Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 53

Episode Date: November 17, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 53 ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Nobody else. Well, you know, I'm not gonna pay for a meal. But then bye, you're out. Hello, he's all. Go, fuck. Hey! Alright, people, what's up? Today we're checking out some more Cairns that got caught on camera. These few hooligans were trying to shoplift from a CVS pharmacy, but, uh, they don't know how to shoplift being real.
Starting point is 00:00:18 Seriously, guys. You know, when you're trying to rob a store, you don't exactly want to make a lot of noise. These people are the exact opposite. Let's steal from a CVS pharmacy. CBS Pharmacy and let's make the most amount of noise as possible. You know when I hear that amount of noise I usually think it's my neighbor passionately fucking his wife, but no, now it's CBS Pharmacy Robbers. That it smells like pot around here too. Is it a surprise that the shitheads are stealing a bunch of alcohol? To me at least not at all. I know we were talking about passionately fucking earlier, but I think this guy's ready for some passionate fucking. There's never been a man that offered his ass better than he has. Give me 45 minutes boys. Oh fuck Hey guys, just left for your names while you're at it
Starting point is 00:01:18 Oh, here comes the police You might want to drop it There they are They're coming right around the corner Here they come You're screwed Hey, you forgot something I've never seen a more ambitious
Starting point is 00:01:37 and shameless robbery than this Just blatantly robbing the store With absolutely no protection of their identity They just walked in and thought Okay boys, let's fuck up the alcohol I think there's a certain type of midlife crisis in somebody's life, not an old man driving a fucking corvette, but somebody that tries stealing alcohol with no protection of their identity. They just don't care at this point, bro. They don't
Starting point is 00:01:58 care if they go to prison, especially Mr. Puckard ass. He's going to be a real wide receiver in prison. Yep, that's what I'm gonna do. Hey, we got the license plate. Here it goes, right here. That's a AC 4097. And it's a, there we go. And there you have it, boys. They politely fuck off in the same. sunset. This next Karen decides to shame a homeless man. Is there any particular reason? I have no fucking clue. Just watch the video. What's shit, dude? Fuck off. Oh, you f*** up. You fucking hooker. What the hell is this roast battle between these two country hicks? Like who in the hell
Starting point is 00:02:43 is calling people a hooker as a roast? Nobody does that. Oh no, you call me a bitch. Well, uh, you're a hooker. Ha! Got you there. What is the piece of shit? Get a fucking job. Get a fucking job. Get a fucking job. Get a fucking job. What an actual piece of shit?
Starting point is 00:03:02 Look, man, I know I'm probably like the last type of person to be judging people. But to defend the homeless man, right? You have no idea why exactly he became homeless. He could have got laid off from his job. He could have got bamboozled from his family and took all his money. Maybe the divorce was a little too hefty. Either way, the guy's in a shit situation. adding on to a shitty situation, it's not a good idea.
Starting point is 00:03:23 I don't know why the country woman can't just one, two, buckle her shoe and fuck off. You know what? You need to go off to the gloves. You know what? You need to get to f*** away for me. Get to f*** me. I'm a crazy-ass white bitch and I'm floated. I got so many people that will just fucking fuck put a fucking cap in your fucking ass. Okay, Granny, we get it, but like why?
Starting point is 00:03:48 You're just giving this guy a bunch of death threats that a bunch of your fucking friends that look like fossils are going to put a cap in his ass. I am still trying to understand what has this homeless man done besides simply existing. The only thing that this woman has gotten right is that she's a crazy white bitch, and that is 100% true. Like, there's no tomorrow, right? What, what we? You're lying.
Starting point is 00:04:11 I'm not about a you, baby. You're lying. I'm not about you. You're lying. You're lying. You're taking money from these good people, from these good people you're disabled
Starting point is 00:04:22 what's disabled about you I'm a fucking never at this point in the video I think we can all collectively agree that this woman is a piece of shit God bless this guy I hope he gets better with his mental health anyways this next Karen actually
Starting point is 00:04:36 has a cock And ladies and gentlemen When a Karen has a cock inside of IHOP you know it's gonna be a good experience Busy would be every single table There are three servers on sir We can only do so much if you don't like it You can listen or else
Starting point is 00:04:49 Who else is open? Nobody else. Well, you know, I'm not gonna fucking pay for a meal. You're not gonna pay for a meal? Why the fuck you at IHop? Like, who the hell do you think you are? You're gonna walk into fucking IHop and people are gonna roll out a red carpet for your stanky ass.
Starting point is 00:05:01 These people think they're so entitled to everybody's hospitality and it pisses me off. This is an IHop, sir. I don't think you have the fucking Medal of Honor. But then bye, you're out. How low he's gone. Go, sacked! Oh!
Starting point is 00:05:14 You gotta put that right in my eye! That's on my f*** You know, I came in here, fuck, you see. Drama at IHop, bro. Who the fuck is this guy? I mean, he's not wrong, though. Drama at IHop do be pretty bustin. But dude, holy shit, do you honestly have to break a glass over a few fucking pancakes?
Starting point is 00:05:35 It's really not that big of a deal. If you do not want IHop, then walk out the IHop. And if no other place is open, then I guess that's your sorry excuse for going out this late at night. These people, bro, expect a red carpet, I swear. This next dinosaur of the Karen gets pissed off at an age. woman for working out outside. Next time you ever talk to me like that, you're gonna get your ass kicked by my family. They're gonna fuck you up.
Starting point is 00:06:02 What did I do? They're gonna fuck you up. Why, what did I do? Because you are an asshole. Look at the whole stairs to yourself. Why don't you go somewhere else where you can go to a gym? You cannot be fucking serious. I'm sorry, Karen.
Starting point is 00:06:16 I had no idea this was your own private fucking property. Once again, Exhibit A of people trying to take advantage of other people's hospitality. The stairs don't belong to you, the stairs don't belong to her, it belongs to everybody. And with arguably anybody with half a fucking brain cell can simply walk around the woman. Holy shit, who woulda knew? This is- Get the f***ing Asian country you belong in. Oh my gosh, that was so heartwarming. Get out of this world, get out of this state,
Starting point is 00:06:50 go back to whatever fucking Asian country you belong in. Go fuck yourself. Okay, racist. This is not your place. This is not your place. This is not your home. I find it so funny that these old women are speaking on the behalf of the entire United States Listen lady, you're not a fucking profit. We actually want people in the United States. You know, it'd be pretty damn boring if all we had was a bunch of whiteys, you know what I'm saying? We gotta get some variety in here.
Starting point is 00:07:16 We do not want you here. You put that on Facebook. I hope you do. Because every fucking person will beat the crap out of you from here and out. Yep, you got it, lady. In fact, I'm gonna be right on that right now. I'm gonna walk out my front door. and go find her and beat her fucking ass. How dare she be of Asian ethnicity? I'm gonna kick her ass. Man, this bitch also said Facebook. What the fuck do you think I am?
