Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 60

Episode Date: November 24, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 60

He's able to eat this entire sandwich without throwing up, I'll give him $10,000. All right, people, what's up? Today, I found arguably one of the best Darman videos I have ever seen. YouTuber is exposed for fake giveaways. He lives to regret it, Darlo Main. I don't know, Freddie, that's a lot of snakes. Bro, don't worry, it's all good. Plus, they're my neighbors.

He said they're totally harmless. I mean, what is the worst I could happen? I'm going to keep it a buck with you, buddy. don't think your neighbor likes you. I'm sorry, if you bring me the Krayola crown box of a bunch of snakes in a pit, I'm not trusting your fucking ass. If I'm gonna believe anything,

I think the neighbors probably bought the snakes to fucking assassinate you. Judging from the title, you're already a piece of shit. Aside from somebody being strangled and stuff, that is... Yo, there's Ryan. Be cool, okay? Hey, guys. Hey, Ryan?

Ready to win some cash? I... I think so. You didn't say anything about... Don't worry about that, okay? Focus on the 10K, okay? Of course, buddy, focus on the $10,000, which is gonna be the same 10 grand that you're gonna pay with your hospital bill. Except the plot twist is that the 10K doesn't even fucking exist.

Dustin, camera set? Hey, guys, it's Freddy All day. And in front of me, I have a pool full of creepy and very crawly snakes. If you sit in a pool for 30 seconds, I'll give you $10,000. All you have to do is sit down and I'll start the timer as soon as you walk in. You know, sitting in a pit of snakes doesn't sound like a bad idea. But you see that red motherfucker, the one that looks like Satan's foreskin? I'm not getting near that fucking Twizzler, even with 10 grand on the line.

My doctor Bill will not cover the damages that little shit can do. Okay. All right. Your time starts. Now, so I just sit down? Just take a seat. Oh my God. Oh my God.

How much longer? Oh, what the fuck is that? He's venomous. Not that bad. Only 10 seconds are. You know, nine, eight, seven, six. You've done it. Congratulations, and ass promise.

Ten thousand dollars. You know, this kid is very lucky that I wasn't the kid sitting in the pit. Even if a snake hissed at me, motherfucker, I will be turning your fucking ass into a baboon. What can I say? I thought it was going to get bit, but it's worth it now. I wouldn't want that to happen. I mean, that wouldn't be bad for views, actually. I mean, if you want to get your channel.

Thanos snapped for fucking violence and self-harm? Then by all means. Dude's really thinking he can get by on YouTube by uploading self-harm to his channel. What's next fucking ISIS beheading roleplay? That video's gonna get us like a million subscribers. What if a big YouTuber sees it? Is a snake escaping? What if Darmizzle sees it?

Motherfucka just said, Darmizzle. Is that what you call Darm-Man when you beat your fucking meat to him? Oh, Darmizzle! Oh, fuck off him! It's Freddy, and today's challenge is full of all the nasty foods. And here with me is Alex. If he's able to eat this entire sandwich

Without throwing up, I'll give him $10,000. Darman, what the fuck is this video quality? How do you go from this 4K high-end shit Where I can literally see the pubs inside of my fucking chin? And then I get this video quality He looks like a fucking chocolate moose. This guy looks like a used band-aid. Like seriously, Dorman, I'm sure you got a better budget than this.

Are you up for the challenge? Uh, not really, but for this much cash. I guess. Ironically, the issue I have with this photo isn't even the worms. It's the fact that this smart ass put cheese on the sandwich thinking it'll taste better. Like dumb fuck really thought that would enhance the flavor. Let's do it.

Bone. Appetate. Custy. Come on, man. You're really going to have a little sandwich getting between you and all that cash? This exact frame is describing the face I am making throughout this entire video.

Don't think about the $10,000, dollars, motherfucker. You better think about your reputation. 10 grand only gets you so far, pal. I cannot fucking believe it. Not the fact that he's eating the sandwich. This caption right here. Oh my gosh, guys, he's eating a bunch of fucking worms. Comment down below if you agree.

Please boost my fucking interactions. Please give me fucking money. I don't think I can finish this whole thing. That's hard. Trust me. You won't get any of that cash. Can somebody go to Home Depot and get me some wood? I'm about to crucify this motherfucker upside down. I mean, he's wearing a cross on his shirt.

This only foreshadows the shit I'm about to do to him. You really have to appreciate the darn man ASMR. If the point of this ASMR is to discuss the viewer, then you have me beat. I'm out here recoiling like a nut sack that just got introduced to the winter breeze. That is disgusting. As promised, $10,000. Another day, another 10K. Come get these coins.

That's right, bitches, another day. Another scam. I'll be honest. I have no idea how any of these people are trusting these two fellas to begin with. Trusting a guy that records a video on his iPhone saying he's giving you $10,000. That's a fucking hoax and a half. And also, we can't ignore the fact that he maybe lives in a middle class home. He wears clothes to look like they're from fucking Goodwill. The video quality looks like a fucking Bigfoot sighting. Do any of the stars not align with these kids? Bro, look at that subscriber count. 500 kids. So you're telling me he got 500,000. from 3.5 million views in 3,000 watch hours. Well, I'm doing something fucking wrong with my channel.

I got 8 million views and I got a honey K. Okay, seriously, jokes aside, look at the watch hours. Darmann was so lazy with the Photoshop, he forgot to put the comma in the 3,000. I absolutely love it, Darmand. The production only goes up. How are you paying all these kids? You barely have enough money to afford Robux.

Listen, that's for me to know and for you to... Your mom let me in. I need to talk to you. What's up, Bray? You seem upset. I am upset. I've been calling you for weeks. I can't catch my check.

Oh, I can't breathe. You actually thought that I had $10,000 and I would give it to you? Yeah, because that's what you said you were going to do. Listen, buddy, I know stranger thinks taught you that friends don't lie, but that's also a fucking lie. In the real world, ladies and gentlemen, it's every man and woman for herself and himself, aka, fuck you and fuck your $10,000. I just said to pull of snakes for that money. Bro, that was for YouTube.

Get out of here. This is really messed up. I thought you were cool. Don't hate the player. Hate the game. I mean, what the kid is saying is kind of facts. I got people talking shit to me saying that my Roblox thumbnails weren't actually in the video. Motherfucker, are you pissed out?

I didn't satisfy your dick urges. No, dumb fuck. It was for the video. Hate the game, not the player. So we're scaming people now. You should know that there's not a shortcut to success. Bro, what's the big deal? Other YouTubers do it all the time.

Yeah, because they actually have the money to back it up. This is fraud, Freddy. It's gonna catch up with you. Listen, bro. Well, worry about that later, okay? Right now my YouTube page is growing, and once I start making money, then maybe I'll pay people. Maybe you might start paying people. That doesn't sound very reassuring.

Now, this is the part of the video where you definitely could hate the player. If you're gonna be a greedy shit about scamming people, then yeah, fuck you. You smell it? What are you talking about? I don't smell anything. That's the smell money being made. Now come on, let's go! I'll show you my next YouTube video idea.

Look, if you want me to be your cameraman, then you have to figure out whatever this is. Hello? Wait, are you serious? I'm not gonna believe who this is. Yeah. Okay, go ahead, Darmann. Your manager gave me your number. I've been seeing your videos blow up on YouTube.

Congrats! Holy shit, are we about to get a Darm Man feature in this video? Ladies and gentlemen, if you saw my boxers, you would think it's a fucking Harry Potter tent. Hey, Freddy, what's going on, man? It's nice to meet you. You too. I'm glad this all worked out. I was supposed to collab with Mr. Beast today, but I didn't feel like flying in North Carolina. So I canceled. Cleared up my schedule. You know Jimmy, too? I didn't even know that. Yeah. Sniper Wolf, too, and a lot of other YouTubers. They don't want to collab with me right now.

This guy really got 500K on YouTube and thought he's the fucking shit on the block. I mean, in a few minutes, he's going to be the fucking shit on the pavement. I mean, this guy's got all the properties of shit. He's going to be thrown against the wall real soon and he's going to stick. Gosh, that's crazy. Yeah, you're blowing up right now. I'm seeing your stuff everywhere. Thanks. It took a lot of hard work.

