Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 52

Episode Date: November 17, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 52

Somebody stop me Alright people what's up? This creepy brain rot Pryndor apparently hates me Now audience the subject of today's video is Rocky Raccoon This guy is a guy that got exposed Around seven months ago

For being a PDF file Where this gentleman Rocky Raccoon likes to draw underage girls In very sexual settings Yeah pretty fucking demented if you ask me Not only are you drawing a girl That is supposed to depict a child Not only is that doll that's voiced in Squid Game voiced by an actual child,

but this motherfucker decided to cope on a live stream saying that he wasn't trying to draw a child sexually. So the Squid Game Dog was basically doing the Jacko Pose. I did not mean to in any way sexualize the Squid Game doll. I also did not, at first I also did not that the girl was supposed to be a child. Because it's just a doll. It's not a real person. It's just a dog. And then he starts fake crying like a little baby bitch. I'm trying to do my best. But all I feel that is that everyone is hating on me for no reason. Dude, shut the fuck up. You sound like a weasel getting his lungs punctured.

Oh yeah, he also defended a guy that was sending cheese pizza in his Discord server. And by the way, audience, when I say cheese pizza, I'm not talking about cheese pizza. But if If you know what I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about. Anyways, a certain individual joined Rocky Raccoon's Discord server and dropped illegal material inside the Discord chat. And long story short, everybody wanted to ban this person for sending illegal cheese pizza inside of the Discord chat. However, the main character of this video, Rocky Raccoon said this. I say he gets one more chance. This is not a simple issue.

Bro, what, whoa, wait, wait, wait, why, why, why, why, why. Somebody sent cheese pizza inside of your Discord. server how can it not be more simple than that if you allow certain types of content into your discord server then the general idea is that you're fine with the fucking content every single one of your admins tried telling you to ban this guy because they didn't want to be accused of being PDF files but it's pretty fucking weird the only guy that's drawing underage girls in sexual ways is defending the guy that's sending illegal child material inside of your discord chat coincidence i think And finally, just an honorable mention about this guy.

The bio of his YouTube channel says, Are you into 13 plus animation memes? Look no further. Meanwhile, his YouTube content consists of mainly this shit. Yeah, because throwing ass in stripper pulls is totally normal for 13-year-old children. And not only that, he is also promoting his 18 plus Patreon content in his YouTube videos. Kind of fucking weird that you're promoting 18 plus content to your 11 plus content to your allegedly 13 plus audience.

In my opinion audience, I think he likes children. Woo! Finally, I got the introduction out of the way. This is Rocky Raccoon, ladies and gentlemen. And this guy, of all people, stated that he fucking hates me. Anyways, to make a long story very short, I was leaked a bunch of screenshots from Shappie Sway's Discord server. You know, the other brain rot prs that tried to copyright strike my YouTube channel.

Well, here's a quick lore drop. Them two are actually best friends. I don't know if Shappi featured inside of Rocky Raccoon's thumbnail was a dead giveaway, but yeah, they're best friends. And Rocky Raccoon was talking specifically about me in the Discord chat. We have quite a few screenshots to be going over today, and, yeah, it's going to get pretty bloody. Let's begin. This conversation starts out whenever Rocky Raccoon hopped into Shappie's Discord chat and started by saying,

Here's some food for thought. Dude, shut the fuck up. Shappy replied saying, ha ha. Don't do shit. They will leave you alone and move on to the next talk. Just for reference, what Rocky Raccoon is talking about here, Rocky Raccoon is suggesting to Shappi that he doesn't do absolutely anything about the situation regarding me and him, and that he should simply not respond.

Personally, audience, I beg to differ, I actually think that talking to me about the whole situation would be a much better idea. I think that if Shappie has absolutely any chance to clear his name, it would be right about now by contacting me. But hey, that's his choice, and that is not the point of this video. Rocky continues by saying, like, they talk about everyone. Even that girl that cleans graves. Just for reference, audience, Rocky Raccoon is referring to my video about the clean girl.

Kiddo, the girl that cleans graves for YouTube views. I wish I could live in a graveyard. I wish I could live in the graveyard. I still think that's pretty weird that she does that for YouTube content and views. But go off, Queen. Or some random streamer, nobody knew, but now they do. I fucking hate that Rith guy, and I know damn well they are people that don't. Don't like him either.

Just some random white guy. Whoa! Whoa, Rocky! Listen, Rocky, what's wrong with white guys? You have a problem with white people? Not only are you a predator, but are you also racist? Not a very good look, buddy. I'm just playing, but you are still a predator.

Just some random white guy who makes a living out of reacting to other people's work in the very same negative way in every video. Aren't you the same guy that draws child poor? His persona is just a Pokemon in a hoodie. Okay, secondly, dumb shit. It's not a Pokemon, it's Animal Crossing. I think you of all people would know about Animal Crossing, Rocky, if you animated this shit. Yeah, thank goodness this character is 3,000 years old. Pugh!

You're a fucking joke, dude. I am aware, still, he's not special in any way, as there are YouTubers who do the same thing he does. I know Rocky Raccoon, I'm so unoriginal unlike you. At this point, man, let me please just kiss your fucking feet because I'm inferior. He'd really only be Rocky Raccoon and shit. Shappy sway pioneering the child genre. You deserve a gold fucking star, Rocky. I wish I could

be original just like you, bro. His content has little identity. They're just a bunch of content farming hypocrites. Yeah, uh, says the guy that has a Patreon that is for 18 plus NSFW content. Meanwhile, this is the same guy that packages his videos like a

Mickey Mouse fucking clubhouse episode. A bunch of bright colors, flashing lights, and a bunch of jump cuts to keep the attention span. But, but, but, but, but it's actually not meant for children. It's actually meant for 13 year olds and up. Actually, no, no, no, no, scratch that. It's actually 18 plus on Patreon. Actually, no, no, no, no, scratch that. It's not 18 plus because I draw fucking children in sexual ways too. Somebody stop me.

Actually, I wasn't drawing children in sexual ways. I didn't mean for it to be sexual. So the Squid Game Dog was basically doing the Jacko Pose. I did not mean to in any way sexualize the Squid Game dog I also did- You know what? I'm just gonna start fucking crying now

Yeah, all right man I'm the fucking hypocrite I mean they have a real kid audience Yeah We actually don't XD Well that's not true Here's an 8 year old In your comment section right now

Cause we are restricted Yes Shappie I am too My channel is labeled Not made for kids And they are showing To kids Wow that is rich Coming from you Rocky

Doesn't your YouTube bio literally say 13 plus? Meanwhile, you're animating content that looks like this. And also, you used to animate children that was depicted below the age of fucking 10. Are you really the one to be calling out people for showing to children? Do you not promote 18 plus Patreon content to 13 plus children in your YouTube shorts? You, motherfucker, are actively promoting to children. The entire point of my YouTube channel is to shine light. on this content in a negative way.

