Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 47

Episode Date: November 12, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 47

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The conditions All right people what's up. Today I discovered the worst relatable TikTok creator. Now audience, there's a lot of really bad content creators that deem themselves relatable like Brent Rivera. A guy that we all know is a fucking multi-millionaire with a Ferrari, making videos like you're too poor to go out to eat or some bullshit. Clearly not a very relatable guy. But today the man that goes under the name it's Artem takes relatability on YouTube and TikTok to another level. And by next level, I mean he's not relatable whatsoever.

Let's begin. Am I adopted? Adopted? No, you're not. The acting in this video is incomparable to Nice Guy Lamp on Pornhub. If you were to take this video in Darmann's best hood classics in fucking Steven Spielberg's best movies, none of them would be able to hold an ass queef compared to the directory in this video. I mean, look at this guy.

He's just a natural. Well, Am I'm a little. college we had a DNA test and I matched with some random people. No, this can't be true. Honey. Oh no, he's not our biological son. What are you talking about? Well, remember your first few nights at the hospital? This guy seriously looks like he's passing a kidney stone in every single YouTube video. If I had to strain my eyes like that in every single YouTube video and be that dramatic? Not only would I probably give myself an early grave, but I would probably also genetically modify

my DNA and my kids would be stuck with a face like that. By the way, YouTube, I'm not making a joke about his appearance or his face. I think he's a very sexy young man. Whoa, pause. He was screaming and crying, so you told me to change him. And I did. Are you kidding me? Can you believe that some people are watching this video and laughing their fucking ass off?

This whole video, ladies and gentlemen, I was making this face the entire time. I'm sorry, I'm looking at this guy, I'm trying to find it funny, but all I see is a transgender Alvin Chipmunk. I can only imagine what kind of story this is going to be with that caption in that face. The only reason a little boy would be making that face with that caption, grandpa must have touched him in the Pam Pam. Whoa, that was, all right, I'm going to go say hi.

Are you sure you want to do that? Yeah, why? Well, I think Grandpa is too busy having fun with his friend John. What do you mean? I wanted to surprise Grandpa, so when I got to his room, I didn't knock. And all I heard was this noise. So I opened the door, and I saw Grandpa and his friend John on the floor wrestling. Oh my gosh, so relatable, holy shit.

That was so relatable, it just reminded me of last week when I saw my grandpa fucking some dude in the... Okay, but seriously, what the fuck? Where is any of this relatable audience? Now, God forbid, if anybody found this video relatable, I'm so sorry. If you ever walked in on Grandpa looking at a Magic Johnson, I'm so sorry, I apologize. But I think for the majority of us, that has never happened. This shit is not relatable. How did you come up with this idea?

Ironically, I don't remember any time in my life I have ever gone to a birthday party. Audience, our birthday parties really that shitty? Because I don't remember any of my friends in childhood coming back from a birthday party wanting to kill somebody. That was the birthday party. Why? Why do you still have Jimmy's present? Because Jimmy doesn't deserve any more presents. You definitely picked your boogers in school. Because Jimmy doesn't deserve any more presents.

Can you please fuck off? And we're not friends anymore. Wow, dude, you're such a fucking comedy genius. I cannot believe that some people end up getting this much fame off of YouTube.com. Hint they're able to get paid as much as this guy in this photo here. Crazy that just a hundred years ago that a salesman was the top paying job in the United States. Now all you have to do is put on a fucking Snapchat filter and be the most unfunny dude of all time. What, what happened?

Was a P... which made me really jealous. Wow, dude, your friend got a PS5 and you got jealous? I think if my son ever told me that he got jealous over another dude's PS5, I think that the millisecond that he says that, I will just describe that. Every single fucking electronic he has and the only thing that he'll be able to play with afterwards is Lincoln logs in his fucking balls So I tricked him into going by the pool with all of his gifts to take a picture But I instead pushed him into the pool You hear that guys I had to beat my chest like fucking ditty Kong in order to get my laugh out has anybody laughed at this fucking

fucking guy yet. I said it once, I'll say it twice. I don't find transgender Rowley Jefferson funny. He's going to have to step up his comedy beyond Snapchat filters and funny voice changers. This shit is not cutting it. West Valley General Hospital, how can I help you? Hi, Dr. Brown!

He has seriously got to put away the fucking voice changer. There should be absolutely no reason why you need the funny voice changer for this video. Even five-year-old fetus is, should be able to watch this video without being overstimulated. What? There's no power downstairs? And all the life support shot off? Holy shit, ladies and gentlemen. This guy is so funny. What a fucking knee slapper.

Holy shit. This dude is dragging out every single joke for a minute straight. This video alone is 50 fucking seconds. He could have told the joke of this entire video in like, maybe eight seconds. This is the most untalented motherfucker I've ever seen in my life. Oh my God, how is that possible? I'm actually fucking snoring from this dude's videos now. 1.5 million subscribers, ladies and gentlemen.

If you ever think that you cannot succeed on YouTube, please use this guy as a reference. If this is the standard to get a million subscribers on YouTube, then oh my God, everybody watching this video has it in the bag. Don't ever doubt yourself after seeing that this schmuck has 1.5 mil. It looks like dog shit. Do you like it? Oh my God!

It's so beautiful. Me and dad are very proud of you. I seriously wonder why do parents do that with their children? I get it right. It's cute and you want to frame their shitty little Picasso on the refrigerator. But once again, if my kids came up to me and was like, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, look what I made. I would rip that shit up and throw it in the trash and tell them they're a fucking failure.

I would tell them you're a fuck-up. In that audience is how you make your children grow up. Right, honey? Oh, oh. It's not beautiful. That's really bad. Yeah, buddy, your wife's a bitch. Anyways, audience, like the video, and I'll make a part two on the most relatable guy ever.

