Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 57
Episode Date: November 21, 2025*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 57 ...
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How does the mirror know what she's doing behind the towel?
You see me?
Yeah.
Can the mirror see my head moving?
Yeah.
How does the mirror know what I'm doing if I've got it covered?
Alright people what's up.
Today I discovered the dumbest trend on TikTok.
Now audience, the subject of today's video is stupid people doing stupid shit.
And today's TikTok trend is definitely no exception.
If you guys are just now figuring out what the mirror TikTok trend is, then you are not a little bit.
is, then you are not alone. I just found out about this TikTok trend maybe a couple days ago
from my uncle. I got a call from him a couple days ago and he was like, holy shit, Rith, you gotta see
this. And he was showing me exactly what you are seeing right now on my FaceTime call. And he was like,
dude, you have got to try this. This is some freaky weird shit. And of course, because he's my
uncle, I have to be nice to him and I was saying, yeah, I got to totally try that. But in my head,
I was thinking this motherfucker stupid.
Anyways, after I hung up the FaceTime call with him,
I went upstairs not to my mirror, but to this video here.
I had to document the dumb people that actually think this shit is actually insane.
Because, well, it's just an optical illusion, ladies and gentlemen.
It's not that fucking difficult to understand.
Let's begin.
How does the mirror know what she's doing behind the towel?
Watch this.
How's the mirror no?
How does it know?
Yeah, so as you guys can see, we are dealing with
some very intelligent people here.
But anyways, before we actually begin reacting,
I do have a confession to make.
I didn't actually source these videos from TikTok.
I got them from fucking Facebook.
It really do be on Facebook.
We see the dumbest motherfuckers on planet Earth.
This girl is making the face like she just discovered sliced fucking bread.
How does the mirror know, guys?
These two fucking brain cells are acting like they just discovered
Fire. Holy shit audience. What the fuck is going on on Facebook nowadays? Holy hell.
Mirrors or portals?
Mirrors are portals, I swear.
Oh you motherfuckers need to know is that you put sand in a furnace and you get glass.
Even the 10-year-olds that play Minecraft are able to figure this shit out.
I'm blocked. How does the mirror know?
Let me know what you think in the comments. Stay weird.
I really hate to keep repeating this absolute redundant point, but this shit is shocking to me that these people
can't figure out that it's an optical illusion.
You guys are looking at the camera like you're fucking Einstein,
thinking you just figured out some underground Illuminati bullshit,
when all you're doing is showing some elementary school science experiment shit.
Why the fuck are people not shocked whenever they do their skin care in the mirror?
Your hands are covering your face as they're doing skin care.
Why aren't you freaking out about that?
Personally, I think it would be even more weird if the camera cut off your body.
But we've gotten to a point in society where we're shocked when a,
mirror is doing what a fucking mirror does.
Society is fucking retarded.
Oh my God.
How does the covered mirror know what he's doing?
Bro, what the fuck are these people getting on Facebook and doing this shit?
I swear, these motherfuckers that we're seeing in the video look like the type of customers
I'd see in a fucking Walmart.
Ladies and gentlemen, you see some of the weirdest looking fucking people inside of Walmart.
I swear.
Every single person we've seen so far in this video looks like somebody you'd see in fucking Walmart.
these motherfuckers are like sub 50 IQ dumbasses that think that they just discovered fire.
Guys, look at me. Look what I've fucking discovered.
Audience, this is the product of somebody that just scrolls on TikTok all day, every day.
This is the product you get after doing so, ladies and gentlemen.
Do you want to look like this fucking guy?
Someone please explain in the comments.
Well, Mr. Dumbass, it's actually very fucking simple.
Just like your eyeballs, when you see things at an angle, you can actually
see shit that you didn't see before. Wow, ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure that I just blew all of your
fucking minds. Okay, but seriously, I don't know why people are shocked about this. I cannot
configure any other sentences to make this more simple. It is a mirror doing what a mirror does. Why are
people shocked? Dude, you're fucking stupid.
Here, no, this.
Get the words.
No, it gets the blue.
Yep, now it gets the words.
What does it say?
Check out what Ibuproven.
Okay, I can cut these kids a little bit of slack because they're kids, but you cannot ignore how fucking scared they sound in the video.
Oh my gosh, there's the words.
There's the words.
What is it saying?
Ibuprofen.
Woo!
So shocking!
I swear this trend is weeding out so many dumb people.
Yeah.
Can the mirror see my head moving?
Yeah.
How does the mirror know what I'm doing if I've got it covered?
I have no idea, lady.
I don't know how the fuck the mirror knows what you're doing.
I think the government's spying on you.
I guarantee this is what this lady's probably thinking right now.
How does the mirror know the math fucking head?
Lady, the mirror isn't anything.
It's just mirroring, you fucking idiot.
The mirror is inanimate.
I don't know nothing.
How can you see what my head is doing on the other side if I've got this up and
Because I can say your reflection?
How can the, how does the mirror...
Dude, the guy just said, I can see your reflection and she starts frothing at the fucking mouth.
My reflection, but...
P-p-p-p-proposterous, motherfucker, motherfucker, how?
The mirror is showing my reflection, but I have the towel in front of me.
This lady is having her mind blown in real time over the dumbest shit I've ever fucking seen.
I know what I'm doing on the other side.
The mirror doesn't know what you're doing on the other side.
Is it showing what I'm doing on the other side?
There's a camera in the mirror.
Audience, I think the child in this video is such a fucking genius.
You're right, little Timmy.
I think there is a camera inside of the fucking mirror.
We are now at a point in society where country hick women are beefing with the fucking bathroom mirror.
2025 is a completely unprecedented year.
You see me on the other side of this mirror?
I can.
But how can you see it if this thing is up in front of me?
It's counter reflection.
How? I'm covered. How can the mirror show it?
You're covering your part, but I can say on the upside, I can say the other part.
I can say stuff that you can't see.
So is that how the mirror is showing?
I don't know what you're talking about.
The mirror is a mirror.
How does the mirror know? How if I'm covered?
Dude, this lady is genuinely losing her fucking mind right now.
Out of everybody that we've reacted to so far, this lady is actually having a midlife crisis,
as we speak. This dude telling the lady that the mirror is reflecting her reflection is completely
blowing her mind. Why aren't women shocked whenever they're brushing their hair and the comb is covering
their hair? Why are they not shocked that they still see their hair as they're fucking brushing it?
This makes no sense. Why are we choosing to beef with a mirror today? Did everybody just become
sub 50 IQ overnight? Guys, it fucking hurts seeing this lady struggle to figure out what's going on.
thought that we were smarter than this, ladies and gentlemen, we should be able to figure this shit out.
Imagine I published this video and you guys also can't figure out how exactly their reflection is showing their reflection.
I think at that point I'm just going to delete my YouTube channel.
Everybody's a fucking dumb ass at this point.
I think I would be the only remaining smart person on planet Earth.
Let's see if this is a cat or I'm going to have to get slapped.
Dude, never say that again in your fucking life.
Listen, I understand that you're an influencer and you have to have funny catchphrase.
and shit like that. But if you're gonna have a catchphrase like that, then please delete your entire fucking career today.
Out over the mirror.
Wait, what?
How did it... wait, what?
