Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 61

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 61

All right, people, what's up? AI generated content has completely taken over YouTube shorts. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Wah Anima. This lovely YouTube channel is completely AI generated. And because of the fact that they are AI generated, I have to bring you guys the terrible news that they are pretty much the face of YouTube shorts as of now. In the past seven days on YouTube,

this channel has gotten the top 11 short across, the whole platform for making AI generated dog shit about Italian brain rot. Seriously, what the fuck is the timeline that we are living in? 132 million views, 101 million views, 70 million fucking views. I think you guys are starting to understand why this is a huge fucking problem. But who knows, maybe their content is absolute bangers. We're going to see. Let's begin.

What? It hasn't even been. 0.9 seconds in the video, my lord. We are already putting our newborn babies in the fucking trash can. In a matter of 0.9 seconds, we already got Italian brain rot doing a budget abortion. You know, loki, I'm starting to understand how they got 100 million views of video. This shit is actually a little bit creative. Dude, what happened to the baby ballerina cappuccina?

Did it get fucking AIDS? This girl, Loki, looks like my forehead in eighth grade. Holy shit. You get put in a trash can for five seconds, and it looks like you contracted chicken pox. This video is totally unrealistic, but hey, whatever gets the kids excited, I guess. Listen, girl, I know you look like absolute human dog shit right now, but I would not be eating that food right there. You already look like you're 10% away from death's door.

I would not be eating that fucking booger bread. Unless you're just trying to speed up the process, Do not eat that shit. Okay, I am actually completely lost in this story right now. So let me get this straight. Baby gets dumped in trash can. Then baby gets transferred to the junkyard. Then baby becomes friends with fucking splinter from teenage mutant ninja turtles.

And then the colony of human-smelling dog shit rises up against the fucking world. Dude, what kind of little kids are watching this video allowing it to get a hundred million views? How were children getting entertained by this? I was once a five-year-old kid. Not in a million years while I watched this video thinking, oh my goodness, bro, this is some profound Shakespeare fucking content. I am actually disappointed in Jet Alpha. Your taste is terrible.

Wow, what a happy ending. You bring the baby to a fucking orphanage because nobody wants it. To be fair, can you really blame anybody? Look at this fucking thing. This shit right here just looks like a health insurance violation. If I were to bring this motherfucker into the ER, I would lose all of my money in the same night. You know why, little baby? Maybe you're right.

Maybe you should actually go back to eating the fucking booger bread. At least nobody's going to have to pay the bill of your life insurance. Anyways, next video. Okay, well, that's one way to completely gross out everybody in the audience. I know that this is a normal video according to YouTube and it abides in the guidelines, but it doesn't feel like it should. I feel like I'm watching something very wrong right now. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I feel like I shouldn't be watching this shit. I am extremely disturbed right now.

Listen, bro, I don't care but anybody says, if my son or daughter was to eat all of that food, I think that I would purposefully send it to an adoption center to get rid of it. There is no fucking way that you are going to eat all of that food and consume all of my money and leave none for me. At that point, motherfucker, you're just a liability. But Riff, isn't that abuse? You're not going to feed your child? Excuse me, motherfucker.

Did I stutter? Yeah, so, uh, remember what I said about sending this child to a fucking orphanage? Scratch that. What I actually meant to say is that they're going to be fucking fertilizer in my front yard. Do this shit to my food in my house. Yeah, you're going to bet your ass you're going to be fertilizer to the big oak tree out front. Absolutely unacceptable. All right, dude, now these videos are just getting ridiculous.

So you're telling me, in a matter of 10 seconds, this girl sized up like a Dave Blunt's t-shirt, casually goes from eating apple pie to now eating two-story houses. Listen, I get that it's AI generated and all the little kids are supposed to laugh their asses off at this shit. But can you at least make the stories a little bit realistic? If there is ever a species on the earth that is able to grow that quickly, that fast. I think if I were the president, I would personally send the fucking National Guard to make it extinct. In no way, shape, or form should you let something like that exist. Honestly, the only reason I'm pausing the video right now is to say, f-12. No, like, seriously,

that's it. Anyways, resume the video. That's right, baby, let's fucking go. God, that was my favorite part of the video. Oh, come on, dude. Why did they have to win? My poor speeding street race, ass is so butt hurt right now. Why do the cops have to win? I am genuinely pissed off now. You know, audience, at this point in the video, my brain is now genuinely fried. I am at a point where I am watching these videos and I don't even feel anything anymore. Now, I'm sure that if you were to show me this video roughly two years ago, I'm sure that I would have so much profound shit to say. But I mean, shit, dude, it's been roughly three years.

I've been doing my YouTube career and I almost have nothing left to say. There is quite literally no other sentence that I can form where I can sound like fucking Shakespeare in the flesh. At this point, the only thing that I can say is that this shit is fucking stupid. Please can we go back to being a monkey? Being completely honest, I would not mind being born in the biblical times. I would much rather live in the Bible times where I was looking like a caveman with a crossbite of a fucking gar chomp.

Rather than consuming bullshit like this every single day of my existence. I would much rather choose this, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, at this point, I feel like I should stop the video. This is like borderline abuse. Howdy and subscribe to the channel if you would like another video about Waanima. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. Kidagonee. Gondagin.

gentlemen is this what you guys find funny did the generations before us really extract all the humor that possibly existed in this universe so now we're resorting to chicken nuggets being like a gag dig dig daga oh really motherfucker audience today i introduce you to max design pro if any of you are invested in finding the pioneer of the brain rod genre then look no 10.6 million subscribers on YouTube and 100% of the content is complete slop. Let's begin. Bro, what the f f*** happened to kids animation channels being educational? I could have swore audience the cartoons that I used to watch whenever I was a kid.

It taught you how to be a responsible and respectful kid. And now that I'm looking at videos like this, it's just teaching kids to be a little bitch. Like what was the point of this video? He got kicked off the video game by his older brother. And then he goes outside and he's crying like a little baby bitch and then he gets bit by a dog. And then he's crying even more like a little baby bitch and then he has to get coddled by mommy. Are you fucking serious? Be a man, dude.

Put a fucking band-aid on and get up. This is a terrible message to kids. Kind of a weird choice of sound effects to put on a kid's YouTube channel, but okay. Like seriously, audience, imagine if you were a parent and then you heard your 5-year-old kid on the iPad And you hear the sound effects if... You're gonna take away the iPad for a month. You're gonna give him a Quran or a Bible or something. This video was Haram.

Stop moaning in the fucking microphone. Go outside and stop listening to beavers moan, you fucking weird ass. Go! Okay, okay, okay. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Audits, this is how you know that you're brain rot. When you're so invested in the rapid hole of meme culture, to have a dedicated classroom on YouTube shorts on how to pronounce a fucking meme. Your generation, guys, Gen Alpha is participating in meme classrooms than actual class.

I hate to sound like a fucking nerd because I'm like, well, actually, you have to go into all your classes and get straight A's. But to substitute your real academics for this bullshit, are you fucking mean? I'm so glad that this is not my generation. being affected by this bullshit. I would have already put a 40-call in my fucking head. Huh? Why the fuck are you guys staring at me like that?

Brody's looking at me like EDP looking at a two-year-old. Also, completely off topic from touching two-year-olds, can we acknowledge the 1000 IQ move that this beaver just did? I'll be sure to remember next time Max Design Pro when I see a bunch of spiders getting eaten by a bird. To grab one of the deadly spiders that are big as the palm of my fucking hand, And move it to the side because spiders surely need to live. What a great message you're promoting to kids. Let's have them touch ants the size of their fucking skull.

Okay, let's go. Talking to them. Talkin to them. I seriously don't know which one to pick. They were both dog shit. Never sing again in your fucking life. Whoa, what the fuck are you looking at? I've never seen a man look so perverted looking at an ice cube like that.

The fuck you gonna do, bro? Like, it's just an ice cube. I mean, look at that motherfucker. It doesn't look very arousing. I don't know why the fuck you're looking at him like that. Like, holy shit. Ha ha, get f-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h... Get-da-h-h-h-h-h-h...

