Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 44

Episode Date: November 9, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 44

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will give you the world. All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. As you guys can see, I took a bit of a break from that YouTube algorithm because, you know, school, you know, school was really getting under my skin. Oh, Ruth, you got the midterms coming. Shut up. But anyways, audience, now that we, not that it's the weekend, right now, I can finally make some YouTube videos.

Today, we're going to be checking out some more Roblox cringe. I found some TikToks that nobody has ever taken a gander at today. I'm looking at you, Poncho. Anyways, audience, before we get into today's video, if you end up and join the video, please subscribe to the channel. It's free and you can always unsubscribe later. But yeah, with that being said, ladies and gentlemen, let's go ahead and take a gander at some of this degeneracy. Don't need a pin or a pung-suit. No, I don't.

Bro, what is this video even supposed to mean? Like, even the Indian men and the Chinese women don't think that slenders are ugly in Roblox? I'm kind of getting racy vibes from this YouTube video, so like your only preference is like Indian men and Chinese women. women because audience i'm pretty sure that everybody knows that indian men and chinese women are the best human beings that ever spawn on this human planet okay they're the best race totally no questions asked anyways as i your typical caucasian six two white male is concluding the indian men and chinese women are the best race uh yeah this video is racy dude either way dude i think that all people are created equal regardless if you're scared i can't believe we're actually still on this uh this racial topic nowadays but to anybody that actually thinks a slender looks hot or sexy inside of roblocks that you're not a human being, all right? Why am I not even surprised? My Roblox girlfriend is so freaky, bro. Whoa!

She'd be shaking them Lego legs like I've said this time and time again and I'm going to continue saying it, bro. I'm looking at the video and I'm not getting excited. My member is not standing up. You can send me all the Roblox NSFW that you can think of, ladies and gentlemen. But, bro, no matter what you send me,

I'm not going to be like, wow, dude. Thank you. Thank you for sending me. This is now my new sexual preference. Look, dude, the second you guys ever get attracted to pixels on a screen, I mean, I was too back in like what, middle school? Being dead honest, bro, none of this stuff is actually good for you, bro. Just go ahead and talk to a real girl out in the real world, right? I promise you, audience, it's going to be much better than this.

This is absolutely, this is rudimentary. Okay, this is trash. Can we pretend that airplanes in the nice sky like shooting stars? Ladies and gentlemen, what you guys are seeing right here is exhibit. A of what a 10 year old's version of sexual intercourse is supposed to be. Yeah, dude, you're making this TikTok right now. You are making me excited, all right? You know, I'm looking at this video and thinking,

who I'm about, I'm about to grab the dove lotion, you know what I'm saying? I'm about to grab everything I need to. There is going to be nothing that is going to distract me from getting the whole Transformer Lego set on what I'm about to do to this TikTok right now. I'm just kidding, audience, all right? You know, I just said that I'm not into this type of stuff. You know, I'm actually into actually nothing. Just like like like audience. Okay, just don't look at these YouTube videos. Okay, it's not good for you. If you are actually, you know, getting attracted to this stuff, then just look away. Try to apply some discipline. Try to get yourself out of this disgusting addiction. Because believe me, bro, looking at these videos, this is not it, chief.

Oh, JF dancing, too. Yeah, I'm not really understanding what exactly is so sexy about this, uh, this TikTok here. I mean, the, the girl's flossing. Uh, it's not very sexy. I mean, I'm. This thing came from Fortnite. And last time that I checked, dude, I'm not going to get my moist meter Peter out to a Fortnite character. All right, you know, I'm just not that guy. However, I will say if anybody out of the audience just looked at this YouTube video and thought that, wow, I'm getting a chumpy and my plumpy, then you might need to go see a therapist. I mean, I'll gladly give you a full ride with the finances.

Go ahead and get the help that you need, buddy. Dang, dude, this guy really said that who wants to be my girlfriend? I got a deep voice and I'll give you Robux 24-7. And you're also like seven. 70, 80 years of age, all right? I'm pretty sure that no third grader is going to be messaging you. Well, I mean, third graders are pretty stupid nowadays. All I'm saying is that whenever I was a third grader, bro,

I would not be messaging anybody online, all right? I thought the internet scared me. I was the kid back in like 2012. When I heard the voice chat, I thought it was like a virus on my computer, bro. I was that paranoid of the internet. But I guarantee you, nowadays, the third grader is going to be like, oh my gosh, I get free robux, bro. And they're going to DM anybody that they need to get those robots.

I don't know why people care about cosmetics in a video game so much. I mean, it's really not a big deal. It doesn't, you know, enhance your gaming performance. It's seriously just a waste of time. It's a waste of money and a waste of your dignity, bro. Like, why are you spending so much money on this garbage? Lah, la, la, la, oh, yeah. Thirsty slenders. Who needs a boyfriend and a bodyguard? Not me, bro. I'm good. You know, I'm really, I'm really good. Yeah, bro, I'm done. I'm sick of Roblox slenders. You guys are not sexy. I mean, I'm infinitely more sexy than these guys. And I never even shown my face, like, fully on the internet. I know for a fact that when I do a face review,

when I hit like 100,000 subscribers, I know 100% audience that I am going to look sexier than any Roblox slender that you have ever came across. All right, you guys just prepare your pants for what's to come. Look, man, I'm just going to be honest with you, bro, all right? This whole deep voice thing, stop doing it. You're embarrassing yourself. Your crush doesn't like you back.

The second you post a TikTok, if you sing, hey, baby girl, you have lost every single female connection in a 5,000 mile radius. All right? You screwed up. I mean, it's not too late to delete this video, but, bro, the damage has already been done. You just like, you, you, you screwed up, man. the second you said, hey baby girl, you lost it all, bro. You lost it all. All right, so I'm pretty sure that a few of you guys looked at this video and thought that,

wow, dude, that was some good editing, you know, that was some good production. You know, I'm pretty sure a few of you guys thought that. However, if you want my honest, a good opinion on what I think about this video, all I see is wasted talent. How do you feel audience that this person, this talented person, took hours out of their day to make this Roblox edit? You know, I spend around like 40 minutes a day making a video, and it seriously does not take it.

that much effort, like, at all. The amount of time that this person spent hours making this Roblox edit, I could have made, like, eight videos and made, like, quadruple their views. I'm just going to spell it out for you, audience, all right? High effort does not equal high achievement, all right? You know, I don't do anything, and I, and I'm wildly more successful than some of these people that work their butts off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I would give you the world, baby girl. Yeah, that's right, baby. I want to be this guy's baby girl, because who would not want the World, baby girl. You know, all these guys got a six-pack.

These guys got pretty thick pecks. I mean, this guy's got the brawny paper towel shirt. You know, I'm all in, bro. You know, audience, I can only imagine what that double-decker pecker is looking like downstairs. I'm a little interested, not going to lie. You know, after all these steroids that this guy took, it's probably like mine when it's all shriveled up in ice cold. These guys got no competition to even your average Joe, all right? I know it's small down there.

