Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 43
Episode Date: November 8, 2025*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 43 ...
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You wanna know if I like somebody who pays other people to murder innocent animals.
I am against gas chambers.
I'm against needless murder.
I'm against racism.
Alright people what's up.
Today we're visiting the vegan that's oldest time itself.
That vegan fossil.
Responding to your cool and crazy comments about sniper wolf and others.
What are you waiting for?
Are you vegan?
No, Katie, I'm afraid I'm not vegan.
Everybody's been saying this shit since 2021.
None of us are vegan.
Almost 2,000 videos on your YouTube channel and I still give zero fucks.
So you want to know if I like somebody who pays other people to murder innocent animals.
I can only imagine what that guy must be feeling right now.
Imagine this dehydrated cotton swab walking through the store.
Talking about the rape, torture, and murder of animals.
If I were this guy, I'd be making the same fucking face.
Somebody call security.
Another fossil left the museum.
Further taste plate.
What do you think?
I assume that you fucking love them, Katie.
You literally talk about sniper wolf more than I talk about myself.
And I am quite the egotistical shit.
You can't say you hate sniper wolf.
You sniff her pussy every morning like it's your morning heroin.
You want to know if a millionaire from YouTube who said that she would like to punch a cow when I was talking about how animals feel pain.
You want to know if I like that person.
So you want to know if I like somebody who pays others to steal the milk from a baby cow and then have his throat slit.
Now what do you think?
Like I said before, Katie, you in love with her.
I think it's only natural psychology if you talk about people that don't leave your fucking mouth, living rent free in your head and shit.
From how it seems to me, Katie, you want to rub lentil beans with her.
If we're talking about protein, oh baby, that's some fucking protein.
I'm responding to a comment that wasn't left in my comment section but in somebody else's.
And because they're referring to Canadians, I thought I would chime in here since I am here in Canada.
Now, you're talking about people who might not have access to healthy vegan foods or to a grocery store.
I assume in that case, we're not here to bully you or to even address you, honestly.
If you are a native Canadian and you live across the street,
and there are grocery stores right over here, then yes, we're going to hold you accountable.
Yeah, Hugh, that Canadians, you're going to be held accountable.
Oh, God forbid, what is that vegan fossil going to do to you?
She's like describing this shit like she's going to strap you down and feed you lentils.
But with her muscle, I doubt she can open a bag of fucking potato chips.
Don't you worry, guys, you're not going to be held accountable to shit.
You, like anyone else, can afford and have access to any other fruits, vegetables, nuts, and seeds,
therefore you must be an ethical vegan and you must do what's best for the animals and not live selfishly.
That is, if you want to be a good person.
Good people don't hurt animals just for their taste pleasure.
Oh God. Oh, fuck.
That vegan teacher called me a piece of shit.
I am so baffled.
I never thought that this day would come.
I'm a piece of shit.
You're a piece of shit.
Everybody here is a piece of shit.
I have no idea how I'm going to live with myself anymore.
Do you want a really good reason why you should be vegan?
Why only one?
Because your other 2,000 videos on your fucking channel didn't work.
Maybe the 2001st reason might be the lucky number,
but I highly doubt that that's going to happen either.
To set things in stone, Katie,
the chances of me becoming vegan
are like the chances of your grandparents coming back to life.
They old as shit, I can play the fucking harmonica with their spinal cord.
Why don't you go research the hours and hours of documentaries
that all of us vegans have already bought?
to watch. You can do that. You don't need me to give you one reason. There are thousands of
reasons. In fact, billions. Billions of animals are suffering right now who are bred into existence
just for people's taste pleasure. Okay, that's cool, but give me a reason I've never heard before.
You can tell me all you want about how these chickens are getting dropped off and bumfuck nowhere
to get killed and then served in my KFC chicken bucket. I don't give a shit. Unless you shoot me
with some neuroscience shit that's going to turn me vegan, then I highly doubt any of this shit's
going to happen. That really is your only chance of having a vegan world. But then again, if you
want to cause a civil war, then that's all on you. You'll lose in a fucking second.
I would not normally be here on the planet, and they are suffering terribly on factory farms.
Now, most people are too afraid to learn the truth. So they come and they ask vegans to just give
them one quick reason. It's ridiculous. Go and watch Dominion.
or earthlings, or cowspiracy, or sea spiracy, or forks over knives, or the game changers.
I love how this woman assumes we're watching all of her videos with a fucking notebook in hand.
You're shitting out all these articles for us to check out, but at the end of the day, none of us are taking fucking notes.
These 12-year-olds here you say watch dominion.com and they're going to be like,
all right, I'm watching domination.com on Pornhub. You think these kids pay attention?
No, they fucking don't.
Do I need to go on?
No, actually. You seriously don't.
She's treating the shit like it's a debate class and not an actual classroom.
I'm sure that if Katie actually sat down and made an actual documentary about this shit,
then maybe she can suck her a few more little chumps into becoming vegan.
And that's genuine too.
I feel like she can actually do it.
But if you just spam out a bunch of articles to a bunch of 10-year-olds,
you're just saying words at that point.
You actually have to bring the product to us.
Holy shit, what great advice.
I think I just puke to my mouth.
I know that vegan teacher is very prone to making her shitty vegan songs,
but that a cappella has really set a new standard.
Keep that shit up, Katie.
You might be as good as Nickelback.
Okay, so you didn't like the fact that I talked about the Holocaust.
Well, I'm against the Holocaust.
I'm against harming anyone.
I am against gas chambers.
I'm against needless murder.
I'm against racism, speciesism, any kind of discrimination.
Holy fucking shit.
Katie, you are so brave for speaking out on such controversial issues.
You don't like needless murder?
Holy fuck.
So why don't you tell me what you stand for?
It's interesting, isn't it?
That you came here to attack me personally.
You are acting in a vegan-phobic way instead of actually just listing the problem.
There's nothing wrong with comparing two things.
You can compare two animals, you can compare two people, you can compare two objects,
you can compare anything at all.
So why don't you tell me why you think it's okay to put six-month-old baby pigs in gas chambers and murder them when they've done nothing wrong?
I have no idea what point that vegan teacher is trying to make here.
But then again, I'm recording this video at 5.30 in the fucking morning.
I'm literally running on my last brain cell.
I should probably get to bed.
Yeah, I'm definitely getting to bed.
Anyways, y'all, I've seen enough bullshit today.
Please click the video on screen.
I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
Say, fellas, did somebody mention the door to darkness?
Yes, sir!
Ladies and gentlemen, you guys wanted to see some Mickey Mouse.
I provide you guys some Mickey Mouse.
Anyways, audience, welcome back.
Today we're going to be checking out some more post status.
We got some good ones for today, ladies and gentlemen.
Just buckle up.
Hey, want to see something neat?
Uh, actually?
I don't know.
I don't know about you, audience, but, uh, I don't know.