How'd that even impossible?
I guess it's time to get slapped.
Okay, so now we're causing ourselves physical harm and slapping ourselves in the fucking face because we're standing in front of a mirror.
I think it's time to conclude the video.
video. Huddy and subscribe to the channel for more dumb TikTok trends. With that being said,
I'll catch you guys. Later. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress
like a total slut. You give me your best. You keep going.
All right, people, what's up? These Disney adults on TikTok have reached a new low.
Now, audience, the subject of today's video is plus size parkhoppers. By the way, yes, this is in fact
Part 3 on Plus Size Park Hoppers.
You guys absolutely love these videos, and the catalog that these people have is fucking
endless.
Anyways, today, Plus Size Park Hoppers decided to go to the gym.
They provided us some behind-the-scenes footage of their epic cinematic fucking TikToks.
And they were also discussing how they have fucking chub rub and that their sexiest fucking Disney.
Yeah, I don't know who the fuck lied to them, but let's see.
You ever wanted to wear shorts or a skirt to Disney World, but you were afraid of your legs chafed?
No, lady, in fact, I have never been to Disneyland and worried about my legs chafing.
Hey, everyone, we're plus-sized park hoppers and we range in sizes from 2x to 5x.
Nothing puts a damper on your Disney vacation like having to walk around the parks with chubb.
You know, it's pretty fucking ironic that out of all people, they're the ones that are trying to emulate walking like fucking penguins.
Trust me, lady, you're not imitating shit.
You're just exaggerating what you already do.
Luckily, we haven't had to since we started using Dr. Frederick's original...
Wait, what, what, what I do.
I lift your fucking skirt. I have the video paused right now. I don't know what the fuck is under her skirt.
I'm probably gonna see something that looks like a muffin' terraria boss. I'm sorry lady. I'm not trying to see your wall of flesh.
Better body balm. We've been using it for our last few trips and we've fallen in love with it.
Get it guys. They fucking fell.
It's all natural ingredients like beeswax and carnava wax are safer sensitive skin and free of paravins and sulfates.
We love to wear short skirts and dresses while we're in the parks.
Listen, I get that you want to wear shorts and skirts while you're at Disneyland because it's pretty fucking hot.
It's so fucking hot in California, half the state burned down.
And then Florida is just Florida.
I fucking hate it here.
But listen, you guys wearing shorts and skirts, we're not trying to see that shit.
You motherfuckers can go to Abercrombie and Fitch and get some linen pants, please.
Listen, I know most guys fantasized about women without their clothes on.
For me, it's the opposite.
I fantasized about the day you put a shirt on.
Dr. Frederick's original Better Body Bomb helps us to be cute and comfy on the go.
Wait a minute.
Us?
Cute?
Who the fuck is us?
I've never had chafing cheeks in my fucking life.
You guys are willing to buy every product in the book to support your plus size?
Then actually going to the gym and lifting dumbbells for 20 fucking minutes a day.
Bro, that is so tragic.
We only have to reapply a few times throughout the day and it's super easy to do.
It comes in a very convenient stick form so we can just rub it on the areas that we can.
We think my chase.
Okay, respectfully, can you guys, like, stop filming up your skirt?
As I'm watching this shit, I feel like I'm cheating on my girlfriend.
And this is not the type of woman I would go to to cheat with.
This would be my last resort, two cases of beer deep.
And even then, I would still have some cognitive function.
And you're good to go.
No need to even get your hands messy.
It's compact and has become a staple in all of our park bags.
It's also water resistant, which makes it great for the water park
when you spend the whole day walking around in a bathing suit.
There is no fucking way you actually got in a bathing suit and went to the kitty water parks to play with each other.
You guys really are mentally 11 years old.
I think I stopped giving a fuck about Disney once I turned 12 years old.
Like seriously, when I turned 12 years old, the bunny was out of the fucking fedora.
Santa wasn't real.
I just sat on some random pedophiles lap.
The Easter bunny was just some furry that got bummed at FurryCon.
And Mickey Mouse wasn't Mickey Mouse.
It was some sweaty pimple face ass wipe looking teenager.
And ever since then, ladies and gentlemen, life went downhill.
And that's when the Rith YouTube channel was made.
What the fuck?
Bro, has it really been that long since you've been on a fucking treadmill?
Well, first off, I'm just surprised that you actually own one.
I would have thought that if you interacted with fitness equipment,
you would get a fucking allergic reaction.
But listen, I appreciate the plus-size par coppers getting in shape.
But bro, you gotta practice on that treadmill.
That performance was fucking ass.
Hey, everyone, we're plus-size park hoppers, and we range in sizes from 2x to 5x.
Anyone who goes to Disney World knows that good footwear is crucial.
Yeah, if you want footwear at Disneyland, just wear the Adolf Dripler V-2s.
Whatever opinions you guys have about Kanye, the Adolf Dripler v2s, they're pretty fucking comfortable.
That's why today I'm comparing Hokas and Brooks.
Before we get into this video, make sure you follow us for plus-size Disney trips and tricks.
Listen, I'm gonna be completely and totally honest.
I couldn't give a solitary shit about your tips and tricks.
So far, you advertised to me some anti-cheek-chafing rub.
And now you're trying to advertise to me some shitty-ass hokas?
Bro, these products you're advertising are fucking mid.
Bro, give me some real shit.
In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut
and no other girls can say anything about it.
Listen, YouTube, I'm not the one that's saying it,
but they're apparently saying that they look like a slut looking like this.
Who's gonna tell them audience?
I can't say it because it's YouTube, but who the fuck's gonna tell them?
Do that again?
Bro, these behind the scenes videos are so fucking garbage.
Then again, audience, I can't say that my behind the scenes footage is any better.
Here's some behind the scenes Rith footage from over a year ago.
Not usually I don't do this, but uh, go ahead and break them off with a little previews
of the remit.
Yes, that was in fact R Kelly.
I probably just lost 10 million aura for showing you guys that that's.
shit wait a minute so you guys actually spent an afternoon trying to do just this video bro the
tic-tok you guys are doing wasn't even that difficult how the fuck did you take that long the video
you're doing is literally taking four steps forward in doing a Mario emo well to be fair walking
is probably a little bit too difficult for you guys but seriously dude it took you that long to
do one clip and the thing is the final products you guys put out you guys are still not doing the
right when you guys are walking mrs 5xel has the fucking motorboat her way into the screen
like holy shit here's we'll be eating a day at disney world as five plus five plus five best
friends we started in animal kingdom what in the fuck are you guys eating did you guys get a deluxe
order of Maui's rupture chocolate cheerio I'm not even gonna ask what that white shit is
sarah and diana shared the colossal cinnamon roll this is one of their favorites
the Ashley and Katie started with the coconut cold brew from Cusufuri it is so good I got
the marinated chicken flatbread from Kusufuri and Ashley got the one with pork. Mine was a little too
spicy for me so I just ate my chips and gave the flatbread to Michael. He's the best. Katie got a breakfast
doughlet from Tamu, Tamu refreshments, which melted very quickly because it was so hot. And Sarah got a
dollop float from the same place. Later on in the day, I was thirsty for ice cream, so we got
old-fashioned hot fudge sunda from Dino Bight snacks. I got chocolate. You know, as I'm listening
throughout this entire video, I have not heard the word water. You guys are clearly overdosing on
sodium and sugar, but where's the water? Where's the fucking ballots in all of this?
