Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 41

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 41

Okay. Oh, here we go. Wow. Look at it, it's churning. It's churning. It's churning. All right, people, what's up? Can ever check it out the worst TikTok recipes you've ever seen?

Take your velvita cheese. The rolling pin works really well for this. To preface this video, I am far from being a professional chef. But I will say I have watched every single season of Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen, Nightmares, and Master's Chef. And never, in my 18 years of existence, have I seen somebody rolling out cheese? on a fucking pizza dough roller. Now that is a first for me.

I take that and put your biscuits and put it on top. Okay, now we're just going to... Wow. That was great. Wow, look at that. Okay, I get that he's excited, but what the fuck is so exciting?

Is slapping a bunch of raw bacon on top of a bunch of fucking meat and cheese really that intriguing? And once again, I'm not a professional shes. chef but I feel like this guy's gonna start flipping fucking tables if this woman starts cutting bread next yep perfect okay and we got a baking try right there can we just acknowledge this shit stain of a workspace first you roll out cheese on a fucking pizza dough roller and now you're cutting bacon with scissors and your table looks like you just circumcised somebody this is only the first recipe by the way holy cow I'm gonna cut into it watch this look at all the

wow wow she put it in an oven can you fuck off I feel like this guy's gonna be progressively more annoying throughout the video. I get it. You're trying to be a hype man for your girlfriend or wife. I get it. But holy fucking shit, if my girlfriend or wife makes something that looks like dog shit, I'm gonna, and I'm gonna tell her it's dog shit. And if I were this girl's boyfriend, I would say that, hey, this looks like a piece of dehydrated camel shit. Yep, it's ready. In there. Let me see. Oh, wow. Oh my goodness. Yes. That looks so good. If this lady has any children, I wonder if they're still alive. Like, you simply can't make this shit up. It literally looks like something that would give you a heart attack on the first bite. I think I would survive eating the pink sauce before I eat this shit. It's so good. Look at this face and tell me you believe anything that's leaking out of her fucking mouth. I mean, you know what they say, ladies and gentlemen? When the shit goes in, the shit comes out. I feel bad for this girl's boyfriend,

low key. Imagine having to kiss them lips at night. God, what the fuck is this? I get it. People want to be creative with food on the internet because it brings a lot of views. But why in God's Green Earth are we at the point of making fucking Legos out of cheese bricks? If I can't open my mouth that wide and James Charles spreading his ass that wide, I don't think anybody's consuming this sandwich. This very frame alone is making me want to throw up. The amount of cheese that they are using for this sandwich is so unbelievably unnecessary. And also, I find it very hard to believe that anybody's actually going to eat that in its entirety. That's only if you can live to tell the tale.

Yep. You know that Alaskan Bullworm from SpongeBob? I don't know, audience. There's a point in a recipe where you're trying to be creative. You're trying to bring on something new. But there also comes a point where you just need to fucking stop and reconsider the shit you're about to publish on the internet. And from what I'm observing right now, she is way beyond the fucking point of quitting.

This woman should have stopped making this recipe the second that she touched the ingredients at the grocery store. Look at that. Whoa! You can tell the cheese is bursting out. Oh yeah. Yep. Look that cheese coming out. Look.

I feel like this woman has genuinely convinced herself that she is a five-star chef. I don't think there's ever been a restaurant where somebody's like, oh yeah, I'll take the double-decker pecker-wrecker of absolute dog shit cheese dripping out of the ass crass cream. of a burrito, thank you. I genuinely do not think anybody in their right mind is actually going to consume her food. I feel like the husband is held a gunpoint to say that these recipes are good. What the fuck? I said it once and I will say it again. These are going to be the worst recipes you've ever seen.

I did not expect to have a fucking toilet in this video. I get it. Cooking can be an art, but let's not do it in the same place where I take a fat fucking shit. Just pop that in. Wow. Yes. Oh, this is going to be so good. That looks perfect. Really mushing around.

Oh, you already emptied this part. Yeah, I emptied that far. At this point in the video, I desperately want to believe that this is a fake video. There's no way the husband is watching this shit and thinking, Mmm, that's fucking delicious. Sour candy. You're just going to start loading up this tank back here. Obviously, Sprite.

Yeah. You want to get your Sprite. there we can replace this okay oh here we go wow so it starts oh look it is it's filling up wow it's filling up yeah go ahead and just get that in there get some ice in the punch oh nice not the punch here one for you uh yeah how did you uh the toilet bowl punch recipe Yeah, I think I follow with this woman here. There is no possible way you're going to trick me into poisoning myself over toilet shit punch. I don't know if these were hired voice actors or neighbors, but either way, I would be terrified to live next to a lady like this.

And why they would want to participate in a skit like this is beyond me? I'm telling you guys, they are definitely held at gunpoint. Lady, can you explain why you clog the toilet? I don't know if you notice, but the water is already. seeping out of the toilet bowl. And you can say that you clean your toilet all you want, right? But there's still going to be residue of shit particles all inside that toilet bowl. It doesn't matter how much you clean your toilet. Some of the shit is always going to be there forever. I swear if you eat anything that this woman provides you, you're going to be putting your immune system to the test.

This is the most important part. Oh yeah, you hear that guys. The most important part, you better have your fucking ears peeled for this shit. Okay. Yeah, like a lot of it in there. Okay. Make sure that it fills a lot of the tank, okay? Like that beautiful. Yep. And then watch what happens when you flush this, okay?