Yeah, guys, don't you love whenever your grandparents are fucking dying on the side of the desert? And with the power of liking the video in Gaggagged-I-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-A-Oh, you can bring your dead relatives back to life. Bro, I can imagine some little Timmy leaving a like on the video hoping his dead parents are going to come back to life. Oh my Lord, what an unfortunate piece of shit that they must be. Yeah, no, sorry, buddy. Your dead parents are coming back to life.

That muff-fickers are staying as fertilizer. You know, after all these videos that I'm seeing, I'm starting to understand how they got 10.6 million. million subscribers because I'm sure if I did this exact thing on my YouTube channel I think I would see 10 million subscribers too because just like the ants in this video these kids that subscribe to max design pro they love being told what to do if something on the screen tells them to leave a like in the video they're gonna leave a fucking like it's like none of these muffs that actually subscribe to max design pro they genuinely are incapable of thinking for themselves

As long as you put some sad fucking music on screen and you jerk the emotions around, they're going to do whatever the fuck you tell them to do. And you know what? I don't fucking blame them because kids bring in the cash. Bonnet. Bonnet. Donne. Donne.

Gondne. Gonday. Lone. Lone. Lannet, nana, nana, nana, nana. Phone. Done. Gon.

Loon None NAN Holy shit Did this YouTube channel Finally make something educational We're not talking about Roblox chicken nuggets Or moaning in the shower or looking at an ice cube in a perverted way

We're actually educating children now You know maybe this YouTube channel might be on an uprising Right at the end of this video ladies and gentlemen Let's stick around to see if they actually do Gada-gada-a-a-a-o Help me I swear Anytime I ever compliment a channel that I react to, the very next video that follows after the previous video I reacted to is can play dog shit.

I swear none of these fucking channels that I react to can get a single compliment from me. That is fucking sad. Not one redeemable factor in your fucking channel. As I said, at the beginning of this video audience, is this really the huge? humor that we've resorted to. Roblox chicken nuggets escaping the other Roblox chicken nugget police officer. Are you fucking me? We are so doomed as a society. It's only down from here. Anyways, audience, if you want some content that'll give you a fucking six-pack from laughing so hard, I just wanted to let you know that I exist. Let's get to five million subs.

All right, people, what's up? Today, I think I found Zong's fakedest video ever. Even though millions of you guys enjoyed my shorts about Zong his YouTube long-form content is just my lord is it fucking awful escape the snowman challenge more like escaping my will to live today I'm escaping from this angry snowman come back here so what the fuck what what the fuck is this bullshit two seconds in the YouTube video and I have no idea what's happening the first frame of the YouTube video you get ass blasted with a shit load of color I feel like I'm at a gay parade and shit. I'm truly at a loss of words.

But I can do this by myself, so let's go get my girlfriend, Kat. Oh, you're so fucking hot! Finally, audience, I have a reason to actually watch the video. It's really a burden having to watch a video with this fucking eyesore on screen. So anytime I see this fucking humana humana of a woman on screen, it's almost like a breath of fresh air. By the way, Kat, speaking of fresh air, I know Zong is not the masculine man you needed.

When you're ready to break up with him, Hit my line baby also you a fucking man Shut the fuck Shut the fuck up I think with myself consuming all these videos of everybody fucking screaming I think it's starting to rub off on myself my patience level for these fucking videos guys It's getting really crazy I'm not sure how much more of this fucking bullshit I could take I'm really curious how long this video actually it's fucking 13 minutes So this song Ice Cream Man isn't even that scary

Yeah, you're right. How about now? How about now? Ha. Shut the fuck up. First challenge is hide and sick. First to get found, losers. Whoa!

What is this? There's a giant banana. You should shove that banana up your ass. Guys, look at... Yeah, cat. Yeah, sprinkles. Woo! Yeah.

Anything for you, baby. This is the perfect place to hide. He'll never find me. Shh. Oh, fuck, she's gone. My main heroine for watching this video, it's fucking. God why do I have such a stress to life?

Tom! Where are they? Whoa, mister. What is that? Whoa! Is the angry snowman fucking deaf? How could you play Heinzik when you hear a fucking... Oh my gosh, there's a falkin ice cream stand across the counter.

Like, open your ears, holy shit! Do you not hear your ears getting pierced across the fucking building? Tomass! Guys, they left ice cream in here. Oh, I'm not. I'm about to eat all this. You fat fuck. This is so boring.

The ice cream man is taking so long. I know, right? Holy shit, he's taking so long. Why not get out of that pool of sprinkles and follow me on Instagram? Please, baby. What time is it? I wish I brought my phone. As the seconds go by, I have more reasons why Cat should break up with Zog.

Cat, is this the man you want to marry? The man you want to spend your life with? The fat fuck that can't keep his perverted eyes off of ice cream. Is this the motherfucker you looking at and say, oh yeah, that's the one. Oh, guys, it's been so long. I already ate half of the ice cream. This is the best day ever! Yeah, that's cool, but you also ate half of your fucking lifespan in the process.

Oh, the consequences of being a fat fuck. Guys, they turned my friend into ice cream. I need you in here. Oh, that's so fucking funny! Shut the fuck up, doughboy. Wait, they still haven't found me yet. Back to sleep. Hello Zong.

Holy shit, you found me? Wow, I don't know how you found me when I was fucking screaming across the building. Holy shit, bro, that's impressive. Dumb fuck. Wait, I think they're then. Can't get her first point. Let's go! Woo, yeah, baby.

Fuck you Zong. For the next challenge, the first person who missed the basketball, loser. Okay, let's go! Had good luck copying this shot! Oh! Yo, how many takes do you think it took to actually get that video recorded? I already know Zong probably missed that shot. Shot 50 times before he made it.

You really think this motherfucker is talented at anything, especially basketball? Fuck out of here. Song, watch this. Okay. What? Yeah! Yes, cat. Yes.

Yes. Cat, there's no way you're gonna get the next one. One. You're short. Ha-ha. Watch this. Hey. Do I even need to say it?

What the fuck happens, Zong? At least we know where that fucking ice cream went. But, cat, there's no way you're going to be able to throw it back like me. See? Okay, here we go. Oh. Next point goes to Zong! Let's go!

No, no, this is a load of bullshit. Zong, you're a fucking fraud. Cat won and everybody fucking knows it. Fuck you! It's okay, baby. You won to me. The next challenge, we'll be doing the spelling challenge. What?

Devetry. Wait, what? Yo, why has you so many letters on this guys? This is literally so hard. Dude, can you please give me a head? Please. Sweet! Why is he doing that?

Sui? He's literally not helping. Zong, you piss me off. Every second you open your mouth. I feel like he unironically doesn't know how to spell Cristiano Ronaldo. And also as myself, an authentic pork and cheese man, I'm kind of adding insult to injury. Ronaldo practically runs through my veins. So to say the least, I really want to hit him with a chair.

I don't know what to do, guys. I don't know what to do! You know what? I came up. It's Cristiano Ronaldo. Wait, what? How could I get that wrong? I don't know.

You're fucking stupid. How can I get it wrong? Actual idiot. This is really hard. Oh, I love, I love, Mincurt? Guys, I don't know what this is. Oh, A, F, craft, my- I love Rith.

I'm so fucking lonely. I love Minecraft. Correct. Yeah! Roblocks is better, though. You know, Kat, this is why we're meant to be. I'm gonna keep it a stack. Roblox is better.

Fuck Minecraft, that weak-ass shit. Next point goes to Kat. Yeah. For the next challenge, first person to find a hidden llama This brinkupo wins. Ooh, I'm gonna find it. It's long since it's ladies first, you can go first. Wait what?

Wait a fucking minute. So cat is a... Is a man? I guess I'm gay. Journal, so here we go. Oh, dude, I want to find a slower before you and you're gonna regret this. Oh, guys, I'm gonna do so tired. You're so tired, but you got fucking nothing accomplished.

You wasted almost 10 minutes and you're still in Bum-Fuck Boulevard. You are such a disappointment. Find it. Good luck finding it. She's gonna find it. You. Wait, what? No.

