Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 58

Episode Date: November 22, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 58

Okay, respectfully, ladies and gentlemen, what is the actual fuck is this? Not even 10 seconds in the video, and we already got glider guy sniffing my grippers. Surely this can't get any worse. Spunky, spanky, spanky, y'all. Yeah, uh, okay, I am definitely putting a bullet in my head by the end of this video. All right, people, what's up? Today I discovered that there is actually Rith BrainRod. Now, audience, I was made aware of this video idea by my boy Glider Guy.

And, uh, normally I would thank somebody for giving me a video idea, but in this case, uh, I'm actually pretty fucking disturbed. Because the shit that glider guy has sent me today has actually made me recluse back in my chair, and I don't want to show my face ever again. But anyways, before we begin, please subscribe to the channel, because, uh, this is going to be a tough one for me. But yeah, with that being said, let's begin. La. La. La, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You know, audience, sometimes this is the exact reason why I don't want to wake up in the morning and record YouTube videos.

Now, Grants, and my job is talking about AI-generated brain rot and all that other stuff. But at the same time, I do wonder if it's really worth it whenever the general public has access to making AI-generated videos. Because they can make shit like this. People go to my YouTube channel one time and see my video of me and Ballerina Capuchina. And then they typed some absolutely absurd shit into chat GPT and then hope to God I react to it. And well, little fella that made this video, well, I'm giving you your free fucking exposure. This shit is absolutely horrendous. Delete your channel today, please.

You know, for this video to not even have Writh Brain Rod, I still find this heavily disturbing. Glider Guy, I know you're watching this video. Do you see this shit? Yeah, well, you're a part of this YouTube channel too. So maybe next time whenever you're sending me a video idea because it has a bunch of Rith BrainRot. Maybe you should think a second time, because now I'm putting your video on my video and now everybody's going to be able to see this video for the rest of time. That's right, Glider Guy, I'm saving a video of you marrying a Labuobu forever. Fuck you.

We love mangoes. Kino, audience, on second thought, I'm starting to rethink if I really want to upload this video. You know, I've been building this YouTube persona for well over three years now, you know, I've tried to build an image of making me look like this unstoppable fucking gangster roaster content. This shit is just, uh, oh, what's the word, emasculating me? And also, what is going on with the body structure of my character? Do I just have broken femurs or do I just have inverted ass cheeks? Is it because of my inverted ass cheeks that led up to the moment of glider guy sniffing my feet later in the video? But in all seriousness, why is the videos of me and Glider Guy getting more and more fruity each video?

This is not what I intended when I created my YouTube channel in 2021. Yep, yep, every little bit of suspicion I had is completely thrown out the fucking window. Glider Guy with his two kittens. Yeah, there is definitely some sick-ass dude that is behind the screen making these videos. Listen, I just want to talk to the guy that's behind this BrainRot channel. Please tell me what the hell you're typing into chat ChpT to get these types of videos. Because this is definitely nothing that the FBI would approve of. The things that this guy has to type into Chat ChpT probably puts Wad to shame.

To be honest, I can only imagine the types of videos that are on his computer and not upload it onto YouTube. Probably because the YouTube guidelines ain't going to allow that shit. Actually, no scratch that. I meant the fucking law. You're all I can think of. Every drop I drink up. Ugh, what the fuck am I looking at? Not only did glider guy go and sniff my grippers, for some reason he's like digging in there and shit.

Sitting here trying to extract all the cottage cheese from my foothel. And also, what kind of fruity-ass shit am I on? Why are my toenails painted pink? And also, I really hate to be that guy that points out. the smallest of details, but why is a piece of my foot flaking off whenever glider guys sniffing it? I don't know, maybe I'm just seeing things because I have glasses and I'm blind, maybe it's my fucking cataracts. But that looks like some foot crust if I've ever seen some.

This video is just getting more and more sickening as the video progresses. With the shabby sway, yeah, we run the street. Uh, no the hell we do not run the street. Well, maybe I run the street, but not with fucking shappy sway. You guys think that after we had a... few YouTube feuds and he's putting me in some of his YouTube shorts that we're like best friends I will tell you now ladies and gentlemen that is very far from the truth this guy is very weird and no I did not forget the fact that he drew a little kid under the table doing

uh unspeakable acts I am not friends with this guy we are not gangsters in the streets best friends forever ain't nobody can compete dude just stop to please just fucking stop best friends forever nobody can compete Listen, buddy, I don't know where you're pulling this information that I'm best friends with shappy sway. But whoever told you, you need to tell them that they're fucking wrong. Just because I've made over nine or ten videos about somebody doesn't mean I like them. Now, granted, making a ton of videos about somebody gets me paid because, well, you know, money. But that doesn't mean I like the guy.

Oh, Lord Jesus. Who is this sexy-ass? I mean, dude, what am I looking at? What kind of chat chippy T prompted you have to type in to get this video? Um, can you please generate the YouTuber Rith in a fucking princess outfit? Dude, you are such a fucking weirdo. I wouldn't doubt that you have a 3D printer to print this exact picture out. I guarantee yo fucking weird ass also has a jar on standby.

Matter of fact, I really do wonder what my artist thinks about all of this. Numa is basically the backbone of my yu-o-o-one of my ys. YouTube channel, she is pretty much responsible for drawing everything that you see. I really do wonder what she thinks about her talents going to waste like this. Now granted, her talents are not being wasted in vain, but holy shit. If I was an artist and then I saw my art getting used like this, I would unironically end my life in Roblox. Wow, um, there is definitely a lot to unpack in this video.

Firstly, we have Benji X. Scarlet playing in the background. I thought that we left this guy for dead like six to eight months ago. Why are we still using Benji X. Scarlet Brainrot music? I have no idea. And honestly, I don't even know if I want to play Benji X. Scarlet's music in my video. Dude's probably gonna copyright strike my video and then proceed to make 10 additional videos about the fact that his name left my fucking mouth. Because this guy is probably the most money-hungry fucker I've ever seen in my life. And that's coming from me, and I'm a really money-hungry little shit.

And then, of course, combining that with me and Keyed Boy dancing with shappy sway. And then the caption says, Dance, if you love Sprunkey. How much mind-numbing bullshit do you have to put into one video? My lord. I think it's time to conclude. Party and subscribe to the channel if you would like another episode of Writh BrainRot. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. I'm just going to play the video for another five seconds because I need YouTube mid-roll ad revenue.

Okay, thank you, bye. My 11-year-old nephew's new drawing, and oh my lord, what an absolute loser. Dude, the fact that this kid is actually 11 years old and already drawing stuff like this, bro, he's like early to the party. He is already early to becoming the most emo loser in eighth grade. I really want to know what exactly went so wrong in this little kid's life to go ahead and make him draw that, bro. Why does the smiley face look like the Chinese takeout, bro? He probably had bad Chinese food. I mean, I definitely know how it feels to have bad Chinese food.

