Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 48

Episode Date: November 13, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 48

Artist who can sing versus artists who can't sing. Can't remember how to say you're an... And I feel like the people who care about my aunt and listen to my music aren't like weird in-cell men. What? All right, people, what's up? Today, Beat That Booby is crashing out for absolutely no reason. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Biba-Dubid-Dub... Honestly, I cannot pronounce her name for the life of me.

So for the rest of this video, we're just going to call her Beat That Boobie. Anyways, to preface this video, I'm sure that everybody knows what rage bait is. It's basically playing devil's advocate. You choose the opposite opinion of what everybody else is going to think. And the purpose of rage bait content is to purposefully get people mad at your video. Well, according to beat that booby, she saw some rage bait content on TikTok, and she kind of fell for the rage bait very fucking badly. In the video that I'm about to show you is what caused all of the shit that we're about to cover

today. Let's begin. Artist who can sing versus artists who can't sing. Can't remember how to say you're ready. Dude, how the fuck is anybody falling for this shit? Okay, well, I'm talking about the people that actually still have three functioning brain cells left. Something that Mrs. Beat That Booby clearly doesn't have. Anyways, in all seriousness, this was the video that made Mrs. Beat That Boobie actually pissed off on the internet. And just for context to actually prove this as rage bait, even though you guys. already know that. I'm going to show you the original clip of NBA young boy singing inside

of the microphone. Right around me in the drop top we're stolen up. Something from my ass. Hold on, hold on. I got my d. What's me? Okay, do you guys get it now? It's clearly fucking rage bait. This is classic black no auto tune excellence at its finest, ladies and gentlemen. In fact, audience, this black excellence of singing was so good that it pissed off Bibadubi so bad. that she got on TikTok and made a genuine response to the situation, if you can even call it that.

Oh boy, this is going to be bad. I've seen so many comments about this, but I've never seen the actual videos, but the fucking men commenting. Art is who can sing, Vos who can't. Okay, so I can clearly see the approach that she's trying to do for this video. She's going to sit here and pretend like she never saw the video because she doesn't have time, because she's so fucking productive and she's an independent woman, because she totally has a life outside of the internet. Okay.

Listen, girl, if you're making three TikTok stories about this dumb-ass meme, I think you have definitely seen the video and you spend way too much time online. You need to spend more time recording music videos, and by that, I mean, going the fuck outside. Like, just tell me you don't get no girls. Just tell me, like, your mother didn't love you. Just like, you might as well just say it. Wow, my lord, ladies and gentlemen, she's going fucking Rambo on everybody right now. Because of the stupid fucking young boy meme, we've already got her blaming specifically men,

calling men losers and that our mothers didn't love us. And then she gives that sassy little bitch-faced side eye confirming her opinion. Oh, beat that booby, you are making a huge mistake. And guess what? It's not even because you're making the response. It's because it's NBA young boy fans of all people. You beat that booby are totally fucking fucking... It's obvious.

It's plainly. I've stalked your fucking profiles. Wait, wait, wait. So you're gonna sit here and say that you have not seen the meme, but you're sitting here stalking the haters' profiles? Beba-booby, you're sitting here in calling them losers? You're out here with your 25 million monthly listener-esque, stalking profiles of NBA young boy fans.

Okay, girl, I wonder who's the real fucking loser here. Does it hurt me? Not really, if I'm being completely honest. I know. It doesn't hurt me, not really. Makes a response video that takes up three. fucking TikTok stories. Now, Bubba boy, you was crying in your

fucking sheets last night because of this shit. I know men are mad at me because I probably get more girls than them and I'm not even gay. I'm not even gay. I don't even know what I am. Maybe I'm by. Who knows? Okay, what the fuck is she even talking about? She can't even make a cohesive response video

without talking about sexuality. Why does everything devolve into who gets more bitches? But so far, this entire video has been devoted entirely to men. Which, to be fair, NBA Young Boy's fan base is probably 99.9% men. And the only girls that have to listen to NBA Young Boy is whenever their boyfriend is playing it in their fucking shitty-ass BMW. But girl, come on, you cannot say that every last comment was a dude.

The true colors are really showing here, lady. And also, audience, believe me, I am not offended. I want this girl to keep talking. This shit is hilarious. I'm all seriousness. Who gives a fuck? You know, baby, I can ask you the same fucking question. Listen, audience, I get hate comments all the time.

I get called a Vesh Remy clone. I get called a weirdo because of my thumbnails. Countless videos are made about me saying the exact same point over and over again. But do you think I'm sitting here being like, oh my God, I'm so fucking pissed off? No, I'm not, audience. People are going to have their opinions about the Rith YouTube channel, and that's that. People are going to make videos about me. People are not going to like me.

That's perfectly fine. I'm not gonna get pissed off. If you are signing up to be a YouTuber, a rapper, a singer, whatever the fuck it is, you better have a tough skin of what people say about you on the internet. Because if you crash out like this person and be a complete fucking child, you're gonna lose her aura. I'm sorry, this whole video is complete aura debt. Okay, all as you can't sing for you can't, I still got more money than you. Bro, she is actually just going down the list of the most generic points you can possibly make to somebody. I get more bitches than you.

I got more money than you. Your mom doesn't love you. You're a man. Ew. This motherfucker is actually this WoJack right here. And also, one more thing. Are you sure that you're richer than me? Because I have pairs of shoes that cost 50 times your fucking outfit.

I'm not going to say who's richer, but I think I'm a little richer than you. You're still a man. So. Oh boy. This shit is not. Looking good. You know what would be funny, ladies and gentlemen, is that this whole entire thing from her was also rage bait. Now, I'm the one being clickbaited, ladies and gentlemen. But you know what? I highly doubt that. This woman looks genuinely pissed off.

The thing about men and women is that men are so used to insults that were actually surprised whenever we actually get a compliment. And then it's the very opposite for women. Women are so used to getting compliments by the time they get an insult for the first time they're going to lose their fucking mind. And I feel like this is the exact case with Beat That Boobie. She has never received an insult in her entire life until today. And she doesn't know what the fuck to do with herself. Also, the block button exists. Like, I will literally just block.

You know, whenever people say that, whenever they're in a controversy, that they can just block people, has got to be the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Especially considering, you know, this lady is kind of like very famous. What are you going to do block 100,000 people? Do these people really live inside your head rent free that much that you're going to block over 100,000 people? I don't even think I can quantify how long it would take to block that many people. If the idea is to not see hate comments and hate posts about you, it's called closing the fucking computer, you idiot.

