Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 40
Episode Date: November 5, 2025*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 40 ...
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Alright audience, what's up?
Today we're checking out some Cairns that got arrested.
Okay, hello.
We're gonna take you off the aircraft.
By the way, audience, I heavily apologize for the terrible audio.
I will try my best to caption this video for you,
but if I mess up sometime, do not blame me.
You're gonna have to get off the aircraft, okay?
Yeah, and you're out there and I compliment you and not waiting.
She's a representative of the aircraft.
They don't want you flying on their plane today, okay?
So you're gonna have to get off the aircraft.
After they made us way and way and wait.
Yep, that's the way it is, but right now I'm...
And that's fine, and I would respect that.
Did she just growl at the police?
What in God's name are we dealing with on these airplanes, ladies and gentlemen?
Look, I get it.
The airport is a pretty stressful place.
After doing all this paperwork and after all the metal detectors and so on and so forth,
I can understand how it gets pretty annoying.
But I don't really see myself becoming like this lady and growling at the cops.
Okay, so I'm going to need you to grab your bag and just stuff up here.
Anything actually disrespect.
We'll talk about it outside.
Disrupted besides speak my mind.
Okay.
I know when I live in America and that's what fucking America's about.
No, you know that.
Why is she looking at us like a blowfish?
You know that.
You know the United States is free speech.
But does it give you the right to be an annoying loser on the airplane?
I don't think so.
You know that.
Give me another unit on the plane, please.
If you really, if you are ever going to put hands on me.
Grab your bag?
No. I will grab my bag.
But you know, I'm gonna sit here and so not to step to you.
No one's gonna put their hands on you.
All right, yeah, yeah, you want.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, cops.
Don't put your hands on me.
I love Karen so much.
They think that they are so entitled
to everybody's hospitality.
You realize the police at the end of the day
are here to help you.
After all, that is what your tax dollars do go to
is to fund these people.
And yes, even though I have yet to come across a cop
that is yet to be an asshole to me,
you should still treat them with respect,
because either way, if they're in a bad mood, they could still throw you in jail.
Yeah, yeah, you won't.
But I need you to get up.
No.
You need me to get up?
You may need me to get up.
And you know what I feel my need to do as a person?
Just like Jesus, Mother Christ.
You need to call you.
No, no, I'm going to do what I need to.
I'm going to say what I need to do.
And if you're going to do whatever you feel you need to do to me, right?
So I'm going to say what I am meant to say.
No, to everybody.
Stand up, man.
Everybody is doing this.
You're going to get arrested if you do not.
I'm already gonna get arrested if you don't stand up and get off the air code.
I probably already gonna get arrested.
I really honestly.
The cop literally said if you don't get up, you're going to get arrested.
Why is this woman wanting to jeopardize herself?
If I were a cop, ladies and gentlemen, I would have put a taser to her forehead like five minutes ago.
As you know, I'm not a very patient guy.
But whether you respect the cops or not, these are some of the nicest cops that you'll probably interact with.
They're being nice. I don't see the big deal and this woman's taking advantage of that.
I really is not about that, man.
Okay.
I'm gonna ask you one more time and then I'm gonna have to put my hands on you, okay?
For what reason?
Because you're not listening.
Let me ask you that.
You're gonna put, no, no, no.
And that's fine, that's fine.
Why do you have a right to put your hands on me though?
Let's go, right?
No, why do you have a right to put your hands on me?
Ma'am.
What am I doing that makes you feel like you have a right to put your hands on me?
They're cops.
Are you stupid?
Seriously, though.
Can you tell me that?
Tell me the deep point.
Can you just help me to un.
understand as a human that is alive.
Why do you?
Seriously, though.
I'm not quite sure where this woman is coming from.
These kind, beautiful, sexy police officers are trying to tell you to get off the aircraft
because you're being a nuisance.
If you were to understand as a human being that you're being annoying,
you would have gotten off the aircraft approximately 6.4 seconds ago.
But here you are, blabbing like a baby, into a potential arrest.
Here's what's happening.
They're going to deplane the aircraft.
I'm going to take you off the plane.
It's already happening.
And you're going to jail.
Just so you know.
It's already happening.
It will happen if you could have and walk out with me right now.
But if you're not going to.
Right now they're going to de-playing.
As soon as they de-playing, you're going to jail.
Okay.
If you do not get up.
Why is this woman not getting up?
The cop just said, get up or you're going to jail?
Why is the girl looking at him like a deer in headlights?
Get up, you blonde bimbo.
That's how it's going to work.
Do you see how that's a threatening system?
That's the way it is, man.
That's not cool.
I want to trust you.
You want to trust me, that's not healing.
We're not healing.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
That's not clear.
I didn't.
I didn't do anything.
Yeah, we tried talking to you.
No, you really didn't.
I talked back to you and I was calm and you honestly acknowledged me for a moment and then you didn't.
Take your hands there.
Why did you do that?
It appears that the anime lore of this Karen is getting a bit emotional where I'm
bit at the climax of the story. The Karen, obviously, and very predictably, didn't get off the plane.
And look at her now, she is now getting handcuffed against the wall and walking her flabby ass to jail.
You have to be like that. I wasn't doing it. Come with me?
No, Matt, this shit is...
Uh-huh, is that armpit hair? I don't know why I noticed the smallest of things. God, I'm sick.
See, you lied right there.
Yeah, man.
Stop.
No, why would I stop when you lie to me?
What did they lie to you about?
They said, get up or you're going to jail.
And you're going to jail.
I don't think that's lying to me.
Better than that, dude.
You're better than that.
I saw you outside before I even came in with your mask off.
No, you're better than that.
That's not cool.
That's not cool, dude.
Oh, that's not cool, man.
That's not cool.
God, you had your mask off.
I want to see this one.
to see this woman in jail.
To comply with everybody?
No, with you two, yes.
Not with you because you're a liar.
You're not following my
right.
Please my constitutional procedures.
Lady, you don't know the Constitution.
You can't even shave your armpits,
let alone the constitutional rights.
Anyways, next, Karen.
Thank you.
You just need to walk?
Yeah.
It's fine problems.
Is there a reason why you're in this, Christina?
Yeah.
I have no idea what's going on here.
Is this Karen even alive?
Is this Karen drunk?
Is she dead?