And money, of course. Yeah, I can imagine because you give away a lot of money in your videos, right? So I was thinking for our collab, it'd be cool if we did some kind of a challenge video. Last to Leave a School Bus wins $10,000. And if I win, I'll donate the money to charity. But if you win, you could do whatever you want with my money. I love how Darmann just puts himself on the biggest pedestal here. That's right, baby.

If I win, I will donate it all to charity. Oh, Darmann, you fucking sane. Alright guys, before we get started with this collab, something just came to my attention. Okay. A new YouTube video just came out, and it's called Freddy All Day is a fraud. My name's Ryan. This is Alex and Tarek.

You may recognize this from Freddy's videos. We completed challenges to win $10,000. Except, you never got paid one cent. They're lying. And they don't have any proof. We even have proof. You actually thought that I had $10,000 and I would give it to you? Ah, motherfucker just got exposed.

You smell it? You smell that stinky shit in the air. Yeah, and that's called bitch getting exposed. That's right, bro, Chacho. You just got fucked in the ass. Can you actually just give us a minute? Is that all right? Yeah, thanks. Look, Freddy, you seem like a good kid, but you can't cheat your way to the top. Top, you have to work hard to get there.

There are no shortcuts on the road to success. But other YouTubers give away money. How am I supposed to compete with that? Are you fucking stupid? I'm gonna let you guys know, audience. When I started YouTube, I didn't have a fucking setup that costed $15,000. I started off with a fucking headset and a laptop that costs like $100 bucks. Now, that shit is what brought me to my $15,000 setup.

Motherfuck is believe we start off with this shit. Now, fuck off. It takes time. I mean, you think that I, I had a studio with sets and this big team overnight. When I first started, I had no money, and I was making videos on my living room couch. But I put in the work and slow by slow, it became successful. Don't rush the process.

Just put in the hard work and eventually you'll get there. You know, you're really good at this motivational stuff. Oh, that's got to be the worst line in this entire video. You can tell Darmann wrote that down thinking, yeah, yeah, you know what? I am a great fucking motivational speaker, the best one ever. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen, I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

All right, people, what's up? Today I found out AFMOW had an anime episode. Do you love anime? I love anime. Let's watch the AFMau anime. Minecraft, but my friends are animated. I bet I am in for a treat. Ow! What the fuck?

Half-Mow, I knew that your videos were typically loud, but please tell me when the day was you woke up and decided to be a fucking tumor. I sincerely do not remember your other Minecraft videos being this fucking loud. Now, normally when I watch your videos, I would only leave with a mild headache, but not even three seconds in the video, and I'm already pissed off. You're crying. Why are you crying? No, no, no, Affamount, if you cry, if you cry, he will come.

So this is the shit you spent all your YouTube revenue on. What a fucking waste of money. You know, maybe you could have actually had good voice acting to back up the animation. But no, you took that idea and threw it right out the fucking window. If I had Afmow's budget to make animated YouTube videos, I would be more than a blinking purple pussy on screen. Not this bullshit where there's an Among Us character on this dude's forehead. You call this evolving your content?

I call this a load of shit. The things, oh oh, that sounds. Um, Ian, what did you do? What did you do? Tell me what you did. The things kids find interesting in 2022. And audience, yes, I know I continue bringing up this question.

At this point, I sound like a philosopher asking the most useless fucking questions. But I invite any Afmow fan that happens to watch my YouTube videos to comment a fucking essay on why exactly you as a little boy enjoys the, enjoys these videos and I promise I will read your comment everybody's gonna look at you like a fucking zoo animal but I am interested Yeah, kiss the frog is your frog your new boy friend You tricked afmow never forgive you Wait Teaching children animal abuse now that's a life lesson right there afmow It was here

You should probably kick me in that yeah What done? Uh-oh. I'm so glad these guys consistently beat the shit out of this guy. I have no idea who he is. I am not familiar with the AFMAL crew in the slightest. But whoever this blue motherfucker is, I'm so glad you bully him. Out of the entire AFMAL crew, he is easily one of the most annoying people I've ever seen.

Not just on YouTube, just in life general. Line up, line, straight line, straight line. Ready? And this is why I will never watch Jojo. Not that I hate the fucking anime, I've never seen the anime. But if Afmal watches Jojo, I'm afraid I will never watch this show in my life. I'm just have to stick with my good ol' initial D, baby. Oh, stay calm.

Don't you dare, he ain't that you dare. Don't do it. What the fuck just happened? The only person that can help me understand this show, stand this shit is my four-year-old niece. Were they trying to not get noticed by the 60-year-old predator in the comic store? Did this guy sneeze because Jojo was a disease to fucking anime? I am so unbelievably lost. No, I don't want them to keep an eye on me. They got me in trouble and I already biteed them. You know, I'm still laying down on the floor. Missy, I don't want to hear a no from you. Now come here. No! Here's an Ian are gonna watch over you. Come on.

No, I'm sitting here on the floor. Come on. You can't, you can't- No, stop pulling me! You have no choice in the matter. I think I understand things now. Afmau is into toddler roleplay. I figured it out, baby, let's go. 30-year-old woman into toddler roleplay. I mean, that's a little weird, bro. The idea of pretending to be a child and letting this guy boss you around.

That's a little sussy. I can't say the other word because YouTube would get their fucking firing squad. Okay, thank you all for coming here today. We are here to honor a wonderful fish. No, And, uh... Who the fuck is this? I swear, audience, the dumbasses just keep on piling up.

Out of the entire FMO crew, this is the only guy I can tolerate. Everybody else is low IQ, loud as fuck, doesn't know how to do shit. It's almost like they're acting like a modern child of today's day and age. Huh, go figure. I told you, you can't object to this kind of thing. Look, Casey, I know it's hard, but I'm sure Cupcake lived a long, healthy, fishy. life. When did you go? Yesterday.

Oh. Well, what the fuck did you do to the fish? If I had to put on my tinfoil hat here, ladies and gentlemen, this kind young lady probably overfed the fish like a fucking idiot. And she probably made the fish fucking pass away. And I only

say this from personal experience. When I was five years old, I overfed my fish and it fucking died. He probably did the same shit. I wouldn't put it past her. No, no. Lama again. At least there's water here. No, I don't like water! Oh, but there's a lava!

Over there's the water! Oh, no! This is a bad way to live. I'm just trying to... Long distance! Oh, I gotta get out of here. This is too much! Come on, get...

Butt job! Oh, not the butt! Yeah, I don't like this guy anymore. I liked you for the first two minutes. I really thought that you were mature, but I guess not. So, fuck you. Okay, you know what? I may be the princess player trapped inside.

You, Afmow? A fucking princess? Oh shit, your kingdom's gonna fucking burn. The third? 30-year-old woman that acts like a fucking toddler becoming a princess. I would rather have the queen on her fucking last breath before I choose you. But at least my kingdom is safe. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. No, you're fucked.

Who will keep my kingdom safe? Shut the fuck up. What can I say? I was right. If I were to rule a kingdom, this shit would not happen. Everybody would walk on fucking streets of gold. Well, I may not have my smarts, but at least I still have my looks. The motherfucker go back to 2009.

I swear as the video continues to progress, I'm starting to fucking hate this guy more and more. You're very handsome, Zane. Casey's gonna love it. Go show her. Go show her. Oh, okay, see. Look at him go.

He's got this. Oh, come on. That's what I call a common L from the AFMAL crew. Did I expect anybody from the AFMAL crew to pull some hose? Absolutely not. If I can't pull some fucking hose, then you can't get shit. Oh, what's this? Seems to be a force field.

It keeps out anything that's evil. I can definitely use this to make sure that I get, uh, wait, wait, wait, hold on. All right, sorry, man, I just missed it. Wait, wait, why can't I get it? Hands up. Be feet coming through the sheet. What? Let me let it noise.

No time, no. Guys. Audience, this is what I would call segregation. Now, I'm not calling anybody anything, but, uh, do you see any colored folk inside of this building? I mean, there's Afmau, but she's fucking tan. I think the door is racist. I know somebody had to say it. The door of racism is being a piece of shit.

Hey, you know what? I'll let you out the door, Kim. Come on. Yeah, this workout stuff isn't really my thing. Um, I'm gonna go read instead. See you, I need with the dumbbell right here. Oh, no! Yeah, I think I'm fucking done.

Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Today, I searched the internet and found the most rock-bottom Roblox videos. I scoured the TikToks, I scoured the YouTube videos, and I can confidently say, What the fuck? Hope you all enjoy the video. You always choose you.

What a terrible way to start things off. Whenever you're 18 and 19, having a child would not be a very good financial decision. But no, let's take it. that and let's dial it down to fucking 10 years old. On Roblox. Someone pinch me. This better not be fucking real. All that I know is that these motherfuckers better get out with the lemonade stand and start selling shit. You're gonna have a kid that looks like the fucking vegan teacher. Every fucking day, I question why we're a species. Sleeping with your dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that. Why do you have to be naked? Your butt-booty ass revealed to your fur baby?

This person is itching for me to call the feds on their ass. Oh no, I sleep with my dog naked. You sleep with your fucking dog naked. You need to be in a fucking prison. You sick shit. Baby girl, don't even try making this shit look cute. You are sucking and fucking, not a human being, a dog, a fucking animal. If you expect me to have some sort of sympathy for you for being this way towards animals, then you were highly mistaken.

I don't know, audience, is it a hot take rubbing your genitals while sleeping with your dog? Is that a hot take? Because if it is, then you know what to do. Normally I would say, no, you're being fucking cringe. Why would you sell your kidney? But I just had the most euphoric realization. If the doctor fucks up the surgery, we won't have to deal with you anymore. So if we had to take our bets here, please get the surgery.

Please have the doctor fuck up the surgery. I'd love to see your Roblox account appear online a year ago. It would be music to my ears. Oddly enough, I respect this TikTok. Finally, a Roblox aviddlex. where you don't spend a shit ton of fucking money to look good. Like I said before, you do not need to spend a lot of money to look good in Roblox. I mean, look at my character.

Fucking gorgeous. I don't have a dollar to my name in Roblox, but motherfucker I will steal yo bitch. Am I missing something here? Maybe I'm just stupid because I just woke up. But all he did was buy something off the item shop. Did he not? Holy fucking shit, if I buy something off the item shop and wear it, it actually works? Yes, dumb shit. That's what you call it?

a transaction. Welcome to the future, dumbass. Yo, what's up guys to touch our back to your video and today we'll be buying headless head. You cannot be serious. People on YouTube actually tune into somebody else buying something on Roblox. If this doesn't scream Brokey shit then I have no idea what does. So you guys know the headless pack, um, I had 31k Robux. You spent $108 and 50 cents on a free video game. Does that Is that not resonate with anybody that you're a fucking idiot? Cosmetics in a video game doesn't make the game easier.

It doesn't make you look cool around everybody else. Because everybody else doesn't give a fuck. And it's just a way to blow your bank account into smithereens. $100 in Robux. Get the fuck out of here. Shout out to Tornado Alley's for giving me the rest of the Robux because I used to have 26K Robux and he gave me like 4K, which is insane. Well, he shouldn't have gave you shit.

Do you guys have any idea what you can do with $100? You can buy 10 footballs and go the fuck outside. And I can guarantee you those 10 footballs provide much more entertainment and actual substantial value to your life than a fucking cosmetic on a video game. Disagree with me? I will gladly debate you in the comment section. Dude, Edmos is right there. Oh my God, dude. I think we're going to buy it, dude.

Okay, I know you have $100 in Roblox, but dude, it's a fucking $100. Put down the tissues, put your fucking penis away. It's really not that much money. But $100 specifically in Robux, I feel like that's $100 too many. Even if you had $1, one penny in Roblox, that's still too much. If you spend money in this game, it's a fucking waste. My God, zero Robux. We have zero Robics after this, dude.

Let's do it. Let's go. Let's go, dude. We just got the handless horseman. I want to remind you guys of something. A hundred years ago, people his age were drafted into the world war. You know, the same fuckers that were killing Nazis and shit. People his age were getting drafted into war.

Isn't it crazy how fucking horny and desperate we get over something so stupid? Teenagers back in the 1920s were celebrating for crossing the fucking heart point. And a hundred years later, we got people shitting a brick over something on their screen. You are such a disgrace to your ancestors. Oh my god. This is worth $300. This is worth $300. Are you fucking stupid?

This is worth $300. Wait, there is no way you just said $300. Do you realize what you could buy with $300? With $300, you could buy a microphone and bring yourself to over 100,000 subscribers. Oh, wait a second. That was me. What I'm trying to say here is that you could spend your money in so many better ways than Buying a Roblox avatar that's only going to attract little girls under the age of nine.

Talk about a waste of semen. Oh my God, dude. We're in a game right now, and we have the headless head, dude. Holy crap, that actually looks lit, dude. I guarantee you this guy was born broke, and he's going to stay broke, and he's going to fucking die broke. I mean, if you want to waste all your money and live a peasant's life, then go ahead. Work your shitty job in McDonald's because guess what, motherfucker? fuck out, I need somebody to flip my burgers when I'm hungry.

And this guy that spends $100 on Robux is gonna be my guy. I'll see you in the fucking drive-thru. Do any of you notice what's wrong on screen? Actually, why am I even saying that? Of course, we notice the fucking tumors on this girl. Jokes aside, holy shit, those are some fucking titty. What's gonna happen to them titties? I have no idea. I just hope that they're gonna be handled delicately.

What the hell am I even watching anymore? I originally started this series thinking I'll just find a few cringes. videos on the internet but little did i know that my videos would transpire into something like this am i disappointed oh you better fucking believe it am i surprised though absolutely not was this supposed to be a doctor role play you see that youtube it is not inappropriate that was a doctor checkup you cannot age restrict and demonetize this this was a family friendly video guys welcome back to another video on the channel this video i'm going to show you guys how to make your roblox character look naked can somebody

put me out of my misery. What's up guys? Today we're making your Roblox character fucking butt-ass naked. Calm the fuck down my guy. To go on game right now, okay? So you have to go to creative. All right guys. So this is just one to be on looking for you guys. And boom, look at your character. Your character looks naked. This is the best tutorial I've ever seen in my life. I feel like there's actual people that Google this stuff on the daily. And to those people, you are just a lost cause. You want to be successful, you want to be a millionaire, but here you are Googling how to make your Roblox character butt fucking naked. You, my guy, have truly lost the lottery of life.

Good. Fuck you. I feel like we have truly reached Rock Bottom. Just the idea that somebody took time to make this really lowers my faith in humanity. Yep, yep, I'm fucking done. Anime's audience, I hope you enjoyed the video. Please click the video on screen. I I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. I feel like that. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a problem. P&G tubers are getting worse.

Like that, did that say, look at some bitches? We all thought. Press language is bitch. That jelly bean was bad. Until this son of a bitch came into the community. What? Ladies and gentlemen, I wanted to start off this video by saying,

I'm sorry, jelly bean. I never thought that somebody could be worse than you. But, uh, but boy was I proven wrong today. After my channel gained 20, 20,000 subscribers and I gained 230,000 followers on TikTok, I knew about Meowba. Though I've never checked out their content. So, yeah. I heard it's pretty bad.

So today we're going to dissect those TikTok videos. Please check if you guys are subscribed, obviously. Anyways, yeah, enjoy the video. Yeah, so the beauty of this whole thing is that I'm actually new to the situation. I know I'm a little late to the party. I've kind of been living under a rock recently because I've been sick. But now that I'm no longer sick, I can be now mentally sick at these videos. Ha ha, please subscribe.

Hi there, Bego-Chang! Welcome to Meow's B&G to a YouTuber introduction. Miao's name is Miaoba. Shut up, my name's better. Please call Miao. Miao! Actually, no, you can suck my... You...

You can suck. You suck. Niao talks in third person. What's the point in talking in third person? Do you have like some sort of alter ego? You're some sort of magical character? I'm not buying it, bro. You're a middle school girl with probably daddy issues.

This whole thing might be like a mental escape for, you know, a lack of a dad, but, you know... Whatever. works works I guess please you see now magic or dull pronouns for meo you don't deserve pronouns Meow is an aspiring colliding Minecraft content creator yeah dude Minecraft content creator you're just like the rest of them you're a Minecraft creator but you talk about everything except Minecraft I could talk about like I could talk about like my step sister getting stuck in the laundry and as long as not putting Minecraft's gameplay in

it it's a Minecraft video now is inspired by Meow's speedy creator Jelly Bean Sama. Oh, there we go. What, what a surprise. Goody old jelly bean. Look, I know Jelly Bean and Meowba are cringe, bro, but dude, Meowba's so popular because of Jelly Bean. I have mad respect for P&G Tubers, all right?

