Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 54

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 54

Move on. You watch me beat until I can't breathe. Dang, okay, okay. Look, man, I know that this is the first TikTok we're checking out here today, and you expect me to make fun of these people. But, bro, this is so good. Like, this is honestly, this guy's actually got a good voice. I mean, sure, I'll give this guy the credit that, you know,

he can have a pretty good voice, but he's never going to be like me, ladies and gentlemen. All right, that's just simple. If you guys think I'm going to sing for you, uh, maybe in the future. Okay, I'll drop an album. Anyways, audience, what's up? Today we're gonna be checking out some more Roblox cringe. The YouTube algorithm has no idea how to let me go, so here we are just once again supplying the YouTube algorithm. But anyways, audience, I'm not here to waste your time, you know what I'm saying?

So let's go ahead and check out this Roblox TikTok. All right, so I got quite a lot to say about this TikTok in particular. So you know, I've been making these Roblox TikTok videos for quite a long time, and I have yet to understand what exactly the whole thing. meme with the Roblox Slender is. Like I've heard left and right about how Roblox slenders are like the bad side of Roblox TikTok and that these guys are the most toxic people. If you guys are looking at these videos right now and genuinely thinking that these guys are toxic and terrible people, let me go ahead and remind you guys that these are also the same people that spend money on a free

video game just to go ahead and try looking cool, all right? They're the most insecure people you can think of. If you ever feel insecure about yourself, audience, all right, just remember that you're not these guys right here. And also, just to go and add the cherry on top I guess why are they using cupcake as their tic-talk song like I think that's an automatic red flag right there that yeah they're absolute losers roblok slenders ladies and gentlemen do not be worried about them all right whatever they do they're not going to do anything to you in it if they threaten you all right just laugh at them because they can't do jack ladies and gentlemen and everybody in between we got two e-daters that actually met up i rl i

never thought that this day would come I never thought that two e-daters would actually have the courage and the money. The fly 3,000 miles across the globe just so that they can get their first kiss. I am genuinely impressed. Like, dude, where did you get this money? Did your rich uncle provide you enough money to go fly on his uncle airways? Because I can tell you right now, if you're an e-dater, you definitely did not earn that money by yourself. You either stole it or it was inherited to you. Because, uh, audience, let me go ahead and fill you in on a little secret, a little sliver of information. E-dating is not true dating, all right? It's basically you giving up on actually going out and talking to a real girl, man and essentially you settle for a bunch of pixels on a screen all right that that's

pretty depressing so if you're already a tier five loser you're already a tier four loser and you don't have a job all right there's no way that these two actually met up without giving each other money then again they could have had a sugar daddy but I mean I'm not gonna dig into that nice job bro hashtag stop bullying and hashtag speak up I don't really understand the point of this video but I highly believe that it was probably like an anti-bullying video you know two Roblox slenders that spend way too much money on a video game is bullying a default character

and then the default character he finally had enough and he blew them up to smithereens. You know, if you actually think about it, ladies and gentlemen, that's almost like how every school sh** started. So with that little sliver of information in mind, now I'm very concerned who exactly made this TikTok. Hey man, all I'm saying is that if you see a fifth grader on the news in a few weeks

for you know what, uh, I think we got the guy. I'm back, morn, send my step away, you see the phone, smoke his ass and puts him ass on. I'm not even gonna censor out all the swear words in this video, dude, because that's practically the entire song. But dude, who exactly thought this was gonna be a good idea? I really hope this isn't like a Roblox family. Yeah, let's get Mommy, father, and daughter go out into the ghetto and they do a bunch of flossing Fortnite dances for TikTok. Yeah, that sounds like a million views.

That sounds like 100,000 followers. Which superhero slender are you railing baby go? Dude, I feel like I've seen this TikTok 50 times. Ugh, who you really, baby girl? Like, dude, how genuinely desperate are you for female attention? You've tried the voice reveal, you've tried being an absolute toxic douchebag on the internet, and now you're wanting to dress up as superheroes thinking that somebody wants to bang Spider-Man. Listen, man, if you think that dressing up as a vulnerable 17-year-old little boy,

Peter Parker's going to get you some women, then you're horribly mistaken. Especially if you're on the application of Roblox, then you really need to reconsider how you get girls. I mean, audience, I'm no woman expert myself. You know what I'm saying? You know, I'm practically a YouTuber. I'm a reaction YouTuber. But man, if anybody's got better advice than a Roblox slender, then it's got to be me.

In audience, you may not believe this, but step one to actually getting a girl is actually talking to one in the real world. Anyways, audience, this next video we're checking out here today is actually me, yo boy, the Rith YouTube channel getting exposed by the Roblox community. Yeah, dude, all my sussy thumbnails, they're making the Roblox community angry. What is up, ladies and gentlemen? Boys and girls, today I'm going to be talking about someone Someone who I would rather get in a car tie myself to the seat drive off a clip and never be heard from again Oh man bro, I'm so sorry to hear about that. Who who exactly hurt your feelings? Are you just angry by the fact that I just dropped the Roblox video a couple days ago? I got 50,000 views from it? Are you upset that I can react to some Roblox tic-ttox and get practically 20,000 times your sub count? Or maybe audience, maybe I'm just puffing my own pickle, you know what I'm saying? But maybe he's just angry because I'm more funny.

And by the way, you can't say that I'm less funny than you, all right? I'm statistically more funny than you. But the show begins. Let me just start off by saying how much help is so repetitive. Okay, so it appears that this guy's first point is that I'm extremely repetitive with my content. Uh, yeah, I feel like that's kind of like the point. If the YouTube algorithm is going to provide me hundreds of thousands of views a day, why would I not want to capitalize and make more money and make the content that other people enjoy everybody wins in the situation. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you not enjoy my last Roblox TikTok went too far video? Oh, I'm so sorry. That sucks to be you, Buttercup, because 83,000 other people liked it.

