Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 50
Episode Date: November 15, 2025*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 50 ...
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Roblox role play. Yeah, I'm pretty sure a lot of us have seen a fair share of pretty bad Roblox roleplay videos.
Wow!
Yeah, especially her.
Ficking annoying ass woman.
But anyways, today I found the sassiest Roblox roleplay YouTuber I've ever seen.
Well, kind of.
YouTube girlfriend broke up with him for views, a Roblox movie by Shane plays.
I can't wait to see how this story turns out.
Where is my girlfriend Tiffany?
Hey, Cooper.
We need to talk.
Come on, let's talk on the way to the movies.
We're running late.
No, I'm breaking up with you.
Well, diggedy damn audience.
Not even 10 seconds into the half hour video, and we're getting into it.
I like this story already.
You're not wasting any time and you're getting straight to the fucking meat and potato, Shane.
Thank you for not bullshitting around like fucking darn man.
Wait, what?
Why?
Because I'm over this.
You're the worst boyfriend ever.
You're poor, not famous.
And I know you're cheating on me.
That is probably the shittiest reason to break up with.
Anybody you're dating.
But then again, audience, if you're a man dating a girl that makes like astronomically more money than you,
then you're kind of making a little bitch of yourself.
Like, dude, your woman is making more money than you really?
Dude, your woman is wearing the pants and the relationship.
That's kind of fucking sad.
But then again, this is a Roblox roleplay, so does really either one of them have money?
The heck cheating?
You know that's not true.
I'll never cheat on you.
I need a manager.
Yeah, what seems to you the problem over here?
I'm sorry.
Since when did the manager?
of a fucking Starbucks jump over the counter like a piece of shit.
Hey, what seems to be the problem here?
Brody, you should not be talking like that when you're wearing a fit like fucking this.
I'm Tiffany the famous YouTuber.
I want him kicked out.
Yeah, sure thing.
Take a hint, buddy.
Hey, ah, put me down.
Did you get it?
Yeah, totally.
It's gonna be perfect.
Good. I better get a million views for this.
I'll be real, baby.
If that was a real YouTube video, that's gonna get less than a thousand views.
I don't think anything.
Anybody on the internet's gonna give a fuck about a woman that dresses up like a cupcake?
I mean, unless you're this guy, but I highly doubt that's any of us right now.
And out and stay out, you loser.
So not only does the manager of Starbucks jump over the counter like he's fucking Tarzan,
but also if you piss him off enough, he's gonna dismantle you like a fucking IKEA couch.
Like seriously, this motherfucker got folded like an Auntie and pretzel.
You banned from this coffee shop forever.
Good for nothing, loser.
Oh man, I don't get it.
I didn't even cheat on her.
And we were fine yesterday.
Why would she do this?
Just because I'm poor?
Yeah, you're so poor.
You're walking till your fucking Tesla to drive away.
You hear that guy?
He's fucking poor.
I wish I could also be poor.
Cooper, stop.
What are you doing?
Why do you care?
We're going to be late for our movie date.
Date?
You just broke up with me.
What's wrong with you?
Oh my gosh.
That was just for a video.
What?
What do you mean?
I broke up with you for my YouTube video.
That's all.
It wasn't real.
You gotta be.
joking, that's so messed up.
It's just for views, Cooper.
Stop being so dramatic.
Okay, being real, this is actually the mindset
of a normal YouTuber. Oh, go ahead
and tell you now, audience, there's a lot of your
favorite YouTubers that looks at literally
everything in their lives as an
opportunity for content. Basically,
I'm talking about me. But, uh, I think
all the famous YouTubers that you guys
subscribe to would also agree
that, uh, there's a fine line between reality
and YouTube. Let's not break up
with our boyfriends and girlfriends
for YouTube views.
I mean, if you guys really want to buy that car,
you guys want to really buy that house.
Hey, go ahead.
I don't give a shit.
But my fuck, if you're breaking up with your boyfriend
and continue buying shitty-ass clothes like this,
and bro, that is a waste of money.
But I imagine as we continue watching the video,
it's going to get a lot worse.
Not being dramatic.
You just messed with my heart like that.
Oh, okay, you feminine pussy.
You messed with my heart.
Shut the fuck up, you little bitch.
You know what?
No, I'm done.
We're breaking up for real.
You can't do that.
I can.
Cooper, no, you can't break up with me.
Cooper, wake up and get down here right now.
Oh, great.
What's going on?
How could you be such a jerk, Cooper?
What are you talking about?
That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
Famous and fabulous YouTuber Tiffany has posted a video of her breaking up with her loser boyfriend Cooper.
Audience, what in the fuck am I listening to?
I feel like I'm watching Anna Oop if she actually.
got mainstream TV money.
The quality is still dog shit, but
she just has more money. Basically, it's
dog shit, but you put a cherry on top of it.
Who allegedly cheated on her,
and it's going viral. What the
heck? That's not true. Cooper is now
the most hated person online,
and rightfully so.
What is this? Oh, great.
Now people are leaving hate comments all
over on my social media. Good.
You deserve it. You're an embarrassment to
the family, Cooper. I need to call
Tiffany and see if she's okay.
And I want you to apologize to Tiffany for being such a jerk.
No, go to school.
You're going to be late.
Oh my God, Cooper, I'm so sorry for you, buddy.
Bro, who are the little kids watching this video,
tearing up watching as Shane plays roleplay video?
If I caught my son crying over a Roblox roleplay video,
I'll be smacking his ass up.
I swear if I catch my son crying like a little piece of shit.
Man, this day sucks.
Everyone keeps giving me nasty looks everywhere,
just because of Tiffany's stupid video.
Hey, Cooper, so the whole world knows you're a loser now. How does it feel?
Why does this guy sound like he uses my bros as a dining utensil?
Cooper, you're a loser now.
Shut the fuck up, Pixie.
I'm not a loser, man.
Anyone who cheats on Tiffany's loser.
Dude, you're stupid.
Don't believe everything you see online. It's not true.
I'm not stupid. You are.
Ha!
What the heck, man?
Imagine dating the big Roblox YouTube.
famous baddie to getting bitched around by your dad, your mom, and everybody in between,
even the fucking loser that's wearing height beast bullshit.
And here you are today with no cloud, no money, no bitches, and laying on the ground from
getting bitched out by a dude that's wearing Louis V. pants.
Holy fucking shit.
If I was this guy, I would hate my life.
Hey, Xander, leave Cooper alone.
Chaw, whatever.
I'm gonna go ask out Tiffany now that she's single.
She needs to date someone cool and popular, like me.
Thanks, man. I can't stand that guy.
Yeah, this is getting out of hand, dude.
Everybody at school's talking about you.