With that being said, I'll catch y'all, later. Says an okay fan needs help and is getting bullied. And he needs me to go help them quickly. Alright people what's up? Today we're checking on one of the worst Roblox YouTubers ever. And the subject of today's video is Ok gaming TV, aka the worst fucking role play you'll ever see in your entire life. In today's Roblox's Brookhaven Rooplay, the Ok Squad, the Ok Queen Ruth Bell dies by a mysterious car accident and becomes a ghost. Watch till the end as she pranks her friends as a ghost and use her detective skills to find out who killed her in the car accident.

Holy shit. Within 15 seconds, I just got ass blasted with so much plot and anime. Doesn't this look intriguing, guys? Don't you want to watch to the fucking end? I will never understand why 9-year-olds watch these videos for the fucking 20-minute runtime. Oh, shit, I didn't know this was 20 minutes. Oh, fuck me. It's a chance to win some Robux? Every video, I pick a lucky winner, and all you have to do is, like, subscribe, turn on the bell, and comment your favorite part of this video. Yeah, that's a load of bullshit. kids' YouTube channels work, they try to take advantage of their fucking fetus audience. I find it so sad that all these kids know how to leave a like and comment on a video but can't

tie their fucking shoelaces. And they're subconsciously making these motherfuckers richer than they already are. Hey, I'll use my sorry code. Okay. When you're buying. What in the motherfuckum fucking buckhams am I looking at? I find it so ironic they play something like this at the beginning of all their videos. That's why they got over 3 million social rejects subscribe to them. But I gotta say, it's a scummy marketing tactic, but damn it, is it smart? Taking advantage of the social reject fatherless little shits for money.

I love it. Use our star code, okay, when buying Robux. Fuck you. Follow I hate Rith on Roblox instead. Huh? What a nice night for some ice cream. Mmm, yum. But, uh, oh, why did it get this weird text message?

He says an okay fan needs help and it's getting bullied. And he needs me to go help them quickly. Okay, I'll help the okay fam no matter what. Holy shit. One of your fans are getting bullied past her fucking bedtime? Take a look at OK gaming TV, the superhero for their own fucking fan base getting bullied. I have no remorse for people who consume these videos. I can play fucking jump rope with a string of drool coming out these kids' fucking mouths. Don't worry, I'm coming!

Right, right, should be here. Does it cross anybody's mind that she already knew where her fan fucking lived? You know, in the middle of the fucking night. Next thing you know, the girl is named Sophie and she's 13. Mmm, why did they ask me to come to this empty neighborhood? There's like nobody here. Huh? What an incredible plot twist.

This shitty skit almost has enough personality as a normal Darman video. And that's not very fucking hard to meet. At this point in the story, I'm just so lost. Who is the fan? Who hit her with the car? So many questions. Is that supposed to be the fucking dad? Motherfuck is still dripped out in his outfit from damn sixth grade.

And who on earth of the voice actors for this shit? I forgot to mention. I get that it's a kid show, but can you at least make it bearable enough for the parents that are sitting next to their kids watching this dog shit with them? If I see my child watching this, holy shit, I'd snap the tablet in half. Please, wake up! Wake up, Billy! No! Ugh!

I can't believe she was running over by a car! I refuse to... Oh! This is the face I make when I bust a nut. Anyways, this story is so hard to follow along. And this shit's so funny, you can't even do. say the word dead so you have to say unalive but i guarantee you none of these kids even noticed fucking illiterate third graders

god fine he can stop the prank no guys oh guys hello wait a second what this is what you call a fucking identity crisis i mean shit if i saw myself from the ipovie of somebody else i'd be shitting myself too what the fuck is this uh what the levi who says that shit fucking nobody oh she looks exactly funny when i sleeper oh my girl It took you that long to fucking realize. How do you not realize when you're dead and you're looking at your dead body that's more deceased than fucking great, great Aunt Susie? No! No!

Okay! The doctor says we have to let her go now. The fuck just happened! So my girl's a ghost, right? How the fuck did this guy just walk right through the wall? I can guarantee all the five-year-olds that saw that are doing fucking backflips in their office chair right now. But yeah, this story has absolutely no direction going anywhere. And the fact we're only three minutes into the video with the first minute being self-promotion.

It just shows how much of a dragged out fucking dog shit skit this is going to be. Oh, I wonder if she has any secrets. Let's go spy on her. Okay. He-hee, I'm really curious to see why she's hiding. Okay, let's go find her. Oh, she's there. There's something strange.

Sissy potato just as energetic as ever. At this segment in the story, she's just stalking a bunch of her fucking friends. And I noticed making shitty parodies of various songs are very common in these skits. By of which, I'm really fucking depressed to show you guys these shitty parody songs. But I swear, this shit's like a Disney movie. Everywhere you turn, they're making another song. No, I wonder what type of secret she has. Oh, left.

Hello, there it is. I have time to put on some makeup. Oh, she's going upstairs, it seems. Let's go follow her. Hmm, what is she doing in the toilet? What the fuck did you just say? I swear if ghosts do exist and they've been stalking me Holy shit they've seen some stuff

I just pray to God they don't stay past 10 30 because woo But bro she could have been doing anything in that toilet She could have been taking a fat shit But who cares when you're a ghost you can say and do anything you want? Laws don't apply to you I can only imagine if EDP got a hold of the afterlife Holy shit Is she actually an alien or something I wonder

My best friend is kinda crazy so She's done what is it Why does she look high as fuck? Is there not like any other face decals you can get for your damn Roblox character? I mean, obviously nobody's gonna come close to my character. I'm sexy as shit. At this point, I'm just gonna skip to the end of the video where she comes back alive because holy shit I'm not watching a 20 minute video tonight.