Aren't you guys about helping people at Disneyland? Well, how about help people not get
fucking diabetes? I think it's time to conclude. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel
for a part four on plus-size bar coppers. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.
Hey, this is my broskies. I gotta bounce. Bounce on your boys dick. All right, people, what's up?
Today we're checking out more of the weirdest Roblox TikToks. I cannot believe it. Okay, so to any,
in the audience that does art, I just wanted to let you know that your art actually has value.
Don't devalue and degrade yourself by drawing random Roblox couples.
They don't deserve this shit.
They don't deserve praise.
And I sincerely apologize if you're drawing a Roblox couple to begin with, I feel like that
just degrades your art.
And because of that, I don't think anybody should commission you for as long as you live.
Because you drew this shit.
I really hope this isn't the same person from before.
Like, motherfucker, why aren't you putting your talent?
to something way more productive.
You could be doing commissions or maybe an art sale,
but no, you're making fucking Roblox couples on digital art.
How does this person not see that as a waste of fucking time?
I feel like if I wrote a five-page suicide note
that would still be more productive than drawing Roblox couples,
I would rather end doing anything else in my entire life
than giving the possible chance of drawing another couple.
I know, I know, I'm so humble.
You know, I would have actually agreed with this.
But the thing is that you guys have yet to know what you guys look
like in real life, that's why you aren't even using real pictures of yourself?
If that were the case, you would have used actual photos of yourself?
And why are you e-dating at 15 and 16 years old on Roblox?
Audience, did you know that these motherfuckers can drive?
But instead, they're e-dating on a video game.
This just makes me feel very insecure on the road.
Holy shit, we just witnessed a breakup in Roblox.
Oh my gosh.
If I'm going to keep it a buck, it was probably for the best.
Even though two people in this video are still e-dating.
maybe it could provoke the third one to stop fucking being a loser.
And maybe she'll realize, hmm, maybe if I got some dick, IRL, maybe that'd be better.
Eh, who knows? Probably not.
I'm about to fucking throw up.
I know this is so cliche to say, but go outside.
Not fucking in roadblocks, but go outside your house.
And that's me saying it.
I make two videos daily.
I'm a true house hermit and I'm saying this.
But if you really want to unlock the true meaning of your life, just walk outside.
Trust me, you'll never turn back.
Unless you're a YouTuber.
because you have to make a living, so.
This video is already daunting to begin with.
Listen, if you're doing any TikTok couple trend,
you're already one foot in the grave,
but doing the trend in the amount of cringe we're about to witness.
Oh, that's fucking endless.
And with the addition of it being Roblox TikTok,
I will not put it past us,
that it's going to be fucking awful.
I'm sorry I couldn't play the original song in the TikTok,
but it was some fine fucking literature.
It was a symphony of angels,
a harmonious tone to my fucking eardrums.
I'm just kidding. It was an absolute travesty.
I'd rather put my ass cork in my fucking ear so I can never hear that shit again.
I think there's a point in somebody's life where you can commit a certain amount of cringe
to where you should be banished off the fucking internet.
Actually, no, no, no, no, no, just the earth.
I think we're at that point.
I feel like this person needs to be publicly executed for their cringe.
Listen, all I'm gonna say is if you're gonna dress up like a zoo animal,
I'm gonna throw you in a fucking zoo.
If you're gonna act like a zoo animal, I'm gonna treat you like a fucking zoo animal.
You unhygenic little shit, never going to go.
going outside, talking a women looking ass, you never do it.
You are a pussy.
I'll get to you in a fucking minute.
Fuck you.
Yeah, I don't really have anything to say about the girl.
You're just a loser.
I just want to point out, in the midst of all these e-dating videos,
remember, these two people think that they're the one.
Just let that shit sink in for a second.
Somebody that you've never met in your entire life,
you think that they're the fucking one.
The soulmate, the twin fucking flame.
It's really a sad reality we live in.
There's almost 8 billion people that's on planet Earth,
and there's somebody for everybody.
But for the majority of these people, oh God almighty, it will be a mystery.
Alex will beat me...
No, he fucking won't.
How do you expect somebody to beat my fucking ass
when there's already five bullet holes in his chest?
All I got to do is throw rubbing alcohol on his fucking body,
and he's going to die.
I also love your avatar. You suited so well, you fucking clown.
This is a direct message to whoever made this TikTok.
You are far away from qualifying his parents.
I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear the ands ifs or buts. I don't give a shit.
I don't want you coming back to me crying.
Oh, Reth was right. I should have got fucking pregnant at 13.
Hey, what can I say? I've never been wrong.
I've always been right my entire life.
Gee, I couldn't believe.
Shottie got me nothing got me wanted to cream.
What the fuck?
I don't know what D.H. means. I'm assuming it means dark-haired.
But I'm not quite sure if this man is either desperate or necrophilic.
Apparently, you want to nut and fucking cream your pants because a girl gets mad at you for killing her.
Truly, what is the world come to?
Anybody gets turned on from anything nowadays.
I can trim my fucking toenails and a guy's gonna get rock hard over it.
Fucking pervert.
Please, I gotta bounce.
Bounce on your poised.
What? Why? What?
What's the fucking purpose of this shit?
I am truly losing my mind.
I've made arguably over 30 Roblox videos, and there's always going to be something new that
blows my socks off.
But this is something new, writing somebody's name on your cock.
That, that's a new one.
I am a singer who's probably gonna sing again.
No, fucking.
So let me get this straight.
You acknowledge the problem, and you do not want to fix it, and yet you're just going to
continue to embrace it.
What a horrible mindset.
I truthfully feel like my videos for these e-daters on Roblox can truly be therapeutic in a way
because I'm pointing out the wrongs in their life and leading them into the right direction.
But when it comes to people like this, you acknowledge the problem, you know what's a problem.
But with the info you know, you're going to continue being a shithead in dating every single guy
that you're never going to meet on the internet.
What a horrible mindset.
I hope you never come across your soulmate ever.
But anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today.
Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah?
Subscribe.
Mio, meo, meo.
Alright, people, what's up?
The most disturbing BrainRod YouTuber got even worse.
Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Rico Animations.
I made a video about this guy roughly four months ago, and you guys really liked the video.
This dude will animate anything ranging from Drake clapping a baby's ass cheeks to animating a sperm.
inside of a bitch's ass.
Anyways, this dude has posted a lot more videos since then,
so we're gonna check him out.
Oh, what?
Yeah, nice stream, bro.
Can you do this?
Can you do this?
Listen, I know this video might be a little weird for the ladies,
but I did explain.
We are not concerned with how many streams of piss
we can do by a lake.
This is why there are dividers between the urnals.
We are not concerned on how talented we are when we piss.
I just had to clear the boys' names.
name of the piss allegations, all right?
We don't actually do this.
Damn, bro.
Can you do this?
What?
You know, one of my classmates told me that they tried this one time.
I want to name drop them so bad because they're just fucking weird.
But anyways, my classmate genuinely tried to do this in the shower, and yeah, he golden
showered his fucking ass.