This is fucking hilarious that in the previous screenshot you were calling me a hypocrite. Dude, get the fuck out of here. Their audience is like some edgy 13 to 15 year old boys. Dude, you literally categorize your shit as 13 plus. Are you genuinely fucking stupid? Anyways, audience, here's the cherry on top of everything. Those people need to find some real hobbies. You know, Rocky, I can say the same thing about you.

There is more to life than liking children. audience subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two about Rocky Raccoon with that being said I'll catch you guys later if you were put in a microwave all right people what's up Zach D Films is actually nightmare fuel now audience I am stealing this video idea straight from the YouTuber 11s because after watching his video about Zach D films I have been red-pilled about how bad this content actually is a tumor pulled out through her eye, swallowing a tick with Lyme disease, how World War II use suicide dogs, and could you survive in a microwave? Dude, why does bro look like a biblically accurate leper in the Bible? Out here looking like my forehead in the fifth grade.

Anyways, uh, these videos have got to be the biggest amount of nightmare fuel that I have consumed in the past week, so, uh, please like the video for my sanity. With that being said, let's begin. Your eyes could pop out of their sockets if you hit your head. during a car accident. Well, good thing I'm not gonna get into a car accident. Seriously, what kind of dumbass would actually want to get into a car accident? Is it really that hard to tilt your steering wheel 45 degrees to the left or right?

And you know, you avoid the family of five crossing the sidewalk? Is it really that hard to be like, oh my god, there's a fucking family of five children crossing the road? Hits the break. Listen, I know that everybody made fun of SpongeBob for his shitty driving skills back. back in Bikini Bottom, but also at the same time, everybody that's on the road has got to be the worst drivers known to man. I seriously cannot fathom if you have working eyeballs in working eye sockets how you hit somebody. The traumatic blow causes bleeding inside the socket, which builds up behind the eye.

As it continues to bleed, it increases the pressure until it forces the eyeball forward, causing them to bulge out of your head. You know what's crazy, ladies and gentlemen? There is somebody in the audience right now that is watching this video. And then immediately after they're done watching this video, they're going to go pull out onto a five-lane highway and cause a pile of. And the funniest part about all of this is that we all know what they're going to be driving. Is this the car that you thought of? Yeah, I thought so too.

Doctors must act fast to put your eyes back in and save your vision. Oh, well, how kind of the doctor to just shove my eyeballs back into my head like they're pressing it down like a fucking PS4 controller. Out here mashing down on my eyeballs like trying to do a sprinting dolphin dive in Black Ops 1. Out here mashing down on my eyeballs like you're trying to like and subscribe at the same time. The prisoner stands on a trap door with a noose around their neck. Why does bro look like me right after I get done recording this video?

I'm about to start calling Zach D films the Simpsons the way that he's about to predict my future. In the next room, three workers each face a button. At a signal, all three push. their buttons at exactly the same time. Now, only one button actually opens the trap door beneath the prisoner's feet, meaning nobody knows who really activated it, so no one feels guilty. Okay, but you guys still participated in it. Personally, I would still feel guilty out here treating the prisoner's neck like a slot machine. Oh, who killed the prisoner? Who knows? Who knows? Dude, shut the fuck up! The prisoner falls instantly, and the identity of the true executioner

is never known. You guys ever heard of guilty by association? Fucking idiot. If you were put in a microwave, the water molecules in your body would heat up. Holy shit, Zach. If I was put into a microwave and it was turned on, my body would start to heat up. Oh my gosh, dude. Tell me more. Because of the radiation being beamed at you, your skin would start to burn and

blister and you'd quickly go blind. Oh, so basically you're describing a nice vacation in Auschwitz in 1944. Your organs would boil and then break open, causing internal bleeding. Okay, dude, at this point, I'm just convinced that this guy hired the Mortal Kombat Fatality artwork team. This dude has got way too much budget on his hand to make these animations that realistic. Like, what happened to the videos where it looked like it was made inside of Gary's mod?

This shit just looks like an x-ray of my organs in real time. No, like, seriously, after I have a few tacos at Taco Bell, my organs be like, Oh, fuck! And gas pockets in your digestive system would expand. until your stomach burst. Within just a few minutes, your body would be destroyed, and you'd be cooked from the inside out. And you know what, Zachary?

Thank you. Thank you for this information. With this beautiful information, I now know to not go inside of a microwave. The dogs were strapped with explosives and starved, and treats were placed underneath the tanks. The hungry dogs learned to run underneath them in search of food. Then the explosives were fitted with a trigger stick. Dude, why do I feel like everybody in the tank?

the audience that loves animals is internally crying right now. Listen, I'm as much of a dog person as anybody else in this audience. What really, dude, starving the dogs and then putting T&T on the top of the dog? What a tragic way to die. And in battle, the dogs would run under enemy tanks, thinking they'd find something to eat. The stick would hit the vehicle's side, setting off the bomb and killing the enemy. Okay, cool, the enemy is dead, but what happened to spike the dog? He's not dead, right?

Right? But when they tried this in the field, the dogs actually ignored the enemy tanks. Instead, they ran toward their own tanks since they had been trained on those. Yeah, you guys are just a bunch of idiots for doing that. You guys actually thought that the dogs were going to have the IQ to run toward the enemy tanks and not your own. The last thing the dog is thinking about right now is dying. They just want a treat. So no shit they're going to run to the enemy tank.

They're going to run to the tanks of the people that they trust. Seriously, how stupid can you be? Is the US Marine Corps' IQ really just pushing 85? Sadly, the soldiers shot them before their own tanks would explode. Yeah, it's called fuck around and find out, you idiot. Maybe if your IQ was pushing around the average human being, you would actually have that extra foresight. A single drop would fall, hitting the prisoner's forehead.

Then another falls and another. Now, at first, it's just annoying. But the prisoner is strapped down, completely unable to move. Dude, why do I feel like this is like a Redditor's description of a shower? Guys, I was strapped down in the water. It was touching me. Like, calm down, big o' ass. It's called a shower.

The drops keep coming. Always landing in the exact same spot. As hours past, the skin becomes raw. Yeah, and you prevent that by, oh, I don't know, moving your head? How is this considered a torture method? This looks perfectly normal. I mean, of course, to the average League of Legends player, this sounds like an absolute nightmare.

