Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 5

Episode Date: October 1, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 5

Eggplant. Um, babe, I'm wet. All right, people, what's up? The creepiest kids animation YouTuber keeps getting worse. Now, audience, the only person I've been talking about lately has been shappy sway. The new, latest and greatest kids animation YouTuber that makes the most degenerate content known to man. Well, today, their content has gotten even worse than before. No, like, seriously, I feel like I'm going to gouge my eyes out at any fucking minute if I make another video.

about this guy. But I digress. It's for the content. Let's begin. Did you know that if you close your mouth, you can actually shut up and not give your opinion that no one asked for? Holy shit, dude, maybe I should listen to Shappie's advice. Guys, if I just shut the fuck up and never said anything else about Shappy's sway. I imagine if I shut the fuck up now, we would already have flying cars and Donald Trump's fucking tariffs would be gone. If I just shut the fuck up, we would truly be living in the future. But yeah, like that's gonna happen. This is me as a girl. Crappy, it's just a filter.

Get off me! Listen, audience, I don't give a shit what kind of filter my homie puts on on Snapchat. I will never, ever look at him like this way in my life. I don't know how my fuck is look at my friend group and put them on their hear-me-out list. What the fuck is so handsome about this? Okay, maybe he does have some pretty good lips, but still it's fucked up. Wow, this is a nice place. See you later, guys.

Where are you going? Maybe he didn't know. No what? Wow, that's a tasty kitty. Thank you, Capwinter. I just got it last year. Damn, dude, I guess this motherfucker got the best of both worlds. This dude just got the Toyota of women. She doesn't even leak once a month.

So, what else can you do? I French kiss. Hmm, everybody does that. Yeah, but daddy says I'm the best at it. Listen, man, if you're kissing your daddy for any reason, you need to see you need to say, stop immediately. Like, dude, what kind of timing are you on? Is your dad named fucking Tom Brady? Who in the fuck? CPR's their dad? That's just... Hmm. This girl said, men twerk when they do missionary. I wonder if it's true.

Yeah, it is pretty true. Don't ask how I know, by the way. I'm just a really big fan of the gospel. I am, uh, quite the apostle, if I do say so myself. Hey, crappy. Get up real quick. I saw a meme on the internet. Get on the bed and do a missionary position. Bro, what the fuck? But you said missionary position Listen buddy, I don't think that's what Shappie was referring to Pro thinks he's doing missionary, muf-fucka, that's the promise land Missionary means you're on a fucking mission to do something You're just being the destination

Um, babe, I'm wet You want a paper towel? Damn dude, I totally relate to that book Hey, babe, I'm wet I don't give a fuck No, I want more than that You want two paper towels.

This is on God how it be whenever my girl's trying to give me a hint about something. It's like, stop trying to talk to me in figurative language. This shit is not the book of revelation. My f***a be like womanese chapter 20 verse 32. If she says that she doesn't want something, then it's the very fucking opposite. It's like consent.

No, I want something big, long, and round. Damn, bitch, you want the whole role? Okay, bro, that shit's just fucking. I can't even comment on this part of the video YouTube's gonna fucking Thomas Crooks my ass. This is how to disarm a thief. This is also how to disarm a thief. Huh? Of course this fucking freak leak is gonna be the one to try to stop a thief like that.

By the way, audience, if a thief barges into your house, do not try this tactic. First thing that would happen would be that your childhood would be fucking ruined forever. And second off, you gotta deal with all the court system of getting that ficker on the registry. It's gonna be bad. I would just do yourself a favor and just run and hide. Campy, this is a mom and son. Why are we making this romantic? And also, why is this video titled fucking Valentine's Day?

You should not be doing this shit with your mom on Valentine's Day. Dude, no way. NASA just leaked the clearest picture ever taken of your anus. What? Ha ha, ha, we fucking get it. Red dogs, red people got leaked on the internet. YouTube, I'm not the one that's making the joke. They're making it themselves.

I'm just spelling it out for everybody. I know. I mean, it's so clear. It's like it's, it's like it's right in front of my face. How did they get that picture? I don't know, dude. They got telescopes that could see, like, anywhere. I just, I don't get how, how did they?

I don't. Oh my God, wait, wait, I'm so stupid. It's Pluto. Oh, they got it. Wait, Pluto's anus? Yeah, no, I don't think anybody wants to see Pluto's anus. I was a big fan of Mickey Mouse, ladies and gentlemen. but I'm not that big a fan.

You can keep that freaky-ass shit to yourself. How long have you been, um, known in it up? For about 30 years now. Wow, congratulations. I understand that your work takes you all around the world. Yes, that is correct. In fact, I'll be leaving the country very soon to assume a missionary position. Audience, I have a weird feeling.

I know exactly what the rest of this video is going to be looking like. Missionary position. Ayo! Ayo! Ayo, missionary! I already know what the rest of this video is going to be egging toys. It's just gonna be some shitty ass fucking joke that nobody's gonna find funny. Whoa, that's interesting. Um, so, uh, where will you be holding it? Uh.

Missionary position? Uh, yeah. In Bangkok. Ha, ha ha! That was so fucking funny! Holy shit, Shappy! Have you seriously ran out of jokes that you actually have to spell out every little fucking piece of comedy you have? You actually pay real people to animate this dog shit comedy. Bro, I can think of a thousand more things that you can allocate your money to.

This shit is fucking stupid. In fact, I'm looking forward to taking it all in. Um, uh... Have you ever know the joy of a missionary position? Uh, yeah. So here's the story. I was with two girls, so I was doing the twin sister, right? So her mother walked in, and her mother had the video camera.

So she put it on the tripod. Okay, man, I think I've heard enough. I think you're telling a story that nobody needs to actually hear. Especially YouTube. Come on, man. You're trying to get me monetized here. Babe, crappy! How can you do this to me? April Fools!

Yeah! April Fools! You got me there! I thought you were cheating on me! So, where are we? Listen, man, whether it's April Fools or not, if I were to walk in a my girl and I've seen this type of shit... I'm sorry, somebody's getting their fucking teeth pummeled in. It's gonna be a really funny April Fool's joke to somebody else when I make their fucking teeth look like a harmonica. Hey man, do you know how to get to the supermarket?

Well, at the roundabout you, You go straight, then make a U-turn and you will find the spot just at the other side. Dude, what the f f*** just happened? Why is he making that face? Oh, it's because it looks like that on the paper. Dude, you know your joke is shit whenever you have to think about the joke for 30 fucking seconds to figure it out. This has got to be the corneous video I definitely seen so far. Sausage.

Um, banana. Eggplant. Okay. Howdy and subscribe to the channel if you would like a part five about Shappie Sway. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. Identity is whatever you want it to be. And I personally define my own being dream as, um, you know, he. Ladies and gentlemen, we need to a while we need to have a serious conversation.