Uh, yeah, her eyes are so widely open. Ah! Guys, I'm back! One! Yeah, fuck you, big sis! Why would you die honest like? like that you piece of shit anyways audience i've seen enough bullshit today please click the video on screen i promise you'll love it but anyways yeah subscribe arch of the four

pick make you give me a four-ne challenge for a video always happy christopher thank you bro uh if you you have an idea i would more than likely be happy to say it bro is just a rude toxic hateful individual i hate people like that bro i will never respond to you and i will never on block all right people what's up this nick a 30 situation is absolutely pathetic now audience the two subjects of today's video is a YouTuber by the name of Arch and of course Nick A30, where this small Fortnite YouTuber Arch was donating money to Nick A30 on his members only live stream,

where essentially the YouTuber Arch was trying to get video ideas for his new shotgun challenge on Fortnite. And basically what started out as a wholesome conversation between Nick A30 and Arch, which escalated to something that it definitely never should have been. Of course I'm gonna block him because he's a Like, what an idiot!

Let's begin. I don't like Nick A Faii. This isn't because of his content or anything like that. I actually did like him quite a bit before this happened. To be fair, I have no idea how you liked Nick A.30 beforehand. I swear, this dude is a walking cartoon character. The second you tell this man to shut his bitch ass up, he will lose his fucking mind. Hey, squad, reporting for duty, we're going Tilted Towers.

Let's go. Shut your old bitch ass up, no, nigga. Dude, that is like really dumb, bro. The fact that people say that kind of stuff. Like, that's actually kind of ridiculous, man. Like, some people are actually, like, ridiculous, dude. Like, holy crap. I thought Call-L-Duty was toxic.

I'm not gonna lie. Imagine acting tough in a video game in 2024. Bro was just a rude, toxic, hateful individual. By the way, YouTube, that guy was not saying the N-word. He was just saying Nick A really fast, okay? Don't demonetize me, please. Anyways, Nick's behavior on stream, I guess, has always been pretty weird. Ever since he became a family-friendly streamer, he's kind of just became a male Karen.

And I guess he's so much of a Karen that he gets mad at people donating to him on stream, which you guys are going to see later in the video. Probably wondering what happened. Well, I found out he exploits his viewers for money. How do I know this? Because it happened to me. Holy shit, dude. Nick A-30 just takes people's money and reads their donations.

without actually doing anything? Wow, dude, really caught me by surprise. On the 27th of December, 2024, I donated $4 to Nick A third. His chat was on members-only mode, and there wasn't many people donating other than people becoming members, so I thought this was a good opportunity to donate, as he would be able to read it as it was a chill stream. I donated asking for him to give me a Fortnite challenge for a video I'm making, as Nick has said he likes to help out small creators, and for $4, it would only take him

about 10 seconds to answer. Let's take a moment to actually look at the donation that he sent to now. Nick A30. Hi Nick, big fan. Was wondering if you can give me a challenge for a YouTube video. Appreciate all that you do, man. Somebody please tell me how someone can get angry at that. This dude had no malicious intent. His wording was like any other human being should be. It's an overall polite donation. And the way the Nick reacted to the shit later in the video is fucking stupid. He proceeded to answer saying, if I tell him what challenge I want him to give me, he will say it.

Always happy Christopher. Thank you, bro. If you have an idea, I would more than likely be happy to say it. I don't have any ideas off top of my head. If I had ideas, I'd be recording it, you know? Audience, what Nick A30 is doing here is such a classic YouTuber live stream tactic. Are we seriously not going to mention how Nick A30, a professional Fortnite streamer, is completely incapable of coming up with a Fortnite challenge off the top of his head?

I get it. He's a YouTuber. He's live streaming. blah blah blah it's bullshit he goes to professional tournaments where he does challenges all the time i mean for fuck's sakes he's wearing a jersey bro this shit is his job he don't think he can't come up with something off the top of his head this is just blatant donation farming holy shit uh so if you have a challenge you let me know i will gladly say it so you can use it for your video if that's what you'd like this is just weird because like he could just say any challenge

he could just say oh do a shotgun only challenge or you know whatever it doesn't need to be something brand new. I don't think you could think of anything brand new. I found this a bit weird as his chat was on members only. So if I wanted to message, I would have had to pay $5 or donate money telling him what challenge. Hey everyone it is. Nick Gay-30- And for some reason, nobody thinks that this is a calculated move that he did on his live stream. Nick knew that if he dodged your question, that you would have to donate more money. Listen, Nick, I know you're watching this video because you clearly care about what people say about you online. We are not. that fucking stupid bro i thought fine why not i proceeded to donate two more dollars specifying that i don't

mind what challenge even if it's been done before i also would like to specify i did actually give him two challenges i said could you maybe give me the one chest only challenge or the shotgun only challenge he then proceeded to just flat out ignore my donation he didn't say anything about he didn't even read it yeah bro this man is getting fucking famused by nick a 30 by the second i've been on live streams before ladies and gentlemen viewers up to the 5,000s. For Nick to be quote unquote not able to read your message is complete bullshit. I've been on these live streams with 5,000 viewers and I've been able to read every single message that chat says, along with all the donations.

So we can give him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't see your message or didn't read it. I mean, if he's really that fucking illiterate and he can't read, but if not, Nick A30 is just ignoring your shit to get more money. It is one of the easiest tactics I've ever seen. I donated another $2, saying simply, I think he might have missed my donor, and I specified which two challenges I would like him to give me as, in his own words, this was okay. Yeah, a big fucking mistake there. At this point, bro has donated what, like $8?

Shit, that's like more money than what some of you guys got for fucking Christmas. This man's paying a whole Big Mac to this fucker. Now, he did actually read this donation, but he went on to say that he did read my last donation, and I must have missed it, and I need to keep my eyes peeled on the show. but he's just flat out lying. You saw the second, you never give a challenge.

I did, bro, I did. I answered it in full. I said that already three times. So, if you can't pay attention to the stream, like that's on you, bro. I literally responded to your message. Can somebody please tell me why bro is getting so mad? I genuinely have no idea why this shit is escalating whatsoever.