But seriously, dude, a Chinese torture method? Are you serious? This shit is not torture. And each drop stings. They fall slowly, around one every few seconds. But the tap would shut off at random intervals, leaving the prisoner anxiously waiting for the next drop, slowly losing their minds.

Yeah, no, I stand by what I said like 15 seconds ago. This shit is not torture. You are literally just describing a discord mod walking around in the rain. He fired straight at the post. in the middle of a crowded square. First off, why would anybody be in that close proximity with a firearm next to the Pope? I thought we already learned our lesson from John F. Kennedy. Two bullets tore through, hitting him in the stomach and hand.

He collapsed, bleeding badly, but survived with emergency surgery. Well, the emergency surgery must have not been that good. Now, granted, RIP my boy, but damn. And years later, the Pope publicly forgave the man who shot him, and even met with him face to face. He placed the recovered bullet into a crown on a statue, claiming that God had guided it away from his vital organs. Okay, sure.

Maybe it was God that guided the bullet. Personally, I just don't think he played enough archery on the iOS app store. I'm just saying, if people were to practice more, they wouldn't be aiming this shit like Thomas Crooks. Okay, I need to stop. Audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like another episode of Zach D. Films. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.

This is do not laugh. Each player has a life bar. Laugh too much and you will snap out of existence. Wait a second. What the f-all right people, what's up? Apparently Afmow wants to kill me? Minecraft, but drama, do not laugh. You guys know what happened back there?

That guy fucking died because he laughed. Do you want to die? I sure fucking don't. This is do not laugh. Only no one is safe. Well, yeah, no shit. You already said if I laugh, I'm going to snap out of existence. Of course that means I'm not.

not safe. Who will laugh themselves into a game over? God, I can already tell this shit gonna be so unfunny. He's gonna laugh themselves into a game over. Shut the fuck up, old ass. Afmau, you built like the old hag from Adventure Time. I don't want to hear you talk. All right, I'll set up. Oh, hey guys. Okay, we brought the horses along. What are they for? Ooh, therefore the game we're playing today, which is do not Where's the funny? Half-Mount, I know you got your money up, but where the f-f-s your funny up? I'm sitting in my chair leaning at a 60-degree angle hoping to God I hear something funny.

I look like a fucking acute angle, I need a protractor and shit. And you got me looking like this. Make me laugh. What? Afmow! What? Hey, hey, Zane. Hold your horses now.

What the f f-f-is this? I understand that Afmow's videos are meant for kids. Much like my content, it's directed towards you guys. You know, early elementary school through early high school. Can we say for certain that little kids are laughing at these videos so hard? Heather, rolling on the floor dying laughing like they're on fire? Are they really enjoying AFMAL videos that much? I highly doubt it.

Also, look above your heads. What? So, if the game hears you laughing and you laugh too much, well, I'd hate to think what would happen if your health bar got to know, you know? Oh, nope, nope, I'm not dealing with this. I'm out. You know what, I agree. Let's think about this for a second, right? You're friends with AFMOW, the same person that put your fucking life in jeopardy

by shortening your lifespan by simply laughing. You can't even laugh anymore. You can't even enjoy life. If depression was real, this would be it. Wait, wait, you can't leave. You already laughed. You started the round of us. Okay, and what's gonna happen if I do, huh?

Ooh, look at me. I'm backing away. Come get me. or the consequences of my... Yep, yep, AFMAL is fucking insane. So AFMAL F-FASES you to go and do an activity with her. You don't even volunteer. Motherf-ha, you're voluntold.

And you're forced to play in a competition where you cannot laugh or else you're going to fucking pass away. But the best part about it is that you can't even back out of the game. Because if you do, you're just going to fucking die. Uh, Ian, you want to go first? Oh, yeah, I'm sowing. I'm sewing. I got a great joke to, joke to begin with.

All right. Are you guys ready for this? Yes. Oh. Look at me! I'm the amazing Spider-Man! Now watch me do a perfect flip. No, not really.

By how this try not to laugh challenge is going? By the end of this video, I'm practically going to double my f***ing lifespan. I'm doing more than not laughing. I'm just getting pissed off. Yeah, we don't think you do that. It might be dangerous for you to do that. I hope you became infertile after that. that. Why the f*** is he looked like handsome Squidward?

Wait a second, did I just laugh? Man, I already laughed. And it wasn't even Ian's performance. He's just that retarded. Maybe that's the hidden challenge in this video. Do he know that they're that fucking stupid and that low IQ? If they're going to use it to their advantage to try to make a high intellectual, high intelligence, human being like me to laugh.

Well, it's not going to work. No, just no! No! No! No, you're not hanging upside down. It's not a romantic. No, no, no, no, no. I'll go next.

I'll go next. How about this? You ready to pee your pants. Oh my God, Afmouse about to make a fucking joke. Holy shit. Everybody brace yourselves. Holy shit. I had the most hilarious joke of all time.

He just started. Oh, shh. No, I promise. This one will crack. you up okay oh oh like how i just cracked my my back zane my back hello everyone isn't this an excellent yo here can't possibly be a human being that can make these jokes without wanting to get hit by a car right after isn't this an excellent yolk oh so fckin funny you almost made me piss my pants there my lady shut the fuck up i told you guys when you subscribe to me you'll lose

brain cells and uh yeah this is about exhibit a of what i'm referring to starting with a f-mouth video oh look i poop babies too the poop babies somebody kill me i never thought that poop jokes in 20-2023 was still funny listen i can understand if your homeboy sh** himself out in public that is understandable that's funny as f but if you're just making an out there random joke about stinky shit like bro we're all looking at you like this now it wasn't funny five years ago it's not gonna be funny now ha ha ha ha ha ha oh thank you're looking at my little bit same thing i'm looking at these things are ugly damn zane you've been speaking facts all video listen i don't normally like any of the afmow crew but uh zane you've been speaking facts this whole time if you

keep this up by the end of the video i might actually have a few respect points for you and trust me my respect is everybody's respect What? What? What? What? What? What?

That cat looks like me if I collapsed with Nicacotta avocado. Oh. Wait, what that's fluffy? That's a cat. That's gonna flip it. Oh. Oh, look at the little. See.

Some help. Okay, sure. Maybe it's cute. But where the fuck is it funny? Where's the funny? I'm sitting here. I'm patiently waiting, Afmow. I've not.

never said this before but I eagerly want to piss myself watching an AFMount video. But guess what? That's never gonna f-can happen. All right. Since the dawn of time, all memes have strived to be as funny as the one you're about to see. It is... What? Peanut butter jelly! Pina butter jelly top!

Way ya! Where ya? Where ya? Where ya! Now there you go! There you go. Spinibu- Oh my gosh! I sincerely, peanut barragette.