Starting point is 00:07:39 This Karen is having an argument with somebody at a vacation resort. Her panties are too tight in a twist, so she gets into a controversy. Oh, for fuck's sake. Can we just examine this terrain for a second? This woman's probably on vacation. A pretty nice fucking vacation at that. And she is still of yet to escape the Karen's, bro. gotta suck. If I'm on vacation and I got approached by a Karen on my vacation, somebody's getting a cap in
Starting point is 00:08:11 their ass. It's a simple... Yes, it was paid though, ma'am. You, it wasn't you. Hi! One of four black men in Santa Barbara. Are you doing your... Oh, oh, now I'm a racist terrible person.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Oh, sorry. What is this woman even talking about? I'm not quite sure what kind of point she's making. Oh, what's up? Black man? Oh, fuck, I'm racist now. This isn't getting you your refund any quicker, lady. Just go back to your fucking hotel room and order a Frappuccino and sit in some silence.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Just because you're an obnoxious guy. It's not your fault that you're black of course. Just obnoxious. I'm against obnoxious people to be clear. Not against the black people of a foreign. No, no, no. I gave you a $20 bill for my friend. And that $20 bill was not good enough.
Starting point is 00:09:11 And again, nothing else. Don't you have some fish to catch African-American? American man. Don't you want to go out on that boat and do some African American fishing? Because I still I still understand what the hell you're doing here. I'm sorry, there's only four people in Santa Barbara. It's not my fault people. What's this good barbill on YouTube? This market guy saves the world in Santa Barbara from some random person, sorry, some random person who goes nuts, who goes to love from a fish establishment. But say God he was here. That feeling when you try making a racist joke and being a piece of shit, but it fails dramatically. This woman is so beyond the point of getting a fucking refund. She's just being a piece of shit and I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:09:52 This would have been solved if you would have been calm about the whole thing from the get-go, but no. Anyways, audience, that's it for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. I am going to explain why Bella the Wolf is an awesome gadgettuber, well, P&G, tuba. Since it was an avia. Because, Technoblate did not deserve to be a Minecraft player to begin with, and she has every right to make fun out of his death as well. Wow, so, so we're going there today. I've never seen a man so happy to cook his digital footprint. Like, this man's digital footprint is so cooked for the rest of his life.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Shipping abuse stuff, shipping filia, it's just wonderful. All right, bro, at this point, somebody's got to check your hard drive. All right, people, what's up? Today, I think I found the worst Bella the Wolf stand of all time. It has every right to make videos insulting Jesus Christ because he deserves it. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to El Reem Skev. Now, I was scrolling on YouTube.com whenever I came across this guy, whenever he made a video called Bella the Wolf is awesome.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Which, if you guys know anything about Bella the Wolf, she is not awesome. She is, in fact, the very opposite of awesome. I got a video in the top right part of the screen if you want to know why she's not awesome. Well yeah, this guy, El Reem Skev, just came out of the woodworks four weeks ago and stated to the entire world and your great-great-grandmother why this YouTuber Bella the Wolf is amazing. But before we check out what this dude said about Bella the Wolf, Bella the Wolf recently made a response video to me and it was pretty bad.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Yeah, I've seen a lot of shitty response videos in my day and I gotta say this is probably the worst one. Bella, this response video, it was a fucking F tier. Anyways, let's see what this. guy has to say. I am going to explain why Bella the Wolf is an awesome gattiebber or P&G tober. This guy is totally not being held at gunpoint by Bella the Wolf to be saying all this shit. Today I'm telling you why Bella the Wolf is a best catatuber and why she is amazing. Yeah, okay motherfucker don't forget to shave your pito stash while you're defending this little girl. And I am going to defend Bella the Wolf right now and I'm going to say this to everyone for her,
Starting point is 00:12:22 that she has every right to make abuse videos about the military and soldiers because they are a disgrace to society and a danger to everyone. You know, it's because of people in the military that are fighting for your rights right now in real time. That is the one and only reason you're actually able to be saying this right now. I guarantee, bro, if you're inside of North Korea right now, and you are out in society and you were saying that Kim Jong-un is a fucking retard and he should die. I can tell you one thing is for certain there will be a 5-5-6 round put right into your fucking eyes. So yeah, enjoy your First Amendment right because it's the military they gave you that right.
Starting point is 00:13:01 I guess people in the military don't sound so evil now, do they? And she has every right to make videos insulting Jesus Christ because he deserves it. Okay, yep, this video is pretty much confirmed that this man is satire. I mean, seriously, audience, think about it. There's some random fucking dude that just randomly spawns out of nowhere. on YouTube, he has a thousand subscribers with nothing to lose. And one day he just grabs his iPhone and he says a bunch of funny stupid shit. The dude is trolling.
Starting point is 00:13:30 It's so fucking obvious. And the only reason I'm providing reactions like this is because I'm a YouTuber. I have to pretend it's serious. But if I just put down the act for just a second, this dude is trolling everybody and he's doing it so fucking well. I mean, look at that like to dislike ratio. 41,000 dislikes. For a guy that just started YouTube four weeks ago, that's pretty fucking good. I mean, granted, he's getting nothing but hate, but still, that's a lot of recognition.
Starting point is 00:14:00 Crazy to me that this dude might actually have his YouTube channel monetized because of this video. But still, his digital footprint is cooked and it's gonna be cooked forever. So I really hope that McDonald's pay is really cooking. It's just every way to to mark Jesus Christ and God, and to insult people's religions as well, because it's funny. Okay, to be fair, it is kind of funny. Yes, I know. disrespectful and all this other shit, but guys, you gotta admit it. If you guys are subscribed to me and are my fan, you would understand what it's like to watch the world burn.
Starting point is 00:14:29 I will admit, it is kinda funny sitting back and watching everybody gets sensitive over so obvious rage bait. Is it disrespectful? Yeah. Is it something I would advise anybody to do? Hell no. But watching people do a bunch of stupid shit on the internet for attention, is it funny? Oh, you fucking believe it. I wouldn't have a career if there wasn't stupid people on the internet. Just think about that. So the question is, is it really funny?
Starting point is 00:14:54 Oh, you bet your fucking ass it's funny. And she has every right to leak people's phone numbers and to do unthinkable stuff to animals. And it gets even better because Technobblade did not deserve to be a Minecraft player to begin with. And she has every right to make fun out of his death as well. Holy shit, dude. I really do wonder how much Burger King is paying you right now. Audience, there is not a better time to make money on the internet than right now. And if you decide in such a great time to make money on the internet to be saying crazy shit like this
Starting point is 00:15:26 Completely cooking your digital footprint by the way and pretty much throwing away any chance you have in making money online I sincerely hope you become an engineer or a dentist or something Because if you don't plan to make money online and you're not a lawyer an engineer or a dentist And you're saying crazy shit like this Bro you are literally creating generational poverty This video alone will single-handedly ruin his bloodline. That's fucking crazy to think about. All for probably 50 bucks on YouTube.com.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Because he's such a racist pig. And that's the reason why I am defending Bell out of the world. Okay, but where? Fucking where is Technoblate a racist pig? I'm waiting, ladies and gentlemen. I'm waiting for the proof to come forward. Whenever you guys got the proof that Technoblade is a racist pig, DM me on Instagram at Rith is hot.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Whenever I get the hot news of how Technoblate is racist, I will let you know first. But until then, this dude is out of his fucking mind. But I am not just a fan of Belladilf and Belladilf Defender. I also accept her as her real lord and savior. Yep, because a Gachotuber that just randomly appeared out of nowhere in the past few months has convinced you to fall on your hands and knees and worship her for the rest of your life. If this dude is genuinely serious, he changes his religion like he changes his underwear, probably. What was that one vegan teacher song again?