If you want it extra creamy just because there's a little bit of water mix in there, you'll add some whipped cream. Oh my goodness, that is so extra. Yeah. Yeah, just get a couple of cherries in there. Okay. Why the fuck did you add more than one straw in that? shit. Do you genuinely believe that somebody else is going to feast on this with you? If so, you are horribly mistaken.

Go for it. Look at it's turning, it's churning it, it's churning it into chocolate milk. Okay, yep, I am fucking disgusted. Anyways, audience, that's it for today. Please click the video on screen, I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. For this next video, there are 10 guys behind this curtain, and I'm going to be going on a series of blind dates with all of them.

Smells like the fucking fish market. Are you? Still friends with your ex. Aren't you still friends with your ex? Oh, shit. Everybody give me a damn in the comment section. All right, people, what's up? Lexi Rivera sells her body.

Well, well, kind of. Blind dating 10 guys based on their outfit. Everybody make sure you plug your nose because it's about to smell like fucking tuna. In this next video, there are 10 guys behind this curtain, and I'm gonna be going on a series of blind dates with all of them. For the first round, I'm gonna be judging the boys based off of their outfits. So before we get to that, Jeremy, if you're being,

Behind this curtain, just leave now. What the fuck? Of course, this guy's behind the curtain. Jeremy, we already know that you were screwed from the get-go. I mean, I'm not saying that Lexi Rivera is too good for you. I mean, look at her. What fuck it looks like that fish in the aquarium. But, uh, Jeremy, you gotta do something about that fucking hair before you do anything.

Like, seriously, what the hell happens? Did a camel lick your forehead? All right, so we're starting off with shoes. Guy number one. Your shoes, I actually like these. They look like fucking ass. Bro's wearing off-the-wall vans, motherfucka, those are off-the-racket, Goodwill. I can say for absolute certainty, those shoes smell like fucking loser.

Guy number two feels very basic. I feel like a lot of guys wear Air Force is. It's not a bad thing. It's just playing it safe. And they're a little dirty. Shout out to all my Air Force One viewers out there. Fuck what everybody says, ladies and gentlemen. If you're wearing Air Force Ones, you get a pass to everything.

Wear that shit to a birthday, a date, a fucking funeral, a wedding, you get a pass. I'm not giving a rat's ass. Oh man, what are those? Guy number three. Okay, for real though, number three, get the fuck out of here. What the hell is that weak-ass shit? I don't know how I feel about these. They're like kind of, um, they're...

I don't even know what to say. Just say they look like ass. It's not like you can do any better, Lexie. Number four is wiggling his toes for me. So these are just some socks with some sandals. I did not into that. Damn, girl, can a man ever wear something comfortable? Listen, audience, I'm personally a man of comfort.

I wear shoes that are comfortable. And yes, that does, in fact, include sandals and slides. Because, to be quite frank with all of you, I'm not trying to show my fucking dogs. To everybody on planet Earth. So, Lexi being against a dude that's wearing a slide with socks on, kind of makes me a little concerned. I never thought Lexi would think of male feet like that. Guy number five?

I don't like those at all. Okay, guy number six. I... What the fuck is this? Finally something I agree with Lexi on. My fuckas flip-flop literally has a camel toe. Get that goofy shit out of here. I hate this.

Like, this is the worst thing you could have worn here. Yeah, uh, that's actually just awful. When I look at a man and I see their shoes and they look like this dog's shit right here, the only thing that comes to mind is an obese 40-year-old fucking dad with a Miller light in their hand. Get those goofy-ass shoes out of my sight. Okay, these last two guys are pretty much wearing the same shoe. One looks a little more yellow. One looks a little more white.

Same thing. Unpopular opinion F-converses After looking at the rest of their shoes It was clear to me who I wanted to send home Okay, I've come to a conclusion Based off of their shoes alone I'm going to be eliminating guy number three

Oh my god I think I'm gonna go hit the van store real quick Okay yeah before you fuck off in the sunset I have to say one thing Dude what the fuck are you wearing a beanie in summertime Unless you have male pattern baldness So you have fucking cancer You shouldn't even be wearing that stupid shit in public

It looks so retarded Okay so now I can see their full outfit So let's see if these guys have good style. Okay, what the hell? I guess bro really wanted to show off the Scorpio. By the way, the guys have a voice changer, so I have no idea who any of these guys are. Yeah, Lexi, that's total bullshit.

When I recorded this video with Topper Guild and he said there was a voice changer, when we were recording this video, he heard us perfectly fine. So for the record, everybody, there's no fucking voice changer. The video's fake. Guy number one, I actually like this outfit.

It's very, nothing too crazy, but also, like, it's not bad. Subscribe your style using one word. Bro, you cannot be fucking serious. The only fresh you are is fresh out the fucking goodwill. And by the way, are you gonna call those shoes fucking fresh? I can smell the fucking poo-in' shit. You stepped in from the day before.

Your style's not fresh. Got the fuck out of here. Guy number eight. I mean, I think we told you to wear your best outfit today. I don't know if I just, I don't see a shirt. One word to describe your style? Scorpion, you want to touch it? Damn, this guy don't fuck around.

