Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 46

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 46

I have two basketballs, but one of them is fake. One of them is made out of chocolate. It's the one on the left. If you think that looks like a real basketball, something is wrong with your brain. No, Screedy, I think there's something wrong with your brain. Seriously, look at all the messages this guy sends me. I cream today. What the fuck?

Bro, I want to make a video with you, dog. Have you ever seen a grown man meat ride this hard? I don't know about you, but how could anybody be a fan of this guy? If you had 2 million subs, is this how you would network with people? Screedy, I speak for everybody when I say this, delete your dumb channel, take a vacation, and never come back. Alright, people, what's up? Today, I found the weirdest Vest Remy clone you're ever going to see. You almost got me, so, uh, no, I'm not going to subscribe to you, but how about you subscribe to me, you bot, you bot, you bop, ba, ba...

Audience, I introduce you to Screedy. Now, most of you guys already know who this is, but to give a quick description, he's basically Vestremi, but take the insults and make him a thousand times times it by a hundred. Not only that, but he's also the biggest fan girl of my content, and bro cannot take a hint for his life. Whenever he drinks coffee, he never sleeps at night. All he does is playing Minecraft. That's Fortnite, you bot, but I expected that from a woman. What's your phone number, by the way? Now, there's not really too much to say about this guy's content.

I mean, he sounds like a fucking idiot. Bro sounds like he's choking on food every time he hits the record button. He also, for some equally strange reason, keeps his hands crossed like a fucking merchant. I'm more so gonna be talking about why he's. He makes fun of cringe content when he equally himself off camera is just as bad, if not worse. Starting off with this first comment he sent to me around a month ago, asking for a collaboration, but honestly, I don't know why he called me, my lady, I mean, that is probably the shittiest networking I've ever seen. And again, why would I want to collab with the absolute dog shit we just looked at earlier?

So, just like this comment and the rest of the other messages he's ever sent to me in his life, I completely ignored him. Around a month later, that's whenever I started. looking at my comments section some more, and I saw that he commented on my recent videos saying I cream today. What? If somebody can please explain to me why a grown man

with 2 million subs is commenting this on my videos, I would love to listen. Maybe I'm just not caught up with the modern lingo of what's actually funny on the internet. But is this how we're supposed to network with people on the internet you're supposed to comment weird shit like this? I'm just saying that for somebody that wants to have a collab on my channel so badly,

You're not making a very good first impression whatsoever. If anything, bro, you're just creeping me out. I can't believe I got away with this. Oh my god, I can't wait to see what you got away with, Topper. It's probably stupid. Why the fuck do you talk like this? Oh my God, I can't wait to see what you got away with Topper. Now listen, I understand that you have to sound a little excited whenever you make a YouTube video.

After all, we're content creators and we're not trying to sound low energy as fuck. But when you're taking your voice to a level where you can't even form a cohesion, sentence, you're kind of just fucking up your rhythm at that point. Now, obviously, this isn't my biggest criticism, like my big fucking ace up my sleeve, but from one content creator to another, you can calm down on your videos, bro. You don't have to sound like you're in a constipated shit the whole time. Anyways, a few days ago, Screty actually DM'd me on Instagram, saying, and I quote, bro, I want to make a video with you, dog. Ah, what the fuck is that? Remember, audience, this guy is a grown,

man at 2 million subscribers and this is how we act off camera right you know YouTube persona aside this grown man motherfucker is in my DMs acting like a fan girl if this isn't the most down bad shit you've ever seen then I don't know what is because I can go ahead and tell you guys that whenever I network with other people I don't act like this in the slightest now just for the sake of the video yes I have actually networked with Topper guild Greg ranko you know all those guys I make fun of on the internet I'll just tell you all right now I'm in hoots with everybody I talk with everybody you know we plan shit fucking Ben Azalart uh... Topper guild you name it and as you can see from our conversations you know we

actually talk to each other like normal human beings we all stay respectful we don't act like fucking fan girls in the DMs whenever I talk with these people it's about business and business only so seeing this it's just so fucking goofy and weird I've never seen a man slurping meat so fucking hard like Screedy and the best part about this all is that I've never talked to this guy before in my life. Most of you guys would think that we all are connected, like me and Vesremi and fucking, I'm not gonna name all the other shorts guys,

I'm just gonna pop up their profile pictures. You probably think that we all talk to each other and that we're all good friends and shit. When truth be told, I haven't actually talked to half of these motherfuckers in my life. So whenever somebody finally DMs me wanting to ask for a collab or something like that, it talk to me like a normal human being. I'm not your friend.

I'm not your fucking pal. the street and I'm damn sure not a god amongst men like how Screedy here is trying to make me look like talking to me like I'm some damn member of the BTS band I don't know but basically this DM right here it's just fucking goofy it's down bad it's horrendous it's anybody that enjoys Screty's content just look at your favorite YouTuber right this is your idol kneeling on their fucking knees in my DMs it's really disappointing to see I gotta be honest anyways after reading that completely down bad message from Screedy I did in fact, take the bait, and I responded,

in your opinion, who you think the worst shorts reaction creator is, question mark. And for those wondering, yes, I fucking ignored his message like an absolute badass. And because motherfucker Screedy here is so bored at 1.13 a.m. in the morning, he decided to reply to me saying that Jackie is actually the worst shorts reaction creator. So, uh, Jackie, if you're watching this video, uh, Screedy doesn't like you, by the way. You know, the same man that is fucking slurping my meat. Begging and pleading for a collab and also saying that he creamed inside of my comment section. Yeah, that same Screedy is saying that you're a shittier content creator than him.

Pretty ironic, isn't it? But yeah, other than Screty DMing me, like an absolute fan girl, and begging and pleading on his knees slurping my meat for a collab. He also commented this on my community tab about a Ben Azelar photo, and he said he looked so dreamy or some shit. Even his own audiences replying to him saying, What the fuck are you talking about? I don't know.

All I'm saying is that bro probably has the worst networking skills I've ever seen. And for the position that he has on YouTube, you would expect him to maybe be a little bit more matured and shit. But no, apparently his blow-up on YouTube has just made him an even bigger amplified spas. Which now makes me look back and totally see how he actually acts the same way on camera and off-camera. His content is a complete and total reflection of actually who he is off-camera.

And sure, you can bring up his channel bio where he says that, Anything he says should not be taken seriously. Bro, this is all off camera. This message where he's slurping me is off camera. At this point, it's not YouTube persona. It's just goofy. And also, for the record, you don't have to say that anything you say on your YouTube shorts should be taken seriously.