Starting point is 00:16:55 Time to change your religion like you change your underwear. Yeah, you're like this motherfucker here. Because bellism is a real religion. Yeah, guys, the bellism religion is so real, just like how this man's pino stash frauds over five-year-old children. And that's the reason why I said it to everyone. And that's the reason why Bella the wolf deserves to be loved by everyone. I do not hate it. Yes, King, talk yo shit.
Starting point is 00:17:19 Bella the wolf needs to be loved. Listen, I've talked to Bella before outside of YouTube and recording and all this other shit. Audience, the shit that you see on YouTube of Bella, she's not actually like that at all off camera. I say this about every edgy content creator that everybody hates on the internet. But if I were to see Bella the Wolf at VidCon, I'm sure that I could kick it back and chill with her. Yes, I disagree with the way that she's going about her YouTube career. But hey, that's not my YouTube channel, so I don't care. But can't I get along with Bella the Wolf?
Starting point is 00:17:50 Oh, you bet your fucking ass I can. Name somebody on YouTube that I've made fun of that I have yet to be chill with. Not friends, ladies and gentlemen, but just chill. Okay, maybe these few people, but they're fucking stupid. And just every right to say slurs as well. Because it's funny. It is kind of funny. So you see, Bella the Wolf is awesome.
Starting point is 00:18:10 And she has every right to do all that stuff on the internet. And she's amazing, a good person, and that's the why that she has every rights and nobody should hate on her. Okay, buddy, you can put away the Gluck Gluck-Gluck-N-Thousand. All I said was that Bell of the Wolf did some funny shit on the internet. But she is not a good person, bro. That's a little too much. I'm only gonna agree with you maybe 3% of this video, dude. The people who hate on her, they should get a new brain already, okay? You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen.
Starting point is 00:18:46 If you hate Bella the Wolf, then fuck you get a new brain. Because I'm sure looking at this gentleman audience, I'm sure that he reeks with intelligence. I mean, seriously, look at him. Look at his big old fucking black glasses. He looks like a Verizon employee. Tell me this man doesn't reek with 500 IQ. He's right, audience.
Starting point is 00:19:04 We're all just fucking stupid. We all need to get a new brain. I'm not even joking. Okay? So yeah, like I said, Better the wolf, she has every right to do that stuff, insulting people's religions, and leaking people's phone numbers, and doing unthinkable stuff to animals, and to insult Allah and Jesus Christ, and mocking them, because she's better, and she's the real God, and that's all I have to say.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Well said, sir. Anyways, yeah, your digital footprint is fucking done. Uh-huh, fuck you. Everybody subscribe to my channel, let's get 5 mil. Before thinking, I completely eradicated the Roblox cringe with my YouTube. videos. Turn me up. I'm trying to point me to a sht.
Starting point is 00:19:45 What? That's tough. He had a lot. It turns out I was heavily mistaken. Like it. Keep it a stack. Just move out because they know I got viz. Baby Tia and I don't give a damn and I still getting money.
Starting point is 00:19:56 I know who I am. The beginning of my YouTube channel has been founded upon making Roblox videos. Like America and racism, I was Rith and Roblox. We went together perfectly. Since my newfound success, I tried to disconnect from my heinous past and rather questionable thumbnails. and move on to greater things. That aged horribly. Rith, what the f-make?
Starting point is 00:20:16 Make more Roblox videos. Rith, I'm gonna kill myself if you don't make another fucking Roblox video. What the fuck, okay, okay, for fuck sake, fine. Let's see if this video gets taken down before we even finish this shit. I think I realized why I don't make these videos anymore.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Listen, audience, I'm a normal guy, just like you. Every day I wake up, I like to go and have a breakfast and take a shit and have a good day. But whenever I wake up and I have to record a YouTube video because it is my job. And this was the only shit that would pay me money at the time. No wonder I wanted to fucking kill myself.
Starting point is 00:20:55 You tell me, would you want to continue living? If every day on your computer screen was twerking Roblox character, if you listen to the sound of my voice carefully, you don't want this life. Stupid ass, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck, I don't, I don't give a fuck. Bitch, I don't give a bitch. You're seven years old. I still can't believe that there's six and seven-year-olds out there that actually you're talking about e-dating on the fucking internet.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Like, dude, let's not forget that five years ago you popped out of your mama's wound. And here you are five years later talking about marriage and shit. Like, my fuck, I guarantee you if I ask you to tie your shoe, you don't even know how to do that. Go back to studying your ABCs, you fucking piece of cartilage. Oh, look how cute these e-dators are across the computer screen. I'm seriously asking you guys, who the fuck gets jealous of these people? Because I would rather be single and not dating anybody than dating some dumb fuck across the universe from my computer. Because think about it, it must be such a lonely life to live.
Starting point is 00:22:02 Because the second the internet goes out, oh, what the fuck are you gonna do? You ain't gonna do sh-your f-fucking femboy ass can't be prancing around everywhere to your e-girlfriend because the internet and the electricity went out. How fucking sad is that? He's just not a hottest shit, obviously. Yeah, that's cool, but women are like, once they've been used, they're fucking useless and you throw up. them in the trash can. If I had to take a fat guess by looking at your steak fucking tuna smelling ass,
Starting point is 00:22:32 smell it like you off the fucking poop deck of deadliest catch. You was probably one worthless, skanky bitch that nobody wants to do anything with you. If I look at your outfit, it clearly shows me that you all about daddy's money and you ain't shit. You motherfucka are for the streets. You know what this shit reminds me of? There's a certain meme where there's about five black men in the background with one white girl in the I don't know. Are you guys thinking of the same thing that I'm thinking? Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're thinking of the same fucking thing. We're all dirty. Shout out to all the Latinas. The goth ones. The cowboy boot wearing
Starting point is 00:23:12 ones. The crazy ones. I don't care. I see a Latina bitch with white or black toes and I start acting like a damn dog. Well, shit. Dude, why don't you tell us how you really feel? I completely and totally understand if somebody has a tight. If you're attracted to those gay pride feminist activists, Listen, A, go ahead. I guess you're attracted to two-o. If you're attracted to tomboys, you're-I-I don't blame you. But damn, what do you see that is so interesting about an emo guy? I mean, look at this guy. Do you think that this is genuine husband material?
Starting point is 00:23:42 Because he looks like one minor inconvenience away from killing himself. That is some pooh-ish. I can't have that in my life. And you're telling me that you will act like a damn dog because of this guy? What the hell are your standards? Holy shit. I'm sorry, girl, but I think you might have got gotten cheated on. Actually, you didn't get cheated on. You got fmoosed. You got bamboozled.