They out here burning my orange chicken. They out here scorching my shrimp fried rice. Okay, I would be depressed too and draw this stuff if I got this kind of Chinese food. Anyways, audience, welcome back to the channel. Today we're going to be checking out R slash I'm 14 and this is deep. I think if you're at the age of 13 years old and older, I think you would understand what exactly this subreddit is all about. But to anybody that is 13 and under, essentially it's a bunch of little kids with

and daddy issues that post this stuff like this to think that there's some sort of thought-provoking wisdom lord at the end of the day they make themselves look like an absolute fool so therefore we are here today to make fun of them this right here is deep sorry elmo life is like a dream it doesn't last forever ladies and gentlemen can somebody get william shakespeare up in this bad boy we got our boy elmo just crafting these lines putting out these absolute bars wow dude life is like a dream because it doesn't last forever you must think you're some sort of profit after you said that. You know what's the funny part about this tweet, ladies and gentlemen,

is that this person decides to log on, get this, at 3.32 in the morning. Dude, the timing, it's just way too convenient. Bro, my man was in his feels at 332 in the morning, and he just thought that, you know what, let's go ahead and have an existential crisis and talk about why life is nothing more than a dream, because you know what, at the end of the day, we're all going to die. Oh yeah, he also put a tweet under this, and he says, do not put this on, I'm 14, and this is deep.

Then, dude, if you were so self-aware about you getting down in the fields at three in the morning, why did you think it would be a good idea to go ahead and post this thing at three in the morning? You knew this was going to happen. I really don't understand, bro. Like, whenever your spidey senses go off and thinking, you know what, maybe tweeting this whole thing right here, it may not be a good idea. If you have a feeling that you're not supposed to post something, you should listen to your gut.

Because guess what, Elmo decided to make the brilliant idea of posting this. And look at this now, bro. He is now on my brand spaken new Reddit series. Wow, go figure. Wait, what? We're all suicidal kids telling other kids' side isn't an option. Preach, baby, preach Relatable 3 a.m. Okay, I don't know about you guys, but I find this one particular thing extremely scummy.

Imagine having an entire Twitter account dedicated to only the depression of other teenagers. This might be a hot take, but bro, does that not sound scummy to anybody? Relatable posts and relatable Twitter accounts and relatable Instagram posts, especially the ones that are talking about emo stuff? It's only to profit off of suicidal kids and other kids with depression. Honestly, I don't mess with that. I absolutely hate emo accounts. I absolutely hate relatable accounts.

All they do is profit off of depression and I hate it. Whoever owns this account, all right, I hope you deactivate. I don't think seeds would grow well in salty water. May the tears you cried in 2021 water the seeds you're planting in 2022. Yeah, audience, I definitely agree with the previous post, bro. I don't think seeds would grow well in salty water. Me reading this right now, it really is one of those dick-de-dee kind of post, you know what I'm saying? It's like, oh my gosh, I don't think seeds are going to grow well in salty water.

Yeah, and my wiener isn't 12 inches. Hey, kids about me on Discord. Okay, buddy, all right? That just sounds weird within itself. You know, I haven't even looked at the meme yet, right? But, bro, this just sounds weird. This caption, I'm actually kind of scared to click what's next. All I'm saying, bro, is that I do not want to see no 13-year-old, you know what on my screen, bro.

All right, I'm not about that. We ain't no minelad. We ain't no EDP 445. You know what I'm saying? Let me just drip some holy water because, God forbid, I really hope what's next to my screen is not what I think it is. Oh, thank goodness. It's normal.

Rain hides my real feelings and hides my crying. The cold is the time of sadness. And for me to be alone at night, outside in the cold. Man, I don't know about you, audience. But, bro, if I were outside in the cold crying, bro, you can bet your button. I'm gonna be catching ammonia. You can go ahead and go outside and cry your heart out.

To your heart's content, bro, but all I'm saying, bro, is that whenever you're six feet under from having ammonia, don't come crying to me in the afterlife whenever I'm making fun of you because you got ammonia in the cold. But who even knows anymore, bro? Amonia might actually be this guy's destination. Maybe this guy actually wants to die. You know, what an absolutely pathetic way to go out, bro. You go out crying in the cold. You got a 105 temperature.

Your heart rate is going really fast, and then out of nowhere, you're dead. You know it's deep because they say it's deep. Pink Man is great. It teaches you that by saying the wrong things, you could end someone's life. Okay, buddy, I think you're taking the fun of Hangman a little bit way too far. How do you go from guessing a word to go ahead and trying to preach about bullying and ending somebody's life because you called them gay? Like, I am looking at this image. Like, there is nothing significant of what's going on here.

Hangman is literally just a game where you guess a word. If you're wanting to make a few parables, all right, I get it. All right, you want to make a short story with some truth. All right, I get it. But, bro, we're going to talk about Hangman and other people killing the word. themselves are you serious can you not find any more thought-provoking comparison than what literally a children's game hangman i just saw this on facebook again oh no we got the facebook in the video now your plant oh yeah you know looks looks pretty simple you know this is what we have envisioned

but actually ladies and gentlemen this is the reality of things you have to go over so many treacherous paths to go ahead and achieve your success yeah bro this is entirely incorrect ladies and gentlemen, all right? This is my plane right here. We're hitting 100K in 2020. Subscribe right now. This is complete BS, ladies and gentlemen, all right? You need to listen to some thinking hire by Steve Harvey. I swear, bro, once you get some Steve Harvey getting in your system, bro, you're going to be feeling real good. On Philip Phillips, gone, gone, so, so sad. Oh no, I can imagine the comments on that. I can't believe it's been eight years. When I was young, I enjoyed life. Now I'm older, I can understand the pay to true beating up this song. I'm depressed.

I'm sad and I'm tired, but yet I smile to hide it all. Wow, ladies and gentlemen, it's almost like, it's almost like you're 14! Excuse me, sir, sir, Mr. Mr. Mr.'s 14-year-old. How'd you do it? Bro, why do they have to do my man like this? People think it must be fun to be a super smart genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. And then this loser had the audacity to put L from Death Note as the reference image.

Bro, all I'm saying is that you do not have the right to reference Death Note like that. A prime death note fan, okay, all right, I disavowl this immediately, all right? You do not have the right to post this anime character. And you might be wondering why are you not worthy? It's because you're 14, excuse me? This was a comment on a slow reverb song. For better experience, you don't need headphones. You need a broken heart.

Audience, talk about down bad. This person was probably commenting on slow dancing in the dark reverb edition. Sure, the song is about heartbreak and sure, it's really depressing. But bro, did you really need to comment this? Did this really need to be liked by 946 people? She looked like a fool. Go ahead and delete it before it's too late. Just wait until you hit 14 and, uh, that emoji is really giving off some pretty dark

horrors. I'm not gonna lie. Hey, I'm a 13 year. Oh, okay, hold on it. This is a 13 year old girl. Hi, so I'm a 13 year old girl, yet I'm still broken with people believe me when I'm saying I'm fine, lo. DM me if you want to be friends or more, just don't cheat.

Yeah, so while I got a pretty good two cents to put in the bucket about this one, Personally, if I ever received a message like that, I would just be a block and report immediately, bro, all right? I ain't your type. I ain't your age, all right, and I'm definitely not your maturity level. I don't even get it, bro. Like, why do people e-date, man? Can someone tell me why people e-date? Oh, wait, what?

They liked phone sex. Dude, well, what's phone sex? All right, people, so today we're going to be checking out some Pokemon. The new Pokemon game is going to be coming out in like a few days, and you bet that I'm going to be playing that game. Follow my channel called Rithril. I'll be doing a playthrough on that video game. But aside from that, ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to be checking out one of the craziest Pokemon TikTokers that I've ever seen.