Cat, Baby, babe, I still love you, but please. Shut the fuck up! For the next challenge, the Puzzle who makes me the best ice cream wins. What, that's gonna be so easy! Alright guys, in order to make the ice cream, we need some milk, so that's our first ingredients. Ooh! That vegan teacher is fucking molding right now.

The baby cows in the industry. Shut the fuck up, Twig. Yo, this ice cream is gonna taste so good! Did you fucking sneeze in your entree? That's fucking disgusting. Actually, no, both you are fucking disgusting. That is not ice cream. It looks like a failed abortion. For the next challenge, whoever gets the best photo wins. Whoa-la.

That's easy. Yeah, it's gonna be pretty fucking easy cat. I can take this frame of you and compare it to... I think we already know the winner. Alright, ice cream man, here are my best photos. Ooh, look at them. Yo! And here are my best photos. Whoa!

Hmm, this is hard. So you both get a pause. Bro, what is this bullshit? This election is fucking rigged. Fuck the snowman. Fuck zong. I love you, cat, baby. This is a re-upload of my video that got age-restricted.

Even though YouTube originally monetized this video, they still decided to age-restrict my video. This is the censored version of the video that got age-restricted off my channel. And if you guys want to watch my uncensored version of this video, then please subscribe to my Spotify. Anyways, with that being said, enjoy. Alright, people, what's up? Today, I discovered the most disturbing brain rot YouTuber.

Now, audience, the subject of today's video is called Slime Cat. And, uh, as we scroll through their YouTube channel, I'm sure that I don't even have to say anything. What? The actual f***c are we looking at? I can agree that some of my YouTube thumbnails in the past were a little crazy, all right? I was a small YouTuber and I had to do anything to get that click-through rate. But this, ladies and gentlemen, this is just straight up. At this point, you might have.

ask yourself, well, Rith, if the thumbnails on Slimecat is that bad. Surely the YouTube content within that thumbnail is not that bad. Well, Mr. Sir or ma'am that's watching this video, I wish you were right. Because if you were to click on any of the long-form videos of this YouTube channel, within about the first 30 seconds of the video, you're going to see something either extremely violent, extremely sexually suggestive, or overall something that you should not ever show a child on YouTube. Let me just show you a few examples here. All right, so I got three Slime Cat videos lined up that we're just going to see the first

30 seconds of the video. No, I did not pick their most popular videos, nor did I pick their most recent videos. I simply decided to click three random videos and just seeing what the intro is like. Just to show you how likely it is that you will come across something sexual, violent, or anything of the sort. Video number one. Bro, literally seven seconds in the fucking video. We already got fat black...

Video number two. Nice, dude. You rip out somebody's heart and you... You need to fucking eat it. Totally something that we need to be showing to children. Video number three. Okay, nothing's wrong yet. Nice, dude.

Yeah. I think you guys are starting to understand what I mean here. Pretty crazy that I can pick three random videos out of this bunch and I receive this type of content. And don't forget. Ladies and gentlemen, this YouTube channel has over 1.2,000 videos. So if you've seen that from the first three random videos I picked out, you can only imagine how bad it gets for random children clicking around. But not only is their long-form content this fucking crazy,

they have also blessed this generation with YouTube short. Now, because they're able to fit suggestive or very violent content in the first 30 seconds of their long-form videos, I can pretty much assure you by assumption that there is probably something of the similar sort in their short form content. Let's begin. Okay, well, uh, that kind of escalated quickly. The start of the video, I was kind of enjoying it. That was a pretty good happy beat.

It was pretty wholesome at the start. It almost made me want to hit that subscribe button. Just kidding, audience, the only way I'm going to do that is unless I'm 50 beers deep and held at gunpoint. Okay, I guess all the children that just watched this video, are now gonna have nightmares at night. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, if I was five years old today and I came across this YouTube short, I would not be sleeping at night. I would have my sleep paralysis demon fucking with me the whole night.

Heck in the day, five-year-old me would get scared over Pokemon Lavender Town music. I don't know, maybe I was just a pussy, but listen to that, bro, it's fucking scary. But if I came across this YouTube short today and I was five years old, yeah, I would be shitting my pants right now. Also, let's take a moment to look at these visual. Look how psychotic he is. Why are we trying to traumatize the poor Gen Alpha 5-year-olds, man? We are doing this up-and-coming generation, a huge disservice.

What the hell is that? Is this what you guys do with your thumbnails after you post the long-form video? You guys are so proud of your thumbnail artists that you also have to make a YouTube short showcasing it? Is showcasing your thumbnail porn on your YouTube homepage not enough? Do you really have to showcase your thumbnail? on YouTube shorts as well to children? Listen, ladies and gentlemen, I also have a thumbnail artist. Her name is Numa.

She does a great job. But listen, right? After I pay for my thumbnail and I make it my thumbnail for my long form video, that is all the promotion I think that she needs. I'm not going to make a dedicated YouTube shorts showing off my artist's new thumbnail art. Because that is just a little fucking extra, if you ask me. If you want to see a showcase of what my thumbnail artist has done for me, go to my fucking homepage.

Look at it for you. But yeah, this slime cat person is a little extra going the extra mile showing off his thumbnail porn to children. Because on YouTube shorts, you admittedly enough have no say what the fuck is going to happen on your next swipe up. You can go from getting your favorite Rith video and then this bullshit pops up. It truly is a mystery on YouTube shorts. Audience, this is straight up nightmare feel. What the fuck? Either I was just a sheltered pussy when I was five years older.

older, Gen Alpha has nerves of steel. I'm telling you now, I would be pissing my pants if I seen this in 2009. Heck when the internet was just now starting to become popular and it was still a mystery of what the internet could do? If I seen this on my screen, I would be screaming like a fucking caveman. But looking at this from a more literal perspective, of course, we had to feature some type of ass in the video. Let's just train children to look at ass cheeks as something to start smacking. Yeah, we're just, we're just to feature some type of asses in the video. Yeah, What a great life lesson for children. Let's just have them sexually assault people.

Slimecat, ladies and gentlemen, really raising up the next generation of the youth. What kind of EDP shit am I looking at? Why is this dude getting excited over an unborn baby drinking coffee? For the record, audience, this is their most popular YouTube short on their YouTube channel. 38 million views is nothing to be laughing at. That is almost double my most popular short on. my YouTube channel so for the rest of this video just keep in mind that 38 million children have seen this video that is just fucking disgusting I don't know what blood

Oreos taste like but I don't think I ever want to find out and speaking of which where did she even pull that needle out from wait a minute pause what kind of Jeffrey Dahmer shit is this this woman is straight up eating her victims and smiling at the pilot attendant like a fucking pizza roll. And the main question I'm asking here is why the fuck are we showing this to kids? Just a reminder, this video has 38 mil. Duh. Yep, yep, I'm fucking done with this shit.

Not even 15 seconds in the video and we already got raw dogging in the back of a Flappy Bird parody video. That is fucking preposterous. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you want a part two on Slime Cat. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. While we're looking at it, I want you to think about the environment. Leave a like on today's video or that vegan teacher is gonna sleep with your mother tonight.

Alright people, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to another video. Today we got some vegan teacher to check out. To anybody that doesn't know who vegan teacher is, I'm just kidding. We don't need to explain who vegan teacher is. So today that vegan teacher uploaded a video called Nobody should have kids, agree or disagree. Write you ideas in the comments section. Bro, she can't even type.

a video correctly, writes your ideas, write your ideas, come on vegan teacher, grammar. So anyways, we're gonna be losing some brain cells to that vegan teacher's YouTube video today. Now, before we get into today's video, if you guys end up enjoying this video by any means, please subscribe to the channel. It's free and you can always unsubscribe later. But yeah, audience, with that being said, let's go ahead and check out this video. Hello, students, welcome to class. I forgot that the vegan teacher referred to her audience as the class. Listen, bro, I'm just gonna set some boundaries right here.