Something is talking about.
to me ladies and gentlemen and I can guarantee you one thing it's not God I'm just kidding audience all right I
I kind of had a few of you there in the first half not gonna lie but bro let's go ahead and look at this stuff objectively right
do you genuinely think that I'm gonna go ahead and get down with though I don't even know what this is what a deer
I am not cool with that I am not gonna get down with that all right I am not gonna throw back the football and say
hike and go into something like this we are not going to be involved in the furry fandom we are not a
wilderness wanker you know what I'm saying this is in fact the Rith YouTube
channel and here we are trying to get rid of degeneracy of the world and it all starts with something as simple as this bro the furry fandom
Hey
Want to see something neat
This is no time to ogle pretty girl son bro literally speaking facts to us ladies and gentlemen, all right? I know that we can get some therapy and stuff like that
But bro why why get therapy when this is right here in front of us whenever you got a furry in front of you all right? There is no time to ogle at some furries. Okay, this man is speaking the truth
If anybody in the audience was looking at this video and was about to get down, about to get dirty on the Rith YouTube channel, my personal video.
If you were about to do something inappropriate on my YouTube channel, then bro, the unsubscribe buttons right there.
All right, I encourage you to press it.
Genshin Impact fans, when they lose their virginity.
Bro, this has literally got to be the most accurate meme I've ever seen throughout this entire series.
Genshin Impact, ladies and gentlemen.
Right? The fan base on Genshin Impact is so weird. I got a quick story time for you, ladies and gentlemen, all right? One of my used to be friends used to love Genshin Impact.
Turns out that he was a pedophile. Who would have knew? Honestly, audience, I was partially to blame because I should have known he was a Genshin Impact player. I should have honestly disassociated from him almost immediately afterwards. Hey, man, another one bites the dust. You know what I'm saying? You better go to the Super Max prison.
Okay, I get it. You know, Five Nights and Freddy's Funnies. Okay, that's great.
I want to read what the rest of that comic said because, oh, excuse me?
What's wrong, Big Boy? Never had your blank sucked by a Pokemon before?
I honestly cannot believe it. I cannot believe that this is an actual comic that, uh, that someone actually drew.
And on top of that, put pretty good reasonable effort into it.
I do not understand artists, man. Like, dude, you are wasting your talent. This is some pretty good art.
But you know what? No, no, no. Let's just go ahead and waste all of that talent. After all that time, I've spent building my art style, perfecting it, looking like Neo-Leonardo Da Vinci out here, looking better than the Mona Lisa. Let's just go ahead and throw away my entire career, my entire level of talent.
For some Beastiality Pokemon anime comics, all right? You have officially lost the lottery of life.
You know, audience, I got a genuine question regarding this meme.
Super Smash or Nintendo tournaments, all right? Do they really smell that bad?
Like, there are actually people that make Reddit threads talking about Super Smash tournaments and how bad they actually smell.
Personally, I've never been to a gaming tournament.
I've never been to a Nintendo conference or anything of the sort.
I remember I was at GameStop and Midnight picking up my Pokemon when everybody was at GameStop picking up the new Pokemon game.
In my opinion, it smelled pretty bad, none of the less.
I was surrounded by Nintendo fans.
But, bro, if a Smash Bros tournament is really that bad, then, bro, I am never going to be going to a tournament in my life.
I got a pretty strong sense of smell, all right?
I got terrible eyesight.
I got terrible hearing.
So if I go to a Super Smash tournament, all right, my sense of smell is going to be enhanced
beyond anybody inside of that conference.
I'm probably going to die.
I'm probably going to die if I end up going to one of those events.
I'm being dead honest.
I don't want to see a magic trick.
Audience, I don't know about you, but I really don't want to see some magic.
I think this whole video is automatically magical enough because riddle me this audience,
all right?
We are watching this whole video and guess what?
It's actually real.
Okay, isn't that a magic trick within itself?
Believe me, after all these videos I've already made about post status, all right?
I think this whole thing is already a magician's bunny hat and a half.
There is got to be no way, unless there's some magical deviant out there
that actually made this many people become a degenerate
that I ended up making three consecutive videos in a row
talking about the same topic in the same people.
Riddle me that audience.
Tell me that is not already a magic trick.
Magic?
Yeah, hey kids.
Yeah, I don't think we're going to watch the rest of the rest of it.
that video, I don't think we want to see a man's wood, you know what I'm saying?
Bro, my voice is getting raspy from this video, man. I swear, I record way too much.
I just had to throw this video in, man. Dude, EDP 445 is getting really popular again. I just had to
throw this video in. Yeah, baby, I want that cupcake. Why don't you come shake that little pastry
for me? All right, I got to read this. No one ever notices the tears. No one ever notices the
sadness. Nobody ever notices the pain, but all they notice is the mistakes.
I don't even care about the voice crack, all right? I was mocking somebody to begin with.
But for real, though, who actually write this, Angie Kinnet? Nobody ever notices the tears.
Is it too much to ask to just be wanted that hit real hard? Yeah, Alex Parker, I'm sure,
I'm sure it hurt real hard whenever you got rejected from your middle school crush. Hey, bro,
I can empathize with you. Your therapy is right here on the Rith YouTube channel.
Watch these videos and I guarantee you the depression.
It just goes away.
The saddest part is that you're a 14 year old,
but you don't really know the meaning of the song
because it really is that thing you're feeling right now.
Oh my gosh, audience.
Talk about self-aware.
So Martina Alexandria Barag, all right?
You're going to explain to me that you are indeed 14 years old
and that you understand that I'm 14 and this is deep
actually exist for a reason.
So instead of being a typical 14-year-old,
you're just going to go ahead and just fall into the stereos.
type like like what once the heart gets too heavy with pain people don't cry they just turn silent
completely silent all right baby girl you can go ahead and calm down all right i know your father
left you because of this exact reason you you were just too much stress for him but please take a moment
to realize how stupid you sound right now you're not deep your friends don't think you're deep
your parent doesn't think you're deep your therapist doesn't think you're deep your teachers at school
doesn't think you're deep, you just keep on making yourself a complete fool. Stop commenting this
stuff. Like, it's so unbelievably embarrassing.
In case you go and leave me in the dirt. And every time you heard.
Bro, what is this? I thought we were done with the Big Chungus meme back in like 2018.
Oh, Big Chuggis? Big Chuggis for the PS4. You can go ahead and call me a party pooper all you want.
But, bro, Big Chungis was never funny. Bro, what am I watching?
Excuse me.
Give me the sex, please.
Out here, Smith Motor Company.
Dude, who actually took the time out of their day to make this?
Alright, if you guys don't know what this mod is called, it's called the Girlfriend Mod.
Don't ask why I know what it, how I know, how I know this mod, okay?
I promise, I don't use it.
Whoever created the Girlfriend Mod inside of Minecraft, I'm just saying they have a very demented and perverted mind, okay?
They are a lost cause, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm sorry, but I have no idea how I would be able to sit at the dinner table and be like, yeah, my son
He has a pretty good job.