Even if this kid completely missed when Nick A-30 said the first time, All you had to do was simply repeat what you said and that was it. Instead of taking an additional 45 seconds to get pissed off at this kid. For something that you never fucking said in the first place. Why is my fucker getting mad, dude? You're getting money. You're getting donations. You're not working at Burger King and cleaning the shitter, dude.

This man got zero accountability, 100 excuses, and he's unappreciative of his job. Fuck off, dude. He must have just ignored it or just not read it and then just flat out lied to me. But I went through the whole. stream twice and he didn't read it or even look at it so I don't even know what happened there. He then said this. Arch, listen, if you have a challenge that you would like me to give you, you give it to me. I don't have any challenge ideas, bro.

You're the content creator. Oh, fuck off, Nick. As a content creator, Nick, you know exactly what he's trying to do. He's trying to feature a bigger YouTuber in his video so that it can look more impressive to the audience to want to watch the video. Because if the video was co-signed by motherfucking Nick A-30, then people are gonna watch the video as a content creator he knows that he's able to come up with his own challenges it just has more meaning if you say it you dumb shit you come up with the idea i'll say it

if that's what you want if you want to include me in the video please stop spamming okay please stop spamming motherfucker you're getting money he sent you three donations in the only reason he sent you three donations is because you're illiterate ass can't fucking read i think you need to upgrade your prescription nick whack-ass fucking verizon and employee glasses looking ass. Not my responsibility to come up with video ideas for you, bro. Listen, like, if I had the idea, I'd be doing it myself. Okay, but he just paid you money for you to respond in a 10 second clip that he specified

and told you what the fuck you wanted you to say. It's not my responsibility. Fuck off, nerd. Now, this just came off as a little rude and I had sent him like $8 or something at this point. I'd be over the moon if someone was spamming me with money. Then I donated another $2 saying that in the last donation, I did say what challenge I wanted him to give me. And he simply replied, Arch, thank you. Holy crap.

Arch, thank you. That has got to be the funniest bitch face I've ever seen in my life. Arch, thank you. I swear this dude's tits are filled with estrogen. Holy shit. Isn't really that hard to drag on this dude's donation for 30 fucking minutes? Just answer the fucking question, Nick. How are you able to give the most keen?

ass focus on your fortnight game but you can't read a fucking sentence where the dude tells you what the fuck to say in the video and we're gonna say here in pretend it's all the coincidence yeah all right i really don't understand what's hurt this man's feelings it's kind of weird how he said if i told him what challenge i wanted he would say it leading to me donating more and more money i also want to mention all of these donations are very very polite as far as nick knows i'm a big fan and have a lot of respect for him but he clearly didn't for me this is because as soon as i sent a next donation i realized he had banned me from donating, which is really strange, man. What a sensitive ass piece of shit.

Now, not to mention, ladies and gentlemen, that this kid is not the only banned person on Nick A30s live streams. He will ban people from donating, from chatting, from his game, for any reason. Even for reasons, as dumb as his Fortnite roleplay sessions. Yes, you heard that correctly. He's fucking weird. Oh, you think you're the king? I'm the king.

it. Guys, holy, you're getting banned, that's it, okay? Guys, what the fuck? Sensitive ass pussy. I'm so fucking glad this dude is getting lampooned by everybody on the internet. Anyways, audience, this situation is just fucking hilarious. Nick A30 is a crash out. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two update on this situation.

With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. Stop yapping and show with your. or I'm gonna crash out. Two inches. I said, drop your pants. I wanna see how small it is. Hey, Darmann, fam.

Oh, hell no. Darmann, what the fuck are you doing here? Whatever happened to not just telling stories, but changing lives. This mufuckus going off in the deep end. Oh, my God. Is that I show speed? This wait, it's huge. Alright, people, what's up?

Today, I found the most wild Darmann clone I've ever seen. And before you grab your pitchforks, yes, I did clickbait you, but hear me out. I know we all wanted to see Daddy Dar-Dar, I know. But I promise you, by the end of this video, you will thank me that you got click-vaded. Anyways, White Kid shamed for his small weiner, you won't believe it. Holy shit, Darman, what the fuck have you done to YouTube? Coming up on tomorrow's teachings. Look at this little bitch.

He's making the face of a middle school kid that got his Jordan stepped on in the hallway. Winy-ass pussy, go do some push-ups, you little pixie. Stop yapping and show us your little pixie. Stop yapping and show us your meat or I'm gonna crash out Wait wait wait boy is this YXL commentary? Why the fuck are you here? And why the fuck do you want to see another man's meat? You know I'm not gonna question it you're wearing a car heart beanie, you have my respect

Two inches I said drop your pants I wanna see how small it is Alright bro chill the fuck out with the cinematic effects You don't say I wanna see how small it is and then Kaboom Cinematic transition Come boom

Caboom bitch Explosion explosion explosion Small weiner! Oh my god. Is that I show speed? This wiener's huge. Oh my god, big look. It's giant.

How big do you think that is? Alright bro, what kind of relationship is this? I can't tell if this is an open relationship or the man in this relationship is not carrying the pants. How are you gonna let your girl look at another man's wiener in front of you? And then she's gonna ask you how big do you think it is? Oh my god, I would kill my son. So I don't know. It's probably fake. No. That's real.

Oh my God. Can we... Can we go outside? How big do you think that is... How big is yours? Bro, the plot of this story is sheer than a corn hub video. I've seen my classmates in the fucking theater club do better acting than this shit. How the fuck you're gonna let theater kids performing Shakespeare do better than your ass?

Go grab a ruler. I want to measure. I don't want to... Can you go grab a ruler? Yeah, baby, go grab a ruler. Go grab a ruler. That's fucking crazy. You decided to date this? This is yo girl.