This is a bad from the end of the head. Pinabarajana. I sincerely apologize for letting this entire video segment play out. But you see, I was just sitting back in my chair and wondering why the fuck am I alive? It's almost like I forgot that I was recording a YouTube video and actually considered my mental sanity for once. And after seeing this video, oh boy, do I want to put a bullet through my head. Just a friendly reminder to anybody that works a retail job. Yeah, this guy makes a lot more money than you by making voice recordings like peanut butter jelly time.

Does that piss you off? I sure hope it does. You know your parents that go to work every day? Their yearly salary doesn't even equate to what this peter makes in a week. Just let that sink in and you'll slowly realize how much of a pathetic and unfortunate soul you are. I say this because, uh, I feel the same way. You mentioned the best part. Which was?

The baseball bat! Huh? Yeah! Oh my God! Are you okay? Oh, bloody. Oh, no. Fucking queer.

Yeah, this video's getting too weird for me. Please subscribe. Ooh, that's cold. Oh, I'm gonna learn to swim in any temperature. Now put your hands in. Okay, stupid Karen. Oh. Oh.

All right, audience, what's up? Today we're checking out some more Darmann. It's not actually Darmann. It's actually a clone of Darmand. Generation Hope is the subject for today. Evil babysitter drowns kid in Poole, leaves him for dead. This is going to be the biggest score yet. Have you figured out how much we're going to make?

Yeah, it's going to be over half a million dollars. Are we even watching the same video? The title is about a babysitter drowning a kid. Why are we talking about some GTA-5 bank heist? Are you sure we won't get caught? Michael, this lady is totally clueless. I faked my resume and all my references are friends. So she thinks I'm one of the top babysitters in the country.

Thank you technology for making it so easy to fool people. For real, dog. Technology has really gotten so advanced. You could be like, you could be a sexual predator, and you can still make a million dollars on the internet somehow, some way. Oh, the beauty of fooling people. Sounds good. I'm going to go meet with them now. I'll talk to you later.

Mom, I don't understand why you have to hire a babysitter. I can take care of myself. I know you can, honey. It's kind of against the law to leave a kid your age home alone. Yeah, bro, that law kind of sucks, loki. I remember when I was 12 years old, you know, my pecker finally touched the tip of my underwear, thinking that I can stay home. But you know what?

I'm glad I wasn't left home alone. You know what happens when 12-year-olds are left home with a tablet at night? Fine. But I tell you what. If you can behave, the two days while I'm gone, when I get back, get to the PS5 you're asking for. Really? Yeah, I take back everything I said. This kid deserves to be supervised.

Hot take everybody. Hot opinion. The PS5 sucks PCs better. Shut your mouth. I do not take criticism. I bet that's the babysitter. Well, hello, Miss Davis. Good morning.

Hi, Brenda. Good morning to you too. Come on in. Wow, what a lovely apartment you have here. Oh, this is. Thank you, though. And you must be James. I've heard a lot about you.

About me? What did you heard? Well, when your mom reached out to hire me, she asked if I'd like to take care of a very smart boy. Yo, this girl just work in her mind games, bro. This is the beauty of PG-13 Darmand is because I can actually understand what's going on here. It's not just cats and rainbows and people fighting over TikTok likes. I tried to warn you.

This is the reason why I've got so many followers. You got like 35. 36. I kind of like this. All right, well, it looks like my flight leaves in 45 minutes, so I gotta get going. All right, honey, you know you can call me if you need anything, though, right? Okay, Mom. Don't forget a better deal.

Oh, don't worry. You won't be receiving any complaints from Brenda. I'll be on my best behavior. Man, this boy's got no idea what he's in store for. This dog thinking he's going to get a PS5 and he's going to get PS6 feet in the ground. You know what I'm saying? That's my boy. I love you so much.

Love you too, Mom. is the last time you tell your mom you love her. Oh, and Brenda, please don't let him anywhere near the pool. He still doesn't know how to swim. Biss, we will not go anywhere near the pool. When will you teach me how to swim, mom? Soon, hon. Bye.

Bye, Miss Davis. Bye, mom. All right, Brenda. Time for us to have some fun. Bro, what kind of emo-ass anime are we watching right now? How does one transition from such a happy smile to such a dramatic, resting bitch face? These are actually grade A actors, ladies in general. You can watch a movie and order some pizza.

How about you go to your room instead, you little twerk? Oh, damn, you hear that boy, go to your room, twerk! I'd be surprised too, it looks like someone's chat in his Cheerios. But I thought we were friends. I'm not your friend. I'm not your friend. I'm here to make 500 grand. Why she looked like a clash of clans goblin? I was just nice to your dumb, ugly mom, so she would trust me.

Girl, you can't say much. Bro, you got expired to makeup. You got that expired Mary Kay. on your crusty ass face. You can't say much. Now, go to your room. And don't come out until I tell you to. Don't worry about her, bro.

She's just trying to make a bag. Gotta respect the hustle. Is everything ready? Yes. Mom is gone and the kid is in his room. Okay. Let's get started. Please don't tell me they're about to have passionate sex.

So what's the next move? What's the half a million dollars you're talking about? Well, I haven't really figured that out yet. What do you mean? Look, Michael, I did my research. Okay? This lady is a real estate mogul. She made $2 million last year.

There has to be money in this house somewhere. Oh, okay. I see your plan. Obviously, this is very scummy of them to do, but I got to tip my fedora to them. This is smart as heck. Help me find it, okay? Okay.

All right. Can you check the drawers? Let me check the closet. Okay. Do you really need to disrespect their home like that, though? I get it. You're trying to find half a million dollars somewhere. But if you just keep things organized,

what did you find the money quicker? Now, I'm not some trained professional in robbing apartments, thankfully, but I don't think this is how I would go about robbing a house. Found it. After all the havoc, you broke out inside of that apartment. Guess what? It was only on a shelf. Look at that. Me being right once again.

Where's the key? I don't know where the key is. I thought you said you had this all planned out. I knew she was rich. I didn't know the money was going to be in a lockbox with a key. Where did she was going to be? On the bed? Oh, the sign that says, here's the money!

That's how much noise. We're talking grown-up stuff. Now go back to your room. I can't stay there any longer. It's getting born. So you was telling me you don't have a Nintendo switch in that bedroom of yours? Boy, you live in a penthouse. What are you talking about?

Man, this kid pissing me up. Oh, you got nothing to do. Oh, get out of here. Who is this guy? I'm calling mom that you brought strangers into my house. He's the maintenance man. There was a problem with the electricity, so I had to call him. Hmm, what's that thing you're having?