He's a programmer.
His most recent project was the Minecraft sex girlfriend mod.
You know, woo, yo, round of applause for my son.
Bro, if I ever had a son that was like this that created something like the Minecraft girlfriend mod, then, dude, I might just have to do a skittie-up, pa-pa.
I'm just kidding, audience.
I wouldn't do that to my son.
However, I would definitely resort to a very extensive punishment.
Yeah.
I want to know how many potatoes you can fit up your ass.
E-I-e-I-ha-ha.
Yeah.
How you like that, Dad?
All right, people, what's up?
The creepiest kids animation YouTuber has me fucking speechless.
Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Shappy Sway.
This guy is a guy that I've uploaded plenty of videos on already
for their very creepy animations that look very similar to the art style of Bluey,
in which using this art style, a bunch of children is probably going to watch their content,
curious what it might be.
And whenever you have content like this,
I think you can understand how this could be pretty bad.
However, if you didn't know already,
this YouTube channel used to not be this degenerate.
As you know, the bio of this YouTube channel talks about uplifting fucking minds.
And the content they posted used to actually not be that bad.
Here's what they used to post.
You could give me the power to know if it is wet or just cold.
I guess some things in life will always be unknown.
Yeah, pretty innocent, if you ask me.
But of course, because we live on planet Earth, we can't have nice things.
And this YouTube channel went down the shitter.
Let's begin.
Did you ate my food here?
No?
Listen, I don't know about you guys, but that's the face of a lying little shit.
If you're sitting at the Thanksgiving table and your fucking food is gone,
and you look over at your pesky little brother that has a bunch of shit just surrounded around his fucking lips,
I think you can make a pretty safe assumption that, uh, yeah, he ate that shit.
really good and he fucking loved it anyways yeah little girl you're a lying little piece of
fucking shit where are your parents in the bathroom yeah and only god knows what's happening in there
both of your parents are in the bathroom together oh they couldn't at least get back to the
fucking holiday in to do that shit listen audience i'm not going to say what her parents are probably doing
but if you know you know what's your name little girl carly what a stupid fucking name
hi santa oh shit
Huddy, it's if any of you have little siblings that still believe in Santa,
you will make your siblings lose their fucking minds if you do this shit.
You guys thought that Elf on the shelf was bad.
Oh my God, wait till you'll do something like this and pray call Santa.
Can you fucking rat out your little brother and he starts crying like a little bitch?
I mean, hey, when you got a dumbass little sibling that believes in Santa like that
and you fucking rat him out, it's going to be pretty funny, I promise.
I'm here with Carly.
I know.
Terrible name.
Yeah, I still agree. What a terrible name.
And she's being a little shit here in the first class lounge.
So I think we should cancel all of her Christmas present this year.
Yeah.
And while she's asleep, why don't you take that doll too?
Great. Bye.
I think this was the first shabby sway video that wasn't weird, wasn't degenerate.
In fact, I would argue that this video was pretty badass, if you ask me.
Crushing a little girl's dreams about the fucking Barbie she's about to get from Santa Claus.
She ain't getting that iPad to watch the latest and greatest episode 1000 of fucking skibbitty toilet.
She's gonna be crying like a little baby bitch.
For once in Shappie's life, he got a W.
Does your friend speak English?
Uh, yes.
Name, Mimi Shengeng.
Sex, three to four times a week.
Listen, Granny, I don't think that's what Shappy was talking about.
I mean, shit, Granny, if you're getting to a three to four times a week, that's better than the most of us.
The only mufucka that's reliable to dudes anymore is their good friend Jill.
If it wasn't for Jill, most men would be very fucking lonely past 10.30 p.m.
No, I mean, male or female?
Male, female, sometimes animal.
Holy cow!
I mean, thank God, this isn't a real human being that's saying this.
If it was a real human being saying male, female, and animal, I think we have to call the police immediately.
Because I'm not trying to see some weird-ass watt-pad shit that you saw from the Typhlosian Pokemon lore.
By the way, audience, if you know, you know about the Typhlosian lore.
Long story short, if it's like that, none of us want to fucking see it.
You can keep that sick shit to yourself.
Hell, shit. Chicken too.
But is it hostile?
Horsesy style, doggy style, and any style.
Oh, dear.
No, dear run too fast!
You know what's crazy about this video audience is the fact that this is not the most degenerate video we're about to see?
If you thought that it was already bad, you just fucking wait until the end of the video.
This shit is about to get a lot worse.
Introvert no extrovert nope
Ambovert no I'm a pervert
Listen bro I don't think that's something you exactly want to flex to everybody
But seriously coming from this guy that's part-time pervert full-time did he he probably doesn't even notice it at this point
Cuning to him is life and I guess that's just a fact that we're gonna have to accept
Did you just finished? Yeah
Inside of me? I don't know
Check your mouth
Yeah, there is absolutely no fucking way that I can even say anything about this video.
Listen, YouTube, all I have to say is that this video on your platform is not age-restricted at all.
So do not look at this video and try to age-restrict my shit.
Don't be mad at me because he's spitting out a fucking go-gird.
This is just innocent YouTube content, ladies and gentlemen.
Just look the other way.
Everyone who makes you feel like you aren't good enough.
Yeah.
How you like that, Dad?
I'll be honest, those back shots sound more pathetic than Jack DeWurty with his ex-girlfriend.
Those noises sound like a soggy fucking pancake that was left in the rain thrown against the wall.
Pathetic-ass shit.
Hey, wait, Mr. You forgot your...
Audience, I feel like this guy just got some very sick fucking ideas in his head just now.
My only question would be if I were to shoot that at the ground and then shoot the other one straight up in the fucking sky.
If it's somewhere in outer space and I can escape this life, please let me do it.
I'll see you fuckers on the other side.
Hey man, you want to eat this cake with me?
Fuck it, let's do it.
Whoa, man.
What do you mean?
Yeah, fuck it, let's do it together.
I don't want to do it.
Then why'd you ask me to eat it with you?
I just want to eat it.
Bro, stop, man, you're scaring me.
You don't want to do it together?
Why are you trying to screw the cake?
What?
I want to eat the cake.
You want to fuck it.
No, I'm saying I want to eat the cake.
Fuck it.
Can we just like eat the majority of the cake?
it and then you can fuck it okay why do you want to fucking get it it was funny after like the third
f***gook you see audience this is what you call the textbook definition of stretching a joke
way too far it's like okay dude i giggled after like the third fucking joke it's like okay
dude i get it he wants to fuck the cake you want to eat the cake ha ha ha so fucking funny dude
this video was so funny i had to clench my fucking asshole from shitting myself it was so funny
just kidding this channel's a fucking joke
Hey, crappy, they want to know how many potatoes you can fit up your ass.
Excuse me, what the fuck did you just say?
Who the fuck is asking that type of question?
These motherfuckers need to go outside, holy shit.