Hey, like, just going to throw this out there, you're really cute. Thank you, thank you, you kind Roblox player for getting rid of these e-girls. I swear bro, one less e-dater on Roblox is one less e-dater on the internet. Okay, this guy just did the world a huge favor. If you really think about it, audience, all right? That is one less person that is going to be e-dating another fool, another tool on the internet, and you mean you guys don't have to hear about it. I am thankful, I am proud, I am proud of this Roblox man, okay?

I wish I could kiss him. Really wanna get naughty. This person right here, audience, is what you would call a lost cause. All right? There's going to be no saving this person here. If you ever think, audience, in your life that you have gone off into the deep end, all right? If you think that there is nothing else saving you, believe me, you haven't gone down to this avenue here. Unless you're like past the age of 18 and you like minors, then I guess, uh, well, what can I say at that point?

I'm right. I mean, I'm pretty sure that you're not even a part of society at this point. But if you want someone like a little step below, you know, those people right here, I got to say it's this person right here. Alright, this person is pretty degenerate, if I do say so myself. I cannot believe it. I cannot believe it, audience. Why is there a parent buying all of those Roblox cards? Like, like, for who?

I really hope that this woman is like a millionaire, right? You know, I highly doubt that she's a millionaire. I mean, she looks literally insane if you look at her. But if she is telling the truth that she bought all the Roblox gift cards at a GameStop, then, you know what, if she's going to go bankrupt, I think she deserves it. She entirely deserves it. Anyways, audience, I think I'm done looking at this, uh, this degeneracy here today, so if you ended up enjoying this video, please subscribe to the channel.

I appreciate it. Well, yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came. Later. Right, people, what's up? The freakiest animator on YouTube has officially crossed the line. Now, audience, I feel like we keep circling back to Rico animations. The single animation YouTuber that never seems to stop surprising me. Not only with their very innovative and creative content, believe me, but their creative content just so happens to be freaky, and freakier every time. Let's begin. Stop, we're going, we're going.

I'm here, hurry, I'm not to go out now. Who are you? I'm fired. 12 seconds into the video and this muffa spent his hard-earned cash on bullshit like this. You know what's crazy audience? Your parents wake up at 5 o'clock in the morning to go to their shitty 9 to 5. Your parents bust their ass every day for $300, and Rico animation spends $300 on this bullshit.

I don't know about you guys, but that should piss you off indirectly. You look at your parents every day and they're aging like fucking milk. Their backs look like this mufucka from Toy Story. Meanwhile, these YouTubers you watch on YouTube shorts are paying real money to real people to animate a fart dissolving into brown shit. What a depressing world we live in. Listen, I get it. This part in the video is supposed to be some cinematic masterpiece.

But bro, why the fuck do we need to drive? ass cheeks in every single opportunity we can. I can already see the five-year-olds being like, Oh my god, he drew the fucking ass cheeks! 300 pound little Timmy's finally doing backflips in his fucking gaming chair, finally burning calories from the fucking Twinkies he's eating today. All because Rico animations takes any little bit of time

he can to draw the fattest fucking ass cheeks he can on a cartoon character. His dude embodies the idea that every second counts. Uh, what the fuck are you doing? Is this what cave explorers do? They sit here and try to analyze every single crack that they can. And if they don't explore every single crevice, they get pissed off. Is this dude about to dive into his own asshole? Is this dude about to eat himself like the hot dog on regular show? You know what, Rico? Let's just make this shit directed by fucking Michael Bay.

I have never in my fucking life seen this type of creativity. And yes, it is creativity. be displayed on YouTube this broadly to this many fucking people. Hit is able to get this much fucking money from doing so. I guarantee you, Mr. Me at the Zoom, my fuck, I never expected some shit like this to be uploaded on the platform. But here we are today, ladies and gentlemen. So I'm going to add a little pressure now, sir. So it's perfectly natural.

That was you? Yeah, no, it's still perfectly natural. You know, halfway into this video, I was gonna say this was pretty fucking relatable. Recently, about a week and a half ago, I got a massage in, bro, I fucking ripped ass right in her fucking face. I really hope she was wearing a face mask as she was giving me a massage because, bro,

I had fucking boiled eggs like an hour before. I was truly on some demon timing, ladies and gentlemen. But I'm also glad that the video being displayed before you did not actually become fully relatable to me. That would be very fucking awkward. Banana. Banana, Anna. B'na, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

B'na na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Listen, audience, before I say this video is suss and weird and straight out of ditty enterprises, YouTube, how are you going to allow this on your platform? Meanwhile, age-restrict, all of my fucking videos. Because that shit is swinging harder than a promiscuous ass wife. And you're gonna sit here and say my content is more inappropriate. Yeah, get the fuck out of here, Nealph. Mohan.

Bro, this shit wasn't even a freaky-ass video, he just snitched on the house cat. Listen to all those in the audience that have a cat, I'm sure that you know exactly what this video was referring to. I can see how blaming the cat at 3 o'clock in the morning knocking shit down will be a good excuse. But audience, just make sure that when you do so, do not get caught. Because if your mama were to catch you going, meow, meow, you would look like the biggest dumbass of all time.

Sitting here making cat noises at 3 o'clock in the morning, thinking you're going to You're a high IQ individual. Nah, Brody, your mama just pantsed your ass at 3 o'clock in the morning, and now you're going to reap the consequences. This is why you keep snacks hidden in your bedroom audience. Listen to me, please. I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to save you the embarrassment.

You know, audience, why do I feel like I seen this video before? Oh yeah, that's right, because he did this same shit with fucking Drake. Except there wasn't a big ass hand grabbing him into the house to also get his cheeks clapped. Listen, audience, do not ask how I remember. I don't fucking know. And to be honest, I wish that I can forget that video. For the rest of my life, I'm probably gonna have Drake and Diddy clap in a baby's... ...glued to the forefront of my forehead.

I'm not forgetting that shit. I am permanently traumatized. Holy shit, Rico, you are so accurate. Listen, audience, in senior year, my ex-girlfriend was exactly like this. I can remember a specific time we were in math class and we got passed back our quiz results. This muf-fucka, my ex-girlfriend, got a 98% on her math quiz, and I just so happened to score a 100. Even though I completely cheated off for her test, I got a 100. She was actually sitting there getting all fucking butt hurt and shit

because she got a 98-a-plus. I'm sitting here like, pfucka, why are you getting so pissed off? You're not even going to a prestigious college. Your ass is not going to my fucking Harvard or Yale. What are you whining about? Anyways, yeah, these students that sit here and cry over getting an A plus, bro, fuck off. You know, I would say this part of the video is also relatable, but, uh, I was kind of the third best student in my fucking class. Not that I'm flexing on you guys or anything like that, I ended up becoming a fucking YouTuber. So yeah, I got a job that only requires a fucking kindergarten diploma, okay? I'm nothing special.