You know, Generation Z, you know, the generation that I grew up with, we need to talk about those guys right now. Dream, ladies and gentlemen. Why did my generation have to exist? I keep asking myself this question every day. However, I found a video today about a dream stand, completely having a mental breakdown inside of a Discord call, about how they are apparently this thing called Dream Sexual. And so today, ladies and gentlemen,

I just wanted to let you guys know that we're going over this video today, so please apply your cringe goggles, get your cringe pants on, because you're going to be pooping them really quickly. There's going to be no promises for me that you're going to make it out of this video, alive so you know bear with me anyways before we get into the video please consider subscribing if you enjoy the video so with that being said uh let's get started a lot of people like to say that it isn't a real thing but um i firmly believe that identity is whatever you want it to be and um i personally define mine my own being dream

as um you know he i just feel like him as a person He understands me and people like me more. Okay, so from the very beginning of the video, okay, let me go ahead and put on my doctor's coat because I'm obviously a certified bachelor's degree, master's degree, doctor, pediatrician, you know what I'm saying? I got all, I got all the answers. This little girl named Jane, okay, she is freaking out. She is literally quivering her lip. Her entire body is shaking right now because of the idea and because of the fact that dream sexual doesn't even exist.

and she just refuses to accept reality. If I had to think about a diagnosis for this little girl right now, I would probably say that, you know, a serious case of fatherless. And most definitely, and she most definitely has a serious case of you need to go outside and touch some grass, dude. How do you get so low in your life to the point where you're looking at a Minecraft YouTuber and thinking this idea that, wow, I love this Minecraft YouTuber so much so that I think that I'm sexually attracted to them?

I don't know, bro, but right now I'm already saying that this girl's a psychoist. And we're only like what 20 seconds into the video so I mean this is gonna be a very good first impression More than anyone else and um Yeah, uh, does anyone want to talk about it? No, not really Okay, well um This is kind of awkward Wow ladies and gentlemen. It's an awkward conversation

Who woulda knew who would have known that talking about your dream sexuality is gonna be an awkward conversation and front of 300 people who would have thought this conversation was gonna be weird. I really want to know what exactly prompt this little girl to go inside of this discord call of 300 people and say genuinely, I want to talk about my sexuality today. You know, I want to talk about my sexuality so much of my own identity and, you know, the sexuality that doesn't even exist. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and wake up today, eat my dino nuggets, and go on my computer and talk to 300 people about my sexuality whenever I'm, what, 11 years old? This girl has already got her life figured out. She already knows what she identifies as.

She knows her sexuality. I mean, she's got it all figured out. Um, okay. Well, um... Guys, it's really silent. Oh my gosh. Please don't. Please don't tell me that this girl's crying now.

So little girl, Jane, right, after you just had this huge conversation about how you were, you were a dream sexual, you seem very passionate about what you were talking about. there after having that sweet Lord of the Rings monologue right you were you were talking with your fist held high you were like yes I identify as a dream sexual and you said that proudly and then whenever the discord call goes so silent you automatically start reclusing into your shell you know you're trying to hide your face you're trying to hide yourself like where was that energy literally a couple seconds ago were you being so uh expressive about who you are like what are you doing why are you in this discord call why are you on the internet this little girl probably has like a multiplication test tomorrow, but no, no, no, let's not care about any of that. Let's go

inside of the Dream Discord server and start advocating that, yes, I am I identify as a dream sexual and I'm sexually attracted to Dream. What? This is, this is making me really anxious. Is anyone going to, like, respond to me? Hello? Well, you can't. How to respond to that? Um, well, does, does anyone want to have to? have like a discussion about it? A discussion. A little girl, do you genuinely want a discussion about what you just said, what you just

uttered out of your mouth? Is this some sort of Google classroom assignment where our teachers are going to be like you have to respond to your students in 24 hours or else I'm going to have a heart attack? You were literally the dream stand activist. You were literally going guns ablazing inside of the Discord server about how sexually attracted you were to dream. And the best part about this is that you are wondering why nobody's talking to you after you literally just uttered those words out of your mouth,

that that is the cherry on top in this cake. No. Um, well, um, I define it as being attracted to dream and his energy. And, um, yeah. Man,

I'm looking blind. But, um. Why, Jane, what are you doing in this situation? Do you realize how badly you are embarrassing yourself and literally in front of everybody. If something like this was recorded of me and put on the internet, I honestly have no idea what I would do with myself. At this point, I would probably just leave the internet, uninstalled Twitter, leave this Discord server, and probably never show my face

to the light of day on the internet ever again. Are you trolling? Are you trolling? Are you trolling? That's the best question I've ever seen. Are you trolling? Are you trolling? Honestly, I would ask the exact same question if I'm going to be 100. If I were inside of this Discord call, you know, there was 300 people watching me.

If I'm going to throw myself inside of this situation, I better at least capitalize on what exactly I'm witnessing. So I would want to document, you know, how people really are in the real world. This is a real person, ladies and gentlemen, okay? This is a no clickbait video. This is an actual dream stand that is not trolling whatsoever. And the worst part about this is that I wish I was lying. I wish I was trolling you guys.

I wish I was clickbaiting this video. But unfortunately, it's not. This is the world you live in. This is the world that I live in. Well, obviously, it's not going to be the world that I'm going to be living in real soon because I'm probably going to go to Mars with Jeff Bezos soon. But yeah, audience, while I'm up in Mars with Jeff Bezos with the best internet ever, all you guys are going to have to deal with this person right here. You know, people like this. A lot of issues. You have some issues.

I mean, you, you don't say. Look, audience, right? I'm not here to shame anybody for their mental health, right? You know, I call it her a psychopath, but that's most likely a joke. You know, I'm joking it 100% of the time. However, if you do something goofy on the internet, like trying to proclaim that you are sexually attracted to a Minecraft YouTuber and trying to normalize it inside of a Discord call of 300 people,

I can't help myself at that point, okay? You done goofed up, you joined the Discord call, you joined a public Discord lobby. At this point, inside of a public Discord server, anything and everything that you say can be public on the internet. And so this is exactly why I'm making this video today, because why you did something so stupid, so goofy. I just had a document it on the YouTube channel.

I mean, this is gold right here. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Hey, uh. Okay, um, Jane, are you actually serious or are you trolling us? I'm serious. You're a dream sexual. Yeah.