And once you close the computer, holy shit, all the hate comments are gone. Who would have fucking knew that one, guys? Also, I just haven't seen any of those videos. Like, I've seen the comments, but I'm just not on that side of TikTok. And I feel like the people who care about my art and listen to my music aren't, like, weird, in-cell men that, like, have no friends. Bro, I swear that this lady is the definition of taking shit too deep. Listen, I never even knew about Beat That Titty's music until today. I'm sure that you sing great.

I'm sure that you're a great artist. But there are a bunch of people that are. in on the joke of making fun of you. They're not in cells. They're not weird. Maybe they're losers, but they're not incels. You are just blowing this entire thing out of proportion. I can easily tell because you've never been insulted in your entire fucking life.

I feel like they have like a cool social life and they go outside and touch grass. So I just don't. It's not part of my radar. But it's your comments and I'm blocking your shit. It's not part of my radar. Okay lady. I can smell your fucking candy corn. breath from here. Anyway, since she published that video, there has been a lot more comments,

well, flooding her comment section. Hence, so later on, she decided to make a follow-up response. Yeah, remember whenever she said that this shit doesn't live inside her head rent-free in that she doesn't actually care? Well, I guess that changed. Where the energy in this video is completely 180, now she's trying to approach this from a mature perspective. Yeah, no, this is just another bullshit response. as clearly as possible in the maturest way possible and hopes that you guys understand even though you probably won't i'm going to use school as an example oh here we fucking go you cannot be serious lady we're going to use school as the example here dude we're not in fucking preschool

she's actually going to compare this shit to a bully shoving a little kid in a locker talk about out of touch with society my lord i know why but okay so you're at school and there's this one dude that just keeps prodding you with a stick and is saying a joke and it's funny. I'm like, okay, fair enough, funny. And then it happens a couple more times and he's like prodding you and I'm like, okay, this is getting kind of annoying, but it's still funny. It's still funny. And then it gets to a point.

And then you shoot up the fucking screw. Is that what you were trying to say, beat that booby? Is that the point you were fucking making? You're welcome, guys. I just saved you like four fucking minutes of this response. Who are constantly sexualizing you and just being so. Super, super disrespectful. Okay, but you still acting like a pussy, young boy better.

Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel for a part two update on this situation. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. We did what spicy ramen with what spicy sauce ever made? Audience, can you fucking believe that this is the amount of YouTube stimulation people need nowadays? If I had to describe brain rot on YouTube in one sentence, it would literally be this fucking dude right here. Spicy rams and giant cheese. Dude, what the fuck are you doing with your arms? This my fuck is bust in a bag more than vegan teacher dancing around.

Alright people, what's up? The worst Spice King on YouTube is getting worse. Be something good! Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Spicey. Now it's not like this guy needs an introduction on my channel. You guys have probably seen my previous millions of views I've gotten on this guy before. But today we're not gonna be talking about any of his YouTube shorts because he is now uploading long-form spicy content.

And I'm not talking about OnlyFans concert, ladies and gentlemen. It's a lot spicier. Let's into what spicy is ramen with the word spicy sauce ever made. You spicy rames and giant cheese. You're so spicy, they're even bad. Let's start from the least spicy to the spicy. Listen, so one thing I've never understood about spicy throughout my entire YouTube career is how exactly does this guy stay healthy

while making all this YouTube content? I'm trying to sit here and quantify how many milligrams of sodium per day he consumes. And I can tell you by just this video here, he probably consumed 10,000 milligrams. Not necessarily something that he should be proud of. This is something that you'll fucking pass away for by the end of your video. But hey, if your life is worth a few thousand dollars on YouTube.com, then hey, that's your choice. Blue Taki Raman? I'm going to be real audience.

Blue Taki Raman probably tastes like shit. Like who the fuck goes to the store and says, oh, I'm going to buy Blue Taki Raman? Taki Raman. If anybody utters the words, I'm going to go to the store and buy Blue Taki Raman. Chances are you need to be on an FBI watch list because you're fucking nasty. It tastes like Blue Taki. Wow, Spicey, no fucking shit. It tastes like Blue Taki.

I still can't believe, audience, that there are kids on planet Earth that are sitting down on a fucking Thursday afternoon and watching Spisey talk about Blue Taki Raman. Like, dude, get up off your fat ass and go make some fucking money. dude you have a limited time on this earth and you're spending it watching a fucking spicy long-form video go outside go for a run do some push-ups fat ass bro do you not realize how much of a ficking you sound like right now shut the fuck up you sesty ass red red tachie rame it's red it's two out of 10 yeah the spice level may be a two out of 10 but the heart attack level's gonna be a 10 out of 10 here soon

this muf is gonna be having an outer body experience later in the video I swear. Next up is green spicy rummy. Okay, excuse me for a second, but what the fuck is that avatar on the bag? Why the fuck is there a they, them duck with fucking Kim Jong-un's haircut on that shit? I am so fucking confused. Like who designed the logo for this company? Who's spicy? That was so funny. Ha ha ha ha. And some of the dumbest shit I could probably think of in a spicy video is probably whenever he's talking to his food in the video. Like dude, this is probably some type shit that you would see on P.B. kids like seriously this is the shit that kids find entertaining in 2024 this got me weak bro spiciness four out of thing dude how the fuck was that a four out of ten spice level she literally just ate dry ramen in microwave gerpils where the

fuck is this supposed to be spicy let me hot mac and cheese here he fucking goes again going back to moaning over fucking ramen completely off topic but dude cheeto's romew's rome audience this company could have just said heart attack in a cup A spoon Giant hot chito Of his ice cream Personally I would still take the shot in audience I would tell you one thing I would not miss

What now what now? Oh Cheezing ramen Somebody please kill me I have never wanted to stick an AR 15 barrel down my throat so fucking bad Get your fucking pickle puffin ass out of my face It's the best one yet and the cheese And the cheese is delicious. Spiciness, five out of ten. Dude, you just said cheese ramen was a five out of ten spice level?

Bro, for a spice king, you was a fucking pussy. Bro, I unironically used ghost pepper sauce on literally fucking everything I eat. And I don't even find that shit spicy. I need to use scorpion peppers and Carolina Reapers and shit. But come on, dude, for one spice connoisseur to another, you're a pussy for that. Three-x spicy ramen? It's three times spicier than my dad. I swear, this dude would literally say anything to get some extra reaction

on his YouTube video. Spicey made that joke to expect me to make a bunch of Alabama jokes probably. But unironically, I don't know if this guy's a fucking imp bread or not. I don't know, audience, you make the choice in the comment section. Nuclear powder. We're getting harder. Ghost pepper ramen. This ramen is made with real ghost pepper.

Wow, Spicey, really? Ghost pepper ramen has ghost pepper in it? Audit's if you're ever looking for some good nutritional info about any food on planet Earth. Go to this guy. I promise he has all the answers. Don't trust her doctor. Do not trust her nutritionist. Go to spicy on YouTube.com.