Is she just playing dead?
I'm really curious.
Well, it appears that she is very awake.
If I had to give my best assumption, she's resisting arrest by not walking.
Not a very smart tactic, in my opinion.
You're just gonna piss off the police.
the police.
Because you're under arresting.
And this is the last frame of the Karen video.
Unfortunately, we can't see the screaming ghoul go to jail.
But I can imagine the rest of the video is probably a headache.
Maybe that's why they cut off the video.
But anyways, next Karen.
Drop the knife now!
Drop it now!
This has got to be the most epic anime fight intro I've ever seen in my life.
We got a very strong Karen with a fupa so large, it covers her private parts.
very well. And here we got the main character, the cop here to rescue everybody to save the day.
This is going to be a good fight.
Drop the knife!
Stop the knife now!
Drop it!
Drop it!
Get back.
Back up.
Drop the knife now!
I've never felt a moment so intense before.
I feel like I'm in an old Western movie where the antagonist is staring
down the main character in the center of the town.
At this point, it's just a stare-off and I am actually living for it.
Drop the knife now.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Do she turned into a wooden plank real quick.
I love this whole video.
She was all high and mighty.
And then in the matter of a second, she just falls like an absolute pussy.
Drop the knife.
Do you all kidnapping me?
Did she just say, are you kidnapping me?
No, they're cops.
They're taking you to jail, you goof.
Okay, I think I'm done here.
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For the class clowns in here, you do not want to ruin my morning.
All right, people, what's up?
Today we're checking out another masterpiece by Darlo Main.
Students compete in a prank war.
What happens next is shocking Mardin.
Also, I apologize for my audio quality.
I'm recording on my laptop's travel mic because there's a hurricane in the area.
So I'm kind of relocating for a little bit.
Anyways, yeah, bullshit aside, let's go.
Dude, you're not ready for what's about to happen.
No, Benny, not again.
What do you have planned?
And ruin the surprise?
Uh-uh.
You just have to watch.
Morning, Tracy?
How's it going?
Hey, how are you?
All right, everyone, pipe down.
Did everybody in the Darmann franchise just age by 20 years?
I could have swore that Darmann used this school building
as a middle school for Mikey in J.
to give each other shit? Why the hell is everybody an old man? Please don't tell me that
motherfucker's Mr. Wilson. He looking old as fuck.
One, pipe down. We got a lot to cover today. Yeah, and for the class clowns in here,
you do not want to ruin my morning. I'm assuming that the teacher is a college professor
and they play the role perfectly. Typical college professor has absolutely no life
aspirations and absolutely hates their life, their wife, and probably kids. I mean, I can just
tell by looking at this guy that he does not get to fuck his wife enough. I mean, shit, I want to
blame him if he's at the college for that exact reason. I would get a fucking affair, too.
I didn't do that.
Yo, Mr. Lance, you've got to cut down to one can of beans per day.
Not funny.
Oh, I'm fucking pissing my pants by laughing.
That's crazy. The Darmad episode that features only adults has got to be the most Disney
X-D shit I've ever seen. Apparently, queefing out your ass cheeks are still the
funniest thing in 2022. I can't believe I'm talking about somebody shitting their pants with a hurricane outside.
Burrito, burrito. I'm going to get to the bottom of this. The bottom of this is in the back of your pants.
You're so hilarious. A fart machine, really?
There. Now someone wasted all that allowance money on a prank.
Mr. Professor, that shit was probably $15, max. I know $15 is probably a lot to you. You look like you shop at fucking good.
will. But to think you got a eureka moment because you threw away a $15 toy. But I think you need to put a little more effort than throwing away a little toy to stop some pranksters. Oh, I'll get to the bottom of the... Shut the fuck up.
Now where was I? Even though he's getting treated like absolute dog shit, he's got to lighten up. Teachers like these wonder why they're the ones that get shit on the most during school? It's because you got no fucking personality and nobody likes you. Maybe perhaps if you were chill and actually got a
along with the students, no one would actually prank you. If anything, you would be in on the pranks
on other teachers. I swear, this guy needs to get off his NPC shit and get on his boss shit.
You really letting your life get runned by a couple fucking teenagers. You are a sad man.
All right. Are those little hearts?
Stop laughing. These were the only clean pair of boxers I had this morning.
Who did this? Admit it now.
Feel mature, dude.
I didn't do that.
I swear, when I find out who did this, you'll pay.
Your actions always have a way of coming back to you.
That is the most cryptic shit I've ever heard.
What a great time to introduce a life lesson when your fucking ass cheeks are exposed to your teenage class.
Your actions always have a wave coming back.
Shut up.
Why don't you get laid by your wife named fucking Betty?
Hey guys, whoever pulled that prank on poor Mr. Lance deserves a round of applause.
Oh my gosh, Matt. You're like the funniest kid in school.
Ooh, I see what's going on here.
The battle of who's going to get the white girl pussy.
Will it be bald man number one or jock number two?
Or you guys can do a draw like K-Sign Logan Paul and both be fucking.
Isn't polygamy normalized now?
I mean, hey, audience, when there's a hole, there's a goal.
Always play fall guys during lunch.
Well, that was before.
Matt decided to come between me and Tracy.
He knows Tracy likes funny guys.
So when she walks by, I gotta make her laugh way more than he did.
I'm sorry, but are we inside of like a time machine?
I thought it was only in middle school you had to impress the hot bitch by being funny.
You know, looks and actually being a good person and a gentleman, yeah, that goes right out the fucking window.
Being a piece of shit to your teachers and treating them with no respect.
Yeah, now that's the way to get your dick wrapped up in fucking cooter.
I'm telling you, you don't always have the top of your last prank for her to like you.
You?
Uh, yeah, I do.
You see Benny over there?
Don't look.
Okay, yep.
He's trying to get in my way.
Look, if I have a chance with her, I need to be the funniest guy in here.
I know I said it before, but this has got to be the worst way to obtain women.
I mean, think about it, when you and your wife get married, they're not going to be like,
oh yeah, remember that time when you prank the fucking professor and made his underwear show his ass cheeks out?
Yeah, that was the point I wanted to marry you.
I mean, being funny is a huge.
part of a good relationship, but I also think that not being a piece of shit is also a good thing.
Here she comes.