Huh? Yeah. Did you just want to get up in front of four? or other people on like trail list or something she's they crying she keeps switching up you cannot be serious what? Sorry, we're done with that we're done with that uh that was um uh do me a favor I don't know what to say about the and so there you have it ladies and gentlemen that is the sequel of the video that is the end of the dream sexual now ladies and gentlemen if I had to give you guys a lesson throughout this video if I'm gonna be completely genuine here if I had to give you guys the life

lesson of today's video do not and I repeat to not be like this girl right here dream sexual is not a sexuality I'm all about being open if you want to come out and tell me that you like toes or you like feet or you like piss then that's fine because at the end of the day you are not near me okay you can like whatever you want except for kids of course you can like whatever you want just don't bring that stuff near me. However, if you're a dream sexual, something that, uh, that doesn't even exist, then you are participating in some sort of degeneracy that nobody wants to be a part of, hence why nobody literally replied to you inside of that Discord call. So yeah, with that being said, ladies and gentlemen, do not be like this little girl. And, uh, yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came later.

What? Wait, wait, wait! All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out probably the cringiest Roblox YouTuber I've ever seen. We need to do that. Audience, I introduce you to Inquisitor Master. You guys requested the shit out of this person, and today I deliver. Hey, this is Alex on the squad, and today we're playing Jenga! What the fuck is this?

You guys request for me to react to probably the most degenerate shit on the planet. It's all because of you guys, my recommended on YouTube is completely fucked. I can't even watch the shit I want to watch because I see pregnant Roblox videos on the daily. And I guarantee you this Roblox video is not going to make my shit. any better. Yeah, Go! Yeah!

Holy fuck! There's more than one of them? Audience, I thought I signed up for only one annoying motherfucker in this video.

I most definitely did not expect the furious five of fucking morons. You guys today are truly hitting me

with the double whammy. So, in this game, I'm just gonna throw random objects until they get knocked off. You're just doing a

happy burger at us? Yes. Yes, he did. Oh! Oh! Yeah! Back the fuck up from your

microphone. Why are YouTubers with almost 10 million fucking followers still have no idea how to keep a microphone out of their throat? This motherfucker easily has over a million dollars in her bank account. And you still can't figure out how to get a better microphone. Go the fuck on Amazon and order some shit, please. Are those fucking character stills? I'm sorry to say, but for somebody with 10 million followers, you can do better than this dog shit. Aside from shots of helium this motherfucker takes when they record videos, I have no idea what the rest of her YouTube expenses are even for, because the editing shit, the character stills are shit, the video is shit. Where is the investment, lady? Oh.

Yeah, you see? That was naughty. I don't need to do research because I'm confident in my abilities. These are a bunch of grown men and women recording these. videos you know I would think it's okay if like a 13 year old kid is doing this but when you motherfuckers are in your 20s and doing this shit does it not seem at least a little bit embarrassing guys guys guys look at the bottom you know what why don't we all come down here you are so fucking loud audience I feel bad for anybody

that is wearing headphones in these videos rest assured I am experiencing the pain with you I've got like some studio grade headphones It hurts like hell. This woman probably doesn't even know that she's ear raping the shit out of us. Because this woman probably refuses to pay more than $30 fucking dollars a video. You can talk to a fucking Samsung fridge and you're still going to have better audio quality than this woman. Right, I'll throw a gun. What?

That's not going to do anything. That went right by my head. What? Why did you scream there? The one thing I've never understood about kids' creators on any video game, why the fuck do you guys make random noises for absolutely no reason? I get it, you want to keep the little kids attention and be sporadic and fucking random. But you guys can still do that while also making remotely a little bit of fucking sense.

And you know, maybe not screaming into the viewer's fucking ears all the time, especially them being little kids and little kids have very sensitive ears. So do everybody a favor and calm the fuck down. Don't egg me out. I'm working out. Literally. That is the same... Oh, wait, wait!

Oh, my God! Charlie, are you okay? What's it going? Oh, you're going. Oh, girl, are you okay? That is the calmest I've seen this girl in the entire video. Inquisitor, master... I'm not gonna fucking call you that.

What am I gonna call you? Master? I ain't calling you fucking master. Inquisitor, has it ever crossed your mind that you're maybe talking a little bit too loud in your videos? To the point where you're probably editing your video and thinking, hmm, this shit maybe seems a little bit too loud. If that has never crossed your mind, then you need to get your fucking ears checked. And that's coming from me, and I can't hear shit anymore.

Stop the calories. You fucking piss me off. Woman, what the fuck did we just discuss? This entire video I've discussed with you how you're loud as fuck. And here you are continuing to blow out my ears. At this point, this video should be qualified as violent and graphic content. My ears are getting violated over this shit. I refuse to believe that you edit and upload.

your videos thinking, oh wow, this is my fucking magnum opus. This is the best product shit I've ever put out. Quit fucking lion to yourself. Guys, guys, guys, guys, did you see that over there? You see that? That's a little squirrel. A little squirrel! You know what I've heard about squirrels? You know what I've heard of squirrels? You know what I've heard of squirrels? No, what?

They get really angry when you call them squirrels. The comedy is almost as bad as the audio quality it's so. I could have swore when I was a little kid, I remember watching some comedy that was actually funny. When I was ages 5 to 10, I could still find this shit fucking annoying. My favorite YouTuber at the time was Tobuskis, and guess what? The dude actually had comedy. He at least didn't shove a fucking microphone down his larynx and called that comedy. What?

Are you doing down there? So we should call him a squirrel then. Horror, squirrel. Quiro. Fucking furry. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Writh, aren't you a fucking furry? Bitch, all I like is Animal Crossing. That's it.

Fuck furries. Squaler. Whoa, whoa. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do by it? No! You're a weak squirrel. You can't even bring down this tower.

Charlie, you're not a squirrel. I cannot put into words how fucking pissed off I am. Pissed off I am. If I had to give a scale of 1 to 10 how pissed off I am in this video This is probably the most angry I've ever been in a video. The easiest way to piss me off audience is to give me somebody to react to with too much In their lungs if their voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard they're talking too much and too fucking loud Then that is somebody that is going to piss me off in this lady checks all the boxes Do you like nuts try? Do you like nuts try?

D's nuts. A D's Nuts joke in 2022. Are you fucking serious, dude? I guarantee you these motherfuckers are flipping their fedoras right now thinking they're hot shit with they comedy. I've never seen anybody in my life get that riled up over a D's nuts joke. The fact that you guys are so fucking boring, you have to force out every bit of comedy. That's a bit embarrassing. I'm not gonna lie.

10 million subs and zero fucking personality. That's crazy. Audience, that was the end of the video. What the fuck did I just watch? You know what? It doesn't matter. Pondering over this shit is so useless. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today.

Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Why the fuck would I want you to keep living? Because we love you, vegan teacher. Alright people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. That vegan teacher, all right?

The last video on that vegan teacher got blessed by the algorithm. So here we are once again making another video a part two of the trilogy of probably many to come of that vegan teacher. I feel like you guys are definitely enjoying this series as it was received pretty well. But yeah, we're back slamming some vegans. You know how we do it. That vegan teacher uploaded a brand new video called Vegans. Don't sign your organ donor card. You know, I'm very curious as to why she says that.