This girl looked like she got one that's bigger than yours. Drop them. Holy shit. Audience, what are you doing if yo girl is asking you this right then and there? Personally, if you ask me, I'm confident enough, ladies and gentlemen. I'll do it immediately. But personally, if I were this man right now, I think I would be sweating beads, too. This motherfucker knows that shit is a,

Oh my god What? What? Oh no. It's like no inches Audience, I don't know why the fuck I'm geeking so bad over this video this is hilarious Darm man I hope you're taking notes on this channel bro because this is gold What that's normal? Listen audience if your girl is making this hand position toward you throughout any moment in the relationship I think you're cooked at that point bro I would just leave immediately because I'll be real nobody's trying to see that pathetic ass shit. You can shove that pathetic little gear shift back in your pants, bro.

Are all white guys, we know, is this small, or is it just you? You know, I'm leaving. Like, I can't even do anything with that. Dude, I'm so sorry, but you kind of have it coming towards you. I'm not gonna lie. You're still wearing anime t-shirts when you have a girlfriend. Bro, are you fucking me? Maybe it's just me audience, but whenever you officially become a man and a man has a girlfriend, it's time to fucking grow up and put behind childish shit. Now granted audience, I still watch anime, but do you see me wearing a crusty musty fucking gone t-shirt? That t-shirt probably smells like B-O and fucking poo. Bro, you got depressed that quickly. This mufuckus energy right now was like, my heart! I loved her! Fucking pixie!

Audience, could somebody take a 12-gauge shotgun to my head? What in the Timbuck? F-was that basket? basketball dribbling. Bro, I know this dude didn't just like girls. I know this man was juggling balls too. And I'm not talking basketball. Muff-ca hit us with the... Hey?

What's your name, boy? Jacob. Are you here for the right sport? You do know, in basketball, the ball is supposed to go in the basket. This guy literally cannot catch a break, bro. First, your wiener small. Second, you still own anime shirts

when you have a girlfriend. Then you fucking hoo-boot in the shower like a little baby bitch. And now you can't even hit a two point shot in basketball? Bro, if I were this guy, I would kill myself today. Cheerleading tryouts are just outside. I'm just a bit rusty. I didn't have enough time to practice over summer.

Excuses. Get back out on the court and give me 10 suicides. Yes, coach. He's crying again? Listen, if I were this guy's classmate at this point, I would smack him across the fucking mouth and tell him to get up. From one young man to another, you can't be doing this shit, bro. Hey Jacob.

What's up, Max? How do you think you did? Terrible, bro. Should have practiced way more through summer. Same. It's okay though. Well, some of the team, we just won't be starters. Yeah, we bench-warmers. Girls have fun out there.

Man, when I was draining these threes, these guys were painting their toes. Shut up, Dominic. Shut the fuck up, Pixie, painting go toes and shit. Wackass fucking wish.com, Logan Paul head-ass. I know that ain't come out of your mouth. Shave you're trying to throw down, we could throw down, Casper.

Nah, that ain't fair. Come on. Look at the kid. He's white. He got no hands whatsoever. No way he can't fight. Shit, he can't even make a layup out there. You see the way he jumped?

Boy was like, what was that? You know what they say? White man can't jump. I'll catch you later. Bro, you just gonna let your friend get disrespected like that? What the fuck? I mean, to be fair, at this point,

after all the Ls that this dude is taken recently, I wouldn't want to be around him either. You can't be sticking around this guy. Your school social clout is going to go. way down if you continue hanging out with this fucker. Mr. Small Weiner is about to bring you some small clout, bro. Holy shit. Goofy white boy.

We should cut him some slap. I already clapped his girl. Brody looks like he's about to have a villain arc and shit. I feel like this video is about to get racist real quick. Wait? Man, she didn't tell you? That's tough, man. Bro, I was hinted from every position in the book.

I had her hypnotize. I had her squirming and everything. She was screaming my name Miles, Miles, Miles. I don't know what the fuck I would do if I were this guy right now. Yo girl just said your wiener was small with two inches and then go fucks the black man. I mean, shit audience, once you go black, you never go back. Damn, that was actually a good punch. Yo scrawny ass actually did that.

Dude. Do the shit again, boy. I dare you. Ali love me. She took this deed like a champ She was sick and tired of your little shrimp You know what they say Once you go black

You never go back You stole the words right out of my mouth Also is it just me Or are these guys like way too close in proximity To each other's faces I feel like they're about to start smooching and shit Yo, he really got a small weiner? Of course he does, he's white

All white guys got small meats Excuse me, did you say all white guys got small meat? Is this shit fucking Arby? Shut the fuck up blubber boy. I'm kind of curious Let me see how small it is. Yo pause. What the fuck? Is you gonna do it? Drop your pants Whoa. What? No

No shut the fuck I said drop your pants. Yeah drop your pants. I want to see how small it's me Let me be a small it's We be alone? Oh Hey stop stop. Stop ya That was probably the craziest 25 seconds I've ever had in my life How do we go from? I clapped your girl too. Let me see your me

meat too. I pull out a stick on your ass. Fucking crazy. Dog, stop yapping and show us your meat. We're open to crash out. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. I'll show you the meat. That's the smallest we've ever seen, bro. Yo, it looks like a peanut. Oh my God. Oh my God, bro. I would kill myself if I were you. You know, I agree. And I think later in the video, that's exactly what he did. Oh, so that's what happened. Anyways, leave a like in the video. If I should react to more of this guy. Subscribe and get me to 5 mil. Bro, can we get 10 seconds in a video without resetting my no-fap streak?

Just kidding, audience. Believe me, I would not waste my Nordic seed on this. Especially knowing that this woman was advertising her porn to children. Are you subscribed to me? Uh, yes. He's subscribed. All right, people, what's up? The creepiest TikTok E-girl is now advertising to children.

