sure we're all used to this at this point. Next. New York bitch in a taxi. I want to get drunk and nasty. Nasty. I want to get drunk and nasty.
Starting point is 00:13:24 I want to get drunk and nasty. Bro, what are these kids doing? You're like 10 years old. I want to get drunk and nasty. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, you are literally like 10 years old. You're still made of cartilage.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Where are your parents? Dude, what happened to smoking smarties? Dude, whenever I was like 10 years old, I would get like the little smarties. I would grind them up into a little dust and I would like smoke them out of the little. plastic paper. Dude, whatever happened to that, right? You know, it was a healthy way
Starting point is 00:13:48 for kids to go ahead and think that they're cool. It really wasn't cool. But still, it's much better than these pieces of cartilage, you know, singing, I want to get drunk and nasty on robox.com. I really don't understand audience, and I really don't think I ever will. But I promise you whenever I do get the reason why
Starting point is 00:14:04 people do this, I will let you guys know. But until then, I think you guys are going to be sitting on that bench for a while, because I'm not going to give you the answer. Bro, what in the hell? We go from these really weird, cringy, sexual TikToks to now we're looking at a bunch of e-daters, and now we're just getting people sharding in people. Now we're just getting people sharding in people's face as well.
Starting point is 00:14:34 I never thought that Roblox would have a fart fetish, but apparently they do. Roblox community, you know, I just started playing your game like a couple days ago. I might just uninstall the game after this video has been recorded. If this is what the Roblox community is all about, then I'm just going to go ahead and uninstall the game. I mean, that's perfectly fine by me. I'm good at Minecraft too. You know, I would much rather deal with a bunch of dreamstands on Twitter.com than people on Roblox farting and sharding in my face any day of the week.
Starting point is 00:15:02 But yeah, aside from that, though, we're only halfway through the video. Okay, so we're at the climax of the story here. We, like, we guys know about rising action, falling action, right? We're at the climax of the story. We still got like three more minutes of TikToks to check out, so buckle up. I am so hungry. I know, bro, like, me too. Wait, you hear that, bro?
Starting point is 00:15:24 Huh? I am the greatest. I am the best. I am above all of the rest. My outfit is cool. My outfit is fine. I joined the game in 2009. You know, out of all the compilation that we have react to so far, I think this is the first TikTok
Starting point is 00:15:36 that I actually enjoy. I mean, I'll be fair. I'll keep it a buck. This guy's rap skills were on point, okay? He knew how to flow. He knew how to pick the bars. Eminem has been really silent ever since this guy's, uh, came out with his TikTok on Roblox. I don't know, maybe I might make a Roblox rap sometime in the future.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Who knows, but first, we have to get rid of the fart fetish first. Wow, bro, you found a glitch in the Roblox.com video game. Like Roblox doesn't have any glitches in the game. I mean, to be fair, this guy does have some pretty chiseled cheeks. I'll give him that. I'll be honest, dude, my panties do get stuck to my cheeks a lot of the time, especially when I'm at school outside. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:16:30 It's hot outside, you know, my cheeks begin to sweat. Sometimes the panties do be caught up in the booty cheeks and you got to be digging it out. I'm sorry, but after watching that video right there, I can tell you right now with confidence as I'm sitting down in my office chair in front of this microphone looking at this TikTok compilation. You're never going to seduce me into your Roblox fantasy. You can have all that other stuff inside of your community. You can have the fart fetish. You can have the Roblox boyfriends. You can have all that, but just don't bring it near me.
Starting point is 00:17:05 But anyways, audience, that is nearing the end of the compilation. So I hope you guys enjoy and yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came later. One girl in our school, that was like considered one of the popular girls. But the only reason she was popular in the first place was because she hit puberty before everyone else. All right, people, what's up? The creepiest storytime YouTuber has completely crossed the line. Now, audience, just like a roach that never seems to die, we keep coming across Bubba. The Storytime YouTuber that is also the biggest cap artist of all time.