Thanks for all you help, Greg.
Yeah, dude, anytime.
That was a real shocker, isn't it?
That's so funny.
Where did you get that thing?
Here, take a sip.
I'm not...
Come on, quick.
Just a little one.
Oh, wait, wait.
Oh, I mean, I hate that guy.
I'm not sure why, but I just got hit with the guy.
I hit with the hugest nostalgia of Nickelodeon.
I feel like I'm watching an old episode of I fucking Carly from 2012.
God, I miss that show.
It's enough to make a grown man cry.
But is Darmand gonna substitute what I Carly did for me?
Fuck no.
This shit is ass compared to I Carly.
You gotta cut out this whole prank war before it gets out of hand, okay?
It'll end when I take him down.
Or when you get yourself in trouble.
There's nowhere that's gonna happen.
I got this.
Oh!
If there ever was a time, I actually laughed at a Darmann video.
That was the time.
I never thought the day would come, but damn it, Darmand, you fucking did it.
You son of a bitch.
Benny, what are you doing?
Do you have any idea how long it took to make that Bolognese?
What is that?
Can you kill me?
This guy just went full caveman mode.
No, Professor, he's not trying to kill you.
It's just some shitty toy you'd find an aisle-sick.
of Toys R Us, and this clumsy motherfucker that's stuck in sixth grade doesn't know what to do with himself.
Please forgive him, Professor. He's just blind by the sight of pussy.
Why to keep checking your phone?
Because it's almost time for my big surprise.
You better not be pranking me again or another teacher like you did yesterday.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I have something better in mind.
See, if I want a one-up match, then he has to be my next victim.
Oh, there is.
Right on time. Just watch.
Yeah, it's from a secret admirer.
Oh, thanks
If any of these pranks were to happen inside of my school,
the entire fucking staff would be checking their security cameras.
And yes, they actually get that butt hurt over something so little.
I think they got cameras for under the stairs
so that they can catch middle schoolers making out and shit.
At least that's what I heard, so it's not fact, but that's kind of fucking weird.
You did this?
That's how it's gonna be, huh?
Then it's war.
It's been more.
Does someone whip out the fucking diary of a wimpy kid's soundtracks?
Darmann, I have to appreciate that you are getting more creative inside of your videos.
But you have strayed so far from the original life lesson it is actually insane.
It's not even about learning the lesson anymore.
It's just some cringe middle school shit.
He said he was so passionate about changing lives and telling stories.
But the second that you roll out Darmand a fat fucking check, that shit goes.
goes right out the window.
Gotcha.
Man, that was the lamest prank ever.
It wasn't even funny.
It was better than your last one.
When are you gonna give up already?
Not until I come out on top.
When are you gonna give up?
How about you guys?
Focus on your shitty exams coming up.
Isn't that what college kids are like nowadays?
Ah, college, college fucking scholarship.
Shut the fuck.
Maybe instead of doing a prank war,
maybe you can satisfy your professors chode.
By maybe turning in your homework on time,
I think the girls would like that more.
Fucking sipass.
That, give me your money.
I know you have it.
What are you two looking at?
Student told me you've been stealing from him.
What?
No.
I've never seen him in my life.
He's lying.
Yesterday he took my money and my iPhone.
Oh, why do you want to steal from this guy?
Bro, he's such a whiny bitch.
You really think that he wasn't going to Tattletail?
You clearly have a shit process of judgment.
If I open your locker, am I going to find his phone in there?
Do you think he's gonna?
I sure hope not.
You can't just go inside my locker.
I know my rights.
Really?
Watch me.
If you like Pornhub, you'll love Pornhub live.
Anyways, audience, that's it for today.
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All right, people, what's up?
Today we're checking out the most toxic exes on TikTok.
You know, I really want to believe that this is
is a real video. But I'm sorry, I just can't believe you conveniently turned on your phone to
capture that kind of shit. But then again, convenient shit like this happens all the time. I mean,
we're talking about a breakup nowadays. You kind of have to record it. Because if not,
motherfucker's going to get accused of rape or some shit. What a fucking king? Hey, bro, whatever she did
to you, that don't mean shit anymore. You lost her shitty girlfriend, and in return you got a hot
ass hoodie. She's like not letting him leave. Audience, if you're going through a breakup, this is exactly
what you do not want to do. I get it. Sometimes a breakup can be hard. Sometimes you may have done the other
person wrong and you fucking know it. But I don't think hopping on top of somebody's vehicle like a car
insurance commercial is not the way to go. This could be so much less dramatic and you're just
making a fucking scene. Bro, someone is down in the trenches, dog. I can't live like this. Shut the
fuck up. I don't know what this lady has done, but you probably cheated, so I'm going to assume you cheated.
Your cheating fucking clitoris only belongs to one cock and one cock only.
And that clitoris belongs to the king that's driving the Honda.
Stop trying to make your DNA multiply like fucking bacteria with 60 other men.
How about you to stick with one?
I can promise you there doesn't need to be another version of you that exists.
So you can already stop cheating now.
You would make the world a much better place.
Hot twist, it's a girl.
Holy shit.
So you're telling me I just had that whole monologue for nothing.
What a great use of my time.
Actually know the same principle applies.
Stop eating other girls' pussy.
Just eat hers.
You ought to be a loyal woman.
What is this bullshit?
They do live here.
Update.
She is arrested.
And that is probably the happy ending.
I mean, if a toxic ex ever treated me like that,
I mean, it would be flattering nonetheless.
But the second that you hop on top of my car,
my delicate fucking Mustang in my driveway,
rest assured, I will be making your fucking guts tie-dye my car.
You're obsessive.
I know.
Somebody get Dora because somebody's fucking swiping.
I have never seen such blatant theft in my entire life.
I can only imagine the ego that this girl must be feeling right now.
Your ex's new girl is so fucking unoriginal that she has to copy your every move.
That is gotta be the most flattering shit I've ever seen in my life.
Alright, I know there's a shit ton of messages, but I just found one that is so interesting.
Maybe if you paid more attention, I wouldn't have done it.
Fuck you, bitch.
You see this fucking king right here?
Yeah, he don't deserve you.
Maybe if he paid more attention, he don't need to pay fucking attention.
If you was a loyal ho, you wouldn't have cheated in the first place.
He doesn't have to pay attention.