I know, and what's worse is that this whole thing is fake.
She just did it for views, man.
You need to go talk to her.
You can't keep going on like this.
It's going to get worse.
I never in my life thought that I'd agree with somebody that's wearing a fucking galaxy hoodie.
Who would have knew the level one no bitchy and would have had such a great idea for this guy?
I wonder how it's going to turn out.
I never wanted to talk to her again after all of that.
But I think you're right. I need to at least tell her to go take down that video.
Oh my gosh, girl, your video is over 10 million views now.
I know, right? I think I'm going to get a brand deal out of this, Chloe.
Girl, that literally makes no fucking sense whatsoever.
How do you break up with your cheating boyfriend, quote, unquote?
And then you get a brand deal. Like, what the fuck?
I mean, granted, ladies and gentlemen, 10 million views, that's a lot of money.
But isn't enough to get a brand deal?
And the only reason you got that 10 million views was because you broke,
up with your quote unquote cheating boyfriend uh... f-noffinny i need to talk to you
you it's the loser what do you want cooper i want to talk to you alone whatever we'll get you
later tiffany what do you want i want you to take that video down yeah no way this is really
ruining my life tiffany everyone thinks i'm a cheater now and i'm getting bullied online and in
real life too listen cooper i understand you want this girl to take down her youtube video but listen
And you can't just take down 10 million views like that, buddy.
As a YouTuber audience, I would understand what it means to take down 10 million views.
You see, audience, if you just remove views from your YouTube channel,
you're not going to get promoted more in the algorithm in your future videos.
So yes, while it may be morally okay to take down the video and bub, blah, blah, bu.
Cooper, keep the 10 million views. I understand, baby.
And how is that my problem?
Because you made this whole thing up.
Um, actually, it was Chloe's idea.
And so what?
I'm making so much funny now, and this is great for my YouTube channel.
And us.
And us, what do you mean?
Well, I mean, we didn't break up for real.
And this will be good for us in the long run.
I'm not taking it down.
We've been dating for four years.
And you said you love me.
Was that fake too?
No, I do.
Well, if you really love me, then you would stop all of this act and just take down the video.
My own parents can't look at me in the face right now.
That's not gonna happen.
You know, stop crying and just leave.
You're being super annoying.
Unbelievable.
I know Cooper, so unbelievable.
How unbelievable to her to not take down $100,000 off of her YouTube channel.
Listen, I understand she ruined your life, but dude, come on, man.
It's $100,000.
Dude, she won't take it down?
What's gotten into her?
I don't know, man.
What's going on?
Your phone is blowing up like crazy.
Just more hate comments.
It's been non-stop.
Hey, I need an order.
Pay attention to me.
Sorry, what can I get for you?
I want a large pepperoni pizza with extra spicy peppers.
Who the fuck are you?
Is this muffa like Jeffrey Dahmer in a separate timeline?
Well, actually, I want to get a pepperoni pizza.
Shut the fuck up, Gilbert.
That'll be $10.
Hold on.
I know you.
You're Cooper the stupid cheater.
Not this again.
Do you like being such a loser?
You know what?
Whatever. Have a good day, sir.
I don't want it!
Ah! Hot peppers!
Shut up, this place is trash, just like you!
Cooper, why is your pizza on your face?
Go clean yourself up, you look stupid!
Why does this guy sound like he gargles his mouth with my fucking nutsack?
Cooper, you look stupid!
You hear that, my fuck, you sound so fucking retarded right now.
I'm really curious what other part of this guy's life is yet to be fucked up.
I just hope all this blows over in a couple days.
I want to forget out all of this.
And Tiffany.
Oh, come on!
I am so disappointed in my son, Tiffany.
I'm very sorry about all of this drama he's caused for you.
It's whatever.
I get to go on the Diane show next week and talk about it.
That's great!
I'm very proud of you.
Brody, what the f f f f-do you mean that's great?
Your son is quite literally ruining your whole ass bloodline right now.
What the f f f f f f' you mean that's great?
If you really think your fucking ass that's dressed like Steve from the Blues Clues is getting any money out of this,
then yeah, you're fucking stupid.
Can you, uh, get me an autograph?
Oh my God, what a fucking sim.
Duh!
What are you doing here, Tiffany?
You're joking, right?
I mean, it's our anniversary.
Or did you forget already?
He probably forgot, since he has no respect for anyone nowadays.
Dad, enough of this.
Can you just leave us two alone for a minute?
Fine, whatever.
Just don't break her heart again.
Or I'll take away your car.
Damn, so this guy already lost his family, his privacy, his popularity, and now he's about
to lose his fucking Toyota Camry.
At this point, bro, I would just fucking kill myself.
Come on, loser.
Get in.
We have a date at La Fancy Pants Restaurant.
No, we don't.
Get it through your head that we're not together anymore, Tiffany.
Fine, whatever.
I'm going to go date someone hotter, richer, and way more famous than you.
Yeah, so that is exactly what happened.
You know, this loser with the Louis V pants?
Yeah, she started dating.
this guy and how the main character got his revenge is that he opened up a fucking gym and he made a shi load more money than her
Moral of the story ladies and gentlemen get the fucking bag anyways yeah subscribe
Alright it's time to finally address the elephant in the room
the guy who hides behind the cartoon avatar sounds like a robotic series you want to be
Bro I cannot believe the gotcha life predator is trying to roast me now audience? I swear we live in a fucking
stimulation, holy shit. Alright people what's up? This gotcha life predator has responded
I really don't want to start drama
Ladies and gentlemen allow me to reintroduce you to gamers nation now about a few days ago. I made a video about this gotcha life
YouTuber gamers nation where basically I go through this man's old content where he likes the sexualized children in his old YouTube videos
Specifically where he would take a video game like gotcha life a game that is meant for
young kids and he would make sexual thumbnails and titles glorifying the idea of freaky
underage sticks to kids.
Well ladies and gentlemen, Gamer's Nation has responded with the video.
This Roblox Predator got away with it at Rith.
Oh boy, audience, I cannot wait to see the video how I'm apparently interested in clapping
little kids' butt cheeks.
Let's begin!
Alright, it's time to finally address the elephant in the room.
Rith, the guy who hides behind the cartoon avatar.
If you care about how fucking handsome I am, here's a photo of me right here.
And also, I do not hide behind a camera.
There are plenty of videos that have my face.
I'm just too fucking lazy to look handsome for every single face game video.
So I use this little guy as my mascot.
Sounds like a robotic Siri you want to be.
Bro just called me the male Siri.
Okay, fucking Belchee.
And yet he has the audacity to throw some words like,
A sick motherfucker.
His...
Oh my God, audience.
I just said a swear word to gamers nation.
I cannot believe I just solicited inappropriate language to minors.