You already know they're racking in so much popularity. I don't know about money, though, because YouTube shorts, uh, they don't pay shit. Now ask Meow's Beers for some questions to answer Meow's videos. I have a question. Uh, do you know your dad and can I sleep with him? Okay dokey, hey Malba, how's your day night? Nau's doing super so good. Now's...

Miao's doing super segoin. Dude, why are you reading Google Translate? We know you're not Asian. Just please shut up. You're making an ass to yourself. Miao's day was lovely. Thank you for asking, Frog Channel. I hope you have a horrible rest of your day.

I want it to be so bad. Your dad doesn't come back with the milk. Your microphone breaks. You get terminated tomorrow. That'd be pretty cool. What's your favorite dream is P-ship? Miao's favorite dream ex-Jorge. Oh yeah, go figure.

I mean, sheesh, man, Dreaming George. I mean, I mean, I'm not saying I don't have a book to mark on my Twitter, but... How did you come up with your pronouns? How did you come up with your pronouns? How did you come up with your pronouns? Well, clearly somebody, I'm not gonna say who, they were a little high on Xanax making these pronouns. Miao build a deep connection to Miao, Dull, and Magic. All right, we also got a Satanist.

Miao for Miao's, but for meows. Dough because meow is a dull. You into voodoo dolls, too? Like, what the f- And magic because meow is a magical girl. Boys, you ever had that feeling where it's a deep chill down your spine? That is the feeling. I'm feeling right now.

I'm sorry, it's just the whole like, kawai, the whole laugh. It puts a chill down my spine. It gives me the he be the he be. Jeebby's my boy. How are you a magical girl? Meow has been a magical girl all myo's life. Is there a spell for you to disappear? Meow saves the world of different universes.

And yet you chose the human universe. Yeah, get your ass out of here. Every time Meow dies, Meow is reborn, present time is something new. And yet you came back as this. All right, I know I've been hating so far, but bro, this girl's voice is so annoying. Meyhaw's taking the body of a doll.

A dog. Apparently the next video is Meowba singing Mask. End me now. End my life. Meow wears a mask with a smile for hours at the time. Are we actually gonna watch this? I don't know if I want to watch this. Do you want to watch this? I don't want to watch this.

But you know what? I'm gonna sacrifice my eyes for you guys to watch this content. They're at the ceiling while Meow holds back what's on Meow's mind. And when they ask Mia how Meow's doing, Meow says, Mal's just fine. And when they ask Mia how Mia's doing, Meow says, Mao's just back. Yeah, I'm blind. I'm not watching this shit. I found a better one boys reviewing her TikTok comments. This is this is gonna be reading now TikTok comments part two are you homo?

Mix all gender. Bro what? Okay, come on now. Look I get it. We're supposed to be funny on this website, but bro like come on bro. If you're gonna be homophobic, if you're gonna be racist at least be original. Look, if you want to make a fag joke at least make it funny like have a punchline at least. Don't just throw it out there just because Oh, fag. Y'all's a fag. Miao likes all genders. Guys, get the joke because genders is not a sexuality and fag, you know, fag joke, you know. You notice me? Wow, Mialba fan page.

Are I got a little meowing? The craziest thing about Miaoba, in my opinion, is that there's actual people that watch this content and actually consume it. I don't know about you, audience, but if I seen my son watching TikTok and I seen Miaoba on the screen, uh, they're not gonna have an ass when I'm done with them. I'm talking about a belt, okay? And not, not what you, weirdoes are. Meow make dog sounds? Do not bark, I swear if you do. Whoa.

Stop, stop. Get some hell. Like bark. Your dad, your dad's leaving right out. He's walking out the door right now. Catch him before it's too late. Do you have an a gender? Meow is cat gender.

Yay! Cat gender, are you serious? My profile picture is a cat. Well, audience, I didn't think I'd be coming around to saying this, but I'm actually cat gender. What does that even mean? Does that mean I have like a kuder within a kuder or something? Like, um, is cat gender? Yeah, what's your favorite snack?

Niyasukanya or Yatsu-a-Kawai pokey to ram you desu. Tell me that you use Google Translate without telling me you use Google Translate. Uh-q koii. Question for Meow. Will you continue to make more songs like this? Of course. Meow plans to make many more song covers. I advise you.

to not make any more song covers. Yay! YALBA, what's your Discord? I want to be friends. Now tell you what. Now we'll make a public Discord server when we reach 10K followers. 10K followers.

I think you passed 10K. It appears they got a few extra videos on their TikTok, so I guess we're downloading them. Yobah, you should do an answering questions on my Discord video. Oh yeah, because Discord comments is exactly what we need. Discord's just full of fatherless kids. The first question is be like, twerk for me, twerk for me, baby. What is Navi's height?

Now it's 43 feet tall. I would like to make a petition that anybody that is 4'3 or lower on YouTube, uh, they should not be on the internet. Thank you, amen. The scale 2 to 9. What is your opinion on the Russian invasion on your game? Miao personally believes Russia had a reason for it. Russia did what it needed to do. Russia did what they needed to do. I don't think you understand what's going to do.

understand what's going on, Meowba. Russia and Ukraine is not just in some sort of food fight or some playground, uh, Plegameth tag, ladies and gentlemen, okay? There's actual, uh, people are dying. Uh, I don't know if you know that. Did you be outward and a thigh? Of course, Mel could.

Shut up, I could kick your ass. What are your opinions on religion? Meowazim Meow's a part of the Meowism religion. Miao believes meaism is the only real religion. You know, the craziest part is that people are actually gonna support it. Miaoba and religion. Totally the best thing we need in 2022. Nighter night, if you believe and pray to Miaoba each night,

you can become one with the malice. If I walk in on one of my kids and they're trying to pray to Miaoba, I can promise you one thing. They're going to have a nice handprint on their body. I'm not going to hit them in the face, okay? You know, at least I'm a little conservative here. But I'm telling you one thing, that ass, it's all game. That basically needs to do what H-I did to become leader to achieve greatness.

You know, I can only imagine what that blank says. From the little space that Miaoba censored, I can tell you right now, it's definitely Hitler. It basically rolls off the tongue. Miaba basically needs to do it, Hitler dead, to become a great leader. That's a joke, by the way. To become leader to achieve great men. Exactly. Oh, well, Mialba's a Nazi.

I don't need to go ahead and think that this is not the word Hitler that was censored. It's very obvious what it is, ladies and gentlemen. Mialba's a Nazi. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. What's the proof? What's the source? Uh, trust me, bro. Anyways, yeah, that's it for today.

Subscribe to not be a Nazi. Oh, wait, wait, wait. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out probably the cringiest Roblox YouTuber I've ever seen. Audience, I introduce you to Inquisitor Master. You guys requested the shit out of this person, and today, I deliver. Hey, this is Alex in the song! What the fuck is this?

You guys request for me to react to probably the most degenerate shit on the planet. It's all because of you guys my recommended on YouTube is completely fucked. I can't even watch the shit I want to watch because I see pregnant Roblox videos on the daily. And I guarantee you this Roblox video is not gonna make my shit any better. Hesgaw! Holy fuck, there's more than one of them? Audience, I thought I signed up for only one annoying motherfucker in this video. I most definitely did not expect the Furious Five of fucking morons.

You guys today are truly hitting me with, with the double whammy. So, in this game, I'm just gonna throw random objects until they get knocked off. Did she just do a happy burger at us? Yes, she did. Oh! Back the fuck up from your microphone.

Why are YouTubers with almost 10 million fucking followers still have no idea how to keep a microphone out of their throat? This motherfucker easily has over a million dollars in her bank account, and you still can't figure out how to get a better microphone? Go the fuck on Amazon and. and order some shit, please. Oh, hey!