Fuck you, Joanna.
I don't even know what to say, but that's crazy.
I can understand the bullshit you're going through.
My girl broke up with me over fucking clothes.
Keep your chin up, king, make that money.
You might actually find a girl.
girl that supports you? Hey man, there's someone out there for you. You just got to be patient.
Let Jesus do the work. This guy needs to chill out. I can only give him so many Ws. I have seen
so many Ws and so many L's in the past few minutes. It is insane. But if anybody's going to be
taking the cake today, I think it's going to be this guy. Whoever broke up with this person must
be going out sad, bro, and I understand why you messaging him that much. You dropped a king on his head
and you got ditched, bitch.
So my girlfriend cheated on me last Saturday and sentenced me this storybook.
I respond two days later with a K and she was not too happy.
She called me a bunch of times and then left me this stupid message.
Then she sends this gold while me and Carol are playing 2K at my house.
How is this story still going?
I do not care if you're my fucking X or not.
If you tell me you're going to my house and I tell you to leave and you don't fucking leave,
I suppose I'll have to whoop out the Colt 45 and two zigzags on your ass.
I spin my fucking block and you ain't gonna be running in my streets.
Leave my crib or I'm gonna paint the pavement with your fucking skull.
Nice words, nice words.
She's outside again.
Yeah man.
I'm tired to leave me alone or I'm calling me cops.
Like what the hell?
What the fuck?
Carol, stop swearing.
This is what she responded with.
She's actually ridiculous.
I don't know what to do anymore.
Either man up and we can support each other and get over this,
or you can be a little boy and not respond.
I love how she thinks that she's the big girl panties in this situation.
Motherfucker, you broke up with a man.
Leave him the hell alone.
These women, bro, they going fucking crazy.
Look, try to take all my stuff.
Trying to take all my stuff.
Lady, this might be a little rude of me to say, but aren't you too old to date?
I know that there's an opportunity for somebody to.
to meet the love of their life.
But lady, you're 40 years old.
Are you really that desperate still for some dick in your life?
You can't just sit back and go out with some friends
and order some fucking Starbucks coffee.
I know you might think that dick is good,
but holy shit, dick is not life.
If you're that desperate, you can go on Tinder.
You can suck dick for days.
Why the fuck are you strapping the fucking door?
Are you fucking crazy?
Fucking, fucking crazy bitch, man.
I can't even get away with her.
I got a fucking long.
A door.
Oh my goodness.
Psycho bitch over your-y-
You know the stereotype of psycho-ex bitch that would literally key your car and shit?
She basically took this stereotype and said, fuck that, I'm gonna go ahead and top it 10 times over.
I have no idea how this guy even became boyfriend, girlfriend with this fucking psycho.
But all I'm saying is that, brother, I am glad you out of that shit.
Uh, Dustin?
Ain't that your girlfriend's brother or your ex?
Oh shit.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
That's right, motherfucker, destroying somebody's private property.
That'll show them that they were a shit X.
Anyways, I feel like I've seen enough bullshit today.
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All right, people, what's up?
I genuinely believe Ice Spice should be left in 2024.
Just like how we left Vex Boltz in 2024,
ice spice I think deserves the same fate.
From being at the top of her career in 2023, passing J. Cole and monthly Spotify listeners,
to now losing well over half of her monthly listeners in 2025,
and then getting booed offstage after being 30 minutes late to her set.
And with only five minutes left in her set, she performs maybe two songs and disappoints everybody.
How the fuck did this happen?
Well, if we're going to rewind back to 2023, whenever she blew up,
You would notice across the songs that she made that there wasn't really any lyrical genius going on here.
You thought I was feeling you?
No.
That nigger, munch.
Nika eat her ate it for lunch.
Biddle-time my baddie I get what I want like.
Yeah, there was some bars here and there.
But ladies and gentlemen, the main reason why Ice Spice blew up was because there was ass.
And there was a f-glot of ass, let me tell you.
But you know what, audience?
You know what was even more ass than her ass?
Her music was literally so ass that she dwindled down to only make it.
bars about pooping and shit.
No, I'm not joking.
Let's read some of her song lyrics.
You think you the shit, bitch?
You're not even a fart.
Grock.
I'm Miss Poopy.
Like, I need a diaper.
Seriously, what the fuck?
I'm the shit.
I'm that bitch.
I'm Miss Poopy.
At this point, ladies and gentlemen,
you might be wondering,
how the fuck can anybody get tarned up to this shit?
And audience, if you feel that way,
so does everybody else.
Because not only did this contribute to her falloff
and Spotify and monthly listeners,
She would also do other shit than nobody would like by making devil signs and wearing upside-down crosses.
You know the same routine as every other soul-selling artist in this genre?
Yeah, not a good look for the general public, which is pretty funny because I'm not the only one that notices Ice Spice fall off.
My guy, y'all got to get in here and check this out.
Ice Spice must have really pissed y'all off because she'd have lost 540,000 followers in the last 12 days on Instagram.
Today alone, she lost 8,000 followers.
Now this entire situation is literally also crazy.
Now listen, even though that she's losing all of these followers, despite all the features that she had,
I mean, she had Nikki Minaj, she had Central C, she was even twerking with the 16-year-old girls.
Basically, Hollywood was at her fingertips.
She was the perfect puppet for Hollywood.
And despite Hollywood's complete fail on making Ice Spice their new agenda push,
she still ended up somehow getting it to Fortnite with her own Fortnite skin.
And of course nobody played that shit.
Now you might be thinking at this point, the only reason Ice Spice is still relevant today is because she knows how to twerk.
Without her complete gooner audience, her monthly listeners would basically be at zero.
Yeah, well, she lost her fucking cheeks too.
And I'm not the only one that's noticing too.
There are tweets simply asking the question, what happened to Ice Spice?
And since December 13th of 2024, this has gotten about 22.
2 million views. So people are clearly noticing that there was a drastic weight loss with
ice spice. And as you can see from this photo, she honestly doesn't look healthy. Now, I'm not
hoping it's an Ariana Grande situation where she's getting starved or something. From what it seems,
it looks like that she's trying to work out and to get into better shape, which is something
I really don't understand because 9 times out of 10, if somebody gets into the gym, they typically
look better. After they go to the gym for X amount of time, have to look. Have to look.