But nonetheless, ladies and gentlemen, you can get 100 A pluses on all your tests and you could still be a dumbass. I mean seriously, crying over a 98 a plus on your quiz, are you fucking serious, bro? Listen to all the dumbasses in my audience that only get 50% on their tests. Do not sweat it, ladies and gentlemen. I never went to college. I never even gave a fuck about school. And I'm getting paid more than the biggest jobs that college can offer in the United States of fucking America. All you need, ladies and gentlemen, is a kindergarten diploma. Excuse me, have you seen my boyfriend? Dude, what the fuck is this shit?

You wanna know how I found this video audience? I randomly were scrolling through his shorts tab and I clicked on a random video. And this was my first click and this is the video I get. Holy shit, if this was my first video that I randomly clicked on, I can only imagine the more deplorable shit that I have yet to discover. Audience, this video is fucking disgusting. I'm gonna save this video for later. Talk to me!

Yep, that's enough. I have seen enough. How do you and subscribe to the channel if you would like another part of Rico animations? With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. Wow, it looks so big and long. I love sucking on my noodles because it reminds me. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the weirdest trend on TikTok. Pretending to be a badass in eating food?

I don't really understand this trend, but let's find out why this guy's got 8 million followers from it. Taki's. Starting things off, I'm not quite sure what the point of this video is. Are you just flexing the idea you can eat a bunch of, you know, low Scoval unit foods? Because last time I remember eating blue tachies unless they added like a similar flavor or something or something that's gonna melt my asshole the second I eat it, they're not gonna hurt my mouth. Tockeys are delicious. I'm not watching this guy's video and thinking, holy shit, I can't believe you just ate that many tachies in a row. I'm nother.

No reaction. You may have no reaction now, sir, but I can confirm that ass is not gonna be the same 10 minutes later. No reaction, your ass. Blue turkeys. Blue tachie powder. Lemon. Lime. Why is this motherfucker lookin at me like that?

I have no idea why he's looking at me like that, like some NPC bogglehead looking shit. It's kinda creeping me out. I feel like he's about to tactically sabotage. Tactically sabotage my asshole Cholula Mexican Hudson That him Too much Mix

Everything that he's putting into this potion This recipe of dog shit I've had it all myself and they're not even that bad The craziest thing he put in here was what? Like lemon juice but dude it's lemon juice you drink lemonade I have yet to find the reason that makes people think holy shit I gotta follow this guy! This content is fucking useless.

Okay, Jackass, we get it. You don't need to pretend like you consume the cum chalice. You had tockis with lemon juice on them. Woo! That's some wacky shit! The idea that 8 million plus people have followed this person on social media truly astonishes me. TikTok truly is the platform where you can get famous on literally any occasion. Shit, I might log on to TikTok myself and eat some talkies.

Eight million followers we're talking about. Now add your ingredients. Oh yes, baby. Add a little bit of water. Put it in the microwave. Oh my goodness, look at that. I'm so excited. Why do you have to eat the noodles like that? At the end of this video, he's going to say, no reaction. You may not have a reaction, but I'll have you no good, sir. I have a reaction. I got that motherfucker Jackie Chan looking face. Scrunched up as hell and disgusted by what I'm looking at. How does this guy have 8 million followers? Is beyond me. Sauce is 6 million Scovolt. Apparently this is the hottest a sauce can ever get. Here we go, guys.

Flaming Hat Dorido. Let's do this. Am I just water for this shit, bro? I want everybody to recognize that these videos could easily be faked. If anybody has half of a brain cell, he can easily just swap out the sauce with the different sauce. Because if this guy genuinely took 6 million scovils down his throat, Not only will his ass pay the price, but he'll probably be in the emergency room.

What I'm saying is that this guy is not as big dick McGee as you may think he is. Because let's be honest, what content on TikTok is actually real? I'll promise you one thing that's not any realer than my fucking ex. Helopino. Yellow pinio tekeys. Yellow pinio tecis sireche. Okay, but like, you're just ruining the point of the halapino. The point of eating a pepper is to primarily get the seeds in your mouth.

So if you're just gonna gut the damn thing and put talkies, which is like a billion times less spicy. Doesn't that just discount the entire point of eating a jalapeno? But wait a second, guys, holy shitty, put saracha sauce inside of it. This totally makes it all better. Remember, guys, no reaction. His eyes look like a damn that's about the bust. It's probably because he ate a piece of a jalapeno that's actually authentic. The little shit can handle a little spice.

And that's coming from me, dog. I'm as white as they come. These are spicy hodokes. This was what my childhood was all about. I just got a couple and I'll be seeing how many I could swallow. Okay, so I think we know by now this is a load of bullshit. This guy's claiming he ate more than eight raw hot dogs in a row.

First off, congratulations, fat ass. Second off, that is actually disgusting. My childhood! The world record for the most amount of hot dogs in one sitting is 76, by the way. For anybody that thinks I'm taking this guy's information straight on my ass, then you are poorly mistaken. Everybody knows you just chewed up the hot dog and spat it out and ate the next one. I don't think it takes rocket science to explain this shit.

All I see this as is just a big waste of food. If you guys forgot this was a reaction video, I thought so too. I am just staring at the screen in absolute awe. I don't know why I'm looking at this. My stomach is actually recoiling inside. This video makes me want to go bulimic. I think I'm spicy noodles. Taki powder.

I think I figured out why this guy makes this stupid fucking face every video. You know, once you've eaten so many spicy foods, I think at some point you're just going to go insane. This kid either got dropped on his head or he consumed so much spicy food that he practically can't use his brain anymore. The neurological spice shit probably doesn't register in his brain. I mean, I'm no scientist, but you can look at this guy and say that he's at least a little insane. When I first seen this guy, I thought he was going to cut off my dick. I am actually so disgusted right now I am somebody that enjoy spicy food truly

But every time I now have something spicy I'm gonna have a picture of this fucking dude Every time I eat a talkie As most of you might know I've been complaining about my nose problem for a while now I usually have a lot of congestion Especially at night when I'm about to sleep Ladies and gentlemen

I'll be putting this garlic in my nose To see if it can actually relief my nose blockage Here we go guys Does this idiot not realize essential oils exist? Bro, put a humidifier in your room, I promise. It's going to clear that shit in your nose immediately. I know I've been bullying you the whole time, but I'm going to end off the video on a good note. But anyways, audience, that's it for today.

Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. All right, audience, welcome back. I hope you all having a good day. So recently, as all of you know, Miaoba has done a quote-unquote face reveal. And for anybody that's in the backseat, uh, that's not actually Miaoba. It's actually another YouTuber called Wylan.

