Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 51

Episode Date: November 16, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 51

Alright people what's up? The creepiest Minecraft animator on YouTube got even worse. Now audience, the subject of today's video is once again Feedback King. I have made, admittedly enough, a handful of videos on this person in the past, where they have covered Pokemon animations, Minecraft animations, and a lot of weird shit in between. Yeah, exactly. How the fuck can you explain this shit? Anyways, this absolute God send of an animator dropped a seven minute video where Steve gets to interact with cowgirl in Minecraft.

Anyways, before we begin, please just go in a room by yourself without your parents nearby. So, you know, I'm not the reason that you get fucking grounded today. And also YouTube, the video that I am reacting to today is not to sexually gratify the viewer in any way. The video that I am reacting to is also not age restricted. I can view this on a Google account that's 10 years old or 18 years old. And just for reference, this video has been on your place, platform for over three months, so do not backtrack now and try to age or strict my shit. Fuck you.

Anyways, now that I got that out of the way, let's begin. Bring it. I gave you my uncle, right? It was the only way to save you. Wow, so only five seconds into the video, and I have seen so many things that I don't think I should have seen. Talk about a guy that was teasing the following seven minutes of this video. My lord. Why the fuck do we have the black and orange website when we got feedback king, ladies?

and gentlemen. Okay, in all seriousness, though, why the fuck would you actually spend several hours of your day drawing this shit? I feel like I've made this point about this guy many times in the past, but it's still relevant today. I'm in a call with my thumbnail artist Numa countless times while she's drawing my thumbnail. This shit actually does take a long time to draw, ladies and gentlemen. These drawings you're seeing on screen right now, it doesn't just take 20 minutes and you're done. This shit actually does take time. For all the artists in the audience, you would know. But that's crazy. This motherfucker has to think about Cowgirl in Minecraft for over 20 hours a day in order for him to accomplish these types of cinematics. Kind of weird, not gonna lie.

Alright. I think I've gathered enough wood for today. I think it's about time to head back home. Huh? Is that a cave spider? What? Get the heck off of you, son of a b***! Ugh! Holy shit, audience! Are we actually getting a Feedback King video that's 30 seconds? long and no tibb-t-fusses in the video. I'm actually kind of impressed. For Feedback King's standards, this is actually a fucking record, ladies and gentlemen.

The typical Feedback King video, only 30 seconds in and you would already have to get your fucking lotion out. I'm sure Feedback King is sitting back in his gaming chair having a fucking mental breakdown because he hasn't been able to draw hentai yet. Oh my god, it's only 30 seconds in the video when I can't draw fucking titty. Oh, you slippery f***er. You just bit me! me. All right. Bring it, motherfucker. Bro, I already know this guy stole that fucking shit straight out of Demon Slayer. Yeah, Feedback King, you think I wouldn't know? Come on, guys, look at my YouTube channel. You don't think I'm an avid anime consumer. Guys, I'm a loser, just like the rest of you.

Crap. That son of a bitch just poisoned me. I need to get back to my house. Make an antidote before I... Well, audience, that's the end of the video. Hope you guys enjoyed subscribing. I'm just kidding. just kidding. We still got five and a half minutes, baby. Bored it. Audience, I guess it didn't take too long for this type of shit to begin. I can already predict the rest of the video. For anybody in the audience that played Minecraft, you would know how he's going to have to get the antidote. Everybody knows that it's a bucket of milk. Need I say more?

Uh, I feel like I know exactly what the fuck just happened in this black screen. See YouTube. We do in fact care about your guidelines. Please don't fucking kill me. I have a family YouTube. Well, I actually don't. But please don't fucking kill me. Audience, for the rest of the video, I am actually respectfully staring at her fucking face. Do you see something on the screen?

I don't see anything on the screen. I'm actually respectful, unlike you fuckers. You should learn to respect women, audience, okay? Women are not objects. They're actually a sign of beauty, okay? Maybe you guys should take a step back and learn to fucking reflect on your lives. You should be like Rith,

a sexy, humble genius that respects women. Women. Uh, you're finally awake. You were poisoned. Are you okay? Uh, yeah. I feel fine. Oh, I'm so glad you're okay.

I was so worried when I found you passed out on the ground like that. I was afraid I was too late. Yeah, a freaking spider got me. I was too careless. I was stupid of me to not be on guard. Is this motherfucker asexual or some shit? Are you not reading the room, Steve? You have respectfully, of course, an absolute 10 out of 10 babe in front of you. Bro, ask her out to fucking McDonald's or something. Holy shit.

I know I should have wore my armor. I'm an idiot. Hey, you're still recovering. It's pointless to think about that right now. You should just be glad to be alive. That was a close call back there. Yeah, I suppose you're right. Oh, won't you? Look at that, Steve is actually a human being.

I knew this motherfucker couldn't hide his feelings forever. Bro, if I woke up and I was Steve and she was in front of me, I would fucking take her on her back and then I would... I'm sorry, I mean, we were gonna go straight to the Bible. I'm talking straight to fucking Leviticus. This is my finest moment, so I didn't expect meeting someone new. I don't think we've met before, have we? No, we haven't.

Bro, what the fuck is this shit? shitty ass plot why are you guys talking to each other like co-workers you have been given the opportunity of a fucking lifetime steve why are you not taking advantage of it take her to fcdonalds take her to red lobster take her somewhere if you're not gonna take cowgirl i sure will and i didn't expect to find someone passed out on the ground either uh my name's tess oh tess huh well it's nice to meet you tess mine's steve it's nice to meet you too uh can Can somebody please tell me what just happened? Am I missing something here? I could have just swore that all they did was exchange names. Do they like recognize each other from somewhere or some shit? Is this love story already getting fucking ruined?

You were lying on the ground and I wanted to give you something more comfortable to lay your head on while you recover. So I thought my lap would be the best solution. Yeah, this motherfucker feedback king also stole this shit straight out of ReZero. Why am I picking up on all this dude's references? Holy shit. Oh, yeah? Well, uh, thanks. I appreciate it.

Really. Yeah, no problem. I gotta be honest. It was a stroke of luck that you found me, and even had some medicine with you to cure poison. I can't thank you enough. Anyway, What type of anadote did you use?

It was the best tasting medicine I've ever had. Steve, but... Buh, b, b, b, are you fucking stupid? You, Steve, of all people, should know that the only antidote in Minecraft is milk. You know what the fuck happened, mister. You just don't want to admit it. Oh, I, uh, you know. I know what?

