Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 56

Episode Date: November 20, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 56

I am going to explain why Bella the Wolf is an awesome gadgetibur or PNG tober. Since he was an avia. Because Technobblade did not deserve to be a Minecraft player to begin with, and she has every right to make fun out of his death as well. Wow, so we're going there today. I've never seen a man so happy to cook his digital footprint. Like this man's digital footprint is so cooked for the rest of his life. Shipping abuse stuff, shipping filia. It's just wonderful.

All right, bro. At this point, somebody's got to check your hard drive. All right, people, what's up? Today, I think I found the worst Bella the Wolf stand of all time. Yes, every way to make videos insulting Jesus Christ because he deserves it. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to El Reem Skev. Now, I was scrolling on YouTube.com whenever I came across this guy, whenever he made a video called Bella the Wolf is awesome.

Which, if you guys know anything about Bella the Wolf, She is not awesome She is in fact the very opposite of awesome I got a video in the top right part of the screen If you want to know why she's not awesome Well yeah this guy El Reem Skev Just came out of the woodworks four weeks ago And stated to the entire world

And your great great grandmother Why this YouTuber Bella the Wolf is amazing But before we check out what this dude said about Bella the Wolf Bell of the Wolf recently made a response video to me And it was pretty bad Yeah I've seen a a lot of shitty response videos in my day and I gotta say this is probably the worst one. Bella, this response video, it was a fucking F tier.

Anyways, let's see what this guy has to say. I am going to explain why Bella the Wolf is an awesome Gattiebber or PNG tober. This guy is totally not being held at gunpoint by Bella the Wolf to be saying all this shit. Today I'm telling you why Bella the Wolf is a best Gattutuber and why she is amazing. Yeah, okay motherfucker, don't forget to shave your pito stash while you're doing. defending this little girl. And I am going to defend Bella the Wolf right now, and I'm going to say this to everyone for her, that she has every right to make abuse videos about the military and soldiers,

because they are a disgrace to society and a danger to everyone. You know, it's because of people in the military that are fighting for your rights right now in real time. That is the one and only reason you're actually able to be saying this right now. I guarantee, bro, if you're inside of North Korea right now, And you were out in society and you were saying that Kim Jong-un is a fucking retard and he should die. I can tell you one thing is for certain there will be a 5-5-6 round put right into your fucking eyes. So yeah, enjoy your First Amendment right because it's the military they gave you that right. I guess people in the military don't sound so evil now, do they?

And she has every right to make videos insulting Jesus Christ because he deserves it. Okay, yep, this video is pretty much confirmed that this man is sat. I mean seriously audience think about it there's some random fucking dude that just randomly spawns out of nowhere on YouTube He has a thousand subscribers with nothing to lose and one day he just grabs his iPhone and he says a bunch of funny stupid shit The dude is trolling it's so fucking obvious and the only reason I'm providing reactions like this is because I'm a YouTuber I have to pretend it's serious But if I just put down the act for just a second this dude is trolling everybody and he's doing it so fucking well.

I mean, look at that like to dislike ratio. 41,000 dislikes. For a guy that just started YouTube four weeks ago, that's pretty fucking good. I mean, granted, he's getting nothing but hate, but still, that's a lot of recognition. Crazy to me that this dude might actually have his YouTube channel monetized because of this video. But still, his digital footprint is cooked, and it's going to be cooked forever. So I really hope that McDonald's pay is really cooking. Just every way to to mark Jesus Christ and God, and to insult people's religions as well, because it's funny.

Okay, to be fair, it is kind of funny. Yes, I know it's disrespectful and all this other shit, but guys, you gotta admit it. If you guys are subscribed to me and are my fan, you would understand what it's like to watch the world burn. I will admit, it is kind of funny sitting back and watching everybody gets sensitive over so obvious rage base. Is it disrespectful? Yeah. Is it something I would advise anybody to do? Hell no.

But watching people do a bunch of stupid shit on the internet for attention, is it funny? Oh, you fucking believe it. I wouldn't have a career if there wasn't stupid people on the internet. Just think about that. So the question is, is it really funny? Oh, you bet your fucking ass it's funny. And she has every right to leak people's phone numbers and to do unthinkable stuff to animals. And it gets even better because Technobblade did not deserve to be a Minecraft player to begin with.

And she has every right to make fun out of his death as well. Holy shit, dude, I really do wonder how much Burger King is paying you right now. Audience, there is not a better time to make money on the internet than right now. And if you decide in such a great time to make money on the internet to be saying crazy shit like this, completely cooking your digital footprint, by the way, and pretty much throwing away any chance you have in making money online, I sincerely hope you become an engineer or a dentist or something. Because if you don't plan to make money online and you're not a lawyer, an engineer, or a dentist,

and you're saying crazy shit like this, bro, you are literally creating generational poverty. This video alone will single-handedly ruin his bloodline. That's fucking crazy to think about. All for probably 50 bucks on YouTube.com. Because he's such a racist pig. And that's the reason why I am defending Bella the world. Okay, but where? The fucking where is Technoblate a racist pig?

I'm waiting, ladies and gentlemen, I'm waiting for the proof to come forward. Whenever you guys got the proof that Technoblate is a racist pig, DM me on Instagram at Rith is hot. Whenever I get the hot news of how Technoblate is racist, I will let you know first. But until then, this dude is out of his fucking mind. But I am not just a fan of Bellad DeWolf and Belladil Defender. I also accept her as her real lord and savior.

Yep, because a gacha tuber that just randomly appeared out of nowhere in the past few months has convinced you to fall on your hands and knees and worshipper for the rest of your life. If this dude is genuinely serious, he changes his religion like he changes his underwear probably. What was that one vegan teacher song again? Yeah, you're like this motherfucker here. Because bellism is a real religion. Yeah, guys, the bellism religion is so real, just like how they're. This man's pino stash frauds over five-year-old children.