So there's this whole conflict between Meowba and this YouTuber called Weiland, and they've been having a bit of a YouTube beef on the internet. Essentially, Meowba, the person with a really bad online reputation, decides to steal this guy's face reveal and makes it look like that she is actually this guy. And Weiland got angry at it and decided to make his own YouTube video talking about the situation. I'm going to play a clip of it for y'all so y'all can get the context of what's going on here. Well, and I think she actually ended up seeing it, and she ended up actually joining my Discord server and asking me if she could use my face

in one of her videos. I just went ahead and DM to her just making sure like, you know, what she doing really with like the whole entire thing that's going on with my face and all that with her video. And she just responded with an emoji. Wake up the next morning and I see that she linked me a video with her revealing her face and it was just my face. It was my face reveal video, but it was just cut up to make it seem like that she was revealing her face, which was just my face. Pointed this out in the comments. I'm kind of thankful that some people actually knew that it was me. I didn't really know people would actually figure it out. But, uh, yeah, it was kind of surprising to say the least. And I don't really know how I felt about the situation because at first, you know,

I thought it was a little bit funny, but then I kind of started dissected a bit. And I realized that this person has said a lot of really bad stuff that I do not want to be associated with at all. Anyways, now you heard this video and this is what brings me to the topic today. So this guy, Weiland, I defended him in my last YouTube video talking about, you know, how this guy should not be harassed for, you know, the involvement of Meowba. But then again, this same guy that says he doesn't want to be associated with Miaoba or anything of the sort. He uploads another video about Mialba two days after he said he didn't want to be associated with them.

Miaoba is my girlfriend. She is 12. Dude, what the hell are you doing? All right, what's good job, boys? It is Walin here. Welcome back to another video.

I find it funny how this guy was talking about how he doesn't want to be associated with Mialba or anything of the sort. And here he is two days later after addressing the situation wanting to milk the topic. It's like, dude, pick a struggle. And you can't tell me you want to disassociate from this situation when you have a title like this. Like, bro, really? You really had to add the parentheses.

She's 12. Someone's desperate for clicks on God. And obviously you guys can see I'm not playing Roblox today. Yeah, bro. We already know you playing with something else. Oh, what's wrong, bro? I can't make a distasteful and insensitive joke about your YouTube title because it makes you look like a creep. Go figure.

Just to clear it up, audience. I don't think this guy's a weirdo or anything of the sort. All I'm saying is that I'm going to be making fun of this guy. for his YouTube title, this whole video. That's all there is to say, bro. I'm actually going ahead and talking about the Meowba situation again, since this situation has absolutely exploded, not only on YouTube, but on TikTok and every other corner on the internet.

I'm talking Reddit, YouTube, TikTok, every single social media platform, Twitter, so many people think that I am Meowbo. And so now you're Clemmy Meowbo's your girlfriend? Dude, you're trying to help people not think you're a Meowba or anything of the sword. You're trying to get yourself disassociated from the situation. I don't know what this guy's.

on about. I mean, I remember when I was at 10,000 subscribers, I would literally reach for any sort of clout that I would go for. But dude, it's like, you can't help but notice how big of a hypocrite this dude is right now. YouTube, take out every single social media platform, Twitter. Literally, so many people think that I am Miab. I mean, not really. One of the top comments on Miaba's original video was literally saying that it's you. So, I mean, if there's a few outliers that still think it's you, then, I mean, Gigi, I guess. But trust me, there's already plenty of coverage besides what, point. list because he's a goofball. There's already plenty of videos saying that it's not Miaoba and it's actually you. So I don't know what you're on about. Now, for the people that don't are not caught up on the whole entire situation, Nialba basically is a TikToker that makes a lot of controversial videos, made my own videos in the past, and she actually used my face as a face of real, and she bated me into actually that. And now a lot of people think that I'm actually hurt.

And I kind of find it funny to sit back and react to it, but honestly, I have to make my own video telling people I'm not Mialba because she said a lot of really bad things about it. She said a lot of really bad things about what? All that they did was put your face in their face reveal after you said that it's okay for them to use your face. Are you maybe referring to the bad reputation that Miaoba has? Because that would be a pretty good point to bring up. But if we're going to refer to that, then my point still stands. It's like you want to disassociate from the situation, but here you are really nilly with your penis out.

She's 12, by the way, guys. But honestly, man, we're just going to be reacting to some of the videos. Now, one specific video that I wanted to react to in this channel or on this video, I'm not, I can't even speak, right? It's a video that goes by name of Pointless or a channel that goes by now of Pointless. Yeah, so funny story, right? I'm actually friends with Pointless. He doesn't know that I'm making this video or anything like that, but Pointless if you're watching, dude, honestly, that was kind of funny.

This man Pointless called Weilandah, a man that consumes Mountain Dew all day and lives on Discord. Like, dude, that, that's funny. He is me out by some sexy Uwu anime girl or some like stinky sweaty kid who drinks Mountain Dew and eats Doritos in his gaming chair. I'd argue he sniffs his farts too. that got ahead and made a video called Miamba's Real Identity Revealed, literally yesterday. And I woke up seeing this video and I was just kind of flabbergasted because this guy has like 258,000 subscribers. He's a pretty big deal. He's a pretty big deal.

Dude, the video got 26,000 views. Are you saying that that's a big deal? Dude, if somebody made a video about me, it got 26,000 views, who cares? If you really think the opinions of the pointless fan base is going to ruin your career, well, I mean, you never had a career. If you think it's going to ruin your hobby as a YouTuber, then you might want to think again. That's just the internet, bro. You're famous for one day and then you're irrelevant the next. That's just how it goes.

Beating his schmeat to Pokeyman feetpicks, bro. Yeah, I can probably get behind that. Look, bro, I'm friends with Pointless, but there's a reason I haven't watched a Pointless video in a fat minute. And by the way, I'm not hating on Pointless or anything like that. I mean, I'm just saying that his content is not really my cup of tea. I watch a Christian family channel, so what does that tell you about me? Essentially what I'm trying to tell you is that if he said some goofy things about you in his video where he said that you were a Miaoba I'm not surprised but should you care no

To do the stupidest things about me like it's actually hilarious what he said dude I just can't believe it because it's so hypocritical Hippocratical shit person has said a lot of really bad stuff that I do not want to be associated with at all Actually so dumb I wanted to go ahead and just make a whole entire video talking about it But obviously without further ado let's just jump right into this bro A reveal here, let's see if Meowba some sexy Uwu anime. Alright, I need to stop this real quick. Dude, get your fingers out of your mouth.

Look, if you're trying to be a badass YouTuber saying that you're not Meowba and all this other stuff, and you're trying to be like, you're the top dog of this situation, I think a good way to start is by getting your fingers out of your damn mouth. A girl or some, like, stinky, sweaty kid who drinks Mountain Dew and eats Doritos in his gaming chair, beating his schmeat to Pokeyman feetpicks, bro. Yeah, bro, that's kind of out of pocket being. real. I mean, to be fair, I've said some pretty out-of-pocket things on my YouTube channel. I mean, I'm sure if y'all did some digging on my content, I'm sure you could find me saying some pretty foul stuff. I don't know. I'm

just looking at this video, and obviously at heart, I know this guy is obviously not Meowba. And this is why it makes it so much more funny. It's because Pointless is just roasting this guy, and he's not even meowbo. Like, he's getting the blame for something that he never did. I don't know. It's kind of funny. I want to see this dude's reaction. Alright, before I even move on, I just want to say, this is what that guy looks like right here. Finally, you put someone handsome on the screen. Thank you. So, he's saying, I beat the Pokemon's feetpicks. You can, no, I'm not going to say anything.