I highly doubt that absolutely anybody is getting offended at your YouTube shorts. My feelings would be more hurt if a second grader called me a fart head before you roached in my ass. Here comedy in your shorts, Scree-y is dry as fuck. I'm talking Sahara Desert shit. How many Pringles can you stack until it falls? I have no idea, you butt, but I can't wait to find out in your wacky video. Why does he look like he's about to cry? I mean, to be fair, if I had a sound like that in my YouTube shorts to keep little kids stimulated,

then yeah, I would probably cry in my videos too. And 10. Wow, uh, 10 Pringle stacked. That was, uh, so entertaining, Jackie Boy. Holy fuck out of absolutely anything you could have said Jackie boy holy shit can somebody delete this guy's channel I wonder if you can only stack up as many Pringles that fits in this can cuz if so whoever made this is a genius no they're not a genius you're just stupid in the brain jack

I really don't know what else to say to that like Jack what are you trying to get at bro out of all people to call somebody stupid in the brain It's greedy maybe one day all of us will be as intelligent and fucking amazing like this guy Maybe we should all comment that we creamed inside of other people's YouTube comment sections. Maybe we should also slurp other YouTubers meet in the DMs on Instagram for a collab. My version of networking with other YouTubers simply is not as efficient as Screedy. I'm playing checkers while Screedy is playing chess. That's the end of it.

Anyways, fuck Screedy. I'm gonna go watch a movie. Bye. All right, people, what's up? Today I discovered another BrainRot animation YouTuber. Now, audience, the subject of today's video, is Bang Bang Animations. To be honest, whenever I first saw this YouTuber's name,

I thought it said Bang Bros Animations. Which, uh, even if I thought it was Bang Bros Animations, the videos would actually reinforce that theory. You'll see what I mean later on. But to be honest, if you're looking for a Rico Animations clone that just looks fucking colorized, then yeah, this is definitely the channel for you. Let's begin.

Wait, before we do this, I gotta tell you something. What's the phone? Bro, not even five seconds into the video and we already got our boy getting click baited. Also, I really just have to appreciate the animation quality here. Before this dude got absolutely clickbaited and she or him took off her fucking penis. She didn't even have the leg hair before she took off the pants. Like, bro, you didn't notice your girl's leg hair before she took off her pants? At this point, man, I think you were just fucking asking for it.

Listen, buddy, I have no idea who you were. but what kind of life decisions line up to this moment here? The parents that raised this man probably thought that his son was gonna be a doctor, a lawyer, finding the cure to cancer. But nope, all of his life decisions

led up to the moment of him getting bummed by a fucking wookie. This man's skinny spaghetti little legs are to tooting his ass for the wrong reason. It's bigger than mine. Hell yeah, I'm fucking proud of it. And the rest of this video was history. Listen, audience, if you ever find yourself

in this situation, you really only have two options. Either A, your sexuality, is changing right then and there and you just accept your fate. Or two, you're beating a muff-fuckus ass. As for me, ladies and gentlemen, I think I would have to choose option two. I am not gonna tell a gay man, I poop big turd. Listen, I don't know what's up with these animation channels and mosquitoes just getting fucking banged. But we really need to address that right now.

Rico animations, daybreak animations, bang bang animations. Why do you all have one thing in common where mosquitoes just get fucking rearranged? Is this like a thing that I'm not aware of? Are mosquitoes just really that attractive or something? I'm looking at one right now, bang, bang animations, and I don't feel anything. Audience, do you? Are you the sick motherfuckers that like mosquitoes? I can't say shit, I'm allergic to mosquitoes.

I don't know why this is a new sexuality, but it needs to fucking stop today. Oh, he's just spanking the mosquito. I really thought that he was doing something else. I mean, I guess it is the lesser evil of the two sins. But still, whenever I kill him, I kill a mosquito, my first thought is not the fucking spanking. And I don't know why this sick fucker is liking it too. This dude is biting his bottom lip.

He's cutting off the circulation of his fucking mouth. Mosquitoes are not that attractive, man. Oh my God. I am so tired. I just don't want to die. I have a depredator. Oh no. Oh no.

Ladies and gentlemen, why does this almost look like every single Gen Z parent? I already know that Generation Z and Gen Alpha is going to be the most terrible fucking parents of all time. Our generations already have zero self-control and everybody's a fucking dumbass. But I am almost certain that this is what the average gen Alpha parenthood household's going to be like. A bunch of dumbass kids that look like a Mount Nourish Cayu shitting themselves everywhere. And all the parents are going to be depressed and hooked on nitrous.

I would not be surprised if this is what the average gen alpha parenthood household's going to look like. I'm saying it now. Some of you guys are going to be terrible fucking parents. Holy shit, this is like my day in a life as a YouTuber. You guys see how consistent I've been on YouTube recently. I made a promise to you guys that I am not leaving this fucking bedroom until I upload every other day on YouTube. And if there was a secret security camera in my bedroom and you guys monitored how I was throughout my day,

this is just about what you guys would be seeing. I currently look like shit, I smell like shit. My breath smells like I had a hard make. makeout session with that vegan teacher. But I'll tell you, one thing's for certain. I've been pumping out that content. You fucking know it. This is exactly what I look like day to day, ladies and gentlemen.

I may look, smell, and feel like shit, but you guys still get a video every other day. Bro, this is like every single dude at the fucking gym, at least once in his lifetime. Listen, audience, if you're interested in going to the gym or anything of the sort, I sincerely recommend you do not have any coffee or any spice. spicy food before you go. If you do, I'm afraid to say that you might be subject to this motherfucker here. Last thing you want to do is be hitting the deadlifts and you fucking shit your pants.

Thankfully, I haven't done it yet throughout my gym career, but it's gonna happen eventually. Sometimes hitting the PR of 500 pounds is gonna be worth it. Just kidding, but seriously, do not have coffee or spicy food before you go to the gym. Save yourself the embarrassment. God, what is that? Listen, man, you really just have to pay attention. into the fucking details of what's going on here. Not only did he shit his pants on doing the deadlift,

but what the fuck is he doing now? Is he pissing out of his ass? This really is the only type of shit that you would see on a Rico animations clone. Rico is already over the top with the whole shit jokes. But this man really just wanted to add the fucking chocolate sprinkles on top of the pig shit and make that happen. It's pretty overkill for a shit joke, but I mean, go off, Queen.

Oh my god, what is that? Bala la la la la la Listen, I get this whole video was supposed to be for shock factor, but why the f*** did the shit have to say hi? Was this like the final chance for a punchline to make all the little kids laugh at the video? None of this shit in the entire video makes sense. And I mean, granted, it's not supposed to make sense, but why the fuck you have to add that? At this point, you're just reaching at the fucking wall for any sort of reason to get a little kid to laugh at this video. This YouTube channel is Rico animations, but they're totally.

trying way too hard. As I said before, what the hell is with these animation channels and mosquitoes? There is a significant problem with animation channels and mosquitoes getting fucking banged. I'm not even going to talk about the design of this mosquito in the video. Because, well, YouTube is probably going to strike my video over something so fucking stupid. But you guys see the design of the mosquito? Why the fuck is any of this necessary? You could have done anything else to indicate that this was a,

female mosquito. So why did you have to make 80% of the fucking body mass of the mosquito that? It just seems kind of unneeded bang bang animations. But either way, you have a serious problem with mosquitoes and animations. You seriously need to reconsider what the fuck you're animating. Because the obsession with mosquitoes, man, it's kind of getting weird. Listen, I don't really have much to say about this video because we already checked out a variant of this same video before. But I just wanted to. I want you guys to recognize that this YouTube channel paid somebody to animate that. For an animation like this, this probably cost it about $150.