And that's the reason why I said it to everyone. And that's the reason why Bella the wolf deserves to be loved by everyone and not hated. Yes, King, talk your shit. Bella the wolf needs to be loved. Listen, I've talked to Bella before outside of YouTube and recording and all this other shit. Audience, the shit that you see on YouTube of Bella, she's not actually like that at all off camera. I say this about every edgy content creator that everybody hates on the internet, but if I were to see Bella the Wolf at VidCon,

I'm sure that I could kick it back and chill with her. Yes, I disagree with the way that she's going about her YouTube career, but hey, that's not my YouTube channel, so I don't care. But can I get along with Bella the Wolf? Oh, you bet your fucking ass I can. Name somebody on YouTube that I've made fun of that I have yet to be chill with. Not friends, ladies and gentlemen, but just chill. Okay, maybe these few people, but they're fucking super.

And she has every right to say slurs as well. Because it's funny. It is kind of funny. So you see, Bella the Wolf is awesome. And she has every right to do all that stuff on the internet. And she's amazing, a good person. And that's the why that she has every right and nobody should hate on her. Okay, buddy, you can put away the Gluck Gluck-Gluck-9,000.

Holy shit. All I said was that Bell of the Wolf did some funny shit. on the internet. But she is not a good person, bro. That's a little too much. I'm only gonna agree with you maybe 3% of this video, dude. The people who hate on her, they should get a new brain already, okay? You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen. If you hate Bella the wolf, then you get a new brain. Because I'm sure looking at this gentleman audience, I'm sure that he reeks with intelligence. I mean, seriously, look at him. Look at his big old fucking black glasses. He looks like a Verizon employee. Tell me this man doesn't reek with five

He's right audience. We're all just fucking stupid. We all need to get a new brain. I'm not even joking Okay, so yeah, like I said But other wolf she has every right to do that stuff Insulting people's religions and leaking people's phone numbers and doing unthinkable stuff to animals and to insult Allah and Jesus Christ and mocking them Because she's better and she's the real God and That's all I have to say Well said sir Anyways, yeah, your digital footprint is fucking done.

Uh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-you. Everybody subscribe to my channel, let's get 5 mil. Perfect! I mean, it's not like my proudest moment. Alright people, what's up? Today we are revisiting the biggest food waster on TikTok. Barbecue! Click syrup! Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Wazil Doud.

Dude, I don't really give a fuck. Essentially, the man that started the TikTok food-wasting trend, in recent events, he has apparently became a child. changed man, a new leaf to wipe his ass with. Eat up. Seed up. It's fruit. Bounder sugar!

Now, of course, the average NPC fucking loser that sees this video is going to think, wow, what a changed man. What a fucking saint. But, Waseel, I see your bullshit. Gosh, why was I doing all that? What a fucking toddler. Waseel, you are completely missing the point. Now, obviously, it's not this guy.

fault the reason why this homeless man is homeless. But Wasil, in the process of making all these videos, did it ever cross your fucking mind to maybe spend money to actually give to the homeless? Did it really cross your mind or were you too busy thinking about the six million fucking likes on your TikTok? I'm a snowman, mommy. From the looks of it, I don't think so. The next and main point that Waseel uses to justify all of his food wasting videos was that apparently the food he used was all expired. You can say all you want that the food you are using is expired, but you are only saying that to cover your ass. Mm, yeah, perfect. Topper! You still copy all of my content? My Arabic accent,

my every move. Are you not tired of copying me? I mean, dude, every single one of your videos are stolen. Do you not have a single piece of originality in you? I've even caught you and your girlfriend and liking my content before and then remaking the video like the next day. Besides that, my food is actually expired. You're sitting here wasting real food, bro. Now, obviously, I don't know if he's really telling the truth if he does waste only expired foods or not. But the problem with SEAL is that you started the fucking trend to begin with.

And then you suddenly go social justice warrior on the people that follow the trend that you fucking made. You're putting yourself on like this pedestal thinking you're above these other people. that are wasting actual food on TikTok, but you also tend to remove this selective memory that you influence these people to make these videos to begin with. Whenever you make an out-of-context video on TikTok, if you, admittedly enough, wasting food for views, did you really think these other cloud chasers would actually do the critical thinking to get expired food? If you genuinely think so, that is such a dumb-ass thought process. They're going to see your TikTok getting six million

likes in a day and fucking run with it. So whenever you're talking shit about these other TikTokers like Topper Guild, just remember he's the crop that you fucking planted. Feed app. But you can try and cover your ass by making normal food and say some bullshit like oh, I was just wasting fucking expired food. I didn't

do anything wrong. Shut the fuck up. There are still people to this day wasting food on TikTok and I wonder who was the root cause of it all. That's right, baby. It was you. Biglands. You see what I mean was seal. You plant it some crops and now you have to reap the bullshit that you sew.

So this person thinks it's funny to waste ice cream. Anyways, because Wasil is still on his joker arc and being a loser, why don't we take a trip down memory lane and check out all the shit that he made? But remember guys, it's all expired, it's all okay. What a fucking moron. Barbecue! Barbecue sauce. Mastard. Mastard.

Getchup Perfect I genuinely wonder how you feel five seconds after you turn off that fucking camera You have to get on your fucking knees and clean all that shit bowing down like a submissive little boy And you can't even stand back up because your legs are glued to the fucking floor because it's so sticky Just like a bunch of pigs rolling in mud Just some syrup Perfect

Okay Ah, stupid Perfect Audience What kind of demographic of audience Do you think this guy actually has It cannot possibly be high schoolers and middle schoolers That find this shit funny

Either this guy is entertaining toddlers Or fucking teenagers that are really familiar With the wooden spoon Okay, just a little bit of soy sauce Perfect Okay, okay Ah, stupid! Don't you love how before he became the social justice warrior,

he used to make fun of people that saved food. The fucking irony of literally mocking all the people that had valid criticism against you. So this person thinks it's funny to waste ice cream. To now trying to paint yourself in a positive light by eating normal meals and normal food like everybody else. Motherfucking, you ain't doing anything special. Whoopty fucking do, bro.