Starting point is 00:17:37 Continuously drops the craziest stories known to man. He's doing the devil's tango with his hot babysitter. He's doing it with his mom. He's doing it with his sister. He's doing it with everybody. However, the video I discovered today has truly knocked my socks off. Girl caught with an only fan in middle school story time. And of course, he had to put the provocative woman in the thumbnail,
Starting point is 00:18:02 which is supposed to symbolize a middle schooler. So now I kind of feel a little creeped out if I click on this video. I feel like the motherfuckin' federal bureau of investigations gonna be at my door at any second. Oh well, it's for the content. Let's begin. Okay, the story I'm about to tell you guys could get me potentially arrested and honestly, I'm not trying to get in any trouble with the FBI, the CIA, or any sort of government officials. That is the craziest start to a video I think that I've ever heard on YouTube. Guys, this video can get me in trouble with the FBI, but I'm is gonna tell it to the entire world. This dude is actually trying to self-report himself, I swear.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Trust me, buddy. It's not like your local PD is not sitting down with notebooks watching this video. Keep doing what you're doing, buddy. So if you're watching this video, YouTube, understand that this story is only for educational purposes. Bro, where the fuck is the education in a middle school girl creating an only fan? The only guy that's going to convince me that this is for educational purposes as O.J. Simpson's fucking lawyer. You're gonna have to do some real logic leaps to convince my ass. Yes, I have to say this because I'm not trying to get in trouble. Yo, what is going on, you guys? My name's Bubba, and welcome back to the crazy but also embarrassing stories. Yeah, guys, this video is so crazy and embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:19:17 This middle school girl at my school created a fucking only fan. It was so crazy whenever I walked into the middle of the classroom and that I saw her spreading her fucking tuna tunnel. Bubba, this shit is not woo and crazy and so embarrassing, not clickbait. This shit is fucking strange coming from. from you. I've seen your previous videos before, Bubba. They're pretty freaky, but this shit is weird. Today's story all takes place back when I was in middle school, and this was actually my grade seven year. Now in grade seven, okay, so for the rest of this video, I want you guys to
Starting point is 00:19:47 note that this is what this fucking dude looks like back then. Our main character here is grade seven Bubba, the gooner arc of Bubba. Well, to be fair, this guy has always been a gooner, but now he's just a gooner with real female women. Back then, this muf-fucka probably only had Rosie Palm and her five sisters. Like seriously, audience, you cannot convince me this fucking dude was slaying in seventh grade. This again would be very on brand for Bubba sitting here lying his ass off. I was a pretty basic kid not gonna lie. I wasn't popular in any way. Oh, believe me, buddy. We can fucking tell. You look like the type of muff gonna be hanging out with frangely and poking around his favorite fucking freckle. But to be honest, if there's two things I
Starting point is 00:20:28 could say about my grade seven years was that I was a helpless romantic. And on top of that, addicted to video games. Like no joke, if you asked me what I wanted in grade 7, I would probably end up saying a girlfriend and the newest next-gen console. Listen, Bubba, I'm going to be completely honest, you cannot have both at the same time. You can either choose to be the biggest prime gooner with the latest and greatest console, or you can drop video games like a real fucking man and have an absolute 10 out of 10 babe next to you. Personally, audience, I think dropping video games and going for the hot babe is way better. But hey, if you want to keep you, gooning to fortnight skins that's all you buddy but i remember there was this one time in my grade seven
Starting point is 00:21:07 year where i was walking around my middle school with a couple of friends of mine and as we were walking around there's one girl in our school that was like considered one of the popular girls but the only reason she was popular in the first place was because she hit puberty before everyone else what the fuck baba why are you describing it like this it's really fucking weird that he's describing this story at the age that he is. This dude is currently 23 years old, according to famous birthdays. Bubba, all you had to say was that your classmates at the time really found her attractive. You didn't have to say this weird goonership by saying, she hit puberty early. She was a real early bloomer. Dude, you're fucking weird. So a lot of guys
Starting point is 00:21:50 started to get attracted to her really easily and she just became popular off that. As for me, don't get me wrong, when I was younger, I thought she was really hot as well. Well, put that fucking picture away, please. But one thing I will say was that I thought like almost every girl was hot because if I had any interaction with any woman back when I was in grade seven, I'd probably end up falling in love with them either way, even if they just ended up spitting on my face. Okay, kind of a weird detail to leave in there that if they spat on your face, you would still fall in love with them.
Starting point is 00:22:19 That's a bit odd. To be fair, audience, I cannot say I was too different than Baba. If she was a female and she breathed, then she was perfect for me. in middle school, if a girl were to accidentally bump my fucking elbow in the hallway, I would explode. Believe me, audience, Rith in the seventh grade was not the ho-getter. You know how mufuckus used Max repel in Pokemon to get the Pokemon away while I was the fucking Max repel for women. That actually sounds really sad. Don't quote me on that. But going on, I remember when I was walking down the hallway, one of my friends ended up pointing out that there was something going on with this girl.
Starting point is 00:22:51 I remember she was surrounded by a group of girls and all of them were freaking out saying, Oh my goodness, I can't believe you actually blew up. Oh my God. Are you like a celebrity? now and all of us were really confused because like if there was one thing I knew back in grade seven was social media no joke I was addicted to watching YouTube and you know other social media channels like Instagram and all that stuff nice bub what a great shameless plug you have here yeah guys make sure you just DM my account so that we can do the fucking devil's tango later also bro you were addicted to social media in seventh grade holy fuck baba you are so different from the rest of us but I remember I was super confused on why everyone was freaking out that this girl blew up on the internet apparently. And that's when one of my guy friends ended up up to her saying, wait, what'd you blow up on? Oh, I blew up on this thing called Twitter. Twitter? One thing I could say about Twitter is that it's a very interesting platform. Because there's a good side of Twitter where it's like, you know, motivational and informational and all the good stuff that you want to have on Twitter. And then there's the absolute gooner side of Twitter.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Is this dude really about to self-report himself saying he saw cheese pizza on fucking Twitter? By the way, audience, when I say cheese pizza, I'm not talking about. Cheese fucking pizza. If you guys have the IQ above 20, you guys wouldn't know what I'm talking about. This dude's better to go to jail, ladies and gentlemen. Oh my God. But at this moment, I ended up walking up to the group of girls and I said, so you blew up on Twitter?
