Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 62

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 62 ...

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 Alright, people, what's up? Today I found probably the worst recipes on TikTok. Like, seriously, half of these foods made my fucking asshole look more appetizing than these foods. Kid friendly recipe. Craft mac and cheese. Make it normal. This one. One pound of ground beef.
Starting point is 00:00:19 Cooked separately. A can of corn, drained. A can of pork and beans. I'm afraid you have lost me there. The first three ingredients you were technically making a side. sloppy Joe, but you lost me the second that you said pork and beans. Now, I know that there's a few people in the audience that likes to fuse their food, but even you guys can consciously agree with the people that eat their food separate, that maybe this should be a recipe that should
Starting point is 00:00:48 have stayed in the drafts, maybe banished back to the shadow realm where it fucking belongs. Do not drain. Mix. We call this dinosaur eggs. You should call it fucking dinosaur shit. I know at the of the video you said that you have children. My question to you is, are they still fucking alive? Whoever the fuck sent this to me, this has to be a joke. There's no way you can put the make-a-wish worm from SpongeBob on a fucking patty and tell me that's a recipe. I'm sorry, but if anybody is eating this shit, then you must be a psychopath. I mean, seriously, you can't even call this a recipe, it's just something out the dumpster. And how fucking disrespectful to take the bun off of two worms trying to spoon.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Literally, somebody can't respect fucking privacy. Okay, this video was just made to piss me off. Motherfuck is fusing every single thing that causes a heart attack into one fine cuisine. This shit doesn't even look appetizing. It's greasier than a middle schooler's fucking forehead. No, no. Pizza in a boiler is a match made in fucking never. Who else boils their pizza?
Starting point is 00:02:19 Motherfucker, who is who else? We're only talking about one person, and, and we're talking about you. This is your TikTok and your fuck up and your disgusting food fetish. You deserve to be put to shame for these food tastes. Holy fucking shit. This video makes me recoil so bad I feel like a pregnant mother in a C-section. I think I would like to reenact two girls one cup before I watch that shit over again.
Starting point is 00:03:06 I'm not trying to look at a motherfucker that looks like Homer Simpson eaten watermelon. And also, that is a very disgusting recipe. Please never replicate it. I know what you're thinking and it's fucking disgusting. Get that thought out of your mind. You sick shit. Muckabongs from Asia and my right, fellows. The only macabong YouTuber we have in the U.S. is nicicato avocado.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Nicacado avocado is our symbol to mukbong, like how Bob Ross is our symbol to art. Except Nicacado avocado is actually entertaining. This woman is just, just ugh. 0.5 seconds and you already fucked up. Audience, you do not add milk before your cereal. If any of you do that, you are a fucking heathen and your father should spank your ass. Not only did you fuck it up, you double duck fucked it up. You went from a fucked up step one to now a frozen custard bowl of semen.
Starting point is 00:04:20 I hope you feel accomplished because that is fucking disgusting. You added cinnamon toast crunch to make it fend. Fuck you. There's no way you're eating that and your stomach is not really. stomach is not recoiling. You say this shit tastes good, but motherfucker, it looks like something out of area 51. The milk looks like fucking pus you'd see on Dr. Pimple Popper. Oh my God, if I keep on thinking about it, I'm gonna fucking be sick.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Hey guys, today for breakfast, Rudy's getting some pork uterus, a pork tongue, some beef kidney and beef liver. He's also getting some cauliflower and blueberries, and lastly a chicken foot. I love how she says that so casually. You know, it looks like something you'd see on the keto diet, you know, looks pretty healthy. But no, the cherry on top is a fucking chicken foot. I can only imagine if that vegan teacher seen this one, she'd have a throbbing clitoris after that one. Oh, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:05:47 Okay, at least it's not a human being that's eating this shit. But why did you have to record the crunch of the chicken foot? There's a time and not a time for ASMR, and it is definitely not one of those fucking times. I can't even focus on the shitty recipe because I'm, too busy thinking about her fucking cuck husband. Oh yes baby the fucking meal looks amazing. Shut the fuck up. She hasn't done jack shit. All she did was put cheese on fucking hot dogs and pasta. If you call this a Michelin five star fucking chef you cuck husband then I don't know what the fuck's wrong with you.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Pasta, that's how the pasta is gonna cook. That right in the oven. It looks really good. What did the cheese do? The cheese melted all over at the pasta. Okay. The pasta is not. pasta's nice and salt. The hot dogs are perfectly cooked inside. I love how she's inflating the quality of her dish before she even reveals the shit. Just reveal your fuck-ass meal.
Starting point is 00:07:12 We know it looks like shit. Wow, look at this. Holy shit. Did you put SpongeBob in Hitler's fucking oven? There is no way in God's green earth that this actually tastes good. I highly doubt that anybody that eats this shit can actually tell the tale
Starting point is 00:07:28 because they die of a fucking heart attack. I'll just like it right down the middle here. Wow. Yum. The TikTok probably ended so quickly so she can spit that shit out as soon as possible. I don't know. Maybe it's a personal preference
Starting point is 00:07:47 that I'd rather not eat something that looks like a cock dipped in earwax. Just my opinion? Probably just me. Yep, yep, I'm fucking done with this shit. Audience, I hope you enjoyed the video. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.
Starting point is 00:08:03 But anyways, yeah, subscribe. John purple chitos? Yeah, so Spisey responded to me. Giant Purple Chicken Wing? My mouth is open for you, baby. Mr. Chicken Wing! Well, I mean, is this really a response? After all this time of me calling him a pussy
Starting point is 00:08:17 in exposing him for breaking copyright law, he finally responds to me by calling me Mr. Chicken Wing. What a fucking disappointment. All right, people, what's up? The most sensitive Spice King has gotten worse. Ever since last year, I have been absolutely lampooning Spicey in my YouTube videos. Hinda, as of recently, he has experienced fame like he never has before.
Starting point is 00:08:39 So maybe his content has improved, maybe not, let's check it out. Giant Blue Cheetos. Oh God, Spicy, who the fuck is that? Spicy Giant Food Challenge with my sister. Oh, what the fuck? Just whenever I start to believe that spicy couldn't get any worse, there just so happened to be two of them. Now listen, right, this video is not about Spicy's sister,
Starting point is 00:09:00 and I'm not going to make fun of her. And well, if I were to make fun of Spisey's sister, my video would kinda get snipe down for bullying a minor. So YouTube, this video is not about Spicey's sister. Get that shit out of your head. But what I will say, though, the comments about Spisey's sister is a little fucking creepy. Who loves a sister, Spicey? Bro, she's 13. Thank you, Spicey, for what you actually do something good.
Starting point is 00:09:23 I swear these motherfuckas don't think about what they're commenting before they actually hit the post button. Guys, she's a kid. Stop saying she's fucking. Sexier some sh- y'all are weird Fruit, talkie powder? Wasabi Okay Spicey, I know this is your YouTube channel But dude, can your sister actually handle that much spice?