You made a normal meal. Why do you think you deserve to get applauded for the new shit you put out? I make the same fucking meal as you do every day, but you think you're becoming a better man because of it. I'm not going to applaud you for doing a basic human function. Ice cream, chocolate syrup, sprinkler, perfect. The entire time he makes these videos, I already know he has zero fucking remorse for what he does.

This is not a man that gives a fuck about the influence he's. actually giving to the internet, you know, wasting a shit ton of food. All the he was thinking about baby was those 6 million likes on TikTok that sweet clout. Venti iced coffee, okay? Ah, we need more. Okay? Have a benti iced coffee for Emily? This fucking guy is full of irony.

He makes fun of Starbucks for putting way too much shit in their coffees. Yet he's the same guy that makes the Starbucks stereotype 10 times worse. And yes, I understand that I quite literally just explained the joke of your video, but I'm sure you could have still explained the joke without making a fucking mess. No, no, no, I hate ketchup. That's nasty. Okay. Stupid. Oh, man, let me just use some bounty.

Oh. Okay. Chlorox, chlorox, chlorox, chlorox, clorox, okay, more Clorox. Okay, okay, no wife, puttwit white, puttwhite, why? I think I've had enough of your fucking mouth. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen, I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

Number one, be direct. Number two, avoid blame it. Number three, something about being psycho? It's clear a liar. All right, people, what's up? Topper Guild did a collab video with Darm. Now, audience, the subjects of today's video is the people that I just said five fucking seconds ago. And yes, you heard me correctly.

Topper Guild did in fact collab with Darmann. I made sure to check around on YouTube if anybody has covered this video from Darmann at all. And for some reason, nobody has talked about this shit. Anyways, my ex-girlfriend destroyed my entire life featuring Topper Guild Darmann Studios. Holy shit. I feel like I'm back in 2023 reacting to this fucking guy. Let's begin. Don't worry.

You're gonna do fine. But you know how I get about breakups. Yeah, Topper, we definitely understand what happens when you go through a breakup. This motherfucker's gonna hop on the microphone and cook up some hot dog shit. She's so close, but she seems so far. Fucking emo ass. Especially with someone like Raina. What if she doesn't take it well?

That's why we chose a public place, right? Lots of witnesses. No, no. This is gonna be bad. What am I doing, Tyler? What am I doing? You're doing the right thing, man. I'm freaking out.

Bro, the quality of acting coming from Topper Guild has never changed. Even when I was recording videos with this dude back in the day, the quality of acting was still dog shit. And roughly two years later, nothing has changed. Okay, all right, all right, calm down. Just remember the breakup convo tips. Okay, step one, be direct. Step two, do not blame anyone.

especially Raina, and a step three. I'm sure you're psychoside. Psychoside? Where are you getting these tips? TikTok. Listen, Topper, I don't know why the fuck you're scoffing at, bro, for giving you TikTok tips. Whenever you were doing a collab video with me and I was giving you tips, you were acting like this. You got this, Topper. Remember, dripped, cringe, and copy. Showtime.

Don't forget, Topper. It was only two years ago since you graduated from being a, dumb ass. Just forget it, Tyler. I'm gonna be honest with her. Good. Why the f f f- do you look like that? Dude, she's coming. That's her. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Good luck, Charlie. Dean face. I'll be close by. Hey, Charlie. Hey. That's your girlfriend? Holy Fripp-Topper. I didn't know that you could be out of somebody else's league. Holy shit. How much of a background, but not much of a smile on you either. But, but. It's okay, you need a haircut anyway, so I won't post it. And I'll make that appointment for you at the salon.

I feel like this is what this motherfucker looks like after he stops recording a video. Yeah, this dude is so high energy and so happy when he's recording a brand new YouTube video. But the second the camera turns off, guys, I promise you he looks just like this. I would know because after I get done recording a video, I look depressed just like this fucking guy. You think that me and Topper Guild are happy whenever we're done. recording our YouTube videos. No, we fucking hate this shit. He doesn't give a fuck about building a secret room for Ronaldo. And I don't give a fuck about Topper Guild.

You see guys, we're both fucking depressed. Raina, can, uh, can we sit down? Sure. You're right, babe? Yeah. I'm just, uh, glad to see you. Glad to see you too, because there is so much drama. Look at this motherfucker's face. Holy shit.

Topper's face is. so priceless right now I don't even need to commission my artist for a thumbnail I should just upload this thumbnail raw he's making the face like he's seen his grandma naked last night Kayla texted me and she was like why does chase keep changing the dinner reservations is it because he's being paranoid or a total crazy person and I was like girl I do not have time to deal with this right now because I am dealing number one be direct number two avoid blame her foot out Number three. Something about being psycho?

That's a stupid list. Okay. Just breathe. You can do this. You're always there for me, babe. So, do you want to talk about something? Well, I've just... Hey, uh, Mr. Dumb Shit, you're kind of reading the dictionary upside down. Muffca's wearing glasses in a fedora trying to challenge his reading level.

Yeah, okay, Nielsen. I've been thinking lately, but especially over the last few days. Whatever, the timeline doesn't matter. I just feel like we've been seeing each other for a while now. Or at least it feels that way. But I just, I feel like I'm at the point where I need to make a decision. Oh my gosh. I know what you're doing.

You do? Charlie, are you proposing? Oh my God, this girl is cruelest. First off, I'm trying to process in my mind that a girl can get excited for Topper Guild proposing to him. I never fathomed that idea that Topper Guild could even get a girlfriend. But you know what? Maybe I'm the one at fault. Maybe I'm the one that's giving this girl way too much credit.

If you are delusional enough to date Topper Guild, even for a Darman video, I think that you are truly a lost cause. Because this is totally not the place to take a she said yes pick for Instagram. No. No, I'm not. proposing. Okay, good, because I have this whole Pinterest board planned out. I'll show you what to do. Uh, I was kind of thinking like, the opposite of proposing. Excuse me? Um, I mean...

