Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 42

Episode Date: November 7, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 42

I'm dedicating 2025 to fighting for the fat equality bill of rights. All right people, what's up? The TikTok fat positivity movement is getting worse. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is J-Bay official. For those unfamiliar with who this lady is, allow me to rewind back to a certain time when she blew up. Hint to which everybody responded by saying no and go to the fucking gym. Well, she didn't like that very much and now was coming out with a fat positivity bill of rights. Yeah, I cannot fucking believe that's a real sentence.

Anyways, today she goes over what exactly is the fat bill of rights. And we're going to see if any of her claims are justified. Let's begin. I'm dedicating 2025 to fighting for the fat equality bill of rights. Listen, I know I just said a second ago that I can't believe that's a real sentence. But bro, with her saying that behind all the five layers of fat behind her layernecks really drives home the point. This lady is truly speaking with authority here, ladies and gentlemen. I want you to be part of this revolution.

Bro, there's no fucking way that this woman actually called this shit a revolution. What the fuck is this revolution you're talking about making fat people normalized? I'm sorry, dude, but there's no universe where fat people are ever going to be respected in any timeline. When you see a fat person, it only indicates no discipline in laziness. Sure, you can get 100,000 lazy fat people in your movement, but nobody's going to respect you. The general population of the world is going to respect people that. are fit. End of story. Every day, fat individuals face barriers that nobody should have to live with.

You know what? Maybe you're right. No individual should be able to have to face the barriers that fat people do. But lady, you're missing out on a very crucial detail to this entire story. It is solely and purely out of your own life choices that you got to this point. If you got no discipline to be selective out of what goes in and out of your own fucking mouth, then yeah, you kind of did subscribe to having barriers in your life. Sorry not sorry. It's being turned away from a doctor's office, not fitting into seats on public transportation, or being unfairly judged in the workplace. These aren't just inconveniences. They're human rights violations.

It should be a human rights violation by how you want to take a more space on an airplane than a normal human. Why the fuck should we accommodate you more space because you can't be selective about the food that goes in and out of your own fucking mouth? If we're going to talk about human rights, if we grant those things to you, you're going to have more rights. than the normal person. Oh guys, society is being an inconvenience to me. Motherfucker, get in line. The Fad Equality Bill of Rights is a critical step towards changing all of that. It's a set of protections designed to ensure fat people are treated with the same respect, dignity, and access to basic rights as everybody else.

Okay, and what's gonna happen to me if I violate the fat bill of rights? Am I gonna be thrown in jail if I don't reserve enough room for your big-o-ass? Yeah, like that's gonna fucking happen. it's time to make this a reality. Just like the civil rights movements that have reshaped history, we're fighting for a world where fat people are treated with fairness, not just tolerance. How the fuck can you be treated with fairness when you can't even do the shit that a fit

person could? If a group of people are running a marathon, can you just so happen to finish five minutes after the fit person finished a marathon? Is there going to be a fat positivity bill of rights law that's going to give the fat person the first place medal anyways? because they're performing with a fucking handicap. No, girl, because that's not how the world works. It's fucking bullshit.

It's about the right to exist without fear of discrimination, exclusion, or ridicule. Listen, lady, I will tell you now that even if the laws were passed, that doesn't allow anybody to ridicule or discriminate against you, there's still going to be people that are still going to make fun of you at the end of the day. Just like how Call of Duty banned shit talking in Game Chat. That does not solve the problem at all of anybody talking. shit in the game chat. You're just stamping a piece of paper that says don't do that. Believe it or not, lady, there are rules that still get broken. It's a civil rights issue and it's time for change.

And here's what the fat equality bill of rights could change for you. This bill will protect fat individuals in every area of life. From health care to employment, transportation, to education. Imagine walking into a doctor's office and not fearing weight bias. Listen, please tell me what weight bias means in a doctor's office. Do you want the doctor to like lie to you about your weight and how you're going to have a heart attack soon? Just so the doctor can protect your feelings over the fat bill of rights? Is this what you're talking about by weight bias? I don't know about you guys, but if I was fat, I would like my doctor to tell me when I'm going to have a fucking heart attack.

If I got type 20 diabetes, doctor, please tell me. I don't give a fuck about my feelings at the moment. Just tell me how I'm going to live. But no, dude, we got to protect our feelings because the fat bill of rights. rights exist. Fuck off, lady. I'm just sitting on a plane without embarrassment. Well, to be fair, lady, airplanes are designed like that primarily because they

need to have the proper aerodynamics to fly. If you want accommodations for your plus size on a plane, then go get enough money to buy a private jet. If you're the only one on the plane, then surely it's going to be accommodated to you. There you go, lady. No more embarrassment. You just got to work your fucking ass off

and get a private jet. Stop fucking complaining. Shopping in a store that actually carries your size. These are the changes we're fighting for. The Fat Equality Bill of Rights isn't just a piece of paper. It's a movement that will reshape how society views, treats, and accommodates fat people. You know, it'll be much easier for you just to change yourself rather than changing the entire world. You can solve all your issues just by lifting weights for 20 minutes a day. Listen, lady, I know you're all about doing shit with no effort. Believe me, I can fucking tell. You lifting weights for 20 minutes a day

is going to take significantly less effort than you trying to. to change the entire world because you're going to spend the rest of your life trying to advocate for this shit and you're going to get fucking nowhere. We'll make the world more accessible, fair, and inclusive for all of us. How the fuck is it going to be more fair for everybody? We're giving you more space, more accommodations, more care than for the normal person that actually takes care of himself. You think for all these accommodations that people are not going to look at you as being overprivileged,

Nobody is going to look at all of these accommodations you're getting and think it's fair. Listen, lady, the people that get rewarded in this world are the people that actually work hard. Not the people that do nothing and get rewarded for it. Because guess what? It doesn't fucking exist. I can't do this alone. 2025 would be my year of fighting for body justice. And I'm bringing all of you with me. Excuse me, lady, but who the fuck is we?