The fans can decipher, actually. Who probably does that? You do. You probably beat the feet picks. This sweaty Discord mod loser virgin, who probably is still in high school, well, there's no probably about that. My nigga is definitely 100% still in high school is. Oh, my fucking God, this guy.

The funny part is he's not even, he's not even joking. He actually thinks that he's some type of cool guy. Yeah, dude, you're right. He's a badass. He's saying everything that he's saying in this video with 100% seriousness. This man pointless goes to bed and I didn't think, wow, bro, this guy, violent. I should have said more about him. I didn't say enough.

I should have made fun of him for his title saying that he's dating a 12 year old. He's some type of sick guy saying this type of stuff. Now, if it's for the video, dude, I get it, girl. Like, if it's for the video, if you're doing this for the video, it is what it is. I kind of feel like that he's actually being real about this. He thinks I am a sweaty discord. Oh, don't look at me with those puppy eyes. Are you about a cry?

You sweaty mountain dude drinking discord mod. Yeah, bro, I think I'm done looking at this grease ball. Subscribe to my channel if you want a million dollars. How do you know how to make a TV dinner look gourmet. Audience, are you seeing this recipe? Would you be eating this this Thanksgiving? If you asked your mom to prepare you something for dinner and she's like, nah, we got Thanksgiving leftovers and gives you this shit.

Which you guys consent to that going down your fucking asophagus. Because I wouldn't... Here's how I made a giant strawberry homemade pop-tarts. Listen, ma'am, I understand that you tried to make homemade pop tarts, but I'm not eating that fucking frosting. I am not going to be eating something that looks like my baby batter. All right, people, what's up? The nastiest TikTok food waster got even worse.

Now, audience, around one year ago, I made a video on this lady called Banana Loves You Too, where she thinks that she is a culinary expert by making a bunch of food in a bunch of weird ways. One example of which was her trying to make a fucking cake inside of a toilet. Go for it. Look at it's turning, it's churning it, it's turning it into chocolate milk. It's churning it, it's turning into chocolate milk,

and then you just get in there and you can sip it right up. Yeah, fucking disgusting. Anyways, you would think that shortly after a year ago that she would have passed away from the shit that she would be eating. But no, audience, she is in fact still alive, this day still making recipes. And today, I found the worst of them. Okay, so we are about five seconds into the video and you have already lost me. So it appears that this lady is making a rose pie. I was trying to research if real roses were used in pie and it's actually not. So to confirm to

everybody watching this video, yes, she actually did pull this recipe out of her ass. Looks really good, right? No, lady, it in fact does not look good whatsoever. Listen, audience, as somebody that fucking loves pie, I know what a good pie looks like when I look at one. As of right now, watching Miss Banana loves you too, I'm actually getting fucking repulsed right now. I would never, ever go to the mufucking Walmart Garden Center to get my groceries.

Like, who the fuck goes to the roses and Walmart Garden Center and is like, oh yeah, that's for my pie. later. Like, fuck off. You're gonna put that right on top. Pie crust and I flip it right over my pie just like that. Thank Jesus Christ you are covering that pie with another piece of dough.

I don't think I would be able to look at that shit for another minute. After you just dumped the blueberry on top of the roses in the milk, honestly, I wanted to fucking puke. There is no human being in recent history that has made a pie like this and for proper reasons, too.

Beautiful. Beautiful, she says, Audie. It's fucking beautiful. There is nothing beautiful about this pie. This pie looks like the white head pimple inside of my inner ass cheek. Beautiful. The outside, a little bit, to make sure that we get nice, golden brown, crispy crust on our pie. Let's put it in the oven.

You feel those roses got nice and soft inside? Oh, wow. Look at that. Oh, gorgeous. What the fuck? That shit looks like expired Doritos mixed in with a goblin heart. Oh yeah, and while you're at it, just get the whipped cream and put it on top. You know, just put the cherry on top of the dog shit.

That's totally gonna make it fucking better. No, lady, this is disgusting. Throw it away immediately! Gordon Ramsey would slap the fuck out of you. Oh, gorgeous. There you go, whipped cream on top. And that was the end of the video audience. Usually this lady likes to put a taste test at the end of her videos, but I think because she knows that this video was so fucking disgusting and unappetizing,

she didn't even bother putting it a taste test. And to be honest, I wouldn't either. Because I'll be real, if I did do a taste test of that pie, I would probably pass away within the next 45 minutes. Don't you fucking ruin lays for me. Even though we can all collectively agree that ruffles are way better than the last, Lays potato chips. Everybody comment ruffles or lays. Whoever has more comments wins. Okay, there is so much diabolical shit that just happened within the last three seconds.

We have Lays potato chips, marshmallows butter, and what is that fucking liquid sugar? I feel like this lady is intentionally trying to get a reaction from our gag reflex. In no way should Lays potato chips make contact with butter, marshmallows, and what is that brown sugar? Give a fuck what it is. Don't make it come in contact with any of these fucking ingredients. So that are our little chip Krispies. Did this motherfucka just say Chip Krispies? I can't fucking believe what my earlobes just heard. We're trying to remaster Rice Krispy Treats.

Yeah, good fucking luck lady with that. You are not going to do better than Rice Krispy Treats. Get the fuck out of here. Don't stick out evenly all on the bottom. And we're also going to add a few extra. from marshmallows to this. Lady, how much fucking sugar do you need to add to this recipe?

You already got Lays potato chips and marshmallows and butter in liquid sugar. Now you're adding gerbil shit and even more marshmallows. When the fuck is it going to end? We're going to be the fat era nicacato avocado with this shi. Semi-melted,

semi-sweet chocolate chip and you can just smush-tham. All right, ladies. So who's the little Chuck the Cuck behind the camera? Oh, babe, that's so good, baby. Oh, you're doing a really good job, baby. Oh, that's so good, baby. Dude, she's not gonna fuck you.

And even if she did, I would politely decline. Whoever is the little Chuck the cuck that's recording the video, do you not realize the shit that your woman puts in her mouth? She is eating food straight out of the toilet, bro. Why the fuck, would you ever want to get frisky with that after 10.30 p.m.? Now I'm going to stick that in the fridge. Our marshmallows are nice and melty with our venalves. vanilla and our butter.

Look in how nice that. Just like that. Really get under there so you can coat all of these potato chips. Chip Krispies, we're going to cut these open in just a second. Look at that. Oui-Gooey-Gooey. That is fucking disgusting. Do you have any idea how many grams of sugar is in that four square inch of chip Krispies?

The amount of sugar that is in that singular bite can probably kill a Chihuahua. Not only does it have chocolate to kill the dog, but it has so much fucking sugar that it's just gonna explode. This shit is a certified biohazard. marshmallow with our chips and we've got some of our chocolate ones here. Mmm, great. You could tell this girl wants to fucking puke so bad. Listen, audience, if I really had to take a great guess,

a very educated guest based on my YouTube career, I can tell this because I've been on this YouTube platform for more than two years now, actually. I think I've gotten pretty good at knowing whenever something is satire or actually real. If I had to take an educated guess, this lady is fucking capping out of her ass. This is not a real recipe.