Guys, please keep this a secret between you and I, but I actually swear a little bit.
The only person that's getting pissed off at me swearing gamers nation is you.
If me saying fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuses you off.
Then you're asking go back to watching Cocoa Mellon.
I'm sure you like their fan base too.
All of this while refusing to show his face like he has some.
The only thing I have to hide is that I'm so fucking handsome.
I mean really audience, compare me and this man right here.
You tell me who's more handsome.
He constantly exposes other people without even holding himself accountable.
So let's pull back the curtain on the guy who's all about dishing it out but can't seem to take it.
He criticized me for having thumb-nowsy deemed in a globe yet, which I find quite ironic to be honest.
If you look at his channel, you'll notice he regularly uses far worse content and imagery aimed at the same
audience he's accusing me of harm.
Okay, so this guy claims that what I am doing on my YouTube channel is far worse.
The levels of dumbassery this dude is dishing out is insanity.
If you haven't recognized what my channel is by now, it's a commentary channel,
where everything I show on my YouTube channel is brought up in a negative light.
My channel is about bringing up the degeneracy of the world, showing it in a negative light,
and then I make commentary videos saying why it's a horrible thing.
You, motherfucker, have made 13 plus Gotcha Life child b-b-and you pass it off on your YouTube channel like it's some glorious fucking thing that everybody has to watch.
I don't know, audience, is this thumbnail with the title, Roblox is getting desperate or Roblox has hit a new low?
Does that sound like I'm glorifying the degeneracy of Roblox or I am actually speaking on it in a negative light?
In contrast to gamers nation, do you think freaky sex 13 plus?
I don't know what the fuck he put.
This looked like he's glorifying underage sex or does it look like he's shedding it in a negative light?
My videos gamers nation is not to arouse anybody.
The purpose of your content is to literally make little horny kids click on your videos.
Context matters, motherfucker.
Start understanding it.
And also, one more thing.
What age do you think that these gotcha life characters look like anyways?
Are you going to say that all of your thumbnails, all of your gotcha life 13 plus videos,
look like actual adults in the thumbnail?
I can tell you now by looking at your thumbnails,
these Gautja Life characters look like they're seven fucking years old.
And also, I'm not the one that put freaky sex,
13 plus in the title to indicate that, yeah,
there's some sexy fucking children in the thumbnail.
You're the weird one, motherfucker.
You're the one that's glorifying child.
You're talking to me about minors who are 13 or 12 or 14 or 15.
Are you even looking at your audience?
Are you looking at your viewership?
If you go to your members, I'm not even talking about viewers, I'm talking about members.
You've got 13 year olds literally having you as a channel member.
And if you look at your channel, let's just start with the banner itself.
His YouTube banner literally says subscribe or sleep with your mother.
Bro's trying to construct an argument against me like he's fucking Sonny V2 over a yo mama joke.
Yeah, audience, if you don't subscribe to the Rith YouTube channel, I'm going to sleep.
your fucking mom. Bro just crafted the craziest argument note to man. Yeah guys, Shadman 2.0 really
fucking got me there. Which hardly screams role model behavior, right? And it's not just that.
Look at the images he's using in his banner.
Bro, you are doing the same shit as me right now in real time. For this specific criticism,
me and Gamer's Nation is quite literally like the Spider-Man pointing at each other meme.
Oh my god, you have an anime girl in your thumbnail. Oh, well, you have an anime
girl in your thumbnail. What you make child porn? What you make? Oh, oh yeah, that's right.
Fuck you bitch. He claims that he's here to be an act, not a role model, like he says in his bio.
And that's fine if it's his brand, but his entire channel is filled with toxic messages and content aimed at younger audience and literally minors.
Once again, CP Nation, you are glorifying this shit to kids. I am not.
Roblox is getting weird is showing it in a negative light.
Naked sex is not showing it in a negative light.
You're trying to glorify this shit to children.
The message that you're trying to spread
in the message that I'm trying to spread
is not the same message, Brody.
Suspecting other creators and using an abbreviate humor
and literally using square words.
Are we seriously going to use swear words
as one of your arguments that reply back to me?
Audience, I truly do not think this man
understands the mountain that he's trying to fight on. I just said that you may gotcha
life child and here you are bringing up how I swear to kids. Bro, just admit it you have nothing
on me and you never will. Get views is a dangerous game zone you've got a miners watching you
and it's more dangerous when you're literally making videos criticizing other people about the same
thing but you're doing it up a notch. You are not just literally showing them what's even not on the
anymore, which is very sarcastic. You have to go to the archives.
The making of this video has been very difficult because this man is quite
literally wiped everything off of his YouTube channel. So I basically had to find the
archives to resurface what this man has done. Yeah, and what's so wrong with me bringing
up the archives about the terrible degenerate shit you've done. You're a fucking
weirdo that got away with some pretty terrible shit. So no duh that you're gonna
get mad at me for resurfacing
some pretty terrible shit you did in your life. That's not an argument, Brody. You're just
fucking scared.
I'm back things five years ago that don't even exist anymore. Just to show them back to the same
miners and then you add swear words to them, how is that any better?
It's better than what you've done because I'm showing it in a negative light. Two, you
are posting arguably some illegal shit. I'm talking Shadman level. Three, I'm probably going to
swear at you because it's a pretty passionate topic to me. I don't know. There's just something
that pisses me off about some fucking weirdos posting child for other kids to watch.
I'm so sorry that I called you a piece of shit. I just care about the safety of children.
Just let facts speak for themselves. He has a pattern of attacking other creators while he himself engages in the very behavior he criticizes.
Once again, I don't. I don't think I need to say the same point over again.
But it doesn't take a person with more than two brain cells to figure out that mine and his
channel is completely different. He glorifies child, and I show degeneracy in a negative light.
It's one thing to critique, but to do so, while promoting content that's often equally or more
and far, far worse, is just hypocritical. Dude, you say I'm hypocritical, but what the fuck do you think
this whole video is? If you're going to make the title, this Roblox predator, aka me apparently,
got away with it, then my God, I guess there's a lot more people that I'm
are also pittos. Apparently creak craft is an EDP. Apparently Parlo is EDP. Oh my gosh. Can you believe
Pewty Pies in EDP? Oh my gosh. Look at the titty. Audience. Do you not see how fucking
stupid this argument is? You glorify weird shit. We disavow weird shit. We are not the same.
Uh, with that being said, um, ending this video on that note. I really don't want to start drama.
Yeah, well, you started some fucking drama, buddy. Try to say that I'm on some weird shit. Now I'm
motherfucker, you're the one that's a dork.
Anyways, help me get to 5 mil.
Please subscribe.