And also, I don't think you're really going to be fighting shit. Society has been shooting down every single proposition you've ever brought to the table. What the fuck makes you think the mighty 2025 is going to be your year? Girl, you get 9,000 views of video on TikTok. If you want this shit to work, you're going to have to do a dramatic overhaul on all of your brand, which is obviously not going to happen because you're a lady that doesn't care about effort. Your ass is definitely going to be left in 2023. I'm committing to this fight because I believe in a world where fat people aren't,

Yeah, well, you guys are not equal. Literally and figuratively, you guys are not equal. If you and I both laid on a deflating air mattress, we will see who will deflate it first. We are not equal, girl. Accessible isn't just possible, it's necessary. So let's make it happen. Sign the petition, share your stories, and let's push for the Fat Equality Bill of Rights to become a law. Or maybe you could just go to the fucking gym and lift some dumbbells for 20 minutes. Come on, guys. Like seriously, sharing it to social.

media, signing a petition and fighting and protesting on the fucking street. You guys think that doing that is less effort than going to the gym? What kind of backwards thinking is this? Because your body deserves justice. We deserve justice. So join me. Head to change.org slash fatty quality and let's make 2025 the year we change everything for everybody.

Oh, shut the fuck up. Ladies and gentlemen, subscribe to the channel for a part two on the Fat Bill of Rights. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Guys, later. Shine, be good. Bro, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, I'm convinced this guy likes men. All right, people, what's up?

Today, we're checking out the worst spice kings I've ever seen. Usually, when you think of spice kings, you either think of this guy, that guy, or this fucking abomination. But today, they're going to be competing for who exactly is the worst spice game. And just to preface, before we begin, God, this video's going to be fucking awful. Gummy chicken win. Holy shit. Four seconds in, and we're starting off with a.

the banger. I think if I just incorporate my own biased opinion, I would personally think spicy is the fucking worst spice king. Not only because he's probably the most annoying motherfucker of all time, and not just because he's the most sensitive piece of shit ever, and he'll strike your videos if you make fun of him. But like 99% of the shit he consumes in his videos, it's not even fucking spicy. I'm sure all of us can sit here and eat gummy chicken wings all day without, you know, wanting to fucking shit your brains out. It's like, are these spice kings even Spice Kings. Blue Taki, it's gummy!

Yeah, no, this is fucking disgusting. By the way, guys, the video that I'm reacting to is titled ASMR. Do you think this audio with this visual on screen is going to be satisfying? And by the way, this is a genuine question. Who the fuck is putting on their headphones? Thinking, oh my God, I need something relaxing. I need some ASMR to listen to and they pop on a fucking spicy video. Like, who the fuck is doing that?

Bucle Gummy? Oh yeah, and also, it's not gonna be a spicy video unless you do some gay shit. If there's like a giant pickle or some big ass pepper involved, then you can expect some gay activity. If you guys ask me the reason of why he does all this weird shit in his videos, it's of course to get me and you guys to comment on the video be like, ha-ha, you're so fucking fruity. That's basically it, but no, this guy's just being fucking stupid at the end of the day.

Pickle-tastic! Shut the fuck up. Unfutny. Ooh! It's called Gummy! Look, it's the queen! Ha! Ha! Hey look guys, it's John F. Kennedy! Get it because there's a giant fucking hole in his skull? I gave him head! Yeah, I'm sure that's not the only thing you've given head in your life. Yeah, so if I had to rank spicy on the tier list of Spice Kings, a fucking F tier, let's move on. Giant spicy goldfish.

Okay, serious question. Where the f... do these guys find these guys find these big ass snacks. I imagine these foods are like some DIY shit, but dude, I would actually want to eat that. Anyways, yeah, for anybody that doesn't know who this spice king is, it is jumbo spice. If I had to describe this guy, he's probably the most mellow spice king I've ever seen. But nonetheless, ladies and gentlemen, this guy also does a pretty weird shit too. Giant fries. Wait a minute, did you just say fucking French fries? I thought this was a spice king video. What the fuck is this? Bro, you're eating potatoes. That's like the most white people's shit ever and white people think fucking salt is spicy this is like the

complete opposite of spice king okay genuine question why the fuck is this guy wearing so many rings did you get the flame one out of the 25 cent fucking gunball machine like damn a fuck a put your wish dot com rings away black dorido i bet that's what your fucking nut sack looks like under a microscope giant red and yellow cheetos that shit don't even look like a fucking cheeto why do they look like pool noodles. Grimmish shake. This muf-fuck just turned into granddad from the boondocks. World's spiciest pizza.

That pizza doesn't even look fucking spicy. It looks like some shitty lunchable I had in third grade. Spontaneous combustion. Giant yellow pepper. Okay, motherfucker. What did you just say? Bro, he called this shit a pepper. Bro, you are such a dumbass.

Wasabi? Satan's blood. Okay, at this point, I wouldn't even qualify this shit. as a pizza. I think you lost me when you added the the fucking yellow pepper. But at this point, this pizza looks like a bunch of sped kids just threw their fucking Play-Doh on it. It actually looks disgusting. Like, I genuinely think I would pass away if I ate that. Pineapple soda. Okay, I'm convinced this guy is actually stupid. What fucka puts in the straw, but he doesn't use the straw. I'm telling you guys,

you cannot be a spice king unless you have brain damage to some capacity. No reaction. Ham o'fkka, you don't need to be so intense. Who is looking at me like how EDP looks at? Giant peacle? Here we go, he's about to do some gay sh- Sour spaghetti? This moment right here confirms to me he has never had any interaction with a female before.

Ah, keys? Bluichi-moy? Oh my goodness! One chip challenge! It looks scary! Get inside, baby! Yeah, definitely. He has got to be only experience with dudes. A pickle powder!

Zombie pickle! RAH! What did I tell you? What did I fucking tell you? I told you there was gonna be some gay shit. Well, shit, finally, you fucking dork. Giant popu-chitos. Yeah, no, that shit looks nothing like a Cheeto. It looks like the last turd that fucking Barney took.

Prime. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, is that Prime? The title of the video is Spicy Food ASMR. I'm sure most of the people watch. watching have consumed Prime sometime in their life, we can confirm right now that Prime is not spicy. It's a hydration drink. Where the fuck is it spicy? The shit is false advertisement. Popo Dorido. Popo Takis. Popo Korean Fire Ramin. You know, I have no idea why I'm mentioning this now. But in order to be a spice king,

you quite literally have to throw your health down the drain. Because if your career is after eating talkies and eating a ton of ramen every single day, I imagine your health is going to go down the drain and you're going to have an early grave by at least 30. Throughout this video, I've probably seen around 5,000 milligrams worth of sodium consumed. That much sodium is probably enough to give an elephant a heart attack. So honestly, seeing all these Spice Kings still standing after all this shit put in their mouth, to say that I'm not surprised that they're still breathing is the biggest amount of cap ever. Audients, you see what I mean?