Are you saying you want to break up with me? No, no. I'm not saying I want to break up with you. Bro, holy shit. Just fucking teller, Topper, you can do it. With the amount of dumb shit that you have said and done on your YouTube channel, you are struggling to say this. You can do a topper. Just say that the brown chicken, brown cow was not good enough in bed. You? Come on. Just tell her the truth.

Bro, I don't even want to fucking hear it from your ass. At the end of the day, little, bro, you're the one that's sitting down reading the dictionary with a fedora in the bushes looking like a fucking pedophile. I think you was the last one to be speaking. Charlie, I don't know what's going on with you, but if you want to break up with me, you better come out and tell me right now. More like space until further notice. Okay.

So, space until further notice. Okay, fine. But this isn't forever, right? We're just gonna see how this goes. Totally. I'll just see how it goes. Wow, Charlie. Wow. Bro, what happened out there?

I don't know. I just got scared. You're supposed to break up, not break down. But, dude, she has so much going on, and I couldn't tell her the truth. Bro. You know what I'm not? My dad always used to tell me that it's better to hurt someone with the truth and to comfort them with the lies. Listen man, you're speaking some absolute heat right now, but you gotta take off the fucking cowboy hat. This is supposed to be a Darmann episode, not an inspirational Walter White monologue. I know, I know. I should have just been honest with her.

Raina. And it'll still be Raina until you cut things off. You're good. But I already spoke to her and I was crystal clear on what I wanted. Mm-mm. And she completely agreed. So, I think me and Raina were cool. No, nothing about what you said just now was cool. Medium hazelnut latte with whole milk? Did this mufucka just say a medium hazelnut latte with whole milk? Topper, you are the whitest motherfucker of all time.

Who the fuck is ordering this shit at Starbucks? Well, probably a lot of people, but bro, Topper, come on. Why are you ordering this shit? That has got to be the fruityest Starbucks order I've ever heard. I'll be right back. And I'll be right here waiting for you. Just like Raina. Excuse me.

I think that's my order. Oh, sorry. I thought she said, um... Medium hazelnate latte with whole milk? I did. Here's the second one. Wow, Twinsies. Do you think there's a third person, or is it fun if I grab this one?

I think we're the only two people in here not getting... Why milk? Ah, so I guess that makes us rebels with a cause? Are you down to start a secret handshake? What the fuck did you just say? Do you want to make a secret handshake? Holy fuck, Topper is completely consumed by the Ronaldo Secret Room videos. Holy shit.

I don't know about you, but this place he's used milk from Gilman's Dairy. And when I was in third grade, our class got to... Try the milk. Yeah. And it gave Mr. Mackey a double mustache. Oh my gosh, you were in his class too? Yeah, but clearly I was in the wrong year. Clearly.

Whoa, Topper, I didn't know that you were into them, chocolate ladies. Like, holy shit audience, maybe the we should be taking a few tips from Topper Guild. This motherfucker's the absolute Rizzler. This man's the... Watt, what? Would you like to go out some time? Yeah, I would. Great.

Oh, that's my buddy Tyler over there. He's been waiting for me for a while. I should probably get over there. Nice to meet you. Caitlin Clyde up in here. I let you win. Yeah, right. Just like the other games?

Okay, you got me. Does this dude ever put away the pink fucking shirt? I get it, it's kinda like your uniform when you're recording a YouTube video. It's like Superman without his fucking cape. But come on, man, you can put it down for one second. My friends, they don't really like coming to the arcade. Well, sounds like you need better friends. But seriously, thanks for suggesting this place.

It's really nice to go to go. nice to go on a fun date, you know? Yeah. The last guy I was seeing just wanted to talk, talk, mostly about his ex. That's tough. Tell me about it. He was totally still hung up on her. And who needs that kind of baggage, right?

Yeah. Okay, I think I officially see what's going on here. Topper's not going to break up with Raina and Topper's going to lose this girl in the process. I'm just going to skip to the end because I don't give a fuck about filler. I have seen enough Naruto episodes to know what filler looks like and this is that fucking filler. You had two great girls and now you lost to both. But what the f f f*** just happened?

They were both friends now. Topper got stage 10 cancer. Ladies and gentlemen, moral of the story is to break up with your one girlfriend first before you move on to the next or else you're going to get fucking cancer. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you like the video. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. Do you want to do the Devils Tango? Yo!

Yo! What, hey! All right, people, what's up? Today we're revisiting the creepiest Minecraft YouTube. Baba. For anybody that doesn't know who Baba is, he is a P&G YouTuber that would tell story times about all the times he would have sex. Start making out and then after that she took off her pants. But now Baba is having sex in real life. My Fortnite girlfriend wanted to shower with me. What in the 10 buck fuck am I getting into? This is where I ask you a serious question. Do you want to do the Devils Tango?

Boy, is that a quote I do not fucking miss. This motherfucker's done every. everything in life except the devil's tango. Bro, that's wild, especially after building your entire career after sucking and fucking. Wait, why are you here? What? Not you want to be my closet, bro. Yo, why should you do my closet? No, no, no, no, no, no, she's just my closet. Bro, you can't do my closet?

Okay, enough for the skin on skin, girl. I'm not trying to smash right now. Why the fuck you standing like that? I know that this is a skit, but I honestly feel like this is how Baba acts when a woman actually wants to smash. I'm about a fuck to pussy. Shut the fuck up. You can't just do the devil's tango? Not right now.

No, we can't. Yes, we can't. No, we can't. Why not? Because, I literally just... Like, I know we met all Fortnite, okay? I get it. We met on Fortnite.

Like, we can't. Well, okay, yo, chill. Chill. me he still got juice in the tank. No, no, yeah, I get it. I said a woman's, but that was for the video, okay? You stay here. You get hot to bed, look, the blake,

this is everything here, okay? Me? I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, you know, take this. I'll take a pillow, okay? You only need one pillow, these are good pillows anyway. And I'm gonna go sleep on the couch, okay? You stay here, I'll go on the couch. But I want you right here.

