Ryth - *1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 63
Episode Date: November 27, 2025*1 HOUR* of Ryth YouTube Videos Compilation! Best Videos of 2025 pt. 63 ...
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Completely skipping the introduction, do you guys think that this is an okay thing to show to kids?
Gotcha Life Sex Call 13 plus gone wrong.
Gotcha Life, I had sex with my stepbrother 13 plus.
Naked s-shocking.
Gotcha Life mini movie.
Audience, there is so much shit I need to talk about today.
Alright, people, what's up?
Today I have found a Gotcha Life predator that got away with it.
I am 19 years old.
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Gamer's Nation.
By the way, audience, if the name Gamer's Nation doesn't ring a bell to you,
well, I am happy.
This Gaututuber has been a long-forgotten YouTuber that kind of fell off.
However, with this man's actions on and off YouTube,
this is still something to bring up to light.
Anyways, audience, the making of this video has been very difficult
because this man has quite literally wiped everything off of his YouTube channel.
So I basically had to find the archives to resurface what this man has done.
Anyway, so rewinding about four years ago to 2019, 2018 around there,
where this YouTuber Gamer's Nation was actually a Gauta Tuber.
He had a pretty active channel, around 130,000 subscribers getting around 16K,
up to 400,000 views of video.
He was doing really good for himself on YouTube, but there was only one problem.
He loved depicting children in a sexual manner.
Now, audience, these are only the archive screenshots that I was able to find,
so there were many more videos than what I am displaying here.
But he would upload videos like Gotcha Life Pervert 13 plus original Gotcha Life,
and the thumbnail depicts a creepy-ass dude with two underage girls
in a dark room sitting on his bed.
And they look fucking scared in the process.
400,000 views, by the way.
And if you look near the bottom level,
part of this screenshot there was another video right there that video says the daily
struggle of a teen girl episode two Crohn's disease and as you could see from the thumbnail
you have an underage gotcha life girl and it looks like that she's been master being all
fucking day and the whole irony about this whole title and thumbnail is that that's not even what
Crohn's disease even is Crohn's disease is an inflammatory bowel disease that irritates and causes swelling
in your digestive tract.
I don't know about you, audience,
but if I had Crohn's disease,
I would not be making a face like that.
How the fuck do you make a disease
where you sh-all over the place somehow sexual?
And you like putting underage girls
in the thumbnail in the process.
Like, what in the Tim Buck fuck is wrong with you?
Anyways, aside from the underage stuff,
and I know what you're thinking, audience,
wait, Rith, there's more?
Yes, there's fucking more.
Sexual Sisters, Gacha, Lesbian, LGBT, Episode 1.
In the thumbnail, literally is...
The first sister says,
Don't move, and the other sister is saying,
Please stop.
170,000 views for a Gotcha Life video in a week is fucking insane.
I want you guys to recognize that the main fan base of Gotcha Life is little-ass kids.
There's kids down to the ages of 3 and 4 years old on this application.
And for a dude that only had 130,000 subscribers,
This man's content was getting pushed to hundreds of thousands of little kids a day.
Some of his videos of which were getting well over a million views.
So this wasn't some under the radar dude that nobody knew about back in the day.
For making Gotcha Life 13 plus year old pornography.
And also getting monetized for making Gotcha Life rape.
Do you guys think that this man is a sick motherfucker yet?
Because if not, I have even more to show you.
Gotcha Life CyberSach 13 plus gone.
sexual. Listen, buddy, there should never be 13 plus and gone sexual in the same
fucking sentence. And of course, we got to look at the thumbnail. Her parents paid me to
sleep with her. Still think he's not a sick motherfucker? His YouTube bio many years ago had a
disclaimer. Many years ago, whenever he was making cheese pizza content, the about section of
his channel said, disclaimer, my channel is not for kids. Neither was it ever intended to be.
So listen, motherfucker, you say that your channel is not for kids, then why the fuck are you putting 13 plus in your YouTube titles?
You realize that 13 year olds is like middle school, right?
You know that 13 plus in middle school, right, is the time where you learn about the reproductive system?
That's the time that kids are introduced to learning what a fucking vagina and penises.
And here you are saying that this is not for kids, that your content is supposed to be for adults.
And here you are going guns ablazin on Gotcha Life making 13 plus CP with 170,000 views a week.
And you're going to sit here and tell me that you're not a weirdo after all of this.
If you still don't think that you're a complete weirdo gamers nation, I got more to show you.
Why the fuck was your Twitter that you linked from your YouTube channel, which had subscribers of pretty much kids?
Whenever you would go to like tweets on Twitter back in the day,
you were actually able to see what people liked on their Twitter account.
And when you would go there, you would find shit like this in his like tweets.
This motherfucker was leaving likes on Femboy, Femdom, BDSM porn.
Which, mind you, audience, if you leave a like on a tweet on Twitter,
that tweet also gets shared with the rest of your audience that follows you.
So off YouTube, this motherfucker was showing his audience porn.
Now granted, that is how the Twitter algorithm works and all this other shit.
not directly showing kids porn.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
He likes to show his audience cheese pizza porn.
You just had to leave a like on your public Twitter account so that everybody could
f***in see that shit.
Couldn't you have just made a private Twitter account where you could have your
Goon sessions off of your business account?
How fucking irresponsible, dude?
Even whenever he would get called out on Twitter for his weird Gautja Life videos?
Yeah, I really hate those thumbnails.
I really do.
So when I reach 100K subscribers and I have a big enough fan base,
I will stop the interesting thumbnails.
Really, gamers nation, you find 13-year-old Gotcha Life characters have an e-s-s on a call.
You call that interesting, huh?
Quite a weird fucking interest to have, don't you think?
Anyways, audience, I want you guys to look at the date and time that these tweets were made.
February 8th of 2019.
And he said whenever he hits 100,000 subscribers that he is going to stop the interesting thumbnails.
So you might be thinking, well, Rith, at least he might have a little bit of knowledge.
morality in him. I'm sorry to say, but no the fuck he doesn't. And this screenshot well after this
dude hit 100,000 subscribers, you could see that this man was using the exact same titles and
the exact same thumbnails. He didn't even stop using depicted underage kids in his thumbnails. He
didn't do jack shit when he hit 100K subscribers. And if you're wondering at the time I actually
got these screenshots, it was May 27th of 2020. So on May 27th of 2020, this man has to
had well over 100,000 subscribers and was still using 13 year old depicted kids in his thumbnails in a sexual manner.
This dude doesn't even have morality.
And finally, audience, the best piece of information I found today,
which basically seals the deal that this man is a P word.
I found an archive tweet from 2018 where he said that he was finishing exams,
which for your information audience, this guy lives in Egypt.
And as for the country of Egypt, you begin high school when you're,
You're around 15 years old.
So if we do the math, this man was anywhere between 17, 18, or even 19.
To add some more evidence to the pile, I also found an old Facebook photo of himself from 2018.