This motherfuck is scraping the bottom of the container. How are these guys still breathing? No reaction I know this guy is feeling tingly all around his body right now Because there is no fucking way you just chug a monster like that And you're still completely fine For all my monster connoisseurs out there If you know you know

Giant Orange Cheeto Why does it look like my fucking ear wax Okay genuinely what the hell is going on Why does he have the same ring as Jombo Spice I swear these two motherfuckas are married or some shit Giant Cheez-it Yeah, I think I'm done. Fucking white people in their cheez-its.

Everybody click the video on screen to watch more. But anyways, yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came. All he cares about is money. All he cares about his views. And he will get those views if he has a person with terminal cancer on his channel. And it makes him look like a nice guy. Okay, at this point, I think I'm convinced that this lady is actually psychotic. She's been doing this for over three years now where she's been promoting animal rights activism.

Katie, the joke is over. can retire now, you can die now. You rotten, wrinkly piece of fucking kale. Let's talk about woke. Oh my God, get this shit off my screen! All right, people, what's up? Today, that vegan teacher has officially crossed the line.

Now, I'm pretty sure every single one of you guys have already seen a That Vegan teacher video sometime in the past three years, whether it be from August the Duck, whether you've seen it from Pancho, or whether you've seen it from That Vegan Teacher herself, this lady has pretty much been confirmed as this absolute fossil of a human being with no more functioning brain cells that says the craziest

ever. Does this girl seem to you like she might be naturally intelligent, gorgeous, generous, exemplary, and radiant? Yeah, this is one example of what the fuck. It's pretty safe to say that that vegan teacher has had the craziest catalog of controversies over the past few years. An audience somehow, in 2024, this lady has yet to be canceled. of you know every single platform and she is uploading to this day with over 2,000 videos on

our YouTube channel but audience there is one video that I seen that I just can't resist you gotta see this men with boobs assisted suicide demonic Gordon Ramsey stupid comments and great news is it just me or how do you say all of this crazy shit and then you say great news at the end of your title I'm just sitting here at this point I'm like bro what the fuck hello students welcome to class I'm miss Katie that vegan teacher by the way audience if you notice her video is lagging it's not because of you it's not because of your shitty internet it's because of her she is so fucking booty ass at setting up her YouTube videos that they literally

lag while she's recording I just wanted to confirm that because it's not your shit the internet it's her literally recording on a fucking toaster today we're gonna be looking at different stories one of them is kind of sad it's about assisted suicide After that, I want you repeated. That was so sad. Yeah, no, seriously, that is a pretty fucked up topic, but I really do wonder how that vegan teacher is going to circulate this back into veganism. I don't know, maybe she's referring to Gordon Ramsey somehow participating in the killing, quote, unquote, of this lady with cancer.

Because, you know how Gordon Ramsey promotes me, and this lady likes Gordon Ramsey, and so she probably eats meat, and that's probably how Gordon Ramsey, quote, unquote, killed her. I don't know, this lady will literally put anything in her YouTube title to get views at this point. I wouldn't put it past her if she said that Gordon Ramsey killed this lady with stage 4 cancer. But after that, I want your opinions. So let me know in the comments below what you think about this story. But first... Hooray, hooray! It's time for vegan humor of the day.

Yeah, guys, we're going to talk about assisted suicide, but first we got to look at some vegan humor. Fuck off. All right, this first one was sent in by Melissa from Canada. who is a new vegan, and it says, wow, I think you went too far with the plastic surgery. This has genuinely got to be the most unfunny shit I've seen all day. I think I would rather spread my cheeks for a bullet train going 400 miles per hour than look at another fucking vegan meme. And it's a little snail looking at some scotch tape. So I thought it was cute.

Yeah, no, the only people that thought that shit was funny was you and your five friends and your stupid fucking Facebook group. Personally, Katie, I think you went a little too far with a veganistic lifestyle. You know, I've been noticing you've been a crotchety bitch over the last three years. You know, your bones are more hollow than a fucking piece of bamboo. I mean, shit. Whenever you're dead and gone, I might use your bamboo bones to build the next fucking gaming desk I have. I already got the blueprint to be building my bamboo desk out of yo ass. This next one was sent to me by somebody in the UK named Bobby,

who says that the lady on the right reminds him of his grandmother, although she's not a hundred forty-eight. Katie, Katie, Katie, listen to me, listen to me. The head does not say 148. I don't know if you're going fucking blind. I don't know if the kale like is taking away your eyesight. I think this wrinkly cotton swab was confused with the year that she was born in. She's only 70, but he says that he thought this was funny and he thought that I would appreciate it, which I do. Now, I don't think there's any evidence, at least not that I'm aware of, that vegans end up looking younger than anyone else.

I think it's probably the same. Yeah, no, Katie, there definitely isn't. There is in fact so much no evidence that vegans are actually looking older than people that are not vegan. Now, Katie, you might be thinking where I got this statistic from or anything like that. You just got to go to trust me bro.com. I don't know what's more accurate than my bro science, all right? Audience, leave a like in the video if you think vegans age worse than normal humans. However, I like the image on the right because it does reflect our attitude of protecting the animals at all costs and not caring what anybody thinks.

Well, you clearly fucking care after making 2,000 videos responding to people. That is the most hypocritical shit I've ever seen. You're probably the most sensitive old women on this website. And also, vegans are likely to live longer because they are not consuming products that contain high cholesterol, such as eggs or meat or dairy. And speaking about health, this one was going around on April Fool's Day. It says at the top, meat gives you protein. And then April Fool's, it gives you cancer. Listen, Katie, if it means I get to eat steak, eggs, and d'clock.

and all this stuff and I would die sooner than you and I would no longer have to hear your voice ever again Listen Katie, I will become vegan if you just delete your fucking channel tomorrow. I promise. But hey, that probably makes you an animal abuser if you don't delete your YouTube channel after I just said that. So your choice. High blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, heart disease, kidney disease, and obesity. You give me high blood pressure, you fucking used band-aid. If you guys have any funny memes you want to send me, you can do so at my Instagram address. I'm going to skip to the part where she actually.

talks about men with boobies because, God, I want to know what this is about. That's talk about woke, tick talk. The great thing about the world is there are so many different types of people. Here we have men who like to dress up as women. They like to wear wigs and lots of makeup. This lady literally just offended every single transgender in the whole world. I know that I'm like blurring out the screen right now, but I genuinely do not know if I could show you guys this on YouTube.