I, uh, it's always so embarrassing to say out loud. I'll just have to say it super quickly so I can just get it out the way. Your milk, huh? Feedback King you are not making it very fucking easy to make this video monetize I'm gonna have to censor so much shit in this video ladies and gentlemen by the way audience if you were to watch my videos on Spotify you would get to see all this shit unscensored now you know why I love Spotify more than YouTube because holy shit this motherfucker feedback king is causing me so much extra work you what actually what I think it is bro why the fuck is getting mad at cowgirl. Okay, I'm actually convinced this dude is gay. How are you getting mad, Steve? What the fuck is wrong with you? If I were to tell my boys, this exact story happened to me, I would be getting so many fucking high fives. No, no, just listen, okay? It's better if I just show you.

Really confused! Okay, clearly Steve has never been to fucking eighth grade health class. If you're confused about that, Steve, then I'm convinced you're just fucking stupid. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel. for more feedback King animations. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. Hey guys! Jesus Christ, do I really have to hear your fucking mouth again? Hey guys.

Hey! Hey, shut the fuck up! Here is... What the fuck was that? Guy-ahs. Well, fucka, sounds like Mr. Crabbs. Guyah. Guys!

Alright, people, what's up? Today, I found the worst Roblox E-dater. I am going to be trolling as an online dater. Ladies and Jee-Aidder. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Maya Amber. For those who don't know the lore I've had with this Roblox YouTuber, around 10 months ago, I decided to make a video on this Roblox YouTuber. She responded to my video and she wasn't very happy.

And so I continued making videos about her, and the videos regarding her just keep getting a ton of views. So now at this point, she's kind of like a staple in my YouTube channel. But yeah, today she apparently decides to roleplay as an online e-dater in Roblox. Strolling in Brookhaven as an online e-dater gone wrong. Oh boy, I really want to see how this goes wrong. Anybody that decides this girl is their baby mama? Yeah, that's a fuck up.

Because she thinks she's inside of an anime edit or some bullshit. Hey guys, it's me, Red. Like, what the f f f f did you expect to happen? You're not that interesting. I hope you got always. Thank you, Maya. And I was having a good day until I saw your fucking video. I hope you're ready for today's video.

You see, audience, there's some people on YouTube that should and shouldn't have a face cam. And personally, in my opinion, Maya Amber should not have a face cam. And this isn't even me taking a stab at her personal appearance. It's just that she looks so unnatural when she's on camera. Like, I feel awkward just watching her. Because as you guys can see by the title. And the thumbnail. The thumbnail.

Yeah, the thumbnail of your video looks like shit. You should commission an actual artist. It's pretty crazy that the drop. of you in my thumbnails are better than your actual channel thumbnails. That's pretty fucking depressing. I am going to be trolling in Brookhaven RP. Okay, we get it. You don't need to do that stupid fucking zoom in on your face every time there's an awkward silence.

If you're gonna do that, then just mute your entire video. Trust me, your channel's gonna be much more watchable if you just mute your whole shit. As an online dater, guys. Wow, Maya, 30 seconds in your fucking video and you finally tell us what you're gonna do. No wonder nobody watches your shit. Everybody falls asleep. When you guys click a Rith video, you guys know exactly what the fuck you're clicking on. I don't do none of this bullshit of, hey guys, what's up?

I give you the shit straight up. Yes, you read the title correctly. I am going to be trolling as an online dater. Shut the fuck up. Get to the video, please. I already know this video is going to be so cringe, guys, so just wish me luck. No, Maya, this video isn't cringe. What the f f f f f you mean?

Come on, Queen. You can't say that your videos are cringe. Certainly, you're the most entertaining Roblox YouTuber on the face of the fucking planet. Give it a thumbs up. First of all, do that right now. No, I don't think I will. I'll give you a fat fucking thumbs down, though. Because I'm literally about to suffer.

Trust me, baby, I'm right there beside you. I'm going to be suffering, too. The entire fucking video. Seriously. Yeah, I was being serious, too. Okay, so I'm currently on my account right now, and I'm not going to make that mistake in this. video guys by trolling as an online dater on my actual account yeah mya you certainly don't want to do that

because you're so fucking famous on youtube mufriks pulling 12 000 views in three weeks on a 550k subchannel yeah mya you're too famous for robox no i do not want to be embarrassed i do not want to get exposed you're right mya f what if you got exposed what if somebody were what if somebody were to embarrass you on youtube that would surely be embarrassing mya okay let's just get that straight. So let's go make a secret fake undercover account guys. Or maybe you can just not trick five-year-olds into wanting to date you on Roblox. I think at this point that would be the the least weird option. You guys already know I had to. I had to. I literally had to peep the username guys. She really made her username Maya de Batti. Yeah, yeah, that's a fucking lie.

Maya the Badi. Come on. So, Explanatory guys Maya the baddie okay I actually feel so good right now guys like literally I'm undercover I'm not my amber I'm literally just Maya the baddie right now like seriously guys Yeah yeah yeah Maya you're so funny like you're so undercover like you're so fucking bad shut the fuck up I am not myself right now okay this feels so weird it literally feels so weird bro it's literally pixels on a screen why the fuck do you feel so weird I swear this muft is spending way too much time on her computer Like she genuinely whipped out the fucking blue light glasses to record this video. But anyways, guys, we cannot expose online diners looking like this. Okay, looking like this. Although there's nothing wrong with looking like this. You guys just know that I got to overdo it.

As always. Maya, I think what you do is probably the most anti-climatic shit ever. Like seriously, this girl hypes up her YouTube videos to no end, spending 40 fucking seconds hyping up what she's going to do in the video. And then when she actually executes the video, she just does a bunch of bullshit like this. Yeah. Yeah. Video.

Do you guys perhaps find this shit entertaining? Because I sure fucking don't. I'm going to give myself some Robux. You know, so we can get the nails, the wig, the batty makeup guys, everything. I bet it's going to look like shit. So I'll be right back. Let me go buy some Robux. Okay, guys.

So now that I'm 800 Robux richer. in a Roblox. Let's go head over to the catalog and have this girl looking like a batty in two minutes. Let's go. This is future Maya coming at you with the news. Okay, what the fuck is she doing? She all of a sudden turns into nerdy Mavis. I'm just kidding you guys. I just realized how hard I flexed on you guys with that 800 Robux. You flexed on me with your Robux? Oh fuck a 800 Robux is 10 US dollars. If you want to flex on me, Maya, Here, I'll flex on you right back. Boom! Look at all that fucking cheddar.

