Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 59

Episode Date: November 23, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 59

Alright people what's up? Brain rot content. Oh my god, there's a lot of it. A few months ago, I made a video on the King of Brain Rot, known as Tom Sings, where this man basically gets a bunch of Snapchat filters and puts the most god-awful editing into one video. And because of this god-awful method of getting kids to subscribe to his YouTube channel, he has gotten over 5 million subscribers. Now listen, there's a lot of really bad brain rot content creators out there. You got this guy, this guy. Oh, we don't want to...

want to talk about him. But the one that just continues to evolve backwards is this gentleman here. Anyways, grab your antidepressants because I cannot promise that you will not be suicidal at the end of this video. Let's begin. Happy, happy, happy. This is the face I make when you guys want me to react to more brain rot videos. Anyways, despite you guys heavily contributing to my mental health decline, can we just appreciate how poorly edited all these videos are? The background. It's AI, the compressed video quality of a fucking Snapchat filter.

The poor souls that Tom Sings hires to edit these YouTube shorts. Listen, if I was a YouTube editor and I got offered two job positions, one from Mr. Beast and one from Tom Sings, if you work for Mr. Beast, you are chancing your luck of Chris Tyson touching you in a very perverted way. But at what cost is it really to work for Tom Sings over Mr. Beast? At least if you work for Mr. Beast, you're still going to have a little bit of sanity. Because if this guy was my fucking boss, I think that I would be hanging from a tree right about now. Is this seriously what you decided to name this guy, Bomb Bomb?

You look like a BombBomb getting bummed by five men. I just realized that this video is flipped horizontally. The like button was flipped horizontally. Okay, I can get past that. But when I see the sorry word flipped backwards, oh my lord, I can tell how cheap. this video is. How much you want to bet that he just re-uploaded this video but flip the video horizontally so that YouTube doesn't shadow ban it? I'm willing to bet that Tom Sinks is that lazy and willing to do that. Seriously look at this guy and then tell me that he's not the type of guy

to do that. This guy is so low budget on his videos, practically 90% of his video content is AI. At this point, I'm not putting anything past this guy. Nice job, Tom. You think I wouldn't fucking notice. That middle finger in the video is totally not a coordinated part of his editing. Fuck you too, Tom. Five minutes later. What in the shit am I looking at? I'm willing to bet that Tom Sings has the craziest video AI prompts he types into the keyboard. Why is there boogers?

Why is there a tomato? Why is he standing up like a fucking human? This cannot be the reason that our ancestors has fought for hundreds of years to get this type of technology for us to use it like this because this is just fucking silly. But hey, maybe I'm just not noticing something because I'm not the one with 5 million subscribers. Maybe we all have a little bit of something to learn from Tom Sings. Just kidding, no we don't.

Nobody take this guy as a role model. Huh? Huh? Oh. Oh. I feel like this is all of you guys' faces that tell me to oil up right now. I swear some of y' y'all are creepy as f***, and I guarantee you that. majority of you look like this.

Oh, Rith. Oil up. Moyal up, Rith. Bro, y'all are fucking weird. Bro, you're weird. Poo-de-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Put your goofy little fucking thumb away. Oh, ho, Steve, D-Bee-Degoo.

Shut the fuck up, Tom. I got absolutely no respect for this guy because he is single-handedly destroying the youth. Just remember, audience, when your kids grow up, they're going to be experiencing people that are similar, if not worse, to Tom's. I sincerely want that to sink in and make you realize that you don't want kids anymore. This guy being your kid's role model. Yeah, yeah, no, get a vasectomy immediately. No, no, no, no, no. Tom, what the hell even is this?

Did this guy actually just do what I think he just did? Yeah, no, I think he actually did it. This man just got four of his YouTube shorts and just put them into a multi-compilation at the same time. This is like brain rot, but four times the brain rot effect. It's already one thing to have brain rot on screen and subway surfers at the bottom. But this, ladies and gentlemen, this is on another level. If you compare the stimulation of Tom Sings right here to Topper Guild and Zong and even me, we would look like a live stream of a Sunday church service compared to this man.

The stimulation in this video is extending beyond the fucking stratosphere. This is so unbelievably bad for children. Ha! Aww! You know, that's probably the only good thing that's happened throughout this whole video. Seeing Tom Sings get popped in the fucking mouth really just made my day better. I just really hope the eyeball part of this video is something of similar effect. Bobbo, Bobo!

Okay, Tom, at this point, you're just giving children an LSD high without the LSD. Even I'm sitting here, a fully grown boy, him scratching my head at what's the fuck I am looking at. Listen, Tom, you look like the type of guy that probably has kids right about now. Do you ever make them watch your content and see the shit that you're doing to them? Do you not see the drool leaking out of their fucking skulls whenever they're watching your shit videos? Because if you do, I sincerely hope you realize that there is something that you need to change about your YouTube channel. You're genuinely ruining the next generation of children. I hope you know that. And it's because of stupid shit like this.

I hate when he does that stupid little thumbs up every single video. Hey kids, did you feel brain rotting yet? Well, subscribe to my fucking cha- Please, Tom, delete your channel. You would be doing society a huge favor. Surely you've made enough money by now to retire. You can quit now. How much you want to bet that this is Tom's actual build in real life?

Imagine being the wife to Tom Sings and you have to be in bed with that every night. I know that I said earlier that he might be a dad and have kids right about now. But with a build like that, I don't know how much action he's ever gonna fucking get. If you're built like that and have a melted baby Ruth in between your chest. Oh, Lordy, I hope you never have children. You would just be genetically spawn killing them at that point. By the way, YouTube, this is a joke. I have no idea what Tom Sings' actual build looks like.

I'm sure the he looks like a very hot man with very chiseled abs, thank you. Listen, my brain just exploded from this video, and I think it's time to conclude. Audience, subscribe if you want me to react to more brain rot content. With that being said, I'll catch you all later. All right, people, what's up? Today I found more of the worst Roblox TikToks. You know, honestly, I should have seen that one coming. Is it a surprise to me that there's a Roblox relationship that's 50 years apart?

Absolutely not. Muffuckus waiting for this girl to ripen up like the fucking stock market. And bro, where is your pride? How are you going to talk to an 11-year-old girl with a French shirt that has your spermicide on it? You disgusting fella. And also, not even to mention the fact that you were using Lucas Graham in your TikTok. I absolutely take personal offense to that. Why do people associate good music with child deadlers?