She's just trying to rage bait us, ladies and gentlemen. And it's fucking working. Okay, what the fuck did you just do? Why the fuck were the eggs necessary for this video? You could have just put the cement down. There is no reason you had to do all that to put the fucking Ark of the Covenant on top of it. That has got to be the stupidest shit I've ever seen in my life.

Not to mention, this isn't even a recipe but because there's food involved I guess it's in the video dude first we had eggs being put into a hole now we're decorating this with manicotti what's next in the video you're gonna sprinkle fucking spaghetti all over this shit I fucking knew it yeah that gray is gonna really be nice yeah you officially fucking lost me this shit looks like a super-sized pop-tart left out in the for a hundred years. This shit wasn't even a recipe and it still looks like garbage.

Here's how I made a giant strawberry homemade pop-tops. And the ingredients were probably dough sprinkles in your boyfriend's secret sauce. I really hate that this copyrighted music is playing right now. Because I can't play the video and you can hear her little cuck boyfriend in the background being like, oh my gosh baby, it's so good. Please peg me in the ass tonight. Like, we don't get to hear that anymore with the copyrighted music. Let's just see the finished product, bro. I feel like I'm looking at the skin that was circumcised off of me.

Anyways, audience, leave a like in the video if I should make another video on this lady. But anyways, I'll catch y'all. Subscribe. So, I'm gonna say it for the first time in my life properly. Niggi-h-h-h-h-h-ha-h-h. And while you may not realize it, Ugui, if you're watching this, these kids look up to you, and they don't know right from wrong. This has got to be the dumbest drama I've ever fucking seen in my life.

The fact that I'm making a video right now, basically just saying racism is bad, and yet I'm anxious even posted online. Did you just say you were anxious for taking the popular opinion that racism is bad? Bro, get the fuck out of here. All right, people, what's up? Today, I think I found the dumbest YouTube shorts drama I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, uh, in case anybody's wondering, he actually said it. Audience, let me introduce you to Master Ugui. For anybody in the audience that's still wondering how he got canceled,

I mean, for starters, look at his fucking skin tone, and then look at the word he just said. But anyways, Master Ugui is getting canceled because he's homophobic, racist, ablous, transphobic, and he loves Adolf Hitler. At least that is what everybody is supposedly saying, but we're going to find out today. Now, I think in order for us to actually approach this shi-ass drama, we have to take it into five different parts. So yeah, let's start with part zero. Yeah, uh, if this is one of the points that everybody is making about Master Ugui is that he makes lazy content, then yeah, that's for fucking sure. If I had to guess how long it really takes to make these videos, it probably takes around like two minutes maximum to edit these videos. And this is just one example.

I mean, all you literally had to do is make a Sigma face and then put the word Sigma on screen. In the eyes of YouTube, this is not transformative content whatsoever. And this is not the only example either, right? He has long form videos where it's his more edgy dark humor content, which we're going to get to later. But these videos he does make on his YouTube channel in YouTube short explanation to make things quick, it's fucking slop. But anyways, this is probably one of the most tame parts as to why people do not like Master Uguwe. I think it's about time we start getting into the real crazy shit. is my n-

Fuck. Damn, dude, he really said the famous Austrian painter was his friend. Now, audience, I understand whenever somebody tries to make dark humor and all this other shit, but bro, come on. If you're going to make a dark humor song about the most horrible and horrific supreme leader back in World War II, you can at least make the song go hard, or at least a little bit more funny. Because, audience, there's a way for you to actually make edgy humor songs like this, and you can get away with it.

And you might be wondering why am I saying this? It's because it's happened before. I got a message for these little fias trying to be a mama's boy and the teacher's pet pimple face ass wipe looking like they just had a guy now. College just stick five fingers in your ass. No loo. And it did extremely fucking well. Like if I were to hop on a song and I just started off the song saying in a monotone voice that Randolph Higgler is my chiga,

nobody's gonna fuck with it. Everybody's gonna think it's fucking stupid. Basically what I'm saying is that there's a way. to execute dark humor and there's a way to not execute dark humor. And in this case, ladies and gentlemen, this is not the right way. This dark humor, I'm sorry to say, it's fucking brain rot. Ooh yeah. Over the past year, Master Ugui has made amazing hit pieces called My Opinion on Jews, my opinion on transgender people, my opinion on black people, my opinion on the

LGBTQ community, and much more. And ladies and gentlemen, this is what all of those videos consist of. If you guys aren't understanding the point, it's just clickbait. In the thumbnail, you see a white guy with a title of My Opinion on Black People with a picture of some random black guy in the fucking corner. Of course, people are going to click. Now, these videos started off anywhere between 8 and 10 seconds, and it pretty much was the same layout every single time.

Probably some of the laziest content on this website, it relates back to my first point. His shit takes like less than two minutes to make. So what did he do with the rage bait? titles and the clickbait funny ha ha's, he made more of them. But eventually the views got to him and he wanted to go off in the deep end and, uh, he actually said it. Now, do I see the reason why he's getting canceled for actually saying the N-word? Yeah. Do I understand why he made this video? Yeah. It pulls a ton of views. And also, do I understand why he's getting canceled for saying it? Yeah. Are any of us actually gonna fucking care and I'm

month after this drama's over? No. And that applies to literally everything that we've covered so far. Randolph Higgler being his friend, the obvious rage bay middle school edgy kid tweets he makes on his Twitter account, and the fact that he makes lazy content. If there's one thing I can promise everybody is that nobody's going to fucking care about any of this in a month. Not in gween, not poncho, not dumpy, not rith, not anybody. Except for maybe these two guys, but we're going to talk about them later. But I will say there is something I personally want to harp on that not a lot of people are talking about. Ooh, yeah. If she is young and blind, you won't have to sneak up from behind.

My students, if her age is on the clock, he is ready for the clock. Yeah, uh, not even dark humor is going to excuse this. This is just nasty. Listen, Uguay, you can go into any comedy club in the year. US anywhere in the world. If you make these jokes, no one's gonna be fucking hooting and hollering and slapping their fucking knee. No one's laughing. I think out of anything that you've done on your channel, I think you can shove these two videos up your fucking ass. Because this shit is just crazy. Ooh, yeah. Holy shit. I think we made it to the end. Or should I say the next beginning.

Now that you heard my opinion of the things that Master Ugui is getting canceled for, aka I just don't fucking care. Let's see what everybody else in YouTube is thinking. Primarily, I want to go over two videos, one by John Castorline and another by Ben Eschrik. Because arguably, I think they had the worst fucking videos on this entire situation. If you're familiar with my channel, you probably know that I talk about people who go way too far with their content just so that they can get views, clout, or money. This is Master Ugui. Master Uguet was once one of the most beloved creators on all of YouTube shorts and had a cult-like fan base. Alright, bro, quick glazing, beloved, bro.

Beloved, that is a crazy fucking word to use, bro. Stop doing fucking helicopter tricks on it. You know, it's crazy because I like John Castorline, but I think this is the first video I've watched of his. That's, that's definitely an L. So throughout the rest of this video audience, please keep an open mind.