I was never your student. I was never a that vegan teacher scholar, okay? I'm just here watching your video. I'm just some guy on the internet. Thank you. Don't try to make your YouTube channel something that it's not. You're not some pillar of wisdom. You're just an old lady that used to be an English teacher,

and now you're just some vegan animal rights activist. Stop trying to make yourself more important than what you actually are. Raise your hand if you consider yourself to be an environmentalist. Somebody who cares about the environment. Now raise your hand if you care about future generations. I can already see where this is going. She's going to try to make ourselves raise our hands because guess what? We care about the environment.

We care about future generations, right? And then she's going to ask the question saying, do you care about animals? And of course, we're all going to simultaneously raise our hands. And she's going to be like, ha, I got you right there. You actually don't care about animals. And here is why you don't care about animals. You actually eat meat at Texas Roadhouse. Okay, ha ha, got you there.

Raise your hand if you care about animals. Oh my gosh, bro. Talk about predictions. Talk about predictions. You guys, the audience, you guys just need to call me a prophet at this point. I am with the prophet. This is how you guys need to refer to me from now on. I am a prophet.

I am nothing less than a prophet. You can just call me a prediction god, but I don't think that is that suitable for me. I am a prophet, okay? If you're listening to this right now, comment profit five times. What is the best thing for animals? It's if we protect their planet and we, of course, don't eat them, wear them or use them. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, vegan teacher. As long as we care about animals, we don't need to eat them, consume.

them or wear them or anything. If this is supposed to be the part where that vegan teacher is supposed to be like, well, you care about animals, but yet you eat animals, aren't you a bit of a hypocrite? Well, I did that. The answer to that is absolutely. I am a hypocrite.

I am a fat hypocrite. And guess what? You can't change anything about that because at the end of the day, you can't argue with somebody that doesn't care. I got my English bulldog sitting below the table that I'm making this video on, and I'm about to go leave to go to go to Colverse right now

to go ahead and get myself a fat, beefy burger. I care about animals. I care about my dog. dog that is sitting in front of me, but I also do not care about cows because they're tasty. They deserve to be in my stomach. Now, what we're going to do is look at this

short video, and while we're looking at it, I want you to think about the environment. I want you to think about future generations and think about the impact that future generations can have on the animals. Yep. It's another one of those guilt trip videos where that

vegan teacher is going to make us watch a video, and we're going to be like, oh my gosh, I feel so bad for the animals bro and the simple reality is is that as we're watching these videos this is our faces as we're watching these videos we get we don't give a singular ounce of care as we're watching it oh oh my gosh i care about the animal no i don't and think about the impact that future generations can have on the animals all right you got that audience we're watching this video we're going to consider the the future generations and what the future generations are going to have on the animals okay make sure you got that memorized inside of your head because

that's going to be very important. I'm just kidding, bro. None of this is actually important. None of this applies to your life. Once you're dead, bro, once you're dead and gone, none of this is going to matter. You know, as we're up in heaven's shaking hands with Jesus Christ, we're going to be looking back down on earth and be like, ha! Remember when we actually cared about what the environment said. I want you also to think about having children. Who here would like to have children? Raise your hand if you want to have children. Oh yeah, baby. Having children. I cannot wait. I'm just kidding bro, I'm not having children, okay? As an asexual man, I do not even like

getting hugged, okay? Can you imagine me trying to have children? And why do you want to have children? Uh, no. I don't want to have children. I mean, can you imagine another version of Rith walking around? That just sounds like a nightmare and a half, bro. Like, there's no way.

There's no way that this world needs another one of me. Or if you've had children already, like myself, do you think that it was a good, net positive for the earth to have had children. I can already tell you audience right now that this is actually about to get like really controversial.

Because look, the vegan teacher, she's talking to parents. Like, she's talking not only to children, right? She's talking to parents too. To any parent, right, if you just go up to any parent and you say, you know what, your children, uh, they actually don't matter. Okay, your children were a mistake. You are quite frankly just looking to get beaten up, like instantaneously.

Like, for example, say to like some miraculous thing happened where I actually had. children, lo and behold, say to like I did have children. This is entirely hypothetical. But yeah, if somebody said that, yeah, my child was, you know, completely a mistake, you know, they were never supposed to happen. To say the least, I would, uh, I would get pretty angry. I'm not gonna lie. I would be a little bit mad. Think about what you're seeing and write some stuff in the comments below about your thoughts. Yeah, audience so wild. So we're not going to be doing any of that, okay? I don't know why this woman is stuck in the 1840s where she's going to genuinely

think that we're going to whip out our notebooks and start jotting down notes. because of a vegan teacher. I don't know where she got that idea, but yeah, let's just go ahead and watch the video that she actually wants us to check out. Bless you. Sorry, he's got a touch of flu.

Yeah, it's going round. I just have a little idea. I don't know about you guys, but the way that this guy's looking at this child is looking very perverted right now. Out of all the places that this responsible mother could have put her child, you decide to put it next to this guy, okay?

This guy looks like colossal is crazy. Going somewhere nice? Just getting away for a bit. Somewhere no one can find me. God, that sounds great. We're off on holiday to the south of France. Oh, nice. It's a long way by coach.

I know. It's just, you know, the environment. Oh, here we go. She said the big word. You can see vegan teachers. She's got a big old grin on her face now that she said the word. She said the environment word. I can already tell you by the Joker smile that vegan teacher is providing us that the next two minutes,

The next following two minutes is going to be so action-packed that I'm probably going to have to get a diaper. Yes. For those of you who don't know, when they're talking about coach, they mean by buss. Because some people, I know Canadians know, the Canadian kids anyway might not know that. Yes, vegan teacher. I'm pretty sure that all of us are at least a little bit educated. I mean, after all, they are the Rith fan base. We are the Rith viewers.

You know, I'm pretty sure that everybody that watches my channel has at least a 4.0 GPA, so you don't need to inform us on a British slang, okay? We know that. And by the way, you can subscribe right now to get a 4.0 GPA, I promise. Your grades are going to skyrocket. We should all think of that. I don't want to sound like a twat, but I just... You know, I do think that we've all got a responsibility.

I just do. No, you're right. We do. We all do. Why did you have him then? Sorry. Nothing uses carbon like a first world human, yet you created one. Why? Why would you do that? He will produce 515 tons of carbon in his lifetime. That's 40 trucks worth.

Avinim was the equivalent of nearly 6,500 flights to Paris. You could have flown 90 times a year, there and back nearly every week of your life, and still not had the same impact on the planet as his birth had. You know, I'm going to be completely honest, all right? These are some pretty interesting facts, you know, given by that vegan teacher. We got to be honest here, this is pretty interesting. You know, I would consider myself to be a pretty studious person. I like to be pretty much educated on anything that I can.

So yes, this is actually the first time I'm watching a That Vegan teacher YouTube video and I'm actually learning something other than all you're eating meat, you're a hypocrite, you're a big hypocrite. I am finally clicking on a video by That Vegan Teacher and I am learning something but the funny thing is that vegan teacher isn't the one teaching me. Not to mention pesticides, detergents, the huge quantity of plastics, the nuclear fuels used to keep him warm. His birth was a selfish act. Oh baby, he said it. He said the word. His birth was a selfish act. Oh, oh, vegan teacher. She's just closing her eyes on this one. She's probably thinking in her head right now. Yeah, that is completely true. I never should have birthed my kids right now. I might as well slit their throats open while I think about this right here.

It was brutal. You have condemned others to suffering. In fact, if you really cared, what you do is cut his throat open right now. Ugh, that is nasty, bro. Here she is just gobbling all that saliva. Gulp, gulp, gulp. Ugh, like, how do you, how does she even make that noise? You know what, audience? I'm just not gonna question it. I'm just gonna go ahead and end off the video here.

I don't wanna hear that noise ever again. Audience, if you enjoyed today's video, please subscribe to the channel. I deeply appreciate it. Well, yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came, all right? Later. This stretch was so tight that the man became stuck upside down. All right, people, what's?