And for anybody that is curious watching this video and now wants to try this technique,
don't do it, bro.
Learn from my classmates' mistake.
I know you don't want to taste your own bud like.
going down your esophagus. It's fucking nasty.
Check this one out.
Dude, that's got to be a record, dude.
Yeah, respect no, bro.
I should have fucking known they swung that way.
I told you ladies that most guys don't do this together.
I don't do this with my other guy friends,
because first off, I don't want to fucking embarrass anybody.
This shit is like two feet long. It looks like the Alaskan bullworm.
And my friends are probably rocking this crooked pathetic shit.
But anyways, even past that, we don't do this in front of each other.
standing next to another man and your night crawler is exposed to him you're gay bro i'm sorry it's
fucking gay listen you lost four hundred dollars of your mother's money she beats your ass then your
dad beats your ass then you go to your room and on top of your bed you find a four hundred
dollars do you give you back no bro why would you ever give back the money just like somebody
they dose to jail for speeding on a highway you paid for the crime if your mama and daddy
beat your ass and then you find the $400.
You paid for the crime home boy.
You're getting that $400 bucks.
I mean, look at his face.
He looks like that old fucker from Gravity Falls.
And you're telling me if I look like that,
I'm going to give back $400 to my mom.
Get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, I'm sure a good portion if my audience can relate to this video.
Listen, it doesn't matter how old you are,
you can still relate to this video at any age.
Even when I got older,
sometimes when I turn off the lights,
I would get fucking scared.
And for some reason, I would run like I'm fucking I show speed to my bedroom, even though I had no idea what the fuck could have been behind me.
But for some reason, when I turn off the light, my flight or flight reaction gets enabled.
That's really how I be whenever I finally get to my bedroom.
I'm just leaning on the door with the door closed.
I'm like, oh God, thank fuck I made it.
I seriously don't know why I freak the fuck out when I turn off the lights.
Like, what am I running from?
EDP fucking Diddy?
That was so relatable.
Everyone liked the video if the boogeyman rearranged your ass like an animal crossing house
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we're all missing a crucial detail in this video
Yeah, he's in a hospital for a car accident
He's been in a coma for 10 years
But why did his ass hurt?
Audience, you tell me why the doctor gave the side eye like that
I think this motherfucker's been molesting him for the last 10 years while he's been asleep
That's crazy that a man had to get his nut in for a dude that was unconscious for 10 years
Wait a minute, if it was for 10 years then how old was this?
this guy when he got into car accident.
Oh, fuck, I think Diddy got a doctorate.
This is so fucking facts.
Listen, I got boys and girls that watch my videos, all right?
I'm sure that even the girls can confirm to me that the guys do this shit.
You guys got your 100,000 makeup products and your skin care and your hair care, all that
bullshit.
Us guys, we're just rocking the motherfucking SpongeBob 101.
Can you tell me why the boys look like Gigacet and the girls look like the fucking tree
witch from Adventure Time. It's not a coincidence, ladies. The SpongeBob 101 is actually the meta.
Y'all should give it a try one time. Ha! Look, it's my ex-girlfriend. Ugly ass motherfucker.
Mio. Mio. Mio. All right, buddy. For the record, everybody know that cat is not me. I in fact
do not get bitches. I do not have game like that. Listen, I can't just do a little wow-wow in the
bitches get their fucking ass up for me. Unfortunately, I don't have that type of risk. But at the end of
The day fellas, game is game.
Yo, too touchy, so I will be gone for two weeks and stop saying,
P-S-P-P-S, it's stupid.
POV, you're a cat owner.
Holy shit.
Listen, I know that my avatar is a cat, but I don't know how motherfuck is like cats.
Dogs are so much better, ladies and gentlemen.
And that's coming from me, and my avatar is Bob.
If I'm saying it, then yeah, cats are fucking stupid.
For the record, everybody, I can totally relate to this video.
I just picked up another car like three months ago.
I already dropped like 10 grand worth of mods in this fucking thing.
And as soon as I bring it home, a fucking bird just shitted all over it.
The anger in my veins, ladies and gentlemen, was unmatched.
I wanted to kill every fucking bird on the face of the planet.
I was basically Hitler, but for birds.
This audience is an accurate depiction of what I will do.
If a bird ever dares to shit on my car ever again,
I will get my very hairy Portuguese ass.
I will climb up that tree and shit
all over Mother Bird in its fucking birdlings.
Don't fuck with me, Pidgey.
Two steps ahead.
All right, buddy, I am convinced that you are a fucking psychopath,
but I can't say he's wrong.
He is technically two steps ahead.
It's a fact I don't want to admit, but it's true.
Anyways, audience, subscribe for a part three of Rico animations.
With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.
Right, people, what's up?
Today I discovered another BrainRot animation YouTuber.
Now, audience, the subject of today's video is bang, bang,
animations. To be honest, whenever I first saw this YouTuber's name, I thought it said
Bang Bros Animations, which, uh, even if I thought it was Bang Bros Animations, the videos would
actually reinforce that theory. You'll see what I mean later on. But to be honest, if you're
looking for a Rico Animations clone that just looks fucking colorized, then yeah, this is definitely
the channel for you. Let's begin. Wait, before we do this, I gotta tell you something. What's
though? Bro, not even five seconds into the
the video and we already got our boy getting click baited.
Also, I really just have to appreciate the animation quality here.
Before this dude got absolutely clickbaited and she or him took off her fucking
pannies, she didn't even have the leg hair before she took off the pants.
Like, bro, you didn't notice your girl's leg hair before she took off her pants?
At this point, man, I think you were just fucking asking for it.
Listen, buddy, I have no idea who you are, but what kind of life decisions line up to this moment here?
Parents that raised this man probably thought that his son was going to be a doctor, a lawyer, finding the cure to cancer.
But nope, all of his life decisions led up to the moment of him getting bummed by a fucking wookie.
This man's skinny spaghetti little legs are tooting his ass for the wrong reason.
It's bigger than mine.
Hell yeah, I'm fucking proud of it.
And the rest of this video was history.
Listen, audience, if you ever find yourself in this situation, you really only have two options.
Either A, your sexuality is changing right then and there and you just accept your fate.
Two, you're beating a mufucka's ass.
As for me, ladies and gentlemen, I think I would have to choose option two.
I am not going to tell a gay man, I poop big turd.
Listen, I don't know what's up with these animation channels and mosquitoes just getting fucking banged.
But we really need to address that right now.
Rico animations, daybreak animations, bang bang animations.
Why do you all have one thing in common where mosquitoes just get fucking rearranged?
Is this like a thing that I'm not aware of?
Are mosquitoes just really that attractive or something?
I'm looking at one right now, bang, bang animations, and I don't feel anything.
Audience, do you?
Are you the sick motherfuckers that like mosquitoes?
I can't say shit.
I'm allergic to mosquitoes.
I don't know why this is a new sexuality, but it needs to fucking stop today.
Oh, he's just spanking the mosquito.
I really thought that he was doing something else.
I mean, I guess it is the lesser evil of the two sins.
But still, whenever I kill a mosquito, my first thought.
is not the fucking spanking.
And I don't know why this sick fucker is liking it too.
This dude is biting his bottom lip.