Starting point is 00:24:11 What, what'd you do on Twitter? Like, did you make a YouTube video or something? Oh, no, I just posted a photo of myself and I'm getting so many comments. At that moment, she ends up pulling out her phone and she ends up showing us her Twitter. And she ended up going from having only like 10 followers and liking photos about kittens to then posting selfies of herself and having over 100K followers. For the little Timmy's in the backseat, whenever Bubba is talking about she was liking kittens on Twitter,
Starting point is 00:24:34 he wasn't talking about cats. As much as I would like to say that she was leaving likes on pictures of Bob from Animal Crossing. That is not the type of cat that she was leaving likes on. But I remember I ended up asking her another question where I was like, wait, so you just blew up off a picture of yourself? Yeah, I literally took a selfie this morning in my bathroom and everyone's loving it. Oh, okay, so you just blew up off. selfies? Yeah, what's so weird about that? Which, to be fair, at the time, I couldn't say anything
Starting point is 00:24:59 weird about it because let's be real here, people blow up on the internet for the most weirdest reasons ever. Like me, I blew up on the internet for saying, duels tango. Yeah, you blew up off of saying the devil's tango, but now you're about a blow up because you're talking about a middle school of creating an only fan's fucking weird. So I really can't say anything. But I remember after that, I ended up just basically walking away from her and I ended up basically pulling out my phone and that's when I officially first downloaded Twitter. I ended up downloading the app because I wanted to know why people were liking this girl so much and seeing if I could learn anything of what she's posting so that I potentially had the chance to be famous.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Yeah, to be fair, you must have taken a couple notes from her. You quickly realized that if you put a girl in your thumbnail in a very confident manner, your video would get a bit more views than normal, huh? I ended up downloading Twitter and I went inside my classroom and I started scrolling through her Twitter feed with my friends. And all my friends were just looking over, super confused on what was going on why this girl blew up and as I was scrolling through, all I realized was that all the selfies of her wearing either really short shorts or tight t-shirts were the selfies that blew up. And it got to the
Starting point is 00:26:03 point where I started scrolling through the comments and all I saw was everyone asking the same thing. And that question was, what's her of? You guys probably watching right now are confused on why I'm saying of instead of O-F. And that's because back then when I was in grade seven, none of us knew what O-F was. For the record, audience, I'm about to be on some complete nerd shit. right now, I'm gonna sit here and prove to you all that this video is complete cap. As we already know, Baba is 23 years old, right? OnlyFans was created in July of 2016. And if this motherfucker was born in 2001, like famous birthday says, he was in seventh grade
Starting point is 00:26:40 around 2008 to 2009. Yeah, Bubba, that's right, you just got fucking exposed. So all this video was telling me that you sat down on your free time and thought about make it a story about an only fans girl in seventh grade. The fact that you pulled a story like this one out of your ass is fucking insane. So for me and my friends, all of us just read it as of instead of OF. And I remember one of my friends that always tried to be like the smart one of the group ended up saying, oh, maybe like it's like a new like trick shotting famous like clan.
Starting point is 00:27:11 What? Do you mean like phase clan? No, but like this is of clan. This mufuck is comparing only fans to phase clan. All right, bro. I'm just going to skip the fucking fill. This is bullshit. Because I remember at lunchtime, I ended up walking up to her in the cafeteria we had in my middle school.
Starting point is 00:27:26 And I walked up to her and sat down beside her and said, Yo, so like, I know you've been blowing up on social media and stuff. And I think it's really cool. I just have a question. Why is everyone asking you for an of? Do you mean O-F? Uh, yeah, like, what is it for? Oh, like, basically what it is, it's like a way for, like, people like to pay for my pictures.
Starting point is 00:27:43 Pay to get pictures of you? But you already post them online for free. Yeah, but people want like special types of pictures. Yep, yep. I think I heard enough. First off, when you were in seventh grade, it was 2008 to 2009. OnlyFans never even dropped until 2016. You also need a fucking ID in order to get onto OnlyFans.
Starting point is 00:28:00 And you made up a story about a middle scroller posting her fucking beef curtains. You're a fucking weirdo. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like another part of Bubba. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. All right, audience, what's up? Today we're checking out Nicacado Avocado Shorts. These shorts are actually disgusting. The ones near the end are kind of.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Kind of filthy. Audience, we have watched this video for five seconds and so much does already happen that I can't even process it. I have no idea what even happened to my screen. All I see is this big umpa lupa with the fupa, you know, on my screen. Please get it off. I cannot deny the fact that I'm mesmerized by what I'm seeing right now. I really don't get it.
Starting point is 00:28:54 It's as simple as a guy walking, but it's him walking. Why is it so intriguing to stare at? Dude Wow Wasn't Nicacado avocado Like dying earlier People were making videos Saying that Nicacato
Starting point is 00:29:10 Avocado is killing himself for views I just find it funny Until this dude talks about him Being disabled or something like that Then people start caring I'm sure he's got doctors And stuff like that That's keeping his health in check
Starting point is 00:29:22 So that he can continue doing this stupid stuff I don't know In my opinion People seem pretty too-faced About Nicacado Avocado's health Is this a hot take or a hot opinion Probably But audience, if this guy can afford a $2.5 million penthouse, I think this guy's got medical insurance.
Starting point is 00:29:37 That's pretty good. All right, I take back everything I said. This dude just shat on my face. Ain't no way I'm defending a dude that shats on my face. You know what I'm saying? Oh, which, look at that. A woman. Now I know why this video got 11 million views.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Fellas, look at this video. We're not stupid. We all know why this video got 11 million views. And we all know that it's not because. Because a Nicocotto's Fupa. All I'm saying is that if you sell your body for views or something like that, it's not respectable at all. Call me an in-sell or whatever, right?