I have no idea. But these Roblox motherfuckers ruin it all, bro. There is no way that is the most expensive limited in Roblox. I swear, bro, what are these kids putting their interest into? When I was waking up on a nice 10 a.m. morning when I was 10 years old, I thought about my fucking Pokemon cards. I wasn't thinking about scamming 60-year-old men on Roblox to get the fucking limited. It doesn't even look cool. It looks like dog shit. If I were to spend money inside of a video game, it would so easily be the Black Ops 2 camos.

I'm not trying to look like Master Shifu with Down syndrome. All I'm saying is that this is a huge waste of money. See how many words I got. Fuck. Hello, I am the creator of the game, and because you lost so fast you will get an extra punishment. Follow me. What the fuck?

Guys, I know that Roblox TikTok is continuously making jokes about pedophilia, but I'm going to be honest, all jokes do stem from a hint of truth. And I think there might be more child diddlers inside of Roblox than we imagine. I don't know the age of that kid, but that kid is five years old. What kind of reverse rape, hentai haven shit am I listening to? I'll give you guys one particular idea. It doesn't sound very fucking legal. Faster. Faster baby girl.

You will do this every day. Yes, dad. I want to talk to the parents of the person that made this video, I would just like to ask their parents, I'd be like, hey, tell me. What the fuck is your son doing? Are you seeing his shitty sense of humor? Please spank his ass with the biggest spoon in the house? Make sure he's not able to sit on his gaming chair after that and make another one of these TikToks. I would personally let my son stop a bullet train before I let him back on Roblox. Because this, ladies and gentlemen, this is just fucking awful. Okay, I think this is like the 50th sexy shirtless men TikTok I've seen on Roblox. Never have I ever watched one of these shirtless men TikToks and my weenie was rock hard.

And it's not because I've been erectile dysfunction, it's probably because this video is so unattractive that it reverts back into my body. I mean, shit, I don't even need a vasectomy. I could just watch this TikTok and eventually, poof, it's gone. No more potential e-daters for you, Roblox. Again, ladies and gentlemen, what the fuck? We were literally just on this topic. When will these five-year-olds realize that on Roblox you can't actually be sexy in real life, likewise in Roblox. These are two different fucking dimensions. I'm sure Dr. Strange explained that shit. I'm really sorry, kids, but that's not how the world works. You can have a

six-pack in Roblox with a seven-inch dick. That doesn't mean anything. You can still look like a shit-stained pimple-face, ass-wipe looking like you have a gyna in real life. I think this is your time to shine and go the fuck outside. Why am I getting vibes that I'm looking at something very illegal. This looks like some shit you'd see on the black market. Don't worry guys, only for $500, you could buy someone's fucking rib cage. I feel like the only people that buy six-packed t-shirts are people that are unironically fat as hell. I'm looking at you, Nick. Boy yeah, if you actually sold these Roblox six-packed t-shirts on that video game, honestly, hats off to you. I'm sure a Harvard University fucking car salesman graduate wouldn't be able to do that shit.

Do you guys feel that feeling I'm feeling? You know, the feeling where all your five fucking senses are revolting at what the shit you're seeing on screen is? This shit's activating my anal cavity. Hold on. Give me a fucking second. Oh, there's no toilet paper. Fuck.

What's up, guys? Shitass here. I'm not quite sure what Elster is to say. I mean, yes, e-dating is a bona fide sin. But I'm pretty sure these losers know that by now in the Roblox community. I think at this point you should just cast them into the lake of fire and become fucking ashes at my family barbecue. Another one of these, another glimpse of humanity failing.

Bro, I dead ass been stuck inside my house for the past four days. I'm not even going out. And this shit doesn't even make me want to go outside anymore. I think at this point with the amount of stupidity that mankind has truly revolved itself around, I think staying indoors may not seem like a bad idea anymore. If you avoid the idiots, you avoid the adversity. Lady, he's excited. He's more than fucking excited.

He creamed as boxers already. My fucka already exploded in his fruit of the looms. And for what, too? It's a Roblox date. It isn't even real. I swear y'all, the ugliest girl in your math class can probably go near this guy and he will cream his panties immediately. This guy could be in the six foot vicinity of a woman and he's just going to be like, uh, BBG, smother those fucking tities on me.

This dude isn't going to be going anywhere in life. Ajax, buddy. What the fuck are you doing? You know, Ajax, when you were placed on this plane, and you actually had a purpose. You were meant to grow up, get a nice job, have a nice Italian, stallion wife, raise a few kids, and raise a multi-billion dollar company and leave generations to come with millions of dollars left. And oh how far the apple has fucking fallen from the tree.

You had that kind of opportunity in future, but you threw it away over a fucking queen on Roblox. At this point, I can't even feel sorry for you. Honestly, baby girl, if you saw what I did earlier in that fucking toilet, you would not be wanting to kiss my ass. If you want to pressure wash my ass crack, then by all means. But I'm just warning you, if you die at the smell of my cheesers, then that's on you. But anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. All right, people, what's up? This creepy brain rot p-hunter apparently hates me. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Rocky

Raccoon. This guy is a guy that got exposed. around seven months ago for being a PDF file where this gentleman Rocky Raccoon likes to draw underage girls in very sexual settings Yeah pretty fucking demented if you ask me not only are you drawing a girl that is supposed to depict a child not only is that doll that's voiced in Squid game voiced by an actual child but this motherfucker decided to cope on a live stream saying that he wasn't trying to draw a child sexually So the Squid Game Dog was basically doing the Jacko Pose. I did not mean to, in any way, sexualized the Squid Game Dog. I also did not, at first I also did not that the girl was supposed to be a child. Because it's just a dog.

It's not a real person. It's just a dog. And then he starts fake crying like a little baby bitch. I'm trying to do my best. But all I feel that is that everyone is that everyone is that is hating on me for no reason. Dude, shut the fuck up. You sound like a weasel getting his lungs punctured. Oh yeah, he also defended a guy that was sending cheese pizza in his Discord server.

And by the way, audience, when I say cheese pizza, I'm not talking about cheese pizza. But if you know what I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about. Anyways, a certain individual joined Rocky Raccoon's Discord server and dropped illegal material inside the Discord chat. And long story short, everybody wanted to ban this person for saying. illegal cheese pizza inside of the Discord chat. However, the main character of this video, Rocky Raccoon, said this. I say he gets one more chance. This is not a simple issue.

Bro, what, whoa, whoa, wait, why, why, why, why, why. Somebody sent cheese pizza inside of your Discord server. How can it not be more simple than that? If you allow certain types of content into your Discord server, then the general idea is that you're fine with the fucking content. Every single one of your admins tried telling you to base you to base, and this guy because they didn't want to be accused of being PDF files. But it's pretty fucking weird.