So I want you to know that while your parents are at their full-time job making $150 a day, this YouTube channel just paid that in cash for an animation like this. Have you lost your faith in humanity yet? If you haven't, this shit'll take the cake. Uh-oh. Stinky. Uh-oh. Stinky.

Yo, why does SpongeBob look kinda- Yeah, uh, I think it's time to conclude the video. How do you, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part to about specifically bang-bang animations? With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. Alright, people, what's up? Today we're revisiting the worst Roblox TikToks. Oh, honey, boo-boo, you are poorly mistaken. If this Roblox girl genuinely believes that they are worthy of me. You know, somebody that's hot as fuck, gorgeous, smart, green.

eyes, dark hair, humongous fucking cock. Is this girl truly worthy of me? I don't think so. I'm sorry, sis, but the only guy that you're fooling is the guy that's blind as a bat. Your only dating motherfuckers that bump into walls and shit. And let's face it, you're deserving of a man like that if you're bumping into your own mirror. Fucking idiot. Listen, kid, I'm no doctor, but I think I got a diagnosis.

If your stomach is throbbing after your ninth time of jerking your yurkin, I think your question answers itself pretty clearly. If motherfuckers are Googling Cuban maid on Porn Hub every single day, nine times a day, and 11 times on a weekend, and you're shimmying your shaft, like there's no fucking tomorrow, you're sitting here and consulting me why your stomach hurts? Just because of that, I pray that your pain never goes away. I don't know what to do. My stomach hurts. I'm jerking off five times a day. What do you think the issue is? Stop jerking your cock off on Pornhub. If I have to interrupt, I think you're getting everything. But pussy. Clearly you got money by the bottomless pit of your father's wallet. Seriously, your

outfit on Roblox probably cost more than my fucking Yeezys. But even though you got the drip, let me ask you the question. With all this money, are you still getting pussy? With an outfit like that, I confidently know you ain't getting shit. And if you are getting pussy, chances are they're still watching fucking Barney. I don't know why. I feel like I've seen this video before. I've reused. I've reused. I've reacted to about 80 TikToks that are in this exact format. I can recall the underpants, the muscles, the hairy fucking arms, but I don't remember the emoji. I'm kind of disappointed in myself. That's kind of a big detail. But even though these videos are giving me Alzheimer's and shit,

stop buying useless shit on Roblox and buy a football and go the fuck outside. And by the way, shut the fuck up. It's football, not soccer. I'm Portuguese, all right? I get shit correct. Chivalry is not dead. Ladies and gentlemen, if chivalry still exist inside Roblox. It is not dead in real life. Ladies, when a man holds open a door for you, they don't want to suck your coochie dry like a piece of fucking sandpaper. It is an act of kindness and is an act of chivalry. I don't know why I'm using Roblox as an example of chivalry. I guess I got a little too preachy here. Yeah, because it's Roblox, I take back everything I said. Chivalry is dead. Who live in a project to smell and fishy. This, this, this right here. I never thought it was humanly

to actually flex that you're an e-dater. Usually when you're flexing that you're an e-dater, that there is usually somebody below you. Besides the grown men that play chess on kiddie-titties, I feel like those are the only people you can flex on. This TikTok could not have been more of a miss. Why do players on Roblox think they got a humongous cock? Listen, kid, they call me Mr. Thickham Dickums for a reason.

If you want to take that title from me, I suggest that we won V1 in Roblox Arsenal. But surely you wouldn't do that. Oh, that'd be suicide. I guess you'll just have to remain as the beta pecker forever. This is what happens when motherfuckers get way too much time on the internet. I mean, props to this guy for spending absolutely no money in his Roblox character and still securing, what is that, seven hoes?

Just this once, I'm gonna have to tip my Roblox fedora to you. What the fuck? Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, I sound like fucking Elvis, uh-huh. That right there is a grown man and a toddler. You're telling me a motherfucker with a Shaquille O'Neal-sized foot, size 23 looking ass, is gonna be knocking up a girl that's wearing a size 2 in toddlers. Put him in a cage, lock him in, throw away the fucking key, never come back again. Oh my gosh, what a whore.

I don't feel like I need to say this to my audience. There is no need to fall in love with every single guy or girl you meet. My advice to all of you are to keep the panties dry until the big dude's hard, AKA, wait for the right one, don't whore yourself out, especially on Roblox. Much like money, if there's more of it, it has less value. Same thing with Coochie, don't inflate money, don't inflate Coochie, simple as that. I feel like I've been zapped back in 2012. The intro, the text, the music, it's all so nostalgic.

I love how he says, okay, let's kiss her now. Motherfucking, you ain't planning a game of football, just go up to her and devour her. I am rock fucking hard right now. You know what I said about keeping the panties dry? Well, I just fucking sod in my panties. As a primal Robloxian resident, I am rock fucking hard by how sexy this shit I am staring at is. This is better than e-dating. This is better than walking outside and talking to a real female.

I would rather sit here and watch two Roblox characters make out on camera. The fact that some people actually think like that is sad. In truth be told, those people don't have a future. They're gonna live a fucking peasant's life in making my cheeseburgers when I go to McDonald's. Your dad left you. Go fuck yourself. Wow, okay. Please can you send three more pictures of you so I know that you are not getting one of Google? I'm ha-ha, sure. Someone in this video is an old man.

Either she's trying to solicit photos of a young child, or he's trying to hide the fact that he's an old fucker. In my opinion, I think there's an old man trying to get in the kitty titties. Dude, of what now, ma'am? Can you please send me three more pictures of you then I promise if it's it. Um, you said only one. Yes, just three more I promise. No, dude, I feel like you're using me.

Good luck with your girl. I'm leaving. Oh, number. What do you? Oh, wait, I have an idea. Bisti, I'm so sorry. I can't fin any more pics of me. I hoppe you believe me.

It's okay. Could maybe FaceTime for more proof. Sorry, I'm new me camera and boom brocken. Why don't just meet up for proof? Then I can show you that Emmett an old man. Okay, where do you want to meet up? How about Pixie Plain? Okay, sure.

Meet there in 10 minns. Okay. Ten min's later. He should be here soon. Hi, Bistie. Um, who are you? You're Bistie. Remember... Holy fuck Santa Claus let himself go.

Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Yeah, nah, forget the intro. I have a lot to say today. Alright, Right people what's up. Today I have discovered the king of brain rot content. Audience, let me introduce you to Tom Sings. If you're looking for a YouTuber that quite literally doesn't sing whatsoever in his videos,

it quite literally does the exact opposite and makes you lose every single brain cell known to man. Stronger than heroin, stronger than cocaine. You, motherfucker, are probably watching Tom Sings. Let's begin. Dad, there is an ugly monster in the closet. A monster. If you're talking about a monster in the closet and you're not referring to you, then my lord, I'm fucking scared. Let me look. Hey, hey, son, you got me.

Ah! For the record, audience, I am so fucking sorry for your eardrumbs. For the remainder of this video, I'm going to lower the volume by about 10 decibels just so that you guys can actually consume the rest of this video. But either way, I still challenge you guys to watch it. to the end. This is like five star brain rot. I don't even know if I'm gonna make it to the end of my own video. I might just kill myself halfway through the video and my girlfriend's gonna have to edit and upload the video for me. So I'm sorry if my video is only four minutes today, okay? I'm sorry. That was the shittiest outro I think I've ever fucking seen in my life. I mean,

audience, if this is what I gotta do to get subscribers, then I'm gonna do it. Speaking of which, how many subscribers does this dude have? 4.93 million. I could have. been doing this this whole time on youtube.com and making all this money instead of reacting to stokes twins topper guild and spicy oh my god i've been missing out on the biggest bag of all time audience after i complete this video i'm actually going to be deleting my youtube channel and i'm going to make my brain rot content and i'm going to get my Lamborghini so yeah i'll see you guys in the hollywood hills all right bro this homemade bread better chill the fuck out i don't know

audience there's just something about it the way it's fucking looking all of my 160 IQ is agreeing with me my 100 IQ up here and my 60 IQ down there something tells me this homemade bread is calling my name I don't know why hey dude I can't even process what is happening in these videos I mean at least this dude is finally fucking dead I mean he got K-oed I mean thankfully does that mean I don't have to watch another one of his videos right right yeah no I have to keep going fuck me what in the 10 What buck is this?

Who on the Tom Singh's editing team decided to photoshop him looking like a pig dick? This looks terrible! Fri-tin Tiemoo ass Candy Crush ad. Did anybody just process what this dude just did? I guess this little fucker wasn't giving Tom Candy and he got mad and kicked his fucking ass. I have no idea. Maybe I'm just too old audience. Maybe we're too old to process what's happening on screen.

Maybe I'm just not high IQ. IQ like Gen Alpha and Tom Sings that are uploading these YouTube videos. Maybe I'm just fucking retarded. Leave kids find this funny. This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen on YouTube.com. Audience, is this the shit that our children are supposed to grow up watching? You know, I'm actually starting to realize why Amish people are Amish people. You know, no electricity, no fucking connection to the outside world.

They don't even have a fucking social security number. You know what? I think from this day forward, I'm going to become a country hick in the middle of fucking Pennsylvania. And then I'm going to bring my woman and procreate with her and have 20 sons. And none of us are going to have a social security number and we're going to live off the land, baby. Because I am not having my sons grow up and watching this bullshit. Hell no. Okay, so how many times?

Is this dude gonna get his fucking ass kicked and killed before he's actually gone? I'm waiting for the final video, Tom Sings. I'm waiting for your channel to randomly go inactive for 10 years. Because I think the day that that happens, audience, is the same day that we're gonna have world peace. Just a reminder, audience, this video has only elapsed for five seconds. And we have already seen a grown man with a chainsaw, attacking a gummy bear, freaking out, and he also got...

If this is what it takes to succeed on YouTube, I should have signed up for this shit a long time ago. Audience, I know that I'm a YouTuber and I'm supposed to comment on shit. But it's kind of hard to do my fucking job when I don't even know what's happening on screen. I don't know if it's the Down syndrome kicking in again. Typically, I would find something in the video to react to and then, you know, make fun of it. But it's kind of hard to do that whenever this video is a literal tumor ready to be installed in, my brain and then to top it off I get to see this little ficker's face on my screen right at the end of the video so what do I do at this point audience you tell me how would you react to this bullshit exactly you

fucking can't so for anybody that's like oh Rith I you need to react more you're being fucking you're you're so bland how would you react to it timmy okay how would you do it because I'm out of loss for words and you know it just for a second imagine watching tom sings his YouTube channel while on drugs is laced up on the finest of ketamine, you would have the craziest experience known to man. I know that people talk about SpongeBob and regular show being an acid trip sometime, but no motherfucker-fucker you haven't seen Tom, motherfucking sing. This man is just on a different level, because if you're sitting here high as fucking looking at this image, you're telling me you wouldn't be freaking out like a caveman discovering fire?

You're lying through your fucking teeth if you deny it. Wow, that was it. That was actually the end of the video. Bro, this honestly feels like the least of brain rot that we have ever watched throughout this entire video. I sincerely hope the rest of these videos are like that, but I guarantee I just fucking jinxed myself, didn't I? Yeah, no, I just jinxed myself heavily. I want to talk to the editor of Tom Sings and just slap him in the face with a fucking chair. Like, honestly, what kind of life do you have to live to be Tom Sings' editor on YouTube?

The morning routine of a Tom Sinks editor is probably wake up, take a shit, eat breakfast, and get out of bed. Ficking shit, staying loser. Okay, yeah, I think that's enough for today. Anyways, like how this guy made my ears bleed. I need you to make your thumbs bleed by hitting the like button. But yeah, let's get the 5 mil, subscribe. I wish I had a secret code, and if anybody tells you they do, have a code for you to get laid, guaranteed. It definitely involves a roofie.

Wait a second. Did I just hear this guy correctly? Guaranteed! It definitely involves a Roofie. All right, people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. How to Get Laid, ladies and gentlemen. I actually cannot believe that there's a YouTube video actually titled How to Get Laid.

And can you audience believe that this video actually has almost 1 million views? Some of these people, man, some of these people on the face of the planet, they are so unbelievably lonely that they're going to look up a YouTube tutorial on how they can get some women. on how they can get some pipe. But anyways, ladies and gentlemen, before we check out our good friend Alpha Mail, if you end up enjoying the video, please subscribe. I appreciate it.

But anyways, audience, with that being said, let's go ahead and take a gander at how we can get laid. Gentlemen, congratulations. You're finally ready to learn the Alpha M seduction secret code. Okay, you can stop right there, Mr. Alpha Mail. I'm going to go ahead and let you know that I am actually not 18. I, in fact, cannot get laid as of right now. And already know for the majority of my audience, I know you guys are not 18.