You know, I wonder what kind of hatred she has towards humans. But anyways, before we find out, if you guys end up enjoying this video by any means, please subscribe to the channel. It's free, and you can always unsubscribe later. But anyways, audience, with that being said, let's go ahead and take a gander at that vegan teacher's degeneracy. Are you signing your organ donor card? Heck no. Do you genuinely think that I'm going to sign an organ donor card?

Look, right, I get it. You know, I'm going to be dead by the time that I'm well dead. You know, I don't care about my organs. I'm supposed to not care, right? But look, all right? If I died, there's probably a reason why I died, right? I'm pretty sure that nobody wants my organs inside of another person's body. You know, I'm not really the most healthy kid in the world.

All I consume is Culver, Subway and Flippers. So if anybody wants to, like, get any of my organs, okay, you know, I'm probably like a last resort to begin with. So long story short, no, I'm not going to sign an organ donor card. That's stupid. You know the one that says that you agree to, after you die, donate your heart. or your lungs, or your eyes. Uh-uh, do not care. Nobody needs my eyeballs, bro, all right?

My eyeballs are already just disgustingly bad within itself. I'm probably blind. I guarantee you if I went to the eye doctor now, I could probably get registered as blind. I can be legally blind and I don't even know it. As far as I know, bro, every single organ in my body is not going to be needed for another human being, okay? If you're a grandma that's above the age of 110, then maybe you can have my eyeballs. But other than that, bro, I got the physical health of like an 80-year-old to make. Okay, no one needs me.

Or a kidney. To somebody who needs them. Doesn't that sound like a beautiful thing? No, it doesn't. I mean, you're gonna be dead. Okay. Anyway, so you don't need them, right? No, no.

So it seems like the right thing to do. No, it's not the right thing to do. To donate organs to help somebody, to give them sight, to give them a new lease on life. Who cares though? If anyone of you guys are on your deathbed right now and you look up to me, be like, Rith, I need your large intestine right now in order for me to live. Look, bro, Chacho, I appreciate you watching the comments. Content, but I'm pulling the plug. I used to sign it all the time.

And as a nurse for 25 years, I used to tell everyone, yeah, of course you should sign your card. Why wouldn't you? We need a great society that cares for one another. Yeah, except everybody is just like me. They do not care about each other. Why would I want to donate my organs to somebody that's not going to donate their organs? Like, it doesn't make any sense. But then I became vegan.

Oh, baby. She said it. She said the mic drop phrase. I gotta tell you audience when she said that she was a, when she said that she was vegan, but my pants dropped to the floor immediately. It sunk through the floor. Let me just bow down and suck your toes, that vegan teacher. Thank goodness you're vegan.

Thank you for being such a great saint to society. Thank you that vegan teacher. Thank you for being vegan. We just ended racism. And I realized that the vast majority of you are evil. I mean, to be fair, that vegan teacher, you should have realized that the human species was pretty evil even before you, became vegan. I don't think it's any secret as to how, you know, a cow appeared on your

plate at Texas Roadhouse, okay? I'm pretty sure that everybody knows that there's a process and that there's a killing of an animal. But no, there was still people like you that realized that wow, meat didn't just get zapped onto my plate and I had this great delicacy. Nope, that's not how it works. Evil people. And I don't especially care if you keep living. So, if I die if I'm in a hospital somewhere? No, you can't take my heart. You can't take my eyes. You can't take my lungs or my kidney.

I mean, if I'm going to be completely honest, that vegan teacher, I don't want your eyeballs. I don't want your kidney. I don't want anything to do with you. If I was in the hospital right now because my large intestine exploded, all right? And you were my last resort to get a large intestine. I would kindly just look at the doctor right in the eyes and just say, uh, Sianara and just pull the plug on me.

I ain't taking your large intestine. That's nasty. Even in my final breath, I will still have standards to never even associate with you. I don't want you to take my organs, get out of that hospital bed, and walk straight to McDonald's or Kentucky fried ticket, and pay for the rape, torture, confinement, and murder of innocent animals who never did a single thing wrong. Well, you see, you that vegan teacher, why would I, why would you care? You're already dead. Look, if I really wanted to, and if I really did get your large intestine, or I got a stomach replacement, I would gladly refill your stomach with some fresh McDonald's.

I will provide it with the nutrients it's been lacking. You decided to go a solid 40 years by providing your stomach nothing but full of leaves and kelp, all right? It's time for me to have a reformation, a revolution, by bringing your stomach to Texas Roadhouse. You see that vegan teacher, it would only be the right thing to do. Why the fuck would I want you to keep living if you are such a cruel person? Now vegans on the other hand, you are welcome. Dig in. If there are vegans around and you need my eyes, take them.

Because you guys are there on the front lines trying to protect these animals. You never get a single word of thanks from them because they're off to the slaughterhouse. Being murdered, being shoved into gas chambers, like the Jews were in World War II. Oh yeah, I forgot. She compared the killing of animals to the Jews in World War II. Wow, well, what a great comparison. I forgot about that. No, that vegan teacher. No, it's a terrible comparison.

Do not compare the killing of animals to the killing of six million Jews in 1942. Like the Jews were in World War II. That's what they do to the pigs in this industry. Oh, no, that sucks. You know, it's a real shame that we have a world like this. It is. It's a shame. That's what it's come to.

So, the truth is, though, we can't separate the vegans from the non-vegans, right? You either sign your card and agree to give your organs to everyone. or anyone or nobody. Yeah, I agree. You give it to nobody. Like, why would somebody give their organs to anybody? That is gross. And because the vast majority of people are not yet vegan,

that has to be my choice. It's unfortunate. So the next follow-up is, what about, if it's somebody in my own family? Whatever that vegan teacher is about to say is probably a little bit less cruel than what I'm about to say. Whether you are my friend, or my family, I don't care who you are. I'm not donating anything to you.

Unless they're like my spouse or something because, you know, that's supposed to be like the most immediate relationship you possibly have. Then sure, I guess I'll donate an organ to my spouse, okay? You know, maybe we'll discuss it later, but still. Either way, audience, my entire consensus to giving organs or donating organs is just, don't do it. It's weird. It's gross. What if it's somebody in my family who's not vegan yet? Not everyone in my family is vegan yet.

So let's say somebody in my family needs, um, one of my kidneys to survive. Or some bone marrow of mine. Well, you're going to think to yourself, well, of course she's going to donate to her own family because she's completely inconsistent. She will have one rule for those people and another rule for her family. But you'd be wrong. No. Dang, bro.