The only guy that's drawing underage girls in sexual ways. He's defending the guy that's sending illegal child material inside of your Discord chat. Coincidence, I think not. And finally, just an honorable mention about this guy. The bio of his YouTube channel says, Are you into 13 plus animation memes? Look no further. Meanwhile, his YouTube content consists of mainly this shit.

Yeah, because throwing ass in stripper poles is totally normal for 13 year old children. And not only that, he is also promoting his 18 plus Patreon content in his YouTube videos. The fucking weird that you're promoting 18 plus content to your allegedly 13 plus audience. In my opinion, audience, I think he likes children. Woo! Finally, I got the introduction out of the way. This is Rocky Raccoon, ladies and gentlemen. And this guy, of all people, stated that he fucking hates me.

Anyways, to make a long story very short, I was leaked a bunch of screenshots from Shappie Sway's Discord server. You know, the other BrainRot player that tried to copyright strike my YouTube channel. Well, here's a quick lore drop. Them two are actually best friends. I don't know if Shappie featured inside of Rocky Raccoon's thumbnail was a dead giveaway, but yeah, they're best friends. And Rocky Raccoon was talking specifically about me in the Discord chat. We have quite a few screenshots to be going over today, and yeah, yeah, it's going to get pretty bloody. Let's begin.

This conversation starts out whenever Rocky Raccoon hopped into Shappi's Discord chat and started by saying, Here's some food for thought. Dude, shut the fuck up. Shappy replied saying, ha ha. Don't do shit. They will leave you alone and move on to the next target. Just for reference, what Rocky Raccoon is talking about here. Rocky Raccoon is suggesting to Shappi that he doesn't do absolutely anything about the situation regarding me and him.

And that he should simply not respond. Personally, audience, I beg to differ. I actually think that talking to me about the whole situation would be a much better idea. I think that if Shappie has absolutely any chance to clear his name, it would be right about now by contacting me. But hey, that's his choice, and that is not the point of this video. Rocky continues by saying, like, they talk about everyone. Even that girl that cleans graves. Just for reference, audience, Rocky Raccoon is referring to my video about the clean girl.

Kiddo, the girl that cleans graves for YouTube views. I wish I could live in a graveyard. I wish I could live in a graveyard yard. I still think that's pretty weird that she does that for YouTube content and views. But go off, Queen. Or some random streamer, nobody knew, but now they do. I fucking hate that Rith guy, and I know damn well they are people that don't like him either. Just some random white guy.

Whoa, whoa, Rocky! Listen, Rocky, what's wrong with white guys? You have a problem with white people? Not only are you a predator, but are you also racist? Not a very good look, buddy. I'm just playing, but you are still a predator. Just some random white guy who makes a living out of reacting to other people's work in the very same negative way in every video. Aren't you the same guy that draws child poor?

His persona is just a Pokemon in a hoodie. Okay, secondly, dumb shit, it's not a Pokemon, it's Animal Crossing. I think you of all people would know about Animal Crossing, Rocky, if you animated this shit. Yeah, thank goodness this character is 3,000 years old. You're a fucking joke, dude. I am aware, still. He's not special in any. Anyway, as there are YouTubers who do the same thing he does.

I know Rocky Raccoon, I'm so unoriginal unlike you. At this point, man, let me please just kiss your fucking feet because I'm inferior. He'd really only be Rocky Raccoon in Shappie Sway pioneering the child Bs genre. You deserve a gold fucking star, Rocky. I wish I could be original just like you, bro. His content has little identity. They're just a bunch of content farming hypocrites. Yeah, uh, says the guy that has a patron.

that is for 18 plus NSFW content. Meanwhile, this is the same guy that packages his videos like a Mickey Mouse fucking clubhouse episode. A bunch of bright colors, flashing lights, and a bunch of jump cuts to keep the attention span. But it's actually not meant for children. It's actually meant for 13 year olds and up. Actually, no, no, no, scratch that. It's actually 18 plus on Patreon. Actually, no, no, no, no, scratch that.

It's not 18 plus because I draw fucking children in sexual ways too. Somebody stop me Actually I wasn't drawing children in sexual ways. I didn't mean for it to be sexual So the squid game dog was basically doing the Jackal Pose. I did not mean to in any way sexualized the squid game dog. I also did- You know what? I'm just gonna start fucking crying now. Yeah, alright man, I'm the fucking hypocrite. I mean, they have a real kid audience. Yeah. We actually don't, X-D.

Well, that's not true. Here's an 8-year-old in your comment section right now. Because we are restricted. Yes, Shappie, I am too. My channel is labeled, not made for kids. And they are showing b-2-2-2-2-2-2. Wow, that is rich. Coming from you, Rocky.

Doesn't your YouTube bio literally say 13-plus? Meanwhile, you're animating content that looks like this. And also, you used to animate children that was depicted below the age of fucking 10. Are you really the one to be calling out? people for showing to children. Do you not promote 18 plus Patreon content to 13 plus children in your YouTube shorts? You motherfucker are actively promoting to children. The entire point of my YouTube channel is to shine light on this content in a negative way.

This is fucking hilarious that in the previous screenshot you were calling me a hypocrite. Dude, get the fuck out of here. Their audience is like some edgy 13 to 15 year old boys. Dude, you literally categorize your shit as 13. Are you genuinely fucking stupid? Anyways, audience, here's the cherry on top of everything. Those people need to find some real hobbies. You know, Rocky, I can say the same thing about you.

There is more to life than liking children. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two about Rocky Raccoon. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. All right, people, what's up? Today, I discovered another Brain Rock channel that is meant for kids. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is going to be by the name of of Slim Tunes, where essentially, just like a bunch of other Brainrod YouTube accounts,

they like to content farm very obvious children's topics and sexualize them for no reason. Taking a look at the YouTube channel, do I really have to zoom in on any of their videos to give you an idea? The thumbnails of the videos speak for themselves, which is good, right? If you're a YouTuber, you should have your thumbnails show you what the video entails. But not when it's oriented towards children's topics of the age of four. Anyways, audience, like the video if you would like my character drawn like that. With that being said, let's begin. Nice, dude, three seconds in the video, and we already got the biggest fucking fucking on screen.

By the way, YouTube, this video is not to sexually gratify anybody. I am simply here to document the downfall of humanity. Anyways, now that I got that out of the way, there is going to be probably a lot worse shit happening later in the video. If they are already displaying this shit, three seconds into the video, They clearly do not care about YouTube community guidelines. They didn't even put a disclaimer at the beginning of their video like I did. So they really are going into this video gung-ho. They don't give a fuck what they put on screen.

What the fuck just happened? In the following 17.5 seconds of the video, we just saw a man-lit dog get fucking mocked by some big-ass purple cat. No audience, I'm not talking about myself. Even though I am six foot too. Ladies DMing. Anyways, bro, 20 seconds into the video. We already have a casualty.