And Maya, 8,000 of that is from making fun of you. That was not nice of me. So, what I'm going to do? I'm going to give away this Robux card to you guys. Oh my God, Maya, please make me win. Please give me some Robux. I'm so fucking poor. So if you guys want a chance to win this Robux card right here,

which is 800 Robux. Oh, my God. 800 Robux. I can go and take a shit right now and totally not make $500. Maya, give my peasant ass 10. US dollars. But anyways, all you have to do is follow my Instagram. I will put it on the screen somewhere. Like all my pictures. Are you guys getting that? Follow? Like all the pictures, number three,

DM me and say why you want to win this Robux? Guys, you think I should DM her? Yeah, too late. I already fucking did. Please, Maya, give me Robux. I'm going to go fucking homeless. Now let's get back on with the video. Bye. Okay, seriously, let's get to the part where she's actually online dating. You guys already know, rate my avatar on a scale from 1 to 10. Let me do a little spin for you guys. Do not say anything less than a 10 because I'm going to be watching the comments, guys. I can agree she's a 10. A fucking negative 10.

Let's expose some online daters. Anyways, let's start by saying in the chat, A, B, C, for a baddie girl. Why the fuck do you type so slow? I mean, I understand you just got your nails. done their 5 yards long. I guess it's understandable for you to type one key every 5 fucking seconds. You're not tag Roblox, okay?

Thank you. ABC for a baddie girl. Let's see who is going to fall into this trap. Well, I guess it's Aaron. Aaron. Holy shit. You can't even say the name Aaron correctly. I seriously have no idea how this girl circumvented a 9 to 5 with his Kroger brand.

fucking Roblox gameplay. Euren. However you say his name. It's him, guys. He has fallen into the trap. He fell in the mouse trap, guys. He smelt the cheese. He fell into the trap.

Maya, good one. That was fucking funny. I swear, audience, if it wasn't for me commenting on this video, I swear all you motherfuckers would be asleep. I guarantee you 100% if you would be like, like, like, motherfucker, you would be snoring your asses off. Meet me.

A house. For the love of God's green. earth can you not improvise for a video at all 500,000 subscribers ladies and gentlemen and she still doesn't know how to improvise a YouTube video if any of you are doubting if you can become successful on YouTube just know that this girl exists guys he just said okay with that emoji in the chat I'm really doing this hot I have no idea why the f you're the one that's getting grossed out you're the one that wanted to make this video when the first place. Wouldn't you be the fucking weird one? I don't know why I was a little excited to expose online daters, but then I forget how cringe they are guys.

Yeah, Maya, so fucking cringe. Like, I feel so bad for you for how cringe they are. Because, you know, Queen, you're like the exact opposite of cringe. Anytime that I want the detox from, you know, the internet's toxicity in cringe, I always, no joke, no scam audience, I pop on a Maya Amber video and I feel much better. Yeah, no, that was a fucking lie. Guys. Are you guys getting entertained? right now. There's so much fucking action on screen right now. This shit's more entertaining than a fucking golf tournament. Like seriously, what the fuck is entertaining about any of this shit? And now I understand why this girl's channel is dead. Fucking speak, please. I guess I am looking for a man. A man to expose in this video for being an online dater. And man, probably boy. You're probably a boy. And what are you doing? Where's your mom? Where's your mom? Can I call her? I need to call her now.

Maya, you want to call this boy's mother and tell her what, that you were online dating him in Roblox? Yeah, like that totally isn't going to make you look fucking creepy. Because why are you online dating a Birkhaven RP on Roblox? Somebody needs to give answers right now. I think I've got all the answers I need. E-dating little boys and Roblox for YouTube content. Yeah, that's all I need to fucking know. But anyways, audience, click the video on screen.

I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Perfect. All right, people. What's up? Today I found probably the nastiest food waster on TikTok. Pop them in, I'm gonna take them out and show you what they look like. Audience, I introduce you to Banana Loves You too. No introduction needed, this lady is just, what the fuck?

You know, despite it being chocolate syrup and not like pain or some shit, this actually looks pretty cool. But, uh, why the fuck do you have sprinkles here? That's gonna completely fuck everything up. Not to mention it's wasting more shit. Stand up facing the other direction. What the fuck are we supposed to wow at? Wow, she made a fucking mess in the backyard. Wow, she just wasted a shit ton of chocolate sprinkles and syrup.

Wow, how the fuck did she not suffocate in that bag? Diggity damn! Have you ever had this? The 10 buck fuck is this creation? Are you sticking a hot dog inside of canned pineapple? And you're gonna tell me that's an edible recipe. Fuck off. Everybody knows you're not actually gonna eat a hot dog mixed with fucking pineapple.

This is all rage baiting on TikTok. It should sink down into the can all the way around the pineapple. See how much it goes down? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I see it. Who the fuck are you? You was probably an old-ass man getting astonished by any recipe this bitch creates. By the way, you're going to be hearing this old-ass man a lot throughout the video.

Literally anything this woman creates inside the kitchen, you have this fucking cheerleader soy boy of a man. In the background congratulating her for fucking doing anything in the kitchen. It's annoying as shit. That's it. That's all you need. Pop them in I'm gonna take them out and show you what they look like You know lady I'd rather not

I'd rather see my grandma Nick I mean actually I'm gonna walk that back Oh gosh it's so perfect you guys Yeah I take that back I'll see naked grandma any day Because what the fuck is this What happened to the hot dog? It looks like a bunch of plaque on a third grader's fucking teeth And you is saying this shit is edible

Get the fuck out of here Look Whoa whoa fuck you I am absolutely blown away that you're actually going to wow that shit. It looks like frozen camel piss. Y'all are just fucking nasty. Not to mention the sole purpose of you wasting food and shit.

You guys are just a double whammy of fucking degenerate. Got the Mentos? You guys got all that Coke and a shit ton of Mentos for what? What are you going to do? Blow up the Coke? Well, first things first, you got the wrong type of fucking Coke, you dumbass. Normal Coke doesn't even react with Mentos. The reason Diet Coke works is because the artificial flavoring

is what causes the reaction. Not the Coke itself, you fucking morons. I thought we knew this shit since middle school. Yeah. Coca-Cola and. It's not called, is it? No, yeah, you can't. Shut the fuck up, Banshee.

I'm trying to read. Damn, motherfucker interrupting independent reading time. Fuck off. Anyways, it has this crazy reaction, huh? I can tell these guys are complete rookies and what they're doing. Did you guys, like, not have a chemistry class in school? Where your teacher got the Mentos and the

Diet Coke and blew that shit up? Or were you guys too fucking stupid to pay attention in class? Probably that. Thanks, lady. I didn't see the fucking Coke 25 seconds in the video. I swear she thinks I'm five years old or some shit. I know you're wasting food. I know you got the wrong fucking Coke and I know where the Coke is.