Cave divers on TikTok are absolutely unhinged. Now listen, if there is anybody in the audience that has claustophobia, then this video is definitely for you. The videos that I collected for today has actually terrified me through the screen. And with the amount of videos that I have made on my channel, that honestly says a lot. Anyways, with that being said, let's begin. Yeah, uh, I know that I'm only one video into reacting to the plethora of videos we're checking out today.

But I already don't see the hype. I literally do not see the hype of going into a hole that's like three inches in diameter. Anytime I ever see a hole in the ground or those water drains in the middle of the road, my first thought is, oh yeah, I should probably not stand on top of that. And this was a thing that was instilled in me since childhood. Nobody had to tell me to not jump inside of random holes or stand on top of water drains. I just didn't do it. So for me to do something like this, like to intentionally,

go inside of a deep, dark hole, pause. I would literally have to fight my instinct and my biology of not going inside of the hole. Seriously, what fucking lunatics actually do this? This is like on the line between bravery and straight stupidity. Yeah, uh, so these guys are fucking lunatics.

Like, seriously, audience, look at the width of that hole that they're going into. That shit is like the width of like a subway footlong. If I were to go to the, gym and do my daily squats, I would not be able to fit my ass in that hole. Meanwhile, little critters like this are sitting here just scurrying all the way down the hole thinking that there's actually going to be an exit. Like, seriously, what is the end goal here just trying to find the exit or just a nice

adventure? You guys aren't discovering anything new. You guys aren't on any sort of special mission. Why are you risking your life or something like this? I seriously do not think I am ever going to understand this shit. Bro, why do I feel like this is the perfect precedent for the rest of this video? Cave divers with a loving family at home when they discover a crevice called Neptune's ass crack with a 0% survival rate. Bro, holy shit, you guys crack me up.

Get it, guys, Neptune's ass crack. They fucking crack. Okay. But in all seriousness, I cannot say that this video is wrong. I swear that the people that are cave divers were a mole in their previous life. You see, these are the guys that'll go into a dead end in a cave and it'll actually live. Whenever you're a 200-pound, 6-4-man, I don't exactly think that that is the best specs for you to be going into a cave. This shit is not Minecraft, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, buddy, there is no oxygen tank anywhere to be found on your person.

I would never have that much trust in myself to go that far deep in a hole. I don't care how cool the destination is. I am not going that far into a hole without no oxygen tank. Hell no. All it takes is for my clothing to get stuck on one rock and I'm fucking cooked. Now granted, the destination looks absolutely beautiful, but I'm not trying to die in the destination. I'm trying to at least live to tell the tale.

Maybe next time, buddy, you should have some oxygen on your body? Just a thought. This is why you should think twice before going caving. Thank you for the disclaimer, buddy, but I don't think I need it. I have never thought twice in my life about going cave diving. Not because I've always wanted to go cave diving and I made the impulsive decision. I just never wanted to fucking do it. Oh, well, he's dead now.

Just kidding, YouTube, he didn't die. At least I don't think so. These guys were exploring a dark cave with an old map from the 1970s. Yeah, dude, because let's just use a map that's from the 1970s, because that's going to be the most accurate and up-to-day precision fucking recording of this cave. I am not trusting my life. with a map from the 1970s in diving 500 feet below the Earth's crust.

You have got me seriously messed up if you make me do that. At first, everything seemed fine, but then they came across a passage that was way too narrow. And then they turned around, right? Right? Yeah, they definitely went down

the narrow path, didn't they? These guys are such idiots. They've gone further on the maps, like way further. Are you sure this is the way? Doesn't even look like you're going to large, why not? I mean, if there's a rope going in there, But there was a rope leading into it, so they decided to keep going. That's when things started to go wrong.

Is he under? Oh. Are you going, Jacob? Hopefully he just bailed. Yeah, I don't care how close I am with my homies. I am not going caving with them inside of close proximity water in the ceiling like that. If all I have is a couple inches to spare between. dirty, murky water in the ceiling where there's a little bit of oxygen.

All it takes is one of my homies to freak out and everybody dies. That would be mistake number one of going into this situation. Luckily, they managed to calm everyone down and get out safely. Oh, well, isn't that just splendid? Everybody got out of the cave safely. And audience, let me go ahead and tell you what these group of dumbasses are going to do the very next day. They're gonna find another cheeky little crevice that's the size of a fucking foot long at subway

And they're gonna dolphin dive into that hole upside down and they're all gonna die together You know forget your wife and children that love you back at home Let's just keep diving into complete bullshit That's totally the most productive thing to do with your time I'm not gonna promise safely, but I will get into this passage Oh god, I can't see nothing with his helmet on Dude, it gets tighter too Audience, I really just want you guys

to pay attention to the dialogue of what this dude is saying I have yet to hear this man say Oh my gosh, this is so fun Let's keep going All I hear is him complaining about how tight it is It's getting more and more congested But let's just keep fucking going

Dude, let's just go ahead and keep getting more stuck What kind of backwards thinking Do cave divers have I think one arm has to be backwards and one arm has to be forward I seriously don't know why this dude feels the need to record this whole experience You know, the main difference between life and death in this situation Is not the fact that his arm literally has to be backwards to crawl through this cave

It's the fact that he feels like he needs to vlog himself to death Bro, for once in your life put away the camera and you might survive Oh no Oh this is not gonna be good Oh really, sir, it's not looking good. Well, maybe you should turn around. Oh, yeah, that's right, you fucking can. A group of 10 experienced cavers were descending into a cave when they came across a very narrow passage.

They had learned about the cave before entering and decided to go through one of its most difficult sections. Four of them chickened out. Yeah, okay, buddy, let's go ahead and shame the four people that quote unquote chickened out on dying. Oh my gosh, bro, you're such a pussy. You don't want to go down a cave where there's a zero percent survival rate? Yeah, buddy, I think I will live with the first. that I'll be a chicken. At least I will get to live knowing that I was a chicken, unlike you guys. Leaving only six inside, they kept going and managed to squeeze through the tightest part of the

cave. However, they didn't realize that above ground, a sudden and intense thunderstorm had begun. Yeah, and then they probably died. How much do you want to bet that I'm right? According to their map, there was supposed to be a small stream in the cave, but the water level was rising at an alarming rate. Realizing the danger, they decided to turn back and exit the cave. However, they were already three hours in, and the water was pouring in even faster. The six cavers desperately tried to swim up the cave to reach larger chambers, but all of them drowned. What can I say, ladies and gentlemen? I'm an absolute profit. I think this is a beautiful time to conclude.

Haudi and subscribe to the channel if you want another episode of cave divers. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. A mama's boy, huh? I will be your mommy. City wasn't made. Hey there, hot stuff. Would you like to open the door for me?

Trash! All right, people, what's up? Today, I discovered the weirdest subgenre in Roblox. Now, audience, this new subgenre in Roblox is called R63. And for anybody in the audience that doesn't know what R63 is, well, uh, let's just say it's discount R34. No, not the R34 GTR. I'm talking about rule, you know.

I can't say it on YouTube, but if you know, you know. Anyways, today I've gathered a few YouTube channels that partaken this subgenre on Roblox. And before we begin, I just have to preface and tell you, yes, it is that bad. Let's begin. Um, what? You dillweeds? I bet I can take you all at once. Oh boy, it's going to be one of these videos, huh?

It's going to be one of these videos audience where I have to censor literally every fucking thing in the video. Which, by the way, I always find very ironic that I have to censor these videos, even though, you know, the videos that I am reacting to are not age-restricted on YouTube. especially considering that Roblox is, well, a kid's video game. And the fact that this video has gotten over 100,000 views, surely YouTube's automated system and people that reported the video got the video age-restricted, right? Yeah, well, uh, no, in fact, the videos have never gotten age-restricted.