Ha! Comics are cringe. His personality is cringe. How even the thumbnails are cringe. Oh, dang, bro. That was like a, that was like a dagger to my heart. Oh, no, my personality is cringe. Like, bro, if you genuinely believe that my persona that I put inside of my vision, videos is the same way I act off camera, then you are horribly mistaken. Oh, wait, I act really bombastic and really energetic inside of my Roblox videos. Yeah, because I don't want my viewers to be falling asleep. I'm not going to go ahead and start off my Roblox TikTok video being like, what's up guys? Today we're going to be checking out

some more Roblox cringe. Like, dude, please shut up. Oh, we get it. You're into Roblox Eagles, jerking off to pixels on screen. Yep, that's it, dude. Yep, you got me right there. I'm yurking my jerkin. A bunch of Roblox characters on YouTube. I don't know if any of you guys know this about me audience, but yeah, okay, you know, I'm one of these people If I'm trying to find some weird Roblox TikToks and weird Roblox thumbnails, then you can bet your button I do it all in the name of money in the name of business And this is probably position all these style of your oblobos holes left and right considering all the videos he's made on them and who can blame him I mean just look at this girl. Hmm, irresistible. Yeah dude totally totally irresistible you know what this might actually be the girl of my thumbnail. Thank you for

finding my thumbnail for me. I appreciate it. You're mad. I'm back. Big mad. He's mad. She's mad. Big sad. Ha-h. Oh, oh, oh, sorry about that. Perv. You know, I really used to like this kid. Oh, wow. Dude, this guy used to actually like me, audience. Oh, what happened, bro? Please tell me what happened to me. Please just, just lay it on me. Give it to me. I found out how much hot shit he thinks of himself. I just couldn't bring myself to watch another world was going with serious help with you anymore. Oh no, it's almost like the most

popular series on my channel, it's not like everybody likes it. Well, little fella, I'll go ahead and let you know right now that there is plenty of great series on my channel. Uh, the thumbnails are all the same, but guess what? I promise you, they're all different videos. This is just the series that I end up milking a ton because why? It brings in the business. I'm a marketing genius and you're not. And thank you for writing an autobiography about me. I, I, I appreciate it, dog. Not to mention how much of a poncho phone use. Oh my gosh, guys. I just got called a poncho clone. Yeah, dude, I'm just gonna tell you right now the dude he doesn't care. I know, I get a lot of comments saying I sound like poncho and my editing styles like poncho.

Personally, bro, I don't see it. I don't really see how I sound like poncho, but whatever I guess. Just by putting me side beside, can you guys tell what belongs to which? I can tell you right now that there is no way in heck that poncho would be doing a thumbnail like me. I don't even have text in my thumbnail, so I think this is a pretty clear idea of whose thumbnail is actually whose and whose videos who's. Was I inspired by Poncho? Absolutely. What are my thumbnails like his and my jokes are like his?

Absolutely not. Let me know when Poncho cares. Yeah, let me know when you can go a stack of balls and come up with something besides this horse. I mean, if you really don't like my Roblox series that much, I mean, I got like five other series I think that's coming along in the woodworks. So, I mean, if you want to re-subscribe to me, I mean, you're probably not going to like me after this video, but please, but please subscribe to me.

God forbid I want to gain another subscriber because I need it. I got some pretty good series coming up, all right? So anybody that's watching the video, you might want to subscribe. But anyways, man, Roblox TikTok, Roblox Kids are getting angry at the Rith YouTube channel. And I think you might want to subscribe to build the empire. I'm just saying to go ahead and take out the rest of these losers. Like, for real, man. What exactly is Roblox TikTok if I don't hop into the mix of things?

You know what I'm saying? I'm just going to retire. I have to retire at the end of this video. Like, seriously, what in the fuck is that? All right, people what, Tom? The creepiest kids animation channel has gotten even worse. Now, audience, is it really a surprise at this point that we are talking about shappy sway? This guy has been single-handedly covered by every single reaction YouTuber on the platform

for, you know, making these animations targeted towards children with extremely explicit sexual content involved. But they are still triumphing in the YouTube Shorts algorithm getting around a quarter million views of video. And not only that, they are also featuring me in some. side of their videos even to this day. So ladies and gentlemen, I almost feel obligated at this point to make this video. Because come on now, if this YouTube channel is making a video and featuring me doing whatever the fuck this is, then by all means, I must respond to it. But before we get into that, let's check out the content that Shepi Swet is pumping out today.

Surely his content has not gotten that bad. Yep, yep, I stand corrected. this motherfucker hasn't changed a bit. In fact, I would argue that this guy has gotten even worse than last time. Listen, right? I understand that you try to make shock factor YouTube content that try to get the little kids excited. But who in the Tim Buck thought it was a great idea on the production team

to make a video about sticking snicker bars up your fucking rectum? Am I crazy, you ladies and gentlemen? Are we at a point where we think sticking snicker bars up our fucking asshole is now considerably relatable in today's day and age in 2025. If anybody by some far-fetched fucking reason relates to this video, I highly encourage you get in contact with a psychiatrist today. I mean, look at this motherfucker's face. The only time I will be responsible for making a face like that

is after eating Indian food at a fucking buffet. I would only be making a face like that when my asshole is dripping lava over the porcelain throne. If you're looking at a snicker bar like that, I'm sorry, you're a lost cause. Why do I feel like some bullshit's better happen? Audience, I remember last time I did one of these things where you have to interact with the video. Yeah, uh, I think I'm going to be hands free for this one, pal. I'm not trying to catch crabs through my PC monitor.

Censurate, censor it! You guys didn't see anything, did you? Hopefully my YouTube Guardian Angel is not going to fucking publicly execute me. now. Because holy shit, what did I just watch? The video is not even age restricted, guys. Come on. Oh, come on, Shappy. You are not making this video very easy. Yeah, guys, it was a family reunion in the two uncles had to feed their fucking nephew a little bit of milk. Nothing weird is happening here, ladies and gentlemen. Woof, man, I really hope YouTube doesn't conspire against me now. Just an innocent video of two uncles feeding their baby nephew some fucking milk. Hey, nothing

wrong with a little bit of bored and in your stomach, ladies and gentlemen. Audience, how would you feel if you walked in on your significant other and they were doing this shit to Donald Trump? And listen, before I say anymore, I'm not saying whether or not I support Donald Trump. As far as I'm concerned, both Democrats and Republicans subscribe to the Rith YouTube channel. And that's all that matters to me. But listen, I don't think exactly Donald Trump is very high on the attractive scale. Not exactly a man that I would lock lips with.