He's cutting off the circulation of his fucking mouth.
Mosquitoes are not that attractive, man.
Oh my god.
I am so tired.
I just want to die.
I hope a depraiser.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Ladies and gentlemen, why does this almost look like every single Gen Z parent?
I already know that Generation Z and Gen Alpha is going to be the most terrible fucking parents of all time.
of all time. Our generations already have zero self-control and everybody's a fucking dumbass.
But I am almost certain that this is what the average gen Alpha Parenthood household's going to be
like. A bunch of dumbass kids that look like a Mount Nourish Cayu shitting themselves everywhere.
And all the parents are going to be depressed and hooked on Nitrus.
I would not be surprised if this is what the average gen Alpha Parenthood household's going to look like.
I'm saying it now, some of you guys are going to be terrible fucking parents.
Holy shit, this is like my day in a life as a YouTuber.
You guys see how consistent I've been on YouTube recently.
I made a promise to you guys that I am not leaving this fucking bedroom until I upload every other day on YouTube.
And if there was a secret security camera in my bedroom and you guys monitored how I was throughout my day,
this is just about what you guys would be seeing.
I currently look like shit, I smell like shit.
My breath smells like I had a hard makeout session with that vegan teacher.
But I'll tell you, one thing's for you.
One thing's for certain, I've been pumping out that content.
You fucking know it.
This is exactly what I look like day to day, ladies and gentlemen.
I may look, smell, and feel like shit, but you guys still get a video every other day.
Bro, this is like every single dude at the fucking gym, at least once in his lifetime.
Listen, audience, if you're interested in going to the gym or anything of the sort,
I sincerely recommend you do not have any coffee or any spicy food before you go.
If you do, I'm afraid to say that you might be subject to this motherfucker here.
Last thing you want to do is be hitting the deadlifts and you fucking shit your pants.
Thankfully, I haven't done it yet throughout my gym career, but it's gonna happen eventually.
Sometimes hitting the PR of 500 pounds is gonna be worth it.
Just kidding, but seriously, do not have coffee or spicy food before you go to the gym.
Save yourself the embarrassment.
God, what is that?
Listen, man, you really just have to pay attention to the
the fucking details of what's going on here.
Not only did he shit his pants on doing the deadlift,
but what the fuck is he doing now?
Is he pissing out of his ass?
This really is the only type of shit that you would see
on a Rico animations clone.
Rico is already over the top with the whole shit jokes.
But this man really just wanted to add the fucking chocolate sprinkles
on top of the pig shit and make that happen.
It's pretty overkill for a shit joke,
but I mean, go off, Queen.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Listen, I get this whole video was supposed to be for shock factor, but why the fuck did the shit have to say hi?
Was this like the final chance for a punchline to make all the little kids laugh at the video?
None of this shit, and the entire video makes sense.
And I mean, granted, it's not supposed to make sense, but why the fuck you have to add that?
At this point, you're just reaching at the fucking wall for any sort of reason to get a little kid to laugh at this video.
This YouTube channel is Rico animations, but they're trying way too.
hard.
As I said before, what the hell is with these animation channels and mosquitoes?
There is a significant problem with animation channels and mosquitoes getting fucking banged.
I'm not even going to talk about the design of this mosquito in the video because, well,
YouTube is probably going to strike my video over something so fucking stupid.
But you guys see the design of the mosquito?
Why the fuck is any of this necessary?
You could have done anything else to indicate that this was a female mosquito?
So why did you have to make 80% of the fucking body mass of the mosquito that?
It just seems kind of unneeded bang-bang animations.
But either way, you have a serious problem with mosquitoes and animations.
You seriously need to reconsider what the fuck you're animating.
Because the obsession with mosquitoes, man, it's kind of getting weird.
Listen, I don't really have much to say about this video
because we already checked out a variant of this same video before.
But I just want you guys to recognize that this YouTube channel paid somebody to animate that.
For an animation like this, this probably cost it about $150.
So I want you to know that while your parents are at their full-time job making $150 a day,
this YouTube channel just paid that in cash for an animation like this.
Have you lost your faith in humanity yet?
If you haven't, this shit'll take the cake.
Uh-oh. Stinky.
Uh-oh. Stinky.
Yo, why does SpongeBob look kind of...
Yeah, uh, I think it's time to conclude the video.
How do you subscribe to the channel if you would like a part to about specifically bang bang animations?
With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.
I need to stabilize him now.
Hold on, Dad. You can make it.
Who the fuck made this shit?
I love...
Dad!
Dad!
No, no, no, please!
Holy shit, dude.
Back away from the microphone.
No, no, no, no!
Please!
I am, oh, fucka, shut up.
All right, people, what's up?
This Roblox YouTuber died recording.
Well, well, kind of.
His dad's dying wish, a Roblox movie by Shane plays.
If I remember my previous videos I made about this guy,
oh, this video's going to be fucking amazing.
Out of the way.
We're losing him.
We need to stabilize him now.
Hold on, Dad.
You can make it.
I know this already played in the intro,
but dude, what the fuck is this voice acting?
No, dad.
No, you can make it.
Listen, buddy, I know your dad is fucking dying in front of you.
But damn, dude, you might want to check your fucking throat cancer before you worry about your dad.
I'm here, Dad.
I'm right here.
No offense, but like, what the fuck are you going to do to save him?
If this man is on the brink of death, it doesn't matter how many family members are at your side.
It doesn't change the fact that you're about to die in literally 15 minutes.
This dude is really telling his dad.
Oh, don't worry.
I'm going to be right here, Dad.
Don't you worry.
Bro, if shit hit the fan, you ain't going to do nothing.
I don't make it.
I have one way.
What? What are you talking about? It's not your time to go.
Do this for me, son. I want our family to be together.
The brother and sister will need you now more than ever.
We need help here! This isn't looking good!
Nurse!
Just stay with me, Dad, just please. Everything's gonna be okay?
I love...
Dad!
Dad!
No, no, no, please!
Holy shit! This dude is so close to the microphone, I can smell his dinner from yesterday.
And that's not even mentioning how sh-y the microphone it's...
itself is. This dude's microphone is probably some shi AKG the same microphone Tommy in it has.
Shane, your channel has 2 million subscribers. Get a better microphone. Oh no, he lost him. I'm sorry,
but you have to leave. We need the room. Oh, I can't just leave him.
Leave now.
Holy shit. Bro, somebody called the UFC. This doctor is fucking insane. If you don't listen to this
doctor's orders, oh, he's gonna beat your fucking ass. I mean, to be fair, this little
shit kind of deserved it. If your dad just fucking passed
away and your doctor is saying, hey, we need the room.
We need to revive his ass.
There shouldn't be any objecting to that whatsoever.
Leave the fucking room.
Like, seriously, get your main character bitch ass out of the room.
They got shit to do.
No.
Dad.
I promise, Dad.
I promise.
Wait a second.
So what are you promising?
At this point, this dude is just talking to the demons in his head.
Dad, I promise.
I promise.
Like, dude, get off of your fucking Joker arc.
Maybe they brought him back.
Maybe he made it.
Doctors, they save people all the time, right?
Yeah, he's definitely on his Joker arc.
Rose pacing back and forth with this fucking hands crossed behind his back.