You can't get us! Are those fucking character stills? I'm sorry to say, but for somebody with 10 million followers, you can do better than this dog shit. Aside from shots of helium this motherfucker takes when they record videos, I have no idea what the rest of our YouTube expenses are even for, because the editing shit, the character stills are shit, the video is shit. Where is the investment?

lady. Let's see. Oh. You see? That was not yet. I don't need to do research because I'm confident in my abilities. These are a bunch of grown men and women recording these videos. You know, I would think it's okay if like a 13-year-old kid is doing this.

But when you motherfuckers are in your 20s and doing this shit, does it not seem at least a little bit embarrassing? Yeah. Guys, guys, guys, look at the bottom. You know what? Why don't we all come down here? Down here. I don't know if I trust.

You are so fucking loud. Audience, I feel bad for anybody that is wearing headphones in these videos. Rest assured, I am experiencing the pain with you. I've got like some studio-grade headphones. It hurts like hell. This woman probably doesn't even know that she's ear-raping the shit out of us. Because this woman probably refuses to pay more than $30 fucking dollars a video. You can talk to a fucking Samsung fridge and you're still going to have better audio quality than this woman.

I'll throw a gun. What? What? That's not going to do this tiny. That's not going to do anything. That went right by my head. What? I smelled that.

Why did you scream there? The one thing I've never understood about kids creators on any video game, why the fuck do you guys make random noises for absolutely no reason? I get it. You want to keep the little kids attention and be sporadic and fucking random. But you guys can still do that while also making remotely a little bit of fucking fucking sense. And you know, maybe not screaming into the viewer's fucking ears all the time, especially them being little kids and little kids have very sensitive ears. So do everybody a

favor and calm the fuck down. Don't egg me out. I'm working at. Literally, do you replace you? What? Oh, wait, wait. Oh my gosh. Charlie, are you okay? I guess so. Oh, girl, are you okay? That is the calmest. I've seen this girl in the entire video. Inquisitor, Master, I'm not gonna fucking call you that.

What am I gonna call you? Master, I ain't calling you fucking master. Inquisitor, has it ever crossed your mind that you're maybe talking a little bit too loud in your videos? To the point where you're probably editing your video and thinking, hmm, this shit maybe seems a little bit too loud. If that has never crossed your mind, then you need to get your fucking ears checked. And that's coming from me, and I can't hear shit anymore. Stop the calories, it's fine.

It's just you and... You fucking piss me off. Woman, what the fuck did we just discuss? This entire video. video I've discussed with you how you're loud as fuck. And here you are continuing to blow out my ears. At this point, this video should be qualified as violent and graphic content. My ears are getting violated over this shit. I refuse to believe that you edit and upload your videos thinking, oh wow, this is my fucking magnum opus. This is the best product shit I've ever put out.

Quit fucking lying to yourself. Guys, guys, guys, guys. Did you see that over there? You see that? That's a needle. squirrel. A little squirrel! You know what I've heard about squirrels? You know what I've heard of squirrels?

No, what I've heard of the squirrels? No, they get really angry when you call them squirrels. The comedy is almost as bad as the audio quality itself. I could have swore when I was a little kid, I remember watching some comedy that was actually funny. When I was ages 5 to 10, I could still find this shit fucking annoying. My favorite YouTuber at the time was Tobuskis, and guess what? The dude actually had comedy. He at least didn't shove a fucking microphone down his layernecks and called that comedy.

Oh, I'm good. I'm found here. What are you doing down there? So we should call him a squirrel. See? Our squirrel. Squirrel. Stop it.

Stop going to squirrel. Fucking furry. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Writh, aren't you a fucking furry? Bitch, all I like is Animal Crossing. That's it. Fuck furries. Squirrel.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, what are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? No! You know, I'm- You're a weak squirrel.

You can't even bring down this tower. Charlie, you're not a squirrel. I cannot put into words how fucking pissed off I am. If I had to give a scale of 1 to 10 how pissed off I am in this video, this is probably the most angry I've ever been in a video. The easiest way to piss me off audience is to give me somebody to react to with too much oxygen in their lungs. If their voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard, they're talking too much and too fucking loud, then that is somebody that is going to piss me off. And this lady checks all the

boxes. Do you like that? Do you like nuts? T's nuts joke in 2022? Are you fucking serious, dude? I guarantee you these motherfuckers are flipping their fedores right now thinking they're hot shit with they comedy. I've never seen anybody in my life get that riled up over a D's nuts joke. The fact that you guys are so fucking boring, you have to force out every bit of comedy. That's a bit embarrassing. I'm not going to lie. 10 million subs and zero fucking personality.

That's crazy. Thanks for pushing me into the butt now. I don't want to talk about it. Audience, that was the end of the video. What the fuck did I just watch? You know what? It doesn't matter. pondering over this shit is so useless.

Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. All right, people, what's up? There's a criminal epidemic on TikTok and it needs to stop. Now, if your 4-U page on TikTok is sort of f***ed up, then you probably know who this guy is.

The TikTok are recovering today is Wolfie Kaletti, Kalidi. I don't know what the fuck your name is. And to be quite frank with you, I don't care. hair if I fuck up your name. Anyways, this gentleman, if you can even call him that, has been terrorizing the public, whether it's a crime or very crude pranks, and overall just being a huge piece of shit. Whether it being throwing a cockroach at a group of women

or pulling the fire alarm at a random fucking Wendy's, this guy is the epitome of a bad person. Even on his own TikTok profile, he deems himself as the supreme villain. And after only watching this guy after a few videos, I recognize that he's probably 10 times worse than Jack Doherty. Anyways, before we begin, shout out curse for the video idea. He's a great channel. Go subscribe.

With that being said, let's begin. Listen, I know we're already pausing this video like three seconds in. But if anybody sees this guy in public and doesn't think that he's going to be a harm to society. At that point, bro, you're just natural selection. You deserve to get fucking pranked by this guy. Seriously, look at him. He looks like a psychopath. What's with this?

music making everything so overly dramatic. You go into a Wendy's and walk out of the shitter with the most diabolical mischief-filled face I've ever fucking seen. I can't get over how this guy looks. He looks like he's up to no good. There's a fire in your bathroom. That's how this dude sounds. There's a fire in your bathroom. That's what the supreme villain sounds like on TikTok. Holy shit, you sound like an estrogen-filled loser that was failed by your fucking parents. Oh yeah, you can go. There's a fire in the bathroom. Wait, there's a fire in the bathroom.

Yeah. This dude is so nonchalant about committing crimes in his local community. He makes a poker face now. Just by this clip alone and how nonchalant he is, you could tell that this guy actually practices this shit on a daily. How exactly this guy has not been arrested yet and how this guy has not been thrown into jail is honestly beyond me. It's not like he doesn't show his face and his fucking criminal history is documented

and on TikTok every day. Are the local police really that fucking stupid that they can't get this guy? Either way, the shit that this guy is doing is only a little bit compared to the magnitude of bullshit we're going to be seeing later. POV, you think your life is GTA passive mode every day. Audience, look at the genuine joy this psychopath has all over his face

as he's running away. Committing crimes is this dude's genuine source of joy throughout his day. The last time I was as happy as this motherfucker here is when I hit a million subscribers on YouTube. And this guy gets this serotonin rush every time he pulls a fucking fire alarm. Somebody find this guy and throw him in the slamer, please. There's no fucking way. He actually found a dead pigeon just laying around. I'm going to be completely honest with you.

He probably placed that there and then he started recording. None of this shit is scripted, ladies and gentlemen. That is completely out the window at this point. Look at the previous video we just checked out. Do you think any part of that video was scripted? This is not any Topper Gilder face rug shit. This is real life. And we're only two videos in, and we're already playing with dead pigeons.

What the fuck? Try pigeons? I mean, at least this girl found it funny. From the shitty video quality, I think that she's smiling. Wait a minute, this dude did it out of fucking McDonald's? Well, that's not a surprise. probably already used dead pigeon in their chicken nuggets. Nasty-assed food establishment.

Who would have knew that there was a dead pigeon on the floor? Wolfie, remember that. Vofy, remember that. Holy shit, your dad should have put you inside the cum sock. This is the shit that you do to get famous. Thank God, I did not have to do anything of what this guy's doing to get a following on the internet. Imagine being that untalented, that much of a human piece of shit. To wriggle out only a few hundred thousand followers on TikTok.

and he's probably not even getting paid that much for it. Ladies and gentlemen, if anybody is watching this guy's content and thinking, oh, wow, dude, I could really do this to blow up on the internet. Just don't, please. There are so many other ways for you to make much more money and get a way bigger following on the internet. For example, I've been sitting at a computer desk for three years and I got four million followers just for making fun of people like this.