I mean, despite the fact that his chest and stomach look like Rango on Down syndrome. I gotta respect the fact he looks like a character in GTA. Roe was given zero fuchs and he is confident. Oh no, please, I'm good. Okay, guy number nine, I like this outfit. It's very, oh wow, I didn't see the sparkly belt. I actually like this outfit.

I like everything about this. How would you describe your style? Belt. Belt. I don't like these guys. Well, Lexi, I don't fucking like you. Okay, I'm ready to eliminate another person, and that person, based off of their outfit and their style,

going to be guy number seven. You know, I gotta give props to the guy that was shirtless. Bro didn't even need to wear a shirt to win that competition. So, uh, with all due respect, bro, uh, your outfit is ass. For the next round, the boys are on the other side of this curtain. Basically, I'm gonna be asking them a series of questions. Based on their answers, I'm gonna decide if they're a red flag or a green flag. Lexi, I think you're the last person to determine what's a red and green flag.

I mean, you're wearing that stupid fucking compassionate, live, laugh, love shit. Just by you wearing that shirt, it tells me you're a psychopath. Let's see if any of these boys are toxic. Are you still friends with your ex? Aren't you still friends with your ex? Oh, Dale! Lexi, I'm looking at your face right now. I can see how puzzled you are.

Oh, God, how am I going to respond to this shit? This guy. Yeah, Lexi, you just got screwed. Hmm, okay, that is a red flag. What do you mean that's a red flag? You're a red flag. I think you're the red flag. You're the one bringing that up so that you're the one bringing it up.

You asked on me. Guy number one is already. arguing with me? I think we can work through this argument. I don't want to. You're a walking red flag. Aw, what's wrong, you pretty princess? A good man calls you out on your bullshit and that's a red flag. Lexi, fuck off. Guy number two, would you want to share your location with me? Definitely not. Okay, what about your phone password? Yeah, I'm not, I'm not gonna do that either. It's kind of a red flag. Lexi, what the fuck are you talking about? If a relationship is about trust, then why the fuck you need passwords and shit? To me, that just shows you don't. You don't

trust the guy in the relationship. Lexi, this is bullshit. If I asked you to unfollow someone on Instagram, would you do it? Yeah. Hey, that's green flag. Okay, so Lexi's a control freak. Yeah, uh, honey, if you tell me to unfollow my boys or in fact, anybody on Instagram or any social media, you can walk your sorry fucking ass out of my front door. If you already don't have access to my social media, then that also means you don't have fucking authority over my social media. Get the fuck out of here with that weak-ass shit. Guy number eight, what is your body count? And you have to tell the truth.

This is about compatibility here. Yeah, no, that's fucking insane. Not that that, like, really matters. Lexi, what the fuck did you just say? It doesn't matter to you that he f-tri-six other women. The dude's a fucker, why the fuck you want to date him? This girl's dating compass is so f-fuss. At this point, I just want to see who she chooses.

All right, so you two have been very solid this entire time. Through every round, you guys are my top picks. But when it came to this last round, I think it's very clear to see that we have a winner. And that winner is here. Oh, oh my God. Okay. We're leaving?

Where are we going? Where are we going first? Wait, I, uh, I'll see you guys next week. Bye. I guess you won't be going to more tie with it. Yeah, well, fuck you. Your hair got licked by a fucking camel as well. Anyways, everybody subscribe so I can pass Lexi and subs.

God, hello officer, there's a weird guy over here. She ate your ass? Did you eat hers? All right, people, what's um? The creepiest brain rot animator has a secret channel. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is shappy sway. Except this time, it is not exactly shappy, but its secret channel called Tamagotchi slicer. Now, this channel started up around a month and a half to two months ago. So, uh, as you could see, there was not very much subject matter inside.

of his YouTube channel. I mean, after all, this YouTube channel only has 458 fucking subscribers. But hopefully after this video, this YouTube channel will cease to fucking exist. If this channel is anything like Shappie Sway, you would know that this channel is about to show some freaky-ass shit. Let's begin. Ah, Royal Botion. You know, for a YouTube channel that's supposed to be Shappy Sway in a different universe, I didn't think of anything last. In the first 8 seconds of the video, we already got grown men spinning their fucking apple juice on babies. Not a very good look, Shappi, incorporating children first seconds into the fucking debut video of this channel.

I'm betrayed in... Apparese. Oh my god. Hello, officer. There's a weird guy over here. Oh, hell no! Dude, I clicked on this video to see some freaky-ass shit, not to be fucking insecure about my own body. Ladies and gentlemen, how much do you think this fucking dude is deadlifting?

Holy shit. Okay, but in all seriousness, we've already got our buddies spitting on babies and having public indecency in front of women. Only 19 seconds into the video and bro was already going to get on the sex offender registry. That sounds very on brand for a shappy sway spin-off video. Bro, where did you think that this girl was going to fuck you? Dudes try to romanticize holding hands with a female. Now it's time to join into unbreakable bond. Bro, is this like the shit that fucking Shakespeare would say in bed with this woman?