Starting point is 00:30:36 I think it's pretty cool that I can make money because I'm funny and not some meat-slag. I don't know, just my opinion. When I die and go to heaven, I want to ask God one question. How was this Lard not completely destroyed his scooter with his fat glutes? Man, I don't even know if God even got the answer to that question. This dude defies gravity. He defies the laws of Newton. I'm here in the woods.
Starting point is 00:31:10 My dog, you went up parking lot. And I'm trying to get my exercise. My dietitian told me to get fresh air, so I said, okay, even though I identify as skinny. You don't identify as fupa? I don't have a fupa. You sure about that, Nick? You sure you don't have a fupa? Why does this dude run like Shrek?
Starting point is 00:31:39 I mean, I'd be scared, too, if I saw this big ass ogre and target. What is this? The fact that this guy is a multi-millionaire doesn't surprise me. If this guy can become a multimillionaire on YouTube.com, I damn well can as well. And so can you audience, all right? I know a lot of you guys want to become social influencers. Look, if this guy can do it, you should not have doubts that you can do it too. Cheapers, creepers.
Starting point is 00:32:10 This scale only goes up to 300 pounds. Discrimination. I don't think that should make you angry. If all the scales inside of Walmart only read up to 300 pounds, okay, I feel like that would be very concerning to me. I would maybe be thinking to myself, wow, maybe I'm not exactly the weight I should be. Hey, this guy's a dumb ass to realize that. This old, not even big enough for one foot. This rusty, busty, dusty, musty, crusty, busty, dusty, old scale.
Starting point is 00:32:40 Skiddy privilege. I'm siding this to the manager, because a lady said to me that you need to, The scooter, I don't need the scooter, it's just wanna wait. I'm speaking to the manager now. Boy, oh boy, do we have some cake in front of us today? I could rewind and play this for days on end, ladies and gentlemen. I'm like putting myself into a full-on trance of staring at this big o ass. Oh, look at that, more fan service.
Starting point is 00:33:15 I already know I'm gonna see a retention spike on this video. All you horny bastards, you're just gonna re-watch this same TikTok over and over again. What was the point of this video? Is it bad audience that I was actually looking instead at Nicacato Avocados Fupa the whole time? I don't get it, boys. Let's go ahead and remove the quote-unquote main attraction from the video. How does this man even fit in his clothes? This guy is quite literally the in real life Snorlax.
Starting point is 00:34:03 Except the right no, Pokey flute waking up his ass. You've got to put some KFC in front of those lips. I lost one pound. I lost one pound. I lost one pound. I lost one pound. I lost one pound We lost one pound
Starting point is 00:34:27 We lost one pound We lost one pound And we lost one pound We lost one pound We lost one pound I lost one pound I lost one pound Congratulations fat ass
Starting point is 00:34:42 Oh look at that You gain five pounds back fat ass Next video fat ass Alright yo do y'all hear that Do you hear like the target scooter Actually crying out for a help that this man is on top of it. This poor scooter is begging and pleading for the ass cheeks to leave the seat.
Starting point is 00:35:03 RIP scooter in the comment section. Look at all these disparages. I feel misrepresented. Where's the plus size? How am I supposed to fit into this? I heard you. $25. For a piece of cloth, can and put this over nothing.
Starting point is 00:35:24 I love how sporadic this guy is. For the record, I know this guy doesn't act like this IR. Like whenever the cameras go off, I'm pretty sure that this guy's, going right back to his penthouse and laying on his bed and looking at all the poor people down below him. Oh, wait a second. He's already done that. Oh my God, we're about to watch a show. It's called Watch the World's Struggle. Up here in my tower and watch everyone struggle and be poor. Yo, what's this guy doing?
Starting point is 00:35:56 Yeah, folks, I'm done for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. Anyways, yeah, subscribe. Hey, Jack, guess what? You are not going to believe it. I still have a car, motherfucker, and it still looks better than. years. You see this jacket's called air condition? I have a functioning air conditioner. Believe it or not, motherfucker the car can go forward. Jack, are you so fucking poor that you can't even afford a car? Oh yeah, that's right, because your fucking car is at a junkyard. All right, people,
Starting point is 00:36:44 what's up? Jack Doherty has finally got the karma he deserves. Anyways, if you haven't seen the mainstream news already, Jack Doherty was in his McLaren and hydroplained on a highway and face planted in the fucking guardrail. Oh, shit. To summarize the situation, he crashes his McLaren. He has a few sniffles here and there. Oh, son, Jack.
Starting point is 00:37:07 I miss you. I miss him. He forces his cameraman to get the right angle for the thumbnail of his new video that he was going to drop a few days later. He starts thanking God out of all people for saving his life.
Starting point is 00:37:21 Like, God is the person that wants to save you right now. And then later in the video, video he has a monologue to the haters about why they're bad people and why they should be sympathetic because he almost died. Yeah, lots to unpack today. I crashed my McLaren dot dot by Jack Doherty, let's begin. I did not think this is going to be happening today. I mean either. Thank you, cameraman. I'm sure Jack Doherty didn't expect this to happen today either. Bro's always walking around with 20 black men around him, preventing him from getting his fucking ass beat. If I had 27 foot black men around me, 24-7, I would feel invincible too. But hey, the one time Jack Dorety goes unsupervised, this is the
Starting point is 00:38:03 shit that happens. I am not surprised in the slightest. Alright guys, my McLaren is totaled. No, Jack, it's totaled no fucking way. It's not like one-third of your car got removed from the fucking chassis. Of course it's totaled, you fucking idiot. There is no reason this video had to be that cinematic. Oh my god, guys, by McLennan? I love you, Ma. Shut the fuck up. I don't know how to feel right now, guys. I'm just so, I'm sad, bro. I'm so sad right now. Can you not film shirtless in the middle of the highway about how you feel right now?