I know my Google Analytics say you guys are 18, but I know you guys lied on your Google account age. So, uh, Mr. Alpha male, not to intrude on your business, right? Because I'm pretty sure that there's a lot of really mature men that are watching this video. I'm just going to let you know, bro, the majority of my audience, we're not 18, bro. We're little boys and little girl. I had a secret code. And if anybody tells you they do have a code for you to get laid, guaranteed. It definitely involves a roofie.

Which is a league. Yeah, dude, you want the secret code to get laid? Well, step right up, ladies and gentlemen. Allow me to introduce you to the Bill Cosby Express. Bro, the second you show a roofie to Bill Cosby, that man's going to start whipping out as pudding and getting all excited. Hello. Is illegal?

You'll go to jail, have a bunkmate named Bruce who's super big, macho, masculine, and thinks you're super fine. And you get laid. Guaranteed. I love how this guy's just so nonchalant about giving a prison joke. Yeah, dude, whenever you're completely unsuccessful in trying to roofie the way, woman and then you get thrown into the supermax prison with your boy jamal and he's looking at you with a smile on his face and a big fat plump in his pants yeah why wouldn't i

do this every situation is different every seorita special and getting in her pantalones sexy spicy pentalones is gonna depend on a bunch of variables oh thank you thank you alpha male thank you for notifying me that in order for me to get into a female's pants that there actually is a lot of variables that's going to come into play before i actually do that i thought i I thought I just dive in with no explanation. Yeah, dude, I just don't ask for consent. I don't do any of that. I just go swan dive right into the wall of flesh.

But I have identified 10 steps that will greatly improve your chance of getting action. Oh, thank goodness. I've been waiting for this moment. I've been living on this earth for roughly two decades. It's about time for me to wet the whistle to plant my seed, to spread my baby batter. You're going out. You're going to a bar, a club, a lounge, looking to get lucky. Well, getting lucky and getting some action.

been laid starts well before you actually go out. Remember, prior planning prevents poor performance in the bedroom. That's right, baby. If you're looking to get some action, make sure you put on your deodorant, make sure you bring the mentos gum. Make sure you're wearing your finest Jordans with no creases whatsoever so that you can look as spiffy and spotless as possible. So when you finally go to the bar and you meet that aha, uh-huh of your life, all right, you're going to be prepared for what's to come. Number one is make sure that your grooming game is on point. This means and includes, but is not limited to. By the way, whenever he's talking about grooming, okay, he's not talking about this type of grooming, okay, ladies and gentlemen, we're not talking about no mini lab.

We ain't talking about no EDP 445. We're talking about keeping ourselves hygienic, keeping ourselves clean, brushing our teeth. You do not want to show up to the bar looking like moist critical, okay? That's the last person you want to look like. Make sure you boys are looking good, all right? Put on your best outfit, comb your hair, brush your teeth, put on a belt. Do not be sagging your drawers or else Dramal is going to be looking at you with a smile on his face and a plump in his pants.

I'm just saying, bro, I'm just trying to look out for you audience. All right, I want you guys to be safe. I want you guys to be successful in life. Trimming your pubes. You're groomed. You're clean. Your privates are powdered. All right, in a realistic sense, right?

I'm agreeing with what this guy's saying, but bro, baby powder, you're going to baby powder your balls? I think that's going to a little bit overboard, right? Because, dude, you know how dusty and unbelievably terrible that's going to be in the bedroom? Dude, it's really not that difficult, just like shower or something. That the goal, at the end of the evening is to have your stylish... Clothes ripped from your body from some fierce seorita who's just dying to get a piece of that Step number two is critical to have clean stylish sexy Undies

Okay ladies and gentlemen step number two that is very important all right if you rock in the fruit of the loom okay You you won't gonna be getting much action at least that is what is according to mr. Alpha male even though your undies are gonna be ripped right off caveman style in the bedroom Apparently your underwear still matters for some ungodly reason I mean I can agree in some sense right you know if If I was wearing like Rick and Morty underwear, I would understand why I could get rejected. But like at the end of the day, man, does it really matter? Doesn't get any more comfortable, sexier, more affordable than today's video sponsor, me undies.

Yeah, bro, I'm gonna be honest. I really don't care about your sponsor. I really don't. I already know how you guys the audience work. The second you guys see a sponsored video onto a YouTube channel, I already know you guys are spamming the plus 15 second area so that you can speed through that disgusting sponsor. It's like, we don't care about the sponsor. just give me the dang content.

Follow my Instagram. That's the sponsor for today. Thank you. If you're going to ride with your friends, you need to have a backup escape route. I would recommend having Uber installed on your phone because if everybody's partying, you meet Senorita's spicy pants and she's like, yo, let's jet. You're like, okay, I got this. Drinking and driving is never going to get you late.

Actually, it could get too late. You drink and drive. It's illegal. You hit somebody. Hurt them. Go to jail. Meet Bruce back. Come on, man.

Bro, this guy literally planned out the entire video. I feel like he might be talking from personal experience. Yeah, you go out, you drink and drive, then you go ahead and hit somebody, you kill the person. And then finally, you're going to be going to jail, and you already know what Jamal's going to be doing. Woo, yeah, baby. Sexy time.

To get to the club, move on to step number four. Scope the room and select your victim. Bro, this guy is so tactical. This guy is so unbelievably creepy. Yeah, dude, when you enter the bar, scout the room, scout the terrain. Find that nice Italian stallion and then finally you can go ahead and make your move. Just the idea that you're even making this YouTube video just simply tells me how much of a creepo you actually are. Hey, a lucky lady, and do your thing.

Your thing should also be step number five. Being charming, non-creepy, a gentleman. What if she's dancing? Great question. Here's how you do it. You make eye contact, your approach from the front, smiling. And when you get on the dance before, you start dancing a little bit. Nothing too crazy and outlandish Just moving to the rhythm feeling it feeling it and you're moving a little bit closer Eye contact smiling

I'm absolutely sorry bro, but you look like an absolute serial killer I could be literally any female at the bar right? I could be 20 beers deep in the bar I could be boogeying down fortnight style if you approach me whenever I'm 20 beers deep I think I might have to have 20 more beers to even think you're even 1% attractive Then again I can't say much this guy is the alpha male at the end of the day audience So who knows audience? Maybe he's actually right. Maybe we actually have to make freakishly weird eye contact as we approach a female.

And if we absolutely master and perfect our mating dance, though who knows, we might actually get some whoopee. Did I just say some whoopee? I need to log off. Dance closer. If she dances back and turns, then you need to move on to somebody else. Do not approach from behind and just start all grinding up. All that is a bad move, cowboy. Bro, you're saying the dance behind someone's a bad move.