But I don't know about you, but he looks way older than 17.
Okay, I'm not gonna tease you guys anymore.
I found his Instagram and he literally had a highlight of his 19th birthday.
This man was 19 years old making CP Gotcha Life skit videos on YouTube,
It was getting hundreds of thousands of views per week. Ladies and gentlemen, I'll let you think what you will with that information
Please help me hit five million subscribers. I'll see you later
Say fellas did somebody mention the door to darkness?
Yes
Ladies and gentlemen you guys wanted to see some Mickey Mouse. I provide you guys some Mickey Mouse
Anyways audience welcome back today. We're gonna be checking out some more post status
We got some good ones for today ladies and gentlemen just buckle up
Hey, want to see something neat?
Uh, actually? I don't know. I don't know about you, audience, but, uh, I don't know.
Something is talking to me, ladies and gentlemen, and I can guarantee you one thing, it's not God.
I'm just kidding, audience, all right? I, I kind of had a few of you there in the first half, not gonna lie.
But bro, let's go ahead and look at this stuff objectively, right?
Do you genuinely think that I'm gonna go ahead and get down with, though?
I don't even know what this is, what a deer?
I am not cool with that. I am not gonna get down with that, all right?
I am not gonna throw back the football and say hike and go into something like this.
We are not going to be involved in the furry fandom.
We are not a wilderness wanker, you know what I'm saying?
This is in fact the Rith YouTube channel, and here we are trying to get rid of degeneracy of the world.
And it all starts with something as simple as this, bro, the furry fandom.
Hey, want to see something neat?
This is no time to Ogil Pretty Girl, son.
Bro, literally speaking facts to us, ladies and gentlemen, all right?
I know that we can get some therapy and stuff like that,
but bro, why get therapy when this is right here in front of us?
Whenever you got a furry in front of you, all right,
there was no time to ogle at some furries, okay?
This man is speaking the truth.
If anybody in the audience was looking at this video
and was about to get down, about to get dirty on the Rith YouTube channel,
my personal video,
if you were about to do something inappropriate on my YouTube channel,
then, bro, the unsubscribe buttons right there, all right?
I encourage you to press it.
Denshinx and impact fans, when they lose their virginity,
It's all my fault.
Pro, this has literally got to be the most accurate meme I've ever seen throughout this entire series.
Genshin Impact, ladies and gentlemen, all right?
The fan base on Genshin Impact is so weird.
I got a quick story time for you, ladies and gentlemen, all right?
One of my used to be friends used to love Genshin Impact.
Turns out that he was a pedophile.
Who would have knew?
Honestly, audience, I was partially to blame because I should have known he was a Genshin Impact player.
I should have honestly disassociated from him almost immediately afterwards.
Hey man, another one bites the dust, you know what I'm saying?
You better go to the Super Max prison.
What's wrong, Big Boy?
Never had your cucks.
I'm like it.
She's fine.
Okay, I get it.
You know, Five Nights and Freddy's Funnies.
Okay, that's great.
I want to read what the rest of that comic said because, oh, excuse me?
What's wrong, Big Boy?
Never had your blank sucked by a Pokemon before?
I honestly cannot believe it.
I cannot believe that this is an actual comic that, uh, that someone
actually drew and on top of that put pretty good reasonable effort into it i do not understand
artists man like dude you are wasting your talent this is some pretty good art but you know what no no
no let's just go ahead and waste all of that talent after all that time i've spent building my art style
perfecting it looking like neo leonardo da Vinci out here looking better than the monolesa let's just go
ahead and throw away my entire career my entire level of talent for some beastiality
Pokemon anime comics. All right, you, you have officially lost the lottery of life.
You know, audience, I got a genuine question regarding this meme.
Super Smash or Nintendo tournaments, alright? Do they really smell that bad?
Like, there are actually people that make Reddit threads talking about Super Smash tournaments
and how bad they actually smell. Personally, I've never been to a gaming tournament.
I've never been to a Nintendo conference or anything of the sort.
I remember I was at GameStop and Midnight picking up my Pokemon when everybody was at GameStop
picking up the new Pokemon game in my opinion it smelled pretty bad none of the less all right i was surrounded
by nintendo fans but bro if a smash bro's tournament is really that bad then bro i am never going to be
going to a tournament in my life i got a pretty strong sense of smell all right i got terrible eyesight
i got terrible hearing so if i go to a super smash tournament all right my sense of smell is going
to be enhanced beyond anybody inside of that conference i'm probably going to die i'm probably
going to die if i end up going to one of those events i'm being dead honest i don't
want to see a magic trick audience i don't know about you but uh i really don't want to see some magic i think this
whole video is automatically magical enough because riddle me this audience all right we are watching this whole
video and guess what it's actually real okay isn't that a magic trick within itself believe me after all these
videos i've already made about post status all right i think this whole thing is already a magician's bunny hat and a half
there is got to be no way unless there's some magical deviant out there that actually made this many people
become a degenerate that i ended up making three consecutive videos in a row talking about the same
topic in the same people riddle me that audience tell me that is not already a magic trick
magic hey kids yeah i don't think we're gonna watch the rest of that video i don't think we want to
see a uh a man's wood you know what i'm saying bro my voice is getting raspy from this video man
i swear i record way too much i just had to throw this video in man dude edp 445 is getting really popular
Again, I just, I just had to throw this video in.
Yeah, baby, I want that cupcake.
Why don't you come shake that little pastry for me?
All right, I gotta read this.
No one ever notices the tears.
No one ever notices the sadness.
Nobody ever notices the pain, but all they notice is the mistakes.
I don't even care about the voice crack, all right?
I was mocking somebody to begin with.
But for real, though, who actually write this, Angie Kinnet?
Nobody ever notices the tears.
Is it too much to ask to just be with?
wanted that hit real hard. Yeah, Alex Parker, I'm sure, I'm sure it hurt real hard whenever you
got rejected from your middle school crush. Hey, bro, I can empathize with you. Your therapy is right
here on the Rith YouTube channel. Just watch these videos and I guarantee you the depression. It just
goes away. The saddest part is that you're a 14 year old, but you don't really know the meaning
of the song because it really is that thing you're feeling right now. Oh my gosh, audience.
Talk about self-aware. So Martina Alexandria Barag, all right? You're going to
explain to me that you are indeed 14 years old and that you understand that i'm 14 and this is deep
actually exists for a reason so instead of being a typical 14 year old you're just going to go
ahead and just fall into the stereotype like like what once the heart gets too heavy with pain people
don't cry they just turn silent completely silent all right baby girl you can go ahead and
calm down all right i know your father left you because of this exact reason you you were just too
much stress for him. But please take a moment to realize how stupid you sound right now. You're not
deep. Your friends don't think you're deep. Your parent doesn't think you're deep. Your therapist
doesn't think you're deep. Your teachers at school doesn't think you're deep. You just keep on
making yourself a complete fool. Stop commenting this stuff. Like it's so unbelievably embarrassing.