Pikachu! Pikachu! We're going to be checking out the TikToker called Johnny Riddlein 2.0. This guy is just crazed over Pokemon in general. You know, I'm very enthusiastic about Pokemon myself. I'm very excited. I've got like three pre-orders of the new Pokemon game coming out. But I will tell you right now, audience, I am not like this guy.

Okay, this guy loves Pokemon on another level. So today, we're going to be checking on his TikTok page. I mean, we got around like 20 minutes of content to be reacting to. So if you enjoy this video by any means, please subscribe to the channel. If it does receive, well, I will gladly do more of these videos. But anyways, with that being said, uh, hippity hoppity, let's check out this property. Well, uh, what a great way to start off my day. We check out the first TikTok, ladies and gentlemen, and we automatically get body slamed by this guy that is probably like 500 pounds.

And I know what you might be thinking, oh, Rith, you should have be making fun of somebody's way. Look, this guy knows that he's overweight and he's using it to his advantage, okay? Everybody knows that. To give another example like me, you know, all I have is a microphone. I don't have a camera or anything of the store. I'm going to use that to my advantage and just play some video games and talk about stuff like this. And the best part about this whole thing is that, you know, obviously this guy looks like a degenerate. Okay, this guy is a degenerate for making videos like this.

But you got to give this guy the credit, okay? this guy is making a lot of bank from these videos. Pizza? Pizza. Pica. Cheo! Pha! I really hope that this guy doesn't live inside of an apartment.

Can you imagine being this guy's neighbor? You know, you're probably like 18, 19 years old. You just moved out of your parents' house. You moved in with your girlfriend inside of her apartment. You're about to sit down next to your girlfriend, about to have some dinner, about to have a really thought-provoking conversation a really good time. And the next thing you know, you hear this. If I were the neighbor of this guy inside of the apartment room, I would kindly knock on his door and probably beat his face.

And I would cave his face, and he would get curb stomped. Why does this guy look like he has a bunch of Cheeto dust just smeared on his face? His face is more red than me asking a girl to homecoming. His face looks like a baboon's cheeks. I'm a charmander! Hey, guess what? Hey, little boy, you want to lick the Cheeto dust off my face? Bro, this guy, he just looks so creepy.

I'm looking at him right now, right? I'm not trying to accuse him anything, right? I'm not bad guy. But I'm looking at him, right? I'm looking at him right in the eyes, and I just can't help but think that this guy, he's looking a little weird. I don't know, it might be a little bit of a long stretch here

to think that this guy may be a little bit weird, a little bit wrong up in the head maybe. I don't know, it's a pretty long-stretched hypothesis. I'm pretty sure all of you guys, all of you scientists down in the comments section can probably agree with me. But hey, I can't really complain. If I were making thousands and millions of dollars from doing this stuff,

you could bet that I would not be doing this video right now. I would be doing the same thing as him. I'm a charmander. It's jim. Geekly puff. Gigli pop! There we are, ladies and gentlemen, and this is the exact video that I needed to go ahead and justify me making fun of him because he's fat.

If he's going to go ahead and make this TikTok and be like, Glee Puff! You know, I can go ahead and make him. make fun of him because he's fat. So to everybody in the comments section right now trying to defend this guy and trying to, you know, make fun of me because you're like, oh, I can't believe you're fat shaming. Well, you, I mean, you can't make fun of me anymore. You got to be deleting your YouTube comments. If you take one more step closer to me, I'm calling the FBI. You need to be notified about immediately. Pika, pika. Uh-oh. Well, uh, this guy's going in a cage.

Garp, Garp, magic carp, magic carp, magic cart, gorg. You know, probably a good 10% of this guy's TikToks, it's probably genuine. Whenever this guy does fall down, it really is a Discovery channel mystery on how this guy's going to put himself right side up again. Hey, bro, who cares if he's on the floor? He's making more money than me whenever he's on the floor whenever I'm standing up. Audience, I will be just like this guy one day. Whenever I get up to this status on YouTube.com, don't you worry. I will be dressing up just like this guy and doing the videos just like him.

the money lies is where I am going to reside. If I have to gain 400 pounds and dress up in a jigglypuff costume and start flopping on the floor, then so be it. Ganga? Bro, please don't ruin Gangar. Gangar! Ganga! Oh my gosh, what is this guy doing? Ganga! Can you please stop? You know, one of the best Pokemon audience is easily Gangar, at least in my book, but now after seeing this video, I think I'm second-guessing everything at this point. To all my Pokemon nerds out in the audience, you would understand how good of a Pokemon Gangaar is. But yeah, after watching this TikTok, I really don't like Gangaar anymore.

It really does suck to see. I just realized how much this video is probably going to be ruining people's childhoods. And you know, it's ruining mine just as much as it is ruining yours. I deeply apologize to everybody. But at the end of the day, bro, I really don't care. Ganga! Ganga! Ganga! Oh no. Another great Pokemon down the drain, Snorlax. Snorlax. This guy, lo-key, look like a snorlax. You know, this is the first time I've ever seen this guy eat healthy. Congratulations, bro.

You're eating healthy because he had to dress up as a snorlax for TikTok. I mean, I'm not going to fault the poor guy for it. I mean, as long as he's eating healthy and he's losing some calories by doing these videos. I mean, I would assume that he's losing weight by doing these videos. But, dude, you got to be doing a lot more than eating a few apples if you expect yourself to go back to normal weight. Jeez, dude, I didn't know a snorlax can ever present. possess that much energy. Isn't Snorlax supposed to be this like this 2,000 pound Pokemon that doesn't like to move at all? I don't know what happened. I don't know what exactly

was in those apples in the previous video, bro, but this guy got straight up superpowers in this next video with Snorlax. I wish I can have this type of snorlax on my team, bro. Every other snorlax that I've ever had in Pokemon sucked. But you know what audience? You know what doesn't suck? Pokemon. And this is why I'm going to be doing a play-through of the new Pokemon games coming out in a few days. So yeah, I'm going to be making a few more Pokemon videos in the If you enjoy this video, please slap a fat like on today's video. Anyways, yeah, I'm gonna see you guys tomorrow. I'm gonna be posting some more Pokemon content.

But anyways, with that being said, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came. Later. It's not over until I win. I'm just gonna retire. I have to retire at the end of this video. Like, seriously, what in the fuck is there? All right, people, what's up? The creepiest kids animation channel has gotten even worse.

Now, audience, isn't really a surprise at this point that we are talking about shappy sway. This guy has been single-handedly covered by every single reaction YouTuber on the platform for, you know, making these animations targeted towards children with extremely explicit sexual content involved. But they are still triumphing

in the YouTube Shorts algorithm getting around a quarter million views of video. And not only that, they are also featuring me inside of their videos even to this day. So, ladies, and gentlemen i almost feel obligated at this point to make this video because come on now if this youtube channel is making a video and featuring me doing uh whatever the f this is then by all means

i must respond to it but before we get into that let's check out the content that shappie sway is pumping out today surely his content has not gotten that bad My nature's lawyer Yep, yep, I stand corrected This motherfucker hasn't changed a bit In fact, I would argue that this guy has gotten even worse than last time Listen, right, I understand that you try to make shock factor YouTube content to try to get the little kids excited

But who in the Tim Buck fuck thought It was a great idea on the production team To make a video about sticking snicker bars up your fucking rectum Am I crazy, you ladies and gentlemen? we at a point where we think sticking snicker bars up our fucking asshole is now considerably relatable in today's day and age in 2025 if anybody by some far-fetched fucking reason relates to this video i uh highly encourage you get in contact with a psychiatrist today i mean look at this motherfucker's face the only time i will be responsible for making a face like that is after eating

indian food at a fucking buffet i would only be making a face like that when my asshole is dripping lava over the porcelain throne. If you're looking at a snicker bar like that, I'm sorry, you're a lost cause. Why do I feel like some bullshit's better happen? Audience, I remember last time I did one of these things where you have to interact with the video. Yeah, uh, I think I'm gonna be hands free for this one, pal. I'm not trying to catch crabs through my PC monitor. Oh, censor it!