Looking at new and old ice spice right next to each other, she doesn't look nearly as healthy
as what she did before.
I mean, seriously, let's check out the videos that she posted of her weight loss.
Now, this was relatively early in her workout sessions, which honestly, she doesn't look
that bad.
Certainly not what we've seen about 20 seconds ago.
But ladies and gentlemen, whenever you get into the gym, you do have the ability to
maintain a certain shape.
And in the case for Ice Spice, in order for her to maintain her more attrition.
She honestly didn't have to go to the gym that much.
I know people in my life that only go to the gym maybe twice a week and they look like a Greek god.
And some people end up going to the gym every day and no matter what they do,
they end up looking like this.
If Ice Spice is not on drugs or getting starved to death or something,
she is genuinely just overdoing the gym in my opinion.
Now look, I'm not trying to shit on anybody for wanting to get healthy.
If it's what makes you happy to be skinny, skinny fat, obese, morbidly obese, skinny like new ice spice, or thick as fuck like old ice spice, that is your choice.
Whatever makes you happy, just go for it.
But I don't understand what Ice Spice is saying by she's trying to get healthy, which if we speak objectively, ladies and gentlemen, this is much healthier.
And also, I'm sure that before she began this whole weight loss journey that she considered her audience about how she would probably lose more of her audience,
if she ended up losing the way and losing her cheeks,
that people are simply going to care about her less
because her body plays such a huge role in her career.
After all, whenever she gets on Kyson at stream
and is told to do a freestyle,
she doesn't rap, ladies and gentlemen,
the first thing she defaults to is throw an ass.
Or maybe whenever she's on tour,
she ends up lip-syncing to her own shit
and just ends up throwing ass.
To summarize everything,
the one thing that was holding it all together,
she lost it, and so did she lose everybody.
else. Because recently there was a music event where she was headlining the event, where she ended up being 30 minutes late to her set and ended up getting booed off stage.
Yeah, talk about a complete embarrassment in front of thousands of people. Which is crazy because she was headlining the event and she ended up getting booed off stage.
And whenever she was questioned about why she was late to the event, her apology, according to this article says, it takes a long time to look like a Barbie.
What a huge slap in the face to all of her remaining fans that showed up.
Seriously, imagine paying $300 plus for a ticket,
to which some people drove over six hours to arrive.
And when they arrived, the main person that they showed up for never even performed.
I think you would understand how it can make a lot of people mad.
One person even said, take it up with Ice Spice, not the festival.
She was deliberately late, she was disrespectful to the production company and her fans.
You can't expect her to show up 25 minutes late for a 30-minute set and still be allowed to play her full show.
And the festival even responded to them saying,
Hey, we understand that Ice Spice's delayed arrival caused him frustration.
Managing a stacked festival means we have to be extremely firm with the scheduled set times.
We had a strict curfew of 1230 and we needed to ensure that Chase and status went on stage in time so that you can enjoy the countdown.
AKA fuck Ice Spice.
She's never getting to the event ever again.
Which, to be honest, if you ask me what side I'm taking in this comment section,
I'm going to have to side with the first comment.
You could have said anything to reason why you shouldn't even be at the event.
You could have said that you were just disinterested into the event.
You could have said that traffic was dog shit.
You could have shatted out any lie as to why you didn't want to go to the event
because you didn't give a fuck about it.
But she comes back with this ego-filled response saying,
yeah, well, it takes a long time to look like a Barbie.
You guys should be more grateful that I even take the time out of my day to even do this for you.
She just seems like an overall prick when she says this.
Put ladies and gentlemen, let me know what you think in the comments.
Subscribe to the channel for a part two update on Ice Spices situation.
With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.
Oh, no!
Dude, your sister should not have her hand down there.
What is your plan here, time?
All right, people, what's up?
The creepiest TikTok Spice King has hit a new.
Now, audience, the subject of today's video is going to be Spicey.
The last time I talked about this gentleman was five months ago, so Spicey has kept this
nose clean for five fucking months.
However, I've been noticing on YouTube shorts that his content has been all over my
fucking 4 you page.
No, like seriously, this dude is getting well over 15 to 20 million views of video.
After seeing him blowing up on YouTube shorts again, I of course had to respond by DMing him
saying, yo, bro, what the fuck are you?
you doing and his dumb ass replied yeah cocky ass motherfucker anyway so today we're going to see if
spicy he had a redemption arc hence he's getting so many more views on his youtube content personally
i think that i'm going to be spooning my eyeballs out afterwards let's begin holy shit his sisters
are still alive even though they look way more psychotic in the face last time i seen them even though
they're living with this guy that looks like Frankenstein rotted into some fucking
cheese, pretty understandable if you lost all sanity.
I'm ha-ha-ha-ha-
Damn dude, I thought I had to go on the dark web to be looking at a red room.
I'm getting this shit for a free subscription on the Spicey YouTube channel.
I'll give you 50 bucks if you neuter his non-existent balls.
No, no!
Listen, audience, hear me out.
I thought that she grabbed something completely different than what she actually did.
In a spicy YouTube video, I got no fucking clue what happens off-screen.
In a Spicey YouTube video, I'm either gonna see something really family friendly or the SWAT team's gonna bust down my fucking window at any moment.
This is why I gotta watch Spysie's video with a VPN on Opera GX, which is actually the sponsor of today's video.
Alright, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
Friker.
Firefox is way better.
F***c Opera.
Seriously, their representative has sent me 13 fucking messages for sponsoring Opera GX.
Ladies, stop fucking contacting me.
I don't want to do this shit.
Oh, that's not nice.
Why does Spicey look more sane in this part of the video than whenever he was alive?
He almost looks like a normal human being now.
No, like seriously, compare this to fucking this.
No more.
Gotta love how she continues the middle finger tradition.
Well, audience, Spisey's dead.
I hope you enjoy the video.
Just kidding, audience, it was only a good dream you had.
There's still many more videos to check out today.
Left or ride.
Left.
Listen, ladies and gentlemen, I know the video just started, but this video got 71 million views.
How in the Timbuck fuck did this occur?
My top video on YouTube shorts audience got a little over 20 mil.
This shit is fucking tripling my views in only a few weeks.
Surely as a YouTuber, I'm going to learn something to become a big top YouTuber like spicy.