But if I got caught in 4K this badly out of context, I think any of us would have a lot of explaining to do. What the hell are you doing? I'm your sister. Bro, why did I see that shit coming from a mile away? This motherfucker really said, Why go across town when you can go across the hall? It ain't no coincidence that sister rhymes with kiss her.

And bro, what do you mean she's been your best friend for 16 years? It's almost like you premeditated this shit for 16 years. Don't tell me this muf-fucka was also thinking if she's old enough to pee, then she's old enough for me. Have you seen crappy? He's upstairs. Let's go check on him. I would not recommend. Oh, God.

Yeah, I can only imagine what the fuck that sentence means. If we're gonna take into consideration all the context clues we got so far about this freaky-a-muff-fucker, I can only imagine the amount of demonic shit he must be doing behind closed doors. Reviewing it every day and say to yourself, it's not over until I win. I am so going to Home Depot and getting the thickest rope for my fat ass. Hopefully the fucking branch doesn't snap. Knock, knock Logan Paul, you're going to want to get your fucking DJI Action 5 Pro. You want to record this shit.

Wait a minute, so this shit is okay on YouTube. Once again, this video was not age-restricted in the slightest. And here we are, ladies and gentlemen, staring at a pair of bare fucking ass cheeks on YouTube.com. With a very obviously kids targeted art style here, let's just go ahead and show the kindergarten classroom a fucking pair of hairy animated ass cheeks. I guess I am starting to understand the type of content

that YouTube is promoting to kids nowadays. Totally understandable YouTube. I understand that your policy. were pretty bad around 10 years ago. But YouTube, come on now. There's almost no restrictions for this kind of shit now. Get a fucking grip together. Holy shit.

This is how you defend yourself against a handsome gay man. Uh, well, that's one way to start a YouTube intro. I don't know who's out there in the audience that really needs this information, but go off, Queen. I'm sure everybody is sitting at the edge of their seats wondering how to defend themselves against a handsome gay man. All that I know is that you never tell you. a gay man, you poop really big turds.

Are you going to attack me? I thought you were going to attack me. Well, I, I'm not... Well, you're clearly the handsome one. Well, at least I have mastered this one. To be completely honest, I have no idea whether or not who congratulate him or give him my condolences. Congratulations, you secured the gay man, I guess. As long as you're happy pal.

Hey, Shappie, what's up? I just got a new black light. Now I'm gonna know what you've been coming on. That is a very oddly specific. reason to purchase a black light. You bought a black light because you are that motivated to find out what your roommate uh fancies romantically that you barge into his bedroom thinking you're about to catch him in 4k. Buddy, you're fucking weird. Wow, cool. This room is completely devoid of cum, but I smell cum all the time. All right, buddy. You know, bro, sometimes that may not be other people,

that's the problem. Sometimes you just have to look at yourself in the mirror and take a shower too. Take a shower. Anyways, let's check out the video that I was finally featured in. I don't know why exactly Shappie has this weird obsession with putting me in his videos. But I think this is the third video now that he put me in. So who knows, maybe this time it's an absolute banger. Day on your own and here it goes. I'm just a kid. Holy shit, dude. There's literally everything wrong with this video. How I'm designed, how I'm four feet tall and what the f-f- Am I spitting out? And don't even get me started on the song. With the innuendo that Shappie is trying to make right now with my character. And also the song just happened to say, I'm just a kid.

The innuendos and the insinuations are absolutely fucking nasty. I can't even look at my profile picture the same anymore. I might just change my fucking logo later on. I don't think I want to watch this shit anymore. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you enjoy the video. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. What's up guys?

Welcome to a episode of Lankybox! All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out literally the worst Roblox YouTuber. Now, most of you might think, Well, Rath, what about Lisa Gaming Roblox? No. When you think about the Roblox legacy

that somebody creates, Lanky Box blows this fucking woman out of the water. 20 million lives has been ruined by Lanky Box. Holy shit. Buying all items. Oh, wait, it's fucking Capslock again. Buying all items in Roblox presentation experience,

we broke the game. I do for you motherfuckers In this video we are buying every single thing you can do in Roblox presentation experience This is one of the funniest videos ever because we are paying tons of robots to try everything you can do in school to distract your teacher Holy fuck you just killed the teacher Blanky Box I do not think that this is a very good lesson to teach to kids I'm not trying to have a fucking preschool or walk into class and drop a and full prints on your classmates

and make sure to watch the whole video because we spent millions Billions of Robux to almost destroy Roblox and glitch the game. Whoa! Roblox is crashing! This is crazy! Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Are you ready? Let's go!

Do you ever add epilepsy warnings in your videos? I get the idea that you want to have a little kid's attention span glued to your video. Because modern technology is fucking up little kids' minds. But dude, you don't need to throw a fucking flashbang on people. What is up guys, welcome to the episode! I'm like you bye. Shut the fuck up! You guys can't even do a cohesive intro without spurging out like a fucking idiot.

You got this guy trying to do a normal intro, and you got this extra fucking chromosome promoting their merch. If you guys are gonna do an intro, at least do one thing at a time. You can't pull a fucking trample scott over each other's words, bro. Yeah. Today we are in school in the Roblox presentation experience. Here's me, there's A&M, and there's Foxxie. Honestly, you should stay in fucking school. Audience, I refuse to believe that these guys graduated elementary school.

These motherfuckers can't even spell Darmann correctly. And by the way, in other reference to their videos, How the fuck do you have 6,000 videos? Audience, I'm sorry to say, but I think there's drugs involved. I know, I know somebody had to say it. There's no way these gentlemen drop six videos a day. Lanky Box, either you guys can teach me how to work hard or you can give me the good shit. Ha ha ha.