Does it look like my name is fucking Helen Keller? Have you ever taken a Coke bath? Fuck you. I don't know, audience. Have you taken a Coke bath? Have you decided to waste over? $70 fucking dollars in Coke just to have a soda-like tingly feeling on your ass for five minutes? No, you don't waste a bunch of shit like this lady.

Good. All these going in right now. Guys, holy fuck, why is it not working? They really thought they were about to get a bang-up for the TikTok website. But because they spent all this money for Coca-Cola, they knew they had to post it anyways to get their money's worth. And it's so unbelievably funny how they fucked up their entire video. If you guys did one quick Google.

search, your video would actually be a lot more funny. I mean, who wouldn't want to see a food waste or get fucked up with a bunch of coke? Okay, that sounds crazy out of context. Coca-Cola, I'm not talking about drugs, ladies and gentlemen, don't do drugs. What I'm trying to say is karma's a bitch, and I really hope she gets it. Is it doing anything? No. Oh, my God!

Oh, what a bummer. You wasted all that coke and money for nothing. You deserve it. Fuck you. Perfect. So I've got the grill preheated. So let me show you underneath so you can see. Take a look.

Yep, oh yeah, okay, so the bottom part's cooking normal, but the top part's gonna cook with this, with the matches. Are you guys fucking stupid? Why would you have a bunch of matches to cook a fucking steak on a grill? Where is the thought process to making these videos? And the best part is that you can't even say that the steak is expired. I don't know about you, but that is a fresh-ass piece of meat. And that steak is probably not gonna taste good nor be edible when it's covered in fucking sulfur. If a motherfucker is trying to cook a steak like this or trying to poison, somebody. Flip it over.

Let me see the other side. Oh, guys, we did it. I want to see it. We did amazing. Flip it. Flip it. Let me see the other side.

That is the furthest thing from a cooked steak. When I can still hear the cow fucking mooing from the meat, I know that shit ain't cooked. And now you got to pick out the wood because that shit got more holes than fucking SpongeBob. Long story short, stop wasting fucking meat. I have no idea what you're doing.

But all I know is that getting all that glue out of your hair is going to fucking suck. Yeah. Okay. Now, scoop that. Look at that. Is this the shit you got to do to become famous?

Wasting so much fucking glue and sprinkles and food just to get a few clicks on TikTok. Why are you guys not using glitter or some shit? Why do you guys continue to use food? It's fucking stupid you guys can't think of any alternative. Some asses.

Unicorn shoes. Here we fucking go again. All I can really say at this point is I really hope those sprinkles are expired. Chances are it's not expired. I mean, you already waste pretty good meat. So am I willing to bet that you bought expired sprinkles? Uh, you fucking did it. Stop being a piece of shit. But anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Darmine clones are seriously

getting out of hand. So I made them compete against each other. Today, three Darmine clones compete to see who has the best story, plot, comedy, lessons, whatever the fuck. We're checking out videos of the same topic to make sure this is all a fair match. Is Darmann going to win? I sure damn hope so. Let's begin. The first video is by Darmann. Nerd gets revenge on mean girls.

What happens is shocking Darmann. I always hear that people in high school can be mean, but I never thought it'd be this bad. I know, right? Do you want to play again? Hey girls. Whoa! Bethany? Shh!

I go by Bia now. Bethany was so middle school. Mother of God. One of the main characters in our story is insecure as fuck. If somebody calls you by your legal first name, I don't think you should have that much of a fit. Yeah, yeah, I was talking to Bethany. Shut the fuck up. It's Bia bitch. This girl's gotta calm her ass down.

If I were grading this video based on estrogen levels, this would be a fucking A-plus. He spent all summer. summer in Miami with your dad and you come back looking completely different? What happened? It's my new luck. Do you like it? Um, yeah, but what was wrong with your old one? Hey, take that off and change the lock screen. I don't want anyone to see that. Girl, you are freaking out over the most basic shit. Who fucking cares? I think the people looking at you in middle school. I think those are the weird fuckers. Freshman year of high school and I want to leave all that nerdy stuff behind. And,

And start fresh. And I think you guys should too. I don't get it. Why? If you don't have to change who you are to impress anyone. Agreed. But you do have to change if you don't want to get picked on. How about we acknowledge the fact that we actually all grow out of something in middle school? Whether you're a girl that used to be ugly as fuck or you're one of the fellas like me that stopped watching porn and jerking your cock off. I think it's character development. The fuck? And second, you need to take off these glasses. How are we supposed to see? Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.

I didn't see you there. This segment of the story is just these two flirting their asses off. It's the typical, oh, I love you. Need I say more? I don't think so. Hey, Kyle. Oh, hey, what's up, Jamie? Not much.

Do you mind if I talk to her for just one second? Oh, sure. No problem. Oh, hello. It was nice meeting you, Bia. Bye, Kyle. So, Bia, I'm guessing that you're new here. I'm Jamie.

I'm a junior. Do you want to come sit with us at the cool kids table? I'm sorry, did you say the cool kids table? The same cool kids table that has no contribution to society in drinks fucking peanut calatas every weekend. That cool kids table, fuck off. Everyone, please welcome Bethany. We actually have not one but two freshmen taking this class.

It's actually Bia. Oh, I'm so sorry, I'll make a note. So is it Bethany or is it Bia? Bia, definitely Bia. How the heck do you skip two years of math? Yeah, you must have been like super nerdy in middle school and like studied a lot. What's so funny? If the objective in school is to graduate, I think that you would really want to be around the nerds.

Because they're smart and they don't study on their tests and they still get 100 A pluses, you don't want to hang out with them. Excuse my French, but they're literally the definition of retarded. What? You're in this class, too? Wow. You must be pretty smart. Not really. I just got lucky. And you're modest.

Well, maybe you can help me study sometime. Seems like he's more interred than you think. You might have to do some interference. Hey, Bia, you know that homecoming's coming up, right? You should go with Nelson, since you know you two used to a date in the past and stuff. That, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call a bitch move. Then again, I don't know why this junior is freaking out over a freshman. In my school, it was a rule for the sophomores, juniors, and seniors to forget the freshmen even fucking exist.

There's no way he'd ever go for a freshman. Hey, Via. Hey, Kyle. I had a question I wanted to ask you. If it's about math class, I don't think I'll be able to tutor you. Honestly, I don't even know how I got into that class in the first place. No, no, it's not about tutoring. Oh.