Nothing. Just my toolbox I take to all my jobs. Bro, this image just encapsulates how suss they look right now. They both look like they're on a perk 30, bro. I don't have seen that before. Let's go to the pool. The pool? But I thought my mom's like I couldn't go there because it gets swim.

Oh, no worries. I'll teach you. Oh my gosh, really? Wait, why I'm being so nice all of a sudden? Oh, I was just having a bad day this morning and I took it out on you. I'm really sorry, James. But hey, what do you say? Why don't you forgive me?

Well, I almost says that we all make mistakes and that we deserve second chances, so I forgive you. Aw, what a sweetheart! Too bad he's going to die in a few minutes. Go to your room and put your little swimsuit on, okay? Okay. All right. Okay, I'm ready. Awesome, well, let's just go to pool. Come on, we'll leave the maintenance man here to fix things.

Can we like stop with the dramatic scenes? Okay, we get it, the box is suss. It's a really sussy baka. Ha ha! I just want to see the part where the kid passes away. Is that so much to ask? Okay, so what's the first lesson? All right, first lesson, you've got to practice doing your arms like this.

Like this? Yeah, great. Okay, keep doing that until I tell you're ready for your next lesson. Okay. I'm starting to question if this woman even knows how to swim herself. Never have I ever, when I started swimming, started flapping my hands in the air like I was a bird pleading for flight. After all, at the end of the day, this woman's only thinking about one thing. Ooh, money.

How am I doing? Oh, great. Now remember, we're doing this so you can learn to be safe around a pool. Learn to be safe around a pool. Wait a minute. I know what that thing was. What thing? The thing the maintenance guy was trying to hide. What? Yeah, the mom's safe where she keeps all our money in.

Hurry, we have to go stop him. Just because... You're ready for lesson two. This is the worst distraction plan I've ever seen of all time. And the best part about this entire thing, ladies and gentlemen, is somehow it's working. This kid is just that stupid. This is where you get to dip your feet into the pool. Yeah, dip your feet in.

Go. Oh, that's cold. Well, you gotta learn to swim in any temperature and I'll put your hands in. You're not gonna take that money from me, you little turd. Ha ha ha ha ha. So funny. Should have learned to swim. Aw, come, oh, look at you.

Can we please acknowledge the fact that this kid is in three foot water? It's not that hard little man. Just stand on your feet. two feet. If you drown in three foot water, I think there's no hope for you. Is it open yet? Almost. Well, hurry, we don't have much time. What do you mean? Where's a little kid?

I took care of them. Come on, focus. I did. How much money is in there? Aww! Oh! We are so... We are rich!

No, but what you are is under arrest. Oh, damn. Well, audience, that's all I have for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. You're barely of age. Hey Jesse. Fogin!

Well, do you like my Halloween costume? Alright, people, what's up? Today I discovered yet another brain rot comic book print. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is succubis stories. I think you guys can tell by the name. of this YouTube channel what we're about of you today. Except, uh, the main problem is not exactly the stories that they're telling. The problem I have about succubis stories is that whenever you start involving children into the mix.

Merco taught Decu a lesson, comic book, duh. As of right now, Decu is 17 years old. Dipper's reaction to the new costumes. Dipper and Mabel are both 12 years old. Ash Ketchum in fucking Jesse. Ash Ketchum is 10. and fucking years old. In just an honorable mention, we got Jaden fucking animations in here. Yeah, this shit is gonna get bad. Let's begin.

What do you say twi-your Pikachu for my buddy? Isn't this too good to pass up? What the fuck is this shit? First off, uh, that is not what Jesse looks like in Pokemon. I can't exactly say what makes Jesse different from this comic book in the show. I think the YouTube CEO would snite me out of nowhere if I said, what actually was different. But this girl, Jesse, is Sinekir bribing Ash Ketchum with her body? If only Ash would trade Pikachu for her. Listen, right, even back then whenever I was 10 years old watching the Pokemon anime,

I never had a crush on Jesse. You can give me a 24 pack of beer and I might say Jesse is a three. Cynthia, however, ladies and gentlemen, who-ho-who-hoo! Maybe? If she was 20 years younger, the T-Epe would go for it. Thank you, Miao. Thank you for actually pointing out. the age gap in this fucking situation. And you know what's the craziest part, ladies and gentlemen? Obviously, the creator of this comic, and before he uploaded it to YouTube, knew the

fucking age gap. If he didn't know, he wouldn't have included the audio that you just heard in the video. So just by hearing that, he damn well knows that there was a 20-plus year age gap going on here. You know, like a fucking 10-year-old boy and a 30-year-old woman, this wrinkly ass hag is old enough to be this dude's mom. So, uh, with that little piece of information, Mr. succubis stories. Why are we making a video out of it?

Hmm. Maybe we can work something out? I forgive you. A few moments later. Here. Pica. Huh? Oh, I thought. Um, thanks. Did you change? Damn, dude. Ash Ketchum just folded like my fucking MacBook Pro. You just gave your companion that's been with you ever since the fucking beginning. All for a fucking three, bro. I don't know what kind of down bad ashes in right now, but I would reverse that decision. as soon as humanly possible. It's not a gift twill. Ah, it's down payment. I want to experience that again.

Same time next week. Dude, what the f*** am I listening to right now? You just sold your best friend, your best fucking man over to this woman. And she wasn't even fully satisfied with your offer. Motherfuckers, she called that shit a down payment. I seriously have no idea why I'm even making jokes about this. This guy is still 10 years old. Maybe it's because I've made so many videos

on so many sick motherfuckers in my day that I must be desensitized to this type of shit already. And that's not a good thing, ladies and gentlemen. Don't ever be like me. I want you to open my videos like you open the Bible, bro. I want you to renew your fucking mind every time you hear my words. Every time you gain even a little bit of faith in humanity, it's my job to knock it right back down to fucking square one.

And at this point, I'm not even knocking you to ground level. I'm knocking you six feet under. So, you came back. Are you determined to come to come to? Continue? After the choices you made, the things we did. I wonder, can you really go through with it? Giving into your basic urges all over a... Listen, I know I'm interrupting such a very disturbing-ass conversation between a 10-year-old boy and a 30-year-old woman. But I just got reminded to tell you guys that I'm actually the one that is censoring this video.

The pixelation you see on screen, the censoring that I have to do, yeah, I'm the one that does that. What I'm trying to tell you is that Mr. Sucububis Stories is taking no initiative to censor anything in his shit. And also, let me remind you that his videos are not even age-restricted. You know that Google account I made a couple of videos ago, ladies and gentlemen? It's called Timmy Stratton. My Gmail account where I go undercover as a 10-year-old boy to go on YouTube. Yeah, Timmy Stratton, a 10-year-old boy can still watch this video. Listen, Sucububis stories.