For some reason, that vegan teacher's video on YouTube is a, available to everybody and it's not age restricted, so I don't know how the fuck that is. But I guarantee you my 4 million sub-ass, if I were to put this on my YouTube channel, I would be cooked. My channel would be deleted immediately. Because let's be real, I know you guys can see what's actually going on on screen, right? It's a pretty sick shit. Not really something that relates to veganism or anything like that. I really don't even know what she's talking about.

But to a lot of that vegan teacher's audience, which is pretty much little kids that just want to make fun of her, I really don't know if this should be the content that you're promoting to little kids. Just saying. And we're here on TikTok where you can see lots of people like to wear bathing suits. And they like to put tattoos on themselves. These men also like to lift up their skirts and film themselves a lot. Oh, there goes again. These men had breast implants put into their bodies.

But the most important thing about them is that they're eating fruits and vegetables. At this point, I don't know why Katie is saying all this. I don't know if she's trying to like convert me into veganism by showing me these videos. But personally as a tall straight white male watching these videos, I'm being fucking repulsed right now. I don't swing that way. You know, I've been a prime follower of Jesus, you know, and seeing these videos of these men doing these things, it's kind of like, what the fuck? If anything, Katie, you showing me these videos is honestly just turning me more and more away from the vegan lifestyle. Now, does me saying this make me homophobic or transphobic in any sense of the word? I don't know. I don't know. I just don't swing that way, all right? I'm watching. this and my wiener is getting so fucking small that it's actually going back into my body.

So if this whole segment of the video is about me becoming vegan, then you're doing a horrible job, Katie. Pink soy milk, oak milk, rice milk, almond milk, don't steal milk. Wow Katie, that song was so good. Please get signed into OVO immediately. You could join all those other fuckers that are showing sexual shit the children. Let's talk about disgusting narcissistic capitalists. This is Gordon Ramsey. Oh, no, who, no, uh, he got, just fucking... Katie, Katie, what's...

Katie, what's wrong? Are you dying? I think Miss Katie had one too many Newports, ladies and gentlemen. What the fuck is going on? Oh, my God, Gorney Ramsey. Ah, what the fuck? Katie, calm the fuck down. Eat a burger like, damn.

Gordon Ramsey, he's known to be an animal abuser. He pays people to murder animals. Katie, what the fuck? Again, audience, I have to blur this part of the video. I don't know how her video on use. YouTube is not age restricted, but because I'm reacting to this video, I got to blur this video as much as possible. But basically, she's just showing a fucking decaying carcass. I think that's a baby cow.

I don't know what the fuck it is. It's so dismembered and mutilated that I can't even identify what animal it is anymore. It looks like a failed month old embryo, if I could describe that to you. This is making me kind of sick. Moats this on his channel. What the fuck? This includes me... What the...

Fuck! What the fuck! Katie, holy shit! You've been taking testosterone? You're about to join these motherfuckers right here! Here he is proud to show a victim of cancer on his channel. Here he is dancing with her. This woman is dying of cancer. Wait a minute, I gotta read this. Why the fuck is Maddie promoting an animal abuser? She has states for terminal cancer, large intestines, small and cancer... Holy shit! And even whenever she's editing her videos, she's still screaming at the top of her lungs. She actually had to hit the Caps lock button to type all the...

Type all of that to make sure that we read it in all caps. Katie, I could promise you it's not that serious. You could chill out and nibble on your kale. This woman is dying of cancer. Cancer is caused by eating meat. But she went to see him. Not to give him shit for promoting the eating of meat. But because she thinks he's cute.

How fucked up is that? Oh, shut the fuck up. Bro, I've about had it with this lady. She is literally saying that this lady was stage four cancer is promoting animal abuse by co-signing with Gordon Ramsey. The internet in 2024 is wild, ladies and gentlemen. I can't fucking believe this. Anyways, leave a like on the video so that vegan teacher will see this video eventually and respond.

Thank you. Subscribe. If this video magically gets 500 likes, I will show my face in my next video, all right? What are you guys doing? Click the like button. All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. I found something today, boys, all right? I was scrolling around on YouTube.com like we always do,

and I found some degeneracy that I had to bring up onto the YouTube. channel today. Pokemon Wedding. Yep, that's the title. Pokemon wedding. The new Pokemon game's going to be coming out within like less than two weeks. So I think it only be good to get into the spirit and react to some Pokemon content. And also because I've been checking out a lot of Roblox lately, a lot of Roblox. So yeah, today we're going to be checking out some Pokemon content because we need to break the cycle of Roblox cringe. Anyways, before we get into today's video, please subscribe to the channel. If you end up enjoying this video, it's free and you can always unsubscribe later. But yeah, with that being said, let's go ahead and check out

wedding. Okay, so we're greeted with probably the worst intro to a wedding that I've ever seen. Not to sound technical here, but bro, the text isn't even centered in the video. Then again, I probably shouldn't be nagging at this wedding because this is probably a perfectly imperfect wedding to say the least. I don't know, audience, maybe this wedding might actually be fire. This, this Pokemon wedding might actually be pretty gangster, more gangster than I thought. All right, so let's go ahead and drink in the last night. All right, so let's go ahead and drink in the landscape here. Here is the wedding, and I'm assuming that these two people right here are getting married,

the woman in the pink dress and this guy in the white suit. So now that we established our main characters, let's go ahead and check out the people in the background. We got a guy on a horse head. I don't understand. I can tell you right now, audience, by just looking at the first two seconds of this wedding right here, it's going to be a colossal train wreck in the following minutes. All right then. Courtney, I choose you.

Oh boy, ladies and gentlemen, they're about to do a Pokemon battle right inside of the wedding. Courtney, I choose you! Like, bro, if you've ever told me before I watched this video that somebody unironically did a Pokemon wedding, I would refuse to believe you. I genuinely do not want to believe that somewhere in society that somebody genuinely thought, that having a Pokemon wedding would be a great idea, a miraculous idea. But now that I'm actually sitting here right now and watching this wedding unfold before my eyelids, I'm actually like, you know, contemplating, you know, ending myself.

I do not want to have my own wedding with my own girlfriend in the same vicinity as another person that had a wedding that was themed after Pokemon. That just sounds so disappointing. Okay, so I have absolutely no idea what these guys are doing. Like, can somebody please tell me what kind of Pokemon these guys are? Is this supposed to be like Mr. Mine versus Rosilia or something? And what kind of fighting scene is this supposed to be? This has got to be the most underwhelming fight that I've ever seen. They're legit, just slapping their hands at each other.