This whole video, this whole video's a bad move. second that you started talking about powdering your balls bro that that's whatever I clocked out all right that's whenever I stopped tuning in number six is don't get sloppy drunk and there are a few reasons you don't want to do that a you don't want to be the sloppy drunk dude that everybody laughs at and B even if you get super sloppy drunk and you still manage to get late you wake up in the morning next old snagletooth whoa mama you slide out out actually waking her up thinking that okay I've still got half of my dignity left open up your phone

check out Instagram and she tagged the two of you make an out in like 27 pictures. Yeah, I think at that point, audience, all right, this is why I just don't want to consume a, I just don't want to consume a single Budweiser in my entire life. I just do not want to risk the idea of doing something stupid and seeing myself on the internet in this weird way. I can only imagine what it would be like if I woke up in the morning and then I saw me in a bunch of photos with a bunch of snagletooth looking people. I think I'm just have to jump off a bridge at that point, bro. Honestly, I don't really see the point in living if that ever happens to me. So audience, go ahead and take my advice. So, audience, go ahead and take some precautions. Do not ever drink.

a beer, alright, don't do it. Wow, dance, mix, mingle, get her number, which is step number seven. It's okay to not rush things. Did this guy just say it's okay to not rush things? Are you saying that this is already not rushing things? I don't know, maybe I'm just like a different natured person than the majority of people watching this video, but bro, this is, this is going by way too fast. Bro, at least in my personal experience, it took me four years to confess how I feel about

somebody. And the fact that this guy's just saying, yeah, you know what, you guys could be mingling within a few hours and yeah, that's not taking anything too fast. Yeah, that's no rush. This guy is just on another level, okay? This guy's just built different. But if it ends up that you and her or him, whatever you're into, decide to knock boots, make sure to move on to step number eight, which is use protection.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, I believe that's going to be hit for today's video. If you ended up enjoying the video, please subscribe to the channel. But yeah, with that being said, I'm going to go back to where the dark ones came with protection. Today, I'm building a secret 7-Eleven in my room and hiding it, from my twin brother. Okay, so let me get this straight. Because of your recent weight gain over the past couple of years,

your twin brother and everybody else on your team decided to use your weight gain as an opportunity to gain views on your fucking YouTube channel. Like, holy shit, dude, you are such a laughing stock. He says we don't look like twins anymore because of my recent weight gain. Yeah, and I think you desperately need it in 2024.

Listen, bro, you can have all the money in the world, but if you don't use it for at least a little bit of fitness, then what the fuck is the point if having all this money, you can't even get inside a supercar. The only vehicle that's gonna be fitting your ass is a Kia Serrano. All right, people, what's up? Today, the Stokes Twins are showing their appreciation to fat people. And by that, I mean his twin brother.

I built a secret 7-Eleven in my room. I could smell the calories from here. I love me some apple fritter. Anyways, audience, subscribe for a free protein shake. There might be some shipping issues, so don't blame me. So he started a 90-day fitness challenge to help me lose weight, so that we can look like twins again. Yeah, no, I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon.

Listen, guys, I'm not trying to shit on fat people. Well, I am, but, you know. Listen, bro, being fat, I don't know if it's something you should be glorifying to little kids. You can try and make all the YouTube content you want to try to dismiss the fact that you're overweight and you need to go into the fucking gym. But listen, bro, being fat and being obese,

I don't know why you're trying to make content out of it. The only time where being fat and being obese is funny is when you fall down a flight of stairs. It's only been a week, and I've been struggling with eating all these healthy foods. Yeah, I can tell you're built like that one motherfucker from up. On top of that, Alan is always watching me and he won't let me Cheeto my diet. Alex? Hmm, okay. I needed a way to eat all my favorite snacks without him finding out. That's why I'm

building a Cedar 7-Eleven in our house. You see this building, ladies and gentlemen, this entire house was just paid for because this man just ate an apple fritter. It's a nice house, don't get me wrong, and he probably needs a house like that because he probably takes up like four fucking bedrooms. But believe me, your physical health does not need to suffer so that you can pay the bills. You literally make YouTube shorts that get like 150 million views in a few weeks. Like the only reason I see you making a long-form video of you eating a bunch of junk food is to pay the electric bill specifically for that fucking treadmill because you make that shat strain.

But first, I need to find a perfect location. I think I found it. Oh my God. Check it out. Check it out. This is perfect. That was the fakesest wall I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, guys, totally secret room in the house that totally has nothing done with it.

Brody just breaks the quote, quote, fake wall in his house and go figure there's a bunch of outlets already pre-installed. Wow, dude, totally a secret room in the house that you had absolutely no idea about. Like, dude, shut up. But I need to make a bigger hole so I can fit in there. If you're wondering why I'm not going about this more quietly, Alan is actually at the gym right now. He thinks I'm missing today's workout because I pretended to be sick this morning. So we also have our friends joining us for the 90 day Body Transformation Challenge, and we're going really hard today because whoever loses the most weight gets to have a cheat mill.

Oh, wow! Okay, I'm just gonna say it now, this small little pudgy piece of shit does not go to the gym. You're telling me, this Vietnamese wish.com version of L from death note goes to the gym every day, while wearing a double-layered green crew neck that looks like Shrek's uncirc's uncircised weiner. Like guys, if you're gonna make it convincing that he goes to the gym, at least make him wear the fucking attire. This dude doesn't look like he's ready to go to the gym. He looks like he's ready for bedtime.

Meanwhile, back at home, I was making some real progress. Time for the grand entrance. Good thing I pretended to be sick today, because I'm about to turn this into the best 7-Eleven ever. I'll be real, he's actually getting more exercise than the actual people at the gym right now. Brody's got to go back and forth to 7-Eleven. He's got to get the supplies.

He's got to put together the shelves, the counter the fucking everything. So if anybody deserves a cheat meal, uh, it's got to be this guy. But still, being a fat piece of shit should not be glorified, ladies and gentlemen, okay? I barely gotten started on my Secret 7-Eleven and Alan was already starting to get suspicious.

So Alex mentioned that he's sick today, and I don't believe him. Holy shit, he's Einstein. So, I sent Tanner home to spy on Alex just now to make sure he's not cheating on his diet. So this room is gonna have everything that a 7-Eleven has. Every snack and drink you can think,

cup, slushy machines, and even some bad stuff you could only find in special 7-Elevens. I just have to make sure I hide it all from Allen. Alex? Oh, God. I think I hear somebody. Oh, God. Fuck. Where are you?

Alex. Alex, where are you at, dude? What are you doing? What is this? I thought you're supposed to be sick. Okay, hear me out. I'm sick. That's healthy diet crap.

I'm building a secret 7-Eleven. I can eat whatever I want, whatever I want. What I'm here? Count me in! You are such a weak little man. Like, dude, how the hell do you get back from the gym, right? Your testosterone is raging right now. And the first thing you want to do is not take a shower, maybe take a nap.