Surprisingly enough, it wasn't until very recently that he saw his downfall. And that's where I come in. I'm going to tell you guys everything about it and also share my opinion on everything that's going on right now, if you're not aware of what's going on right now. So get comfortable, relax, grab a glass of water, maybe get a snack. Get to the fucking point.

Before I share my take on this, though, let's take a trip back to May 24th, 2021. This was when Master Ugui's channel was born. Listen, John, in the most respectful way imaginable, who fucking cares? When Master Ugui first made his channel, he made parodies of Master Ugoi from Kung Fu Panda and he made funny quotes. That was it. Next fucking point. People thought it was very funny and these videos got imbused. And because these videos got him views, just like any other creator would do, he milked it and milked it and milked it and milked it.

And kept on milking this type of video until the audience finally lost interest. And this is when his content took a turn for the worst. We're going to call his new type of content creating controversial videos that utilize specific groups of people and aspects of their identity beyond their control simply in order to get views. It's called dark humor. What the fuck is this definition? This man is acting like he just discovered fucking fire when he's talking about. dark humor now dark humor doesn't only stretch across this definition but it's a branch of it but dude a paragraph to describe two words are you faking me bro is trying his damn hardest to

stretch this to eight minutes to get ad revenue holy fuck following me yeah i'm following you some examples of him doing this can be seen in this video and this video and this video and this video and this video and this video He's rage baiting clicks using dark humor to get views. What's the fucking surprise here? Listen, in no way am I defending Master Ugui for his videos. At the end of the day, I don't fucking care about him, I don't care about John, I don't care about fucking nobody. At least in this situation. Again, listen, John, I find your content funny, I watch it periodically.

But dude, you are giving an attention seeker exactly what he wants. You get the point. All of these videos are like eight seconds, the most lazy content ever, and all you really need to look at is the title to understand what you're he's trying to do. In these videos, he wouldn't really say anything about these groups of people and would essentially just play music over him pretending to talk. So I guess at this point, it wasn't really enough for him to get in any sort of trouble and can kind of just get waved off as dark humor that is also just very lazy content. I mean, every single video was like eight seconds long and it probably takes like two minutes to edit this. This whole segment

of your video could have just been described in 10 seconds. He made a few lazy dark humor videos that didn't get him in any trouble and you can go on with your day. That was the The entire section of this video guys. He was quite literally leveraging racism and all kinds of other isms and phobias just so that he could get clicks because he knew people would see it. Holy crap, you're a genius. He's leveraging sensitive topics so that he can get views. Holy shit. John, you did the same fucking thing.

You leveraged suicide in your YouTube shorts. Suicidal and depressed people might find that very offensive, John. Fucking weak-ass point. But the crazy thing is that throughout all of this, his fans were. fully supporting him. Every single comment is laughing at his jokes, egging him on, or simply just going with what he said. I'm going to play this video that I was just referring to a second ago. Hey, don't be surprised if one day I just... Okay, the first half of the video, he's egging on that he's going to kill himself. He's going to commit suicide, guys, okay?

I'm sure all you sad people out there are getting offended. So, so offended. Oh, get it, guys. That's the punchline. He was going to make a swing under the tree. And what happened when he literally made the same meta type of video that Master Ugui did? His comments were also egging him on to make the same video again. Bro, you can't make this stuff. Let's talk about how it got even worse. Oh, quick little side note, sometime in the middle of all of this, he tried to box someone. And, uh, well, oh!

Yeah, he got knocked on his tubby ass. That's pretty funny. Anyways, get back to your fucking point. But that's totally against the point. It shocked me simply to see how many people were seeing these titles and this kind of full and fully supporting it. If you're referring to any of these videos here, he wasn't saying anything bad. Bros acting like racial undertones isn't in TV, movies, and Hollywood and all this shit.

This is nothing new. But with no backlash for these very offensive titles, Ugui's audience seemed to finally lose interest in these. And that's when he realized he needs to take it up a notch in order to stay relevant. What a stupid fucking photo. Yeah. Okay. Okay, so I know that my views are pretty bad right now, and I'm low-key falling off, but this idea that I just came up with, it's groundbreaking.

It's going to bring me back. It's going to bring you back. They're going to love it, dude. These people are going to love it. Okay. Dude, I'm telling you, you do not get it. It's going to be life-changing. No, I hear you.

I hear you. What's the idea? I'm going to say the N-word online and post it in a YouTube video for the world to see. John, you're a genius. Okay, get to the fucking point. I'm not trying to be here all day. So that's when he released this song. I'm not going to play it.

He says that in the court. Maybe because the market for his content was edgy content, you did just say that you were wondering how he was getting supported from these videos here. John, come on, critical thinking. What do you think his audience was? Did you think it was Little Timmy playing his videos on a Samsung smart refrigerator? Or do you think it was edgy middle school kids? I can tell you the answer, and it was exactly like me when I was 13 years old.

Everybody's got a phase, bro, and everybody that was, watches Ugui is going through that phase. And he also made this video. And that title's not clickbait. He actually said it this time, how down bad do you have to be to say that just so that you can get some views? I will give it to John. It is a pretty down bad usage of the N-word.

If you're going to be a non-black person saying the N-word publicly for the first time, and you make this video a very unfunny video of you just saying the N-word. In my opinion, it was a missed opportunity. You could have done something like Filthy Frank and made it actually funny. My dick gets bigger because I'm crazy. But then again, 2015 and 2016 was a different era than 2024. It's almost like you got sensitive people just crawling in every corner of YouTube nowadays. If you're going to be a white guy making an edgy joke using the N-word, it better fucking land.

Because if not, everybody's going to be watching your video with this face right here. No one's fucking laughing. So I'm shocked that it took all of that for people to finally realize that, oh, maybe this is not so good to be supporting. And it didn't really start on YouTube. Twitter is where people really saw a problem with it. And TikTok is also where many people were like, this is just dumb. It's genuinely shocking to me to see how many people on YouTube liked this video and also shared comments just going along with it the way they do on all of his videos. I can say the same for your video. Don't be all social justice warrior when you did the same shit, John. And that's the

problem with all of this. Us as creators have so much influence on the people watching our videos. And while you may not realize it, Ugui, if you're watching this, these kids look up to you and they don't know right from wrong, so they're going to see what you say and think it's totally okay to say. Okay, sure. You didn't go to the actual caliber of Ugui and said racial slurs just for no fucking reason. I get it. But dude, I know your audience and I can tell you one thing's for sure. If you got little Timmy watching your videos on a smart refrigerator, I bet your ass you got little kids watching your videos. And if you got videos like this on channel where you're joking about suicide. I don't think you're the guy to me making this type of point.