It's so pathetic. This is what entertainment is supposed to be at a wedding, ladies and gentlemen. This is what we're provided. You know, whenever I hear a Pokemon battle, I expect people to be like mega evolving and gigantic maxing into these big old Pokemon and just slamming each other against the floor, you know, blood all over the place. This is exactly what I did not want to be provided. I did not want to see somebody doing playground insult and be like,

Courtney, I choose you, and they start slapping. in each other. That's so underwhelming. Where is the blood? Where is the gore? I want to see somebody getting falcon punched to death. I do not want to be looking at this. This is just, this is so stupid. Hey, we're sure. Let me go. Sidney. I assume. Oh my gosh, bro. Is that supposed to be squirtle? This has got to be the worst squirtle cosplay I've ever seen boys. Look, audience, I bet whenever you think of squirtle, this is probably

the last thing you're thinking of when you hear the word squirtle. This is just like, insult. like on so many levels. You know, as a person that's played Pokemon since I was like around four years old, okay, this is highly insulting to me. Also, on a side note, right, is Squirtle supposed to be doing water gun in this scene right here? Because I see a little blue thing being fluttering out of the girl's body. Is that supposed to be water gun? This video, man, I swear, this has got to be one of the best videos on YouTube.com that I've ever seen.

Bro, you cannot be serious. This guy is actually asking the husband, are you a boy or a girl? Luckily, this video was recorded back in 2016, because if they asked the same question in 2021, oh, this guy's going to get canceled hard. Well, actually, I'm not a boy or a girl. No offense to my trans viewers, by the way. You are valid, and I appreciate you guys watching the content, just saying. I mean, boy.

He said, girl, guys, did you get the joke? Did you get the funny joke that he said? That was funny. You promised to be the shoulder to hurt slowbro. bro did i just up you promised to be the needo queen to his needo king bro did i just hear this correctly do you promise to be the needo queen to his needo king at this point bro does this even qualify as like an actual wedding if this is supposed to be like the vows that you're supposed to be saying at your wedding that this wedding means absolutely nothing you know talking in a genuine sense here right

you know you're supposed to be giving your genuine vows to people for life because personally dude if this were my wedding and then i watched my wedding with my wife 50 years from now and that I realize that it's all about Pokemon. I'm not going to be able to sit down with my spouse, with my kids, and rewatch my own wedding. Like, that's never going to work. It would be just so unbelievably, like, embarrassing. It would be so unbelievably gringy.

I would refuse to watch it with anybody. I would refuse to rewatch the video of myself getting married. Like, this is unbelievably terrible. But unfortunately, now that the whole world has basically seen this wedding, I don't think this guy is going to be forgetting about his wedding for a long time. to tag in when your opponent is in the room. It's up to support each other, victory, and defeat. Mostly victories.

What do you'd like to say to each other? Oh, I definitely have something to say. Yeah, so this is like insanely copyrighted, but essentially this lady goes on like a two-minute tangent just doing a full on music video performance right in front of her husband. Honestly, I wish we can watch the entire two minutes with audio because, well, you know, I want to make money, of course. Bro, you got to appreciate how bad this wedding actually is, because they did all this for us, okay? They did all this to put it on the internet,

thinking that everybody was going to think, oh, this is so wholesome, this is so beautiful and nice. But no, this completely backfired in their faces. They actually did all this, just to get backfired right in the face, and it's amazing. It's a striking lingo and also, and it poses. All people within our nation. Are you changing the fake to extend our reach to the stars above?

Team Rocket take off at the speed of lights. Surrender now for panic night. Oh, bro, this is so unbelievably bad. For anybody that hasn't seen the Pokemon anime, you would not understand how unbelievably cringe this actually is. I'm gonna go ahead and show you guys an example of what they actually did, and just prepare yourself. It's bad. evils of truth and love to extend our reach to the stars above jesse james so yeah uh ladies and gentlemen

i'm actually at a loss for words at this point i really have no idea what to say into this how to say anything about this so i think i'm gonna go ahead and just end off the video here so i hope you guys end up enjoying this pokemon wedding if you want to see more please slap a fat like on today's video but yeah but that being said i'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came later here i come got it he's doing on one of those eye things ad ad What is stand by me? All right, people, what's up? Today, I found the dumbest Darmann clone that ever lived.

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Totally Studios. Karen has kid thrown off plane for Roblox must see ending. We have Darmann, Karen, and Roblox in one video. This sounds too good to be true. Here I come. Got it. Who ain't making all that noise? No, he's a kid.

I mean, when I was his age, I was doing the same thing. Except it was Domino's. He's doing it on one of those iPod thingies. Did someone not long ago raised this woman from the fucking grave? Actually, dumb question of me, her hair is literally turning into sulfur. I totally get why you don't know what those iPod thingies are. If I were born in the 1830s, I would have no idea what an iPod is either. If I were this woman, my only two personality traits would probably be the Civil War and the Civil Rights.

Isn't that for reading? No, kids have figured how to play games on these things. You know, it's like a giant phone. Well, I don't think kids should have those. Or a phone either. I think you should shut the fuck up. Go back to protesting in front of the town hall. He looks like he has both of those now.

Dad, what does standby mean? Oh no, audience, look at this fucking idiot. He doesn't know what the word stand by means. Well, fuck my titty and give me a hicky. Gen Z is actually. actually stupid. Oh son, that's a special ticket on our airline. It means we just don't know where your seat is going to be.

But I am gonna have a seat, right dad? Did you see that? Yeah, he's talking on the phone. No, he's talking to his dad. His parents aren't here. Okay, uh, what's the big deal with that? They're not gonna let this kid fly by himself, are they? There are rules against these things?

Is this seriously going to be the life lesson of the video. Guys, if there are existing rules, they are supposed to be followed. Always remember, look both ways before you cross the street, put on your pants one fucking nipple at a time. And bada bing, bada boom,

you will always be a good noodle. I don't know, honey. I left my husband rulebook at home. Nobody wants to listen to a screaming kid. Yes, dear. You're right. Of course. At the beginning of this video,

I kind of liked this guy. Now you're nothing more than a fucking. Cuck. Aha, yes, dear, we don't want any fucking kids screaming on the plane, of course. Flicks the daily newspaper. Good thing we're in first class. Well, honey, our tickets are in economy. We're flying all the way to Miami in crowded class?