Don't talk into the mic, and I'll buy you whatever you want. Whatever you draw in seven seconds, I'll buy them. Don't talk into the mic and I'll buy you whatever you want. Are you subscribed to Riley May on YouTube? Yeah. Can you prove it by showing us your phone? She's subscribed. Haughty! It's allowed me to reintroduce you again to Riley May.

Now about one year ago, I made a video called the creepiest TikTok E-Girl where this young lady, Riley, would go around Los Angeles interviewing a bunch of people asking how hot she is. Here's a clip from that video one year ago that seemed to age like fucking Whine. Staring contest? You kinda lost the staring contest. I mean, I guess. I kind of wanted you to lose the staring contest. Okay, I'm a minor.

And ladies and gentlemen, the whole advertising to children since that video has been made has gotten worse. Now, as you guys have already seen from the intro, yes, there is in fact real children being involved in Riley May's YouTube channel, where they both forced them to subscribe to her YouTube channel in the process. I just wanted to show you what exactly is the content on the YouTube channel that she is forcing these little kids to basically subscribe to and see on the homepage of their YouTube app If you don't understand the absolute disgusting shit that she's doing right now, I will quickly explain Riley filming little kids on her YouTube channel is already bad enough where basically the grand majority of her audience is surrounded by a bunch of gooners. If you were a parent right, would you allow your kid to be featuring on a P-Stars YouTube channel? Just simple as that. I imagine just the sentence alone just makes you

fucking sick to your stomach. Kind of like the idea of my eight-year-old son on a P-Stars YouTube channel? I mean, seriously, is that really a brave opinion to have? And also, not only that, she is forcing the eight-year-old kid to subscribe to her YouTube channel, which, if you haven't seen already audience it's pretty bad please subscribe thank you subscribe to rally guys and the worst part about it audience is that the clip i've already shown you is not the worst of it i'll show you guys the worst of it this is what this eight-year-old kid is now available to watch like and i'll buy you anything okay seriously i promise that's the worst of it but dude if you're gonna be an adult content creator shouldn't you think you should not be putting kids on your platform as well i get

it right youtube is the platform where a lot of kids are on the platform and They bring pretty good demographics. If you look at Riley's YouTube channel, she gets a lot of views. And the grand majority of people that consume YouTube shorts or little kids, I totally get it. You're trying to branch out to all platforms to try to get the most recognition for your brand. Or in Riley's case, your degenerate ass porn. But there is a very fine line between your content is allowed to be on YouTube and YouTube shorts.

And then there's just asking four-year-olds in a child shopping car to subscribe to. your fucking channel. And then right after they do so, you post some shit like this on your YouTube channel. If you're scrolling right now and you see me, just say hi. You don't have to follow me. You don't have to like the post. But if you just say hi to me, it'll make my day better. Which mind you audience, if you follow her YouTube channel, it is one click away from you getting access to both of her only fans accounts. This shit is not safe to be advertising to children at all. She'll even promote her p-p-cant content inside the video where she featured kids. How much more can I possibly explain to any of you that this is wrong?

Clearly, YouTube doesn't think it's wrong because every single clip that I've showed in this video, they are all not age-restricted, and you can view these videos today on a YouTube account that is under 18. So, audience, if my video gets age-restricted, then you can go ahead and call out YouTube for their favoritism. But anyways, let's see these videos where she actually actually. actually does feature children. What letter does your name start with? Uh, s. You can just look at how this kid is standing and see how uncomfortable he is.

This kid looks no older than maybe 14 years old. I remember what I looked like when I was 14 years old and the looks are resembling. 14 years old was a very confusing time in my life, ladies and gentlemen. Starting Puberty audience, oh my god, it was terrible. If you make this young man subscribe to your YouTube channel while he's going through puberty, you are doing this man a day. man a disservice. I'll buy you anything in the mall that starts with the letter S.

What do you want to get? Shoe Palace. You want to get something from Shoe Palace? Sure, yeah. Alright, let's go. So what made you choose to get something from Shoe Palace? I was thinking maybe I can get like a cool jacket because I don't have cool jackets store it to like martial arts.

Wait, you do martial arts? Yep. Wow, that was really cool. Audit, you can tell that Riley doesn't give a solitary fuck about this kid whatsoever. At the end of the day, if this woman is shoving a shirt SM 58 microphone in your fucking face, She just wants you to swipe her debit card very quickly and telling all these 10 year old kids to subscribe to her YouTube channel so that the very next day she can pop her on her YouTube channel for a bunch of five-year-old boys. What a fucking career you have, lady.

I might want to get one of these sweaters. They seem pretty cool. Oh, sure. So what made you choose to get this sweatshirt? I'm pretty big fan of Boys in the Hood. Boys in the Hood? What is that about? Well, boys in the hood. All right, fair enough.

Are you ready to go to checkout? Sure, yeah. All right, let's go. Thank you so much. Make sure to subscribe. Before I say anything else, audience, I am not making fun of this kid at all. If I really had to give my thoughts based on the impression this kid gave me in the video, he genuinely looks like a very honest and young man.

Basically, what I'm telling you guys is do not get mad at this kid for telling everyone to subscribe to her channel. I can guarantee you that he did not say that on his own will. You could tell by looking at Riley's fucking face that she's like, Oh yeah, yeah, tell everyone to subscribe to my YouTube channel. She most definitely told him to say that. So please, do not get mad at this honest young man. Riley is the one that told this 14-year-old boy to tell a bunch of people to subscribe to her. That is the true issue that needs to be addressed.

Anyways, let's decrease the age a little bit. How old are you? Eight years old, ladies and gentlemen, let that shit settle in. This little dude's favorite song is the Little Einstein's intro theme. And here is Riley May about to get this kid to subscribe to her YouTube channel, which mind you audience is a bunch of this shit. I feel so fucking bad for this kid. If you can tell me what 8 times 10 is, that's your budget. 52.