Bro, why the fuck did that shit actually make me nervous?
I don't know, maybe it's because I cut my finger open with a big butcher knife the other day.
So maybe I'm a little sensitive to seeing very sharp blades on skin right now.
Spysy is fucking psychotic for doing this.
Left or right?
You know, it's kind of crazy that you have a cutout of another man inside of your house.
Spicey probably put some saran wrap on top of Eminem's face and does some pretty freaky shit to it.
Oh, fuck.
Left or rye.
I've eaten.
Left, right.
Left, left.
Yeah.
I really hope that was a gummy fish.
I know what my ex-girlfriend was like, and if you ate that, then...
Oh my god.
Yeah, that's what I fucking thought.
I would barf up that nasty ass shit too.
I think this was the first normal thing that Spicey has ever done in his life.
I don't care how many spicy foods you ate.
You cannot handle the smell of my ex-girlfriend.
Real or gummy?
Gummy!
Not even four seconds in this video, and we're already experiencing diabetes.
I put this on God, bro.
Spicy is going to die this year.
His ass is going to be left in 2025.
His ass is going to be rotting in a fucking casket.
I'm going to be able to buy him at Home Depot.
What the fuck just happened?
Did this guy actually just put on a suit in?
did his hair for the video?
Speaking of hair, why is it so shiny and slimy?
Did you rub a camel's vaginal discharge in your fucking hair?
Don't ever do that shit again.
Spicey, you just made my shit go back inside of my body.
That was worse than thinking about Joe Biden's hands.
Here's your check.
Yeah, no, I think I would kill myself.
Listen, audience, I do get paid from my YouTube channel, but not this fucking much.
I think if I were to go to a restaurant and I'd
just lost my fucking mind somehow. I would have to pay with my life. I would have to put a bullet in my
fucking skull. Jai Nutella? Eat this check. All right, ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna have to
give credit where credit is due. Spicy is definitely getting more and more creative with his videos.
Before whenever I used to watch his videos, all that it would be is red talkie, blue talkie. Now he's
actually getting into some more creative shit. He's got a green screen. He's starting to eat different
shit besides fucking talkies.
Heady's kind of having a storyline with his videos now.
Now I'm starting to understand why all of his videos are starting to get 50
fucking mill, which is still completely and utterly diabolical, by the way.
Fine KitKet.
Did you eat chocolate?
No.
Golden Kinder Egg.
Time for your medicine.
Take one.
Giant recess cut.
I wish I had this fuckers.
digestive system. I let the video play for a little bit longer than normal because I was honestly
just in awe. I was in awe about how this guy is not 500 pounds by now. I envy this dude's
immune system. With this many grams of sugar, surely you would be a fucking diabetic. He definitely
spits this shit out whenever he's done recording. Wait, pause. Giant Oreo. What did you do?
What a beautiful way to conclude the video. Audience, subscribe to the
channel if you would like an additional part to reacting to Spicey. With that being said,
click the video on screen, I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
There's that we'll say I'm wrong like that yin-in-ya-dhap.
All right people, what's up? The cringiest brain rot YouTuber doesn't know when to stop.
Audience, the subject of today's video is once again Benji X Scarlett. I have made,
admittedly enough, a good handful of videos on this person. And instead of you guys going back to
watch the previous three or four fucking videos, basically,
Basically, this situation sums up in this guy sending false copyright strikes to my friend.
We appealed to YouTube and those videos went back online.
He made a disc track, we put out a disc track, he made a disc track back,
and now he is making more videos and more songs referencing us in his shitty music.
This guy doesn't know when to fucking quit.
Anyways, Benji X. Scarlett recently dropped a brand new music video called Looking Fresh,
where in this song he actually references me,
and all of my friends once again.
I guess the song where he was taking back shots
in the thumbnail referencing us wasn't a good idea,
so he decided to double down and make another song referencing us.
Yeah, today's gonna be a wild one.
Let's begin.
Tommy?
Yes, Jacks?
I don't think I can survive without Benji X. Garlet merch.
Me neither.
Uh, yes the fuck you can.
By the way, audience, this is in fact the same music video
that Benji references me and my friends.
It just so happened to be later in the video where he references us, but this is the shit that he put us in.
He put your boy Rith, Key Boy, Dumpy, OG Loafy, and Gween everybody, in a song where we all have to react to him promoting his shitty merch first.
I guess Benji thought it was a good idea because he knew that we would react to his shitty music.
So he decides to promote his shitty merch inside of the song so that you guys can possibly go buy it.
Yeah, but like that's gonna fucking happen.
If you guys buy Benji X Scarlet Merchant
Wear it to school, I promise even the special ed classroom
is gonna fucking bully you.
Just makes me look so fresh.
I'm looking fresh.
I got my favorite outfit on.
I'm looking fresh.
Dude, I can promise you now,
you are looking the furthest thing from fresh.
If you guys want to look fresh
like your favorite YouTuber Rith,
then buy this hoodie offa off white.
I'm not sponsored.
I just really like this fucking brand, ladies and gentlemen.
Would you rather spend this price tag on a hoodie or spend $20 at Benji X Scarlet?
I'd rather do anything than spend a fucking penny for this dude.
To be fair, Benji, a lot of shit is about to go wrong with your ass.
I've been hearing around the streets that there's going to be a lot of disc tracks dropped on you very soon.
I'm not going to say who, but I think it's going to be pretty bad for you, Benji.
I'm gone day and I'm so sad, but Benji's new merch makes me be.
You know, funky, sprunky, funky, funky, funky with a brand new merch it even looks good on a monkey.
You know, audience, I have no idea why I didn't mention this a second ago, but this dude's
bars on Benji X Scarlet is so much more tame than Benji X.
Benji X Scarlet is like Cartoon Network and Benji X is fucking adult swim.
Except even his family friendly and edgy content is both dog shit.
You know, as a matter of fact, I'm so sorry for comparing Benji X Scarlet shit to a
Adult swim. That shit is not adult swim. That shit is child floating, motherfucker.
Ah, ah, I was so scared. Dude, what the fuck was that noise?
Ah!
Penji, are you getting bummed by a wookie off camera? Holy shit.
Benji X Conch is here. Join anxiety in a rap back.
Playing over our merch we even shipped to Seattle.