Well, honey, you know how expensive first class is on a trip like this? Apparently you don't care about me at all. My guy, I have no idea what you see in Karen, but the sex better be good. If I had a wife like this and she was treating me this way, the only redeeming value would be the sex. And from the looks of it, bro, I guarantee you you're probably ain't getting no nooky. If I were you, I wouldn't even want the fucking nooky. I would rather scrape my dick against sandpaper. Good thing you have a lot of miles from that job of yours.

Those miles are supposed to only be used for the company. I don't care about that. Give me your mileage card so I can take care of this. Excuse me. Hi, how may I help you? I'm Karen Reynolds and my husband and I need to upgrade to first class. Um, let me look up the price for that. Oh no, no, no, no.

We're gonna use points. Ooh, these are already reserved. I'm not sure you can use points for that. Oh no, you can for us. Because my husband has gold status. Not only is she a Karen, but a fucking coupon queen. These types of people at grocery stores, oh lordy, lordy, these people piss me off. I'm over here trying to ring up.

up one bag of sour patch and here's your fucking have-and-ass ringing up 50-cent coupons on a damn gallon of milk. But when you walk in with the fucking arts and craft store of coupons and fucking box tops, I think you have a problem. So if Karen has enough points to redeem for a first-class flight, that just explains to you how bad it is. Hi, I'm supposed to ask about my airline ticket. Oh, what's the name? Cody Sterling. I absolutely adore how he says that with Chy's true pride. Cody Sterling, the motherfucker that doesn't know what standby means. That's right,

bitches. I'm Cody Sterling. Fuck you. Sterling. Oh, yes, I see. You're on an employee standby ticket. Employee standby? What does that mean? That means you get a ticket after all the other passengers check in, but you get priority. You can tell all that? From the iPad? iPad? iPad pro actually. It's the latest thing here at Totally Airlines. Cool. I got an iPad too, but I use it to play Roblox.

Yes, that's right, Cody Sterling. You play Roblox. That means you have the best iPad inside of all of Totally Airlines. Fuck the iPad Pro. Fuck the other passengers because you are motherfucking Cody Sterling. Excuse me. You're not gonna let him on this flight, are you? Well, that's up to the airline.

How can I help you, ma'am? Are you aware that my husband has a medical condition? Oh. Does he need a wheelchair or something? No, he's hard of hearing. Why the fuck do you need first class if you can't hear? Audience, I'll let you guys know that I can't hear jack shit, but I'm not going to go ahead and get first class because I'm pretty much deaf.

Karen, your story is not adding up. You don't need first class over a hearing problem. I'm probably one of the best people you can hear this from. That's why we need first class. Ma'am, I don't make the rules. I just follow them. Great. You're gonna make a sit-in economy with a noisy kid like this? If your husband can afford a first-class flight, I'm pretty sure he can just remove his hearing aids.

Oh my gosh, the boy is too fucking loud on the plane. Get rid of the fucking hearing aids! If he has a hearing condition, then he doesn't have to hear the boy. Holy shit, these are some negative IQ people. Totally Airlines flight 556 to Miami is now boarding. Name? Cody Sterling. Yep, you are.

Thank you. Name? Reynolds. Yep, I have a Kenneth Reynolds. I'm Karen. I have a different ticket for you. Different ticket? What's that supposed to mean?

Oh, Kenneth has an upgrade. Cool. What kind of upgrade do I have? The thing is that your husband is rich, not you. I can just tell by the look on your face that you haven't worked for jack shit in your life. You've gotten everything handed to you by your cuck husband. You do you. not deserve a fucking upgrade.

Don't have an upgrade. There are no more first-class seats. What? I made those other two people get rid of theirs. We gave the other first-class seats to the boy. You can't do that. My husband has a medical condition. Bro, on God, I'll be doing the same fucking thing.

Get me the fuck away from my wife. Motherfucker, when I get on that first-class flight and I sit my fat ass cheeks on those seats, oh, my thoughts of you are gonna be gone. son the pilot would like to offer you a tour of the cockpit heck yeah hello are you Captain Armstrong oh you must be Cody yeah they said you show me how the plane works yeah take the other seat I'll make your honorary co-pilot cool do I get to fly it too no son maybe someday but for now I'm going to give you these honorary wings cool does that mean I get to boss everybody around on the Plain?

Sorry, kid. Only I get to do that. Long story short, kid, those honorary wings are just a fuck you souvenir. And I swear unmarry Harold Christ, if we see this kid drive the plane, I think we're about to see the World Trade Center V2. You should see the cockpit. They have more action gear than a GameStop. What's a GameStop?

Fuck me. Excuse me? Yes, what is it? My husband is having a medical. a medical crisis. Medical crisis? Oh my goodness. Should we get a doctor? No, you just have to remove the excessive noise around him. Man, planes are noisy. There's nothing we can do about it. No, there's just some boys sitting next to him playing some game called roadblocks or something. I know you guys comment about me losing brain cells in these videos. I think this is actually the first video

where I'm losing brain cells. I consider myself a very smart human being, but this shit, Oh man, this is challenging. Oh, roadblocks. All the kids laughed at. No, not my husband. He's practically a kid himself. And he's gonna go death if that kid doesn't stop playing that game. Or maybe you can turn off the volume?

Holy shit, I just had a eureka moment. Boy, with the roadblocks game and the headphones. I think my husband's hairnades are gonna electrocute him. So are you saying the boy has to move? That's what I've been saying the whole time. You don't listen to me. I'm very reasonable. Yep, yep, I'm fucking done.

I'm very reasonable. Shut the fuck. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Oh my gosh. I mean that I'm gonna be staying with her.

That girl is so pretty. All right, people, what's up? Today, this psychotic Roblox YouTuber got worse. I must check for spiders. Ladies and gentlemen, I intro. introduce you to Calixo. If you're looking for a Roblox YouTuber that looks like to have a fucking aneurysm while making the worst jokes imaginable, then this guy is probably for you.

My Crush became my roommate in Roblox Brokhaven roleplay. Well, twist my titty in New York City, this sounds exciting. My crush is my new roommate in Roblox. Dude, why the fuck do you sound like a robot? My crush is my new roommate in Roblox. Shut the fuck up! And I join SummerGham and get the... I'm part with the bell of my dreams.