Boobies and death, ladies and gentlemen, that's how you keep the children entertained. I could have swore we already seen this stupid green screen lower third two times already. Is our attention span really that bad that you have to remind the viewer to like and subscribe every 20 fucking seconds? This just goes to show audience on how young the people are that are watching these videos. Would you look at that? The horny bastard didn't die. And it looks like he brought a friend along. I think I'm starting to understand the plot of this story now.

Two pervert dogs trying to get a sneaky peek at the purple cat. This storyline seems pretty linear for a five-year-old boy. A few moments later. Bro, these dogs are complete freakleaks, I swear. Is this what you want, little bro? You want her to fucking poo everywhere? Is this really what gets your knob working and your uncle twerking? This is my exact reaction whenever I saw this on my YouTube homepage.

Yes, audience, you heard me correctly. this was actually on my YouTube homepage. I don't search this shit up, ladies and gentlemen. It's because of the content I make. It's because of y'all weird bastards that my homepage is messed up. I blame you guys for this weird shit. Okay, so it looks like every time there's a new scene on screen, they have to put the like and subscribe thing on screen

to remind viewers every 20 fucking seconds to subscribe. Honestly, this stupid like and subscribe animation is not reminding me to do anything. It's just showing how fucking desperate you are. Audience, you really just have to appreciate the animation budget for this video. I'm looking at the animation quality and I'm like, holy shit, audience, I gotta be just like that. You know, I got my animation, I got my character stills on screen. It's pretty cool, ladies and gentlemen, but it's not this. Maybe one day, ladies and gentlemen, I can animate my videos just like this.

Holy fuck, if I ever get to this point, then I should just retire. What just happened? Did he just shit himself? Or even worse, did he cream? I sincerely hope that he didn't do the second one. Because if he did, I have to upload this video to another website. Audience, I get some of my videos age restricted sometimes for reacting to Roblox TikToks back in the day. And this shit is perfectly fine on YouTube.com? Well, YouTube probably allows this content because, look, the dog accidentally ran into her vagina. The dog didn't do it on purpose, YouTube, it was an accident.

So that means I can get fully monetized on this video. I understand you now, YouTube. I'm glad that we can come to a middle ground and understand why my videos back then got age-restricted and this shit gets monetized. I'm so fucking happy that I see the big picture now. Gee whiz, ladies and gentlemen, this video is just full of weird accidents. Why are they stuck in a wall with their knees sticking out? I wonder how they're going to get out of this. situation. Fucking hell, bro. This is kids' content, by the way.

Is this seriously an outfit that normal women just lounge around with? Some shitty-ass pink skirt from Forever 21 and some pink hey dudes? Yeah, totally seems like a normal lounge around outfit. Not to mention the conveniently placed casting couch in the living room. I wonder where else I've seen this type of couch. Bro, there is only so many excuses I can give to YouTube how I can keep my video monetized. Well, YouTube, you see that the dog is wearing a sun necklace. That means he needs to be warm. And the dog figured that he would be warmer if he were to jump inside of this girl's chest.

It's not because he wanted to be satisfied. It's because he's simply trying to keep warm. Bro, I am fighting for my life to not get age-restricted right now. Please, YouTube, be understanding. I'm just a digital journalist. Please understand. Yeah, no, I give up. There's nothing else I can explain to YouTube at that point.

Ladies and gentlemen, leave a comment if I'm cooked on monetization. for this video. If this dog were to be brought to court right now for sexual harassment, and I were this dog's lawyer, nah, I would be f***. This dog is going to jail. There's nothing else to say. Never mind, he got the fucking death sentence immediately. I don't think I could take any more of this shit. Audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two of slim tunes. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. He's your salary. All right, people, what's up?

Today we're checking out a Karen that gets a traffic ticket and also a traffic ticket that she thinks that she doesn't deserve. This portion of the video is muted because YouTube issued a copyright strike against me because of the music that she was playing in her car. You know, whoever recorded this video, I just wanted to say thank you. I really didn't want to get a copyright strike over this fucking woman's Mommy Mobile FM Radio dog shit. You're doing everything but drive this car. You've gone through emails. You've looked at pictures. Okay.

Everything but drive the car. Okay. It's illegal. Damn, our main character, Mr. Badass, is coming and swinging. You know, you can tell by this guy's voice that he's just not having a good day. Essentially, this woman can say practically anything and he's going to whip out the fucking taser. This woman better have the fear of God into her. She's going to get her fucking ass beat. Okay. Is there a reason you might be doing this? Um, I'm at a...

Are you pulling me over because I'm blocking traffic? Yeah, sure. Oh, thank goodness. The Karen's self-aware. Holy shit, you're getting pulled over because you're blocking traffic? In the middle of the fucking road? Someone give her the fucking Harvard University degree right now. Why is she folding her hands like she's praying to God? Girl, you're not Moses.

The cars are not gonna fucking split apart for you. Um, I'll go ahead and pull you over then. I'll have you pull into the... I didn't mean that... I'll have you pull over into the BP lot, okay? I didn't mean that. Hang tight. You really got to appreciate that.

the Karen's use of I didn't mean that to get out of the fucking ticket. You see, Karen, if you're gonna make a joke, at least make it have a fucking punchline. But then again, when was the last time a female Karen was ever funny? And we were laughing with them, not at them? Fucking never. Pull all the way up, please. Get your driver's license and insurance card, please. You can see the level of fucking defeat on this Karen's face.

She knew she did something bad, but she doesn't want to admit it. She's probably reminiscing about her fucking tax dollars, paying people like this, you know, paying people like them to keep people like her off the fucking road. That's your registration. Is a car registered to you? Why don't you look for your insurance? I'll be back to you in a little bit. Are you able to locate your insurance card? My husband has sent it to me. May I ask what else you're pulling me over again?

Um, nothing, ma'am. Okay, so then am I getting an association? Yes, ma'am. Um, under a house state wall, you can only pull me over for texting if there's another text to give me a video. Well, I've done this 20 years. and you're wrong. Oh shit, get fucked, Karen.

I love how a Karen that gets pulled over for texting and driving is trying to illustrate to an officer and what the fucking law is. Oh, yeah, that's right, because you looked up the law and everything on the fucking internet's true. Go fuck yourself. Um, in the city... I just... I just...

Except for the city of Dublin. You need to look up the city of Columbus, ma'am. This is the code I'm going to actually give you. It's 21, 31.41.44B. I'm actually going to give you a copy of the law today. Great. It is primaries. Murray offense.