Why are we talking to the host like it's a fucking church gathering? Wait, that was the end of his debut video. Okay, so let's go ahead and see what we extracted here. He spits on babies. He likes getting naked in public. And he has absolute Shakespeare Riz. the Huss. There could be absolutely anybody directing this shit and they would have no idea on how to build up on it. But because we got Shappy Swade, the best fucking writer of our generation,

I'm sure that this video has been published. He's been recording a lot of hot ass in the studio. I like you. I like you too. How much? This so much. How much do you like me? This much? Wait a minute, so let me get this straight. In the first eight seconds of the video, we already got this girl falling in love with the sex offender. In the first video, he's the weird guy that had public indecency. But in the very next video, you're like, oh yeah, I gotta fall in love with this guy. He's my fucking husband. It was probably because she saw his fucking Tomogachi slider she fell in love. She couldn't stop thinking about this motherfucker's pork buns. Uh, I was hoping for more. Why is that?

Zaminis. Listen, dude, I don't know how the fuck I didn't mention this a second ago, but can we talk about how shit the voice acting is I have heard some really shit anime dubs, ladies and gentlemen. But, uh, never have I ever heard something this shit before. Somebody at the Shappi Sui Headquarters is not handling their finance as well. I don't know, dude, maybe it was his lawyer that tried striking down my videos that's managing the finances too. Shappie, I know it was you trying to strike my shit. But anyways, in all seriousness, does it cost like 10 fucking yen for this dude's services?

This voice acting is complete dog shit. I'm now looking for someone. Who like me this much? I want this much. Can we still hang out? I suppose I could get a stickiest to Zocco. What's Sack on? Suck on this nuts!

Beach! Damn, dude, that feeling you have whenever you can't make a gay joke in a YouTube video and you resort to actual humor. Listen, bro, from this YouTube video, I can tell the Chappie has absolutely no humor outside of sexual jokes. Bro, really thought a Suck on These Nats Beach joke was really going to be funny. Yeah dude, you're really giving the kids a fucking six-pack from laughing. Just kidding, fuck you.

Oh, won't you look at that. There's a little feature of his other YouTube channel. Audience, comment the word crappy if you want me to make another video about the Shappy Sway channel. If bro is sweet and kind. Audience, please don't fucking tell me this dude is making a remix of a Master Uguay YouTube short. I thought this mufuck up was left in 2020, Why are we trying to revive this absolute sack of shit content? You shot... Holy shit, man. After the 10,000th time hearing that joke, it's finally funny!

Okay, but actually, this video was so fucking trash. The man he's show would somehow make this funnier. She ate you, ma batu. She ate your ass? What the f f***in my hearing right now? Two seconds in the video and we already are talking about eating ass. Sounds pretty in the video. sanitary if you ask me. Did you eat hers?

Mothjiron. What are you talking about? Hey. Everyone's eating everyone's ass soon. Uh, bro, who the fuck is everyone? See, now y'all got me questioning y'all my f***kas. What do you guys be doing on your free time? Is there like a statistic that I'm not aware of or some shit? Who in the fuck is everyone?

Did you eat hers? Mothjiron. What are you talking about? Hi. Everyone's eating everyone's assu'na. No, it's impossible. Hey, so desu. What about hygiene?

If you go to the bathroom and you see some baby wiper, green light. Listen, audience, I love baby wipes just as much as the next person. But just because there is baby wipes in the bathroom doesn't prompt me to do shit. I don't care if you got the motherfuckin's or the minty dude wipes. Nothing is going to make me fucking proceed. Well, what if you don't see baby wipes? Listen, Tomogachi Listen, Tomagachi

Slicer, I understand that you only live once And you don't care if there's baby wipes I know what happens in the bedroom Stays in the bedroom Except for gonorrhea That shit's gonna come back with you Please, I need your help, you gotta come quick Oh, okay

Dude, this has got to be The shittiest crossover episode I've ever seen in my life If I just happen to see this fucker on the screen I already know what the rest of the video is going to be entailing. Get it guys? Come quick. Ha ha! So fucking funny.

I am so gonna buy an unsnappable rope at Home Depot later. No, I meant I need your help. My friend, he fell. He's bleeding and... Are you serious? Reason, this was a really good for me. You should do take on my number. Hello there. The angel...

At this point, ladies and gentlemen, I got no other fucking words. I will pay Shappie's way to never ever feel feature crappy in this YouTube channel ever again. It was pretty freaky, but not as freaky as the original Shappi Sway channel. But even just a fucking sliver of his other YouTube channel inside of Tamagachi Slicer, it just makes it 10,000 times worse. Delete your YouTube channel today. Okay, I think that's enough.

Audience subscribe to the channel if you would like me to make a part two about Tomogachi Slicer. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. Bro, this is the stuff we're playing to the youth. Oh man, the Transformer community is gonna get mad at this one. Well, actually, motherfucker, it's a boy trapped in a girl's body. Plague, dude, if you're really that confused on what you are, you should have told your mom to juggle your dad's spermicide in her stomach more.

All right, people, what's up? I think I have discovered the Asian Darman. Full disclosure, I found this video idea from Vesh Remy's Community Tab, so all credit to him. I went to the YouTube channel that he posted about, and my God, it's... fucking terrible. Boy and girls swap lives. The Allen Chicken Chow. This ladies and gentlemen just sounds like a train wreck waiting to happen. Okay, so about five seconds into the video, I have already

discovered the audience demographic here. This is very obviously for children that are like five years old and younger. For the record, if there is anybody that's five years old or younger in the audience, no, this is not how high schoolers act. I remember when I was in elementary school, and I was so scared of the big kids that we would call them the big and bad motherfuckers in high school. But then whenever I actually got into high school, I was like, dude, we're fucking stupid. Now, we're not as stupid as what the people make it out to be in the video, but we were pretty fucking retarded. Yeah, so if this actually were to break out in a high school classroom, you bet your ass that the teacher is going to be whooping some ass. Maybe it was just the high school that I went to, but bro, the school that I went to, they don't really fuck around.