Literally every single one on Old McDonald's Farm.
Huh?
E.E.E.I. Uh-huh.
Listen, Mr. Sickass, just because you said you can do it doesn't mean you have to show everybody.
I can only imagine what those potatoes must smell like.
Fucking stinky poo-ass potatoes.
Uh.
Hey guys, who wants some fries?
Guys, but why do the potatoes smell funny?
I don't know, girl, it must be a real fucking mystery.
I think it's time to conclude.
Honey, it's subscribe to the channel if you would like another part of Shappie Sway.
With that being said, I'll catch you guys.
Later.
All right, people, what's up?
Today we're finally checking out some more of the worst Roblox TikToks.
Boy, does it feel good to be back.
Watch and learn how to risk.
Wait, Jules, Jill, Jules.
We literally remember you.
Hold on, hold on.
Wait, it is you.
Wait, give me a 360?
Wait, give me a 360?
Bro, it definitely is you, bro.
You're the love of my life.
You know what?
I actually take back everything, I said.
I haven't checked out Roblox TikTok in forever, and I think I know why.
I mean, granted, this TikTok in particular is probably satire.
But the problem is audience is that there's actual shit like this that does happen on Roblox.
Not saying that this guy is doing it, but motherfuckers are out here being 50 years old, wanting to date 5-year-olds and shit.
Literally on Roblox.
Like, what the fuck?
You know, after like three seconds of thinking about it,
I don't think I want to hear a bunch of little children screaming in my ear.
Especially Roblox game chat, you know how loud the motherfuckers are?
I'd rather hear a fucking lanky box intro before I hear that shit.
Audience, my point has been proven.
If you want to go to the rust bucket of retardation, then these guys are your bunch.
I'm not trying to have some blue-haired fucking bitch
be jumping off the Roblox walls and screaming and shit.
My ears are already damaged, so I'm not trying to hear your stupid ass.
The Voice of an Angel.
Audience, whoever that was, I hope they have a blessed life.
However, I'm afraid that is probably going to be the quietest this video is going to be.
Fasten your seatbelts and puckered that ass because we're in for a ride today.
Yo, Tony just came out the closet, bro.
Are you serious?
Yeah, yeah, he told me a couple days ago.
It's crazy, right?
Yeah, bro, I can't really be hanging out with him no more like that.
Why can't you hang out with Tony anymore?
Oh shit, audience.
Do we have a homophoboob in Robo?
I thought motherfuckers like that went extinct.
Homophobes in 2020, the fuck.
I'm gonna have some guy, bro.
I can't be having him coming on and be like, why you laughing, bro?
What the fuck?
Yo, Tony ain't think about your ass, but, yeah, put your seat butt on and let's get these wings.
Like, what you're talking about, bro?
Like, what you mean?
I'm serious, you think Tony wants you.
Yeah, bro, like, come on, bro.
Like, what?
Bro, stop laughing, bro.
I don't think Tony is the only one that came out the closet today.
Why is this motherfucker's so worried about Tony, dog?
If you thinking Tony thinks you was a fucking cute ass, then you should pack your back
immediately. Bro thinks he's a 10, but motherfucker, you like a 2. And also this shit is in Roblox.
So it doesn't fucking matter.
Tell me what you're asking for.
Fuck it. Um, bro, bro, straight women barely wants you. What made you think Tony all of a sudden
just wants you, all right? Like, you're, your headlines don't even, you look dusting.
Like...
Damn, boy, you clapped as fuck. You belong in the museum of sexual confusion.
Is this how you
Up in the Nighting Rainey Rainey
Is this how you little shits are?
When me and the gentlemen have a sleepover, we have a fucking men's night out.
I'm talking the fucking pizza, the Pokemon, the anime, the everything.
Not the girls party with the fucking gay boy Austin
talking about the Megan Stallion album drop.
Essentially, what I'm saying is that the men's night out is the good shit.
Fuck girls' night out.
I'm extremely disappointed with the note that was left by the substitute,
and you guys' behavior when I wasn't here.
Nah.
Jamal Jackson.
Oh.
You told the substitute, shut your lean, mean, green bean, crispy, clean face ass up.
What kind of fucking insult is that?
That's like some shit out here in the middle school hallway.
Shut your green beat ass.
Shut the fuck up.
Motherfucker call me a green bean.
You was a bitch. You was a pussy.
Ha!
Yeah.
Dude sounds like Spongebobob on Down syndrome.
I swear some people have some of the most demonic laughs ever.
I definitely for sure have a demonic laugh.
You guys haven't heard it because my videos are fake as fuck.
But if I ever have a genuine laugh, I'm afraid that you all would be terrified.
The Joker ain't shit compared to me.
Audience, I feel like I shouldn't be watching this.
I feel like I'm invading somebody's privacy.
Watching somebody's sleep is something I don't really do on the daily.
The fuck am I looking at?
I cannot believe I sat here thinking I was invading somebody's privacy.
privacy. What little did I know this fucking woman was two steps ahead. This woman's about to fuck this guy up.
She's gonna fucking touch him right in the no-no spot. Please don't touch me next.
Fuck you. Oh, what the fuck? Audience, this is exactly why I do not play any scary games. If I saw that
fucking shit inside a Roblox, you bet your ass I'll be shitting myself. I ain't fucking with hero,
Brian. Hell no. My mother's first language is Spanish. So sometimes when I talk to her in
English, she'll forget a word or two, but not a problem. She'll just
create new words. Words no one else was brave enough to use.
Oh, well, your mom is exactly like me.
Audience, when I was in Spanish class, I would just make up the fucking words as I go.
I was so unbelievably shited Spanish that I had my Spanish friends do all the fucking homework for me.
I'll even try reading a sentence in Spanish for you guys.
Okay, so this is subscribe to Rith on YouTube.
Subscribete, uh, Rith and YouTube.
All you Hispanic people are fucking laughing right now.
I know it.
He took my little cousins to the mall one.
And this is what she told me when she got back.
She was like, it was so cute.
I took the kids on one of those, um, El Horse Tornado or whatever.
You know what it is.
I'm sorry.
El Horse Tornado?
To be fair, I can't be talking too much shit.
I can't insult this person because I'm the same motherfucker that says Subscribate, A Rith, and YouTube.
But I mean, El Horse Tornado?
That sounds fucking scary.
I'm going to need you to elaborate.
And she was like, you know what I'm talking about.
You put that attitude down.
You put it down.
Like, okay, putting it down.
Yeah, you don't want to fuck with Hispanic parents.
Don't beat your ass, I promise you that.
Said, don't try me. I'll kick your ass.
No, you won't.
Fuck you.
And I was like, you don't need to kick my ass.
Just put me in a horse tornado.
I'll be terrified.
You think you're funny?
Mom, how would you act if someone said that to you in Spanish?
Tornado de Caballos!
That sounds horrifying.
He was like, okay, that's pretty funny.