I can definitely make certain and 100% non-heart attack guarantee for the first 10 years of your life. Burning, extreme spice. Do not eat. Honestly, I wouldn't even be thinking about how spicy the ramen is. That shit looks way too much like pubic hair.

If anything, it'll be triggering my gag reflex rather than actually burning my mouth. That ramen looks fucking nasty. Okay, it's a bit spicy. Seven out of ten. My toilet is boom, boom, boom. I'll be real, bro. Spicey has got to do a toilet reveal one day. Either that shit looks like a toilet in fucking Alcatraz, or this man has spent so much money to buy a futuristic toilet.

That thing can handle any fucking turn deposited into it. Explosion fire ramen? This ramen is made with seven of the spiciest peppers in the world. And it can burn my mouth? Yeah! And explosion, Dorito! Spiciness 8.5! We're not even halfway through the video, and he's already saying 8.5 out of 10 spice level.

Did this muf-f-a die during the video and forget to turn off the camera? No! The word spiciest noodles! It's so spicy that it's actually banned! Yeah, Spicey, I highly doubt that it's actually banned. You know, it's probably banned for like what, fucking toddlers? But you know, for anybody that has at least one deciliter of testosterone, they would probably be able to handle the quote unquote most spicy noodles.

But dude, calling it banned is such bullshit. Monkey. What the fuck did I just hear? Shut the fuck out, monkey. Am I gonna get canceled for saying this? Uh, probably not. Could think spicy is not black, ladies and gentlemen. Because if he was, that joke would have been fucking insane.

Oh, he's fucking dead. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it looks like I'm out of content. Everybody please subscribe. Remember I ended up hearing sirens, and I did not know where they were coming from. As I was doing the Devils Tangle. What the fuck? Devils T. Why are the feds here in the first place?

You better not be a kid. Remember I ended up hearing sirens? Devils. All right, audience, what's up? We got some more creepy jelly bean clones. I made a video about this guy a few days ago. Honestly, one of my weirdest videos ever. Check out this video after you watched this one.

Anyways, I asked you guys for a thousand likes and you guys delivered. So here I am today. um giving you a part two a thousand likes for part three her parents called the cops on me part one so honestly getting the cops called in you is it fun wow dude no shit yeah getting the cops caught on you honestly um not fun i uploaded a meme to instagram and people thought i was going to shoot up the school now obviously an innocent man like myself um i would never commit such a heinous act why would people think that i don't know i mean my name's dillon but i'm not dylan clebel especially when it's a parent of a girl that you're doing the devil's tingle with does anybody find this

You know, devil's tango. Devil's tango. This is what happens when you say devil's tango. You're not funny. Please quit YouTube. I remember one time I was hanging out of this girl, and she was like a part of our friend group, and she was really hot. Bro, if all these stories were true, you already know Baba would be the biggest stud of all time.

She was outstanding, and let's just say she was really, really rich. He's pulling the girls in the port-a-potties. He's pulling girls that were actually guys. He's pulling the rich girl. He's pulling like every single nationality and social status. But, well, unfortunately, Bob is nothing but a liar, so, uh, take it of what you will. Now, I'm not saying I was hanging out with her because she was rich.

Yes, it was. Shut the fuck. But it was nice for how she would give us, like, meals and stuff, and she would pay for him. Oh, thank goodness, the rich girl provides you a bunch of meals. Why do you sound like an orphan? I know you was eating her food, but I know you was eating something else. When I was a group, but I remember one time, she asked me specifically to come over, but she asked me to come at a specific time because she said, oh, like, my parents, like,

are leaving for the weekend, but, like, we have, like, a really high insecurity system. So like you have to come like maybe like more towards the night so they won't see you. Doesn't that just defeat the purpose of a security system? Yeah dude, we have a high-tech security system. So please come at night. You know when a security system should be functioning the most? Yeah, dude, swell idea for Cucci. And obviously I was like, you know, like damn this girl's hot.

She's only hot because she's rich. And obviously I was like, you know, like damn this girl's hot. You know, she's well put together. And you're about to put her back together. You know what I'm saying? Hot rich girl brings you over to her home, home alone at night. If our anime protagonist doesn't secure feet picks, I'm gonna be disappointed. You know, why not?

Like, why not? So I remember I got in my car late on night, and I ended up going to her house around like almost two, three o'clock, basically. And when I got there, let's just say the craziest thing ended up happening. So you're telling me, you arrived at a girl's house home alone at 2 in the morning. And you're telling me you didn't expect Cucci. This guy's capping so hard. When I got to her place, I remember basically I sat in my car and I texted her saying,

Hey, like, is it clear to come in? She told me to basically go around the back and climb in through her window. What the hell is this? Isn't this what EDP wanted? Our boy, Baba's just living the EDP dream, bro. Is she 13, though? Let's find out. Oh, because there are apparently no cameras at her window.

This has got to be the worst security system I've ever seen. How do you have a house that has, like, this top-end security system, and you don't protect your daughter's window? These parents have got to be so brain-dead, bro. How did they get rich? I want to know that. So that's what I did. I literally ended up going, you know, around the house,

parking my car across the street, so it doesn't look like it was parked on her street, and basically jumped through the damn window of her room. And when I got in, she's like, hey, like, you look really cute. Bro, what the fuck? What the higgity-diggity damn is this? You was climbing through a girl's window, and she calls you cute. This has got to be the freakiest girl I've ever seen.

And after that, we just instantly started making out. Stop the cat. We started making out. I remember me and her were going back and forth, and we ended up actually funny enough doing the devil's tango. Yeah, devil's tango. You're not funny. And I remember we didn't just do it in her room, though.

We ended up going all around the house. It was kind of gross and I know it's kind of gross to say that on here, but we ended up doing it and what ended up happening next well Let's just say I heard siren Aw damn she was underage not bro she wasn't underage. I mean I'm not gonna I'm not gonna assume that yet We already know this guy triggered the alarm system imagine the security footage you see his naked ass on the screen Remember I ended up hearing sirens and I did not know where they're coming from the sirens were coming to your house and you damn well know it from as I was doing the devil's tangle with this girl You know maybe Baba learned his lesson to not do the devil's tango and all these girls but But I hardly doubt it.

This man smells a female. He's always on the prow for Coochie. And I remember I was kinda like, what's going on? Like, you good? And she instantly starts freaking out. She's like, oh my goodness, like, they're gonna come. Like, you gotta get out of here like now. This dude just got caught in 4K.