In case you go and leave me in the dirt. And every time you heard. Bro, what is this? I thought we
were done with the big chungus meme back in like 2018 uh big chungus big chuggis for the ps4 you can go
ahead and call me a party pooper all you want but bro big chungus was never funny bro what am i
watching uh excuse me give me the sex please right here smith motor company dude who actually
took the time out of their day to make this all right if you guys don't know what this mod is called
it's called the girlfriend mod uh don't ask why i know what it how i know how i know how i know this
mod, okay, I promise, I don't use it.
Whoever created the girlfriend mod inside of Minecraft,
I'm just saying they have a very demented and perverted mind, okay?
They are a lost cause, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm sorry, but I have no idea how I would be able to sit at the dinner table and be
like, yeah, my son, he has a pretty good job.
He, he's a programmer.
His most recent project was the Minecraft sex girlfriend mod, you know,
whoo, yo, round of applause for my son.
Bro, if I ever had a son that was like this,
that created something like the Minecraft girlfriend mod, then dude,
I might just have to do a skittie-up pa-pa.
I'm just kidding, audience.
I wouldn't do that to my son.
However, I would definitely resort to a very extensive punishment.
Yeah.
Lazy piece of shit and don't know how to build a discipline and stay productive.
Are you a lazy piece of shit?
Are you a lazy piece of shit?
Are you a lazy piece of shit?
Are you a lazy piece of shit?
Are you a lazy piece of shit?
Are you a lazy piece of shit that sends false copyright strikes to YouTubers that really don't deserve it?
Sin City was Mavia.
All right, people, what's up?
The illegal kids brain rot animator has broke the law.
Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Shappie Sway.
This guy is a brain rot animator that I have talked about more than I have said,
I love you to my mother.
Because this gentleman has made the most freaky content on YouTube.
He has also made false allegations of calling me a sexual badder,
also made allegations of me making false copyright strikes to other YouTube channels,
and also accused me of giving unrestricted access to 18 plus.
content for minors. In my previous video, I debunked all of these things. In fact, I actually
debunked it so much so that I torn Shappy Sway a brand new butthole because all of his
claims were completely false. However, today, Shappy Sway is now breaking the law in sending
false copyright strikes. And thankfully, because I'm in good standing with YouTube,
they were actually kind enough to give me the document of what exactly Shappie Sway
filed in his copyright takedowns against my channel. This includes his legal
name and address that I will not be showing in this video, because, you know, I don't want to go to jail.
But it also leaks all of his responses and everything that he agreed to whenever he decided
to copyright takedown my YouTube channel.
This video is going to get bloody.
Let's start from the beginning.
To begin this video, I would like to explain to everybody what a false copyright takedown does.
A false copyright take down on YouTube happens when somebody wrongfully claims your video
infringes their copyright, even though it simply doesn't.
This case, ladies and gentlemen, the reason why Shappie Sway copyright striked my YouTube channel
because he is an absolute sensitive p-de.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, Shappy Sway decided to break the law.
Oh, because I hurt his feelings and reacted to his YouTube content.
How fucking sad is that?
Anyways, the next question you might be asking yourself, well, why is a false copyright takedown so serious?
Well, audience, if you get three copyright strikes or three community guideline strikes on your
YouTube channel, your channel basically gets terminated. And today, audience, Shappie Sway has tried to
copyright strike more than two videos on my YouTube channel. To put it simply for everybody
watching, Shappy Sway tried to terminate my channel just now. And because I've been on the platform
for a long time, YouTube has built some pretty good trust with me. And so by the grace of God,
my channel has been spared. And more thankfully, not taken down for false copyright strikes.
So for once in my life, I'm going to say this.
Thank you, YouTube.
Now let's get into the false copyright take-down email that I received from YouTube.
Copyright take-down request received for your YouTube video.
Hello, we received the copyright infringement notification below regarding your video or videos.
We believe your content is protected by fair use, fair dealing, or a similar exception to copyright protection.
We are writing to let you know we do not plan to remove your videos at the time.
You have control over the availability of your videos on your channel, including the ability
to delete them if you choose.
You hear that, ladies and gentlemen, that's what you call taking a fucking W.
You see this, Shappie?
It's called you taking an L.
Anyways, audience, the following screenshots I am now about to show you is essentially all the
information that Shappie has filed to YouTube to terminate my YouTube channel.
Copyright infringement notification confirmation.
Essentially, the first few paragraphs talk about how YouTube is going to review his request to, you know, take down my YouTube video.
But here's the juicy part.
Here's the information that Shappie Sway has filed to YouTube.
Shappy has manually gave YouTube his copyright owner name, his full legal name and address,
which, by the way, for the sake of the YouTube video, I am not going to leak his information.
As well as his title or position, what is your authority to make this complaint?
And in the yellow text, this is exactly what Shappi typed to YouTube.
We have not allowed this person to share our videos in his channel and he is monetizing on our content.
Please remove this and any other related videos about us.
Anyways, before we continue, I need to address what Shappie decided to file to YouTube.
Just because you do not allow me to react to your videos on YouTube,
that does not give you any grounds to copyright strike my YouTube channel.
If you ever picked up a fucking book about fair use, you would know that my videos have good standing on YouTube.
There is absolutely no copyright infringement involving my videos.
Because as it says under federal law and YouTube guidelines,
if my video is critiquing or parodying giving commentary about somebody's protected copyright work,
then it is now qualified under fair use.
Essentially what I'm trying to say, Shappie, is get f***ed.
Anyways, in the third part of this email, it reveals to a,
us which video in specific that he was trying to copyright strike.
And what do you know?
It's the same video that I called him out for all of his very poor behavior on the internet.
Why am I not surprised that he would try to take down that YouTube video?
Personally, audience, if I was Shappy Sway, I would be pretty fucking embarrassed if a video like
this of me got released to.
Can you really blame him for being such a pussy?
Okay, but in all seriousness, in the red text, this is very important.
Exactly all of this is what Shappy Sway has given his.
legal name authorization signature that he is legally aware of all of these things before he proceeds to
copyright strike my YouTube channel.
Chapy Sway, in good faith, states that I am the owner or an agent authorized to act on behalf of
the owner or an exclusive right that has allegedly been infringed, which, by the way,
audience, if you haven't recognized by now, that is wrong.
I have in good faith belief that the use of the material in the manner reported by complaint
is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law, and that this notification is accurate.
Once again, wrong.
I acknowledge that there may be adverse legal consequences for making false or bad faith allegations
of copyright infringement by using this process.
Which, ladies and gentlemen, if I have not proved it to you by now, it is wrong.
Why do you think that there are over a thousand YouTube videos on my account and my channel
still stands five years later?
And finally, ladies and gentlemen, this is my favorite part.
I understand that abuse of this tool will result in the termination of my YouTube channel.