Fighting over our merch that we even ship to Seattle. Dude, who the fuck is watching you in Seattle?
You barely pull 50,000 views on any of your music videos.
Where the fuck are these fans are you referring to?
Oh, once you look at Benji sitting in a jail cell with the same outfit on as ugly people hate me.
I guarantee all the little kids watching this video is like,
Holy fucking shit, that's an Easter egg of Benji X.
Yes, it is, little Timmy, now sit the fuck back down.
If you freak con with a super freaky shirt or be a gentleman,
and get your girl's shirt.
Don't forget the plushies.
Dude, that is your fucking plushy?
What the fuck is this off-brand Dan TDM shit?
Oh my God.
Who the fuck is going to the barber asking for that haircut?
What, fucking pedophiles?
The hoodie and shirt.
Did you get all that?
The hoodie and shirt?
Benji, that's not a fucking shirt.
The brain rot has officially got to his head, bro.
He don't even know what a fucking shirt is.
Yeah, get them before they're gone.
They won't be here forever.
They're limited time.
So you order we deliver us.
Listen, dude, the reason it's limited edition is because nobody's gonna be buying this shit.
I guarantee if I were to buy your merch right now, it would be some shitty-ass screen-printed dog shit.
Believe it or not, ladies and gentlemen, I do know a thing or two about making clothing.
Speaking of which, I've actually been looking into dropping my own brand very soon, so stay tuned for that.
But, uh, Benji, nobody is buying your off-brand gilden screen-printed dog shit.
And also, this shit is overpriced, bro. What the fuck?
So what you're waiting for, you better order now before the merch is gone in every single town.
Do I really need to say anything, audience?
His merch is going to be sold out in every single fucking town.
Quit lying to yourself, Benji.
No the fuck it's not.
I am willing to make a bet that if I see somebody with a Benji X. Scarlet merch piece on,
I will reserve a 9mm bullet from my skull that same day.
And I will guarantee you right now, Benji, I will not be using that 9mm bullet in my
fucking life there is a higher likelihood of a fucking satellite crashing into my studio
than seeing a little kid wearing Benji X Scarlet merch it's not gonna fucking happen bro
I feel like nothing can be on
bro what the fuck is this guy wearing Benji is this the lingerie is this the lingerie
is this the lingerie you wear for your girlfriend before you get some brown chicken
brown cow does your girlfriend call you Superman in bed motherfucker dude this guy looks
like a fucking idiot. Can you expect us to take you seriously in your music videos, Benji,
after posting this shit? Not gonna happen in a million fucking years.
So do some trolls or ask your parents for the best merch in the world. Just ask my parents.
I have no idea why I'm thinking this right now, but I feel like this dude just uses
rhyme zone for every single fucking song. That's if only this guy had a few fucking brain
cells left in his mind. This motherfucker definitely uses chat GPT for this shit. Believe it or not,
This guy actually used to make normal content with his sister.
But then, you know, Chad Chip-T became a thing and he was like,
Oh, I don't need my fucking sister.
So he kicked her out.
And now he's dropping this absolute hot dog shit.
Yeah, Benji, what a real fucking career you have.
My siblings squad, the best squad ever.
Always rapping the merch for now and forever.
And all the haters that will say I'm wrong.
Like, there you just fucking burncha in a song.
Ugh, there it is, ladies and gentlemen.
There is me and all of my friends in the music video.
I mean, to be fair, I really,
don't know if this is actually me or not. It could possibly be in gween because it's an orange
cat and not a purple cat. But we do know for sure that that is dumpy, that is keyed boy, and that is
OG Lofy. This guy really just doesn't know when to quit, ladies and gentlemen. Right now,
Benji X. Scarlett is at his peak in his career because of the drama that we've caused for this
motherfucker. And he is taking every single wrong turn that he can possibly do. He gets struck down for
copyright, then he doubles down and makes a shitty ass emo ass song. And now he's dropping brain rot
music featuring us even more. You know Benji, people might actually like you if you would have
just apologized in the first place. If you would have done that, people may have actually
bought your shitty ass merch if you would have mentioned us. Because then at that point,
if you apologize, we would have actually been a little okay with it. But no, you had to be a piece
of shit and doubled down completely on everything. So yeah, when you mentioned us, Benji,
You should most definitely expect a one to fuck you back
I did so what are you mad bro my subscribers are the best 10 million here we go
Yeah Benji 10 million subs yeah yeah, yeah no that shit is not fucking happening
Ladies and gentlemen get me to 5 million subs with that being said I'll catch you guys later
When I listen to this song I think about my boyfriend I love this song so much is that I listen to this song every day
So cool I found my boyfriend inside of bro
blocks. All right people, so today we're going to be checking out some nightcore tear jerker, some
night core content. To anybody that doesn't know what exactly nightcore is, all right, I'll explain it
quickly. Nightcore is a genre of music that is really popular to kids that are 10 years old and
younger. Into all these tweens and little kids that really love nightcore, they have got to be,
ladies and gentlemen, one of the most emo types of people you can possibly come across on the internet.
Now, I have no idea why this went under the radar for the majority of the YouTube.
community. But dude, whenever you look at these comments, you cannot resist the idea that,
wow, these guys are absolute losers. They need to get a life. Anyways, audience, today we're
going to be checking out some Nightcore songs, and we're just going to read the comments
sections on each of them, bro. Like, literally, you can go to any Nightcore song. Go into the
description of one of those videos right now, and I promise you, you're going to get a comment
that looks something like this. And by the way, before we start, all right, don't be this guy.
All right, don't be this person here.
Nightcore song number one.
Leave a like if you always hear your name even when it's not being called.
All right, Miss Miyuki Satuki, I know this is not your real name, but let's go ahead and roll with it.
You are literally describing a basic human function like, oh wow, you hear your name whenever it's not actually being called.
I think everybody's had that moment.
In audience, this is literally what the whole comment's about.
You pretend you're writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
You and your best friend can say one word and crack each other up.
Like, bro, are you trying to be like this pillar of,
Are you trying to be deep on a nightcore song?
I'm gonna go ahead and let you know right now,
Homeless, alright, trying to be deep inside
of a night core comment section?
That is not the idea to go, alright?
That is not the avenue to go down.