Now they weren't like Mr. Buhn Bahn from SpongeBob, but maybe a few tears below that. However, if some shit like this broke out in a classroom, oh yeah, we're fucked. Bro, I thought this channel was supposed to be for five-year-olds and under. Why are we looks maxing in the video? Is this your way to try to get hip with the kids, motherfucker? I get it, dude. You're trying to look sexy. Everybody should try to look their best.

But listen, man, I don't know why you're trying so fucking hard to look sexy, don't bunch of kids. I'm not accusing anybody of anything, but bro, come on, that's a little weird. Holy shit, Kyu survived the chemotherapy. Why does this girl look like vegan teacher back in her prime? She kind of wearing the same outfit she looking like she would only eat fucking kale 24-7. And because of the fact you eat kale 24-7, you're built like the vegan teacher. But even then, vegan teacher in her prime is like me having ammonia. Both sides of the coin are not strong. Okay, did I click on the wrong video tab? Is this Asian Darmann or transgender Asian gang?

I could have swore I put that on a different Google Chrome tab. There you go, audience. That's how you get relatable with the kids. If you really want them to experience any type of emotion, you have to post it on TikTok. Because then if you post it on TikTok, all the kids are like, oh god, they just got exposed on the fucking internet. Oh, how the times have changed. on the internet, ladies and gentlemen. When I was a little kid, I never even had the idea that something about me could go viral. Back then, if there was a camera being pointed at me, I can act stupid if I really wanted to.

And the best part about it is that I can actually be myself without being so paranoid of getting exposed on the internet. But nowadays, oh, you motherfuckas, you can't even do anything without a camera shoved in your face. And if you do anything stupid, your digital footprint is cooked for the rest of your life. Thanks to TikTok YouTube shorts and Instagram Reels. So yeah, get fucked. I know sometimes life can be tough. This is for you. Another spoiler alert, ladies and gentlemen,

the boys in high school do not look like this. We do not, in fact, have no acne. Looks like we go to the gym, and it looks like we're Prince Charming times fucking 10. We had pizza face covered in dirty clothes from three days ago. We smelled like acts body spray and non-existent deodorant, on the armpits. This is not what a high school senior boy looks like.

I can tell you from reference, this is what I fucking looked like in high school. And you feel like you just had enough. Oh, what you look at that conveniently placed pile of shit on the ground? It looks like the type of dust that you would only find five inches into my father's belly button. And this is for you. Oh my god, get fucked up. Holy shit. Yeah, so this is something that the girls would actually do to the guys in high school, just so you know.

These girls, ladies and gentlemen, they're fucking unhinged in high school. Now, if a girl did this to a guy in the 1950s, you bet your fucking ass that her job would get dislocated a second later. However, because the fucking law exists and all that other stupid shit, we can't even lay a hand on a woman without going to fucking jail. Not going to lie, we should go back to the 1950s way of doing things. It was way funnier when women got karma. I think the boys can collectively agree. And this is for you.

By the way, nice hair. Oh my god, get fucking owned. Holy shit. Dude, I really thought that Nickelodeon comedy was dug shit. This is even worse. Anyways, to speed up the plot of the story, because this video is like 20 fucking minutes long. Newsflash, I'm not gonna sit here for over 20 minutes

commentating on this bullshit. So we're just gonna skip to the part where they both become trans. My question is why the fuck do they have each other's phone numbers? I'm telling you guys, this video should not be on YouTube. I feel like this video's on the wrong website. They're teasing each other in school and now they're about to go to bed, texting each other. And then the video's about to take a fantasy turn and wake up in each other's bodies.

And only God knows what's gonna happen after that. Now as I'm lying next to you and... Bro, what is that? this wet dream time lapse just wake up already we know what's happening yeah so uh i think i could speak for every dude if this were to actually happen i do not think that we would be screaming if we woke up and we were a woman i am a boy and a good 50% of the people watching this video is also a boy we know what the fuck we would be doing right now that is how the male mind works ladies and if you really thought oh men are fucking pigs oh you better before you better fucking believe it i know exactly

what half of these motherfuckers would do. And to be honest, 30% of the ladies would probably do the same thing if they were a guy. Let's cut the bullshit here. Listen, if I were a woman and I woke up in a dude's body and I were to check my pants and I screamed like that, I would only scream like that if it was really that fucking small. This crazy and divine opportunity just presents itself to me

and I check my pants and I see some fucking disappointment. I would probably be screaming in horror too. Okay, girl, he doesn't smell that fucking bad. The only valid reason to have a reaction to a smell like that is unless he smells like fucking mothballs. You know that smell where you enter a retirement home and you just smell decaying dust? That's the only time you can recoil like that. Okay, I'm actually convinced the dude protagonist is actually fruity. I'll give you the story again.