Starting point is 00:24:24 If I were you, I would be jumping off the Manhattan Bridge right about now. There ain't no saving that shit. You have been famoose. Words cannot describe the amount of disappointment that's on my face. This Robloxian went through the extra inconvenience, the extra problem, so that they can get the extra ability to screenshot another person. Lego Booty in Roblox. In the name of all good things left in this world, like my YouTube channel. Whoa, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:25:00 Somebody baptized this sick piece of shit. To be honest, girl, I don't know why you're acting like you're not the problem. First off, girl, you're e-dating on Roblox of all fucking applications. And I would assume you're dating on Roblox because you're too young to date on other dating apps. You know, where all the real degenerate shit is. So you decided to compromise by dating on Roblox totally no weirdos on that application. And it somehow didn't cross your mind that, oh, me, a vulnerable 13-year-old girl that just started puberty, has a weirdo guy that's e-dating me across the country.
Starting point is 00:25:41 And he wants to see my kitty on the webcam. Okay, I think there's a problem. And for some reason, you didn't see any of that as a red flag. You were the start of the issue because you're fucking stupid. I just stay. My room's too long, but I finally got a girlfriend. Bro, you've got a lot to learn. This motherfucker thinks that cating a girlfriend is just part of a trendy trend on Roblox.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Honestly, man, I am glad you are not my son. Because if you were, you would get smacked the fuck up. But if you want a girlfriend, and I'm talking a genuine girlfriend that doesn't smell like fucking expired sushi. If you want a girlfriend, here's my big tip. Go the f' out. I promise you, there is a beautiful woman out there that is named Anastasia. Her hair is long, she is beautiful and she is pure.
Starting point is 00:26:26 When muf-f-a-you-looking like that? You are far from obtaining any woman of that caliber. Go the fuck outside. Work on yourself, King. I think I just threw up in my fucking mouth. That's supposed to be a guy. That's not a fucking guy. This is just another reason why you should not be e-dating on the fucking internet.
Starting point is 00:26:52 You got all the fucking he-they and she-thays out there. You don't know what the fuck you're dating anymore. Oh yeah, baby, my pronouns are she her. Bro, shut the fuck up. No, it isn't. You're not a woman. You're a f*** up science experiment. my fuck I go back to living with Bigfoot.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Yeah, that totally doesn't sound creepy in the slightest. This guy has absolutely no idea that this woman even exists. And there is actually a woman out there that is stalking his every move online. I would hate to be sleeping in night and then I see random phevels throwing on my window. And then I look on my window, then there's a random fucking seven-year-old that's like, oh yeah, baby, come here, make the fuck out with me. I would be freaked out. But it's okay.
Starting point is 00:27:39 I have an AR-15. And one thing led to it. another after flirting back and forth, she ended up sending me a photo of her cherries. Hey, that's my boy! Guys, if you're looking for the professor of rays, you go to this guy. This is a grade A tutorial on how to get a girl's cherries in your Snapchat inbox. Real quick, just real quick. How old are you? She looks up at me as if I was crazy and said, I'm 14. Wait a minute. Oh, no. All right, people, what's up? The TikToker that got famous for
Starting point is 00:28:08 smashing women got caught in 4K. Now, audience, if you haven't seen the previous episode where I made a video on this TikToker named Bubba. I certainly recommend you watch the first episode after you watch this video here. Because, uh, arguably, I think this video is going to be crazier than this video by a landslide. Girl lied about her age, part one through part 10, ladies and gentlemen. Let's see how this guy became EDP, or supposedly. Yo, what is going on, you guys? My name's Bubba, and welcome back to an insane story. So today's story, like I said, takes place back in grade 12. Now, in grade 12, I remember, there was a lot of grade 9s entering my high school.
Starting point is 00:28:46 And grade 9s are usually around what? The age of 14, 15? Oh, shit. You got the fresh batch of fresh meat in high school. Oh, you're cooked. Listen, audience, when you're in senior year and you're in a really big high school, you really have to pay attention who you're talking to in the dating world in high school. Because nowadays, audience, you can't even fucking tell what a girl's age is anymore.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Some of these motherfuckers look like they're 19 when they're actually fucking two years old. It's kind of fucking sick and it freaks me out sometime. My advice to the seniors in high school, you better ID each and every last girl you come in contact with. You ain't trying to end up like this guy, ladies and gentlemen. And as a grade 12, I thought it was disgusting going for that age group of women. Yeah, well, explain this shit. She ended up sending me a photo of her cherries. Yeah, it was fucking disgusting until you saw her fucking cherries.
Starting point is 00:29:33 But one thing in my high school is that I won't lie to you, it's really hard to determine whose age is actually what. Because let's be real here, guys. We're in 2023. Women that are like literally 12 look like they're 19. If there is anything in this video where he is spitting complete and other facts, it is right here. As I said before, audience, you can't fucking tell how old she is anymore. I don't know what the fuck they've been feeding these girls in their food, but they better feed me their fucking ID in a second. I'm not trying to be like Drake on some P. Diddy shit?
Starting point is 00:30:01 As scary as it is, you never know what age is what and it really freaks me out. And 80% of the time when I go out to like a party or a club or anything, I'm not gonna lie to you. Sometimes I feel like I need my own ID scanner to make sure they're actually of age or I'm going to be in jail. Well, from the looks of it, Bubba, you're kind of explaining a story that's going to land you in fucking jail. I don't want my boy Bubba to go to jail. I mean, look at him. He's got a nice crib. He's got the YouTube plaques on the wall.
Starting point is 00:30:27 It would be a shame if this guy went to jail. But it would be pretty funny though. Like literally any day now, the cops could come into my door and be like, FBI open up! And I would die physically and mentally. And also, in jail. I don't want to go to jail. To me, it seems like you got to go to jail.
Starting point is 00:30:40 To me, it seems like you got an alibi that might be a little bit true. I mean, if you're really that paranoid Bubba, then what have you done throughout your life? I mean, from looking at your channel, I imagine your body count is above a hundred. That's if all these stories are real. So, uh, I imagine you may have had a few f-ups along the way. I just sincerely hope you didn't go through with it. Nobody wants to be like eat that baddussie 445. Anyways, I remember my grade 12 year.
Starting point is 00:31:05 I remember we were going to our new classes, and a lot of the grade 12s were talking about all the new grade 9. and the new shoddays that are in there. What kind of fucking school was this? Was this Epstein Island class of 2020? At my school, whenever the new grade 9s came in, there was maybe like one or two seniors that was like, ooh, baby. And of course, those only classmates that I had were fucking exiled from every friend group.
Starting point is 00:31:27 I don't know what kind of fucking school you were at, but that is crazy. I don't like using the word shoddy, but if you guys are from like, you know, any sort of slang land, then you would understand what I'm talking about. What the fuck are you talking about? You literally look like somebody that's in Gen Z.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Bro is really trying to push that he has unk status on us. Get the fuck out of here. But for me, I was really uninterested. I found it totally disgusting, like I said earlier. And I remember I kind of just avoided all the conversations that had to do with, well, little girls. Yeah, good idea. At least you thought it was a good idea until apparently you came in contact with one of them. And then she's saying you her cherries and I hope the fucking Jesus Christ you didn't do the devil's tango.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Because at that point, ladies and gentlemen, I would have to make an FBI report. Like I said, I'm not a freak, bro. Like, I understand I like Minecraft and I play Minecraft, but I'm not a freak. Oh, yeah? Okay. How to know, Bubba? It's pretty concerning how good you are at Minecraft Parkour. You must have spent a lot of hours behind the screen in Minecraft if you get what I mean.