That's pretty close. If you're subscribed to me, we'll make your budget 80 anyways. Are you subscribed to me? Uh, yes. He's subscribed. What do you want to get? A monster dump truck. This kid is interested in buying a monster dump truck.

Meanwhile, he just subscribed to the most degenerate star you can probably think of. Riley, are you not seeing the problem here? You are making little kids that watch little Einstein and want dump trucks. Watch your fucking degenerate ass porn. Wake the fuck up, you weirdo. Let's decrease the age a little bit more. Don't talk into the mic and I'll buy you anything. What's your name?

This kid is like four fucking years old. know what happens audience in conclusion ladies and gentlemen lock this woman up but anyways audience leave a like on the video if I should make another one on Riley May I'll catch y'all subscribe no no no no oh all right people what's up today we're checking out the fakes pranks on TikTok ladies and gentlemen I introduce you to Topper Guild and not that I need to introduce this guy because I've made quite a few videos on him already. Anyways, before we begin, I have a challenge for myself. You guys been commenting, I have

a swearing problem in my videos. So to fix the swearing problem inside of my YouTube videos for every swear word, I will have ghost pepper sauce. We're going to be squeaky clean today, ladies and gentlemen. So with that being said, let's begin. Apparently, this is supposed to be the fake eyes prank. Audience, I know for a fact that this looked absolutely nothing like a pair of eyes. If anybody gets fooled that this is actually a pair of eyeballs, then I am afraid you have contracted cataracts, you are Helen Keller. You think you drew eyeballs, motherfuck. Oh, fuck.

You know, I really love spicy stuff. But the fact that I have to do this repeatedly over multiple times in a video, this shit's gonna pit... I hate my life. Oh! Yeah, so I just filled this guy up with a crap ton of ghost pepper sauce definitely more than I would like to admit. Anyways, bottoms up.

Oh, it's spicy, nonetheless, ladies and gentlemen, but you see I love spicy stuff so much that it's not gonna bother me. Since I swore twice, I have to take two shots of the ghost pepper sauce, so as you can see, doing a little bit right there. There we go. Ah! God! Down the hatcher we go, ladies and gentlemen. Making sure I'm coating all the taste buds here. Woo!

That stuff is hot, ladies and gentlemen. Am I crying yet? Nope, not yet, but I guarantee you I will in a few minutes. What are you watching? Topper. One of the best parts about these fake pranks that Topper does is the ever so convenient placement of the camera in these videos. Don't you guys find it so funny how they never move out of frame? They're always perfectly in frame and the setting is perfect.

And coincidentally, all the characters in every Topper Guild prank has the IQ of a goldfish. If anybody doesn't find these videos, at least a little suspicious, you are actually stupid. What's up? Are you mad at me or something? What's up? Bro. Your eyes are literally open. Did you fellas hear that one? Your eyes are literally open.

I genuinely do not understand the comedic relief in any of these videos. I understand that this is the part of the video where the seven-year-olds have a hoot and tooth. But seriously, if you need to stage a prank, why the heck does common sense go out the window? Hopper, look at me when I talk to you. All you want to do like that? I sincerely wish I was Topper right now. That bottle of water on my body right now would feel fucking... Bottoms up, boys.

It gets worse slowly every single time. Wow, Topper, you're so clever. You know, I would like to raise the question how Topper gets these video ideas. But then I realized his entire career is copying another person. So I can probably guarantee you that this guy just... Google searched prank ideas on the internet. Absolutely zero research into his career. But I mean, hey, it got him a Lamborghini so it can't be that bad. Topper, what are you doing? I'm just fixing the Lambo. Give me like one second. I'm fixing the Lambo. Give me one second. I love all the sudden

flexes he gives in all of his videos. I mean, not that flexing to a bunch of 10 year olds is necessarily impressive. I can show you guys my high school diploma and that's a flex. I know, but I thought we were going to go. We are. We're going to go in two seconds. Just here. I'm getting a really. bad glare from the sun and it's making it hard for me to see. Can you shut the gate? Okay, can you move your arm? I'll move it in two seconds, Sabrina. Just give me one step.

Okay, I'm going to close it. You better move your arm, though. Audience, who the heck is falling for this? Unless she is an actual bimbo, then sure, maybe this prank might be real. But if you genuinely think that Topper moving his hand is going to mess up the mechanical job, then that is just silly. You're acting like your excess hand is so crucial to finishing the job. If this was a real world situation, nobody would be fine.

falling for this. I'm telling them we're gonna be late right now. Topper mood. That is by far the fakes scream I have ever heard. You really gotta give Darmand some props when the acting isn't even as bad as this. I could walk into Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and they're still gonna have more authentic enthusiasm than your stinky ass. Why do I swear, bro? Why do I do this to myself?

It's not even getting spicy anymore, honestly. My tongue is so... My lips are quivering. are quivering my mouth is numb my eyes are starting to somehow still not water but I definitely feel myself going insane no sir you need to stop I am officially concluding that everybody in a Topper Guild short you will lose every form of common sense the second you're on a Topper Guild video it looks like a dog toy Steven your hot dog's ready yeah extra ketchup just like your ass

there is no man that is going to eat a hot dog with that passionate of a face. Audience, I understand a grilled hot dog is a beautiful delicacy, but there should be nobody on this planet that should value a hot dog with that face. Either he is really about

to enjoy the sexiest hot dog of his life, or he's bracing for the inevitable doom. And I think audience, he's bracing for something very bad to happen. Essentially, this guy knew he was going to get bamboozled. Like, come on, Topper, can you please give us an actual

prank. Why not go into your buddy's bedroom and shoot them with a paintball gun? That's funny. What the fuck? Why the heck are you dressed up like that? You're gonna scare Topper. You're so spooky. Once again, the setting is so perfect. Explain to me why Topper is sleeping again in the middle of daytime. Do these 10-year-olds actually realize these pranks are more fake than your grandma's dentures? Even when I believed in Santa Claus, I still figure out that this is so fake. Yo, it's good. No, no, I'm just putting all my soft right now.