If I were a dude and I woke up in a woman's body, I would not even fucking try. to do my makeup or anything. It's socially accepted now for women not to wear makeup and dress like dudes. I would just wear what I normally fucking wear. If I were the dude waking up as a woman, life would probably be so fucking easy. Well actually, Rith, they have their fucking shark week every month. Listen, if I were a dude previously to becoming a woman, I can deal with periods, okay? It won't be that hard. Anyways, let's see how this story concludes. Anyways, everybody subscribe for part two. Alright, people, what's up? Today I found more of the worst Roblox TikToks. You know, honestly, I should have seen that one coming. Is it a surprise to me that there's a Roblox relationship that's 50 years apart?

Absolutely not. Mulfuckers waiting for this girl to ripen up like the fucking stock market. And bro, where is your pride? How are you gonna talk to an 11-year-old girl with a French shirt that has your spermicide on it? You disgusting fella. And also, not even to mention the fact that you were using Lucas Graham in your TikTok? I absolutely take personal offense to that. Why do people associate good music with child deadlers? I have no idea. But these Roblox motherfuckers ruin it all, bro.

There is no way that is the most expensive limited in Roblox. I swear, bro, what are these kids putting their interest into? When I was waking up on a nice 10 a.m. morning when I was 10 years old, I thought about my fucking Pokemon cards. I wasn't thinking about scamming 60-year-old on Roblox to get the fucking limited. It doesn't even look cool. It looks like dog shit. If I were to spend money inside of a video game, it would so easily be the Black Ops 2 camos.

I'm not trying to look like Master Shifu with Down syndrome. All I'm saying is that this is a huge waste of money. See how many words I got. Fuck. Hello, I am the creator of the game, and because you lost so fast you will get an extra punishment. Follow me. What the fuck?

Guys, I know that Roblox take you. TikTok is continuously making jokes about pedophilia, but I'm going to be honest, all jokes do stem from a hint of truth. And I think there might be more child diddlers inside of Roblox than we imagine. I don't know the age of that kid, but that kid is five years old. What kind of reverse rape, hentai haven shit am I listening to? I'll give you guys one particular idea. It doesn't sound very fucking legal. Faster.

Faster baby girl. Aha. You will do this every day. Yes, Dad. I want to talk to the parents of the person that made this video. I would just like to ask their parents. I'd be like, hey, tell me. What the fuck is your son doing?

Are you seeing his shitty sense of humor? Please spank his ass. With the biggest spoon in the house? Make sure he's not able to sit on his gaming chair after that and make another one of these TikToks. I would personally let my son stop a bullet train before I let him back on Roblox. Because this, ladies and gentlemen,

This is just fucking awful. Okay, I think this is like the 50th sexy shirtless men TikTok I've seen on Roblox. Never have I ever watched one of these shirtless men TikToks and my weenie was rock hard. And it's not because I've been erectile dysfunction. It's probably because this video is so unattractive that it reverts back into my body. I mean, shit, I don't even need a vasectomy. I could just watch this TikTok and eventually, poof, it's gone. No more potential e-daters for you, Roblox.

Again, ladies and gentlemen, what the fun? We were literally just on this topic. When will these five-year-olds realize that on Roblox, you can't actually be sexy in real life, likewise in Roblox? These are two different fucking dimensions. I'm sure Dr. Strange explained that shit. I'm really sorry, kids, but that's not how the world works. You can have a six-pack in Roblox with a seven-inch dick.

That doesn't mean anything. You can still look like a shit-stained pimple-face, ass-swipe, looking like you have a Geina in real life. I think this is your time to shine, and go the fuck outside. Why am I getting vibes that I'm looking at something very illegal? This looks like some shit you'd see on the black market.

Don't worry, guys, only for $500, you could buy someone's fucking rib cage. I feel like the only people that buy six-pack t-shirts are people that are unironically fat as hell. I'm looking at you, Nick. Boy, yeah, if you actually sold these Roblox six-pack t-shirts on that video game, honestly, hats off to you. I'm sure a Harvard University fucking car salesman graduate

wouldn't be able to do that. shit. When you look at me, the only memory, we're just kissing in the moonlight. Do you guys feel that feeling I'm feeling? You know the feeling where all your five fucking senses are revolting at what the shit you're seeing on screen is? This shit's activating my anal cavity. Hold on, give me a fucking second.

Oh, there's no toilet paper. Fuck! What's up guys? Shitass here. I'm not quite sure what Elster is to say. I mean, yes, e-dating is a bona fide sin. But I'm pretty sure these losers know that by now in the Roblox community. I think at this point, you know,

You should just cast them into the lake of fire and become fucking ashes at my family barbecue. Another one of these, another glimpse of humanity failing. Bro, I dead ass been stuck inside my house for the past four days. I'm not even going out. And this shit doesn't even make me want to go outside anymore. I think at this point with the amount of stupidity that mankind has truly revolved itself around, I think staying indoors may not seem like a bad idea anymore. If you avoid the idiots, you avoid the adversity.

Lady, he's excited, he's more than fucking excited. He creamed his boxers already. The motherfucker already exploded in his fruit of the looms. And for what, too? It's a Roblox date. It isn't even real. I swear y'all, the ugliest girl in your math class can probably go near this guy, and he will cream his panties immediately.