Starting point is 00:32:25 All right, bro. I'm gonna stop. Anyways, going on from there, I remember basically one time in my science lab, I remember going in there and I ended up sitting down on a desk. And then afterwards, when class actually started, the teacher came in front of the classroom and said, Okay class, so today we have a new student. She just came here and she is going to be joining us for our new science class. Now, I didn't know who this was because she came a week late apparently to school, but when she came into the classroom, she looked like any ordinary grade 12.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Oh my God, bro. This man got fucking clickbaited. I feel so bad now. She probably mentioned this was like a science lab 12 class, so only grade 12s could take this class. Now, before I continue on with the story, I just want to say cops, FBI, or anyone that has to do with catching petos, I just want to say I was in high. school and like just hear the story out before you guys send cops coming down my door okay thank you yeah no bro i don't think high school is gonna be saving you from this because bro i'm sure there's a lot of
Starting point is 00:33:17 dudes that are in jail right now that wish that they can use high school as a shield high school's not gonna protect you from the feds bro all that matters is if you're 18 years old you're fucking cooked chris hanson's gonna be spanking your ass in no time anyways i remember i found her pretty attractive and i thought hey like maybe i should go like you know talk to her and kind of like see what's up So I ended up walking up to her and I ended up basically saying, hey, like, how you doing? Like, I think it looked pretty good. What the fuck is this Riz? Listen, bro, if you're going to cold approach a girl in school, the first thing you say should not be.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Oh, hey, what's up? I think you look really good. Bro, you're fucking weird. She looks over at me really oddly and she's like, um, thanks. I appreciate it. Now, clearly she was really awkward when it came to conversation. And I'm not going to lie, she kind of handled it prematurely, which at the time, I wasn't really registering. that, but let's just say she acted really odd around me.
Starting point is 00:34:07 And that is the proper response any girl should be giving right now. Hey, uh, I think you look really good, really attractive, bu, bu, bu, bu. I would be looking around being like, okay, where's the fucking camera? I feel like I'm about to be on TikTok public interviews or some shit. I would be weirded out too. And I remember to save myself, I kind of just ended up like basically saying like, hey, like if you need any help with like the homework or anything, I could help you with that. When I'm going to be honest, I had no idea 80% of the time what happened in that science class,
Starting point is 00:34:34 but you know what? As long as it got me out of the situation, I didn't care. Nah, bro, you already said the little girl looked good. You're f***ed. The second that this girl posts about you on her snap story, you're fucking done for. Anyways, after that weird interaction, I remember I sat back at my desk and my friend ended up coming up behind me saying, yo, bro, you interested in her or what? I remember I looked over at him, like, what do you mean? And he said, well, bro, like, I don't know, you made fun of us for going for girls. And that's what I told him, bro, you guys go for grade nines, bro. I'm not going for grade nine. I love how you just casually exchange conversation with your senior friends that love freshmen.
Starting point is 00:35:06 I don't know, Bubba, not exactly the type of friends you want to have. Because listen to me, if your friends' school motto is, if she's old enough to pee, then she's old enough for me. I think you need a walk away. Personal opinion. That's when I went back to work. And I remember he ended up rolling his eyes at me, and we both went back to work. Now, I remember at this point, I really did not know what to do or say. And I'm not going to lie to you.
Starting point is 00:35:27 I kind of couldn't take my eyes off this girl. Uh, not a good look, Bubba. a good fucking look. I have never seen a video where a man is so casually just incriminating himself. Yeah, I was looking at this girl and I couldn't keep my eyes off her. I'm 14. Officer, please stop! Yep, yep, you're fucking done. She was really beautiful and honestly, like, she had this like really nice, like, young look to her. Oh my God, there is no way you just said that.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Now, before anyone says anything, yes, I know what I'm explaining sounds really creepy and weird. Yeah, yeah, it's fucking creepy and weird. If you're out here saying she looks good, she looks nice and young. What the fuck do you expect any of us to be thinking right now? You're fucking weird. Just keep listening to the story. Oh, believe me, buddy. We're fucking listening.
Starting point is 00:36:13 We're listening all the way to the fucking end. Anyways, I remember in that class, we ended up getting a science project where we had to group up with people. And since I was the only person that interacted with this girl on her first day of our science class, she actually ended up coming up to me saying, Hey, like, can you maybe be my partner for this? I don't really know anyone in the class. Bro's about to be like, Oh my God, she asked me to get onto a group project with her.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Here's my fucking chance. Admit it, bro, you're going to whip out your fucking 14-year-old Riz. All right, bro. I'm going a little too far. This story is fake, ladies and gentlemen, okay? At least I hope so. And me and her became partners for that science lab. Now, me, since I'm a hopeless romantic,
Starting point is 00:36:49 I kind of saw this in a flirty way. Of course you fucking did. And in a more, you know, romantic way of how, like, you know, she's approaching me and I'm like her knight in shining armor. Did this motherfucka just say, Night in Shining Armor? This dude has watched Trek way too many times, bro. Listen, Brody, you're nothing more than a greasy senior in high school.
Starting point is 00:37:07 That's it. If you really want to go for the girl that can't even develop dark hair follicles down there, then go ahead. But I'll have you know, Brody. You are no night in shining armor. Gonna help her with some like science lab stuff. I shouldn't be doing that hand gesture, but going on. Yeah, no, I don't know what the fuck you were doing earlier.
Starting point is 00:37:23 I hope you were trying to illustrate something you did later in the video. I remember from there, I ended up basically getting her number and Snapchat and then one thing led to another, me and her, we ended up basically communicating throughout the day. Anyways, I remember after school came around and I basically ended up going to the parking lot and jumping into my car and one of my friends needed a ride, so I ended up driving him home. And on the way home, I remember I ended up telling him about this girl and how like, you know, she's really hot, really pretty. Oh no. Every second that passes by, I'm sitting here cringing about how bad this guy is incriminating himself. Bro, you could even lie to the camera and say you guys were
Starting point is 00:37:57 talking about the girl and that was it. You don't need to talk about how she's hot and sexy and young. You can make this video a lot easier on yourself Bubba. And I ended up saying her name. When I said her name, I remember my friend looked at me saying, wait, bro, you're actually interested in her? That's kind of weird, bro. I ended up asking him why. And he's like, well, I don't know, like you just met her. And like, on top of that, like, dude, she's new to the school. Yeah, I know she's a newbie. Like, that's nothing to problem with it. I'm just saying like she's a hot girl in my grade 12 science class. Okay, what Bubba is explaining is kind of valid. As far as we know right now, audience, he had no idea that she was X amount of years old,
Starting point is 00:38:30 and she was in the senior science class. But if your friend is calling you weird for liking that girl, I think you might want to ask him why. Because if that guy would have told you that sliver of information, he probably would have saved you from Chris Hansen, busting down your fucking door. He ended up kind of shrugging it off, but he ended up failing to mention the one thing, the one thing!