Starting point is 00:38:46 You can at least hop inside your Tesla and talk about it. Instead of making a complete ass of yourself on the highway. We get it, bro. You're sad. I'm sure that I would be sad, too, if I crashed my 200 grand McLaren. But you see, Jack, the difference between you and I is that I'm, not going to fucking accelerate on the highway when it's pouring rain. I like to race jack. My car, it's pretty much optimized for racing.
Starting point is 00:39:11 But if it's pouring rain outside, I'm not going to accelerate like a dumbass. But hey, it's your debt. I couldn't give a shit. Godness came to express how sad I actually am. At least my Richard Mill is still, okay? Shut the fuck up. Oh, at least my Richard Millie's like, you have a small dick. Fuck, bro.
Starting point is 00:39:30 I did not think this is going to be happening. I mean either. My God, it's so bad. All right, guys, my McLaren is totaled. Once again, Jack, we know that already. A third of your car is completely disfigured. The engine bay is gone. Did your brain get totaled in the process, you fucking idiot?
Starting point is 00:39:55 The couple days before my 21st birthday. Bro, there's really gas pouring on your car. You fill up my tank today, because I've got it. So, darn him. The cope in this man's face. in this man's face is astronomical. I mean, think about it, audience. Let's really try to be empathetic here.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Your 200 grand McLaren is totaled. Your Dior shoes are getting fucked in the rain. Your shirtless and your 12-year-old boy build is being exposed to everybody. And then you have to talk to this guy that's low-key making fun of you on the inside of his head. Also, completely off topic, but I noticed that that dude is wearing a Florida badge. Which actually just reminded me that I have once drove on this highway. before. Jack, you can't even say anything anymore about this highway. I drove on this highway before in the rain. That's crazy. I really am a better driver than you. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:40:53 You guys. You hit your head hard, bro. I just remember like after it just panicking. Yeah, you were panicking. You were in fact screaming like a fucking Yeti. Oh my god! You sounded like a bitch. And also on top of that, we don't we crashed like 42 miles per hour. I know it wasn't we weren't even going fast. At all. Dude, you were in the process of accelerating whenever you crashed. The reason you went to 42 miles per hour is because you slam the brakes really fast, you fucking idiot. You see that Jack, that is not 40. That motherfucker says 70 on the speedometer. Why are you going 70 on a highway when it's pouring rain? That was not 42 miles per hour. You are so stupid. Like if we were going, what, double the speed, we probably would have been dead. Like, that was terrible. That was
Starting point is 00:41:45 insane. We hydroplane. Dude, we can't want off that cliff down the whole fucking thing. We'd be dead. Crazy that a guardrail can only handle up to a hundred miles per hour when a car is traveling? Jack, you were pushing the limits of what that guardrail could have handled. Sure, you made impact or thing going
Starting point is 00:42:01 40 miles per hour, but if you were going 70, you had a pretty good chance of going over that cliff. Sometimes I do wonder, though, why did guard rails have to be invented? Mother. Open these fucking doors. Come here, baby.
Starting point is 00:42:22 I love you, Mom. Is this motherfucker really playing? I was only temporary for you? Listen, Jack, I know you're trying to make a dramatic video for YouTube. But really, motherfucker, this is the song you have to play. This dude goes from... Go out of the way ain't no stopping this shit. I respect it to playing this.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Bro, I swear we live in a cartoon. Okay. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just... I'm just, I don't like me to cry. Well, honey, I better cry now. And I'm gonna tell you, you need to stop. I know, I don't, I don't want to, obviously, I don't want more cars.
Starting point is 00:43:02 Yeah, that's a load of bullshit. Jack Doolwerty doesn't want cars anymore, okay. Totally not like you made a thousand YouTube shorts about your one McLaren. This dude's gonna buy a Mustang tomorrow, I guarantee you. And the reason I say Mustang is because you really think this motherfucker's gonna afford another McLaren. Brody's in debt, simple as that. Or unless Jack gets his girlfriend to toot her ass on only fans a little more, then maybe he could buy another McLaren.
Starting point is 00:43:27 You are lucky, you are alive, Jack. Take this seriously. No, Marie Rana when you're driving. I did it. Dude, you were on your phone, you fucking liar. Bro can't even have one serious moment with his mom without fucking lying. Who should go on your knees, Jack, and say thank you. I know, thank God that we're both okay.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Listen, Jack, I don't know why God saved you, but he did. He really could have despond your ass if he really wanted to. He could have taken a few screws out of that guardrail and over the cliff you went. So if you were to ask me why exactly you survived that, I truly cannot tell you. Because if I were God, your ass would probably be going over the cliff right about now. The cameraman, he would not have stitches. He would not get hurt. He would not be anything if I were got.
Starting point is 00:44:14 You, on the other hand, there would be a different story. The reason you're alive, I have no fucking clue. I'm thankful now, guys, just like everyone, like, there's so much going on, like, no one understands. Everyone's so quick to put some shit on, shit on me on social media. No one's gone through what I gone through just now. Like, I literally almost died in a car accident. I am, like, I literally almost died and I'll fuck these cars, too. Yeah, Jack, you told the haters, you almost die.