The first person answer right to the following question, will hold a presentation. What color is the color of leaves? I'll go orange. Oh, orange, orange. Yes, sir. We got a certified dumbass. Motherfucker looks at Trump's hair and thinks, yep, that's a leaf. Green, orange green. I got it. Oh, you got it, man. Now, I get to give a presentation. Now, while I'm giving a presentation, oh, so, um, I could do stuff while I'm up here. Exactly, guys. This is a really fun game where you get to do a bunch of crazy stuff in school. We're going to show you every single thing you can possibly do in this game. Hey yo, hey yo, wait, you gotta spend money.

I can woo-woo in here. You got to spend, you got to spend points? U-woo. What the fuck is going on? Within the following 15 seconds, we go from answering a pretty damn stupid question. To now what, busting the fucking gritty in the classroom? I really wish I was able to follow along in a lanky box video. But you see, the only issue is that I'm not fucking two.

Oh, you know, babe. I can do push-ups, bro. Oh! I can do push-ups, brin. middle of class so now I'm out of points so I got a buy points bro oh god I'm bruh bruh bruh bruh you're so fucking funny have you ever thought that your life was maybe worth more than this well it fucking isn't you lost that chance of fucking long time ago yeah this is late but now I'm out of points I get it so you got to buy points dude

oh got it by points Adam you give the next presentation oh 30,000 points This is so awesome guys I'm gonna do this Adam you give the next presentation I'm gonna mess around while like Adam gives a presentation Okay, got it got it got it sounds good I'm dumb I fell asleep during my presentation The average females lips are not even as fake as your laugh I just know when these two are done recording they fucking do a handshake and they laugh their asses off Now that is actually when they're being an authentic human being do you think these guys actually find Roblox to be funny I'll answer that question personally fuck no the only off

authentic laugh these fuckers have is when they go to the bank. 30 million dollars a year, now that's something to laugh about. Whoever created this Roblox mini game needs to go the fuck outside. I don't understand how some people spend genuine hours of their day, wasting hours, and I'm talking literal hours of their lifespan, making some bullshit on screen just for fuckers like this guy to play it. I'm sure the parents of whoever made this video come to be are fucking proud. Okay, what is this?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is lit. Pretty lit party, huh? Yeah, I wish we had this many friends. Pretty lit party, huh? This is cool. That's a cool dance. I'm gonna start doing that.

There's ghosty. Oh, cool! That is pretty lit, dude. Not only is the content probably the shittiest but low quality content. I've ever seen, but their videos execution is so fucking brain dead. Wow, that's lit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Shut the fuck up. I swear when these two make videos, they put their brains on autopilot.

Maybe that's why they can record so much. Whenever they share the same brain cell and chromosome, no wonder they feel numb to this shit. Oh, and he's spotting money. Oh, nice! He's spotting money. I'm gonna pick him up. Oh, those are points. Oh! I gotta get up, I gotta get up, I gotta get up, I gotta get up.

So the floppa actually gives you points you could spend? That's pretty cool, bro. You can pick them up like that. That's so awesome, guys. This game is really awesome. That's smart. Then you can get the floppa infinitely. Yeah. Is it just me or is these two finally calm down? I mean, then again, I did skip to the end of their 20 minute video and probably screaming like a banshee for 20 minutes is going to make you a little tired. And honestly, it should stay that way. Wow. Pretty lit, huh? Yeah, should we go in like a public server and have everyone do every action? I think we should do. Let's do it. Okay, now we're at a server with a bunch of people. I'm gonna mess with them. I'm gonna make everyone do everything.

Wait, guys, this is crazy. How many Roblox does this cost again? This is nuts, guys. This is actually nuts. It might break Roblox. Holy shit, guys. Are you ready? Are you ready for Roblox to be fucking broken? Now, obviously, I can say, oh no, this is a fucking bad idea. But honestly, if Roblox did not exist, it would most likely be a positive for the human race. If Roblox were deleted, all of us would see quite the bright future. But it like that's gonna fucking happen. Guys, I'm gonna say bruh in the chat. Alright guys, here we go.

Bruh, here we go. Bruh, bruh, bruh. Ew! Whoa! Roblox is crashing! This is crazy. Brub, brub, brub, broubh, bra, brou. Brub, broubh, bra, bra, bra.

Whoa, Roblox is destroying itself. This is insane, guys. This has never been done before. Guys, don't ever do this in school. I completely take back what I said that they were getting too fucking tired. They were just hiding all their fucking energy to do the ultra kung fu fucking cringe moment. I can't believe I just said that. I don't think there would be quite another YouTuber like Lenky Box in the future.

To be fair, emulating bullshit like this does take a lot of talent. You have to be a certain level of fucking stupid to actually pull this off. Guy, don't ever do this in school. I agree, my eyes are about a fucking puke. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen, I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Did I just see?

Bro, it's too early in the morning to be recording this shit. It is 3 a.m. And I've already seen Drake fuck a baby's ass cheeks. I need to go back to bed, bro. Today, I think I found the most disturbing Brainrod channel of all time. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to RICO animation. Now to preface this video, before we get into anything, this has got to be the only brain rot channel that I actually laughed at.

All the other ones on screen, ladies and gentlemen, they're fucking terrible. But this was the only one that I was like, holy shit, what the fuck is going on? And I mean that genuinely, without the act, without nothing. Let's begin. Holy mother of relatable. Audience, don't you love whenever your girlfriend just smacks you in the fucking face? And then you're winding back your hand like your fucking Chris Brown ready to smack the shit out of Rihanna. And then you remember that the state trooper exists and the fucking law exists.

And then you end up looking like this motherfucker here. Why can we go back to the 1950s boys? Why can't we beat women anymore? This is bullshit. Let you tell you something! Holy shit, dude. Maybe Chris Tyson was right. You know, next time my girl is getting me. me a fucking attitude. I'm just gonna do what Chris Tyson did and transition my fucking ass into a woman.

I'm going from the blue team to the red team. It's equal fights, equal rights, bitch. Chris Tyson was on to something, bro. He knew what he was doing. What's the difference between toilet paper and a curtain? I don't know. So it was you! How many times do I have to tell you you have to cut the toilet paper?