Bro, I would hate if the feds were looking at the security camera and they just saw my naked ass just dogging, bro. You know this girl could have easily figured out this whole thing. Like you could have maybe like, oh, I don't know, turned off the security system. But then again, we're talking about a woman here, so, uh. And instantly started realizing that there were cameras, all over the house, not just outside of the house, but inside the house. Wow, dude, no way.

A security system has cameras inside the house. Wow. You're actually an idiot. You are, like, too stupid to insult. And I started pointing it out at her, and she's like, uh-oh, I think my parents might have caught us. Bro. Oh, oh, oh, no.

So you're telling me that the parents just saw their naked-ass daughter getting dogged by naked-ass baba, bro. Oh, oh, dude, that's got to be a sight to see. And I'm like, how would your parents catch us? They're all the way across the world. They looked at the security camera. It's not that difficult. They caught you in your naked ass, fair and square.

Deal with it. And then I realized that cops ended up coming and there was an alarm. And let's say she got a text saying, you're grounded. That's it. Like, you get grounded for literally getting dogged? That is like the best punishment I've ever seen. Bro, if I just got done getting sodomized, I think my punishment would be a lot worse than grounding. And that's what I knew?

We are totally screwed. You were totally screwed. I think you were screwed in something else. I remember I ran upstairs back to her room. Absolutely. Yeah, we confirmed that. But booty naked ass. I remember I ran upstairs back to her room, absolutely naked, and just instantly started putting on my clothes, and I jumped out her window and basically ran towards my car.

But as I ran towards my car, I remember I saw cop cars literally parking out of a driveway, so I remember I kind of snook around the cop car, instantly got in my car, and got away luckily. This is the worst security, the dumbest police of all time, and you're telling me this bastard still got away. I don't believe it for a second. The cops didn't question it. They saw me, but they weren't questioning anything. And they were mostly questioning, you know, the hot chick that I was doing them. I was doing the devil's tangle with.

By the end up getting away, so fall for more embarrassing stories. How the story should have went is that she actually snitched on you and that she was actually underage, quote unquote, and you're now a pedophile. That's just how women work, bro, though. They got their allegation. Anyways, this story was absolute cat.

I did it in a porta pot. Bro, bro. Remember back when I was in high school? Another high school story. Where does this man get cooching? There's a girl I was talking to. That was really freaky. You was not telling me this girl's freaky.

After all the chicks, after all the bitch. Women you've been with. This one is the freaky girl. Oh, you know I'm interested. And my freaky, I mean, she would always snap me the most weirdest things. She sent you nudes. Typical Snapchat. Wait a second.

Wasn't this in high school? Was she 18? Hmm? I don't know. Let's just say she always kind of wanted to the devil's tangle. Like, all the time every time we talk on Snapchat. Usually this is a common thing for teenagers to do. Like, let's be real here, our hormones can't handle it.

Bro, what? You know, I'm not trying to like assume anything about this guy, of course. Like, bro, why are you saying that? saying that. Teenagers can't handle their hormones. I mean, I'll admit, I was 13 once. I was pretty horny. I don't know, dude, for the course of the story, I just, I just think this is kind of weird. That's just my opinion. I don't know if this is like your personal experience, but like, around 15 is when I started controlling my hormones. But then again, I expected you to be a wanker to begin with. But at the same time, I remember one time, me and my buddy Lane were planning like to

hang out and stuff. And my buddy Lane basically was bringing his girlfriend along. So I remember I brought her along. And we ended up going on this car ride. We ended up going on this car ride for a while and we ended up going to like this really uphill spot where we basically all hung out and chill and stuff a lot of couples go down there to like do the devil's tango anyways i'm gonna speed up this story this girl's pretty freaky in this girl entered the porta potty we ended up just straight up doing the devil's tango i know surprising right but over time it went on for a while and i remember my buddy ended up walking up to the porta potty knocking on it saying hey like you guys done in there like dude like it's been almost an hour we got to go home it's getting dark out

In conclusion, Baba likes portable sex. Subscribe to my channel if you don't like portable sex. Hello students, welcome to class. Today we have a new student whose name is Chap-GPT. Ten ways that non-vegans are like Adolf Hitler. All right, people, what's up? That vegan teacher is coming back with a bang. Now, audience, for those who have no idea who that vegan teacher is,

let me take you back to 2021. There was once a time in commentary YouTube where poncho was the face of the genre. There's cheese in these. Oh, really? Oh my gosh. Hey, Ben Belito. Looking good. Hey, why does he low-key kind of sound like Rith? Hey, Rith, is this you?

No, Pancho, it's not. Is this you? Come on, man, what the fuck? Damn, motherfucker. And he would be milking that vegan teacher content every single day, cracking over 10 million views in a few days. And pretty much every single commentary YouTuber you can think of also joined in on the trend.

About how she is a vegan animal rights activist and how she forces veganism down people's throat. Yeah, well, what if I told you guys that I slid for all of you and that vegan teacher is bringing it back? I was chatting with her in the YouTube comments section and she actually responded to me. Okay, no more gatekeeping. I'm going to show you what she said.

I started out by saying, you know, if you started reacting to the commentary YouTubers again, you would probably get your message out there quicker. Because at the end of the day, we just care about responding to a good topic. And apparently, that vegan teacher really liked what I had to say. She responded saying, good advice. You should follow it and send me your videos.

I can't wait to see how you defend animals. We fucking did it, ladies and gentlemen. That vegan teacher is about to react to everybody once again. Because I knew if I talked about her shitty fucking vegan message, she would be happier than a pig rolling around in its own shit. Anyway, since I've made this video, she has dropped some absolute bangers. Like seriously, she's using chat chippy T to compare non-vegans to Hitler. Tell me this is a video idea that is not meant for commentary YouTubers to react to.

It's just a match made in heaven. Anyways, all I have to say before we begin is that vegan teacher is a marketing genius. She knows exactly what she's doing. Listen, I don't hate that vegan teacher. All I care about is her giving me the news. Because this shit is funny as fuck. Let's begin. Hello, students.

Welcome to class. Today we have a new student whose name is Chat GPT. Bro, we're only three seconds into the video and look at the chain that she's wearing. Vegan because I want the Holocaust to end. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, if she put that shit on eBay for like $5,000, I would probably buy it. That chain is probably as much of a museum artifact as she is. How do you feel about my diamonds, Ms. Katie? Not only do I eat animals, but I look sexy as fuck in the process.

Let's hear what she has to say. Ten ways that non-vegans are like Adolf Hitler. Dude, she's like so fucking serious right now. Ten ways that non-vegans are like Adolf Hitler. And then she just flutters her eyebrows like, oh, guys, you gotta listen to this shit. Also, by the way, audience, this shit isn't even chat GPT. I was just on chat GPT and said, show me 10 ways that vegans are like Adolf Hitler. And the whole fucking time, they refused to answer the question.