Today, two teams stripped down to nothing but their clothes will have to face the world's most extreme weather condition.
So what if I peed in the bottle and you took a sip of it?
Crazy.
Oh, shit.
Oh, oh, oh.
Then that's a thing.
Holy.
All right, people, what's up?
Today, Ben Azalart almost died.
Well, kind of.
Surviving the world's most extreme weather.
Why is bro describing this like he's about to jump at a fucking volcano?
Today, two teams stripped down to nothing but their clothes will have to face the world's most extreme weather condition.
Wait a second, Ben, this competition is so unfair.
How come both teams are stripped down to nothing but their clothes?
But these girls are in the freezing cold, but you guys are out in the desert.
If this was extreme, wouldn't you guys be wearing like hot sweaters in shit?
That makes no sense. This is completely unfair.
Team boys will battle the scorching heat of the desert with temperatures high enough to boil an egg.
And team girls will face the bone chilling cold of the Arctic with temperatures low enough to freeze water in minutes.
Yeah, but you guys are shirtless.
That's the perfect thing you need to be when you're in the desert.
It's much better wearing no clothes in the summer than wearing no clothes in the winter.
Ben, you fucking goober.
Teague, dehydration and hypothermia will test our physical and mental limits.
I already know the boys are going to win.
Even though they already have a competitive advantage, I'm going to get sexist here.
Men are more capable in the great outdoors.
I'm just saying.
Well, actually, women can't...
I don't give a fuck.
We're bigger, we're stronger, we're naturally built for survival.
The boys are going to win.
Ben Azlart's going to fucking win.
The challenges won't stop there.
Lexi will be in a control room putting us through extreme challenges.
Oh, so Lexi is...
like the game master of all this bullshit.
Fri playing hunger games.
In three, two, one.
What the hell?
Ben, don't you f***ing pretend that you didn't know you were in a desert?
You felt the sand under your feet.
You know what's hot is outside.
And what? You never had any idea you were being driven to a
f***in desert.
This motherfucker really said, what the hell?
That reaction was the fakesest thing I've ever seen.
Like, come on, Ben. Pretend harder.
Ow, my God!
Are these people fucking
stupid. Do you guys have like none of your senses activated when you have that
fucking mask on? You don't feel the sensation of the cold going up every crevice of your body?
You have no idea that you're walking around in a cold environment when there's
fucking snow beneath your feet. What the fuck is so interesting about that mask that makes you
so invincible to all the five senses? Obviously I'm joking, but digity damn you can cut the
fakeness of this video with a pair of scissors. So how this works is we are going to play
last man standing team boys in the desert and team girls. They are two.
The winning team gets an all expensive paid luxury vacation to the opposite place that they are in.
Ben, is that a fucking stock image?
Dude, I must be on some profit timing right now.
I know that's a stock image.
You can see the compression in the fucking image.
Holy fuck.
Does the rewards in this video not even exist?
Are you guys just putting yourselves through torture for absolutely fucking nothing?
I know this picture was ripped off Google.
It's so fucking obvious.
They're not fit to be in the snow.
We need clothes.
We don't even have our phones.
Oh no, not your fucking phone.
Dude, why the fucking?
need your phone in the middle of the woods.
Motherfri, you're not going to have phone service.
Who the f*** you're going to call Topper Guild to rain food all over the fucking place?
It's not going to work with your shoddy-ass Verizon family plan.
Whatever's in this box and help us survive this entire challenge?
I don't know what you're thinking, just going and take the things out of the box.
Well, uh, yeah.
Just so you guys know, I'm watching you very closely.
So no stealing from the crate.
First challenge.
Oh, literally shaking.
Water is an important resource for survival.
Especially in the harsh desert.
You see the difference between Ben,
Azalart in the girls in their different environments.
Ben Azalert is reading those instructions and he's fucking chilling.
The girls in the cold environment since they got no
fucking clothes on, they're over here shivering in shit.
They can't even stand still.
This is what I mean, it's so fucking unfair.
Find some water.
It's all stand around here.
There's nothing out here.
If we don't complete this challenge and we don't find water,
we do a punishment.
We're not going to do that.
Along with the envelope, we are given a box.
Inside this box is...
Please be closed.
A water bottle.
A water bottle.
It's empty.
There's no water in here!
We're gonna leave our campsite to try to find water.
Snow turns into water.
Holy sh-women, you are so smart.
Guys, listen, groundbreaking discovery.
Snow turns into water.
Holy f***.
I know, it's insane.
What the fuck is acting like she just found the cure to cancer.
Faster, live!
Faster if you help me.
We're done.
Does this work?
No.
That's not water, that's snow.
That's right, Lexi.
Fuck you guys.
Doesn't count.
It's too hot for this.
I'm...
Dye!
This finds all the way up this hill.
There's nothing.
Ah!
We're using our body heat to melt the ice into water.
Honey tighter!
Wow, the first smart idea you guys had today!
It's much better than the idea I had in mind.
I would have got into this praying mantis pose and drank my piss.
You might think I'm crazy, but I kind of have to go pee.
So what if I peed in the bottle and you took a sip of it?
You're fucking crazy.
Well, Ben, I can't say too much because that's the same p-in'n idea I had.
Listen, bro, it's man versus wild and one thing comes down to another.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Okay, I'm peeing in this bottle.
Let's see.
Oh my god!
Oh my gosh!
Ben's been gone for so long,
and I feel like I might have to drink this to complete this challenge.
Yeah, please don't.
I know I'm the one that pitched the idea for you to drink your own piss.
But please, we have children watching.
Please don't drink your piss on camera.
Wait, what?
He's got a cactus!
Oh my god, I don't have to drink my peevee!
Be careful!
I'm so scared!
Ben, you are a fucking moron.
You could literally take a stick and break the cactus a completely different way.
Those weeds right there, you can literally,
literally use it like its fishing line and cut right through the cactus.
Fucking idiot.
Look at all that way.
It's dripping.
So glad we didn't have to drink pee.
Oh, we got.
Please tell me we're good.
All right, girls, you have successfully completed the first challenge,
so go ahead and open your reward.
Go!
Got a cactus?
That's actually pretty smart.
Yeah, that counts bad.
Damn, Lexi, don't get too fucking excited.
I think she's just pissed off that men are actually pulling through.
I don't think she understands how devoted we are.
This motherfucker was about to get down and dirty and drink his own
That's pretty honorable if I do say so myself.
We completed the challenge and we get a reward.
What is it?
Oh man, no, I won't close.
Too fucking bad.
You got a machete.
That means shelter.
That means if a f***in grizzly bear comes after you, you can defend yourself.
The fuck you complaining about.
It's fine, it's fine.
You know what, this machete can be used for shelter.
It can be used for-
But it's not a jacket.