Bro, I swear this man's about to shoot up the fucking hospital.
Come on, come on.
Ben, I have some bad news.
No.
No, please.
You have to save him.
You have to just do something.
I'm sorry, Ben.
Despite our efforts, we couldn't bring him back.
He's gone.
You had one job to do.
Okay, little shit.
Let me go ahead and talk.
you something you had one order to go leave the room after he told you maybe if you
would have left the room five seconds prior they could have saved his ass don't you
give me that shit of oh you had one fucking job bro you cannot be serious is this guy
fucking me you couldn't save him what kind of doctor are you a great one but
that's it I'm a doctor not a magician sometimes no matter how hard we try
situations are out of our control so what am I supposed to do now just just move on
with my life. Yes, move on. Your dad is
fucking dead, you piece of shit. He was my
dad. How could you tell me just to deal
with that? I don't know, Ben. You're an adult.
Figure it out. Like I said, your dad is
dead. Deal with it.
Holy fuck. I was making a joke
earlier, but dude, this doctor is being
serious. Yeah, we couldn't revive your dad.
Fuck you. Deal with it. He's dead.
Bro, I swear Dr. Colonel
Sanders is the most savage doctor
I've ever seen. I need everybody to
comment the word savage. Wow.
I have to be strong. I have
to take care of everything now.
Bro,'s acting like he has the responsibility of fucking Jeff Bezos now.
Oh God, society weighs on my chest.
What the fuck am I gonna do?
Bro, it's literally just paying a few fucking bills.
I've never planned a funeral before.
How do people do this?
Well, you see, planning a funeral is not exactly something you're supposed to be good at.
Like, if I was planning a funeral, I'm not gonna be like, oh, my uncle Rick is really good at planning a fucking funeral for all my family members passing away.
I have got to call Uncle Rick.
This mufuck is getting bent out of shape because he doesn't know how to cremate his dad.
That's crazy.
Okay.
I have to figure out what to bury dad in.
I think he looked best in his blue suit.
And maybe the gold tie?
I got him for Christmas.
Bro, why the fuck did you buy your dad a tie for Christmas?
If I'm thinking about getting my dad something for Christmas,
the last thing on my mind is a yellow fucking tie.
You could have bought him a shirt, a hoodie, maybe some sort of gag gift.
But no, you need a $50 fucking ribbon.
What was that?
Where is it?
Brad, what the heck are you doing here?
Wait, are you trying to steal from Dad?
I just want some things, that's all.
It's not like he needs this stuff anymore.
Finally, somebody with some common sense.
Wow, that's low, Brad.
Even for you.
Hey, bro, Daddy's gone.
Why the fuck does he need his belongings now?
First thing I would do is take that yellow tie and put it in the trash can.
Shut up, Ben.
You're always so perfect.
You know what?
It's your fault.
He's dead.
Whoa.
Oh, okay, motherfucker.
That's a little too far.
What did you say?
No, it isn't.
I did everything I could to save him.
You should have done more.
You should have saved him.
Brad, that is not fair.
You just don't get it, do you?
You're a dad's favorite.
Always so perfect.
Yeah, this guy definitely lost me
after he said, yeah,
you're the reason dad fucking died.
Listen, when you said you wanted to take daddy's belongings,
I was on board.
His yellow tie, the fucking TV remote
he always sits his fat ass on.
Sure.
can take it. But putting the old man's death
on his son, that's a little crazy.
It was Dad's dying wish that we
stick together as a family.
You, me, and
Bella. Yeah, good luck with that.
I want nothing to do with you, Mr. Perfect.
And Bella wants nothing to do with
either of us. So it looks like you're going to fail
dad one last time. Shut up, Brad.
Make me!
Ah!
Found the Rolex. You're not burying dad with it.
Oh, this for a Rolex?
I mean, hey, listen, ladies and gentlemen,
A Rolex is a lot of money.
Especially when you invest that shit and you try to sell it three years later,
oh, the money's going to be insane.
But breaking your brother's fucking ribs for a watch, uh, that's a little nuts.
Send this man to a mental hospital immediately.
It's mine now.
Dad, you really had a tough final wish, didn't you?
I mean, to be fair, it was his dying wish after all.
This man thinks he can unify the family after there's a fresh corpse in the hospital with their last name on it.
Yeah, dude, good luck with that.
It's going to be a watch.
Okay. Here goes nothing. Hi, Bella.
Ew, gross. Did anyone see you out there?
Bro, the stereotypes in this video are so insane.
He got the brat little brother in the baddy rich older sis.
Now I know what the dad meant by his last dying wish.
Holy f*** this is difficult.
No, hello to you too.
I came by to let you know that dad, he passed away, Bella.
Oh man, really? Wow, that's sad.
Holy fuck!
I mean, even though she's being insensitive as f-to-the-whole-to-the-whole-s.
I gotta say she's not affected by anything negative in her life.
I can't say I'm pissed off at her, but damn, she's got nerves of steel.
Yeah, I was with him until the end.
I've got things to do now, so you can go.
You don't even care, do you?
Of course I do.
But if any paparazzi catches me with some random poor loser,
they might think I'm not famous anymore.
Yoss, bitch, fucking talk that talk.
You can't be hanging out with no fear.
Family loser that's wearing Levi jeans.
You guys think I'm joking at this point in the video, but I'm not.
This girl's got things to do.
She's on that grind, and she ain't worried about shit.
Low-key, she has the same mentality as me.
Get over yourself, Bella.
You're my sister.
I have 30 million subscribers on YouTube.
Damn, well, that's one way to make me look like shit.
What do you have?
I don't know.
Compassion, maybe?
Whatever.
You're so judgmental.
Okay, you literally just called him a poor loser.
Which I mean, you are right.
He is a poor fucking loser, but we can't say that.
No, I'm not.
You just got famous and started thinking that you're better than everyone else.
And you even stopped talking to your own family.
Well, I mean, anybody could be a fucking loser.
Listen, I can honestly relate to the sassy, baddie bitch that's talking right now.
When you're at a different stage in life, there's just some people,
fucking average people, that try giving you all this fucking average advice and shit.
It doesn't apply to you.
Your life is simply different than other people's lives,
and their average advice ain't going to help you.
So yeah, in some case.
cases when you're in this type of position,
sometimes you have to associate yourself with other like-minded people in your position.
Now, obviously, being insensitive and not caring about your dad,
okay, that's f*** up.
But to an extent, this girl is kind of right.
Well, I'm definitely not talking to Brad.
He just tries to get me to give him money.
So trudge, honestly.
Bella doesn't have time for a poor family.
Can you stay out of this conversation?
Super tragic and pathetic.
Okay, I don't know who the fuck this is, but he's annoying.
Oh, dude, so trudge.
Shut the fuck up, you.
Dork. Dad's last wish was for us to just be a family again. It's all he's ever wanted.
Look, Ben, you're my brother and all, but I have my own life too. And it's really big.
We all have our own lives, Bella. Just, can we at least try?
Okay, thoughts enough. I'm sick of this loser crying. Get out.
Bella, help one day you'll realize what truly matters. Because all of this doesn't.
Yeah, sounds like some shit a loser would say.
Like, muff, she's probably the reason you and your dad even have a house.