Censor it! You guys didn't see anything, did you? Hopefully my YouTube Guardian Angel is not gonna fucking publicly execute me now. Because holy shit, what did I just watch? The video is not even age-restricted, guys, come on. Oh, come on, Shappie! You are not making this video very easy. Yeah, guys, it was a family reunion in the two uncles had to feed their fucking nephew a little bit of milk. Nothing weird is happening here, ladies and gentlemen.

Woof, man, I really hope YouTube doesn't conspire against me now. me now. Just an innocent video of two uncles feeding their baby nephew some fucking milk. Hey, nothing wrong with a little bit of bored and in your stomach, ladies and gentlemen. Audience, how would you feel if you walked in on your significant other and they were doing this shit to Donald Trump? And listen, before I say anymore, I'm not saying whether or not I support Donald Trump. As far as I'm concerned, both Democrats and Republicans, subscribe to the Rith YouTube channel. And that's all that matters to me. But listen, I don't think exactly Donald Trump is very high on the attractive scale.

Not exactly a man that I would lock lips with. But if I got caught in 4K this badly out of context, I think any of us would have a lot of explaining to do. What the hell are you doing? I'm your sister. Bro, why did I see that shit coming from a mile away? This motherfucker really said, why go across town when you can go across the hall?

It ain't no coincidence that sister rhymes with kiss her. And bro, what do you mean? mean she's been your best friend for 16 years. It's almost like you premeditated this shit for 16 years. Don't tell me this mufucker was also thinking if she's old enough to pee, then she's old enough for me. Have you seen crappy? He's upstairs. Let's go check on him. I would not recommend. Oh, God. Yeah, I can only imagine what the fuck that sentence means. If we're going to take into consideration all the context clues we got so far about this freaky-at motherfucker, I can only imagine the amount of demonic shit he must be doing behind closed doors. Reviewing it every day and say to yourself, it's not over until I win!

I am so going to Home Depot and getting the thickest rope for my fat ass. Hopefully the fucking branch doesn't snap. Knock knock Logan Paul, you're gonna want to get your fucking DJI Action 5 Pro. You want to record this shit. What is going on here? Wait a minute, so this shit is okay on YouTube.com? Once again, this video was not age-restricted in the slightest. And here we are, ladies and gentlemen, staring at a pair of bare fucking ass cheeks on YouTube.com.

With a very obviously kids targeted art style here. Let's just go ahead and show the kindergarten classroom a fucking pair of hairy animated ass cheeks. I guess I am starting to understand the type of content that YouTube is promoting to kids nowadays. Totally understandable, YouTube. I understand that your policies were pretty bad around 10 years ago. But YouTube, come on now. There's almost no restrictions for this kind of shit now. Get a fucking grip together.

Holy shit. This is how you defend yourself against a handsome gay man. Uh, well, that's one way to start a YouTube intro. I don't know who's out there in the audience that really needs this information, but go off, Queen. I'm sure everybody is sitting at the edge of their seats wondering how to defend themselves against a handsome gay man. All that I know is that you never tell a gay man, you poop really big turds.

Are you going to attack me? I thought you were going to attack me. Well, I'm not... Well, you're clearly the handsome one. Well, at least I have mastered this one. To be completely honest, I have no idea whether or not to congratulate him or give him my condolences. Congratulations, you secured the gay. man, I guess. As long as you're happy, pal. Hey, Shappie, what's up? I just got a new black light.

Now I'm going to know what you've been coming on. That is a very oddly specific reason to purchase a black light. You bought a black light because you are that motivated to find out what your roommate fancies romantically that you barge into his bedroom thinking you're about to catch him in 4K. Buddy, you're fucking weird. Wow, cool. This room is completely devoid of come? But I smell cum all the time. Alright buddy. You know, bro, sometimes it may not be other people, that's the problem. Sometimes you just have to look at yourself in the mirror.

And take a shower too. Definitely take a shower. Anyways, let's check out the video that I was finally featured in. I don't know why exactly Shappie has this weird obsession with putting me in his videos. But I think this is the third video now that he put me in. So who knows, maybe this time it's an absolute banger. Day on your own! And here it goes. I'm just a kid

Holy shit, dude There's literally everything wrong with this video How I'm designed, how I'm four feet tall And what the fuck am I spitting out And don't even get me started on the song With the innuendo that Shappie is trying to make right now With my character And also the song just happened to say

I'm just a kid The innuendos and the insinuations Are absolutely fucking nasty I can't even look at my profile picture the same anymore I might just change my fucking logo later on. I don't think I want to watch this shit anymore. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you enjoy the video. With that being said, I'll catch you guys.

Later. Mom, can we please go to the pet store? We're not getting a pet. All right, people, what's up? Topper Guild, ladies and gentlemen, has gotten worse. Okay, let's get these. Oh, I love Milky Way. Okay, guard first.

Please. Okay, let's go fight mom. When the shit goes in, the shit goes. comes out and today ladies and gentlemen, it's fucking out. Mom, can we please go to the pet store? We're not getting a pet. I swear I won't ask for any pets. I want to look.

I'll take you, but you cannot ask for anything. We are only looking. Capiche. Okay, bet. Ever since Topper Guild has been called out for wasting food and being a fucking bitch. Ever since then, Topper Guild has moved on to bigger and greater heights, relatable content. He tries to appeal to the general audience of middle school and high school students, consuming YouTube, thinking that we're gonna watch his videos being like,

Oh, that's fucking relatable, man! When at the end of the day, we're just shaking our heads at this fucking num-nut. Oh, Mom, look at how cute he is. Can we please adopt this one? Please, Mom, look at him, eat. He's so cute. Audience, is the video getting relatable yet? Are you like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was that kid when I was little?

If you're feeling even 1% relatable to this video, clearly your dad didn't spank your ass hard enough or he just wasn't there for you. Mommy, can I get the jerse? Shut the fuck up. But mommy, the gerbils really keep... Shut the fuck up, pussy! Sweetie, no fishes, no hamsters. The next time you ask for something, we're out.

Oh, look at how cute the little fishes are. Mom, I know you said not to ask, but can we get a fish, please? Sweetie, the fish are cool, but what did I tell you about asking? Fine. If I were the parent, at this point in the video, I will be dragging my child out of the fucking store by his hair. Misbehaving in front of your mother and father like that, you fucking disgrace. I'd grab you by your neck. like a misbehaving dog that shit the floor.

Mom, can I please at least just get this fox? I told you to stop asking for stuff. Let's go. Please, Mom. Sweetie, no, we already have enough rats running around at home. Bruh. Worst day ever. Is this the shit that I have to watch for eight minutes straight? Listen, I know that Topper Guild's videos are all satire.