Holy shit.
Shut the fuck up, you whiny woman.
Umbrella!
Open it up!
Yes!
Holy shit, I can actually relax now.
Next envelope. Please be something easy.
Please be water.
To protect yourself from the savage elements in your desert environment, shelter is crucial.
Create your own shelter.
Does the umbrella count?
No, the umbrella does not count.
Lexi, are you like actually dumb?
Shelter literally means a place giving temporary protection from bad weather or danger.
The umbrella protects them from the fucking heat.
They already passed the challenge.
F***er me.
I was a Girl Scout four years when I was 12 years old.
Yeah, girl, that doesn't fucking matter.
Selling fucking shortbread cookies on the side of the road is
is not survival skills.
Maybe if you identified as an upside-down Ford Focus and joined the Boy Scouts or some bullshit,
you might have actually learned something about survival.
But oh, well, you're late to the party.
Pearson.
No, no, no, I think I remember...
Selling cookies is not going to save us now.
You know what?
It's all we got, Liv.
I'd rather be in the Arctic with the girls.
Look at how stupid we look with these clothes on, Pearson.
We should be in the desert in these clothes.
You know what, Blondie?
You're actually right.
You should be in the desert with these clothes.
The problem with that girl is that Ben Azilar is literally in the same clothing
additions is you in the desert. They are literally at an advantage. Is nobody going to point out this
bullshit? A lot of sticks right here. You just break these sticks off. Take the old thing.
Oh shit. Oh! Oh! Oh! Then that's a snake. Holy.
Damn, that's a nice addition to the video, Ben. They actually got a real snake. It looks like the snake
ate something already. Motherf-f-ha looks pregnant.
And that's a snake. There's no snakes out here? I hope tonight. We don't get bit by our freaking
snake. Yeah, well, I hope you do. The fire only helps for so long. It's just not the same as like a warm bed.
hear that? What was that? Oh, hell no. This was the part of this whole thing that I was like,
no, no, no, no. Come on. You guys can't be fucking serious. I really hope all of you recognize that
that is literally just a sound effect that they added in the video. The sound of those tree branches
crunching is probably in the proximity of like five feet away. If those tree branches were crunching
around them five feet away from them, they will be fucking running by now. The video is fake. I'm just saying.
Alright, I guess we'll try.
Hopefully we'll make it out of this.
Hopefully we'll make it out of this.
Shut the fuck up.
Holy shit.
Y'all's acting is so fucking booed.
Hi.
You know, I bad.
Guys, where the f*** the cam go?
Holy shit, he was right here.
Oh my God, guys.
I just woke up and then the camera was just already recording me for this intense moment in the video.
Bro, quit bullshit yourself.
Anyways, I'm going to upload this video before Ben Azelart has a fucking heart attack just in time to record it.
Please subscribe.
Hello there.
It is really nice to meet you.
My name is Jell.
I'm a reporter.
I cover the Milky Way.
Audience, this lady before you actually believes that she is an alien.
You know, the motherfuckers you see on the history channel flying around on their fucking frisbys,
the shit that you would only see on a camera from World War II.
Yeah, well, apparently this is the alien you've been seeing all your life.
And they have a presidential election happening this year.
The two frontrunners are white men.
We're doing a story on the first intelligence society to destroy its own planet.
Bro, this lady actually made her TikTok to talk about politics.
It appears that the intelligent life on Earth is actually destroying their own planet.
Bro, fuck off!
Alright people, what's up?
Today I discovered a TikToker that believes that she is an alien.
Hello, my human friends, it is I gel. I have been on planet Earth for about a month now.
Audience, allow me to introduce you to Jill.
This lady is a TikToker with 11,000 followers that based her entire career on Beechel
being an alien that traveled to Earth, where she landed as an alien reporter to talk about Earth's issues in politics.
Now, just from looking at this lady here, I can tell that she's a fucking feminist.
She's rocking my haircut that I had in the fucking sixth grade.
So right off the bat, I can tell exactly what this woman is trying to do with her TikTok,
trying to appear like an alien and pretending like you're some intelligent force that you're way better than everybody else,
to try to talk about social issues in American politics.
How fucking stupid.
Anyways, let's begin.
Hello there.
It is really nice to meet you.
My name is Jell.
I'm a reporter.
I cover the Milky Way.
I just landed here on Earth and I'm really excited to explore.
First I need to find me some clothes because it looks like you all donned those to go and do activities out in the world.
So it appears about 17 seconds in the video.
We are already learning a lot about this very deranged lady.
She is sitting on the balcony of her house.
but booty ass naked telling the world of TikTok that she just landed from Earth and that she's
butt-ass naked and needs to go find clothes.
Audience, do you also think it's a little weird that she landed on Earth butt-ass naked,
but she already has a cell phone with a SIM card?
So before you started filming, you went to the Apple store butt-ass naked and you got connected
to shitty-ass AT&T.
Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
So if you have any recommendations on where I could find some of those.
Ha ha.
Fuck off.
love to take them. And any other pertinent information that you feel you might want to share with me,
I know in your news you've seen some stories about aliens, sightings, or, you know, stuff,
stuff like that. It is true. We are here. I don't know whatever one else is up to, but me personally,
I'm just here doing a story on the first intelligence society to destroy its own planet.
And there it is, audience. The feminist is starting to bring in her own agenda.
This smile right here pretty much entails the future of the rest of her TikTok.
She's just going to continuously make videos talking about politics
and why all of us like to leave our McDonald's bags on the side of the road
and keep calling the intelligent life here on Earth
fucking stupid for not picking up after our plastic bottles.
This lady is going to become a fucking tumor very quickly.
Very, very interesting what you all are up to.
And yeah, I know you all like cats a lot.
interested to learn more about every aspect so share whatever whatever you think
I should know and I will talk to you soon gonna keep you posted I'm gonna keep you posted
bro you're not even talking like somebody that wouldn't be from Earth if you were
hypothetically not from Earth wouldn't you be talking like greetings Earthlings I just
landed from Krypton to discover why the Earth is destroying their own planet
but of course if you were to actually talk like that and actually keep up the act
Nobody's gonna take your shitty agenda seriously.
You're not an alien lady, you're just an angry environmentalist.
The message that you're preaching is good.
Yes, we should pick up after ourselves.
But do you need to pretend that you're a fucking alien?
No. That's just fucking stupid.
You guys are so obsessed with doing.
What are you doing later?
What are you doing?
How are you doing?
On my planet, we are just being.
What in the Tim Buck? Fuck!
does that mean? Yeah, when you talk to somebody, you ask them, how are you doing? You doing well, Brody?
I have never been asked such a hippie-ass question in my life. How are you being, fellow Earthling?