I accidentally messed things up at me for I want to leave. No way, you fucked up with the ladies? Oh my gosh, who would have fucking knew that one? I feel so bad for you, man. It's like your Riz game is on fucking point. I mean, audience, look at him. Doesn't he look like a fucking king? Boy, does he look like a man that I'll give 40 minutes

or whatever the fuck he wants to do with me? Fuck outta here. Oh my gosh! This is where I'll be staying. Sure you're going to be okay here. Okay, mom. Mom, this is like a dream come true. How has a blood socket in your fucking skull not popped yet?

Because, Calyxo, I know you do not enjoy the videos that you're making. I know you dread waking up every morning to sit down in your fucking gamer chair to sit your ass down to do this for two hours straight. And then you gotta edit the bullshit that publish it to YouTube. I know you fucking hate your life. You don't have to tell me. You look like a man that's crying for help. I'm glad you like it.

Now listen, my callie boo-d-d-d-boo. I'm going to miss you so much. Callie Boo-boo? Did I hear that fucking shit correctly? When a man receives absolutely no love and attention in his life, to the point where he results to calling himself fucking boo-boo, I think we've reached another type of lonely. Can one of you females put him out of his misery and just touch him?

You know, like his shoulder or something. If you do that, he's going to fucking explode, I promise. But then again, I don't think any woman wants to handle the Nagasaki blast of Kolew. He's just too far gone. Ah, Mom! Can you not throw this in front of all these people? You're going to embarrass me. Don't worry! We'll take real good care of him!

Who's this fucking Humpty Dumpty head ass? Oh, don't worry, we're gonna take it. Shut the fuck up. Wait, what the heck is this guy's deal? Well, looks like you're in good hands. Yeah, real good hands. I'll see you in six weeks when Cap is over here! Wait, the spicy chips, Mom!

Scamode! What the hell was that laugh? Fucking pixie. Oh my gosh, guys. My mom is literally the coolest. Now, quick, let's put these away before the other kids tried to steal them. I don't think any kid's going to put their grubby-ass hands in your chip bag. You look like the type of motherfucker to eat their boogers and shit.

I'm not trying to cop your nostril protein. Fuck out of here. Hey, the name's nation. And I am the house leader. The house leader. And it's my job to introduce everybody. To beo bitch, follow me Colixo, your voice changer

is probably the most duty-ass shit I've ever heard because I know there's various voice filters on the internet that you can download that doesn't sound like an alien with a blue Yeti shoved up its ass you can actually get a voice filter that doesn't sound like a piece of shit

so with all due respect please get a different voice filter you sound like shit Oh, okay but it looks like he's about to start introducing me to all the other people staying at Summit Caird. Wait, what the heck? She's looking for bugs!

Wait, what? Did you say bucks? Oh my gosh, this girl is crazy. I love bugs! I'd love for you to shut the fuck up! That's another issue, everybody's got the same fucking voice. How cheap can you possibly be in your YouTube videos that you can't even pay for more than one voice filter at a time? Motherfuck I can't even do the bare minimum.

Real crazy! Do you like that? Do you like bugs? Yes, I really like them. Except for spiders. Spiders are disgusting. Woo! Bucking!

You mean that I have to spend my time this whole six weeks with people like this? I really hope there's some normal people. Hey, eyes off her all right? She's my roommate! Well, what's it to you, little shit? Rose dressed like he's 55 years of age. She looking like your average 15-year-old goth girl. What the fuck you're getting jealous over a little girl, bro?

Kind of creepy, you weird fuck. I get to pick my bed! Oh my gosh, guys! We gotta be fast, this rate. I want to make sure that I get the top buck! Wait, did he just fall over? Anyways, come on, you doofus! Let's get upstairs, all sneaky-like!

And check out my new... Whoa. Tadda! You mean I get this room? What the fuck is the floor made of glass? What if I'm trying to change my clothes and shit? I'm not trying to have motherfuckers get a submarine view of my supreme ass. Fuck out of here.

With this view! Okay, guys, I am definitely taking the top bug Top bug gang! Ha ha! Shut the fuck up. You sound like Piglet getting hit by a fucking car. What's fast? That's something I gotta do.

Why's that? I must check first bite. Spider-Chick completed, and now I'm in the Top Bug gang. Skoll. Anyways, guys. What the fuck happened to your neck? Did you twitch or some shit? Is bro faking Tourette's again?

I wonder who I'm gonna get this, I hope I don't get something real. Really weird. Well, it looks like you're about to find out. Wait, what are you talking about? Look out there. Huh? Oh my gosh, guys. He's right. Holy shit. Did this guy get pink guy as his roommate? Motherfucker pulled up in the pink mobile and everything. I'm a little jealous. I'm not gonna lie. And check out the car. Whoever's inside of it could be a millionaire. How much you want to bet the quote-a-quote cute girl he's about to meet is probably some stereotypical blonde bitch with like a pink out. That's pretty much what every single cute girl in Roblox is supposed to be. Some blonde bimbo or some shit.

I'm probably correct. This side. Guys, I'm literally about to find out right now who? I will be spending six weeks with in this beautiful house. Is that a doll? Okay, Dads! See you later! What did I fucking tell y'all?

I swear the Rith YouTube channel can never be wrong. Oh my gosh. This guy was so pretty. Oh my god. Let me change roommates! What the heck? No way, Suga! She's mine! What are the Squint gang doing? Nice to meet you! Yes, miss! What the heck is going on?

Oh, show me about them! Holy shit! The leader just beat the fuck out of them! I didn't know this guy was capable of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu! I better watch what I fucking say around this guy. Whoa, guys? You mean that I'm gonna be staying with her? Huh, I am so nervous. What am I gonna do? You gotta Riz up, bro! You wondering how you're gonna ask her out, bro? You just failed from the start! You ain't going to the gym, you're not eating right, you're eating fucking spicy chips. You ain't got no Riz on this girl. You already lost the war. Well, look, the lucky boy. Wait, what the heck? Squigak, get your head

out the squitty gutters. The only thing I love is spicy chips. Yeah, with that attitude, you ain't getting no girl. He has a crush! Shut the fuck up. I'm skipping this bullshit. Let's get to the juicy parts. Oh my gosh! Ha! What is it? Look at that waterfall! What the heck? Why did you try and scat me like that? Is this the water? Is this the water? Isn't it romantic? Huh? That was kind of a weird thing to say. You know what?

I'mma keep just looking around. Bro, what the fuck are you doing? That girl is practically pleading for you. I think bro's rejecting women so much that he just doesn't want to admit he's gay. Melody? You're alive with... There's an axe in your hand. Melanie, why have you got an axe in your hand?