This guy could be in the six-foot vicinity of a woman, and he's just going to be like, uh, BBG, smother those fucking tities on me. This dude isn't going to be going anywhere in life. Ajax, buddy. What the fuck are you doing? You know, Ajax, when you were placed on this planet, you actually had a purpose. You were meant to grow up, get a nice job, have a nice Italian-Stalian wife, raise a few kids,

and raise a multi-billion dollar company, and leave generations to come with millions of dollars left. And oh how far the apple has fucking fallen from the tree. You had that kind of opportunity in future, but you threw it away over a fucking queen on Roblox. At this point, I can't even feel sorry for you. Honestly, baby girl, if you saw what I did earlier in that fucking toilet, you would not be wanting to kiss my ass. If you want to pressure wash my ass crack, then by all means. But I'm just warning you, if you die at the smell of my cheesers, then that's on you.

But anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out more of the weirdest Roblox TikToks. I cannot believe it. Okay, so to anybody in the audience that does art,

I just wanted to let you know that your art actually has value. Don't devalue and degrade yourself by drawing random Roblox couples. They don't deserve this shit. They don't deserve praise. And I sincerely apologize if you're drawing a Roblox couple to begin with, I feel like that just degrades your art. And because of that, I don't think anybody should commission you for as long as you live. Because you drew this shit.

I really hope this isn't the same person from before. Like, motherfucker, why aren't you putting your talent to something way more productive? You could be doing commissions or maybe an art sale, but no, you're making fucking Roblox couples on digital art. How does this person not see that as a waste of fucking time? I feel like if I wrote a five-page suicide note, that would still be more productive than drawing Roblox couples, I would rather end doing anything else in my entire life than giving the possible chance of drawing another couple. I know, I know, I'm so humble. You know, I would have actually agreed with this.

But the thing is that you guys have yet to know what you guys look like in real life. That's why you aren't even using real pictures of yourself. If that were the case, you would have used actual photos of yourself? And why are you e-dating at 15 and 16 years old on Roblox? Audience, did you know that these motherfuckers can drive? But instead, they're e-dating on a video game. This just makes me feel very insecure on the road. Holy shit, we just witnessed a breakup in Roblox.

Oh my gosh. If I'm going to keep it a buck, it was probably for the best. Even though two people in this video are still e-dating, maybe it could provoke the third one to stop fucking being a loser. And maybe she'll realize, hmm, maybe if I got some dick, IRL, maybe that'd be better. Eh, who knows? Probably not. I'm about to fucking throw up.

I know this is so cliche to say, but go outside, not fucking in Roblox, but go outside. not fucking in roadblocks, but go outside your house. And that's me saying it. I make two videos daily. I'm a true house hermit and I'm saying this. But if you really want to unlock the true meaning of your life, just walk outside, trust me, you'll never turn back. Unless you're a YouTuber, because you have to make a living, so.

This video is already daunting to begin with. Listen, if you're doing any TikTok couple trend, you're already one foot in the grave. But doing the trend in the amount of cringe we're about to witness. Oh, that's fucking endless. And with the addition of it being Roblox TikTok, I will not put it past us, that it's gonna be fucking awful. I'm sorry I couldn't play the original song in the TikTok, but it was some fine fucking literature. It was a symphony of angels, a harmonious tone to my fucking ear drums.

I'm just kidding. It was an absolute travesty. I'd rather put my ass cork in my fucking ear so I can never hear that shit again. I think there's a point in somebody's life where you can commit a certain amount of cringe to where you should be banished off the fucking internet. Actually, no, no, no, no, no. I think we're at that point. I feel like this person needs to be publicly executed for their cringe. Listen, all I'm gonna say is if you're gonna dress up like a zoo animal,

I'm gonna throw you in a fucking zoo. If you're gonna act like a zoo animal, I'm gonna treat you like a fucking zoo animal. You unhygienic little shit. Never going outside, talking a woman looking ass, you never do it. You are a pussy. I'll get to you in a fucking minute. Fuck you.

Yeah, I don't really have anything to say about the girl. You're just a loser. Then I'm gonna mess on a tune this girl. I need love a pussy. I just want to point out in the midst of all these e-dating videos, remember, these two people think that they're the one. Just let that shit sink in for a second. Somebody that you've never met in your entire life, you think that they're the fucking one. The soulmate, the twin fucking flame.

It's really a sad reality we live in. There's almost 8 billion people that's on planet Earth, and there's somebody for everybody. But for the majority of these people, oh God almighty, it will be a mystery. I adore you. I'm like, baby, I ain't normal. Alex will beat me. No, we fucking won't. How do you expect somebody to beat my fucking ass

when there's already five bullet holes in his chest? All I got to do is throw rubbing alcohol on his fucking body and he's gonna die. I also love your avatar. You suited so well, you fucking clown. This is a direct message to whoever made this TikTok. You are far away from qualifying his parents.

I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear the ands ifs or butts. I don't give a shit. I don't want you coming back to. me crying, oh, Reth was right! I should have got fucking pregnant at 13! Hey, what can I say? I've never been wrong. I've always been right my entire life. Gee, I couldn't believe. Shottie got me nut and got me wanted to cream. What the fuck? I don't know what D.H. means. I'm assuming it means dark-haired.

But I'm not quite sure if this man is either desperate or necrophilic. Apparently you want to nut and fucking cream your pants because a girl gets mad at you for killing her. Truly, what is the world come to? Anybody. gets turned on from anything nowadays. I can trim my fucking toenails and a guy's gonna get rock hard over it. Fucking pervert. I'm gonna bounce. Bounce on your poised.