Starting point is 00:44:36 People are always so quick to talk shit on social media. But here you are, persevering, pushing through the odds. Dude, shut the fuck up. What is this monologue you're talking about? Jack, all that happened is that you hydroplained into the guard. because you accelerated like an idiot and then now you're making this about the haters and how they talk shit about you on social media can you admit that you were stupid for one second I still got two lamboos I'm kidding don't need this car on the right motion I can do it again everything in life it's for the reason jack
Starting point is 00:45:09 where's Michael David where's Michael I'm gonna go you got to love how his mom is trying to give a life lesson to him and he's just like yeah where where's Michael Shut the fuck up. Where's Michael? Jack, can you chill, you fucking fruitcake? I'm gonna... All right, I'm at 7 o'clock off crash friendly have, though. Stop! You know, sometimes I feel bad for Jack's mom. Seriously, imagine for one second that you had a son,
Starting point is 00:45:35 and your son just so happened to be Jack Doherty. Also, completely off topic, what the fuck is that on the wall? Is that an only fan sticker that you just mounted onto your wall? All right, Jack, you're officially a dude. Degenerate. Anyways, audience, like the video if you think that Jack Dorrit, he's a fucking idiot. Subscribe to the channel. I'll catch you all later. John Purple Cheetos? Yeah, so Spisey responded to me.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Guy, purple chicken wing? My mouth is open for you, baby. Mr. Chicken Wing! Well, I mean, is this really a response? After all this time of me calling him a pussy in exposing him for breaking copyright law, he finally responds to me by calling me Mr. Chicken Wing. What a fucking disappointment. All right, people, what's up?
Starting point is 00:46:16 The most sensitive Spice King has gone. gotten worse. Ever since last year, I have been absolutely lampooning Spicy in my YouTube videos. Hinda, as of recently, he has experienced fame like he never has before. So maybe his content has improved, maybe not, let's check it out. Giant Blue Cheetos. Oh God, Spicy, who the fuck is that? Spicy Giant Food Challenge with my sister. Oh, what the fuck? Just whenever I start to believe that Spicy couldn't get any worse, there just so happened to be two of them. Now listen, right this video is not about spicy sister and I'm not gonna make fun of her and well if I were to make fun of spicy sister my video would kind of get snipe down for bullying a minor so
Starting point is 00:46:56 youtube this video is not about spicy sister get that shit out of your head but what I will say though the comments about spicy sister sister is a little fucking creepy who loves a sister spicy bro she's 13 thank you spicy for what you actually do something good I swear these motherfuckers don't think about what they're commenting before they actually hit the post button guys she's a kid stop saying she's fucking sexier some sh-all are weird true toky powder wasabi okay spicy i know this is your youtube channel but dude can your sister actually handle that much spice because i don't know man i don't know if your sister has the same tolerance as you that's a lot of fucking wasabi i'm not gonna lie
Starting point is 00:47:47 you know spicy i genuinely feel bad for your sister while you're psychically looking into the camera looking like you do the shit every day well because you do your sister's eyes are literally bloodshot from the wasabi spicy fucking stop this shit immediately do you like spicy ramen food dude you are literally trying to kill your sister right now you look fine because you're a psychotic fuck that always goes through the shit every day but dude she's just a kid let her be she looks like she's going through the ringer right now i feel so bad sour and soda backshank you know i'm so glad we made it through the end of the video and she still has a smile on her face. I mean, even though I damn well know she's dying on the inside, and the toilet's about to catch
Starting point is 00:48:54 some double trouble from these people. I'm happy, she's happy. Look how happy they are. But either way, fuck this guy. Giant blue and red, talkie? Wait a minute, there's another video with your sister. I guess she didn't learn her lesson from the first video? I could have swore her eyes were bloodshot right there.
Starting point is 00:49:10 I mean, at this point, Spisey's sister, she's just doing it to herself. I really hate to see it. The psychotic fuck got through to her. Devil Habanero. What? Another habanero. Spicey, I hope you know your sister is not gonna be feeling good after this video. You are one of the shittiest older brothers I have ever seen in my life. No! Yes! No, Spicey! No, you fucking idiot!
Starting point is 00:49:35 Racha! Okay, no, actually, why the fuck does that look so appetizing? I have rarely ever seen anything on the Spicey YouTube channel that actually looks like something good to eat. But this audience, this is an exception. Even though it would probably give me a heart attack 10 minutes later, I don't give a fuck. That shit's gonna taste good and it's still gonna taste good when my heart stops. Go on pepper ramen?
Starting point is 00:50:10 Ewe. What the fuck is that? It looks like my sweaty pubic hair after running in a hundred degree heat. That shit looks disgusting. Yes, us. Cheers! Reaction. No reaction.
Starting point is 00:50:27 Bro, your sister is so pink in the face right now. I think when she drank that hot sauce, that had to have done something to her. But of course, like always, Spicey looks fucking normal. This motherfucker when he wakes up, he literally wakes and bakes with fucking ghost pepper sauce. I don't think you realize Spicey that your sister is not used to this shit. I think if you do another spice challenge with her, tone down the spice a little bit. Shine for Bucitos! Guys, I'm about to quote every single Vesh Remy clone out there.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Bro, that looks like the last turd that grimace took. Bro, that doesn't even look like a hot Cheeto. That looks like the last turd that Elmo took. That doesn't even look like a green hot Cheeto that looks like the last turd that Hulk took Sin City was Mavia. Guys, it looks like the last turd that grimace took Fuck off. Purple one chip.