Starting point is 00:09:52 Because I don't know, man, I don't know if your sister has the same tolerance as you That's a lot of fucking wasabi, I'm not gonna lie You know, spicy, I genuinely feel bad for your sister While you're psychotically looking into the camera, looking like you do this shit every day, well, because you do. Your sister's, eyes are literally bloodshot from the wasabi spicy fucking stop this shit immediately do you like spicy ramen last food dude you are literally trying to kill your sister right now you look fine because
Starting point is 00:10:37 you're a psychotic fuck that always goes through the shit every day but dude she's just a kid let her be she looks like she's going through the ranger right now i feel so bad sour You know, I'm so glad we made it through the end of the video, and she still has a smile on her face. I mean, even though I damn well know she's dying on the inside, and the toilet's about to catch some double trouble from these people. I'm happy, she's happy. Look how happy they are. But either way, fuck this guy. Giant blue and red, talkie! Wait a minute, there's another video with your sister.
Starting point is 00:11:15 I guess she didn't learn her lesson from the first video? I could have swore her eyes were bloodshot right there. I mean at this point, Spisey's sister, she's just doing it to herself. I really hate to see it. The psychotic fuck got through to her. A l'Abano. What? Another habanero.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Spysi, I hope you know your sister is not gonna be feeling good after this video. You are one of the shittiest older brothers I have ever seen in my life. No. Yes. No, Spice. No, you fucking idiot. Baja? Okay, no, actually, why the fuck does that look so appetizing?
Starting point is 00:12:01 I have rarely ever seen anything. on the spicy YouTube channel that actually looks like something good to eat. But this audience, this is an exception. Even though it would probably give me a heart attack 10 minutes later, I don't give a fuck. That shit's gonna taste good and it's still gonna taste good when my heart stops. Go on pepper ramen? Ewe, what the fuck is that? It looks like my sweaty pubic hair after running in a hundred degree heat.
Starting point is 00:12:26 That shit looks disgusting. Yes, so. Cheers. Reaction. No reaction, bro. Bro, your sister is so pink in the face right now. I think when she drank that hot sauce, that had to have done something to her. But of course, like always, Spicey looks fucking normal. This motherfucker when he wakes up, he literally wakes and bakes with fucking ghost pepper sauce.
Starting point is 00:12:52 I don't think you realize Spicey that your sister is not used to this shit. I think if you do another spice challenge with her, tone down the spice a little bit. John for Bucitos! Guys, I'm about to quote every single Vesh Remy clone out there. Bro, that looks like the last turn that grimace took. Bro, that doesn't even look like a hot Cheeto. That looks like the last turd that Elmo took. Oh, that doesn't even look like a green hot chito.
Starting point is 00:13:13 That looks like the last turd that Hulk took. Guys, it looks like the last turd that grimace took. Fuck off. Purple one chip. That's the face I make 30 minutes in with your mom. I see. Giant purple chicken wing. My mouth is open for you, baby.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Mr. Chicken Wing. There it fucking is where Spicy finally recognizes. my existence. He grabs the video clip where I say my mouth is open for you, baby, while simultaneously making that horrific fucking face. This is not exactly my proudest moment in my YouTube career, but I think I'm going to have to come to terms with it. I was eaten by spicy, and I don't fucking like that idea. You know, audience, I'm just sitting back in my chair right now and thinking, what the fuck? You know, around a year and a half ago, I was around 100,000 subscribers, and I Never thought, man, whenever I'm at 2 million, 3 million subscribers, this fucking dude is gonna swallow me.
Starting point is 00:14:22 Pause. But here I am today in 2024, ladies and gentlemen, in watching this shit. Is this the path that God in the universe has brought me to this very fucking moment here? Why do I feel like the universe has forsaken me? Holy shit. Grandpa slurp me! All right, buddy, you can shut up. You know, audience, there was only one reason why this man's.
Starting point is 00:14:48 says the things he does in his videos. If you really want to get down to it, ladies and gentlemen, this is his audience demographic, you know, a bunch of five-year-olds. So anytime this man says anything like Grandpa slurmy or some bullshit like that, all of the five-year-old audience will be like, Hey, yo, dude, it's so fucking funny. Then they're going to go in the comments section and type some stupid shit like this. Like, seriously, is it really that easy to get 10 million subscribers on YouTube nowadays?
Starting point is 00:15:17 All I have to do is say grandpa slurt me at the end of my video, like that, that's it. Well, sign me up, motherfucker. Big or small? Small. Pepper eggs. The more spicy is pepper. If spicy honestly ate the 2.6 million Scoville Unit pepper, then G.G. to him. The hottest thing I've ever had was Carolina Reaper sauce, and by the way, that shit tastes amazing.
Starting point is 00:15:41 But 2.6 million Scoville Unit, I guess I have some catching up to do. Big or small? Small! Yeah, you wish it was that fucking big, you little pussy. Dude, I could smell your breath through the fucking screen. I'm sorry, the video literally just started. Did you even wash your hands before you hit record? Dude, you was fucking nasty.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Oh, giant sour pebble, oh, juicy bowl. Yeah, I think that's too gay for me. Anyways, please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe. Pust pepper ramen? Michael Jackson? Yeah, this guy's totally lost his mind. Michael Jackson?
Starting point is 00:16:31 Dude, shut the hell up. I just said, shut the fuck up! Alright people, what's up? The creepiest spice king got even creepier. This guy doesn't need no introduction. We're talking about spicy. You know, the guy that illegally breaks copyright law, strikes down Vesh Remy's videos, becomes a sensitive piece of shit whenever I make fun of him.
Starting point is 00:16:49 Basically, an all-around sh**ty person. And just like him as a person, his comment, content has gotten even shyer. Atomic bonus wing. Red's hot? Satan's blood? I don't want to do this. Kinho, if this guy really didn't want to do spicy videos anymore,
Starting point is 00:17:05 you realize you can stop it literally anytime. Instead of you complaining like a whiny baby. I don't want to do this. How about you put down the fucking sauce and stop doing this shit? Quit fucking complaining like a little bitch. Ah, tell him to stop. Ah! I swear this guy is becoming no.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Nicacado avocado every day that passes. If somebody makes fun of nicacado avocado, he becomes a sensitive piece of shit. I am always two steps ahead. Somebody makes a video about Spicey. He becomes a sensitive piece of shit. This is cross. This just crossed the line. Nicocato Avocado strikes down people's channels for copyright.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Mostly because he's been copyright striking YouTubers that have been making videos about him. Spice gets sensitive and strikes down people's videos for copyright. This summer told him next time you're using. Using me again on your shorts or videos, I'm gonna be going to court. Nica Cato cries like a little bitch when he eats food. Spicey cries like a little bitch when he eats food. Where do the comparisons end? Bread, taki powder.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Tihin. I bet that is what your colon is gonna look like in a few minutes. It's outstanding. It tastes like chicken. Oh my god, it tastes like fucking chicken. This motherfucker's looking at the camera like he just discovered sliced bread. I mean, after all that sauce and fucking lava you poured on the chicken, I would be surprised if it tastes like chicken as well.
Starting point is 00:18:41 After all, in that bowl is probably, what, 3,000 fucking milligrams of sodium? If that amount of sodium doesn't cause brain damage, at least at the slightest level, I'm not going to be surprised. I'm not surprised that this guy's contracted memory loss. Ask why. Do you guys genuinely think that this guy eats all the food he does in videos? Because, I mean, think about it. How does this guy remain so skinny?