Well, YouTube, if you are in fact watching this video,
by the end of this video, I will provide you all the proof that you need to terminate this YouTuber's channel.
He sends false copyright takedowns to absolutely anybody that says anything negative about him,
especially after making multiple false allegations about me and overall being a nuisance to the YouTube community.
Moving on, ladies,
and gentlemen, the next part of this email talks about exactly what Shappi Sway filed to YouTube
in an attempt to appeal to YouTube to strike down my YouTube channel. And we, the owners of this
account, this guy, Rith, keeps harassing us and sharing our content that is tagged not for kids,
to his kid audience to make money out of it and try to ruin our image. You should delete every
video related with us and banned permanently his channel, as is not the first time he has
had horrible behavior towards the YouTube community. And then he decides to send links to YouTube
of the false allegations of, you know, me allegedly being an EDP and sending false copyright
takedowns. That part is fucking ironic. But, uh, once again, Shappy, you have no grounds to
copyright strike my YouTube channel. I think you kind of forgot what the fuck you're even filing.
This shit is about copyright and how I am stealing your copyrighted property. This is not about
harassment and this is not about me trying to ruin your image. You filed a copyright
takedown. Leave your emotional-ass fucking feelings out of the appeal to YouTube. And by the way,
little bro, if you consider my videos making lighthearted jokes about your YouTube content as harassment,
you don't think the hundreds of comments and community posts that you've made about me is not
harassment. You're sitting here making false pachshile allegations about me. You don't think that's
harassment? Are you seriously that fucking stupid? The next.
The next part of the email says he is also calling on other channels like Glider Guy to do the same.
Bro, why the fuck are we talking about Glider Guy?
Audience, I could have swore this was an appeal to YouTube to try to copyright take down my video.
Why are we talking about fucking Glider Guy?
And by the way, I never told Glider Guy to do shit to Shappie.
My last messages with the guy was talking about Spotify.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Please remove our content from this guy's channel too.
They are horrible people lying about us.
As you can see, we are tagged but for kids.
This muffa-doch-do doesn't even know how to type, not for kids.
He's so fucking angry spamming the keyboard.
You know, Chapie, if you're going to file an illegal copyright takedown,
at least you can use some fucking grammarly.
At least use some chat chippy T, man.
Just a thought.
They are not, and they show our content to kids that follow them and make money out of it.
Yeah, bro, I'll be honest.
I've made so much fucking money off of you.
And I'm about to make so many more bands too.
And also, Shappy, my entire channel is categorized as not for kids.
I've already stated this in my previous video,
but my whole channel is categorized as not for children.
Here is the link of the other guy, another cah annex,
that was recently banned for spreading fake news
and monetize in kids with adult creators' content.
And then he's linking to YouTube Glider Guy's videos.
Bro, why are you putting Glider Guy's videos in a copyright take-down?
request of my channel. Do you have any fucking clue about how the law works? I am actually convinced
you're stupid. Oh man, this one is funny. Please hurry. This is urgent and escalating unnecessarily.
We need the harassment to stop. We follow rules and tag all not for kids. I do too, shappy.
And these people are literally posting videos and making money out of lies and clickbait. This
should be illegal. Okay, you do the same thing with your lies.
in clickbait sitting here making community posts spreading false allegations.
And by the way, audience, these videos are not harassment.
This, ladies and gentlemen, this is textbook definition of harassment.
But guess what, ladies and gentlemen, because I am a thick-skinned person,
I'm still not going to do anything about it.
The next page in this email is honestly just hilarious.
In this paragraph, it says to Shappi,
we are concerned that your copyright notification may not be valid for the videos listed below.
Please keep in mind that in many countries it is legal to use copyrighted works in specific ways without the owner's authorization, particularly for transformative purposes like news reporting commentary and parody.
Bro, how the fuck do you read that and still think?
Oh yeah, yeah, my false copyright take down, it is still valid.
It literally says commentary, dude.
My entire channel is commentary.
How do you fuck up that bad, shappy?
And finally, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on.
top of this whole situation. Shappie sways false copyright strikes to me were declined.
Yeah Shappie, get f-f-s. Ladies and gentlemen, subscribe to the channel if you would like an update about this situation. With that being said, I'm gonna go laugh to the bank. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You have excellent form. I'm just tight butt.
Alright people, what's up? Today we're checking out probably the weirdest video on YouTube.
You have excellent form.
What a phenomenal start. I feel like today, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to learn a lot about getting women.
The subject of today's video is Matt Haas, aka Bold Guy.
And this guy, long story short, is the expert of women getting?
At this point, I don't know why I'm even wasting my breath.
Let's see how we can get women.
See if you can go deeper.
What are you some sort of creep?
Only if you insist.
What about you?
What about me?
Are you some kind of attention whore?
Holy shit. We just went from Simp to Alpha Male.
in a second. I'm getting fucking chest hair by simply watching this video. If this Sigma male shit keeps up, I'm gonna start adding inches to my pecker.
Who are you calling an attention, horror?
I'm asking, because you keep sticking your ass up in the air.
What the fuck is this video? I've never found a more mundane and oddly funny video than this guy here.
I'm not even saying the video's bad. It's just fucking funny but creepy.
But I mean, my good sir, you're the one that walked over to her flappy ass anyways. Can you really really,
blame her?
I have the right to exercise here if I want.
Of course you do.
And I have a right to approach and talk to you.
This guy has an answer for everything.
I mean, after all, he is the most alpha male to ever live.
You know you're a different breed of badass whenever you're wearing a hoodie without sleeves?
Andrew Tate ain't got fucking shit on this guy.
Just by looking at this guy, I can tell that he is very familiar with the female body.
And if this shit keeps up, I feel like he's about to add another body to the count.
and I have the right to tell you to get lost.
Why are you getting physical?
Is it because you think I won't hit you back?
Are you saying that you would hit a woman?
I would never hit a lady.
I don't have to act like a lady simply because you expect me to.
Then don't expect me to act like a gentleman.
How would you like me to shove this up your ass?
I'm not into fist-fucking, but thank you for the offer.
Uh, can someone explain to me how quickly that turned for the worst?
How in God's Green Earth do we go from hitting a woman to talking about fist-fucking?
There is so much plot and anime lore to this video, I fear that we're going to miss anything if we skip a second.
First thing you know, we're talking about fist-fucking, the next thing you know we're gonna be sucking and fucking.
You want me, don't you?
I haven't decided yet.
Yeah, you do.
You're still here talking to me.
Whoa, baby, we get in physical.
in this bitch. The escalation in these videos are so
inexplainable it's hard to describe. How do we go from hey baby, you have
nice fucking ass cheeks to now caressing a man's shoulder? This has gotta
be the most unromantic and unattractive video I've ever watched.
Strong shoulders? Firm chest? Tight butt?
That means you have a powerful thrust in my right?