Like a cylinder, you grab it, and you use it, okay? What the fuck? This motherfucker smeared a Volkswagen logo on the curtain. That doesn't even look like. authentic shit. It looks like expired Nutella. What f-f- was your ass eating the night before Indian buttered chicken? That is a crazy star to a video. What the fuck? That little sperm looks like my malnourished ass before I got into the fucking gym.

So, new, bro. Damn, EDP, you finally got into the fucking gym, it seems. Big-ass biceps building them pecks. Still got a big ass beer belly, motherfucker. Looks like you ate a 13-year-old. You're looking like you're doing pretty good. good for yourself. You know, Snoop? He-ha.

Welcome. Bro, how did I not process that that sperm was inside of a bitch's asshole? YouTube, I'm just trying to commentate on the shit that's on screen. I didn't know that I was going to be inside of a bitch's ass. I thought the fucking turd

was EDP of all people. I didn't think we were swimming around in a bitch's poo layer. God, bro, my shit's going to get Age-restricted, stinky, stinky, sneaky motherfuckers. These videos, audience, how do they make less sense than fucking Tom Sings? This dude's Riz is vacuuming a bitchy's shit through his ass. Never throughout my YouTube career did I ever think I would be reviewing a video where two people fall in love because they were inhaling and exhaling each other's shit.

I can't believe I was put on planet Earth and it led me to this fucking moment. And there they go, audience fucking off in the sunset. I wish I had a love story this romantic. Me and my girl met in a Call of Duty lobby, and coincidentally enough, we live next to each other. Where's my love story where I vacuum a bitchy shit? Now I'm fucking depressed. Yeah, I would be making the same fucking face too.

Bro, I feel like this video was like an alternate introduction to the first Harry Potter movie. Imagine Dumbledore just dropped off Harry Potter, and then Mr. Dursley opens up the door and fucking... That would be pretty bad. all this money my girlfriend made just from selling fans. Only. That's it.

Only, only fans. That's all she's... Only fans. That's it. All she sold was fans and she made this much money. This dude has got to be the most innocent man I have ever seen in my life. This girl was making so much money that she had to cool down her source of income. Dude, her vehicle of income was facing engine failure.

If I had to give a scale from one to Mia Khalifa, how f-this dude is? Oh yeah, this man is cooked. photo by yourself. I'm waiting for my boyfriends. He wants to break up. I don't really want to. I don't think it's meant to be. But look, there he is!

Oh, that's not him. What a king. And on second thought, ladies and gentlemen, look at that fucking cake, bro. Listen, audience, I ain't gay. But, you're telling me you wouldn't resist that. I don't know if I can handle all that, ladies and gentlemen. That shit is something else. I'm getting sidetracked.

We need to check out the next video. Oh, f*** it. Oh shit, what's out? Ah! Of course, I'm big, strong, and hard. Hey yo! And I'll always come. Giggedy.

What out here? Damn, dude, you really went from the simp that was recording a bitch on the street. To becoming the cuck that's clapping by himself on the street. Call this man Sneako the way he just witnessed a girl getting fucking rearranged. Bro, you had your chance the bitch was twerking her fucking ass cheeks in front of you. If you just put down the phone and brought her back to your crib, she would, Cribs, you would have been yours. But no, you had to whip out the iPhone and Superman f-thir up before you did.

Sad as hell. Audience, I feel so bad for anybody that's wearing headphones. If you're wearing headphones right now, I totally understand your pain. My fucking earwax-filled ear canals are not enjoying this experience. This motherfucko was like, Please help me get a good grade. I'm sorry to look out that I was chaining off this bad bitch because I thought that you was actually smart, but she's actually fucking retarded.

Because I know that you won the best for me. Yeah, it was pretty fucking bad. Okay, that's cool, but like, why did you have to call out everybody? Bro, and I'm in a public toilet. Those motherfuckers are the nastiest things in the world. But even though it's the nastiest fucking thing in the world, if I see another man's shit in there, my OCD is kicking in and I try to get rid of it. And this is exactly what I do.

Writh, well, that's kind of fucking weird. I don't care. Blame the OCD, not me. Easily the best brain rot channel I've ever fucking seen. Audience help me get to 5 million subs. I'll see you later. Taking out everyone in their Christmas presents. Nothing better to take the final bite from every time.

Oh, that's it. Alright, people, what's up? TikTok has a major problem with main character syndrome. Now, audience, the subjects of today's video is the people that you probably follow on TikTok. You see audience some people, unlike most, whenever they get a ton of follow. on TikTok, they decide to let the fame go to their head a little bit too much, where eventually the world and the people around them only exist to serve them. To put things blunt, anything and everything should revolve only around them.

Let's begin. Dude, she really thought she fucking landed whenever she put that caption on screen. Wear short shorts. Audience, you already know the only reason she wore those fucking booty shorts is to get those two guys to look back at her. Guess what, girl? It didn't fucking work. You're not the main character.

Okay, so if you didn't read anything in this video the entire time, not only was she dancing next to some random homeless person on the side of the street, but the fucking caption of her video says two different vibes in one frame. And of course you gotta include the fucking love emoji. Girl, this shit is not a vibe. Being homeless on the side of the street in the cold of winter, that shit is not a vibe at all. Bro, I swear this whole video is some L.A. shit.

Only in L.A. You would find some random TikToker dancing to some homeless people. Wait just a fucking minute. Is that Camilla Arojo? You know, why the fuck am I not surprised she's on this video? And by the way, you know that she fully intended. it to smack that motherfucker in the face. Actual pile of shit.

You know, the craziest part of this video is not only getting smacked by Camilla Arrujo's Christian Dior fucking purse. She also decides to fucking emo on your ass five seconds later. But guess why, ladies and ladies with dicks, if that gentleman were to take off his shoe and smack the fuck out of Camilla, he would be the one getting charged with assault, even though there is 4K footage of her doing the exact same shit. But still, this whole video is some real main character shit. What the fuck?