Starting point is 00:19:08 But he does videos where he eats like 60 fucking McDonald's McNuggets in a single sitting. All I'm saying is that there's a high probability he definitely waste food. Also, why does this motherfucker look like Miranda sings right now? More spiciest cheeseboats? He says I'm gonna die. Fucking finally. Devil's chili. How did you kiboukabom?
Starting point is 00:19:37 I think I'm pregnant. So you go from saying I'm about to die to I'm fucking pregnant. What if you was already enough on this stupid fucking space rock? I'm not trying to see two Spisies. Soft Satan? Two Hohaneros? Thank you, Spicey. We definitely needed the word crunch up there.
Starting point is 00:19:59 To all the deaf viewers out there, I'm sure you really needed that piece of fucking information. Yes, Spicey did in fact crunch a pepper in his fucking mouth. You are not? I would certainly hate to be this guy's dentist. I mean, seriously, people go to the dentist maybe two times every year. I would hate to be this guy's dentist to clean up six months of fucking poo and shit in his mouth just to make his teeth pearly white again and he does this fucking bullshit back in his house if i were spisey's dentist i would have fucking killed myself by now
Starting point is 00:20:37 i have a question for the ladies do you guys find this guy attractive you know that face where he looks like he's getting some action below the camera you guys find that attractive you guys find that sexy i'll go ahead and tell you i sure fucking don't and i'm sure that every female that ever comes across his youtube channel is gonna think the exact same thing this guy in his dating life is gonna be fucking difficult. Ahhhh Are you unleashing the six months worth of poo in your ass? This mufika can't even waddle over to the toilet.
Starting point is 00:21:16 He's gotta go right now. I already know his studio smells like shit. Reminds me of my uncle. Yeah, no, that's fucking crazy. Gantaki watts! It is truly a mystery how this guy fits this long and lanky fucking thing down his throat. Well, actually, Rith, he chews the thing.
Starting point is 00:21:35 I fucking know that. But like his stomach, how does he store all? this shit. Giant purple Dorito. This muf-frika looks like he just made out with Dracula. What spicy is chicken wing? Ah. Crospeper ramen?
Starting point is 00:21:56 Michael Jackson? Spicy. That doesn't even make fucking sense. Maybe I'm just completely missing a joke and I'm just fucking retarded. But where in these fucking noodles does it remind you of Michael Jackson? The only thing that looks like Michael Jackson after the surgery is you. You look like a fucking psychopath. Mmm.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Spoon? Guys, did you just fucking see that? The little nut sack in his throat was moving in shit. That was fucking disgusting. Ooh. He literally just ate the plastic with the chocolate. This guy is a fucking smooth brain. What chip challenge?
Starting point is 00:22:38 Wait a second. Is that a fucking meteor? Please, God, please let it be a fucking meteor that crush is spicy. I call on you, Mother Universe. Give me your biggest asteroid. Taki's. Ooh. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Shut the fuck up. Ghost pepper gummy Like spicy ramen Audience that shit doesn't even look like ramen I'm sure you've all eaten Jeff Boyardee sometime in your life Tell me that shit is not the spaghetti and meatballs Spicey you're not gonna fool me with this bullshit I know that is not ramen I've had too much ramen in my day to know that it doesn't look like that shit
Starting point is 00:23:23 Flaming hot asteroids The balls are so hot Spicy you're so funny Get it guys because he said balls and balls are like you know Nutsack. I want to kill myself. Flaming hot Doritos. Habanero. Valentina hot sauce.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Spice diRito salsa. Oh. I want to know how this guy comes up with his spicy recipes. Like, does this guy just casually sit down at his breakfast and he's like, I really wonder what red tachis, blue tachis, nacho cheese Doritos, and a f***g- ghost pepper tastes like. Tell me this man is not on some psychotic sh-de-moin. Moy!
Starting point is 00:24:03 Seven millions colliding in a tex truck. I'm dead I mean shit finally I've been waiting for this moment since the beginning of the video Meeks It's incredible It tastes like Dorito No shit
Starting point is 00:24:23 Spicy This mufka just cracked the area 51 files Holy shit You're telling me if you put Doritos in a fucking potion of hot sauce You're still gonna taste Doritos Oh my God spicy you're such a mega talent I don't know if I said this yet But the ASMR is fucking
Starting point is 00:24:44 disgusting. I'd rather listen to Santa Claus scratch his ass than listen to this motherfucker chew anything. I mean, seriously, look at him. You're telling me you're going to disagree with me. Between spicy chewing food and Santa scratching his ass, I think Santa scratching his ass is going to sound like the hardest album you've ever listened to than this shit. Spicey pepper? Why the fuck does it look like a peepee? This video is getting too fucking for me. Anyways, audience, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came. Everybody subscribe so I can pass Spisey and subs. What I look like. Uh, some of you guys might not have expected me look like this, but maybe if you did, I guess good for you.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Uh, that's not Meowba. Alright, audience, welcome back. I hope y'all havin's done a face reveal. Now for anybody that don't know, Meowba is like a semi-famous TikToker on the internet that has recently gotten really controversial. Mi'Aba said like various slurs inside of their videos and stuff like that, you know, I mean, a lot of people got riled up over it. Recently, Miaoba has also been outed out as a dude.
Starting point is 00:25:41 I mean, who gives a shit? Miaba has done a face reveal and everyone, everyone's not surprised. Dude's, f***ly. Recently, Miaba's done a voice reveal on TikTok, so we're going to check out that one first. Apparently, the voice reveal doesn't come in until later in the TikTok, so just stay tuned. Eating late in Asian, you're asking to take credit. All right, look, I got to give credit where credits do. Throughout Miyaba's career on TikTok, he is definitely, like, improved in speaking Japanese or reading off Google Translate.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Initially, when Miyaba started off, he was like, Oh, ha, yo, gangi deska, you know, and then he actually, like, improved. Either way, my initial point still stands. Your Japanese is absolute duty-booty. Uh, please get on Rosetta Stone. Oh, but do you think the ID, the societ of the identity disorder is a real thing? Absolutely. Alexoma, Miao actually has the ID.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Maybe Miao will reveal Mouth Ulters in a video one day. Get it, guys, because Miaoba is going to face it. review later. Funny, funny. This dude's still f***. Now that opinion on Asian since it's Asian Heritage Month and buy Meow's reach design. Alright, being real, that merch actually goes hard. I made a like goal on my earlier Miaba video saying if I got a certain amount of likes, I'll buy Meowba merch. I think this is the merch I'm gonna have to buy. You guys think I'm gonna wear Miabo merch with shame. Like, dude, honestly, I think Miaba's funny above anything else. A lot of y'all may disagree with me, but dude, I would
Starting point is 00:27:18 rock Miaba merch. I'm just saying. I'll catch y'all on Instagram when I'm wearing it, alright? Hit me with a follow Opa, are you a guy? No. Bro, who the hell? Bro, who the hell is that? I really thought out of the other 7 billion people on the planet Earth, I thought I was the only guy that had a deep voice. Yalba, I mean, are you trying to have a competition?
Starting point is 00:27:37 Are you trying to have a really seductive voice competition? Because I think I'd beat you. My audience is 45% female. I think that I think my voice is more valid. Um, I don't know. I get women. But hey, on a real note though, Miaoba's voice reveal, I mean, hey man, that was pretty good. I mean, thank goodness you're not like a squeaker or anything like that. I mean, that's kind of what I expected.