No, no, no, I'm not gonna be right there, okay? We're not small, we're not smash. I've never seen somebody reject Kucci as hard as this guy. I mean, when you're an expert, expert in the field of the devil's tango. I suppose it can get annoying over time. But then again, do you think this guy is really Commander Coochee? I'm not buying your bullshit, Baba. Oh, is this thing recording? I think it is.

Alright, yo, what's going on, Bubba? No, Baba, it's just a camcorder sticking up in the fucking air with you holding it. Bro, I hate when people do that shit, it's so annoying. You're not fucking quirky, dog. I see, as I'm filming this, I already know you guys are gonna support because I already am editing the second part of the video. Oh, I left my OBS running. If there's one positive thing I will say about this video is that that is a sexy ass setup. I'll have you no audience that me and Baba practically have the same setup. At least my shit's actually organized and it doesn't look like a fucking yard sale.

I just realized Baba is literally living some of y'all's life goals right now. If you guys ever feel good about yourselves in life, just realize that this guy is getting women before you. Or unless this person's a paid actor, it's probably a fucking paid actor. Listen, do I genuinely believe that Baba gets women? Fuck no. You got pushed off, V, because Baba ain't got no time for hose. You see, girl, Baba doesn't have time for pussy. He needs to make sure it's about how he's getting pussy.

Isn't that a fucking oxymoron? Do you want breakfast? I'll get your breakfast. Just... Brass. No, don't even ask for help, real. Get yourself up, bro. I was trying to sleep.

At this point, I'm just witnessing some in-cell shit. Listen, if you really didn't care about this girl, you probably would have kicked her out of your apartment days ago. With me, ladies and gentlemen, things would be a different story. Let's just say that I own an AR-15 with a lot of fucking ammo. Girl, I know you're used to things getting shot inside you, but trust me, baby girl, I'm a little different. Don't pull up to my fucking crib. I mean, shit.

When you live at home by yourself and making a bunch of videos about how you're sucking and fucking, I think that's pretty lonely. The girl's low-key right, Baba, you should fold for her, and I will even give you the honor of having an e-dating pass. because you fuckers met on Fortnite. Alright guys, I'm awake now, I'm up. V ended up waking me up. Why do I feel like this dude actually just woke up? The dude's bags under his eyes are bigger than my fucking bank. Anyways, we're gonna go check on my room real quick.

What's you doing here, bro? What is that on the fuck? What is that on the laptop? Hey, yo, what the, whoa, chill. What was that? No, no, what's on there? Nah, no, don't cap with me. What's on there?

Give me the laptop. Be, give me the laptop right now. This acting makes Darmann look like a fucking guy. If we're supposed to simulate a stalker girl looking up my Instagram in my fucking bed, I think I'm going to have to whip out the Colt 45, two zigzags, baby, that's all we need. You know what they say, motherfucker, equal rights, equal fights. Give it to me, V. V, give it, give it, give it.

What's on this laptop, bro? What? Is that my Instagram? You had my Instagram open with you last night? Looked hot and you put, bro, what? I mean, that must be flattering, but holy shit, that must be creepy. Bro, if I knew all the girls in my school that'd be looking on my Instagram, I would not even be fucking surprised. But hey, when girls like a dude, bro, they go fucking crazy.

V, are you serious right now, bro? You put your bra on my, bro. Is this actually like your... Bro, V! You can't do that! Holy fuck this virgin energy. Baba, I'm sick of your bullshit. Just rip off each other's clothes and get it fucking over with already. Two hours later.

How the fuck did we arrive here? I could have swore just a second. second ago, they were talking about his Instagram. I only skipped a minute into the video and we're fucking showering now. And Baba, there's no reason to censor yourself showering. I know that cock is fucking pathetic. YouTube won't even detect that fucking shit. Baba, you better get the fuck out of that shower before you become her fucking breakfast.

Nowadays, girls are into fucking dieting and I know that meat in between your fucking legs is just what she wants. Can I finish my shower? Can I join you? What? You just say you want to join me? No, B, B, no, wait you're pulling back on, no. You're not joining me in the shower, okay? Just go on there, I'll meet you like 10 minutes.

Fine. What? Bava, what do you mean what? Last I remember, I don't record myself fucking showering. I guarantee you this dude probably beat his cock to himself. That's fucking crazy, bro. You record yourself showering, and then you beat yourself to yourself showering. Now, that's insane.

And like, you just, you just chill, okay? Can I do eat with you? No, no, no, I got to go eat in the office. I got to go eat in the office. You, you, you, okay, yo, chill. Baba is trying his absolute hardest to get the 12-year-olds that watch his videos rock fucking hard. I don't know, Baba. I think it's a little weird that the P&G Tuber demographic is kids.

And then you upload a video like this where the source value is to whore out your girlfriend. I don't know. It's a little fucking weird, not going to lie. I have no idea what to do with her. She's just here for some reason. That's embarrassing. What? Bro, I met her on Fortnite.

I don't know. I hope. I think I just heard of say help. Yo, give me a sec, yo, give me a sec. Yo, go ahead. What the heck? Bro, what? She's yelling help.

What the heck? What is she doing, bro? Yo. Now, that audience is what I call a happy ending. But anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

Roblox TikToks. Yeah, they're back and they're worse. Right in the butt. Mother of God, this video's gonna put me on a suicide watch. This video is the 59th installment of me making fun of Roblox TikToks on YouTube.com. I truly cannot put it to words how there needs to be 59 episodes about the same topic of these kids on the internet. But yet somehow Roblox TikToks have gotten even worse in recent time. Let's begin.

My lord, are you one sad young man? Audience, this has got to be some new type of desperate that I have never. ever seen before in my life. First off, how are you so attracted to a Roblox character? It's been about two years and I've still of yet to understand that concept. And secondly, how fucking desperate are you for pixels on a screen if she divorces you in Roblox? My God. Guys, it's not that hard to go out in public and riz up a real live breathing female.