I'm checking out these videos pretending as if they were a real situation. And admittedly enough, for many people, these situations are actually real. So I'm not pissed off. but the part that Topper Guild is creating shitty relatable content. I'm just pissed off in modern society. Your parents give you everything and you still have your fucking panties in a twist. That's the part that's pissing me on. Dude, I have the best idea.

What is your idea? We're going to convince Mom to buy us all this candy by telling her there's going to be a ton of trick-or-treaters, even though there's not going to be a lot of trick-or-treaters, so all the candies are. That's a really good idea. Okay, first off, that idea never works. I'm sorry to be that guy, but I never gave Trick-R-Treaters. Jack shit. Do you expect me to give a 13 year old girl dressing up as Jeffrey Dahmer a fucking feastable and shit? The answer is hell no, you're a psycho bitch. I think I'm gonna

treat you like my equal. Get out of here. I swear it's gonna work. Trust. Okay, let's give these. Oh, I love Milky Way. Okay, guards, please. Okay, let's go fight mom. Mom, we need all these candy. Sweetie, what are you doing? You can just put stuff in my cart. I'm not paying for that. Oh, come on, mom, why not? Mom, he's right. We're gonna need a lot of candy because there's gonna be a of kids. I don't think there's going to be that many trick-or-treaters this year. To be fair, I do not know why people trick-or-treat anymore. I get it. It's a holiday and oh, it's so fucking scary. But why are you going to buy candy to give away candy just for you to go out and get more candy at the crackheads house and potentially have your candy fucking drug?

It doesn't make any sense. Do you really want to be that house that does not have a lot of candy? That's a bad look. I guess you're right. I don't want to be that house. What a pussy? Oh no, I don't want to beat that house. be the house with no candy. I don't want to be a fucking bitch. I don't want my neighbors talking shit about me on Facebook groups. If there are any moms that are watching this video and you

have this mentality, stop wasting your husband's money, you insignificant, deadweight wasting piece of shit. Okay, it's fine. Put more candy in there. See, mom? Yeah, mom, we're definitely gonna need these. Oh, yeah, this is well. Definitely these. Kids love these. Kids that truly act like this or a waste of oxygen. If I can take a breath with 0.000-0-0-1% better oxygen levels, if these kids did not exist, I will take it. My breath matters more than these kids' breaths. Oh my gosh, bro. Look at how cool this shirt is. Oh, that is cool. I want this shirt, though. Come on, let's go get these clothes. Here's the plan. If mom says no, let's just tell her that she said she was going to get us these clothes last week. How is that going to work? Because mom's super old

and she forgets things. Right. She is really old and she always says she is forgetting things. So you're telling me moms actually forget things? I must be one unlucky motherfucker. I swear my mom is the spawn of Dr. Strange. She can remember shit that never even happened. Oh son, I remember six years in the future. You did that shit to me. I swear I can never win.

By the way, mommy, I know you're watching this video. I love you. Hey, Mom, do you think you can buy us these clothes? Sweetie, no. You guys have way too many clothes. I'm not buying you those. Oh, say something. Oh, yeah, Mom.

Last week, you said you were gonna get a shirt, I did? I don't remember saying that. Isn't that right? Yeah, Mom, you did say you were gonna buy a shirts last week. You're just getting really old, so sometimes you forget things, you know? Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, I'll buy you guys those. If this was any other race of Mom, she would be beating the fuck out of these children. If you call a white mom old, she doesn't give a shit. However, if you say that your Puerto Rican mom is old and she's forgetting shit, at that point your heart belongs to your mom, but that ass belongs to the flip-flop.

Mom, Mom, Mom, Playground, Playground! Playground! Oh, okay, sweet. Sweetie, you can go for five minutes. Go play. Yes! Mom, look how high I'm swinging! You're doing so good! You're not looking, look! I saw it, sweetie, wow!

Hurry, you're gonna miss it! Good job! This is what you would call modern parental figures. When you have an absent mother and especially an absent father, should you be surprised when you turn out like a fucking dumb ass? I for sure wouldn't think so. Oh, Mom, can I get some candies? Sweetie, you do not need candy, come on.

Oh, man, Mom, please! I really just want some candies. Spoiled ass children. I love whenever I see little kids in Walmart talking shit to their moms because they wouldn't buy them a fucking Kit Kat. I'm sorry, you little shit, but last time I remember, you're five years old and you're trying to run my bank account.

Oh, the nerves of steel these kids have. Do you know what five-year-old kids were doing in the 1900s in Pennsylvania? Motherfuckers were working in coal mines and shit. And here you are in 2022 complaining over a Reese's, like a pussy. You were never meant to win at life. Oh, Dad, can I get some candies? Of course, son. Get what you'd like. I'll just get these.

Is that all you're getting? Why don't you grab something else? Really? I can get more? Of course. Anything you'd like. Okay, um, I'm gonna grab these and, um, these also. Just don't tell your mother, okay? Don't worry, Dad. I won't tell Mom. Son, grab those peanut Eminems for your dear old dad, okay? The one video where I'm proud to be a man.

You see, audience, I aspire to be a dad like this. that one day. What's that son? Mom told you not to get the Reese's? Fuck your mom. I'm the one that made the paycheck. Yeah what you want son. I'm fucking rich. Dude, we should go to the movies tonight. Oh, I'm so down for the movie. Okay, here's the plan. You have to ask my mom because if I ask her, she's gonna say no. She's your mom, you ask her. Trust me, she'll only say yes if you ask her. That makes no sense. Don't believe me? Watch this. Hey mom, can we stop at McDonald's? No, we're not going to McDonald's. So you're saying that moms are also fucking death. I swear I'm in the worst position ever. Not only do I have a mother that remembers shit that never happened,

she can hear me 10 years from now talking shit about her. Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is crazy. See, I told you, you have to ask. Oh my gosh, I guess you're right. Uh, okay. Um, excuse me, Miss, um, Topper's mom. What, oh, oh, what is it, sweetie? Can me and Topper go to the movies? Uh, I, I don't know. Beg her, beg her. Please, please? Um, okay, let me Talk to your mother and if she's okay with it, okay, I can take you guys. I noticed that the general meme across all these videos is that if you're an entitled little fucking pussy ass soy boy, if you beg mommy hard enough, she will get it for you. Unfortunately, that will not be the type of father I will be.

I feel so bad for the Nordic seed in my nutsack that will soon be my children. Because I'm actually going to train them to be a fucking man. None of this soy boy shit. Oh, can we go to the movies? Shut the fuck up. Okay, I'm gonna drop them off in 10 minutes. Bye. Oh, let's go!

Let's go! We're going to the movie! And I'm gonna go the fuck outside. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Before thinking, I completely eradicated Roblox cringe with my YouTube videos.

Turn me up, I'm trying to point me to a s' What? That's tough he had a lot. I'm gay-em-m-m-- It turns out I was heavily mistaken. Like it, I keep it a stack. It's a stack. The beginning of my YouTube channel has been founded upon making Roblox videos.

Like America and racism, I was Rith and Roblox. We went together perfectly. Since my newfound success, I tried to disconnect from my heinous past and rather questionable thumbnails and move on to greater things. That aged horribly. Rith, what the ff? Make more Roblox videos. Rith, I'm gonna kill myself if you don't make another fucking Roblox video.