I feel so objectified. I would agree. Isn't this the same woman
a minute ago that said that this guy's a creep,
caressing a man's shoulder,
rumbing his titties and touching his ass.
I think that's a little objectifying,
if I do say so myself.
You can have me.
Really?
If you can catch me.
I don't chase girls.
Catch me, and I'll let you do whatever you want to me.
So, what does that entail?
Now, of course, any average Joe would just think about fist-fucking,
he looks like the gentleman that bring you out to dinner
or maybe shoot some pool with you at a bar.
And maybe some fist fucking later, I've no idea.
Either way, I can promise you he'll treat you like a lady.
What the fuck am I even saying?
That's quite a generous offer.
Catch me.
You pussy.
Look at the smirk on his fucking face.
You can tell he's about to accept the challenge that's way too easy for him.
Chasing down a girl to get freaky in the sheets, what an easy offer.
I feel like we're about to watch a chase that's more intense than any GTA 5-3.
star bank heist.
What the fuck is this guy doing?
If you're going to be chasing a girl that especially does parkour,
why would this guy just take the longer route, just run up the stairs?
If Kucci was truly that important for you, you would run up the stairs.
But hey, you know what?
I'm probably wrong.
I'm nowhere near as experienced with a female body such as this guy.
I should just sit still with my pen and paper and my thumb and my ass taking notes.
Okay, I do have to give credit where credits do.
This guy is keeping up.
For a guy that looks like the middle school fucking varsity basketball, coach, he's doing pretty good.
But will it be enough to get the Cucci?
Most likely, probably.
If this guy doesn't secure Cucci, I feel like all of us are doomed to fail.
Rest in peace to the male gender.
Just a set of preface, this has got to be the longest parkour scene ever in my life.
As we're watching this, just remember what spawned this whole chase to begin with.
This all started over a pair of ass cheeks.
Don't forget that.
Oh, and Fiss fucking two.
That's right, baby.
You thought you caught the woman, when you thought you got the girl.
She gave a little tease of you, she gave you a little reward.
But she didn't give the prize of whatever the fuck you want to do with me.
Who would have knew, ladies and gentlemen?
Parkour and porn would have gone together so easily.
How did you do that?
That's for slapping me.
And that's for calling me a pussy.
Is that all you're gonna do to me?
What else do you want?
You're a healthy guy, I'm sure you can think of something.
Okay, I thought of something.
What?
Catch me and I'll tell you.
Can you believe this guy?
No, I can't, lady.
This is a load of bullshit.
Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough of it today.
Please click the video on screen.
I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
They don't call me Jumbo Spice for no reason.
I am the spice god.
All right, people, what's up?
Today we're revisiting the spiciest TikTok trend I've ever seen.
You see what I did there?
Apparently Jumbo Spice is supposed to be a spice god, a fucking Spice Spartan.
But I'm not entirely sure how true that statement really is.
And before I talk a bunch of shit about another spice god, a fucking spice Jesus.
I may as well take a little shot of ghost pepper and some pringles.
I mean, that's the spiciest shit I have in my house.
All right, ghost pepper sauce, baby.
Let's put that shit on there.
All right.
There we go.
Oh, shit!
Ah!
Fuck!
I don't want to get this shit everywhere.
It's spicy nonetheless, right?
I love spicy stuff, but it's not going to bother me.
Well, there you go.
I just took the chip.
I just got shit all over the place, so I'm gonna have to clean it up after.
But yeah, now that I'm qualified, I can now talk shit.
Yo, so I found the world hardest popcorn.
It literally says it is 10 times harder than a spicy flamed jalapeno.
Oh my god.
So I took a handful and I'll try to fit this all in my mouth.
Oh, fuck did I just eat, br.
You buy a sclabi.
Ha-hah-hah!
So you guys are telling me that this is supposed to be the spice god.
The same motherfucker that can't eat spicy popcorn?
This is supposed to be the spicy Jesus.
I don't know, audience, this is a pretty bad first impression.
Lemon.
Lemon tachis.
Lemon tachis, siracha.
Yes.
Lemon tachis saracha tachim.
Let's go, baby.
Let's go, baby.
I've never seen a man more geeked over spicy and sour food in my life.
Now, I'm a guy that really loves a spicy food.
food on wings and stuff like that.
But never am I going to talk about spicy food like I have a full-fledged fucking chode?
I mean, if you love to shit yourself that bad on the toilet, then hats off to you.
Personally, I'd rather not shit my brains out and have my asshole look like a fucking onion ring.
I like my spicy food with moderation.
You can call this shit the puckered ass theory.
Lemon takisarajahe'm wasabi.
Ooh, hoo hoo hoo.
Let's go, baby.
Yes, sir.
My, am I being raised no coward?
Carolina Reaper.
No reaction.
I love how there's magically no reaction after he just cut from the previous food he just ate.
Last I remember, pal, you had a shit ton of snot on your nose a second ago.
So you're going to tell me that you go from a runny nose and watery eyes to magically...
All that's fucking gone.
And then there's magically no reaction.
A little suspicious, Jombo, I'm not going to lie.
Pino.
Yellow Pino tecchio.
Okay, the next issue, I have.
with spice kings is the whole idea of talkies. I think that this is a pretty nationally accepted opinion that
talkies are simply not spicy. I think when you have a bunch of blonde sophomore girls in high school
watching true crime eating a bunch of talkies, I think we know it's not spicy. So I don't know how exactly
this is testing anybody's spice limit the second that talkies are introduced. It just kind of makes the
whole video a lot more underwhelming. Yellow pinio tecice, sireche, yellow pinio,
Take his syracia to him.
Let's go, baby.
Yellow pinia.
Take his serreche da him.
What's up, babe?
Ooh.
More what's up, babe?
Ooh.
Yes, baby.
At this point, I'm starting to question if this is even a spice video anymore.
If there's one thing I've learned about Jombo Spice over the months and months of looking at his content on TikTok,
is that he talks very seductively to the audience in the food he's about to eat.
You know, eating spicy food on TikTok, that's way too boring.
But if we make a spice video sexually confusing, oh yeah, that's a fucking banger.
There's no fucking way he can say no reaction after this.
If you look at his eyes, they are literally glistening.
And I know the jombo supporters are going to say,
Well, actually, Rith, it's actually the ring light.
Go fuck yourself.
I'm sorry, but last time I looked at a lake, it would typically reflect the sky.
So if we apply this logic to his eyeballs, then tell me why the fuck there's two circles in his eyeball.
You guys are probably coping right now. I know your fucking daddy's crying.
He's that shot. Ghost purple.
At this point, there's no debate. This dude is fucking fried.
Whenever things get so spicy, you can't even say the words ghost pepper anymore.
You're talking like your lips are fucking glued together. Ghost pupper.
Holy shit, I think we're seeing some fraud behavior.
No reaction.
Go fuck yourself.
Four habaneros.
Blue taquies.
Wow, Jombo, I'm so fucking impressed.
I mean, the four habaneros, that was pretty impressive, I guess.