Mary Go Round, by the way.
Mary Go Round?
How the fuck do you get horse tornado from Mary Go Round?
Listen, I'm very shitted Spanish, audience.
Don't get me wrong. After all, I sound like a fucking hillbilly saying subscribe-a-but-te.
But motherfucker, how do you get horse tornado from a merry-go-round?
That has gotta be the shittiest metaphor I've ever heard in my life.
I'm not quite sure what's worse. El horse tornado or subscribe-a-a-Rith and YouTube.
Hispanic parents be fucking up English, hella.
Parents be like, I am in such a bad...
I think I'm gonna go yell at my kids, so they're in a bad mood too.
Holy shit. This is the most relatable shit I've seen today.
Audience, if your mommy or daddy is
in a bad mood and they scream at you?
Boy does it become just the highlight of your day.
Oh, what's that your mom fucking shit in the bed on bingo last night?
Well, you're gonna hear all about it today, you little shit.
Whether she expresses her pain to you verbally or physically,
you're gonna fucking feel it.
And speaking of feeling, I gotta take a shit.
This subway be acting up for real.
Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today.
Please click the video on screen.
I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
T-d-d-d-w.
Okay, that's cool, but like, where do you actually?
At this point, I'm convinced.
since you're Jesus Christ rising from the grave.
Look at how many times you died in Minecraft.
What the fuck?
I never thought you can milk your own death for YouTube views.
But if you're getting 11 million views,
oh, digity, damn, I'm gonna give it a shot.
Headed guys shot because I'm gonna kill myself.
Alright people, what's up?
I hate Afmow.
And apparently so does everybody else,
because it has recently come to my attention
that everyone wants to kill Afmau in Minecraft.
Now this sounds like music to my ears.
Today, man,
What the?
You're dead off mouth!
Oh my god, the writing.
It's so damn poetic.
Five seconds into the video,
and I'm convinced that William Shakespeare wrote this shit.
The combination of the voice actors, the cinematics,
the absolute beauty in the script writing.
Oh my God, is it enough to make a grown man cry?
If I had to take a shit,
I would hold it for three hours just to complete this movie.
When he was like,
You're dead off mouth!
Oh my God, I was crying.
Zane?
What's going on?
What's going on, Afmout, is that I wasn't fucking invited to the party.
All of a sudden, everybody wants to kill Afmout.
Well, where's my invitation to this party?
I feel like my life purpose just got taken away from me.
Hey, Afmout, if the offer is still open to kill you, I would gladly play you in a game of Bed Wars.
By the end of our high pixel bed wars session, Affmount, you won't even be able to sit down.
The absolute spanking you will receive in that game of Bed Wars will be completely unreal.
Why does everyone want to kill me?
Why does everyone want to kill me?
Shut up, dude, holy shit.
I want you guys to think about how these videos are made.
Obviously, we see the finished product of this AFMAL video here.
But what's really happening in all reality?
We have a bunch of grown men and women in a Discord call screaming at each other for Minecraft role play videos.
If this description doesn't make you think, what in the 10 bucks f- am I watching?
Then, uh, yeah.
Something clearly isn't lining up.
Oh, puppy, you're the Bush puppy ever.
Let me show you to Noy. He will appreciate you out of everyone on the server.
Noy, check out my new little puppy. Isn't you cute?
You, you're dead. Tidda!
Okay, did I miss something, or do I not understand why this guy is pissed off?
This video is called Everyone Wants to Kill Afmout in Minecraft.
More like everybody is a fucking schizo.
30 seconds in the video, we already got people kicking dogs.
What's an absolute beautiful representation of what a child should look up to?
Thank you, Afmau. You're such a savior to the youth.
Y!
Mow?
Hap-MAL.
HADS- What the-E-Me?
Are you trying to hurt me?
Af-Mau, you just hit the guy with a machete.
Audience, you tell me what's gonna hurt more.
A bow and arrow with the pressure release of a toddler.
Or getting a machete, straight to the chest.
I don't know which would do more damage.
Oh my gosh! No, I'm getting hurt.
No, sh- You hit a man with a machete.
What did you think was gonna happen?
Hey, don't lay off me.
He is trying to hurt me.
I gotta get out here.
Ah-Mah!
Hey, get back here!
No!
No! Don't stop!
Stop!
Mm-hmm.
What, what?
Now you can't run forever!
Jesus, Afmow teleported across the map,
and you can hear this guy like a second away from you.
Everybody's on their joker arc today.
You can't hide forever!
Dude, shut up.
Hey noise trying to hurt me?
Oh, that's terrible.
I need to protect you.
Follow me.
Why does bro sound so creepy?
Oh, baby, you need to be protected.
Follow me.
Dude's about to bring her back to his dungeon.
And only God knows what's down there.
Thank you, Zane.
I don't know what's got me to here.
I know, that's so weird that would happen.
Thanks, Zane.
Oh, what you look at that?
I'm right.
Typical.
I appreciate you a lot.
You fall into my trap, Afow!
You fall into my trap.
You're gonna...
What the...
Wait, where's you go?
Get down here.
No, Zane, what's your problem.
You know what my problem is.
You're gonna pay for what you did.
I think it's so crazy that Zane has a dedicated torture chamber in his house.
Half-Mow, before you became friends with this guy,
you didn't know he was prior.
a crazy serial killer. I think I would verify that before I become friends with somebody,
especially a friend that likes to torture their other friends and watch it happen.
It's creepy, it's psychotic, it's demented, it's, uh, every other word that can be used to describe
sickening. Long story short, you need the Bible.
What do you, what do you mean? I'm gonna jump up.
Okay, you know what? I'm getting out of here. I'm trying to stop your machine, but whatever.
You know what? I'm just gonna blow it up.
I'm gonna watch.
Oh no!
See ya!
What did you do?
these arrows nice thanks for the
thanks for all of them
holy shh the scripting is so
I low key feel like every afmow
video is sort of improved but not
really but sometimes when she's
talking and specifically in this part
I don't know if she scripted this part of the video
or her brain just went completely down
the shit but that was the most anti-climatic
part of the video I've ever seen
if you were trying to escape a serial
killer that wanted to watch you die
and was pleased by watching it
would you be giving these cutesy
remarks as you just blew up his fucking hideout?
Of course not.
You would be screaming.
I get that Afmow makes fake videos just like myself, but holy shit, can you make it entertaining?
I'm about to fall asleep watching this shit.
No!
I got to get out of here.
Something's going on and annoying.
I have no idea what's going on.
Come on, let's go.
Um, let's see.
Uh, just grab my bow.
Grab this.
Uh, just grab anything that I can at this point.
Uh, I can't be around here anymore longer.
Just kick them from your server.
That's literally it.
I can't be here much longer.
Banned them.
Are you stupid?
Hello!
Your time on the server is over!
What?
So come here!
I can't wait for me, dog!
Hey, yeah!
Ian!
Ha ha ha!
Oh my gosh!