Die! Wait. What? What the fuck? Because you didn't sleep with her, she wants to fucking kill you now? Well, that's a blonde for ya. Anyways, I'm just. audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen.

I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Blue Taki powder. No reaction. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the most seductive spice king of all time. No reaction. I am just beaut different.

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Jombo Spice. The man with the sugar spice and seducts you real nice. This guy is the best spice king ever. Blue turkeys. Well, fuck my titty in New York City. take back everything I said. Jombo. What the fuck?

After I just got done calling you the best, you throw some fucking blue tachies in a bowl. And you call this shit a spice test. Motherfucka, you have been disqualified immediately. The blue tachies aren't even that spicy. Even these old white fuckers named Chester thinks it's not spicy. Blue tachy powder. Holy shit, bro.

You're so ambitious. Blue tachies and blue tachie powder? Holy fuck, guys. We got a badass in the house. Shut the fuck up. My favorite part of every video. You see audience, every time I record a Jombo Spice video, you can call it, I guess, my laundry day. With a face that looks at me like that, I'm not very sure my trousers could resist.

Not because of anything weird, I just happen to record on a laundry day. Lime. Cholula Mexican hot sauce. Now this guy's getting some good fucking ingredients. The Cholula Mexican hot sauce is the shit. I slapped that bitch on chicken. chicken nuggets, my steak on fucking everything. Even though my toilet's gonna fucking feel it later, I don't give a shit.

It tastes good. Chumai. Dude doesn't know what to focus on. I mean, I wouldn't know what's more attractive either. Looking at the Chumoy, am I fucking sexy ass? Why the fuck does this guy have to shake his head? I know that Jombo is sitting back editing these videos laughing his fucking ass off. I refuse to believe all the parts where he's shaking his head in the seductive eye contact.

I know that shit's not on accident. I mean, I can't lie, it grabs your attention so easily. Fucking stupid ass. Completely forgot these videos are fucking disgusting. How in God's green earth did this guy turn blue Tonkeys into a black tar? I never thought that Blue Talkies, Chimoi and Cholula sauce would be able to create this shit. And I like all three of these things, and I'm disgusted. Who are actually fucking nasty?

How does this guy not have poor physical health? Motherfucker puts talkies and a bunch of unhealthy shit in his body every day. So how this guy isn't fat as fucking riddle with acne is honestly impressive. I'm a little interested in his skin care routine. Unlike these dirty fucking dish rags that look like a cotton swap. Ghost pepper action. I mean, I can give you props for the ghost pepper. I've had ghost pepper myself and I'll admit it's a little spicy.

But bro, don't give me that fucking no reaction shit. Bro ate fucking talkies with hot sauce and you say no reaction. That's a puny shit. This hustles claims to be the final answer to my quest. What the fuck is this quest you're on? Killing your fucking plumber? Of what is the spiciest hot sauce available to man? Containing 1.5 million Scovo units, this hot sauce is as spicy as a Carolina Reaper.

That's crazy, bro. I may not have Carolina Reaper, but I do have ghost pepper. Here you go, ladies and gentlemen, bottoms up. Got shit in my teeth. I don't feel shit. Listen, Jombo, even if it is 1.5 million Scoval, I highly doubt I'm gonna find it actually spicy. If anything, I'm more intrigued to actually try it out myself.

Enough of this jibble jabbering. Let's dive in head first. A fucking drop, bro? That's it. Motherfucker, just a second ago, I did a whole puddle at that shit. Damba wants a pussy shit. No cut, no cap. Dude, you're so fucking badass.

I wish I could be just like you. No reaction. I am just built different. Well, shit, man. I guess I'm built different too. reaction, motherfuckers. I am the spice... fucking spice Jesus. I'm really curious, what is the ratio of people that actually enjoy spicy food? Because everybody I know pretty much loves spicy food. Maybe I was just born in a bloodline full of fucking chads. But who knows? Maybe everybody's a pussy.

Been about three minutes since I had the ghost pepper. Uh, still no reaction. Come on, guys, fucking praise me and shit. Dude, if I can take one million Scoville perfectly fine, pretty sure 1.5 mil is not going to be that much of a difference. Believe me, it's not something to be fucking praised for. Oh my gosh, this might be where I actually react. Halapinos, tachis, and hot sauce. Yeah, fucking right. Even I have faith in you, Jambo to pull this shit off.

Yellow pinio, yellow pinio, red tachis. I've made this point before, but I will continue to reiterate it. The second that you implement tachis inside of a spice test, or if you put tachis inside of a pepper, You are doing two different things. First thing is that I'm not going to take you seriously throughout the rest of the spice test. And secondly, if you gut out a fucking pepper

to put talkies in it, you're just removing a good portion of the spice in the pepper. Essentially, talkies have no place in a spice test. Fucking get rid of them. Bro, I think you spilled a little. I really hope this guy has a table mat to catch all the shit that he's dropping on the floor. Because I can imagine what the cleanup is like in these videos.

It's probably not pretty. Now for the mariguana. What the fuck is he making? Is that a piece of broccoli? Clearly, I don't know shit. Motherfuck is making a potion or something. Dude's gonna fuck something up one day and he's gonna die. I hope I didn't jinx this guy.

Jombo, I promise I love you, okay? Ready guys. Now we wait for you to kick in. Oh yeah, this is a good one. I am so confused. Did bro eat something spicy or drink the fucking gay potion? Whatever it is, I want that. that shit to be far away from me.

We at IHop and they have an apparently super, super spicy omelet. Who the fuck is this? You're not black. July 16, 2018 was the last time I ever tried Ayel. Oh yeah, much better. Because of the outrageous things he did to my intestine. I spent approximately 48 minutes in the water closet. And I vowed to myself that I will never put any substance that comes out of this restaurant in my mouth again.

Well, you must have had a shitty iHop. I don't know about y'all, but when I go to iHop, it's fucking beautiful. Not as good as Waffle House, though. That place holds a special place in my heart. But since you guys decide to make a spicy delicacy, I will give you guys one more try. This better be good. Wait a damn minute. Isn't that a fly around my omelet?

Yeah, you got a shit, I hop. I swear, when I walk into an iHop, those motherfuckers just despawn. Flies do not exist. There was literally a fruit fly dancing around my omel. omelets. The flavor was all right, but I didn't really get the spice that I needed in an omelet. You know what I mean? And that's why I don't get the fucking omelet. Those are actually shit. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.