No, you want to go to 7-Eleven and eat a bunch of junk shit. You're fat, dude. You're fucking obese. I'm tired eating that healthy crap too. But if you're trying to build a secret room, a big hole in the wall isn't very secret. Well, it's something. It's not very secret yet. By the time we're done with it,

no one will ever be able to tell there was a hole here. Listen, I don't know who edited this video, but whoever did, they need to get erased. That was a good transition. I'm not going to lie. Now that we know where the Secret 7-Eleven was going to be built, it was time to go to Real 7-Eleven and get some ideas and supplies.

We're outside of Real 7-Eleven. We're going to go inside and figure out how to build our 7-Eleven. And eat some snacks. I haven't had junk food in a week, and there's so much food here. How would you feel, audience? If you've seen these two morons, walk into a 7-Eleven with a bunch of cameras and then there's you. I feel so f-f-ing bad for this poor man right here.

Bro was trying to mind his own business and get some new ports and lottery tickets. And then you see these two retards walking in with a camera and yelling their asses off. At that point, bro, I would just be convinced that my life fucking sucks. I'm sorry, but I don't think of a little bit crazy in my country. Oh damn, dude, you took the words right out of my mouth. We're gonna need a lot of junk food and snacks, obviously. We're also gonna need some shelves to hold the snacks. We're definitely gonna need a lot of drinks, ice cream, and

refrigerators to store them in. This is about a cost a lot of money. You can't have a 7-11 without this, but we can fill it up with spicy wings too. All right, bro, you need to calm the f*** down. Listen, I will be the first guy to raise my hand and say, I know what it's like to create content for little kids. If any of you guys have watched my YouTube shorts,

you would know that I would speak very fucking loud just to keep some attention. Because, believe me, speaking like this, Tater, what the fuck do you do? What's doing bro? This is so fucking stupid. Believe me, it does get tiring at times. But I think there's a fine line between what I do and then just being a fucking retard. And I think this is Exhibit A of being a retard. We gotta have her own selection machines too. You know what?

Now that is just insanity. Honestly, I just want to see the finished product. I'm gonna skip ahead. Stop. What are you guys doing here? What's going on? Alan, you can't expect us to eat salad all day. I'm not a rabbit. You know what? Save it.

You'll always be my brother, but you'll never be my twin. Oh god, that made my tears dribble and my ass cheeks shingle. Yeah, no, that was actually stupid. Everybody comments shiggle if you made it to the end of the video. I am not doing it on purpose. Alright people what? What's up? The creepiest kids animation YouTuber got even worse. Now audience, everybody was begging me to do a part two about Shappy Sway. The newest, latest, and greatest kids

animation YouTuber that has very many adult themes inside their content. Or in their words, spreading joy, conquering obstacles, and uplifting minds. Yeah, that's a fucking lie. Anyways, today their animations got a lot freakyer, a lot more, uh, uh, criminal. And we're going to be documenting all of this today. Let's begin. Guys, you do not see anything that just happened on the screen just now. Bro, this YouTube channel is completely targeted towards children. I'm not gonna say what Heart Glasses did, but you know what he fucking did.

This is what no females does to a motherfucker. Listen, audience, if you're really that down bad and can't get any b-b-des, at that point, dude, just go to the orange website and click the meeting f-and-frock icon, because that is probably the most luck you're even gonna get. Wow, daddy's got a big snake Wait, whoa, whoa, wait, dude, we're only two seconds in And we're already on some Alabama shit Remember, ladies and gentlemen, children is the target audience here

I can promise you there is no grown men sitting here waiting for the next shappy sway YouTube video Okay, well, maybe me, but that doesn't fucking count Oh, what are you doing, dad? Uh, it's called beating the bishop Soon you'll be doing it too Oh, how do you know that? Well, my arms are getting tired

Bro, the fact that we're only two videos in, and it's already getting this bad. For the record, audience, I downloaded 10 YouTube videos to be checking out today. I did not order this shit in any particular order. I am quite literally going down the list. This was completely unplanned. I did not, in fact, rank these from least to greatest. I didn't order these videos to make it more exciting as the video goes. Their content just naturally gets worse and worse every time.

Crapy? Where is he? Excuse me? Are you shappy? Dude, I don't even have to ask the question to know who the fuck that is. If we're talking about this YouTube channel, I am not putting it past him that they put fucking ditty in their video. I mean, who else would it fucking be? He's at a party and it's a black guy. I'm not stupid guys. I can put two and two together. Uh, yeah, I am. Why? I think I saw your friend down there. His name is crappy, right?

Yes. Yeah. Where is he? He's looking for you. You, right this way. Come with me. Come with me. Get it guys. Come, come. Come. Either this motherfucker is Diddy or Kanye West. You know, why can't it be both? They're both fucking degenerates. I wish I can say I expected a different outcome. The people that animate these videos really went to great lengths to describe the background.

Like, what the fuck does the owner of the channel have to say to their animators when making these videos? The chat logs between this dude and his team must be fucking insane. Hey man, why is your face like that? My sister just passed away. I'm gonna miss her. Yeah, it really sucks. Shh. Well, I guess that now we are brothers-in-law till death.

Dude, what the f f-did I just watch? I would describe how I feel about this video, but YouTube wouldn't even allow me to say those words. My first question is, is that a fucking child? Hit number two, this isn't the walking dead. Motherfucker, this is the walking head. Bro, where does the video I do? come from for this fucking guy. You must have some really f*** up fantasies to come up with this shit. Even after all the YouTube videos that I recorded, I'm still not as fucking deranged as you. I swear audience, Neil Mohan has to snipe this YouTube channel out of existence today.

Adios, bro. See you soon. I'm gonna miss you, bro. Me too, man. Oh, I got you a present. It's a mini me. Dude, why the hell is this guy making merch at 5,000 subscribers? Dude, ain't nobody gonna be buying this shit. I mean, I would go Go ahead and buy the plushy if the video gets 20,000 likes. But aside from that little bro, ain't nobody spending their hard-earned cash on that. I can only imagine what that plushy had to go through to get manufactured. I feel like I'm gonna get fucking AIDS if I touch it. He'll look after you. Oh, thanks.

I got you a present too. It looks like me, but more cuter. Oh my god, there's another one. Where the fuck do you guys get the budget for this shit? You have 5,000 subscribers. See you soon, man. Wait, wait, rewind just a fucking second. Yeah, okay, right here.

What the fuck were you gonna do behind him? I'm on to you guys. I feel like if I don't keep my eyes fucking glued to the screen, I'm gonna miss some weird ass shit. What the fuck happened here? I want to see the rest of this clip. Yeah, you thought that I was gonna fucking miss this shit? That's kind of gay, bro, that you're hugging.

Wait, what does that say? AIDL! Oh, hell no! Wow, guys, I feel like every single video I watch, I'm more convinced that this channel is for children. This YouTube channel is restoring my faith in humanity one video at a time. I'm just kidding, but in all seriousness, this channel is fucking sick. You are the singular reason why Gen Alpha and Jed Beta is going down the fucking toilet.