I'll be downstairs in like two seconds. You are such a pussy cat. See what I did there? Pussy cat? Yep, that's not a swear word. But if I were Topper in this situation and I seen an intruder in the house, whether the intruder was dressed up as a burglar or a cat with yellow eyes, it does not matter.

I've got a knife and machete in pretty much every room of the house. So if anybody, wants to get the smoke, they can get it. With, of course, an additional machete in your skull. So burglars out there, you may not want to mess with me. Yo, holy, holy, holy. Yeah, I think I'm done. Audience, I think I have seen enough bullshit.

I just realized my outro's a swear word. No reaction, bitch. Action. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the weirdest spice king. ever seen. Ah! Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Spicey.

I was made aware of this guy from my previous Jombo Spice video, but the differences between these two guys is absolutely insane. And arguably, Spicey is a lot worse. Spicy seafood challenge. Giant Spicey snow crab? It tastes like the ocean. I forgot to mention this guy is not the sharpest tool in the shed. Since he's a normal spice king on TikTok,

his common sense about the world kind of goes out the window. So if you ever see him eating the asshole of a crab and saying it tastes like the ocean, now you know why. Carolina Reaper Lobster? Look at that. Why is it spicy? I don't know, spicy. You tell me why the fuck it's spicy.

Maybe you've built up a whole career on eating spicy food, perhaps. Audience, I should probably stop talking shit. We don't want to make fun of a fucking teenager with Alzheimer's, do we? I like it from the back. Oh my gosh, he's a man of humor. Ladies, not only is spicy and attractive male, but he has charisma, the looks, the humor. The man I can only find in my most erotic and wet and wild dreams. Crowfish?

Guys, I don't know how to eat it. You put the fucking thing in your mouth. You cannot be fucking serious. The same guy that eats ramen noodle zombie shit. Doesn't know how to eat a normal, what is that, shrimp fucking crawfish? Just eat the fucking food. I know you can do it. Potato?

corn and clums. This guy makes me so uncomfortable. Now with Jombo's spice, all that he would do is talk to me very seductively. But this motherfucker ain't even hiding the fact. I guarantee you all the seven-year-olds that watch this fucking guy has a six-pack from laughing. Oh my gosh, he did the eyebrow. This is the shit that kids enjoy. Holy shit, our generation is doomed.

Isn't chugging a fucking bottle of hot sauce? like actually unhealthy. Now I understand you want to show off your spice tolerance, that's cool. But shouldn't there be an extent where it's actually medically wrong for your body? Because audience, I can tell you right now that this guy is not healthy. And if you disagree, you're full of shit. I just cannot comprehend the fact that if somebody consumes an entire bottle of hot sauce, that they're not going to be rushed to the fucking emergency room. The only conclusion I can truly come to is that it's not actually hot sauce.

This shit has got to be fake. Of Satan? Two harmoneros? Not? Want to challenge? More hot sauce. Either this guy is really good at faking his TikToks. Or he's a fucking psychopath.

Maybe even both. I am very curious in the persona that he does put on the internet. What do people like his immediate family actually think of these videos? I mean, I'd be pretty proud of my son for achieving a million followers on YouTube. That's pretty cool. But from doing this type of shit, I don't know. Maybe after I severely disciplined him, then I'll congratulate him. But yeah, this is pretty fucking wild.

Let's push my spice, slim. You see that, guys? The pepper cock, the fucking pock on screen. That's the part where the seven-year-olds do a fucking... Hey, look at you, Peter! Shut the fuck up. This guy's humor is kind of reminding myself an eighth fucking grade. And honestly, that is a memory I wish to never resurrect.

But really, dude, a pepper cock joke in 2022? Grow the fuck up. Sera no way tachis I've said this before and I will say it again The second that you incorporate takis in your fucking spice limit video I refuse to take you seriously for the remaining of the video You can't say oh let me test my fucking spice limit I'm gonna fuck off Ceyracia

De bomb salsa It looks like a fucking alien foot What the fuck is about to get some lunar pussy Ooh Satan's blood Please no please Ah Tahin

and Cheetos bones Guys, it's very scary I'm not exactly sure Why he does a fucking war cry at the end of his videos He screams like he accomplished something huge in life I mean aside from the rawest throbbing asshole I'm afraid you haven't achieved much else Maybe you can achieve a fucking skin care routine

That says my spice limit Pabloano blue tachis Pablo blue tachis red tachis Wow dude I'm so fucking impressed Red and blue tachis in one Pepper, oh fuck, we got the fucking macho man in the house tonight. Has no pepper? My grandma's stove.

Frozen serracha. Ooh. Spontaneous combustion hot sauce? Wasabi? Tahin? No, please no, no. And level 12 extract. I wanna swallow it.

I can't with this fucking middle school humor. I'm gonna swallow it. Shut the fuck up. I swear this guy is stuck in 2015 humor. Dude probably thought big chunk. This was funny. Nitro. Serrano peppers.

Monster. How has this guy not fucking died yet? Eating a shit ton of spicy food and chugging a fucking monster. Not just sipping the shit. You're fucking chugging it. This guy's gonna fucking pass away. Let's test my spicy limit. Anaheim.

Anaheim pepper. Are you fucking kidding me? The same pepper that has maximum 2.5K Scovel. The type of pepper I would put on a fucking pizza. Anahem red tachis. Then you put fucking talkies on top of it. You was such a pussy, dog. Hot chitos.

Red's hot hot sauce. Not too much. Zombie hot sauce. Lime. Spicy candy. And the Carolina Reaper. Okay. At least he put a Carolina Reaper on top of it.

But I'm sorry, there's tockies in your recipe. It's fucking shit now. It's so black and long. I think I've had enough of your fucking mouth. Black and Long, bro. Get the fuck out of here. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen.

I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.