Are you me motherfriker? I'm working. I got shit to do. I got money to me. You see this
lady, it's from doing shit. Not being. I'm not trying to be like you lazy motherfucker.
We're just experiencing this existence. We're not doing. Of course you do stuff.
but it's not the central focus.
Holy shit, lady. Your planet sounds like fucking trash.
So all of you are just sitting around your planet in just being.
What a miserable fucking existence you must have.
The center focus of your entire planet is having no motion.
Well shit lady, it sounds like your planet and my planet don't sound too different after all.
Both planets have no fucking motion.
Do you see this man right here?
Does it look like he has fucking motion?
fucking motion. Look at this lady. Do you think that she has fucking motion? She just got done
landing on earth butt-ass naked and can't even work to pay for her own clothes. In the video
she was asking us, can you give me some clothes? This environmentalist feminist is fucking lazy.
I highly suggest removing that as being your central focus. I know you gotta make money, put food on
the table. Damn straight. I'm trying to buy this shit by next year. But if you try to just be,
You'll see.
Shut the fuck up.
Stop doing.
Just be.
Get your fucking live, laugh, love bullshit out of here.
Hello there.
I am from Planet Co-Ark.
Planet Co-Ark.
Are you fucking serious, dude?
Did you come up with that name
while you were drunk out of your mind shaving your head?
Fucking six greater ass haircut.
What a stupid fucking name.
I've been here on Earth for just over a week.
And I'm a reporter.
Um, doing a story on the first intelligent society to destroy.
its own planet. She looks so fucking happy whenever she gets to say that sentence on her TikTok.
Yeah, we're talking about the planet that fucking destroys themselves because everybody's such a piece
of shit. This motherfucker's making a face like she's about to expose the deep, dark secrets of Area 51.
Once again, lady, you have no clout and no motion. The only reason you're going to get popular is because of
me and August the Ducks video. Besides that, lady, this is your biggest two seconds of fame you're
ever going to see in your fucking life. So say is,
much as you can about your fucking agenda what you can you humans are really something if i could
give you one piece of advice not that you asked but um you all dissociate very frequently not all of you
but a lot of you just poof go away and it's because your brains haven't really caught up to
having this high tech technology it's high tech for you the the phones connect connections of the
internet here she goes making a big grandstanding on technology and how it's posing a
problem to planet Earth. Here she is once again chatting up her planet called Co-Arc that doesn't
fucking exist. And now she's talking about a popular problem with humanity. Cell phone addiction.
Lady, the things that you're talking about is not shit that comes as a surprise to anybody.
Yes, people need to clean up after themselves. Yes, people do in fact have phone addictions.
Put you coming on here on TikTok pretending to be an alien and talking about these issues.
Firstly, nobody's gonna take you seriously. And two, this is probably
the most unproductive shit ever. You're just saying shit about humanity, while not actually posting a tangible solution to a problem.
Like, what the fuck is your goal here besides trying to make yourself look better than everybody else?
Because so far throughout your entire TikTok career, you're just making an ass of yourself.
Human internet is so cute.
But your animal brains are not quite ready for that, so you've become addicted.
Look at her just roasting all of her.
of us subhuman people for not being able to understand the technology of 5G internet connection.
Once again, she's sitting on her pedestal like she doesn't experience any of these issues
herself.
All of you subhuman animal brains cannot understand the fact that 5G internet connection is making
you addicted to your phone.
Girl, we fucking get it.
People are addicted to their phones.
You don't got to be fucking annoying.
Believe me, we don't need you and your yee-y-ass haircut trying to tell us about the
Problems of society.
If you're gonna be on earth, at least worry about the clothes you're wearing.
You look like you got cut from the middle school varsity team.
And it's a way to just completely dissociate from reality anytime you want.
I would pay attention to how many times you're leaving the present moment throughout the day.
How often can you even stay in it?
It doesn't seem like long.
But you all are trying.
Not all, but a lot of you are trying.
And I see it.
Keep it out.
So after you call us,
soap human animal brains,
now you're trying to be uplifting and empathetic to us now.
Keep going, guys.
Keep trying to lower your phone screen time.
Keep enjoying the present moment, ladies and gentlemen.
Play, girl, can you fuck off?
You're not telling us anything new.
Yes, audience.
In fact, you shouldn't be on your phone
eight hours a day scrolling TikTok.
Who would a new, ladies and gentlemen,
that that is bad for your health?
We could have figured that out perfectly fine
without your they-them ass.
Just gel reporting live. I am an alien reporter here on Earth.
Just checking it out.
It's the first intelligent society to destroy its own planet.
Get that, would you?
I know, lady. Get that, would you?
Finally, you're starting to talk like a fucking alien.
They talk a lot about, oh, we hate white men.
Uh, lady, what the fuck are you talking about?
I thought you were just an environmentalist talking about how we destroy.
our own planet with plastic.
Now we are talking about how we hate white men?
What the fuck are you preaching now?
And they have a presidential election happening this year,
and the two frontrunners are white men.
Are you fucking stupid?
The two frontrunners is an all-American boy
and then a girl that seems to have every fucking race known to man.
This has to be an old video, but yes,
the two front runners are two white old men, yes.
I will say, I don't know how much of the...
this is actually happening or is more in my head because I also have noticed that males on planet
earth are allowed to age in a way that females are not. I've also noticed a pretty large uptick in
using lip fillers and cheek fillers to conform to a beauty standard that was created by the people
in charge who by the way are men. I'm convinced this lady's entire fucking career is
just about hating white dudes in the environment, and also just men in general.
A feminist environmentalist that hates men that pretends to be an alien on TikTok is pretending
to be better than everybody else.
Go fucking figure.
Anyways, audience, like the video and I'll make another video about this alien.
But anyways, yeah, I'll catch y'all.
This stretch was so tight that the man became stuck upside down.
All right, people, what's up?
Cave divers on TikTok are absolutely unhinged.
Now listen, if there is anybody in the audience that has claustophobia,
then this video is definitely for you.
The videos that I collected for today has actually terrified me through the screen.
And with the amount of videos that I have made on my channel, that honestly says a lot.
Anyways, with that being said, let's begin.
Yeah, uh, I know that I'm only one video into reacting to the plethora of videos we're checking out today.
But I already don't see the hype.
I literally do not see the hype of going into a hole that's like three inches in diameter.
Anytime I ever see a hole in the ground or those water drains in the middle of the road,
my first thought is, oh yeah, I should probably not stand on top of that.
And this was a thing that was instilled in me since childhood.
Nobody had to tell me to not jump inside of random holes or stand on top of water drains.
I just didn't do it.
So for me to do something like this, like to intentionally,
go inside of a deep, dark hole, pause.