Starting point is 00:38:50 And that one thing could have led me to jail. Uh, no, it was going to prevent you from going to jail. Listen, if I knew a homie only likes the day older girls and then he told me he likes this girl And then I happen to know the information that she's not actually 18 plus I'm gonna be like alright bro She she she's not 18 bro she's a little bit younger I think before you dive more into this territory I think it's time for you to get the fuck out You see that's a real homie
Starting point is 00:39:16 Whatever Baba's friend was doing right here that's not a real fucking friend Bro's trying to land this motherfucker in a cell I remember after I dropped him off I ended up going home and I ended up hopping on my Xbox and just playing video games for that night. Obviously, I had school work to do, but let's be real here. I really did not care about school in my grade 12 year, which was really not a good idea because, well, if I actually focused in school, I probably could have been a lawyer, a judge,
Starting point is 00:39:36 or, you know, something more important than being a YouTuber. Yeah, uh, maybe if you became a lawyer, you would know how bad you're fucking up right now. I'm telling you, Brody, if you call Morgan and Morgan and show them this video, they're going to sit here and be like, yeah, I'm not taking your case. But you guys make this job worth it, so please, like and subscribe so I can keep doing this and not wanting to absolutely hang myself. I can't say that. Sorry, my bad. Keep going.
Starting point is 00:39:59 I guarantee you weren't talking to anybody. If this story is actually true, I know this motherfucker is living alone. If this guy has a fucking roommate, bro, do, do, do, do, are you hearing this? Are you not hearing what this man has been saying for the past like five minutes? Personally, audience, if I hear one of my homies explaining this story, I'm moving the fuck out immediately. Anyways, going on. I remember as I was playing Xbox, I ended up getting a Snapchat from this girl, the girl for my
Starting point is 00:40:24 science lab. And as I was talking to her, I remember, I ended up basically saying how, like, you know, she was really attractive today at school. And one thing led to another, after flirting back and forth, she ended up sending me a photo for cherries. There it is, audience. There's Bubba's same day Amazon shipping to a fucking prison. Why did you say it, bro?
Starting point is 00:40:42 Like, honestly, why the fuck would you say that right now? With this title and then you saying this, this is not a good look. The only mufucka that's going to save you right now was O.J. Simpson's lawyer. I thought this was good at first. I thought I was like, okay, cool. This girl, like, you know, she's 10 out of 10. She ended up telling me to come over. Don't do it, bro.
Starting point is 00:40:59 You're walking right into a fucking sting operation. Bro's about to walk into this girl's bedroom and you're about to see fucking Skeeter Jean and shit. You're fucked, Bubba. Now, at this point, I'm not going to lie to you. It was like 9.30 at night. Apparently she had no one home. And I thought, you know what? This might be a great opportunity to, you know, do the two-fost-tank guys.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Do you want me to read the charges or do you want the judge, Bubba? Yeah, no, the only thing I have to charge this guy with is 10-count. of the worst fucking decision in the world. I remember, I ended up basically getting my things, getting ready, and I ended up driving to her place. And as I was walking around, I remember I ended up seeing a photo on the wall of her middle school graduation. I saw that she looked exactly,
Starting point is 00:41:38 and I mean, exactly the same as a grade eight. At this point, I remember I looked at it, and I'm like, kind of like shaking. I really got scared because I'm like, wait a second. How old is this girl? Yeah, uh, something you definitely should have figured out fucking ages ago. Get it, Bubba? Get it?
Starting point is 00:41:52 Her fucking age ages ago. It's kind of too late now, bro. You're kind of like in this girl's crib. So, uh, basically, you're fucked. You're cooked. Chris Hansen is coming around at any point in time. And then afterwards, I remember one thing led to another. I ended up going into her bedroom.
Starting point is 00:42:06 And once I saw a bunch of squish mellows, that's what I knew. This girl was probably not of age. I remember she ended up pushing me on the bed and she wanted to, you know, grab my eggplant. And that's when I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, real quick. Just real quick. How old are you? She looks up at me as if I was crazy and said, I'm 14. Why?
Starting point is 00:42:22 Oh my God. Officer, I found them! Put your hands on motherfuck! Yeah, Bubba, you definitely played too much Minecraft. I knew since the fucking beginning since you were so good at Parkour. Anyways, audience, as he's going to jail, I need all of you to subscribe. Let's get to 5 mil. All right, people, what's up?
Starting point is 00:42:49 Generation Z is officially getting old. Now, audience, almost a week ago recording this video, the first generation baby has been born. From 2025 to 2039, Generation Beta is going to be roaming the earth. which officially means that Generation Z is now two generations behind, which to put into perspective on how bad this is, whenever Generation Z began, Gen X became two generations behind. That's the generation my parents were born in.
Starting point is 00:43:20 So yeah, officially Generation Z is Unc status. And with myself in Generation Z, there is a lot of things that Gen Alpha and Gen Beta are missing out on. There is truly a lot for us to recap today, this video. Anyways, before we begin the video, shout out to Inguin for the video idea, I thank you, bro. Anyways, with that being said, let's begin. I know that I just reiterated exactly what the caption of this video says, but with the statements I just said a second ago, I feel just like this guy. I seriously have no idea how I'm going to handle a 10-year-old
Starting point is 00:44:01 boy calling me an unc. Because it felt like just yesterday I was calling my high school teachers old. But when I was born, they became two generations behind and now I'm facing the same. It's enough to make a grown man shed a tear. Bro, the DS under the pillow was one of my signature moves in childhood. And coincidentally enough, so did all of Gen Z do this as well. I thought it was like a 180,000 IQ move whenever my parents would come into my bedroom at 2 a.m. And I was playing Pokemon Soul Silver on my DS. Like the video if you know what that is.
Starting point is 00:44:42 I put that shit under my pillow and I thought that I was fucking Einstein with this shit. But the truth is, ladies in Gentlemen, they knew exactly what I was doing. I guess my parents understood that the grind was real. I had to finish Pokemon Soul Silver. But anyways, audience, the comments on this video are actually pretty wild. There are people, yes, you heard me correctly, really people that are commenting on this video saying, what the hell is a DS?
Starting point is 00:45:07 I hide my phone under my pillow. Well, Mr. They Them in the profile picture. A Nintendo DS is the equivalent of the Nintendo Switch OLED that you play every fucking day of Another person comments saying what is a DS crying emoji? I can't fucking believe that there are some people typing into TikTok what the hell is a DS. What is a DS in tech slang? Are you fucking serious? This is exactly what I mean by Generation Alpha and Gen Beta.
Starting point is 00:45:36 They're missing out on so much good shit. Some motherfuckas are gonna say that Fortnite was their childhood. Oh my God. Listen, all I'm gonna say is that if you are in Generation Z, you fully understand. You forgot the three. It's 3DS. You got it wrong. Well, let me tell you something missed dog shit digital art. Before your infertile mother couldn't conceive your high chromosome ass, the Nintendo DS was the predecessor to the 3DS. Which, you know, it was much better because the DS's battery life would last 10 times your 3DS. So you go ahead and keep flexing your 3DS even though nobody used that feature whatsoever.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Because it was just that dog shit. going to keep playing my DS that still has the battery life of 10 fucking months. You forgot the 3 in 3DS. Get the fuck out of here. You know, I think the most damning thing on this list was Pokemon Go. I remember when I was playing Pokemon Go. It was the closest thing to world peace. It was whenever people were walking outside and actually going places. The typical 400-pound GameStop nerds that would usually spend their Tuesday gooning to LollieCon,
Starting point is 00:47:01 They were outside walking, putting one foot in front of the other on Pokemon Go. It truly was a dystopian era in time. The fact that World Peace was almost eight years ago is fucking wild. And of course, we can't forget fidget spinners in the dab. I'll have you guys know that I was a heavy participant in both of those things. And the fact that this shit was seven and nine years ago makes me feel like a fucking old ass man. And we can chop up Gen Z nostalgia to be like, bro, it was just a damn. dance move, bro, it was just an autism fidget spinner.