Starting point is 00:27:59 I don't know, this guy kind of sounds like a G. Let's continue watching. So when Omni fans, well, what? Real Peltie what? It starred in Omisans. Uh, no, you, you look like this. Aren't you a kid? I think the last thing we want to see is Meowba on OnlyFans, uh, especially considering
Starting point is 00:28:22 You're a little kid. I think Miaba should never touch only fans with a 10-foot pole, bro. All right, you should never touch that platform. If any of y'all disagree with me, I mean, sheesh. I mean, it's perfectly fine. I mean, you could disagree with me. It's just, uh, I might call the cops. Reading Meow's Discord questions, part six. Well, uh, well diggedy damn.
Starting point is 00:28:42 You know, after hearing this guy actually speak a sentence, you know, everything I've ever said about Miyaba, you know, I'm slowly retracting it. Because you've got to think about this, right? Miaoba is already a marketing genius and stuff like that. He knows what he's doing. He caused this much controversy. He knew that if he stayed anonymous and stuff like that, you know that he can easily turn this stuff around. And I totally see it too. Like everybody hated this guy for making his TikTok videos and stuff like that being all offensive. But dude, the guy knew he could turn it around just because he was a troll. And whenever he finally face revealed and did his voice reveal and
Starting point is 00:29:14 stuff like that, you can tell that this guy is actually like a normal human being. I don't know. All I'm saying is that Mialba is an animal. insanely good content farm, everybody benefited from it, and Meowba is a marketing genius and and I support it. Meowba, does people trying to docks you turn you on? Yes, Daddy. Uh, well, I retract my retraction. You weird ass getting turned on by people doxing you, I mean, whatever, bro.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Mealba, what are the punishments if you don't abide by the mea-ism rules? Public execution? I mean, I'd rather be publicly executed than watch the rest of this video, so I mean, it don't seem that bad. Do not make my death sound enticing, bro. You were disgusting to multiple levels. You shut the fuck, I literally have a fucking gang disorder. Nialba, what do you think of the new abortion laws?
Starting point is 00:29:57 Abortion is murder, Omega Chan? Yes, I agree, abortion is murder, and so is your face to my eyes. Meowba, I'm k-k-my- myself. Okay? Well, ab-wha-boh-hshut. Thoughts on Meowba fan fiction? Ah, shit, Mi'u. I moan loudly as Meowba brought the knife back up to my neck for the third time.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Be good. Make another sound and Meow will move the knife deeper. Geez. The way she stared at me. I don't know, there's something about her. Very problematic, but also hot. Alright, yo, I'm actually disgusted. You know, this might actually be a video for another time,
Starting point is 00:30:29 but bro, Miaoba fan fiction, all right? Um, uh, 1,500 likes, and I'll read Miaoba fan fiction for a YouTube video. Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, it's about time we check out the main part of the video. The reveal by the Miaoba YouTube channel. Um, p, damn. Oh, Chloe.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Bitch TikTok, Meowba. Man of Mia. Hey, look, boys. It's me. Did I expect to get inside of this Miaba video? Honestly, yeah. Apparently, Miaba recognized me. Apparently, they commented on one of my YouTube videos.
Starting point is 00:31:04 I don't remember exactly which one, but you can go ahead and find it in my other Miaba videos. But yeah, Miaba knows the existence of the Rith YouTube channel. Um, p... Yeah, uh, he still touched my ass, by the way. So what I look like. Uh, some of you guys are my eyes. not have expected me to look like this, but maybe if you did, I guess good for you. Uh, that's not Meowba.
Starting point is 00:31:29 Most of y'all don't know this that's watching this video, but just so you know, this guy is not actually Meowba. It's actually another YouTuber called Weilin, and they actually made their own video talking about Meowba. Apparently they're in some sort of beef or something of the sort. I swear, bro, these B&G YouTubers, man, they're so cringe. But yeah, just so y'all know, this is not Miaba at all, so, um, just chill out. Anyways, we're gonna check out Wylin's video.
Starting point is 00:31:53 talking about the drama between himself and Miaoba, it's interesting. Let's go. Alright, what's good is Swalin here? Welcome back to another video. And in today's video, I'm gonna go ahead and talk about a certain situation that's going on. I just wanted to kind of clear up there on this whole entire thing that's been going on, just because a lot of people are getting really confused by this whole entire situation. I don't care if this is Miaoba or not. This guy still looks like a grease ball. That's all I'm saying. I just wanted to go ahead and talk about it on the channel just because I don't want people to get misled or think that I'm some person that I'm not. And this is really big. This is not really something that's in the Roblox community. This is in the whole entire YouTube community. And a lot of people have their eyes on this situation. And I just thought I'd make my own video talk.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Okay, bro, you got me at the edge of my seat. Just talk about the damn situation. I think she actually ended up seeing it. And she ended up actually joining my Discord server and asking me if she could use my face in one of her videos. Now, I didn't really know what she was going to use it for. But seeing that it was actually Miao, but I thought that she was going to make some type of response to it. And honestly, like, at the end of the day, this is all YouTube drama. I don't really care. she's going to use it in my, you know, in her videos or whatever, my face in her videos. I wouldn't copyright strike it. I wouldn't really do anything. Essentially, this guy really got himself into a pickle. Now, you guys might make the argument that, yeah, sure, Wylan can try striking down Mialba's video,
Starting point is 00:33:06 but at the end of the day, he probably can't because, well, he just gave Mialba permission to use his face for a video. As of right now, Wylen's in quite a deep situation as of right now, and obviously with all the stuff that Miaoba has said on the internet, I'm pretty sure that this guy just doesn't want to be associated with that kind of stuff. That's why I'm making this video to begin with. Like, dude, this guy, Wylan, it's, it ain't Miaoba, bro. He looks like a grease ball, but bro, at the end of the day, this is not Miaoba,
Starting point is 00:33:33 this person does not deserve all the harassment this guy's getting as of right now. I don't know, kinda cringe Mialba, just saying. I wake up the next morning and I see that she linked me a video with her revealing her face and it was just my face. It was my face reveal video, but it was just cut up to make it seem like that she was revealing her face, which was just my face. And a lot of people point, of this out in the comments, I'm kind of thankful that some people actually knew that it was me.
Starting point is 00:33:56 I didn't really know if people would actually figure it out. But, uh, yeah, it was kind of surprising to say the least. And I don't really know how I felt about the situation because at first, you know, I thought it was a little bit funny. But then I kind of started dissect it a bit. And I realized that this person has said a lot of really bad stuff that I do not want to be associated with at all. You know? Anyways, audience, don't go out and harass this guy. This person is not Meowba.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Subscribe to my channel so I can continue bullying the real meowba later. Wait, so it's just prime and feastables, you know, lunchables? Yes, Logan, that is exactly what it is. Oh, luncheally is not just luncheble. What the fuck do you think it is? Well, motherfucker, our shit uses real cheese. Yeah, okay, well, explain this. Logan, you see that your real cheese is molding two months before expiring.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Oh, man, we have a lot to go over today. All right, people, what's up? The Mr. Beast lunchily situation, just. keeps getting worse. Now, audience, I previously made a video going over the controversy of lunchily, where the partnership of KSI, Logan Paul, and Mr. Beast, they came together to make probably the biggest biohazard of all time, and they called it a direct competitor to luncheables. I like my cheese drippy, bro. Which, uh, that did not go over well.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Logan Paul was making tweets and posts on YouTube about defending his luncheally. Especially if, and this is what we're forgetting, it's better. than lunchable. It's better than lunchable. In return, he got completely sh-on from the community. Mr. Bees making probably the worst commercials of all-time promoting Lunchley. From screen to ring to Pounda. In return, he got sh** on by the community. KSI got into a controversy with Dan TDM defending Lunchley.