And I even asked it about non-vegans, and it still wouldn't provide me an answer. So what this is showing me is that Miss Katie actually had to type this out herself. And is just trying to say that chat GPT is the one that formed this response. Ket f***ed, Katie, you just got exposed. Coldfish IQ head ass. And 10 things they can do to show the world that they have decided to be saner than him. Cool. Is this seriously what she's gonna do the entire time just keep nodding her head and be like,

oh wow, that is such great information, chat, GPT. Everybody knows you're the one that type this shit, Miss Katie. Don't give me that straightforward face like you're doing a self-portrait on a fucking dollar bill and trying to convince every single old-ass Facebook mom to veganism. Because that's probably the only fucking audience you have left that supports you. Old-ass motherfuckers that are connected with reality. This isn't chat GPT, ladies and gentlemen. This isn't what they would say at all.

1. Adolf Hitler was the same as all of you who eat meat, dairy, and eggs because he supported branding sentient beings as property. Just as he dehumanized people and treated them as objects, you brand cows, pigs, and chickens as commodities for your consumption. chickens have wings not so they can end up on your plate yeah but so they can fly short distances and feel the joy of the wind on their feathers if you want to show the world that you are better than adolf hitler stop supporting the branding and commodification of animals and choose plant-based

alternatives instead good wow good good you're the one that typed this shit miss katie stop pretending that you didn't hit also let's just listen to what this shit actually just said Stop supporting the branding and commodification of animals and choose vegan alternatives instead. Tell me how Chad GPT would make that connection. Exactly, because it fucking wouldn't. I guarantee you that vegan teacher went on ChatGPT before she made this video and tried getting ChatGPT to bend toward her message. And then when she realized that ChatGPT wouldn't bend the knee to her,

she decided to make her own ChatGPT prompts herself, which is honestly kind of funny because ChatGPT usually defends. So you know that you fucked up morally if you're asking chat GPT that question and it's not bending the need to minorities Katie not even the propaganda-filled robots are agreeing with you you quite literally have nobody on your side One point. Adolf Hitler was the same as all of you who eat meat, dairy and eggs because he puts sentient beings in gas chambers Okay, so at this point you can pretty much confirm how that vegan teacher is directing this message toward us Notice the adjectives that ChatGPT is allegedly using towards her?

ChatGPT is telling the message from a first person standpoint. You are like Adolf Hitler. You like to put animals in gas chambers. I thought Chad GPT was the unbiased person. And doesn't like to give their opinions on very sensitive topics. But according to ChatGPT on that vegan teacher's computer, oh man, that shit's even more of an animal rights activist than she is. Kind of weird, right?

Millions of pigs are suffocated, slaughtered in gas chambers today, just as he did to humans. Pigs are as intelligent as a three-year-old child and form deep emotional bonds with their families. Wait, what the fuck did it just say? Pigs are as intelligent as a three-year-old child. You know, Miss Katie, all that that shit really tells me is that that three-year-old child is fucking stupid. Just like a grown-ass pig. At least pigs taste good. And the only person that's going to say a three-year-old child tastes good as EDP. But listen, Miss Katie, even though you're telling me that a person, pig has the intelligence of a three-year-old.

That doesn't change my mind at all getting some pork jobs from Longhorn Steakhouse. And if it bothers you so much that the pig is smart, then just get a Down syndrome one. The retarded pig can't tell it's dying, right? We have the technology to induce Down syndrome into pigs, I'm sure of it. If you want to show the world that you are better than Adolf Hitler, stop supporting gas chamber's slaughterhouses and eat cruelty-free vegan food instead. Okay, but I'm just one person. if I stop eating meat for the rest of my life, how was that going to make any sort of change in real time?

Do you realize that there are like billions of people on this planet? If I were to stop eating meat today, that would solve 0.00 infinite zero's amount of the problem. It wouldn't do shit. You really think my fucking ass is really going to solve the issue? And even if I were to tell my entire audience of probably 300,000 people that's going to watch this video, to stop eating meat today,

and let's pretend that everybody would. It would solve precisely fucking nothing. Pigs are still going to get gas chambered by axe body spray. Cows are still going to get their throats slit this afternoon. And Chick-fil-A is still going to have lines out the fucking door. Nothing is going to change anything. Three. Good.

Adolf Hitler was the same as all of you who eat meat, dairy, and eggs because he exploited the innocent. Just as he exploited people for his gain, you fund industries that enslave and abuse animals who cannot fight back. Mother cows, for instance, cry for days when their calves are taken from them so humans can steal their milk.

If you want to show the world that you are better than Adolf Hitler, stop supporting animal exploitation. Well, I guess I'm Adolf Hitler. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel for a part two of that vegan teacher. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. I remember I ended up walking up to her. I picked up her towel for her,

and one thing led to another, we made out, and we ended up doing the devil's tingo. There's no way he just said that. Not even three seconds in the video and this dude came swinging harder than Chris Brown. I didn't know the age of this babysitter, but I think she was like 27 maybe and I was 16. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what the fuck? Brody, you said that you were 16 and she was, she was what? She, she was what? All right, people, what's up? This TikToker got famous for hooking up with women. And I saw her peach like never before seen. Yeah, uh, today ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be checking out Bubba. Now, for the very small percentage of people in the room, if you remember this guy from a few years ago,

this was also the same guy that docks Jelly Bean by leaking her face in one of his YouTube videos. But as of today, in 2024, he decided to change his content by no longer doxing a faceless child Minecraft YouTuber, but now making storytimes about his hookups on Tinder. Failing No Nut November by Babysitter, Part 1 through Part 9, Ladies and, gentlemen, let's fucking go. Okay, so no-not November is honestly a big deal, and a lot of people don't understand that, but basically back in my high school days, we had a certain rule for no-not November, or November in general, I should say. I'll be real, people really took No-Nut November extremely seriously in my school days. I swear, when it was November, every single

dude was crawling on the fucking ceiling whenever the hot girl would walk by them in the hallway. These motherfuckers at my high school would be like, oh God, there's Patricia. Oh my God, she's got fat ass I swear these motherfuckers at my high school were disgusting but I will have you know whenever it was November they would treat that shit more seriously than a police investigation if you were in ninth grade and you f***ed up no nut November you were the biggest looser in the friend group you see in November in my high school if you were able to grow a beard you would participate in Movember where basically you would grow your beard out and basically see how long you can make it but as for guys who couldn't grow beards well they had to

participate in no not November because in November because well if you didn't hit puberty enough I guess you know you're still in that stages of beating your eggplant like every day I'll be real audience that shit is genuinely fucking disgusting listen I understand right before I became Rith before I was big tall sexy and handsome I used to be a boy and whenever I was a boy going through puberty I found girls to be pretty fucking sexy I didn't even care what they looked like if they were warm with a nice hole than eh they were on the list but in today's day and where everything is so hyper-sexualized, it's like, bro, it's fucking nasty.