Just so you know, also, walking up to a woman's car, you should have pulled me over. You're lucky I didn't have my pepper spray on me. Scared the ever-living shit out of me. What the hell is this woman even talking about? You can say you're a dramatic fucking female all you want, but you realize if you have pepper spray, you first have to roll down your window, which was rolled up, by the way. And if after 10 seconds you don't realize that there's a fucking police officer outside your window and you still pepper spray him, I think that's a felony.

And there's no way you can say in the court it was just a reaction as it takes at least five seconds to roll down a window. This fucking loser is getting nowhere. You would not, if you weren't going through emails, you would probably be more observant. I'm not trying to be an asshole. I'm telling you, as a woman. As a woman you what? Who fucking gives a shit? You have a pussy.

Unless being a woman is a severe disability as what you're trying to make it out to be, and I'm kind of believing it. But no, in the grand scheme of things, women are not a severe mental disability. It's just the majority are a little dramatic sometimes, especially, especially with police officers. I'm actually shaking right now. Oh, fuck me. I'm actually shaking right. Shut off.

If this woman ever went to court over this, God help her soul. That has got to be the most embarrassing court experience ever. All you got to do is show the body cam footage, and that's the whole judge executioner and fucking lawyer everything, bro. This woman is screwed. Because you scared the ever-living shit out of me. I've made over 7,000 traffic stops and I've never been pepper sprayed.

At this point, the officer is just, Just flexing how much of a badass he is. Motherfuck I said he got 7,000 traffic stops under his belt. And this guy ate bad pepper sprayed a single time. It just shows how insignificant this woman's claims her to be. This lady should seriously stop talking. She just keeps shooting herself in the foot like a dumb ass. But I'm telling you, as a woman, you made me feel unsafe.

How the fuck do you expect him to approach you then? He walked up to your car when your window was held up. He didn't have a gun, a taser, or anything. He was barehanded and he didn't do jack shit to your car. He lightly knocked and you rolled down the window. Lie after lie, motherfucker, you ain't getting out of the ticket. Just take your spanking to the ass and you'll waddle your holly jolly ass home. Okay, I'm a public safety official, ma'am.

I understand that, but please listen to what I am saying. Because you're not listening, because you're seeing this through the eyes of me trying to get out of a ticket, which I'm not. What is this bullshit? So you're telling me you're not trying to get out of a ticket. If I had a shot glass of vodka, holy shit, I would have done. Died five minutes ago, and I would have died taking shot glasses in heaven. You won't get out of it. I can assure you of that.

Sir, can I please finish my hands? Listen, lady, the nice guy act is not going to go ahead and get you out of the ticket. It's so desperately what you want. But here trying your heart is to not say you want to get out the ticket. I'm sorry, but Sergeant Badass has already got you under wraps. At this point, the woman needs to pack her bags and hang up the fucking cleats. As a public employee, I am letting you know as somebody who, Who pays, who is a person who pays your salary?

Oh, shit. You heard her correctly, ladies and gentlemen. She pays the police officer's salary. Oh, fuck, you bet this woman's getting a ticket now. Why would you say that? What the fuck? Sir, please. No, I'm no longer going to listen to you.

I'm no longer going to listen to you. I'm going to give you your driver's license back. What you are being cited with is texting while driving. I gave you a copy of law. You're going to have three options. Your first option. It's going to be right here, ma'am. It's K. Conner, Badge, 1,300.

It's at the bottom of your citation. No, ma'am. All I have to do is provide it to you. It's on the bottom of your citation. So, you're going to have three separate options. I won't give you your options then. I need your signature. Your signature is not an admission of guilt,

but I do need your signature because it's arrestable offense if you do not. I can't believe that you won't even listen No, as soon as you said I pay your salarated, we're done But sir, I'm trying to tell you So that you can do your job better I've done my job 20 years

And I'm protecting the public from you reading your emails While you drive your car Drive safely now Yeah, you know what? I actually think we're done here too Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today Please click the video on screen I promise you'll love it But anyways, yeah, subscribe

Identity is whatever you want it to be And um I personally define my My own being dream sex As um You know he Ladies and gentlemen We need to while

We need to have a serious conversation You know generation Z You know the generation that I grew up with We need to talk about those guys right now Dream ladies and gentlemen Why did my generation have to exist I keep asking myself this question every day However I found a video

today about a dream stand completely having a mental breakdown inside of a discord call about how they are apparently this thing called dream sexual and so today ladies and gentlemen i just wanted to let you guys know that uh we're we're going over this video today so please apply your cringe goggles get your cringe pants on because you're going to be pooping them really quickly there's going to be no promises for me that you're going to make it out of this video alive so uh you know bear with me anyways before we get it to the video please consider subscribing if you enjoy the video so with that being said uh let's get A lot of people like to say that it isn't a real thing, but um, I firmly believe that identity is whatever you want it to be. And, um, I personally define mine, my own being dream as, um, you know, he, I just feel like him as a person, he understands me and people like me more. Okay, so from the very beginning of the video, okay, let me go ahead and put on my doctor's coat, because I'm obviously a certified bachelor's degree, master's degree, doctor, pediatrician, you know what I'm saying?

I got all, I got all the answers. This little girl named Jane, okay, she is freaking out. She is literally quivering her lip. Her entire body is shaking right now because of the idea and because of the fact that dream sexual doesn't even exist. And she just refuses to accept reality. If I had to think about a diagnosis for this little girl right now, I would probably say that, you know, a serious case of fatherless. And most definitely, and she most definitely has a serious case of you need to go outside and touch some grass, dude. How do you get so low in your life to the point where you're looking at a Minecraft YouTuber in thinking this idea that, wow, I love this Minecraft YouTuber so much so that I think that I'm sexually attracted to them?

I don't know, bro, but right now, I'm already saying that this girl's a psychopath and we're only like, what, 20 seconds into the video. So, I mean, this is going to be a very good first impression. More than anyone else And um Yeah Does anyone want to talk about it? No, not really Okay, well

This is kind of awkward Wow, ladies and gentlemen It's an awkward conversation Who would have knew? Who would have known that talking about your dream sexuality is going to be an awkward conversation In front of 300 people Who would have thought this conversation was going to be weird?