Starting point is 00:35:55 After hundreds of tweets in multiple, multiple videos, and single-handedly dropping the worst single in all of music history, 40-something movie-sabber-so I be told. He, alongside Luncherley, got shit on by the community. So roughly, after a few weeks of Luncherley being a thing for the public, it's pretty much safe to say that Luncheon is now in the toilet. And what exactly I mean by In The Toilet is moldy cheese inside of the Lunchley box. Recently, a rather familiar YouTuber that you may or may not know by the name of Rosanna Pansino,
Starting point is 00:36:30 the same girl that had a controversy with Mr. Beast in the past about the heightened, YouTuber challenge, where she got pissed off in Mr. Beast for manipulating the editing in that video, making her look like she came in fifth place in the video and not third place, which is, well, what actually happened. And after texting Mr. Beast about the issue, Mr. Beast never actually responded with a solution. But anyways, long after this controversy was made, Rosanna made a brand new video roughly a day ago. I tried lunch-lety, it was moldy. Bro, out of all people to get in possession of a moldy lunchly, you get it to this woman.
Starting point is 00:37:09 Oh, how unlucky Mr. Bees can be. Holy shit. This is molded. That's mold. This is not safe. Talk about a fucking intro to a YouTube video. Holy shit. Mr. Bees, KSI, and Logan Paul have been promoting this shitty product out the ass.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Him this woman just two seconds into her video just completely squanders all that promotion. Moldy cheese three seconds in the video. I'm convinced this shit is a biohazard. But hey, man, I like my mold drapy, bruh. If my children are eating lunchily, I would actually pass that as a suicide attempt. Hey guys, it's real. Welcome back to my channel. Today, we're going to be comparing luncheally and luncheables.
Starting point is 00:37:55 Why the fuck are you looking at me like that? She's looking like fucking Momo and shit. Quit looking at me. As those of you who don't know, lunchly is a super original product that has never been seen before. You know what, Rosanna Pansino, I agree. Three of the most respected YouTube Titans are coming together to save the children's health. First, we have up, Logan Paul. My only pushback would be, well, I think some people think I'm cooler than I actually am.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Yeah, guys, he's so cool that he just sends lawsuits over to Coffee Zilla for no reason. Second up, we got KSI, most known for his hit single Thick of it. And lastly, ladies and gentlemen, Jimmy. Today, I just bought my most terminally ill fan his replacement heart. The guy that totally doesn't have an ongoing gambling addiction and loves promoting gambling to children while also promoting a fuck ton of scams. Yesterday, I realized I'm 18 years old, which means I can buy scratch off tickets.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Let's just scratch them off and hopefully I don't get addicted. Sorry, Mom. I spent $30,000 on lottery tickets. I spent $50,000 on scratch-off tickets. Here's $100,000 worth of scratch-off tickets. I spent $1 million on scratch-off tickets. No joke, I bought so many that they literally had to deliver them in a dump truck. Here's how it works.
Starting point is 00:39:21 You take a ticket. You scan it. And boom, this $50 ticket won $200. So far we're up $150 with one ticket. Oh yeah, baby. This product review is about to go crazy. Some of the most brilliant minds of YouTube came together to create. lunchly who really care about people and their nutrition and their kids came together to make this epic product oh i'm so sorry i think it threw up a little bit saying that none of them are foodies nor do they give a
Starting point is 00:39:50 ship i'm surprised that nobody has actually talked about this yet three YouTubers that never came from a food background their entire YouTube channels are built upon things that are not food come together to make a food product I sincerely hope that people realize that these people are just three dudes trusting a bunch of nutritionists on what exactly is healthy to put in their products. These three gentlemen audience, they're not actually reading the fucking textbooks on what to put in their food. They're businessmen at the end of the day. They don't got fucking time for this shit. They really don't care. Now, I don't know who's out there that's actually buying and enjoying lunch really at the same time, but if you are, stop. You seriously
Starting point is 00:40:34 have no idea what you're eating, and quite frankly, neither do they. Instead of eating a bunch of processed shit, ladies and gentlemen, stick to eating whole foods. I think that'll get you much further than luncheables or luncheally. Wait, so it's just prime and feastables? You know, luncheables? I got some plates here. First thing first, let's just open them up, put them on a plate, see what they look like. I also have a panel of esteemed non-biased judges that will be doing a taste test.
Starting point is 00:41:02 So stay tuned for that. So the unbiased guest that she's talking about is Dogpack 404 and Jake Weddle. Yeah, two very unbiased guest here. These are molded. Okay, so these ones are supposed to be good until December, and we just got them from the store. It says used by December 8th, 2024. And today's date is October 16th. So these are supposed to be good for like another two months.
Starting point is 00:41:33 This is molded. That's mold. E. Mr. Beast, what the fuck is that? What the fuck is that, Logan? KSI, look at this shit! That doesn't even look like cheese. It looks like Mega Mind's expired nuts.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Audience, if any of you are buying lunch-lety after this video, you are fucking sick. Now, I wasn't gonna buy lunch-lunchly beforehand, but after seeing them, I'm definitely not buying it now. This is not safe. Especially like kids that are so young, they may not know what mold looks like, so they might just eat it. I saw a picture circulating about mold,
Starting point is 00:42:10 but I didn't know if it was fake, or, you know, I just had heard about it, but this is real, you guys. And there's mold. Why is there mold in the lunch? Oh my God. It's actually disgusting. Oh, my God, dude.
Starting point is 00:42:25 It's more than just her that has mold in the food. I originally thought it was just, Just this singular lunchly box. No, it's actually a thing. This is like a genuine problem. If this many people are already having mold in their lunchly box, this shit got to get investigated, bro. This shit is not healthy.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Let alone, this shit isn't even safe. Jimmy, you got to recall this shit. What the fuck? It's not vacuum tight. I'm gonna make these pizzas anyways. The other thing is I didn't find a tear line. Maybe I'm... Wait, maybe did I just jump the gun?
Starting point is 00:42:57 No, there's no tear line on this. Like a little ketchup packet or something. You know, at least the camera makes the pizza sauce look okay. But then again, it's probably the post-processing in the camera when she was editing this video. That's probably the only reason the pizza sauce actually looks somewhat appetizing. But yeah, that cheese, that shit should go in the fucking trash can immediately. Maybe they should just start with the basics of not serving moldy food to people. Oh, let's put the feastables right by all the mold.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Because this is the partnership that dreams are made of. I like my cheese moldy, bro. I already made that joke. Fuck you. I'm just kidding, Rosanna. Keep talking your shit, queen. It's so... It's so much mold.