Ian, you fucking killed the dog!
I don't know about you, but I would not have that reaction if somebody killed my dog right in front of me.
Oh my gosh, you can't do that.
You silly goose!
How?
You can't kill my dog in front of me.
Holy shit this video is...
What did you do?
There she is!
Yeah, give it up back now.
Here.
Don't move.
We gotcha right where we want you.
Wait, what, what?
You're telling me that Afmau can't practice basic self-defense, but she can throw a boomerang with enough power to make half of the house collapse.
This doesn't make sense.
Ow!
Oh, you're so here.
I'll take care of this.
Puppie, you're coming with me!
What the?
No, puppy!
Oh no, I just lost him.
Well, this isn't good.
Wait a minute.
Everyone's trying to kill me.
Oh my gosh.
No way.
but he's trying to kill you?
You only found that out after your friend was a serial killer,
your friend abuses your dog,
and everybody tries to beat your ass.
Wow, Afmow, you're literally Einstein.
Right, let's tear it down.
Wait, why should we listen to you about it?
But appears you're going to tear it down anyways.
Yeah, well, maybe we don't want to now that you're telling us to.
You guys sound like a bunch of whiny, fucking fifth graders at the playground.
Well, I don't want you.
What the fuck do you do what I say you're going to do,
and you're going to do it because I said so simple as that.
Talking back to me, you piece of shit.
Yeah.
Look, you two, do you want to kill Afmau or not?
Yes, obviously.
I agree.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then get to tearing.
Out of all the words you could have used, tearing, was that really the best word to use?
I know all you f***ers are in a Discord call thinking of things to say for the script.
But, bro, you could have said anything besides tearing.
That just makes it sound like you're on some weird shit.
No.
Uh-oh.
You.
What are you doing?
I should have been thinking?
Uh-huh.
Now!
Wait.
Come and get me.
Can boys?
What in the 10 buck is this voice acting?
Come and get me if you can't, boy.
Shut the fuck up.
50,000 likes and I'll watch this shit again.
Think you're tough.
Well wait till you see my B.M.
All right, audience, what's up?
Today we're checking out the worst Roblox TikToks.
Audience, instead of a YouTuber, I should have became a brain surgeon.
Instead of reacting to all these videos, I can dissect the brains of these children and understand why exactly they
to ruin their lives making these videos.
I want to talk to the parents of this child.
And I just want to ask him one question.
Where the hell did you go wrong?
Maybe if you pop this ass with a belt a few times, maybe he would actually be a normal son.
I can make you cry.
No, you can.
Bro, what are you doing?
All right, look, I get it.
You want to get interaction on your TikTok.
But when you actually think about it, who is actually going to follow through with your stupid list?
Bro, I would rather watch paint dry than do this.
I would argue, but I start to
Pick up the ladder, put it in the gun, make the non-stress.
Is this supposed to be some hot pickup line?
Oh, gee whiz, I saw it in my panties when you said you'll scream inside me.
Oh, oh yeah.
This is exactly who you do not want to be, audience, and an actual degenerate.
That's a bravozinaw me.
I'm actually in shock.
I'm actually in shock by what I'm reading right now.
Tired of your period.
Contact me and I can make it disappear for nine months.
That's right.
Nine months.
Bro, this kid's a whole bloodhound.
I guess he wanted his extra protein.
God, that's disgusting.
That's right, nine months for the low price of zero dollars, but I also disappear.
Boy, I know you ain't getting no girls pregnant or anything like that, bro.
All right, calm down.
Pipe down.
That feeling when 10-year-olds try to be funny for real.
It appears that we have ourselves a comedian in the house today, boys.
Mr. Big Dick McGee is the funny guy on the channel now.
I'm going to have to step down from my position as the funny guy.
And yeah, we're just going to, we're just going to let Mr. Big Dickums take over now.
I'll have you know, audience.
I'm perfectly flaccid recording this video right now.
Sorry, bro.
It's disappointing.
I know.
My weenie is not hard.
In fact, it's probably the opposite.
I'm just saying, dog, like, I would not drop five grams of protein on this.
I really want to see you the world baby girl
I really want to see that happen
I'm considering being this guy's baby girl on one condition
I want to know how you're gonna give me the world baby girl
oh what five thousand miles away get your ass out of here
despite the fact that these gentlemen have pretty nice dance moves
I'm really trying to fixate on one particular part of the screen
Leave a like if you're older than seven years old and you use these two emojis
Uh
Why? Why are you using the smirk and moaning emoji?
Does seven year olds make your slimmy Jimmy hard or something? Because I can grab Chris Hansen right now
I'm just trying to look out for y'all. Okay, alright?
Uh, good guy riff.
What? An absolute waste of talent! It takes genuine time to learn how to edit like this. I'm 18 years old now, so imagine nine years old now, so imagine nine years
of editing practice just so that you can make this.
This is called throwing your life away.
When you beg your boyfriend to dress up as a bikini model with you into hood.
Brew, you look fucking amazing.
Jules, I am deeply uncomfortable, right?
I feel that, bro.
I feel that.
This is probably the only TikTok I agree with.
I'm not trying to be uncomfortable in my own clothes, bro.
Like, I'm trying to relax over here.
It don't matter what my girl tells me to wear, bro.
I'm gonna wear what I want.
Audience, if you are running a relationship with your significant other, I am myself, by the way.
Ladies, ladies, back off, back off.
If you in any type of relationship, even if it is online dating, right, don't let anybody tell you what to do.
That's including strangers, that's including me making this video.
I hate e-dating.
I hate e-daters.
But, hey, if you got an e-relationship, I'm going to tell y'all to break up because why, I'm just like to bully y'all.
But at the end of the day, it don't matter because guess what, that's your relationship, all right?
You can't let other people tell you what to do.
But yeah, if you are e-daining, please break the hell up.
Bro, the twerking wasn't even that good.
Bro, if you was really that passionate for it, girl, I would be throwing it back so much harder.
I would turn out back into a slinky, bro.
If you want her bad enough, you would not be pulling out this pathetic performance.
This was unironically asked, pun intended, by the way.
Audience, I don't understand.
I get it, you're e-daters, your heart is a rock right now.
But how do you get horny over the phone?
Oh, baby, smother those big old cheesers on my face.
A baby, the Wi-Fi went out.
I can't see your vagina.
I said it once.
I'll say it twice.
Break the hell up.
Nobody cares about your e-relationship.
But don't let me tell you what to do, all right?
It's still your relationship.
Time and time again, I continuously shock myself.
This little boy was on pub and thought it'd be a great idea to watch his own mom.
That tells me a lot about your self-respect and family.
Tell me about a kid, you got an alcoholic dad.
Oh, we already know you got a snot mother, but, uh, you know, you probably have an alcoholic dad, too.
You're probably an only child, unwanted, of course.
And that's not even addressing the fact that your mom wanted to do a Pornhub video with you.