Starting point is 00:51:15 That's the face I make 30 minutes in with your mom. Why is it spicy? Giant purple chicken wing. My mouth is open for you baby. Mr. Chicken Wing. There it fucking is where Spicey finally recognizes my existence. He grabs the video clip where I, say my mouth is open for you baby while simultaneously making that horrific fucking face
Starting point is 00:51:40 this is not exactly my proudest moment in my YouTube career but I think I'm gonna have to come to terms with it I was eaten by spicy and I don't fucking like that idea you know audience I'm just sitting back in my chair right now and thinking what the fuck you know around a year and a half ago I was around a hundred thousand subscribers and I never thought man whenever I'm at two million three million three million subscribers, this fucking dude is gonna swallow me. Pause. But here I am today in 2024 ladies and gentlemen in watching this shit. Is this the path that God in the universe has brought me to this very fucking moment here? Why do I feel like the universe has
Starting point is 00:52:22 forsaken me? Holy shit. It's slurp juice! All right, buddy, you can shut up. You know, audience, there was only one reason why this man says the things he does in his videos. If you really want to get Down to it, ladies and gentlemen, this is his audience demographic, you know, a bunch of five-year-olds. So anytime this man says anything like Grandpa Slurt Me or some bullshit like that, all of the five-year-old audience will be like, Hey, yo, dude, it's so fucking funny.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Then they're going to go in the comments section and type some stupid shit like this. Like, seriously, is it really that easy to get 10 million subscribers on YouTube nowadays? All I have to do is say Grandpa Slurt me at the end of my video, like that, That's it. Well, sign me up, motherfucker. Big or small? Small. Pepper eggs? The word spicy is pepper. If spicy honestly ate the 2.6 million scobel unit pepper, then G-G to him.
Starting point is 00:53:25 The hottest thing I've ever had was Carolina Reaper sauce, and by the way, that shit tastes amazing. But 2.6 million Scoville unit, I guess I have some catching up to do. Big or small? Small! Small! Yeah, you wish. Wish it was that fucking big, you little pussy. Dude, I could smell your breath through the fucking screen.
Starting point is 00:53:52 I'm sorry, the video literally just started. Did you even wash your hands before you hit record? Dude, you was fucking nasty. Oh, giant sour pickle bowl? Ooh, see bull. Yeah, I think that's too gay for me. Anyways, please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.
Starting point is 00:54:12 But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Is it just me, or do you guys think this? guy's a little creepy. I would not let my kids be in a 10 mile radius of this guy, especially if he's looking at me like that. If I drop the soap around this guy, I'm faw. All right, people, what's up today? You're going to see the creepiest TikTok dentist I've ever seen. Dental Digest. Ah, what a beautiful name. Now, to describe this man's career, he's basically the best parts of a dentist and the worst parts of a diabetic. Basically, uh, two universes that should not exist together. That's fun out of a $250 toothbrush from France with cream I stink. Okay, so the first thing I
Starting point is 00:54:47 notice about this guy is he's talking way too fast. Let's find out of a $250,000,000,000,000, buddy, I know that you're a dentist and whatever you put in your mouth is going to affect your teeth. All I'm saying is that if your teeth is causing you to speak like that, you might want to reconsider what you put in your mouth. All I'm trying to say is that some of the things you might put in your mouth are a little like. Disclosing time. Would you let this guy be your child's dentist? Would you let him be your child's babysitter?
Starting point is 00:55:17 Would you allow him to wear a fucking V-neck around your child? Actually, why the hell is he wearing a V-neck in the first place? Nobody wants to see your hairy forest, bro. You think the ladies like your hairy chest, beard, bushy-ass eyebrows, and big old fucking... You know what? I'm not going to say that. Let's check the before results. Audience, what am I looking at? Motherfucker just turned into Tokyo Gould.
Starting point is 00:55:39 Audience, what would you do if this guy walked up to you with this contraption in his mouth? Because I don't know about you, but I will be confused if I'm in the fucking... anime of Attack on Titan. Those dilated pupils, that big old fucking grin on his face. Ready to ravish my body into pieces. I don't know. Long story short, I'm fuck. This full mouth clean your experience cleans in 10 seconds. Wait a second. So you're telling me, I can clean my mouth in 10 seconds. Bro, what kind of hygiene articles have you been reading? Would y'all clean your teeth only 10 seconds a day? Personally, I would feel so unclean for brushing my teeth for only 10 seconds. It's your teeth. It's your sweet, luscious pearls. I'm trying to
Starting point is 00:56:18 keep them shits clean I'm not trying to fucking blu-bl-bl-bl-d-that's it this guy can't be a dentist he's got to be a fraud french fries salt toothpaste me when the homie drops the soap smells like mcdonald if it smells like mcdonalds then you shouldn't fucking use it mcdonalds is disgusting sure it tastes good but isn't good for you probably not back god this is dental digest let's get brush with friends this brush is vibrating my whole face bro it's vibrating my whole face dude you gotta watch some of the shit you I'm sitting over here suss the fuck up right now. It's vibrating your whole face. That's a crazy phrase. And this is some great toothpaste. Let's check the after results.