Starting point is 00:43:41 This is terrible. What the fuck, dude? Look at all the fucking blue cheese, bro. Dude, I sincerely hope that she doesn't actually eat this shit on camera. If she does eat the cheese in this video audience, can you please give me updates on whether or not she's alive over the next few weeks? I am genuinely getting concerned. concerned right now.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Oh my gosh. We put a lot of effort into this. Shut the fuck up. You can cover the mold with the pepperoni. So here is the pizza lunchly and now we're going to put together the pizza lunchable. I'm going to wash my hands just in case. Oh my gosh, this is wild. She's probably sipping that tea right now thinking, holy shit, I'm about to get so much money for this video.
Starting point is 00:44:26 I'm about to make like every fucking news headline after this shit is dropping. dropping. Holy hell. And yeah, that's exactly what happened. W. Rosanna, she's getting fucking paid tonight. It has a clear top so you can see inside of it and you can shake it around and I'm not seeing any mold and you can also see on the bottom that there is no mold. This is exactly the same. Prime and Feasibles in a luncheables? Yes, Logan. I'll say it again. That is exactly what it is. I wouldn't be surprised if you literally took the entree from a lunchable packaged it inside of your dog shit and put prime and feastables in the package. Would not be surprised in the slightest.
Starting point is 00:45:04 All right. So those are the pizzas. Looks wise, here are the two pizzas from Lunchables and Lunchly. Lunchly is covered in mold. I'm going to ask you guys, which one would you rather eat? Which one would you give your kid? Well, if I really had to answer that question, I wouldn't give them fucking neither. Although, if you did hold a pistol up to my forehead and said, yeah, your kid either has to eat.
Starting point is 00:45:27 eat this or that. I think ladies and gentlemen we would all choose the lunchable. And if any of you choose luncheally, you're honestly just trying to abort your kid after they've been born. Both are a highly processed food snack and one is extremely moldy. So I'll leave it up to you. All right, let's open the nachos. Okay, that's cool, but I just want to see dog pack and Jake Weddle spit their dog shit out. So we've got mushrooms on that? What is it? I mean, I might want to eat those. The first one I opened had moldy cheese in it. But the second one didn't. So do you guys feel comfortable trying the second one?
Starting point is 00:46:02 Uh, yeah. You could tell by looking at their faces that they don't actually want to eat either one of them. Dogpack is just staring at the fucking pizza so scared. He's probably thinking he's gonna die tonight and honestly, I don't blame him. Right, so you guys want to start with nachos or pizza? Uh, neither. Exactly my fucking point. They're both so confused looking at which food.
Starting point is 00:46:25 to eat. I've never seen this much hesitation on two people's face on what to eat. And it's not even about what's more appetizing. It's more of what the fuck is not gonna kill me. This man's probably more scared because he was already almost killed by Mr. Beast once.
Starting point is 00:46:41 He's now trying to eat that pizza so that Jimmy could finish the job. Let's do nachos. All right, over here we have lunchly nachos. I'm even going to try it. I'll try it too. Ting. Okay. It's just whatever. It's like an aftertaste that's like, you know like after you throw it up?
Starting point is 00:46:58 And it's like a couple minutes later, you have like that. It's not that bad. Okay. You're biased, all right? No, me! You're not a trustworthy sense. I got paid money. You didn't.
Starting point is 00:47:05 Okay. I'm the least biased point here. You cried and all you had to go through is torture. All right? I am actually convinced these motherfuckers are all dysfunctional. They just ate one singular nacho and they just went ape shit on each other. Maybe the luncheally does have some weird shit inside of it that makes you go insane. I got paid $50,000 and that was good, actually.
Starting point is 00:47:26 All right, shit, I got to try the salsa. Okay, well this is very thick Think it's too late it's too late It tastes tomato pasty yeah, that tastes like an ingredient. That's not finished, you know? I'll say that the cheese dip was much better than the tomato paste Yeah, so basically they thought it was dog shit Anyways audience leave a like on the video and I'll make another video about luncheally in the future I guarantee this isn't the end of this fucking controversy anyways I'll catch y'all subscribe Don't be such a squid word
Starting point is 00:47:57 Okay? Oh, son, oh and I know it fucking with the- All right, people, what's up? Today, I probably found Darmand's craziest video ever. That's if you consider child labor to be pretty crazy. Mom sent bad kid to military school. What happens next is shocking Darmann? What the fuck is Darmann up to this time?
Starting point is 00:48:17 Oh. Hey, J, dinner's gonna be ready. What did I tell you about eating junk food before dinner? Uh... And this room? It looks like a pig style. I can see you, Darmann flexing the Jordan Fours. Somebody amongst the Darmann actors has some good fucking taste.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Aside from the sexy fucking shoes. What the fuck is this dirty-ass room, dog? I get it, homework is crazy. You're probably way too busy to focus on any other shit. But my guy, I can't even give you the benefit of the doubt. If you was rotting in your fucking bedroom playing Halo of all video games, you desperately need to go the fuck outside. Your vitamin D levels are fucking Z.
Starting point is 00:48:57 Zero. You got clothes everywhere. Rappers in this bed. It looks like a pack of wild dog slept in it. It's my room. It's not like anyone else is gonna see it besides Timber. This is my house. Oh shit, mother, just put the foot down.
Starting point is 00:49:12 By the way, audience, in case there's a few parents that are watching my videos, please take my advice when I say this. Never say the line, it is my house after they say it is their room. Because guess what? If it's your fucking house, then why don't you clean their fucking room? You see what? mean you kind of back yourself into a corner so if you really want to put your child in their fucking place straight up take their room away from them and they can sleep in the fucking
Starting point is 00:49:36 living room no privacy no nothing you gotta put them little shits in their place i want this room spotless by the time dinner is on the table or what or what mom you see audience i'm giving you parents free consulting right now because if you just say for your child to clean their room without any stakes they're not going to clean they fucking room instead you need to articulate your shit talking like this. Hey son, you little shit! You said you're working to clean your fucking room? Sure, go ahead. Don't clean your fucking room. I'm just gonna sell everything in your bedroom and you're gonna fucking like it. The second you say that, they're gonna get on their shit. And put a clean shirt on. Brian is coming over. And I want you on
Starting point is 00:50:14 your best behavior, young man. Don't even think about playing any pranks. The last guy didn't even come back. Good. If this child were to be my son, I will literally fucking str- uh, uh, PG-13. PG-13. What I meant to say was, I will strenuously ground them for months upon months. Will they ever see the light of day again? I don't know. That's kind of up for debate.
Starting point is 00:50:40 All I'm saying is that my children will be very well-behaved. Because if not, then, uh, we don't even want to get into that story. I did not sound good. She's bluffing. What is she gonna do? Buddy, you have absolutely no idea. To any of you in the audience that has the mentality of what are your parents really gonna do to you?
Starting point is 00:50:59 You should probably reconsider that thought process. It's not like they actually need you for anything, of course. If they really wanted to snap their fingers and send you off to army cadets or some shit, they can fucking do that. They don't need you to pay the bills, take the dog out for a poop. Aside from being their love and joy, you're just a fucking parasite. And if they need to send you somewhere to straighten up your fucking ass, they will. I don't know, when Marco started acting out,
Starting point is 00:51:25 His mom sent him to East Point. Really? Isn't that like a military school? I'm not sure, but apparently it's not as bad as it sounds. He said it's like summer camp all year round. No parents. You get a stamp and play video games. You can even go on trips on the weekends. That sounds like heaven compared to living with my mom.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Your definition of heaven is incredibly screwed up. I don't know. I wouldn't say necessarily being a fucking Jeffrey and living like an absolute slug would be heaven. To me, it just sounds like being a typical couch potato with no purpose. In contrast, to me, of course, a hardworking fucking alpha-chad. Getting women and shit. Your definition of heaven sounds like my version of hell. Trust me, the sooner I get out of this place, the better.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Look at our little man. All grown up and ready to move out. Fresh out of fucking sixth grade. I remember that very short-lived phase of my childhood, where I thought I could be self-reliant, my own without my parents in fifth grade. Boy did that last fucking 10 minutes. Listen kid, no street smarts, no money in your bank account. You're gonna fail in life. I'm sorry. Somebody has to say it.