Like, seriously, some of these motherfuckers in high school can't even go to the next class period without shimmying their shaft on the toilet rim. Like, bro, what kind of society do we live in? Log off of Instagram Reels, bro, you don't need the baddies on your screen. And the craziest part, audience is that I guarantee you some of my viewers are going to rewind that clip again and rewatch that same video I just played. Because they're so fucking lost and there's such a cumer, that they can't even control their sexual urges.

You demented fucking sex monkey. And basically, you would have to basically participate in No Nut November. It was a golden rule in my school that you would have to do this. And a lot of guys actually did participate in it. And obviously, girls thought it was stupid because, well, you know, guys would get cuffed with like, you know, other girls and they expected to do the Devils Tango. But if you were really one of the boys,

you would understand that No Nut November is a massive deal. And today's stories about how I broke that to my babysitter of all things. All right, bro. So let me get the stray. You lost No Nut November by, by pumping your fucking nut and your babysitter? Listen, there's no fucking way that you had a babysitter past the age of 18, so I'm just going to assume

throughout the rest of the story that you're probably like 16 years old, so please proceed your story with caution. So before we get into the story, make sure you guys do leave a like and subscribe to... Yeah, well, how about fuck you? Everybody subscribe to me instead. Today's story all takes place back when I was 16 years old. Bro, what the fuck did I tell y'all?

I told y'all, there was no fucking shot that this man was 18 years old or older whenever he had a babysitter. Bro's really about to tell us a story about how we got molested. Personally, if I were a creepy-ass babysitter like that, I would not go to jail over this. What the fuck?

Now, when I was 16, I'm not going to lie to you. I was a major player, meaning that I would always, like, you know, go out, try to do the Devils Tango. And be someone really toxic. I'll be real, Brody. I think you were the last person on my mind that would do the Devils Tango,

with literally anybody. If I looked like you, don't even think my right hand would be attracted to me. I'm not gonna lie, I think I was really like one of those toxic males back in high school, and to be fair, I think nowadays it's appreciated to be a toxic male since Andrew Tate and you know, all those guys like Sneco and Neon try to like, you know, push that out there on everyone. Listen, how the f f f*** do you go from Andrew Tate to fucking neon? You're actually comparing a man that has pretty good advice for men to a fucking annoying brat

that doesn't even know what deodorant is. This is the shittiest comparison. I've ever fucking seen in my life. But I will say this much, obviously there are fake toxic males like them, and then there are real ones like me that basically just do it for the kicks and giggles. Yeah, dude, you look like a real toxic male. You are so fucking gangster, dude. I'm looking at you right now, bro.

I can tell you definitely pulled the hose back in high school. Shut the fuck up. So I remember one time I was sitting at home and I was basically getting ready because, you know, Thanksgiving was coming up. At this point, I was two weeks into November and I was not beating my schlong. Meaning that I would not go anywhere near my eggpline every time I was about to, or every time I got excited, I just thought about hitting the gym, or playing video games, or do anything else other than beating my meat. Bro, how much of the hub do you have to watch in order for you to be this stimulated about November? Again, bro, this is what the fuck I mean.

Our generation is so hyper-sexualized that some people can't even go two weeks without touching they meet. It's actually pathetic, dude. I mean, at least this dude had a healthy outlet. by going to the gym and working out, that's pretty productive. But dude, really, two weeks? You can't go two weeks without thinking about procreating with a woman? That's a little crazy. Now, obviously, this was a good way and it was doing really good,

but obviously one day, I remember my mom and dad walked into my room telling me, oh, Bubba, I'm going to tell you right now, we're going on vacation, so we're going to not be able to be here to take care of you. But since you're not participating in school as much, and since you're not doing good at school, we're going to be having a babysitter to make sure you're okay. Dude, what kind of mischief? Do you have to be up to being 16 years old and you can't be alone in your own house?

I mean, whenever I was 16, my parents would leave me alone at the house because I was actually trustable. But hey, audience, I wasn't like this guy. I wasn't having 12 midget bitches in my bed every single fucking evening without my parents knowing. Surely if I was a pimp like this guy, then yeah, I would understand why I need supervision. But hey, you know, my pull on the hose was just not as good as Bubba. Now, obviously, I hate babysitters. You guys know on this channel, I've had so many.

babysitters growing up and I won't lie to you as naughty as I was. I don't think I deserved it, but at the same time it was my parents, right? So I can't disobey my parents. What, you just fucking did. You talk about how you can't disobey your parents, but those same parents gave you 50 babysitters and all of which you gave them your packer-whacker-whacker. I mean, I wouldn't doubt that this man had like 20 random sons out there. Now when my parents told me I was gonna have a babysitter, obviously I was upset and I was gonna tell them how I wasn't gonna do anything because I was in No Not November, because at the time in high school I couldn't grow a beard.

I told them many, many, many times. Mom, dad, I'm not going to do anything. Trust me. Like, it's not that time of year. But obviously, my parents didn't trust because of all the other times I broke their trust with, you know, them walking in on me with other women. This mafucka really just said women. You hear that guys?

That mufuka said plural women. This man has got to be the most unholy man throughout high school. Holy shit. This dude wasn't reading about the 12 disciples. He had the 12 dinaholes, dude. Brody's babysitters really said if he's old enough to pee, you think he's old enough for me. Which was not smart of me, by the way, but hey, what can I say?

I was a pretty naughty kid back in high school. That was the guy that slayed 12 midget bitches in bed. I don't believe that for a fucking second. And from there, I was pretty sad and upset, and the next day came around. The next day came around, my parents got ready to go on vacation to go see family for Thanksgiving. As for me, well, I'm not going to lie to you. I ended up staying home doing my homework. Yes, I actually ended up doing my homework because, well, you know, it was another

distraction that I could go to instead of beating my shlong. Uh, thank you. you for the detail, I guess. A genuine question I have for this guy, if you just so happen to be watching this video, how much money do you fucking make making these videos? I mean, there is no fucking way that you are paying the bills because I'm looking at your apartment.

You have a pretty nice crib. There is no fucking shot that you're paying the bills whenever you're making these types of views on your YouTube videos. Because, listen, bro, I sincerely hope you got a side hustle going. You can be talking about how you've been fucking the hose all you want, but I don't think it's going to be paying the bills much longer. I remember as I was doing my homework, though, I ended up hearing a knock on the door,

and obviously I knew in my head that was my new babysitter. I ended up basically going downstairs, and I basically ended up, like, sitting on the side, seeing who my new babysitter was, and who in the world also would want to babysit me, especially near Thanksgiving? Like, really? Like, do you really not have family to go to other than babysitting me?