In fact, none of them got age-restricted. And the real cherry on top of this whole situation is that my video talking about these videos are probably going to get age-restricted. So, YouTube, if you just so happen to be watching this video, age restricts their shit because it's uncensored, unlike mine. So, you know, if you're going to be a piece of shit, YouTube, at least you could be considerate. In a fight! I meant in a fight! Wow, uh, so the undertones in these videos are also very illegal, which of course YouTube is never going to have a problem with that. But hey, guys, it's totally okay, because whenever I talk about YouTube preads on this website,

YouTube's gonna age-restrict my videos, but not this stuff. Boy, do I love the double standards in this shit. A mama's boy, huh? I will be your mommy. Uh, how about you don't be my fucking mommy? I think if my mommy were to look like this and I were to go to school, I would get fucking bullied to no end. Every single one of my classmates would ask for my mother's ad.

And they would probably ask me for something else of hers. What I'm trying to say here is that I'm trying to avoid all conversations of all that time. No, you cannot be my fucking mommy. Now go clean your room. Damn, dude, little Timmy just got bitch. But you know what? At least I can say that these videos are nowhere near as freaky as Shappy Sway or Coco's comics or any of that shit. The undertones in these videos are pretty crazy.

I can't lie. But hey, they're not Shappy Sway. Hey there, hot stuff. Ma'am, this is a Wendy's. Do you want a fucking Baconator or not? Okay, but in all seriousness, why are we opening up the video like this? Listen, right, I don't care what genre of YouTube content I will ever be in in the future. I will never, ever refer to anyone in the audience as hot stuff.

I will never, ever save that confidently in a YouTube video because some of y'all motherfuckers probably look like a hippopotamus. I'm not trying to build any of y'all's self-esteem, all right? This whole YouTube channel is about ruining your faith in humanity. Would you like to open the door for me? Uh, no, in fact. I don't think I ever want to open the door for your ass. And if anybody does open the door,

for you, chances are they need to be behind a fucking cage with the firing squad monitoring them at all times. In fact, whenever you finally let them out the cage, I wouldn't even let them near a fucking petting zoo. If anybody is getting excited for this type of shit, you need to go to jail today. I am not hearing you out. Listen, I'm not going to lie, buddy, you should most definitely listen to the yellow guy. The Russian, Asian, fucking raisin guy is really onto something. If you opened that door for that fucking she-wolf, you need to be put. down just like the fucking dog wait a minute what did the start of the video just say video is not suitable for kids well thank you for giving me a 0.3 millisecond disclaimer thank you i really appreciate it

that disclaimer went by so fast i wasn't even able to fucking read it it's a little hot am i right 700 000 views by the way also not age restricted this shit just gets better and better every single video Also, I really just want to point out the title of this YouTube video. Roblox R63 shows her big robunglars. Bro, YouTube be like Roblox Robunlers? Oh, hell yeah. Writh making a video exposing a brain rot pred? Oh, no, we can't have that on YouTube.

Seriously, guys, what the fuck is going on? I am never going to forget that YouTube is going to value Roblox Big Robungalers over my videos. That is straight up fucking humor. Dude, what the fuck did I even watch just now? I still had to censor the fucking jiggle physics in the video, obviously. But you guys saw the video? I am so fucking confused what just happened. These YouTube channels really just try to find any sort of reason to allow jiggle physics in their video.

These motherfuckers are doing the most to avoid an age restriction on YouTube. Okay, this is a very interestingly dressed bartender. I cannot lie. I have never ever seen a bartender dressed like this before, but uh... But whatever it is, I think we need to stop. You know, audience, why couldn't this video editing skill go to something that actually matters? I get it right. I'm supposed to be making fun of the Suss Roblox video and how it's fucking freaky.

But come on, dude, you gotta think about the talent behind these videos. It's all going to waste. If you guys want to dedicate your lives to something that actually matters, I will hire you. If you are going to have talent like this. In YouTube videos, please don't do stuff like this. I truly hate seeing good talent go to fucking waste like this. You know what, at this point, I'm just gonna pretend I didn't fucking hear that just now. Hopefully they're not doing what I think they're doing.

Hopefully they just grabbed a pogo stick out of their backpack. Yeah, uh, this is the part of the video where I will grab my AR-15 and get to shooting the fucking TV. If I see some shit like this crawling through my TV, I'm grabbing the fucking blick. there was no exceptions. I'm sorry, baby, but if you barge into my house through a fucking TV and try to be all cool with me, I can't do it. You can have the most absolute 10 out of 10, babe, come out of my TV. I am not going to vibe with you.

I don't care how bad you are. If you barge into my house, you're going to get fucking crime scene tape around you. Fuck me, man. Yeah, I've seen enough. I'm not trying to watch the rest of this video and see some shit I'm not supposed to. Audience subscribe to the channel if you would like another episode. episode of Roblox R63. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later. Alright people what's up? This disgusting gaming YouTuber really needs to be exposed.

Now audience, the subject of today's video is day bomb. Now listen, originally I wasn't going to make this video but it's been inside my backlog for the past few months. Not only have you guys heavily requested this YouTuber, but also this guy for some reason gets an overwhelmingly amount of support. Which, in theory, could cause some pretty big YouTube beef, but at this point, I can't really care. There is just so much weird shit about this person that we have to talk about that honestly should make his entire fan base reconsider subscribing to him. Anyways, with that being said, let's begin. Now, on the surface, Daybom is a War Thunder or World of Tanks YouTuber.

I don't know which video game this is. But basically, on the surface, his YouTube channel looks perfectly fine. But I'm sure that the other thing that you noticed about this guy, he really likes to draw anime girls in his thumbnails. Now listen, I'm not talking about making anime girls in your thumbnails is a bad thing. I do the exact same shit. However, when some of your thumbnails depict children, I do think that's a problem. Especially whenever the children that you're drawing is being sexualized and put onto Patreon.

Yeah, uh, this video is going to get bad. Let's start with the most tame shit that Daybom has done. and by the end of the video, we're going to be seeing some absolute disgusting shit. Starting with this video. For the record, audience, I am actually the one that is going to be censoring all of the videos and photos today. But I want you guys just to look at the details of what's going on already. And I want all of you to go ahead and comment in the video if this looks like an adult or a child. And I'm not talking about any particular one.

You can just timestamp this video and tell me if they look like. children or adults. Because my policy whenever I see anime characters that look like children, I am going purely off of the physical appearance of the person that is being drawn. If it looks like a child and has the body structure of a child, well, it must be a child. And I'm sure if Daybom wants to argue with me that the canonical age of this character is like 40 fucking years old, I will gladly debate him how this character does not look 40 years old. But if you want My personal opinion, ladies and gentlemen, yeah, these are children. If they're not children, then they shouldn't have been drawn like children.

Because Daybom himself has an art style that knows how to draw an adult and he knows how to draw a child. Because whenever I look at Daybom's drawings and I have the default reaction of, oh my God, that's a child, chances are you have a fucking problem. And if these characters are truly adults like how Daybom is probably going to claim and defend himself, Then you as an artist clearly did not convey the message enough that this is in fact an adult that's 18 plus. But don't worry, we're going to be debunking that shit too. Jesus Christmas audience, what the hell are we looking at? I should not be breaking out in a sweat by looking at this shit. And I'm not talking about a sweat as in like, oh my God, dude, look at this drawing.

The type of sweat I'm breaking out in is a fucking cold sweat. The sweat that I'm breaking out in is a different sweat than what Daybom is breaking out in. I am sweating on my palms. DeBombeam is sweating on his upper lip. Huddy, this shit on screen right now is not okay. Mind you, ladies and gentlemen, this YouTube channel is in fact monetized. Why the fuck is YouTube monetizing this YouTube channel is completely beyond me? And also, if you think this is how bad it's going to get, believe me, it's going to get a lot worse.

You know, DeBom, I think it's pretty fucking ironic that you put the FBI open up sound effects whenever you put this girl on screen. I think our little War Thunder Pred, ladies and gentlemen, is starting to become a little self-aware. Dude, how can you not make this shit more obvious? Audience, do you guys remember the anime girls that we were checking out one video ago? And you know how they very obviously look like children? Why do you keep putting the FBI open-up sound effect

after you put these girls on screen and you draw them in sexual ways? Audience, at this point, is it really called exposing whenever you're self-reporting yourself? At this point, this guy is just doing the dirty work for me. He's calling himself an EDP. And the fact that we still have so much more to cover is actually insane. All right, pause right here. I want you guys to keep a note of this sentence that he just drew. Weasel is small, so body shape is minor.