I'm just saying there's way better options than to be a literal human waste of source. sperm. Am I okay to pay your dog? You see that shit? It's okay if I pet your dog. So this is the fan base of this guy?

Little 14 year old fuck boys with gray sweatpants and shitty looking yeasies. You know, it's pretty ironic that this guy is wearing a cross necklace around his neck. I know that shit is just for decoration if you're sitting here following Wolfie.

This is the fan base of this guy, ladies and gentlemen. That was a bad assort. That was a big asswood. That's the biggest threat I have to see. Oh my fucking God. Whoa! Nice.

W. Riz on the hose, Wofy. Holy shit. I'm sure all the hos are gonna go home thinking about you tonight. So sexy and erotic, Wolfie. Okay, at this point, this was just uncalled for. I get the Panda Express is a shitty Chinese food establishment. It's terrible. And I understand you had to put a pumpkin in the friar.

It makes things a little bit more healthy. But come on, Wolfie, did you really have to be doing that? Do you not think that? that your actions are a little shitty. Fucking waste of testosterone. Well, shit. Now this guy's putting on an anonymous mask. Only God knows what this man's about to do next.

In all the previous videos we checked out, he did not wear a mask. What is he about to do? Kill a family of five? This guy is completely fucking unhinged. Listen, if any of you come across this guy in real life, run. Just run. As fast as your little feet can take you. And if anybody is a victim of this guy,

and you just so happen to be watching this video, please tell me your story in the comments. Perhaps there is some unwritten lore that we don't know about this guy, and I will gladly make a part too. Okay, but seriously, how did this guy get a fucking fire extinguisher for this video?

Did this guy really just take the fire extinguisher from his house and go to a random food establishment and do this shit? What happens if your actual house catches on fire, dude? What are you gonna do now? You're fucked, dude, all because you wanted to do a prank on some random innocent people.

And honestly, I couldn't be happier if that happens. And this is why I will never do my laundry out of public space ever. I don't care if my washing machine broke or my clothes need to be hang dried. I will wash my clothes in a bathtub and I will hang dry them before I ever come to a place like this. Because this is a conscious fear I have that somebody like this fucking guy would actually do this to my clothes. And now that I'm actually seeing a video of this happening in real life, this just reassures that. that I am not gonna fuck up like this. Imagine picking up your clothes, ladies and gentlemen,

and you smell bacon and fucking raw eggs. I think I would kill myself, especially if your clothes is like designer. If this happened to me, I would be pissed off, and somebody is dying, and it's not gonna be me. No. You guys are locked in there. Forever.

Okay, I can't take it anymore. Fuck this guy. Audience, subscribe if you want a part two on this guy. Trust me, there is endless content to be checked out. Anyways, with that being said, I'll catch y'all. Later. Is it just me, or do you guys think this guy's a little creepy? I would not let my kids be in a 10-mile radius of this guy,

especially if he's looking at me like that. If I drop the soap around this guy, I'm fuck. All right, people, what's up? Today, you're going to see the creepiest TikTok dentist I've ever seen. Dental Digest. Ah, what a beautiful name. Now, to describe this man's career, he's basically the best parts of a dentist and the worst parts of a diabetic.

Basically, uh, two universes that should not exist together. Let's find out of a $250 toothbrush from Franzel cream ice thing. Okay, so the first thing I noticed about this guy is he's talking way too fast. Let's find out of a $250. Buddy, I know that you're a dentist and whatever you put in your mouth is going to affect your teeth. All I'm saying is that if your teeth is causing you to speak like that, you might want to reconsider what you put in your mouth. All I'm trying to say is that some of the things you might put in your mouth are a little... Disclosing time.

Yee. Would you let this guy be your child's dentist? Would you let him be your child's babysitter? Would you allow him to wear a fucking V-neck around your child? Actually, why the hell is he wearing a V-neck in the first place? Nobody wants to see your hairy forest, bro. You think the ladies like your hairy chest, beard, bushy-ass eyebrows, and big old fucking... You know what? I'm not gonna say that.

Let's check the before results. Audience, what am I looking at? Motherfucker just turned into Tokyo Gould. Audience, what would you do if this guy walked up to you with this contraption in his mouth? Because I don't know about you, but I will be confused if I'm in the fucking anime of Attack on Titan. Those dilated pupils, that big old fucking grin on his face. Ready to ravish my body into pieces. I don't know.

Long story short, I'm fuck. This full mouth clean your experience cleans in 10 seconds. Wait a second. So you're telling me, I can clean my mouth in 10 seconds. Bro, what kind of hygiene articles have you been reading? Would y'all clean your teeth only 10 seconds a day? Personally, I would feel so unclean for brushing my teeth for only 10 seconds. It's your teeth, it's your sweet luscious pearls.

I'm trying to keep them shits clean. I'm not trying to fucking bl-bl-bl-d-d-that's it. This guy can't be a dentist. He's got to be a fraud. French-Rice salt toothpaste. Me when the homie drops the soap. Smells like McDonald's. If it smells like McDonald's, then you shouldn't fucking use it.

McDonald's is disgusting. Sure, it tastes good, but isn't good for you? Probably not. This is dental digest. Let's get brush with friends. This brushes vibrating my whole face. my whole face. Bro, it's vibrating my whole face.

Dude, you gotta watch some of the shit you say. I'm sitting over here, suss the fuck up right now. It's vibrating your whole face. That's a crazy phrase. And this is some great toothpaste. Let's shake the after results. Listen, I've been to the dentist before. Believe it or not, I'm not fucking British.

I actually go and get my teeth check. And when they use this utensil on me, they don't spread my mouth open like Sneiko's girlfriend spreads her. All I'm trying to say is that he's mostly. likely not using the utensil right. Motherfucker looks like a loud drink. Plus, why not have two grilled cheese. Look at you slamming hot breath. Audience, if that is not the most disgusting thing you've ever seen,

I'm sorry you have such a shitty life. I know it's an abomination for a man to lie with another man in the Bible. But God, how the fuck is this not an abomination in your eye? This thing literally looks like a heart attack waiting to happen. If death note was reincarnated in a grilled cheese, this is what it would look like. I just hope the sandwich gets the job done. That's the sound I make with your mom. I guarantee you if half of you guys dug in your ears right now, this is what's going to come out.

If you're digging your ears right now and you see this on screen in your finger right now, I give you permission to pause this video. And please, clean your ears because I need you guys to hear me spit facts in the best hearing quality possible. Clean your dirty fucking cheese ears. And for the love of God, don't sniff your ears. I know it looks endearing to see your ear wax on your finger right now. And I promise you it's not gonna taste anything like the thing on screen right now. Just pause the video, go clean your ears, and come back. Thank you.

What the- How was this guy still alive? Like, you know, alive, like fucking breathing into this. It's gone. It's fucking gone. It's disappeared. This guy's not human. He's AI generated sent by the fucking government to entertain you guys. This is not a human being. It's a psychotic robot. Put your dirty fucking thumbs away. Let's take the breathometer. Yikes, it's a five out of five! Oh my gosh, your breath is so hot! Who in the audience is sitting here thinking, oh wow, dude, his breath is so hot.

I give so much shit about that. Nobody. Absolutely nobody, bro. Your videos are not that exciting. Let's find out of emojis will cause cabin. Urine? Uh, uh... Sorry, I had to process what he just said.

Did he just say urine? I know the bottle says urine, but sometimes our ears perceives things quicker than the eyes. I just want to know that I'm the person that's not fucking tweaking right now. He said urine. Definitely said urine. What the fuck? Oh, why did it taste sour? To any of you out there that are wanting to consume your own urine? Just know that it's going to taste just like a sour patch, I promise you.