I don't even care if the girlfriend you get is like a two out of ten and smells like fucking shit. As long as they're not on Roblox being a complete f***. cuck over your pretty girl. He was one desperate little boy. You know what makes me so happy about these videos audience is that recently in YouTube's guidelines they actually allowed twerking to be on their platform and could actually be monetized. So for that very reason, I'm so fucking glad that this is a thing now. And the reason I say this is because I actually got a strike on my channel for videos exactly like this one. Now obviously this was before the policy change on YouTube came into effect. But hypothetically audience, if I were to show this TikTok roughly around a year ago, this muf-f-a-neel Mohan, CEO of YouTube.com would have sniped my ass out of existence.

All because of a Lego character shaking its fucking booty on Roblox. Crazy. Jesus, dude, you're almost as desperate as the first guy. Maybe one day these dudes are gonna realize it, but bro, girls do not like an overly sensitive and overly attached boyfriend. Instead of worrying about women and getting a girlfriend, if you just worry about your purpose and making some fucking money, guess what, in the long term, you're actually going to look attractive to women, real women that actually want to build a life with you, because you show that you're a man that actually has your priority strain,

not some fucking loser on Roblox that's like, oh, I hope a girl loves me eventually. Shut the fuck up. Okay, but like, if the internet goes out, you guys are actually done. Like, the relationship is actually over. No, da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Look at me! Look at me! Yeah, I'm looking at that fucking router, and if I unplug it, your whole relationship's over, Oh my God! Honey, it's if I were this little boy's father, and I knew the diabolical shit that he was doing on my laptop.

Fibing talking to little girls five years younger than him on Roblox. First off, his face would get disfigured. I don't know if he'll ever look the same ever again. And second off, I'm unplugging that router because I want to see this man go through the deepest, state of depression he's ever been through. F-in' e-dating on Roblox. Yeah, get your bids-ass out of here. No, I don't want you to watch...

Okay, no, actually, what did this dude ever do to you through the computer screen to make you have that mentality? Bro, it's your computer speakers telling you to listen to me, little girl. Turn off your computer, his alpha male aura goes away immediately. How the fuck do you get that scared if he pulls out his little dingling on camera? I mean, great, that if he's 60 years old, I understand. Nobody wants to see an old man's cold cut shredded up piece of salami. That is just nasty.

Either way, I think you need some psychiatric help regardless. This is just, this is a problem. Aw, I want to kill myself even more now. Hey, hey, listen, buddy, I know you got a girlfriend in Roblox, but look at me. Look at me, I got a real girlfriend. That's a real live breathing female right there, buddy. I actually get to kiss her with zero milliseconds of response time, buddy. I don't think you got that.

All you gotta do is look as sexy as myself. Holy fuck, that's impossible. Holy my God. Is it weird that I find this relatable? I mean, I get the fact that she wants to put a fruit roll-up around it, but like, how, bro? You're through a fucking computer. If you guys can't afford to see each other in real life, I highly doubt you're going to be able to afford a fruit roll-up. Well, actually, Riff, he only costs like $2.

Bro, they're fucking poor. Shut up. Wow, audience. What a majestic video. I'm sure that countless years of skill and must have taken to edit that video must have been all worth it. Okay, but actually, imagine your editing amounting to this type of skill. And instead of being an editor from Marvel or editing the next Avengers movie, here's cynic hearing your crummy little fucking bedroom editing Roblox booty twerk videos.

How much of a fucking disappointment are you to the family dinner? My God. Got this OJ and Jose. No one can't. Fuck you. You know, even though that you guys had an online. online relationship and it was cringe as f***, this is kind of a flex. Call me a psycho audience, but if my girl were to dump me right, and I knew that she did that,

and I know that my name is in her fucking thigh for the rest of her life. And any time that she gets with another dude, she's gonna have to explain the story that, oh yeah, there's this guy, this fucking chat over here. Personally, audience, I think it's a flex. Am I psychotic? Probably. Okay, but actually, what's with girls wanting their boyfriends to literally match with them on fucking everything? Everything every time I'm stepping out the crib my girl wants to wear the exact same outfit as me Why it's like I know that my style is Ficking awesome and I look like the best person in the room but you don't have to copy me every time

But then again audience you got to admit it is pretty nice being a walking Pinterest reference Oh, so you're a sick motherfucker not even talking about the crazy-ass graphic on your shirt and what you just referenced in your video You just called a little girl a fucking kitten on Roblo My Lord. I'm never having kids. I'm getting a vasectomy today audience. I'm making my appointment right now You know the craziest part about this video is that I see the cross on your neck. I do see it I know that shit is just for decoration with the text that you put on screen You didn't think for a second to take the cross off your neck before you made that video Brody you're making the name of Jesus look terrible right now

Okay, yep I think I seen enough anyways audience I hope you're leaving this video more disappointed in the world than which you came into it. Everybody subscribe. Let's get 5 mil. For this next video, there are 10 guys behind this curtain, and I'm going to be going on a series of blind dates with all of this. Smells like the fucking fish market. Are you still friends with your ex? Are you still friends with your ex?

Oh, shh. Everybody give me a damn in the comments section. All right, people, what's up? Lexi Rivera sells her body. Well, well, kind of. Blind dating 10 guys based on their outfit. Everybody, make sure you plug your nose because it's about to smell like fucking tuna. In this next video, there are 10 guys behind this curtain,

and I'm going to be going on a series of blind dates with all of them. For the first round, I'm going to be judging the boys based off of their outfits. But before we get to that, Jeremy, if you're behind this curtain, just leave now. What the fuck. Of course, this guy's behind the curtain. Jeremy, we already know that you were screwed from the get-go. I mean, I'm not saying that Lexi Rivera is too good for you. I mean, look at her.

Oh, fuck it looks like that fish in the aquarium. But Jeremy, you gotta do something about that fucking hair before you do anything. Like, seriously, what the hell happened? Did a camel lick your forehead? All right, so we're starting off with shoes. Guy number one. Your shoes, I actually like these. They look like fucking ass.