I really want to know what exactly prompt this little girl to go inside of this discord call of 300 people and say genuinely, I want to talk about my sexuality today. You know, I want to talk about my sexuality so much of my own identity and, you know, the sexuality that doesn't even exist. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and wake up today, eat my dino nuggets, and go on my computer and talk to 300 people about my sexuality whenever I'm what, 11 years old. This girl has already got her life figured out. She already knows what she identifies as. She knows her sexuality. I mean, she's got it all figured out. Um

Okay Well Um Guys it's really silent Oh My gosh Please don't Please don't tell me that this girl's crying now

So little girl Jane right After you just had this huge conversation About how you were a dream sexual You seem very passionate about what you were talking about there After having that sweet Lord of the Rings monologue Right you were you were talking with your fist held high You were like yes I identify

as a dream sexual, and you said that proudly. And then whenever the Discord call goes so silent, you automatically start reclosing into your shell. You know, you're trying to hide your face. You're trying to hide yourself. Like, where was that energy literally a couple seconds ago were you being so expressive about who you are? Like, what are you doing?

Why are you in this Discord call? Why are you on the internet? This little girl probably has like a multiplication test tomorrow, but no, no, no, no, let's not care about any of that. Let's go inside of the Dream Discord server and start advocating that, yes, I, I, I identify as a dream sexual and I'm sexually attracted to dream. What?

This is making me really anxious. Is anyone going to, like, respond to me? Hello? Whoa, you can't. I have to respond to that. Um, well, does, does anyone want to have, like, a discussion about it? A discussion.

A little girl, do you genuinely want a discussion about what you just said? What you just uttered out of your. mouth. Is this some sort of Google classroom assignment where our teachers are going to be like, you have to respond to your students in 24 hours or else I'm going to have a heart attack? You were literally the dream stand activist. You were literally going guns ablazing inside of the Discord server about how sexually attracted you were to dream. And the best part about this is that you are wondering why nobody's talking to you after you literally just uttered those words out of your mouth. That is the cherry on top in this cake.

Well, um, I define it as being attracted to dream and his energy. And, um, yeah. Man, I'm looking blind. But, um... Why, Jane, what are you doing in this situation? Do you realize how badly you are embarrassing yourself and literally in front of everybody? If something like this was recorded of me and put on the internet,

I honestly have no idea what I would do with myself. At this point, I would probably just leave the internet uninstalled Twitter, leave this Discord server, and probably never show my face to the light of day on the internet ever again. Are you trolling? Are you trolling? Are you trolling? That's the best question I've ever seen.

Are you trolling? Are you trolling? Honestly, I would ask the exact same question. If I'm going to be 100%, if I were inside of this Discord call, you know, there was 300 people watching me. If I'm going to throw myself inside of this situation, I better at least capitalize. on what exactly I'm witnessing. So I would want to document, you know, how people really are in the real world.

This is a real person, ladies and gentlemen, okay? This isn't no clickbait video. This is an actual dream stand that is not trolling whatsoever. And the worst part about this is that I wish I was lying. I wish I was trolling you guys. I wish I was clickbaiting this video. But unfortunately, it's not. This is the world you live in.

This is the world that I live in. Well, obviously, it's not going to be the world that I'm going to be living in real soon because I'm probably going to go to Mars with Jeff Bezos soon. But yeah, audience, while I'm up in Mars with this, Jeff Bezos with the best internet ever. All you guys are going to have to deal with this person right here. You know, people like this. It's a lot of issues. You have some issues. I mean, you don't say.

Look, audience, right? I'm not here to shame anybody for their mental health, right? You know, I call it her a psychopath, but that's most likely a joke. You know, I'm joking 100% of the time. However, if you do something goofy on the internet, like trying to proclaim that you are sexually attracted to a Minecraft YouTuber and trying to normalize it inside of a Discord call of 300 people. I can't help myself at that point. Okay, you done goofed up. You joined the Discord call.

You joined a public Discord lobby. At this point, it's out of a public Discord server. Anything and everything that you say can be public on the internet. And so this is exactly why I'm making this video today, because why you did something so stupid, so goofy. I just had to document it on the YouTube channel. I mean, this is gold right here. Yeah, I can hear you. Hey, uh...

Okay, um, Jane, are you actually serious? Are you trolling us? I'm serious. You're a dream sexual. Yeah. Huh? Did you just want to get up in front of four people on my troll list or something? She's, they crying.

She keeps switching up. Cannot be serious. What? Sorry. We're done with that. We're done with that. Uh, that was... Do me a favor.

I don't know what to say about the family. And so there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. That is the sequel of the video. That is the end of the dream sexual. Now, ladies and gentlemen, if I had to give you guys a life lesson throughout this video, if I'm going to be completely genuine here, if I had to give you guys the life lesson of today's video. Do not, and I repeat, do not be like this girl right here.

Dreamsexual is not a sexuality. I'm all about being open. If you want to come out and tell me that you like, hoser, you like feet, or you like piss, then that's fine. Because at the end of the day, you are not near me, okay? You can like whatever you want, except for kids, of course. You can like whatever you want, just don't bring that stuff near me. However, if you're a dream sexual, something that doesn't even exist,

then you are participating in some sort of degeneracy that nobody wants to be a part of, hence why nobody literally replied to you inside of that Discord call. So yeah, with that being said, ladies and gentlemen, do not be like this little girl, And yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came later. All right, audience, welcome back. I hope you all having a good day. So recently, as all of you know, Miaoba has done a quote unquote face reveal. And for anybody that's in the backseat, uh, that's not actually Miaoba.

It's actually another YouTuber called Wylan. So there's this whole conflict between Miaoba and this YouTuber called Wylan, and they've been having a bit of a YouTube beef on the internet. Essentially, Miaoba, the person with a really bad online reputation, decides to steal this guy's face reveal this guy and makes it look like that she is actually this guy. And Wylan got angry at it and decided to make his own YouTube video talking about the situation. I'm gonna play a clip of it for y'all so y'all can get the context of what's going on here. Well, and I think she actually ended up seeing it.

And she ended up actually joining my Discord server and asking me if she could use my face in one of her videos. I just went ahead and DM to her just making sure like, you know, what's she doing really with like the whole entire thing that's going on with my face and all that with her video. And she just responded with an emoji. Wake up the next morning. And I see that she linked me a video with her revealing her face. and it was just my face. It was my face reveal video, but it was just cut up to make it seem like that she was revealing her face, which was just my face I'm kind of thankful that some people actually knew that it was me. I didn't really know people would actually figure it out But yeah, it was kind of surprising to say the least and I don't really know how I felt about the situation because at first

You know, I thought it was a little bit but then I kind of started dissected a bit and I realized that this person has said a lot of really bad stuff that I do not want to be associated with at all Anyways, now you heard this video, and this is what brings me to the topic today. So this guy, Wylan, I defended him in my last YouTube video talking about, you know, how this guy should not be harassed for, you know, the involvement of Miaoba. But then again, this same guy that says he doesn't want to be associated with Miaoba or anything of the sort. He uploads another video about Mialba two days after he said he didn't want to be associated with them. Miaoba is my girlfriend. She is 12. Dude, what the hell are you doing?