You got that, ladies and gentlemen, Daybom is currently drawing a minor. Let's see what he does. Dude, what the fuck is this guy doing? Daybom, I need more feet. Me, see it, feet. Daybom becomes a feet artist, Feet's yummy emoji in extremely pure content, as always, feet picks. This guy just purposefully sacked a child's feet in his video.

Honestly, audience, I don't know how the fuck this guy has such a massive, audience in such huge support in the War Thunder community. I could have swore that nunses were a pretty repulsive thing in society. So I don't know why this guy is suddenly supported by absolutely everybody. But this guy should unironically rot in a cage, and I genuinely believe that. Great job, Daybom. You're once again self-aware that you're drawing a minor and sexualizing her. Genuinely, dude, fuck you.

Anyways, audience, that is still not the end of it. One month ago, Daybom decided to draw an anime girl. on his community tab. Let's see what his community has to say about it. X-Nick, please turn this into Gooner's skin, cool art. Gooner game, nice art by the way. POV, odd this is so pure, instantly checks R34 for Scout drone. She looks so innocent. Gay Lolly, flying Lolly. For those who don't know ladies and gentlemen, Lolly is a, oh I don't know,

something I can't exactly tell you guys on YouTube. And R34, the The thing that I just mentioned a second ago, yeah, I can't describe that to you guys either. Yeah, this guy's fan base is absolutely fucking disgusting. And you know what's the coolest part about all of this, ladies and gentlemen? If you notice, Daybom actually hearted all of these comments. You agree with this message, Daybom? You agree that it's a nice lolly? For a complete fucking weirdo like you, bro, you should definitely know what lolly is.

How fucking disgusting can you be, dude? Also, speaking of his community, tab. This guy, Daybom, is probably the most emo motherfucker I've ever seen on this website. Sorry for waiting. Lately, I haven't been able to make YouTube videos as well as I used to. It doesn't feel like a physical issue, but more of a mental one. Recently, I've been studying something else, and maybe I've gotten absorbed in that. Hi, everyone, I know it's been a while since my last upload. To be honest, I've been having a bit of a hard time focusing on work lately due to health issues.

Maybe it's age catching up to me. Age, you say. So, uh, you're telling me that you're above the age of 18, huh? You know what that means? Most of it was related to my digestive system, but most of the problem was my spine. Sitting for long hours, drawing, and editing really took a toll. Bro, shut the fuck up, please. I want you to tell that to the coal miners, you lazy shit. I'm not going to read all of his mental breakdowns that he had on his community tab, but I'm just going to archive him here. And I know I may sound a little mean because of the way I'm

talking about him. Listen, audience, if you're a nunts, I couldn't give a shit about you. But finally, audience, the last piece of information I really just have to have everybody know about. You know, this little link in his bio, ladies and gentlemen, it says patreon.com. That leads to his website. To be more specific, I'm talking about child. You know that minor that he says is a minor? Well, yeah, it's inside of that Patreon. And just overall, a lot of more children being drawn in very, very erotic and sexual ways.

Obviously, I can't show you guys that on screen, because I'm not trying to get raided by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. But I just wanted to put that out there to the YouTube community in case you're wondering what's behind his Patreon. Anyways, audience, what do you think? Subscribe to the channel if you would like me to make a part two about this YouTuber day bomb. But with that being said, I'll catch you guys later.

Hi, my name is Timmy and I'm a Fortnite NPC. Dude, you wear a fucking V-neck. Bro, you can't be like, hi, my name is Timmy. You are an NPC. You wear a V-neck. Hi, my name is Jimmy and I'm a pig. Everything was taken away from me. This guy actually makes me want to write my own name in the fucking death note.

Like seriously, is this what Minecraft Entertainment has came to? No more Dan TDM, no more Stapy Longnows, you got this fucking guy! God, the standards for this shit is so low. Alright people what's up? Today we're checking out the Zestiest gaming YouTuber again. The last video on this guy did pretty good. Like, holy shit, that's a lot of views. But don't worry, ladies,

and gentlemen, I may not be pregnant, but I will always be here to fucking deliver. Babe, what game should we play? By the way, before we begin, you know, tearing this guy a brand new butthole, this guy's in his 30s, I just really wanted to sync that in for you guys. The following videos you're about to see is recorded, edited, and uploaded by a 30-plus-year-old man. So if that little piece of information doesn't scare the ever-living shit out of you, then, uh, I must not be doing my job correctly.

Oh, babe. Oh, you want some G-FU? You know what I don't understand about this 30 plus year old man is that he somehow lives with a somewhat attractive female at home Like does this guy actually tell his girlfriend to dress up as Chun Lee for a fucking YouTube short? Not even that like why the fuck does she even own that outfit? Oh, she's the TikTok thirst trap. Yep, yep, go figure. Are you finally ready to play Fortnite?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's it. It's over. But why? I'm Chun Lee. Like and subscribe and I'll break up with Chun Lee. Where the fuck did I ever have to be involved in this video? So this 30 plus year old man named Corey Frikin Tung gets absolutely shitted on by his girlfriend in every single opening opportunity and somehow wants to bring you and me into the situation by leaving a like and subscribing on the video?

Like motherfucker fuck a ha? Bruh, Fortnite is bussy! Facts on God, it's got so much risk? Yeah, audience, not even two seconds in the video and I already want to jump off a bridge. Like this is no joke, ladies and gentlemen, with the amount of, The amount of cringe I've reviewed on my YouTube channel, uh, jumping off a bridge is very soon about to happen. I mean, I really enjoy the money I make on YouTube, but at what fucking cost? I know a way it can make it slap even more, bro.

Vibe check, for real? Somebody suffers drip? Okay, I have a genuine question for everybody watching. Riddle me this, how the fuck did this guy get a diamond play button before I did? 11 million people actually clicked a red button to see this type of content. I don't know, maybe I'm doing something wrong here. Maybe I should just delete my whole entire entire. entire YouTube channel at this point. And maybe I should also get a girlfriend that farts on me every

10 minutes of the day. Because apparently that is what YouTube likes to reward on their platform. Will I ever understand why YouTube CEO is promoting this type of content? Uh, probably not. But I mean, if this Corey guy is making the money that I'm seeing right now on his YouTube graphs, then you know what? I might actually do it. I might actually just fart for 10 million views every day. Hey, it's different. Hi key. I can finally see. No cap. Bet we's boosy. Hey there. Jim? Shit! Yeah, so how do you feel that this guy has a girlfriend and you don't?

In case you guys are feeling depressed because I just said that, don't worry. This simple fact only shows everybody watching that there is somebody for everybody. I'm sure you ladies want to find a nice man that you can drive him wild in bed. And I'm sure you boys really want to find a real hunk of a woman that can make you a damn good bologna sandwich. All I gotta say about the current situation all of us are in right now is that our time hasn't come yet. If this guy can get a girl, so can we. Trick or tree. Oh, what the hell?

Twick a tweet. Hey kid, did you forget to take out your fucking invisible line in the morning? Twik a tweet. Shut the fuck up, nerd ass. Dude, what are you doing? What? I'm a skeleton from Fortnite. You're a grown man, bro.

You tell this guy he's a grown man, but aren't you wearing a fucking Roblox varsity jacket? Not only are you wearing something that should be stuck in high school, but you're wearing a Roblox version of it, bro. You should be the last person to be telling anybody there are a grown man. Last I remember, you just got cheated on by your Chun Lee girlfriend. Can I just get candy? He's so crin' Shut up, you fucking AirPod.