You get what I'm saying. Either way, if you want to make dark humor, you want to make not dark humor, go ahead. I don't give a shit. But if you want to stay in the moral high ground, the last thing you want to do is be a hypocrite. And this brings me into another topic. My friend Ben made a video on this entire situation, which you should watch after this video. And in it, he said this. Now, if you are a content creator out there that just makes edgy jokes, aka racist jokes, sexist jokes. Here we have a greasy grown man that just left the fucking gym to sit at the bottom of the stairs to talk about Master Ugui saying the N word in a video. Lord, forgive me when I have to react to this guy's video next. I want you to ask yourself one question. Is this what you want to

be remembered for? And I completely agree. Is this really how you want to be remembered as a content creator? Nice voice crack little bro. Content, content, content, content, con, con, con, con. Bro just sounded like a Master U-Gui subscriber. Anyways, that pretty much wraps up John Castorline's video, but now. But now we gotta check out his video. Which, by the way, audience, this video is a lot fucking worse. To begin, let's just, let's just look at this thumbnail. Racism on YouTube.

Like, really, motherfucker? If this is supposed to be the big Ura throughout your video, you're fucking cooked. Everybody knows racism is on YouTube and for comedic purposes too. This is nothing new, Brody. Well, it appears that YouTube Shorts Brain has unfortunately taken the life of another soldier. I mean, you may be thinking yourself, what the f f f f-is YouTube Shorts Brain? What is this guy on about? Who let Ben get off his meds again?

Hear me out. YouTube Shorts Brain. This is your brain. Now, this is your brain on YouTube Shorts. And in case you don't believe me, here are some before and after images of YouTube Shorts users. Nice. That's the worst case right there. That, no, that's the worst case.

Audience, I think I forgot to. fucking laugh. When this dude pulled up the green screen, he really thought all the hoes were gonna fucking laugh at this joke. Can y'all mafucka stop wasting my time? What causes YouTube Shortsbrain disease? Well, there are three very deadly sins that come out of YouTube Shorts you see. Oh my God. Get to the fucking point! This right here is the deadliest symptom of YouTube Shortsbrain. You are so far beyond gone in the brain right universe that you decide, you know what? Now's my time to start just being racist because extra views, extra money and my ego is so big I don't even care would offends people anymore.

If you're a little kid getting offended at Master Ugui's videos, I don't think you should be on the internet. Listen, audience, if Ugui were to even stop making these videos here, like literally stopped everything. He's still going to offend people. If Mr. Beast, probably the nicest guy on the face of the planet, is going to get canceled on Twitter for offending a shitload of people, then everybody's going to offend somebody at some point. And even if you make edgy content like Master Uguay, YouTube's algorithm has gotten so good to know that whether you like edgy content or kid-friendly content. And I can tell you now why Ugui has lasted so long making edgy content on YouTube, it's because YouTube has pushed his content to people that would actually consume edgy content. Again, audience, there's a market for edgy content and there's a market for kid-friendly content.

But this guy is too high on the fucking pre-workout to figure that out. Look, I'm all about speaking your mind and having a unique point of view and adding to the discussion. But, uh, saying the actual N word. What the fuck? Well, what the fuck did you expect? Did you expect this fucking to be like five minute crafts? His content's not about education, bro. If you want education, go back to fucking Quizlet.

Again, audience, I'm not defending Ugui for saying the N word. That's not the point. I'm just pointing out how fucking poor these points are. If you really thought Master U-Kwe's channel was about adding significant value to other people's lives, then you're fucking stupid. Rivening content. This is a problem. This is peak YouTube shorts brain damage. When you become so addicted to the money, the clout, and the ego, I can assure you, bro, he is not making money on those videos.

Audience, if you even use a certain type of word in your YouTube title, you automatically get demonetized. There's literally a spreadsheet dedicated to it. And I can tell you now by looking up those words from his statement. title, he's not getting monetized. He's not getting money. All right, let's just go back to the video, man. I genuinely cannot believe that this is where we're at as a community. I can't believe you're at the bottom of the fucking stairs. Didn't you literally have a couch a second ago? Go fucking sit on the couch.

You have constant creators that are just posting videos, saying slurs, and the comments are critically acclaiming it. Like, this is the greatest artwork they've ever seen in their lives. Before you keep huffing and puffing, dude, they're making jokes. Do you not see the laughing emojis? not see the sarcasm? Holy fuck, you're more blind than a bad. Now, if you are a content creator out there that just makes edgy jokes, aka racist jokes, sexist jokes, jokes that are just meant to offend people, jokes that just only come at the cost of other people, especially based on aspects of their life by which they cannot control.

I want you to ask yourself one question. Is this what you want to be remembered for? You don't need to make jokes at the cost of other people to be funny. Okay, but that doesn't mean we need to censor an entire, fucking genre of humor? Listen, I know the wet dream utopia you have where nobody offends anybody. I understand it's a great fucking reality. But unfortunately, bro, it's never going to happen. Now, what you're saying is true. You can make jokes that are not at the cost of other people to be funny, but you're missing an entire demographic of people that simply have a different style of humor. Whether you're craving

Chick-fil-A one day and you're craving McDonald's another day, some people just have different tastes. What I'm saying is that not everybody's gonna be like you. And the only way to live with that is to fucking accept the world for what it is. And to quit sitting at the bottom of your stairs, booing and who. While the YouTube shorts community just absolutely loves racism for some reason. Bro, what the fuck are you even on about? Bro just categorized an entire section of the YouTube app as a bunch of racist. Okay, go off, Queen.

Now, I don't like being serious. I like making jokes. I like making fun of people. I don't like having to talk about real issues. Because my job on here is to make people laugh. It's to entertain. It's to distract you from all the bad things in the world. Well, you're doing a very fucking piss poor job at it.

The only thing that's distracting me is that white stuff on your wall. Wait, pause. But unfortunately, when content creators in the same atmosphere as me start spreading racism and start bringing these real world issues into the content, it forces me to talk about it. Oh my god, yes, you're finally talking about it. Ben, fucking expose everybody. Anyways, this guy for the next probably four minutes of the video is going to be a complete social justice warrior. Almost like trying to rally everybody that's watching the video to agree with him. While also simultaneously and metaphorically stroking his pee to make himself look greater than he actually is.

Like, I can make a whole fucking compilation of this shit right now. I'm not trying to be some white knight. I'm not here trying to be the savior of all black people. I understand that the content that I've posted on YouTube shorts hasn't always been the best either. I've posted videos that can be repetitive. I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I am nowhere near perfect as a creator, and neither are any of my friends, although I do look up to all of my content creator friends that post content every single day on this platform as well.

The fact that I'm making a video right now basically just saying racism is bad, and yet I'm anxious to even post it online because of how the community might react is insane to me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, bro. What the f f f f f f did you just say? The fact that I'm making a video right now basically just saying racism is bad and yet I'm anxious. You're fucking anxious to post a video on the internet? Correct me if I'm wrong audience, but you're literally taking the popular opinion. You just said racism bad and now you're nervous to say that on the internet.

Are you fucking me? If anything, bro, I'm the one that should be nervous to post my video. I'm taking the unpopular opinion. And here you are shaking in your little fucking wife beater in your dim lit room. Talking to me like you're anxious to post a fucking video. Get the fuck out of here. Anyways, audience, I'm gonna go give my voice arrest. I'm a little sick right now.

But anyways, yeah, more long forms here soon.