Oh, it was good y'all boys. It is wild in here. Welcome back to another video. I find it funny how this guy was talking about how he doesn't want to be associated with Meowba or anything of the sort. And here he is two days later after addressing the situation wanting to milk the topic. It's like, dude, pick a struggle. And you can't tell me you want to disassociate from this situation when you have a title like this. Like, bro, really? You really had to add the parentheses. She's 12.

Someone's desperate for clicks on God. And obviously you guys can see I'm not playing Roblox today. bro we already know you playing with something else oh what's wrong bro I can't make a distasteful and insensitive joke about your YouTube title because it makes you look like a creep go figure just to clear it up audience I don't think this guy's a weirdo or anything of the sore all I'm saying is that I'm gonna be making fun of this guy for his YouTube title this whole video hot that's all there is to say bro I'm actually going ahead and talking about the Miava situation again says this

situation has absolutely exploded not only on YouTube but on TikTok and every other corner on the internet I'm talking Reddit YouTube TikTok every single social media platform, Twitter, so many people think that I am Miaobo. And so now you're claiming Miao's your girlfriend? Dude, you're trying to help people not think you're a Miaoba or anything of the sword. You're trying to get yourself disassociated from the situation. I don't know what this guy's on about. I mean, I remember when I was at 10,000 subscribers, I would literally reach for any sort of clout

that I would go for. But dude, it's like you can't help but notice how big of a hypocrite this dude is right now. YouTube, check out every single social media platform, Twitter, Literally so many people think that I am Miaoba. I mean, not really. One of the top comments on Mialba's original video was literally saying that it's you. So I mean, if there's a few outliers that still think it's you, then I mean, G.G. I guess. But trust me, there's already plenty of coverage besides what, pointless because he's a goofball.

There's already plenty of videos saying that it's not Mialba and it's actually you. So I don't know what you're on about. Now, for the people that don't not caught up on the whole entire situation, Niobba basically is a TikToker that makes a lot of controversial videos. made my own videos in the past and she actually used my face as a face reveal and she bated me into actually doing that and now a lot of people think that i'm actually her and i kind of find it funny they sit back and react to it but honestly i have to make my own video telling people i'm not meyabba because she said a lot of really bad things about it she said a lot of really bad things about what all that they did was put your face in their face reveal after you said that it's okay for them to use your face are you maybe referring to the bad reputation that miaba has because that would be a pretty good point to bring up but if we're going to refer to that then my point to points still stands. It's like you want to disassociate from the situation, but here you are really nilly with your penis out. She's 12, by the way, guys. But honestly, man, we're just going to be

reacting to some of the videos. Now, one specific video that I wanted to react to in this channel or on this video, I can't even speak, right? It's a video that goes by name of Pointless or a channel that goes by now of Pointless. Yeah, so funny story, right? I'm actually friends with Pointless. He doesn't know that I'm making this video or anything like that, but Pointless if you're watching, dude, honestly, that was kind of funny. This man, Pointless. called Wylan a man that consumes Mountain Dew all day and lives on Discord. Like, dude, that, that's funny. If Miyalba, some sexy Uwu anime girl or some, like, stinky, sweaty kid who drinks

Mountain Dew and eats Doritos in his gaming chair. I'd argue he sniffs his farts, too. That gun ahead and made a video called Miyaba's Real Identity Revealed, literally yesterday. And I woke up seeing this video, and I was just kind of flabbergasted because this guy has like 258,000 subscribers. He's a pretty big deal. He's a pretty big deal. Dude, the video got 26,000.

Are you saying that that's a big deal? Dude, if somebody made a video about me, it got 26,000 views, who cares? If you really think the opinions of the pointless fan base is going to ruin your career, well, I mean, you never had a career. If you think it's going to ruin your hobby as a YouTuber, then you might want to think again. That's just the internet, bro. You're like, you're famous for one day and then you're irrelevant the next. That's just how it goes. Beating his schmeat to Pokeyman feetpicks, bro. Yeah, I can probably get behind that. Look, bro, I'm friends with Pointless. but there's a reason I haven't watched a pointless video in a fat minute.

And by the way, I'm not hating on pointless or anything like that. I mean, I'm just saying that his content is not really my cup of tea. I watch a Christian family channel, so what does that tell you about me? Essentially, what I'm trying to tell you is that if he said some goofy things about you in his video where he said that you were a meowba, um, I'm not surprised. But should you care, no? It's the stupidest things all about me like, and it's actually hilarious what he said, dude. I just can't believe it because it's so hypocritical.

Hippercritical? Shit. person that said a lot of really bad stuff that I do not want to be associated with at all. Actually so dumb. I wanted to go ahead and just make a whole entire video talking about it. But obviously without further ado, let's just jump right into this, bro. A reveal here. Let's see if meow by some sexy u-anname. All right, I need to stop this real quick. Dude, get your fingers out of your mouth.

Look, if you're trying to be a badass YouTuber saying that you're not meowba and all this other stuff and you're trying to be like you're the top dog of this situation, I think a good way to start is by getting your fingers out of your damn mouth. Girl or some like stinky sweaty kid who drinks Mountain Dew and eats Doritos in his gaming chair beating his schmeet to Pokeyman feetpicks, bro. Yeah, bro, that's kind of out of pocket being real. I mean, to be fair, I've said some pretty out-of-pocket things on my YouTube channel. I mean, I'm sure if y'all did some digging on my content,

I'm sure you could find me saying some pretty foul stuff. I don't know, I'm just looking at this video. And obviously at heart, I know this guy is obviously not meowba. And this is why it makes it so much more funny. because Pointless is just roasting this guy and he's not even Miaoba. Like he's getting the blame for something that he never did. I don't know. It's kind of funny.

I want to see this dude's reaction. All right. Before I even move on, I just want to say, this is what that guy looks like right here. Finally, you put someone handsome on the screen. Thank you. So he's saying, I'm not going to say anything. The fans can decipher actually. Who probably does that?

You do. You probably beat the feet picks. This sweaty discord mod loser virgin who probably is still in high school. Well, there's no probably about that. My nigger is definitely 100% still in high school. It's, oh, my fucking God, this guy. The funny part is he's not even, he's not even joking. He actually thinks that he's some type of cool guy. Yeah, dude, you're right. He's a badass. He's saying everything that he's saying in this video with 100% seriousness. This man pointless goes to bed and I didn't think, wow, bro, this guy, Wylan. I should have said more about him. I didn't say enough. I should have made fun of him for his title saying that he's dating a 12 year old. He's some type of sick guy saying this type of stuff.