What the fuck, nita? Hey, okay, for fuck's sake, fine. Let's see if this video gets taken down before we even finish this shit. I think I realized why I don't make these videos anymore. Listen, audience, I'm a normal guy just like you. Every day I wake up, I like to go and have a breakfast and take a shit and have a good day. But whenever I wake up and I have to record a YouTube video because it is my job. And this was the only shit that would pay me money at the time.

No wonder I wanted to fucking kill myself. You tell me, would you want to continue living? If every day on your computer screen was twerking Roblox character, if you listen to the sound of my voice carefully, you don't want this life. Stupid ass, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck. Bitch, I don't give a. You're seven years old.

I still can't believe that there's six and seven-year-olds out there that actually you're talking about e-dating on the fucking internet. Like it, dude, let's not forget that five years ago you popped out of your mama's And here you are five years later talking about marriage and shit. Like, my fuck, I guarantee you if I ask you to tie your shoe, you don't even know how to do that. Go back to studying your ABCs, you fucking piece of cartilage. Oh, look how cute these e-daters are across the computer screen. I'm seriously asking you guys, who the fuck gets jealous of these people?

Because I would rather be single and not dating anybody than dating some dumb fuck across the universe from my computer. Because think about it, it must be such a lonely, life to live. Because the second the internet goes out, oh, what the fuck are you gonna do? You ain't gonna do shit. Your fucking femboy ass can't be prancing around everywhere to your e-girlfriend because the internet and the electricity went out. How fucking sad is that? He's just not a pottyly. Yeah, that's cool, but women are like f***oms. Once they've been used, they're fucking useless and you throw them in the trash can. If I had to take a fat guess by looking at your steak fucking tuna smelling ass,

smelling like you off the fucking poop deck of deadliest catch. You was probably one worthless Yankee bitch that nobody wants to do anything with you. If I look at your outfit, it clearly shows me that you all about daddy's money and you ain't sh-it. You motherfucker are for the streets. You know what this shit reminds me of? There's a certain meme where there's about five black men in the background with one white girl in the middle. I don't know. Are you guys thinking of the same thing that I'm thinking? Are you sure where, yeah, yeah, we're thinking of the same thing.

We're all dirty. Shout out to all the Latinas, the goth ones. The cowboy boot wearing ones, the crazy ones. I don't care. I see a Latina bitch with white or black toes, and I start acting like a damn dog. Well, shit. Dude, why don't you tell us how you really feel? I completely and totally understand if somebody has a tight.

If you're attracted to those gay pride feminist, activists, then, hey, go ahead. I guess you're attracted to two. If you're attracted to tomboys, you're, I don't blame you. But damn, what do you see that is so interesting about an emo guy? I mean, look at this guy. Do you think that this is genuine husband? material because he looks like one minor inconvenience away from killing himself that is some p pussish i can't have that in my life and you're telling me that you will act like a damn dog

because of this guy what the hell are your standards holy shit i'm sorry girl but i think you might have gotten cheated on actually you didn't get cheated on you got fmoosed you got bamboozled if i were you i would be jumping off the manhattan bridge right about now her ain't no saving that You have been famoose Words cannot describe the amount of disappointment That's on my face This Robloxian went through the extra inconvenience, The extra problem

So that they can get the extra ability To screenshot another person's Lego booty in Roblox In the name of all good things left in this world Like my YouTube channel Bro, what the fuck? Somebody baptized this sick piece of shit. To be honest, girl, I don't know why you're acting like you're not the problem. First off, girl, you're e-dating on Roblox of all fucking applications.

And I would assume you're dating on Roblox because you're too young to date on other dating apps. You know, where all the real degenerate sh is. So you decided to compromise by dating on Roblox totally no weirdos on that application. And it somehow didn't cross your mind that. Oh, me, a vulnerable 13-year-old girl that just started puberty, has a weirdo guy that's e-dating me across the country, and he wants to see my kitty on the webcam. Okay, I think there's a problem.

And for some reason, you didn't see any of that as a red flag. You were the start of the issue because you're fucking stupid. Bro, you've got a lot to learn. This motherfucker thinks that cating a girlfriend is just part of a trendy trend on robot. Honestly, man, I am glad you are not my son. Because if you were, you would get smacked the fuck up. But if you want a girlfriend, and I'm talking a genuine girlfriend that doesn't smell like fucking expired sushi.

If you want a girlfriend, here's my big tip. Go the f***c outside. I promise you, there is a beautiful woman out there that is named Anastasia. Her hair is long, she is beautiful and she is pure. When motherfuck are you looking like that, you are far from obtaining any woman of that caliber. Go the fuck outside. Work on yourself, King. I think I just threw up in my fucking mouth.

That's supposed to be a guy. That's not a fucking guy. This is just another reason why you should not be e-dating on the fucking internet. You got all the fucking he-they and she-thays out there. You don't know what the fuck you're dating anymore. Oh yeah, baby, my pronouns are she her? Bro, shut the fuck up. No, it isn't.

You're not a woman. You're a f***ed-up science experiment. Hey, I'm a fuck. I go back to living with Bigfoot. Yeah, that totally doesn't sound creepy in the slightest. has absolutely no idea that this woman even exists. And there is actually a woman out there that is stalking his every move online. I would hate to be sleeping in night and then I see random fucking pebbles thrown on my window.

And then I look on my window, then there's a random fucking seven-year-old that's like, oh yeah, baby, come here, make the fuck out with me. I would be freaked out. But it's okay. I have an AR-15. Mine number mine. Meeting on the mine is mine is fine is keepers. Oh hi, I'm a creeper.

So nice. Nice to meet you. All right. people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. We got the face cam now so you guys can finally stop complaining. Well yeah, today, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be taking a gander at some more dream stands. Now at this point, ladies and gentlemen, you might be thinking, oh, why am I doing dream stands once again? I made several videos talking about it. Well, you see, audience, I found one specific dream stand that we're going to be checking out today. This little girl right here is so obsessed with the dream S&P. It's practically her entire life.

So yeah, we're going to be checking out this TikTok here today. But before we get into the video, video please subscribe to the channel I deeply appreciate it but you with that being said let's go ahead and check out this ticotker because my lord is she annoying hello I'm gonna be telling you and writing writers in the dream team and why I love them so much I think it I think that's pretty self-explanatory that you have to say the oh yeah I love the dream team ever so much yeah we get that that is like the entire reason I'm making this whole YouTube video you like the dream SMP I I had no idea sap nap looks so good in this Like I cut like the sweater and like the fact that it's like baggy on him and like the jeans

What are you talking about? Ladies and gentlemen, are you looking at this TikTok right now? Are you saying that Snap? Sap nap looks good in this? He literally looks like a high school band kid. He looks nothing special. I'm sorry to all you dream SMP fans, right? But whenever I'm looking at Sap nap right now, I'm sorry, but the dude looks like an absolute little kid, all right? He dresses like he's 12. The dude dresses like he's 12 years old. Do you genuinely think that wow, dude, sap nap? I want to. piece of that in my bedroom tonight. To anybody, and I mean absolutely anybody that is thinking that, then, dude, you're a lost cause. And like the jeans, he looks so good in this. No, he doesn't. Solid eight out of ten. What do you mean? Eight out of ten? I have no idea if I even heard her

correctly, but dude, eight out of ten like, like, that's like, that's like Bachelorette sexy. The fact that you're going to say that sap nap is like an eight out of ten, that, dude, what am I that? I must be like 11,000. If you're thinking that sap nap is like an eight out of ten, Dude, I must be like the sexiest man on the planet. And I'm not even giving myself too much credit, bro. I mean, it's just my rightful place to be the sexiest man on Earth. But dude, sap nap? Like, why sap nap?