But then again, you cut the videos, who knows what happened off camera?
But really do the fucking talkies again?
There's absolutely nobody in the crowd applauding you for eating fucking talkies.
Wasabi, ginger shot, ghost pepper, red talkies.
The second that I feel like,
like he's actually impressing me with this spice limits.
He whips out the fucking talkies again.
Listen, Jombo Spice, if you're watching this video,
I personally request for you to do 10 wasabi and 10 lime.
Don't cut the footage.
I don't want to see any of that cut footage bullshit.
You either fast forward the footage or you do this shit wrong.
You're not going to escape me making a fake video, not on my watch.
Strawberry straws.
My God, look at that, you slim.
Look at how long and lengthy it is.
Why the fuck do you describe shit like this?
I mean, I know all the little kids are giggling on their iPads thinking,
He-He-He's talking about a penis.
But has anybody ever told you, Jombo, that you're maybe not funny?
I don't know, maybe it's just me.
Maybe it's because I'm no longer a fucking freshman in high school.
You know, private part in toilet humor simply is not funny.
But honestly, let's keep it real for a second.
Is there really anything on TikTok that's actually funny?
I didn't think so.
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I give this a 10 out of 10.
It is that good.
Honestly, if it's really that good as how you're describing it,
I kind of want to try it myself.
I guess I'll just have to look past the fact that it kind of looks like the intestines of a Jeffrey Dahmer victim.
But I'm sure I can look at it for the real glory that it actually is.
I love strawberries, and if it tastes anything remotely similar to a strawberry,
I will probably like it.
But you're saying that it was long and juicy.
That's fucking wild, bro.
He's at the new Jack and the boss spicy tiny tacos.
And in this video, we'll be seeing how many I could eat.
Yeah, so basically, I don't need a scientist to tell me that this video was bullshit.
Basically, all that Jumbo did was eat a taco, spit it out, eat the next one, and cut the footage.
And then he did this over and over and over again.
Trust me, if you have the mindset of Jombo's spice trying to maintain a good physique,
there's no fucking way he'd actually sit down and eat 80 Tocodes.
In one sitting. Either way, it makes good footage on TikTok, but boy, is this video some fake bullshit?
Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
All right, people, what's up? Today, I discovered the cringiest couple on TikTok. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is aimless, M-list. I don't know what the fuck that is.
For the sake of this video, we're just going to call them M's.
Anyway, scrolling through this couple's TikTok account, it's honestly like third wheeling
a fucking e-date.
The videos that I have seen on my 4U page makes me want to throw up and then eat it and
then throw up again.
So yeah, for anybody that is single watching this video, well, you're gonna wanna stay single
by the end of it.
Let's begin.
Listen right, as somebody that is currently in a relationship, you will find me dead
before a video like this of me gets released.
My entire YouTube career is based off of having some pretty good aura.
I'm the guy that makes fun of everybody.
I'm the guy that's supposed to prove people wrong.
If a video ever gets released of me being some motherfuckin' sip,
bro, I'm cooked.
I officially will lose everything.
I am sitting here watching this shit and wondering why the fuck would it ever leave the camera roll?
If you guys think that this video is bad,
the videos we're about to watch is much fucking worse.
Once again, ladies and gentlemen, you will find me dead before I wear a daddy bracelet on my left arm.
Imagine going in for a handshake with your girlfriend's dad and he sees that shit.
Oh my God, bro, you're going to get your fucking ass beat.
But seriously, though, only two videos into this shit and I already am cringing my ass off.
As I said before, this is like third wheeling some e-dating wattpad shit.
Who the fuck is commenting on this video saying hashtag go?
Bro, y'all horny motherfuckas need to go outside immediately.
Maybe, can I have some money?
Maybe, I'm just kidding.
Okay, listen, I know that we're supposed to roast this guy because he's supposed to have a lot of money,
but dude, you don't fucking understand what kind of card that is.
For those who don't know, ladies and gentlemen, the Black American Express card is fucking insane.
The Black American Express card has absolutely no limit on what you can spend.
So basically, ladies and gentlemen, if this motherfucker really wants to buy something that's a hundred,
million dollars that black american express card will not decline so uh audience as much as i want to say that this
guy is a cringe ball he is fucking rich and there is no denying that that is a black american express
card what the fuck if we stop dude there is no fucking way an owner of a black american express card
actually sounds like that why not what's wrong baby bro the fuck off
Bro, if this is what millionaire TikTok couples are like,
I do not want to put my relationship online.
There's no fucking way that they actually do this shit
unironically when the camera is off.
I swear, they whip out Wadpad and read some weird-ass fan fiction shit,
and they're like, oh yeah, baby, another video idea.
And the worst part about their TikTok account
is not exactly their videos, but their fan base.
Their entire fan base is unironically commenting
on their videos saying this is hashtag goals and shit.
Guys, this shit is scripted, at least I hope so.
Stop sitting here and commenting thinking that this is what relationships are like.
It is not.
Nine times out of ten, your boyfriend is not going to be constantly wearing suits
and driving Mercedes-Benz all the time and grabbing your upper thigh while driving.
First off, most guys are fucking losers.
In two, you're probably not the type of girl to pull that type of guy.
Simple as that, motherfucker.
Yeah, there is no way in...
fucking hell I would ever allow that to happen.
Listen, audience, I'm a car guy, I got two cars right now.
I am not going to allow my girlfriend to be driving this shit.
She got a car that's half the size of mine and she already be bumping into shit.
And it's like a fourth of the fucking horsepower.
Sorry not sorry, I ain't trusting nobody with my fucking whip.
Okay, dude, we get it.
You're fucking rich and you spoil your girlfriend for absolutely no reason.
You know, I kind of find it a little weird that relationship.
Nowadays are just chopped up to how much fucking money you spend.
We've already seen what, like three TikTok so far just about giving this girl money?
Like, why do relationships have to be all about money, bro?
You gotta make it about love, right?
Is that what it's about nowadays?
Listen, ladies and gentlemen, I'll put it this way.
If you want to be in a relationship, you better be a fucking millionaire.
I'm sorry.
There is, in fact, an annual subscription to having a girlfriend.
Oh my gosh, babe, I got you a dairy ring with your fucking.
money. I guarantee, ladies and gentlemen, she bought that shit with the $50,000 that she was asking
him for. And guess what? I guarantee later in this video, we're going to have to witness this guy's
fake reaction. Oh my gosh, babe. Thank you for the dairy ring that you bought with my fucking
money. Dude, this shit is so fucking bad.
Hey, baby, I have a surprise for you. You know, with the shit I've seen on this TikTok page,
I think that would be a pretty good assumption. With this type of e-dater,
Character AI bullshit I'm listening to.
I feel like I'm getting pregnant through the fucking screen listening to this dude talk.
I feel like I'm being sexually harassed through the fucking screen.
International Men's Day?
What the fuck is that?