Don't be all butt hurt because she's more successful.
Fucking loser.
Can't believe he's gone.
He was the best dad in the entire world.
I hate you, loser.
What's your deal, Brad?
This is all so stupid.
It's such a waste of time.
I just want to get my part of dad's money and go.
Yeah, facts.
I think I made enough money from this video already.
Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, I think I've seen enough of today's video.
Click the video on screen to watch more.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
Can't wait to meet my girlfriend's family.
Plus, I guard her this brand new car.
Whoa.
It's actually a gift for Gabby.
Stupid car!
Alright people, what's up?
Today we're checking out the craziest Roblox roleplay I've ever seen.
His girlfriend's brother hates him, a Roblox movie by Shane Plays.
Listen, buddy, don't try making a roleplay sound fancy.
This video is Roleplay and you fucking know it.
Oh man, I'm so excited!
I can't wait to meet my girlfriend's family!
Plus, I got her this brand new car!
What, wait, wait!
So you got a girlfriend and you've got a girlfriend and you've got a girlfriend, and you're
You never met her family yet and you just bought her a new fucking Honda?
That has gotta be the most beta shit I've ever seen.
If you want a girl that actually loves and respects you,
buying your girlfriend a car before you even meet her family
does not show that you care about yourself.
This guy really thinks he's gonna win a girl's heart by buying them a car.
But then again, this is Roblox, every girl's materialistic in that game.
Oh, she's gonna be so excited.
Hey, who are you?
Oh, you must be Gabby's brother. Gavin? I'm Derek. I'm Gabby's boyfriend.
Whoa, nice car. It's actually a gift for Gabby.
Oh, really? Ha!
Stupid car!
Hey, what are you doing?
Getting rid of you. That's what I'm doing.
What the fuck just happened? Within five seconds, you go from saying nice car to beating up a car.
I don't know, man. I feel like you dating this girl may not be a very good idea.
If this is the family you're going to have to deal with, this bipolar fucking family, you have got to get out of that shit.
You are going to die.
You hate me.
Why?
Does Gabby never spends time with me anymore because of you?
Whoa, whoa, what is going on out here?
Gabby, your brother's freaking out.
Like, I didn't do anything.
Guys, stop arguing.
Hey, what's going on?
There's all the commotion out here.
And who's this punk?
This is my boyfriend, Dad.
Dad, look at the car he bought Gabby.
This is it?
What a piece of trash.
Gabby, I don't want you dating and a loser like this.
This only confirms the shit I just said.
I love how the dad tells her daughter to break up with their boyfriend.
Because motherfucker didn't pull up in what a Bugatti or some shit?
That is crazy.
A man pulls up to meet his girlfriend's family.
And within the following 30 seconds, he gets his car destroyed and the dad tells his daughter to break up with him.
That is some fucking bullshit.
Well, I'm glad that Gabby still wants to go on a date even after all.
that just happened. Hey Derek, over here. Hey, Gabby, wait, Gavin, what's he doing here?
Gabby said you guys were going out to dinner and I wanted to tag along. Yeah, I thought it would be
great for you guys to get to know each other better. I'll be right back. I'm gonna go grab us
some drinks, okay? I hope you enjoyed driving that broken down car back to the dealership. Gavin,
what's going on? I hate you. Isn't it obvious? I don't care about the car at all. I just want to get
along with you, okay?
I'm sorry, but this is gonna be the most calm and collected person I've ever seen.
If I pull up to my girlfriend's house and the older brother just straight up destroys my car,
rest assured the next time I see him, I will be kicking his fucking ass.
Oh, I don't like you.
Shut the fuck up.
You break my car, I break your fucking neck.
You don't have to act like this.
Yeah, well, fat chance.
I'm never gonna be friends of you.
And the sooner Gabby breaks up with you, the better.
Hey guys, I brought you guys your drinks.
What were you guys talking about?
Well, we were talking about the car I just bought you.
Hey!
I'm so sorry, my hand must have slipped.
Gavin, what is your problem?
Why are you yelling at me?
Derek, what has gotten into you?
You just saw him.
He threw his drink on me.
This video is infuriating.
I understand that this is a Roblox roleplay video, but holy fuck!
I've never felt so emotionally attached to a Roblox character before.
The older brother is cock-blocking my boy so hard.
A man's just trying to get pussy.
so much to ask.
Obviously Gavin's upset, so I think it's just best if you go.
Derek, you can't be serious, man.
Buying flowers for Gabby after what happened last night?
I think these flowers will get Gabby to forgive me.
Motherfuck, forgive you from what?
There's no way you're gonna let her walk all over you.
She is a complete bitch.
I have no idea why you're buying flowers for her, bro chacho.
She is fucking stupid.
I don't know about you, but I would be listening to McDonald's hairline if I were you.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Well, I want to try anyway. I gotta do something to make up for it.
You really love her a lot, don't you?
Of course I do. I just don't know what to do about her brother Gavin.
Yeah, he sounds like a total pain in the neck, man.
I just feel like he's always trying to sabotage me.
I don't know, Devin. What would you do? You're my older brother.
Well, I'll be honest with you, man.
Fucking shoot him! That's what I do!
I hope Gabby's able to forgive me.
Derek, what are you doing here?
Here, these are for you.
I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry about what happened at the restaurant.
This main character really thinks that materialistic things fix everything.
You can buy gifts all you want, but it's never going to equal a genuine sorry.
Not that you actually even need to say sorry anyways.
You're apologizing to a fucking bitch anyways.
If I were the older brother, I would straight up tell him, yo, these flowers are some beta shit.
Why the fuck are you doing this?
You're a dumbass.
These are beautiful.
Thank you.
I accept your apology.
And I was wondering if it would be okay if I talk to Gavin too?
I'd like to apologize to him.
I don't know.
I don't think that's such a good idea.
Oh, come on, please.
I truly want us to get along.
So, we're just going to forget that he fucked up your car.
And spilled a drink on you.
And tried sabotaging your relationship.
Yeah, we're just going to forget about that.
We're just going to forget that shit ever happened.
You, you are a fucking cuck.
Can somebody please slap this man?
Okay, sure.
He's in the backyard.
All right, great.
Thanks.
Hey, Gavin.
Ugh, you?
What do you want?
Look, I just want to talk.
Just let me apologize to you.
I'm really sorry about what happened at the restaurant, and I'd like to start fresh.
Really? You mean it?
Of course I do.
I know you don't really like me right now, but I think if we give it some time, I'll start
to grow on you, just watch.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
So from now on, we're gonna be nice to each other.
Is that a deal?
Yeah, fine, that's a deal.
Here, let's shake on it.
Alright, you got it.
You have to be the dumbest idiot I've ever met in my life.
You really think I'm just gonna forgive you like that?
I'm never gonna like you.
I'm gonna make sure she breaks up with you one way or another.
At this point in the video, I kinda like the older brother more.
There's no way, audience, that you can disagree with me,
that our main character is a fucking dumbass.
After chasing such a bipolar bitch with a bipolar family,
you kinda deserve the shit that's coming to you.
I'm low-key cheering for the older brother.
At least it's gonna put this guy out of his misery.
Come on, dude, I thought you said you were good at this game.