Why is she crying? What? Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know about you, but I absolutely adore whenever a Minecraft dreamstand is having a mental breakdown. Oh, dream. Oh, Tommy In it, you're my coping mechanism. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know anybody on the green. the earth that actually watches a dream or a Tommy Init video and genuinely finds like their coping

mechanism to reside inside of their content. But dude, it's just a couple American and British people playing Minecraft, a block video game. I mean, it's not that crazy. I know like how a majority of people on the internet, they're like, I love you guys. I love the fans. But audience, I'm just going to go ahead to give you guys a run for your money. Okay, the majority of these guys that say, I love you.

I love the audience. They don't actually love you. They only like the money that you provide them. But I mean, at the end of the day, if you're wanting to be like this individual right here and absolutely worship and bow down and suck their toes of each and every single DreamSMP member, then by all means, go ahead. Who honestly cares? Now, look, audience, I'm pretty sure a prime majority of you guys do not know this about me. But ironically, I am actually from Florida. So as a Florida man, as a man that lives in Florida, as a man that has 99.9% chance came in contact with Dream in the real world.

How many ounces of care do I actually give? None. Because guess what? He's a YouTuber. I'm a YouTuber. Wow. It's almost like everybody's a YouTuber. Nobody should care that you're a YouTuber. You got five subscribers. You got 29 million subscribers. Big deal. Like, bro, Dream can knock on my front door right now and say that, you know what, I'm dreaming. I'm here to give you a shout out. You know, you know, congratulations to Dream. You know, thank you so much, by the way. But at the end of the day, whenever I answer my door step to go ahead and answer Dream at my front door, I'm not going to be like, oh, oh, wow, Dream. Give me your subscriber count.

You are so ugly. TikTok, TikTok. Why? That was so unnecessary. Now, I know that this is not necessarily a dream stand video, right? But dude, I don't know why she think that she is all that inside of her TikTok videos. I mean, I'm sorry, girl, but who was inside of your comment section trying to flatter you up? I mean, what kind of Simp was in your DMs trying to say that, yeah, oh, girl, you're so beautiful. They're lying to you.

Stop lying to yourself. So this could be like some hypothetical case, right? Imagine if this girl's like smoking hot, right? Which obviously, you know, you know, she isn't. She could be smoking hot from all crevices. But I promise you, the second that I find out that she's a dream stand, oh, she is automatically 0% sexiness. Like, that is rock bottom trash.

But hey, you know what? I'm all for self-body positivity, right? But just be aware from my opinion and other people's opinions around you. Because, look, if I think that I'm smoking hot, then nobody else is. You know what I'm saying? So, uh. 67,000 followers and 5.4 million likes on TikTok. Uh, that's, that, that, that equates to literally nothing.

To anybody that doesn't know, 5.4 million likes on TikTok, it's practically nothing. You get like zero money from that. I know for a fact that me at 9,000, 10,000 subscribers, whenever subcount I'll be out whenever I drop this video. I guarantee you me at 9,000, 10,000 subscribers on YouTube.com has definitely gathered a lot more revenue in money compared to this woman right here with 67K on TikTok. Plowed on TikTok is absolutely nothing. If you got 67K on TikTok, you're a nobody. I can literally get one 500th of the views that she gets on TikTok,

and I still make more money than you. So at the end of the day, Dreamstand, I think I'm the clear winner here. You can go ahead and flex to me your $10 bill, your Alexander Hamilton's, your General Grant, your Benjamin Franklin's all you want, but bro, I took the cake. And best of all, ladies and gentlemen, at least I have a father that lives. It has a working heart. You are disgusting.

The reason why this girl is disgusting, ladies and gentlemen, is imagine going to bed. Imagine, but right before you go to bed, you're thinking about Carl Jacobs before you hit the sheets at night. I do not want any of my subscribers thinking about me before they go to bed, bro. That just sounds creepy. That just sounds weird. And if you expect me to do at you on TikTok of all platforms, you must have extremely high hopes for somebody like me and anybody like Carl Jacobs to do at you. That is already like a one in one billion chance of happening. Like, it's never going to occur.

Carl Jacobs' subcount is like three times Las Vegas. That's like one in three Las Vegas's of you getting recognition. It's never going to happen. It's never going to occur. If you think that you're going to get some publicity off a Carl Jacobs through this, then you might as well delete your TikTok account because guess what? It ain't happening, fella. My red flags.

Oh, boy, this is going to be good. All right, let's just go ahead and read like two of these, all right? And we're going to be done. My red flags are a Pisces, Aries, and a Gemini. Oh, you're one of those. Yeah, I don't mess with Titus because he's a Scorpio. Nobody wants to mess with a Scorpio, okay, Samantha? And if he also takes one to two business weeks to reply, okay, I think he's cheating on me.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you're trying to look for a suitor in your life, all right? If you're trying to look for these types of people right here and these are your red flags, to not be surprised whenever you're 80 years old and you have yet to marry anybody in your entire life. Because if you have a red flag for somebody that is a Pisces, i.e. myself, then I think you should just give up on trying to find a suitor for life. Because honestly, your expectations are way too high for anybody to even deserve you. And it's not the fact that you're better than them. It's just the fact that you're so picky and nobody would want you. But anyways, ladies and gentlemen, that's going to be it for today's video. I'm going to go back to where the dark ones came.

Hope you enjoyed later. Remember I ended up hearing sirens? And I did not know where they're coming from as I was doing the devil's tangle. What the fuck? Devils. Why are the feds here in the first place? You better not be a kid. Remember I ended up hearing sirens?

Devils. Alright, audience, what's up? We got some more creepy jelly bean clones. I made a video about this guy a few days ago. Honestly, one of my weirdest videos ever. Check out this video after you watched this one. Anyways, I asked you guys for a thousand likes and you guys delivered. So here I am today, um, giving you a part two.

A thousand likes for part three. Her parents called the cops on me. Part one. Okay, so honestly, getting the cops called in you, is it fun? Wow, dude, no shit. Yeah, getting the cops caught on you, honestly, um, not fun. I uploaded a meme to Instagram and people thought I was going to shoot up the school. Now, obviously, an innocent man like myself, um, I would never commit such a heinous act.

Why would people think that? I don't know. I mean, my name's Dylan, but I'm not Dylan Klebele. Especially when it's a parent of a girl that you're doing the Devils Tango with. Does anybody find this funny? You know, Devil's Tango. Uh, Devil's Tango. This is what happens when you say Devil's Tango.