I think that's a fucking problem, bro. Am I a joke to you? Sit down, you know they won't hear you till they're done. Well, that was really fun, Jesse. Let's do this again. Um, I think you could use a breeze. Better luck next time. This motherfuckers acting like they just got done playing Gallagher for 30 minutes.

Hey, hey, Jesse, that was really fun. I'll come back next week. Bro, stop pretending like you didn't hop in that shit like a... I'm staying with Brock and Misty next time. Ash, hey. Hey, Cynthia. Up late celebrating, huh? Congratulations on the championship.

Thanks. Uh, yeah. Yeah, feeling really good about it. Hmm, but you know, strutting around like that? If I didn't know any better, I'd say you just finished. Arceus, not again. Oh, um, hey Ash. You know, we should hang out sometime.

Just us champions. Wow, dude, I can only imagine what this innuendo must mean. Hey, Ash, hey, hey 10-year-old boy, let's hang out alone. Just us champions. Dude, what the fuck am I even listening to? Are they on Epstein Island? The next day. Hey, Jesse, I've been thinking we've gotten

pretty close lately, right? Listen, I hate to interrupt Ash Ketchum doing his absolute best Riz right now. But that is a very oddly cropped photo of Ash Ketchum right now. If I were a betting man, I would probably say that that is probably not the full image. And I would also bet that Sucubis Stories probably owns the original uncut comic. So, ladies and gentlemen, if you don't know what I'm trying to say right now, this guy definitely has cheese pizza on his hard drive. Not cheese pizza, ladies and gentlemen.

Pisa. Throw this man in jail immediately. I don't you come back to Palet Town with me. I could definitely use your company. Don't be ridiculous. What would people think? You're barely of age. Our gap looks too. I indecent. Uh, Jesse, baby, I'm going to let you know on a little sliver of information. Even if you guys were doing this shit in fucking Nigeria, the age of consent in Nigeria is 11. You would still be breaking the law. Our age gap looks too indecent. Yeah, yeah, you fucking wonder why.

Ash, Ketchum, you just won the Pokemon League. What are you going to do next? Well, I'm celebrating the way every champion should. Guys, I'm heading back to Palet Town. Ash, what the fuck? You're my hero. Misty, trade me. Give him side duck.

Yeah, Pikachu, I agree with you. Misty should definitely give this dumb motherfucker to Ash. Anyways, to give this comic a rating from 1 to 10 on how f*** up it is. I think I'm gonna have to go with an 11, just like the age against set in Nigeria. Anyways, time to see what dipper's up to. Okay, I think everything is ready. Undoubtedly, this Jason costume, it was a good choice. I wonder how much will it take longer.

I've been waiting a good... We came back. Hello, do you like my costume? I dressed up as jazz. Everybody close your eyes! Holy shit, dude. Sucubis Stories is making me having me having... to do a lot of work today. The censoring that I have to do in this video is absolutely absurd.

12-year-old, 12-year-old, and 15-year-old, by the way. This guy is really just trying to get a firing squad on his ass. Well, do you like my Halloween costume? Do you like it? Yes, I love them. They look great. Ah, Iitz looks very nice. Oh, thanks, you, sweetie. Mm-hmm. By the way, I really love your Jason costume. But be careful. You could accidentally stab your knife inside me. Yes. This video is just getting worse and worse every single fucking second.

Relax, dude. Just kidding. What's going on? Nothing happens. The mask. It has fallen to the ground and I have to get up. All right, I definitely heard enough today. Audience subscribe to the channel if you would like me to cover more of these disgusting degenerate ass stories. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.

All right, people. what's up this brain rot sprukey content farm has some f***in issues now audience the subject of today's video is padlatoon hopefully i pronounced their youtube name correctly but honestly i couldn't give a sh-h anyways these guys are absolutely obsessed with making the worst brain rot content farm videos that you know is quite literally brainwashing all of gen alpha and gen beta into well making them retarded. So before we begin, I just want you to know that the future doctors and lawyers that will take care of us when we're old. This is the content that built them up throughout their childhood. Let's begin. Wow. For the first video we're checking out today, this is most certainly something to

talk about. Firstly, I just want to know to everybody that this is going to be a reoccurring theme throughout the rest of this video. You are going to see a lot of obese sprunkies. But I don't know why in this particular one, this sprunkies fucking titties just defy gravity. I mean, look at this fucking thing. It's just flapping everywhere. I don't care how obese you are. You don't defy the laws of Sir Isaac fucking Newton. Why does bro's titty's in his belly button look like Rango with Down syndrome? Okay, I need to stop before YouTube takes me down. And lastly, I need to point out why the fuck did this guy come out of nowhere wanting to kiss, bro? Is there some sprunky lore that I'm just missing out on ladies and gentlemen was there supposed to be chemical romance between these two men already

teaching four-year-old kids about sexuality huh you know audience this video never related to me back in school but it probably relates to everybody now you guys have chat gpt at your faking fingertips how are you getting 85% on your grades you know this i know this i know this Even your fucking dad knows this shit, and he doesn't even know how to write a fucking email. If you guys are still getting 85% on your homework assignments, what the fuck is wrong with you? If you got chat GPT at your fingertips at all times and you're still failing, that is just a primal skill issue, and I'm sorry. I'm so sorry you're just that fucking stupid.

Okay, okay, I'm sorry. What the fuck is the beginning of this video? I get it. It's supposed to be funny brainwreck. content for all the gen beta babies but why the f f f f f-are we shuffling shit in the toilet like you shuffle cards I sincerely hope the little five-year-olds that are watching this video is not gonna try and replicate this shit imagine walking in on your son and he's just fucking playing with his little turds in the toilet I think I would take my five-year-old son to the countryside let him out of my car and say go you're free now go live with the fucking wildlife because that's exactly what you are bro come over here come over here

Check out my new shoes. One, two. Okay, I seriously need to pause right here. I get it. He's swimming down the fucking poo pipes of the toilet. But why are we seeing human skulls in the pipes? Somebody's clearly a serial killer, ladies and gentlemen. And honestly, I think it's this little fucker right here.