You, I said... Candy, please. The moose. You also? What do you mean? My name is not. Give us, Kahn. You know, I really didn't think that I would be getting triple tag teamed by a bunch of

fucking nerds in this video. Because think about this guys, right? They're definitely not like next door neighbors. Some of these motherfuckas actually have to fly in a plane to go to whatever country he lives in i just did some research he lives in canada and no i did not docks him you fucking idiot these people fly across the country to record this shit like at this point i'm just baffled like you actually spent that money to go record this i don't know that's just fucking insane like him wait wait wait pause not like that man i really shouldn't be playing minecraft

instead of doing my homework that was literally the most light skin shit i've ever seen in my life the way he just elegantly shot his eyes over to the side like that. I don't know, that is some true light skin shit. Like only Drake can pull that off. Yeah, I don't want to waste my time. Yeah, this project is really important. Uh, who the fuck are you looking at? Okay, no, but seriously, if you guys really need the study for a test tomorrow that bad, and also if your urge to play video games is also that fucking strong as well, you can always do what I did. You know, just fucking cheat. Definitely should have lost right now. This is why we're single boys? Like and subscribe for the boy.

Bro, why the fuck do you guys have to involve me in this shit? Dude, leave a like for the boys. Uh, no, I don't give a shit about yo videos. I really don't care. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, your mom, loser. What did you just say to me? I said your mom!

Yep, somebody's about to get his fucking ass beat. This mufuckus better look like the baboon from Twilight Princess. Hello? Your mom! Sorry, but, is that shit on your shit? I really don't appreciate you stepping on my face when there's poo on your shoe. You know quite literally Like and subscribe for justice. I'm sorry but you literally just smeared poo on my face two seconds ago

Leave a like for justice. Yeah sure. Okay, mr. fucking poo boy Somewhere at the door again? What do you want? Okay mister I have a hair in my ass. Is that how you want to Friking treat me? Is that how you answer the door to your mother you kiss your mother with that fucking carpet burn mustache? You and your fucking shitty ass merch What the fuck dude how the fuck has the age? away in your neighborhood not caught on to this shit if I was a part of the homeowner association and I saw you outside your house throw an ass bro you would be getting evicted immediately I don't give a fuck if you pay your bills quit moving your spine like that it's fucking weird oh I just want a game man

shut the fuck up I don't have time for this what no like if it's got me to punch it yeah no you can kiss my wife Pimple-filled ass. Hello there, my name is Freddy and I'm a cuddly bear. You look like the retarded slink from Toy Story. Honestly, have a pretty chilled out life. I take a few selfies with humans. I stare at a bunch of things.

I get some cardio in the morning. But even though I'm so nice and cuddly, I tend to have a hard time making friends. I mean, no shit. Have you not taken a fucking look at yourself? You quite literally live in a fucking run down Chucky Cheese and you expect yourself to find friends. My fucker, you need to stop looking like a chewed up dog toy. Go to Abercrombie and Fitch, get some fucking drip. And then maybe once you start looking good and going to the bar,

maybe you'll get some fucking bitches talking to you. And on the fifth night of every single week, I start to feel a little bit strange. I feel that Friday night can get a little crazy with the drugs. And you look like a victim to a lot of them. Like and subscribe if you want to be my friend. Fuck you. Yeah, I think I'm done looking at this shit today.

Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. But you save me. All right people, what's up? The BrainRod YouTuber situation needs to stop. Over the past year of 2024, there has been a wave of brain rot that has invaded our lives. Consider it to be lanky box or skibbitty toilet, there's thousands of these

guys that exist. And basically, the slop continues to be slopping. Now, today's installment of brain rot comes from the guy named Agbap shorts. Yeah, try saying that guy's name five times really fast. Anyways, this guy makes a bunch of YouTube shorts that are supposed to be hashtag relatable in which these are just very poorly animated skits that honestly should have stayed in the drafts let's begin well shit i'm gonna be completely and totally honest with everybody here whenever there's a black guy in a horror movie he always ends up dying first so i have no idea what this youtube short is trying to say here whenever black people are in a horror film they don't run away they get killed instantly listen this is not me being racist if you want to

question racism, then blame Hollywood. But as far as I'm concerned, every black guy in a horror film dies first. This is just a load of bullshit. Okay, this is the actual accurate part. I swear every single white guy in a horror film, whenever they're about to die, they spend like 45 seconds of cinematic before he dies. Where was the energy when the black guy got killed in the movie? You didn't give him 30 seconds of screen time for everybody to honor his death? When the white guy, however, starts to die in the horror film. You have to spend a quarter of the fucking movie budget for him. Coincidence? I think not. You know, audience, I genuinely hate agreeing with all these white people stereotypes. Listen, as a guy that is whiter than a Michael Jackson dipped in

fucking bleach, I swear that our species is one of the most paranoid types of people ever. I guarantee if you get a random white mom and you have six black men running towards her for absolutely no reason not to do harm, not nothing, they're just going for a jog. I can guarantee you that random white woman is thinking that she's about to get robbed. Just being honest. Okay, what the hell was so relatable about this? I need all black people to timestamp this part of the video and tell me what the fuck is so relatable about this? Is this the joke here?

Am I too old to understand this shit? I don't want to try and explain myself how I may or may not understand this joke because I'm going to get called racist. Is it because black people are just good at running or some bullshit? I don't know. I don't know. I'm not racist, okay? Hey! Hi, how are you? Hey! Accurate as fuck.

For anybody that doesn't understand the stereotype, Indian movies are dramatic as hell. Don't believe me, just watch one. But now that I think about it, I'm starting to understand why Baljeet just stood in front of me for 40 fucking seconds trying to understand who I am. Maybe he was just running through all the cinematics in his head before he recognized who I am.

Everybody type, poor Belgit, I swear. I'm sorry for that, man. Do you think it's a little bit ironic that they picked the black man for this video? This is like magnitude 10 underlying racism. Either way, if a woman smacks me in the face, I'm beating the fuck out of her. I'll even do what Chris Brown did

and get that ho tattooed on my neck after. Let me say your subject! Wait a minute, so you're saying, all I have to do is change teams and I can beat the fuck out of women? This seems like an offer I can't pass up. Deal, ladies and gentlemen, look at me. I'm beautiful. I'm sorry, audience. I just heard copyrighted music. I had to get rid of it. For the rest of the video, you're going to hear some very nice non-copyright sounds. Shit.

Yeah, that's also pretty accurate. I think the only thing I would add would be... Somebody save me. What? The actual fuck is going on. I seriously wonder what it was like for these voice actors in the studio being told to record this. Let's get... I think if I had an orgasm and sounded like that, I could easily die a happy man. Can I ask your name?

Madagonoz. That was so fucking sexy and erotic. That video really just had me at the edge of my scene. My pants are fucking... So please do it again. Just kidding, please don't. I want to fucking kill myself. Wow, dude, that was so relatable. Okay, but seriously, that was pretty relatable. Around two years ago, I was dating this fucking Indian and she dumped me right? At the beginning of it, I was like, Oh my God, and every single person would ask me, hey man, I know you just got dumped, are you okay?

What, fucking fuck? Yeah, I actually. Actually wasn't. But long story short, I locked in, I made my money, and now she's dating some ugly fucking tumbleweed Crazy how life goes Okay, I'm gonna be honest that is probably the smartest shit I've ever seen in my life I know that Squid Game season 2 is gonna be coming out soon Somebody is gonna be doing this in season 2 and I'm not gonna lie if you and I were inside of Squid game I would most definitely trip you if we were in red light green light I'm sorry I understand You watch my videos and you like my content, but motherfucker, 456 grand, is 456 grand.

You are actually going to eat shit and once I trip you with my Jordan 1 Dior highs. You're cooked, bro. If you were in Squid Game Against Me, you're fucking cooked. Why are white people so fucking stupid? YouTube, that's a joke. I'm white too, YouTube. CEO Neil Mohan sitting here with a sniper about to snipe my channel down. I'm white, Neil.

You can shut the fuck up. Anyways. Once again, white. people in horror movies, they do this exact shit every time. Can I tell you why white people do this in every single horror film? No. I don't know why, but Hollywood loves to make white people look fucking stupid all the time. Ah yes, the black man running away. Also got to have a heavy bass rap beat in the background to really capture all the blackness in this video. Jesus Christmas. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel for more brain rot videos. I'll catch you on the next one. Later.