You're not funny. Please quit YouTube. I remember one time I was hanging out of this girl and she was like a part of our friend group and she was really hot Bro, if all these stories were true, you already know Baba would be the biggest stud of all time She was outstanding and let's just say she was really really rich He's pulling the girls in the porta potty's he's pulling girls that were actually guys He's pulling the rich girl. He's pulling like every single nationality in social status But well unfortunately Bob is nothing but a liar so uh

Take it of what you will now I'm not saying I was hanging out with her because she was rich Yes it was shut the fuck but it was nice but it was nice how she would give us meals and stuff and she would pay for him. Oh, thank goodness the rich girl provides you a bunch of meals. Why do you sound like an orphan? I know you was eating her food, but I know you was eating something else. When I was a group, but I remember one time she asked me specifically to come over. But she asked me to come at a specific time because she said,

oh, like, my parents, like, are leaving for the weekend, but like we have like a really high-end security system. So, like, you have to come, like, maybe like more towards the night so they won't see you. Doesn't that just defeat the purpose of a security system? Yeah, dude, we have a high-tech security system. So please come at night. You know, when a security system should, should be functioning the most. Yeah, dude, swell idea for Cucci. And obviously I was like,

you know, like, damn, this girl's hot. She's only hot because she's rich. And obviously I was like, you know, like, damn, this girl's hot. You know, she's well put together. And you're about to put her back together. You know what I'm saying? Hot, rich girl brings you over to her home, home alone at night. If our anime protagonist doesn't secure feet picks, I'm gonna be disappointed. You know, why not? Like, why not? So I remember I got in my car late on night and I ended up going to her house around like almost two, three o'clock, basically. And when I got there, Let's just say the craziest thing ended up happening. So you're telling me you arrived at a girl's house home alone at two in the morning.

And you're telling me you didn't expect Cucci. This guy's capping so hard. When I got to her place, I remember basically I sat at my car and I texted her saying, Hey, like, is it clear to come in? She told me to basically go around the back and climb in through her window. What the hell is this? Isn't this what EDP wanted? Our boy, Baba's just living the EDP dream, bro.

Is she 13, though? Let's find out. Oh, because there are apparently no cameras at her. her window. This has got to be the worst security system I've ever seen. How do you have a house that has like this top end security system and you don't protect your daughter's window? These parents have got to be so brain dead, bro. How did they how did they get rich? I want to know that. So that's what I did. I literally ended up going, you know, around the house, parking my car like across the street so it doesn't look like it was parked on her street and basically jumped through the damn window of her room.

And when I got in, she's like, hey, like you look really cute. Bro, what the fuck? What the higgity diggity damn is this you was climbing through a girl's window and she calls you cute this has got to be the freakiest girl i've ever seen and after that we just instantly started making out stop the cat we started making out i remember me and her were going back and forth and we ended up actually funny enough doing the devil's tango yeah devil's tango you're not funny and i remember we didn't just do it in her room though we ended up going all around the house it was kind of gross and i know it's kind of gross to say that on here but we ended up doing it and what ended up happening next well let's just say i heard Siren.

Aw, damn, she was underage. Nah, bro, she wasn't underage. I mean, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna assume that yet. We already know this guy triggered the alarm system. Imagine the security footage. You see his naked ass on the screen. Remember I ended up hearing sirens, and I did not know where they're coming from. The sirens were coming to your house and you damn well know it from as I was doing the

Devils Tango with this girl. You know, maybe Baba learned his lesson to not do the devil's tango and all these girls, but, uh, I highly doubt it. This man smells a female. He's always on the prow for Cucci. And I remember I was kind of like, what's going on. Like, are you good? And she instantly starts freaking out.

She's like, oh my goodness, like, they're going to come. Like, you gotta get out of here like now. This dude just got caught in 4K. Bro, I would hate if the feds were looking at the security camera, and they just saw my naked ass just dogging, bro. You know, this girl could have easily figured out this whole thing. Like, you could have maybe like, oh, I don't know, turned off the security system. But then again, we're talking about a woman here.

So, uh... And instantly started realizing that there were cameras all over the house. Not just outside of the house, but inside the house. Wow, dude, no way. A security system has cameras inside the house. Wow. You're actually an idiot. You are like too stupid to insult. And I started pointing it out at her and she's like, Uh-oh, I think my parents might have caught us. Bro. Oh, oh no. So you're telling me that the parents just saw their naked-ass daughter getting dogged by naked-ass Baba, bro. Oh, oh, dude, that's got to be a sight to see. And I'm like, how would your parents catch us? They're all the way across the world. They looked at the security camera. It's not that difficult. They caught you in your naked ass, fair and square. Deal with it.

And then I realized that cops ended up coming and there was an alarm and let's say she got a text saying you're grounded. That's it? Like, you get grounded for literally getting dogged? That is like the best punishment I've ever seen. Bro, if I just got done getting sodomized, I think my punishment would be a lot worse than grounding. And that's what I knew? We are totally screwed. You were totally screwed.

I think you were screwed in something else. I remember I ran upstairs back to a room, absolutely naked. Yeah, we confirmed that. What, booty naked ass? I remember I ran upstairs back to a room? Absolutely naked and just instantly started putting on my clothes. clothes and I jumped out her window and basically ran towards my car. But as I ran towards my car, I remember I saw cop cars literally parking out of driveway. So I remember I kind of snook around

the cop car and instantly got in my car and got away luckily. This is the worst security, the dumbest police of all time. And you're telling me this bastard still got away. I don't believe it for a second. Cops didn't question it. They saw me, but they weren't questioning anything. And they were mostly questioning, you know, the hot chick that I was doing the devil's tangle with. But at the end up getting away. So fall for more embarrassing stories. How the story should have went is that she actually snitched on you and that, uh, she was actually underage, quote unquote, and you're now a pedophile. That's just how

women work, bro, though. They got their allegation. Anyways, this story was absolute cap. I did it in a porta pot. Bro, bro. Remember back when I was in high school? Another high school story. Where does this man get coochie? There was a girl I was talking to, that was really freaky. You was not telling me this girl's freaky. After all the chicks, after all the... women you've been with. This one is the freaky girl. Oh, you know I'm interested. And my freaky, I mean, she would always Snap me, the most weirdest things.

She sent you nudes. Typical Snapchat. Wait a second. Wasn't this in high school? Was she 18? Hmm? I don't know. Let's just say she always kind of wanted to do the devil's tangle.

Like all the time, every time we talk on Snapchat. Usually this is a common thing for teenagers to do. Like, let's be real here. Our hormones can't handle it. Bro, what? You know, I'm not trying to like assume anything about this guy, of course. Like, bro, why are you saying that? Teenagers can't handle their hormones.

I mean, I'll admit, I was 13 once. I was pretty horny. I don't know, dude. For the course of the story, I just, I just think this is kind of weird. That's just my opinion. I don't know if this is like your personal experience, but like around 15 is when I started controlling my hormones.

But then again, I expected you to be a wanker to begin with. But at the same time, I remember one time, me and my buddy Lane were planning like to hang out and stuff. And my buddy Lane basically was bringing his girlfriend along, so I remember I brought her along. And we ended up going on this car ride. We ended up going on this car ride for a while, and we ended up going to like this really uphill spot

where we basically all hung out and chill and stuff. A lot of couples go down there to like do the, Devils Tangle. Anyways, I'm gonna speed up this story. This girl's pretty freaky. Me and this girl entered the Port-a-Pottie, we ended up just straight up doing the Devils Tango. I know. Surprising, right? But over time, it went on for a while, and I remember my buddy ended up walking up to the porta-potty, knocking on it saying, hey, like, you guys done in there? Like, dude, like, in almost an hour. We gotta go home. It's getting dark out. In conclusion, um, Baba likes, um, Portable Sex. Subscribe to my channel if you don't like portable

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