Starting point is 00:57:00 Listen, I've been to the dentist before, believe it or not, I'm not fucking British. I actually go and get my teeth check. And when they use this utensil on me, they don't spread my mouth open like Sneiko's girlfriend spreads her. All I'm trying to say is that he's most likely not using the utensil right. Motherfucker looks like a loud drink Let's why not have pseudo grilled cheese Look at you slamming hot breath Audience if that is not the most disgusting thing you've ever seen I'm sorry you have such a shitty life
Starting point is 00:57:26 I know it's an abomination for a man to lie with another man in the Bible But God how the fuck is this not an abomination in your eyes This thing literally looks like a heart attack waiting to happen If death note was reincarnated in a grilled cheese this is what it would look like I just hope the sandwich gets the job done That's the sound I make with your mom What the fuck? I guarantee you if half of you guys dug in your ears right now
Starting point is 00:58:02 This is what's gonna come out If you're digging your ears right now And you see this on screen in your finger right now I give you permission to pause this video And please clean your ears Because I need you guys to hear me spit facts In the best hearing quality possible Clean your dirty fucking cheese ears
Starting point is 00:58:18 And for the love of God, don't sniff your ears I know it looks endearing to see your ear wax on your finger right now and I promise you it's not gonna taste anything like the thing on screen right now just pause the video go clean your ears and come back thank you what the how was this guy still alive like you know alive like fucking breathing into this it's gone it's it's fucking gone it's disappeared this guy's not human he's AI generated sent by the fucking government to entertain you guys this is not a human being it's a psychotic robot put your dirty
Starting point is 00:58:55 fucking thumbs away let's check the breathometer It's a five out of five. Oh my gosh, your breath is so hot! Who in the audience is sitting here thinking, oh wow, dude, his breath is so hot. I give so much shits about that. Nobody. Absolutely nobody, bro. Your videos are not that exciting.
Starting point is 00:59:13 Let's find out of emojis will cause cavy. Urine? Uh, urn. Sorry, I had a process what he just said. Did he just say urine? I know the bottle says urine, but sometimes our ears perceives things quicker than the eyes. I just want to know that I'm the person
Starting point is 00:59:28 that's not fucking tweaking right. right now. He said urine. He definitely said urine. What the fuck? Oh, why did it taste sour? To any of y'all out there that are wanting to consume your own urine? Just know that it's going to taste just like a sour patch, I promise you. This totally professional dentist is your source. Let me dinosaur? Teradactyl spray. Do you see the way that this guy looks at the camera? I know what's blurry. The fucking idiot
Starting point is 00:59:53 doesn't know how to focus his camera. But you can clearly see that he's having a seizure in the background. I mean, if the Cause of seizures are from stress, I would most definitely be stressed if I were this guy. If I had to make faces like this for a career, I would hate myself too. That just fucking hurt my ears. Is it really a coincidence that everybody I check out on my YouTube channel? Just so happens to be the loudest people I've ever seen on the face of the planet. If you thought the ancient Roman battle cry was crazy, you haven't seen a dental digest video. Seriously, this is an ear-piercing experience.
Starting point is 01:00:29 Makes me want to jump off a fucking... I think there's someone hanging right there. Rainbow candy! I understand this is a part of the lingo, but how does this guy not have cavities? Or at the very least, how is this guy not morbidly obese? Either he must have the craziest metabolism on planet Earth, or he quite literally waste every single bit of candy in food he ever eats.
Starting point is 01:00:55 I seriously wouldn't be surprised if there's a trash can outside the camera frame, where he could basically, you know, waste everything. If you ask me, I would do it. Fuck getting morbidly obese. I'm making my money. Any toothpaste. But first, let's check the age. Yikes, it's a tooth.
Starting point is 01:01:09 Candy toothpaste. Back on. This is Nental Digest. Let's get brushing. I've never met a singular Sigma badass that can eat his own toothbrush in that type of speed. Matter of fact, I don't think I've ever seen a Sigma male ever eat his toothbrush, period. He's just a god amongst men, he's just superior. You got a girlfriend?
Starting point is 01:01:29 Fuck you, he's taking it. You stand no chance up against his V-neck, hairy-ass beard. and shit. Who wouldn't want to be dental ingest, degest, incest, oh, whoa. Let's find out of Zong's favorite snacks will cause cabbage. Oh, ho, ho. Out of all the people you had to collab with. This guy! I already made two long-form videos about this guy.
Starting point is 01:01:48 I don't want to make a third. Look at his face. Look at his stupid fucking face. I'm tired of looking at him. Everything I see in here reminds me of Zong. I can't quite escape him. And it's making me depressed. I'm Baki.
Starting point is 01:01:59 I'm from Sweden. You hear that all my viewers from Sweden Zong is actually Swedish I bet you guys feel really depressed right now I mean you guys still have Pewtie pie but uh God that that's hurting your ego I guarantee you that Whoa Wait what? I got gummy bears I'm so jealous has this guy forgot how to not be annoying? I'm so jealous shut up you loser I don't want this give me that ah
Starting point is 01:02:32 Oh oh oh we stop sorry about that I'm kind of making this video on the shitter. Actually, it's probably appropriate. I don't make this video on the shitter. I think I'm gonna go now. Please subscribe.

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