Sorry to burst your bubble mother, but a child porn's not allowed on Pornhub.
She's a Roblox character, bro.
When are these kids going to learn?
There are women out there, guys.
I promise, they're real.
And there's so much better than pixels on a screen.
Go to Starbucks, order a Frappuccino, and look around.
Trust me, you won't regret it.
Think you're tough.
Well, wait, till you see my B.
Yeah.
Okay, what am I supposed to be scared of?
His level in Arsenal?
I'll kick his ass.
Yeah, I genuinely can't find a single thing that I'm supposed to be scared of by this dude, like what?
Oh, his big muscles or something?
Dude, he ain't real.
Go to the gym, lift some weights, and come.
back later. Whenever I see these voice reveals, bro, it hits different whenever I listen to them.
Because these little kids are trying to sound like how I do normally. I don't get it, bro. Like,
why are you forcing a deep voice? As a man, you just got to come to the realization that your
voice will drop eventually. Don't try forcing anything that's stupid. But if you are forcing your
voice, please don't put it out on the internet like this guy. What did I just say? What did I just say?
The only thing that this video does is make me appreciate my voice more and more, bro.
Like, I'm a gifted man.
I wonder if I could even do the deep voice myself.
Hold on.
Reveal don't sin.
Yeah, I think I'm done for today.
Please click the video on screen.
I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
All right, people, what's up?
The BrainRod YouTuber situation needs to stop.
Over the past year of 2024, there has been a wave of brain rot that has invaded our lives.
Consider it to be lanky box or skibbitty toilet, there's thousands of these guys that exist.
And basically, the slop continues to be slopping.
Now, today's installment of BrainRod comes from the guy named Agbap Shorts.
Yeah, try saying that guy's name five times really fast.
Anyways, this guy makes a bunch of YouTube shorts that are supposed to be hashtag relatable,
in which these are just very poorly animated skits that honestly should have stayed in the drafts.
Let's begin.
Well shit, I'm gonna be completely and totally honest with everybody here.
Whenever there's a black guy in a horror movie, he always ends up dying first.
So I have no idea what this YouTube short is trying to say here.
Whenever black people are in a horror film, they don't run away, they get killed instantly.
Listen, this is not me being racist.
If you want to question racism, then blame Hollywood.
But as far as I'm concerned, every black guy in a horror film dies first.
This is just a load of bullshit.
Okay, this is the actual accurate part.
I swear every single white guy in a horror film, whenever they're about to die,
they spend like 45 seconds of cinematic before he dies.
Where was the energy when the black guy got killed in the movie?
You didn't give him 30 seconds of screen time for everybody to honor his death?
When the white guy, however, starts to die in the horror film,
you have to spend a quarter of the fucking movie budget for him.
Coincidence? I think not.
You know, audience, I genuinely hate agreeing with all these white people stereotypes.
Listen, as a guy that is whiter than a Michael Jackson dipped in fucking bleach,
I swear that our species is one of the most paranoid types of people ever.
I guarantee if you get a random white mom and you have six black men running towards her
for absolutely no reason not to do harm, not nothing, they're just going for a jog.
I can guarantee you that random white woman is thinking that she's about to get robbed.
Just being honest.
Okay, what the hell was so relatable about this?
I need all black people to timestamp this part of the video and tell me what the fuck is so relatable about this?
Is this the joke here? Am I too old to understand this shit?
I don't want to try and explain myself how I may or may not understand this joke because I'm gonna get called racist.
Is it because black people are just good at running or some bullshit?
I don't know. I don't know. I'm not racist, okay?
Hey!
Hi, how are you?
Hey!
Accurate as fuck
For anybody that doesn't understand the stereotype
Indian movies are dramatic as hell
Don't believe me, just watch one
But now that I think about it
I'm starting to understand why Baljeet just stood in front of me
For 40 fucking seconds trying to understand who I am
Maybe he was just running through all the cinematics in his head
Before he recognized who I am
Everybody type poor Beljeet, I swear, I'm sorry for that man
Do you think it's a little bit of a little
bit ironic that they picked the black man for this video? This is like Magnitude 10
underlying racism. Either way, if a woman smacks me in the face, I'm beating the fuck out of her.
I'll even do what Chris Brown did and get that whole tattooed on my neck after.
Wait a minute, so you're saying, all I have to do is change teams and I can beat the
fuck out of women? This seems like an offer I can't pass up.
Deal, ladies and gentlemen, look at me, I'm beautiful!
Buhbhbhbhbh!
I'm sorry, audience, I just heard copyrighted music.
I had to get rid of it.
For the rest of the video, you're gonna hear some very nice non-copyright sounds.
Somebody save me.
Shit! Yeah, that's also pretty accurate.
I think the only thing I would add would be...
Somebody save me.
What the actual fuck is going on?
I seriously wonder what it was like for these voice actors in the studio being told to record this.
Let's get...
...a...
I think if I had an orgasm and sounded like that, I could easily die a happy man.
Can I ask your name?
That was so fucking sexy and erotic.
That video really just had me at the edge of my scene.
My pants are fucking soaked.
Please do it again.
Just kidding, please don't.
I want to fucking kill myself.
Wow dude that was so relatable
Okay, but seriously that was pretty relatable around two years ago I was dating this fucking Indian and she dumped me right at the beginning of it I was like
Oh my god
And every single person would ask me hey man I know you just got dumped are you okay
What fucking fine yeah I actually wasn't but long story short I locked in I made my money and now she's dating some ugly fucking tumbleweed crazy how life goes
Red light.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest, that is probably the smartest shit I've ever seen in my life.
I know that Squid Game season two is gonna be coming out soon.
Somebody is gonna be doing this in season two.
And I'm not gonna lie, if you and I were inside of Squid Game,
I would most definitely trip you if we were in Red Light Greenlight.
I'm sorry.
I understand you watch my videos and you like my content,
but motherfucker, 456 grand is 456 grand.
You are actually going to eat shit once I trip you with my Jordan 1 Dior highs.
You're cooked, bro.
If you were in Squid Game against me, you're fucking cooked.
Why are white people so fucking stupid?
YouTube, that's a joke.
I'm white too, YouTube.
CEO Neil Mohan sitting here with a sniper about to snipe my channel down.
I'm white, Neil.
You can shut the fuck up.
Anyways, once again, white people in horror movies, they do this exact shit every time.
Can I tell you why white people do?
do this in every single horror film? No. I don't know why, but Hollywood loves to make white people look fucking stupid all the time.
Ah yes, the black man running away. Also gotta have a heavy bass rap beat in the background to really capture all the blackness in this video.
Jesus Christmas. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel for more brain rot videos. I'll catch you on the next one. Later.
I need to make our family proud. This is so satisfying. I wish I could live in the graveyard.
Bro, is this really the type of shit we have to do now to get YouTube content?
We already had Culling Techno Blade at 3am on a fucking Ouija board.