That, that's kind of harsh. That kind of sucks, man. Honestly, if I were in the VAT vegan teacher family and I need. that vegan teacher's kidney in order to survive. I'm just gonna say yes, I'll be a vegan. This is my vegan declaration day. Just please give me your kidney. And Miss Katie's gonna reply saying, oh, thank goodness, I'm happy for you. Happy vegan declaration day. And then I promise you the second that I leave that hospital, I'm going to drive straight to Kentucky fried chicken and get a bucket. Now you're gonna say to yourself, well, um, they're not yet vegan. Baby, but I'll promise to be vegan after. And that's a different story. So let's say somebody in my family needs my bone marrow or needs, or needs, kidney and then says to me, look, I'm really sorry. I was such an asshole. All those years that you asked me to be vegan, all those years that you were on social media trying so hard to help these innocent animals. And there I was just munching away on all these different animals.

And I didn't give a fuck about you and I didn't help you. But I'm really, really sorry now, Katie. I'm so sorry. So please, please can I have your, uh, your kidney or your bone marrow? You know what I'd say then? Okay. There we go, ladies and gentlemen. Mission accomplished. I grabbed that vegan teacher's kidney. I grab her stomach and I go to Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, I think I'm going to conclude this video here. We're going to leave it off on a good note, all right? If you guys end up enjoying this video by any means, please subscribe to the channel. But yeah, I'm going back to where the dark ones came later. Or in reality, I was just hitting puberty and realizing what my eggplant was doing at the time. But still, at this time... All right, people, what's up? This creepy Minecraft YouTuber doesn't know when to quit.

Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Baba. For those who don't know who Baba is, I will give you the luxury of knowing who this man is. If you're looking for a guy that is pretty much the definition of a cap artist about a Minecraft YouTuber telling stories about him smashing women, then this guy is pretty much the CEO of that. And the story that he's telling today is absolutely ridiculous. The thickest teacher ever.

And before we even begin, just look at that fucking thumbnail. I can only imagine what this man had to type in Google to get that picture. That is some D1 shit right there, ladies and gentlemen. But anyways, let's begin. Okay, so I'm not going to lie to you. A lot of you guys know on this channel that I am more of a cherries guy compared to a peach guy. Listen, Bubba, I understand what you're saying, but I'm the complete opposite. Audits, if you guys want to know what I'm about to say,

go to my Spotify and watch this video uncensored. For God so love the world that he gave us one and only son that whosoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. If you guys don't know what that means, that probably means you are too young to be watching this channel. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, as of right now, Baba is spitting complete facts. Why do you think I just censored?

What the fuck I just said a second ago? If you guys don't know what the filler words of cherries and peach is, then honestly, little Timmy, I don't know what to tell you. You are probably going to be very lost in this story. But listen, bro, if you got 20 IQ, I'm sure that you know what is what. I believe in you. But if you do know what it means, well, prepare yourself for an insane story about my teacher that had the best pair of cherries I think I've ever seen.

Holy shit, you look fucking psychotic. Listen, audience, whenever I was still in school, I was quite the sim. His longest she breathed was a female and was the same age as me. I didn't give a solitary shit. But even during my Sip days, I did not have a psychotic ass face like that. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a level of desperation I have never seen in my life. This guy looks like he's about to do some Spotify shit to me. But obviously, before we get into the story, make sure you guys press that like button and subscribe.

It seriously means a lot when you guys do, and let's just jump straight into this insane story. Yeah, guys, please subscribe to my YouTube channel so I can keep telling you about the thickest teacher ever. I never thought advertising a YouTube channel would be as pathetic as that. This dude, his entire life, was doing the devil's tango with a bunch of women. He's sitting here thinking, oh, yeah, dude, this would be a great story for YouTube.com. Like, what the fuck is this marketing strategy? Yo, what is going on, you guys? My name's Bubba, and welcome back to a really funny but yet kind of embarrassing story,

but at the same time, a story that basically changed my life. Okay, dude, stop the glaze. This story did not change your life. Because according to your track record, Bubba, this shit is just another drop in the fucking ocean. I remember the story all starts off back in my grade six year. This was the first day of grade six and I remember I ended up walking into my school and trying to find my way around the classrooms. Obviously, middle school is a way different space compared to elementary school because, you know, usually in elementary school, you're guided to where you're supposed to go. But in middle school, you weren't guided anywhere.

You had to figure everything out yourself. It was like entering a premature high school, except everyone was more smelly, everyone was more dumb because everyone was bored. Unmatured. In case any of you guys are wondering, Baba is spitting complete facts right here. I didn't pause the video. I really just wanted you guys to listen to what this f***er was saying. I know a lot of you guys just got out of school.

It's summer vacation for you. If any of you are currently in middle school or about to go into middle school, pay the fuck attention to what I'm about to say. Firstly, you do not in fact have everything figured out. Secondly, please go get some real fucking cologne and not axe body spray. Thirdly, I know you're going through puberty and I know that you're starting to like women But don't even fucking chance it little bro don't even try save that shit for like senior year in high school If you could follow those three simple things you would probably have a better middle school experience than 85% of people that already went through middle school

So please for fuck sacks please follow what I'm saying That's basically sums up middle school for you guys if you guys want me to be honest with you For all those middle schoolers out there that are going into middle school but if not then it is is what it is. Anyways, going on with the story, though, I remember I was trying to find this one specific classroom that was for my social studies. For the record, audience, I just wanted to say fuck social studies. Actually, on that note, fuck school. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, the shit I'm about to say is about to be some D1 unks shit. But whenever I was in school, I did not have chat GPT. I had to research all that shit on fucking quizlet. Sometimes you got the answer,

sometimes you didn't get the answer, and that's just how it was. You guys are fucking blessed by having chat GPT. Because get this, with Chad GPT, you guys haven't even done a fucking assignment all last year. You guys could be honest with me. I'm not the feds. I'm not your parents and I'm most certainly not your dog shit teacher. You and I both know that you cheated the fuck out of those assignments.

I remember I hated social studies, but I still needed to find my classroom because I didn't want to be late or, you know, basically get lost. And I remember as I was walking around the school trying to figure out where this classroom was, I didn't find a grade eight student and I walked up to him saying, Um, I was just curious. I don't know where this classroom is. Can you like help me out? Oh yeah, little man here. Basically, you want to go down the hall and oh my goodness, you have that teacher? Wait, what? What's wrong with that teacher?

Dude, that teacher is the hottest teacher at the school. You should be lucky little man. Bro, I felt the same way whenever I got my one teacher in seventh grade. I'm not going to say the subject nor who it was because chances are they're watching this video right now. So, Miss Teacher, if you're watching this video, uh, hey boo, I am so fucking cooked. Afterwards, he ended up dabbing me up in the most awkward way possible. Like, I'm not even joking. I didn't know how to dab up people at the time because it wasn't really a thing, I guess, back then, but it started becoming a thing.