Bro's wearing off the wall vans. Motherfuck, those are off the racket Goodwill. I can say for absolute certainty, those shoes smell like fucking loser. Guy number two feels very basic. I feel like a lot of guys wear air forces. It's not a bad thing. just playing it safe. And they're a little dirty.

Shout out to all my Air Force One viewers out there. Fuck what everybody says, ladies and gentlemen. If you're wearing Air Force ones, you get a pass to everything. Wear that shit to a birthday, a date, a fucking funeral, a wedding, you get a pass. I'm not giving a rat's ass. Oh, man. What are those? Guy number three.

Okay, for real, though, number three, get the fuck out of here. What the hell is that weak-ass shit? I don't know how I feel about these. They're, like, kind of, they're... I don't even know what to say. Just say they look like ass. It's not like you can do any better, Lexi. Number four is wiggling his toes for me.

So these are just some socks with some sandals. I did not into that. Damn, girl, can a man ever wear something comfortable? Listen, audience, I'm personally a man of comfort. I wear shoes that are comfortable. And yes, that does, in fact, include sandals and slides. Because, to be quite frank with all of you, I'm not trying to show my fucking dogs.

To everybody on planet Earth. So Lexi being against the dude that's wearing a slide with socks kind of makes me a little concerned. I never thought Lexi would think of male feet like that. Guy number five. Uh, I don't like those at all. Okay, guy number six. I...

What the fuck is this? Finally something I agree with Lexi on. My fuckas flip-flop literally has a camel toe. Get that goofy shit out of here. I hate this. Like, this is the worst thing you could have worn here. Yeah, uh, that's actually just awful. When I look at a man and I see their shoes and they look like this dog's shit right here,

The only thing that comes to mind is an obese 40-year-old fucking dad with a Miller light in their hand. Get those goofy-ass shoes out of my sight. Okay, these last two guys are pretty much wearing the same shoe. One looks a little more yellow. One looks a little more white. Same thing. Unpopular opinion. Converses.

After looking at the rest of their shoes, it was clear to me who I wanted to send home. Okay, I've come to a conclusion, based off of their shoes alone, I'm going to be eliminating guy number three. Oh my God! I think I'm going to go hit the van store real quick. Okay, yeah. Before you fuck off in the sunset, I have to say one thing. Dude, what the fuck are you wearing a beanie in summertime? Unless you have male pattern baldness or you have fucking cancer.

You shouldn't even be wearing that stupid shit in public. It looks so retarded. Okay, so now I can see their full outfits, so let's see if these guys have good style. Okay, what the hell? I guess bro really wanted to show off the scorpion. By the way, the guys have a voice changer, so I have no idea who any of these guys are. Yeah, Lexi, that's total bullshit. When I recorded this video with Topper Guild and he said there was a voice changer,

When we were recording this video, he heard us perfectly fine. So for the record, everybody, there's no fucking voice changer. The video's fake. Okay, guy number one, I actually like this outfit. It's very, nothing too crazy, but also, like, it's not bad. Describe your style using one word. Fresh. Bro, you cannot be fucking serious.

The only fresh you are is fresh out the fucking goodwill. And by the way, are you going to call those shoes fucking fresh? I can smell the fucking pooing shit. You stepped in from the day before. Your style's not fresh. Got the fuck out of here. Guy number eight. I mean, I think we told you to wear your best outfit today.

I don't know if I just, I don't see a shirt. One word to describe your style? Scorpion, you want to touch it. Damn, this guy don't fuck around. I mean, despite the fact that his chest and stomach look like Rango on Down syndrome, I gotta respect the fact he looks like a character in GTA. Roe is given zero fuchs and he is confident. Oh, no, please, I'm good.

Okay, guy number nine, I like this outfit. It's very, oh wow. I didn't see the sparkly belt. I actually liked this outfit. I like everything about this. How would you describe your style? Bell. Belt.

I don't like these guys. Well, Lexi, I don't fucking like you. Okay, I'm ready to eliminate another person, and that person, based off of their outfit and their style, going to be guy number seven. You know, I got to give props to the guy that was shirtless. Bro didn't even need to wear a shirt to win that competition. So, uh, with all due respect, bro, uh, your outfit is ass. For the next round, the boys are on the other side. side of this curtain. Basically, I'm going to be asking them a series of questions.

Based on their answers, I'm going to decide if they're a red flag or a green flag. Lexi, I think you're the last person to determine what's a red and green flag. I mean, you're wearing that stupid fucking compassionate live laugh love shit. Just by you wearing that shirt, it tells me you're a psychopath. Let's see if any of these boys are toxic. Are you still friends with your ex? Aren't you still friends with your ex? Oh, Dale!

Lexi, I'm looking at your face right now. I can see how puzzled you. Oh god, how am I gonna respond to this shit? This guy. Yeah, Lexi, you just got screwed. Hmm, okay, that is a red flag. What do you mean that's a red flag? You're a red flag. I think you're the red flag.

You're the one bringing that up, so you're the one bringing it up. You asked on me. Guy number one is already arguing with me. I think we can work through this argument. I don't want to. You're a walking red flag. Aw, what's wrong, you pretty princess? A good man calls you out on your bullshit and that's a red flag.

Lexi, fuck off. Guy number two, would you want to share your location with me. Definitely not. Okay, what about your phone password? Yeah, I'm not, I'm not gonna do that either. It's kind of a red flag. Lexi, what the fuck are you talking about? If a relationship is about trust, then why the fuck you need passwords and shit? To me, that just shows you don't trust the guy in the relationship. Lexi, this is bullshit. If I asked you to unfollow someone on Instagram, would you do it? Yeah. Hey, that's green flag. Okay, so Lexi's a control free. Yeah, uh, Honey, if you tell me to unfollow my boys,

or in fact, anybody on Instagram or any social media, you can walk your sorry fucking ass out of my front door. If you already don't have access to my social media, then that also means you don't have fucking authority over my social media. Get the fuck out of here with that weak-ass shit. Guy number eight, what is your body count? And you have to tell the truth. This is about compatibility here.