If you wanna be deep, if you wanna be a thought-provoking wisdom more,
then by all means, go ahead and write a book about it,
go ahead and write some music,
go out and express yo feelings to whoever you need to.
Because this Miss Miyuki Satuki, this is not the option.
You decided to write this cringe two months ago,
and guess what, you accomplished no,
You got two likes. Do you feel accomplished? Do you feel fulfilled in your life yet? Because I'll tell you right now
You shouldn't be after writing this. I mean, I would feel so down bad. You are an absolute disgrace of a human being, all right? Terrible comment.
The thing about gravity is it's not pulling you down. It is actually pulling you up to be strong when you lose someone.
Yes, Michael. Preach! Preach! Preach, Michael Clark! I'm telling you, audience, the NICOR community is straight up hot garbage.
This young little boy probably just got out of third grade, all right? He's a young stud in third.
grade. This bad boy's faced it all, all right? He has had multiplication tests. He has went to recess. He's been rejected by his kindergarten crush. This man has experienced adulthood way before we have. He experienced it in third grade. This man is at the top of his game lately. He knows exactly what gravity's about. This man has got a master's degree in astronomy, bro. He knows the purpose of gravity. You know, gravity is totally not about the orbit around the entire solar system. You know, that's not gravity. Gravity is the thing that's supposed to.
to get you up whenever you're feeling down bad when you got rejected by a third grade girl i mean like
like audience i mean what else is there to say this guy is the pillar of wisdom this guy is william shakespeare of
2022 nightcore song number two i do not understand why i came back to nightcore bro i don't understand either
but i am feeling like a depressed 10 year old again the nostalgia i'm getting from this all right so real talk
for a second right you know i never really understood this you know maybe whenever i was like eighth grade
Maybe I understood this, but honestly, looking back now, you know, I'm a 17-year-old boy.
I don't understand this stuff anymore.
So, let me go ahead and get this straight, right?
So whenever you are sad, right, why do you want to listen to sad music to make yourself more sad?
Bro, whenever I'm sad, I'm out here trying to play some of the most fire beats I can.
You know, whenever I'm sad, I'm not trying to listen to Joji's slow dancing in the dark.
I'm not here trying to listen to Joji's attention, Billy Elish's, uh, whatever she's doing nowadays.
If something makes you sad, why do you return to the same thing that makes you sad?
It doesn't make sense.
But hey man, if that's your lifestyle, then that is your lifestyle.
If you like listening to music that makes you sad and listening to sad music that makes you more sad than what you were previously sad than, bro, I don't care. Go ahead.
But all I'm going to say is that I'm never going to ever understand you.
This song is about wanting to be close with someone else.
To love that person and to be with him or her.
Wanting them to hold you tight and not let go.
Every day with this person is a day worth living.
It makes you happy.
For how, audience, it's almost like they just described an average healthy relationship.
Boy, oh boy, rub my tongue and finger my bum.
This has got to be the best comment that I've ever seen.
I mean, audience, I understand this comment, right?
You know, whenever you listen to a song, I'm pretty sure you can find it relatable, right?
You can go ahead and relate it to your life.
I mean, that's the purpose of music.
But, dude, if you're trying to be deep inside of a comment section,
going ahead and stating the obvious is not going to make you look so.
deep and honest. Yeah, music is supposed to be relatable. Anything else, sir? No? Okay,
Shut up. Oh, okay. So this person decided to type of double packer. All right, we got two comments in the booth.
So this is how I tell my crush. I love him with my entire hearts. Finally! Oh no, bro.
Audience, I can tell you right now this girl most definitely got rejected. How do you tell your crush that you
fell in love with them by sending them a nightcore song? That is just, dude, that is just pathetic.
It's not down bad, it's just pathetic.
Like you physically can't go up to the guy,
you can't physically go up to the girl.
Like bro, that is sad, like that is actually depressing.
Nightcore song number three.
When the quiet kid fires at you
and you think he missed when in fact he blew your brains out.
Alright, I did not expect this to be on a nightcore song,
an emotional, an emotional breakdown of a nightcore song.
I didn't really expect something like this
to come on screen audience.
I don't know if I should have
apologize because this is funny because audience we sure do love jokes about school shillings
yeah uh curtis leviour i'm getting some pretty weird vibes from you i'm not gonna lie i don't know if you're trying to give like an innuendo for something i don't know if this is something personal about your life but i highly suggest you go see a psychiatrist immediately you know i don't want to turn on my cc tv news you know what i'm saying and the first thing i see is curtis leviour from two weeks ago commenting this and the next thing i know i start seeing this stuff on my tv screen all right i don't want to deal with that
However, if we see our boy Curtis Lavier on the TV in a few days, alright, you can call me a profit, all right?
I predicted this.
When you found out your crush is engaged to someone else and your affection for them just remained a mystery.
This song hits hard in that situation.
Okay, so I can already tell that this person that wrote this comment is probably in like fifth grade.
First off, your YouTube name is Secura, all right?
That's already red flag number one and red flag number two, you're commenting on a nightcore song.
So with those two factors in mind, you're probably in fifth grade, so that already tells me the number three
You know, nobody's actually engaged to someone else.
It's just that some other dude got to the girl before you.
That's just the reality of things, bro.
Stop being a sad sack.
Stop being a loser.
Go out and actually talk to women, all right?
You got to be like me, ladies and gentlemen.
As a professional women talker, as a professional women go-getter, all right?
I can tell you right now, bro, type in this comment right here.
It's not going to solve the problem.
It's just going to make it worse.
You got to put down your foot.
You got to put down the restrictions.
You got to put on the football cleats.
if you're going to go ahead and talk to women.
That is just a simple reality.
These YouTube comments ain't it, chief.
Pillow takes my tears, wall, lets me punch it.
Mirror, doesn't laugh when I cry.
Bathroom locks me away.
Smile, good enough to make people think that I'm fine.
Mouth, let's tell people I'm fine.
Or no, I'm always happy.
All the people you know who are depressed, you know my pain.
All right, to everybody out there that is actually like depressed, you know, all right, I feel you,
you know, you're not alone in this whole situation.
If anybody ever needs help, all right, here's a number, right?
here just go ahead and dial it bro promise you it's gonna get better but i just wanted to say man
this coming right here oh my award can you shut up please