Starting point is 00:52:38 That was delicious, babe. Thank you. Make this yourself. It's an old family recipe. It's been around for generations. Hey, could you grab the cheesecake from the fridge for dessert please? You devious little boy. I can't even lie, I still do the same shit with my dad. We could be eating dinner and I'll just slip some ghost pepper sauce in his food. By the way, he's a real fucking pussy with spicy food. Slip the hot sauce and their food, let them consume it and enjoy the ride. Let him. Eat it. So, uh, you like.
Starting point is 00:53:27 Mm-hmm. Whom. I'm sorry. My mouth's on fire. What in the world is going on? Ooh. Little man is about to get in big, big trouble. That facial expression only describes one thing. Oh shit, I fucked up.
Starting point is 00:53:58 How do I get out of it? Now, typically, audience, it would be funny if it was somebody in your family or maybe a friend. But if you're doing this to a complete stranger, then that's just a fucking dick move. And also going directly against what your parents just told you. Not necessarily the way to get on your mom's good side. I am done. Trying to discipline you. If you won't listen to me, you're going to have to have.
Starting point is 00:54:23 have to go and learn how to listen elsewhere. You've left me no choice, Jay. I'm sending you to East Point. Again! Man, it sounds fantastic, just... What the fuck was that? Now, obviously, this guy is not going to be going to some summer camp school. Spoiler alert, the title says something about Darmann and child labor.
Starting point is 00:54:48 I don't know yet. But it's definitely not about a vacation school. And I'll be honest, I'm not very sure if those... fucking things even exist. School's a fucking prison. But yeah, our little man is about to get quite the rude awakening. Should be careful what you wish for, Jay. The grass isn't always greener on the other side.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What the fuck is this life lesson? The grass is always greener on the other- Shut the fuck up. This is the boys' quarters. What the fuck is this? The war room? Is this Andrew Tate's fucking hustlers university or some shit?
Starting point is 00:55:24 This singular image alone must be reeking in testosterone. I can feel myself becoming more of a man just by looking at this video. Wow. Everyone's so quiet and well-behaved. Here at East Point Academy, we do try to instill the correct value. Is that my bed? Yes. I've never seen a darn-man actor look more pissed off in my life.
Starting point is 00:55:50 You see, audience, where are these darman actors when you need them? Actual good acting actually puts a good front on camera. Not some cringe-ass diary of a wimpy. of a wimpy kid shit. That's a new X-Men? Oh, yeah, that's the, uh, ex-meat. What's the big deal? Why can't we talk?
Starting point is 00:56:15 Uh, quiet time at 20-100 and lighted out of 2100. Uh, in English, she will play? This guy doesn't know military time. He's more of a lost cause than I thought. For anybody in the audience, 20-00 is 8 p.m. and 2100 is 9 p.m. Which, in my opinion, is a very respectable bedtime. I go to bed at 5 p.m. So, in my opinion,
Starting point is 00:56:37 And these kids are getting so much more time. I'm kind of jealous. You know what? I say, no parents. No rules. And let's get this party started. I really don't think that's a good idea. You know, Sergeant Stokes is really strict.
Starting point is 00:57:04 My boy, if you wanted to turn in the dance circle, all you had to do was ask. Does this look like the guy that wants to get fucking sturdy? I swear this kid's judgment must be going out the window every time he gets confronted. Like if this guy could simply read a room, he could actually get out of so much trouble. But no, continue to fuck it up.
Starting point is 00:57:24 You step into my turf, disobey my rules. Drop and give me 20. 20 what? Put jobs! Make it 40 on the ground now. Okay, bro. You will address me, has sir. Do it.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Okay. As for the rest of you. Audience, are you seeing these fucking push-ups? These aren't even the push-ups that middle school girls would do. Tell me how the fuck that's gonna build any muscle in your body. You could do so much better than that. This clown liked a party. He was always trying to bend the walls.
Starting point is 00:57:59 In fact, he was a lot like you. Ah. He was like, me? But what happened? He tried to pull a fast one on Stokes for April Fools. Long story short, he miscalculated that one big time. Got sent to the whole. I've heard about that.
Starting point is 00:58:15 What is he? Solitary confined. Anyone who survives never comes back the same. Legend has it. Some kids never come back. What is this bullshit? These kids are describing this shit like it's some campfire horror story. You don't want to go to the hole.
Starting point is 00:58:29 Nobody fucks with the hole. Listen, buddy, whatever this hole is called. There's a saying I go by. When there's a hole, there's a goal. And audience, if I see a hole, I'm at a fucking goal. Man, that's just an urban. Stokes probably made up to scare everyone into following orders. That's probably true.
Starting point is 00:58:45 I'm very back. Darm man. What the fuck? Children are now drugging people in the Darmann universe. I never thought I would see it coming. I thought that you were going on the Disney XD aisle, but you're finally getting a little PG-13. And honestly, I support this shit.
Starting point is 00:59:22 I slipped him enough to take that a resource. Look, he's out cold. You know what I said earlier about this guy being a good Darmann actor? Please forget I said any of that shit before in my life. I've never heard a more feminine scream in my entire life. Shut the fuck up Please, please I want to break That's right baby you have learned your lesson the grass isn't always treading on the whatever the fuck she said
Starting point is 01:00:45 Anyways audience I've seen enough bullshit today please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it But anyways yeah subscribe Let's find out which level of toothbrush will clean my sate teeth Has anyone ever told this guy that he's the most annoying human being that ever grace God's earth Let's check the before results Okay, Conicky. Alright people what's up. Today we're checking out the most psychotic TikTok dentist in the world Now for those who aren't familiar with the YouTuber Dental Digest for my previous videos on my channel This guy is a guy like the teeth in his mouth. He is very fucking sensitive
Starting point is 01:01:21 I made some videos on this guy in the past and he got very sensitive and struck my videos for copyright Because I made fun of him a little too much which by the way is an illegal crime and over the months I decided to have a low profile and no longer make any videos on dental digest. But a few days ago, I woke up and I decided to choose violence and message dental digest, uh, some very kind words. And, uh, yeah, he blocked me. Which made me start thinking about his most recent content in thinking, has he gotten any better since? Newsflash, he hasn't. Let's find out how many globs are in a tube of toothpaste. Uh, buddy, I think you are wasting a perfectly good tube of toothpaste. Like, I am pretty sure that you could have done that intro without squeezing that tube of toothpaste and wasting all of it.