Who else has the fucking dignity to go down the fucking toilet poo pipes? Because I don't... Eat this. Oh, that is so fire! Well, now we know who the killers are. Of course, it was SpongeBob's... psycho weird ass. Okay, but in all seriousness, this channel is completely fucking random. I think this is also gonna be a very common trend throughout this video. If there's anything that gets gen alpha babies laughing their asses off, it's poo and farts and fucking fat people. Dude, I feel like this is probably the most brain dead video I've checked out so far. You cannot format a YouTube short more stereotypical than this. Oh my gosh, guys, we gotta watch to the end of the video to

who wins the race. How much you want to bet somewhere in this video? It's going to do some Topper Guild shit and beg you to subscribe and like the video. Guys, subscribe and like the video if you want this guy to win. Bro, just fuck off. Bro, what the fuck did I tell you guys? When am I ever wrong about these types of videos? Holy shit.

Oh, here we fucking go again. I told you guys there was going to be a bunch of videos with a bunch of fat-ass sprunkies. Now we got this fat motherfucker to find. gravity with his titty. I don't see your fat-o-ass going outside and actually getting your fucking food. Listen, audience, I'm not shitting on DoorDash or Uber Eats, right? I subscribe to the annual Uber One service. So that just tells you I'm a D-1 fat-ass.

But dude, whenever you're like morbidly obese, I'm talking like your first place in a Garrio. Don't you guys think that you can occasionally walk outside dead in your car and drive somewhere? You can at least get the bare minimum exercise before you go to McDonald's and get a fucking mcgang bang. I mean, shit, at least the guy's fucking dedicated to getting you your food. And you know what, buddy, you should be looking at your McDonald's like that, you fucking fat ass. This man just risked his life to give you a 3,000 calorie meal that you definitely didn't need. Personally, audience, if I was the Uber driver and I went to go drop off this food and this was my client. Yeah, uh, I would do this guy a favor and walk away.

while I'm eating his food. I don't give a shit if I get fired from Uber Eats. I'm rich as fuck. Wow, guys, that was such a tear jerker. At least this fat-ass motherfucker decided to walk four steps and burn three calories. Even though he's about to eat a surplus of 3,000 calories for his daily intake. What a shitty ending to this video. Audience, this video does not feel very legal to watch.

I'm starting to feel guilty watching this video myself. You know what, ladies and gentlemen, Let's just all make our local county sheriffs happy and turn ourselves in. I know, I know, fuck 12, but they've got to meet their quota too. Toom, tune, too. Yeah, guys, like the video because we just caught a creepo. I really hope the little kids don't get the wrong idea from watching this video and watch their family members shower. Hopefully they got the message correctly.

So let me get this straight. You guys spent several hours drawing a pretty good animation. I know I'm supposed to be a roasting YouTuber, but come on now. The art in this video was actually pretty good. This did take a sizable amount of time to animate. I'm not going to lie. But you did all this to try and animate some bullshit and content farm some likes and subscriptions. Kind of fucking depressing, not going to lie.

You can allocate your talent to something way more valuable, bro. Okay, uh, what the fuck is the life lesson I'm supposed to be learning in this video? And why do we have another fan motherfucker in the video? And also, if you give this guy way too many sandwiches, his fat alas is gonna fall into the lava. Is this the life lesson here? Sometimes the thing that you think is good for you was not always good for you. Listen, paddletoons, I don't think the little kids are thinking that deep. They just see a fat sprunky that's 350 pounds and laugh their ass off.

These kids are not capable of critical thinking. Yep, yep, it's time for me to get the fuck offline. Audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two of Sprunky Content Farms. But with that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. Start making out, and then after, uh, she took off her pants. Excuse me? She took off her pants.

All right, people, what's up? Welcome back to another video. Baba. Okay. For those who don't know Baba, this guy promoted the docks of Jelly Bean. You know, a faceless Minecraft YouTuber that never done a facerville. You know, this guy's a real idiot. Anyways, this guy revealed her face without her permission, so this guy's a douchebag.

So today, I decided to look at his content, and, uh, oh, it's so shit. We're going to check out this content today, so, uh, buckle up. She was actually a guy, part one. I remember back when I was in high school, were we about to talk about children? It wasn't really hard for me to sneak into clubs. Oh, a minor sneaking into a club to see adults naked. That's illegal. Because for some reason nowadays, bouncers, if you like hold a 20 with your ID standing out there,

They will just let you in. Yeah, bro, that's got to be the biggest lie I've heard today. Bro, if you posted outside of a club looking five years old, I think the bouncer's going to be suspecting you. Like, what do you expect the bouncer to say to your four foot eight ass? Oh yeah, you don't look potty trained. You're a mile away from puberty. Yeah, dude.

Going to the club out there. They will just let you in, no matter the age. And I remember my whole school knew about this. So you was telling me your entire school knows about you getting so desperate at the nightclub, the club, begging and pleading to see some titty. And you are completely fine with that. You're completely fine with being the, biggest sip known to man. I mean, cheesh, bro. At least it makes a good story. And they were all

like riled up. Like they were all excited. Oh yeah, dude. A bunch of freshman boys are not going to get riled up over a few titty. Bro, you can bring any ninth grade boy into a club and you already know they're going to be the horniest dude on the streets. And if there's any ninth grade male that is in the audience right now, uh, don't you lie to me, you would take any opportunity to see some titty, you horny bastard. Because every weekend, like on the end of Friday, we would all go straight to the club. And none of you got caught. I find that hard to believe. As weird as it sounded. I know a bunch of teenagers in the club wasn't a good thing at all. Yeah, maybe bringing a bunch of freshman boys into a club was a bad idea, you absolute idiot.

But guess what? You still did it. You decided to think with that head and not your main head. But I remember literally everyone from our school went. A bunch of minors went to a club and it's entirely fine because it's okay because the entire school went. Dude, this is literally pedophile island. EDP, I think I found the hotspot for you. And by everyone, I mean, you know, the football players, people in the LGBTQ community, the theater kids, everyone.

Nice, the football players, the theater kids, even the gays, even the gays. There's some gay people, oh, you know I'm gonna show up now. It was insane. And I remember I went in there one time, just to try it out and see what, you know, went down. Because, you know, who doesn't like going to a club? Hey man, I know that something was going down, but I know you know that something was going up, you know what I'm saying. Who doesn't like going to a club? Nah, clubs are annoying.

And I'm not gonna lie, I met a lot of hot chicks there. Holy shit. There's some hot chicks. I mean, being real, they're probably four. probably freshman from your school so i'm gonna have to tap out there's a lot of cuties down there a lot of cuties did i just hear you correctly a lot of cuties yeah yeah i'm not even gonna lie to it was awesome but let's just say what ended up happening next i let's just say i i didn't know better fall for part two you didn't know better bro i mean from the title i mean you clearly messed up anyways let's

check out part two remember when i was like walking around the club i remember i was hanging out with the football players that were there i you know hung out with my main friends that were there as well And then I remember seeing this one girl. And she had a d- Now this girl I did not recognize, but she looked beautiful. You thought she was beautiful, then you pulled down the pants and all you saw was a big fat boer-r-r-r-r-I-I didn't honestly, you know, question anything. I just thought she was cool.