Wednesday, November 19th of 2025.
International Men's Day honors the invaluable contributions to men in society, families, and communities worldwide.
No one ever gave a fuck about me.
I got you a diary.
Since I could only buy it from one person.
in my life.
Bro, this shit is making me want to puke as I'm watching.
Is this what happens when you have all the money in the world that you just couldn't give
a fuck what your digital footprint is like?
Because personally, I don't care how much money I have.
I am not risking my fucking aura for this shit.
I've always thought that family channels and couple TikTok accounts were fucking stupid.
But this shit is another level.
What the hell?
This is gonna be you.
You're the best.
No, you have matching dairy reels.
Now I just need one more for the middle finger.
Bye.
You don't go to you anymore.
Bro, somebody please make it stop.
This shit is so fucking cringe.
Why are people watching these videos and thinking that this is some hot erotic shit that actually happens in real life?
I will die on this hill, ladies and gentlemen, telling you that this shit is scripted.
Because I pray to God, this is scripted.
Because if this shit is not scripted in that this shit is actually normal among couples,
I think I'm gonna have to unsubscribe to my relationship today
because clearly I must not be doing something right.
Dude, this shit was sponsored by Watpad, bro.
Be a good girl while I'm gone tonight.
Bro, shut your Discord, E-Kitten ass up.
I knew that these two motherfuckers were watching Watpad every single night.
They see some weirdo shit and they're like, oh my God, we gotta recreate this.
Bro, I fucking knew it.
Bro, there is no fucking way you have a daddy bracelet
and you're dominant at the same time.
With a combo like that,
I just think that you're interested
in the same sex.
I think I'm done with this shit.
Audien, subscribe to the channel
for a part two on TikTok couples.
With that being said,
I'll catch you guys.
Later,
we breathe,
we still...
This is my kingdom come.
This is my...
By the way, audience,
I just wanted to let you know
that this video has 86 million views.
If any of you in the audience
are wondering, man,
how do I
get out of the street? How do I get out of the hood? Well little Timmy you fucking dumbass all you have to do is reactive videos with no additional commentary
All you got to do is some mediocre ass facial expressions and you get $2,000 a fucking video
audience today we are checking out Dung ABC
If you're looking for a foreign brain rot content farm then motherfucker I have found the channel for you
Today we're gonna check out some of the most popular videos on this YouTube channel some of which
getting up to 105 million views in trying to discover how the f f-
this YouTube channel went from 3 million to 7 million subscribers within a few weeks
strap in everybody let's see if we can make it to the end of the video
so yeah ladies and gentlemen as you can see this is some life-changing content
As I sit here with my small channel of 4 million subscribers,
uh, please subscribe by the way,
I got my pen and notebook and I'm taking some fucking notes.
I know what my next YouTube video is gonna be.
While my stupid ass is sitting here editing my YouTube video of me eating ramen,
I know when I upload this absolute banger,
I know that I'm gonna get well over 50 million fucking views.
Which, by the way, audience, if I put down my act for just a second,
this video where he was eating a 25 cent pack of fucking ramen,
video probably made $3,500 a profit in return.
So I just want you guys to think about this going forward watching the rest of these videos,
that they are quite literally doing basic human functions that you can literally make a video about today.
And they're getting around 50 million views in the process.
Just keep that in mind throughout the rest of this video.
Yep, all right.
completely but totally related to the video.
Why the fuck do Asian people love playing this song?
Like every single sad YouTube short and Instagram reel from India that I see,
they're always playing this fucking song.
They probably don't even know what the song says.
Which by the way, audience, if you want to know what song they're playing,
it's Ava Max and Whit Lowry called Into Your Arms.
A song that quite literally everybody knows about but never actually listened to.
So yeah, for the rest of my audience that can speak fucking English
and want to listen to music.
There you go.
But aside from that, I don't know what a lost dog relates to the song of a woman taking
off her dress and being in a man's arms.
That really doesn't make too much sense to me.
Yo, I fuck with the off-brand Gucci you're wearing.
I can't believe it.
Imagine stepping out the crib wearing some muff-fucking goody.
If I've seen a girl pop out on the first date wearing some fucking goody,
I think I'm going to hop right back in my fucking GR-8-6 and speed off.
If you're wearing that for any occasion, you're going out sad.
I'm sorry.
7 million subscribers, by the way, and they can't afford Gucci.
That's crazy.
Oh my God, that's so sad.
Really, motherfucker.
82 million views, by the way.
So, if any of y'all are in the market for getting 80 million views on your YouTube video
and getting around $3,000, just get your pet dog and just give him a hug.
You'll be quite surprised about how much money your dog can make you.
So yeah, after this video, I think I'm going to go and give my dog.
a big fat hug.
I can finally get a return on the fucking investment
for this fat little piece of shit.
Copyright of music.
Uh,
yeah.
Hey,
Copyright music.
Bitch.
Um.
Big on my bum.
Um.
Bro,
what the fuck?
Am I doing wrong as a YouTuber?
I really want to put this into perspective for you guys.
This girl just grabbed the video of a giraffe eating of babies.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Cheese?
And all that she did on her part was give a two thumbs up
and pretend to giggle.
And that just made her like $4,000.
I give up.
Honestly, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I, I, I, fucking give up.
There is no fucking way that she just re-uploaded the same video again
and got an additional 50 million views.
I know for a second audience, you were probably thinking,
well, Rith, didn't you literally just play that video?
Yeah, I did.
All that they did was swap the music.
I'll play the rest of the video in like 5x speed.
You could see that it is the exact same video,
but just like a slight change.
If we're gonna get into the nitty gritty details, ladies and gentlemen,
if we categorize these two videos as basically the same video,
they got 139 million views off of the same video.
If you audience are not looking at this YouTube channel thinking you can literally do the same thing
and retire your family tomorrow,
if you're not thinking that, then you're just a fucking idiot
and you're destined to be poor for life.
Because the evidence for making all the money in the world audience,
it's right in front of you.
And if you don't see this as an opportunity to get off your fucking,
fucking ass then you're a lost cause.
Yep, alright.
Right!
You see that item she's holding audience,
she got that by doing a two thumbs up in the fucking air.
God, I sound like such a bitter f*** right now saying this,
but that's because I am.
Getting a silver play button because you gave a two thumbs up.
I had to work my fucking ass off to get mine.
And she comes over here and does a two thumbs up
and gets one.
Get the fuck outta here.
Un, copyrighted music, once again,
Un, yeah, copyright music,
Un, yeah, finger my bum,
Un, yeah, spreading my ass,
Un, getting this cash,
Un, yeah, I gotta go fast,
Un, the YouTube videos,
It's giving me a rash,
Un, yeah, no, that's just my fucking crabs,
Un, yeah, thing on my ass, un, yeah.
That has gotta be the worst selfies for a photo I've ever seen in my life.
How are you a YouTuber and you shown your face your entire career?