This totally professional dentist is your source. Let me dinosaur? Teradactyl spray. Do you see the way that this guy looks at the camera? I know what's blurry. The fucking idiot doesn't know how to focus his camera. But you can clearly see that he's having a seizure in the background. I mean, if the cause of seizures are from stress,

I would most definitely be stressed if I were this guy. If I had to make faces like this for a career, I would hate myself too. That just fucking hurt my ears. Is it really a coincidence that everybody I check out on my YouTube channel? Just so happens to be the loudest people I've ever seen on the face of the planet. If you thought the ancient Roman battle cry was crazy, you haven't seen a dental digest video. Seriously, this is an ear piercing experience. Makes me want to jump off a fucking...

I think there's someone hanging right there. Rainbow candy. Pain roller? I understand this is a part of the lingo, but how does this guy not have cavities? Or at the very least, how is this guy not morbidly obese? Either he must have the craziest metabolism on planet Earth. Or he quite literally waste every single bit of candy in food he ever eats? I seriously wouldn't be surprised if there's a trash can outside the camera frame,

where he could basically, you know, waste everything. If you ask me, I would do it. Fuck getting morbidly obese. I'm making my money. Any toothpaste. First, let's check the age. Yice, it's a tooth. Candy toothpick. Back on.

This is Dental Digest. Let's get brushing. I've never met a singular Sigma badass that can eat his own toothbrush in that type of speed. Matter of fact, I don't think I've ever seen a Sigma male ever eat his toothbrush, period. He's just a god amongst men, he's just superior. You got a girlfriend? Fuck you, he's taking it. You stand no chance up against his V-neck, hairy-ass beard and shit.

Who wouldn't want to be dental ingest, de-gest, incest, incest, oh, oh. Oh, whoa. Let's find out of Zong's favorite snacks will cause cabbage. Oh, ho, ho. Out of all the people you had to collab with. This guy! I already made two long-form videos about this guy. I don't want to make a third.

Look at his face. Look at his stupid fucking face. I'm tired of looking at him. Everything I see in here reminds me of Zong. I can't quite escape him. And it's making me depressed. I'm walking. I'm from Sweden.

You hear that all my viewers from Sweden. Zong is actually Swedish. I bet you guys feel really depressed. I'm impressed right now. I mean, you guys still have PewDiePie, but uh, God, that, that's hurting your ego. I guarantee you that. Whoa! Wait, what's so jealous? Has this guy forgot how to not be annoying? I'm so jealous.

Shut up, you loser. What? I don't want this. Give me that. Ah! Oh, oh, we stop. Sorry about that. I'm kind of making this video on the shitter. Actually, it's probably appropriate. I don't make this video on the shitter. I think I'm going to go now. Please subscribe.

Audience, we have a lot to go over today. The only fans girl I made a video one roughly two weeks ago. She recently responded to my video and she's not very happy. All right, people, what's up? The most illegal only fans girl on YouTube has responded. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to reintroduce you to how to smart. Anyways, roughly around four weeks ago, I made a video on YouTube called The Most Illegal OnlyFans Girl, where essentially I call out this YouTuber how to smart for her terrible idea to fuck animals on her YouTube videos.

Yeah, pretty fucking sick if you ask me. And also, completely aside from her absolutely sick idea to fuck animals on YouTube, she also uses her content to funnel into making little children watch her only fans content. She actually loves funneling children to see her only fans content so much so that she commented on the video that I made about her for myself and for you guys to go check out her YouTube channel which funnels into her only fans. Audience, what the fuck? Listen, lady, I don't remember your fucking name, but I really don't care.

At the end of the day, you're a fucking weirdo and that's all that I'm going to call you. I don't know if you know this baby, but the majority of my fan base as little kids, Don't get your fucking weirdo ass in my comments section promoting your only fans to little kids. I didn't delete your comment because, again, I'm not a little bitch. You're a grown-ass woman that should be able to tell if I make Roblox videos on my YouTube channel that may be a large portion of my YouTube audience is underage kids. So I don't know where your only fans dog fucking ass thought it was a good idea to promote your YouTube channel and your only fans on my YouTube channel. You're fucking sick.

Yeah, I do recognize that you'll probably comment on this video saying, well, motherfucker, I didn't know you made content for kids. Motherfucker, you had to manually type in my channel to find my video again. So as you're scrolling through my backlog of videos, as you see me making videos on Darman, Zong, and fucking vegan teacher, did it ever cross your fucking two brain-celled mind? That maybe little kids are watching this guy? I mean, clearly, I mean, your whole fucking career is about making little kids subscribe to you.

So it doesn't seem too out of brain for you to promote your 18 plus content to little kids. Fucking weirdo ass. But anyways, now that we got that out of the way, let's see the actual response from how to smart. Oh my God, I'm on your Chanel. I don't know how the fuck this lady became a nurse audience when she can't even spell channel correctly. This girl really said Chanel, dumbass. Hi. What's up?

You fucking weirdo. You forgot to mention that my followers donating so much money, goes to dog shelters. Oh my god, the videos of you shaking your pussy on only fans go to dog shelters. Oh my gosh, audience. I'm so sorry for me in this video. You know what? I should just quit everything I'm doing now. You fucking animals on YouTube shorts, that's okay. You making an eye contact challenge where you literally just bounce your fucking tittyes for two minutes straight. Yeah, that's okay too. You are telling me in my audience that ranges from five years old all the way to 16 years old to go check out your YouTube channel which funnels into your 18 plus content

All this is okay because you donated to dog shelters bro that's like mr. B saying well I donate to charity so clearly I'm not a piece of shit yeah okay motherfucker also no animal has been harmed and no animals have been used for my content okay so to break down the absolute dumb assery that how too smart is trying to explain here that all of these videos where there's dogs in the video being featured in a sexual way she never actually literally f***ed them on camera which if anybody in the audience has two brain cells yes that is true she clearly didn't that pit bull and she clearly didn't that german shepherd but are we really gonna say it's okay the shit that she's doing on her youtube channel i do not care if you didn't rub peanut butter on

your vagina for the german shepherd your youtube content clearly shows that you are fucking animals. Whether you are literally doing it or you're just trying to grab clips online just to show that you're doing it for funny ha-haz? What the fuck do you think the message of your video is? It is too fucking animal. How does that not cross your mind that yeah, this is fucking weird? I mean, clearly you self-promoting your YouTube channel to my audience of little kids that eventually leads to your only fans. That's apparently a-okay considering my audience is ranging from five years old as 16-year-olds. So the question is why, wouldn't you pretend to f*** animals on camera too?

All the content I use are clips which has been already online. It's simple comedy. Whoa, motherfucker. Let me stop your ass right in your tracks. I love when motherfuckers do this where they try to categorize their content as comedy. And then they post shit like this on their YouTube channel. Condum 101. Everything you need to know.

Wet versus dry. White scrubs, tops try on. Will you survive the eye contact challenge? And of course we can't forget your signature YouTube shorts where you fuck animals on camera. Yeah, audience, so fucking comedic. I'm really slapping my knee with this one. Comedy, you say, yeah. Okay, motherfucker.

You're trying to tell me what comedy is. And then finally, audience, she finishes off her response by saying, go check out my other channels. Which, in case you're wondering, audience, yes, she means channels like plural. As far as I know, she has her how-to-smart YouTube channel and her other channel called Jazzy Bay. And as for the content on how-to-smart, it's pretty run-of-the-mill. We've already been through all the degenerate shit on this YouTube channel. However, on her second channel called Jazzy Bay,

she likes to post more videos about how to apply a condom and also her see-through lingerie try-on haul. Which, don't forget, audience, it's in 4K resolution, and you can view it in 360-degree. That means you could see everything, audience. Yeah, so, well, that's the content that she's promoting to kids, by the way. Is this what you want, Miss Jazzy Bay, you commenting on my video with five-year-old kids in there? To go subscribe to your YouTube channel so that they can see your naked tics and pussy an ass on camera. Is that what's going to make you happy, you fucking freak? But anyways, audience, her comment did say that we should go check out her channel.

So yeah, let's go ahead and check out more of her great content, just for a little. bit. Mio Mio niggum. Oh my god, that was so fucking funny. Thank you, Jasmine of the Miami Medical Center. That was so funny. Oh my goodness. I have got to tell my eight-year-old niece to go watch your content now. I bet you would love that Jasmine of the Miami Medical Center. Ah, that was so funny, Jasmine of the Miami Medical Center. You know, the part where you were fucking the dog on camera and you guys look so happy together? Yeah, that was the funniest content. I've ever seen today. Bro, I can't fucking believe.