Yeah, no, that's fucking insane. Not that that, like, really matters. Lexi, what the fuck did you just? Just say it doesn't matter to you that he f***ed 36 other women. The dude's a f***er. Why the fuck you want to date him? This girl's dating compass is so f***. At this point, I just want to see who she chooses.

All right, so you two have been very solid this entire time. Through every round, you guys are my top picks. But when it came to this last round, I think it's very clear to see that we have a winner. And that winner is here. Oh, oh my God. Okay. We're leaving? Where are we going?

going first. Wait, I, uh, I'll see you guys next week. Bye. I guess you won't be going to more Tyler. Yeah, well, fuck you. Your hair got licked by a fucking camel as well. Anyways, everybody subscribe so I can pass Lexi and subs. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the most toxic exes on TikTok. You know, I really want to believe that this is a real video. But I'm sorry, I just can't believe you conveniently turned on your phone to capture that kind of shit. But then again, convenient shit like this happens all the time.

I mean, we're talking about a breakup nowadays. You kind of have to record it. Because if not, motherfucker's going to get accused of rape or some shit. What a fucking king? Hey, bro, whatever she did to you, that don't mean shit anymore. You lost her shitty girlfriend, and in return you got a hot-ass hoodie. She's like not letting him leave. Audience, if you're going through a breakup, this is exactly what you do not.

want to do. I get it. Sometimes a breakup can be hard. Sometimes you may have done the other person wrong and you fucking know it. But I don't think hopping on top of somebody's vehicle like a car insurance commercial is not the way to go. This could be so much less dramatic and you're just making a fucking scene. Bro, someone is down in the trenches, dog. I can't live like this. Shut the fuck up. I don't know what this lady has done, but you probably cheated, so I'm gonna assume you cheated. You're cheating fucking clitoris only belongs to one cock and one cock only. And that clitoris belongs to the king that's driving the Honda. Stop trying to make your DNA multiply like fucking bacteria with 60 other men.

How about you to stick with one? I can promise you there doesn't need to be another version of you that exists. So you can already stop cheating now. You would make the world a much better place. Hot twist, it's a girl. Holy shit. So you're telling me I just had that whole monologue for nothing. What a great use of my time.

Actually know the same principle applies. Stop eating other girls' pussy. Just eat hers. You ought to be a loyal woman. What is this bullshit? They do live here. Update. She is arrested.

And that is probably the happy ending. I mean, if a toxic ex ever treated me like that, I mean, it would be flattering nonetheless. But the second that you hop on top of my car, my delicate fucking Mustang in my driveway, rest assured, I will be making your fucking guts tie-dye my car. Now you're obsessive. I know.

Somebody get Dora because somebody's fucking swiping. I have never seen such blatant theft in my entire life. I can only imagine the ego that this girl must be feeling right now. Your ex's new girl is so fucking unoriginal that she has to copy your every move. That is got to be the most flattering shit I've ever seen in my life. All right, I know there's a shit ton of messages, but I just found one that is so interesting. Maybe if you paid more attention, I wouldn't have done it.

Fuck you, bitch. You see this fucking king right here? Yeah, he don't deserve you. Maybe if he paid more attention, he don't need to pay fucking attention. If you was a loyal ho, you wouldn't have cheated in the first place. He doesn't have to pay attention. Fuck you, Joanna. I don't even know what to say, but that's crazy.

I can understand the bullshit you're going through. My girl broke up with me over fucking clothes. Keep your chin up, king, make that money. You might actually find. a girl that supports you. Hey man, there's someone out there for you. You just got to be patient. Let Jesus do the work.

This guy needs to chill out. I can only give him so many Ws. I have seen so many Ws and so many L's in the past few minutes. It is insane. But if anybody's going to be taking the cake today, I think it's going to be this guy. Whoever broke up with this person must be going out sad, bro, and I understand why you messaging him that much.

You dropped a king on his head and you got ditched, bitch. So my girlfriend cheated on me last Saturday and sends me this storybook. I respond two days later with a K and she was not too happy. She called me a bunch of times and then left me this stupid message. Then she sends this gold while me and Carol are playing 2K at my house. How is this story still going? I do not care if you're my fucking X or not. If you tell me you're going to my house and I tell you to leave and you don't fucking leave,

I suppose I'll have to whoop out the Colt 45 and Tuesday, I spin my fucking block and you ain't gonna be running in my streets. Leave my crib or I'm gonna paint the pavement with your fucking skull. Nice words, nice words. She's outside again. Yeah man. I'm tired to leave me alone or I'm calling me cops. Like what the hell? What the fuck? Yeah there you- Carol stop swearing. This is what she responded with. She's actually ridiculous. I don't know what to do anymore. Either man up and we can support each other and get over this or you can be a little boy and not respond. I love how she thinks that she's the big girl panties in this situation.

Motherfucker, you broke up with a man, leave him the hell alone. These women, bro, they going fucking crazy. Look, try to take all my stuff. Trying to take all my stuff. Lady, this might be a little rude of me to say, but aren't you too old to date? I know that there's an opportunity for somebody to meet the love of their life. But lady, you're 40 years old. Are you really that desperate still for some dick in your life?

You can't just sit back and go out with some friends and order some fucking Starbucks coffee? I know you might think that dick is good, but holy shit, dick is not life. If you're that desperate, you can go on Tinder. You can suck dick for days. Why the fuck are you straving the fucking door? Are you fucking crazy? Fucking crazy bitch. I can't even get away with her.

I gotta fucking lock a door. Oh my goodness Psycho bitch over you know the stereotype of psycho ex-bitch that would literally key your car and shit? She basically took this stereotype and said fuck that I'm gonna go ahead and top it 10 times over I have no idea how this guy even became boyfriend girlfriend with this fucking psycho But all I'm saying is that brother I am glad you out of that shit Uh Dustin

Ain't that your girlfriend's brother or your ex? Oh shit Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. That's right, motherfucker, destroying somebody's private property. That'll show them that they were a shit X. Anyways, I feel like I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.