Starting point is 00:47:34 It was the energy, bro. You wouldn't fucking understand that shit, Gen Alpha. But bro, we had the fucking gritty. Get the fuck out of here with your gritty ass. Wack-ass motherfucker. The gin alpha McDonald's playground. iPads for the little gin alpha babies. This is a McDonald's playground now, guys.
Starting point is 00:47:57 This is so freaking sad. Wow, this looks actually pathetic. For anybody that doesn't remember, McDonald's playplaces used to look like this. Okay, it was a fucking blast. In the fact that this shit boiled down to a random piano on the wall, in three iPads with stools is fucking insane. This is how wars were fought between Gen Z. This is where my immune system was built up,
Starting point is 00:48:25 and this is how I survived ammonia at five years old. And now we're dwindling this shit down to three. iPads where three dumbasses can watch Skibbitty Toilet? The latest Spice King Big Taki Challenge? Bro, fuck me. Holy shit. This is some saddening dystopian shit that I wish we can go back to 2012 with. At least we had a playground, ladies and gentlemen, this is just a bunch of wasted square
Starting point is 00:48:51 footage. I would rather the McDonald's playplace have nothing at all than this dog shit. I don't even feel like an unc at this point. I just feel bad for you guys. This is where your memories are made. This is where you guys have fun. Fucking sad, bro. You know, because of this video, it just reminded me of something.
Starting point is 00:49:17 Let me remind you guys when consoles were coming out. The first Nintendo Wii came out November 19th of 2006. The Xbox 360 came out November 22nd of 2005. The PlayStation 3 came out November 11th of 2006. In the DS came out November 21st of 2004. The Nintendo DS is 20 fucking years old. The Xbox 360 is 18 years old. The PlayStation 3, 17 years old.
Starting point is 00:49:49 And an honorable mention which is the console that I played, the GameCube is 22. I bet that I just made all of you age by 30 fucking years just saying that. Well, maybe not all of you guys, but a good portion. Not even the consoles themselves, but think about the video games at the time. Black Ops 2, Modern Warfare 2 lobbies, where you would scream the N-word at everybody.
Starting point is 00:50:10 When I was in eighth grade, bro, I was the king of the N-word. Listen, man, Modern Warfare 2 and Black Ops 2 lobbies, nothing was off-limits. Which, honestly, looking back now when I was in sixth grade screaming that shit, with my prepubescent voice, maybe I wasn't so intimidating as I thought I was. But still, it's still an era to cherish. Ladies and gentlemen, I have no idea who this lady is, but we need more of her in these new generations.
Starting point is 00:50:46 This has got to be some of the most wholesome shit I've ever seen in my life. Personally, audience, I think Generation Z is going to be amazing parents, amazing teachers. You guys are going to be blessed with some pretty amazing people in your life. I'm glad to end this video off on a good note. Anyways, audience, subscribe for a part two of Generation Z nostalgia. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. All right, people, what's up? Today, I found probably the worst recipes on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Like, seriously, half of these foods made my fucking asshole look more. appetizing than these foods. Kid friendly recipe, craft mac and cheese, make it normal. This one. One pound of ground beef, cooked separately. Can of corn, drained, can of pork and beans. I'm afraid you have lost me there. The first three ingredients you were technically making a sloppy Joe, but you lost me the second that you said pork and beans. Now, I know that there's a few people in the audience that likes to fuse their food. But, Even you guys can consciously agree with the people that eat their food separate, that maybe this should be a recipe that should have stayed in the drafts,
Starting point is 00:51:56 maybe banished back to the shadow realm where it fucking belongs. Do not drain. Mix. We call this dinosaur eggs. You should call it fucking dinosaur shit. I know at the beginning of the video you said that you have children. My question to you is, are they still fucking alive? Whoever the fuck sent this to me, this has to be a joke. There's no way you can put the Make-A-Wish worm from SpongeBob on a fucking patty and tell me that's a recipe.
Starting point is 00:52:28 I'm sorry, but if anybody is eating this shit, then you must be a psychopath. I mean, seriously, you can't even call this a recipe. It's just something out the dumpster. And how fucking disrespectful to take the bun off of two worms trying to spoon? Literally, somebody can't respect fucking privacy. Okay, this video was just made to piss me off. Mother fuck is fusing every single thing that causes a... a heart attack into one fine cuisine.
Starting point is 00:53:04 This shit doesn't even look appetizing. It's greasier than a middle schooler's fucking forehead. Oh, no. Pizza in a boiler is a match made in fucking never. Who else boils their pizza? Motherfucker, who is who else? We're only talking about one person and we're talking about you. This is your TikTok and your fuck up and your disgusting food fetish.
Starting point is 00:53:35 You deserve to be put to shame for these food tastes. Holy fucking shit. This video makes me recoil so bad I feel like a pregnant mother in a C-section. I think I would like to reenact two girls one cup before I watch that shit over again. I'm not trying to look at a motherfucker that looks like Homer Simpson eaten watermelon. And also, that is a very disgusting recipe. Please never replicate it. I know what you're thinking and it's fucking disgusting.
Starting point is 00:54:29 Get that thought out of your mind. You sick shit. Tongues from Asia, am I right, fellas? The only mukbong YouTuber we have in the U.S. is nicicato avocado. Nicacado avocado is our symbol to mukbong, like how Bob Ross is our symbol to art. Except Nicacado avocado is actually entertaining. This woman is just, just, ugh. 0.5 seconds, and you already fucked up.
Starting point is 00:55:04 Audience, you do not add milk before your cereal. If any of you do that, you are a fucking heathen and your father should spank your ass. Not only did you fuck it up, you double duck fucked it up. You went from a fucked up step one to now a frozen custard bowl of semen. I hope you feel accomplished because that is fucking disgusting. You added cinnamon toast crunch to make it fit. Fuck you. There's no way you're eating that and your stomach is not recoiling.
Starting point is 00:56:01 You say this shit tastes good, but motherfucker, it looks like something out of area 51. The milk looks like fucking pus you'd see on Dr. Pimple Popper. Oh my god, if I keep on thinking about it, I'm gonna fucking be sick. Hey guys, today for breakfast, Rudy's getting some pork uterus, a pork tongue, some beef, kidney, and beef liver. He's also getting some cauliflower and blueberries, and lastly, a chicken foot. I love how she says that so casually. You know, it looks like something you'd see on the keto diet, you know, looks pretty healthy. But no, the cherry on top is a fucking chicken foot. I can only imagine if that vegan teacher seen this one, she'd have a throbbing clitoris after that one.
Starting point is 00:56:41 Oh, what the fuck? Okay, at least it's not a human being that's eating this shit. But why did you have to record the crunch of the chicken foot? There's a time and not a time for ASMR, and it is definitely not one of those fucking times. I can't even focus on the shitty recipe because I'm too busy thinking about her fucking cuck husband. Oh yes, baby, the fucking meal looks amazing. Shut the fuck up! She hasn't done jack shit.