I, uh, I wanted to see if you had anyone to go to homecoming with. Well, shit. I guess there's always gonna be that one guy. The junior shooting for a freshman. Aw shit. Why is everyone looking at us? I'm so sorry. I gotta go.

Hey, everyone? You've all met Bayeah, right? Kyle's date, the pretty new freshman. Well, the truth is, she's been lying to all of us. Yeah, she's not some cool kid. She's actually just a huge, lame nerd. Holy fucking shit, my third eye just opened. Baye is a nerd, but she's getting dick.

in her life. Oh shit, oh fuck, what a cardinal sin to be a nerd. You never change who you are to impress anyone. You should just be yourself. I actually like Bethany a little better than thea. But that's just my personal opinion. Hey babe. Hey, babe. I don't care what anybody says. That was wholesome as shit.

Darmann, you motherfucker, you get a point. That was a good ass video. If I had to give this video a grade, I'd give it a fat A plus. It's a Darm Man video. What the fuck did you expect? did you expect? The next video we're checking out is popular girl exploits a nerd. She lives to regret it, illumably. Move it. Can't you see where you're going or are you two blind? Oh my god, look what he's wearing. What a nerd. You guys dropped all my books on the floor. The protagonist in this video is such a pussy. I get that we're supposed to be doing the nerd stereotype here, but why do you

gonna make him the most puny motherfucker I've ever seen. I was a nerd in school and I still am a nerd. If some girls did that to me in the hallway, I'd be like, the fuck are you doing? Maybe if those white claw drunkard fucking bimbos would get out of my face, they wouldn't run into me. Why don't you go home and eat some curry and work on your chemistry workbooks? Why you guys being so rude to me? You don't even know me. Isn't your name like Rokan or Robon? Wait, Romaine. I think it is Romaine. Like the lettuce, right? I've been in your English class. For four years straight. My name is Rohan. Whatever, curry face.

This is miles worse than Darmann. You know, it's a bad video when I'm sitting in my office chair with my ass puckered so tight, not even a gay man can get inside me. I am cringing so bad. My cheeks are hydraulic pressed together. I am only praying this video gets better. Rohan! Rohan, hey, how are you?

No, no, no, you guys are just going to make fun of me again. Okay, so we are. We realized how mean we were and we want to make it up to you. Yeah. We feel so sorry for how we acted. Do you want to come over today? We could hang out and watch TV. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You want me to come over? I never miss Darmann until he's gone. What in the Timbuck fuck am I even watching anymore? Darmann, baby, please come back. Oh my gosh, I'm so nervous about this online test I have to take. Oh my gosh. I'm having an inside. I just got a text and it's due in an hour.

We're all done. We got an A, Caroline. You mean me, right? Hey, I can stay on cheer. See you tomorrow at school? Okay, okay. Wait, wait, I forgot. I don't have a way to get home. Is there like a bus station nearby?

Yeah, it's just a 30 minute walk. You're so strong, you'll be fine. So strong. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to. I'll keep it a stack. I would do the same thing. If you're gonna talk to me like I'm five years old and have an orgasm every time,

I'm in a five foot radius from you. You need to get the fuck out of my house now. Rohan, Rohan, hi! I'm sorry, do I know you? Well, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for the way I treated you back in the day. Blah, blah, blah, shut the fuck up, bitch. All I hear out of this girl's mouth is... Guess what they say is true.

Be nice to the nerds because we'll end up being your boss one day. Wow, my heart is fucking touched. If I had to give this one a grade, it's a fucking F. This is doggy dog shit. The next video is popular teen to humiliate nerd by Piper Rockel. You almost had 10 million subscribers and you're still copying Darmann. You are a fucking loser. I'm gonna be honest, almost every single one of you failed yesterday's test.

Five seconds in the video and it's already so intense. That's always something to note about Darmand clones is that there's always a difference in vibe. Darmand is Disney XD, a limboblesious fucking stupid. And this one might actually be a little bit more mature. I'm praying to God this is a mature video. I want to start seeing motherfuckers get curb stomped and shit. I really need to do better. What did you get, Piper?

I got a name. Of course you did. If you got this point, I can help you study. Imagine that telling you, it wants to study with you. Listen, I'm all for having a good study, buddy, but if you look like you're about a rub fucking boogers on my homework, then please get out of my face. Apparently Piper Rock Gell is almost at 10 million subscribers,

and she's like 15 or something like that. So, Gigi. That's probably why she can afford all these sets and stuff, so honestly props to her. But you might want to reinvest your money in something else. This is fucking awful. Hey, Lynn. How was third period? Sucked. I'm literally failing math.

And I don't get a be on this final. They said they'll kick me out of the team. My God, that's terrible. I'm so sorry. I mean, if you want, I know someone who could be a really, really good tutor for you. So how is helping your brother nonplunk going to help us get back at Piper? Oh, you'll see. Paper.

Who's that from? Oh, it's from Lev. My brother said you won? Oh, my God. She totally calls us. I don't. I don't. I don't.

I don't. Holy shit. This acting belongs in the dumpster. Piper, you can have a fuck ton of money, but you still can't pay for acting classes. If you toned down the budget for your sets and actually worked on your shitty acting, you might actually come out with a good video. Today, uh, this boy is named Flood. He gave me a Valentine. Are you serious?

What is he saying? Piper, I think you're really cute. Call me with a little harmony end. You think it's ringing? What am I going to say? What am I going to say? What am I going to say? Hello? Hi, Lehm. It's Piper. Oh, hey, I was hoping you'd call. What time should I come over tonight?

What? You're supposed to meet up tonight, right? Oh, it's like around seven, okay? Yeah, seven works perfectly. See you. Bye. Ew! I'm going to puke. What the fuck in that conversation?

Cause two girls to scream their heads off. I hope you realize you was on the phone with the guy that was playing Fortnite and probably digging his ass just for you to tutor him in math. I don't think that's much to celebrate, sis. What am I going to know? Hey, are you Lev? Yeah, um, Piper? Uh, no, I'm Jenna.

Piper's just upstairs finishing up. Finishing up? Yeah, for the dance tonight. Dance? What do you mean by that? Piper, love. She really thinks that she's some hot shit. I can imagine her directing the editors in this video.

Okay. So when I walk down the stairs, I need you to play music that makes me look like a fucking cutie pitutie excited for the dance tonight. What do you mean by that? Okay, so our friends will be here soon, but listen, we might have to swing by your house and get you some new clothes. What do you mean? I don't even want to see the ending. That was fucking amazing. So if I had to give this one a great, I would usually give this video a C.