I am an American of the United States of America. Do you understand me? The United States of America. No, I have money. But I am a United States citizen of the United States of America. You do not tell me that I am screaming in your store. Guys, I think that this guy is a citizen of the United States of America. And if you're a foreigner and just so happen to work at a gas station,

how dare you accuse a citizen of the United States of America of screaming in your store? Because up, I'm a citizen of the United States of America. I seriously have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about. Put seriously, though, this man child needs to take his big old ass back to Chuck E. There's no fucking way you're intimidating anybody wearing that hat. in that fucking shirt. You're not the main character, bro. You never was.

Listen, audience, I'm gonna be honest. This video seemed pretty badass after reading the caption. POV, you arrive at the family reunion after becoming the most successful person in your entire bloodline. After reading something like that, I would have expected some absolute badass to be getting out of that vehicle.

But then I just see this Lord Farquod looking ass get out of the car. Not to mention the four black men walking around him making him look like this meme. The second that this little manlet got out of the car, he lost all of his aura. You can have all the money in the world, bro, but you're still 5'1. That is fucking tragic. This is a parking lot.

They have the right-of-way. Every projection has a right-of-way. Bro, back up. What the fuck is this pudgy ass dude gonna do? You've got to be a real pile of shit to square up to a girl. girl that's like a foot shorter than you. I would get it if another man was screaming at you, but bro, it's a girl, bro. Why the fuck you squaring up like that?

The fuck can you do, bro? Beat her ass? Yeah, enjoy 50 years and fucking jail. I seriously wonder how this dude's going to develop the situation after bowing up to a girl that's a foot shorter than you. You are one psychotic piece of shit. Hey, back on. No. You're fucking crazy.

And you're a fucking bitch. Oh, shit. He called her a fucking bitch. Okay, Peter Griffin. And you're a fucking bitch. Bro, fuck off you and your picnic table-ass t-shirt. Okay, I don't mind. You want to breathe in my face?

Yeah. Go, get out of here. I'm not going anywhere. Ah, it really do be people like this that be the most unbearable motherfuckers to be around. No, I'm not doing anywhere. You're a fucking bitch. Bose up to a girl that's a foot shorter than her.

Can people like this have any self-awareness that they're just a human tumor? Dude, you are not a badass. You are not Sigma male. Your existence around these women is a big fucking inconvenience. Okay. Call 911, I guess. Go ahead.

Call the cops. Go ahead. Call the cops. Walking in the middle of the fucking street. You're talking down, man. Calm down. Excuse me, sir. When people are walking in the parking lot,

who has the right-of-way of car or the pedestrian? What kind of give them tape? Well, if they're walking a car, If they're walking in the middle of the street like that guy is? That guy's walking in the street because he has the rights walk in the street. Listen, audience, I'm sure the majority of people watching this video do not know how to drive a car. But you do not know the laws of traffic in order for you to know this dude is talking out of his ass. If you can't walk into the street to get into the grocery store,

then, sir, how the fuck do you get into the grocery store? If you're going to bitch at this woman and the old man walking into the grocery store right now, What the fuck makes you in your no-drip ass standing in the middle of the street make you any different? Oh yeah, that's right. You're the main character. Everybody revolves around you. He does. Yes, he does.

If a car comes and hits him? Then hit somebody. This guy really thought that he was a fucking genius whenever he said that. I don't think this fucking dude realizes that there are actual signs for pedestrians to cross across the road. Because believe it or not, dude, people have to get out of their car eventually to get into the store. And that is why the driver has to look out for pedestrians because they have the right-away? Who the fuck gave this old-ass man his license revoke it immediately? You know, audience, if your city were to catch on fire,

instead of your first reaction being to fucking evacuate, your first reaction is to get on the ceiling of your house and flex your new gym gains. Is this seriously the point that we've come to now? Bro, your Tinder profile is not going to be sexy because of your Flick. You are just making more of an ass of yourself. And by the way, your gains look like fucking shit. No, I fucking don't, because you knows how to fucking drive the vote better than you, brother. Dought it?

I doubt it. What's this little thing? You got a 200 on the back of a fucking, what, kayak? What are you a fucking maritime, fucking enthusiasts to do? I just like to do the right thing. And when you come through your fucking hookin, taking out everyone in their Christmas presents. Nothing better to do to take the fun away from every camp.

Oh, that's it. What a beautiful way to conclude. the video. Howdy and subscribe to the channel for a part two on main character syndrome. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. Roblox TikToks. Yeah, they're back and they're worse. Right in the butt.

Mother of God, this video's gonna put me on a suicide watch. This video is the 59th installment of me making fun of Roblox TikToks on YouTube.com. I truly cannot put it to words how there needs to be 59 episodes about the same topic of these kids on the internet. But yet somehow Roblox TikToks have gotten even worse in recent time. Let's begin. My lord, are you one sad young man? Audience, this has got to be some new type of desperate that I have never, ever seen before in my life. First off, how are you so attracted to a Roblox character?

It's been about two years and I have still of yet to understand that concept. And secondly, how fucking desperate are you for pixels on a screen if she divorces you in Roblox? My God. Guys, it's not that hard to go out in public and riz up a real live breathing female. I don't even care if the girlfriend you get is like a two out of ten and smells like fucking shit. As long as they're not on Roblox being a complete fucking cuck over your pretty girl. He was one desperate little boy. You know what makes me so happy about these videos audience is that recently in YouTube's guidelines,

they actually allowed twerking to be on their platform. actually be monetized. So for that very reason, I'm so fucking glad that this is a thing now. And the reason I say this is because I actually got a strike on my channel for videos exactly like this one. Now, obviously, this was before the new policy change on YouTube came into effect. But hypothetically, audience, if I were to show this TikTok roughly around a year ago, this muft-a-Neil Mohan, CEO of YouTube.com, would have sniped my ass out of existence. All because of a Lego character shaking its fucking booty on Roblox. Crazy.