But yet you still look awkward on camera after your thousandth YouTube video.
POV, you found a video that's faker than Topper Guild.
Difficulty level below easy.
I don't know. What the fuck I'm saying?
Damn.
Uh, yeah. Copyright music.
Uh, bitch, yeah.
Ha ha, yep, you, you just fucking pranked him real good there.
I'm still waiting for the punchline, ladies and gentlemen.
And gentlemen, like, why did this video get 300 million views?
This is the most popular video on their YouTube channel,
so this has got to be like the magnum opus of funny.
I'm just going off the title here.
It says funny, so clearly 300 million people thought it was.
Bing of my bum, uh, I'm gonna come in a...
I'm not gonna say that.
Pretty good shit!
Yeah, that was the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
That was not funny.
Anyways, audience, if you want to see actually funny content,
subscribe to my channel, let's get 5 mil.
Hey people, what's up?
These Roblox TikToks are actually getting illegal.
Now, audience, if you guys are not familiar with Roblox TikTok, let me fill you in.
This community, specifically on TikTok, is so bad that my entire backbone of my channel is of this topic.
Listen, I don't know about you, but if anybody has to make over 30 fucking videos about one topic,
it is probably the most degenerate shit I've ever seen in my life.
Anyways, it's been a while since I've checked out this community.
of very degenerate people.
So today we're checking out whether or not
they have matured in their lives
and they have stopped e-dating.
Spoiler alert, they fucking haven't.
So with that being said, let's begin.
Okay, we have got a lot to read here.
Me, because I'm so mad at all these cute e-daters,
I just want all of them cute,
not so pretty, overprotective, and jealous girls
and stay up late with cringe-matching profile pictures.
Playing Roblox 24-7, loyal,
block her and then I blocked him doesn't talk to a lot of boys VCs matching display names cute post
display names and it's not a lot to ask for yeah this subgenre of Roblox hasn't changed one bit
listen bro I get it it's really good to have high standards but if you're trying to achieve this on
Roblox you're going to get this uh fucking never not even the online e-girls are going to be able to
match your fucking standards my boy and if you even go out of
into the real world and asking a real live breathing female if they could do all this for you.
You are going to get fucking laughed at.
So, uh, do yourself a favor.
Lower your standards a little bit.
Maybe consider being a normal human being for once.
Because, uh, that shit is never happening in a million years.
If you want all these standards, motherfucker, you got character AI.
And that's all you'll be able to ask for.
Oh, we got another one of these people.
A fact that everybody needs to accept, real love can be online too.
Go to Home Depot and buy one of these, motherfuckers.
If anybody in the audience is currently e-dating or considering e-dating, please stop it now.
And you're gonna sit here and tell me that, oh, my Pookie Bear is not in fact fucking 10 other dudes behind my back.
You're lying to yourself.
You really are.
So from one man to another, if you're e-dating.
some girl dude just just quit it now I've never encouraged cheating before but if you're
e-dating somebody you should at least do the common decency and give them some
character development make them learn their fucking lesson please ladies and
gentlemen this is exhibit A of what the definition of mental illness is are you
hello kitty because I'm trying to say hello to your kitty wow dude we got a
fucking comedian in the house listen pal if you plan to go to the club in the
then hit up the hose with this pickup line.
You have absolutely nobody to blame but yourself whenever you get registered as a fucking sex offender.
If anybody in their right mind, unironically thinks this is the best pickup line for the hose,
that's just natural selection at this point, dude.
You deserve to be on the registry.
Listen, I get it.
This video was supposed to be funny and relatable and all this other shit.
To me, you just told me that you're a f***in fat ass.
By the way, YouTube, I'm not saying that anybody has a fat ass.
They are a fat ass.
Gotta clear that shit up because they've been recently demonetizing my shit recently for adult content.
Just wanted to clarify YouTube.
I'm not talking about literal fucking ass cheeks.
Listen, audience, I love food just like the fat ass that lives next door to me.
But under no circumstances, am I going to get that fucking happy if my significant other bought me
fucking PDQ?
All I'm going to say is that if you get this happy over food, chances are you need to go to the
fucking gym.
Listen, pal, this shit is not.
quirky and funny, you are actually just mentally deranged. Listen, audience, if I'm going to be completely
honest, I was quite a big simp in high school. If I had a crush on a girl, I made it my
fucking personality until I stopped liking them. So I'm going to give you guys some advice,
something that you should really take to heart right now. If you have a crush on a girl,
do not make it your fucking personality. Don't try to romanticize the fact that you have a crush on
anybody if you really feel like you need to tell them just tell them and get this don't make a big
fucking deal out of it if she likes you back she likes you back that's all that really matters but
believe me ladies and gentlemen it's much easier to get a no and you still look like a normal
human being than uh doing what this person does here and stalking their entire fucking bloodline
dudes will do absolutely everything than actually asking out the girl so with that being said
don't be like this person audience i'm not normally
the type of guy to tell somebody what to do with their money.
If you are just rich as fucking, you want to go ahead and do some absolute dumb shit, go right on ahead.
I can say for myself, I've done some pretty dumb shit with money.
But to be fair, like all things in this universe, there's definitely a limit here.
If your full-time job is spoiling 10-year-old e-girls on Roblox with a bunch of Robux,
firstly, I think that you can allocate your money to something better.
But secondly, I think that you should also go to fucking.
jail. I know what your intentions are if you're spending this type of money on 10 year olds in Roblox. You need to be on a watch list, Mr. Sir.
Listen, girl, I really appreciate your offer. I'm sure that you're a very kind person. But if you're doing this TikTok and not showing me what you look like, but just showing your Roblox character, I think that tells me just about everything I need to know. Just because this video was recorded in Roblox just tells me that you are extremely.
mentally ill. And to be honest, I want nothing to do with you. Not only are you a Roblox
E-girl, but you're all so jealous and very obsessive. And I am just trying to not have that
type of drama in my life. So in other words, girl, uh, you can fuck right off.
All right, I'm just gonna pretend I don't know what they're referring to. And for anybody in
the audience that also knows what they're referring to, I'm so sorry. I can't exactly say what
they're referring to because YouTube would
snipe me off the platform like Thomas
Crook's snipe Donald Trump. But you guys
got chat GPT, you guys got
Google.com, you guys did probably
find some fucking Bing article about it.
But YouTube, I do not encourage
this behavior, okay?
Okay, I do
have to say that at least their relationship
is in real life because
chances are he is probably
the person that gave her all that money
and all those gifts. So I think this
is the only Roblox couple that
I can't exactly shit on. However, I do think the idea that you're dating the Hello Kitty
girl is a little alarming. So with that knowledge, I recommend you just sleep with one eye
open every single night. But hey, at least you guys are dating in real life. Okay, now we're
just getting into some psycho shit. Well, audience, what do you think? Subscribe to the channel
if I should make another video about Roblox cringe. With that being said, I'll catch you guys.