But since I found out the same Piper in the video is actually the same person that actually is running the I'm actually gonna bump it to a beep because you know she's actually participating in the shit she's doing So Piper you get a B, but it ain't shit compared to Darmann. Remember that. Know your fucking place. Finally the last Darmann clone. Bolly tries Mortal Kombat Fatality on Nerd. Then this happens. Samir Bhavnani.

I was hoping you tried that. Now I'm trying to feel my fury. Just because of that, Samir Bhavnani wins. Ladies and gentlemen, Samir Bhavnani is the winner of the video. Hope you guys subscribe later. Bye. Mr. Beast, KSI, and Logan Paul. Life has been a fucking movie for them lately.

And it is all thanks to their brand new product they just dropped called Lunchley. What do you think of this? Wait, could you do the face two? And in case you're wondering if this product was a success? Uh, fuck no. All right, people, what's up? I think that Mr. Beast has a serious problem. Lunchables, we all know it and most of us hate it.

Lunchables has been a favorite amongst Lundables. Little ass kids, when they go to lunch and they have absolutely nothing in the fridge to eat. So their obese fucking parents send them to school eating some fucking nachos and salsa, which, mind you, has countless ingredients and is very unhealthy. Mr. Beast, on the other hand, had the grand idea to work with KSI and Logan Paul to create something magical, brand new, and most of all, healthy. Which, by the way, it's not that fucking healthy. Recently, Mr. Beast, Logan Paul, and KSI, and now,

that they're going to be dropping their brand new product called Lunchley, which is supposed to be a direct competitor to lunchables and to basically shut down all their operations. And this was how their product launch went. Familiar with this product. Oh my gosh. Wow. Yeah.

So if you look closely, this product has a candy, an entree, and a drink. Dude, the video quality is so fucking bad. Like, why did they do this? a live stream on Instagram. Bro, my PlayStation 2 has better graphics than this Instagram live stream. Also, not even to mention the quality

of the live stream itself. What is this acting in the video? This is such a last minute and improv live stream. You can tell they put no thought into it. Usually, if you intend to launch a very successful brand, you don't start it off with an improv live stream on Instagram Reels or whatever the fuck you did. This is not how you launch a product at all.

Now, I never opened a business, ladies and gentlemen, but this is not how you fucking do it. They call them some... I mean, chocolate? A drink. A drink. And an entree. Okay. Perhaps you guys are piecing this together, but this is luncheables.

Yes, we fucking get it. You have feastables and you have Prime. Dude, they already know how young their audience actually is. They actually have to spell it out for them word for word. That is so damn sad. Something, you know... We grew up eating, it's a thing. It's a thing, but it's been around forever.

Yeah, we don't have to. No, we don't got it. Bro, what are they even saying in the video? Did you guys really think that doing an Instagram live stream was the best idea you could do? This live stream is so low quality and so compressed that the audio is deteriorating in real time. All I hear is, yeah, lunchebles is a thing. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, boop. Like, what the fuck are you saying?

What's your thoughts on it? Audience, do you know who the fuck that is? They literally brought the Rizzler on their Instagram live stream to promote luncheley. Obviously they decided to get the Rizzler in the video because it was a younger kid. So of course that is going to resonate with the younger audience that is Mr. B, Logan Paul, and KSI. Because after all, they're trying to target kids for this sh** product. It's just so obvious that they're trying to sell this shit out to kids. out the kids.

Wait, could you do the face too? Oh my god. Um, so... This live stream is so close to becoming brain rot. It's already bad the kids are going to be saying the sentence. Sorry, ladies, I have to wash down my feastables with my prime. Like, really, motherfucker? And now we got this shit co-signed by the fucking Rizzler.

This shit is the worst product launch I've ever seen in my life. Also, not even the product launch was the worst part. Check out the fucking. commercials they did lunch kits get lit bro who approved for this sentence to be on the screen lit ladies and gentlemen we are using the lit word in 2024 audience this is such a shit way to get hip with the kids when creators collide lunch kids get lit shut the fuck up urgy stack up 30010 calories 230 calories is that it bro the USDA standard for a kid's lunch should be around like 600 something calories.

So that means the average kid needs to have almost three portions of that fucking luncheally to achieve the USDA standard for the proper lunch for a kid. Which if you also do the math, ladies and gentlemen, that's going to make you fucking overdose on sodium. So pick your poison audience. Do you want to underconsume calories? Or do you want to overdose on sodium? Your choice.

21 grams of sugar. Only 7 grams of sugar. Again, if you go by the USDA standard of how. much a kid should eat for lunch you would be consuming the same amount of sugar as luncheables i still see no difference look at this close up you can already tell which one has better ingredient all right we'll start off with the luncheables bro i'm sorry that's trash holy shit ladies and gentlemen logan paul is shooting on lunchebles in a luncheally ad dude of course you're gonna say lunchebles is shit it's a part of the ad of course you're gonna act like the

lunchable tastes like sponge bob's crusty foot all right now we're trying to lunchly. Come on. We're not biased at all, but ours is way better. That sentence was the embodiment of tell me you're biased without telling me you're biased. How to know, Logan, we're doing a lunchebles and luncheley comparison where you're trying to promote your new product to a bunch of new people and your target demographic is a bunch of kids and you're trying to make a bunch of kids shift from lunchebles to lunche. Of course you're going to shit on what they think is better. Because these little kids are going to get insecure about their fucking lunchable and they're gonna be like oh my gosh maybe i do have to wash down my feasibles with prime

and they're gonna buy your dog shit instead anyway since mr beast logan paul and ksi did this launch of luncheally it pissed off uh pretty much everybody and the main person at the front of this battle is dan tdm yeah like the guy that had the fucking science lab in minecraft that guy the guy that made my fucking childhood he quote tweeted the announcement from mr beast logan paul and ks i of lunchly saying, what happened to YouTubers, man, I can't not say anything anymore. This is selling stuff for the sake of making money. Simple. How does this benefit their fans?

This is selling crap to kids who don't know better than to trust the people who are selling it to them. Yeah, so, uh, this got a lot of views and a lot of favorites from everybody on X. This post got so much popularity that Logan Paul and KSI both responded. Here's the response video of Logan Paul reacting to KSI reacting to the whole situation and responding to Dan TDM. You in labor? No. No, it's any second now. Logan, did you actually impregnate that promiscuous ass woman?