Starting point is 01:02:07 But hey, who am I to tell a doctor anything? He is always using all of his resources and never letting them go to waste. It's essential to brush two times a day for two minutes. Morning and night. To keep things accurate, we will use the same amount of toothpaste each time. I have never seen a man on YouTube quite literally make brushing your teeth sound so intense. This guy's videos have become so dramatic over the years that he is more exaggerated than a fucking vacuum commercial. Like we get it, the vacuum gets fucking dust from the ground and you rub a few bristles on your fucking teeth.
Starting point is 01:02:40 This video quite literally does not need to be dramatic. And also, I hate to bring this up, but there is literally a fucking hair on your toothbrush. You fucking unhygienic dentist. But is a perfect little glob, the size of a piece. With 60 globs done, which is equipment to one month, the tube is looking exactly the same. It was hard to get enough toothbrushes for all the toothpaste. But good thing I have the world's largest toothbrush collection. Once again, this music is just not fucking working for this video. All this intense music to convey the message that we are putting toothpaste on a fucking toothbrush. Can somebody please make sense of this shit?
Starting point is 01:03:15 180 squeezes later, we hit the three-month mark. 2.32, 233, 234, 235, 2136, 20037, 238, 239, 240. This tube is looking kind of grim and I don't know how much more we can get out of. Bro, you don't need to commentate over this shit like it's a fucking boxing event. Holy fucking shit, ladies and gentlemen, the tuba toothpaste is not looking so fucking good right now. I don't know how much more it can take. It can only take a few more squeezes.
Starting point is 01:03:43 Like, bro, shut the fuck up. So let's try some alternative methods to get out every last drop. We got the Colgate toothpaste. Let's place it in the toothbrush. Oh, and just like that, we got the final song. 243 gloops from a single tub of toothpaste. Holy shit, dude. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 01:03:57 I really needed this information for the rest of my life. The next time I'm doing. Doing my fucking tube of toothpaste, I'm gonna be like, oh god, I'm on my 130th fucking glob. I wonder what this guy feels when he sits in his bed at the end of the day, knowing he didn't accomplish anything to benefit the universe. Let's find out which level of toothbrush will clean my safe teeth. I mean, audience, do I really need to say what his face looks like right now? I guess you could say he got himself into a sticky situation.
Starting point is 01:04:24 That is a lot of white sticky toothpaste, ladies and gentlemen. First, it's this closing time. Let's check the before results. I'm sorry, but you look so fucking stupid when you do that. Like we get it bro, you're a fucking dentist. You're like Batman with all the fucking gadgets you have in your toolbox. But we don't need to see every little detail of your mouth to know that it looks like shit. And by the way, YouTube, that's not me making fun of his personal appearance, okay?
Starting point is 01:04:51 He quite literally made his mouth look like shit. Level one? A finger! I stand my finger! My mouth is still blue. Uh-uh. Okay, buddy, what the fuck was that? noise you just made.
Starting point is 01:05:02 Dude, shut the fuck up, you whiny little pussy. You sound like a fucking baby that doesn't get his pacifier when he wants to. Level two is a travel kid. Fat glob. Dude, why the fuck are you shaking your head? You quite literally brushed your teeth for like 10 seconds. Did you even take the time out of your day to even brush that singular tooth? Can you're supposed to be a graduated dentist by now?
Starting point is 01:05:29 Bro, you are not fucking ready. Your professor should have failed your head. Level 3! Ultra Rare! Can somebody tell me why that was necessary just now? This whole time I'm watching this video and I'm thinking, dude, why is he so fucking feminine? I mean, he did get mad whenever I DM'd him on Instagram, some not very kind words, and he took the emotional response and he fucking blocked me. Instead of maybe responding and saying fuck you or something, I would have had a little bit more respect.
Starting point is 01:05:59 But, uh, no, I was sorely mistaken. He's still the sensitive dentist that does this stupid shit and he wears V-necks. Why am I not surprised? One more level. Level four! Fact lab! Damn! Wow, dude, go figure using Shaquille O'Neal's fucking toothbrush in your mouth isn't going to work for you.
Starting point is 01:06:19 Fucking idiot. This is the fact lab Mini Cooper movie. Just how Red Bull has their very own Mini Cooper to hand out free Red Bulls. I'm here to fight off cavities and hand out free toothbrushes. Yeah, but the thing is, how could you fight off cavities when you can't even prevent your own fucking cavities? I mean, I guess it's a good thing that you're giving a bunch of little Timmy's their toothbrushes so that they can finally no longer have. have plaque on their teeth. But other than that, you're nothing more than another mediocre fucking dentist that can't really brush their own teeth.
Starting point is 01:06:46 Is this the holiday season? Let's put some holiday lights on the mini-couver. Dude, there is no fucking way that is your whip. You got over 10 million subscribers and that is your fucking daily driver, bro. Nah, bro, this got me weak. Hey, dental digest, you ever want to race anytime soon? Just let me know. I will probably beat the ever-living shit out of you in a drag race, but hey, we'll see what happens. This was no easy task, so we had to come up with a plan. We decided to zip tie all the lights to the car. With the final project complete, it's time to hit the street.
Starting point is 01:07:17 Dude, how could you possibly fuck up an already sh**ty vehicle? This looks so awful. People started to take pictures of the car? Yeah, probably because the car looks like dog shit. If I ever see this epilepsy-inducing boxing metal on the road, you bet your ass I'm gonna be taking pictures of it. And whenever I do finally take a picture of it, I'm gonna find the owner and tell him how shitty his car looks. Hand in this case, then he'll digest.
Starting point is 01:07:43 Hey, your car looks like shit. And everyone was loving it. And then we decided to hand out some toothbrush. His dude is acting like he saved the world. Bro, you gave away one toothbrush from the dollar store. Here nothing special. Let's find out which holiday snacks are safe for your smile. Sour Patch Ornaments?
Starting point is 01:07:58 Bro, we all know the answer that candy is bad for your teeth. If you were an actual dentist with a few functioning brain cells in your head, you probably wouldn't even be making this video. Whatever happened to the old dental digest whenever his videos were actually informative You know when you were actually adding some sort of value to the universe and now all you do is consume Thousands of grams of sugar and cope and say that it's a business expense talk about a fucking fall off I swear Oh that was not fun definitely naughty the citric acid on this candy causes your teeth to dissolve away I find it very rich coming from this guy telling you what you can and can't eat meanwhile all this dude does on his YouTube Chish
Starting point is 01:08:40 is consume fucking candy. But Reth, he brushes his teeth right after. Okay, but he still swallows all of the candy he puts in his mouth. All I'm gonna say is look at this old video by Dental Digest and then look at this new video by Dental Digest. All I'm saying is that if you don't visually see that he swallowed all that candy over the years, then bro, you're fucking blind. Elf on the shelf, Gummy?
Starting point is 01:09:03 Careful not to blink when this guy's around. Oh! What did you? That was so fucking funny! Holy shit, Dental Digestion. Digest you just made me piss my pants just now. That was so funny man. Who the f f is watching this and laughing their ass off? Literally nobody. Gummy elf is definitely noise. Abominal snowman lullipop. Chuba troops are made with real sugar so grab a sugar
Starting point is 01:09:26 free option instead. It's made with xylitol which is a sweetener that doesn't cause cavies. Nice. This is your daily reminder to brush twice a day. And this is your daily reminder to actually brush all your teeth. Anyways ladies and gentlemen, f*** dental digest. Everybody subscribe.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.