I'm recording this video at 4.45 a.m. and I'm saying this shit. I need to go back to fucking bed, bro. Everyone, subscribe. Let's get to 5 mil before she does. All right, audience, what's up? Today, we're checking out some more Darmann. Gymniss, forced to starve.

What happens next is shocking Mardan. Also, just to preface this video, this Darmann video is 17 minutes long. Essentially, we're not going to check out every little detail of this video. We're just going to check out the main. pieces of the story so that you can still follow along and we can still make fun of it in cohesive manner. Good job, Emma. Did you see that? I almost landed the straddle jump. What I saw was your foot

slipped on the landing. I think I see racism. Darman, you a class director. Of course you have to get the white lady shaming the black woman of not doing a perfect cartwheel onto the damn floor. I love it, Darman, I love the stereotypes, I love the equality here. Do you think that's going to get us to nationals? I know, I know it needs a little refinement, but I'm so close, I can feel it. Come on, Emma. You're never going to be able to stick that landing and get a perfect score of 10 at your size. Girl, look at yourself. If you're here to coach a bunch of ladies into nationals,

the only way I would be able to respect this lady is if she is in better shape than me. Personally, audience, I would not take advice from somebody who's not at the same caliber as I am. Not to say she's attractive or anything, but look, I mean, you got to admit she is in pretty good shape. In contrast to this lady, every bit of skin is sagging to the floor. Why would you take advice from my 80-year-old grandma? I have no idea. She has no opinion in any of this. How many times do I have to tell you, the lighter the body, the better the gymnast.

Then show us, Grandma. I'm trying really hard to lose weight, I promise. Yeah, not hard enough. I mean, look at Dominique. Look how thin she is. That is why she's going to make it to the top Go on Dominique, show Emma what it takes That's what I like to see

Yeah, that's my white girl, that's my white pride You hear that lady, that's what it feels to be white Is this yours? Yes, but it helps me when I feel low on sugar Oh, there you go again with the excuses Ladies, did you stretch over there please? Why is every other girl on the team white? I know I keep going on about the race thing, But dude, it's so obvious. I feel like this woman is racially motivated by something.

Look, you are clearly not doing everything that I told you. I mean, what do you want her to do? She can't change her skin tone. Okay, I'm a stop. Because if you were, your thighs wouldn't look like that. Her thighs are perfectly fine. What's wrong with them? They look way more muscular than mine. I swear, bro, this grandma, this coach, she's looking so punchable right now. Now, we have a showcase in one week.

Do you really want to be the weak link? Well, girl, you thought wrong. Do you really want to be the weak link to the Nationals? Nobody wants to be the weak link. How much weight is this woman wanting this girl to lose? She's going to be doing spooky scary skeletons by the time the Nationals comes around. I thought I was doing well. I'm the second best on the team after Dominique.

I did not get you a gymnastic scholarship so you could settle for second. Now, you either step up your game or you're off the team. Pro what? Pause. So you was telling me you're going to kick the second best off your team if she can't get anorexic? If you want to win the nationals, don't you want the second best on your team to begin with? If you kick her off the team, you're damn well going to lose the nationals. This woman is an actual idiot. What? If I lose my scholarship, I'll have the drop out of school. I won't be able to afford tuition without it.

Well, maybe you better think about that the next time you feel hungry. This is the exact frame I needed right here, ladies and general. This is why you shouldn't take advice from people who are not at your caliber. The difference in leg quality is so diverse. It's not even funny. I don't know why this girl's stressing, dog. You better than your coach to begin with, so... I already talked to my doctor, and she said, if I drop any more weight, it's going to be unhealthy for me. Oh, so is your doctor a gymnastic champion? Actually, you know what? No, they're not. They're not a gymnastics champion.

They are a doctor! My advice to you, audience, always listen to the doctor. Don't listen to white woman telling you what to do. Exactly. Winning is your number one priority. I mean, I can agree with the fact that winning is a top priority. I mean, I love my Jesus. I love my family.

I love my girl. But is winning something to top priority? I don't think so. This woman is scaring me by how weird she's staring at her. Staring is rude, by the way. Nothing else matters. Light is a feather. Perfection as usual.

And Emma. What is this? You've gained three pounds. That's right, fatty. You are 95 pounds. I can't believe it. You're supposed to be 82 pounds. What the hell is this? No, no, no. This can't be right. I've hardly been eating anything, I swear. The scale does not lie, Emma. Ladies, could you please give us a moment? How many moments do you need with this girl?

I just want to say I've seen how hard Emma's been working with her diet and her training. She's really trying to... Dominique, I appreciate you sticking up for your teammate. I do. But if Emma was truly trying, she would be losing weight. Okay, but like she's not a depressed gymnast like the rest of the girls on the team. Oh, what's the big deal? White, Segy, Grandma, she actually cares about her health. Get out of here. Really? Another yogurt.

It's a good source of protein and calcium. It's healthy. Do you have any idea how many calories are in just one of these? Now, I have spoke to you about this time and time again, Emma. If you're going to eat junk like this, you might as well eat a pint of ice cream. And coach, sometimes I get a little dizzy, so my doctor recommended this. Plus, I see the girls all the time eating snacks. Emma, you're heavier than the other girls. And you know that.

Oh boy, what a lot to unpack here. So just because this lady has a slightly worse metabolism compared to the other ladies that are constantly stuffing their faces with ice cream and snicker bars, This woman has to fast for 40 days and 40 nights like Jesus in the wilderness, just so that she can have a chance at winning the gymnastics nationals. How unbelievably stupid does that sound? Now this is exactly the lack of discipline that makes athletes plateau. Now, if you want to win, which I think you do, right?

Then you have to sacrifice. Oh boy, here we go. I'm willing to bet that this girl is going to faint in front of everybody if she tries. Because we already know that this woman is going to make this girl do the showcase anyways, because this coach is all high and mighty, she'd be like white pride worldwide, you know what I'm saying? Great job. You ready?

Um, actually, I'm not feeling too well. I'm feeling really lightheaded. That just means the diet's working. What? So, because you feel like you're about to pass out, that means the diet's working for a gymnastics nationals tournament. I'm sure there's a few people out in the audience that. does gymnastics? Is this a part of you guys

is like routine? Do you guys have to make yourselves like anorexic for a tournament? Because I highly doubt you actually have to. I mean, I could be wrong and if I am wrong, then dude, that sports should simply be illegal. I don't know. I think I need to lay down for a minute. Is it okay if I sit this

one out since it's just a showcase and then I can compete in the real competition next month? If you don't go out there, that just proves to me and everyone else that you're not committed to this team. Perfect. But I can work with those scores. She could have got those same scores if she was three pounds heavier, you know.

But I can work with those scores. You have got to be the most inappreciative coach I've ever seen. I really think I need to eat something. Eat something. You're two pounds away from a perfect score. I'm sorry. I have to. You eat this and you've destroyed months of progress.

I don't really know what exactly the message that Darmann is trying to convey in this video. Like, yes, it's. It's important to win, right? You know, I'm pretty sure that everybody here is like somewhat competitive, or at least I hope you guys are competitive. At least you guys have the feeling, the urge to win. But of course you don't want to put it over food, you know what I'm saying? But it's just like, where is this an actual problem in the real world?

I don't know, I'm just as confused as you are, but you know what? I'm sure Darmann's gonna wrap this up like a beautiful present at the end of the video. It's an entire meal of a burger and a milkshake. And then boom, you're 20 pounds overweight and you can't fit into your leave. We've all been working really hard these past couple months. Can't we just have a good cheat mill or something? I know I'd kill for a pizza. A cheat meal.

Let me ask you something. Who won the championship last year? I think we know what's gonna happen. Ladies and gentlemen, not to spoil the video, but I'm gonna give my quick theory. This woman is going to join the other girls' team. And then the other gymnastics team is going to win the show. I don't know, just a quick theory. I'm gonna skip to the end to find out if I'm right.

Alright, Emma. did amazing. We're all so proud of you. Oh, praising her for scoring second. Guys are such losers. We have time. What happened? Well sheesh looks like I'm right. Ladies and gentlemen, that's all I have for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it, but yeah, subscribe.