I would literally have to
fight my instinct and my
biology of not going inside
of the hole. Seriously, what fucking
lunatics actually do
this? This is like on the line
between bravery and straight
stupidity. Yeah, uh,
so these guys are fucking lunatics.
Like, seriously, audience, look
at the width of that hole that they're
going into. That shit is like
the width of like a subway
foot long. If I were to go to the
gym and do my daily squats, I would not be able to fit my ass in that hole. Meanwhile, little critters
like this are sitting here just scurrying all the way down the hole thinking that there's
actually going to be an exit. Like seriously, what is the end goal here just trying to find the
exit or just a nice adventure? You guys aren't discovering anything new, you guys aren't on any sort
of special mission. Why are you risking your life for something like this? I seriously do not
think I am ever going to understand this shit.
Bro, why do I feel like this is the perfect precedent for the rest of this video?
Cave divers with a loving family at home when they discover a crevice called Neptune's ass crack
with a 0% survival rate.
Bro, holy shit, you guys crack me up.
Get it, guys, Neptune's ass crack.
They fucking crack.
Okay.
But in all seriousness, I cannot say that this video is wrong.
I swear that the people that are cave divers,
a mole in their previous life.
You see, these are the guys that'll go into a dead end in a cave and will actually live.
Whenever you're a 200-pound, 6'4-man, I don't exactly think that that is the best specs for you to be going into a cave.
This shit is not Minecraft, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, I love it.
Uh, buddy, there is no oxygen tank anywhere to be found on your person.
I would never have that much trust in myself to go that far deep in a hole.
I don't care how cool the desk.
the destination is.
I am not going that far into a hole
without no oxygen tank.
Hell no.
All it takes is for my clothing
to get stuck on one rock
and I'm fucking cooked.
Now granted, the destination looks
absolutely beautiful, but I'm not trying
to die in the destination.
I'm trying to at least live
to tell the tale.
Maybe next time, buddy,
you should have some oxygen on your body.
Just a thought.
This is why you should think twice
before going caving.
Thank you for the disclaimer, buddy,
but I don't think I need it.
I have never thought twice in my life about going cave diving.
Not because I've always wanted to go cave diving
and I made the impulsive decision.
I just never wanted to fucking do it.
Oh, well, he's dead now.
Just kidding, YouTube, he didn't die.
At least I don't think so.
These guys were exploring a dark cave
with an old map from the 1970s.
Yeah, dude, because let's just use a map
that's from the 1970s
because that's going to be the most accurate
and up-to-day precision
fucking recording of this cave.
I am not trusting my life with a map from the 1970s in diving 500 feet below the Earth's crust.
You have got me seriously messed up if you make me do that.
At first, everything seemed fine, but then they came across a passage that was way too narrow.
And then they turned around, right?
Right?
Yeah, they definitely went down the narrow path, didn't they?
These guys are such idiots.
They've gone further on the maps, like way further.
Are you sure this is the way?
It doesn't even look like if you're going on large, why not?
I mean, if there's a rope going in there.
But there was a rope leading into it.
So they decided to keep going.
That's when things started to go wrong.
Is he under?
Oh.
Are you going, Eric?
Jacob?
Hopefully we just bailed it.
Yeah, I don't care how close I am with my homies.
I am not going caving with them inside of close proximity,
water in the ceiling like that.
If all I have is a couple inches to spare between dirty, murky water in the ceiling where there's a little bit of oxygen,
all it takes is one of my homies to freak out and everybody dies.
That would be mistake number one of going into the situation.
Luckily, they managed to calm everyone down and get out safely.
Oh, well, isn't that just splendid?
Everybody got out of the cave safely.
And audience, let me go ahead and tell you what these group of dumbasses are going to do the very next day.
They're going to find another chance.
cheeky little crevice that's the size of a fucking foot long at subway and they're gonna dolphin dive
into that hole upside down and they're all gonna die together you know forget your wife and children
that love you back at home let's just keep diving into complete bullshit that's totally the most
productive thing to do with your time i'm not gonna promise safely but i will get into this passage
oh god i can't see nothing with his helmet on dude it gets tighter too
Audience, I really just want you guys to pay attention to the dialogue of what this dude is saying.
I have yet to hear this man say, oh my gosh, this is so fun. Let's keep going.
All I hear is him complaining about how tight it is. It's getting more and more congested.
But let's just keep fucking going, dude. Let's just go ahead and keep getting more stuck.
What kind of backwards thinking do cave divers have?
I think one arm has to be backwards and one arm has to be four.
I seriously don't know why this dude feels the need to record this whole experience.
You know, the main difference between life and death in this situation is not the fact that his arm literally has to be backwards to crawl through this cave.
It's the fact that he feels like he needs to vlog himself to death.
Bro, for once in your life, put away the camera and you might survive.
No.
Oh, this is not going to be good.
Oh, really, sir, it's not looking good.
Well, maybe you should turn around.
Oh yeah, that's right, you fucking can.
A group of 10 experienced cavers were descending into a cave when they came across a very narrow passage.
They had learned about the cave before entering and decided to go through one of its most difficult sections.
Four of them chickened out.
Yeah, okay, buddy, let's go ahead and shame the four people that quote unquote chickened out on dying.
Oh my gosh, bro, you're such a pussy.
You don't want to go down a cave where there's a zero percent survival rate?
Yeah, buddy, I think I will live with the fact that I'll be a chicken.
At least I will get to live knowing that I'm
I was a chicken, unlike you guys.
Leaving only six inside, they kept going and managed to squeeze through the tightest part of the cave.
However, they didn't realize that above ground, a sudden and intense thunderstorm had begun.
Yeah, and then they probably died.
How much you want to bet that I'm right?
According to their map, there was supposed to be a small stream in the cave, but the water level was rising at an alarming rate.
Realizing the danger, they decided to turn back and exit the cave.
However, they were already three hours in, and the water was pouring in even faster.
The six cavers desperately tried to swim up the cave to reach larger chambers, but all of them drowned.
What can I say, ladies and gentlemen?
I'm an absolute profit.
I think this is a beautiful time to conclude.
Honey and subscribe to the channel if you want another episode of cave divers.
With that being said, I'll catch you guys.
Later.
You can get sucked into the game.
Let's get out of this storm.
Come on, Lana, come on.
All right, people, welcome back to the channel.
Welcome back to another video.
Fortnite, ladies and gentlemen.
I know this game, for some reason, is still popular.
23 million searches per month.
I mean, that's pretty insane.
But audience, let me go ahead and tell you a secret.
You want to know what's more insane than 23 million searches a month on Fortnite?
There is a family channel that is addicted to Fortnite.
I know you can call me late to the party on David TV's Fortnite Battle Royale skit.