Starting point is 00:57:34 All she did was put cheese on fucking hot dogs and puffs. If you call this a Michelin 5 star fucking chef, you cuck husband, then I don't know what the fuck's wrong with you. In the oven. It looks really good. What did the cheese do? The cheese melted all over at the pasta, okay? The pasta's nice and soft. The hot dogs are perfectly cooked inside.
Starting point is 00:58:12 I love how she's inflating the quality of her dish before she even reveals the shit. Just reveal your fuck-ass meal. We know it looks like shit. Wow, look at this. Holy shit, did you put SpongeBob in Hitler's fucking oven? There is no way in God's green earth that this actually tastes good. I highly doubt that anybody that eats this shit can actually tell the tale because they die of a fucking heart attack. I'll slice it down the middle here. Wow.
Starting point is 00:58:42 Yum. The TikTok probably ended so quickly so she can spit that shit out as soon as possible. I don't know, maybe it's a personal preference that I'd rather not eat something that looks like a cock dipped in earwax. Just my opinion? Probably just me. Yep, yep, I'm fucking done with this shit. Audience, I hope you enjoyed the video. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Alright people, what's up? Today we're checking out Karen's that attack employees and managers then regrets it. This Karen was abusing the drive-through employees and she got some karma when she tried to come in and attack the
Starting point is 00:59:30 employees in the restaurant. What an absolute savage. Be-p-in-my face again, I promise you that. Nor will you slam something my face. Do not speak to my face. Karen, then just don't harass people. Believe it or not, ladies and gentlemen, when you treat people nicely and not like a piece of shit, then they're going to treat you nicely and not like a piece of dog shit.
Starting point is 00:59:54 I didn't think I would have to explain that, but clearly I do. Excuse you. Excuse you. What is your issue? Like, what do to you? The f*** he is not gonna throw my stuff at me or slam it in my face. We don't know him. We don't know him. I need him to calm down He forgot our stuff and he proceeded to close the door on my face and slam it and then threw it at me. Throw it in my back car. I'm either gonna call corporate or he needs to get fired today. Oh yeah, like that's totally gonna go down. Like we totally have recording of the person throwing food in your car. However on the flip side we've caught you in
Starting point is 01:00:33 4K treating everybody like a piece of dog shit in the restaurant. I wonder who's gonna get the restraining order. This next Tarzan of a little shit, Karen, decides to climb through a drive-through window to harass some employees. And it obviously didn't go well. Hey, sit down. Put it down right now. Audience I originally thought that we had a Karen on our hands, not a f***ing raptor trying to climb through the window. I'm trying to figure out what's this Karen's mission because all that she's done so far is broke an iPad and made a
Starting point is 01:01:08 a sound. What an absolute loser. Hey, yo! This is got me out the window. I can't believe these goblins are physically capable of driving a vehicle. This just makes me that much more concerned for my safety on the road. If I come in contact with this Karen on the road, I'm fucking dead. Go get her! Karen, baby, girl, why was that even necessary?
Starting point is 01:01:36 Can somebody explain to me? why bitch tits was running like she had a five star in GTA? And you didn't even run that far. You tripped over your saggy 60-year-old tits. This Karen is an absolute disappointment to Karen's easy 4 out of 10. These next losers were shoplifting inside of a store, and when the manager decides to confront them, the Karen's attack the manager.
Starting point is 01:01:56 Kind of based, in my opinion? Who the fuck was that? The Karen has a sidekick? You know, the funniest part about this whole video is that I haven't seen any father figure in front of these two women. Is that a coincidence? I think not. This next Karen that looks like she works at fucking Best Buy, she gets angry at a gas station employee over a very minor inconvenience,
Starting point is 01:02:38 which results to the Karen throwing hot coffee on the woman. That's got to burn a little bit, not going to lie. Give me my chance. I don't know my money Hold it in my head I didn't throw it to you Have me my money in my head Don't throw no money in me
Starting point is 01:03:06 Hand me my money I didn't throw it at you Don't throw it in me Don't throw it in me Don't have your dog Oh That's a salt For context ladies and gentlemen
Starting point is 01:03:20 This was all over a $2 dollar refund And she got so pissed over two George Washington's. She decides to assault the gas station employee, so I would imagine that she's in jail now, which is a good thing. This next Karen was getting angry at the deli because they were taking too long. However, when I say that she's showing a little bit too much of her ass, I'm being literal. I'm recording you just so you know. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:03:43 Because this usually be humiliate. I'd hate to be your husband. Okay, there we go. Let's get it. Record that right there. I am. If you touch me upon the police. Call the police now.
Starting point is 01:03:51 If you touch me, I'm calling the police. Call the police. Call them. Yeah, I wanted to watch a Karen video not seeing big fucking cheesers in my face. And speaking of cheesers, bro, they ain't even good-looking cheesers either. If I had 100 pairs of eyeballs, I would look in my ass every single time. You need help. For what? Get out.
Starting point is 01:04:10 Go away, you weirdo. I ain't a weirdo. You're a weirdo with a phone. Yeah. I'm afraid you're going to hit somebody. Yep, you got it, ladies. She's the weirdo because she's got an iPhone filming your fucking. But wait a second, why is she filming your fucking ass cheeks?
Starting point is 01:04:26 Because somebody's wanting to be an immature little shit in a store. This next Karen is actually a male. Finally, some dick has entered the chat. Anyways, this male Karen gets pissed off at the people for wearing a mask in a store. Meanwhile, things escalated to the point where his son actually had to carry him out of the damn store. That is actually embarrassing. These people won't learn. You're a bunch of idiots wearing a mask.
Starting point is 01:04:54 You know it's not real. Look at you. It's going to boil you in your face. It looks like you got it off your mom's countertop. You look like an idiot. You're a child. Try to make you wear a mask. You're a gilder.
Starting point is 01:05:10 You're a dork. Look at you. Giant dork. What are you going to do? Come outside. Come outside. Show me how tough you are. This is the most American dad I've ever seen.
Starting point is 01:05:20 According to American dads, if you want to solve any political or moral issue, if you could kick their fucking ass outside of it in a parking lot, you've proven your point. Clearly somebody that has zero common sense in decency. I'll beat that fast off your face. You're a bunch of a fucking man. Goodbye. And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. He fucks off in the sunset. Not exactly the most tragic outcome for a Karen, but at least a tragic outcome for a caring, but at least a truce.
Starting point is 01:05:52 transitioned into something peaceful. This Karen gets pissed off at a McDonald's. She decides to throw her food like a chimpanzee in every employee she finds. But little does she know, big behemoth came out and decides to give her some karma. Okay, so to start things off, can this Karen find some fucking pants? I mean, I get it. You're eating at McDonald's the poor people's restaurant. Maybe that's why your shorts are so small. They're from fucking Goodwill. But look, if you think hydro pumping your latte across the McDonald's, is really gonna give you some justice, then they're poorly mistaken. Find some pants and stop being a piece of shit than you could be on your merry way. And that was the end of the video.
Starting point is 01:06:56 Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, that is all I have for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

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