So I remember my friend kind of tapped my shoulder saying, hey, like, bro, like, why don't she just walk up to her? And in my head, I'm like, you know what? Like, why not? Yeah, bro, like, why not, silly? Goofy. So I ended up walking up to her and I was like, you know, just talking to her, chatting her up and stuff. You know, walk up to the girl in the club? Totally no dick.

100% totally STD free. This girl ended up really liking me. For somehow, she really understood me. Like, there was nothing. She, like, already kind of understood, like, basically everything about me, which is kind of weird because that's not common in most girls. Bro, can y'all imagine if this story was, like, actually real? I would be so depressed, bro.

Like, you get a girl, you're chatting her up, right? And you finally pull down the pants and you see a big old flopping one that's bigger than yours. I don't care who you are, no matter what kind of connection we built up, If I pull down those pants and if I see a flopping penis, I'm gonna beat your ass. But I mean, hey man, some of you all might think that's like a DLC bonus, you know what I'm saying? Weird, because that's not common in most girls. Usually it takes like a whole like PowerPoint to do it. Honestly, not really, bro.

It's not that it's hard for a girl to understand you. It's just that she's not into you, bro. I'm sure you didn't have very many women interactions in your life, have you? But she just understood. But then I started to realize why she started to understand things when she told me, hey, like, do you want to like go to the bathroom? Nice, dude. Nice with the anime girl.

Yeah, bro. they're asking you to go to the restroom for uh for any typical dude reason i think our boy's about to be the fattest wide receiver and things got a bit exposing exposing yeah exposing that dude me and her went to the bathroom we we kind of just walked there i'm not gonna lie we weren't trying to draw any attention but obviously my friend group was there so they kind of like saw me going with her and kind of you know smiled at me and like you know give me that thumbs up bro dude stop trying to chat yourself up we all know the story's fake all right you don't have to lie but like come on man at least be a prime realist or at least trying to tell some truth there was not a single

female that would watch this video and think yeah he's kind of cute and then i remember when we went into this bathroom we went inside a stall and me and her we started you know making out this is the first l in the books ladies and gentlemen bro this guy thought that he was like like secure in something but uh no no i mean i guess you could say he got way more than what he asked we started making No, and then after she took off her pants. What did you see? Was it big? And that's what I realized that she had an eggplant.

Oh no, she, she had a dick. About time he told us, we've been waiting for like four minutes. Yeah, she literally had an eggplant. I didn't know what to say. Hey man, personally, I don't think there is anything to say. If you expect me to get cocked, you can expect yourself to get clocked. And I didn't want to offend her. So I remember I kind of like pushed back and I was like, hey, like, listen, like, I'm like,

Like, you know, straight, straight, if that makes sense. Bro, what is you saying? You straight, straight? I am so confident that this guy's never felt the touch of a female. It was super embarrassing. Bro, you're saying this is embarrassing, but I know if this was real, you would say that this is life ruining. Bro, if a man's dick was rubbing on my leg, all right?

I don't, I'd think I would end myself. No offense to gay people. I mean, if you about that double-decker pecker life, go you, bro. But to make it up to her, I took her back to the bar instead of, you know, doing anything else, and we didn't end up doing that deal with. Tango. Really, devil's tango? Are you kidding me? I didn't swing that way. Like I said, we went back to the bar, we just talked the rest of the night, and she was actually a really nice person.

Moral the story is? Um, get to know the person more. Yeah, fall for more embarrassing stories. Bro, you say you don't swing that way, but you already swung that way. You, you made out with a man. Anyways, aside from this guy, uh, almost getting dicked, we did it on the fairest wheel. Doing the devil's tango. In an amusing park, I'm not going to lie. It's not the smartest thing in the universe. Not the smartest thing in the universe. You're having sex at the top of the Ferris wheel. The whole community can see you. So I remember back when I was in high school.

Another story back in high school. Bro, this guy gets like the cooter of like everybody in the street. I think it was like my great 10 year. There was an amusement park where basically you were able to go to every Halloween and have like this like Halloween themed amusement park. It was called Fright Night in Vancouver. And I remember me and all my friends wanted to go. So we decided to.

We all went down there. We all checked it out and stuff. And we were there. I remember we saw another group of girls that were kind of like, you know, chilling with just the girls. I don't know about y'all, but I just continue getting small dick energy from this guy. So yeah, we saw a group of girls, you know, just chilling with the girls. Bro, if a girl touched your shoulder, you would bust the fattest nuts.

And knowing they were just the girls and we were the guy group, we thought it would be cool to kind of like walk up to them and kind of combine our friend groups. That has never happened in the history of the earth. Bro, my friend group at Universal was walking around like about a week ago. Nobody, and I mean nobody in the entire park wanted to be our friends. I know, kind of cring you and me to say, but at the same thing, time, it's what we did. And I remember what we did that, there was one certain girl that always kept looking at me, and she was beautiful. Don't come around, she was a little tall, but she looked

outstanding. Stop exaggerating, uh, that never happened, and, uh, you get no cooter. Dongum around, she was a little tall, but she looked outstanding. This guy's definition of a tall girl's probably like five, five. I already know I can use this bastard as an armrest. So I remember she came up to me and we were kind of like grouped up in pairs. The point where it became like six people on like a trip's quadruple date, quadrittle date. A quadruple date, bro, you just met. This guy thinks he's like the biggest pip on the whole planet. The girl I was with during the Halloween event was really close to me and she was actually really nice.

We ended up going on some rides together. We ate together. And I remember as we were eating, we kind of like all grouped up all together, like me and the boys and her friend group. And we all sat down on a table. When we sat down the table, I remember they're all kind of like flirting with each other. And me and this girl, we were like, we were flirting, but she took it to a different extent.

I guess this girl was like really, really like in the mood. You did not get a girl in the mood. She was just being nice to you. No cuder for you. I remember the first 90 degree stop. We stopped like, you know, the side. And this girl started making out with me like crazy. Like she was going off.

It got to the point where she reached her hand down my pants. And let's just say, we like, you know, started getting really touching. And then after the, when it went to another 90 degrees and we were at the top of the Ferris wheel, but very top where no one could see us, we ended up doing the Devils Tango. Anyways, y'all, I think we all know how it went. It went on the Ferris wheel. He pulled down the pants and it was a cock. If this video gets a thousand likes, I'll make a part two.

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