What, why? What's the fucking purpose of this shit? I am truly losing my mind. I've made arguably over 30 Roblox videos and there's always gonna be something new that blows my socks off. But this is something new, writing somebody's name on your cock. That, that's a new one. Who's probably gonna sing again? Oh, forgive me.

So, let me get this straight. You acknowledge the problem, and you do not want to fix it, and yet you're just going to continue to embrace it. What a horrible mindset. I truthfully feel like my videos for these e-daters on Roblox can truly be therapeutic in a way, because I'm pointing out the wrongs in their life and leading them into the right direction.

But when it comes to people like this, you acknowledge the problem. You know what's a problem. But with the info you know, you're going to continue being a shithead in dating every single guy that you're never going to meet on the internet. What a horrible mindset.

I hope you never come across your soulmate ever. But anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Worst ways people have died. All right, people, what's up? Today, I found one of the scummiest TikTokers I've ever seen.

Worst ways people have died. Worst ways people have died. Part 13. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Robin Wahlberg. If you're looking for a TikToker that just spins his fucking hand and shows you somebody that dies for views, then this guy is for you. Worst ways people have died. I really want to know the thought process of this guy when he makes these videos. Now, obviously, this is just part one of his series.

But what if I told you that this guy has made almost 40 fucking parts? If you're a human being on Earth and you die, this guy's gonna smell you out like a fucking shark. I just don't understand in the slightest how somebody can actually make these videos. Like you're not doing the world any justice. All you're doing is spinning your fucking hand and that's it. But yeah, this guy's mindset for growing on TikTok is fucking foul. Worst ways people have died. Part 9.

Now that I think about it, I wonder what the people are. that are floating in heaven are thinking of these fucking videos. I mean, granted, these people are no longer in such a suffering state, and they're probably in a much better place now. But I can imagine the people that died are fucking pissed at this guy. Imagine racking thousands upon thousands of followers a day by spinning your fucking hand and showing a random civilian and how they died horrifically.

The more I think about this guy, it's fucking sick. Worst ways people have died, part 13. If you think my opinion has changed about this guy, yet you're fucking wrong. Now as I'm trying to bypass this dude's fucked up mindset for growing on TikTok, the new thing I'm thinking about is if I died, how would I feel if I wound up on this fucker's TikTok? He'd probably do some shit like this. Worse ways people have died, part 13. Yeah, this guy is just fucking sick.

This guy's comment section clearly does not see through the bullshit that he's doing. On some of his TikTok, some of which with over 40 million fucking views, the comments on this guy's videos aren't even being empathetic in the slightest. My man probably didn't play Minecraft, 177,000 likes. So not only has this guy made almost 40 fucking videos talking about people's death for views, and racking up, I'd say, a total of about of 100 million views on his TikTok, and not a single fucking person in the comments section sees his bullshit. All that this guy does is spin his fucking hand and that's it.

And you guys are giving him hundreds of thousands of followers. How the fuck does nobody notice this problem? Worst ways people have died. Part 6. Now, to elaborate from my previous point, my big question is how the fuck do people even follow this guy? Like, what kind of audience do you have for getting followers from shit like this? I'd imagine it be people that watch serial killing videos or crime videos or some other fucking.

up shit. But honestly, I don't even think those people would even stoop that low. But that's crazy. I don't even know the audience demographic when there's a fucking million people that follow him. Honestly, the only conclusion I have for the followers he has is probably degenerate. I don't know why somebody would follow someone to tune into the daily death of somebody's horrific passing. Kind of seems fucked up in every manner. A stylish marriage I can't The Hordecared Motherfucker, don't even give me that shit

Oh, rest in peace, I feel so fucking bad Oh, if you want to watch more, be sure to follow my YouTube Shut the fuck up Audience, not only is this guy milking a bunch of random people's deaths on TikTok, but now he has a monetized fucking YouTube channel

Making money on people's death This wasn't even a point I was gonna make in my video. The scum that this motherfucker is is insane. Now, if this guy is donating every last fucking penny to charity, then I might forgive him. But either way, he's accumulated a large fucking career from this being his biggest ever series. So it's not like he's doing that much justice. He's getting what he wants. Worst ways people have died. Part 14. Robin, you're a real fucking winner. You know that. Not only did he made a huge fucking career on TikTok and YouTube from milking people's deaths in 40 parts, by the way. Racking up almost a hundred million views and a

million followers in the process. With an audience that has zero fucking empathy for the people that died, let the families of these people's dying relatives resurface on the internet so they can re-experience the pain all over again. What's that audience your mom fucking died five years ago and you're still trying to handle the pain? Well, don't you worry, Robin Wahlberg will resurface that for you. And to top it off, there are no donations for your family and the entire internet clowns your dead relative. Boy, does that sound like a good fucking deal. Worst ways people have died. Part 18. At this point, I think we understand how fucked up this guy is. But to really give the cherry on top of his entire series, this guy has obviously milked this series to death. I think we know that by now.

But this guy has once made 20 fucking parts in a row. If you guys thought milking that vegan teacher in 2021 was terrible. Let's take that shit and make it a hundred times worse and you got this fucking dude. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.