But no, we gotta take it a step further in clean people's graves
while formatting it like it's a Mr. Beast video.
All right, people, what's up?
The Clean Girl, okay?
This woman is a self-proclaimed saint to society,
all because she goes around to random establishments and restaurants
and cleans their bathrooms for free.
Whenever in actuality she profits a hell of a ton across all the platforms she's on,
she does it for a noble cause not to get paid.
It is only to help society.
Newsflash, everybody, that's not true.
Recently, the Clean Girl has gotten into some controversy
because she apparently decided to start a brand new series on her YouTube channel
Cleaning Dead People's Graves,
but the way that she goes about it, it's pretty disrespectful.
Come with me to do a random act of kindness.
Ooh
You
Audience for a second
Imagine that you died
A completely and utterly
Terrible death
All for a woman in a skimpy tank
Top and Booty Shorts
To roll a fuzzy ball
Down a graveyard
To clean your grave years later
I don't know about you guys
But I would actually come back to life
And beat the shit out of her
I do not care how dirty my grave is
I don't care if a fucking
Great Dane took a shit on it the next day
To not have your cloud chastin' have an ass coming over to my grave
and putting your bubble gum fragrance products all over my headstone.
Just go away, let me rot in peace.
I'm going to transform this grave for free.
Nice, let's just docks the dead people that just passed away.
Once again, I'm going to ask you another question.
How would you feel if your very loved family member that just passed away
just magically ends up on YouTube shorts and it's some skimpy blonde,
Bimbo, cleaning their grave and formatting it like a Mr. B's video while simultaneously making money on it.
Shouldn't that piss you off?
Like if I were to go to this woman's great-grandmother's rotting casket and do the exact same thing to her,
I don't think that she would like it very much.
The self-awareness that this woman has is not so very good.
Let's clean the nameplate.
I have so many questions in my head when I'm grave cleaning.
Who's buried here?
You know, the headstone is still readable.
you fucking Twinkie.
What was their life like?
Who did they love?
I bet there's someone beautiful buried here.
Oh, you can't be fucking serious.
Bro, she's not even taking the grave cleaning seriously.
She's drawing hearts on their grave.
You know, there's other people that actually do grave cleaning videos and does it respectfully,
where instead of trying to format it like it's a Mr. Beast video,
they just shut the fuck up and clean.
This woman, on the other hand, is drawing hearts and doing a,
fucking hopscotch across the grave.
Just clean the headstone.
Whoa, I've never seen this before.
You look like the deep-fried version of Himiko Toga.
You look like the type of mom that would scream the N-word at the black kid that beat your son's ass at soccer practice.
There's two people buried here.
Angela and Pasquale.
Holy shit, woman, you are such a genius.
And what the hell do you mean by you've never seen a grave with two people in it?
Has your family ever faced hardship ever?
Has anyone in your family ever passed away?
That's true forever, love.
That's true forever love.
Aggressively starts spraying.
Bro, how is anybody going to watch this video and take it seriously?
You do realize, lady, that they are dead people in that grave, right?
Not everything in a YouTube video has to be formatted like Mr. Beast in high stimulation.
Listen, I know Mr. Beast is in hot water right now.
and I can finally say this without getting canceled,
Mr. Beast has single-handedly ruined the authenticity of YouTube and YouTubers.
Back in the day, people used to make YouTube videos and just talk about what the fuck they found interesting.
But nowadays, it's like people know what other people likes and now they record videos based on what other people like.
And it doesn't matter if they actually found interest in that topic.
This is exactly what this is right here.
This woman knows that ASMR cleaning.
videos on YouTube are popular, that's why she took this genre. If I really had to guess what type of videos this woman would make, she would probably make like style or makeup videos. But since, I mean, nobody's gonna care about her doing her makeup. I mean, look at her. She instead decides to get the great idea to clean dead people's grave and format it like it's Mr. Beast. Great fucking idea, lady.
This is a lot of work. I'm starting to get sunburnt and my muscles are ready to take a snack break.
You just fucking started cleaning.
For someone that allegedly wants to make a career out of cleaning dead people's graves,
you sure do have no upper body strength.
I told you guys that she would rather do makeup videos.
She doesn't want to clean Burger King's piss and shit in the bathroom.
But I can't stop.
Angela and Pasquelle deserve a beautiful resting place.
And I'm going to give that to them.
That way their love can live on forever.
All right.
So notice how she just wouldn't shut the fuck up throughout the.
entire video, that ladies and gentlemen is not by accident.
If you're a YouTuber like me, you would understand that on YouTube shorts, it has to be stimulating, no matter what.
So as she's doing this time lapse of cleaning the grave, it would be too boring just to show her scrubbing some shit.
So guys, what do you think that she does?
Do you think that she's just gonna let it keep playing the video?
Or do you think that she's just gonna keep on fucking yapping and pretending like she cares about fucking Pasquels?
Spoiler alert, ladies and gentlemen, she doesn't fucking care about either one of these two people.
She says that she does these videos, quote unquote, for free,
but these videos on her YouTube channel, they're all monetized and she's making Buku money.
This is not for free. She doesn't give a fuck about Pasquale.
She's just trying to make a stimulating YouTube video and dead people just so happened to be the subject.
This is so sad.
Can you imagine how in love they were?
I bet they had so many kids.
and even more dogs.
I wonder if they kissed each other on the cheek
every morning before work.
Like, what the fuck is she saying?
This entire video while she's cleaning,
it's just yapping and yapping and yapping.
Who fucking cares how many kids they had?
And why do you care if they kissed each other
before they went to their nine to five?
Why is this a part of your storytelling script?
This is fucking terrible.
I'm so glad I get to do this work for family.
Audience, are you?
you seeing the things that I'm seeing right now? She has actually shut the fuck up for over 20 seconds now,
which in case you're wondering, I did speed up the clip, and she has not been talking this whole time.
Finally, she stopped asking stupid questions like what were their tax papers like? Maybe she's on a redemption art.
Okay, at this point, I've been cleaning this grave for five hours in the sun. No, you have not. Five hours, my fucking ass, you were cleaning.
It looks like you've been cleaning this grave for maximum 30 minutes.
I don't know, maybe you're just that shit
at putting some real elbow grease into your cleaning.
I can look at me at the front of this grave
and thinking about how that is going to be tough to clean.
Enough procrastinating.
Sometimes a girl's just got to do the darn thing.
Okay, this commentary on this video is actually dog shit.
Sometimes a girl's just got to do the darn thing.
Audience, I would hate if I were the subject of this video.
If there was some hashtag girl boss boss bitch trying to clean my grave,
I think I would haunt her for the rest of her life.
Don't try to come on here and do some personal pep talk to yourself
while trying to clean my place of rest.
Leave me the fuck alone.
I get to do this work because you support and follow.
In the grave still looks like shit.
Anyways, audience, leave a comment if you think that she is doing an act of kindness
or being disrespectful.
You know my opinion.
but anyway, subscribe.