Jesus, dude, you're almost as desperate as the first guy. Maybe one day these dudes are going to realize it, but bro, girls do not like an overly sensitive and overly attached boyfriend. Instead of worrying about women and getting a girlfriend, if you just worry about your purpose and making some fucking money, guess what, in the long term, you're actually going to look attractive to women, real women that actually want to build a life with you,

Because you show that you're a man that actually has your priority strain, not some fucking loser on Roblox. That's like, oh, I hope a girl loves me eventually. Shut the fuck up. Okay, but like, if the internet goes out, you guys are actually fucking done. Like, the relationship is actually over. Da-da-da-da-da-da. Look at me. Yeah, I'm looking at that fucking router.

And if I unplug it, your whole relationship's over. Oh my God. Honey, it's if I were this little boy's father and I knew the diabolical shit, that he was doing on my laptop. Fibing talking to little girls five years younger than him on Roblox. First off, his face would get disfigured. I don't know if he'll ever look the same ever again.

And second off, I'm unplugging that router because I want to see this man go through the deepest darkest state of depression he's ever been through. Friken E dating on Roblox. Yeah, get your bitch ass out of here. Okay, no, actually, what did this dude ever do to you through the computer screen to make you have that mentality? Bro, it's your computer speakers telling you to listen to me, little girl.

Turn off your computer, his alpha male aura goes away immediately. How the fuck do you get that scared if he pulls out his little dingling on camera? I mean, granted, if he's 60 years old, I understand. Nobody wants to see an old man's cold cut shredded up piece of salami. That is just nasty. Either way, I think you need some psychiatric help regardless. This is just, this is a problem. Oh, I want to kill myself even more.

now. Hey, hey, listen, buddy, I know you got a girlfriend in Roblox, but look at me, look at me. I got a real girlfriend. That's a real live breathing female right there, buddy. I actually get to kiss her with zero milliseconds of response time, buddy. I don't think you got that. All you got to do is look as sexy as myself. Holy fuck that's impossible. Holy my God. Is it weird that I find this relatable? I mean, I get the fact that she wants to put a fruit roll-up around it, but like, how, bro? You're through a computer. If you guys can't afford to see each other in real life, I highly doubt you're gonna be able to afford a fruit roll-up. Well, actually, Riff, the only cost like $2.

Bro, they're fucking poor. Shut up. Wow, audience, what a majestic video. I'm sure the countless years of skill that must have taken to edit that video must have been all worth it. Okay, but actually, imagine your editing amounting to this type of skill. And instead of being an editor from Marvel or editing the next Avengers movie, Here's Sinek hearing your crummy little fucking bedroom editing Roblox booty twerk videos. How much of a fucking disappointment are you to the family dinner?

My God. No one can't. Fuck you. You know, even though that you guys had an online relationship and it was cringe as fuck, this is kind of a flex. Call me a psycho audience, but if my girl were to dump me right, and I knew that she did that and I know that my name is in her fucking thigh for the rest of her life. And any time that she gets with another dude, she's gonna have to explain the story that,

oh yeah, there's this guy, this fucking chat over here. Personally, audience, I think it's a flex. Am I psychotic? Probably. Okay, but actually, what's with girls wanting their boyfriends to literally match with them on fucking everything? Every time I'm stepping out the crib, my girl wants to wear the exact same outfit as me. Why? It's like, I know that my style is fucking awesome and I look like the best person in the room,

but he don't have to copy me. every time. But then again, audience, you got to admit it is pretty nice being a walking Pinterest reference. Oh, so you're a sick motherfucker. Not even talking about the crazy-ass graphic on your shirt and what you just referenced in your video. You just called a little girl a fucking kitten on Roblox. My lord. I'm never having kids. I'm getting a vasectomy today, audience. I'm making my appointment right now. You know, the craziest part about this video is that I see the cross on your neck. I do see it. I know that shit. It's just for decoration with the text that you put on screen. Q didn't think for a second to take the cross off your neck before you made that video. Brody, you're making the name of Jesus look terrible right now.

Okay, yep, I think I've seen enough. Anyways, audience, I hope you're leaving this video more disappointed in the world than which you came into it. Everybody subscribe, let's get 5 mil. Let's find out which level of toothbrush will clean my sate teeth. Has anyone ever told this guy that he's the most annoying human being that ever grace God's earth. Let's check them before results. Okay, Conicky.

All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the most psychotic TikTok dentist in the world. Now, for those who aren't familiar with the YouTuber Dental Digest for my previous videos on my channel, this guy is a guy like the teeth in his mouth. He is very fucking sensitive. I made some videos on this guy in the past and he got very sensitive and struck my videos for copyright because I made fun of him a little too much. Which, by the way, is an illegal crime.

And over the months, I decided to have a low profile and no longer make any videos on Dental Digest. But a few days ago, I woke up and I decided to choose violence and message Dental Digest, uh, some very kind words. And, uh, yeah, he blocked me. Which made me start thinking about his most recent content and thinking, has he gotten any better since? Newsflash, he hasn't. Let's find out how many globs are in a tuba toothpaste. Uh, buddy, I think you are wasting a perfectly, perfectly good tube of toothpaste. Like, I am pretty sure that you could have done that intro without

squeezing that tube of toothpaste and wasting all of it. But hey, who am I to tell a doctor anything? He is always using all of his resources and never letting them go to waste. It's essential to brush two times a day for two minutes. Morning and nuts. To keep things accurate, we will use the same amount of toothpaste each time. I have never seen a man on YouTube quite literally make brushing your teeth sound so intense. This guy's videos have become come so dramatic over the years that he is more exaggerated than a fucking vacuum commercial. Like we get it, the vacuum gets fucking dust from the ground and you rub a few bristles on your fucking teeth. This video quite literally does not need to be dramatic. And also, I hate to

bring this up, but there is literally a fucking hair on your toothbrush, you fucking unhygienic dentist. But is a perfect little glob, the size of a piece. With 60 globs done, which is equipment to one month, tube is looking exactly the same. It was hard to get enough tooth. for all the toothpaste, but good thing I have the world's largest toothbrush collection. Okay, once again, this music is just not fucking working for this video. All this intense music to convey the message that we are putting toothpaste on a fucking toothbrush. Can somebody please make sense of this shit? 180 squeezes later, we hit the three month mark.