Do you know how many dudes she fuck? What happened to YouTubers man? I cannot say anything anymore. This is selling stuff for the sake of making money. To be fair, I do understand why Logan. is laughing. It is kind of like, holy shit, you're starting a business because you want to make money? What? This isn't even a drop-the-mic moment on D&TDM. It's like, yeah, they're starting a business to make

money, okay? Faye's Rug was making some sugary-ass desserts for his audience. Same thing for Ryan. He was also making sugary-ass desserts for kids. Now, what makes it wrong if Logan Paul and KSI does it? It's because everybody fucking hates them. Mr. Beast is in drama and his entire fucking... Empire is under fire right now. Logan Paul likes to scam his fans. As for KSI, honestly, I don't even know what KSI did. But to summarize this product launch, it's behind a bunch of people that are not very liked right now. And that's why it's failing. Simple. That's exactly how I interpreted it as well. Like, let me put this in the context. Imagine being a motherfucker who's angry. He does look like Smeagel, not gonna lie. I'm just kidding, Dan. You were my childhood. I love you. Muck.

That we made this. Crackers, bro. You imagine. Who's we made crackers? This is what you're mad about. It's not that Dan is mad that y'all are making crackers, nachos, and fucking pizza. It's the idea that you're trying to sell processed dog shit to a bunch of kids acting like it's healthy. And Logan can easily say, well, motherfucker, our shit uses real cheese. Okay, cool. One real ingredient out of everything.

And again, if we add up the portion sizes to an actual meal for a kid to eat, you would be hitting almost the same numbers as luncheables. So yes, it is a step in the right direction to make healthier food for kids, but you are falling short of hitting the mark, if that makes sense. It's a turkey, real cheese and crackers stack. And by the way, it's great. I mean, yes, we made nachos as well with queso, but I think if you're getting mad about nachos, that's a you problem.

Oh, and the pizza. It's literally called the pizza. But same thing, like, you're mad about pizza? No, it's because you're trying to glorify it, like it's the second coming of Jesus Christ. For example, take a look at your website, like, what the fuck is this fun fact chart? Lunchly, big jesters in the leading brand Lunchables mid-moments. Bro, what the fuck are the big jesters about your food?

You made a rip-off of the pizza, the nachos, and the fucking ham sandwich. You're not doing no big gestures, motherfucker. Like, 500,000 favorites because we made pizza, crackers, and nachos? Where was the same energy when Ryan Trajan really sweet? Whereas the same energy went phase rogue Really sweet Hey, that is true I don't remember anyone having a problem with Ryan or rug

When they released their candy Just funny how that works It is kind of funny But hey, you're a piece of shit You took money from your fans, so uh I'm not seeing people going crazy Towards them on Twitter You know why?

It's because people just hate us That's it People just hate us And I've come to realize now in my adult life That hate really is just a feeling of one's own inadequacy You're dissatisfied with your life You're unhappy You're angry because your wife left you

Or your pregnant wife is promiscuous with every fucking dude on the street. You suck. You might as well go hate on a cracker stack. When it comes to Twitter, Twitter is just a cesspool of the most depressed people on this earth. Hey, that is so true. Twitter sucks! I'm not kidding. Probably one of the worst places to be. I agree. I reactivated my Twitter just so that I can screenshot your boyfriend having a meltdown.

5% of the Reddit is just sucking my d-a-and 95% calling JJ a corporate seller. This confuses me. I remember a time when like success and dreams used to be celebrated. And now it's like, and this was my response to Dan TDM, we've spent our whole lives creating content and now we want to build businesses. Seems like a natural arc for any young, ambitious adult. And without even trying the meal, just seeing a headline. It is met with hate, resistance, disgust.

You don't know anything about this product. And the people that think they know about it still don't know about it. I went to war with community notes the other day. X's regulatory body of truth. But they lie. The whole system is littered with lies. Because community notes is just, uh, it's exactly that. It's a community of contributors contributing what their point of view is, not the truth,

their point of view. And if their point of view gets enough votes, it gets marked on the tweet. But that's crazy to me because if you're a polarizing person like me, because the contributors, by the way, who are not my fans, these are people who sit online all day. They don't go outside. They don't smell the grass. Sit at the computer all day. They'll come up with something that fits their narrative or might make your tweet look bad so other people can ratio you.

And oh my God, bro. Okay. Okay, so to put a little bit more of what this man is saying into English, Logan Paul is getting mad at absolutely everybody because they shitted on his new product. And then proceeds to agree with KSI that, yeah, Twitter people are such fucking losers. They're always inside all day talking shit. Meanwhile, Dan Tdm only made this one tweet and hasn't said anything else about this situation. And JJ's having a fucking meltdown.

But Logan is still agreeing with KSI. Yeah, they're fucking losers. all they do is talk shit. Yeah, okay, Logan. I got ratioed so hard by so many people. People were making like a thing out of it. I think I saw like four tweets from like small accounts that were like, I want a ratio Logan Paul. Can you guys help me?

123,000 favorites. I favorited it too to the artists because that's hilarious. Like, these people will go through life and that'll be the greatest accomplishment. And if I can help with that, I'm so happy to. Thank you, Logan. You're such a saint. I'll have a cheers to that with three fucking pizza luncheys. Well over 1,200 milligrams of sodium.

by the way. Yeah, community notes, lies. I had a sports MD doctor on one of my tweets, lie. Why lie for? But I'm like, bro, it's not sodium. It's the 400 milligrams of electrolytes that we mentioned in the drink. And I had to correct them. I was like, bro, you're a sports medicine doctor. You, how you can't read? Okay, but you also have to consider sodium with the potassium inside of your drink? I hate to sound like the fucking nerd emoji here, but it's actually 405 milligrams of electrolytes. And I know you might be thinking, well, that's that's. such a small number like Rith, why the f f f f f-do you care?

It's about being transparent and honest. Like if you want to look at the whole profile of the entire nutritional chart, don't you think you want to see everything on paper first? Instead of just a number that is thrown at you, Logan, you have to consider the potassium and the sodium for the proper amount of electrolytes. If you and your team can't do 400 plus 5, then you all are fucking stupid. Which also makes me wonder what else you guys fucked up. The drink in Lunchley has 400 milligrams of electrolytes. We're not making that up.

And then I'm fighting with community notes. They're like, no, it doesn't. It has this many is it? And then I corrected them. And I'm like, actually, the prime in Lunchley is exclusive to Lunchley. And has 400 milligrams of electrolytes. And they still just plastered their lie. I can't believe it.

This dude refuses to believe that he made a mistake in his mind. Bro, if you have doctor after doctor and nutritionist after nutritionists, telling you this shit is not 400 milligrams of electrolytes, Maybe it's not 400 milligrams of electrolytes. Logan, do not ever dip your feet in being a nutritionist ever again. You're doing a much better job taking care of your woman that got ranch dressing by a bunch of fucking dudes. It's like there are so many forces working against us to make sure we don't win, which is why we're going to work that much harder to make sure we do win.