So I kind of dabbed him up in the, I don't know, man. I almost gave him a high five. Like, it was that awkward. Dude, your fucking hair looks awkward. Why is it standing up for no reason? Does somebody have a fucking plasma ball above your head? Going on from there, I remember afterwards, I ended up basically going towards the classroom. And me, I was kind of excited because he ended up saying that it was the hottest teacher

at the school. And to be fair, that's a benefit for any student. into high school or middle school to be honest so as i walked right into the classroom and i saw the teacher and what i saw was not a super attractive woman it was a pregnant woman this dude really just said that if a girl is pregnant she loses all her attractive features listen bubba maybe you and i are looking at the pregnant woman a little bit differently you think that she's ugly i think that she looks like bitcoin in 2008 you got to trust the process baba if you invest a little bit then boom that shit's gonna go up you guys are probably wondering, wait a minute, the story doesn't make sense. I thought we're talking about a teacher with

big cherries. Not a pregnant woman. Well, let me assure you, this story will get to that point. But obviously, there has to be some backstory, so it makes more sense later on. Anyways, I remember when I walked in the classroom, I just sat down, kind of weirded out because I didn't know why this pregnant woman was considered the most attractive woman in the school. Like, for God's sakes, she's pregnant. Not saying that pregnant women aren't attractive, but I'm not going to lie, the stretch marks I'm not a fan of. But sorry, going on with the story. Listen, Baba, I'm just going to be completely honest. You're just a fucking hater. You're looking at this woman with your eyes. I looking at this woman with my spirit i am able to see the things that are

faking unseen bitch you can get this negative energy out of this fucking video sir remember when i sat down she introduced herself but then she ended up telling us that she was leaving she said that she was leaving because she was about to give birth any day now and that she was not able to teach this year all the students were pretty sad and went awa as for me i didn't because i didn't know the woman like this was my first time meeting her why do you think i'm gonna be sad about you dude why are you getting so pissed off for no reason baba probably has the biggest fucking blue beach balls right now and he's just pissed off. Sounds like any other average sixth grader that has a fucking hormone imbalance.

I don't know you. Like, I don't know why everyone was making a big deal out of it, but apparently it was. So anyways, after that, she ended up walking out and the principal walked in with a new teacher. That was some old smelly dude that couldn't say my name for the life of him. Like, I'm not joking. Instead of saying Bubba, he would be like, baby, baby, is here in the class, baby? Okay, I'm going to be honest. I don't give a fuck about this hairy old ass man either.

I'm gonna skip to the part that actually matters. I remember that school year sucked. And social studies was my least favorite class. But then next year came around. And one year later, well, this is where things get excited. Because I remember my grade seven year, obviously at this time, I was more comfortable with the school. I was, you know, more like relaxed and I was more me, I guess. Or in reality, I was just hitting puberty and realizing what my eggplant was doing at the time.

But still, at this time, Bubba, I am trying to get monetized on this YouTube video. Stop trying to say this weird ass shit with an eggplant. I don't care about your grocery. buddy. This time, I was more well, hitting puberty. And I remember when I got my sheet for the new grade seven year of what classes I had, I saw the same name last year that I got from the same social studies teacher that ended up leaving. I remember I was really upset and I'm like, great. I have this old smelly fart again because I knew the teacher wasn't going to come back.

But when I went to the classroom and I sat down instantly, a haughty with a body ended up coming in and she's like, hey guys, I'm back and I'm here for the new year. I remember I looked at her and my eyes were wide open. Remember, last year, she was just some pregnant woman. But this year, she gave birth and that stomach fat that she got ended up going to her cherries. As I said, ladies and gentlemen, Bitcoin in 2008. You mufuckus didn't believe me and Baba didn't put his money in the stock market. Maybe you guys should be like me and not look at women as objects

and start looking at them with their spirit. Okay, you got to look within, motherfucker. You guys seriously need to start being like me. I'm a feminist. Look, I am not joking. women should get pregnant if that is the magic that happens out of it. Not the baby. I meant like their cherries getting bigger. But going on with the story. I'll be honest. I think that was the craziest sentence I've ever heard today. This guy is no longer thinking with his brain, ladies and gentlemen,

this dude really just said more girls should get pregnant because of their cherries. Not the religious practice of recreating another beautiful life. This dude is only thinking about the outward vanity, ladies and gentlemen. Somebody get this man a fucking priest. And right as the teacher was about to start teaching, I dropped my pencil right in front of my desk. She ended up making a comment saying, oh my goodness, like, oh, if you guys keep dropping your pencils? And my friend decided to take things further where right as the teacher was bending over, and my face was getting the full view of those cherries right in front of me.

He ended up grabbing the back of my head and pushing me in to her cherry. Wow, dude, what a great ending to the video. Honestly, this shit should have been directed by fucking Michael Bay. Anyways, audience, what do you think? Subscribe to the channel if you would like another part of Bubba. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. All right, people, so today we're going to be checking out some R slash gotcha life fringe. Dude, they already got this whole thing customized out, bro.

They got like a whole profile picture and everything. It looks pretty cool. Posted by user R slash toothpaste. Why, just why? And what's... Oh my God! I don't think I could show this on YouTube. I'm just saying that there is milk all over the place.

My lord is this nasty. Posted by user visual tour eight hours ago and let's see... Bro... Bro, I knew from the very start once I saw surreal, odd, horrifying cringe, I already knew that there was some 10-year-old up to no good. Posted by user B-Doo, uncategorized cringe, um, isn't he like 19? And Tobo is pregnant. What?

What? Last time I scientifically checked, ladies and gentlemen, uh, men cannot get pregnant. And, dude, what even is this image? Like, let's just zoom in on that. Like, who actually took the time out of their day to draw this? If you're the guy that drew this, then, dude, you need to get a life, bro. cringe don't have a caption because I'm out of loss of words I will delete this if it's reposted oh god guys he's gonna strike me for reposting NSFW I'm so excited let's go

ahead and see what it is ladies and gentlemen uh let's see oh what what am I looking at I don't even know if I should censor this you know what I'm probably gonna censor it anyways but dude I don't even know what I'm look like is this person like getting beheaded or something if that's supposed to be like a modern day kick then that's just that's wild bro Perverted cringe, no, WTF, you golden Freddy wannabe, that's NSW, let's see... Why? Why do you guys feel the need to post this? Surreal odd, horrifying cringe, a gotcha fart NSFW.

Why do you guys like farts? Or why are farts so sexy? I sniff my own farts and I'm horrified. And of course, ladies and gentlemen, we got ourselves a fart sandwich. I don't even know what I'm looking at, but bro, whoever made this... Once again, go touch some sod. Twitter is a gold of mine. Also, WTF, what the frick is this? And let's go ahead and check out the image.

If it'll load on my PC because it's slow... Oh! I don't even think I can show the bottom half of this image, bro. YouTube is literally going to do a skittie up a... And get me off the platform. Surreal, odd, horrifying cringe. Not safe for... I don't even know what the L is.