232, 233, 2134, 235, 236, 237, 238, 239, 204, 240. This tube is looking kind of, Grimm and I don't know how much more we can get out of it. Bro, you don't need to commentate over this shit like it's a fucking boxing event. Holy fucking shit, ladies and gentlemen, the tuba toothpaste is not looking so fucking good right now. I don't know how much more it can take. It can only take a few more squeezes. Like, bro, shut the fuck up.

So let's try some alternative methods to get out every last drop. We got the Colgate toothpaste. Let's place it in the toothbrush. Oh, and just like that, we got the final song. 243 globs from a single tub of toothpaste. Holy shit, dude, thank you so much. I really needed this information. for the rest of my life.

The next time I'm doing my fucking tube of toothpaste, I'm gonna be like, oh God, I'm on my 130th fucking glob. I wonder what this guy feels when he sits in his bed at the end of the day, knowing he didn't accomplish anything to benefit the universe. Let's find out which level of toothbrush will clean my safe teeth. I mean, audience, do I really need to say what his face looks like right now?

I guess you could say he got himself into a sticky situation. That is a lot of white, sticky toothpaste, ladies and gentlemen. First, it's disclosing time. Let's check the before results. I'm sorry, but you look so fucking stupid when you do that. Like, we get it, bro. You're a fucking dentist. You're like Batman with all the fucking gadgets you have in your toolbox.

But we don't need to see every little detail of your mouth to know that it looks like shit. And by the way, YouTube, that's not me making fun of his personal appearance. Okay, he quite literally made his mouth look like shit. Level one? A finger! I stained my finger! My mouth is still blue! Uh-huh.

What the fuck was that noise you just made? Dude, shut the fuck up, you whiny little pussy. You sound like a fucking baby that doesn't get his pacifier when he wants to. Level two is a travel kid. Fat glob. Dude, why the fuck are you shaking your head? You quite literally brushed your teeth for like 10 seconds. See, you even take the time out of your day to even brush that singular tooth?

And you're supposed to be a graduated dentist by now? Bro, you are not fucking ready. Your professor should have failed your ass. Level 3! Ultra Rare! Can somebody tell me why that was necessary just now? This whole time I'm watching this video and I'm thinking, dude, why is he so fucking feminine? I mean, he did get mad whenever I DM'd him on Instagram some not very kind words and he took the emotional response and he fucking blocked me.

Instead of maybe responding and saying, fuck you or something, I would have had a little bit more respect. But no, I was sorely mistaken. He's still the sensitive dentist that does this. Stupid shit and he wears V-necks. Why am I not surprised? One more left! Level 4! Fat-Lieck Lyle! Wow, dude, go figure using Shaquille O'Neal's fucking toothbrushing your mouth isn't gonna work for you. Fucking idiot.

This is the FACLob Mini Cooper. Just how Red Bull has their very own Mini Cooper to hand out free Red Bulls. I'm here to fight off cavities and hand out free toothbrushes. Yeah, but the thing is, how could you fight off cavities when you can't even prevent your own fucking cavities? I mean, I guess it's a good thing that you're giving a bunch of Little Timmy's their toothbrushes, brushes so that they can finally no longer have plaque on their teeth. But other than that, you're nothing more than another mediocre fucking dentist that can't really brush their own teeth. This is the holiday season?

Let's put some holiday lights on the mini-couver. Dude, there is no fucking way that is your whip. You got over 10 million subscribers and that is your fucking daily driver, bro. Nah, bro, this shit got me weak. Hey, dental digest, you ever want to race anytime soon? Just let me know. I will probably beat the ever-living shit out of you in a drag race, but hey, we'll see what happens there's no easy task so we had to come up with a plan we decided to zip

tie all the lights to the car with the final project complete it's time to hit the street dude how could you possibly f*** up an already shitty vehicle this looks so awful people started to take pictures of the car yeah probably because the car looks like dog if i ever see this epilepsy inducing faking box of metal on the road you bet your ass i'm gonna be taking pictures of it and whenever i do finally take a picture of it i'm gonna find the owner and tell him how sh-de-y his car looks. Hand in this case, then he'll digest. Hey, your car looks like shit.

And everyone was loving it. And then we decided to hand out some toothbrush. This dude is acting like he saved the world. Bro, you gave away one toothbrush from the dollar store. Here nothing special. Let's find out which holiday snacks are safe for your smile. Sour Patch ornaments? Bro, we all know the answer that candy is bad for your teeth.

If you were an actual dentist with a few functioning brain cells in your head, you probably wouldn't even be making this video. Whatever happened to the old dental digest whenever his videos were actually informative? You know, when you were actually adding some sort of value to the universe? And now all you do is consume thousands of grams of sugar and cope and say that it's a business expense? Talk about a fucking fall off, I swear. Oh, that was not fun. Definitely naughty.

The citric acid on this candy causes your teeth to dissolve away. I find it very rich coming from this guy telling you what you can and can't eat. Meanwhile, all this dude does on his YouTube channel, is consume fucking candy. But Reth, he brushes his teeth right after. Okay, but he still swallows all of the candy he puts in his mouth. All I'm gonna say is look at this old video

by Dental Digest and then look at this new video by Dental Digest. All I'm saying is that if you don't visually see that he swallowed all that candy over the years, then bro, you're fucking blind. Help on the shelf, Gummy? Careful not to bling when this guy's around. Oh!

What did you? That was so fucking funny. Holy shit, Dental Digest. You just made me piss my pants just now. That was so funny, man. Who the fuck is watching this and laughing their ass off? Literally nobody. Gummy elf is definitely noise.

Abominable snowman lollipop. Troopoot troops are made with real sugar, so grab a sugar-free option instead. It's made with xylato, which is a sweetener that doesn't cause cavies. Nice. This is your daily reminder to brush twice a day. And this is your daily reminder to actually brush all your teeth. Anyways, ladies and gentlemen,

f*** dental digest. Everybody subscribe.