Like, you need serious help. They probably do need serious help, but they actually found you attractive by the end of this video. Guys, I'm trying to look at this guy. How do women find this man handsome? I literally do not fucking see it. He looks like a varsity baseball coach. Basically, I ended up looking at the door and kind of leaning over and seeing who was coming in.

And I saw it. It was this fine babysitter. Like, I'm not joking when I say this. Like, she was so fine. She was so attractive. And my eyes, like, opened wider when I looked at her. Oh my goodness. Like, she was a 10 out of 10.

Your face is starting to fucking creep me out. With a face like that, I don't even know what the fuck's about to happen next. surely something that Jesus Christ ain't gonna prove of. I can fucking guarantee you that. I don't know where my parents found these babysitters. I'm gonna be honest. I don't know if they like literally, you know,

went on a website or something, but I'm telling you right now, like these babysitters were coming straight out of like the hottest Tinder app you can find. Like, it made no sense to me where these babysitters were being found. If you are seriously referencing Tinder for the hottest babysitters that you ever had,

I can tell you now that babysitter was no longer a 10. That bitch was maximum of 4. You're telling me that you can actually find a 10 out of 10, and on Tinder that isn't a stinky hole. Get the fuck out of here. I remember I ended up going downstairs and I'm like, oh, like, hi, like I'm Bubba and I introduced myself to her right away. Great job, dude.

You're introducing yourself tipping your fucking fedora tour. Real gentlemanly, man. Maybe you'll get some cooter later. Obviously, I wanted us to play it cool, but then my mom ended up coming in saying, this is the guy you're going to be babysitting. Thanks, mom. Thanks. Yeah, uh, I'm the one you're babysitting.

Yeah, get shit on you fucking mama's boy. You looked at me really weird and she's like, oh, like, Are you like younger than you look? No, I'm, I'm 16. You know, my mom and dad, they just don't trust me. So, you know, it's just one of those things. She looked at me really curiously, but then afterwards said, um, okay, well, I'm going to be here for two nights apparently.

So, uh, yeah, okay, cool. Let's just see how this works out. She sounded like she was really, like, weirded out because obviously staying in a house alone with a 16 year old is obviously very bizarre. Not as fucking bizarre as whenever you guys were fucking on the bed. YouTube, I'm sorry for being so blunt, but that's what it seems like it's about to happen. Do not blame me if this is how the story turns out.

But I remember, an hour later, my whole entire family left, and I ended up staying with her at the house. I was in an Xbox Live party chat with me and the boys. All right, bro, there is no fucking way that this story turned out the way it did. Whenever you just uttered the words. Yeah, so I was on Xbox Live of the Boys. We were on Fortnite getting the dubs and the subs, ladies and gentlemen. Bro, you're a fucking geek.

You're a dork. And I ended up talking them saying, yo, guys, literally my babysitter's taking a shower and she's hot, bro. Like, she's really hot. she's really hot. Dude, zip up your fucking pants. Holy shit. I swear when this motherfucker pulls up to the club,

he needs to pull up his pants too. My friends ended up like talking me saying, bro, that's kind of weird. Yeah, it's pretty fucking weird. But at the end of the day, you were 16 years old and you got to smash your hot babysitter. So, I mean, it's kind of a W. For the woman, it's only a crime if you didn't enjoy it.

But as I was explaining to the guys how attractive she was, I am not joking. She literally ended up going to my door. Knocking on it once again, with my door wide open. and I saw her and only in a towel and she looks at me saying Oh Bubba, do you know how to like turn on like the water?

Like I don't understand it. Yeah, uh, imagine if the rolls were reversed. If I was a dude babysitter and I was babysitting some 16 year old girl and I came up to her in a fucking towel, bro, I would be EDP. I'm literally EDP if I do that. Literally the next day I will get Amazon same day shipping to the next nearby Supermax prison

where I will spend the rest of my days rotting in a cell. But, you know, if a woman does it, hey, it's only a crime if you do not enjoy it. Which 99% of the time the dude's going to enjoy it. So I ended up looking at her and you guys have no idea how hard it was not to get bricked. Like it was literally mission impossible. To the point where I got up, I ended up walking her over to the bathroom again. And I ended up turning on the water. And right before I ended up leaving, she saw that I was bricked.

And so it begins, you guys start having colloidus. I don't know, audience. Too soon. Too soon. Maybe. I don't know. How did she see? Well, I was wearing sweatpants. Like, I was literally wearing sweatpants, right? So she clearly saw that I was bricked over here. Like it was not easy, boys, it was not easy.

You saw her I was brick. And she literally looked at me and said, are you okay? If your babysitter had a smile like that looking down at a 16-year-old boy's pants, you need to lock her up immediately. Just because you're a babysitter doesn't mean you get to sit on as fucking. She ended up kind of smiling. And to be honest, I didn't know the age of this babysitter. But I think she was like 27 maybe and I was 16.

I'm not really sure. Oh, you know, she was like 26, 27 and I was only 16. You know, no big deal. For the girl, ladies and gentlemen, she is f***ed if her first and last name is mentioned on this video. As for Bubba being a 16-year-old boy getting to smash the hot babysitter, a high five, bro. Hey, that's a good fucking job. And I ended up looking at her saying, yeah, I'm good. And I ended up running into my room.

Nothing happened afterwards. She ended up taking her shower. And I ended up staying in my room, basically just, you know, laying on my bed, praying that I don't touch my eggplant. Because obviously, I don't want to fail, no, not November. But then this is where the story gets really broken. And this is where I ended up failing. Oh, no. Oh, you touched her weedy.

Guys, I don't know what to do with myself anymore. The main character has folded. It's time for his downfall, ladies and gentlemen. Because right after a shower, this babysitter thought it would be a great idea to walk into my room with her towel and her being soaking wet, smelling like dandelion. Dude, you need to chill the fuck out. If you literally remember all five senses of that exact moment when you were 16, you look like you're about 23, 24 years old right now in this video. If you are remembering that experience in that type of detail, bro, I don't even know what the fuck you experienced. But I imagine the experience must have been crazy. I wish I was you.

And she looks at me saying, oh, Baba, I was just like curious. Like, are you okay? Look at this fucker's face. You already know that this is about to get crazy. The story is about to take the craziest turn, ladies and gentlemen. I'm ready for it. Just say it. Just say it. You guys got under the sheets and you were fucking. I looked at her questioning. Why was she checking in on me? in a towel. But then afterwards, she decides to turn around and her towel dropped. And I saw her peach like never before.