Continuation of my last post. So there's a... So there's a prequel to this. This just gets better and better, ladies and gentlemen. And what do we have here? We got some isolation. We got a really nice pimp that took out their eyeball. We got the pimp again that rips out their eyeball.

We got people giving each other their eyeballs. Apparently this is like the trade system of 1762. And because the PIP gave the isolated girl the eyeball, they then started making out. Why? Perverted cringe. Yeah, so this was really well made. It also had amputation in it so I decided not to show it here. It's also fetishizing Stockholm Centrum?

What? And of course it's NSFW. Let's go and check it out. What are we looking at here? And what do I expect, ladies and gentlemen? What to expect? from this. Perverted cringe, what in the seven shades of what is that? And of course, it's NSFW because we're talking about gotcha life. And we check out the NSW and guess what it is,

ladies and gentlemen. It's, uh, it looks like if I'm being real with you guys. I'm not going to look into this anymore. Uh, we're not EDP 445. Perverted cringe, laughing my butt off Unibuib. And of course, we're going to see some nice boobies on screen, ladies and gentlemen. And what, what did I tell you? I got to center this, but you know what? What I'm seeing on screen is exactly what I said it was. Perverted cringe, this is just weird. NSFW, and of course, dude, everything is NSFW on here. What can I say?

Let's check out the image. Let's see what we got here. Bro, what am I looking at? All right, I'm going to censor this one part right here, but bro, bro, why are they so hairy? Whoever made this, ladies and gentlemen, you're a nasty freak. Uncategorized cringe, for those who don't know, there is a 25 years plus age gap. And ladies and gentlemen, it's pett. Yeah, boys.

What do we expect? Anyways, do I ship it? Kind of. Kind of. You kind of ship B. Yeah. Perverted cringe. No, I will not like this NSW.

And let's just go in to take a... I'm not showing this on YouTube. Perverted cringe, my question is, do kids ever regret making these things? I'm for real. How do you actually draw this and post it to social media? Dude, literally facts. How do people post this? You're like five years old, 10 years old,

and you're already thinking about how you want to be submissive and breedable. Dude, it's a disgusting thing. I'm for real. How do you actually draw this and post it to social media? And I'm like, yes, this is going to stay with me forever. But that's okay. I'm a kid and it doesn't matter what I do. And of course, it's NSFW.

Anyways, audience, let's check out the image. And of course, and of course it's something I can't show on YouTube. And even though I can't show this one image, don't you worry, ladies and gentlemen, there's two other images that we can check out. Maybe we can show this on YouTube. And we check out the second image and I can't show this on YouTube, but you already know what it is through the blur. I can show this one, but it's, I can't show the bottom half.

I believe you guys know why. Perverted cringe, just ew. And of course, if we check out the image, then let's go and find out. And of course, we got some beast. Well, we can't have a YouTube video about gotcha life cringe if there's no B. Perverted cringe, I just scrolled through TikTok and I found this poop. And we click and it's something I can't show on YouTube, of course.

Perverted cringe, okay, but why? NSFW. And if we check the thing here, and of course, it's something I can't show on YouTube. But I guarantee you this right here, whatever, this little blog. Blurred Blob right here is, it's a massive penis, that's all I'm saying. LGB-Fetish slash misinformation, you're probably thinking, what's wrong with this pick? Well, this two boys are two YouTubers and they react to cringe videos, much like myself. And now a kid made a cringe picture of them and like, what the freak?

And of course, if we check out the image and obviously it's NSW, I believe that already dawns terrible feelings to come. We check out the image and, uh, Inguine. Bro, I'm legit gonna call Inguine right now. This is so funny. Inguine, you better answer, you sexy son of a... Of course. Answer me. Now, loser.

Oh, my God. Inguin. I gotta show you something. All right, so, I'm recording right now. Is it okay if I, like, record this for a second? Because you need to see this. Yeah, yeah. All right, so I found something on R slash gotcha life cringe, and I would like for you.

I already know you're talking about it. Yep, and I need to show you this, all right? And, uh... I saw it. I saw it. Yeah. What's your, what's your thoughts on this, you know? Oh, there's some fucking weird people on that.

this planet dude. Perverted cringe could have been better without all of that slut's poop. And of course it's NSFW ladies and gentlemen, you know how we do it and we click and it's not that bad. I mean then again ladies and gentlemen I mean this is a really cringy image in itself you know what I mean? I don't understand why this is NSFW but bro really sluts in the thumbnail dude that's cringe. Brose account NSW and we got ourselves a four-part series to this ugly slideshow over here so well we got the image right here we got we click the first image and we got ourselves some mommy milkers ladies and gentlemen we got ourselves some uh make it make this of what you will we got some more horny where would you touch me tick talk to me also got some i don't even know what

this is dude this is just kinky and weird tragic event reenactment slash insensitive information what nsfW and of course we check out the image and we get ourselves no i'm not going to rape your friend and i'm gay uh that's tragic all i wanted was to see five nights at freddie's reaction and Images, and of course it's NSFW. Ari surprised. Let's click the image, boys. Let's see what we get here. And oh my God, is that tentacles?

I can't show this on YouTube. Half of you guys are like 10 years old. I'm not doing that. God, I hate Pixar NSFW. And let's see what... What the hell? Why are there red stains? NSF...

Oh, no, dude. I'm scared. I'm scared. Oh, my God. Ladies and gentlemen, that's going to be all for today. Click one of the videos on screen, and I'll see you on the next video. Later. Oh, that's cold.

Ooh. You've got to learn to swim in any temperature. your hands in. Okay, stupid Karen. Oh, oh, oh, oh. All right, audience, what's up? Today we're checking out some more Darmann. It's, uh, it's not actually Darmann. It's actually a clone of Darmand. Generation Hope is the subject for today. Evil babysitter drowns kid in pool, leaves him for dead. This is going to be the biggest score yet. Have you figured out how much we're going to make? Yeah, it's going to be over half a million dollars. Are we even watching the same video? The title about a babysitter drowning a kid. Why are we talking about some GTA 5 bank heist?

Are you sure we won't get caught? Michael, this lady is totally clueless. I faked my resume and all my references are friends. So she thinks I'm one of the top babysitters in the country. Thank you technology for making it so easy to full people. For real, dog. Technology has really gotten so advanced. You could be like, ah, you could be a sexual predator and you can still make a million dollars on the internet somehow, some way. the beauty of fooling people. Sounds good. I'm gonna go meet with them now. I'll talk to you later. Mom, I don't understand why you have to hire a babysitter.

I can take care of myself. I know you can, honey. It's kind of against the law to leave a kid your age home alone. Yeah, bro, that law kind of sucks, loki. I remember when I was 12 years old, you know, my pecker finally touched the tip of my underwear, thinking that I can stay home. But you know what? I'm glad I wasn't left home alone.