But audience, do you really think that I could really pass up this amazing video, this amazing offer?
If you think that I will, then you are horribly mistaken.
But anyways, before we get into today's video, if you end up and join the video,
please subscribe to the channel.
It's free and you can always unsubscribe later.
Well, yeah, with that being said, let's go ahead.
and take a gander at David's TV.
You can get sucked into the game.
Rest we're building.
No, I don't think, I don't think I will be subscribing after I seen that intro.
You know, I'll give you a big thumbs up, two thumbs up in the air on the editing, right?
You know, you did some good green screen, I'll give you that.
But it's just like, do I need to subscribe to you because you made a Fortnite video?
Dude, do I really need to?
That's right, we've heard your comments and we know you want a Fortnite in real life video.
No, we don't.
All right, I know I can't.
on pausing the video like every millisecond but you know what that's kind of like the point on
a commentary youtube channel these little kids all right these guys are like what eight years old
nine years old do they already have an on camera presence at like eight to nine years old that's
actually incredible i remember when i made youtube videos at like nine years old bro i was so unbelievably
nervous but if you really look in comparison to these kids right because they're just surrounded
by a camera 24-7 they do a really good job at having a camera presence now look i really get that
I'm supposed to be making fun of these little crum crunchers and this really beer alcoholic looking dad.
But I can't deny the fact that this guy is doing a really good job at this video.
Like, I'm actually engaged.
So this is it.
We've got Atlanta.
She's going to play some battle royale.
Dylan's playing battle royale right now.
What are you in a tree?
Yeah.
Oh, there you go.
Check out his skin.
Look at his skin.
It's sick.
Which skin is that?
Watch this ready?
Mm-hmm.
Look at that.
That is so cool.
Wow.
Dude, a Fortnite dance that you stole your parents' credit card for?
Wow, dude, congratulations.
I haven't heard a single Fortnite dance since, like, what, 2018?
I don't know about you, audience, but bro, Fortnite, in my opinion, I think Fortnite fell off.
At least for me, I ain't playing that game anymore.
So anytime I'm hearing a Fortnite dance in a video or anything like that, or it's playing in the background,
I literally get a nostalgia rush.
Jagger's playing some battle royale, but Roblox Fortnite.
Yeah, baby, playing that Roblox Fortnite.
You know how we do it, audience.
Like, I totally don't play Roblox in, like, every single YouTube video I've ever created.
Look, ladies and gentlemen, I know I nag on Roblox a lot, but bro, it's pretty cool.
Or tonight, on the other hand, ladies and gentlemen, all right, it's pretty dooty booty.
What we did is we made some of the inventory on Fortnite.
That's right, we have this small shield potion.
We have the large sealed potion right here.
Chug jug here.
Slurp juice.
Slurp juice.
And if you don't hope we have found it.
You know, the fact that they actually took the time out of their day to go ahead and create the
Fortnite inventory, all right, I got to give them credit, all right?
They actually did something pretty cool.
Even though to the general audience, you might think that, oh, wow, that's just a huge
waste of money.
But, bro, when you think about it, all right, this video got 22 million views.
They probably spent like a couple hundred dollars on this YouTube video, but I guarantee
that they definitely made their profit.
They decided that they're going to chase that YouTube algorithm and chasing it.
They did, bro.
20 to a million views.
That is crazy.
And we heard if you try these, if you drink these, you can get sucked into the game.
If someone's playing Fortnite nearby and you drink these, you go in the game.
Do you think it's really true?
Oh, of course, Karen.
Of course it's going to be true.
How else are you going to make your thousands of dollar profit from this YouTube video?
I'm trying to shield potions.
Is everyone ready?
Dylan, are you ready?
Yeah.
Drink ours.
Okay.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, you go.
Oh my gosh.
So I guess we're actually stuck inside of Fortnite?
Yeah, you know, being stuck inside of Fortnite, you know, that's pretty cool.
But the real question is, how are you going to get out of Fortnite?
I don't know about you guys, but whenever you play Fortnite, there can only be one true winner.
Looks like Daddy's going to have them secure the children.
This is insane, guys.
According to this guy's rule, right, if somebody's playing Fortnite nearby, right, which is
their computers, then they would be able to go into the game.
But since somebody is actually clicking ready on their characters,
then that just tells me that somebody broke into your home, bro.
If I were inside a Fortnite and I noticed that I was getting readied up and it wasn't me,
I would be trying to leave the game as soon as possible.
I would try to grab my AR-15 and I am sweeping my home.
Because clearly somebody broke into my home and trying to play Fortnite on my computer.
Well, you fat alcoholic, if you didn't want to miss the bus,
then you should have ran a little bit faster.
Maybe, just maybe, if you were 25 beers deep,
then you would actually be able to recognize the bus and get on it with your wife and kids.
Oh my gosh, you guys.
I can't believe I made it.
That was so close.
Atlanta, where do you want to bail at?
Atlanta, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Dude, this editing is actually pretty good.
You know, I can't really critique the editing a little too much because I'm a commentary YouTube channel
with Arsenal Roblox gameplay in the background.
But hey, if there's one department that they excel over me in,
it's definitely this Fortnite Burger editing.
I got to be taking some notes, audience, all right?
I'm coming out tomorrow with my Fortnite channel.
All right, we, we're going to be bawling on YouTube.com.
All right, here we go.
Follow me.
You know, I really want to know what the neighbors were thinking when they were recording this video.
Dude, their neighborhood is probably smack full of a bunch of elderly old people.
These people probably built their houses after the economic boom of 1945 of World War II.
At least that's what's inside of my neighborhood.
It's just a bunch of old people that fart dust.
Because, bro, it's so uncommon to see a young person inside of my neighborhood.
If I seen this video being recorded outside my window and I seen these two kids, I would be like, oh, bro, look at that.
It's two lost orphans.
I guess the Gerber Life program and the child support wasn't enough for them.
Who even is this audience?
If they actually got one of their own neighbors in on their own YouTube video, all right?
That's pretty funny.
I mean, then again, if you are a YouTuber with over a million subscribers, I would assume people in your neighborhood is going to know who you are.
Awesome, keep it.
All I found was this little guy.
boys they'll have anything better we could be on big trouble yeah dude this family looks like they're in some
deep trouble bro all right if you got a pistol in a pump action you seem pretty screwed you got to get that
golden scar got to get that RPG i mean this video only has like two minutes left so who knows they might
actually be passing away in this youtube video and that's how the video ends ladies and gentlemen
the father passes away and who in a new audience these kids are now going to be fatherless who in a
But anyways, audience, I hope you guys ended up and joined the video.
Please subscribe if you enjoyed.
But yeah, I'm going to go back to where the dark ones came.
Later.