I don't think I'm in the mood.
Well, we're here now, man. Come on.
Head in the game, let's go.
I lost again.
What is wrong with you, man?
I tried to play nice with Gavin, but I got rewarded with being pushed in the pool.
You tried your best to be nice to him.
Oh, well, look who it is, speaking of the devil.
Man, this place sucks.
Hey, you, Gavin.
No, Devin, don't.
What do you want?
What I want is for you to stop picking on my brother.
No one's going to bully him, especially a little twerp like you, man.
Yeah, what are you going to do about it, old man?
Old man.
Yeah, you peaked in high school and literally no.
Who cares about you?
That is the best insult I've ever heard in my life.
The fact this motherfucker is saying you peaked in high school of hypocrisy!
I want Gavin to get his face smashed in by this motherfucker right here.
A big, beefy knuckle sandwich is just what he deserves.
Hey, guys, knock it off.
Come on.
Oh, Derek, you're right.
This guy has a problem.
All this just has to stop.
I'm not gonna stop.
Gabby's gonna break up with you soon enough.
Just wait.
I find it very baffling that I have not yet commented on the voice acting in this video.
Gavin sounds like that one shitty antagonist from Johnny Tess.
What's his fucking name?
Bling, bling, bling.
In the script for the voice actors is so fucking bad.
It's the typical comic mischief that's like,
You won't get away with this.
You ain't gonna fuck my girlfriend on my watch.
Either way, I gotta say, it is pretty funny.
This is the best part of the movie.
Oh, man, this movie's really starting to freak me out.
Ah!
Oh my gosh.
Seriously, just jumped like a million feet in the air.
Come in.
Hey, Gabby.
Listen, grab your stuff.
We're going to go to the beach.
Wait, what?
Yeah, that's right.
So go get ready.
Oh my gosh, okay.
Wait, you're going to the beach?
Yeah, of course.
I love the beach.
Yeah, but today was supposed to be Siblings Day.
We're supposed to watch the sequel of the movie,
and then we're going to play video games after.
Maybe next time.
I'm going to go get my things, Derek.
This is exactly what I'm talking about.
I hate him.
I hate him so much.
This guy is giving so many quiet kid vibes.
I feel like if I met this guy, IRL, I would never turn my back to him.
Because the second that I do, I'm gonna have an AR-15 bullet go right through my fucking skull.
He sounds like the kid that be twiddling his thumbs and mumbling shit under his breath in the back of class.
This guy is an actual demon.
Oh my gosh, thank you so much, Derek.
I love the beach.
I really needed this.
Well, of course, Gabby.
Anything for you.
Derek thinks he can just take Gabby wherever he wants.
wants, whatever he wants. We'll see about that.
Ha!
Ha! Ha!
HAH!
So now what? Is Gavin going to somehow push the blame onto our main character?
I don't know how the fuck he's gonna pull that off, because he's standing right in front of Gabby right this very second.
He's probably gonna pull some Houdini shit out of his ass and everybody's gonna believe him.
Because this roleplay is making no fucking sense.
I'm gonna see a movie?
Ooh, shopping sounds so good. I mean, hold on. I'm getting a phone call.
It's my dad?
What does he want?
Hi, Dad. Whoa, what happened?
Oh my gosh, I'll be home soon, I promise.
Dad, are you okay?
Do I look okay to you? And look at our house.
It's completely destroyed.
Hey, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
I was actually wondering if you'd let me help out with the renovations.
All right, sure.
Well, as you can see, someone just broke in and completely made a mess on the place.
You know what, sir, don't worry about this at all.
I'll take care of it.
Really, you will?
You know, that it'll be a really big help.
I got a business of my own to run, and I don't have time for this.
Well, don't you worry, sir.
I'll get it done in no time.
You're really not that bad.
Here, here's a house key.
If you need anything else, just give me a call, okay?
Oh, wow.
Of course, sir.
So what?
Now they're best friends or some shit.
If you remember at the beginning of the video, these guys fucking hated each other.
The dad was going at his neck and shit.
Now their best friends, renovating the house, jerking each other off?
This story is a roller coaster.
It's so hard to follow.
Well, what do you think?
I made sure to work super hard on everything.
I just can't believe you actually did it.
Well, I'm a man of my word.
I fix some other stuff in the house, too.
Now everything's up to code.
You know, Derek, I'm really sorry about it before.
You know, you're really not a bad guy after all.
Say, Mr. Westfield, your watch is beautiful.
It's one of the first Rolexes ever made.
It's a family heirloom passed down to the head of the family for generations and generation.
I wear it every single day.
Wow, that's incredible.
Maybe one day it'll get passed down to you.
Oh, what?
That watch is supposed to go to me.
Maybe this is an opportunity.
This guy is a psychopath.
You break a car, you throw a bottle into somebody's face,
then you push him into a pool, you wreck your fucking house.
Now you're going to steal the only family heirloom,
and you're going to blame it on the main character?
Kevin, what the fuck did he do to deserve this shit?
Oh, is it because he stole your sister?
Sorry, motherfucker, but somebody else is fucking your sister now.
I'm sorry, it's not you.
He's going to sneak in a dad's room and get the watch.
Oh, perfect.
Right where he always leaves it.
Goodbye Derek.
Hey, what's going on?
Returning to the scene of the crime, huh?
Seen of the crime.
What are you talking about?
You know, that watch, my family heirloom, someone broke in and stole it last night.
Whoa, what? That's crazy.
What's crazy is you came back here after you were the one that stole it.
Like I said before, this whole video is the most bipolar shit I've ever seen.
First they hate them, then they like him, then they like him, then they
They hate him, then they like him, like guys, pick a fucking struggle.
I'm just gonna skip the bullshit and really get to the juicy ass of the video.
Eric, all of this stuff, is it true?
Gabby, I promised you, I didn't do it.
I don't even know what to believe anymore.
And look at you.
Upsetting my daughter now.
Get out of my house.
Man, I can't believe all this mess.
Why am I being blamed for it?
Whoa, what's going on?
You're under arrest, criminal.
Under arrest?
For what?
For stealing a super fancy watch
And also invading private property
Okay, policeman
But with what fucking proof do you have
Gotta love the justice system, baby
Gabby please tell this cop that there's nothing going on
I'm sorry Derek but actually I was the one that called the cops
Derek I can't be with the criminal
We're done
It's been a few days since Derek got arrested
Gabby hasn't even left her room
Gabby do you want to go out to lunch
Just go away, leave me alone
We gotta talk
I'm the one that stole the watch.
What?
Yeah, look, see?
I have it right here.
Why would you do that?
You went along with it,
and it was your idea that Derek was the one that stole it.
I'm really sorry, okay?
I'm just afraid I was losing you.
You were always hanging out with him,
and you always left me alone, and I was sad.
I am so mad at you right now.
Derek hasn't been in jail for a couple of days.
We need to go down there and help him,
and you need to go tell him the truth.
Oh, yeah, because telling the truth is totally going to make everything all better.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Sorry, pal, you've been rotting in jail for a few days getting buck fucked by Tyrone in the jail cell.
Go fuck yourself, Gavin.
Anyways, y'all, I've seen enough bullshit today.
Please click the video on screen, I promise you'll love it.
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