You know what happens when 12-year-olds are left home with a tablet at night? Fine. But... I tell you what. If you can behave, the two days while I'm gone. When I get back, get to the PS5 you were asking for. Really? Yeah, I take back everything I said. This kid deserves to be supervised. Hot take everybody. Hot opinion. The PS5 sucks. PCs better.

Shut your mouth. I do not take criticism. I bet that's the babysitter. Well, hello, Miss Davis. Good morning. Hi, Brenda. Good morning to you too. Come on in. Wow, what a lovely apartment you have here. Oh, this is nothing. Thank you, though. And you must be James.

I've heard a lot about you. About me. What did you heard? Well, when your mom reached out to hire me, she asked if I'd like to take care of a very smart boy. Yo, this girl just work in her mind games, bro. This is the beauty of PG-13 Darmand. It's because I can actually understand what's going on here.

It's not just cats and rainbows and people fighting over TikTok likes. I tried to warn you. This is the reason why I've got so many followers. You got like 35. 36. I kind of like this. All right, well, it looks like my flight leaves in 45 minutes, so I got to get going. All right, honey.

You know you can call me if you need anything, though, right? Okay, Mom. Don't forget a better deal. Oh, don't worry. You won't be receiving any complaints from Brenda. I'll be on my best behavior. Man, this boy's got no idea what he's in store for. This dog's thinking he's going to get a PS5 and he's going to get PS6 feet in the ground.

You know what I'm saying? That's my boy. I love you so much. Love you too, Mom. And that is the last time you tell your mom you love her. Oh, and Brenda, please don't let him anywhere near the pool. He still doesn't know how to swim. We will not go anywhere near the pool.

When will you teach me how to swim, Mom? Soon, hon. Bye. Bye, Miss Davis. Bye, Mom. All right, Brenda. Time for us to have some fun. Bro, what kind of emo-ass anime are we watching right now?

How does one transition from such a happy smile to such a dramatic? resting bitch face. These are actually grade A actors ladies and gentlemen. You can watch a movie and order some pizza. How about you go to your room instead, you little twerk? Oh damn you hear that boy go to your room twerk. I'd be surprised too. It looks like someone shat in his Cheerio. But I thought we were friends. I'm not your friend. I'm not your friend. I'm here to make 500 grand. Why she looked like a clash of clans goblin? I was just nice to your dumb, ugly mom so she would trust me. Girl, you can't say much. Bro, you got expired in makeup.

You got that expired Mary Kay on your crusty-ass face. You can't say much. Now, go to your room. And don't come out until I tell you. Don't worry about her, bro. She's just trying to make a bag. Gotta respect the hustle. Is everything ready?

Yes. Mom is gone and the kid is in his room. Okay. Let's get started. Please don't tell me they're about to have passionate sex. So what's the next move? What is half a million dollars you're talking about? Well, I haven't really figured that out yet.

What do you mean? Look, Michael, I did my research, okay? This lady is a real estate mogul. She made two million last year. There has to be money in this house somewhere. Oh, okay, I see your plan. Obviously, this is very scummy of them to do, but I gotta tip my fedora to them. This is smart as heck.

Help me find it, okay? Okay. All right. Can you check the drawers? Let me check the closet. Okay. Do you really need to disrespect their home like that, though? I get it.

You're trying to find half a lot. a million dollars somewhere. But if you just keep things organized, what did you find the money quicker? Now, I'm not some trained professional in robbing apartments, thankfully, but I don't think this is how I would go about robbing a house. Found it. After all the havoc, you broke out inside of that apartment. Guess what? It was only on a shelf. Look at that. Me being right once again. Where's the key? The key? I don't know where the key is.

I thought you said you had this all planned out. I knew she was rich. I didn't know the money was going to be in a lot box. With a key. What did she think it was going to be? On the bed? Well, the sign that says, here's the money. Hey, that's what my noise. We're talking grown-up stuff.

Now, go back to your room. I can't stay there any longer. It's getting boring. So you was telling me you don't have a Nintendo switch in that bedroom of yours? Boy, you live in a penthouse. What are you talking about? Man, this kid pissing me off. Oh, you got nothing to do.

Oh, get out of here. Who is this guy? I'm calling a mom that you brought stranger to my house. He's the maintenance man. There was a problem with you. electricity so I had to call him. What's that thing you're adding? Nothing.

Just my toolbox I take to all my jobs. Bro, this image just encapsulates how suss they look right now. They both look like they're on a perk 30, bro. Let's go to the pool. The pool? But I thought my mom's like I couldn't go there because they can't swim. Oh, no worries. I'll teach you.

Oh my gosh, really? Wait, why I'm being so nice all of a sudden? Oh, I was just having a bad day. morning and I took it out on you. I'm really sorry, James. But hey, what do you say? Why don't you forgive me? Well, I almost says that we all make mistakes and that we deserve second chances. So, I forgive you. Aw, what a sweetheart. Too bad he's going to die in a few minutes. Go to your room and put your little swimsuit on, okay? Okay. All right. Okay, I'm ready. Awesome. Well, let's just go to pool. Come on. We'll leave the maintenance man here to fix things.

Can we like stop with the dramatic scenes? Okay, we get it the box is suss. It's a really sussie baca. I just want to see the part where the kid passes away. Is that so much to ask? Okay, so what's the first lesson? Alright, first lesson, you gotta practice doing your arms like this. Like this?

Yeah, great. Okay, keep doing that until I tell you're ready for your next lesson. Okay. I'm starting to question if this woman even knows how to swim herself? Never have I ever, when I started swimming, started flapping my hands in the... air like I was a bird pleading for flight. After all, at the end of the day, this woman's only thinking about one thing. Ooh, money. How am I doing?

Oh, great. Now, remember, we're doing this so you can learn to be safe around a pool. To be safe, same, around a pool. Wait a minute. I know what that thing was. What thing? The maintenance guy was trying to hide. What? Yeah, the mom's safe where she keeps all our money in. Hurry, you have to go stop him. Just because...

You're ready for lesson too. This is the worst distraction. plan I've ever seen of all time. And the best part about this entire thing, ladies and gentlemen, is somehow it's working. This kid is just that stupid. This is where you get to dip your feet into the pool. Yeah, dip your feet in. Go.

Oh, that's cold. Well, you gotta learn to swim in any temperature and I'll put your hands in. You're not gonna take that money from me, you little turd. So funny. So funny. Should have learned to swim. Aw, come. Oh, look at you.

Can we please acknowledge the fact that this kid is in three foot water? It's not that hard little man. Just stand on your two feet. If you drown in three foot water, I think there's no hope for you. Is it open yet? Almost. Well, hurry, we don't have much time. What do you mean?

Where's a little kid? I took care of them. Come on, focus. I did. How much money is in there? Oh. We are so... We are rich!

No, but what you are is under arrest. Oh, damn. Well, audience, that's all I have for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.