Oh yeah. I saw her peach like never before. Shut the fuck up. And at that moment, I knew. I couldn't. I couldn't handle myself. I couldn't. Guys, I'm a hypersexual.

Like, I literally could not refuse. I've never seen so much ambition in a man's eyes before. You know, I was pretty excited when I hit a million subscribers on YouTube, but I don't think I can quite replicate the man's excitement right here in this video. He's literally reliving the moment right before us in real time. It's crazy. I remember I ended up walking up to her. I picked up her towel for her. And one thing led to another, we made out and we ended up doing the Devils Tingle. There it is, ladies and gentlemen. He did it mission accomplished.

I don't know how the fuck you did it looking like that, but hey, whatever. We ended up doing that for the next two nights. And I knew at that point, like I was already long gone. Because at that point, I failed. No, not November. I failed the boy. Literally the year I was 16, I failed. No, not November. moment. I was really sad, obviously. I was really disappointed myself too. And the guys at school found out about it as well, and they were really disappointed to me. They were disappointed in you? What the fuck? Bro, if one of my homies said, yo, I had a tap out of No Nut November and then they explained this whole story to me, I would have gave that muffa a high five. I wouldn't give

a singular shit what happened. Those guys, Bubba, were not real friends. I would drop them immediately. But anyways, that was a crazy story. Everybody subscribe. Let's get five mil. All right, people, what's up? AI generated content has completely taken over YouTube shorts. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Wah Anima. This lovely YouTube channel is completely AI generated. And because of the fact that they are AI generated, I have to bring you guys the terrible news

that they are pretty much the face of YouTube shorts as of now. In the past seven days on YouTube, this channel has gotten the top 11 shorts. across the whole platform for making AI generated dog shit about Italian brain ride Seriously what the fuck is the timeline that we are living in a hundred thirty two million views a hundred one million views 70 million fucking views I think you guys are starting to understand why this is a huge fucking problem but who knows maybe their content is absolute bangers. We're gonna see let's begin What?

It hasn't even been 0.9 seconds in the video. My lord. We are already putting our newborn babies in the fucking trash can. In a matter of 0.9 seconds, we already got Italian brain rot doing a budget abortion. You know, low-key,

I'm starting to understand how they got 100 million views of video. This shit is actually a little bit creative. Dude, what happened to the boy? Baby ballerina cappuccina. Did it get fucking AIDS? This girl, Loki, looks like my forehead in eighth grade. Holy shit.

You get put in a trash can for five seconds, and it looks like you contracted chicken pox. This video is totally unrealistic, but hey, whatever gets the kids excited, I guess. Listen, girl, I know you look like absolute human dog shit right now, but I would not be eating that food right there. You already look like you're 10% away from death's door.

I would not be eating that fucking booger bread. Unless you're just trying to speed up the process, do not eat that sheet. Okay, I am actually completely lost in this story right now. So let me get this straight. Baby gets dumped in trash can, then baby gets transferred to the junkyard, then baby becomes friends with fucking splinter from teenage mutant ninja turtles. And then the colony of human-smelling dog shit rises up against the fucking world. Dude, what kind of little kids are watching this video,

allowing it to get 100 million views? How were children getting entertained by this? I was once a five-year-old kid. Not in a million years while I watched this video thinking, oh my goodness, bro, this is some profound Shakespeare fucking content. I am actually disappointed in Jet Alpha. Your taste is terrible. Ha ha ha ha.

Wow, what a happy ending! You bring the baby to a fucking orphanage because nobody wants it! To be fair, can you really blame anybody? Look at this fucking thing. This shit right here just looks like a health and insurance violation. If I were to bring this motherfucker into the ER, I would lose all of my money in the same night. You know why little baby? Maybe you're right. Maybe you should actually go back to eating the fucking booger bread. At least nobody's going to have to pay the bill of your life

insurance. Anyways, next video. Okay, well, that's one way to completely gross out everybody in the audience. I know that this is a normal video according to YouTube and it abides in the guidelines, but it doesn't feel like it should. I feel like I'm watching. I feel like I'm watching. watching something very wrong right now. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I feel like I shouldn't be watching this shit. I am extremely disturbed right now. Listen bro, I don't care what anybody says, if my son or daughter was to eat all of that food, I think that I would purposefully send it to an adoption center to get rid of it.

There is no fucking way that you're gonna eat all of that food and consume all of my money and leave none for me. At that point, motherfucker, you're just a liability. But Riff, isn't that abuse, you're not going to feed your child? Excuse me, motherfucker. Did I stutter? Yeah, so, uh, remember what I said about sending this child to a fucking orphanage? Scratch that, what I actually meant to say is that they're going to be fucking fertilizer in my front yard. Do this shit to my food in my house.

Yeah, you're going to bet your ass you're going to be fertilizer to the big oak tree out front. Absolutely unacceptable. Alright dude now these videos are just getting ridiculous. So you're telling me in a matter of 10 seconds this girl sized up like a Dave Blunt's t-shirt? Casually goes from eating apple pie to now eating two story houses. Listen, I get that it's AI generated and all the little kids are supposed to laugh their asses off at this shit. But can you at least make the stories a little bit realistic? If there is ever a species on the earth that is able to grow that quickly and that fast,

I think if I were the president, I would personally send the fucking National Guard to make it extinct. In no way, shape, or form should you let something like that exist. Honestly, the only reason I'm pausing the video right now is to say, f-12. No, like, seriously, that's it. Anyways, resume the video. That's right, baby, let's fucking go. God, that was my favorite part of the video. Oh, come on, dude.

Why did they have to win? My poor speeding street racing ass is so butt hurt right now. Why do the cops have to win? I am genuinely pissed off now. You know, audience, at this point in the video, my brain is now genuinely fried. I am at a point where I am watching these videos and I don't even feel anything anymore. Now, I'm sure that if you were to show me this video roughly two years ago, I'm sure that I would have so much profound shit to say. But I mean shit, dude, it's been roughly three years I've been doing my YouTube career,

and I almost have nothing left to say. There is quite literally no other sentence that I can form where I can sound like fucking Shakespeare in the flesh. At this point, the only thing that I can say is that this shit is fucking stupid. Please, can we go back to being a monkey? Being completely honest, I would not mind being born in the biblical times. I would much rather live in the Bible times where I was looking like a caveman with a cross bite of a fucking gar chomp,

rather than consuming bullshit like this every single day of my existence. I would much rather choose this, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, at this point, I feel like I should stop the video. This is like borderline abuse. Huddy and subscribe to the channel if you would like another video about Wah Anima. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.