And you know what, Logan, I hope you do. Just make sure your product is actually healthy. Anyways, audience, luncheually as dog shit, do not eat it. I'm gonna go fire up the grill and make some steak later Alright people what's up today we're checking out more of the worst Roblox tic-toks At this point I'm kind of surprised this series is still going more than 30 videos Fuck me So you're telling me you need to wear a t-shirt to locate where your quote unquote huge cock is

I don't think anybody with a huge fucking penis needs to wear a shirt locating where their cock is That's some small dick energy motherfucker you see audience I don't need to wear a shirt like this this guy because this meat is so fucking huge. My dick picks can't even get leaked because the file size will be so fucking huge. Who's my good little kid? Oh, for heaven's sake, we are off on a bad start. I've checked out a lot of bad Roblox TikToks in my age, but never should you start a Roblox TikTok by saying, who's my good little kitten? This has got to be the most beta shit I've ever seen. Listen, if you want to so badly say you're a sexual predator, then just say it. Oh, fuck no. I sincerely hope that I'm the guy that's getting pranked in this video.

But if that was the voice of the little kid that gave this old man the sucky-sucky fucking blow my cock off? I don't know, I think I'm getting this very masculine urge to call the feds. How about old men can stop fucking kids? You know, I think that'd be a great idea. Subscribe if you agree. I'm just gonna keep it a stack with you dog. You might just have to admit the shit. I can only imagine what a Roblox kid would be doing at three in the moment. Shit can get wild whenever you and your local Discord femme boy are in the same VC together. I know there were some puckered ass on screen.

Was this video supposed to make my cock hard as a diamond? I'll have you know, baby girl, that my cock is fucking veteran difficulty. You're not getting on this shit. Until you're old enough to walk into the GTA strip club, I don't even want to hear from your fucking ass. Thinking that I'm going to fold for a piece of fucking cartilage. Get the fuck out of it. Why do I feel like I came across a Roblox incest rapid hole? It's pretty fucking bad audience when I can smell the inbreeding from a mile away.

Can they say that this guy is the father? I know that's a fucking lie. I already know that Uncle Davis and Grandpa Oswald had to have their fair share in the family pussy. You have to continue the perfect family bloodline. I'm sorry to interrupt the family incest, but what the fuck is that in the background? Was that the product of all the men going down on me ma? Because holy fucking shit that looks like a science experiment gone wrong. How by looking at him, that's Chuck's kid.

Imagine saying you got fucked by Chuck. Oh, no. Why are you so obsessed with Halloween? It's cool. Okay, that's cool, but I think I found something better. It's pretty fucking crazy. You might have to pucker your asshole for this. Vitamin D.

I know you've never heard of it, but you should give it a fucking shot. You're probably not used to sunlight, and when you walk outside, you're going to feel like you're getting skinned alive, but I promise you, it's going to do you some good. Motherfuck is going to feel like St. Bartholomey when you walk outside. Whoever edited this video, I want to clock you like fucking Will Smith. Some of these kids have genuine editing talent. And granted, you can make a lot of money, and holy shit, I might actually hire you.

Put the second you show anybody your fucking resume and they see this shit, I think it's only right for you to get kicked to the fucking curb. And why is this motherfucker wearing hello kitty trunks? Where's my fucking pair? Holy shit. Man, I'll be that pretty motherfucker, man. A-sop? Yes, sir.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got a lot. a fucking badass in this video. Hide your wife, hide your body pillow, this motherfucker's about to steal them all. Just because this waste of semen escaped the abortion clinic, he now thinks he's a god amongst men. Listen, kid, you're nothing fucking special.

All you do is spend daddy's money on Roblox, you worthless shit. The only people that are watching you are 60-year-old pedophiles. I don't know why the fuck you're making a Roblox video when you should be studying for your fucking math exam. I swear, These kids need to stop making videos for a bunch of 60-year-old men to plow their Nordic boy, busy.

Bro, you was in third grade learning about addition. Stop thinking about men doing fucking division on your ass cheeks. What I do, stain, stings thing? Tell me you're fucking nasty. Without telling me, you're fucking nasty. I don't know why this person is on some bare grills man versus wild shit. You don't just consume piss because you just enjoy it. Absolute fucking Neanderthal.

Yo, look who fell asleep first. Prank him, John. Ha, ha, you already know. Is it just me, or was this fucking trend like six months ago? Roblox kids can't even be up to date with modern fucking comedy. You're too worried about fucking Roblox

Lego characters. Isn't that quite the fucking disgrace? I swear, these Roblox kids the most unfunny motherfuckers I've ever known. Y'all should be like me, giving people fucking six packs from laughing so hard. I bet you I'd do it again.

Roblox. If you guys feel like I'm going to make fun of this video, you guys are poorly mistaken Listen, when it's a five-year-old's birthday party, I think it's okay if they like Roblox. If this person was turning 10 years old, 12 years old, then yeah, I'm gonna have a fucking problem. But the girl's turning five.

Give them a break. Sometimes I have to remind myself, I live on the same fucking planet as these people. In society, we compare ourselves to people that are so much better than us. But in the grand scheme of things, compared to these motherfuckers, we are gods.

We are the biggest fucking cocks on the block compared to Roblox kids. So anytime you ever feel bad about yourself, just recognize that you have big dick fucking energy compared to these dumb shits here. Railing the fuck out of a twink. Get the fuck out of here. How me and my girlfriend shower. Me, get in shower. Geef, slaps at sass.

You see, showering would actually involve yourself maybe scrubbing your fucking pussy with some soap? Maybe not getting in the shower and sizzering like it's the fucking arts and craft store. Climaxing your fucking Elmer's glue all over each other. Fucking disgusting. Hey, you now you like it dough. Well, slap. Ah, do it again.

Slaps and rubs a little. OMG, this is why are my GF flies down. Gets on knees and rubs. OMG, yes, get the lotion. We're all out. Well, then or something else. What? On just lie down.

Get vibrator. Five minutes later. Well, that's a lot of cum BBG. Let me see. Looks of OMG it is. And they live scissorily ever after D.N. How fucking horny do you have to be to record this TikTok? I can only imagine.

some eight-year-old kid looking up text to speech to type this shit in and then using this later to blow a fucking load in the shower like do you kids not realize how fucking degenerate that is you value yourself less than the fucking shit i have on the bottom of my yeezies but anyways audience i think i've seen enough bullshit today please click the video on screen i promise you'll love it but anyways yeah subscribe