If it's for the video, dude, I get it grow. Like, if it's for the video, if you're doing this for the video, it is what it is. I kind of feel like that he's actually being real about this. He thinks I am a sweaty Discord mod. Oh, don't look at me with those puppy eyes. Are you about to cry? You sweaty Mountain Dude drinking Discord mod. Yeah, bro, I think I'm done looking at this grease ball.

Subscribe to my channel if you want a million dollars. Well now, I'm a hot. Alright, people, what's up? Disney adults on TikTok seriously need to stop. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is plus size parkoff. I have made, admittedly enough, more videos that I really should have about these people, where their journeys to Disneyland is more than just the average child's journey to Disneyland. They make it their entire fucking life.

Spending over $7,000 for a fucking hotel room, consuming over 7,000 calories in fucking fried food, while also you and your supersized friends can't even fit inside if any of the roller coasters provided. How the fuck do these people have fun at Disney? Well, today, ladies and gentlemen, they have made a brand new vlog showcasing their journey to Disneyland. So, uh, it's almost like we're getting the inside scoop of what it's like to be a Disney adult. Anyways, let's begin. Oh, brother, these are the people that we're dealing with today.

What? Donald Duck just talked back. Lady, shut the fuck up. You guys have been to Disneyland so many times in your life. I'm sure you know the fucking coordinates on Google Maps where that's, Donald Duck sound came from. Audients, I seriously don't know why they're still called the plus-size park hoppers. Surely you guys are getting pretty good exercise walking around the park that many times. You guys probably have the calves of a fucking UPS delivery driver.

Do you guys just make up for it by consuming 20,000 Mickey Mouse muffins a day? Please never sing again in any of you guys' f'n lives. This is a kid. That singing was so dog shit. God couldn't even permit me to replicate it. Also, completely off topic, look at that go-car fucking struggling to move. I'm waiting for the bus stop to go to the Magic Kingdom. Is it just me, or does this lady look very fucking depressed?

And also, lady, I don't know what's so fucking magical about the Magic Kingdom when you probably have gone to it 20,000 times by now. Is it just me, ladies and gentlemen, but whenever you go to the same place 10,000 times in a round, You guys probably end up like that one Squidward meme whenever he does the same thing over and over again Seriously girl doesn't life get depressing when you do this shit every day? Because if I were you I would be making this same exact face too You seriously look miserable This is so awkward

You embarrass me for the last time Great job on the Donald Duck impression by the way You embarrass me for the last time Holy shit their lives are really consumed by Disney that bad He said it was a magic canvas. It was an animal kingdom. Listen, YouTube, I'm not saying this to shame her age, but aren't you like 85 years old? Don't you think it's a little bit immature for you to wear Mickey Mouse ears? Because this is the type of shit that my 8-year-old niece would be wearing on her head.

If you lived long enough to see the Great Depression and every single male was dressed like Looker from Pokemon, I think you need to stop wearing Mickey Mouse ears, bro. We have a special guest today. He's my dad. He's over there. He can't hear me. There's my dad. Listen, guys, I can't say anything, but why am I not surprised? I feel like even though that she never showed us what her dad looked like, I already knew what he looked like.

How much more stereotypical can you guys get? What the fuck are you doing? Is this like some Fortnite emo that Disney introduced or something that I'm not aware of? Is there something fucking glitching in her positronic brain? Somebody please comment what Fortnite emo this is. How much you guys want to bet that that dude probably recorded that same Buzz Lightyear figurine 10,000 times by now? Listen, audience, I get it. You whip out your phone to try to record a memory. But once again, once you've gone to the same place, 20 times in a row,

do you guys seriously need to still whip out your phone and record something at Disney? Because at that point, what the fuck are you guys missing out on? know every square foot of the park what are you guys missing out on what do you need to take home to reminisce on bro there's fucking nothing left for you to save her I've been sitting here for five minutes and I'm still not a galactic hero yeah baby I'm gonna be completely honest with you I don't think you're ever gonna become a galactic hero in order for anything to be galactic you actually have to go to space and uh that little spaceship that you're sitting in right now that shit ain't going up another 10 f f fain in the air

My mom's catching up. I'm stranded there for 20 minutes. Oh, shut the fuck up. Stranded lady? Are you fucking serious, dude? Of course the fucking Disney adult with a fast pass is going to call a 20 minute wait stranded. Get the fuck out of here, bro. I only made it to like $129,000. Look, who decided to show up?

Just a little late. What the fuck is this guy? He looks like the type of guy that would bring me to a back alley and do shit that I can only say on Spotify. I love to sleep in. You need this beauty, I do, I do Trust me, you don't want to see me without it Don't worry, sir, I'm sure that you are a fucking beast Without your beauty sleep

You don't want to see my dark side Yeah, okay, you fucking nerd We have Night, I was in Crystal Pals In 1900 Park Fair Where we're about to meet Cinderella, Mirabelle, and Jenna

You know what's the craziest part about this video Ladies and Gentlemen These grown-ass adults unironically think they're meeting the characters from the fucking movie. Whenever, you know, the people that they're actually meeting is just some pimple face-filled fucking teenager that, you know, probably hates their life, vapes their brains out and play Fortnite all day every day. These people that you're meeting at Disneyland, you know fucking Mickey Mouse and Goofy, you realize it's just some sad teenager under it, right? These are fictional characters, ladies and gentlemen.

Stop treating them like there's some misdemeanor. mythical unicorn or else you're gonna end up like one of these fuckers here I'm Destiny and I think you're gonna be an egg's gonna be I've never been here before Holy shit there's a person in this video that's never been to Disney before well they probably been to Disney but they never been to the restaurant you know what audience I kind of feel bad for this lady now because she's about to get fucking seduced into their shitty cold well it was nice knowing you girl there's gummy bears there's gummy bears Dude, you start talking about food and you got their full undivided attention.

Gummy bears! Where's your gummy bear? Holy hell guys, pipe down. We get to right down our wish for the wishing ceremony. I wish to stop being in such close proximity with you guys. Why the fuck is the camera so close to your mouth? I'm not trying to smell your fucking whirr-r-ha-ha-ha-ha. What the fuck is that?

We fucking found them, boys. We fucking found him. This must be the Aladdin from the fucking movie. Wow guys, it is such an honor to meet you in this fucking eggs Benedict restaurant. Dude, get the fuck out of here. I love you. I love you, bro. Are you serious? These girls are sitting here blushing.

Oh my God, Aladdin just said he loves me. Audience, you guys cannot make this shit up. Royalty. He's getting ready to meet Cinderella. Yeah, girl, you gotta get your fucking composure. Cinderella's about to walk in. The Cinderella in question. Yeah, I think it's time to log off.

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