Listen, I'm going to be completely honest. If I was ever in a situation like that, I think I would end myself in Roblox the same day. If I ever found myself that unfortunate and I made contact with, with another man's, uh, the egg plant. Yeah, dude, I think I'm gonna same day Amazon ship my fucking soul to heaven the same day. Also, completely off topic, why the fuck does he look like he enjoyed it?

Sick ass fucking freak. I am not doing it on purpose. Hey, uh, higher ups at YouTube, Neil Mohan, are you not seeing the content on screen? I know that you guys are so quick to take down my YouTube videos, fucking age restricting my shit every single day. But whenever a YouTuber like this,

This is making content, oh no, it's perfectly fine. Okay, being serious though, YouTube, please, you gotta seriously look into this guy. I know that you guys are always so quick to worrying about what the Rith YouTube channel's doing. But come on, for one second, can you look at this guy? Just a thought. I think you would be much better protecting the youth if you were to do that. The fact that this shit is not even age-restricted is crazy. What the?

What are you doing, guys? Nothing? Aren't we the closest best friends? Exactly. Aren't we? We are close, but you just touched my ass. And who is the owner of that ass? We are, shabby. I don't even know what to say anymore.

This whole channel is completely fucking. The ant-eater's tongue is so long that it can reach the bottom of a huge ant-hill. Once inside, they use their tongue to navigate the tunnels while looking for ants. Then they'll flick in and out rapidly. Yep, yep, I'm going to gouge out my fucking eyeballs. now. Guys, do not like the video. I do not want to check out this shit ever again. Maybe if you guys subscribe, I'll do it. But with that being said, I'll catch you guys later. All right, people, what's up? The creepiest animator on YouTube got even worse. Now, audience,

the subject of today's video goes by the name Feedback King. The last time I made a video about this man was well over a year ago, where he would animate Minecraft videos with probably some of the weirdest settings I've ever seen in my fucking life. So, this. is a cop. Yeah, if you thought his Minecraft animations were bad, well now he's doing Pokemon. It seems like this guy's recent bread and butter is Pokemon content. Kind of weird that he's drawing a bunch of furry content for people on Patreon. And only God knows what's behind the paywall of his Patreon.

Anyways, let's begin. Yeah, so this is not what Espion looks like in Pokemon. For anybody that doesn't play Pokemon, I'm sure all of this shit looks very... foreign to you but bear with me here all you have to know is that there are some freak of leaks that get off to this shit 83 people of which would pay for this shit but guess what ladies and gentlemen we're getting the free trial version on Feedback King's YouTube channel who's with me yeah I'm gonna kill myself you know the craziest part about this guy's content is that his art

style is fucking beautiful has most of you guys know that subscribe to my channel you know that I care deeply about art I love art very much I spend a lot of time figuring out what is the best style for you guys to watch you can say that i am a very big art connoisseur this guy's art style ladies and gentlemen is fucking awesome but why do you have to use it for this dude there are so many better things that you can do with your art style bro you can make your own series you can make parodies of other video games and movies that people would actually think is cool but nah bro you got to dwindle down to drawing boobies every single fucking day You spend hours of your lifespan drawing shit that people at FurryCon get off to.

I sincerely hope you feel accomplished. I'm just going to pause the video right here, and we can look at all the fallen soldiers on his Patreon. Ladies and gentlemen, I cannot believe that Feedback King actually makes his Patreon subscribers public. If you ever make it onto Feedback King's background of his Patreon subscribers, you should be fucking ashamed of yourself. Peeing on this dude's Patreon screen is nothing to be proud of. This is not a Hall of Fame.

This is a Hall of Gooners. All of you on the Patreon page should be ashamed of yourselves. I'm sorry, but I fucking love this guy's art style. Look at the animation that he did and then look at the original anime. Bro, it's just so fucking good. Too bad this video is somehow going to be turned into a Pokemon porno. Go, Skitty! Dude, this is not what Skitty looks like.

For those who do not play Pokemon, This is what Skiddy actually looks like. That is not what came out of the Pokemon, little bro. Hell no, that third Bunnel Bee is biting Skiddy in the No-No Square. Ladies and gentlemen, explain to me how this shit is on YouTube that is not age-restricted. Bro, Pikachu is staring at Skiddy like she's a piece of fucking meat. Holy God knows the perverted shit that Pikachu's going to do to Skiddy off camera. Pikachu's looking at Skiddy like how EDP looks at...

Too many bundalbies. She can't even fight back on all those little pets. are just too top when they're in a group. If it was just one, it would be no problem. Huh, it looks like this is about we can't win. Pika, Pika, Pukychoo. Huh? What do you mean this is hot?

You're weird, Pikachu. Audience, another fun fact I discovered about Feedback King is that he's actually the one that does the voice impressions. The little dude that's talking right now in the video, yeah, allegedly that's the channel owner. This dude must really take his Pokemon. on titty animations very seriously, especially if he's voice acting this dog shit himself. Alright, I can't believe a khani Gardivore.

It's so freaking cool. I love your color. Dude, you cannot be fucking me. Is this what the Patreon subscribers subscribe to? This absolute dog shit of a plot. Because I know one thing is for certain, nobody is watching this video for the plot. Everybody that subscribes to this man's Patreon is not subscribing for the normal shit. Because I'm looking at the plot of this video and it's shittier than a high production porn hub video.

This is a fucking disgrace. So glad to have you on the team. I'm like the lookiest boy alive. Ladies and gentlemen, let's not forget that the main character in these animated videos is like 10 years old. Because if my memory serves me correctly, every single main character in Pokemon is 10 years old whenever they're able to become a Pokemon trainer. So just keep in mind throughout all these videos that this kid is like 10 years old. You know what, ladies and gentlemen, y'all can hear me out. First I would take Gardevore, take her to my bed, and then I would flip her over and then just...

You want it in this. Gardevor. Uh, Gardevor. Uh, what's up? I was just, um, welcoming the new shiny Gardevore to the team. She's pretty cute, huh? Feel you good? What's the matter?

Audience, I feel like something's better get very fucking freaky. I'm just gonna watch this. this video away from my keyboard and not click his Patreon. Listen, audience, I've been roasting this guy. I've been behaving myself. I'm doing my job, ladies and gentlemen. You're going to give me a freaking heart attack. What am I supposed to do in this situation?

Okay, but seriously, Feedback King, he's 10 years old. Did we forget that or something because I sure didn't. Because I don't think anybody that clicked on this video wants to see the 10-year-old boy. They want to see Garnivor. This is not the focus of the video that we want to see, Feedback King. You can get this EDP shit off of my screen. All right, Feedback King, you are putting me into some very dangerous territory. If this video is so bad that you have to censor the video yourself,

then you got me even fucking scared of the video. Cover your eyes! I don't think we can continue the video anymore. How do you and subscribe if you want a Part 3 of Feedback King. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.